Help Ch134

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 134: Useless Variable

“The book? You mean your ‘Guishan Divine Words’ book?” Fang Xiu put on an expression of great interest.

The follower in the back was a lean, dark-skinned man in his forties. He was briefly thrown off by the question and only responded a few seconds later. “…The book is just the book.”

As they spoke, the group had reached the edge of the village.

Not far away, the dark mass of mountains loomed like the corpses of giants. The silence was so heavy it felt like it could bury someone. The aura of the “great evil spirit” drifted in and out. No one dared get too close, so they stopped here.

The two followers gathered some sticks and stones, using various magic weapons to set up a formation. Fang Xiu crossed his arms, staring into the brightly lit village.

The surroundings were completely empty. No strange shadows, no restless characters. The silence was suspicious, and the air smelled damp and metallic, exactly like how Fang Xiu remembered Weishan Village.

Suddenly, a sharp ringing pierced his ears. The moment Fang Xiu raised his hand to his ear, he was enveloped by Bai Shuangying’s sleeve. Bai Shuangying glared at the thin follower from before, his pale eyes full of caution.

Fang Xiu followed his gaze but saw nothing strange. The man’s expression was normal. However, the ringing in his ears continued, and although no meaningful words came through, his ears had “seen” vague characters.

How could someone read with their ears? It made no sense. But he had indeed seen them—letters veiled behind a layer of cloudy fluid, only faintly visible.

[This was Wu Caiwei’s first time near Weishan. His family had always been poor. If not for the great kindness of the Guishan Sect, he’d still be stuck in the mountains raising sheep and farming.]

[The thought alone made him angry. Aid workers only taught him to raise sheep and farm but never gave him an easy job that paid well. The world was unfair. He wanted to smoke, drink, and be with pretty women. Why should he suffer like this?]

[Only the Guishan Sect was truly compassionate. They took him out of the village, provided cigarettes, alcohol, and women, and even gave him free meals. Wu Caiwei firmly believed that the Sect’s understanding of the people’s hardships was why the authorities deliberately tried to suppress them.]

[So Wu Caiwei became the most devout of believers. He worked hard, rising through the ranks within the sect. He knew he had chosen the right path, unlike those ignorant villagers. Once he fulfilled his spiritual merit, he would have a fancy car, a mansion, and a beautiful wife.]

[Seeing the sacred Xushan where the founder achieved enlightenment, Wu Caiwei was filled with excitement. The ritual wasn’t as difficult as he imagined. Surely it was Hierarch Zhuang Guiqu’s protection. As the most devout follower, he had to show his sincerity.]

The formation was nearly complete. His companion could finish the rest alone. There were no evil spirits nearby, and the guy in the red T-shirt wasn’t doing anything. Wu Caiwei was bored.

He cheerfully turned away and walked toward the mountain, stepping out of the village boundary. He found a patch of smooth earth and took out a thick incense stick from his robe. Bowing repeatedly toward the mountain, he muttered prayers under his breath.

After finishing his prayers, he firmly planted the incense into the ground and lit his lighter.

Boom.

In the pitch-dark night, the small lighter burst into a sudden flame. Wu Caiwei screamed and instinctively rolled on the ground, trying to extinguish the fire with mud. But somehow, the fire only grew stronger.

Before long, the air was filled with the smell of roasting meat.

What a wonderful smell. I like it very much.

This was no ordinary fire.

The other follower, who was finishing the ritual, was horrified. He rushed over and began sticking dispelling talismans all over Wu Caiwei. But they burned up instantly, turning to ash as easily as regular paper.

Wu Caiwei’s screams grew louder, then weaker, until they faded into the dreadful stillness. His body still struggled on instinct, but the fire slowly consumed him, roasting him thoroughly.

A few minutes later, the heavy scent of charred flesh mixed with the earthy smell of rain, shattering the previously calm atmosphere.

Only the thick incense stood upright, completely untouched by flame.

That was the end of Wu Caiwei’s life.

The remaining follower stood frozen, no longer interested in finishing the formation. He looked around in panic, mumbling the sect’s chant “Return, return” over and over.

Fang Xiu stood still, putting on a dazed and frightened expression while secretly gripping Bai Shuangying’s sleeve.

“No trace of a spell,” Bai Shuangying answered knowingly, probably guessing what Fang Xiu was trying to ask.

If it wasn’t a spell, then it was a taboo.

But to Fang Xiu, this didn’t feel like a typical death taboo. So far, none of the three victims had clearly violated any taboos. They all died in the same way as the Weishan ritual. But if it wasn’t a death taboo, the rules of the Immortal Encounter E were far too strange.

How did it choose its sacrifices?

Better not to think too deeply about it. I don’t want him thinking too hard either. Let’s say this: Wu Caiwei was the closest to the edge of the village among all the sacrificial offerings, so naturally, he was the one trying to escape.

Didn’t that logic make perfect sense?

Fang Xiu felt like something was wrong with his thoughts but couldn’t tell what. That was, until Bai Shuangying reached out and used his true form to cover Fang Xiu’s eyes and ears.

The strange thoughts disappeared instantly. Fang Xiu shook his head vigorously. Thinking of those characters, a ridiculous idea popped into his mind.

The blurry text he had seen with his ears had a very modern writing style, casual and informal. It didn’t feel like a serious record or prophecy.

If anything, it felt more like… a storybook.

A storybook based on the first ritual. A reality twisted by distorted cause and effect. If this were true, then weren’t they the “main characters” of this story?

Maybe, right now, some text was recording his every thought and action, writing out his tale. But how it would end, no one knew.

“Still feeling off?” Bai Shuangying still had his hands over Fang Xiu’s eyes and ears. His voice flowed directly from his true form.

Fang Xiu gently shook his head and pushed Bai Shuangying’s hands away. He looked toward the other follower, who was clutching the corpse in helpless shock.

This whole thing was too unnatural, and the information far too valuable. In any case, loose ends had to be tied up.

He snapped his fingers. Mei Lan’s scarf flew out of his pocket and wrapped tightly around the follower’s neck. The scarf moved at a speed comparable to a bullet. The man had no time to react.

But he didn’t die immediately.

He let out a scream. A faint blue glow appeared from the cloth over his chest. The tightening scarf was forcefully pulled back, as if by invisible hands. The follower bared his teeth, his red eyes were filled with ferocity.

“I knew you… had bad intentions…”

Fang Xiu didn’t bother replying. He closed his fingers, tightening the scarf. It trembled violently around the man’s neck, emitting dangerous ripping sounds.

Bai Shuangying looked from one side to the other. He reached out alongside Fang Xiu and made a subtle gesture. A crisp crack followed. The blue jade pendant on the man’s chest exploded, covering him in blood.

The follower faltered for a second. That was all Fang Xiu’s scarf needed to seize the opening and wrap even tighter around his neck.

“Thanks.” Unable to use his hand, Fang Xiu rubbed his head against Bai Shuangying’s shoulder.

“Mm.” Bai Shuangying returned to his place, wrapping Fang Xiu again with his sleeves.

Life and death happened in an instant.

This follower was younger than Wu Caiwei, with a slightly plump and friendly-looking face. As he realized he was dying, fear and overwhelming hatred filled his eyes.

“I’ll return… to Xushan… Your merit will vanish… We’ll have our revenge…”

As he choked, a pair of cold hands touched his shoulders from behind. He tried to shake them off but remembered his enemy was in front of him.

Then who was behind him?

Right. This was Xushan. It must be the manifestation of the Hierarch. The Hierarch would protect him.

[Your wish.]

This thought stabbed straight into his heart. There was no voice or language, only a strange “meaning”.

Help me. Save me. The follower desperately wished it in his mind.

[You wish to return to Xushan.]

No, not now. That’s only our final goal.

[You wish to return your soul to Xushan.]

I want to live, even just a few more minutes. I need to report that man. The follower’s vision darkened from lack of oxygen, his forehead soaked in cold sweat.

[You wish to return to Xushan.]

…But that thing wasn’t listening.

The follower lost control of his body and collapsed, twitching in the mud. Rain poured into his half-open eyes. No miracle occurred. His spirit floated from his corpse and joined Wu Caiwei’s, drifting into Bai Shuangying’s hands.

No miracle happened, but his wish was fulfilled, which was a call for celebration.

His story ended there.

Fang Xiu held his breath and stopped moving. He no longer commanded the scarf. He simply stared blankly at what had been revealed under the fallen body.

A figure in black raised a stiff hand and pointed at Fang Xiu.

He stood against the dark mass of Xushan, nearly blending into the night. Only his featureless face and one pale hand were visible.

The next moment, he vanished into the night, leaving behind two gruesome corpses and an unfinished scouting array.

It all happened so fast that Fang Xiu wasn’t even sure it had been real.

The only thing he knew for certain was that all he could see now were the endless Xushan mountain ranges.

Two people died keeping watch. Two more died, one roasted, the other killed by his own hands.

Fang Xiu had made the theoretically optimal move. So far, the ritual mirrored the one from Weishan Village almost exactly. If nothing unexpected happened, it would be difficult for him and Bai Shuangying to escape this thing’s influence.

Fang Xiu couldn’t help but mutter to himself.

Bai Shuangying: “?”

“It’s annoying.” Fang Xiu wiped the rain from his face. “I just want to follow my own plan.”

To seize the initiative, he needed more variables. More “roles” who could introduce differences. And he did have one in mind.

“Boss A’Shou—” Fang Xiu cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, “I know you’re watching—come here for a second—”

His voice rang out in the silence, loud enough to be irritating. With the power of a ghost immortal like A’Shou, she would surely hear it.

That was fine.

A’Shou couldn’t change much. Their story was already written.

It would continue as usual.


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch2

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2: The Nameless God

Not long ago.

At the sound of knocking, It mercifully shifted Its position and stopped pressing down on Salaar. It had no interest in dealing with other humans and preferred to leave the trouble to the great hero.

Salaar finally stirred.

Ever since It had called him by name, the man had gone completely rigid. For a moment It had hopefully believed he was dead.

“…You have intelligence?” Salaar slowly sat up, his voice hoarse.

Wow, what a thing to say.

In truth, It did not know how to define “intelligence”. For example, It was quite sure that at first It didn’t care about Salaar, the way mountains didn’t care about a flying bird.

But that foolish bird pecked at the rock day after day until It was thoroughly annoyed, and thoughts began to multiply.

In other words, It originally had no need to do the troublesome work called “thinking”; Its “intelligence” was cultivated by this human’s constant harassment. Now the culprit was the one surprised. It snorted in disdain and didn’t answer.

“I didn’t know,” Salaar said in an odd tone. “I thought you…”

He didn’t finish. The sentence ended in a cough.

Perhaps it was an illusion, but for the first time It heard unease in Salaar’s words.

Did this man think It was brainless, and that was why he had sung and danced like a lunatic inside the seal? How embarrassing.

Salaar stopped talking. He stood up unsteadily and soon felt his way to the exit.

The secret chamber was crudely designed, separated from the bedroom by only an oil painting. Once he left the chamber, he opened the bedroom door at once.

“Lord Karns?!” Old Aiken’s eyes went wide.

The young lord wore ritual robes and was covered in blood and grime. His collar had been yanked open, revealing bite marks on his neck and collarbone, and there were several scratch marks on his shoulder.

Lord Karns was very skilled at controlling offerings and never did anything unnecessary. He had never been injured before.

But given the remarkable looks of the new sacrifice… Old Aiken gave his young master a meaningful once over and waited for him to speak.

“Lord Karns”—no, Salaar—paused for a moment, then showed a thoroughly dark expression. “I succeeded.”

“You what?”

“I succeeded in summoning the demon, fool. It’s willing to help me restore my magic.”

Salaar’s made a long face, like he was possessed by Lord Karns. “Don’t order the next batch of slaves. Use the money to buy the finest ham and bread. I need high quality offerings.”

Old Aiken froze on the spot.

Everyone knew that “summoning a demon” was a pipe dream with no basis in magic. What the young lord had just said wasn’t much different from “I have successfully summoned a rainbow candy unicorn.”

“May I meet the honored demon?” he asked cautiously.

Salaar rolled his eyes at him.

Under that look Old Aiken’s scalp prickled. He hunched his neck. “Y-Yes. I will go buy offerings right away.”

Salaar picked up the supper tray without expression and slammed the door. The panel nearly smacked Old Aiken on the nose.

Damn it, Old Aiken spat at the door.

Whatever, buying food cost less than buying living people. Who cares what kind of fit the brat was throwing now.

On the other side of the door.

Salaar set the tray down and rubbed his face vigorously. Then he saw the Archdemon slip out of the secret chamber using both hands and feet, on four limbs—no, three—crawling all over the bedroom and smearing blood everywhere.

The demon’s joints bent at unnatural angles, and the deformed right leg dragged on the floor like a strange tail. Aside from that, His movements were uncannily smooth, as if humans were born to move that way.

It was, frankly, a terrifying sight that made his skin crawl.

When the Archdemon climbed to the ceiling like a spider, the eeriness intensified. Salaar sighed. “Hey, let’s talk.”

The other party didn’t even look at him.

Salaar fixed his gaze on It. “Do you not have anything you want to ask me, such as about this strange situation?”

“Would asking you help?” the Archdemon said with mockery.

They both knew that if all this were Salaar’s plot, he would be delivering a victory speech now rather than asking to talk.

Salaar scratched his head and flinched at the feel of his filthy hair. “Fine, I will make it clear.”

“We have almost no power. For some reason we cannot kill each other. We both know nothing about the situation. How about a temporary truce?”

“No,” the demon said. “Just wait. I will find a way to kill you.”

“Are you sure?”

Salaar answered mildly. “Magic is a very unreasonable thing. Look, it sent the two of us over at the same time. What if going back also requires both of us to be present… Just a thought. In any case I do not want to go back.”

The demon fell silent.

Damn it. Since It had no grasp of the situation at all, It couldn’t deny Salaar’s speculation.

“True,” It said unhurriedly a few seconds later. “Magic is indeed unreasonable. It is also possible that if this body dies, my consciousness will return to its place by itself.”

Of course, It didn’t plan to test that with His life for now.

This time Salaar was the one who went silent.

Not long ago the two of them had been hot blooded and intent on killing each other. Who had the energy for such consideration.

In the awkward air, the two finally reached a consensus: Before they figured out the cause of it all, they had to ensure the other stayed alive and stayed within sight. The matter was too serious for either of them to take risks.

