Full Server First Kill Ch180

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 180: Mentor

Painter looked helplessly at the two in front of him.

“Cursed Players” was indeed the best explanation. Considering they couldn’t disguise themselves as real animals—there shouldn’t be such mini “dragons” in the world, nor such standard cats.

No need to mention Nol, who looked exactly like a miniaturized young dragon with round, gleaming eyes. Mr. Demon King looked so upright, lacking much of a dragon’s majesty. Paired with his smooth, flawless scales, it wasn’t an exaggeration to say he was a companion summoned beast.

It was only upon closer inspection that Painter noticed. Not only was there a small leather pouch tied to Teest’s collar, but Nol also carried a small backpack. This item was very concealed and had a small capacity, only holding a book at most… and a candle stub.

A teardrop of wax squeezed out from the gap in the backpack, symbolically shaking at him.

Awesome, Painter thought, the three mighty beings in front of him, each with their own oddities.

White Cat Teest should have been the most ordinary, but unfortunately, even his appearance wasn’t natural. Even a noblewoman’s pet cat couldn’t achieve Teest’s level of cleanliness.

The Mad Monk clearly had no interest in licking himself clean. He must have used a cleansing spell, as his fur was neat and smooth, dust-free, and his upright tail stood up like a fluffy white duster.

These two’s actions were becoming more erratic. It would be better for him to go on vacation to the Lost Tower sooner. Painter sighed helplessly.

“Mentor of ‘Hermitage’ should be with the Golden Sword. Improvise on the spot,” the former Pope said with a wave of his hand. “I wish you both smooth sailing.”

Nol nodded, gripped the soft cat, and flew towards the direction of the hunter’s cabin.

During the flight, Nol couldn’t help but lower his head to look at Teest. His silver-white long hair turned into silver-white long fur, equally clean and soft, feeling wonderful to the touch.

A warm touch came from the paw, and Teest allowed himself to be held obediently for once. Occasionally brushing against branches, those pointed ears would instinctively flutter. If it weren’t for the fact that his aura hadn’t weakened at all, Nol would almost forget those bloody nights.

Speaking of which, domestic cats were indeed skilled killers who played with their prey…

“There are indeed two people.” Teest cleared his throat and slightly adjusted his voice, pulling Nol back from his reverie. “One should be Golden Sword—strong aura but weak. The other incredibly weak… that ‘Mentor’?”

“I’ll contact the Tower later. Have someone figure out how to take Mentor away.”

They were both like this, so there was no need for a face-to-face meeting. Lynn knew how to treat guests, and if there was a need to discuss, they could easily contact her remotely. The priority was to pick up Golden Sword without anyone noticing.

The hunter’s cabin was close by and brightly lit. The originally gloomy and rotten wood was warmed by the orange glow of the fire, making it somewhat cozy. The exorcism magic left by Painter was still effective, with no monster cries nearby.

The door had several not too big, not too small cracks, from which drifted… the scent of instant noodles?

50% of the allure of instant noodles was provided by the sense of smell. Suddenly smelling something familiar in a strange world, Nol was filled with emotions. He hovered at the door, politely knocking.

“Ah, come in,” a gentle voice said as footsteps gradually approached the door.

“Sir, that might be the enemy,” Golden Sword Billy warned. Nol immediately recognized his voice. Compared to their last encounter, Billy’s voice had weakened significantly.

The gentle voice chuckled. “That wooden door can’t stop anyone. If it really were an enemy, we’re doomed to die here anyway. There’s not much difference in these few seconds.”

Nol: “…”

That makes sense, but is it really okay to be so direct?

Sure enough, Golden Sword fell silent.

With a creaking sound, the door slowly opened. Nol saw the elegant “Mentor” with kind features in front of him. Mentor also surveyed… uh, the oddly shaped dragon and cat, his gaze sweeping over their Player earrings.

“What cute guests,” he exclaimed, gracefully making way at the door.

Nol lowered his body, placing Teest back on the ground. The next second, the white cat gracefully leaped, landing on the room’s rotten bowl rack, claiming the high ground. He looked down at Billy, half-lying on the bed with his tail straight up, motionless. Billy looked at the cat with a bit of surprise. There was confusion in his eyes but not much caution—perhaps this was the privilege of small animals, Nol thought.

“Hello, we’d like to stay for the night. It’s too dangerous outside.”

Nol also changed his voice, trying to sound more like a mascot.

“Of course, no problem.” Mentor went back to his pot, continuing to cook noodles. He hummed a tune, and his Player earrings swung openly.

Nol quickly looked around.

A ball of magic fire hovered in the fireplace without wood, burning a small crucible above it, the pot bubbling with the familiar smell of braised beef instant noodles. Mentor even added greens and an egg, seemingly quite well-stocked. On the only table in the room lay an open book. Near Billy’s side was a white mug, emitting a rich medicinal scent. Before Nol could approach, the big cat Teest lightly jumped onto the table, boldly sniffing the cup’s contents.

[Healing potion, high-quality. Ordinary potion makers can’t produce this quality,] Teest telepathically said. [This “Mentor” is an alchemist.]

Nol wasn’t surprised. He had already recognized the Magic Clay Crucible that only a high-level alchemist could handle. In the setting of “Tahe”, alchemists were a very versatile support profession—from concocting special potions, enhancing magical equipment to customizing proprietary items and weapons with additional enchantments, alchemists could achieve a high standard, the pinnacle of a support profession.

Of course, playing as an alchemist also came with a price.

Alchemists’ skills demanded high requirements for the site, rituals, and attire. They were basically unable to appear on the battlefield, nor did they have the extra energy and money to take up a combat profession, destined to stay far behind the front lines.

A high-level alchemist leader was indeed suitable for Hermitage, focused on research with no interest in combat. With Mentor around, at least they didn’t have to worry extra about Golden Sword’s treatment. The current problem was, how could they send Mentor to the Lost Tower alone?

Nol had a good impression of Golden Sword, but unfortunately, only Players could ensure they “can’t be domesticated”. He really couldn’t direct Billy to the Lost Tower.

Teest seemed to be pondering something similar, his pair of golden eyes staring unblinkingly at Billy. The room was dim, and his pupils were nearly perfect circles.

As they pondered, Mentor cheerfully served two bowls of noodles, and in front of Golden Sword, took out two portions of fragrant stewed meat from the system item bar. He divided them in half and placed them on the other side of the table with leaves. After doing this, he poured two plates of clear water in front of them.

“Please, have some.” He politely indicated, pushing the bowl of noodles towards Billy. “I’m sorry, Mr. Billy. You’re weak. It’s better not to eat too greasy.”

“Thank you for your concern.” Billy leaned back against the headboard, taking a long breath.

Teest looked disdainfully at the stewed meat, remaining as immovable as his tail. Nol moved closer, amiably eating a few bites. It didn’t taste bad, but indeed fell short of Teest’s culinary skills.

Billy struggled to get up, nibbling on the food little by little—the renowned Golden Sword seemed not to have much appetite, but a patient always needed energy. The room was filled with the warm and fragrant aroma of boiling instant noodles, accompanied by the hissing sound of magical fire burning, making the atmosphere inside warm and harmonious.

No one shouted at the two talking animals. Perhaps this was the benefit of dealing with a high-EQ middle-aged person.

“Thank you. Are you two together?” Nol knowingly asked. He folded his wings and sat down at the table obediently.

Mentor poured himself a cup of tea. “It was just a chance encounter. I needed a place to rest, and this gentleman needed a helping hand. Just, I didn’t expect tonight to be so…”

He paused for a moment, glancing again at Teest and Nol’s Player earrings. “Lively.”

There it was, hinting for them to introduce themselves.

“My friend and I were originally adventuring in the Black Forest, but unfortunately we were cursed by a Swamp Witch.” Nol discovered, to his surprise, that he could now lie calmly. “The witch ran into the depths of the forest, and we couldn’t chase her. We could only head out to look for a way to break the curse.”

“The curse of a Swamp Witch?” Mentor stroked his chin, the firelight bouncing off his round glasses.

“They enjoy turning victims into annoying small animals or filthy livestock and poultry. Your appearances are quite unique.” His tone was so academic that Nol couldn’t tell if he was being sarcastically skeptical or just genuinely curious.

“I almost turned into a lizard. Transforming into this cost me a rare item. As for my friend, he was initially hairless, and his current form is also the result of effort to recover.” Nol had anticipated this.

Teest looked at Nol silently for several seconds, ultimately keeping his silence.

At the table, Mr. Billy finished his noodles. He cleaned his hands and looked several times at the soft cat with its back to him. Eventually, he couldn’t resist and tentatively reached out his hand.

Honestly, it was a bit impolite, but Nol thoroughly understood his feelings. After all, Mr. Mad Monk was just too fluffy—when you’ve been deliriously feverish for hours and there was a warm furball rimmed with flame at your side, it was really hard not to touch.

Teest seemed to have eyes on his back as he seemingly turned liquid. No matter how Billy tried to touch him, he always managed to squat in place, maintaining a two-centimeter distance from Billy’s palm.

Billy could only sulkily withdraw his hand, taking another sip of hot soup.

“Ah, I see. Would you mind if I take a look? I have some research into breaking curses,” Mentor said with a smile, decisively ignoring the skirmish at the table.

“Please.” Nol agreed readily. “Let my friend go first.”

After hearing this, Teest turned around and jumped in front of Mentor. He held his head high, which caused the fur on his chest to puff out. Mentor happily extended his hand and spread his fingers wide, stopping a punch’s distance from the cat’s head.

Nol wasn’t worried.

Their Swamp Witch wasn’t vegetarian—although she was holding a sauce-flavored pancake while casting the spell and seemed quite out of it. But after all, she had been brought up through the ranks by Paradise, standing at the pinnacle of her species.

If Nol remembered correctly, that neighbor had evolved into a “Deep Fog Great Witch” last month, so her curse wasn’t so easily dealt with.

As expected, Mentor’s frown deepened. Eventually, he shook his head. “This is tricky. The curse wasn’t cast by an ordinary Swamp Witch. You’ve encountered a bigshot.”

“Do you have any suggestions?” Nol flew next to Teest, squatting in a row with him, feeling the warm fur.

He deliberately asked clearly.

“If your people can’t break it, then you’ll have to look for curse-breaking items.” Mentor withdrew his hand, his gaze shifting away from the cat. “Tears of Pure Goodness, Tishili’s Prayer, fragments of holy texts… such high-level curse-breaking items should be useful.”

True to the leader of Hermitage, his answer was indeed precise.

The three major Player guilds would definitely have these items. But one thing was certain, they wouldn’t use such precious curse-breaking items on two unlucky fellows who trespassed into the Black Forest.

That meant…

“It looks like we’ll have to try our luck with the Alva Merchant Group,” Nol said. “This state is too troublesome. We can’t operate freely.”

Teest remained silent throughout, but Nol could feel that the Mad Monk’s attention was quietly focused on Billy. The cat’s whiskers moved attentively as he intently observed.

Good, let them keep this tacit understanding.

He would start talking to Mentor, closing the distance and naturally seeking an opportunity for a private conversation. Teest was a genius at distracting, so was better suited to fooling the troublesome Golden Sword.

Mentor gave a reserved frown. “The Alva Merchant Group is a good choice, as other small consortiums can’t get these items.”

Nol: “I hope it’s not too expensive, haa. If we knew, we both would have joined a larger guild…”

“How about we form an alliance temporarily? I also happen to be looking for the Alva Merchant Group.” Mentor put down his noodle bowl and smiled. His glasses had fogged up a little.

Nol: “…Huh?”

Wait, aren’t you here to find Paradise?

“As you see, I am an alchemist. I’m looking for the fourth section of the cave leopard’s tailbone, and can’t find it anywhere—this time too, I hired two young people to help, but they didn’t show up at the agreed time.”

Mentor spoke in a gentle voice. “I was a bit frustrated, so I came out to the outer circle. Maybe it’s time to give up. Buying is a better choice.”

Looking for materials? 

A complete lie. Did this guy notice something?

