Author: 公子于歌 / Gong Zi Yu Ge
Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Chapter 184: Brother Chi is the Best
If you don’t slow down or pause while watching the clip, there really wasn’t a problem with the video. After the female stars came out of the hot springs, they were wrapped in bathrobes while the male stars came out one after another. Bath towels were given to them by the program team and were tied to their waist. When it was broadcast on TV, everyone was amazed at the good figure of the Touhua couple.
The intention of the program group was also simple, to show off their figures. They were all handsome men. Being wrapped in bath towels made it a very seductive scene in contrast to the formal clothes they had worn at the City Hall dinner party in the last episode.
Netizens who took this screenshot were also very powerful. When Yan Qiuchi came out of the hot spring, Shen Jintai had blocked the camera for him. When it was broadcast, the program team strictly controlled the camera scale. The shot of him coming out of the water that was focused on the lower half of his body was taken no more than half a second, even though he was wearing shorts.
However, the sugar sprinkled by Yan Qiuchi and Shen Jintai was truly imaginative that netizens were anxious to find anything and everything. When the second episode was released online, one clever netizen focused on the hot spring section with the mentality of trying to intercept the shot*!
*Clarity: in case you’re missing this. She basically zoomed in slow mo on the scene where he’s getting out of the hot spring so they can get a picture of his bulge.
“Ah, mom, my eyes are polluted, I am no longer a pure child!”
“What did I say?! Yan Qiuchi is thin yet has such a big nose*. It’s not easy to tell from a first glance so some people had refuted me!”
*Clarity: referring to his dick. When they are referring to “nose” in these comments, that’s what they are talking about.
“When Yan Qiuchi untied his bathrobe, I was awe by his abdominal muscles, chest muscles, and those mermaid lines. The clothes he usually wears make him look so thin*.”
*Clarity: she’s saying the clothes he normally wears makes him look so thin that she didn’t expect he was packing so much heat underneath which is why people were refuting the poster above who said he definitely has a big “nose”.
“Please look at your own figure and nose! I think it depends on your temperament! Men are simple animals. They will be confident if they are good at that aspect. Although Yan Qiuchi is a gentleman and restrained, he’s extremely confident as well!”
“It seems that everyone has sharp eyes.”
“Although the lighting is a bit dark, it’s definitely really good… Should I congratulate Touhua or should I feel sorry for him?”
“This is really quite common among Europeans and Americans. It’s a pity that I can’t see it clearly!”
“Sister upstairs, what do you want to see clearly?!”
It was already evening by the time Shen Jintai and the others arrived in Italy. This time, the program team abandoned them halfway and told them they need to find the way to the hotel themselves. The purpose of setting up this plot is simple. In addition to increasing the visibility of the show, they wanted to support Yan Qiuchi, because they knew that Yan Qiuchi could speak Italian.
The image of the almighty male god needs to be held up for people to see. They needed to add more fuel to the fire. Generally, popular variety shows and popular people complement each other. As long as Yan Qiuchi’s fans are stable, the ratings of their program will also stabilize.
“Here is the accommodation information. This time your staying in a family hotel,” Guo Weimin handed the information and keys to them: “You’ll need to find it by yourself and assign your own rooms.”
“Can you ask someone?” Shen Jintai asked immediately.
“That would definitely make Brother Chi stand out,” Zheng Siqi laughed.
Five people stood on the side of the road listening to Yan Qiuchi speaking in fluent Italian as he asked passersby for directions to their hotel. While they didn’t understand what they were saying, they all thought how amazing he is.
“I’m really convinced of Brother Chi,” Tang Ye said as he looked at Yan Qiuchi. There was no need to support a person like that, as his own built-in conditions is enough already.
“Brother Chi is the hottest person in our show now,” Wang Siyi said cutely: “All my friends are fans of him. The second episode had just aired in China. It’s a pity that our phone was confiscated by the program team, otherwise I want to check out the comments online.”
“How many languages does he speak?” Yang Lizhi asked Shen Jintai.
Shen Jintai said: “I don’t know either, but I counted at least four. French, English, Chinese, and Italian.” His tone was quite proud.
