Suddenly Trending Ch3

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3

“I can’t take it anymore, hahaha. Ran Lin, you’re really talented. How did you come up with the idea of holding up a light sign, hahaha—”

On the way back, He Jiayi, who had watched the whole process, still couldn’t stop laughing while holding his stomach.

Even Chen Ling, who was usually quiet and reserved, couldn’t help but laugh along.

Everyone thought he did it spontaneously, just to ride on the popularity of Lu Yiyao. But this act was really funny, especially after being recognized by the entertainment journalists. The scene was quite amusing. So instead of mocking, everyone just wanted to laugh heartily.

Ran Lin was laughed at until he lost his temper.

He felt like this incident was like the ancient story of ‘ghost hitting the wall*’—picking up the light sign as if possessed, standing still as if under a spell, facing Lu Yiyao as if destined, and taking a warm photo together as if by fate.

*Phrase that describes a situation where a person becomes trapped in a maze, typically while walking in a familiar place. They feel as if they’re walking in circles or unable to find their way out of a seemingly endless repetition of the same path or scenery. Depending on context, it could mean metaphorically a situation where someone is stuck in a repetitive or confusing scenario in life, unable to find a way out despite their efforts. In this case, it’s the latter.

Perhaps that sign carried the spirit of an obsessed fan, so whoever picked it up would be possessed by the fan’s spirit.

Otherwise, there was no way to explain this absurd mix-up.

But until the end, he didn’t say anything to the journalists. From the moment Lu Yiyao hugged him for a photo until he quickly left after the photo, it was only half a minute. Even when they later realized he might also be a star, there was just a flash of surprise in their eyes. Then, without waiting for his reaction, he gently let go, saying, “I’m really tired from the journey and need to rest, sorry everyone,” perfectly concluding the image of a friendly and approachable star.

The journalists, though they let him pass, still followed Lu Yiyao all the way to the door.

Kang Hui called them to take pictures on another floor, saying Han Ze had already gone back, and the ready photographer thought the scenery there was better.

It wasn’t a discussion, just a notification.

All three of them understood and immediately rushed to the designated place.

The journalists might come back after Lu Yiyao got in the car to dig deeper into the gossip of this lesser-known male star greeting his idol with a light sign, or they might not come back and just continue to follow Lu Yiyao. But none of this mattered to Ran Lin anymore.

The subsequent shooting went smoothly, and soon, the three of them followed their manager back in the car.

Kang Hui finally pieced together what happened from He Jiayi’s snickers and brief comments, and his face darkened.

Ran Lin’s heart sank, knowing he was about to be scolded.

Having been in the industry for two years, although he was still a lesser-known star, he was well aware of the various tricks in the industry.

What is popularity1? It’s about having buzz2.

1Red () In terms of the entertainment circle, this means popularity.
2Heat (热度) In terms of the entertainment circle, refers to buzz. This term is commonly used to measure the success or impact of marketing campaigns, celebrity influence, or the reach of news stories and events in the digital age.

How can one achieve popularity? Those with good conditions, strong connections, resources, and willingness to work hard, aside from accumulating goodwill and visibility through roles in various productions, also need to stir up some topics. Those with poor conditions, lacking background and resources, must resort to all means to grab headlines.

An opportunity like the one he just had was a godsend. What he should have done was to cling to Lu Yiyao’s coattail*, expressing his fanboy feelings even though he was a star himself.

*Clinging/Hugging someone’s thigh. Basically, riding on their coattails (currying favor with someone).

If successful, he could not only ride on the news but also use the opportunity to build a relationship with Lu Yiyao.

Lu Yiyao’s team would naturally not let him slap a young fan’s face in front of the cameras, so whether their relationship is good or not doesn’t matter, as long as the fans think they hit it off from today.

The worst-case scenario would be Lu Yiyao’s fans not buying it and heavily criticizing him.

So what?

Criticism* was also a form of buzz.

*Black. Slandering and creating or spreading black materials (negative information/scandals) to defame someone or some projects, usually done by anti-fans.

But he didn’t say a word in front of the camera, missing the chance to make headlines.

Even if tomorrow the news spreads about him holding a sign waiting for Lu Yiyao, without interaction, communication, or catchy phrases—just a few photos or a few seconds of awkward video—there was no angle to stir up news.

Unexpectedly, Kang Hui didn’t say much; he just gloomily stared at him for a long time, eventually took off his glasses, rubbed his temples tiredly, and then asked Chen Ling, “There’s no problem with the fan meeting the day after tomorrow, right?”

Chen Ling, not knowing how the topic shifted to him, was stunned for a moment before answering, “Oh, no problem. We’ve rehearsed it several times.”

Kang Hui nodded and then rested with his eyes closed, not saying another word.

He Jiayi curled his lips, obviously disgusted with Kang Hui’s attitude throughout the whole process.

It wasn’t out of solidarity with Ran Lin; he just didn’t get along with this agent.

If an artist doesn’t get along with their manager, don’t expect them to become popular.

But He Jiayi didn’t care, as he had already given up on his future and was just waiting for his contract to end to change careers, using his savings to start a second profession.

Ran Lin didn’t dislike his agent. After all, he had been with him since his debut.

But he understood He Jiayi’s feelings.

Because both of them were in the same situation: being abandoned.

Yes, it wasn’t just neglect anymore.

Kang Hui, managing three artists alone with limited experience and resources, could only focus on one.

And Chen Ling was the chosen one.

It was simple. Chen Ling could sing, write songs, and perform well, making him suitable for variety shows, fan meetings, and even writing songs for dramas and movies.

The entertainment industry didn’t lack people who looked good, like Ran Lin and He Jiayi.

But talent was appreciated everywhere.

So facing Ran Lin’s hopeless situation, Kang Hui couldn’t even bother to speak.

Ran Lin gave He Jiayi a faint smile, with a sense of relief and helplessness.

Even if he had clung to Lu Yiyao’s coattail just now, what then? Without work, reputation, resources, or prospects, any buzz would be fleeting.

Hot topics* on Weibo updated every hour.

*Think “trending topics”. 

Even the biggest trending events faded away in a couple of days.

The company’s driver drove like he was racing for his life. Ran Lin, sitting next to the door, rested his head against the window, watching the street scenes swiftly recede.

He was twenty-three this year.

He wondered how much more of his youth he could squander in this industry.

The other protagonist of the airport incident, Mr. Lu Yiyao, forgot about this incident as soon as he turned his head.

After returning to his luxurious apartment in the Chaoyang District and taking a refreshing hot shower, he didn’t even have time to reminisce about the wonderful moments at the film festival before diving into his soft bed for a sound sleep.

On the same night, under the same dawn sky.

One in the CBD center, the other almost out of the East Fifth Ring.

Unbeknownst to the two people dancing with the Duke of Zhou* in their dreams, in another space, on Weibo, where there were thousands of sleepless people, their ‘brotherly love video’ was slowly fermenting.

*This is a humorous idiomatic expression (dancing the cha-cha with the Duke of Zhou) to refer to someone who’s in deep sleep and possibly dreaming. The Duke of Zhou is a revered figure in Chinese history known for his wisdom and moral integrity. In Chinese culture, he’s often associated with dreams.

“Lu Ge, your coffee.”

The clever assistant had long figured out Lu Yiyao’s habits—a sandwich for breakfast without fail, accompanied by a latte if the previous day was normal, or black coffee if he was fatigued or had stayed up late for filming.

Few people would both like a latte with hardly any strong coffee flavor and pure black coffee without any embellishments.

But his boss was an exception.

However, if all your colleagues complained about how difficult stars were to serve, and you found your boss quite agreeable, even often calm when you thought he should be angry, then even a bit of unusual preference was endearing.

“Mm.” Lu Yiyao didn’t even lift his head, just grunted. It seemed like he wasn’t in a good mood.

The assistant froze, thinking, ‘You really can’t praise people.’ Just after he did, the coffee wasn’t taken, and the usual “thank you” was gone too. Although he didn’t expect it, after getting used to it, it was still awkward when it was taken away.

Despite his internal complaints, the assistant promptly placed the coffee on the table in front of the makeup mirror.

The makeup artist, who had finished Lu Yiyao’s makeup and was working on his hair, gave the assistant a look, and he understood, quietly stepping back.

The boss was angry.

And it was that kind of anger that couldn’t be resolved by cultivation; only suppressed, causing an internal turmoil.

His phone slammed onto the table, hitting the coffee cup. Fortunately, the coffee shop’s takeaway packaging was sturdy, only sliding half a centimeter to the side before steadying itself.

Lu Yiyao had been scrolling through Weibo all morning, and the makeup artist had been sneakily watching too.

Although it wasn’t nice, from her perspective as a bystander, this matter was really worth calling a few friends for afternoon tea to gossip about.

Here’s what happened.

At 8 a.m., the famous Lu, who reportedly had barely slept a few hours the night before, was brought directly to the makeup room in a nanny car by his manager, Hong Jie. He had a midday engagement in the city to promote a product he was endorsing.

Although Lu Yi Yao was sleepy-eyed, he professionally let the makeup artist do her work. However, yawning one after another, truly bored, and with the assistant who went to buy breakfast perhaps caught in the morning rush and not yet back, he could only scroll through Weibo and check his mentions, a better option than doing nothing, while making sure not to disturb the muscles in his face.

Little did he know, upon checking a message from a friend in the industry, he would see himself.

Seeing oneself on Weibo wasn’t unusual for Lu Yiyao.

But today was different. In today’s Weibo, beside his own face was another.

The topic was still brewing heat. When Lu Yiyao looked, comments were continuously increasing.

The title was [It’s so sad that ugly people can’t even chase stars these days] accompanied by his photo with Ran Lin and a ten-second video.

The video was hastily shot, noisy, but the picture was clear, and the reporters’ teasing at the end was very audible.

He and Ran Lin, standing shoulder to shoulder, objectively speaking, made a pretty scene.

That was when Lu Yiyao remembered last night’s episode.

Soon, the top two or three similar Weibo posts had over a thousand replies, as people who scrolled at night had gone to bed and those up for work continued scrolling.

Most hot comments were like, “Ahhh, this is too handsome” or “Wow wow, my God Lu’s charm is unbeatable.”

There were a few true fans criticizing Ran Lin for riding on popularity, but they were quickly responded to by rational fans with, “There’s nothing wrong with one more person liking him. Please don’t attract hate towards God Lu.”

Lu Yiyao was used to being used for popularity, and besides, Ran Lin hadn’t done anything troublesome on camera or said anything outrageous.

In fact, the guy didn’t say a word.

This made Lu Yiyao uncertain whether it was a publicity stunt or genuine fandom.

But in just half an hour.

The direction of public opinion subtly shifted.

First, a few netizens forwarded the video and asked, “Am I the only one who thinks Ran Lin’s laugh looks very awkward 😂?”

Then, more and more netizens replied, “You’re not alone 😏*.”

*Note: This is supposed to be a doge emoji like this.

And then something miraculous happened—airport surveillance footage leaked.

In the video, from his “body double” attracting the fans away to Ran Lin hesitantly picking up the light sign, then looking at the trash can, and finally, his own dashing arrival at the exit, mistaking someone as a fan and embracing them.

The surveillance video was silent, but just watching it, it could be interpreted as “Ran Lin deliberately picking up the light sign pretending to be a fan.”

But what ultimately led the narrative was “What to do when mistaken as a fan by a star? I really just wanted to protect the environment 😂.”

This topic was much more dramatic than the previous one, and it was the kind of reversal that the public loves to see.

Soon, the two videos were spliced together by some entertainment marketing account with thoughtful post-production, especially the thirty-second video where Ran Lin didn’t say a word, bizarrely given start-to-end subtitles, fittingly dramatic.

He hugged Ran Lin’s shoulder, and Ran Lin was stunned— [This star…. This might be a misunderstanding.]

He pulled Ran Lin to face the camera, and Ran Lin was still stunned— [What should I do? Should I run now?!]

Halfway through the video, Ran Lin subtly sighed— [Well, let’s not face slap anyone. It’s just a mistake.]

In the last third, Ran Lin showed an awkward smile— [I’m so tired…]

In the final scene, reporters shouted randomly, but Ran Lin continued to smile— [Lu Yiyao, you owe me an Oscar.]

The video ended with a dark screen with red text— [I’m not your fan, but I love you deeply. — Ran Lin]

As soon as the video was released, various marketing accounts immediately went crazy sharing it, and it instantly became a hot topic.

The watching crowd was dumbfounded, but because the subtitles added were so humorous, the comments were uniformly filled with “hahahahahaha.”

If Lu Yiyao couldn’t smell something fishy at this point, then his four years in the entertainment industry would have been in vain.

Regardless of whether Ran Lin picking up the light sign was accidental or deliberate, this current trend was definitely led by the other party’s team.

Although Lu Yiyao’s status in the entertainment industry was still that of a junior, he was at the peak of both topic and popularity, a critical phase where traffic and popularity were exploding. If handled well, the future would be a smooth road. To get involved with him at this time was indeed a clever calculation.

Fortunately, Ran Lin was completely unknown, so the gimmick of “star misunderstanding star” in this video was actually not much different from “star misunderstanding a passerby”. The only point of humor was “how awkward”, but once the awkwardness was over, it was over—just a joke that couldn’t stir up much trouble.

This could be seen from the comments; even the hottest marketing accounts only had around two thousand comments below.

As long as he didn’t respond, the heat of this matter would quickly fade.

In this self-comforting relief, Lu Yiyao waited for his assistant’s coffee.

It was really just the assistant’s bad luck.

If he had returned just two minutes earlier, Lu Yiyao wouldn’t have been so angry.

Unfortunately, neither early nor late, at the very moment he spoke, Lu Yiyao’s well-cultivated heart just happened to explode into pieces of shit.

—The names Ran Lin and Lu Yiyao, tied together, parachuted into the hot search*.

*This is the title of the novel. See Kinky Thoughts for more details.


Kinky Thoughts:

The title of the novel is (空降热搜) which transliterated means Airborne Hot Search. In terms of context, I went with Suddenly Trending (which is basically what’s happening here).

Just a note, I’m not familiar with Weibo or the emojis/gifs/ect. they use. I hear it’s similar to Twitter. For emoticons I can’t find, I’ll try to substitute with what I think match best, leaving a footnote behind (similar to the doge emoji).


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Suddenly Trending Ch2

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2

“Wait here first. We’ll shoot Han Ze first and then you,” Kang Hui briefly instructed before diving into the sea of youth with his team.

The big screen showed that the flight had arrived.

Since it was a flight rescheduled at the last minute, the company had limited time to prepare, and with the three of them needing makeup and styling, they managed to arrive just in time despite rushing. Originally, the plan was to shoot them first, but now they had to prioritize Han Ze’s schedule.

Kang Hui was the common agent for the three of them, but not for Han Ze. After noticing Han Ze’s potential for stardom, the company hired Wang Xi, a top agent who had just left Pentium Times Media Group, as Han Ze’s agent. Subsequently, she naturally became the head of the agent department at Dream Without Limits.

Pentium Times Media was one of the most influential media groups in the country, with excellent platforms and resources, and its agents were among the best in the industry. However, for unknown reasons, Wang Xi left without taking any artists with her, citing “philosophical differences”.

This was followed by Han Ze’s sudden rise to fame.

He Jiayi always liked to say behind the scenes that Han Ze was just lucky, while Chen Ling, the youthful rebel, didn’t care much about anyone.

But Ran Lin thought differently. With the same resources, some became famous while others didn’t. It might be a matter of timing or talent. Instead of envying others, it was better to focus on oneself.

Of course, that was his motivational talk last year. This year, he was a negative energy boy, unable to muster the same enthusiasm.

Wang Xi probably knew Lu Yiyao, as the latter’s studio, though nominally independent, was actually affiliated with Pentium Times Media, making him technically an artist of Pentium Times Media. Despite Wang Xi not being Lu Yiyao’s agent, they belonged to the same company and probably knew each other, even if they only met once a year at the annual meeting. Moreover, Wang Xi was likely familiar with Lu Yiyao’s agent.

It must be a mixed feeling for Xi Jie*, now with her new company’s artist competing against her former company’s colleague and artists (at the international arrival exit). Especially since Lu Yiyao was currently on a roll, overshadowing Han Ze.

*Sister (). Term used to show respect and affection towards someone who is female and is either older or holds a higher position or authority. Usually, it signifies closeness or a friendly relationship.

Ran Lin didn’t know Lu Yiyao personally, but he always saw him—on TV and Weibo.

Especially this year, which was a big breakthrough year for Lu Yiyao.