“We’ve turned into this, so our ability to help is limited.” Teest finally spoke up, his pupils slightly constricted. Nol involuntarily glanced at Teest’s claws, noticing he had extended them a bit—fortunately, his claws were large enough to be completely covered by the fur.

“How could that be!”

Mentor laughed. “You dared to explore the depths of the Black Forest on your own, faced the Deep Fog Great Witch and retreated unscathed, and one of you even possesses magical items related to dragons. You must be quite powerful, capable people who always have resources at their disposal.”

“And me? I’m just a frail scholar. An alchemist with his magic pet. No one would be wary of us, saving a lot of trouble. You need a human to communicate with outsiders; I need two reliable companions. It’s a win-win.”

It was indeed a win-win, but this script wasn’t prepared for him. Nol was speechless.

They had originally wanted to propose this plan to cooperate with Billy.

“About the two young people you hired before—” Nol was a bit bewildered in his reply.

“They won’t be in trouble. I believe they’ll find their own way out.” Mentor sipped his tea. Above the rim of the cup, Mentor’s purple eyes were full of smiles.

[This guy definitely knows.] Teest suddenly communicated. [He knows we’re from Paradise, and he knows our target is the Alva Merchant Group. This guy wants to get involved, though it’s hard to tell what his purpose is…]

[What about Golden Sword?] Nol frowned.

[Hard to say how much he knows. I don’t have much interaction with that guy.] Teest licked the fur around his mouth. [Fortunately, ‘Mentor’ hasn’t disrupted our plans. At this point, Golden Sword won’t stay silent for long.]

[Among us, he is the one who needs ‘companions’ the most. As long as he’s not out of his mind, he will definitely choose Players over mercenaries.]

Nol glanced over at the corner of his eye. Golden Sword Billy was quietly leaning against the headboard, seemingly in thought.

Just then, a long-absent popup suddenly appeared. Nol, Teest, and Mentor froze simultaneously for a moment.

[You have triggered a special NPC quest: Lost Memories.]

[Condition: Infiltrate the Alva Merchant Group, assist Enbillick Alva in clarifying the “memory loss event”, and ensure Enbillick Alva’s survival.]

[Mission reward: A large amount of money; Tears of Pure Goodness, Tishili’s Prayer, fragments of holy texts (choose 2 from 3); the friendship of Enbillick Alva]

[※It is recommended to accept this quest.]


The author has something to say:

Cat Teest is not to be touched by anyone (other than Nol), and the well-behaved Dragon Nol.

Too bad the dragon’s touch is somewhat hard…

Mentor: (The expression when looking at a young person’s thesis project)


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Escape From the Asylum Ch121

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 121

Half an hour later, Zhou Qian led a group of players back to the square. Surprisingly, three NPCs hadn’t left yet: Tartar, Brega, and Tara.

Among them, Tartar was the most relaxed, merely yawning out of boredom. She stayed for one reason only—Brega and Tara hadn’t found their dogs yet, and she hadn’t managed to deliver their two portions of bone soup.

“Why not tell the story of the past?”

“If you don’t tell it, they won’t inform you about the whereabouts of your dogs.”

“Yes, I didn’t expect the deserters of the Land of Silence to be so capable. But there’s nothing to be done now. Just tell any story. Let’s get the dogs back first!”

“Even if you can’t find them, can you at least take the soup back? I have things to do back at the inn!”

These were the words Tartar said to the two, overheard by Zhou Qian and his group upon arrival.

As she was speaking, she looked up at the deserters who had returned to the square, finally showing a pleased expression. “You’re back at last! Why did the village chief give me such a tiresome task? Unfortunately, I’m not from here. To stay, I must work tirelessly, serving the villagers. Who else here can cook meat as deliciously as I?”

Zhou Qian smiled and greeted Tartar before turning to look at Brega and Tara. Before heading to the temple, Zhou Qian had asked Tartar about Nameless Village and the two countries.

Unfortunately, as a non-local, Tartar knew little. Then, Zhou Qian planned to use the fact that the dogs hadn’t been found to threaten Brega and Tara. These two were obviously elders of the village, likely knowing many secrets.

However, as Tartar warned, the word “Amei” was taboo here. The moment Zhou Qian hinted at asking about her, the two retreated, running off to search for their dogs again.

The reaction of these two NPCs further confirmed the significance of Amei.

Zhou Qian was about to split up with Hidden Blade and Ke Yuxiao to follow up when he received a message from Qi Liuxing.

Considering the symbolism of the three skulls, the color-changing glass, and the vanishing stone tablet with the third prohibition, and realizing many clues in this instance might be fleeting, Zhou Qian decided to visit the Temple of the Goddess of Prayers first.

Now that they had returned from the temple and the two NPCs were back in the square, from Tartar’s words and their ashen faces, it was clear they hadn’t found their dogs yet.

Their disappointment made Zhou Qian smile, who immediately approached and asked, “You care so much about your dogs, it must be important for tonight. Just like the indispensable fire. I’m curious, how do beings of the other world know every household has a fire?”

To safely spend the night, players must light a fire. Due to the prohibition, players had to play with colors to conceal the fire from being seen outside.

However, if the Red Gods or ghosts from the other world couldn’t see the fire, the players’ color tricks would be useless—the ghost wouldn’t see the fire from outside and might enter the houses to harm people.

The game surely wouldn’t have a no-win scenario, meaning ghosts perceive fire differently. The prohibition likely only prevents villagers from seeing the firelight.

That’s why Zhou Qian raised this question, seeking confirmation before the real Samhain festival.

Tara responded, “The other world beings are so powerful, what don’t they know? They know everything. As long as there’s fire, they won’t enter the houses!”

“Since there’s fire… why the need for dogs?” Zhou Qian asked again. “I heard dogs can communicate with the other world beings, providing warnings against danger. But they’re not essential, right? Since fire can ward off the other world beings, you just need to stay indoors. So why the need for dogs?”

Brega, with a grim face, said, “Because fire only repels ordinary otherworldly beings. They come to this world to consume us. The bone sacrifices in our homes can drive them to this square. You see, besides burning bones, we also burn lots of grains and meat! Thus, being driven to the square and seeing the food we sacrifice, they can be satisfied too! They’ll leave at dawn! Overall, they are easy to deal with! But if the Red God comes… that, that’s dangerous!”

“If the Red God appears, ordinary food won’t suffice. He will demand something extremely precious from us. He wants to trade with us. At such times, we can’t communicate directly with him—only through dogs or some sentient animals.”

Zhou Qian, having received a message from Bai Zhou, naturally understood what the Red God was. It was a simple and crude understanding—it was akin to a powerful ghost or demon from hell.

With this understanding, as Brega explained, it became clear—if the Red God appeared and there was no dog to mediate, the villagers wouldn’t know what the Red God demanded, and failing to satisfy him could lead to their direct demise. However, if there was a dog to relay messages, they could promptly fulfill the Red God’s demands.

Curiously, Zhou Qian asked Brega, “So, people here can talk to animals?”

This was indeed a very magical instance.

“Yes! Every one of us can!” Brega said angrily. “So can you return our dogs to us?”

“No.” Zhou Qian’s expression appeared very innocent. “You haven’t told me the story of Amei yet.”

Brega couldn’t suppress his anger any longer. “You need to understand, you’re deserters! We are the ones sheltering you! Don’t go too far. We can drive you out at any time!”

Zhou Qian looked at the pattern on his clothes. “You’re from the Moon Family. Without our help, you might have been sent to guard the night. And you—” Turning to Tara, he continued, “You’re from the Cloud Family. We are on the same side as you. There’s no need to burn bridges so quickly. At worst, we get driven out, but what about you? Without your dog, you might not survive the night.”

“So, why the hassle? I just want to hear a story. Let’s start with…” Zhou Qian smiled, stared into Brega’s eyes again, and said emphatically, “The ‘Golden Feather’ story.”

Zhou Qian’s mention of the “Golden Feather” seemed to hit a nerve.

In that instant, Brega and Tara, who were from opposing families, made a coordinated movement—they looked at each other and then unconsciously moved a bit closer.

This was like two villagers in internal strife, feeling a common threat against them, instinctively uniting against an external enemy.

“Ah, the Golden Feather is important. Amei’s story is indeed related to it. She stole it, causing the conflict between the two countries, right?” Zhou Qian said with a smile. “So you see, I already know the gist of the story. It’s just the details…”

Hearing this, Tara and Brega exchanged glances again, then both glanced at Tartar.

Zhou Qian, noticing the hint, turned to Tartar and said with a smile, “If you don’t mind, I’ll talk to them first. Thanks for your hospitality. We’ll help you bring these pots back tonight. You don’t have to wait here.”

Hearing this, Tartar readily turned to leave. “Fine. I’m happy to have the help. But you need to come back before 10:30. I have some things to tell you. Otherwise, you’ll face danger tonight!”

Zhou Qian nodded and then turned to Tara and Brega. “Now, can we talk? What exactly is the story? What’s the significance of the Golden Feather? And what did Amei really do?”

“You must swear that you will never tell this story to outsiders! Otherwise, you will turn into a bird and never be able to become human again,” Tara said sternly. “This is our scandal, not to be known by those outside the village!”

“Alright. I swear. I won’t tell outsiders,” Zhou Qian said solemnly. He didn’t show any peculiar expression, but this didn’t mean he hadn’t noticed the peculiar coincidence—why did the oath also involve “birds”?

Without dwelling on the matter of the birds, Zhou Qian quietly waited for the two people in front of him to react. Clearly, this instance was filled with magical elements, and the inhabitants took oaths, prohibitions, and curses very seriously, believing these elements could truly limit one’s actions.

Thus, after Zhou Qian solemnly swore, the expressions on both their faces relaxed considerably, seeming ready to tell the story. Of course, they were only willing to share with Zhou Qian, who had taken the oath. After sending the other players to wait outside the square, Zhou Qian stood alone in the center of the square, finally hearing a complete story.

About sixty or seventy years ago, the Day, Moon, Star, and Cloud Families didn’t reside here; they were all part of the guards of the king from the Kingdom of Words, albeit in different branches. From the beginning, the four branches, each marked by a different symbol, swore to loyally serve the Kingdom of Words’ royal family until death. They were intimately connected with the royal family and even intermarried.

Amei was born into the most prestigious family of the Cloud branch. Her father was the king’s most valued subordinate, and shortly after her birth, she was taken in by the king as an adopted daughter, becoming a princess.

However, it was said she was so ugly that the prince of the Kingdom of Words felt disgusted just by looking at her. Otherwise, based on the relationship between the king and her father, she would be betrothed to the prince instead of just accepting her as an adopted daughter.

Due to her appearance, Amei lived in contempt from a young age. She was indeed pitiable, but what she did later was inexcusable—

She either made a wish to some god or sought the help of an evil magician, and suddenly became beautiful, becoming the most beautiful woman in the Kingdom of Words, but at the cost of her parents’ health.

The moment she became beautiful, her parents’ health declined rapidly, and they died within three months.

Afterward, conflict erupted between the Kingdom of Words and the Land of Silence, and war was imminent.

During the peace talks, the king of the Land of Silence mentioned that he had seen a portrait of Amei, fell in love at first sight, and was willing to marry her to unite the two countries and avoid war.

The king of the Kingdom of Words asked Amei’s wishes, and she gladly agreed. Her decision was not out of consideration for the Kingdom of Words or its people, but because she could no longer stay with her family.

Everyone spoke of her as selfish, heartless, and the direct cause of her parents’ deaths.

When Amei, this disaster, was sent away, the four major guard divisions that knew her true nature were all too happy.

But no one expected the story to end there.

In the wedding procession was a young man named Beilan, born in the Star branch of the guard.

On the way to the wedding, he and Amei fell in love.

For many years afterward, Amei appeared to be a respectful wife to the king of the Land of Silence, but in reality, she was secretly meeting with Beilan.

Beilan quit his job in the guard, left the king his family had served for generations, and became a merchant, traveling between the two countries to meet with Amei.

If not for an accident, perhaps they could have continued like this.

But an accident did occur.