“What’s your name?” After a while Salaar spoke first. “I cannot keep calling you ‘Hey’.”

“I have no name, and neither did this slave,” It said. “Let me think…”

The moment It tried to think, It faltered.

With annoyance It discovered that the slave’s vocabulary was pitiful. Most of it was names of objects and a few common commands, such as “Stop”, “Do not move”, or “Shut up”. There was nothing good to pick.

But the name Chaos Archdemon was far too stupid; It would rather call Itself “Stop”.

They faced each other in silence for a full ten minutes.

“Shall I give you one?”

Salaar tried the question gently. He suspected that if he didn’t interrupt, this guy could think in place for ten hours.

Those red eyes turned over with sharp wariness.

“I wouldn’t disgust you with something like this,” Salaar said. “Honestly, I already gave you a name in my heart. Are you not curious?”

“…”

It narrowed Its eyes and permitted him to continue.

“Myss.”

Salaar spoke softly. “In my homeland it means an ‘unsolved mystery’.”

It rummaged through Its barren store of words and confirmed that it wasn’t an insult.

Besides, it was short and easy to pronounce. At worst He could change it later.

“All right,” It said. “Then call me Myss.”

The corner of Salaar’s lips curled upwards. Those blue eyes turned over again, and the look in them was even clearer.

……

After that, they had a rare stretch of peace.

Right before Myss, Salaar pulled off a dramatic transformation.

Washed by the gold light of magic, his body recovered quickly. The dark circles and stubbles vanished on the spot, leaving smooth skin. His sunken cheeks filled out, and the gaunt frame grew tall and muscular.

Seen now, Salaar’s new face was quite handsome, yet it was a haunted kind of beauty, shaded with a gloom that bordered on wickedness. If he stepped on stage as an actor, the audience would guess at a glance who the villain was.

Salaar gasped at his reflection, then slowly let out a sigh.

“Good thing it’s not Old Aiken’s body,” he consoled himself.

“That butler is more than two hundred years younger than you,” Myss pointed out mercilessly. “Before this you looked like a rotten plank and couldn’t even straighten your back.”

“You were watching me pretty closely,” Salaar exclaimed in surprise.

“If a cockroach was crawling around on your bed, you too, would watch very closely.”

“So I troubled you that much. I’m quite honored,” Salaar said with genuine satisfaction.

What are you so pleased about, kid? And how do you switch moods that fast?

He snorted and imitated the “treatment” on his right leg. A streak of black light went down, and his entire right leg was gone, leaving behind only a terrifying blackness that was as dark as tar.

“Nice technique,” Salaar praised.

Myss: “…”

A human body was truly fragile. Luckily his destructive force was great enough that the wound brought no pain, only a blanket of numbness.

Stepping around the one legged Myss, Salaar set the tray on the desk. “Wash yourself before dinner. The room smells too strong.”

“Use magic to clean.”

Myss didn’t want to touch water. It—now that he had a human name, perhaps “he” was the right word—refused to imagine himself soaking in anything. The thought was a little nauseating.

But he didn’t dare use magic on himself either, for fear he would accidentally clean himself off the face of the world.

Salaar grabbed his arm. “My magic hasn’t recovered. I have to conserve it.”

“Then you go wash yourself.”

“If you agree to wash yourself, I will heal your leg,” Salaar whispered. “You can also choose to keep limping and let me control your wheelchair. I recall there is a cesspit on the south side of town…”

What’s so “Saintly” about this guy? He’s a damned scoundrel.

Myss wilted and let a certain someone drag him into the bathroom and press him into the tub.

The water was cool, cold and slick. Myss hugged his knees and curled up tight, as if that could keep the surface from swallowing him.

Salaar sat on the rim of the tub and helped wash his long hair matted with blood.

Those hands pressed along his back and felt especially warm against the cold water. Given that the same pair of hands had attacked him for more than three hundred years, Myss kept his spine taut.

“Do you know the Night Scourge?” Salaar asked suddenly, very softly.

Myss thought back for a moment. “I do.”

Legends weren’t all nonsense. For example, the Night Scourge really had been triggered by him, and Myss didn’t intend to deny it.

“Many people died in the Night Scourge,” Salaar said, as if making small talk. It was hard to know whether he meant to provoke him or something else.

Myss tilted his head back, his face blank. “The Night Scourge is my ‘breath’. As long as I live, it will not disappear.”

“So what, for the comfort of humankind I should obediently die? Forgive me for being blunt, when I began to breathe, humans didn’t even exist yet.”

“Well, that was not what I meant.”

Salaar’s hands paused. His fingertips brushed the wet gray hair. The gray was reminiscent of an approaching storm.

“It’s just… I had always taken you for an unconscious natural disaster, since you never attacked me first.”

“Because there was no need. Human lives are short,” Myss said stiffly.

No, back then he had very much wanted to crush Salaar to death.

In terms of raw power, Salaar was no match for him. Yet the man’s power was strange and could leave marks on him. If Salaar were pushed into an outburst, his precious body might be damaged.

No one likes getting hurt. When a mad dog blocks the road, even if it is a Chihuahua, people usually do not provoke it. They wait for the dog to leave.

Myss adopted a similar strategy and waited for Salaar to die of old age. A few hundred years under the seal was like holding his breath; he could just endure it, and it would pass.

If he had known it would come to this, he should have eaten Salaar alive back then. Myss sulked and curled up even tighter.

If Salaar dared preach to him about mercy and virtue, eating him alive right now wouldn’t be out of the question.

“I see,” Salaar mused. “So in the end it’s not much different from animals competing for territory.”

Myss turned his head. “?”

“Everyone is trying to survive. There is no right or wrong to it.”

Salaar gave a chuckle. “So you do not have to feel guilty, and I will not feel apologetic.”

Which meant they could openly dislike each other. For once Myss agreed with him.

Once the back and hair were clean, Salaar unfolded the tightly curled Myss. Brilliant gold magic wrapped his chest and the missing right leg.

Myss looked down. The stab wound at his heart closed swiftly. The healing felt like a warm breeze with no discomfort at all.

Then came the vanished right leg. The bones appeared from nothing, wrapped by muscle and skin. His new right leg was long and straight, a perfect match for the left, without the slightest deformity.

When the treatment ended, Myss was very satisfied. Given their “friendly” relationship, he had half expected Salaar to return the deformity or give him a leg even more cumbersome.

In a good mood, he stretched and stopped resisting the flow of water.

“Back to the point, what exactly are you?” Salaar picked the moment to ask, his tone lighter still.

“I don’t know.”

“You don’t know…?”

“If you were the only one in the world, would you be born knowing you are ‘human’?” Myss scoffed.

Even “thoughts” had only appeared for him within the last three hundred years. Myss remembered only that he had lived for more than ten thousand years, along with some vague things tied to instinct.

For instance, he rested in a boundless darkness and had to leave every so often to get some air. For instance, he was in a critical growth period and shouldn’t let his precious body be injured, or else… or else something terrible would happen. That was how instinct warned him.

As for his species, the nature of his power, or any deeper knowledge, Myss truly didn’t know and didn’t care, and he certainly didn’t want to explore it together with an enemy.

“Maybe I am not a Chaos Archdemon. Maybe I am a true God about to be born,” Myss said sternly. “And you, you self-righteous prick, are destroying the future of the world…”

“Yes, yes.” Salaar raised both hands and stepped out of the tub. “All right. Wash your lower half yourself.”

“Why?”

Myss balked. This guy had dragged him here by force, so how could he leave halfway through.

“Because your hands aren’t disabled, and this counts as human etiquette, for now” Salaar said, folding his arms.

Ah, the etiquette of touch. That was in the slave’s memories.

The slave trader strictly forbade slaves from touching women, not even a strand of hair, unless they were given explicit permission. There was no such taboo for men. The trader even hinted they should “take the initiative and cozy up to others so they could find a good buyer.”

The slave hadn’t understood the hint then. The Myss of now understood everything.

“We are both men, so etiquette doesn’t matter,” Myss concluded with confidence.

Salaar was standing close, so Myss reached out and gave a hard squeeze, confirming he hadn’t mistaken the enemy’s sex.

The corner of Salaar’s mouth twitched twice.

Wash your lower half yourself,” he repeated through gritted teeth and walked away with steps that didn’t quite coordinate.

……

Far away in the royal capital, the city of Sepanti.

Night had fallen over the Karns estate. Among countless windows, one shone especially bright.

“Kendrick Karns is still carrying out live sacrifices, and the frequency is rising. In the past six months he has killed twenty eight slaves.”

In the glaring light, the adjutant delivered his report with diligence.

“I gave him a chance. I gave him a full four years,” said a weary male voice.

“You mean…”

“Dispose of him. He cannot be allowed to go on defiling the honor of Saint Salaar.”

“Understood, sir.”


The author has something to say:

Our honored Archdemon now has a name.

In English it is spelled Myss, derived from “Mystery”, which sounds similar to “Myth”. This can be seen as a blend of the two.

On reflection, these two may be the fastest meeting in history. By the end of chapter one they have already been in each other’s presence for more than three hundred years (though they never spoke).


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch1

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 1: Failed Unsealing

The human was about to die. The one who had sealed It here at the cost of himself had finally reached the end of his life.

This was the moment It had waited for more than three hundred years.

Eroded by Its power, the man’s limbs had twisted and deformed, his whole body was covered with pitch black sores. Age had gnawed his flesh away until only bone and thin skin were left.

Now even holding himself upright left him gasping for air as if he was on the verge of death. Yet those dark blue eyes were locked on It, his gaze steady, just as when they first met.

On the brink of death and still that hateful.

It turned Its gaze to the seal. As the caster neared death, the seal was collapsing. Three more heartbeats, and It would be free.

Three.

It counted down with delight.

Two.

The man’s body stirred, as if he had felt the chill of death.

One.

The instant stretched so long that It had time to let Its mind wander. At the thought that It would never again hear that person’s cries, It actually felt a trace of regret… only a tiny bit, yes.

Hm?

A crushing pressure suddenly washed over him. Something forced its way into Its body and went nosing around inside Its thoughts.

Instinctively It tried to grind it down with power, only to strike emptiness. The strange magic had no clear source and was tangled with Its own, leaving nowhere to strike.

Everything burst like foam. Excruciating pain and emptiness surged together and engulfed It in an instant.

It felt… cold.

It quickly realized It had been stuffed into a weak tube of flesh—in other words a human body.

A moment earlier It had been on the verge of freedom. In the blink of an eye Its power was gone, exchanged for an even more frightening prison. Its joy vanished, leaving only anger and grievance.

Why?

It forced Its eyes open, then discovered things could be worse. Someone was sitting on Its hips and squeezing Its throat hard.

It was that same human. It recognized him by his breath. That killing intent was as vigorous and familiar as ever. The man felt glued to It, impossible to pry off.

The strangling darkened Its vision. It tried to fight back with these human hands but left only shallow scratches.

Just as It was about to lose consciousness, the man’s body shuddered, and his strength inexplicably drained away.

In a fury, It flipped the man and clamped down on him with Its teeth. Kill him, It thought in a frenzy. As long as It killed this accursed human, this nightmare would surely end…

Yet the moment It bit into his throat, Its own body went limp and wouldn’t obey, no matter how It tried to exert strength.

The two bodies tangled together, and the fight became indescribable.

Once upon a time Its tentacles had met with this man’s longsword, and magic had crashed against magic. Wherever they went, dust and stones flew, and the shock waves blasted out terrible craters.

Now they were raking at each other with nails and teeth and fists that couldn’t keep a hold, rolling across the grimy floor and knocking the scattered junk into a clattering racket.

Two hours passed. To their distraught, they found that for some unknown reason they simply couldn’t kill each other.

Panting, they stopped. As their strength ebbed away, their fight had looked more and more like two puppies gnawing at each other, and neither of them had the heart to go on.

Once It calmed down, It was sure It had won by a hair. It was using that hateful human as a cushion, after all, instead of lying on the cold stone tiles.

Now It finally had the energy to sort out the situation.

From the memories of Its new shell, this body had once belonged to a slave.

The slave had been astonishingly dull, with only basic common sense and language in his head. He lived for nineteen years and yet never even had a name.

The first, and last, gift he ever received was a ritual dagger that pierced his heart—on the day after he was sold to a certain noble, he died upon an altar.

The fatal wound still lay open in Its chest, deep enough to show bone, showing no sign of healing.

It raised Its head and looked around the place where “It” had died.

It was an unusually cramped secret chamber lit by only a few pitiful candles. The flames flickered. In the shadows, the outlines of bones appeared from time to time, along with a magic array painted with fresh blood.

It sniffed the musty air and sneezed onto the man beneath It.

The human serving as a cushion squirmed twice and grumbled in protest.

Speaking of which, this guy was quite famous in the human world. Even captive slaves had heard of him.

People called him “Saint Salaar”, a great hero known in every household, whose greatest deed was sacrificing himself in mutual destruction to defeat the Chaos Archdemon.

Never mind that the name “Chaos Archdemon” was stupid. Mutual destruction? What a joke.

During the three hundred years of Its seal, Salaar had come every day to challenge It. He always stopped short and slipped away as soon as things turned dire. His shamelessness was unparallelled. Clearly, for Salaar, maintaining the seal was what mattered most.

The problem was that besides bodily challenges, Salaar was just as fond of mental torment. He would often come right up to It spouting nonsense, abrupt remarks, or little provocative songs he made up himself.

It was convinced that Salaar was far from the definition of a “hero” and much closer to the definition of “scourge”, at least closer than It was.

It could not help lowering Its head to study said “scourge”.

Salaar had changed skins too. He had become the young nobleman who had sacrificed the slave; apparently his name was “Karns”.

The young noble was thin like a dried corpse, with black hair so filthy it had clumped into cords. The skin under his eyes was blackish-blue, his jaw bristled with stubble, and his breath reeked of medicine.

The Salaar in Its memory had shining golden hair and a strong body—quite muscular before he aged—that bore no resemblance to this pile of sticks.

No, that wasn’t right. They had the same deep blue eyes.

Now It knew how to describe that blue; it was the color of lapis lazuli. Sadly, It still couldn’t read the emotions in them. Obsession, fervor, or hatred, these emotions were too similar.

He only knew that in the shadows those eyes seemed to burn.

…Fine, let them burn. Now It had hands. It shifted an arm and clapped a palm over the human’s eyes. Out of sight, out of mind.

“Sa-laar.”

It worked Its tongue with difficulty and squeezed out the first word It ever spoken.