Although that person had a few memorable film and TV roles in the previous two years, it wasn’t until this year that he truly shined. With leading roles in the TV dramas <Ten Years of Rainy Night> and <Yun Zhang>, and the film <Beihai Tree> all released in the same year.

Both TV dramas aired in March and April, back to back, on the same two networks. For a time, jokes were made online that turning on the TV meant seeing Lu Yiyao.

Both dramas were based on popular IPs and targeted young audiences. While <Night> received mediocre reviews, <Yun> was highly acclaimed, resulting in a positive aftereffect for both shows. Their high ratings also demonstrated Lu Yiyao’s value, outperforming most IP dramas of the same period and even the previous year.

For fans, it was about idolizing the person.

For investors, it was about the return on investment.

Lu Yiyao excelled in both aspects, making it only natural for him to rise to fame.

As the saying goes, good things come in pairs, but for Lu Yiyao, favored by fortune, good things come in threes.

In June, just as his popularity was surging from the two TV shows, his film <Beihai Tree> was released. Although it was a niche art film with modest box office returns, it received critical acclaim and was nominated in a major category at an international A-list film festival in August.

Now, just after National Day, Lu Yiyao had returned home in glory, having walked the red carpet at the festival and gained international recognition.

Despite only winning Best Cinematography among the three nominations, a nomination for Best Actor at an internationally recognized festival was enough to make Lu Yiyao stand out among his peers, shedding his idol image, elevating to a serious actor, and making a grand transition to a film star.

In terms of earning potential, films may not be as profitable as TV dramas, but in terms of prestige, the big screen was always the ultimate goal for stars.

Many popular TV actors become box office poison when they move to films. By establishing a firm footing on the big screen, Lu Yiyao had already outpaced his contemporaries.

He was only twenty-four this year.

Just a year older than Ran Lin.

“Ahhhhh—”

“Han Ze! Han Ze!”

“Ahhhh—”

The fans’ screams, as if gathering strength all night, almost lifted the roof of Terminal 3.

Ran Lin, who had been enviously daydreaming about Lu Yiyao’s success, was startled by the screams.

The international arrival exit was packed, and all the young men and women who came for Han Ze, as well as some for Lu Yiyao but also casual fans of Han Ze, started screaming.

Ran Lin and the others stayed on the outskirts, unnoticed, even though they looked incredibly handsome.

Han Ze had already come out, not wearing a hat, sunglasses, or a mask, which meant he was in great condition and confident enough to face the candid shots of his true fans.

And indeed, he was.

In a clean, sharp trench coat, his stride seemed to create a breeze. His hair was casual yet stylish, and his handsome face, smiling all the way, showed no signs of travel fatigue, radiating vitality and warmth.

Han Ze’s popularity was no fluke.

Elegant in costume drama and dashing in modern attire, his presence alone captivated the audience. This was a gift from the heavens.

As Han Ze moved out, part of the crowd followed him, creating a chaotic mix of screams, footsteps, and shoving.

Kang Hui was quickly swallowed up by the crowd, but Xi Jie, who had been following Han Ze, and the photographer who came with them remained conspicuous. However, most fans and entertainment journalists were still waiting for Lu Yiyao.

Han Ze’s figure became increasingly distant in the throng of fans, soon about to leave the terminal building.

He Jiayi voiced his concern. “Are we just going to wait here foolishly? Looking at this, that kid will probably just hop into the company car and leave as soon as he’s out of the terminal. Will the photographer even come back to take our photos? And after that, do we just take a taxi home in the middle of the night?”

Chen Ling, irritated by the airport’s no-smoking policy, didn’t bother to respond, yawning continuously.

Ran Lin actually didn’t want to bother with him either, as this colleague of his always had a straightforward way of thinking. Seeing He Jiayi getting restless, Ran Lin had to put an arm around his neck in a brotherly gesture and explained, “Don’t worry, there are so many people with Han Ze. Even if we clear the space, that small broken car won’t fit all of us. The company must have already arranged a car to wait for us.”

He Jiayi froze, then after a moment, he nodded in realization. “Makes sense!” He continued looking at Ran Lin, adding, “You’ve got a sharp mind, kid.”

Ran Lin didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, feeling that the compliment wasn’t quite fulfilling.

“Ahhhhhhhh—”

“Lu Yiyao Ahhhhhh—”

“Ahhhh I love you—”

It was unknown who shouted first, but after that, the noise level never went down.

If Han Ze’s fans almost overturned the terminal, Lu Yiyao’s fans completely did. Thankfully, the hall didn’t allow parking, or else the alarms would be blaring now.

Compared to Han Ze, Lu Yiyao was fully equipped with a hat, mask, and sunglasses, keeping his head down and swiftly walking out, surrounded by staff. He didn’t even offer a smile to his fans who came to pick him up. His speed was almost supernatural, as if he was escaping.

Ran Lin felt somewhat disappointed.

He had wanted to see the real person.

Lu Yiyao in TV dramas was exactly his type—with sharp eyebrows and charming eyes, appearing cold when not smiling, but usually wearing a faint smile. In historical dramas, he was an elegant young master, his fringe tied into his hair bun, exuding restrained passion; in modern dramas, he was a playful boyfriend, his fringe down, fresh and sunny.

What a pity.

Ran Lin sighed silently in his heart. He Jiayi, who had just freed himself from Ran Lin’s arm, was watching the crowd following their “male god” with a complex expression.

Being in the same entertainment industry, the impact of such unequal treatment was huge. Unless one had a will of steel, it was hard to stay unaffected.

The hall returned to silence. The international arrival exit was now completely empty, with a piece of a light sign lying on the ground. It had only the word “Yao” still flashing, probably dropped in the earlier commotion.

Ran Lin decided to pick up the light sign—after all, it was a busy exit, and such an object lying on the ground seemed unsafe. But upon picking it up, he started regretting it.

He hadn’t thought much about it initially, just considering it a simple act of environmental care. However, holding the light sign, he realized it wasn’t disposable like cheering lightsticks. This well-made sign could last a year or two if well-preserved.

In his first year in the entertainment industry, Ran Lin had occasionally seen fans holding light signs to pick him up at the airport. The number was, of course, incomparable to Lu Yiyao, but whether it was ten fans or a hundred thousand, each fan’s feelings were the same. Probably no one liked to see the light sign they made to support their idol thrown in the trash.

Wait a minute.

Perhaps inspired by the flickering light sign, Ran Lin suddenly sensed something amiss. He looked up at the big screen above the exit. Sure enough, although the flights from Han Ze’s fashion week and Lu Yiyao’s film festival city both showed as having arrived, there was a fifteen-minute gap between their arrival times. Even if Lu Yiyao was fast, luggage delivery always followed the flight order. How could he have come out right after Han Ze?

A commotion from behind caught Ran Lin’s attention. The gossip journalists who had followed the fans in pursuit of “Lu Yiyao” were now hurrying back!

Ran Lin widened his eyes in disbelief and looked back at the international arrival exit. Although he had a vague idea of what was happening, he found Lu Yiyao’s trickery astounding.

Roll, roll, roll—

The sound of rolling luggage approached.

The first to come out was a group from the Sunset Red International Travel Group. Despite it being late at night, the elderly tourists were still enthusiastically discussing their trip. Then came a few foreigners, followed by young students…

About six or seven minutes later, the flow of people slowed down, and finally, the exit was quiet and empty again.

It seemed like all the passengers from the flight had left.

But Ran Lin, glancing at the media still waiting around, firmly believed his guess was correct.

Roll, roll, roll—

Here they come.

Ran Lin looked up, fixating on the exit, not sure why he was so determined nor whether he wanted to verify his guess or see the real Lu Yiyao, who could come up with such a cunning plan.

Lu Yiyao wore black casual pants, a dark gray pullover knit sweater with a white shirt underneath, the collar peeking out, and the hem casually loose. Unlike Han Ze’s meticulous preparation, Lu Yiyao seemed more casual, his hair slightly messy from the journey, adding a lazy charm to his relaxed style.

However, his bare face and the fleeting look of astonishment on the faces of the entertainment reporters as he walked out betrayed him.

This person must have anticipated that his “stand-in” would draw everyone away.

Ran Lin was sure of it.

His lips uncontrollably curved upwards, as Ran Lin could almost imagine in his mind Lu Yiyao’s internal monologue at this moment, surely filled with words that would be bleeped out on television.

But this man was quick to adapt, or perhaps he had good self-control, quickly hiding his annoyance and wearing a gentle smile in his eyes.

The sound of clicking cameras was incessant.

Lu Yiyao allowed them to take photos generously.

Ran Lin thought that he must have figured that since it had come to this, it was better to be graceful than to appear disheveled.

Some eager reporters began asking questions, their phones set to record almost pushed into his mouth, mostly about the film festival, and a few bold ones directly asked about scandals.

His agent, Yao Hong, was with him from beginning to end but didn’t overshadow him. She seemed very confident in Lu Yiyao, not hastily intervening even when scandalous questions were asked. Unlike the always impeccably made-up Wang Xi, who was sharp and efficient, this woman in her forties appeared gentler and simpler, not like a strong woman, but more like an elder sister.

Her confidence wasn’t without reason—Lu Yiyao deftly handled the scandal-related questions, even managing to make the reporters laugh.

Ran Lin, standing close by, heard everything clearly and instantly realized that this was a response Lu Yiyao had prepared well in advance, just waiting for someone to walk into his trap so he could display his wit.

After answering about five or six questions, Yao Hong finally spoke up, expressing gently to the reporters the artist’s need to return and rest soon.

The reporters, rarely encountering an artist’s team willing to negotiate, empathized and slowly cleared a path. Of course, they continued to take photos, trying to capture as much material as possible.

Ran Lin also stepped aside with the reporters.

Lu Yiyao, in person, was even more charismatic than on TV. Ran Lin, from a purely appreciative perspective, felt his trip that evening wasn’t in vain.

Huh?

Lu Yiyao looked over without warning and Ran Lin didn’t have time to look away.

Their eyes met.

Initially preparing to leave quickly with his manager and assistant, Lu Yiyao suddenly walked towards Ran Lin.

Ran Lin was instantly nervous. Before he could react, Lu Yiyao had already put an arm around his shoulder, smiling brightly. “Thank you for coming to pick me up.”

It’s not you, but rather you guys. At this moment, Ran Lin represented all the fans and fangirls who were roaring like a tidal wave.

Ran Lin looked at Lu Yiyao, then at the light sign in his hand, suddenly feeling despondent.

On one hand, Lu Yiyao posed with him for the press.

On the other hand, the entertainment reporters understood immediately and snapped away.

Ran Lin swallowed and could only manage an awkward but polite smile.

The character “Yao” on the light sign flashed in front of the camera, speaking for the holder’s endless love for his idol.

Lu Yiyao might have had a moment of conscience, feeling that his earlier trick wasn’t very honorable, so he repaid his surviving fan holding the light sign with full apologies, or it could have been an act, playing the role of a star who loves his fans. But regardless of which, Ran Lin felt he was at a loss…

“Are you… Ran Lin?”

Finally, one of the more knowledgeable reporters recognized this eighteenth-tier male star.

“It really is Ran Lin!”

“So, you’re also a fan of Lu Yiyao, haha!”

“Did you enter the entertainment industry just to chase stars?”

“That’s so inspiring!”

“Ran Lin, say something…”

The focus of the media shifted from Lu Yiyao to Ran Lin, and the reporters relaxed a lot more.

But Ran Lin didn’t want to speak.

He just wanted to smash the light sign at everyone.


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Full Server First Kill Ch113

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 113: The Concept of God

Painter’s group of drifting mercenaries was still on vacation and needed time to arrive at the Black Forest. The former Pope decided to stay in Paradise and wandered around the Lost Tower when he had nothing else to do.

Initially, Teest insisted that Nol should lock up this slippery character, preferably sealing the windows too. Unfortunately, though Painter appeared untrustworthy, he was actually well respected. Even the reclusive General was willing to trust him, so Nol didn’t want to be too heavy-handed.

He was still hoping to extract information about the dragons from Painter.

Thus, the former Pope received a set of new clothes and could use the Lost Tower’s cafeteria for free, restricted to the first floor only.

The Mad Monk was cautious, and so was his Lord.

Painter wasn’t allowed to access other floors, and the monsters wouldn’t speak freely in his presence. Most of the time, the former Pope would nibble on half a sausage, reading romance novels in the first-floor hall.

Since the global announcement, including those who came on their own, sent back by the Temple of Life, or discovered and rescued by Paradise, the number of monsters here approached that of a medium-sized mercenary group.

The most commendable part was that these monsters, regardless of their type or strength, were very cooperative.

They took care of each other in an inconceivable way. Even natural enemies would at most quarrel but never fight or devour each other.

The Master of Paradise wasn’t to be underestimated. Nol’s control over Paradise was evident.

Painter mused seriously, taking another bite of his sausage.

The former Pope’s ignorance was understandable.

Every inch of land in City A was precious, and Joy Garden was a high-class community. Those who could settle in Joy Garden had some abilities and self-respect, not thick-skinned enough to freeload—

After all, Paradise’s leveling plan was too detailed, highly feasible, and even considered everyone’s rest and entertainment. If they still slacked off, sorry, but Paradise would cut off all support.

As former modern people who would get depressed over an unclean toilet, Paradise’s support was too important, and they dared not slack off at this time.

However, since there were more people to deal with, Nol rarely appeared.

He didn’t like crowded places and didn’t want his presence to be too strong to avoid suspicion of being the “Creator”. All the proposals he gave were under the guise of “Player support” and “all managers”.

To other neighbors, this mage was incredibly mysterious. He always stayed and ate with a white-haired knight, rarely visiting the cafeteria and mostly dining in his room.

Like right now.

With the plan set, Nol returned to his work.

He sat at the desk prepared by Teest, with a stack of blank scrolls on his left slowly diminishing as he wrote text and formulas on them, piling them high on the right.

The small pot in the kitchen stewed red wine deer meat, bubbling with aroma. Teest sat beside Nol’s desk, holding a basket of berries, almost as high as the stack of papers.

“You let that red-haired fox wander around outside,” Teest complained softly. “Painter will definitely snoop around.”

“Mr. Painter won’t tell anyone. He promised. Even you can’t deny his credibility.”

Nol dipped his pen in the ink. “I need him to trust Paradise more. Since we’re not involved with the Eternal Son, the innocent need not fear a crooked shadow.”

Teest tossed a berry into his mouth, crunching noisily. “How long do you plan to let him roam around?”

“Until I’m ready; maybe a day,” Nol replied.

Arranging six strong individuals wasn’t too difficult.

But for the initial group battle, Nol had to meticulously plan everyone’s armor setup and tactics, rehearsing them over and over in his mind like a surgical procedure.

This wasn’t just a game. It wasn’t just about clearing a level. He wanted everyone to return safely.

Teest looked like a jellyfish sunburned on the beach for two days. “You stubbornly refuse to go out. Your knight is turning into a private chef.”

The word “docile” wasn’t in the Mad Monk’s dictionary.

“You can go play in Grape Collar. I’ll be fine.” Nol paused his writing, rubbing his eyes. “Actually, I thought you’d go out on your own sooner.”

After saying this, he saw confusion flash in Teest’s eyes.

…Wait, did this guy really not consider the option of “going out on his own”?

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Teest abruptly moved away from the table, jumping down as if his butt was bitten. “Right, I should go to Grape Collar to buy ingredients.”

“Oh, okay.”

Just as he was about to leave, Teest solemnly came back. “The stew will be ready in half an hour. Remember to turn off the fire and leave half for me.”

“Alright.” Nol nodded solemnly, continuing his strategy writing.

Teest sighed with relief. His boot tip hadn’t yet crossed the threshold when he retreated back. He tilted his body, eyes on Nol. “I’ll be back in time for evening prayers.”

“…Understood.”

Nol paused his pen, crossing out the mistakenly written “test”—he had written Teest’s name instead.

……

After a dramatic performance of “looking back three steps”, Teest reluctantly left “home”.

Before Nol spoke, Teest hadn’t considered the option of going out on his own. Faith was terrifying! He absolutely couldn’t become a tasteless fanatic like Eugene.

Teest slapped his face, determined to regain his old rhythm—find a high-ranking member of the Eternal Church, interrogate, and leave them at the Evergreen Church’s door.

Well, he had to be back in time for evening prayers… and now that he was with Paradise, causing trouble between the Temple and Paradise would upset Nol.

Never mind, he could get by without taking that step. Background checks, planning, and detailed interrogations, he was sure to have a fulfilling and enjoyable day!