During one of Beilan’s returns to the Kingdom of Words, it happened to be the Samhain festival.

The passage between the worlds was opened, and the Red God came to the human realm. He wanted to experience human life again, so he possessed Beilan’s body, banishing his soul to another realm and turning Beilan into a wandering ghost in that world.

Thanks to a spirit-communicating white dog and villagers who could communicate with the dog, everyone learned of Beilan’s fate. Somehow, Amei heard about it and naturally wanted to bring Beilan back, or at least see him again.

But with the divide between the living and the other world, conversing with a lover in another realm wasn’t easy.

It’s said that Amei was so worried that her hair turned white.

The people of the Kingdom of Words communicate with spirits through white dogs.

As for the people of the Land of Silence, they rely on birds.

Animals are considered spirits by the people of this world, serving as their channel to communicate with other worlds.

It’s said that the king of the Land of Silence had a particularly precious golden feather, which fell from the most powerful bird spirit.

With the help of this feather, one doesn’t need to wait for Samhain to open the passage between worlds to talk to beings from other realms.

Thus, Amei stole the feather from the king to communicate with the other world and find Beilan.

After stealing the feather, Amei dared not stay in the Land of Silence, so she fled back to the Kingdom of Words.

With his most precious golden feather stolen, the king of the Land of Silence waged war in rage.

As the army approached, the Kingdom of Words found Amei, investigated everything, understood the situation, and returned her and the golden feather to the Land of Silence.

The crisis of war between the two countries was averted once again, and Amei returned to the Land of Silence.

Amei, having harmed her parents, was unfilial; rashly stealing the treasure of the Land of Silence, she disregarded provoking the Land of Silence and endangering her people, showing disloyalty. Moreover, as a wife, she was unfaithful by having an affair…

These terrible reputations followed her back to the Land of Silence.

As a result, Amei received the hatred and curses of thousands of people from the Land of Silence.

So, what was the outcome?

What was the fate of this unfaithful, unfilial woman who nearly caused a war between two countries?

Zhou Qian thought this and asked.

Tara replied, “The king of the Land of Silence asked us if he could dispose of Amei as he wished. By then, everyone in both countries knew what Amei had done. There wasn’t anyone who didn’t hate Amei. Our king, her foster father, even said that she could certainly be disposed of by the Land of Silence as they saw fit!”

Brega added, “So later, the king of the Land of Silence had a magician turn her into a horse.”

“A horse?” Zhou Qian was somewhat surprised.

“Yes,” Brega said. “She was assigned to guard the city gates. Whenever distinguished guests visited the king, they could ride her to the palace. The king said, after all, his woman liked being ridden.”

Initially reluctant to talk about Amei, considering her a disgrace, both men became excited when discussing her punishment. Tara couldn’t help but speak up without waiting for Zhou Qian to ask, “Besides being turned into a horse, I heard… the nobles could order her around to carry goods. Sometimes, when they overloaded her and she ran slowly, the nobles would whip her!”

“What a pity. I would have been happy to see that scene. Without this woman, we would still be in the guards, enjoying wealth and honor! But now? We were implicated and considered criminals! We were sent to this remote place… only to farm and mine, never to enjoy wealth and honor again!”

“When we left the royal city, I was 7 years old. I remember there were specially delicious candies there. But since leaving the royal city, I’ve never tasted them again. It’s all because of that woman! She really deserved to die!”

Tara said, “Yes. But compared to being executed, living in disgrace probably suited her better. I heard that many nobles who visited the king rode her, shouting ‘Run, horse, run… run…’ while riding her. Hahaha, that was really too funny.”

“It seems like she died after about ten years.” Brega sighed. “It’s probably from exhaustion. What a pity. She should have suffered a few more years!”

……

After gathering the information he wanted, Zhou Qian left the square.

The ones who came to the square afterward were the 32 people who were to be sacrificed tonight under the guise of a vigil.

The people hadn’t all arrived yet, and the village chief was personally counting the numbers while pacing back and forth, seemingly waiting anxiously for something.

A moment later, a subordinate ran over.

The moonlight revealed his pale, anxious face.

Seeing this, Village Chief Ab sensed something was amiss and asked him, “What’s the situation?”

The subordinate looked around, noticed the people were still far away, and whispered to the chief, “The medium from the neighboring village really helped a lot. She used a secret technique to send her soul to the other world and found the Red God who oversees our land. That Red God leaked his demand for this year!”

“What demand? Speak up!” the chief urged anxiously.

“He said one sentence—” the man swallowed. “1, or 31.”

The chief’s face turned completely dark. “What does that mean? He’ll either take one person or 31?”

“Perhaps that’s what it means. Anyway, that Red God only said one sentence to the medium.”

“Can’t the medium be clearer! How much did we pay her? Just for one sentence? She really is…” The chief couldn’t help saying, “Why can’t we have mediums or magicians who can communicate between the two worlds here!”

“She’s only human, after all; she can’t stay in the other world too long. According to her, finding that Red God was already not easy. Although the Red God is ferocious, the deals he makes with people always come through. He never reneges. So I think…”

He pointed towards a corner of the square.

Following his gaze, Village Chief Ab looked over and naturally saw that person.

It was Bai Zhou.

At that moment, he was quietly leaning against a pile of unlit bones.

The moonlight became a bit brighter, casting his shadow long. The silver moonlight and the ghostly blue of the bone pyre interwove, making his stern face appear even more expressionless.

“You’re thinking of using him?” Village Chief Ab frowned.

“He loves playing the hero, standing vigil for Alayne. Let him do it.” A hint of ruthlessness flashed in the speaker’s eyes.

“But we promised Tartar. She bought him as labor.” The chief frowned. “Tartar knows many people. If our affairs get out…”

“She wants money. We’ll just pay her off. Otherwise—” the man narrowed his eyes. “The medium from the next village… has ways to get rid of her! After all, she’s an outsider!”


The author has something to say:

Qian Ge! Someone wants to kill your husband!


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Charlie’s Book Ch70

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 70

The Duke was disinterested in everything, so when they left the second floor and entered the herbal trading area, he secretly sighed with relief.

This level had a certain technical barrier. Most were chefs from wealthy kitchens, along with apothecaries and mages—a group not only scarce in number but each more eccentric than the last. Everyone was somewhat wearing something to cover their faces, but all had an antisocial, silent, and gloomy temperament, meaning that despite wearing rabbit decorations, no one would approach them to strike up a conversation.

“I did quite well in herbology. While at school, I developed a very effective hair growth tonic, which made my first fortune,” the rabbit-headed shopkeeper mentioned.

He stocked up on some basic medicinal powders and some local raw materials here. While they looked ordinary separately, some non-magical materials could produce effects rivaling magic when mixed and processed by someone knowledgeable. This was why potion-making was one of the lowest barriers to entry in magical studies.

Watching him enthusiastically crouch down to pick through dried herbs, Dwight looked around impatiently and suddenly noticed something reflecting light in a pile of goods in front of an old man.

It was a stall selling animal materials, and the scruffy old man seemed utterly indifferent to his business. A worn-out cloth, indiscernible in color, was spread on the ground, haphazardly piled with broken bones, lizard tails, eyes from unknown animals, cockroach powder, and dried bats.

The Duke stepped closer—he saw it again. Something in that pile of dark, dried bats flickered, like the reflective eyes of an animal at night.

But undoubtedly, everything on this stall had long been dead.

Hasting, keeping an eye on the Duke’s actions, stepped forward to take a closer look too.

Although he couldn’t see anything special about these items, he still followed his master’s lead, shuffled through the small pile of dried bats, and then saw the Duke point at one particularly small dried bat.

Hasting: “……”

That meant he wanted to buy it.

No words could describe the turmoil in his heart at that moment, considering the proud Duke of Brandenburg was someone who could refuse to eat anything cooked by a chef he deemed unattractive.

Not to mention that the group of dried, shriveled animal bodies was unsightly, the stall’s scruffy owner, whose hair and beard were tangled together, was enough to make the well-acquainted Duke throw a significant fit.

Dwight saw Hasting not moving and nudged him on the arm to hurry him up.

Coming to his senses, Hasting spoke to the old man in the common tongue to ask for the price.

The stall owner, a drunk with a pungent smell of hangover, squinted through bleary eyes and couldn’t make out which item Hasting was pointing at. He simply took two copper coins and allowed him to take his pick.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper had at some point come over and watched Hasting carefully wrap a dried bat in a handkerchief, somewhat surprised, but didn’t say anything.

It wasn’t until they left the building that the rabbit-headed shopkeeper asked the Duke if he planned to brew a potion—ordinary potions usually use processed powders or extracts, whereas magical potions might require whole dried animal carcasses.

“Don’t be ridiculous,” Dwight said. “I just thought there was something odd about it.”

Charlie pinched the rigid little claws of the dried bat, lifting it to inspect.

“I can’t see anything unusual,” he said.

Dwight hesitated for a moment.

At the herbal market, that dried bat indeed gave him a feeling akin to “being watched”, and it happened twice. He didn’t believe it was his imagination.

But now, closely examined under the sunlight, what the rabbit-headed shopkeeper held was indeed just a black, sun-dried dead bat.

“I can’t explain it,” the Duke said slowly. “Just now, I felt like it was watching me.”

Hasting exchanged a surprised look with Charlie.

“Then keep it,” Charlie decisively said. “Take it back and put it in water to test.”

Dwight glanced at him, somewhat surprised.

Originally, he thought Rabbit Head would use this opportunity to tease him about hallucinations or something.

Charlie fumbled in his shopping bag, trying to find waterproof parchment to wrap the dried bat for Hasting, but instead pulled out the two-colored flier they received upon entering. He couldn’t help but exclaim, “Ah!”

“We forgot the raffle,” the rabbit-headed shopkeeper said, holding the flier carefully. “Remember that wooden archway? We bought stuff… Well, maybe we could win a small bottle of bedbug juice.”

The Duke warned him, “We’re not going back.”

They had already walked quite a distance from that building, and Dwight was unwilling to return just for bedbug juice, especially since it was now the hottest part of the day and even a mask was cooler than a cloak.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper blinked and had to compromise.

Dwight still wasn’t done. “A bottle of bedbug juice isn’t worth making such a fuss over.”

“Speaking of gems, there really are such things here.” Charlie suddenly remembered. “The antique and jewelry market.”

“What good can there be in such a place?” the Duke continued his lecture. “Nothing but the inheritance of country widows or poorly made jewelry. Please restrain your provincial demeanor.”

“Yes, you must have seen many fine things,” Charlie drawled. “But it’s our first time here. Maybe there’s some exotic treasure you haven’t seen?”

“I’m here for the first time, but that doesn’t mean I don’t own things from here.” The three arrived where carriages were parked, and the coachman, who had been waiting under the shade, quickly came forward to take their things and stack them in the luggage rack at the back of the carriage.

“Shivers’ scabbard material comes from Doran, made from the skin of a deep-sea monster that stretches freely, reducing the volume of a long sword to a third when sheathed,” the Duke said as he removed his mask and boarded the carriage, his expression somewhat aggrieved.

“No wonder I’ve often wondered where he keeps his sword,” the rabbit-headed shopkeeper mused.

Pennigra had only a small territory that touched the sea and was located at the far western edge of the continent, indeed farther from Lemena than from Doran.

“There are also the purest crystal potion bottles from Gantia, which preserve the potion’s properties without degradation for thirty years,” the Duke said languidly. “The dragon leather boots I wore when we set off also came from Doran.”

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper finally looked at the Duke with slight surprise.

Indeed, dragon leather boots weren’t actually made from dragon skin—dragons had been missing from the continent for over two hundred years, and even if these enormous creatures hadn’t gone extinct, they wouldn’t be something humans could simply skin.

“Dragon skin” was a general term for the highest quality of tough leather, probably because the most ostentatious nobles would rather not refer to their boots and gloves as “Polymountain Ironscale Four-legged Snakeskin Gloves” or “Deep Sea Cyclops Sharkskin Boots’.