Salaar’s body went rigid all at once.

……

“Salaar, Salaar again.”

Old Aiken let out a tremendous boozy belch.

A few steps away, a bard sang with gusto, nothing but stale lines about “Saint Salaar”.

Since the birth of the world, the Night Scourge had followed like a shadow.

According to legends, the Night Scourge was a curse from the Chaos Archdemon. At intervals, the world would plunge into darkness. In those long nights with no moonlight, the human realm knew only bitter cold and desolation.

More than three hundred years ago, Saint Salaar perished together with the Archdemon, and the Night Scourge ended.

Compassionate and pure Saint Salaar, the very embodiment of human virtue, that sort of nonsense had callused his ears since childhood. Only children like such frivolous tales.

The Night Scourge was three centuries in the past. Whether the Chaos Archdemon even existed was doubtful. Those ballads sounded like lullabies for little kids.

Old Aiken belched again. The lady beside him glanced over and edged farther away.

The old man did not care. He wasn’t there to be liked.

Weekend gatherings were a Ring Town tradition. The only reason he showed up was to prove that his master, Lord Karns, hadn’t run off.

It was their fourth year since moving to Ring Town, and they had become the least liked people in town. This wasn’t some kind of xenophobia; it was simply because Lord Karns was a lunatic.

Lord Karns had inherited the lapis blue eyes that symbolized the family. As a child he was rather likable. Sadly, he suffered from an extremely rare disability. He had been born unable to use magic.

The Karns family had rank and power, so supporting him for life wouldn’t have been a problem. But the young lord lost his senses and insisted on playing with magic, trying every kind of bizarre method.

In the end, the young lord resorted to human sacrifice.

Unable to tolerate this, the Karns family banished him into this godforsaken Ring Town, to live his life in obscurity and hardship. Poor Old Aiken was bundled along as the butler. He had to count coins to get by and could only drink the cheapest wine.

Old Aiken patted his money pouch and let his gaze drift to an elderly couple. Their picnic basket held a full bottle of table wine, fennel sausages, and fresh baked white bread.

Ever since the Karns cut the household allowance, their meals were much worse than that.

Yet the young lord didn’t stop. He ordered Old Aiken to purchase slaves on a regular schedule, to use in his research on human sacrifice.

Live offerings had to be young and beautiful virgins, and they were expensive whether male or female. To save money, they cut all social expenses. The townsfolk never saw the young lord. They only knew that slaves kept streaming into the manor and never came out again.

Rumors spread like the wind. Some said the outsider was a lecherous fiend who spared neither men nor women and had sadistic taste. Some said he was a monster wearing human skin who bathed in the blood of the young.

Whenever he heard those tales, Old Aiken felt a vicious satisfaction.

The Karns claimed to be descendants of Saint Salaar and took pride in their lapis blue eyes. These bumpkins always praised Salaar, never knowing how brutal Salaar’s descendants were.

Dusk was falling. Old Aiken had had his fill of free wine and had also filched jam tarts and several sausages. The young lord should be finished by now, he thought lazily.

Come to that, the newly bought slave was truly beautiful. Even back in the royal capital he had never seen such a beauty…

The slave had long hair the color of ash, and eyes redder than garnet. His features blended delicacy and softness with great skill. The outer corners of his eyes slanted slightly down, making him look tame and innocent, like a lamb upon the altar.

“Pity the child is slow witted and lame in one leg.”

After taking the money, the slave trader had said this with regret. “If not for so many flaws, I could have sold him into the palace.”

Calling the slave “slow witted” was putting it mildly; Old Aiken preferred to use the term “stupid”.

The slave’s manner was timid, his reactions frighteningly slow, and the deformity of his right leg was quite alarming. Furthermore, he was already nineteen years old. His frame and his voice were no longer delicate, and noble lords didn’t like features that were too obviously male.

As a noble’s plaything, those faults were fatal. As a live sacrifice, they were trivial. That face alone was worth a sack of gold.

…By the time he counted it out, the slave’s blood was probably cold already.

What a waste.

Old Aiken staggered home to the manor, dumped the cooled sausages and tarts onto a silver platter, and carried it along. The platter was greasy and still sticky with lunch scraps, but the young lord never cared about details.

“Supper, Lord Karns.”

Old Aiken rapped hard on the young lord’s bedroom door, making sure the sound would carry even into the secret chamber.

Then he set the tray at the threshold and prepared to leave. He had quietly kept the best sausages back and was eager to cook himself a pot of creamy stew.

Before he could turn away, the door creaked open.


The author has something to say:

A brand-new Western fantasy story begins

Some long-winded notes for use:

★ The two leads have returned to a “noob village”. They do not begin at the power ceiling and there will be some level up elements.

★ Please help with catching typos. During serialization, as long as I see them, I will send a red envelope to the bug catcher.

★ This share the same universe with my previous two Western fantasy books, but the world is completely different. Not having read them will not matter at all.

★ Important, please do not post remarks about breaking up or reversing the CP. I have lock the key and welded it into my stomach.

Happy reading~


Kinky Thoughts:

I have been waiting for this novel to start serialization since it was announced. When it comes to western fantasy, Nian Zhong can do no wrong. What’s even better, it’s an enemies-to-lover trope which I have been obsessed over.

According to the author’s note, this novel shares the same universe as Stray and Full Server First Kill. Both have been fully translated by me. I highly recommend you read them if you haven’t already, with Stray being first as it’s the first book (and the first novel Nian Zhong had written), and also, in my opinion, is her best novel to date.

You can also check out Nian Zhong’s other works that I have worked on as well: Happy Doomsday, Access Denied, Sendoff, Evil As Humans, Help.

Just a note, Nian Zhong tends to put spoiler information in her author notes. To prevent such things, I elect to omit some of them since I believe it will make the reading experience much better. You can view the full author’s note by going to the raws.

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Escape From the Asylum Ch147

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 147

Once Wu Nianrou finished doing her makeup, Wu Ren headed downstairs with her.

Having just come out of the game, Wu Ren felt a bit out of sorts. After all, he had gone from the colorful world of Blue Harbor City back to the darkness of the real world and couldn’t immediately adjust.

But he’d been home for a while now, and after twenty years of living blind and being very familiar with this place, he easily found his cane at the doorway. Once the two of them went out, Wu Nianrou no longer had to guide him; he could make his own way down the stairs.

By this time, Wu Nianrou was wearing a wig and a dress, with her makeup exquisitely done. Stepping outside, they were greeted by the neighbors.

“You two siblings going out again?”

“Look how close the Wu siblings are! Not like my two—they fight every single day!”

“Young Nianrou, you’re getting married soon, right? Congratulations!”

“I bet Wu Ren can’t bear to let you go!”

……

This was an old residential complex, and the two had lived here for many years. Unlike a lot of younger folks who didn’t even know their neighbors’ names, Wu Ren and Wu Nianrou were quite familiar with most of the older residents here, greeting them warmly.

Wu Ren said, “Uncle Liu, hearing your voice, you’re even healthier than before!”

Wu Nianrou said, “Auntie Zhang, you look thinner now! One of these days, I want to come do square dancing with you.”

Exchanging greetings along the way, they left the complex and walked down a well-known side street to a restaurant they both liked.

When they were little, it was just a simple roadside eatery.

Over more than a decade, as they grew up, it transformed into a grand restaurant, yet the owner was still the same person, as honest as ever. Every time he saw these longtime customers, the brother and sister, he gave them the best discount.

“The private room you two always take isn’t available this time. Is it okay if we switch you to another one?”

That was how the owner greeted them.

“Wang Ge, you’re treating us like strangers,” Wu Ren said with a laugh.

The owner asked, “The same as usual?”

“The same as usual!” said Wu Ren. Then, leaning on his cane with one hand and linking arms with Wu Nianrou with the other, he entered a smaller private room.

As usual, the food arrived quickly, and soon the table was filled with dishes.

Wu Ren’s blindness made eating a bit inconvenient, so Wu Nianrou naturally peeled shrimp for him. Her manner was entirely habitual, as if she’d been doing it for him all her life.

Each time she placed a freshly peeled shrimp into Wu Ren’s bowl, she would glance at him, eyes alight, as though gazing upon a cherished idol.

Now that she understood her true situation, Wu Nianrou felt only deeper despair.

And the more despair she felt, the more complicated her expression grew when she looked at Wu Ren.

“Brother—”

Wu Nianrou suddenly spoke up just as Wu Ren had a bite of shrimp.

“What is it?” Wu Ren asked.

“I…” Wu Nianrou let out a sigh. “Something has happened to me recently, and I don’t know how to explain it to you. I…”

Hearing this, Wu Ren’s expression grew serious. “Did he bully you?”

It took Wu Nianrou a moment to realize he was referring to her “fiancé”.

She smiled. “No. It’s just… lately I’ve ended up in a strange game.”

The moment he heard this, Wu Ren shot to his feet, accidentally knocking over his bowl. “What did you say?”

Wu Nianrou quickly helped him sit back down, and as she tidied the fallen bowl and chopsticks, she said, “You know how I’ve been working overtime, living in the apartment near my company, hardly coming home to see you. Because of that, I’ve been worried about you. That day, in my apartment, I was thinking I should come back here to check on you… when all of a sudden, a very strange watch appeared on my nightstand.”

She paused, then looked at Wu Ren’s left wrist. “Brother, even though our watches look really different, you… wouldn’t also happen to—”

Wu Ren groped in the air until he found her hand, then gripped it tightly. Frowning with concern, he asked, “Tell me exactly what’s going on.”

“I picked it up and heard a voice asking me—did I want a wish granted? A wish? Of course I did. I want your eyesight restored.

“Brother, you’re always urging me to get married, but if I do, who’ll take care of you? I can’t bring myself to leave you alone. So I…”

Wu Nianrou hesitated, then asked, “From the look on your face, and the fact that you have a watch too, I’m guessing you’ve known about this game for a while?”

After a long silence, Wu Ren let out a heavy sigh.

He buried his face in his hands, looking infinitely remorseful. “I wanted you to have a normal life… not be influenced by me. That’s why I didn’t tell you. But I never expected you’d end up in that game too. You… ah, if only I’d told you sooner, warned you never to get involved! It’s too dangerous!”

“It’s okay. I’ve had decent luck.” Wu Nianrou held his hand. “Once I got into the game, I met someone pretty powerful and stuck with him. Whenever we entered harder instances, we never went for hidden achievements—just cleared them fast to grind experience.”

That startled Wu Ren. “Your level’s already pretty high?”

“Yes, I’m about to reach S-level,” Wu Nianrou said. “I’ve done over twenty instances, and I’m finally close. It hasn’t been easy… Oh, I specialize in long-range attacks. My logic is, if I fight from a distance, I can still run away if things go badly. See? Your sister’s as clever as ever.

“I just don’t know what happens after S… The system’s been pushing me to hurry into the next instance. I have a feeling it’s dangerous, and I decided… I’d better tell you first. So if anything happens to me, at least you’d know. Right, Brother—what level are you?”

“I’m already S. Right now I’m exploring how to keep advancing. After S, you can take the Shepherd route—or other paths—but lots of people are confused and don’t know what comes next.”

Wu Ren continued, “Fortunately, I found a very dependable team. We’ve formed a legion to open up new territory in this game. It’s better than doing it alone. Once you reach S, I’ll bring you in!”

He went on, “I’m even the legion commander!”

Facing his little sister, Wu Ren couldn’t bring himself to say he was merely a figurehead. He still wanted to savor her admiration for a bit before telling her the truth.

Sure enough, Wu Nianrou’s eyes brimmed with admiration when she looked at him, though on closer inspection, a certain strange gleam seemed to lurk there.

Sadly, Wu Ren couldn’t see it.

He promptly asked, “When are you going into that next instance? In the next couple of days?”

“Yeah. My time limit’s almost up. I was waiting for that top-tier teammate of mine, but I haven’t been able to reach him lately…” Wu Nianrou frowned, her tone turning uneasy.

Wu Ren immediately said, “I’ll go with you. Which instance is it? I probably can’t access anything under S-rank, but if we form a master-disciple bond, there are some instances I can lead you through. I can check and see.”

Wu Nianrou opened her system panel. “Huh? Looks like we really can match a master and disciple. Let’s give it a shot?”

Wu Ren said, “Yes, let’s try. After we finish eating, I’ll help you clear that instance. I’m sure it’ll be fine. Once you clear it, you’ll be S. And I happen to have an entry ticket to Blue Harbor City. I can introduce you to my friends. Right, what’s the name of the instance?”

“Let me see… It’s called Pink Story,” Wu Nianrou replied.

After a moment, Wu Ren said, “Strange. I can’t find any information about it.”

Being blind in the real world, Wu Ren had a unique way of searching for info—by laying the palm of his right hand on his left wrist, letting him directly access the system interface in his mind.

Double-checking and still finding nothing, Wu Ren said, “It might be a specialized instance unlocked just for your particular skill set and personal traits, so we can’t see it on our end.

“Okay, so let’s become master and disciple, and you be party leader. Then pull me into it.

“Those specialized instances can be really tough, so it’s a good thing you told me in time. If you barged in alone and got matched with some unreliable teammates, the consequences could be disastrous.”

“Mm! With you around, Brother, I’m never worried!” Wu Nianrou smiled and started peeling another shrimp for him. “Eat first, or it’ll get cold.”

They finished their meal and hurried back to the residential complex so Wu Ren could help her clear the instance.

Midway, though, Wu Nianrou guided him in a different direction.

“What’s wrong, Nianrou?” Wu Ren asked.

“Before I leave… I want to visit our old school,” she answered.

Wu Ren was a few years older than Wu Nianrou, so ordinarily they wouldn’t have been in the same grade.

Plus, he should have attended a special school for people with disabilities.

But since Wu Nianrou wanted to take care of him, Wu Ren intentionally repeated a grade so they could attend high school together and graduate together.

In those circumstances, she had to put in far more effort than most, helping him navigate a normal school curriculum despite his blindness.

Fortunately, because of their family’s situation, the teachers were sympathetic and arranged for special accommodations for Wu Ren’s exams.

“Our school?” Wu Ren was slightly surprised. “I thought you didn’t like our alma mater.”

His expression turning serious and guilty, he added, “If it weren’t for me… you wouldn’t have had to deal with people’s ridicule.”

Wu Ren remembered perfectly how, because of him, Wu Nianrou was often mocked by classmates, leaving her friendless.