Half a day later, Teest stared blankly at a bird outside the window, his long hair softly glowing in the midday sun.

The room was a mess, with magic blast holes, curse scorch marks everywhere, and broken attack tools scattered at his feet.

Yet, not a scratch was on Teest, not even a drop of blood.

Suspended beside him was a bloodied and battered body, a man in his forties or fifties, groaning intermittently in mid-air. His limbs were hung high by golden threads, resembling an overly plump puppet.

Next to the man, two knight corpses kneeled on the ground, bowing to Teest. Their former master’s blood kept flowing, blooming on their armor.

…So boring. Teest toyed with a small blood spot on the glass.

The priest of Grape Collar was one of Teest’s earlier targets, holding a significant position within the church. This priest was known for his cruel enjoyment in torturing and consuming young, healthy servants from outside the region.

The priest’s movements were elusive, and Teest had been unable to pinpoint his whereabouts, hence the delay in making a move.

But now?

There was no need for Teest to painstakingly investigate and track him down. He simply had to pick up the whimpering “youth” Fischer and inquire about a name and address.

There was no need for Teest to carefully plan his approach either. The Eternal Church follower’s private knight had lunged at Teest with a sword, failing to even scratch his skin. And with a counterstrike from Teest, the knight instantly turned into a living corpse, clearing the way for him—

With a familiar knight leading the way and the effects of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” for concealment, Teest strode boldly into the mansion.

From the moment he stepped into the estate to finding the Eternal Church priest, the entire process took no more than ten minutes.

Servants in the mansion bustled around, oblivious, while the house’s master lay bleeding in his study, writhing in agony and despair.

“…Haa.” Leaning against the windowsill, Teest sighed. “A pointless interrogation, utterly meaningless.”

Lacking challenge and novelty… the corpse couldn’t even be displayed, leaving Teest devoid of the slightest satisfaction. His mood was no different than accidentally crushing a fat rat while cleaning.

“Urgh… Ah…”

The priest screamed inhumanly, eyes bulging in terror. “Monster… Wu…”

Teest turned around irritably. “You’re a priest of Grape Collar. Why not show a bit more devotion? I’ll have to return empty-handed because of you, with nothing interesting to talk about. It’s all your fault.”

“I’ve… told you… everything…” The Eternal priest trembled, far from his usual dignified appearance. “God… will not forgive… me, nor… you…”

“That’s your god.”

Teest toyed with the blood-stained ‘Betrayer’ in his hand. “My God is much gentler, though not very skilled in kissing.”

The priest stared in terror, his fat, segmented limbs twitching painfully.

His lower half was all tightly packed segments, many of which Teest had ripped off, making him look like an overused pot scrubber.

“So, aside from the ‘Demon King being unusually active’, do you really have nothing interesting to report?”

Teest asked again, his hand lifting and sending the ‘Betrayer’ flying, slicing off another of the priest’s fat segments.

The black-and-white segment bounced on the floor before curling up.

“’Eye of the Storm’… left… the Holy Land…” the priest confessed amidst screams. “Nothing else… truly… Ahhh!”

Teest rolled his eyes. Indeed, their ‘Eye of the Storm’ had left the Holy Land and was now weeping in the Lost Tower.

Hours of questioning proved that the priest knew no more than “Eye of the Storm” Fischer. What they didn’t know, Nol had already shown him.

The only thing these charlatans might know more about than Nol was information related to the “Chosen One” and the “oracles”. Unfortunately, only the Pope had the full details, leaving even Fischer, a High Priest, unable to help.

And this priest knew just as little.

Teest picked up the sharp segment from the ground, weighing it in his hand, before driving it through the priest’s skull. He then carefully burned the scattered remains with golden flames, leaving nothing behind.

“The deer stew must be ready by now. I wonder if it’s to his taste.” Teest commented to himself as he watched the burning remains. “The timing should be just right.”

…It’s so boring, almost less interesting than basking in the sun on dragon scales.

Teest had often pondered the end of the ‘Mad Monk’.

He imagined battles with the two major churches, then losing interest after learning the truth. The one thing he hadn’t considered was becoming bored before uncovering the truth.

Who would enjoy playing a one-sided, crushing game repeatedly? These prey no longer satisfied him. Neither their shallow knowledge nor their unoriginal fighting styles.

He needed new excitement.

Haa, time to head home.

But before setting off, Teest hesitated for a moment, slowing his pace.

……

Nol ate half of the red wine stewed deer meat, accompanied by soda juice, small pieces of cheese, and fresh berries. Teest’s cooking was as exceptional as ever.

However, sitting alone at the dining table felt awkward no matter how he positioned himself. The combination of long hours at the desk and dining alone made him feel as if he had returned to his work life on Earth.

Previously, Nol didn’t think there was anything wrong with such a life. He had seen some restaurants placing dolls opposite single diners and couldn’t understand it at the time.

Now, he suddenly grasped the subtlety of it.

…It’s all because this place is too much like a home!

Nol hurriedly finished his meal and threw himself back into work. This time, however, he occasionally looked up at the slowly setting sun—darkness fell, and his knight hadn’t returned. The stars gradually lit up. Daylight completely vanished from the window, and still, his knight hadn’t returned.

Teest must be in trouble, right?

Nol became restless. As soon as this dreadful thought emerged, his desire to work vanished.

But who could harm a Death Knight? Even Eugene would need his team and enough magical tools. Considering this, the Temple of Life could indeed hurt Teest…

However, Teest had the A Midsummer Night’s Dream and wasn’t the type to cause trouble for no reason. He was the Mad Monk, after all. He must be fine…

But such matters were unpredictable. Teest’s mind wasn’t entirely stable, defying conventional logic. Perhaps he found a uniquely dangerous way to court disaster…

Nol abruptly put down his pen, rubbing his face vigorously.

He knew his worry was unnecessary, but it was hard to control. He stood up and, for the first time, left his room.

Anakin and Solo were already familiar with the Lost Tower and had rushed to the cafeteria to enjoy the food. Fischer was having a mental breakdown in his small room, likely crying for a while.

Painter was still in the hall.

He sat upright in the armchair, almost finishing a romance novel, his sausage replaced with a steaming onion pie. Surprisingly, despite his fondness for greasy food, there wasn’t a single crumb or stain around Mr. Painter.

“Good evening, sir,” Painter greeted Nol, getting up leisurely.

“…Good evening, Mr. Painter.” Nol nodded absently.

“You seem a bit anxious, or maybe I’m mistaken?” Painter put down his book, his pale green eyes filled with concern.

Painter had a way with words. With just a soft question, he exuded a compassionate and tolerant priestly aura, compelling one to open up.

This was different from Teest’s “Dream Manipulation”. In Nol’s view, Painter’s “persuasion” was even more terrifying—because he knew Painter was sincere.

“I’m just a bit worried.” Nol lowered his eyes. “I don’t want to see any losses, whether they’re your people or mine.”

Of course, that was only half of his anxiety. How could he say the other half: “The Mad Monk has been out for twelve hours, and I’m a bit worried he might have run into trouble“?

If he dared say that in front of the former Pope, Painter would never discuss dragons with him again.

Painter seemed to sense something, smiling softly and sitting back down. “You’re a very responsible person.”

“I just don’t want a guilty conscience.” Nol also took a seat, glancing occasionally at the door. “You’re not wearing that little idol today?”

“It seems the Mad Monk told you.” Painter touched his empty chest. “Last time I saw you two, it was my last week as ‘God’. This time, I wasn’t chosen.”

Nol pursed his lips. “If it’s convenient, could you tell me why you do this?”

Painter looked at Nol for a moment, then turned his gaze to the brightly lit first floor of the Lost Tower. “You’re already doing something similar. Life is much happier with someone to rely on, a place to think of as home. My brothers and sisters are also pitiful people, unfit for the world… I can’t provide perfect shelter like you, so I create ‘consolation’ in a cruder form.”

He paused, looking at the magically created night sky above the tower.

“I think that’s the meaning of faith in this world. Unfortunately, nowadays, the essence is often lost.”

Nol initially just wanted to start a casual conversation but was taken aback by such a sincere answer.

“For you,” Nol asked seriously after a while, “is ‘God’ a sort of ‘consolation’?”

“A consolation that brings kindness and happiness,” Painter said softly. “For Paradise, you’re a good ‘God’.”

“And I hope the same for the Mad Monk,” he added meaningfully.

Nol was still pondering a response when the door banged open.

Teest entered, his left hand holding a bulging shopping bag and his right a beautifully wrapped dried flower bouquet, looking excited.

Nol immediately smelled the strong scent of blood on him.

Teest ignored Painter, stopping in front of Nol and handing him the dried flower.

It was a dried blue rose, accompanied by many baby’s-breath, carefully wrapped in golden paper and decorated with black and white stripes—the source of the blood scent.

Nol noticed the blue rose’s head was tied to the stem with golden thread.

“I went back to ‘Old John’ and found it in the drawer. I’ve always remembered it.”

Teest said, looking very satisfied.

“I came back before evening prayers!”


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Escape From the Asylum Ch94

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 94

Approximately 40 minutes ago.

The players had just returned from the tattoo shop to the Seiya Hotel.

Bai Zhou went to take a shower, and Zhou Qian had just finished blow-drying his hair when he heard a knock on the door.

The visitor was Hidden Blade.

Seeing Zhou Qian, he got straight to the point. “Where’s Bai Zhou?”

“He’s showering.” Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes at him. “Are you looking for him?”

What surprised Zhou Qian was Hidden Blade’s response. “Not exactly. It would be better if all three of us discussed this matter together. However, I feel a mission is about to come. In this game, I have an intuition-related talent, and it’s usually right.”

“So… time is of the essence. Since he’s showering, let me talk to you first.”

[System Notification: Based on real-time monitoring and predictions, the content that the Rank God player is about to discuss involves core game secrets. High/low-level gamblers are not authorized to know. The following dialogue has been muted.]

Seeing Hidden Blade’s expression and the system’s notification, Zhou Qian quickly realized what was happening.

He asked Hidden Blade, “When you spoke with Zhou Ge alone in the exhibition hall’s rest area, was it about this?”

“Yes,” Hidden Blade replied. “We decided it’s time to tell you. Long story short—”

“Bai Zhou’s mental energy is nearing its limit, and he’s about to go berserk. ‘Transformation into a Dragon’ is one of his active skills, with a cooldown. However, when he goes berserk, he might involuntarily transform into… something odd, perhaps a monster in your eyes.”

“In any case, when he starts losing his senses, you need to help him revert back before he completely turns into a monster, or the consequences are unimaginable.”

Zhou Qian asked, “What signs will he show before he goes completely berserk?”

Hidden Blade answered, “The most obvious sign is his eyes. When he’s completely turned, his eyes will be blue. But during the transformation process, his eyes will turn red.”

“When the red is at its deepest and purest, his eyes will turn blue. But that’s the most dangerous moment, as it means he has completely transformed and lost his senses. Also—”

Hidden Blade then inquired, “Has he given you something?”

Zhou Qian nodded. “Yes. A scale.”

Zhou Qian took out the scale, and Hidden Blade gave him detailed instructions on its use. He also asked Hidden Blade many details about Bai Zhou’s transformation into a monster.

Recently, Zhou Qian suspected that the “He Xiaowei” next to him was an imposter. With Bai Zhou showing signs of transformation, he thought he could use this to lure the imposter and identify him. Zhou Qian pretended to be unaware of Bai Zhou’s impending transformation, mistaking him for a “ghost” in the game, thus leading “He Xiaowei” into his trap.

That was the plan.

But before Zhou Qian could think it through, Bai Zhou began transforming. The timing was very different from what Hidden Blade had described, much earlier than Zhou Qian had anticipated.

At this moment, Zhou Qian was in a wrecked room, with only one partially functioning light outside that blinked eerily.

Even weirder, he felt his legs being entwined by something slippery and cold, presumably Bai Zhou’s transformed tail, which was growing and tightening around him, restricting his movement.

Zhou Qian couldn’t see clearly what Bai Zhou had turned into.

Despite the chaotic situation, Zhou Qian remained calm. He recalled the events and then, looking into Bai Zhou’s red eyes, spoke.

“I get it. I said, ‘We need to separate’.”

“Did those words hurt you?

“Zhou Ge, in your delirious state, did you think… I wanted to leave you, and that’s why you wanted to bind me?”

The words “separate” and “leave” seemed to agitate Bai Zhou again. He leaned in, biting Zhou Qian’s ear with his now-sharpened teeth. Zhou Qian knew he was bleeding. He winced in pain, and Bai Zhou loosened his bite but didn’t let go.

Zhou Qian couldn’t see Bai Zhou’s face anymore. He tried to push him away but failed.

“Although I want to wait and see what you will ultimately become, are you feeling very uncomfortable?” Zhou Qian raised his right hand around Bai Zhou’s back, and what he touched with the tip of his fingers was a cold and smooth scale. Gently patting Bai Zhou’s back, covered with scales, Zhou Qian’s expression remained unchanged, and he whispered in his ear, “Zhou Ge, let me comfort you now.”

Lowering his eyelids, Zhou Qian could see Bai Zhou’s shoulders. He forcefully tore off the blood-stained clothes, exposing Bai Zhou’s shoulder area.

Through the flickering light coming in from outside the room, Zhou Qian could see the fresh, bleeding wounds on his shoulder and the scales growing from the wounds.

Taking the scale that Bai Zhou had given him earlier and placing it on his own forehead, Zhou Qian then pressed his forehead against Bai Zhou’s cold and bare shoulder.

Thus, a single scale became the medium connecting the spiritual worlds of two people. When Zhou Qian opened his eyes again, he found himself in a dark world.

This was Bai Zhou’s spiritual realm. But where Bai Zhou was hiding remained unknown.

Taking a few steps, Zhou Qian stepped on something. He didn’t know what it was and wanted to see clearly but couldn’t for the moment. In this spiritual world, he couldn’t access his belongings and couldn’t get a flashlight or similar tool.

Left with no choice, Zhou Qian cautiously continued forward. Wandering in a blood-red world, he could barely see anything and almost tripped unexpectedly.

After a slight stumble, he heard a “ding” sound in front of him. Zhou Qian crouched down, felt around, and found a flashlight.

Turning on the flashlight, Zhou Qian saw numerous blood-colored skulls. It was as if he was in a world made of fresh blood and bones.

Taking a shallow breath, Zhou Qian looked down at the flashlight in his hand, the corner of his lips curling up in a smile.

Then he spoke loudly, in a coaxing tone. “Zhou Ge, you gave me this scale as a key. Now I’ve used this key to enter your world. Why are you hiding from me?”

“Can you feel me entering your world, right?”

“Zhou Ge is the best, even thinking of giving me a flashlight at this time. So—”

“Won’t you stop hiding?”

“Zhou Ge, it’s Zhou Qian. I’m here to find you. Can you come out and see me?”

While exploring Bai Zhou’s spiritual world, Zhou Qian kept talking, trying to get him to appear. After an indeterminate amount of time, he heard some sounds. Following the sound, Zhou Qian saw a light.

It was their classroom in the third grade.

Silencing himself, Zhou Qian walked over with light steps and looked through the window. Third-grade Bai Zhou was inside, and so was Zhou Qian. The classroom was filled with cakes adorned with candles. Watching the scene for a moment, Zhou Qian smiled, recalling that past memory.

The story started from the midterm exams three years ago. After the exams, the class teacher organized a parent-teacher meeting. The meeting was held in a small auditorium and attended by both parents and students.

Zhou Qian’s parent-teacher meeting was attended by his father’s assistant. During the meeting, he noticed that class leader Bai Zhou was sitting alone.

It wasn’t until 20 minutes before the end of the meeting that Bai Zhou’s mother hurriedly arrived. She was dressed like a high-ranking white-collar worker and seemed extremely busy, which likely explained her tardiness.

After the meeting ended, the assistant took Zhou Qian to the school gate, asking him to wait while he fetched the car. Zhou Qian nodded and waited on the small path lined with sycamore trees at the school entrance.

At that moment, he saw Bai Zhou and his mother walking out of the school gate. For some unknown reason, instead of waiting for his father’s assistant, Zhou Qian decided to follow Bai Zhou.

Because of the parent-teacher meeting, the school gate was jam-packed with cars and was very noisy. Zhou Qian followed Bai Zhou and his mother for quite some time before reaching a somewhat less crowded area.

Bai Zhou’s mother’s car was parked by the roadside. She rushed towards it in her high heels while pulling Bai Zhou along. Her face turned sour when she saw a parking ticket on the window. She sternly walked to the trunk, opened it, and hurriedly took something out, shoving it towards Bai Zhou. She was in such a rush that by the time Bai Zhou reached out to take it, she had already let go.