Whichever it was, any leather product that could be called dragon skin was inherently expensive. What surprised Charlie even more was that many of the Duke’s possessions indeed came from Doran.

He was certain that before their time in Maplewood, this lord had never set foot outside the continent of Pennigra.

Charlie turned to look at Hasting.

The knight, who was sitting with his arms crossed by the window, originally didn’t want to speak but couldn’t resist the rabbit-headed shopkeeper’s unrelenting gaze and glanced at the Duke.

Dwight hummed softly.

“Brandenburg and White Bridge have a VIP agreement, and each year’s auction catalog is sent to Lemena in advance,” Hasting explained.

At the mention of “White Bridge”, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper paused.

“Don’t tell me you haven’t heard of it.” Dwight raised an eyebrow.

Charlie adjusted his top hat. “Of course, I know. It’s a notorious lawless zone in Doran, the biggest den of vice.”

White Bridge wasn’t a bridge but a city—or rather, it couldn’t truly be called a city. A more fitting description would be a lawless zone. In White Bridge, no royal or rule could be enforced, and no armed forces were allowed, no matter who they were. Legend had it that fifty years ago, due to the sale of an elven slave within its limits, the elf’s tribe’s army besieged the city, but the conflict was extinguished as silently as a candle dipped in water.

It hosted the largest opium dens and banks, but it was more famous for an auction said to sell anything.

Give a beggar enough wealth, and he could buy a kingdom from White Bridge, becoming a king.

The Duke’s peculiar items likely came from the White Bridge auction.

Due to the area’s uniqueness, White Bridge didn’t accept jurisdiction from any empire or power. The Wolf family, one of the Black Gold Families, rose to immense wealth through these auctions, wealthy enough to rival nations.

The profit-driven Wolves were infamous. There was nothing they couldn’t procure if the price was right. If there was one place in the world where one could trade, it would be at a Wolf auction.

White Bridge was a true city that never slept, with auctions big and small running year-round, but the truly influential Wolf auction happened only once a year, drawing many attendees. Only there could one’s wildest imaginations of treasures and monsters be fully indulged.

Dwight had thought that, given Charlie’s way of doing things, he would be eager about the White Bridge auction—he even prepared to reject his whimsical suggestions outright.

But the rabbit-headed shopkeeper merely nodded, not continuing the conversation on that topic.

Even Hasting was surprised by this.

Though they hadn’t been together long, Hasting knew that the rabbit-headed shopkeeper possessed many quirky gadgets, as demonstrated by his enthusiasm in the general goods market.

The Knight Commander had once told him that this mysterious Mr. Rabbit had “an endless array of bizarre ideas”.

For someone like that to show disinterest upon hearing about possibly the world’s largest auction was indeed abnormal.

Hasting, being straightforward, voiced his inner question directly.

Charlie looked at both Hasting and Dwight—they were both watching him.

“It’s not that I dislike auctions. I just don’t like the name Wolf,” he said honestly.

“Do you have a history with them?” the Duke immediately asked.

“Not exactly a history.” The rabbit-headed shopkeeper shrugged nonchalantly. “Isn’t it natural for rabbits to dislike wolves?”


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Charlie’s Book Ch69

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 69

“Did you foresee something like this happening, and that’s why you insisted on coming no matter what?” Dwight stood with his arms crossed. The road was still muddy from last night’s rain. Many people avoiding carriages squeezed onto the unpaved roadside, which greatly pressured the Duke, who wasn’t accustomed to crowds.

He didn’t know what had gotten into him to actually come here—though he knew Rabbit Head just wanted to use his carriage and knights. The other’s incessant chatter really made his head spin. The Duke felt immediate regret the second he agreed, but it was already too late.

“What do you mean?” the rabbit-headed shopkeeper asked with a politely inquiring expression.

The Duke stared at something in his hand.

It was a small, white half-face mask made of thin silver sheets. It wasn’t the finest craftsmanship and was unadorned with jewels, except for a red outline around the eyes.

“I just think its design is quite nice.” Charlie handed it to him. “The weather is really nice today. Wearing a cloak would be a waste. And look, everyone is wearing masks.”

In fact, that was an exaggeration. They were standing at the entrance of an outdoor market, which featured a carefully constructed large straw archway decorated with flowers and vegetables. There were already two or three small stalls on either side of the arch, selling things like masks, hoods, and bonnets—all themed around rabbits.

However, not many here wore such items. It was about half and half.

“An outstanding appearance is a gift from heaven, but given the circumstances, it’s best we keep a low profile. Look, I’ve even bought one for Hasting.” The rabbit-headed shopkeeper then produced another item. It wasn’t a mask, but a hat decorated with two long ears.

Dwight glared at the hat for a while, then reached for the mask.

The crudely made mask was hard to accept, but the hat with ears was even more ridiculous.

Charlie wasn’t lying. Indeed, many people at the scene were wearing rabbit-related decorations, and a mask that obscured his face was actually quite suitable for him.

Although he felt it was foolish to wear such decorations outside of a costume ball, he didn’t want to relive the elf riots, which was one of the reasons he had been avoiding going out.

Seeing the Duke actually put on the mask, Hasting was internally thunderstruck. Although his face remained expressionless, his slightly reclining posture honestly reflected his resistance to the rabbit-eared hat.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper, apparently oblivious to his deep resentment, cheerfully stuffed the hat at him. “There, that’s better—perfectly blending in.”

Although the weather was still quite cool, the frequent rains left the air feeling sticky and thick, making it uncomfortable to wear a hooded cloak due to poor ventilation.

Hasting had no need to conceal his face, and since even the Duke had accepted it… the young knight resignedly jammed the hat on his head without much fuss.

Of course, they didn’t plan to buy any farm tools or seeds. If there were rare elven crop seeds, it might be worth a look, but the market’s arch was like a ready-made menu, and the seeds sold inside were likely reflected in the “samples” on display above. Most people entering this arch were middle-aged or elderly farmers, a demographic not often seen wearing rabbit decorations.

The first market was a large open square that was already crowded with various stalls early before the sun was fully up. Stall owners had tried every trick to make their spots more visible. Some had bright cloth tents; others had makeshift scarecrows of shovels and pitchforks, creating a lively atmosphere from a distance.

The second market was located directly behind the square in a spacious, three-story stone building that looked like a small monastery or school.

The building’s entrance also featured a decorative arch made of wood, shaped like a square, with many genuinely pullable small drawers.

A flamboyantly dressed, attention-seeking individual stood under the arch, handing out flyers, his tone overly enthusiastic.

This market saw significantly more people wearing rabbit decorations. Even Charlie’s rabbit head became less conspicuous here, attracting at most a few extra glances from people curious about the craftsmanship of his headgear.

Charlie and Hasting each took a flier (the Duke didn’t even glance at the clown) and looked them over as they walked.

Dwight didn’t believe that such a folk market could have anything of value. He acknowledged that the size of the market was unusual, but not enough to pique his interest. However, the colors of the flier in Charlie’s hand did catch his attention.

It was a two-color flier, one side bright yellow and the other deep purple. In Pennigra, dyes were mostly made from minerals, and purple was rare.

Here, it was used to dye a handout flier, which could be considered a rare local product.

But as rare as it was, it wasn’t worth the Duke’s time to trade, so he only gave it a brief look before turning away.

The content of the flier, however, intrigued Charlie. The three-story building was naturally divided into sections: the first floor housed large, cumbersome equipment and miscellaneous items; the second floor featured handicrafts; and the third floor was the spice market.

The purple-dyed back of the flier also listed some promotions: shoppers could receive price tags from vendors, and based on these tags, they could exchange for gifts at the gate upon returning—the gifts were inside the wooden arch, with each small drawer containing something. The more you spent, the higher and more valuable the gift you could obtain.

The flier described some of the gifts in an exaggerated tone, such as a rare, deadly porcupine quill or powder made from a giant deep-sea pearl.

Many residents from nearby towns gathered on the first floor, which was frequented by people of all ages. Most sellers were carpenters, and many buyers were young couples planning to furnish their homes.

The three of them avoided this crowd and headed to the second floor, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper’s main destination.

Charlie thrived in such a bustling environment. If not for the Duke’s watchful eye, he could have disappeared within ten seconds. Dwight, having no shopping goals, had to quickly follow the enthusiastic Rabbit Head.

On the contrary, it was even harder for Hasting to follow the Duke. For some reason, after reaching this floor, more people noticed him. Just a dozen steps in, several girls and boys (?) deliberately brushed against him or threw flirtatious glances, and some even directly stopped him to say hello.

Hasting, annoyed, took advantage of the Knight Commander’s absence to abandon his usual decorum. He wore a stern expression and ignored everyone as he hurried to catch up with the Duke, whose back was all that remained in sight. At times like these, he greatly admired his captain, who alone managed to maintain composure and stay close to the Duke without fail.

When Charlie finally stopped to carefully examine a stall selling handmade harmonicas, Hasting breathed a sigh of relief—at the risk of losing them, he was just about to really lose sight of them.

The Duke, showing only his chin under the mask, was quite eye-catching, but his aura of unapproachability was so strong, and he never made eye contact with anyone, so he wasn’t bothered much.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper finished paying and looked back to see Hasting looking disheveled, which made him blink.

“What’s wrong?” He considerately stopped moving forward to give the young man a chance to catch his breath.

Once they stopped, things got even more troublesome. A bold brunette girl directly blocked their path, inviting Hasting to taste the jam she brought to trade today.

“No, thank you,” Hasting kept saying, trying to move past her towards the Duke, but then another girl approached.

Though smiling, the young knight was nearly at his breaking point—he would have preferred these to be enemies, as dealing with them would have been much less troublesome with a punch each!

“Alright, alright.” Having enjoyed the spectacle enough, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper gently pushed the shoulders of the two girls aside and swiftly took off the hat from Hasting’s head.

Strangely enough, this action was more effective than anything Hasting could have said. The girls stared at them for a while and then stormed off, huffing.

“What’s this about?” The Duke, who had been watching from a distance, finally spoke. If he hadn’t understood before, Charlie’s actions now would have made even a fool sense something was amiss.

Trying to suppress his laughter, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper straightened Hasting’s clothes and casually stuffed the hat into the cloak’s hood.

“I’m not quite sure myself.” Charlie feigned ignorance. “I just made an educated guess… Oh dear, don’t get agitated.”

Dwight placed his hand on his cane—a rare occurrence, but every time it indicated that the Duke was tempted to handle things personally.

“I’m as new here as you are and truly don’t understand the customs.” The rabbit-head shopkeeper, seeing Hasting’s distressed state, finally felt a bit guilty and raised his hands. “Both of you, do you know what ‘March Rabbit’ means?”

The Duke’s eyebrows furrowed under his mask, while the Brandenburg knight looked confused.

“March is the mating season for rabbits,” Charlie explained with a smile. “I only realized it after coming here. The reason this market is called the March Rabbit Market might not only be because it’s the first large-scale trade of the spring, but it might also imply a venue for young people to meet for romance.”

By the heavens, this time the shopkeeper was telling the truth.

When he bought these items at the entrance of the first market, his intention was indeed to hide the Duke’s face, and for Hasting, he simply thought the young man, always so stern, would look cute in the hat—after all, if the Duke wore one, this young knight would surely comply.

Only along the way did he vaguely realize that the rabbit decorations might have another meaning.

In fact, all three of them were observant of their surroundings, but while the Duke and Hasting watched for suspicious activities, Charlie’s observations were more touristic. Hence, he noticed that most wearing rabbit decorations were young men and women, with a few middle-aged people, which combined with the name ‘March Rabbit’, suggested that wearing decorations meant one was single and approachable.

He hadn’t anticipated that, unlike Shivers and Shiloh, who were like fish in water among women, Hasting would be so honest and helpless when surrounded by enthusiastic girls, prompting him to intervene.

As for why he and the Duke weren’t subjected to such awkward situations, it was purely because of the girls judging by appearances.

The rabbit-head shopkeeper, whose face was hardly visible and who had a combative demeanor, and the Duke, who covered half his face and ignored everyone, weren’t as appealing as the handsome Hasting.

