A Contract Between Enemies Ch19

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 19: Chanter of Flesh

“I’ll go in first.”

When Myss’s name was called, Salaar passionately cut in line.

The mustached man keeping order at the door: “Huh?”

Salaar: “I’m in a hurry to use the restroom. If I miss my time slot, Lord Fabian would have to wait for me.”

The mustachioed man flipped through the list and saw that Salaar was last. They certainly couldn’t keep Lord Fabian waiting, so he readily agreed.

Salaar straightened his collar. As he walked past Myss, he tilted his head with meaningful intent.

While Myss lacked common sense, he wasn’t stupid. When it came to serious matters, the Demon Lord knew how to show restraint. For example, at this moment Myss quietly met his gaze and said nothing more.

Salaar stepped into the room and gently closed the heavy wooden door.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Salaar. May the cycle remain unbroken.”

Hearing that name made Fabian smile slightly. Then he gazed into Salaar’s blue eyes for a while.

“Please stand at the center of the circle and don’t move. The duration of the exorcism depends on your constitution. It won’t exceed five minutes at most.”

“By the God of Cadence above, may the cycle remain unbroken.”

Salaar swiftly sorted through his recollections and responded naturally. “Thank you for the explanation. During the ritual, do I need to remain silent?”

“No need. You can think of it as a physical checkup,” Fabian said with a calm tone. “As long as you don’t leave the center of the circle, even singing is fine.”

Salaar obediently went to the center of the circle.

The center was pleasantly warm. It felt as if he were stepping into a hot spring and every pore loosened.

Those fine threads of magic bored into his body, and Salaar took a moment to savor the sensation. The blessing spell was trying to merge into his magic in order to enter his magic circuits and filter out impurities.

However, that power and Salaar’s power were like oil and water and couldn’t merge at all. From Fabian’s perspective, Salaar’s magic itself was an oversized impurity.

Without changing his expression, Salaar dispersed the foreign magic and resolved the blessing spell. The whole process flowed smoothly, like wiping dust from a window lattice.

From what he observed, once the circle began operating, Fabian had nothing more to do. The old man only needed to replenish the circle’s power at intervals. He didn’t need to chant the entire time and wouldn’t notice this small anomaly.

By his count, he still had about five minutes. That was… more than enough.

As he had told Myss, this was a rare chance. He could make full use of the Demon Lord’s new discovery.

Recalling the look of satisfaction when Myss had shared that discovery, Salaar let one corner of his mouth lift. Then he briskly rolled up his left sleeve.

For this moment he had worn a loose linen shirt on purpose. He pushed the sleeve to the shoulder, baring the elegant length of his left arm.

Under Fabian’s puzzled gaze, Salaar’s right hand slowly brushed across the skin of his left arm.

With the sound of flesh turning, six milky-white tendons rapidly grew. Like sprouting plants they pierced through the skin, stretching from Salaar’s left shoulder to his left palm, their bases anchored in faintly quivering flesh.

Salaar extended his left arm slightly, and those strange tendons went taut, forming a shape somewhat like… six strings of a lute.

Salaar lowered his eyes and tilted his head slightly to the left. His posture was exceedingly gentle, as if cuddling an invisible lover or cradling a child who didn’t exist.

Framed by that black hair and the dark blue cast of his eyes, he looked like a wraith half hidden in a chilly sea mist. Strikingly handsome and equally dangerous.

Fabian was about to speak in shocked inquiry when Salaar laid his right hand on the strings.

“Come, Mina. Calibration is complete,” he said with a smile. “This time let me assist you.”

Before his words finished, the strings took on a faint wash of pink.

Salaar’s fingertips glided, and soft notes rose and fell lightly through the room. Mina’s magical fluctuations were caught and magnified by the melody and flowed around Fabian like the wind.

After a heartbeat of confusion, tears rolled down Fabian’s cheeks in large drops and soaked into his white beard.

“Ah, Mother…” He stood up unsteadily and stretched out both hands, his clouded eyes fixed on Salaar.

“Look at me. Look at what I have achieved now… I know you will be proud of me.”

Salaar plucked the warm strings of flesh and blood. The tone was winding and gentle, like murmured whispers. Fabian wept like a child and confided in a mother seen only in his mind.

“Yes, I have always overseen Rosha’s Magibase Summoning Ritual and never had an accident… I still remember the day you took me to attend a ritual…”

“Something memorable at the ritual? Not recently… Ten years ago? Ha, there was something odd ten years ago…”

Fabian kept sniffling and his words tumbled about. Even so, Salaar quickly put the story in order.

In this world there are a very few so-called “Chosen Ones” who can use magic before receiving a Magibase.

People generally believe that such children have extraordinary magical talent and can summon exceptionally powerful Magibase.

Ten years ago in Rosha’s Lower City, there was one such child.

Her name was Scintilla. Back then many big names in the Upper City took notice of her and she received considerable support. Unfortunately, her performance at the Magibase Summoning Ritual fell short. She summoned only a caterpillar.

After that the important people withdrew their kindness. Rumor had it that Scintilla couldn’t accept the sudden change in her prospects. She fell seriously ill, grew quiet and withdrawn, and gradually vanished from public view.

…Aside from this small episode, the records of Rosha’s rituals are plain and unremarkable and not worth mentioning.

The music cut off. Mina’s magical resonance dispersed at once and failed to touch Fabian in the slightest.

The wound on Salaar’s left arm healed rapidly. The overgrown tendons and flesh lost their anchor, sloughed away like scabs, and were then cleared completely by magic.

At the same time, a warm wind of brilliant gold brushed away the old man’s memories and tears, like a mother’s hand saying farewell.

Fabian’s eyes became vacant again, as if startled awake from a dream, and exactly five minutes had passed.

“Ah… forgive me, child. I think I nodded off for a moment.”

The old man tightened his throat and wore the look of someone who had woken from a beautiful dream, both nostalgic and relieved.

“May you find a brief moment of peace,” Salaar said softly. “There’s no need to dwell on it. Being able to receive your exorcism and consecration was already my honor.”

Fabian nodded and smiled again. For some reason, his smile was much more relaxed this time.

“Don’t worry. Just quietly erase Fabian’s magic and then come find me,” he whispered to Myss after leaving the room.

……

“By ‘excellent opportunity’ you meant asking Fabian directly?”

Myss had passed the exorcism and consecration with ease, and he was heading to the Hammer Tavern with Salaar.

Salaar: “Yes. I made a small use of Mina’s aura so Fabian would trust me completely. If you hadn’t identified Mina’s magical traits, it wouldn’t have gone so smoothly.”

That was right. Thanks to himself. Salaar did have some discernment.

Myss hummed. “So what did you learn?”

“A child named Scintilla.”

Salaar rubbed his chin. “Scintilla had astonishing talent. She could use magic before summoning a Magibase, so she received quite a lot of support from the Upper City. I would guess she also had decent educational backing.”

“Yet ten years ago she failed at the Magibase Summoning Ritual and then disappeared from view.”

“A magical prodigy, a decent educational background, a ritual ten years ago. Does that sound familiar?”

It did sound a bit like “Patience”. Myss said, “What about her mother?”

“Not sure. That is exactly what we need to confirm,” Salaar said. “Luckily we happen to have a good connection.”

After a moment’s thought, Myss realized he meant Hailey and Huey.

Scintilla had once been a Lower City celebrity and had attended the Summoning Ritual with Hailey. Those two were certain to know something.

At this hour Hailey would be at the Hammer Tavern. On her days off she had been working there part time as a waitress, so they could see her shortly.

Excellent, Myss thought. If Scintilla was Patience, they could investigate Scintilla directly and give up participating in the Magibase Summoning Ritual. That way the bird-beaked demon wouldn’t immediately trouble them.

But would things really go that smoothly?

After all the highs and lows before his unsealing, Myss had a bit of trauma when it came to the word “smooth”.

Facts proved the Demon Lord’s jitters weren’t without cause—

“Scintilla? I haven’t seen her in a long time.”

Hailey hesitated, her expression somewhat complicated. “Her health isn’t good. She’s always in a daze and rarely goes out. We’re the same age, but we’re not really close. She hardly speaks to anyone.”

“In earlier years she would sometimes edit letters for people or go to the Upper City to buy and sell used books. Later she stopped going out altogether. No one knows how she gets by.”

She pursed her lips and added quietly, “But there are lights on at her place every night, so she should be all right.”

Salaar: “I heard she took part in the summoning ritual ten years ago, the same year as you.”

Hailey nodded. “I remember that. But we were too young then. I only remember she summoned a caterpillar. For the details you would have to ask my uncle.”

“When would Mr. Huey be free?”

Hailey hesitated for a moment. “I don’t know, but he shouldn’t be here right now.”

“A priest just came by to ask about Scintilla. Mr. Hammer didn’t know her address. I wanted to lead the way, but he turned me down. The priest said that was work for adults.”

“So I recommended my uncle and said he could help… The priest was carrying a Kingdom Religious Certificate. If something happened to him in the Lower City, it would be trouble for everyone.”

Salaar’s eyebrow twitched. “A priest?”

“Yes. Very tall and very polite. Why are you all looking for Scintilla? Did something happen to her?”

“Nothing, there’s just a document that needs her confirmation,” Salaar said with a soothing smile. “Please tell me her address. A simple sketch map will do.”

Outside the window, a crow perched quietly on the eaves, its pupils reflecting the blood-red sunset.


The author has something to say:

Saint Salaar’s skill set isn’t all that holy.

He’s somewhat of an unorthodox bard.

Myss: Got it. No wonder you told me not to trust bards. Turns out it was professional rivalry. (x


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Escape From the Asylum Ch157

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 157

Beneath the grey sky, Xu Yang was kept at gunpoint by Little Dragon the entire time.

Completely unafraid, he walked right up to Zhou Qian, repeated his question, and then looked at Bai Zhou with curiosity. “He doesn’t know—so you don’t know either?”

Bai Zhou’s tall and slender body stood in the valley. Een his gaze seemed veiled in the same pallid grey as the sky.

He looked at Xu Yang and calmly countered, “Why should I know?”

“You killed Xie Huai years ago,” Xu Yang said. “Shouldn’t you be very familiar with this game?”

Bai Zhou shook his head indifferently. “I never killed him.”

“No way, but the rumors—” Xu Yang scrutinized Bai Zhou for a moment, deep in thought.

“Rumors aren’t necessarily true. And what the Peach Blossom Legion is looking for here may not be what you want,” Bai Zhou replied.

“How do you know what I want? Are you saying—wait a sec—”

Xu Yang laughed, glancing back and forth between Bai Zhou and Zhou Qian. “I get it. You two are singing in duet, trying to pump me for information, right? Well, you’re already dead men in my eyes, so why not tell you—

“This is a god-selection game. The system evaluates every stat a player has and offers a direction—let’s say a path—to whoever it deems suitable, and that path leads to the Divine Realm.”

On hearing this, Zhou Qian instinctively turned to meet Bai Zhou’s eyes.

—The system had been deliberately opening hidden-quest instances to Zhou Qian all along. Could it be that gathering every element from the seven-day creation myth would piece together a trail that leads to this so-called Divine Realm?

Did such a realm really exist?

A sudden thought made Zhou Qian chuckle in a private-chat whisper to Bai Zhou: “A scoundrel like me, chosen by a god?”

Without waiting for Bai Zhou to answer, he muttered to himself, “Mm, I suppose it’s possible. Of all the ‘gods’ inside this game’s many instances, plenty aren’t exactly benevolent.”

Bai Zhou gave Zhou Qian a long, deep look. “Once we get out of here, find Shao Chuan. He should clear up a lot. Xie Huai was created by Shao Chuan and killed by Shao Chuan.”

“When Shao Chuan killed Xie Huai… it was about the same time he made you a god-level player. So most people think you killed Xie Huai.”

Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes, suddenly looking vicious. “That Shao Chuan—dirty move. Not only did he stick you with the hate, I have a feeling the aggro on me is his doing too.”

Xu Yang could see their expressions shift yet heard no words—clearly they were using a private-chat item.

Staring at the two, Xu Yang continued, “Who else could create a game—or system—like this? Only a god. Through this game the gods are picking people who can reach the Divine Realm. For those it favors, it deliberately opens instances and guides them.

“For the ones it hasn’t noticed yet—or doesn’t like—well, they have to fight for themselves. Take me: if it won’t come to me, I’ll chase it down myself! In this life I will reach the Divine Realm, no matter the method or the cost!”

With that, Xu Yang turned and strode off with his five subordinates.

“Hold up—” Zhou Qian suddenly called after him. “You’re leaving one guy behind.”

When Xu Yang looked back, Zhou Qian pointed at Qi Liuxing and smiled. “He’s in your purple faction, you know.”

Xu Yang’s gaze at Zhou Qian was downright baffling. Qi Liuxing’s too.

Meeting Qi Liuxing’s eyes, Zhou Qian seemed to read the question in them—Don’t kill Xu Yang?

Qi Liuxing quickly caught on, said nothing more, and—with sword in hand—walked to Xu Yang’s side.

He had three reasons: first, to link up with Hidden Blade and the others and report what happened; second, to dig for intel; and third—and most importantly—not killing Xu Yang meant leaving him to fight the Peach Blossom Legion.

Xu Yang said to Zhou Qian, “You’re really sending him after us? Fine, you guessed it: I can’t switch to another wristband color yet, so for now I won’t go after your teammates. But ‘for now’ doesn’t mean forever. You think you’re using me, but you’re shoving your friends into the fire—

“The three of them will be surrounded by my whole army. Even if they get tons of intel from us… do you really think they’ll get out unharmed?”