Among girls, going to the restroom in groups was common, yet nobody ever asked Wu Nianrou to join them. She was always alone, never befriending anyone.

Moreover, the things Wu Ren overheard people saying about his sister didn’t match the sister he knew at all.

Some said she was withdrawn, some said she was fierce, others said she was noisy, overbearing, outgoing, and lively…

Some even thought his sister had a mental illness.

In time, Wu Ren cut himself off from everyone else. As far as he was concerned, he and his sister only needed each other.

On their way to school, Wu Nianrou asked him, “Brother, back then, what did you think of me?”

Wu Ren answered, “I used to say, ‘Why should you care what they think? Aren’t the two of us getting by just fine?’ I really have no regrets in this life. My only regret is that I couldn’t be with you from the start.”

Wu Nianrou said nothing, just looked at him briefly and continued guiding him forward.

Moments later, they arrived at their old high school.

The second she stepped onto campus, Wu Nianrou said, “You’re right. I never did pay attention to anybody else. As long as the two of us siblings are happy, that’s enough. So… even if I didn’t get along with anybody else here, we still shared our high school years. Whenever I think of those days, it makes me happy.

“Mm… I was willing to come back to our alma mater, to revisit the past.”

At the end of that sentence, her voice sank a little.

Wu Ren didn’t sense anything amiss, merely patted her on the shoulder with a smile. “I get it. You’re nervous about going into a difficult instance, right? Don’t worry, I’m here. There won’t be any problems. And if you ever want to come back, you can—any time. We’re already here now, so let’s walk around a bit… oh, the lotus flowers should be blooming by now, right?”

“Mm. Let’s go see the lotus pond. I’ll describe what I see for you,” Wu Nianrou said, voice growing quieter and quieter. “I always want to be my brother’s eyes.”

But sadly, I can’t do it anymore.

……

Wu Ren was eight when he first met his “younger sister”.

His parents had divorced when he was small. He stayed with his father, while Ke Yuxiao stayed with his mother.

Wu Ren had never heard of Ke Yuxiao and always assumed he had a younger sister.

Even Wu Ren’s father believed all along that he had a daughter, not a son.

Unlike Wu Ren and his father, who knew nothing, Ke Yuxiao—who lived with his mother—knew the whole story.

His father’s family clung to feudal beliefs, placed extreme importance on having a male heir, and deeply discriminated in favor of sons over daughters.

Under those circumstances, even though Wu Ren’s mother gave birth to a boy, because he was blind and “defective,” he still failed to satisfy the Wu family’s expectations. She was forced to conceive again.

While pregnant with her second child, she and Wu Ren’s father were at odds more fiercely than ever.

At her wits’ end with all the family’s demands and restrictions, she was desperate for divorce.

Her husband’s family wouldn’t agree, claiming that because she was pregnant, they wouldn’t let her leave. So, out of frustration, she lied that the fetus was a girl. Ironically, that lie was what made them finally relent. Furious and disheartened, she walked away from the Wu family with that lie hanging in the air.

Wu Ren initially learned he had a younger sister he’d never met, so he wasn’t very attached to her.

As for Ke Yuxiao, he felt no bond with Wu Ren either.

Then came a pivotal moment when Ke Yuxiao’s mother fell seriously ill and needed money.

By then, the Wu family had basically forgotten about her and Ke Yuxiao and didn’t care at all.

But for some reason, Wu Ren’s grandmother, who might have secretly kept track of the existence of a “granddaughter” all this time, stated that if Wu Ren’s mother returned that granddaughter, she would be willing to pay for the medical treatment.

At that time, Ke Yuxiao was terrified.

He feared his mother would die, feared that he’d have no one left, feared that he would end up on the streets.

Because of what Wu Ren’s grandmother said, that divorced couple was about to meet again, and Ke Yuxiao would soon meet his older brother Wu Ren.

He was overwhelmed with anxiety—what could he do to meet their expectations?

If they realized his mother had lied, would they be enraged and leave?

According to his mom, his dad definitely wouldn’t love him… But his brother—he might have a shot with him, right? What kind of younger sister would he like? Probably a sweet, understanding, well-behaved little sister. Right—his brother was blind. He needed a sister who could take care of him…

If they found out he was a strange, ill-tempered boy, would they abandon him?

No! They can’t abandon me! They can’t learn Mom lied to them!!

If Mom dies… I’m still so young, and I’d be begging on the street!

What should I do…

After half a month of anxious insomnia, Ke Yuxiao discovered someone else inside his body.

—A gentle, well-behaved, thoughtful “little sister” who would certainly please his brother and devote herself to taking care of him, who regarded him as her entire world.

Her name was Wu Nianrou.

She was created by Ke Yuxiao to please Wu Ren and his father, to ensure this body wouldn’t starve on the streets.

Her personality was designed to be completely perfect.

Her mind was simple, and her world was small.

—All she wanted was to look after her brother.

She would spend her entire life taking good care of him.

That way, she would never be abandoned.

……

After leaving the school, Wu Ren took Wu Nianrou home.

They went into the living room, locked the door, sat together on the sofa, and then entered the game.

When Wu Ren opened his eyes, he saw a pink-tinted world.

The farther he walked, the more off everything seemed—there were many players coming and going, and… this wasn’t some special instance at all. It looked more like a semi-open instance!

Could it be some legion’s base?!

Wait… What’s that smell?!

He walked down a corridor and beheld rolling hills of peach blossoms.

Wu Ren’s eyes went wide in shock.

He hurriedly called for Wu Nianrou.

“Nianrou? Nianrou, where are you?!”

After a few tries, the person who appeared before him was, incredibly, Ke Yuxiao—who was part of the “Sword Qi & Xiao Heart” duo with Qi Liuxing.

“K—Ke Yuxiao? Wh-what’s going on?” Wu Ren looked him over. “Whoa! Looks like you’re into crossdressing? How come I never knew that before? Does Xiao Qi know you like dressing like this?”

In the next moment, though, Wu Ren heard that hauntingly familiar voice speak, soft and eerie.

“Brother, none of them care about you. Only I do. Only I worry about you and look after you. But now, I’m going to die. I can’t bear for you to suffer alone in this world. I have no choice…

“I’ll kill you. Then we can die together, okay?”


The author has something to say:

I’d originally planned to write some more about Blue Harbor City, but I ran out of time.

My keyboard kept acting up, which was a headache. Ugh.

Also, each personality can actually be viewed independently.

For example, this Xiao is not that Xiao.


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Help Ch133

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 133: Story Ending

Night deepened further. The rain had stopped for a while, but the clouds had not dispersed. The sky remained as dark as the bottom of a pot.

A’Shou carefully made her way through the village. The village was brightly lit at night, yet frighteningly silent. Behind the windows were the vague silhouettes of “people” in motion. But upon closer inspection, they were all figures formed from words.

She tried running to several different places, but the words on the shadow figures were all roughly the same. They described her experiences with uncanny accuracy, always just a step ahead of her actual sensations.

Like very brief prophecies.

After seeing enough of them, A’Shou began to question whether they were objective predictions or some kind of script controlling her actions. Her instincts from the battlefield made her hair stand on end. Whatever it was, she should not look too closely.

So, A’Shou stopped at a spot not too far, not too close to the ancestral hall. She forced herself to focus on the sacrifices. While watching Fang Xiu inside the hall, she crouched down and began to draw complex talisman patterns on the ground.

A few seconds later, the talisman glowed with a dim blood-red light, and an illusory figure of an old man in green robes floated up from it.

The old man was gaunt like a skeleton, his beard sparse and dry, and his deep eye sockets glowed with two dim blue lights. He wore a loose green-blue robe, exposing a bony chest with only ribs remaining. The ends of his intricately patterned robe floated in midair and appeared blurry, as if merging into the surrounding mist.

“Lord Haibo.”

A’Shou instinctively cupped her fists and gave a simple salute.

Lord Haibo, one of the well-known ghost immortals.

He had no wish to get too deeply involved with the Underworld and had sealed away his own Immortal E in layers before sinking it to the bottom of the sea. He then went to live alone on an uninhabited island.

In his own words, he was too lazy to work and just as lazy to harm others. His only obsession was reading every book in existence.

Now, facing the powerful General A’Shou, Lord Haibo didn’t budge an inch. He didn’t even turn his eyes. “General A’Shou, how have you been lately?”

“Everything’s well,” A’Shou replied, still in the saluting posture. “I’ve come with a few questions I hope you might help me with.”

Lord Haibo’s dry lips moved slightly. “Not asking the King of Hell or his wardens, but coming to bother this old soul? And still hanging around the Great Xushan. Interesting, interesting.”

A’Shou drew a breath, bowing even more respectfully. “I apologize for coming without an offering—”

“No need for pleasantries. The price,” Lord Haibo interrupted.

A’Shou sighed inwardly. “I have a chest of rare, original storybooks from the Kui Dynasty. I can offer them to you.”

Only then did Lord Haibo move his eyes. “Ask away. But I’ll say this up front: if I can’t answer, it still counts as a consultation.”

“I wish to ask about the ‘Immortal Encounter E’. Have you read any records on it?” A’Shou asked decisively.

Lord Haibo rolled his eyes. “The Immortal Encounter E… The Immortal Encounter E… Yes, I’ve read a letter complaining about it. But the warden who wrote it vanished afterward. I never finished reading it. That letter is one of a kind.”

He held up two fingers and slowly waved them at A’Shou.

“…I’ll find you another chest of storybooks,” A’Shou replied.

Only then was Lord Haibo satisfied. Under the cloudy sky, the light in his eyes dimmed as if he had closed them to recall the memory.

“The warden that day…”

That warden was tasked with tracking a team of Disaster Resolvers. At the time, they were undergoing the eighth ritual. Even though it was dangerous, the warden had to follow them the entire way.

Everyone knew the eighth ritual involved the most dangerous Dust Sealed E’s. It wasn’t a pleasant assignment. Were it not for the generous reward, no warden would want the job.

This time, the Dust Sealed E chosen was the “Immortal Encounter E”.

No one remembered why it had that name. No one knew what it actually did. The official records described it in black and white, and that was accepted as truth. Only the ghost immortal in charge of the Disaster Relief Tower remembered that the Immortal Encounter E had deep ties with Xushan and was extremely perilous.

The warden was understandably anxious. He trembled as he followed the team into the ritual, but to his surprise, the ritual went far more smoothly than expected. The Disaster Resolvers breezed through the ordeal, as if God was on their side.

How could a Dust Sealed E be so simple? The warden waited and waited, expecting a twist—but nothing happened. The group happily completed the ritual and were ready to return to the Tower.

With the situation so stable, the bored warden wrote a letter to a friend, complaining about how underwhelming the Immortal Encounter E was and how absurd the whole trip felt. He planned to chat more after submitting his official report.

That letter turned out to be the final word from both the warden and the Disaster Resolvers.

…After finishing his tale, Lord Haibo clapped his hands. “They vanished without a trace. The fact that the letter survived is sheer luck for the Underworld.”

A’Shou frowned deeply. “Simple? Smooth?”

As far as she knew, even someone as foolish as Dian’er wouldn’t slack off during the eighth ritual. That would be no different from streaking on a battlefield.

If the warden had time to write a letter and successfully deliver it, the ritual must have gone well, and he was preparing to bring everyone back.

A simple ritual. A successful resolution. Yet no one heard from the warden or the team again…

And come to think of it, for Fang Xiu and his group, this ritual had also gone suspiciously smoothly…

A’Shou pinched the bridge of her nose, heart growing heavier by the second.

She looked up again. “Lord Hai—”

But when she saw what was in front of her, her already cold body felt like it had plunged into an ice cave.

Lord Haibo had vanished without a trace. In his place floated a young man dressed in black. He hovered in the same position, his dark robes drifting in the air. On his blank face was a twisted, ancient character for “Pray”.

There was no evil yin energy, only a suffocating pressure.

The ghost immortal barely stood her ground, soft sword already drawn. The creature before her made no sound, but countless thoughts stabbed straight into A’Shou’s mind.

[You want to know.]

[You want to know what was in that letter.]

[You want to know what happened after that.]

She did want to know, A’Shou admitted to herself. If she had not reacted in time, the question would have already slipped from her lips.

And if she had asked, what would have happened…?

Judging by the terrifying pressure, she was no match for it.

“Leave,” she rasped.

[Your wish.]

“No, I’m scolding you.” A’Shou gritted her teeth, ready to strike.

The thing stared at her for a moment, then vanished into the night.

A’Shou steadied herself and pressed her hand to the talisman again. Follow-up questions could wait. First, she needed to confirm Lord Haibo’s status.

But this time, her summoning got no response.

This was an official Underworld talisman. If Lord Haibo still existed, it would react. If he had died, it would return an accurate result.

But it gave no reaction, as if a child had scribbled randomly on the dirt.

As if… Lord Haibo had never existed.

A cold chill crept through A’Shou’s body. Her fingers clenched on the soil where she had drawn the talisman.

In the dark, she suddenly saw the talisman writhing on its own. The strokes crumbled like rotten flesh and turned into crawling words.

[Lord Haibo, one of the well-known ghost immortals.]

[He had no wish to get too deeply involved with the Underworld and had sealed away his own Immortal E in layers before sinking it to the bottom of the sea. He then went to live alone on an uninhabited island.]

[In his own words, he was too lazy to work and just as lazy to harm others. His only obsession was reading every book in existence.]

[“The Tale of Lord Haibo” is completed.]

With the appearance of this final line, all the tiny characters disintegrated. All that remained in her fingers was a clump of damp mud.

……

Fang Xiu stepped on the wet earth, walking into the night with two Guishan Sect followers.

The two cultists were well-trained. They had all the proper gear—compasses, talismans, magic weapons. One walked ahead of Fang Xiu, the other behind. It sounded like they were escorting him for his safety, but in reality, they were watching him from every angle.

Fang Xiu’s expression was calm. He walked along with a cheerful smile.

Bai Shuangying gripped his wrist tightly, frequently glancing around with uncertainty. Fang Xiu didn’t miss a single glance. This was the first time he had seen his ghost so anxious. It was fascinating.

“What is it? Is there really a strange and powerful evil spirit nearby?” Fang Xiu muttered quietly. “Dou Dou seemed pretty accurate.”

Bai Shuangying shook his head, hesitating to speak. It wasn’t that he wanted to hide anything—he simply didn’t know what they were facing.

He couldn’t say it was “another Great God of Calamity”. It wasn’t that powerful and had many odd flaws. But calling it an ordinary evil spirit felt wrong too. Its aura wasn’t particularly heavy, yet disturbingly familiar.