Hasting, suffering undeserved misfortune, remained silent, thinking to himself that the Knight Commander was a lair. This rabbit-headed shopkeeper was definitely not a good man.

Although the goods on this floor were varied, truly exquisite items were rare, and magically effective items were even scarcer and very expensive, almost only serving as promotional displays, likely to remain unsold until the end of the gathering.

Based on his observations of the rabbit-headed shopkeeper, Dwight expected him to hunt for quirky, peculiar, and surprising gadgets. However, after a complete round, the purchases he made weren’t special—just things like whistles and small spray bottles packed into a bag.

It was Hasting who found something worthwhile. He purchased finely ground toxic lizard bone powder and a small jar of unusually colored animal fat for weapon maintenance at a blacksmith’s stall.

Although it was unclear from which animal the fat was derived, everything at the modestly sized stall, such as pots and knives, was of good quality.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper initially wanted to buy some fat too but quickly realized that he no longer needed to maintain Columbus, so he refrained.


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Charlie’s Book Ch68

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 68

Two plump gray sparrows landed on the balcony, huddled close together. Their mung bean-sized eyes were unblinkingly fixed on two tall men a few steps below.

One of them was a gray-haired man with hair so short that his scalp was almost visible, a dagger at his waist, and a face that children would steer clear of. A long scar stretched from his neck to his shoulder, hidden beneath the collar of his loose coat.

He had been standing here all morning. His tense features were only slightly relaxed during the brief conversations when his companion came to switch shifts—only slightly.

“Old Chuck has gone back.” His companion handed him a wooden flask about the size of a palm, filled with high-concentration fire ant liquor.

In fact, this liquor has nothing to do with ants. It was a high-concentration beer mixed with several kinds of mildly toxic animal bones. Each sip felt like a fire ant crawling from the mouth to the stomach, hence the name.

Locals weren’t used to this intensely stimulating liquor. Only those with numbed nerves like drunks and mercenaries like them from the north enjoy it—it quickly warmed the body and was very invigorating.

The gray-haired man had been on guard all night, and the early spring night was still very cold, making this drink just right for him.

He uncorked the flask and took a sip, feeling his somewhat stiff organs slowly awakening.

“He should have gone back already. That leg of his becomes useless in winter,” he said nonchalantly. “How old is he? Forty? Forty-five?”

In their line of work, physical fitness was fundamental. Once someone was injured beyond full recovery or got too old, they were no longer suitable to stay in the team.

“I don’t know. At least forty,” the relieving companion said. “Actually, he’s not old. It’s just that his leg isn’t good. If he was still here, he might have fallen behind during this journey.”

Their current employer, although generous, also emphasized discipline. The boss tested the waters twice; he wasn’t a naive sucker, so there wouldn’t be any special treatment for Old Chuck.

It just so happened that some of them were heading back north, and Old Chuck went along with them.

Having worked together for years, both felt somewhat melancholic about their companion’s retirement and unusually engaged in a longer chat—but they were cautious, never using the common language for private conversations, especially since it was still dark and there were few people around.

Gray-hair nodded. “Xina will be happy.”

His companion laughed. “Bullshit. Xina is going to shove him out the door with a shovel—what can he do when he gets back? Help Xina plant potatoes? Bol has grown up and can help Xina with the work. And how much can you earn from planting potatoes? It’s not even enough for him to drink well for a year here.”

“Then let him work for Xina, and Bol can come out and follow us,” Gray-hair said nonchalantly. “Bol is seventeen now, right?”

He himself had done just that—after his father died in battle, he filled the gap and never returned home.

There was a saying in their squad: either drink with joy or be carried home dead—Old Chuck retired without dying, but in the eyes of mercenaries, retiring due to injury or illness was as good as dead. Only those with families made such a choice.

Like Gray-hair, those who ventured out as young bachelors often ended up dead in battle or drunk.

But they were still young. It was too early to think about such things.

His companion scoffed. “Bol won’t do, Old Chuck has complained many times that his eldest son is too timid to see blood. But I did hear something funny last time.”

He leaned a bit closer to Gray-hair and lowered his voice. “Bol’s first love was a disaster because he fell in love with a Lioness.”

Gray-hair was slightly startled. “What about him?”

His companion shrugged. “That’s why I say he’s a stupid kid… They all have extreme tastes. They either like the strong or the very good-looking, and Bol is neither. No one even takes him seriously. I also heard there’s a new recruit coming out soon. Maybe Bol’s first love is one of them. That naive village boy shouldn’t be dreaming.”

Though theoretically they all belong to the Lion family, only the management cadres could bear the Lion’s name.

As famous as the fierce reputation of the Lion family’s mercenary group was their all-female leadership—unlike the matriarchal society structure of the lion prides on the savannah, the Lion family didn’t have a “male lion”. All rulers had been women, and thus, men comprised less than 10% of the middle and upper management.

In their north, girls entitled to bear the Lion’s name were cadet officers. Such people would never marry a simple potato farmer, and Lionesses weren’t the type to just lie in their dens and control remotely. They prefer to take action and patrol their territories.

This spring just coincided with a coming-of-age ceremony for the young Lions, where eligible and qualified young women from the family were set loose on the continent to hunt for power and mates.

The family provided little support during this stage, but once the trial was passed, one could secure a place in the family hierarchy—the current family head, Adeline, became a regiment commander immediately after her adulthood trial and took over the highest family authority ten years later, a record still unbroken.

“Is the boss going to ‘White Bridge’ also because of the new recruit?” Gray-hair couldn’t help but associate it with something the boss had mentioned.

“Probably not. That’s the territory of the Wolves. They wouldn’t place a new recruit’s trial there. Must be some other important matter.” His companion finished the last sip of fire ant liquor and handed the flask back to Gray-hair. “Probably some messy big event. They love doing that, but it’s none of our business—return the flask to Old D for me. He was reluctant to lend it to me…”

After drinking a small bottle of liquor, both men felt warmed up. Gray-hair moved his stiff body from the night watch, pinching the flask as he walked away.

Their current employer was quite wealthy and loved pomp, even arranging people to stand guard at the door of the house. Privately, they all found such behavior ridiculous. Did they think they were kings in a palace needing guards at the door!

But no matter what they thought internally, having taken the money, they had to do the job, and outwardly, no one showed much complaint. After all, they usually had to guard merchandise 24/7 when protecting caravans, so this was no different, just a bit boring.

Dwight didn’t care what his employees thought.

After dispatching the Knight Commander, he continued to keep a low profile, so much so that even the rabbit-headed shopkeeper was a bit fed up.

“Even the shyest girls are willing to go out for picnics with friends. There’s really no need for you to be so modest,” Charlie said. “Is it because Shivers isn’t here that you feel insecure?”

The young Duke glanced at him, then returned his gaze to the newspaper.

This habit had continued, only now the duo buying his newspapers had changed from Columbus and Eugene to Shiloh and Eugene.

Shivers was his personal bodyguard, but that didn’t mean he couldn’t do without Shivers. Besides, the Knight Commander had already made proper arrangements for a few Brandenburg knights, ensuring that the Duke was never left unprotected.

Like the young man now standing three steps behind the Duke on his left, saying nothing.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper found this quite interesting.

He had once thought that the Brandenburg Knights were selected for their looks, but after getting to know a few of them, he realized that although these young men indeed had handsome features, their distinct personalities were far more interesting than their appearances.

“Firstly, my sense of security doesn’t come from anyone but myself, and secondly, Hasting is as excellent as any other Brandenburg Knight, including Shivers.” Dwight slowly turned a page of the newspaper. “I don’t go out because there’s no need to burrow everywhere like a rabbit preparing escape routes.”

Having failed in his attempt to sow discord, Charlie simply sat down in front of the Duke, naturally pulling a newspaper from his hands. This action caused Hasting’s brow to twitch, but seeing that the Duke was indifferent, he remained silent.

Completely unaware that his single gesture had offended a Brandenburg Knight, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper continued to chatter as he read. “Come on, even vampires venture out at night. Since you entered this house, you haven’t stepped outside once. Don’t you feel suffocated? It’s lively near the capital here, going out for half a day won’t delay any news from Miss Priscilla… Hmm?”

He straightened up, quickly scanning a small section of the newspaper. “‘This year’s March Rabbit Market will commence on the third Friday. First market: Farm tools and seeds; Second market: Herbs and groceries; Third market: Grains and spices; Fourth market: Antiques and jewelry. Each market will have an inquiry and notary station… The third Friday—that’s tomorrow!'”

Dwight noticed his ears had comically perked up—clearly, this guy was genuinely interested in that rambunctious trade market.

Strictly speaking, he was interested in the herbs and groceries section, perhaps reluctantly including the antiques and jewelry.

He had long noticed that Rabbit Head had an unusual fervor and collecting hobby for all sorts of obscure items, not just for the rare magical items like the “Book of Seasons” he typically used, but for all sorts of oddities that seemed peculiar and useless to ordinary people.

Since leaving Pennigra, he had been compulsively buying things in every town they settled, even purchasing a hat in Hilly City that could temporarily change hair color (which the Duke thought was just a hat with an ugly wig attached)—then turned around and cried poor to him, adamantly refusing to spend on food, lodging, or anything else.

However, this proved that the rabbit-headed shopkeeper did indeed possess some good stuff, as evidenced by his many purchases without his luggage visibly increasing. Space magic for storage was extremely expensive, and ordinary nobility could rarely afford it.

“I’m not going,” Dwight said heartlessly. “If you want to go, go by yourself.”

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper blinked. “But I wanted to invite you to go together.”

He glanced sideways behind the Duke, and sure enough, the always expressionless young man’s brow twitched again.

Too funny.

“Have Eugene go.” The Duke was unimpressed. He turned another page of the newspaper, then irritably discovered he had finished reading everything. The only unread page being in Rabbit Head’s hands.

“Eugene took Shiloh shopping,” Charlie said. “Apparently, it’s a reward for learning swordsmanship… Shiloh dares not go out alone. Erica threatened to shave his head if he gets lost by himself again.”

“Then take two mercenaries.”

“Don’t you know what a free market means? Free—dom—. Those terrifying guys showing up would ruin a whole day’s business!”

“I’m not going anyway.” Dwight abruptly dropped the newspaper. “Hasting, have the kitchen prepare tea. I want to write another letter before my nap.”


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Charlie’s Book Ch67

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 67

The young Duke still sat upright, strictly adhering to the current time by wearing a morning robe, even though he had stayed inside the carriage with no intention of going out.

This was one of the garments temporarily purchased in Ropappas—a bright silver satin coat over a matching shirt-style pajama. It was the most exquisite fabric Shivers and his team could find locally, hastily tailored by an old seamstress for a fee, but the rabbit-head shopkeeper thought the color didn’t suit the Duke, who was pale from long periods without sunlight.

Dwight was still in his growth phase. His bones were growing rapidly recently, but his fat storage couldn’t keep up, so he kept getting taller but looked even thinner than when they first met in Maplewood. His long, untrimmed, light golden hair fell to his shoulders, making his face appear even more pallid against the morning robe.

If his father were still alive, he would certainly have someone give him a mirror and sternly remind him that a Dwight shouldn’t show such a bewildered expression in front of others, as it made him seem vulnerable.

But the former Duke Dwight was long gone.

The only one who might have taught him this, Priscilla, was in a critical condition.

“I don’t know,” he repeated.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper didn’t speak immediately but looked around instead. Although this carriage was hastily prepared, like the magic book, the necessary preparations weren’t lacking.

Just from a brief glance, he could confirm that at least two magical items in the carriage had the ability to shield sounds.

After the Duke spoke, he fell silent, appearing a bit like he was daydreaming—something the rabbit-headed shopkeeper understood.

The premature death of the former Duke forced him to take up the family reins at a time when his foundations weren’t stable, followed by Priscilla bravely accepting a proposal from a nobleman on another continent to prevent her marriage from being used as a tool to manipulate her brother, thus clearing the last obstacle for him to wield power over Brandenburg.

Having grown up with a scepter, the word “helpless” should be extremely foreign to him.