Zhou Qian found that delightful.

If Xu Yang had multiple other-color wristbands and his escorts were all loyalists, he could simply kill Qi Liuxing once they rejoined the main force, unseen by others.

Normally Xu Yang would think of that and use it to threaten or mock him.

But apparently Zhou Qian’s repeated jabs had Xu Yang so riled up he missed it and ran with his own logic instead.

Which proved something vital—Xu Yang had only one other-color wristband for now. He’d save it for the final moment to betray the purple faction and slaughter most teammates, not waste it on little Qi Liuxing.

While he and Peach Blossom were still fighting for turf, who knew how many wristbands remained unfound?

If he swapped now and killed Qi Liuxing but couldn’t find another later, he’d be stuck in purple. When purple exceeded the “max value,” he’d die with them.

Thinking this, Zhou Qian shot Xu Yang a cocky look. “Xiao Qi, he says I’m shoving you into a pit of fire. Wanna jump?”

“I’ll bring back what you want,” Qi Liuxing replied, then looked at Xu Yang. “Lead the way. You’re my boss now.”

Xu Yang: “…………”

“Zhou Qian, you’re something else—turning everyone around you into reckless gamblers. Guess we fought to get acquainted. Someday I’ll gather the corpses of you and your fanatics.”

Leaving that parting shot, Xu Yang walked off.

Once he was gone, Little Dragon hop-skipped back into Zhou Qian’s arms.

With worry on his face, he clutched Zhou Qian’s collar and whimpered twice.

“Relax, nothing to fret about.” Zhou Qian patted its head. “Xu Yang’s obnoxious, sure, but he handed us loads of intel.

“Thanks to him we can confirm that the only groups who came prepared and keep forcing others to join them are Peach Blossom and Feidu.”

The moment he finished, a new system message arrived—

[Wristband colors and counts updated: Orange – 11; Yellow – 21; Green – 25; Blue – 17; Indigo – 12; Violet – 25]

“Hmm… the only colors that never drop are green and purple. Purple’s Feidu, so green must be Peach Blossom. Finally—”

Zhou Qian lifted Little Dragon, leaned close to its ear, and said with a smile in his eyes, “Xiao Qi and the others will be fine. Xu Yang came in person to handle me and Zhou Ge. He knows I can deduce his eventual betrayal of purple from the wristband updates.

“To keep me from blurting it out and exposing him, he only dared bring his five loyalists—the ones aiming guns at us. Those five will defect with him. He’s told them long ago and promised not to kill them.

“But Feidu brought a crowd… most of them have no clue. When soldiers who worship their king learn he’s been planning to betray and kill them—what’ll they do?”

Zhou Qian’s smile grew even brighter. “And what if the system sets the ‘max value’ below seven? Xu Yang has to save himself and Xu Feiyu—that’s two slots. Out of his five henchmen, some must die.

“Actually, whether it’s under seven doesn’t matter. As long as those five believe it is. I want Qi Liuxing, Hidden Blade, and He Xiaowei to outshine their predecessor—once behind enemy lines, let them stir up a bloody storm.”

After murmuring that, he rubbed Little Dragon’s head again. “Tsk, I just realized—you’re still young. Am I teaching you bad things?”

Little Dragon shook its head hard, whimpered once, and burrowed back into his arms, tail curling round his arm.

Next instant its neck was pinched and it was lifted into the air.

Bai Zhou had walked over and grabbed it. “Let Zhou Qian rest a bit.”

Little Dragon glared back, frowning in protest.

Bai Zhou stared at it for a moment, patted its head. “Your skill points are about spent. You rest too.”

Little Dragon shook its head vigorously, but Bai Zhou pressed a finger to its brow. It instantly reverted to a scale, lying quietly in his palm.

Zhou Qian took the scale and tucked it into his pack, shaking his head. “Tsk, you and our ‘son’ don’t seem to get along.”

Bai Zhou: “He’s old enough to train on his own.”

Zhou Qian laughed and squeezed Bai Zhou’s hand. “Yeah, let him rest. I have another job for him soon.”

Glancing around, his gaze finally settled on what had been Purple Mist Mountain’s peak.

“Let’s go, Zhou Ge.”

“Where to?”

“Occupy a mountain and call myself king. You’re my one and only general.”

“Very well. It’s my honor.”

A little later, Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou retraced all the places Little Dragon had scouted.

Just as Xu Yang said, there were indeed no more weapons. Zhou Qian even removed his magazine—only three bullets left.

Clutching their sole firearm, they gathered twelve yellow wristbands, then headed straight for the mountaintop—Purple Mist Mountain’s summit.

This was the ruined Blue Harbor City now; perhaps the Demon King father-and-son tale no longer existed in this timeline.

A few green pines crowned the peak. In a starless, moonless world, no silvery moon would ever perch on their tips. Even the pines were shrouded in heaven’s ashen haze. Who knew if the city would ever regain its gaudy splendor?

Blue Harbor’s colors had always seemed too flashy, too flamboyant to many.

But Zhou Qian loved them.

Back then, through the city’s multi-colored neon, he had glimpsed the one he longed to meet from afar. They had been reunited amid that dreamlike palette.

Zhou Qian raised his eyes to the grey vault above. After fleeting memories of the city flashed by, he refocused on the current instance.

As he and Bai Zhou gathered wristbands they secretly scouted.

With Bai Zhou’s senses as a god-level player, he could tell more and more people were converging on their location—moving in perfect order, like troops on command.

Thanks to Xu Yang, Zhou Qian had a clearer grasp of his situation.

Two separate forces were indeed closing in. Before long they would encircle the area completely.

Zhou Qian knew full well that Ke Yuxiao would be among them.

He and Bai Zhou would be the fish in a barrel. When the system announced the “max value”—or even earlier—Peach Blossom and Xu Yang would both strike.

Worse yet, Zhou Qian now had no way to scout outward. His intel on the various killers inside the instance would be sharply limited.

Even so, Zhou Qian simply held Bai Zhou’s hand, as relaxed as if on a lovers’ date.

He resummoned Little Dragon—rested and with a bit of skill energy restored—and called forth the bone spirit Gao Shan. Handing some yellow wristbands to Gao Shan, Zhou Qian looked at him solemnly. “Shan Ge, here’s the rundown on this instance—”

Gao Shan said, “I’m awake. I can hear. I already know most of it. What do you want me to do?”

“Great,” Zhou Qian said. “Apart from the Peach Blossom and Feidu, most players here are unorganized. Before the system announces any rules, we’ve run into many—some just promoted to S-rank, visiting Blue Harbor for the sights, and got dragged in by accident.

“Your job is to persuade them to join me. Tell them Peach Blossom and Feidu will betray them and send them to die. I’m the only one who can keep them alive.

“My name should carry some weight now—that’s number one.

“Number two, find Hidden Blade and the others and coordinate from inside and out. Number three—”

He paused, his pupils darkened. “If you meet Yun Xiangrong… whether to convince her to come over is up to you.”


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Happy Doomsday Ch256

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 256: A Record

Underground factory, an emergency exit.

This emergency exit was so hidden, with few people nearby, that it served as a backup. Over time, people simply locked the door and completely forgot about it.

The exit itself was abandoned, by the nearby cameras were still working diligently, leaving one surveillance video after another on the memory card.

2xxx0905/00:11am

With a faint sound, the long-abandoned door slowly opened, and a head slowly poked out. The moment it met the camera’s gaze, the person grimaced and a pair of golden eyes gleamed in the darkness.

“Yibu, stop making trouble,” a young man with black eyes beside the man said helplessly.

Both of them were wearing very slim black combat uniforms. They had taken off their masks. Like a magician, the golden-eyed young man, Tang Yibu, pulled out a handkerchief and carefully wiped Ruan Xian’s forehead, then wiped off his own sweat.

“I disconnected the internet. The data of this thing can only be stored locally. Those guys can’t see anything,” Tang Yibu said happily as he kissed Ruan Xian on the forehead.

Ruan Xian didn’t dodge but pinched his face instead. “We aren’t here to play.”

Tang Yibu: “Aren’t we?”

“…I guess so.”

The two of them walked briskly across the corridor and disappeared in the increasingly bright light.

2xxx0905/02:41am

Two figures appeared in the surveillance range again.

Tang Yibu and Ruan Xian both changed into grey work uniforms that had the factory’s logo that was clearly embroidered on the front of the hat.

Ruan Xian raised his head and carefully adjusted Tang Yibu’s collar. The latter narrowed his eyes in amusement and gently rubbed his cheek against the other’s knuckles.

Of course, Tang Yibu wasn’t idle either—as soon as Ruan Xian lowered his hands, he reached out and helped Ruan Xian adjust the cap. Once he was done, he examined it for a long moment, then fine-tuned it a few millimeters, as if he was completing a work of art.

“Good,” Tang Yibu said with satisfaction. “Mr. Ruan, did you bring any food? I’m a little hungry.”

Ruan Xian helplessly rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a few chocolates he always kept. “Just bear with it for a while. I’ve booked a restaurant for lunch. It’s the one you always wanted to go to.”

Tang Yibu peeled off the candy wrapper, bit into the chocolate ball, then gave Ruan Xian another kiss—this time on the lips.

“I’m really looking forward to it!” he said happily.

Ruan Xian licked the chocolate on the corner of his mouth. “Then let’s wrap things up quickly.”

2xxx0905/03:07am

Blurred screams were heard from outside the surveillance range and a pool of blood gradually spread to the front of the camera.

Two men in work uniforms stumbled into the surveillance area. Their clothes were soaked in blood, and they looked back frantically as they ran; their breaths were heavy as if they were instilled with fear.

A shadow flashed to one of them like a beast and its palm stabbed out like a blade, cleanly piercing the man through his chest.

“Forgive me, Boss, spare me.”

Another person kneeled down as tears streamed down his face. “I was just following my superior’s orders… I had no choice… I didn’t know it was fireflies…

Tang Yibu muttered: “You didn’t know? You still have a shitty half-finished product in your pocket. And I—”

He paused for less than a second. “—I just checked the other surveillance footage. There’s a video of you taking the drug today.”

The man kicked his legs desperately and crawled backwards along the floor, his face twisted with tears.

“Actually, I don’t want to deal with this kind of hassle. I want to go on a date,” Tang Yibu grumbled. “Such a large underground processing plant for fireflies should, in theory, be managed by the government.”

“Then, let the authorities…”

“But Mr. Ruan thinks your gang is too dangerous. So the two of us decided to drop by first and have a little fun.”

Tang Yibu looked helplessly before snapping the man’s neck.

Then he shook his hand, and a drop of blood splashed on the surveillance camera, turning it into a blood-red filter.

“Mr. Ruan, you’re here—” He looked outside the surveillance area and impatiently ran away.

2xxx0905/04:55am

The firelight illuminated the dim scene. Thick smoke flowed along the ceiling and the air became increasingly turbid.

In the gradually dimming picture, two people walked leisurely towards each other, with gas masks and goggles on their faces.

“Their processing workshop is too big. It would be faster to just blow it up,” Tang Yibu commented casually.

“We have to leave evidence for the authorities,” Ruan Xian said. “They still have a large amount of flickering grass extract in the warehouse. We also need to keep the processing machines and electronic records… An explosion will be too uncontrollable.”

“In the end, only those people will burn,” Tang Yibu concluded.

“Garbage should indeed be incarnated,” Ruan Xian said calmly.

Tang Yibu sighed and had an expression that said, “I didn’t have enough fun.”

Ruan Xian instantly noticed his dissatisfaction. “I still have an assassin organization that needs to be eliminated. We can continue during the day. Don’t you love hunting the most?”

Tang Yibu didn’t answer immediately. He paced slowly between the firelight and smoke, as if he was thinking about something.

“I have an idea.” He suddenly stopped and announced seriously, “Mr. Ruan, could you take off your gas mask first?”

Ruan Xian happily did as he was told—not to mention the smoke nearby wasn’t even thick, even if the surroundings were full of poisonous gas, his body wouldn’t be affected. Wearing a gas mask wasn’t a life-saving measure, but more of an experience-enhancing measure.

Tang Yibu took a deep breath and held it. He took off his mask and kissed Ruan Xian.

…This time, it was a deep kiss.

He hugged Ruan Xian’s waist and kissed him passionately. Ruan Xian took a step back, leaned his back against the wall, and reached up with his hands to caress Tang Yibu’s neck.

While their lips and tongues were intertwined, Ruan Xian could occasionally pass breath of air to Tang Yibu, fearing that this guy would be too busy kissing and inhaling too much smoke.

“In this case, our action isn’t a night exercise, but a night date.” Five minutes later, Tang Yibu announced breathless, “It’s a great night date—”

Ruan Xian laughed and gave his lover’s cheek a hard rub.

“Yes,” he said. “A great night date.”

2xxx0905/05:00am

“It’s exactly the same as the scheduled time.”

Ruan Xian checked his watch. “The authorities should have noticed something unusual. It’s time to leave.”

“What are we having for breakfast? We already have that restaurant booked for lunch so we can’t eat too much, but we can’t skip breakfast either.” Tang Yibu’s mind was already wandering elsewhere. “Mr. Ruan, do you want to eat dumplings? Or should we get some pastries?”

Ruan Xian thought for a moment and said, “Let’s just eat some steamed buns.”