It was a birthday cake.

Due to Bai Zhou’s mother’s haste, it ended up smashed on the ground.

Bai Zhou’s mother paused briefly, then quickly took out a wad of cash and handed it to Bai Zhou. “Take a cab home. I have to rush back for a meeting at work. I’ve already been out too long—”

As she was about to leave, Bai Zhou grabbed her hand. “Didn’t you say if I ranked first in the class, you’d celebrate my birthday with me this year? I’ve never celebrated a birthday before.”

“Who told you that you have to have cake for your birthday? Isn’t that just a formality? I often buy you treats, don’t I? How about this? When I have time, I’ll buy you another cake, okay?” Seeing no smile on Bai Zhou’s face, as if sulking, she got somewhat upset. “Bai Zhou, understand the situation. It’s tough for me. I didn’t become a partner in the firm because I was pregnant with you. All these years, I’ve been overshadowed by others! This case is crucial. I can’t lose again. Be a good boy, go home, have dinner, and do your homework. If it’s that big of a deal—”

“I’ll ask your father to celebrate with you!”

Hmm. So, today was Bai Zhou’s birthday. That was what Zhou Qian thought at the time.

The next day was a weekend. His father wasn’t home, and his mother was listlessly watching TV on the couch. Feeling bored, Zhou Qian thought of Bai Zhou. He suddenly recalled how lonely and pitiful Bai Zhou looked, staring down at his smashed birthday cake on the ground after his mother drove off.

Back then, Zhou Qian hadn’t yet encountered the Zhang Yanjun’s incident and was still mentally balanced. In his heart, he was still a generous rich kid, eager to help less fortunate classmates.

So Zhou Qian arranged to meet Bai Zhou in the classroom, using the excuse that he had a question he didn’t understand and wanted to ask Bai Zhou.

When Bai Zhou arrived at the classroom at the agreed-upon time, he saw, to his astonishment, nine cakes in the room, each with lit candles.

Bai Zhou was stunned.

Before he could react, Zhou Qian was already in front of him, holding a gift box and saying with an expectant smile, “Open it quickly!”

Without waiting for Bai Zhou to take the gift, Zhou Qian took his hand and thrust the gift box into it, saying, “Happy 9th birthday! Has no one ever celebrated your birthday before? So I got you nine cakes to make up for all those missed years at once!

“Do you think I’m a pretty good person?”

While listening to Zhou Qian, Bai Zhou began unwrapping the gift.

Inside was a trendy electronic watch of that year. The time displayed was precisely 13:07.

Hearing some noise, Bai Zhou shifted his gaze from the watch to see Zhou Qian standing in front of him, holding a cake. Zhou Qian blew out the candle with one breath and then looked up and smiled at Bai Zhou.

Sunlight filtered through the sycamore tree leaves, casting a dreamy light into the classroom.

Beneath this filter, Zhou Qian’s smile was the brightest Bai Zhou had ever seen.

Afterward, Zhou Qian rarely smiled like that, especially after the incident with Zhang Yanjun.

From then on, Bai Zhou often reminisced about that afternoon.

If he could pause time, he would have wanted to press the pause button at 13:07, letting that moment linger a little longer, just a bit more.

At that moment, looking through the glass, Zhou Qian saw two children blowing out candles and starting to eat cake.

The empty weekend classroom was used as their birthday party venue. The two kids even sat directly on the podium, each holding a plate of cake. Unexpectedly, Young Zhou Qian smeared some frosting onto Young Bai Zhou’s nose and forehead.

Bai Zhou let him be, not minding his antics.

Back then, Zhou Qian didn’t think much of it. But now, looking back, he found his younger self childish and pampered.

In short, he grew increasingly irritated with his younger self.

Suddenly, Zhou Qian felt the ground shake beneath him.

Glancing to the side, the distant world seemed tumultuous, filled with countless rustling sounds, as if all the flesh, blood, and bones on the ground were crawling over.

The ground began to collapse, and the mental realm seemed about to shatter.

If he left this unchecked, the only illuminated classroom would be completely consumed by darkness.

Without hesitation, Zhou Qian broke the window with a crash and jumped into the classroom.

Hearing the noise, the two children on the podium looked up, both staring blankly.

Zhou Qian quickly walked over, unceremoniously moving his younger self aside, and took his place next to Young Bai Zhou.

Young Bai Zhou, apparently not recognizing him and thinking he was bullying young Zhou Qian, was ready to throw a punch.

Zhou Qian quickly grabbed his wrist. “Look closely. Who am I?”

Staring into his eyes, Zhou Qian asked deeply, “Can’t you tell which Zhou Qian is real and which is fake?”

After a while, Young Zhou Qian suddenly disappeared, seemingly merging with the present Zhou Qian.

The tremors grew more intense.

The dark sky was illuminated by countless lightning bolts, and as a thunderstorm approached, a loud bang was heard as the roof was pierced by lightning. The ceiling cracked open, and a large rock plummeted down, heading straight for Bai Zhou.

Zhou Qian immediately jumped off the podium, holding nine-year-old Bai Zhou protectively.

Stones brushed past Zhou Qian’s shoulder, tearing away a chunk of his flesh. In pain, he didn’t hesitate, grabbing Bai Zhou and running towards the corridor outside.

With debris falling like rain, Zhou Qian dodged while protecting Bai Zhou. The situation was dire. As they ran, Zhou Qian suddenly stopped, almost tumbling to the ground. A vast abyss had opened up in front of them, leading to an unknown destination.

When he landed, Zhou Qian kept Bai Zhou safe in his arms, ensuring he wasn’t hurt.

Zhou Qian’s face and shoulder bore the brunt of the debris. Without catching his breath, he heard something behind him. Turning around, lightning was closing in, inch by inch.

Behind him was lightning, and ahead was the abyss.

But when another bolt was about to strike, Zhou Qian, left with no choice, rolled into the abyss, holding Bai Zhou.

During their fall, Zhou Qian held Bai Zhou by the waist, raising him and locking eyes. “Zhou Ge, wake up!”

Bai Zhou’s eyes flashed blue, then red, finally settling into a deep black.

He stared intently at Zhou Qian, as if trying to etch this moment into his memory.

At that instant, although his manifested body in this mental realm was only nine years old, there seemed to be a shadow of his adult self overlapping with the young form.

Staring into those deep eyes, Zhou Qian felt as if he was being pulled into some dark world within Bai Zhou’s heart.

Then he heard Bai Zhou whisper, “Aren’t you afraid?”

“Afraid of what?” Zhou Qian retorted.

“Of crashing and shattering into pieces with me.”

Zhou Qian chuckled.

Returning Bai Zhou’s intense gaze, Zhou Qian’s tone, which usually sounded mischievous when tricking teammates, now carried a seriousness and certainty that perhaps even he wasn’t aware of.

“I’m not afraid. Zhou Ge, you wouldn’t do that.”

“I’m here to take you back. Leave with me.”

Zhou Qian laughed.

Matching Bai Zhou’s deep gaze, Zhou Qian’s tone seemed similar to how he would cajole and deceive other teammates usually, but upon closer listening, there was an added seriousness and certainty that he might not even have been aware of.

“Don’t be afraid. Zhou Ge, you won’t do that.”

“I’m here to take you back. Leave with me.”

“You have to leave with me now!”

With that said, Zhou Qian pulled Bai Zhou closer, their foreheads touching.

At this close proximity, Zhou Qian stared intently into those eyes, as if engaged in an invisible standoff. Then he emphasized in a deep tone, “You will leave with me.”

Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and another bolt of lightning struck from the sky, bringing with it a rain of shattered rocks.

Zhou Qian watched as the figure of Bai Zhou in his arms began to grow rapidly, morphing into a dragon.

The deep blue dragon tail wrapped around Zhou Qian tightly. The dragon then ascended at an incredible speed, soaring towards the lightning. Like a solitary moon hanging high in the sky—it was the true ruler of this world.

With a flick of its tail, the dragon tossed Zhou Qian onto its back.

Dark clouds gathered from all directions, heralding the birth of another storm.

Yet, the dragon continued to rise against the sky, its tail swiping away the ominous clouds.

Then, as the dark clouds dispersed, daylight broke through, bathing the world in sunlight once more.

Zhou Qian hugged the dragon, feeling it rapidly ascending. The intense speed almost made him dizzy. As the clouds cleared, the blinding light forced him to close his eyes for a moment of relief.

After a while, the brightness faded, and the sensation of flying ceased. When Zhou Qian opened his eyes, he found himself back in the dilapidated room 1107.

The scale had unknowingly returned to his palm, and now pressed against his forehead was Bai Zhou.

The horns on Bai Zhou’s head had disappeared, and the scales on his face were fading away. His eyes were still deep blue, but they were turning darker. Looking into them, Zhou Qian felt as if he were diving from shallow waters into the abyss of a dark ocean.

Their foreheads were slightly damp, either from sweat or perhaps both.

Having journeyed through the mental world of a Rank God player, Zhou Qian felt the fatigue and pain as if they were real. Taking a deep breath, he instinctively leaned backward.

Immediately, Bai Zhou’s not-yet-fully-human hands reached out, supporting the back of Zhou Qian’s head, bringing their foreheads close again.

Forehead to forehead, noses touching.

In this position, Zhou Qian heard Bai Zhou’s hoarse voice ask, “Choosing to use that scale means you’re willing to be my Shepherd. Zhou Qian, so… are you willing?”

“Otherwise, do I have a choice?” Zhou Qian replied with a weak yet teasing tone, making Bai Zhou laugh. “What if you went berserk and tore me to pieces and ate me?”

The fingers on Zhou Qian’s head moved forward gently, barely touching his face. Bai Zhou asked, “Haven’t you ever doubted that I might be fake?”

“You took the elevator alone, so theoretically, it’s possible. But you were flawless. I’d think, at most… there might be a parallel dimension. But the you from that dimension is still you.”

“As long as it’s you, you wouldn’t harm me. Maybe at the end of this instance, the dimensions will merge, and then—”

Bai Zhou interrupted Zhou Qian. “It’s not me.”

“Hmm.” After a moment, Zhou Qian nodded in agreement, emphasizing, “It’s not you.”

Then Bai Zhou went silent.

With Bai Zhou quiet, Zhou Qian said, “Hidden Blade described your berserk form as terrifying. But I think… it seems fine.”

“Really not scared?” Bai Zhou asked.

“No,” Zhou Qian replied.

After a moment of silence, Bai Zhou’s voice deepened. “Don’t you think I’ve become unrecognizable?”

Zhou Qian seemed to suddenly grasp Bai Zhou’s insecurity.

When they were much younger, Zhou Qian often told Bai Zhou, “Zhou Ge, I think you’re really handsome.”

“Yes, definitely handsome.”

“Zhou Ge, in my eyes, you’re perfect in every way.”

……

“Unrecognizable? Because you turned into a dragon and had scales on your face? Too bad—” Zhou Qian feigned nonchalance. “I didn’t get a good look.”

“Zhou Qian—”

“Next time, let me take a closer look at what you believe to be the real you.” After saying this, Zhou Qian felt Bai Zhou lean in, seemingly wanting to get closer.

They were already very close; this movement almost made their bodies touch completely.

Bai Zhou wanted to…

Zhou Qian paused, then gently closed his eyes.

A moment later, he felt Bai Zhou move past him towards the head of the bed.

It turned out, Bai Zhou had only intended to help him untie the restraints on his left hand.

Zhou Qian: “…………”

Two minutes later.

Sitting at the head of the bed, Zhou Qian watched as Bai Zhou held a flashlight in one hand and a cotton ball in the other, cleaning the wound behind his ear and asking if he had any other injuries.

“Was I too rough earlier?” Bai Zhou asked.

Zhou Qian remained silent.

Bai Zhou shined the flashlight on his face, examining it before reaching out to touch his forehead. “Your face is flushed. Do you have a fever?”

Zhou Qian: “…”

After treating Zhou Qian’s wounds, Bai Zhou massaged his wrist and took a clean set of clothes from his bag. “Your clothes are covered in blood; you don’t like that, right? Go change, and I’ll wash my face.”

As Bai Zhou headed to the bathroom, Zhou Qian called out, “Hey, Zhou Ge.”

Bai Zhou turned to look at him. “Hmm?”

Zhou Qian blinked at him. “You don’t see me as… a younger brother, best buddy, or close friend, do you?”

Bai Zhou: “?”

“Never mind. It’s nothing.” Zhou Qian asked him, “What about the injury you had before?”

Bai Zhou: “It’s all healed now. When I transformed back from the monster form, everything was healed.”

“Oh. Alright then. We’ve wasted too much time. Let’s continue with the plot. I bet there’s a surprise on the 1st floor.”

With that said, Zhou Qian grabbed the clothes beside him and threw them at Bai Zhou.

“Zhou Qian—?” Bai Zhou didn’t dodge and was hit by the clothes.

Zhou Qian said with a hint of annoyance, “Never mind. I’ll just buy from the system store myself.”


Kinky Thoughts:

Just a note, the cover of this novel depicts Bai Zhou in his mid-transformation.


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Midnight Owl Ch2

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2: Meeting Again

The closed hallway nearly crumbled from his shout, leaving the locksmith with ringing ears. Just then, an old lady hurried down from upstairs towards the “scene” while wearing a red armband*.

*People who wear these are seen kind of like enforcers at the grassroots level. Think neighborhood watch (but like more extreme).

Any remaining doubts were suppressed by the undeniable aura of righteousness. After Auntie Li repeatedly confirmed that Xu Wang indeed lived there and was a promising young man, the locksmith used a thin strip of metal to open the lock with a quick “click” that was so fast, Xu Wang wondered if he had even locked the door.

He rushed into the apartment, closed the door swiftly behind him, quickly put on a T-shirt, then opened the door again more calmly to pay the locksmith.

Finally sitting back down on the living room sofa, the day had already well begun.

Xu Wang first called in sick at work, then went to the hospital with his phone, wallet, and insurance card to have his injuries checked. Even when the doctor asked how he was injured, he was still bewildered.

He didn’t remember what he told the doctor, but it certainly wasn’t anything as provocative as “a promising young man in the capital’s third ring* was greeted by a bear’s paw.”

*In Beijing, there are multiple ring roads with the most prominent being 1st-7th.

Returning from the hospital around noon, Xu Wang sat back down on his sofa in his rented apartment, finally able to somewhat process everything that had happened.

He had come home from work, gone to bed at the usual time, then had a dream about a snowfield, his high school crush—unrequited love—and a belated confession ten years late. He achieved a moment of closeness, only to be tackled by a black bear, waking up at a street intersection.

If it weren’t for the injury on his shoulder, he might have explained his waking location as sleepwalking. But if everything that happened was real, where did Wu Sheng and the bear go? And although it was his first time being hit by a bear, common sense told him a bear swipe should be more than just a flesh wound; shouldn’t there be fractures or breaks?

Xu Wang spent the entire afternoon on the living room sofa, continuously pondering the bizarre events of the previous night, but as darkness fell and the living room sank into unlit quiet, he was no closer to making sense of it all.

Forget it. Let’s not think about it anymore.

Xu Wang shook his head and suddenly stood up. Because the movement was too quick, it agitated his shoulder wound. He paused, then carefully made his way to the bathroom to wash his face and brush his teeth, hoping the cold water would clear his mind and refresh him.

This was a harmonious society working towards prosperity under a clear, bright sky. If it was sleepwalking, he would seek treatment; if there were wrongdoers involved, he would report it to the police. He was a strong, democratic, patriotic, and dedicated person. What did he have to fear!

20:00

21:00

22:00

23:00

23:30…

But he couldn’t sleep.

The shoulder still hurt, and the mysteries were unresolved. How could he sleep with so much on his mind!

He turned on the flashlight on his phone and looked around the bedroom—nothing unusual; checked his clothing—down jacket, thermal pants, sneakers, all good; felt his pockets for keys and wallet—everything in place.

Whether it was sleepwalking or not, he didn’t want to go through another ordeal of freezing and then borrowing Mrs. Li’s phone to call the locksmith.

[Hoot hoot—]

Again, the sound seemed to come from inside his ear!

Xu Wang tensed up, and vague memories started flooding back. Just before he had fallen into the snowfield and met Wu Sheng the night before, he had heard this sound!

At that time, he thought it was a figment of his dream, but now, awake and more alert than ever, he was sure it was some kind of bird call, fitting perfectly with the night, carried by the wind into the ears of those afraid, with amplified menace.