He instinctively knew he wasn’t allowed to show his vulnerability, so even the most trusted confidants weren’t permitted inside this carriage.

But perhaps it was his confusion that made him call Charlie over. Maybe the ballad about 22 Paulownia Street ultimately left an impression on the Duke.

Human behavioral patterns had never changed.

Once they realized they might truly be out of options, they turned to seeking another form of psychological comfort—even things they would scoff at when in full possession of their faculties.

This kind of Dwight felt somewhat unfamiliar and uncomfortable to Charlie, who, despite the oddity, seemed more accustomed to seeing him assertive and determined.

In fact, the Duke didn’t ask him anything more after saying, “I don’t know,” and then fell into silence.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper sat expressionlessly across from the Duke, searching for the right words in his mind while inexplicably recalling the dream he just had.

That disturbing, heart-racing nightmare.

You’re a rabbit, Charlie.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper told himself this. With lions everywhere outside, how capable are you really? It’s extremely irrational and risky to stick your head out of the hole—

He thought this as he reached out his hand.

Dwight lowered his head to see him take his hand.

“It’s not as bad as all that.”

He heard the rabbit-headed shopkeeper say.

“Turn back the clock, to the Mokwen royal family—the King knew of the ‘Holy Grail’ at least before Tifa ascended the throne, when the former King Frederick was still alive. The old King was brave and good at warfare, not the type to seek illusory powers, but some people in their twilight years might crazily crave a return to their peak, though this remains unverified. With Frederick alive, that mage wouldn’t likely have bypassed the King to deal directly with Tifa, who was still one of the seven princes at that time. Therefore, it’s very likely that the secret of the Holy Grail was inherited by the surviving princes as part of the King’s legacy,” Charlie said, dipping his finger in some hot tea from a silver cup and drawing a decision tree on the wooden table.

“According to the Fox, Duke Baylor has an unusual obsession with art and isn’t keen on power struggles. Perhaps for this reason, Tifa excluded him early from the competitors and ‘generously’ granted him a title higher than that of Lestrop.”

“The room where the flying box is located, including the decorations and secret passages, couldn’t have been done in a day or two. Tifa must have been trying this for some time. But Queen Christine has never been pregnant, which might explain why, although they are both his children, the ‘Holy Grail’ and a royal heir mean different things to him. He’s the King, and his ideas to some extent also represent the Mokwen royal family’s views—his and Lestrop’s thoughts.” The rabbit-headed shopkeeper drew an equal sign between the circles representing Tifa and Lestrop.

Dwight immediately understood his meaning.

Regardless of whether the entire Mokwen royal family was involved or prepared to join this mad plan, in their eyes, the instrumental value of the ‘Holy Grail’ outweighed its personal significance, and they likely didn’t acknowledge the child that might exist, born of their scheme, as their own progeny.

This was why Tifa used the flying box to deceive the girls of the flower garden.

Queen Christine was of noble birth, backed by another kingdom. If she were pregnant, the child would be a prince.

Not some key to wielding power.

If Lestrop’s thoughts were similar to Tifa’s, then even if he wanted to involve himself in this experiment, the subject wouldn’t be his own sister-in-law, the Duchess of Brandenburg.

The Duke pursed his lips.

He was beginning to regret—this emotion was equally foreign to him.

He regretted that his decision to come to the Doran continent was made too late.

Christine and Priscilla were different. Her motherland was right to the east of Mokwen, and the two countries were closely connected due to this marriage alliance, making it impossible for Tifa to easily harm her.

Wasting time on regret wasn’t the style of the Dwight family. Dwight stared at the half-dried water stain on the table for a while, then suddenly said, “The Thorn Estate.”

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper: “?”

“No matter whether what that doctor said is true, we have indeed seen the Lamp Bearers with our own eyes.” The Duke lifted his gaze. “‘They are ageless and immortal spirits, not to be commanded by outsiders.’ Such beings, even if it’s his own capital of Syriacochi, Tifa couldn’t hide them in the flying box to deceive the public. If the Lamp Bearers had appeared in the capital, even if the King ordered every citizen’s mouth sealed, it couldn’t be hidden from the Black Gold Families, which aren’t governed by any kingdom. But we haven’t heard any news of this sort, which means—”

Charlie’s brows twitched.

“This means that the progress at Thorn Manor is even more advanced than in the capital!”

Though distant, the Thorn Estate was located in the outskirts of Ropappas, far from the capital—but closer to the experimental origin, Mistress Daisy’s castle.

The power of an ordinary estate should never surpass the King’s. If Tifa was behind in progress compared to the Thorn Estate, it was very likely that another major noble stood behind this estate.

Dwight’s thoughts raced.

It didn’t take him long to determine that he needed a pair of eyes to scout the Thorn Estate, someone who could avoid direct conflict, sneak in quietly, and leave no trace behind—a top-class spy.

But his available resources were thin.

The Duke couldn’t help but think of Rabbit Head and Erica’s description of ‘Doctor Salman’. Regardless of whether he carried a curse or a blessing, that ability to transform into a bird was indeed very practical.

If there hadn’t been a direct confrontation, he would have done everything possible to recruit such a person to his side…

But that opportunity had now passed.

Erica was a trump card he didn’t want to expose too soon. The castle incident was an exception; he had already ordered that, aside from himself, Erica need not respond to anyone else’s call, to stay low and accumulate power.

Although several Brandenburg Knights were now in place, not all were suitable for such tasks.

For instance, Shiloh, too young and known for his strength, wasn’t skilled in stealth or ambush.

Eugene had good stealth capabilities, but his combat skills and experience were insufficient. There was no guarantee he could return unscathed if sent out alone. The other knights were strong in battle but lacking in other areas—the Duke counted his available men again, and only two were suitable for this mission.

Shivers and Rabbit Head.

Charlie’s slippery skills were unquestionable, and the Knight Commander was sharp enough, seeming upright most of the time, but if needed, he could perform as well as Eugene.

Shivers had been with him longer and was more obedient. His loyalty was beyond doubt. Keeping him close was the wisest choice.

But Dwight inexplicably remembered something—that night when the rabbit-headed shopkeeper handed him a bottle of invisibility potion, his fingertips were colder than the glass bottle.

“You don’t understand. They must not find me,” the other had said.

The Duke didn’t know why he recalled such an insignificant detail at this time.

It was gradually getting lighter outside, and both men in the carriage could feel the increased speed of travel.

Charlie inexplicably looked at Dwight, who had been staring unblinkingly at him since earlier in silence.

“Please call Shivers over,” the young Duke said tiredly. “This discussion ends here. I want to sleep.”

Just like that? Was this a roundabout way of telling him to leave? What about the Thorn Estate?

Halfway through the conversation, he wanted to sleep—what kind of spoiled behavior was this… Oh, he is the Duke, with a realm of subjects to indulge him.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper clicked his tongue inwardly, scrutinizing the other’s complexion. He did indeed look sleep-deprived now, but that initial rare vulnerability had vanished—the Duke of Brandenburg had miraculously reverted to that unapproachable, rigidly disagreeable person.


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Again and Again Ch28

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 28

Yu Ruoyun woke up to the sound of his phone ringing and someone knocking on the door. He sat up and looked around, searching for Jiang Yu, but he seemed to be gone.

First, he answered the phone. It was his father. “You finally picked up. Open the door.”

“Why are you here?” Yu Ruoyun asked as he stood at the door. It was midday, and he was still in his pajamas, while his father stood outside, looking like he had been waiting for a while.

Yu Qiwen wasn’t pleased. “I came for a conference. I finished the meetings, and you’re still sleeping.”

Yu Ruoyun stepped aside to let him in. “Have you had lunch?”

“I have,” Yu Qiwen said. “You can starve. Sit down. Your father has something important to discuss with you!”

Yu Ruoyun had a bad feeling and refused to sit down. “I don’t need it.”

Yu Qiwen glared at him. “You’re refusing before I’ve even told you? Look first before you say no!”

“I don’t want to look.” Yu Ruoyun took a step back. “I’m going to change my clothes.”

Yu Qiwen lost the last bit of his patience. “I say, enough is enough. Do you plan to stay single forever?”

He had come prepared, even bringing photos.

“These people all have proper jobs in Beijing,” Yu Qiwen said. “They don’t sleep around. Look, since you’re just lounging at home anyway, you might as well meet them.”

Yu Ruoyun found it impossible to communicate. “If they did sleep around, they wouldn’t tell you. And also…”

Yu Ruoyun picked up the photos. “Why do all these people look like they could punch me to death?”

“Isn’t that good?” Yu Qiwen said. “Blame your mother for giving you such a sissy name. When you were little and I took you to kindergarten, the teachers would ask, ‘Where’s your daughter?’ I should never have agreed to that name. Now, look, you’ve turned out gay.”

“Names and sexual orientation have no causal relationship,” Yu Ruoyun said.

“Just look at them first,” Yu Qiwen insisted, pointing at the photos. “This one, I heard, is six feet three inches tall…”

Discussing sex with parents was awkward, especially when it involved sexual positions. Yu Ruoyun felt uncomfortable. “It’s not what you think.”

“What?” Yu Qiwen paused. “You don’t like men anymore? Are you just trying to make trouble?”

“I’m not the one being topped,” Yu Ruoyun said. “Do you understand?”

Honestly, the men in the photos didn’t necessarily have to be tops. Most likely, they were muscular bottoms. But Yu Ruoyun didn’t plan to explain this to his father.

Yu Qiwen was incredulous. “Are you lying to avoid a blind date?”

“In the entertainment industry, tops are more popular,” Yu Ruoyun said impatiently, deciding to scare his father. “Most of those in power who take advantage of weaker people often prefer to be fucked. Your son is a rarity, okay?”

“What do you mean?” Yu Qiwen asked. “Have you done that to other people been exploited?”

Either way, he looked like he wanted to kill Yu Ruoyun so as to rid the world of harm.

Neither, Yu Ruoyun was about to say when the doorbell rang again. Yu Qiwen turned to see Jiang Yu standing at the entrance, holding a key.

“So, you have been taking advantage of others,” Yu Qiwen muttered. “I knew I shouldn’t have let you enter the entertainment industry. Now you’ve learned all this, probably even soliciting prostitutes and doing drugs, indulging in orgies every day…”

Jiang Yu walked over, and Yu Ruoyun had to introduce them. “This is my father.”

He then told Yu Qiwen, “This is Long Xingyu, my current boyfriend.”

Yu Qiwen didn’t respond. When he sat down earlier, something had poked his waist. He stood up and pulled out a shirt. The good news was, it wasn’t underwear. The bad news was, the shirt was torn.

Only Yu Ruoyun remained unfazed. “Don’t rummage through my stuff.”

“Rummage?” Yu Qiwen snapped. “You should clean up after yourself!”

“If you called before coming, I would’ve cleaned up,” Yu Ruoyun said. “But you never do.”

While the father and son argued, Jiang Yu stayed out of it. He stepped aside to pour some water. “Uncle, would you like some tea?”

Yu Ruoyun remarked, “That tea is very expensive.”

Jiang Yu could tell Yu Ruoyun was joking and didn’t argue. He placed the tea in front of Yu Qiwen.

“Why scold him?” Yu Qiwen said. “Can’t I have a sip of your tea? Should I file an application in advance?”

Jiang Yu had never expected to meet Yu Ruoyun’s father, let alone in such a scenario. His limited imagination couldn’t have foreseen this interaction, seeing how Yu Ruoyun spoke to his father.

“Then serve him tea,” Yu Ruoyun said, looking at Jiang Yu mischievously. “Did you know he’s here to introduce me to potential partners? These people are quite impressive, much taller than you. The first one is six feet three inches tall.”

Jiang Yu looked down and saw the photos scattered on the table.

Yu Qiwen scrutinized Jiang Yu, starting to believe Yu Ruoyun’s words. Maybe Yu Ruoyun really was the top. He hadn’t seen Yu Ruoyun’s previous partner, Jiang Yu, and didn’t know what he looked like. But the current one seemed frail, pale, and young…

“You could be his father,” Yu Qiwen couldn’t help but pull Yu Ruoyun aside. Jiang Yu pretended not to hear and sat quietly.