“Do you want leavened or unleavened dough, or shall we do fried buns? Meat or veggie filling? I found a place with good reviews. Their eight-treasure congee is delicious—”

Tang Yibu chattered on incessantly.

Under the watchful eye of the camera, the two men changed back into their original black combat uniforms and headed towards the emergency exit.

But before leaving the surveillance area, Tang Yibu suddenly turned back.

He stretched out his hand toward the camera. The hand grew larger and larger, eventually covering the entire screen.

2xxx0905/05:01am

The scene was pitch black.

2xxx0905/10:32am

The scene was pitch black.

2xxx0905/02:57pm

The screen flickered.

After a brief shake, a huge golden eye appeared on the screen.

“Hello,” he said cheerfully to the camera. “From today on, you’re our date souvenir number 3683!”

“I love these self-contained mementos like yours. It’s like a diary! …Hmm, the data recording and performance are both excellent. This is really great.”

The golden eye zoomed away, revealing a beautifully decorated room. It looked like a carefully designed warehouse, with each shelf filled with small items that were numbered.

“It’s a pity that your storage capacity is limited. I can’t keep you on all the time.” Tang Yibu sighed. “Let me make a diary summary.”

“We busted a firefly processing plant. It was a perfect night date!”

“The steamed buns on xxx road were delicious. Mr. Ruan likes their beef steamed buns, but he thinks they’re a little greasy. If I were to make them, I’d add more green onions. Mr. Ruan would definitely like that… Let’s try that out tomorrow.”

“At noon, Mr. Ruan took me to a restaurant I had always wanted to eat at. Their crispy suckling pig was especially delicious! Mr. Ruan liked the tofu and mushroom and ham porridge more. I didn’t expect him to like mushrooms and ham so much.”

“Let’s go home now. Mr. Ruan is going to take a shower first. I don’t think we’ll go out again today. I don’t know if the news will feature anything about the plant tonight…”

Tang Yibu muttered excitedly to the camera—even though he had all the details firmly memorized in his mind, he just wanted to speak them out loud and ruminate on them again.

“…A good day needs a good ending.” Finally, he announced, “Tonight I’m ready to…π!!!”

As Tang Yibu was gesturing excitedly, the iron bead shot out like a cannonball, its mouth wide open towards the camera. Fortunately, someone had incredible reflexes and quickly grabbed it back.

There was a crisp sound. The iron bead only bit into air and the mouth made a crackling sound.

“When did you learn to open the door?”

Tang Yibu held up the iron bead with both hands and scolded it. “You’re not allowed to eat the food here! Oh, I must remember to lock the door next time.”

The iron bead remained silent, pretending to be innocent as if nothing had happened.

“That’s all for today.” Tang Yibu held the iron bead tightly with his left arm and reached for the camera with his right hand again. “Don’t worry. I’ll remember to perform maintenance on you on schedule and ensure you’ll still be functioning properly in a hundred years.”

“Now I’m going to find Mr. Ruan,” he said solemnly. “I’ve been separated from him for one hour, twenty-six minutes, and six seconds.”

2xxx0905/06:57pm

The scene was pitch black.

…Maybe the next time it opens, a new date will be recorded. Who knows?


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch18

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 18: Kalen

“Order of Shadows? Is there such a sect?” the night watchman asked back.

In this world there are only three religions that truly count: the Church of Cadence, the Secret Garden, and the Night Listeners. The rest are all small fries. Even so, the watchman had at least heard of those small fries. 

As for this so-called Order of Shadows, he had never once heard the name.

“He has a Kingdom Religious Certificate in his hand. I checked it. It’s real,” reported the guard.

The fact he had a Kingdom Religious Certificate gave the office executor a headache.

In their country, the Kingdom of Aufon, the Church of Cadence holds absolute dominance.

The royal family granted the Church of Cadence the authority to oversee religion. Other faiths must receive its recognition before they can obtain the Kingdom Religious Certificate. In other words, anyone who holds such a certificate is a legitimate cleric endorsed by the Church of Cadence.

“Let him in,” the executor said, pinching the bridge of his nose.

After he saw the visitor’s face, the executor’s mood improved a little.

The priest was very young, about twenty-five. His looks were above average, and his bearing put people at ease.

His flax-colored short hair was slightly wavy, neat and clean, and his eyes were a very pale aquamarine. A gentle smile graced his features, and his gaze was warm, like a soft woolen blanket by the hearth in winter.

The executor’s expression eased.

His eyes skimmed over the man’s tidy black clothes and the bone-white matched rings on both middle fingers. Good. Young, yet plainly dressed. Not one of those showy charlatans at a glance.

“What’s your name?” he asked with a measure of friendliness.

“Kalen. No family name. From Atra.”

Priest Kalen placed one hand lightly to his chest. “May His Veil shroud you, unseen and unharmed.”

So that was it, a commoner cleric from a neighboring country.

“Unseen and unharmed,” the executor replied with practiced ease. “Father Kalen, you said you have leads on the ‘Lower City plague’?”

“Yes.” Kalen sighed softly. “I saw it with my own eyes in the Lower City…”

…Father Kalen gave a precise description of two men. One with striking gray-white long hair, the other with black hair and blue eyes, adept at spellcasting. The gray-haired man spread the plague with his own hands and hastened its infection.

However, according to Kalen, no remains were left. Everyone else present had been struck by memory magic and remembered nothing at all. The whole matter was as unreal as a nightmare.

After hearing Kalen’s account, the executor frowned.

“Father, even if you are a legitimate cleric, if there is no physical evidence and only your testimony, we cannot open an investigation. Are there any other witnesses? Even one would do.”

Kalen paused for an instant, then shook his head in the end.

“My lord, I fully understand your difficulty. I didn’t come to ask you to arrest anyone,” he said in a warm voice.

“Oh?” The executor raised an eyebrow.

“I heard the court mage in charge of the ritual is named Fabian. He is also a high priest of the Church of Cadence and very skilled in sacred matters. Before the ceremony begins, could you ask him to perform an individual exorcism for every staff member?”

Kalen spoke slowly, as if he wasn’t very used to this mannered way of speaking.

“…That way the filth in the shadows can be cleansed, and the children will be kept from the plague’s taint.”

The ritual’s staff? The executor thought for a moment.

Not counting the guards, there were sixteen staff members in all inside the venue.

Fabian himself, who would preside over the ritual; one “Pure Soul”; six “Holy Guards”… and eight “Disciples of Mercy”, elders of high standing who were responsible for watching over the children.

The “Disciples of Mercy” were all prominent figures in Rosha. They had long wished to befriend a high priest. Yet the Church of Cadence advocates restraint. Believers may accept banquets or gifts only under specific circumstances, so it was difficult for the two sides to interact in a proper, aboveboard way.

Father Kalen’s idea was quite good. With the right handling, this could be a win-win arrangement.

“I will report to His Lordship and discuss the matter with Lord Fabian,”

The executor cleared his throat. “Thank you for your lead, Father. On behalf of Rosha, I grant you one gold ring as a reward.”

Kalen bowed and didn’t take the gold ring on the table.

“May His Veil shroud you, unseen and unharmed,” he repeated the blessing with solemn sincerity, then he turned and walked into the night, his figure gradually swallowed by the shadows.

……

Noon the next day, at the inn where preparations for the ritual were underway.

“Exorcism and consecration?” Salaar repeated.

“Yes, yes. The notice came this morning. Lucky you,” said the mustachioed manager. “That’s a blessing from a high priest, and it will be one on one. They say it’s to ward off the plague. If I weren’t too old, I would want to find a role to play myself.”

Out of the corner of his eye, Salaar glanced at Myss. “If I remember right, exorcism and consecration include a purification phase…”

“That one is especially good for your health,” the mustachioed man said with longing.

Salaar offered a polite smile and ended the topic.

The ritual would begin the day after tomorrow. This arrangement was a little abrupt.

If his guess was right, this was very likely the work of the bird-beaked demon. For the past few days, they had gone to the inn that was preparing for the ritual, right on schedule, with their intentions as plain as day.

The “demon” was forcing them to withdraw from the Magibase summoning ritual. From the bird-beaked demon’s point of view, he and Myss were nothing but suspicious sources of contagion.

The good news: the bird-beaked demon truly had no malicious intent. He only wanted the two of them to stay away from the children, and he didn’t even wish to involve Hailey, the young eyewitness.

The bad news: between the two of them, there really might be someone who’s allergic to purification…

“I handled Barlow so cleanly. He clearly has no evidence. Humans are really unreasonable,” Myss said with displeasure after hearing Salaar’s inference.

Salaar rubbed his temples. “That’s not the point. Forget it. Do you have anything else to say?”

“Oh, I still have to kill someone,” Myss said. “Last time I only ‘assisted’ Mina’s magic. This time I want to separate the Magibase in my own way and see what happens.”

“Since the mage is coming to purify anyway, one more time won’t make a difference.”

Salaar’s look grew a touch complicated. Myss could faintly read big words on his face: “You’re hopeless.” Myss turned his head away and pretended not to notice.

“No.” Salaar stepped in front of him. “Don’t think I don’t know. You just want to get a taste of the Magibase.”

“Tsk.”

“The urgent matter is to solve the problem of the blessing.”

Salaar pondered. “Let me think. For more than twenty years, that same mage has been in charge of Rosha’s rituals. Hm. This might be an excellent opportunity.”

Myss: “An excellent opportunity to purify me?’

Salaar: “Fair point. It might actually be two excellent opportunities.”

Myss pulled out that deadly dinner fork in a threatening way.

Salaar looked at him with amusement. “The other great opportunity, you will know it when the time comes.”

The court mage Fabian worked with remarkable efficiency and arrived at the inn that very afternoon.

Fabian fit people’s image of a “mage” perfectly. He wore a crisp, elegant, religious white robe, and his long white beard was groomed with meticulous care.

Beside him Myss saw a Magibase stag. Its antlers branched in luxuriant tines, and it strolled at the old man’s side at an easy pace. Thanks to that creature, even the sunlight spilling into the room seemed a little more sacred.

“Let’s finish things here quickly and take a nap,” the stag muttered lazily to itself. “The exorcism for the Disciples of Mercy is set for after the banquet. I hope the banquet has Mamzi sweet wine. Hm…”

What a big deer. Myss stared at the stag’s plump body and suddenly remembered the rosemary venison steaks you could only get in the Upper City.

The stag shivered under his gaze, looked over in alarm and doubt, and happened to lock eyes with Myss.

“You… You rude brat,” it cried. “Lower your head.”

The reaction was too strong, and Myss couldn’t help glancing at Fabian. He found that the court mage showed no response at all and was completely unaware of his own Magibase’s unease.

How curious. These Magibase were just like their masters’ subconscious. They faithfully reflected the owner’s inner state, yet the owner knew nothing about their behavior.

“Pleased to meet you, Roasted Venison,” Myss mouthed silently at the stag.

The stag stamped hard, snorting thick and loud. “As expected, a ranger from a backwater. Low birth and lower morals.”

Myss: “Low morals? You’re mistaken.”

“Where is the mistake?” The stag lifted its head high.

Myss bared his sharp teeth. “I have no morals.”

At his side, Salaar let out an earthshaking cough.

The stag was scared out of its wits. It clip-clopped around to Fabian’s other side and tried to use the old man’s withered body as a shield. Fabian was speaking with the mustachioed manager when he suddenly broke off, his brows drawing together.

“My goodness, my lord, what’s wrong?” The mustachioed man’s voice turned syrupy, his tone obsequious to the point of absurdity.

“Nothing,” Fabian said mildly. “My magic fluctuated for an instant. This place is indeed unsanitary… Let us begin at once.”

The moment his words fell, his Magibase stag bolted in impatient flight.

The mustachioed manager cleared out the inn’s largest room to serve as a temporary exorcism chamber. The materials table was piled with salt, all kinds of herbs and essential oils, and even fresh lamb’s blood.

Fabian picked up a crystal flask and added herbs, then oils, then blood in that order. After that he took out a small vial from his pocket and dripped in a few drops of golden liquid.

Heated by flame, the murky mixture gradually turned a clear violet. A faint note of frankincense drifted through the air.

When preparations were complete, he drew a finely worked silver staff and began to chant quickly.

The Magibase stag bounded lightly about the room. The liquid in the flask flew out as if it were alive and traced a complex and beautiful giant magic circle on the floor.

All the curtains had been drawn. In the dim space, the circle shimmered with a warm white glow.

“All right.” Fabian smoothed his beard and turned to the seven staff members waiting at the door.

“Anyone not involved is to step out. When I call your name, you will come in one at a time.”

“We’ll now begin the exorcism.”


The author has something to say:

The first support cast member has appeared!

Kalen is actually twenty-six years old. (This shouldn’t count as a spoiler, I hope.) Salaar’s physical body is twenty, Myss’s physical body is nineteen. Looks like Mr. Kalen will be chaperoning two kids (?)…

This chapter is from Salaar’s point of view: observing the Demon Lord mouthing his lips while he argues with air.


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Escape From the Asylum Ch156

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 156

Dark clouds blanketed the sky.

Here, the heavens never showed a bright side. It was as if this was an age deprived of natural sunlight.

And yet the sky never turned truly black, always suffused with a hazy gray—the color of an incense stick burned to its very end.

Under such a sky Zhou Qian’s face looked unnaturally pale, the gleam in his eyes even bordering on the uncanny. Confronted with a man like this, no one would dare underestimate him.