“He can’t speak German too, right?” Tang Ye said.
Among the five of them, only Zheng Siqi was regarded as the college-educated, though his other qualification isn’t very good. He could only speak average English but was used to be held in high regards because of this but compared to Yan Qiuchi who’s blessed by the heavens, there was no need for such comparison.
Yang Lizhi this time accepted her fate. Just like when she filmed <The East Palace is Coming>, she was dissatisfied at first and tried her best to fight back fiercely. In the end, she finally reluctantly gave up and thought it would be better if she didn’t drag herself down and just silently sip on the broth.
Shen Jintai was truly enviable. He was born to be a superstar and when he was looking for a man, he seems to have found the perfect one waiting in the wings, which now made him even more powerful. Yan Qiuchi’s contributions to Shen Jintai is by no means small, not to mention that he still owns an entertainment company that would definitely be put to use to help Shen Jintai’s future career.
Having said that though, when filming <The East Palace is Coming>, Yang Lizhi couldn’t help but marvel at Shen Jintai’s abilities. It was so damn good. Now that she’s filming <Honey, Let’s Travel> and she looked at Yan Qiuchi in the distance, she couldn’t help feeling that he too was so fucking good.
Yan Qiuchi in the night looked handsome and elegant with an extremely personable demeanor.
Xiao Tang didn’t follow Shen Jintai to Italy. He stayed at home and continue his vacation. Although he wasn’t currently working, he still paid close attention to all information about Shen Jintai and Yan Qiuchi online. Today, he came back around midnight after having fun with some friends. After showering and laying down in bed, he habitually went to the gold powder group to look. When he saw thousands of unread messages, he knew something must’ve happened.
Taken aback, he quickly read the contents from beginning to end, only to learn that Yan Qiuchi has a new nickname: Yan Dabao*.
*[Dabao] (大包) Translated means big package.
However, this nickname was too inappropriate for his fans, so he gave Yan Qiuchi a new one: Yan Tiancai*.
*[Tiancai] (天菜) Translated means (Chinese) celery but is slang for “heavenly dish”. It spawned from the (ironically) variety show Happy Camp where He Jiong refers to it as the best dish that meets his standards.
“Isn’t Yan Qiuchi a heavenly dish? Does he still have any shortcomings now?!”
“Hahahaha, it seems that there is none.”
“Don’t mention height, temperament, appearance, education, family background, etc., That’s all cliché and already identified as excellent. Now there’s another size that’s added to the hardware. Isn’t he truly the perfect male god?”
“I’m so envious. This little fairy, did he save an entire galaxy in his previous life?!”
The remarks of these people spread to the gold powders who reacted quite strongly.
“What galaxy did my brother save! I still think Yan Qiuchi still need to catch up to my brother. Ahh, will it be okay once he gets older? I feel so sorry for him!”
“Don’t pay attention to these people. Just think, no matter how good Yan Qiuchi is, he was the one who chase my brother humbly as revealed by his alt. As long as you think about it like this, you’ll feel relieved!”
“Yes, I feel so happy when I think of Yan Qiuchi, who once ascended to heaven, has now become a licking dog to my brother!”
“I wish my brother and Yan Qiuchi a long relationship!”
“Blessings all around.”
“Blessing my ass. Am I the only one who one who hope he won’t be with Yan Qiuchi? I just watched the second episode today. The scene in the next morning where the swam around the lake, didn’t he look kind of weird… but Yan Qiuchi was full of vitality like the spring breeze!”
After reading the chat history from the gold powders, Xiao Tang went online to search for some information and had to thank god that the screen shot never made it to the hot search. Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing.
However, though it didn’t make it on the hot search, everyone was discussing about it rabidly on major forums. Xiao Tang looked at some of the post and felt that he had collected an entire encyclopedia of materials that were inappropriate for children.
Thinking of the voice that he heard that morning in the hotel, Xiao Tang couldn’t help feeling emotional. It’s no wonder he screamed like that. Totally understandable. Brother Jin does not have it easy.
The author has something to say：
Xiao Tang, what do you understand? Tell Kangkang quickly.
Kinky Thoughts: Rather I’m more interested in this encyclopedia that he had collected…