Yu Ruoyun hadn’t considered their age difference before, but upon calculating, it was true. As he had once hypothesized, if he had fallen in love in middle school, he could be Long Xingyu’s father.

“Yes,” Yu Ruoyun said. “Much older.”

He appeared calm, prompting Yu Qiwen to ask, “What about Jiang Yu?”

The reason he had come over was the lingering thought from Yu Ruoyun’s phone call, mentioning Jiang Yu had passed away. He intended to counsel Yu Ruoyun to move on but found that Yu Ruoyun had moved on unusually quickly.

So he couldn’t help but ask, “You wouldn’t get another dog when your previous one died. Why did you find a new partner so quickly?”

Yu Qiwen sensed something was off. He knew his son, and this wasn’t typical behavior.

It was hard to explain.

So Yu Ruoyun said, “Look at him from this angle.”

Yu Qiwen turned to look and heard Yu Ruoyun say, “From this angle, he looks just like Jiang Yu.”

“Can you lower your voice?” Yu Qiwen hissed at Yu Ruoyun.

‘I agree,’ Jiang Yu thought, barely holding back from spitting out his tea at Yu Ruoyun’s comment.

“Jiang Yu is dead, so I found someone who looks like him as a stand-in. That’s not illegal, is it?” Yu Ruoyun said. “Better than doing something against the law.”

“Do you have to choose between those two options?” Yu Qiwen was exasperated.

“You wouldn’t like the other options either,” Yu Ruoyun said. “Think of it positively. It benefits me a lot.”

“What benefit?”

Yu Ruoyun’s eyes were unclear, but his tone was light. “Given our age difference, I can die before him this time.”


Kinky Thoughts:

LMAO. Past Jiang Yu might not have been so uptight if you were this casual Yu Ruoyun.


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Again and Again Ch27

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 27

It was already very late, and the moon had risen, its light shining through the window onto Jiang Yu’s face.

Love could solve many problems, and sex could cover some others. Jiang Yu felt an overwhelming fatigue.They had one round at first. He was already tired from drinking, but Yu Ruoyun was different from before. Today, he wasn’t as considerate and was even somewhat forceful. He held Jiang Yu’s ankle, spreading his legs for another round. This time, he didn’t use protection and didn’t pull out before finishing. Like a small animal sensing danger, Jiang Yu instinctively struggled but was pinned down by Yu Ruoyun, unable to move. He quickly gave up resisting. Yu Ruoyun kissed him, from his ears to his eyes, and the tears Jiang Yu had been trying so hard to hold back finally fell due to the physical reaction. Yu Ruoyun said, “I fucked you to tears.”

In his previous life, Yu Ruoyun wouldn’t have done this. Of course, it felt good then too, but Yu Ruoyun was much gentler, never using dirty talk or leaving bruises on his waist and wrists, and he’d never felt this sensation of fluids leaking out of his aching hole. Surprisingly, this new experience felt good.

Jiang Yu sat up and realized Yu Ruoyun wasn’t asleep, just lying on his side with his back to him, holding something in his hand, seemingly a small bottle.

It looked familiar. Jiang Yu moved closer to read the label and then widened his eyes, reaching out to grab it.

Yu Ruoyun sensed the movement behind him, withdrew his arm, and turned to look at him. “Why are you snatching it from me?”

“What is that?” Jiang Yu gritted his teeth. “Why do you have this?!”

“Don’t worry.” Yu Ruoyun guessed what Jiang Yu was thinking and looked at him calmly. “I didn’t take any medicine. This isn’t my bottle. It’s yours.”

Jiang Yu stared at Yu Ruoyun helplessly. His last secret was now in Yu Ruoyun’s grasp, and he had thought it would never be discovered.

He felt utterly ashamed.

“What are you thinking?” Yu Ruoyun leaned against the wall, casually spinning the bottle. “Wondering how I found out? It’s simple. Qi Yiren told me.”

“That’s impossible. Qi Yiren would never…”

“You think she doesn’t know?” Yu Ruoyun said. “Yes, you hid it well, told no one, and even tore up the diagnosis. Who knows what underground route you used to get these prescription drugs? Playing doctor and self-medicating, leading to increasing irritability, sleepless nights, a worsening appetite, and weight loss until you were just skin and bones. I should have noticed earlier.”

Qi Yiren hadn’t intended to tell Yu Ruoyun. She wouldn’t gossip about her former boss to her current one. But Yu Ruoyun started acting strangely, getting involved with a much younger rookie and openly supporting him. This was Yu Ruoyun’s private life, and she had no right to interfere.

Until a few days ago.

While filming the final scene, Yu Ruoyun’s phone was still with Qi Yiren. She held it without putting it in her bag when a message popped up on the lock screen. Even without trying to read it, it caught her eye. It was from Jiang Yu.

[Jiang Yu: Are you coming back the day after tomorrow? Send me the flight number.]

[Jiang Yu: But I might not have time to come. Our group has another event, and we’re filming a new episode of the travel diary show.]

[Jiang Yu: Just send it to me first.]

Qi Yiren held the phone, read the messages, and looked up at Yu Ruoyun filming not far away.

It couldn’t be Jiang Yu. Besides the fact that Jiang Yu was dead, even when he was alive, he wasn’t in any group or participated in any travel variety show. The person fitting these characteristics was another young artist who looked somewhat like Jiang Yu, had just left the set, followed Yu Ruoyun around, and even entered his room.

From Qi Yiren’s perspective, this led to a sudden realization.

“So she came to confront me,” Yu Ruoyun said to Jiang Yu with a mixture of amusement and frustration.

“What?” Jiang Yu was increasingly confused.

“She said she found these bottles in Jiang Yu’s drawer after he died, and the company dissolved. She regretted it, thinking back to how she resented him for being so difficult in his last days, not realizing it was a cry for help.”

“What does that have to do with her…” Jiang Yu couldn’t help but say.

“Then she told me that even if I wanted to find a new lover, I shouldn’t use someone as a substitute, especially since I had changed Long Xingyu’s contact name to Jiang Yu. It was disrespectful to everyone. I didn’t know how to respond, didn’t want to respond, so I immediately changed my flight and came back to find you, missing the wrap party.” Yu Ruoyun continued to look at Jiang Yu. “That’s why I’m here.”

Is that so? Unable to wait a moment longer, he rushed back, hearing the beeping from the phone, seeing him still standing carelessly by the roadside, and pulled him back out of paranoia. For Jiang Yu, death was just an end, waking up to find himself dead. For Yu Ruoyun, it was a long, agonizing process.

Jiang Yu didn’t know what Yu Ruoyun was feeling when he returned. But just hours ago, Yu Ruoyun had said so much, almost baring his heart, yet Jiang Yu still hadn’t told him about this.

Confess, tell him. Jiang Yu’s heart urged. Telling Yu Ruoyun won’t kill you, and you’ve embarrassed yourself in front of him many times already.

“Yes, manic disorder. How funny. It sounds like an insult, and others have really used it to insult me,” Jiang Yu said. “Every day I wake up, I tell myself in the mirror that I’m not sick and that I’m perfectly healthy. I’m a top star now. I have to act and win awards; no one has the right to pity me.”

He looked at Yu Ruoyun’s upper body, his perfect physique marred by a scar on his shoulder. During a loss of control, Jiang Yu had bitten him, not playfully but hard enough to draw blood and almost tear off a chunk of flesh. He hadn’t even apologized, hiding in the bathroom afterward. Yu Ruoyun didn’t go to the hospital, bandaging himself instead. Jiang Yu wanted to ask about the wound, if it was infected, but the words were always stuck in his throat.

Jiang Yu couldn’t help but reach out, pressing his hand over the wound he had caused. “I always mess up,” he said dejectedly.

“I know what you’re thinking,” Yu Ruoyun said. He didn’t look at Jiang Yu’s but lowered his gaze to look at his pale hand. “I know you think I’m blaming myself, thinking it’s my fault for not noticing your illness. Of course, you’d think that. That’s how you see me. I also regret not letting you see another side of me.”

“Jiang Yu, who the hell gave you permission to die?” Yu Ruoyun looked up at Jiang Yu, who couldn’t help but meet his eyes.

No longer the gentle, almost cold gaze—he could even see… hatred.

Others might mourn and wonder why Jiang Yu died. Yu Ruoyun hated him for dying without permission.

The perfect, flawless statue had cracked since the day Jiang Yu died, and now it shattered completely, leaving fragments everywhere.

“I know your story,” Yu Ruoyun said, piecing together Jiang Yu’s life from his mother, his colleagues, and Jiang Yu himself. “When you saw me, you wanted to be me, chasing the light step by step. Because of me, you left home, started on this path, and became Jiang Yu in others’ eyes. Now let me tell you another story. Because of you, I became the Yu Ruoyun I am today.”

Jiang Yu blinked, not quite understanding what Yu Ruoyun was saying. He stayed still, feeling the blood rush to his head.

Yu Ruoyun leaned closer, biting his lip and murmuring, “You always forget to breathe while kissing. You never learn.”

Now didn’t seem like the right time to apologize, so Jiang Yu obediently kissed him.

“I should be out soliciting prostitutes,” Yu Ruoyun smiled after having a small taste of sweetness. “Or doing drugs. Making dirty jokes at dinner parties about young college girls. Do you think I’m talking nonsense? Thinking that it’d never happen?”

“Of course it’d never happen,” Jiang Yu said. Yu Ruoyun was never that kind of person.

“It’s impossible because you’re always watching me,” Yu Ruoyun said. “There are no perfect people in this world. Some want to step on me to rise, some use my name to attract investment. Some idiots cut my scenes to give others more screen time. I get angry too, wanting to retaliate. I could act like a diva, demand special treatment, fall into decadence after success. But Jiang Yu wouldn’t like that Yu Ruoyun. He was drawn to the light. He shouldn’t see the darkness.”

“I’ve been a good person for so long, and then you died. Who the hell gave you permission to die?”

This unreasonable accusation, hard to believe from Yu Ruoyun, was almost irrational. But Jiang Yu understood.

He always thought about starting over, abandoning the shattered past. Even he couldn’t stand himself. Looking back, he wondered how Yu Ruoyun endured it. He was utterly wrong. There was no starting over. Yu Ruoyun had always loved him.

What he thought was an unattainable cloud was left there for him to see. And when he turned away, the cloud fell.

Jiang Yu swallowed, feeling parched, his chaotic thoughts unable to form words.

“Yu Ruoyun,” Jiang Yu said, “I love you very much, in a way I can never express correctly. I used to think you stayed with me out of pity because I made a mess of my life.”

Yu Ruoyun looked at him, not entirely agreeing but not interrupting.

“Knowing that you love me is the sole reason my return here was worthwhile.”

And now, he should hold his breath and kiss Yu Ruoyun again.


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Again and Again Ch26

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 26

“I’m not…” Jiang Yu tried to say.

Yu Ruoyun usually smiled, but now his smile carried a hint of irony.

“Alright, not,” Yu Ruoyun said. “You know, when I first met you, this ‘you’, I told the director to keep that Long Xingyu away from me. It wasn’t because I didn’t like you, but because, even though I hadn’t fully remembered yet, I could sense the danger in you. An inexplicable familiarity, being drawn to a capricious stranger—I wanted to stay away from you. But you insisted on sticking around, forcing me to quickly find a new love.”

“I looked at Jiang Yu’s schedule from these past years, every single day. His former assistant gave it to me. Even during his off days, Jiang Yu would tell her where he went so he could be found easily. Long Xingyu indeed ran away from home, first to Shanghai, then to Korea to become a trainee. He stayed there for a few years before returning to China without debuting. Jiang Yu had no chance to meet you. Even if, by some stretch, he spent a few days in the same city, geographically, it was impossible for him to meet Long Xingyu.”

“Because during those days, Jiang Yu was always with me,” Yu Ruoyun said. “You’ve never met, yet you know so much about Jiang Yu, even things only he would know. You’re a liar.”