The moment he saw Zhou Qian, Xu Yang almost forgot that he was, in fact, only an ordinary player.

Xu Yang finished his sentence, waved his hand again, and five more members of the Feidu Legion appeared.

Every one of them raised a black gun and aimed at Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou.

Zhou Qian’s gaze swept across those dark muzzles one by one. Then he met Xu Yang’s eyes and said with a smile, “All my teammates have ended up in the purple camp. It’s true I’m at a huge disadvantage by myself. So what should I do? Looks like I really do have to help you. Except—”

Before Zhou Qian could say more, Xu Yang cut him off, eyes narrowing. “Enough nonsense. Start destroying the wristbands, now.”

He stepped forward, gun barrel tilting up to rest right between Bai Zhou’s brows.

Sensing Bai Zhou might make a move, Zhou Qian quickly stepped toward him.

Seeing Zhou Qian move, Xu Yang and his five subordinates all swung their guns onto him. “No tricks. I’m curious what the white wristband does, but it’s not your life-preserver. If you don’t do as I say, I will shoot!”

“Really? Out of curiosity—do you know who Ruan Mei is?” Zhou Qian suddenly asked.

“Cut the crap and swap those wristbands!” Xu Yang barked.

Zhou Qian went on, “Seems you don’t. She’s very closely tied to the white wristband. Which means—you’ve never been to Murder Exhibition, have you?”

If Zhou Qian had directly asked whether Xu Yang had cleared the Murder Exhibition instance, Xu Yang would instantly guess that Zhou Qian had and would treat the instance intel as a bargaining chip.

Xu Yang was a seasoned player, so surely, he was a fine actor. Zhou Qian would hardly be able to judge for sure, just from his face, whether he’d been there or how much he knew.

So Zhou Qian started by asking about Ruan Mei and casually linking her to the white wristband. Xu Yang’s reaction made it clear he knew nothing.

Building on that, Zhou Qian stated flat-out that Xu Yang had never been to the Murder Exhibition. Sure enough, Xu Yang couldn’t even put up a façade.

With that confirmed, Zhou Qian held far more leverage.

“Ruan Mei—serial killer. The general manager we just met in that office building? Also a serial killer. Part of their story still waits to be uncovered in this instance. The rest was told to us back in the Murder Exhibition. So, by skipping that run you missed a lot.”

The ploy worked. While talking, Zhou Qian closed the distance to Bai Zhou, yet Xu Yang not only refrained from shooting but even gestured for his men to hold.

“There’s an organization that rescued a bunch of serial murderers, wrecked this city, and now intends to do what to us outsiders? Do the wristband colors act as some sort of friend-or-foe identifier? Food for thought.”

Reaching Bai Zhou’s side, exchanging a glance with him, Zhou looked back at Xu Yang. “My Brother different from me. I’m willing to negotiate. His temper’s bad—cross him and he draws his blade.

“You’ve heard of him, so you should know that even without any skills, just pure sword technique makes him terrifying. One of the things he’s done year in and year out is practice the blade. So—”

Zhou Qian smiled. “Sure, bullets have unbeatable judgment, 99 percent hit rate—we can’t dodge them. But so what? Even if we take a bullet, before it hits, my brother can still kill you. If you insist on violence, no one walks away happy. But—

“I’m genuinely willing to cooperate. See, I only walked over to persuade him for you.”

Producing a yellow wristband, Zhou Qian lifted Bai Zhou’s wrist with a gentle smile.

At that moment his eyes were the very picture of slipping a ring onto a lover’s finger, and his voice was a soft murmur between sweethearts. “My Brother hates being threatened. If I weren’t here, he’d kill you. Xu Yang, I’m helping you convince him now—so, Zhou Ge, shall we swap bands?”

Bai Zhou withdrew his gaze from Xu Yang and turned it on Zhou Qian.

His eyes softened at once. His right hand still held the blade aloft, yet his left stretched out to Zhou Qian. “Swap.”

Smiling into those eyes, Zhou Qian dismissed his Rib of God, cupped Bai Zhou’s wrist in both hands, undid the yellow band, and fastened another.

“Hurry it up.”

Apparently fed up with Zhou Qian’s dawdling, Xu Yang snapped, “I said keep swapping until all yellow bands are destroyed. You have two minutes!”

Zhou Qian: “What’s the rush? Look how handsome my Brother is—”

Xu Yang: ???

—So what is your relationship?

After tying the yellow wristband, Zhou Qian started trying to shape it into a bow. “Fun or not?”

Seeing this, Bai Zhou gave Zhou Qian a thoughtful look. “Fun.”

Zhou Qian scratched his nose, laughing. “Yeah, it looks awful. I’m no good at this.”

Not far away, Xu Yang’s tone sharpened. “Quit the fancy tricks, Zhou Qian, you’re stalling. One last warning: destroy every band in two minutes or I will shoot!”

He stepped closer—but he didn’t dare pull the trigger.

From what Xu Yang had heard, Zhou Qian’s words weren’t exaggeration:

Once, the strongest of all god-level players was a man named Xie Huai.

Invincible, he’d drawn every legion under his banner and become the undisputed king of the game—until Bai Zhou appeared and Xie Huai vanished.

Many said Bai Zhou killed him.

After Xie Huai died, the united legions scattered again.

And the one supposedly most loyal to Xie Huai was the Peach Blossom Legion.

Someone even the Peach Blossom Legion would follow… and yet Bai Zhou killed him—just how terrifying was Bai Zhou’s power?

Was the man before him truly that legendary Bai Zhou?

Such a monster, even skill-less, might really manage to kill him before the bullets struck.

With that in mind, although Xu Yang kept his gaze on Zhou Qian, he maintained Bai Zhou’s blade in the corner of his eye.

Mutual destruction is the stupidest play, yet in this game most players are lunatics—Xu Yang knew that well.

And he’d seen classic videos of Zhou Qian in action back when he was still below S-rank. He knew how reckless and ruthless Zhou Qian could be. If Zhou Qian was doomed to die he’d drag his enemies with him.

Besides… Zhou Qian clearly had key intel.

—What exactly was the white wristband?

The thought made Xu Yang’s eyelid twitch hard. He had to claw back the upper hand.

In standoffs like this the wager is nerve—whoever flinches first loses.

Showing no expression, Xu Yang spoke again. “Zhou Qian, anyone who dares play this game is ready to die. I’ll gamble with you: even if 137’s blade is that fast—so be it, we go together!

“You have less than a minute left! Destroy the rest of those wristbands!”

Right then another little hamster scurried from Xu Yang’s sleeve, circled Zhou Qian once, then returned to its master.

Such critters can’t sniff out every item in a player’s inventory; they’re specialized for props tied to instance mechanics—like these wristbands.

From the hamster Xu Yang learned Zhou Qian still carried six wristbands. “You have six left—destroy them all!”

“No, you don’t actually dare gamble with me.”

Zhou Qian turned his head. “We got sucked in by accident. Otherwise, we’d never have landed in a zone with zero weapons. You’re different—you prepared this spectacle for the instance reward. You came wanting something. A man with desires won’t die lightly.”

“You mean you entered the game with no desire?” Xu Yang asked.

“See? You’ve admitted you don’t dare gamble.” Zhou Qian praised him in apparent sincerity. “Very frank, very honest!”

“You—you fucking—!”

Every line from Zhou Qian was a trap. A moment’s slip left Xu Yang flustered and furious.

“My desire? Let me think. Oh, I have one: chasing thrills. Mutual destruction—I’ve never tried it. Could be fun.”

“You…” Xu Yang’s anger stalled, then he chuckled, suddenly composed. “All this talk is just stalling, isn’t it, Zhou Qian? You won’t die with me. You want to live. You still have—”

Glancing at the time on the system panel, Xu Yang barked, “Forty seconds left!”

“Mm-hmm. I am stalling for time…”

Zhou Qian leisurely undid the ugly bow on Bai Zhou’s wrist, re-tied it properly—showing no urgency despite all the wristbands he still has left to destroy.

Eyes full of mirth, he looked at Xu Yang. “Haven’t you wondered… what I’m stalling for?”

“You—” Without noticing, Xu Yang’s pupils dilated.

Zhou Qian smiled. “You gave us two minutes to swap out every band. I talked and you refused to extend the limit. I’m not naive enough to think you’d really relent.”

Those two minutes were almost up. Zhou Qian had destroyed only one band.

Xu Yang had assumed Zhou Qian’s chatter was meant either to talk him into dropping the forced-recruit plan or to stretch the time so Zhou Qian could slip away.

In the process Zhou Qian actually destroyed a wristband, lulling him into lowering his guard—

And Zhou Qian’s real goal was simply not to destroy the rest!

Why keep the remaining yellows?

Obviously he wanted his teammates to betray purple later, building yellow into a force that could stand against them.

But how? He had no same-color teammates and, critically, no weapons—how could he boost yellow?

Xu Yang’s doubts were confirmed by Zhou Qian’s next words.

Grinning, Zhou Qian said, “I just wrung a vital fact out of you—you know nothing about the white wristband or the Murder Exhibition. Also…

“I did destroy one band. But I never promised to trash the rest, did I? Because—”

Fury lit Xu Yang’s eyes. Just as his finger tightened on the trigger, Zhou Qian raised a finger for silence. “Shh. You don’t really want to do that.”

At the same instant his subordinates cried out, “Commander, watch out!” “Boss, behind you!” “Careful!”

Even without them, the moment Xu Yang halted he sensed something.

He spun with his gun—and saw a waist-high little dragon pointing a gun straight at him.

The dragon was Zhou Qian’s pet?

Pets in this instance couldn’t use damaging skills, but it held an instance-grade gun with extreme judgment and hit rate!

“Once a target is chosen, there’s a 99 percent chance the bullet hits, and its judgment is top priority—above all other weapons. So it doesn’t matter if my dragon can’t aim. Once he picks you, the shot will hit. Thanks—you told me that.” Zhou Qian smiled. “I stalled to wait for my dragon.

“Now I have bullets too. A moment ago you might doubt my Brother could kill you before the shot, but now we have bullets as well. Still want mutual destruction?

“You turned my teammates purple—great. I’m guessing you and Xu Feiyu still carry extra bands for backstabbing later—but the game’s just begun, and you won’t reveal your ace just yet. So—”

Step by step Zhou Qian closed on Xu Yang, smiling mockingly. “So you, Xu Feiyu, and your trusted cadre—all purple for now—won’t touch my teammates or can’t.

“They’re still mine. With yellow bands in my hands they can come back anytime. Thanks for letting them join purple and share your intel for a while.”

Xu Yang had gathered “little slaves” to scour the instance for clues, intending to cull them once the system announced the player cap.

He’d targeted the god-level players, turning Hidden Blade, He Xiaowei, and Qi Liuxing purple in a row.

Now Zhou Qian, relying on his dragon’s gun, brazenly flaunted the yellow band and declared he’d bring those three back—complete with purple intel.

His method out-maneuvered Xu Yang’s effort with ease.

Using the enemy’s tactics against him, letting the foe regret to the bone—Zhou Qian always relished that and smiled, eyes curving like new moons, clear as starlight.

“Zhou Qian, you think that’s enough? You really think… you’ve won?”

Xu Yang’s voice was hoarse—he was livid.

If Bai Zhou struck at the critical moment, Xu Yang’s god-level instincts might still leave a sliver of life. But now Zhou Qian had weapons too. Xu Yang had to back down.

Drawing a deep breath, Xu Yang shot Zhou Qian a vicious look. “Yes, Zhou Qian… you guessed plenty right. I do have goals. I don’t want to die. I can’t make you all wear purple bands and obey me now. But—

“If you join us purple, as long as my sister, my five lieutenants, and I survive when the cap is announced, I will kill the other purples but never you or your team. I promise that.

“So joining us is a win-win—but you just smashed any chance of cooperation.”

Xu Yang holstered his gun and spread his hands, wearing a hint of helplessness.

“You’ll regret this. You have no idea of your situation—

“That dragon’s gun is the first weapon you’ve found—and the last. I have solid intel: the Peach Blossom Legion intends to keep you from amassing firepower.

“Other sectors of the city are partly under my troops and partly under Peach Blossom’s occupation. You get it?

“My legion and the Peach Blossom Legion are about to encircle you. You’ll be trapped in this pocket—no clues from elsewhere, and only that single gun.”

After signaling his men to lower their weapons as well, Xu Yang said, “All I wanted was for you to join me in gathering intel. That’s impossible now. And you surely can’t ally with Peach Blossom.

“So hole up here with one gun and three bullets and wait to be overrun. Sorry, but to me you’re already a dead man.”

“Oh? Really? Seems things do look bad for me.”

Zhou Qian blinked once and looked at Xu Yang. “Since I’m a ‘dead man’ in your eyes, mind if I ask you something?”

Xu Yang nearly laughed from rage. “Your nerves are something else. Don’t you know fear?”

“Nope. I’ve got a few screws loose.” Zhou Qian blinked again. “What exactly are you after in this instance? Is the hidden reward that important?”


The author has something to say:

Zhou-Every single line shows off his husband-Qian.

Zhou Qian: “Zhou Ge, we’ve only this scrap of land left, and you’re the one soldier I have—but that’s fine. Let’s conquer the world.”

Bai Zhou: “All right.”

Everyone else: …


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Happy Doomsday Ch255

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 255: Secret Plan

“I was saying, how could you possibly contact us for no reason?”