The resurfacing memories included more than just the call.

Xu Wang hurriedly got out of bed, disregarding any pain from his wound, determined to find out what was happening.

He ran to the living room and heard the sound again.

[Hoot hoot—]

Then, rustling noises came from the bedroom.

Standing two meters away from the bedroom door, Xu Wang peered in to see that the bed, which was against the wall, had turned into a rectangular pit of quicksand, glowing with a halo. There was no longer any sign of the mattress or sheets—just the endless sinking sand.

Fortunately, the bird call had prompted him to remember fragments of the previous night, or he would have been drawn into that eerie place again. While meeting Wu Sheng might have been pleasant, it was all a fantasy. Wu Sheng had moved abroad with his parents hundreds of years ago. The pain from the bear swipe, however, was very real.

Huh?

Huh??

Xu Wang was feeling lucky to have escaped a disaster when suddenly he felt a force pulling him towards the bedroom! In the blink of an eye, he was dragged to the bedroom door!

Using all his might, Xu Wang clung to the door frame, refusing to let go, but the force kept growing stronger until he was lifted off the ground, flapping like a flag in a fierce wind!

Realizing that continuing to resist would tear him in half, Xu Wang gave up and let go in despair.

As he was sucked into the quicksand pit, two thoughts crossed Xu Wang’s mind: First, this situation was too damn surreal, and he must call the police, even if they think he’s crazy; and second, if Wu Sheng was still there, they should find a place without bears to embrace again.

Last time, he fell into that bizarre place in a deep sleep, completely bewildered, until he saw Wu Sheng, which slowly brought clarity to his mind. He couldn’t remember how he got there or how long he wandered around the snowfield.

But this time he was awake and experienced the sensation of falling from a great height, like being on a drop tower ride, endlessly descending at a rapid speed, which made him feel as if his entire body was shattering.

After an unknown amount of time, his cheek suddenly felt extremely cold—first icy, then slowly damp.

It took Xu Wang a while to realize he had landed face down in the snow.

He sighed in relief, his suspended organs finally settling back into place. At this point, whether he looked graceful or not, it didn’t matter anymore. At least he was alive and once again felt the comforting pull of Earth’s gravity.

With the snow as thick as his skin, he got up, dusting himself off, once again looking like a respectable young man. Surveying his surroundings, the snowfield, the sea of forest, the vast sky, and the distant mountains were all unmistakably the same place as yesterday.

Is this a “dream”? 

Even if Xu Wang stubbornly wanted to believe so, his ten red fingers disagreed—clinging to the door frame had strained them too much, and they were still throbbing painfully.

It was extremely cold standing still in the icy wilderness. Soon, Xu Wang’s feet began to numb. He quickly started walking, directionless and unsure of where to go, just moving forward to keep his body warm.

After an unknown period, a short, crisp “ding—” sound unexpectedly rang out.

Xu Wang’s heart tightened at the sound.

At first, it sounded like the bell used in restaurant kitchens to signal that dishes were ready, but soon he realized something was off. Unlike the eerie sounds that seemed to originate from deep within his eardrum, that “ding” seemed to come from his… left arm?

Xu Wang immediately stopped and rolled up his sleeve, but after much effort, he couldn’t lift the tight-down jacket. He patted his arm through the clothing and felt nothing unusual. Still uneasy, he decided to remove half of his jacket, leaving only his thermal sweater, and finally pulled it up to his elbow, exposing his entire forearm.

In the next moment, Xu Wang’s eyes widened, stunned in the chilly wind.

There appeared a diamond-shaped pattern on his forearm, looking like a light-colored tattoo. At the center was the face of an owl, with a character “鸮*” below it, resembling the logo of a mobile app.

*It means owl.

As a real estate consultant who had long battled in the sales office of off-plan properties*, a refined young man who only needed to show owners the model and mark maps for the boss, almost completely shielded from the wind and sun, Xu Wang swore that before being dragged into the quicksand, his arm was as pale as a lotus root. Even more peculiarly, there was now a tiny “1” hanging above the right side of the owl’s face.

*These are properties from which developers are still in the process of developing them. Buyers can sign pre-sale contracts and purchase real estate during this time. Basically, they buy the properties before they are fully constructed.

No young person in the era of smartphones could resist tapping on it.

Absolutely none.

His fingers, both fearful and irresistibly curious, finally touched the owl’s face. The diamond-shaped pattern instantly disappeared, replaced by four options: [Roster], [Stationery Box], [Cheat Sheet], [Report Card (1)].

His forearm was now a horizontal phone screen. The icons were apps, and the options were system menus. The interface was so familiar that Xu Wang seamlessly accessed it, naturally clicking on the source of the new message, [Report Card].

The interface switched, displaying a top message scrolling from left to right: [Su Mingzhan, Tao Anan, Wei Tianhang, Yue Shuai, 3/23 Paper Submission.]

Clearly, that “ding” sound was the notification for this message.

But what is 3/23? And what does “turn in papers” mean?

Below the continually scrolling message were two lists: [Total Score] and [Paper Submission Speed].

Xu Wang wanted to explore more but suddenly felt a breeze at the back of his head!

He wasn’t the type to fall into the same trap twice, so he immediately plunged forward into the snow, motionless as if dead!

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds…

“You only need to play dead with a bear attack, not with me.” A voice holding back laughter came from above him. “Last night was the first time all of us came here, and everyone had varying degrees of panic. Your reaction was certainly the most bizarre among those panics, but there’s no need to feel too embarrassed to face me.”

It was Wu Sheng.

Without looking, just by hearing, Xu Wang could identify that guy’s voice down to the last detail.

Everything was real. The eerie realm, Wu Sheng ten years later, and his confession as if his brain was squashed by a door. Now, Xu Wang’s only wish was for the sky to fall and the ground to crack open so he could crawl into the ground.

Of course, such dejected thoughts lasted only a moment.

In Xu Wang’s dictionary, there was no dead end, only a desperate counterattack. No matter how disadvantaged, he would dance to his own beat and bring everyone into his rhythm to sway together—

“Wu Sheng?!” Accompanied by this genuine shout, Xu Wang sprang up, excitedly grabbing his old friend’s hands, his face full of the surprise of a long-awaited reunion. “Is it really you?!”

The smile froze in Wu Sheng’s eyes, then slowly turned into a look of indescribable complexity. “Are you sure this is what you should be saying today instead of yesterday?”

Xu Wang pretended to ignore it, maintaining his emotional momentum, continuing his “Best Actor journey”. “Aren’t you abroad?”

“Returned to China to start a business.”

“In Beijing?”

“In Beijing.”

Xu Wang paused for a few seconds. The joy that had just bubbled up in his eyes at the news of “Wu Sheng returning to China” was gradually replaced by massive confusion. His voice was devoid of jokes, and only a bewildered concern remained. “Then where… is this?”


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Midnight Owl Ch1

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 1: Snowfield

Xu Wang never thought he would meet Wu Sheng again in his life, not even in his dreams.

But he did.

In the vast snowfield and the white forest sea, he wore only a pair of shorts, shivering with his arms crossed, devoid of his usual eloquence and handsomeness. In the worst state imaginable, he met the white moonlight* of his heart from high school.

*Refers to someone or something that’s beyond reach. It’s always in your heart, but not around you. It comes from Red Rose and White Rose by Eileen Chang.

Most likely to go along with his dream, Wu Sheng also wore a set of pajamas that clashed terribly with the surrounding environment. The linen-striped long sleeves were slightly better than his bare chest for warding off the cold, but only slightly. His nose was also red from the cold, yet he stood there with determination, not moving an inch or even frowning. Apart from the youthful features of the past, his face now bore a bit more maturity and steadiness. Everything else about him reminded Xu Wang of the time when he, representing his grade, got tangled up while raising the flag during a ceremony. Amidst the mocking laughter of the other students, he agilely climbed up the pole to untangle the flag, then slid down like Mario to continue hoisting it, eventually triumphing over the entire scene.

What was most unforgettable about this guy was his unshakable position as the top of their grade from the first to the third year of high school and the increasingly outrageous way he… showed off.

Yet, Xu Wang liked his bravado, so much so that he secretly imitated him climbing the flagpole several times… But let’s not reminisce about those unhappy memories during this rare reunion.

“Wu Sheng.” Xu Wang thought there might be some estrangement calling out a name he hadn’t said in ten years, but there wasn’t. The name came out as smoothly as if it had been turned over in his heart countless times, instantly taking him back to those days. A gentle warmth bubbled up from within his heart.

The surprise in Wu Sheng’s eyes deepened—he was already surprised when they unexpectedly met in this snowy landscape, but now that his full name was called, the surprise spread from his eyes to his entire face. Even the person who didn’t frown while walking in pajamas through a forest of snow was momentarily at a loss for words. “You…”

Throughout high school, Xu Wang had never seen Wu Sheng, who spoke articulately, be at a loss for words. If it were the past, he could’ve teased him for an entire term. But now, he was too filled with anticipation, unable to take his eyes off the other, almost demanding an answer. “Yes, me…”

“High school…”

“Yes!”

“My bunkmate…”

“Yes, yes!”

Wu Sheng must have remembered. The astonishment slowly faded, his brows relaxed, and a familiar, confident smile that used to dominate the whole grade emerged in his eyes, frustrating and yet endearingly irresistible.

Xu Wang gazed at him unabashedly, and the corners of his mouth lifted while his heart bloomed with joy.

Finally, the other party extended a hand of friendship first. “Long time no see, Zhang Wang.”

Xu Wang: “…”

Is it illegal to hit someone in one’s own dream?

Xu Wang was so angry that he felt physical pain, clutching at his chest, unable to alleviate the sharp ache. On the other hand, Wu Sheng seemed even happier. Although he concealed it well, who was Xu Wang? The same person who had spent countless nights in the bunk bed below, fantasizing about the other through his sophomore and junior years—a young fool hopelessly infatuated. He was all too familiar with every microexpression on Wu Sheng’s face.

This guy was definitely doing it on purpose. Back in high school, he enjoyed making fun of Xu Wang. Of course, Xu Wang wasn’t a pushover; an eye for an eye* was always his policy. Even if he couldn’t outperform him academically, he never fell short in verbal sparring.

*You stab me with a knife, I’ll return with a sword. It’s expression referring to if someone harms someone, that person will retaliate, often with greater force or intensity.

But unexpectedly, even in his own dream, his brain’s construction of Wu Sheng didn’t soften his character in the slightest. There was not even a bit more tenderness.

Alright, Xu Wang slapped his face twice, chastising himself for being greedy, as greediness can lead to overreaching, like a snake trying to swallow an elephant. It was rare for him to have such a beautiful dream; rarer still was that this Wu Sheng, ten years later, remained the same familiar recipe with the same familiar smell and taste. Despite the cold weather and their thin clothes, it was only natural to come together in a warm embrace.

“Long time no see!”

Ignoring the extended hand, Xu Wang lunged for a bear hug, as if trying to dissolve all the regrets of the past in this embrace.

Wu Sheng, caught off guard, took a half-step back before steadying himself, stiffened.

Xu Wang didn’t care if the other was comfortable or not. His 1.81-meter-tall frame snuggled against the other’s chest like a bird as he marveled, “This dream… is worth dying for…”

Snow began to fall from the sky.

The snow was fine, with each flake landing on Xu Wang’s nose and on his cheek, which was rubbing against Wu Sheng’s striped pajama collar. It melted as soon as it touched, too fleeting to savor this beautiful scene.

In all honesty, Xu Wang initially felt satisfied just with the hug. But that’s how people are; once they taste sweetness, they always want more, sliding step by step into the abyss of sin. No one has ever dived headfirst into the river of sin.

“I like you. I’ve liked you since the second year of high school, and I still do. No matter how many properties I develop in my heart, it’s only you—only you, Wu Sheng. You hold the only piece of homestead land in my heart!”

Countless times in the dead of night, he reminisced about his youth, fantasizing about what might have happened if he had confessed his feelings back then. Time and again, he consoled himself with the thought, “It’s a good thing I didn’t say anything; otherwise, it would have hurt both of us.” But only Xu Wang knew deep down that this was the greatest regret buried deep in his heart.

Now, finally getting his wish, even if it was just a dream, he hoped to indulge before waking.

After confessing it all in one breath, regardless of how much the other party absorbed and digested, Xu Wang hugged him again, tighter and harder than before.

Wu Sheng didn’t dodge, possibly stunned by the candid confession, and was still in a daze of “Who are you? What are you saying? What do you want?”

Xu Wang took advantage of the moment, hugging thoroughly and contentedly, truly dying without regrets.

“Roar—”

Suddenly, a bitter cold wind struck Xu Wang from behind, accompanied by the roar of a wild beast. He shivered with fear, forgetting all about taking advantage of the situation, and swiftly turned around!

A black bear’s paw was even quicker than his turn, solidly hitting his shoulder with a “whoosh”.

“Dying without regrets” is just a metaphor. There’s no need to take it so seriously!

Xu Wang had lived for twenty-nine years, enduring many bumps and bruises, but only in this bear’s swipe did he truly understand what real pain was.

His brain froze, his body went numb, and he fell forward due to the bear’s swipe. Wu Sheng tried to catch him but failed, and they both toppled over together. As they fell into the thick snow, Xu Wang heard the bear’s roar again, this time closer and more ferocious.

He was going to die, and it seemed he might even drag Wu Sheng down with him.

It was like the start of a fairy tale, but the end of a horror movie. This dream was a complete failure.

His complaining was but a fleeting thought. The “voice in his ear” was articulate and clear, as if a little person was speaking right inside his ear canal, even with a mischievously eerie tone—

[Owl: Dear~ I’m giving you an early holiday. Sending you home.]

Suddenly, everything in front of Xu Wang turned white, like countless spotlights shining brightly at him. Instinctively, he closed his eyes, and in a moment, Wu Sheng beneath him disappeared, and he fell solidly to the ground with a crisp and pleasing “plop” sound.

The snow had stopped, the sky had darkened, Wu Sheng was gone, and so was the murderous bear.

Xu Wang got up in confusion, looking around, but the vast white snow and expansive forest were gone. He was downstairs of the apartment he rented, in the pitch-black early 4 a.m., standing on the hard asphalt ground, with shops all around him all closed. Even the breakfast spots were just beginning to bustle with early preparations.

“Beep beep—”

The urgent honking of a car horn brought Xu Wang back to reality. He realized he was standing in the middle of a crossroads and quickly walked to the sidewalk. The familiar breakfast shop owner, bent over, came out from the half-opened shutter door to take out the trash. Seeing him, the owner expressed surprise and greeted him with a strong local accent. “How come you’re so…”

The owner meant to say “early”, but as he spoke, he noticed Xu Wang’s attire—a bare chest and a pair of black loose shorts. To be fair, Xu Wang usually looked quite slender in a suit and tie, but now, with his shirt off, his well-defined muscles were indeed pleasing to the eye. However, you can’t just flaunt yourself in the late autumn cold like this.

But he already started speaking, so the owner could only awkwardly add, “…so cool.”

Xu Wang looked down at himself and then up at the owner, unable to distinguish between dream and reality. If this were a dream, would it be this serial-like? If this were reality, how did he go from sleeping soundly in his bed to standing on the street, suddenly sleepwalking after twenty-nine years of life?

“Hiss—”

A sudden pain made Xu Wang gasp, instinctively reaching to touch his back, only to find it wet and sticky.

He froze, both hurt and panicked, so much so that he hesitated to bring his hand back to look. He really wished he was just sleepwalking now.

The awkward position of reaching to his back was too much for the breakfast shop owner, who asked with concern, “What’s wrong?”

“It’s nothing,” Xu Wang forced a smile, quickly excusing himself before running into the building.

Thankfully it was still not fully bright outside. Otherwise, he might have frightened someone.

The breakfast shop owner was spared a shock, leaving only Xu Wang himself in fright—under the bright motion sensor light, he opened his palm to find it blood-red.

Wearing only his underwear, he couldn’t enter his home and had to wait miserably in the hallway. Finally, as the sky brightened, he saw Mrs. Li coming down for her morning walk.

Mrs. Li’s eyesight wasn’t great, but she had a warm heart. Upon hearing that he had forgotten his keys at home, she didn’t ponder too much why the young man, who usually wore suits and leather shoes, was dressed so “casually” today. Without a second thought, she lent him her phone.

In the hallway filled with dense, cluttered advertisements, Xu Wang found a locksmith service that seemed honest and simple, without flashy typography, known as “Police-Registered Locksmith King.” He then thanked Mrs. Li and politely declined her invitation to “come up and sit for a while,” maintaining his position with his back against the security door as he watched her go downstairs.