It felt like waking up to find a pair of feet in your house that might be your own, walking around in slippers. It was hard to say whether to be worried or laugh.

No wonder the Guishan Sect had such confidence in “releasing the Great God of Calamity”. They never said it would be the original “God of Calamity”.

In truth, it would be best to go investigate. But his human was too fragile. If he clashed with that thing, and Fang Xiu got caught in the crossfire…

So troublesome. Was this what it felt like to weigh out plans?

Bai Shuangying could not help but turn his head for the ten-thousandth time. This time, he saw Fang Xiu quietly drifting towards the direction he was peering at.

“What is it?” his human asked, clearly pretending not to know.

“I once thought that unsealing everything would solve all our problems,” Bai Shuangying said thoughtfully. “But the enemy is dangerous. I can’t take you near it, and I can’t leave you alone either. The weaker the seal becomes, the more complications arise.”

Fang Xiu’s lips twitched. He coughed. “How dangerous is it?”

Bai Shuangying looked at him nervously. “It has the aura of a God of Calamity, but the situation is unclear.”

“So let me get this straight. You know where this ‘Great Evil’ is. It has the aura of a God of Calamity, but it’s not quite like a normal one.” Fang Xiu scratched his chin. “Could it be the Immortal Encounter E itself?”

“No matter how powerful an E is, it’s still an object. It can’t act on its own,” Bai Shuangying replied immediately.

Fang Xiu hummed and continued walking with the Guishan cultists.

Their private conversation was covered by a “concealment”. To the followers, Fang Xiu just looked odd, walking with a strange posture and mumbling to himself in the silent air.

Just as they were about to lighten the mood with a warm Guishan Sect story, they heard Fang Xiu speak with great reverence. “Your ancestor sealed a great evil at Xushan. This place is close to there… Have you heard any related legends?”

“Like that porcelain statue. I’ve never heard of any god like that. Maybe it’s a sealed evil spirit that Immortal Zhuang subdued, and this village worships it.”

The moment he mentioned the ancestor Zhuang Guiqu, the two believers perked up.

Fang Xiu’s outfit closely matched what Cen Ling had warned them about, except there wasn’t another man wearing white. For a moment, they suspected this red-shirted guy might be the arrogant Fang Xiu, but his respectful tone toward their sect seemed too natural to be fake.

Maybe it was just a coincidence. Master Cen had clearly said the suspect wore white.

While they were still debating, Fang Xiu seized the chance. “I’ve also heard some stories. If we put our information together, maybe we can find a clue. Villages like this always have rumors.”

The believers nodded in agreement.

But they stayed cautious. “Why don’t you go first, brother?”

Fang Xiu smiled slightly. “I heard there’s a small village at the foot of Xushan that worships deformed children as mountain gods. Eventually, a real guardian appeared and protected them. The villagers worshipped it year after year.”

“This village seems to have one particularly powerful evil spirit. Maybe it’s a similar case?”

In a few words, Fang Xiu summarized the Weishan ritual.

The tale was too new, and the Weishan E not well known, so Fang Xiu wasn’t worried about being exposed. Judging by the followers’ faces, they indeed hadn’t heard it before.

“That can’t be a real mountain god. It must be an evil spirit pretending to be one,” said the follower in front, sounding offended. “The only god still walking this world is our Patriarch—he carries Zhuang Guiqu’s direct bloodline!”

Bai Shuangying openly wrinkled his nose and snorted in disdain.

The one in the rear was a bit more polite. “The god near Xushan should only be Zhuang Guiqu. If that porcelain statue isn’t him, then it’s just the villagers doing something foolish.”

“I know some Xushan legends… Let me think…”

He made some odd gasping noises, sharp like a jammed cassette tape. When he spoke again, his voice returned to normal. “Xushan is the foremost of all mountains, a fragment of Heaven’s will.”

“Zhuang Guiqu attained enlightenment in Xushan and was worshipped by everyone. He could have accomplished many great things… If only the dynasty back then weren’t so incompetent…”

“To this day, Xushan remains his domain. He will protect us…”

“…That’s what the books say.”


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Help Ch132

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 132: Unknown Evil Spirit

Just like before, a sacrificial altar had been placed before the white porcelain statue. Even the types of offerings and drink brands were identical to the one in the Weishan ritual.

Only the strange statue itself and the golden couplets flanking it bore subtle differences.

“Oh, there are even drinks!”

Dou Dou picked up a can of Wangzai Milk and turned it over in her hands. “The production date’s from last year. Someone’s been making offerings here recently.”

She looked genuinely delighted but didn’t touch any of the food or drink. Grandpa Dao made a gesture, and a plain-looking middle-aged man from his team stepped forward.

The man popped a bead into his mouth and began tasting each item on the altar one by one. After he finished, he spit out the bead. “Safe.”

Only then did Dou Dou open a can of canned yellow peaches and smile sincerely. “Thanks, brother.”

“Aside from offerings, nothing else here can be consumed. That taboo is quite interesting.”

Grandpa Dao stroked his beard, mumbling to himself.

Staring at the full table of food, Guan He couldn’t bring himself to eat a single bite.

He suddenly realized how friendly the Weishan ritual had been—he couldn’t even imagine what would’ve happened if they, like these clueless believers, had walked into a nested ritual setup like this one.

The believers had misjudged the nature of the taboo from the very start.

In the increasingly gloomy air, shadows slid slowly across the surface of the white porcelain statue.

Its rough, featureless craftsmanship did match the tiny shrine, but Guan He would rather face the God of Weishan again than deal with this unfamiliar statue of unknown origin.

This wasn’t even a god statue. It offered no protection whatsoever!

Last time, his little child ghost had refused to enter the Weishan shrine. This time, it had no objections and yawned peacefully within his shadow.

At last, darkness fell.

The moment the cloudy sky dimmed further, all the previously extinguished candles within the shrine lit up at once. Outside, the whispers of wandering evil spirits began. The shrine’s door closed slowly without a breeze. Only vague human shadows flickered across the paper windows, near and far.

Now Guan He understood why the statue lacked protective power—there was no true evil spirit aura outside at all.

Back during the Fierce Wind Ritual, Guan He had worked with many unwilling spirit “coaches”. He wasn’t a true metaphysics expert, but he could at least recognize the cold, sticky aura of evil spirits.

…So what were those things outside?

Inside the familiar yet unfamiliar shrine, the faceless statue somehow seemed to be watching them all.

Unable to help himself, Guan He retreated two steps closer to Fang Xiu, only to see him standing with hands behind his back, observing the giant porcelain statue like a casual tourist.

What he couldn’t see was that Bai Shuangying was circling the statue, tapping and examining it here and there.

The statue was hollow. But unlike the containers in the Shrine of All E’s, this statue didn’t store anything at all. It was just an ordinary ceramic sculpture.

The fact that it was “normal” made it all the stranger in this place.

Seeing the frown still on Bai Shuangying’s face, Fang Xiu could more or less guess what was going on. He grabbed a candy from the altar and rolled it between his fingers.

According to how the first ritual played out, the next death should involve “turning into roasted meat”. Now that all the sacrifices were gathered in one place, he was very curious to see how such a death might be carried out.

He already knew his ghost was strong—strong enough to recognize any magic weapon or technique at a glance. Yet now Bai Shuangying had actually developed an anxious expression. That said everything about how difficult the situation was.

A re-creation of the Weishan ritual.

But the inconsistencies had all become warped beyond recognition.

For example, the Skinny Monkey Tree was present, but neither “Skinny Monkey” nor the “cage” existed in this ritual. Corresponding descriptions had also become vague.

And the shrine—while the original plaque clearly bore the words “Weishan Shrine”, the first few letters here seemed covered in mold. All that remained was a weathered, unreadable surface.

These distorted details and strange texts were undoubtedly the key to solving the mystery.

The way forward was simple.

He just needed to redirect the eight deaths slots towards the cultists of the Guishan Sect and observe at leisure. But if they followed the enemy’s script, would this ritual really come to an end?

Fang Xiu rubbed his lower lip in thought.

…What if, after playing through this round, they were dragged into a new round of the Weishan rituals, like some giant “spot-the-difference” puzzle game?

…Or maybe it would lead into a fake Mid-Autumn Ritual? And then cycle back to the seventh ritual, starting all over again?

Facing the bizarre powers of the “Immortal Encounter E” Fang Xiu couldn’t be certain. If things really turned out that way, this was going to be a hell of a ride.

As he thought, a swirl of white cloth fluttered by. Having finished examining the statue, Bai Shuangying landed lightly on the ground. His ghost looked up at the statue with a dark and unreadable expression.

Fang Xiu: “Someone you know?”

Still staring at the statue, Bai Shuangying only shook his head.

Suddenly, as if remembering something, he quickly stepped over to Fang Xiu. “Your hand.”

Hands couldn’t offer spiritual energy.

Fang Xiu looked at him, confused, but obediently held out his hand and pressed it against Bai Shuangying’s palm.

Bai Shuangying pulled out the hair-ring from his chest and slid it onto Fang Xiu’s middle finger. The moment he saw the ring, it was like a bucket of ice water dumped over Fang Xiu’s head and he sobered up instantly.

He had forgotten all about it.

During the last ritual, only his head had remained of his original body. Bai Shuangying had held onto the ring, saying he’d check and maintain it, and return it to him at the start of the seventh ritual.

But ever since entering this fake “Weishan Village”, Fang Xiu hadn’t remembered it once.

It was only now that it hit him—yes, Bai Shuangying had given him that hair-ring.

During the first ritual, the first time they came to the shrine.

Realization dawned, and Fang Xiu slowly looked up at the white porcelain statue across from him.

…That’s right. During the “first” ritual, the “first” time they saw the shrine.

“You just remembered too?” Fang Xiu muttered, lightly smacking his own head.

Bai Shuangying looked conflicted. “Yes.”

Worried he hadn’t made himself clear, he added, “It’s not sentimentality. I just had a bad feeling about this place and remembered I hadn’t returned the ring yet…”

He had taken it out almost reflexively, only to be struck by overwhelming déjà vu.

“In other words, the Immortal Encounter E didn’t forcibly rewrite reality. It’s trying to recreate similar events through normal cause and effect.”

Fang Xiu turned the once-lost ring in his fingers. “Hmm… then let’s see just how far the Immortal Encounter E can go.”

Sometimes the best strategy is to retreat. If they stopped playing along with its fake Weishan reenactment, what would it do?

After months together, Bai Shuangying already understood Fang Xiu’s thought process. “You want to leave.”

“This place really is near Xushan. If it’s not the real ritual site, then the Underworld shouldn’t have sealed off the surrounding area. We can go to the real Xushan.”

Fang Xiu said softly, “There just so happen to be plenty of cultists we can use to test the taboos.”

Then he gave a bitter laugh. “So the death involving ‘escaping the village and ending up roasted’ really does have to follow cause and effect.”

“Huh?”

While Fang Xiu whispered to Bai Shuangying, Dou Dou suddenly exclaimed.

She raised a strand of freshly cut red paper flowers. A string of little people holding hands, each with a standard smiling face. At first glance, they looked quite cute.

Except one paper figure was black with its face twisted into a crying expression that didn’t match the rest.

Dou Dou moved her scissors. “Looks like this village has one big evil spirit… and only one. I could only detect that one.”

Grandpa Dao sighed. “That’s definitely not right.”

It wasn’t strange to have a major evil spirit to cultivate the E. One large evil spirit with a bunch of minor ones feeding on its residual yin energy was the classic setup.

But a single large spirit, and nothing else? That wasn’t right. Even if a lone tree grew in scorched earth of a radius of 160 miles, that tree would still seem suspicious.

Dou Dou tugged the red paper chain. “It’s not nearby. Seems like it’s circling around… Wait, its aura just vanished again.”

“Until we understand the situation, it’s best not to alert the enemy.”

Grandpa Dao’s eyes flicked briefly toward Fang Xiu, and he casually continued, “It’s nighttime now. Let’s send a few people to scout ahead and just observe from a distance.”

“I’ll send two scouts. You’re on your own, so you don’t need to go. Brother Xiao Jia, how about on your end…”

Fang Xiu looked mildly exasperated.

So much for skipping the “midnight investigation of Weishan Village” plotline. It seemed cause and effect struck again.

“Let’s go.” He made no fuss. “The more eyes we have, the fairer the conclusions. But I’ll go alone. Our team doesn’t have many people.”

Great. Here came the classic explore-with-the-enemy segment. The people chosen were Jia Xu and Fang Xiu… except this time, “Fang Xiu” was the one pretending to be Jia Xu. Close enough to call it a two-in-one.

Grandpa Dao was satisfied and gave a nod. He’d secured a hostage… no, a companion.

“Our people are very professional. We’ll watch each other’s backs. There’ll be no trouble.”

Sure there won’t.

Fang Xiu smiled and nodded politely.

Meanwhile, at the mayor’s mansion of Weishan Village.

The mansion was utterly empty. There was no red blessing characters plastered over the walls, and no fake friendly Old Man Fu. Countless characters spelling “evil spirit” writhed across the night, squirming on the surface of their host.

And on the rooftop of the mansion stood a figure. He stood beneath the storm clouds, gazing over the eerie village in its entirety.

He was dressed all in black, giving off a youthful silhouette. His garments were darker than the deepest ink, with no reflection at all. His long hair hung straight and still, devoid of shine, unmoved by the wind.

The only bit of white in that darkness was his face.

His skin was smooth and pale, completely featureless. There were no eyes, no nose, no mouth—just a delicate, flat blankness. And one dark red character, as though painted in blood:

[Pray]

He…or rather, it… turned stiffly, looking toward the brightly lit little shrine in the distance.

Inside the shrine, Bai Shuangying sensed something. He turned slightly, looking toward the direction of that “gaze”.


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Next time, Xiao Bai, when you give Xiao Fang a ring, please don’t use that finger. Just use the ring finger, okay?


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Help Ch131

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 131: Strange Script

Night had fallen.

Fang Xiu curled up in a corner of the room, stroking his exposed left arm. The anomalies abilities granted by the Underworld were still with him. If he wanted, he could summon the Weishan Village offering table right now.

But this wasn’t the time to reveal his powers. If the other side noticed something, it would complicate things.

The Guishan Sect disciples clearly had no idea what was going on and treated this as just another routine E-resolving task. The food shortage that had plagued them earlier didn’t even count as a real problem to Disaster Resolvers…

“This looks like somewhere near Xushan.”