It was early morning. Lao Yu let out a loud yawn on the video. “Is that all the materials? I think there’s nothing wrong with it. Xiaoman, come and take a look.”

“The delivery can be completed in half a month.” Ji Xiaoman skillfully confirmed the list.

“Okay, I’ll transfer the fee to you later.” Ruan Xian nodded.

Ruan Xian’s personal laboratory was unable to handle the storage and processing of many special materials—they require extreme conditions, giant equipment, and a lot of energy. Only a large enterprise would have such conditions to handle them.

So Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman’s company became Ruan Xian’s supplier, providing customized services exclusively for him.

…Speaking of which, Ruan Xian’s needs were usually fixed, but this time, he suddenly had new requirements.

Lao Yu yawned again and glanced at the list. “Hey, these things look like electronic brain components. Are you going to give Tang Yibu a brother or sister? Or are you two making a baby?”

Ruan Xian took a sip of hot tea and didn’t answer.

Ji Xiaoman hesitated. “Are you playing to make a new container for MUL-01…”

“Of course not,” Ruan Xian said. “By the way, this matter must be kept secret from Tang Yibu.”

Seeing Ruan Xian’s serious attitude, Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman consciously stopped asking. The relationship between this human-android couple couldn’t be predicted by common sense, and they didn’t want to get involved.

At this moment, in the living room downstairs.

Tang Yibu was watching over the pot, leisurely cooking honey-glazed barbeque.

Sunlight streamed through the huge French windows, evenly spreading over the barbeque along with the syrup. Amidst the heat, the gravy and honey sparkled.

Tang Yibu couldn’t help but have a little taste. It was just right; Mr. Ruan’s favorite flavor.

His body had just finished maintenance, and his physical body was steadily improving. The results of this physical examination showed that his sense of tense had increased by about 5%.

Tang Yibu adjusted his apron and secretly ate another piece of meat.

Normally, at this time, Ruan Xian would finish his morning reading, go downstairs for breakfast, and they would exchange a kiss before their meal. But today, Tang Yibu had finished a whole skewer of meat but still didn’t get a good morning kiss from his Mr. Ruan.

He turned down the flame and without even taking off his apron, jumped up the stairs.

Ruan Xian was writing and drawing at his desk, apparently lost in his own world. Seeing Tang Yibu approach, he casually closed his notebook and took it in his hand.

“Barbeque for breakfast? It smells delicious.” He smiled at Tang Yibu.

Tang Yibu didn’t have any suspicions. When Ruan Xian was thinking about an issue, he often would get lost in his own world.

He happily walked over and kissed Ruan Xian on the cheek. “Hurry downstairs or the meat will get overcooked.”

However, from that day on, Ruan Xian’s frequency of “selflessness” increased rapidly. He began staying up late, holed up in his private laboratory… Worst of all, they even had less time for intimacy at night.

This scene gave Tang Yibu a subtle sense of déjà vu. He suddenly remembered that when his electronic brain wasn’t yet completed, Mr. Ruan was always busy like this.

But his electronic brain had been completed long ago, and the optimization over the years had been focused on his physical body, so the complexity wasn’t that high.

Strange. What on earth is his Mr. Ruan busy with?

……

Ruan Xian recently discovered that Tang Yibu might be growing in every corner of the house.

Tang Yibu noticed his daily changes and asked him several times. Seeing that Ruan Xian was avoiding the answer, Tang Yibu didn’t insist on asking, giving him some space.

But this couldn’t dispel someone’s curiosity.

Afterwards, when Ruan Xian was researching alone, Tang Yibu would appear from all sorts of strange places—

He had a simple meal in the lab, and Tang Yibu came in to deliver eighteen different types of snacks; he went to the water bar to make coffee, and Tang Yibu would go into the water cabinet to check the screws; he went to the warehouse to get materials, and Tang Yibu would be counting inventory one shelf over.

The most exaggerated time was when several large boxes of consumables were delivered to the lab, Ruan Xian opened the box and saw an android curled up inside.

“Enclosed spaces are great for meditation.” Tang Yibu tried to argue seriously while hugging his knees.

Ruan Xian: “……”

He could almost see the question marks and expectation gleaming in the other person’s eyes. Tang Yibu stopped asking questions outwardly, but in the end, it just softened his defenses in a different way.

Ruan Xian patted Tang Yibu’s head in amusement and said, “Alright, how much have you investigated?”

Tang Yibu squeezed deeper into the box and asked, “What investigation?”

Ruan Xian gave him a meaningful look.

Tang Yibu’s eyes became purer, as if he was trying to exude an innocent aura.

Ruan Xian smiled, crossed his arms, and continued to stare at his android.

Less than half a minute later, Tang Yibu gave a few grunts, and his voice became increasingly softer. “Depending on the materials you use and the changes in our family’s funds… I guess you are doing research on a new type of electronic brain…”

At the end, his voice rose a bit. “Are you really going to create a new electronic brain?”

Before Ruan Xian could answer, Tang Yibu started spouting off.

He went from, “I’m an exceptionally rare case of success”, to, “The reason of MUL-01 failure”, to, “The crisis of proliferation of mechanical life”, and even, “I forgot to control my anger and just listened to the announcement on the tablet”.

In this way, Tang Yibu almost created a research paper out of thin air, probably titled: “On the Dangers of the Birth of a Second Electronic Brain”.

Looking at his awkward expression, it was hard to tell whether he was just an adult only child who just discovered his parents having a second child at such an older age, or one party in a long-standing DINK family announcing the cancellation of their philosophy.

…He looked quite aggrieved.

No, now’s not the time to be soft-hearted.

Ruan Xian remained expressionless. He slowly lifted the id of the box and closed it, then pushed the shaking box out of the lab.

Finally, half a month passed.

Another morning, Yu Le opened a video call and started howling.

“Your Tang Yibu has targeted us and hacked all the company’s surveillance cameras!”

Yu Le collapsed. “Not only is he watching everything we ship, but he’s also specifically targeting us. Wherever we go, all the cameras are following us. This is fucking terrifying! Big Boss, how long are you going to keep this a secret?!”

“I’ll take care of it,” Ruan Xian said.

Tang Yibu seemed to be too curious. It was almost time. Ruan Xian put on his white shirt and picked up the small box he had prepared long ago.

Downstairs, Tang Yibu was still making breakfast. This time, he was cooking noodles. His golden eyes seemed to have their own coordination as they instinctively zeroed in on Ruan Xian’s direction.

“We’re having plain noodles with boiled eggs this morning. I made tea in advance.” Tang Yibu pretended that everything was fine.

“Would you like some candy?” Ruan Xian asked.

Tang Yibu: “?”

Ruan Xian took out a metal candy box he was carrying under his arms and shook it. A faint sweet smell emanated from the box.

This was a good sign from Mr. Ruan! Tang Yibu twitched his nose and quickly rubbed against Ruan Xian. “Of course I’ll eat it.”

Ruan Xian smiled and picked up the golden candy ball. In the morning sun, it shone with a strange metallic luster, making it difficult to tell what material it was made of.

Tang Yibu opened his mouth in agreement. He had a feeling this wasn’t just candy, but Ruan Xian had already fed it to him. Even if it was poisoned, he had to swallow it. He bit down on the candy ball, his lips deliberately brushing against Ruan Xian’s fingertips.

The candy melted in his mouth, exuding a rich sweetness and a strange coolness. The coldness flowed through his throat and seeped into his brain.

It was as if a gentle breeze blew past his brain, and Tang Yibu felt a sense of relief, as if his nasal congestion, which had lasted for years, finally cleared up. He almost felt like he was floating.

This thing was too delicious. Tang Yibu looked at Ruan Xian eagerly. Then he quickly remembered something and tried to suppress his happy smile, his expression changing to a less skilled reserved one.

“Mr. Ruan, even if you bribe me with this, my opinion won’t change.”

“I made your electronic brain when I was young. The considerations weren’t comprehensive enough, and the technology at that time wasn’t as advanced as it is now,” Ruan Xian said softly. “Your physical body is regularly upgraded, but your electronic brain can only update software patches…”

Tang Yibu blinked. “I’m already very happy.”

“But I want the best for you.”

Ruan Xian reached out and caressed Tang Yibu’s hair.

If Tang Yibu’s electronic brain were to be completely replaced, he would have to undergo a series of major surgeries. Even with his own recovery ability, such surgery still carries certain risks.

If there was a problem with Tang Yibu’s program data when replacing the electronic brain, it can’t be repaired with just strong recovery ability.

Even if Ruan Xian was confident in his plan, he didn’t want to take any risks when it came to Tang Yibu.

Tang Yibu heard the hidden meaning, and his eyes became brighter. “What do you mean?”

“I programmed the nanobots in the candy. They carry new materials and can slowly upgrade your electronic brain in sections. This way, no major surgery is required, and your data will remain safe,” Ruan Xian said with a smile.

Tang Yibu’s throat bobbed. He thought his life was perfect enough, but now he was experiencing happiness that was overwhelming him.

“Why did you keep it a secret from me?” He hugged Ruan Xian tightly and let out a satisfied sigh.

“Happy birthday,” Ruan Xian said. “If I told you too early, it wouldn’t be a surprise.”

“My birthday is still five months away.”

“I know. This ‘electronic brain renewal agent’ needs to be taken for exactly five months, which is now just the right time.”

Ruan Xian stretched out his arms and hugged Tang Yibu’s back, gently rubbing it.

Tang Yibu’s electronic brain was roughly removed and taken away. His original body was urgently created and manufactured by other machines.

Tang Yibu was his, and Ruan Xian couldn’t tolerate any harm coming to him. He wanted to use newer and better things to wipe away the imperfections and regrets of the past.

Ruan Xian: “Five months later, I’ll personally complete both your mind and body… That will be your ‘real’ birthday.”

Tang Yibu’s spirits lifted and he said happily, “Perfect. Now I belong to you completely!”

“Yes.”

“This is such a great gift. It’s going to be difficult to return the favor.” Tang Yibu buried his nose in Ruan Xian’s neck. “It’s not like I can somehow let you be reborn.”

There was no need for such a thing. Before Ruan Xian could reply, he heard the android continue in a low voice.

“Oh, and not only can I be your lover, but I can also love you like your closest family—that would be giving you a new home. This is a very interesting topic!”

“Look forward to it, Mr. Ruan.”


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch17

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 17: The Informant

Myss was in an excellent mood.

He could now be sure the strange plague in Rosha was Mina’s doing. Mina—whatever her true form was—had mixed crimson magic into certain foods.

Once people ate the tainted food, that wisp of magic began corroding the victim’s mind. In other words, it slowly stripped out the person’s Magibase and devoured it.

In the end, the so-called “meat-cocoon corpse” was nothing more than a candy wrapper after the bonbon was gone, a shell with the kernel missing.

And after the patient died, part of the proliferated magic would contaminate nearby food and repeat the cycle of infection.

Looks like I don’t need to worry about “Mina’s” long-term effects, Myss thought cheerfully.

He had no Magibase, so no matter how much contaminated food he ate, the crimson magic wouldn’t be able to harm him. He only needed to wait for it to dissipate on its own.

As for what Mina actually was, how the memory distortions worked, and how to clean up the mess in front of him… all those fussy little headaches could be left to the great hero.

Right this moment, Salaar was looking down at him from the rooftop.

“You’ve made trouble again,” Salaar sighed.

“And you enabled me,” Myss said.

Salaar smiled, his gaze still locked on Myss. The next second, ignoring the bird-beaked demon just a few paces away, he sprang straight toward Myss.

Salaar’s leap seemed to punch through the sunlight, scattering ten thousand glittering shards of gold.

Those flecks of magic became a rain of gold; wherever the light motes fell, people bowed their heads and sank into sleep.

Except for two—

The bird-beaked demon snapped his cloak, and a dozen crows beat their wings to shield him from the flying motes. Hailey was spared by Salaar; she sat there dumbfounded, watching Salaar lightly land on the ground.

Myss caught a speck of gold on his fingertip and touched it to his tongue.

“Tastes like illusion magic,” he smacked his lips.

“I scrambled their memories. When they wake, they won’t remember you. They’ll just think Barlow disappeared,” Salaar said. “Good thing there weren’t many witnesses.”

“What about the little girl here?” Myss pointed at Hailey.

Salaar shrugged. “Miss Hailey knew you were coming and personally led you here. To make her forget you entirely would take stronger magic… which would damage her mind.”

He explained while keeping a keen eye on the bird-beaked demon.

The bird-beaked demon didn’t attack them; he simply stood there. A huge crow perched on his shoulder, its gray-white nictitating membrane kept blinking repeatedly.

After a brief stillness, the flock of crows plunged to the ground.

Half-full casks were knocked over with a crash, wine gushed across the floor and seeped into the cracks between stones. Cups and plates clattered down, and the food upon them was snatched away by the crows, leaving only filthy scraps.

Myss narrowed his eyes at that pitch-black silhouette.

With that ruckus, the Mina-tainted wine was all spilled. Then the crows spiraled upward, casting a dozen drifting shadows.

As the shadows swept by, the bird-beaked demon vanished into thin air once more.

Hamer had said the rumor claimed the bird-beaked demon appeared twice before a patient.

The first appearance meant the person had fallen ill. The second meant they would sicken and die.

Was it Barlow’s death that summoned him here?