The wound on his back had already been clotted by blood, barely noticeable against the black security door.

The locksmith, a very young man, arrived slowly, so much so that Mrs. Li had already returned from her walk. Despite his apparent tiredness and continuous yawning, suggesting he was called to work early, the locksmith became instantly wary upon seeing Xu Wang’s scantily clad figure.

Feeling guilty, Xu Wang had already clenched his blood-stained hand into a fist but was still not reassured, instinctively hiding it behind his back.

A glint appeared in the young locksmith’s eyes, and just as he was about to speak, Xu Wang was quicker, bellowing out a cry that could shatter stones. “Mrs. Li—”.


Kinky Thoughts:

Yet another recommendation from a friend. I quite like this author since I read Suddenly Trending and I have been interested in picking this novel up for quite some time.

It’s an unlimited flow novel that centers around puzzle solving and is less serious than other UF, but quite hilarious.

Here’s the official art from the book publishers. You can buy them here.

Alt covers from a different publisher.


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Suddenly Trending Ch1

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 1

“Yesterday, the police from the Chaoyang Public Security Bureau received a tip from the public and arrested a drug suspect named Yuan in a certain community. Tests confirmed that Yuan tested positive for marijuana. Yuan, a male actor, admitted to drug use and is currently under administrative detention according to law.”

A simple situation report, in the form of a screenshot with blue background and white text, stirred a ripple in the entertainment circle on this early evening.

Of course, the entertainment circle was abstract, and there was no way to form a physical entity to stop people from watching and criticizing with great interest.

So all these waves were rolled into Weibo.

The report from Ping’an Beijing didn’t name names, but within a few minutes, the person involved was identified—Yuan He, who had just gained some popularity as the third male lead in a major IP-adapted TV drama.

However, he was still a newcomer. After the entertainment gossip accounts shared the news, his newly gained fans cried, eventually leaving messages like “changing from a fan to passersby” or “we will always wait for you here” and then there was no more noise.

Ran Lin lay on a small and exquisite European-style double sofa. His long legs awkwardly rested on the armrest due to the cramped space. But Ran Lin didn’t mind, even finding it quite comfortable, as he continuously scrolled through his phone, his calf and foot unconsciously swaying to some rhythm from another space.

Beneath the situation report, some passersby asked the perennial question—why is it always the Chaoyang Masses who achieve meritorious deeds? Can’t celebrities think and change their location? For example, to my great Miyun with its majestic mountains, dense forests, and reservoirs!

Underneath this old question, there was an old joke—the world has five major intelligence organizations: the CIA of the United States, the KGB of the former Soviet Union, Mossad of Israel, MI6 of the United Kingdom, and the Beijing Chaoyang Masses (BJCYQZ*).

*Clarity: The Beijing Chaoyang Masses is [Běijīng zhāoyáng qúnzhòng] (北京朝阳群众). The acronym is taken from BeiJing ChaoYang GunZhong. Note that while it is a z in pinyin, it’s actually a C (in pronunciation wise), which is why it’s a C not Z.

In fact, why celebrities were always caught in the Chaoyang District was something Ran Lin knew best, as he had lived here for two years.

Two years ago, when he was about to graduate from college, he suddenly became popular on Weibo because of a few photos. However, it was more like a round of popularity than true fame. Initially, he was called the most handsome student on campus, a bright young man, but then some marketing account created a hot topic—”If there is a first love, it must look like you.”

The origin of the photos was unknown, seemingly taken by a schoolmate.

In the evening on the sports field, with the sunset in the west, a young man in a white shirt sat on the parallel bars, looking into the distance. The young man had a clear and handsome face and a tall and well-proportioned body, especially complementing his bright eyes. Despite the dim light, his eyes made him look bright, like the first breeze of a clear morning.

For Ran Lin at that time, it was just an ordinary college senior returning dispirited from an unsuccessful job search. Otherwise, who would sit on the parallel bars in a white shirt, contemplating life?

For Ran Lin now, that was a turning point in life.

When an agency contacted him, asking if he was interested in entering the entertainment industry, he thought it was a scam. Only after the company reimbursed his travel and accommodation to discuss in Beijing did he go, with extreme caution and even an emergency contact method and code with his dormitory brothers.

Fortunately, the sky in the capital was clear… well, in terms of spiritual civilization. The company, called “Dream Without Limits” Entertainment and Culture Co., Ltd., was indeed in the entertainment industry, signing some familiar-faced minor celebrities, but probably hadn’t achieved much success due to its recent establishment.

Ran Lin was cautious and meticulous, usually not making impulsive decisions. Once he made up his mind, he didn’t hesitate.

He studied language in college, had limited job prospects, and attended an average university, so he hadn’t found a job by his senior year. He had to admit, the “Dream Without Limits” employee made the entertainment industry sound very attractive, tempting him, who had never thought about connecting with the entertainment industry, with visions of a dazzling future.

So, he made the first slightly risky decision of his life.

If he succeeded, he would be in the limelight, without any worries; if he failed, he could just pick up his college major and start over in society.

He liked to think of the worst-case scenario. If he could accept the worst outcome, then he could proceed with the decision.

Thus, he signed a six-year contract at the age of twenty-one.

Now, two years later, becoming the center of everyone’s attention was out of the question, but at least he was making a decent living. He would sporadically take on roles as the sixth, seventh, eighth, or ninth male lead in drama series and managed his Weibo account diligently. As long as he wasn’t extravagant, he was doing okay. And living in a neat single apartment provided by the company in the most bustling part of the capital, he couldn’t really ask for more from them.

This brings us back to the initial question.

Why do all the celebrities live in the Chaoyang District?

Because it is the largest district in Beijing, with the highest resident population and the highest concentration of film and culture companies.

Everyone likes to live close to their workplace, and this applies to both the struggling actors and the successful stars.

But the entertainment industry is much larger than Chaoyang District, and the number of people in it is also much larger. Those who become celebrities are just the tip of the iceberg that’s visible above the water. Most people are forever submerged in the briny depths, either dissolving into the sea or evaporating completely.

Ran Lin felt like he was about to evaporate.

There were still three years and nine months left in his contract, but it had been almost half a year since he had received any notification of work.

The company’s strategy was to cultivate a group collectively, select the best, and focus on training them. It was a race to see which of the new talents they had signed would break through first.

In the end, it was Han Ze who emerged. He became famous last summer for his role in a rather cliché idol drama. After that, the company’s resources were clearly skewed towards him, and the rest of them, including Ran Lin, were more or less left to fend for themselves.

In this circle, some people, like Yuan He, lose themselves in the glitz and glamour. Others, like Ran Lin, struggle for years without ever really entering the true spotlight of the industry.

As he was daydreaming, his phone slipped from his hand and hit his tooth, instantly waking him up.

The tall tip of his nose touched the screen and very considerately refreshed his phone, updating the hot topics for him.

Sitting up and holding his phone, his intention was to check his injured tooth for any looseness, but the moment he saw the latest hot topic, he forgot everything else.

[Veteran actor shows what ‘reincarnation acting’ is all about!]

The Weibo title was short and impactful, and the content was just a clip from a recently popular TV drama.

Ran Lin had been feeling quite down recently, not really focusing on honing his acting skills, and had been spending most of his time brushing up on Spanish, preparing to fall back on his original major if needed.

But the moment he watched that clip of the veteran actor’s powerful lines, his blood boiled with excitement.

He had never truly loved anything in his life. Even choosing his college major was based on the notion that lesser-known languages would lead to better job prospects.

But after two years in the industry, he found himself falling in love with acting.

No matter if it was a minor role with only a few scenes and lines, he would pore over the script, rehearsing in front of the mirror like a madman. For characters not given much background by the scriptwriter, he would even create their personal histories, losing himself in the joy of it.

Acting wasn’t a superior profession. It was just one of many, like finance, IT, architecture, advertising, cooking, and so on.

But he loved it.

So much so that the mere thought of not being able to continue made him, who was usually so laid-back, utterly despondent.

“Young man under the sun~~ Has your dream been realized~~ In the cold world~~ Has it changed you~~”

The ringtone of the phone suddenly rang, and the flashing caller ID displaced the original Weibo video.

“Kang Ge*.” Ran Lin didn’t dare to delay and picked up the phone as quickly as possible.

*Brother (). Term used to show respect and affection towards someone who is male that is either older or holds a higher position or authority. Usually, it signifies closeness or friendly relationship.

He wasn’t sure how other agents interacted with their artists, but whenever Kang Hui contacted him, it was definitely about work. Maybe because they didn’t have a contractual relationship and both worked for the company, since the company assigned Kang Hui to be his agent, they had always been polite and strictly professional, without any personal interaction.

“Come to the company now.”

As always, brief and to the point.

Usually, Ran Lin wouldn’t make a fuss. Even if the instructions were vague, he would comply first and ask questions later. But it was already eleven o’clock at night…

“Now?”

“Is there a problem?”

“No, I mean, do I need to prepare anything?”

“No need. Just go straight to the makeup room when you arrive at the company.”

“Okay.”

Ran Lin quickly took a taxi to the company and found that not only him but also He Jiayi and Chen Ling had been called in.

These two were in a similar position to him in the company, being neglected after Han Ze’s rise to fame, maintaining their popularity on Weibo with some variety show appearances and selfies.

In contrast to the hurried arrival of these three artists alone, the summoned styling and photography team was well-prepared. Once settled in front of the makeup mirror, the stylist started first, finishing the makeup and hairstyle, then choosing clothes.

The photographer had nothing to do for the moment and sat there, dozing off with his camera.

Clothes make the man, especially for those with naturally outstanding foundations like them. After careful styling, they looked like trendy and handsome guys. Moreover, each of them was styled according to the company’s usual direction. Ran Lin wore a trendy brand baseball jacket with a somewhat flowery pattern but looked particularly young, embodying the bold youth despite being twenty-three, almost unchanged from the boy on the parallel bars in his old photos; He Jiayi was tall and handsome, dressed in simple casual wear, representing the fresh boyfriend style; Chen Ling was in punk attire, embodying the rock youth.

Even the slowest would realize that this was for a street shoot.

However, Ran Lin didn’t guess entirely correctly—it was a street shoot, but not of night scenes, but at the airport.

Airport candid shots have become a trend in the entertainment industry in recent years. Regardless of whether the artists were actually taking a flight or how tiring it was to walk in high heels, they had to dress up beautifully for a few airport shots every now and then.

Of course, the artists wouldn’t admit to staging these shots. They were supposedly taken en route to catching a flight, “casually” shot, and some even claimed they were candid shots taken by paparazzi.

It was unclear who first discovered this “divine path”, but several in the industry had become fashion icons through “airport street photography”, and a few with strong influence and a solid fan base had terrifying selling power. Almost as soon as the airport photos were released in the morning, the same items would sell out online by the afternoon.

As a male artist, Ran Lin wasn’t particularly keen on taking photos, especially when he saw some female stars posing at the airport with full lighting and photography setup, only to claim the photos were “candid”. He found it embarrassing.

But there was no choice; if one wanted to survive in this circle, they had to use every trick in the book.

After being embarrassed for others, it was his turn to shine.

But actually, from the hasty phone call, it was clear that this “street shoot” wasn’t prepared for them. Upon asking Kang Hui, it turned out that Han Ze’s schedule had changed, and he had returned early from Fashion Week.

Han Ze was now the company’s key focus, and it was necessary to have a team take first-hand, beautiful photos of him at the airport. Otherwise, if all the internet had were fan screams or awkwardly angled ugly photos, the publicity director might as well not continue working.

The company probably thought that shooting one was the same as shooting four, so they decided to share the team and give them a chance for publicity. Otherwise, they would always be stuck posting selfies on Weibo, which even the most devoted fans would tire of.

At two-thirty in the morning, the airport was much quieter than during the day, with a few travelers dozing or browsing on their phones and tablets. Everything was silent.

But this tranquility lasted only until the international flight exit.

A sea of people was accompanied by flashing lights. If not for airport control, these young men and women would probably have drums, gongs, and firecrackers.

Surprisingly, not all of the light signs were for Han Ze; in fact, only a few were. Most were for another name—Lu Yiyao.


Kinky Thoughts:

It’s been a while since I did an entertainment novel. My first project was Your Rival in Love Gets Prettier Every Day. This novel was highly recommended by a friend, so I decided to pick it up, and I have no regrets as it’s probably one of the best showbiz danmei I’ve read. It is also by an author that I’m quite interested in their other works, so I also picked up Midnight Owl.

Hope you enjoy it.

Here’s some artwork from the physical volumes which can be ordered here:

It also has a Manhua, which you can read in English or Chinese. Some artwork below. The English Manhua is translated as Rise to Stardom (though I prefer suddenly trending, which will be explained in a later chapter why).


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Qizi Extra

Author: 易修罗 / Yi Xiu Luo

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Extra

Since hearing about a “secret” reconciliation agreement between Yu Ji and Shuang Feng, Ling Xiao had always been trying to extract information from them. However, one of them always evaded the topic, while the other never deigned to answer. Ying Feng, who seemed to know the truth, refused to give any hints and instead told Ling Xiao not to meddle in others’ affairs, which frustrated the curiosity-driven Ling Xiao immensely.

One day, while Ling Xiao was shopping in the Tianyuan Network Supermarket, he overheard someone on the phone nearby. Rounding a shelf, he saw Yu Ji, also with a shopping cart.

“…I’m just buying some things online… I’ll be back soon… Do you need anything? Coffee maybe? …Sleep? That doesn’t count. Choose something else…” Yu Ji was startled when a hand patted his shoulder as he ended the call.

“Ling Xiao? What a coincidence.”

“Is Shuang Feng urging you to return?”

“I’ve only been out for ten minutes.”

“But this is a virtual network. Aren’t you still in the dorm?”

“Yes, but Shuang Feng says he can’t sleep otherwise.”

“It feels like you’re taking care of a human-shaped accessory.”

“Maybe it would be easier to take care of a monkey?” Yu Ji said, eyeing the large bunch of bananas in Ling Xiao’s cart.

“Right!” Yu Ji reminded Ling Xiao, “I need to get banana milk!”

At the drinks section, Ling Xiao enthusiastically recommended his favorite brand but was politely declined, so he sadly filled his own cart. Looking up, he saw Yu Ji staring absent-mindedly at the alcoholic beverages, and Ling Xiao, whose IQ suddenly rose, guessed something.

“Is this what you drank at your coming-of-age ceremony?”

Ling Xiao accurately identifies Yu Ji’s focal point.

“Uh, yes.”

“How did it taste?”

Yu Ji shook his head with a bitter smile. “I don’t remember.”

“Did you drink this kind of liquor again later?”

“More than that, both of us haven’t touched a drop of alcohol since our coming-of-age ceremony.”

Ling Xiao turned the bottle to read the label: —This product contains hallucinogenic mushroom extract and may cause hallucinations after consumption. Please ensure it is used in moderation and in a safe setting.

Yu Ji’s communicator rang again.

“I’m almost done shopping… I ran into Ling Xiao… Yes, yes, I’ll be right there.”

“I kind of want to try this,” Ling Xiao said after Yu Ji finished the call, holding the bottle eagerly.

“Sure. You don’t have to worry about triggering anything.”

“I’m curious about the hallucinations it might produce. With my imagination, it’s probably about fighting fierce beasts or something.”

“The next morning, you’ll find out you beat up Ying Feng.”

“…Or maybe get beaten up.”

Ling Xiao actually went to check out with the liquor, with Yu Ji ahead of him on the phone.

“I’m checking out now… Yes, I’ll be right back… Remember to check the transporter…”

Yu Ji, with a headache, swiped his card and didn’t wait for Ling Xiao, hastily saying goodbye before logging off.

Ling Xiao stuffed his purchases into the transporter, disconnected from the Tianyuan Network, and after a brief dimensional shift, his mind returned to reality.

The goods were gradually teleported in. Eager, Ling Xiao grabbed the wine bottle, opened it, and took a sniff. The smell was indeed unique, very different from the fruit juice mixed with a small amount of alcohol he drank in his fledgling days.

“Why did you buy liquor?” Ying Feng asked, puzzled.

“Don’t you want to try? It’s the same wine that Zhen He sold to Yu Ji and the others, and he even tripled the price. Truly a profiteer.”

“Selling alcohol secretly in the fledgling area is risky. Who would dare to take the risk without high profits?”

“It’s harmful, but it should be fine to drink now.”

“Aren’t you afraid of strange hallucinations after drinking?”