Grandpa Dao stroked his well-kept beard. “Too bad the weather’s terrible. If we could stargaze, maybe we could figure out the location.”

“Near Xushan is good enough. There’ll definitely be a shrine around here, and at worst a graveyard. Offerings won’t be lacking.”

This came from the leader of the other team. She was a sweet and cute girl.

She called herself Dou Dou, wore twin ponytails, and had meticulously done makeup. Her smile revealed charming teeth and dimples. Her eyes shone with an innocent clarity… She didn’t look twenty, probably younger than her actual age.

Her two teammates had a sleek commercial look, one male and one female, resembling a young idol and her assistants.

Grandpa Dao looked at Dou Dou with grandfatherly affection. “We’ll check the offerings first thing in the morning.”

Dou Dou raised both arms. “Yay! I hope there’s something tasty~”

With just a few words, the Disaster Resolvers had already found a breakthrough point. Confirming the “food taboo” was just a matter of time.

The two Guishan Sect teams made no attempt to hide their cooperation, but Fang Xiu didn’t act suspiciously either, even though he knew they were watching him. It was all so amicable it made one a little nauseous.

Like right now.

Dou Dou had just finished cheering and turned smoothly to Fang Xiu, waving at him in an extremely friendly way like she was onstage somewhere.

Fang Xiu returned the gesture with a polite smile, even adding just the right amount of shyness.

But under his slightly messy bangs, Fang Xiu’s gaze toward the sweet-faced Dou Dou was as cold as ice water.

He stared at her until a flash of white blocked his view. Bai Shuangying casually stepped in front of him, speaking seriously, “Do you have a plan?”

Wow, it was rare for his ghost to be so engaged. Thinking back to the first ritual when Bai Shuangying was totally indifferent, it felt like another lifetime.

But the question was obviously a pretense.

“I’m thinking about how to handle the two team leaders,” Fang Xiu answered truthfully.

Bai Shuangying looked at him silently for a few seconds, then smoothly stepped aside, returning Fang Xiu’s full view.

Fang Xiu couldn’t help laughing under his breath and sighed softly. “Shame I’ve only managed to get data on the ‘faces’. The ones in charge hide themselves too well. Info’s too limited.”

“Faces?” Bai Shuangying asked, curious.

“That ‘Dou Dou’ does livestreams to build a fanbase. Her public image is cheerful, sunny, witty, and popular.”

Fang Xiu had to admit, the Guishan Sect was good at choosing spokespeople—young men and women for the youth, elderly sages for the seniors. Polished, trendy, and seemingly harmless.

However…

“Privately, she uses ‘metaphysics’ as a gimmick to post carefully packaged Guishan propaganda in her VIP fan groups. She also connects with rich backers and introduces them to the sect offline. It’s a variation of how Mei Lan was recruited.”

“That Grandpa Dao runs a wellness-themed account. He loves giving benefits to followers and has decent recognition among seniors.”

Fang Xiu didn’t bother hiding the disgust in his voice. “You block one batch and another springs up. Like cockroaches. These two climbed this high, so they must be very good at hiding things.”

Got it, so good at hiding that only a dead person would be able to report them, Bai Shuangying thought privately.

Fang Xiu muttered these things under cover of his posture. From the outside, it just looked like he had his lower face in shadow, quietly crouched in a corner.

Noticing Fang Xiu didn’t say much, Dou Dou skipped over. “We can stand watch tonight! My team’s really good at that, so everyone can sleep easy… Or if you don’t trust us, feel free to have someone keep watch with us!”

Her tone was cheerful and reassuring, but Guan He only felt dread. Dou Dou’s words were just like what Lao Mian had once said.

“We trust you,” Fang Xiu said graciously, not at all bothered by this deja vu.

Stop it, Fang Ge! Guan He hugged his head, more silent than he was during the original first ritual.

Bai Shuangying leaned in. “I’ll keep watch for you.”

Then he blinked. He had spoken instinctively, but his words had ended up exactly like what he’d said during the first ritual.

What was going on?

Fang Xiu politely thanked Dou Dou and returned to his corner. In the dim light, he lightly wrapped an arm around his ghost’s waist and closed his eyes to rest.

Bai Shuangying gave him a skeptical look. “Do you know what’s happening here?”

“No.” Fang Xiu whispered, “But we’re here already, so we’ll just deal with things as they come. If I panic, Guan He and Cheng Jie won’t stay steady either.”

He yawned and drifted off to sleep.

This time, Bai Shuangying actually kept watch and woke Fang Xiu up.

There was a smell of blood.

It mingled with the damp rain and lingered in the room. The wet earth already had a raw scent, but now it was laced with a pungent iron tang.

Dou Dou was sleeping soundly in a cute pose. Grandpa Dao was resting too. Whether they were really asleep or not, Fang Xiu didn’t know and didn’t care.

He stretched and yawned, then suddenly raised his voice. “There’s blood—!!!”

Aside from Dou Dou’s two assistants who were “outside on watch”, the remaining six disciples all woke up.

Dou Dou squeaked, “I-I smell blood too!”

Grandpa Dao took out a pipe and quickly puffed on it. Warm smoke spiraled into the air, brighter than a normal oil lamp.

“A’Liang, Mimi!”

Dou Dou ran to the door, pounding on it. “Did you hear me? Say something!”

Silence.

Panicking, her eyes reddened as she pulled out a weird brown-black lipstick and smeared it on her lips before opening the door.

Her two assistants lay dead outside the empty house.

The man had been chopped into pulp. The woman had turned into a deformed, monstrous “mutant”.

Not just the manner of death, even their corpses were in the exact positions of Lao Mian and Mai Zi from the first ritual.

Cheng Songyun gasped. “They broke a taboo?!”

But that couldn’t be. Lao Mian and Mai Zi had at least given them some kind of newbie tutorial. These two cultists hadn’t even interacted with them, let alone been chosen as Weishan’s new god.

And the Weishan E was gone!

“They went out just before dawn,” Guan He said, black circles under his eyes. In a place like this, he hadn’t been able to sleep, forced to keep his eyes and ears sharp.

He stopped, realizing he’d spoken an all-too-familiar line, and looked like he wanted to bite his tongue off.

Grandpa Dao sighed. “They had protective charms and just stepped outside for a look. Nothing should’ve happened.”

“They died without a sound. I didn’t feel any yin energy either… They must’ve triggered a taboo.”

Fang Xiu made a noise and quietly asked Bai Shuangying, “Are their souls still here?”

Bai Shuangying: “…”

Bai Shuangying: “Not dispersed yet.”

Really, that was the only thing you wanted to ask?

Fang Xiu sighed in relief. Good, the appetizers he prepared weren’t entirely wasted.

“In the first ritual, eight people died,” Fang Xiu recalled. “Lao Mian and Mai Zi, then the auntie from our group who tried to escape, then the four from the Jade Buddha group, and finally Shan Huanzi.”

Was this ritual going to recreate the entire sequence?

He’d only invited eight Guishan disciples. There were no extra bodies. Unless the Immortal Encounter E didn’t count Shan Huanzi.

Fang Xiu felt an inexplicable feeling.

If this were a novel, it’d be one of those “rebirth with memory and skills” infinite loop stories.

But the recreation was slightly off. Those subtle differences made his skin crawl.

There was nothing exciting about this, just unease.

While everyone was lost in thought, Bai Shuangying silently stepped out and tucked the two remaining souls into his sleeve.

When Grandpa Dao checked the bodies and found the souls missing, his expression turned very grave.

“Their souls aren’t here. This place is too strange. Everyone stick together and don’t separate.”

He tapped his pipe. “Don’t move the corpses either. We might trigger more taboos. First, let’s find food and get a sense of the area.”

Fang Xiu shot a sideways look at Bai Shuangying and nodded in agreement.

……

Determined not to fall into familiar traps, Fang Xiu investigated seriously.

Daytime Weishan Village was the same as the one carved into his memory. Even the rotting safety slogans were identical. He found the same pumpkin vine that Blondie had once bitten.

Cheng Songyun and Guan He didn’t need to act. Just seeing the place again made them visibly tense.

The only blessing this time was they didn’t smell any roasting flesh. The Jade Buddha group’s old hideout was empty. Even the wooden cage hadn’t been set up. In the spot where it should’ve been was only one lonely tree.

Fang Xiu: “…?”

Bai Shuangying: “…………”

Why was the Skinny Monkey Tree here too?

Fang Xiu was happy to think maybe only eight people had to die again, since Skinny Monkey’s death had already been re-enacted.

But he wasn’t happy about what had been re-enacted…

It was a flickering black humanoid figure, mimicking the twisted corpse of Skinny Monkey.

It twitched and glitched like a corrupted computer image. Something squirmed across its surface, possibly black ants, possibly something else.

Yet no one but him and Bai Shuangying seemed to notice. To everyone else, it looked like a normal tree.

Fang Xiu pretended to investigate and slowly moved closer. He realized what the wriggling “something” was…

Black text.

Though jumbled together, the handwriting was neat. It was hard to tell whether it was printed or written.

[In the dim firelight, ■■’s face quickly went pale.]

[He was dead.]

[His corpse remained in a twisted pose beside ■■.]

[From start to finish, no one but Fang Xiu noticed. Everyone else acted as if nothing were wrong.]

Fang Xiu narrowed his eyes and was about to read more when Grandpa Dao’s voice suddenly came from right behind him, his breath brushed Fang Xiu’s skin.

“Young man, is there something wrong with this tree?” he asked with a cheerful smile.

“Nothing,” Fang Xiu answered smoothly with a flawless expression. “I’ve never seen this kind of tree before. Do you recognize it?”

“You’re from the city, huh? Makes sense. They don’t have this kind in the city.”

Grandpa Dao backed off two steps. “This was… what was it called again… ah, I’m getting old…”

“I’ve finished checking here. Nothing to report. Let’s head to the shrine,” Dou Dou said, sniffling.

She’d just lost two teammates. Her mood was clearly low, her eyes shimmering with tears.

It wasn’t even dark yet. They’d found the shrine earlier than during the first ritual. That was fine with Fang Xiu. He didn’t need to find an excuse to slip away.

As for the strange tree, he could return to it later…

Fang Xiu looked back at the Skinny Monkey Tree and froze.

[Fang Xiu looked back at the Skinny Monkey Tree and froze.]

[The trembling text had vanished, as if it had never existed. The tree was no longer a distorted shadow, but a real, regular tree.]

[He didn’t know the species, but he knew it was a tree.]

[It was a tree. Trees don’t talk. Trees have no heartbeat. It was a tree trees don’t talk trees have no heartbeat this is a wood and an inch—]

It was a tree.

Fang Xiu reached out his hand in disbelief and touched the bark. It looked like something out of a children’s coloring book. Dark brown trunk, fresh green leaves, like thousands of blank, unseeing eyes.

Apart from not knowing its species, it was a perfectly normal tree.

He could no longer find a single word on it.

Shocked, Fang Xiu turned to look at Bai Shuangying. He was kneading the disciple’s soul in his hand, brow tightly furrowed, face unusually serious.

He stared at the new tree like he wanted to crush the soul into a ball.

So it hadn’t been a hallucination. Fang Xiu quickly calmed down.

The lines he’d seen had slightly preceded real events, as if they were dictating what happened. If it weren’t called the Immortal Encounter E, they might as well call it the Ma Liang E*.

*Clarity: He’s referring to Ma Liang’s magic brush which basically has the power to bring things drawn/written come to reality.

“What was that just now? Was it the Immortal Encounter E’s power? Or an effect of the Great God of Calamity?”

As they left the courtyard, Fang Xiu walked at the rear and asked quietly.

“It resembles the influence of the Great God of Calamity,” Bai Shuangying said, not looking at him but at the courtyard behind. “But… something’s wrong with it.”

Seeing Bai Shuangying unable to explain it like he usually could, Fang Xiu patted his ghost’s shoulder.

“Don’t worry too much. The fact that we noticed anything already shows how capable you are.”

Bai Shuangying ground his teeth slightly and gave a reluctant grunt.

He could make people think the tree was real, but much too lazy to play such tricks. Moreover, this wasn’t just karma pollution, but karma rewriting reality.

Why had a power from his free era appeared here?

What exactly was this “Immortal Encounter E”?

……

Before sunset, the Disaster Resolvers found the village shrine.

It looked the same, small and dusty, but the door wasn’t locked.

The sign above the door read “■■ Shrine”, written right to left. The doors were wide open.

But at the center wasn’t the god statue from Fang Xiu’s memory.

The wood carving of the Weishan God had been replaced by the white porcelain statue from the Temple of All E’s, which was the same size and material, and even faceless. On either side of the statue, the golden couplets had completely changed.

[Human desires run rampant; joy and sorrow pass in an instant.]

[Heaven’s laws endure; even unfeeling plants last ten thousand years.]


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Help Ch130

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 130: The Return of the Past

Disaster Resolvers didn’t have a strictly regulated rest period. To coordinate with the teams selected by Fang Xiu, his group rested for a full three days before officially beginning the next ritual.

Face with this cruel realty, no one was more frustrated by this than Dian’er.

Normally, it would be responsible for providing detailed information about the “Immortal Encounter E,” but that E had only appeared in rituals a handful of times. No matter how much you squeezed it, it couldn’t cough up anything useful.

Which made it seem pretty useless.

In order to protect Fang Xiu’s team, an especially high-quality case, it even humbled itself to beg fellow paper figures colleagues for rumors about the E.

To its dismay, it discovered that the last time this thing had been used in a ritual was five hundred years ago. Everyone involved had been wiped out, including the assigned soul envoy. After that, the previous Tower ghost immortal guardian had thrown this cursed thing into the “Sealed E’s” shelf, never to be used again.

The scariest kind of rumor was the absence of rumors.

Though it had no parents, Dian’er came to understand the term “losing one’s parents”. Just as it gloomily reported all this to Fang Xiu, Fang Xiu caught on to a crucial point—

“That’s weird. If you already know no one can clear it, shouldn’t the Underworld use it more often?”

Dian’er: “?”

Fang Xiu: “If I’m right, your eighth ritual is always made extremely difficult. That way, fewer people succeed and less wishes will be granted, so the Underworld earns more.”

“So when faced with an extremely dangerous E, your first instinct was to seal it away. Why? Is there some unique evil in it you don’t want to ascend?”