But from Myss’s spur-of-the-moment infection of Barlow to Barlow’s attack and death, the entire process had taken only a few minutes. Salaar had tailed him the whole way, so being on the scene wasn’t strange… the question was how the bird-beaked demon managed to show up in sync.

Myss was still thinking when his view suddenly jolted; someone had grabbed him around the waist.

Salaar tucked him tight under one arm as if the Archdemon was a sack of potatoes. With his left hand he kept casting, gracefully suspending Hailey in midair—the girl was utterly stunned, staring blankly at the two of them.

“Let’s leave here first,” Salaar said flatly.

A dozen minutes later.

Instead of returning to the Hammer Tavern, the three of them found a little restaurant with hardly any patrons—a place so tiny it was almost cramped, bare-bones in its decor, with a faint smell of cow dung in the air.

The menu offered only boiled turnips, baked potatoes, and cornbread with crumbled bacon.

Salaar ordered three steaming baked potatoes, scored crosses in them with a dinner knife, then, as if by magic, produced three pats of butter and tucked them into the potatoes.

“Eat.” He slid one serving to Hailey. “Something hot will help settle you.”

Hailey gripped her fork mechanically and jabbed at the potato, nearly sending it flying.

“Barlow is dead.” After a long while, she managed to stammer out the words.

Myss forked a potato cheerfully. “You said you wished he were dead.”

“I, I…” Hailey looked both confused and heartsick. “He deserved it, but…”

“You told Myss about Barlow, and then he killed Barlow. You feel like you have blood on your hands, don’t you?”

Salaar’s voice was gentle and even. “Miss Hailey, you aren’t pitying Barlow; you just aren’t used to the weight of a life yet. Believe me, this isn’t your problem at all…”

He glanced at Myss as naturally as breathing. “…It’s entirely Myss’s fault.”

Myss: “?”

“Mr. Myss isn’t a saint. If he makes up his mind to kill, he will act. From what I know of him, even if he hadn’t met you, he would have picked some ‘bad guy’ to kill anyway.”

Salaar’s tone was rock-solid, as if he had eavesdropped on Myss’s very thoughts.

“Child, you actually did a good thing—you picked the one who most deserved to die, didn’t you?”

Myss: “Hello? I’m right here listening.”

Though to be fair, Salaar wasn’t wrong.

Hailey’s confusion turned into bewilderment. She looked from Salaar to Myss. “But Mr. Myss…”

“In fact, we’re secret investigators from the capital, assigned to handle the Lower City plague.”

Salaar lowered his voice and gave her a conspiratorial wink. “Four investigators died of the illness in just two months. Clearly something is off, so we’ve kept our identities hidden.”

Then he tapped his own temple, his tone a shade suggestive. “As for Myss, he’s a professional executioner. It’s just that up here… Well… He’s been overly influenced by the bards, so his notion of ‘evil’ is a bit extreme.”

At the words “secret investigators”, color finally returned to Hailey’s face.

So they were experts sent from above; no wonder they had dared to use Barlow to study the illness. She peeked at Myss out of the corner of her eye. “Th-then, if I hadn’t mentioned Barlow…”

“Myss might have randomly killed some unlucky thief.” Salaar gave her a smile.

“May I tell my uncle about you two?” Hailey asked, still a little rattled.

“Of course. As your guardian, Mr. Huey has a right to know.” Salaar’s smile remained unchanged.

At last, Hailey let out a long breath, as if she could breathe again.

……

Night, second floor of the Hammer Tavern.

“What if Huey tries to verify our identities?” Myss challenged.

He normally couldn’t be bothered with this kind of nonsense, but the Magibase Summoning Ritual was about to begin. If anything went wrong at this critical moment, he would have to swallow Salaar alive.

“He won’t.”

Salaar was still fiddling with his charcoal pencil. “From his point of view, we only just arrived. We can’t possibly be the ones spreading the plague.”

“Officially we are secret investigators. If Huey asked the soldiers to confirm it, he would be deliberately exposing us. He’s not that foolish.”

Myss hugged a pillow and leaned against the headboard. “All that trouble spinning a lie just to fool a little girl…”

Salaar smiled. “Who said it was for her?”

“‘Mr. Myss, the righteous executioner,’ from now on you can only kill the wicked. Otherwise, Huey and Hailey will notice something is off, and the city lord’s soldiers will come knocking at once.”

“And by the way, don’t think about killing those two to silence them. Huey has quite a network, which may include some powerful figures.”

Myss: “……”

Damn it! This kid actually plotted against him!

He didn’t care about human life and death, but he truly didn’t want a fuss. His power was far from restored; if he attracted the wrong sort of attention, trouble would snowball.

“You cunning guy.”

Myss buried his face in the pillow. Three centuries away from the world, and the great hero was still infuriatingly capable.

“Live long enough and you pick up some experience,” Salaar crooned like a bard. “Ah, sorry, I forgot you are much older than I am.”

Rip.

Myss shredded the pillowcase, and a few light tufts of feather drifted out.

Salaar’s gaze swept over the feathers, and his smile faded a touch.

“Alright, business. I saw you ‘infect’ that Barlow with my own eyes. What exactly did you do?”

There it was again. This guy always changed the subject right before Myss was about to explode.

Myss scooted over and turned his back to Salaar. “I thought you weren’t interested in the plague. What was it you said? Border towns are easy to seal off, and the sacrifices are still… manageable.”

Salaar’s face remained expressionless. “Fine, I won’t ask.”

He bent his head; the pen tip hissed across the page. Night deepened, and the room slowly filled with shadow.

Ten minutes passed. Myss rolled over. “You really aren’t going to ask?”

The Demon Lord considered his new discovery quite brilliant. But if Salaar wouldn’t ask, he could hardly sidle over and interview himself.

“I’m not the kind of man who pesters others,” Salaar said evenly.

Myss grunted for a while. “What if it has to do with ‘Patience’?”

Salaar’s tone turned theatrical. “Wow, sounds like a big discovery!”

Then he fell silent again.

Feeling aggrieved, Myss climbed off the bed and planted himself in front of Salaar. He cast his not-so-large shadow over the damned guy, every pore of his body broadcasting, “Ask me!”

“Pfft. On second thought, it really might have something to do with ‘Patience.’”

Salaar nearly burst out laughing.

“Those lines in the letters, like ‘Mom sends her regards,’ could be Mina’s doing. Your clues are extremely important, so please share them with me.”

That was more like it. Myss put on a stern face and began explaining the plague’s transmission mechanism.

He even stated with authority that the two of them had been infected on the same day—Salaar by eating tainted croutons, and Myss by eating food at Covington’s death scene.

“In short, Mina cuts the Magibase out of the infected, which causes the magic to mutate. Since we don’t have Magibases, we’re mostly fine,” Myss concluded solemnly.

Salaar lowered his eyes, a faint crease forming between his brows.

“Contaminated food causes infection. When a patient dies, the abnormal magic inside them leaks out and contaminates nearby food. But so far, those around the deceased are unharmed…”

“The bird-beaked demon appears when the patient is infected and when the patient dies, which just happen to be the points where ‘contaminated food’ shows up…”

“When Barlow died, the bird-beaked demon destroyed the food and drink nearby…”

“Interesting. That ‘demon’ seems to be preventing transmission.”

Myss raised an eyebrow. “You don’t look pleased.”

“If that thing is tracking the plague out of goodwill… think about it. First Covington, then Barlow. To him, you’re the most dangerous person in the entire city.”

Salaar gave Myss a long, gloomy look and let out a heavy sigh.

“He doesn’t know our ‘secret investigator’ cover story. He might blow this wide open.”

At the same time, in Rosha’s Council Hall.

“My lord, someone outside claims to have information about the plague.”

“Tell him to come back tomorrow. Look at the time. It’s probably some vagrant angling for the bounty…”

“No, my lord. He calls himself a priest of the ‘Order of Shadows’.”


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Escape From the Asylum Ch155

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 155

“Eh? This kind of elevator door… an old-fashioned model? I’ve never seen one. Let me have a look.”

Seeing Hidden Blade block the shaft entrance, Xu Feiyu immediately stepped up to him.

Off to the side, He Xiaowei’s forehead was already beaded with sweat.

He had no idea what was happening with Zhou Qian’s group below. The shaft was so deep—what if they couldn’t hear anything up here? And if they could hear but had run into ghosts and were pinned down, unable to haul up the ropes, what then?

Only by sheer will did He Xiaowei manage to keep calm. He maintained an unruffled expression as Xu Feiyu approached the opening.

The next instant he saw his Master, Hidden Blade, sidestep out of the way and let Xu Feiyu reach the gate.

At that moment He Xiaowei finally relaxed: only the rope Hidden Blade had just tied remained visible. The other lines were gone. He exhaled silently.

“Master, I never realized you’re such a daredevil—each stunt riskier than the last…”

He Xiaowei swallowed and whispered through the private-chat tool.

At a distance Hidden Blade shot him a glance. “Mainly, you have to trust your teammates.”

Right—who was down below? Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou.

He Xiaowei believed he could always trust Zhou Qian.

The very next second Xu Feiyu gave a startled cry and dodged aside as something floated up the shaft: scraps of spirit-money and powdery flakes that looked like crushed bone.

“What the hell…” Xu Feiyu frowned.

Hidden Blade gave her a cold look. “I think we’d better go down and check.”

“I’ll send two men with you,” she said, motioning to two subordinates. Then to the remaining one. “You—search the office floors. And—”

She fixed Hidden Blade with a stare. “No tricks. We have ways to deal with you.”

Hidden Blade feigned puzzlement. “We’re on the same team now. We can’t attack each other. Why the threat?”

Then, as though understanding, he added, “Ah, I get it.”

Only then did Xu Feiyu realize she’d said too much: her men were present, and if she admitted having bands of other colors, she’d be telling them that once their numbers exceeded the instance limit, she might kill them.

Seeing her face, Hidden Blade said, “Since I’m in your camp I’ll help you—together with my disciple, who’s also my Shepherd. We’ll give you what you want, you guarantee we survive to the end.”

In veiled words he meant: if violet’s numbers grew too large, she must not kill him and He Xiaowei.

Xu Feiyu, pleased he hadn’t spoken openly, smiled. “You’re a god-level player; that’s your strongest bargaining chip. I value talent. After the run, you’re welcome in our legion.”

[Wristband update — Orange 9 | Yellow 23 | Green 25 | Blue 19 | Indigo 14 | Violet 25]

Eighteen floors beneath the office building.

Glancing at the notice, Zhou Qian instantly guessed what had happened—yellow was down by one, so He Xiaowei had switched to purple, and Hidden Blade had put on a band as well.

Looking away from the panel he told Bai Zhou, “Seems we should head for the underground river. Good news, though—Little Dragon’s found a lot of weapons. I’ve told it to sneak back.”

Bai Zhou had already relayed everything from the roof via private chat. He nodded and led the way. Qi Liuxing, sword in hand, took the rear.

The transport company’s building sat high.

Following the subterranean river, Zhou Qian soon entered a ravine that looked much like Purple Mist Mountain.

Keeping alert, he asked Bai Zhou, “You heard Hidden Blade the moment he noticed something?”

“Mm. His first words to He Xiaowei weren’t on private channel,” Bai Zhou replied.

Through the comm Zhou Qian mused, “And you prepared right away?”

Bai Zhou opened his mouth and shut it again. “So…?”

“So you two coordinate pretty smoothly.”

Zhou Qian dimmed his torch, shining through his sleeve to minimize exposure. While being able to illuminate the path clearly, he also tried to reduce the possibility of exposure.

He stared at bai Zhou and added, “How many runs have you two cleared together?”

Bai Zhou sensed a trap. “……”

Zhou Qian sighed theatrically. “You’re dodging me now, Zhou Ge.”

Bai Shou: “I just think your question is loaded.”

Zhou Qian laughed. “What trap? Don’t worry, I won’t get jealous.”

Bai Zhou paused. “Not many—twenty-odd. Mostly farming repeats.”

“Remembered that clearly?” Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes.

Bai Zhou smiled gently. “See? Whatever I say…”

If he refused, he looked evasive; if the number was small he’d be told he remembered too well, if large it was worse. It was like that old “who would you save” dilemma—only now Zhou Qian had found a fresh angle.

“Zhou Ge, you misunderstand.” Zhou Qian’s eyes sparkled. “He’s in my legion now—we’re teammates. I need chemistry with him too. Next time I’m running twenty instances with him.”

Bai Zhou frowned and clasped his hand. “Pick any instance. I’ll go with you.”

“I want to go with Hidden Blade. We’re less in sync.”

“If Hidden Blade goes, He Xiaowei trials with him. They’ll team together.”

Zhou Qian squeezed Bai Zhou’s hand. “Why not just admit you’re jealous?”

No sooner were the words out than Bai Zhou swept his right hand and made a stroke. The Tang sword Breaking Dawn had appeared in his hand.

“Whoa, Zhou Ge, a little jealousy doesn’t call for blades.”

But Zhou Qian knew the motion meant danger ahead. Joking aside, he pulled the Rib of God from his bag. Behind them Qi Liuxing’s sword rang as he strode up, eyes locked ahead.

Someone walked toward them: a tall, slim man in a black trench coat with outstanding features. His hair was combed neatly and if you looked closely, you could see wax on it.

If he hadn’t been holding a gun in his hand and appeared in this world, he would’ve looked like he was about to step onto an idol stage, ready for his debut.

What intrigued Zhou Qian was that the system showed all his stats as “??”—he was another god-level player.