“What, can it trigger another coming-of-age ceremony? Not scared!” Ling Xiao found glasses and poured a drink for each.

“Cheers!”

They both drank in one gulp. Ling Xiao blinked and smacked his lips.

“It doesn’t seem to have any effect. Maybe not enough?”

Ling Xiao decided to finish the rest of the bottle. He still felt sober, albeit a bit exhilarated. Just when he thought he had been duped, his vision blurred. He shook his head and looked again, only to find the surroundings darkened and confined—a strangely familiar scene.

“Where am I?” Ling Xiao asked.

As soon as the voice fell, a dark shadow pounced over, causing him to tumble several times on the ground, and then attacked him without any courtesy. Ling Xiao reacted instinctively without thinking.

“Ying Feng?”

With a low roar, Ying Feng opened his mouth. The special vision of the Tianxiu people allowed Ling Xiao to see Ying Feng’s sharp teeth clearly in the dark.

“Hey! What are you doing!”

Ying Feng bit towards his chest forcefully, and Ling Xiao felt an overwhelming fear, using all his strength to push him away.

“You couldn’t have awakened, could you?”

Ling Xiao blurted out this sentence without thinking, completely unaware of how wrong it sounded.

Ying Feng responded with another low growl and pounced again, grappling and rolling with Ling Xiao on the rough and uneven ground. Ling Xiao felt that Ying Feng’s strength and speed were higher than usual, driven by the thought that he absolutely couldn’t lose, barely preventing Ying Feng from achieving his goal.

“If you keep this up, I won’t be polite!” Ling Xiao warned him, but Ying Feng, undeterred, continued to attack fiercely. Ling Xiao felt a string in his brain tightening more and more, finally snapping when his back hit the wall hard. He too let out a low roar, showing his snow-white teeth in the pitch-dark cave.

Ling Xiao suddenly became very powerful. Ying Feng, who had seemed capable just a moment ago, was nothing in front of him. He beat Ying Feng back, and the narrow mine shaft shook as if about to collapse under their fierce movements. Fortunately, this situation didn’t last long. Ling Xiao, in his awakened state, forcefully pinned Ying Feng’s hands above his head, biting through the skin on his chest mercilessly as blood and a continuous flow of power entered his mouth.

Ying Feng gradually stopped struggling, and Ling Xiao, lost in his actions, licked the wound he had inflicted, as if addicted to the taste. After a while, he opened his eyes, revealing a pair of black pupils, but he could see clearer than before, and his sensory nerves were sharper. The undeveloped Adam’s apple and slender chin of the fledgling Ying Feng looked so tempting, making one want to bite.

Ling Xiao held Ying Feng’s throat, feeling it move in his mouth. Ying Feng regained consciousness under his harassment, slightly opening his eyes, revealing his pale, glass-like eyes under dense eyelashes.

“What happened to me?” Ying Feng asked blankly.

“We held a coming-of-age ceremony; you are now my Qizi,” Ling Xiao said with unprecedented care and indulgence in his voice.

Ying Feng frowned, seemingly uncomfortable with the rough ground. Ling Xiao thought that forming a bond with Ying Feng was a good thing, but the environment was far from pleasant. If only there were a soft, comfortable big bed.

Just as he finished thinking this, the surroundings suddenly brightened. Opulent decorations and a huge bed big enough for six people appeared. This was their sleeping chamber on Wolf Star, where they would pass down the beautiful wishes of Jing Yu to Ling Xing.

Everything happened so naturally that Ling Xiao didn’t feel anything abrupt; instead, he felt that it should be this way. He happily opened his arms to embrace Ying Feng but was unexpectedly straddled by him.

“What… are you doing?”

“Doing what should be done after the coming-of-age ceremony.” Ying Feng, with light-colored eyes, answered as if it were obvious.

“But I am the Qizhu!” Ling Xiao pointed to his nose and protested.

“Right, you are my Qizhu, and I am your Qizi,” Ying Feng obediently replied.

“Then why are you on top?”

“Nobody said the Qizhu couldn’t be on the bottom, right?”

“Is-Is that so?!” Ling Xiao panickily recalled. Indeed, it seemed no one had made such a rule. “But, but…”

“Just like Yu Ji. Although he is the Qizhu, he’s the bottom.”

Ling Xiao suddenly had an epiphany. “Really? So it’s like that! I can’t believe it!”

Ying Feng had already taken advantage of his distraction to pull down his pants. “Serving the Qizhu is the Qizi’s duty. I will make sure you are comfortable.”

Ling Xiao felt his argument made no sense, then thought it made a lot of sense. While he was conflicted, Ying Feng entered effortlessly.

“Um… ah…”

‘It feels really comfortable,’ Ling Xiao, with his legs wide open, resting on Ying Feng’s shoulders, thought while swaying.

“Do you like it? My Qizhu.”

“Ha… like it…” Ling Xiao replied without thinking clearly.

“I will make you feel even more comfortable. You don’t have to do anything. Just lie down and enjoy it.” Ying Feng moved his waist more vigorously. As waves of pleasure hit, Ling Xiao’s minor conflicts seemed less important.

“Do you want it to be more exciting?” Ying Feng leaned down; their faces close to each other. Though they had just formed a bond, Ying Feng already looked like a fully developed, mature man.

Under Ying Feng’s seductive words, Ling Xiao subconsciously brought his fingers to his mouth. Accompanied by a brief pain, he saw his blood dye Ying Feng’s lips a bright red, a flash of red light briefly visible in the other’s almost transparent eyes.

Ying Feng’s actions suddenly became more aggressive. He lifted Ling Xiao’s legs and launched an onslaught like a storm, scattering Ling Xiao’s consciousness. His body undulated with the rhythm of Ying Feng’s movements, leaving no room to consider whether this was reasonable or not.

The scene around the two continuously changed, from the ancient Tianxiu palace of four thousand years ago to the narrow bunk beds of the church. Ling Xiao felt as if he had experienced all the love from birth to extinction, yet his Qizi was still full of vigor, showing no signs of fatigue.

“Does it feel good? Is being a Qizhu extremely comfortable?” Ying Feng continued to tease him in a tone and manner entirely different from usual.

“Yes… harder…” Ling Xiao moaned with an order.

“As you wish.”

Before the next wave hit, Ling Xiao contentedly closed his eyes, thinking that it wasn’t in vain that he wanted to become a Qizhu in his fledgling state. Indeed, the taste of being a Qizhu was great.

The next morning, Ling Xiao opened his eyes in a daze, grabbed the communicator by the pillow, and saw it was already late morning.

There was also a message, a concerned inquiry from Yu Ji.

“How does it feel to drink?”

Ling Xiao tried hard to remember, desperately recalling, but could only come up with scattered pieces of a puzzle that didn’t form a complete picture. He vaguely remembered becoming Ying Feng’s Qizhu and seeing a rare, obedient Ying Feng.

It seemed like he also learned some incredible secret? What was it? He couldn’t remember at all.

But the alcohol was indeed strong. Enduring the discomfort, Ling Xiao replied, “Not great. I feel a severe ache in my back and waist after drinking. I’d better not drink again in the future.”


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Qizi Ch137

Author: 易修罗 / Yi Xiu Luo

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 137

At the base, a staff member reported a troublesome incident to Yu Quan.

“A soul just returned but refuses to go to the energy chamber we’ve assigned it.”

“I’ll take a look.”

Yu Quan followed the staff member to Area G and as expected, saw a lonely soul stubbornly lingering in front of a specific energy chamber, unresponsive to the researchers’ guidance.

He approached and checked the name on the energy chamber, then looked at the stubborn soul, understanding the situation.

“Is the adjacent energy chamber occupied?” Yu Quan asked.

“It was, but the person awoke an hour ago.”

“Then leave it be.”

He opened the adjacent chamber door, and the disobedient soul finally entered willingly, allowing Yu Quan to close the lid.

Yu Quan removed the nameplate, altering one of the characters.

“But,” the staff member hesitated, “this energy chamber wasn’t scheduled for this name.”

“It’s fine,” Yu Quan reattached the nameplate, “I think he would like this name.”

Twenty-eight years later

“Ming Zun! Ming Zun!”

Annoyed by the relentless pestering, the fledgling had gone to the rooftop for some peace but was still found by this persistent person.

“You’re here!” The oblivious youth excitedly hopped over. “I have great news to tell you!”

Ming Zun held little hope for any ‘good news’ brought by this person. Ever since they woke up in adjacent energy chambers and ended up in the same elementary academy, the other had considered him his most fated friend, even hinting at breaking beyond that boundary.

“What’s the news?” Ming Zun asked indifferently, startled by the face that suddenly leaned in close.

“Why are you so near?” He instinctively leaned back, but the proximity still allowed him to see every detail on Ling Feng’s face, including the sparkling expectation in his eyes.

“Have you awakened?” Ling Feng asked with shining eyes.

Ming Zun had fully awakened only yesterday, and he wondered how Ling Feng knew.

“So what if I have?”

Ling Feng clapped happily. “That’s great! I’ve awakened too. We can form a pact now!”

“What?!” Ming Zun almost doubted his ears.

“I like you. Let’s form a pact!”

Ming Zun was irked by his ease in saying such things. “Forming a pact is a once-in-a-lifetime ceremony. Are you treating it as a joke?”

“No, I’m serious. I’ve liked you for a long time.”

Ming Zun scoffed. “You’ve only been awake for a few years, and you dare say you’ve liked me for a long time?”

“It really has been a long time.” Ling Feng’s voice softened. “As long as lifetimes.”

Ming Zun felt a moment of astonishment, as if something deep within his soul had been struck, evoking many forgotten yet emerging memories.

“Hey? Hey!”

Ling Feng waved his hand in front of him, bringing Ming Zun back to reality.

“What were you daydreaming about?”

Realizing his lapse, Ming Zun faced Ling Feng again, feeling somewhat uneasy.

“Were you moved by what I said?”

“Nonsense.” Ming Zun awkwardly turned his face away.

“I voluntarily offer my heart’s blood, and you still don’t accept it?”

“Don’t be absurd,” Ming Zun couldn’t help but retort. “The health teacher already explained that during the coming-of-age ceremony, everyone instinctively fights. Voluntarily offering your heart’s blood is impossible.”

“What if I can do it? Would you agree then?”

Ming Zun was skeptical. “How can you achieve that?”

“You try to take my heart’s blood. If I resist, I’ll never bother you again.”

Ming Zun was puzzled. They were just awakened fledglings, half-knowledgeable about the coming-of-age ceremony. If he resisted midway, could the ceremony be stopped?

“What do you think? Good proposal, right?”

Ling Feng’s persistence made Ming Zun realize the offer was serious.

Though absurd, the proposition was tempting.

“Really? Just one resistance and you’ll never bother me again?”

Ling Feng pressed his palm to his chest. “I swear on my soul!”

Ming Zun recalled the health class details, certain Ling Feng couldn’t succeed.

“Resistance during heart’s blood extraction is instinctive. I don’t believe you can overcome it. How can anyone defy instinct?”

Ling Feng was confident. “Want to try?”

“This is your own saying.”

“Of course.”

With the idea of scaring him, Ming Zun feigned an approach, but before he could touch him, Ling Feng jumped back.

“Wait!”

Ming Zun retracted faster. “Regretting it now?”

“No,” Ling Feng immediately denied. “Though I trust myself to overcome instinct, just in case…”

Suddenly, Ling Feng grasped his left shoulder with his right hand and, with a snap, dislocated his entire arm.

Ming Zun stared in shock at his pained expression. “Have you gone mad?”

“I just don’t want to leave even the slightest possibility,” Ling Feng said, his arm hanging limply. “The other side is up to you.”

Seeing Ming Zun’s disbelief and inaction, Ling Feng urged again. “Help me out. Otherwise, I’ll have to hit a wall.”

“Do you really need to go this far?” Ming Zun was conflicted.

“Yes.” Ling Feng smiled and lifted his head. “Because I’m destined to be your Qizi.”

Ming Zun frowned, but his hand reached out to Ling Feng’s shoulder, immobilizing both arms with a firm grip.

Ling Feng’s eyes flickered briefly, then steadied. “Now it’s fail-proof. Go ahead.”

Forgetting his initial intention to rid himself of Ling Feng, Ming Zun leaned in, and this time Ling Feng didn’t dodge but rather strained his chest forward, willingly aligning with every move.

When Ming Zun’s teeth finally pierced the skin, he felt the body in his arms shudder, followed by faint trembling. The familiar sweet, metallic taste, the known sensation, along with the unique essence of that person’s soul, flowed ceaselessly. The same ceremony seemed to have been performed not just once or twice but across lifetimes, in different times, spaces, and versions of themselves—the same two souls, persistently seeking each other for this most sincere exchange.

As memories solidified in his eyes, Ming Zun’s teeth withdrew from Ling Feng’s body. The person in his arms was pale, breathing faint, barely discernible as alive.

After a long while, Ling Feng slowly revived, opening his eyes to reveal moist, clear gray irises under Ming Zun’s unwavering gaze.

“Ah, is it over?” The person, barely back from the brink of reincarnation, sounded weak yet feigned strength. “It’s nothing much after all. Had I known it was just this, I wouldn’t have bothered dislocating my arm.”

His gaze refocused, lingering in Ming Zun’s unfathomable eyes. In his memory, this was the first time Ming Zun had paid such prolonged attention to him.

“Did we really succeed in forming the pact?” Ling Feng found it incredible. “It feels like a dream.”

His eyes wandered restlessly, glancing around. “I suddenly have some regrets.”

Ming Zun’s hand on his shoulder tightened abruptly.

“My most important ceremony in life, and it’s done on this shabby rooftop? This bridal chamber is too plain. Do I get a chance to do it again?”

Hearing that his regret wasn’t about forming a pact with him, Ming Zun’s heart, which had been hanging, finally relaxed.

Their eyes locked for a long time, and this time, neither looked away.

“Can you help reattach my arm? I want to hug you.”

Instead of doing as asked, Ming Zun pulled Ling Feng into a tight embrace.

“Ah, my arm! Don’t hug so tightly! My arm hurts!”

Ming Zun’s embrace tightened further, and once again, the rooftop echoed with pained yet sweet cries.

“It hurts! It hurts, hurts, hurts…”

……

At the Tianxiu base, named “Zero”, another group of fledglings about to awaken arrived for their life origin education.

With faces full of curiosity, they attentively listened to the chief researcher’s explanation.

Yu Quan, who greeted them, maintained a monotonous poker face, but his content was surprisingly tender.

“…Tianxiu people have the universe’s most brutal coming-of-age ceremony. Lovers must overcome more difficulties than other races to be together. But once we cross these barriers, we become the most loyal partners in the universe, inseparable until reincarnation.”

“Scientists used to believe that through the purification pool, past memories of the soul would vanish, and the newly born life would be unrelated to the previous one.”

“However, in recent years, we’ve discovered that souls bound by blood pacts are mysteriously drawn to each other. Even if reincarnated as entirely different individuals, they are more likely to develop affection for their past life partners and reunite, accompanying each other through lifetimes, generation after generation…”

[END]


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Full Server First Kill Ch112

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 112: True Love’s Kiss?

Nol lay despondently in the fog of the early morning.

He had ventured deep into the Black Forest to better adapt to the original form of the Dracolich. Adapting to an alien body was much harder than he had anticipated, and with the immense destructive power of the Dracolich, he dared not flail about recklessly.

With surging power flowing through his veins, Nol simply lay in the leaves with one claw supporting Teest, who was enjoying the dragon scales, and the other holding his achievements from the past few months in Tahe—

[Dracolich [?]—Lv.1]

[HP: 100/100 [Permanently Locked] | MP: 100/100 [Permanently Locked]]

[Strength: 5,700 [-99.35%] | Agility: 1,588 [-99.35%] | Intelligence: 19,322 [+260%] | Physical Defense: 3,375 [-99.35%] | Magical Defense: 5,691 [-99.35%]]

[Status: Curse “Physical Destruction [Undispellable]” Permanently Active; “Staff of Sacrifice” Effect Active; “Guardian Oath” Skill Active]

Of course, the original power of the Dracolich wasn’t that exaggerated.

The attribute increase from [Fallen Death] was added directly to the weakened values, which looked quite intimidating. Nol suspected this was because [Fallen Death] itself didn’t exist within the system, so the enhancement method was so crude.

Nol’s current stats were even stronger than a normal level 20 Fallen Knight.

Having only 100 HP wasn’t an issue. His defense could greatly weaken attacks, so he wouldn’t die from a single hit, and he had a Death Knight by his side.