Dian’er shook its head like a rattle. “No, no, even if a spirit like that did ascend, we’d be glad! Once ascended, it’s bound by the Heavens, making it easier to handle.”

“Just like you said, the most difficult ones are saved for the finale. The previous ghost immortal is gone. We don’t know what happened back then.”

“There’s no records at all?” Fang Xiu raised an eyebrow.

“Only resolved E’s are documented,” the paper figure replied listlessly.

Fang Xiu bit into a fried dough stick, lost in thought.

Beside him, Bai Shuangying perked up his ears and listened attentively. Even Fang Xiu didn’t know about the “Immortal Encounter E”, and neither did he, the so-called Great God of Calamity.

Yet it was clearly influenced by the karma Bai Shuangying had polluted. That meant it had a deep connection to him as the “Great God of Calamity”. To be honest, even Bai Shuangying was confused. He was starting to feel like he was being slandered.

…But no matter what it was, his job was to protect Fang Xiu. Even if he hadn’t fully recovered, he couldn’t possibly lose to some dead object.

They had already survived brutal realities, a cult’s holy land, illusionary photos and dreams. No matter how he thought about it, Bai Shuangying couldn’t figure out what new tricks the Immortal Encounter E might pull.

It would be better to think about how to keep his identity hidden.

Actually, it wasn’t just him—Cheng Songyun and Guan He were both calm, looking like people used to facing storms.

At last, it was time to depart. The two silently walked in front, and as usual, Fang Xiu brought up the rear. As he stepped onto the second floor with Bai Shuangying, he was still deep in thought.

“Huh?” Guan He was the first to speak as his foot touched the second floor.

Fang Xiu looked up instinctively, startled for once.

Through the darkness, the second-floor corridor looked like a rural dirt path, ending at a rotting wooden door. Outside, rain poured down heavily, and the damp air was thick with the earthy smell of wet soil.

…Weishan Village?

Everything looked too familiar… This scene was identical to their first ritual. It was unsettling.

Fang Xiu thought, the Underworld wouldn’t make such a stupid mistake. But coincidence? He didn’t believe that at all.

Coincidence or not, the three stepped through that all-too-familiar door into the ritual site. The door vanished behind them, leaving only a dirt wall.

Even though winter was nearly over, the weather had the warmth of late summer. The rain fell without end, soaking their clothes until they clung to skin like something alive.

They stood once again on the abandoned grain-drying field. Weishan Village was silent beside them, and everything farther off was blocked by thick mist. Only the rough outline of Weishan could be seen in the distance.

There were already many people gathered at the site.

Both Guishan Sect teams selected by Fang Xiu had arrived, with a rare total of eight participants.

While figures like Zhuang Pengdao and Cen Ling led elite squads centered around “core strength”, these teams favored cooperation. They had no internal trust issues, working far more smoothly than most.

All members had cleared at least four rituals. One team still had five members, which spoke volumes about their cooperation skills.

The two team leaders were already chatting warmly. Fortunately, as per Fang Xiu’s request, they didn’t know they had been “specially invited”. They just thought this was another normal ritual.

Looking at the frighteningly familiar scene, goosebumps rose on Guan He’s arms. “Brother Ge, is this…”

Reality? A dream? An illusion?

“Not sure yet. Stay alert,” Fang Xiu said quietly, habitually glancing toward Bai Shuangying.

“These aren’t illusions, and there’s no sign of karmic pollution.” Bai Shuangying frowned slightly. “But the season here is wrong.”

Fang Xiu scanned the surroundings with extra caution. “Do you sense anything else? Anything at all.”

Bai Shuangying, unusually quiet, answered, “There’s something off, but I can’t pinpoint it yet. That ‘Immortal Encounter E’ is extremely powerful. Do not act alone.”

He had broken over thirty thousand chains but still couldn’t see through the “Immortal Encounter E”. That meant its power was comparable to a partially unsealed Lord Bai.

An absurd and terrible realization.

While Fang Xiu’s group was analyzing the environment, the other two teams were already sizing them up, from top to bottom.

They especially scrutinized Guan He and Cheng Songyun, but eventually their focus settled on Fang Xiu’s red T-shirt.

The five-member team’s leader, a kindly looking old man, walked over with a warm tone. “No sense standing around getting soaked. Let’s find shelter from the rain.”

As he spoke, the believers around him smiled warmly too. They looked like a group of cheerful tourists on a countryside retreat.

Hearing such a familiar line, Guan He froze. Fang Xiu simply clenched the jade Buddha in his pocket and replied calmly, “You’re right.”

Half an hour later.

Fang Xiu followed the old man’s lead as their group reached an empty house on the edge of the village.

Inside were just a few bundles of firewood. It was basically an empty storage room. It matched Fang Xiu’s memory exactly—down to the placement of the firewood.

The only difference was that last time, there had been nine people crammed in. Now there were eleven, which made it even more cramped.

Bai Shuangying stayed close to Fang Xiu, keeping up his disguise. One arm wrapped around Fang Xiu’s waist as his sharp eyes scanned the room.

Seeing this creepily familiar building, even Cheng Songyun was losing composure. She swallowed nervously and slowly toyed with her prayer beads to calm her nerves.

“Let’s treat this as our base of operations,” the old leader suggested cheerfully, showing his toothless grin.

His kind face, white goatee, and neatly kept traditional jacket gave him a certain spiritual aura. Around his neck hung a red string with what looked like a jade pendant.

“You all look so young. Just call me Grandpa Dao,” the old man said with a wrinkly smile. “What are your names, young friends?”

Fang Xiu grinned even wider. “I’m Jia Xu. You can call me Xiao Jia. I’m the team leader for our group. Nice to meet you.”

Cheng Songyun and Guan He: “…”

Please don’t use the name of a dead person in such a creepy situation. You just made things even worse.

But it wasn’t the time to comment. They kept their mouths shut and pretended nothing was wrong.

For now, everyone had just arrived. On the surface, things had to remain friendly. Even Guishan fanatics wouldn’t start randomly killing before understanding the situation.

Sure enough, Grandpa Dao was just as friendly as Cen Ling had been early on.

The eight Guishan disciples got to work quickly, cleaning the dirty old house and laying out firewood for makeshift beds.

“It’s almost dark. Let’s leave it at this for today.”

Grandpa Dao lit a fire in the doorway and looked out at the endless rain. “This is only the first day. We’ll talk more tomorrow.”

Another eerily familiar line. Fang Xiu nodded obediently.

This guy was saying the same things Lao Mian and Mai Zi once had… Would he drop dead like them too?

Everything was so strange Fang Xiu didn’t dare act rashly. He leaned at the doorway, staring through the curtain of rain toward the silhouette of Weishan.

“Do you think the Weishan Shrine is still there?” he whispered to Bai Shuangying.

“We’ll check it together in daylight,” Bai Shuangying replied, never straying from Fang Xiu’s side. “But logically, this village shouldn’t even exist.”

The God of Weishan had officially ascended, and Fang Xiu had destroyed the Weishan E. The real village had long been buried by mudslides. Not even ghosts could say what this place really was.

Fang Xiu reached out to catch some rain. He stared at the warm, glistening drops in his palm, then sniffed, and cautiously gave it a taste.

He immediately shuddered and barely suppressed a gag, spitting all the water out.

“Forget whether the shrine still exists. The Weishan E’s taboos are still active here.”

Wiping his lips, Fang Xiu muttered, “No wonder Dian’er least recommended this one. It’s intense.”

The good news was, they’d already experienced the beta version and knew the three taboos of the Weishan E.

The bad news was, this wasn’t the “Weishan E” at all.

……

At the village entrance of Weishan.

A’Shou stood in the rain, solemnly staring into the stormy Weishan Village. From the deserted settlement to the sunless skies above.

As night fell deeper, she turned her gaze toward the shrine.

The lights were still on over there, bustling with activity. Shadows that looked human passed by her silently. She couldn’t see their faces—they were neither human nor evil spirits.

She followed one carefully, watching it for a long time, and barely made out its form.

These humanoid creatures were covered head to toe in black words, like dolls stitched with black thread. Each line was a thread, each word a stitch.

A’Shou squinted to read the blurry embroidery and made out a line:

[A’Shou stood in the rain, solemnly staring into the stormy Weishan Village.]

…What?

She shook her head and looked again.

If her heart could beat, it would’ve skipped. The text had changed. And now it felt even more ominous:

[If her heart could beat, it would’ve skipped.]

[The text had changed.]

[Something was deeply wrong. The Immortal Encounter E was more dangerous than she had imagined, A’Shou thought.]


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Help Ch129

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 129: Vague Legend

Ghost Immortal A’Shou stood before the wooden rack, carefully placing the completed report into one of the compartments. She looked up at the seemingly endless wall of documents and nearly sighed again.

This was the sixth time Fang Xiu had left his name here. Maybe that red-robed scholar really would make it through all eight rituals and earn a wish.

Who knew what that kid would wish for? If it was within karmic bounds, maybe he’d wish to smuggle that seductive ghost back to the world of the living…

Thinking back on how those two acted like conjoined twins, A’Shou couldn’t help but reach under her veil and wipe her face bitterly.

Still, after clearing her head with a walk around the Shrine of All E’s, her thinking had become much sharper.

According to Dian’er, Fang Xiu had already picked his fellow Disaster Resolver teams for the next ritual. Coincidentally, or not, they were all Guishan Sect members.

Considering that guy’s shady… no, “lively” past behavior, those people were basically equivalent to meat rolls in Bai Shuangying’s hotpot. Clearly, he was planning another “no survivors but me” storyline.

But Fang Xiu hadn’t picked the E yet. Maybe she could use the chance to nudge him a little. Since he was going to investigate the Great God of Calamity, it was best to provide him with enough background.

Intervening directly would be too obvious. But guiding him to understand the Great God of Calamity better…

A’Shou turned away from the rack storing ritual records and walked to the opposite shelf. This rack also had no end, but the scrolls stored in its compartments were sparse, giving off a lonely feel.

As A’Shou reached toward it, Dian’er shuddered. “My Lady, you—”

The “E’s” on this shelf were all “Sealed E’s”. Due to their extreme danger, they were excluded from the karma furnace and could only be assigned manually.

As far as Dian’er knew, these E’s were usually reserved for the eighth ritual. Thousands of Disaster Resolvers had come and gone, and those who could resolve one were one in ten thousand.

“Fang Xiu is the best Disaster Resolver we have. Even I can’t fully understand his methods, which makes this appropriate,” A’Shou said calmly, her tone cold and harsh.

“But, but he’s already on his seventh ritual, my Lady. According to the rules, we could assign it for his eighth ritual…” Dian’er was sweating profusely.

It clearly saw Fang Xiu’s murderous intentions toward the other teams. But this type of “Sealed E” usually required total cooperation from all participants.

This team composition was all wrong!

It had finally caught a high-quality project. How could it just sit back and watch it fall apart?

A’Shou chuckled softly and tapped the scroll with her hand, which was slightly larger than a normal human’s. “Just include this as one of the options. The choice is his. If he doesn’t pick it, I won’t break the rules.”

Dian’er accepted the scroll with tearful resignation. But no amount of lamenting could override a direct order from a superior.

There was no comfort at all. Who didn’t know that this human surnamed Fang was reckless beyond belief?

A few hours later.

Fang Xiu, reckless as ever, said, “Hey, this one looks interesting.”

He had flipped to the “Sealed E” Dian’er had deliberately placed at the end. His eyes lit up like he was ordering food at a restaurant.

Dian’er instantly teleported to his side, speaking urgently. “If you look at the description, this one’s the most dangerous…”

“But it’s also the E most closely connected to the ‘Great God of Calamity’.”

Fang Xiu ran a hand over the information sheet. “Look, it says: ‘Of ancient origin, aligned with heaven and earth. Worshipped by the people, mindful of the will of the ancients.’ …This thing sounds kind of sacred.”

Dian’er: “It’s written vaguely because the Underworld lacks detailed records. Why not check out a different one? I even drew out the full form for you—”

“What’s the point of playing by the walkthrough?” Fang Xiu blinked.

“That’s not the point,” Dian’er tried to reason. “You have to think about your teammates. The eighth ritual is always hard. This seventh one is a good time to adjust the pace. Just think…”

Fang Xiu glanced over at Cheng Songyun and Guan He, not bothering to lower his voice. “From the moment I arrived here, I’ve only acted on my own judgment.”

“If I respect someone, I’ll try to take care of them. But I won’t change my choices just for their safety.”

Afraid of being accused of stirring up discord, Dian’er shook its head quickly. “That’s not what I meant! Really! I just… maybe consider your seductive ghost…”

Fang Xiu paused briefly when Bai Shuangying was mentioned. “Relax. I’ll take care of him. At the very least, I won’t let him die before me.”

Like Underworld I’ll relax, you stubborn lunatic! Dian’er was fuming.

Meanwhile, Cheng Songyun and Guan He had heard everything clearly, yet both looked completely unbothered. Guan He even broke off a piece of meat bun and fed it to the black dog romping around the courtyard.

Noticing Dian’er’s resentful gaze, Guan He shrugged. “Without Fang Ge, I wouldn’t have survived past the third ritual.”

“These rituals are life-and-death. Expecting someone to protect you unconditionally is just shameless.”

Cheng Songyun’s take was simpler. “The Guishan Sect wants to use the Great God of Calamity for evil. So if we study it more, it’s a good thing.”

Seeing the two humans completely unconcerned, Dian’er desperately looked to Bai Shuangying for support. But the white-robed ghost was frozen, his entire spirit seemed to have left his body.

What a timid ghost. Was he scared stiff?

Failing to persuade anyone, Dian’er’s paper face crinkled with deep wrinkles. It sighed and noted down “Meeting the Immortal E” as the selected option, utterly despondent. “Since you’ve picked this… how much do you know about the ‘Great God of Calamity’?”

Fang Xiu poured himself a cup of tea. “I was about to ask you that. Why do both the Underworld and the Guishan Sect call it the ‘Great God of Calamity’? Who copied who?”

Next to him, Bai Shuangying didn’t move a hair or a sleeve.

But Dian’er, in its bad mood, didn’t notice anything unusual. “We’re not too sure. I suppose they adopted the Underworld’s term.”

Fang Xiu stared at him for a moment. “Before coming here, I didn’t know anything about that ‘Great God of Calamity’ plan. It’s just—”

“Just?”

“As far as I know, the spiritual totem of the Guishan Sect has always been Xushan…” Fang Xiu cleared his throat and began explaining calmly.