Blue Harbor’s many trial instances existed for god-level players to bond with Shepherd; there was little here worth solo grinding. A god-level came only to find a Shepherd—so where was his?

In a flash Zhou Qian saw the point.

He asked, “You’re Xu Yang? And the woman on the roof is your Shepherd? Nice feint.”

“You’re quick,” Xu Yang replied, looking at Zhou Qian. “I’ve heard of you—the Peach Blossom target. Impressive. And you—”

His eyes moved to Bai Zhou. “I’ve searched for you a long time. Never thought to meet here.”

Zhou Qian threw Bai Zhou a sidelong glance as Xu Yang went on. “Your reputation precedes you, though I’ve never seen you. For such a hidden instance… it must be quite the treasure. Chose Zhou Qian as your Shepherd, did you?”

Ignoring the gun, Zhou Qian muttered privately, “Zhou Ge, you sure collect fanboys.”

Bai Zhou: “I don’t know him.”

“I’ll poach them all to my side,” Zhou Qian said.

Bai Zhou: “……”

Xu Yang raised the gun slightly and produced three purple bands with his left hand.

“A swordsman who has accumulated a lot of experience—your power’s about to peak.

“A rising newcomer worth enough trouble for Peach Blossom to hunt.

“And the most mysterious, perhaps strongest god-level player alive—no matter how you hide, I can trace your aura…”

His gaze swept Qi Liuxing, Zhou Qian, Bai Zhou. “But so what? None of you can use skills here. Only weapons matter, and you’ve found none.

“To play in this kind of instance requires luck first—you spawned where there are no weapons. Info second—you run solo, who shares intel with you? Oh right, your legion… Level 1? Just formed. No network to feed you data.”

Zhou Qian actually knew plenty about Xu Yang; he’d studied every top‑ten legion in detail. Xu Yang had brought his Feidu Legion to a high rank in record time—indeed impressive.

As a god‑level player, Xu Yang had sensed Hidden Blade and Bai Zhou, but he’d let only Xu Feiyu appear first; while everyone thought she was the lone enemy, he waited for Bai Zhou and Zhou Qian to show themselves, creating a rear‑flank trap. In a way, his tactics echoed Zhou Qian’s own plans.

Xu Feiyu’s name didn’t show in legion lists, so when she appeared Zhou Qian hadn’t been on full alert. She was Xu Yang’s Shepherd, a hidden piece that surfaced only when needed to cover him.

Xu Yang continued, “The kid swordsman, no band—take one and put it on; you have three minutes. As for you two—

“I know you don’t truly mean to join violet. This area’s crawling with yellows. You lack weapons but surely hold many yellow bands. Hand them over. We’ll all wear purple and hunt clues. I don’t want you swapping colors and betraying me later.

“So—empty your stash, cycle through every band till they’re gone, then willingly join my side. Otherwise—”

He lifted the gun; the threat was clear.

“Xiao Qi, put on purple first,” Zhou Qian said.

“Qian—” Qi Liuxing frowned, but trusting him completely, he stepped forward and donned the band.

Zhou Qian rolled up his left sleeve and looked at Xu Yang.

As expected, Xu Yang’s eyes widened at the white band, though he masked it quickly.

Zhou Qian smiled. “You don’t know what white does either, do you? No need to destroy it—might be useful later.”

After a pause Xu Yang chuckled and turned to Bai Zhou. “Yours is yellow, right? Good—burn through all your yellow bands in two minutes, or I’ll start shooting. Reminder—

“The system banned skills and lethal gadgets, which means the provided weapons are the only ones that kill. This gun’s tracking is 99 percent accurate. Even if you blink or use props, the bullet will find you.

“So—don’t imagine you can dodge.”

Tightening his finger on the trigger, his murderous intent was obvious.

He looked back at Zhou Qian. “White, eh? I didn’t have that intel—thanks. You’re smart. When your friends are in my sights you’ll cooperate. Right, Zhou Qian?”


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Help Mini Extras Collection

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Help: Mini Extras Collection

Note: These are mini extras that the author has written posted separately on JJ. She intermittently updates them, usually on Valentine’s Day and other holidays for her CPs. The translation will be updated when the author updates her blog. You can get updates when translations are updated in my Discord server. Below is a ton of dog food.


2025/29/8

Everyone’s Summer Cool-Down Routines

Another Qixi has come around, and our married couples are celebrating again.

Here are their little everyday tricks for beating the heat—

With summer approaching, Fang Xiu bought a bathtub and deliberately set it up in the bedroom.

Officer Yuan found it a bit odd. Fang Xiu’s bedroom had no drains and no faucet. A lone tub by the window would looked nice, sure, but what was it for?

Thinking of his son-in-law’s “identity”, he decided not to dig. Maybe it was some folk custom from another dynasty; best to view the world with a tolerant eye.

Soon enough, summer came.

With nothing pressing today, Fang Xiu lay on the bed playing mobile games. Bai Shuangying’s head rested on his waist as he watched a science video with deep concentration.

Night fell completely; the wind chimes at the window rang under the night breeze. Bai Shuangying released just the right amount of yin energy, and the mood was wonderfully relaxed.

“It’s late. Should we go to bed?” Fang Xiu yawned wide and stretched.

Bai Shuangying hummed, rubbing his warm hair with a palm. He went to the bathtub first—and then vanished entirely. Skillfully reverting to his true form, he stretched out within the smooth tub and flowed as he pleased.

Fang Xiu undressed, drowsily climbed into the strange fluid mass, and let himself be drowned by Bai Shuangying.

That liquid wrapped him in fine layers, skimming softly over his skin. There was no safer place in the world. In that all-encompassing, cool embrace, Fang Xiu soon fell asleep.

The large bedroom looked empty, save for the tubful of mirror-smooth, uncanny fluid. The two “people” slept entwined until sunrise.

Naturally, sometimes Fang Xiu didn’t fall asleep right away.

Summer nights were warm, and excessive “exercise” made him feel sweaty and uncomfortable. So on many a summer night, he was happy to be intimate exactly like this—and for that, he bought the best-quality bathtub.

“No matter how much it rocks, it doesn’t make a sound,” he winked at Bai Shuangying. “But, uh, let’s not mention this to Dad.”


2025/5/20

Everyone’s Birthday Cakes

Congrats to the couple from “Help” on moving into the Married Zone ☆(/ω\)

This year’s 520 (May 20) mini-extra: couples celebrate their birthdays! It’s a perfect chance to compile everyone’s birthdays~

Fang Xiu: December 24th

Source: A normal birthday. (Christmas Eve)

Cake: [Traditional Brown-Sugar Flatbread]

The fruits of Bai Shuangying’s culinary efforts. It looks like a griddle cake with warm brown-sugar syrup inside and a faint herbal aroma… Lord Bai originally meant to make a cake, but he added a great deal of “I do as I please” to the recipe.

The failed “cake” left Bai Shuangying a little deflated; he only wanted to give Fang Xiu something healthier and more nourishing. But seeing Fang Xiu happily finish the sugar cake cheered him right up.

※ Fang Xiu truly finds this curious sugar cake delicious. How curious that whether it’s rich broth or sugar cakes made by his frosty ghost, the food he gets is warm and soft.

Bai Shuangying: August 10th

Source: The day he met Fang Xiu, when he first took human form. (Qixi, 2024)

Cake: [Marshmallow of Living Souls]

A little experiment after Fang Xiu mastered his power: he spins the living souls of sinners with sugar into marshmallows, then fixes them into the shape of a cake. Bai Shuangying loves the texture. It tastes delicate and sweet.

After savoring it repeatedly, Bai Shuangying discovered a small secret. Neither the living souls of sinners nor mortal sugar compares to Fang Xiu’s heartfelt vital essence—when Fang Xiu makes his “cake” with his whole heart, a little essence seeps in along with the love.

※ He doesn’t understand why, when he adds love to a cake for Fang Xiu, it turns into brown-sugar flatbread. He’s not convinced. For Fang Xiu’s next birthday, Bai Shuangying plans to add even more focus and love.


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 195: Pawprints of a Puppy

Patter patter patter, rustle.

A small black nose pressed against the crack of the door, sniffing hard. All the sacrifices on this floor were dead; there was no warm scent of living souls in the room.

The little black dog withdrew its nose and licked the tip with its tongue.

Lately, it really enjoyed wandering around the Disaster Relief Tower, sniffing here and there.

Fang Xiu had been studying in the mortal world recently, dragging Bai Shuangying along to live with him. Whenever they weren’t summoning it on purpose, the little black dog made full use of its ghost immortal status to run freely between the living and spirit realms, having a grand time.

Still, as much fun as roaming alone could be, it preferred walking with Fang Xiu. Fang Xiu would buy tasty dog biscuits and feed them to it from his warm palm.

That warmth always reminded the little dog of its previous owner.

Bai Shuangying didn’t enjoy walks as much, and his palms were never warm. But he was good in his own way—he could pet its head for hours without getting tired.

Normal humans didn’t have that kind of patience. All this time, Bai Shuangying’s head-pats had been the most comfortable.

It missed them a bit.

Maybe it was time to visit the mortal world again, it thought seriously.

“…Are we sure this is okay?”

Hearing the whispering voices of Underworld workers, the little dog’s floppy ears twitched. It picked up speed, transforming into a breeze.

Two ghost attendants were coming over with a bunch of cleaning tools, ready to clean the now-empty floor of the Tower.

They looked like paper dolls—one had a single eye, the other had three—and were huddled together, whispering non-stop.

“Even if Lord Fang has recovered his memories, he’s still not even thirty. Just over twenty years old. He’s far too young,” said the one-eyed attendant, Dian Yi, with a sigh. “He’s already tangled up with the God of Xushan. That kind of relationship can’t last.”

Dian San nervously looked around and lowered his voice. “What are you saying? Lord Fang’s doing just fine, isn’t he?”

“In terms of work, it’s definitely easier than before,” Dian Yi admitted readily.

Back when the sacrifices participated in rituals, the attendants had to manage the bodies left behind in the mortal world. If a soul stayed in the tower for a year or more, it was like being sent on a long, high-intensity business trip.

Now that Fang Xiu had reformed the system, most of the souls being sent down were non-recoverable. Their bodies didn’t need care and just a preservation spell to keep it fresh.

“But he’s handing over all the Tower’s refined yin energy to the God of Xushan,” Dian Yi whispered. “Everyone in the Underworld knows how precious that kind of pure yin energy is. And as the E resolutions continue, even a few leaks would help us build good relationships with new ghost immortals. Yet he’s giving it all away.”

“They’re bound together by karma, a bond between a god and an E,” Dian San said hesitantly.

“Sure, but this isn’t a matter of life or death. Even when Lord Fang destroyed multiple Immortal E’s, no one was rushing to sacrifice themselves.” Dian Yi snorted coldly.

“I’ve seen plenty of mortals in love. When they’re infatuated, it’s all grand gestures and passionate vows. But once the novelty fades, they become nitpicking and stingy…”

“Humans crave novelty and thrill. The God of Xushan might be powerful, but his personality is mild. Once Lord Fang matures and takes a hard look back at things… well.”

The little dog half-understood but knew these weren’t kind words. Its gums itched; it wanted to gnaw something badly.

“You’re worried Lord Fang might change his mind and they’ll have a falling out?” Dian San asked timidly.

“What else? If those two split, this Tower might not survive.” Dian Yi sighed again. “Who knows how many more peaceful years we’ll have here… Ow!”

Pain shot through its leg—it had been bitten hard by something. Dian Yi looked around suspiciously, but the little dog was already long gone.

It sprinted up to the top of the Tower and headed straight for A’Shou’s office, ready to file a complaint.

Underworld rules said it shouldn’t bite the enforcers too hard, Fang Xiu had told it that. But sometimes a little nip just wasn’t enough. It simply couldn’t stand hearing people talk badly about Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying.

“How have those two been doing lately?”

Before the dog could complain, it heard A’Shou asking Dian’er.

“No issues in the Tower, My Lady. They seem to be doing well,” Dian’er replied respectfully.

A’Shou nodded, then turned to the little dog. “And you? Have you noticed anything unusual?”

The dog froze.

Why was even A’Shou asking about Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying?

Seeing it stand there dumbly, A’Shou quickly added, “They’re fine. This is just a routine check. For the stability of the Disaster Relief Tower, the Underworld files an annual report.”

The little dog tilted its head.

“We can’t leave the Tower. Please go check the mortal world’s situation for us,”

A’Shou said, taking a fragrant pill from a drawer and offering it. “You don’t have to understand. Just report what you see.”

The dog gulped down the pill in two bites, barked twice loudly, and turned into wind once more.

After it disappeared, Dian’er turned to A’Shou. “Those two are always stuck together. Why worry?”

A’Shou replied, “Do you want the official explanation, or my personal doubts?”

“Uh…”

“As the saying goes, ‘sharing both sorrows and joys together,’ but in reality, it’s not so easy to share such things. The human world has many temptations. We can’t afford to get careless… That’s the reasoning.”

A’Shou sat back down and resumed going through paperwork.

“As for my doubt, I just don’t understand one thing. If they really planned to settle down, why haven’t they given the little dog a name?”

……

If it was supposed to report honestly, it should keep walking.

The little dog followed a familiar scent and wandered over to Cheng Songyun’s home.

Cheng Songyun had bought a small place in her daughter’s neighborhood. When she wanted to see her child, she would stay there a few days.

She was financially comfortable now and enjoying life. She would go on short trips when she had nothing else to do.