“It’s not.” Jiang Yu struggled to speak again.

“Not what?” Yu Ruoyun finally asked him.

“It’s not your fault,” Jiang Yu said. “It’s never been your fault. It’s my problem. From the beginning, I was the one who insisted on dragging you in…”

Yu Ruoyun was supposed to be straight, in his most triumphant twenties. Following a normal trajectory, he would have married and had children in a few years, appearing on parenting shows without having to be with Jiang Yu, enduring his temper, bearing his death, being the victim of his relentless pursuits. 

Yu Ruoyun grabbed Jiang Yu’s forearm, pulling him closer. Jiang Yu couldn’t control his legs, moving entirely under Yu Ruoyun’s force. Yu Ruoyun brought him close, brushing his finger over Jiang Yu’s eyes. “A few days ago, I finally remembered the first time I saw you. I was in the lounge, and you ran in, saying, ‘I don’t have a personal lounge. Do you mind sharing?'”

“Then you sat across from me. You looked so nervous, you know, but tried to act casual. But who would say something like that casually? You asked if I had a boyfriend. If not, you’d be my boyfriend in the future. I never told you, but you looked really silly back then, with all your bravado. It was adorable.”

“I forgot,” Jiang Yu said, his voice muffled. He felt his eyes getting warm, probably about to cry again, but he tried hard to hold it back.

“Here we go again.” Yu Ruoyun looked at him. “If you keep this up, I’ll have you blacklisted.”

Of course, he remembered. Before that, he’d already had many chances to meet Yu Ruoyun. But he kept thinking—maybe a little later, when the gap between them was smaller, when he could get people’s attention by just showing up—then he’d approach Yu Ruoyun.

But as time went on, he became more unsatisfied, wanting to be an ever-moving machine, rushing forward endlessly, forgetting his initial goal.

“I’m sorry,” Jiang Yu could only say. “At first, I thought, since you forgot, we could start over. I didn’t even want to remember.”

“Now you’ve tried it,” Yu Ruoyun said. “You’ve tried becoming something else. You still came to find me, and I still recognized you. You’re living in my house, signed with my friend’s company, and starred in the show I’m leading. This time, don’t think you can get rid of me or tear down my posters.”

“I won’t leave,” Jiang Yu said.

It was strange. In the past, Jiang Yu was the talkative one, while Yu Ruoyun was often silent. Now, Jiang Yu seemed to lose his words, with only Yu Ruoyun speaking, expressing his love.

Yu Ruoyun sat in a chair, looking at Jiang Yu. Jiang Yu felt he was being looked down upon. Until Yu Ruoyun stood up and went into the room.

He was left standing there, not knowing what to do.

About a long minute passed before Yu Ruoyun came back out. He looked a bit awkward, hiding one hand behind his back, clearly holding something.

It was a bouquet of flowers, not an extravagant 999 roses, or even 99. It seemed like something Yu Ruoyun had bought from a little girl selling flowers by the roadside. It was very possible, as Yu Ruoyun was that kind of person.

“I’ve never given you flowers,” Yu Ruoyun said. “I’m sorry.”


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Charlie’s Book Ch66

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 66

“Keep quiet.” A small hand tightly covered his mouth, and from his angle, all he could see was the other’s slightly chubby round cheeks and long, curled eyelashes—those lashes were trembling slightly, betraying the owner’s hidden nervousness and fear.

He dared not speak, so he reached out too, covering the other’s eyes. Don’t look.

He thought to himself, If you can’t see, you won’t be afraid.

The two children huddled close together, breathing so softly that the silence around them almost amplified the pounding of their hearts.

Besides this, they also heard their usually very strict teacher speaking in an unusually humble tone, offering compliments, but most of the time, this was met with silence. Occasionally, a deep, slightly muffled voice would respond in a northern language that they had just started learning.

They needed to learn many languages, but the language they heard today was particularly important… Why was it important?

Ah, he remembered.

The child curled up in the cramped space and recalled the day they had first received the textbook for that language. Someone had warned them in a strange tone that they must master this language well.

Why?

His sibling lifted their face to ask.

Because they were so small, they both had to sit on cushions to reach the desk.

Because, that’s the language of lions.

That person had said softly. Lions are the fiercest, most brutal animals. They mercilessly tear apart all prey that appears before them, break necks, rip out hearts… Ah, don’t cry. I’m just joking.

But you really must study seriously, because in their eyes, anyone not of their kind is prey, without any exceptions.

The young him couldn’t remember the first word they learned in that class, but every word the teacher had said about the language was etched in his memory.

Why must they study seriously?

Because, you surely wouldn’t want to fail to recognize Death when it stands before you, right?

Thunk. Charlie’s head hit the wooden board, and he blinked open his eyes, somewhat unsure if he was still dreaming or not.

He was surrounded by stacks of crates and some bulging bags at his feet, likely containing some type of hard-skinned vegetable or fruit, judging by the protruding shapes.

He was sitting amid these objects, leaning against a crate about half his height, having dozed off. The jostling of the carriage had caused his head to slip backwards, bumping into the wall.

It was indeed a dream.

He straightened up and took a moment to inspect his limbs.

Still the lean and trim figure of an adult male without a trace of baby fat, completely incongruous with his dream self.

This carriage couldn’t compare to the standard Brandenburg carriages he had ridden in Lemena. Even the light two-person carriages of the Dwight household would be lined with the finest, softest leather, never jarring enough to cause a bump.

But when traveling, even a young Duke couldn’t be too picky. In order to leave Ropappas as quickly as possible, they had left the inn almost as soon as the guards’ knights reached the city outskirts. It was past seven in the evening by then. The sun had already set, and the knights with a small contingent of mercenaries turned around without a break, traveling through the night.

The shopkeeper, who positioned himself as a civilian member of the group, had no intention of marching with everyone and shamelessly squeezed into the luggage carriage to sleep.

Perhaps influenced by his last conversation with the Knight Commander before departure, he unusually dreamed about things long past, so distant he wasn’t sure whether they had really happened or were merely fictitious memories he conjured up.

But the part about the lion was probably true.

Charlie leaned against the carriage wall, nudging the window open slightly.

It was still dark outside, and there were points of light like giant fireflies—those were the wind lamps commonly used by travelers.

The roads on the outskirts of the city weren’t as smooth as in the city, lacking streetlights, so they weren’t moving very fast. The mercenaries with them were relaxed, unfazed by the prospect of staying up for a day or two as long as they had warming liquor.

Two men were close to Charlie’s carriage, occasionally speaking in low voices—in the common tongue of Doran.

The content was somewhat dull, discussing either the spoiled cured meat from last night or calculating how long it would take to reach their destination.

Charlie listened for a while, then closed the window again.

Their command of the common tongue was fluent, indicating they were likely mercenaries who lived in the area year-round.

Aside from Miss Priscilla, their true identities hadn’t been discovered by anyone yet, and they only needed to guard against ordinary bandits and robbers. By such safety standards, the mercenaries Erica hired were unlikely to be actual members of the Lion family.

If real Lions were involved, that would be a headache… No, Lions didn’t matter.

As long as it wasn’t a real Lioness in power appearing, there would be no real trouble.

Charlie adjusted his silk top hat.

As a rabbit-headed individual, everyone in Pennigra knew him for his long ears when they thought of 22 Paulownia Street.

But in Doran, it was the opposite. Aside from Elena, no one had really seen him like this, and Elena—

Charlie forced himself to stop the train of thought.

Because whenever he thought of Elena, he couldn’t help but think of Columbus.

Back in Maplewood, Columbus had a premonition about the end of his life. Even if Elena changed her temper and complied with Charlie to lift the curse successfully, Columbus’ life was already near its end.

This adventure back to Doran was less about lifting the little tin soldier’s curse and more about giving him and his family one last chance to reunite, and incidentally… if he could die as a human, that would be for the best.

Now that Columbus had left, he no longer had a reason to look for Elena.

With Elena’s pride as a witch, even if she continued to search for him, she wouldn’t do so overtly or involve others.

So, as long as he didn’t face Elena directly, his presence in Doran wouldn’t be compromised.

The shopkeeper subconsciously touched his chest.

Nobody knew how many tracking-disrupting gadgets were hidden under his meticulous outfit.

Just the anti-tracking pendants he designed himself numbered two. He also wore a brooch that could conceal magical powers, and the top hat that could confuse others’ perceptions was never far from his head.

Even if Elena appeared outside the carriage at that moment, unless she opened the door and they faced each other, she wouldn’t discover him…

Charlie, reassured, leaned back to take another nap when suddenly, the carriage stopped.

Charlie: ???

He opened his eyes, not hearing any noise outside, and was about to reach for the window when the carriage door suddenly burst open from the outside.

Charlie: ?!?!

The blonde Knight Commander, still in the posture of opening the door, looked puzzled at the shopkeeper, who had taken a defensive stance inside the carriage.

Shivers: “What are you doing?”

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper put down his hand, holding a very small palm crossbow.

“It’s okay.” Charlie cleared his throat and put away the crossbow.

Shivers glanced at his frizzed hair and considerately changed the topic. “Nice item.” But it’s too small, only good for shooting rabbits.

“Yes.” The rabbit-headed shopkeeper genuinely accepted the compliment. Despite its small size, the palm crossbow was very powerful, capable of piercing an elephant’s skin, and he had coated the arrow with a paralyzing potion he formulated himself, which could instantly turn a person into an unfeeling stone.

“What happened?” He straightened his clothes before asking.

“His Grace would like you to come and have a look,” Shivers said tactfully.

Now that they were no longer surrounded solely by their own people, the Knight Commander prudently changed his address.

The rabbit-head shopkeeper adjusted his hat and followed him off the vehicle.

Dawn was just breaking, the air laden with the cold mist of morning—it was the coldest time.

Charlie’s leather boots hit the ground, the chill seeping through the soles to his feet.

Shivers, however, appeared as unfazed by the cold as the robust men beside him, making Charlie too embarrassed to shiver alone. He braced himself and walked the short distance before stepping up into the Duke’s carriage with a large stride.

Upon entering, he felt the warm air inside the carriage permeate every pore, so comforting that he wanted to get closer to the heat source—but that wasn’t possible.

The Duke of Brandenburg was half-sitting inside with his indispensable cane by his right hand, and a palm-sized sheepskin-covered notebook by his left. The notebook, open on his lap, continuously emitted heat.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper consciously sat down on another cushion, taking an extra glance at the notebook.

The notebook appeared thin—Charlie suspected it had only four pages, corresponding to the four seasons.

The page currently open was dazzling gold in color, devoid of any writing. Although it didn’t glow, the evident heat made it seem as though a small sun was placed inside the carriage.

What a luxurious magical item.

It was also a book. While that woman used hers to control the space and life within the castle, in the hands of the Duke, it was merely a thermostat. Judging by the Duke’s indifferent attitude, it probably wasn’t considered a precious item in Brandenburg.

Although covetous, the rabbit-headed shopkeeper restrained himself from paying too much attention to the rich man’s treasure, coughing lightly and maintaining a composed demeanor.

Dwight, as if just snapping out of a trance, gestured for Shivers to close the door after getting off, then, without speaking, pulled out a drawer from the partition, inside which was something familiar to Charlie.

The elf’s box, containing Priscilla’s rose.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper opened the box. The rose, already slowly withering, seemed to have rapidly lost life within just a few days, not only shedding several petals but also showing ominous brown edges on the remaining petals on the stem.

No wonder he was hurriedly called over.

The rabbit-headed shopkeeper put the box back in the drawer and fell silent for a moment.

“Although I can offer advice and help, I’m not omnipotent,” he said softly. “What do you hope to gain from me this time?”

In fact, Dwight’s first request regarding the rose had already been fulfilled by him—meeting with the astrologer and revealing the omen behind it.

And this time?

At those words, Dwight glanced at him, his shallow, glass-like pupils reflecting the image of the rabbit-headed shopkeeper.

It was the first time Charlie saw an almost bewildered look on his face.

“I don’t know.”


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