Xushan was the largest mountain range in the world, vast in area.

Its interior was extremely dangerous, home to large stretches of untouched forest. It was considered a “forbidden zone” for humans. Even in modern times, people had only explored its outer edges and never ventured into its core.

The mountain in the first ritual, Weishan, was one of the outermost peaks of Xushan. Weishan Village was a remote mountain village. Most of the surroundings of Xushan were similar.

“It’s said that near the end of the Kui Dynasty, Zhuang Guiqu sealed a terrifying evil spirit within Xushan and became a so-called ‘half-immortal’. He later disappeared in Xushan, and they claim he ascended.”

“The current Guishan Sect says they inherited Zhuang Guiqu’s legacy.”

“So compared to ‘Xushan’, the true holy land where their founder became an immortal, that imperial tomb from before isn’t even worth mentioning.”

Fang Xiu’s tone was like a museum guide. Calm, practiced, as though he’d gone over this many times in his head.

Guan He stopped feeding the dog. Cheng Songyun listened with full focus.

“What’s the connection between Xushan and the ‘Great God of Calamity’?” she asked seriously.

“Since even the Underworld confirmed it, the ‘Great God of Calamity’ is probably the spirit Zhuang Guiqu sealed in Xushan.”

Fang Xiu shrugged, clearly uninterested in this part. “Cultists say all sorts of things. According to them, the sealed spirits in Xushan could fill a whole fantasy epic.”

“If they’re calling on the ‘Great God of Calamity’ for support, it must be the strongest among them.”

He finished and stared meaningfully at Dian’er.

Dian’er fumbled and sputtered nonsense. “Speaking of the Great God of Calamity, uh… honestly, the Underworld doesn’t have many records either. From what we know, yes, it’s definitely powerful.”

“Ahem, from how much you know about the Guishan Sect, we thought you were an expert…”

Useless. Fang Xiu silently looked away.

“I really don’t know their full plan. It’s like when you intend to kill—um, ‘handle’ someone, you don’t care what they’re having for dinner.”

He admitted freely, “From Mei Lan’s situation, I gather that the plan is only shared among their upper ranks. I just want to see if there’s anything I can exploit.”

That was the truth.

Fang Xiu didn’t believe in “waiting for the enemy to transform”. He preferred strangling threats in their cradle rather than politely watching their plans succeed. This current probe was just on a sudden whim… or from the heart.

But to Fang Xiu’s surprise, the Underworld was unusually concerned with this ritual yet knew remarkably little about the “Great God of Calamity”. The lack of knowledge was almost suspicious.

And Bai Shuangying, too, was evasive, clearly reluctant to discuss it.

…Things were getting interesting.

Hopefully this “Immortal Encounter E”, said to be closely tied to the Xushan seal, would give him an answer.

Wait a minute.

Was it really written that it was tied to the Xushan seal? Why had he assumed that?

Fang Xiu flipped back to the paper. He suddenly found the antique script unfamiliar. The words wobbled in front of him, making his stomach churn.

He forced himself to keep reading. The characters crawled around, but their meanings shot straight into his brain like bullets.

[The Immortal ■■■ E originates from the ■■■ Great God of Calamity, whose ■■■■■■.]

[The Immortal Encounter E originates from the sealed ■■■, whose ■■■ whereabouts are unknown.]

[The Immortal Encounter E originates from the sealed Great God of Calamity, whose current whereabouts are unknown.]

The text yanked at his nerves, trying to convince him the sentences were ordinary, describing well-known facts. If a sane reader saw them, maybe it would’ve worked.

Unfortunately, like the latest virus unable to infect an ancient buggy operating system, Fang Xiu’s mind was too messed up. He’d just been hammered by the Grave-Sealing E. He wasn’t “sane”.

So he calmly watched the words perform their little act, quietly moved but unwilling to accept.

Now he was sure of two things:

First, “Great God of Calamity” was definitely not the original Underworld term. Someone had tampered with it.

Second, the Great God of Calamity was even more powerful than he had imagined. A high-quality bargaining chip.

Excellent. Fang Xiu cracked his knuckles in anticipation.

No matter the outcome, his ghost was in for a feast this time.


The author has something to say:

Xiao Bai: What if the promised main course gets canceled?

Then of course we’ll replace it with something just as tasty!


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Help Ch128

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 128: Main Course Arrangement

In the darkness, a single red candle flickered. Around it, a hundred or so candle stubs melted together, standing in nearly infinite shadows. From the candle flames came the sound of rhythmic breathing.

“Three of our fellow brothers and sisters souls have returned to the mountain.” Cen Ling’s sorrowful voice came from within the red candle.

This was a “private chatroom” split off from the “Disaster Relief Tower Forum”. To avoid detection by the Underworld, Cen Ling rebuilt it randomly each time.

Even so, they tacitly avoided talking about their plans, only sharing ritual experiences and personnel losses.

“What about that Fang Xiu?” a middle-aged woman’s voice responded.

“Still alive. I’ve locked onto the red and white figures. Fang Xiu is likely one of them.”

Cen Ling accurately described the appearances of “Bai Shuangying” and “Hong Shuangxi”, and found himself irritated. After a full ritual, he realized he didn’t understand Fang Xiu’s abilities much at all.

Bai Shuangying had always hovered outside the group, so Cen Ling hadn’t actually seen him fight. Hong Shuangxi had been brainwashed by the Grave-Sealing E and used its powers throughout.

All he knew was that Hong Shuangxi had managed to resist the E’s influence somehow. From this, all he could really conclude was that “Hong Shuangxi has a strong will”.

Come to think of it, it didn’t really matter which of the two was Fang Xiu.

He could clearly sense the ambiguity between them—it wasn’t just fooling around or casual fun. It was something more complicated and serious. To kill Fang Xiu, it would be best to eliminate them both together.

“There are three… no, two others in their team. One is a woman in her forties or fifties, the other a teenage boy. And there’s a strange little black dog. If any of you encounter this group, stay alert.”

“Are they really one team?” For a Disaster Resolver outside the metaphysics circle, that many people seemed unusual.

“I’m sure. If she didn’t know ‘Fang Xiu’, Mei Lan wouldn’t have planned her actions that way. When she was still in the sect, she was known for being discreet and cautious, and managed her projects with perfect order.”

Cen Ling explained without any airs. When he said “Mei Lan”, there was a note of disdain in his voice. Even though his words were positive, his tone made it sound like he was talking about filth.

Another man growled, “What a pity. After this loss, they won’t dare provoke you again. If only we had a chance to meet him…”

Cen Ling cut in softly, “They might not be scared.”

“If Fang Xiu only wanted to complete the rituals, Mei Lan wouldn’t have risked her life to expose my methods. She was sure Fang Xiu and I would cross paths again.”

“Then you—”

“Have Dian Shisi pass a message to the ghost immortals. Tell them I want a break. Don’t assign me to any rituals for the time being. You all carry on as usual.”

Cen Ling said calmly, “I have a feeling Fang Xiu will come to me on his own.”

……

“No familiar faces.”

Fang Xiu leaned against Bai Shuangying, crunching on a candy ball. “It’s not the right time, and that place isn’t right either.”

Bai Shuangying gave him a silent look that clearly said, “So you do know it’s dangerous.”

Fang Xiu completely ignored his ghost’s judgmental stare and kept flipping through the love-filled packet of documents Dian’er had prepared. It included two thick booklets—one listing available teams, the other listing ritual targets.

To make Fang Xiu’s choice easier, the team list even put the ones with previous good relations at the top. But Fang Xiu didn’t even glance at them before flipping past.

The red-robed troublemaker skimmed through the names one by one, his brow alternating between relaxed and furrowed. Finally, he exhaled a long breath and wrote down two Disaster Resolver teams. Their combined size came to a surprising eight people.

Bai Shuangying: “?”

“I’ve heard of all of them. Each one will taste different.” Fang Xiu offered kindly. “Perfect for your appetizer, main course, and dessert. Let’s go with something exotic.”

Bai Shuangying gave a noncommittal grunt, deciding to treat it like a light, healthy meal. No matter what these people had to offer, none would ever be as delicious as Fang Xiu.

Then Bai Shuangying realized something. “Only two teams. How will you split it into three courses?”

“The main course is arranged separately,” Fang Xiu chuckled.

“You?”

“…No. Something else.”

Bai Shuangying nodded, not hiding the disappointment on his face.

The disappointment was so strong that even by nightfall, as Fang Xiu fell asleep, Lord Bai still looked a bit wistful. With that kind of reluctant “I don’t want to eat out” frustration, he stood alone before the Shrine of All E’s.

He’d only wanted to take a walk near the shrine while Fang Xiu slept. But apparently he wasn’t the only ghost wandering around. Just as he was about to spar with the shrine’s sealing chains, the person with the key came to him instead.

Ghost Immortal A’Shou approached slowly, stopping at the temple gates.

She gently touched the layers of chains and sighed beneath her veil. Then she deftly sliced her wrist, unlocking the gate with a wisp of blood smoke, and stepped inside.

Bai Shuangying swiftly used his main body advantage to slither in behind her.

Inside the seemingly infinite shrine, A’Shou dropped like free fall before suddenly stopping on a specific level—everything looked just like it had on their last visit. The rough white porcelain statue, nearly three meters tall. The white jade shrine holding ghost contracts. The glittering golden beast used for suppression.

The only difference was that the ghost contract inside the shrine appeared to have spontaneously combusted, leaving several unsightly scorch marks. The porcelain statue, meanwhile, was covered in a dense network of crack-like fish scales.

“I failed to guard your cup,” A’Shou murmured as she touched the charred shrine, her voice full of sorrow. “I failed to guard the Tower too.”

Neither the shrine nor the statue responded.

“If we still can’t find anything in Xushan, what am I supposed to do?”

A’Shou muttered, “For the seal to look undamaged from outside, the problem must be inside. Back then, the living and dead worked together to create this seal—someone must’ve betrayed us. Reporting it recklessly could spook the enemy… A thousand years have passed, and it’s still a mess.”

Exactly.

Bai Shuangying couldn’t help nodding along.

Of course, his headache wasn’t about the seal. It was about what he’d do if his human actually found something at Xushan. When it came to “absolutely can’t fool Fang Xiu”, the Lord Bai had absolute confidence.

After the tomb ritual, Bai Shuangying had completely lost any thought of polluting Fang Xiu in an emergency. Now, facing this human, he was the most sincerely honest existence in the world regardless of life or death.

Half a step away, A’Shou continued muttering at the shrine. “Maybe I should just tell Fang Xiu the truth and ask for his help openly…”

Bai Shuangying tensed up.

“…But I don’t fully understand that human either. What if he’s the reincarnation of Zhuang Guiqu? That’d make things even messier.”

Bai Shuangying slowly relaxed.

“Or maybe I should talk to his contracted ghost? At least that one works under the Underworld, so it could be helpful…”

Discussing how to seal the “Great God of Calamity” with the God of Calamity himself? Bai Shuangying glanced at her with a touch of pity.

“…But that seductive ghost wears his heart on his sleeve. Fang Xiu is far too sharp—he’ll see through it instantly,” A’Shou mumbled.

Honestly, Bai Shuangying would rather hear her talk about reinforcing the seal.

“Haa.”

Humans were too much trouble. Both great evil spirits, one in the open and one in the shadows, sighed at the same time.

Melancholy aside, Bai Shuangying took the opportunity to inspect the shrine’s condition. From what he could see, the seal still looked intact—all the E’s extended chains of karma, the ends fading into the void, appearing solid and stable.

Only Bai Shuangying knew that over thirty thousand of those “solid” chains had already broken.

How had the Guishan Sect managed that?

At the same moment, Fang Xiu opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling.

He’d woken up within seconds of his ghost slipping out. By now he was used to wrapping his limbs around Bai Shuangying in his sleep. The sensation was hard to describe, but very distinct. Not feeling that cool, slick texture made it hard to sleep.

Oh well. He’d gone to talk with the Underworld by himself not long ago. Now Bai Shuangying wanted some time alone so he couldn’t really complain.

Fang Xiu rubbed the little black dog snoring at the foot of the bed, then jumped down and grabbed some paper and a pen to draft a plan. But he’d barely written a few lines when Bai Shuangying crept back in, slipping through the crack in the door.

Fang Xiu: “…”

Bai Shuangying’s true form that was flattened: “…”

“That was quick,” Fang Xiu greeted casually.

If he didn’t know better, he’d think Bai Shuangying just stepped out for a bathroom break.

Bai Shuangying closed the door and slowly resumed his human form. “…Yes.”

His face clearly showed, “How did you wake up already?”

Fang Xiu grinned. “The Shrine of All E’s?”

“Yes,” Bai Shuangying replied without energy.

“It’s a good place,” Fang Xiu said while chewing on the end of his pen. “Say, if you got free from the Tower’s suppression, could you overturn the Underworld?”

Now that’s what you call a casual conversation topic.

Recently Lord Bai had started to feel he might be a bit too conservative. In comparison, A Shou’s frustrations seemed almost sad.

“I know you want to destroy the world,” Fang Xiu explained, “but there are plenty of ways to do that. Humans are good at it too. I want a more precise answer.”

“Not sure.”

Bai Shuangying tried his best to be vague. “I’ve never tried. I don’t have that kind of grudge against the Underworld.”

In fact, he actually could do it. But his hatred toward the Underworld wasn’t deep enough. If he did go on a rampage, his first goal would be to destroy the Disaster Relief Tower.

Fang Xiu didn’t seem surprised. He nodded and scratched a few more notes.

“Just in case, let me ask first. Do you have any connection to the ‘Great God of Calamity’?”

Bai Shuangying used every ounce of strength to stay calm. “I’ve only recently heard that name.”

Luckily, the room lighting was dim. Fang Xiu just yawned and kept writing, humming cheerfully.

Bai Shuangying finally couldn’t help leaning over silently.

Fang Xiu tilted his head up and ran his hand through Bai Shuangying’s drooping black hair. “The core of the Guishan Sect’s plan is the ‘Great God of Calamity’. If we weaken it in time, they won’t be able to stir up trouble in the world.”

Bai Shuangying repeated slowly, “Weaken the ‘Great God of Calamity’.”

“It’s still sealed for now. The Underworld’s keeping a close eye on it. This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance.”

Fang Xiu tapped his pen against the page, deep in thought. “I’m wondering… can we drag a bit of it out and feed it to you?”

Bai Shuangying: “…”

…Help.


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Is this where the title came from? The last line? Lol.


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