His mana could be managed with “The Complete Recipe Book”, and now he could use his own body as material to repair the damage in the Dragon Corpse Notebook—strictly speaking, the Dracolich was a form of a dragon corpse.

So even with the annoying curse hindering his performance, Nol’s abilities were still monstrously strong.

Especially his intelligence. This stat was stronger than many adult dragons, and as long as he didn’t encounter an unreasonable opponent like Zhuang Shuhang, who he couldn’t attack decisively, Nol was an unrivaled magic artillery.

After reviewing his full stats, Nol was more concerned with the “?” after Dracolich. He poked at it repeatedly with his claw tip but never got an explanation from the system.

After Teest carefully read Nol’s attributes, he stretched in the fog and summoned his own.

[Player ID: Teest]

[Death Knight—Lv.1]

[HP: 220,534/220,534 | MP: 30,040/30,040]

[Strength: 21,527 [+30%] | Agility: 9,707 [+30%] | Intelligence: 2,804 [+30%] | Physical Defense: 12,868 [+30%] | Magical Defense: 9,950 [+30%]]

[Status: Curse “God’s Forsaken [Undispellable]” Permanently Active; ” Betrayal Overture” Skill Active]

Nol: “…” You’re not weakened by a curse, impressive!

If it weren’t for magical artifacts and armies, in a one-on-one fight, his knight would likely be the strongest in all of Tahe.

Coupled with his own dragon-level intelligence, their awkward, cough, compromised cooperation, they could roam most of Tahe unchallenged.

Nol lowered his gaze, preparing to estimate the approximate stats of other “pre-arranged teammates”, but saw Teest’s panel continuously hovering in front of him.

[What are you doing?] Nol couldn’t help but ask.

[To this world, I’m now more dangerous.] Teest lazily flipped over on the dragon scales. [At this moment, I am willing to be your sword and shield, but you must watch me closely—if I choose to leave in the end, you let me go. Is that really okay?]

Nol was unsure what Teest meant.

He pulled his mouth out of the leaves and poked it towards Teest.

[I left the gold wheel with you. This way, when I think of leaving, I will hesitate… and I hope you will too.] Teest stroked the tip of Nol’s mouth.

So what then?

Was Teest hoping for a gift similar to the gold wheel, or did he feel too free and want additional restraints?

Perhaps sensing the confusion in the dragon’s eyes, Teest leaned forward, kissing the scales on the tip of Nol’s mouth.

[This is just a normal conversation,] Teest said. [I want to talk to you, but don’t want to use the methods taught by the church to persuade, so I can only speak from the heart.]

Nol blinked his large eyes.

Aside from lies, probing, and seduction, Teest rarely ever just talked. After all, since being taken away by the Eternal Church at the age of seven or eight, he had never had someone he could comfortably talk to.

[Then let’s have a normal conversation,] Nol said. [So, did you clean my mouth first before kissing it?]

[Ah, you caught me.] Teest draped himself like a sloth on the dragon claw. [I thought it was very effective.]

[You cleaned too vigorously.]

[You also burrowed quite vigorously. The Black Forest isn’t exactly a clean place.]

[…Your faith is really flexible.]

[Do you really prefer those mindless fanatics?] Teest stretched his arm, ambiguously caressing the fine scales on the dragon claw. [They would shout, dying for their God, but I would only give my life for my own thoughts. I guess you prefer me.]

This conversation was veering off track.

True to his Mad Monk persona, Teest flirted unabashedly, even with a Dracolich. Nol’s claw felt ticklish. Uncomfortably, he drooped his head and reinserted his mouth into the leaves.

[Yes.] He finally responded.

Teest laughed triumphantly, a joy so genuine and nearly sincere.

After a night of turmoil, morning arrived, and the surrounding fog gradually brightened. They slowly moved away, revealing the two figures left behind—

A black dragon and a snow-white man. The latter nestled against the former, admiring the fading stars.

The sunrise in the Black Forest wasn’t particularly spectacular. The burning sky was fragmented by numerous tall trees, with only the morning light streaking through the fog, its path visible.

The surroundings were utterly silent, as if the monsters sensed the dragon’s presence, and even the insects dared not come close. Time seemed slow and thick, as if only the two of them existed in the world.

Teest adjusted his position on the dragon claw, relaxing as if he would melt away. Nol had never seen Teest so relaxed in all the time he had known him.

Nol’s mood softened in turn. Plans and worries, for the moment, vanished.

He had never been in love on Earth, unsure of what “normal” love felt like. He could only be certain that, at this moment, he truly found peace.

Nol lay there, the boiling power inside him gradually calming, his breath and heartbeat as gentle as sleep.

[You still can’t change back?] Teest flipped over on the scales. [You’re too large now. I can’t kiss you all over—although I’d like to.]

[I want to get more familiar with the transformation process,] Nol bravely said.

This was his first time actively controlling the transformation, and if he got stuck halfway, it would be an awkward scene. Even with the Mad Monk’s bizarre tastes, Nol didn’t want to embarrass himself in front of someone he liked.

[So you can’t change back then.] Teest’s tone held a hint of sympathy.

The Dracolich discontentedly blew the leaves around. [I just need a little more time!]

[Open your mouth.]

[…Huh?]

[I have some herbs that can help you focus,] Teest said mysteriously.

Nol looked at him skeptically for a while, but eventually acquiesced and opened his mouth, mimicking a crocodile on dry land. His fangs alone were as tall as a person, allowing Teest to easily climb into Nol’s mouth—after removing his boots and robe and casting several cleansing spells on himself, Teest cautiously stepped onto the tongue.

Nol hoped the herbs wouldn’t be too bitter.

He tensely felt Teest’s palms, trying to open his mouth wider, and became afraid of accidentally biting his knight. But instead of the expected herbs flying into his throat, he felt a tingling sensation all over.

Teest stopped at a bite wound on Nol’s tongue, leaning against a tooth, and began to kiss the slightly open wound.

In that moment, the scales on Nol’s back nearly exploded off. The sensitive wound triggered waves of tingling and numbness. Teest even included some healing ointment, making the kiss both sweet and stimulating, like a wound being nibbled at.

If Teest’s actions were initially somewhat related to healing, by the end, it was unmistakably a genuine kiss—he held Nol’s tongue gently but firmly, kissing with intense focus.

The Dracolich felt like his entire being was thrown into a hot pot. Nol’s mind was overwhelmed with shock and stimulation. He wanted to close his mouth, but Teest stubbornly remained inside.

Nol struggled in place, not daring to move too much—just enough to create a shallow pit.

He couldn’t take it anymore. He had to close his mouth. But he couldn’t hurt Teest—absolutely couldn’t hurt…

A dazzling blue-white light flashed, and the giant Dracolich disappeared, leaving only a panting, crouching Nol.

Teest took out a robe from his bag and tossed it to Nol with a smile. “It seems those stories about ‘true love’s kiss’ aren’t completely just tales.”

“You…” Nol wiped his mouth, still in shock. “Your faith is really flexible…”

“At least I was successful.” Teest winked at him.

He extended a hand to Nol in the pile of leaves, his tone light yet gentle.

“It’s time to go home, Nol,” he said.

……

“I want to go home,” “Flawless” Anakin moaned in despair.

The good news was that she could finally meet with the Master of Paradise, Xu Yue, again. Just recently, Lynn contacted her through a doll, saying that Paradise had important matters to discuss and asked her to bring Solo along. The bad news was that the Temple of Life also requested that she negotiate with Paradise about the situation and convey information related to “The Manor”.

The good news was that the Homeward Saints Guild and Amazon would surely protect her in front of the Temple of Life. The bad news was that these two major guilds also wanted to know what exactly happened in The Manor.

Haha, one incident requiring three different reports. Haha, even her tutor had never been this harsh. Anakin seriously doubted whether she had transitioned into a “Flawless” or rather, a “Flawless Reporter”.

But what could she say?

The Temple of Life was unaware of the inside story, but she knew it as clear as day. The fall of “The Manor”, a gathering place for transmigrators, certainly involved Paradise in some role.

Recently, besides her, many other Players had come into contact with Paradise—this “contact” was merely being guided by the monsters of Paradise to discover some outer dungeons of the Black Forest. Apart from her, no other Players had successfully entered the Lost Tower.

For this, Anakin had brushed it off with her +20% luck value.

Thanks to Nol, she was now rightfully a top-tier Player, and having a few tricks up her sleeve was only logical, attracting no suspicion for the time being.

“This is the first time Xu Yue has actively sought us out.”

Anakin fiddled with her new magic wand inlaid with the ‘Festival of New Green’, muttering to herself. “First mission, absolutely can’t mess up… Absolutely can’t mess up…”

Anyway, if bad luck struck, Solo would be unlucky with her, so she might as well go for it!

However, the moment she arrived at the meeting room, Anakin immediately regretted her shallow determination—what in the world was this?!

Around the round table, Nol and Teest sat together, both emanating a much stronger aura than when she last saw them. Besides the glued-together duo, there were two more people in the room.

Coincidentally, she recognized both—from the wanted posters at the top of the Temple.

The notoriously renegade Pope, Godfrey Painter, was eating dried fruit earnestly. His posture was very elegant, yet he ate at a rapid pace, the honeyed fruit disappearing steadily in front of him. When he noticed the new arrivals, Painter lifted his head and smiled warmly at Anakin.

He was dressed in simple linen clothes, devoid of any ornamentation.

The mental state of the Eternal Church’s High Priest, Fischer Reginald, seemed very poor. He dipped his fingers in tea, drawing the holy emblem of the Eternal Church on the table repeatedly—each time he reached a critical point, his finger would slip, preventing the emblem’s completion. He stared at his wrinkled fingers, his expression filled with sorrow, his face marked with tear stains.

How strange—too strange. What the hell was going on?

Anakin’s brain nearly froze. She couldn’t comprehend this combination. What was Xu Yue thinking, bringing these two together?!

Overwhelmed by the chaotic scene, Anakin tried to back out the door, only to bump into Solo following her. Solo covered his nose and yelled “ouch” loudly.

“Please take a seat, Miss Anakin,” Nol said with a smile as Anakin performed a pendulum act at the door.

“Ah, this… Do you know, these two…” Anakin dared not run away. She dragged her equally bewildered cousin to a chair, step by cautious step.

“We know. We’ve already coordinated. Mr. Painter won’t kill Fischer,” Nol said soothingly.

He tried to sound casual, with the confidence of a strong person.

…But who knew the hardships behind it?

If this group of powerhouses really started fighting, it would be more stubborn and hard to manage than kindergarteners.

When Painter first saw Fischer, he calmly pulled out a brush and nearly took Fischer’s life on the spot. The former Pope was skilled. If not for Nol’s forethought, Fischer would have had a few more holes in his head.

Later, with Teest’s passionate encouragement, Fischer tearfully cursed the Eternal Son for half an hour, and Painter finally accepted the fact that “Fischer’s mind is troubled and relatively harmless”.

Fischer, on the other hand, was like a kicked stray dog by the roadside, his spirit broken. He alternated between scornful glances at Painter, confused and persistent stares at Teest, and banging his head on the table.

Of course, Mr. Mad Monk wasn’t very willing to cooperate at first. If not for Nol’s crazy eye-signals, he seemed more inclined to bring out popcorn and watch these two religious figures fight to the death.

‘What a harmonious team, so easy to manage.’ Nol’s heart yearned for death.

So don’t ask too much, Miss Anakin. I just managed to calm them down. Nol struggled to smile, hiding his despairing preschool teacher’s expression.

“It’s not that…” Anakin said weakly, her voice fading.

“We also gave Mr. Painter enough compensation. He’s willing to assist my actions,” Nol added thoughtfully. “Mr. Painter’s reputation is good enough. You two don’t need to worry too much.”

Teest snorted disdainfully, receiving a light kick from Nol on his leg.

“I… I understand.” Anakin relaxed slightly, finding a distant seat on the edge of the chair.

She couldn’t shake off the terrible feeling of a tourist mistakenly entering a wild beast’s cage.

“Miss Anakin is a collaborator we trust,” Nol said, addressing Painter, “so you can speak freely as well.”

Painter gave a slight bow and smiled without saying a word.

Honestly, Painter was more difficult to deal with than Nol had anticipated.

Painter seemed unreliable, but he was actually the leader of the Drifting Mercenary Group. When he heard about the cooperation to tackle a super-difficult dungeon, his requests were very practical—

Painter demanded that Paradise hire the entire group of Drifting Mercenaries, along with the residents of Paradise, to deal with the minor monsters. He claimed it was to help protect the members of Paradise, but in reality, it was a risk-free training and experience-gathering opportunity.

Hiring the leader meant getting the whole group; no separate deals.

“Even for us, ‘cooperating with Paradise’ is a bit sensitive,” Mr. Painter said. “If only the small fries are involved long-term, it will have a negative impact on the group. Better to let everyone see for themselves.”

He needed witnesses, huh? Typical of someone from the Temple of Life.

As for the information about dragons, Painter didn’t agree. Even after Nol increased the compensation tenfold, the former Pope still refused with tearful eyes.

“My Lord, dragons hold grudges,” he said. “Until I’m sure of your character, I can’t just reveal their information—if you do something and get noticed by Subelbot; once he traces the source of the information, everyone in our group will suffer.”

In other words, this former Pope still didn’t trust Paradise.

No problem. “Fighting together” was one of the easiest ways to build trust.

“Now that everyone is here, let me explain the commission details.”

Nol snapped his fingers, and a large magic screen appeared—

[The Ancient Knight’s Last Wish]

The Ancient Knight’s Last Wish was a dual-location linked quest. It was one of Tahe’s high-difficulty group battle dungeons and needed to be triggered in the “Ancient Battlefield Tombs” beneath the Black Forest.

After completing this large dungeon, a six-person team was required to escort “The Ancient Knight’s Skeleton” to the Endless Sea, fulfilling the knight’s wish to be buried at the world’s end.

If the first half of the quest tested the number of Players in a group, the second half assessed the quality of the strong within the group—the destination wasn’t the beaches of the Endless Sea, but a solitary island floating on the sea. If the skeleton was completely destroyed during this period, the quest would end in failure.

Nol presented this quest as a “legend passed among the monsters of the Black Forest”, pretending to be just an innocent and curious leader of the monsters.

“Legend says only a divine envoy can open the tombs,” Nol said. “So I specially invited Miss Anakin and Mr. Solo.”

“What about the final treasure?” Painter raised his hand solemnly. “If I understand you correctly, the six of us will escort the skeleton. The Endless Sea area is now completely dominated by the Demon King, particularly dangerous. Forgive my bluntness, but if the treasure isn’t valuable, this treasure hunt will be more loss than gain.”

Solo nodded vigorously, with Annakin also showing agreement.

The former Pope was quite astute.

Nol glanced at Teest unintentionally.

“When the Ancient Knight returns to the end, his bones will sink into the deep sea, and his armor will rust away. His will shall transform into a shield, a sword, and an armor, eternally unbreakable.”

Nol said softly.

“I need the armor. Mr. Painter, Miss Anakin, you two can divide the shield and sword equally.”

Painter’s gaze wandered between Nol and Teest, then clapped his hands together. “If even the Master of Paradise wants the armor, the matching sword and shield can’t be bad! Okay, okay, please be sure to let me join.”

High Priest Fischer whimpered, and Anakin nodded stiffly—well, at least she still had a salary, so it wasn’t comparatively so bad.

“That’s the general situation. Please rest here for two days. We’ll discuss the details of the operation later.”

……

“You didn’t say you’d give me the armor.”

Teest, hands behind his back, walked backwards in front of Nol, almost floating. “I thought you wanted to upgrade the members of Paradise and take a look at the Demon King’s situation.”

“You never used a shield in the battle against The Manor.”

Nol spoke in a low voice.

Ever since Teest acquired “Curiosity”, he had never seriously used it—the attack from Zhuang Shuhang last time was overwhelming, leaving no room for the shield’s appearance.

“I guess it’s because the defense isn’t complete. Using only a shield would be cumbersome… The ‘Knight’s Will’ armor is light and sturdy, which makes it very suitable for your fighting style.”

This way, Teest could fight fully armed.

“What about the sword and shield?” Teest leaned in closer. “Why give those to others?”

“Oh, because those two pieces of equipment are called ‘Knight’s Loyalty’ and ‘Knight’s Benevolence’… Are you sure you can get along with them?”

“……” Teest visibly deflated.

“See?”


The author has something to say:

Teest: Performing a real deep kiss.

Who would have thought, even a dragon could be French kissed by a human! (?


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