But the weather was a bit cold lately, so she stayed home and hung some cured meat.

The little dog squeezed through the door just as Cheng Songyun was calling Fang Xiu.

“Xiao Fang, send me your address. I’ll mail you some cured meat. I bought good cuts. It tastes amazing in stir-fry or soup. Let me tell you, Xiao Guan and his dormmates fought over it like crazy,” she said enthusiastically, her eyes sparkling. “I don’t know if Xiao Bai can eat this kind of thing, but I’ll send it anyway…”

Fang Xiu’s voice came faintly from the receiver. He sounded cheerful and relaxed.

“Oh no, don’t be polite. I’ll send it to your dad’s address then. By the way, how’ve you two been lately? Come visit if you’ve got time… Huh? What?”

Cheng Songyun’s smile froze. She looked like she’d just heard something shocking. She paused for a while before speaking again.

“Oh. Oh, I understand. You handle your things first. Come visit later!”

She hung up, still looking stunned.

——???

The little dog’s fur bristled. It didn’t even care about the cured meat anymore.

Could something really have happened to Fang Xiu?

It didn’t dare linger. It ran off to the next stop—

Guan He had successfully been admitted to Gui Province’s police academy and was living on campus. It was the weekend, and he was out shopping with his dormmates.

He no longer looked like the hunched, gloomy figure from the ritual. His crewcut was neat, his posture straight, and his build had filled out.

Whether he’d grown taller or just stood straighter, the little dog couldn’t tell—from its perspective, Guan He had always been a towering giant.

It sniffed for a while, confirmed the scent of the little boy spirit, and knew it was him.

Guan He had fallen a few steps behind his friends and was speaking seriously on the phone.

“Fang Ge? I just got a message from Auntie Cheng. I mean… I know you’re busy, and if you need help on my end, say the word.”

“I was surprised, yeah. But still, you two have been together a long time. Something like this happening isn’t too strange.”

Like Cheng Songyun, he sounded confused, unaware of the full picture.

“Anyway, I’m here if you need anything. Not many people know your situation… Okay, got it. I’ll be ready this weekend.”

“Was that your folks? What’s with that look?”

His friends swarmed over after the call ended.

“It’s nothing,” Guan He forced a smile. “Come on, let’s go eat.”

The little dog was officially panicking.

It could no longer wander at its own pace. With a rush of wind, it stormed into Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying’s house.

…Only Yuan Ye and Bai Shuangying were home.

Yuan Ye was cooking downstairs.

Seeing the panting little dog dash in, he calmly fished out a piece of meat from the pot, rinsed it under the tap. “Good boy. Want some meat?”

The little dog sat with its tail drooping, howled twice, its mind nowhere near the food.

“Fang Xiu went to class. He’ll be back soon,”

Yuan Ye replied with a knowing smile, as if he understood. “Xiao Bai’s upstairs. Want to go see him?”

“Woo woo woof—”

The dog rolled its eyes upward, carefully observing Yuan Ye’s expression.

Yuan Ye didn’t seem upset. In fact, he looked perfectly content. Could it be that Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying had a fight and kept it secret from their family?

That made sense. If Fang Xiu wanted to hide something, no one would notice a thing.

The dog sat at the doorway, determined to wait for Fang Xiu to return and go see Bai Shuangying together.

Less than thirty minutes later, three knocks sounded, and Fang Xiu entered, carrying two bags with an unreadable.

The little dog rushed over and latched onto his leg, letting out an anxious whine.

“What are you doing here?” Fang Xiu casually patted its warm head.

“Woof!” the little dog cried desperately.

“Dad, I’m leaving one bag here,” Fang Xiu placed a steaming bag of prepared food on the table. “I’m heading upstairs. Call me when it’s time to eat.”

“Go ahead,” Yuan Ye waved his spatula.

Here it was.

The little dog scrambled its legs furiously and followed Fang Xiu up the stairs.

At the door, Fang Xiu paused, smoothing his messy bangs and flattening his shirt before opening it—

At first glance, Bai Shuangying sat at the window, wrapped in golden sunlight.

Soft white-noise music played from the speaker, and books were scattered on the floor.

In the next second, Bai Shuangying flashed to the doorway, lowered his head slightly, and looked directly into Fang Xiu’s eyes. “You’re back.”

“Have you really thought this through? Not acting on impulse?” Fang Xiu asked with unusual seriousness.

“Yes.” Bai Shuangying’s expression was blank, but his voice was firm.

“We’re not the same,” Fang Xiu sighed. “Aside from external factors, I have personal principles. Are you sure you won’t reconsider?”

“Even if this means we separate for a while, I…”

“I’ve made up my mind,” Bai Shuangying interrupted without hesitation.

Bathed in harsh sunlight, the two stared at each other in silence. For two whole seconds, the world seemed utterly still, even the dust in the air seemed to freeze.

“…Alright.” At last, Fang Xiu lowered his gaze.

The little dog’s ears trembled slightly.

Were its best friends breaking up? What could it do?

It had waited so long for companions to walk with, for a place that felt like home.

If they really separated… what would happen to it?

Whimpering twice, the little black dog wished it could speak. Then it heard the second half of Fang Xiu’s sentence—

“If you want to study with me, not only do you have to get into the same school, but you have to pass within three years.”

Fang Xiu scratched his head with both hands. “I’ll probably switch to a master’s or doctoral track. If everything goes well, we can be together for a long time. Haa, I knew you’d insist.”

Little black dog: “?”

Something didn’t sound right.

“I don’t like being apart from you for too long.” Bai Shuangying casually picked up a book from the floor. “The time you’ve spent studying alone has been too long.”

Fang Xiu laughed helplessly. He took a small step forward and tugged gently at Bai Shuangying’s cheeks. “I only mentioned it to Cheng Jie, and she was completely shocked. Xiao Guan said he’d help. You can borrow his notes.”

“Hey, if you actually get in, I wonder how the living-world institutions are going to react.”

“Heaven follows its natural course; everything has its own principles.”

Though his face was being pulled, Bai Shuangying still maintained a proud expression. His pronunciation was a little warped, but his tone was unwavering. “As long as cause and effect are clear and the theories sound, there’s nothing I can’t learn.”

“If that’s the case, should I be worried about your language subjects?”

Bai Shuangying fell silent.

After a long pause, he murmured, “I’ll do my best.”

“In any case, I don’t like being apart from you for too long.”

Fang Xiu looked at him with eyes as gentle as spring wind.

Bai Shuangying opened his arms in response, inviting a hug. Fang Xiu embraced him without hesitation, burying his face in the cool, soft fabric of Bai Shuangying’s clothes.

“I used to think that you wouldn’t care about being apart for a few hours.”

Fang Xiu’s voice was muffled. “I thought I was the only one…”

Bai Shuangying stroked his hair and gave it a soft ruffle. “At first, I thought I wouldn’t care either.”

“But if I don’t want to be apart, then I don’t. That’s how I feel. That’s the truth.” He emphasized the word “truth”.

His tone remained calmly matter-of-fact, as if this was the most natural thing in the world.

Fang Xiu smiled, warm breath brushing against Bai Shuangying’s chest. “You’re right. No point in lying to myself.”

Then his breathing slowed. He hugged Bai Shuangying tightly for a long while before speaking again. “This is one of my bad habits.”

“Hm?”

“These days, I’ve been a little too happy. So happy it scares me.”

Fang Xiu spoke softly. “I know you won’t change. But humans… humans change all the time. What someone thinks at eight, twenty-eight, or forty-eight… It’s completely different.”

Bai Shuangying listened quietly, slowly brushing his fingertips along Fang Xiu’s back.

Fang Xiu fell silent again. Speaking this truth seemed to take all the strength he had. “My life has turned out much longer than I ever imagined. And honestly, I’m not that prepared for the future.”

“To tell the truth, I don’t know what kind of person I’ll become.”

“I see,” Bai Shuangying said gently.

Fang Xiu buried his face deeper, voice growing even softer. “So I’ve always hoped that nothing between us would ever change—if you don’t change, and our relationship doesn’t change, I can convince myself that everything is still the same. That nothing ever will change.”

“That way, I can feel a little safer.”

For some reason, the little black dog understood a bit of that.

It was like being handed something incredibly precious and not knowing how to care for it. Too scared to bite it, too scared to play with it, terrified of breaking it.

All it wanted was to find a place to bury it forever and keep it safe.

But sometimes, it wondered—did that really count as “having”?

Bai Shuangying didn’t comfort his human. He just thought carefully and finally concluded, “It seems you really don’t want to be apart from me.”

Then he let out a breath, speaking like someone who had been through it all. “Then let’s wait until we’re about to be separated and look for ways not to be. See? I’ve already found one.”

Just picturing the God of Xushan studying Guan He’s high school notes made Fang Xiu’s carefully cultivated melancholy vanish.

He gave a low chuckle. “Fair enough.”

“Even if you become a notorious villain, you’re still incredibly clever. You’d come up with a solution.”

Bai Shuangying said, “Whether you’re twenty-eight, sixty-eight, or one hundred twenty-eight, I’ll still say this to you. I’m not planning to leave—at least not for the next thousand years.”

“So you really don’t need to hold back. Just do whatever you want.”

His tone was still perfectly casual, as if this whole conversation was nothing more than choosing breakfast.

…He even pulled Fang Xiu a little closer.

Fang Xiu: “Really?”

Before Bai Shuangying could answer, Fang Xiu lifted his face and kissed his cheek.

The corners of his mouth curved in a signature smile. Only now, it was so sincere it held a trace of youthful awkwardness.

“Then I think you should have lunch first today,” Fang Xiu whispered.

Before the little black dog could run over for some head pats, it found itself teleported out of the room by one of Bai Shuangying’s spells.

In its final glimpse, it saw slender fingers lift a red T-shirt and a pale hand press against Fang Xiu’s lower back.

Little black dog: “???”

Well, never mind. It was clear its friends weren’t breaking up anytime soon.

It blew out a puff of air and waddled downstairs. It decided to get a bite of meat before submitting its report.

Inside the room—

Fang Xiu wrapped his arms around Bai Shuangying’s neck, his bare back pressed to the door.

As the rustle of fabric filled the air, he ran his fingers through his lover’s hair, whispering nonstop.

“I want to take you and Dad on a family trip next holiday.”

“I want to introduce you to my new friends.”

“I want to go with you to…”

“…I want to give that little black dog a name.”

Eventually, all his whispered desires were drowned in the act of fulfilling them.

……

Years later, Country A, a private medical facility.

A doctor adjusted his glasses and sighed. “Mr. Zhuang’s condition is not good. Recently, his seizures have become more frequent, and we’re starting to see irregular brain activity.”

“He’s old, and his body is failing. The fact that he’s survived this many years in a coma is already a miracle. Money can’t change his situation anymore.”

“But he’s still with us, isn’t he?”

A middle-aged man in an expensive custom suit spoke with unwavering certainty. “He’s survived so many critical episodes. That’s my God’s protection.”

“That’s why we must not fail him.”

A young woman beside him responded reverently. “After so many key members disappeared, you’ve finally kept the Guishan Sect going all these years.”

“The situation back in our country isn’t ideal. Only a few ordinary followers remain, waiting for your guidance.”

“I know.” The man let out a long sigh.

“Right, aren’t doctors from Country C supposed to visit today? I remember they’re new but highly skilled. Make sure confidentiality is airtight.”

“Yes.”

“Don’t be stingy. Do whatever it takes to keep the leader alive a little longer.”

The woman nodded firmly and murmured a few verses of “Return, return,” before striding into the patient’s room.

Zhuang Chongyue’s hospital room was spacious and elegant, with a view of the wide blue sky.

Once a robust man, he now looked like a dried corpse, sunk deep into a tangle of machines and tubes.

His skin was shriveled and yellowed, brittle like rough paper that might tear at the slightest touch.

The doctors standing at his bedside were surprisingly young.

One wore a surgical mask, gaze lowered, eyes obscured by shadow. The other stood in the light, leaning over the patient. He was strikingly handsome, his hair slightly messy, and a sliver of red visible beneath his white coat.

“Don’t worry. I’ll make sure you live a very, very long time.”

The handsome doctor smiled. His smile was gentle and sincere that it was almost indescribable.

The woman was visibly moved and nodded in acknowledgment.

The young doctor’s smile deepened. Leaning down further, he added playfully, “You’ll never be rid of me.”

As if he heard the words, Zhuang Chongyue, deeply unconscious, twitched beneath his eyelids. A slight moisture appeared at the corner of his eye.

“What was that…” the woman murmured in surprise.

“It’s nothing. Just joking.”

The doctor straightened up and held out his right hand.

“Hello, I’m Fang Xiu.”

“This is my husband and colleague, Bai Shuangying.”


The author has something to say:

Officially the end. Thank you for all your support and patience throughout the story!

This one was more of a warm-up project. From here on, I’ll likely alternate between set fantasy and modern supernatural themes with new experiments in between. [peeks sneakily]

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Replay: The next book A Contract Between Enemies is tentatively scheduled for release around July! It’s fantasy—check the author profile for updates~

Thank you to everyone supporting the official release! See you in a few months [heart]


Kinky Thoughts:

Oh, this last chapter is really good. At least the pet will get a name (though we won’t know what it is).

It seems like Nian Zhong has experimented again with this novel. The last “experimental” project she did was Access Denied… which was also one of my least favorite works by her. I seem to not like it when she writes out of the norm.

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