Full Server First Kill Ch9

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 9: Cursed Loophole

Outside the window, the previously clear starry night became densely covered with dark clouds. The village plunged into a death-like silence, and even the chirping of insects stopped. Every household lit their candles simultaneously. Regardless of age or gender, everyone stood rigidly in front of their windows, expressionless.

Night blurred the colors. At a glance, people looked like portraits pasted on the wall. Nol recognized familiar faces among them—people who had nodded at him with smiles during the day. Now, they stared outside their windows without blinking, as if there was something in the void more important than their lives.

The moment the alarm sounded, Teest woke up almost immediately. He jumped up smoothly and put one hand on the Betrayer.

“Everyone’s gone? But I’m still…” Muttering halfway, Teest took a sharp breath and didn’t continue.

Nol also realized—under the curse’s influence, the system completely ignored the Player “Teest”.

The dark clouds in the sky continued to gather, changing from a deep lead gray to a suffocating black, as if the night sky had been torn open. A fog gradually arose in the village, and lovely wildflowers all sank into the milky base of the mist.

A lingering scent of grass remained in the breeze, but Nol smelled the scent of death amidst it. It was heavy and sickly sweet, mixed with the aroma of mud and rust.

He didn’t see anything, but a chill ran down his spine, and his hair stood on end.

“Run!” Nol decided immediately.

Teest grabbed his money pouch, already rushing to the door.

Unlike the oppressive feeling of the Lich, they instinctively knew that they couldn’t resist whatever was coming. Neither of them wanted to waste precious escape time out of mere curiosity.

Exiting through the back door of Mrs. Petty’s house, the stables were just a few steps away. If Nol remembered correctly, there were at least four horses in the stable. They should have enough time.

Teest, untroubled by the darkness, moved like a shadow across the living room, running swiftly and lightly. However, Nol slowed down—

Mrs. Petty stood by the window, dressed in her nightgown, tightly holding her baby. A dim candlelight flickered behind her. A fly landed on her face, slowly crawling over her moist eyeball.

Nol gritted his teeth, hesitated for a split second, then turned. He hoisted the tall Mrs. Petty onto his shoulders. Her body was still warm, her heart still beating, but she was rigid, like a mannequin from a store, as if her joints had lost the ability to bend.

The baby was held so tightly by Mrs. Petty that it seemed welded to her chest.

Carrying Mrs. Petty, Nol continued towards the back door.

Even if his attributes were suppressed by the curse, he was still a genuine “monster”. It wasn’t difficult to take two humans, let alone one of them was a baby.

Teest looked deeply at him, saying nothing.

Soon, they reached the stables.

Despite Teest’s frantic efforts—pulling at the reins and even stabbing the horses with the hunting knife—not a single horse moved. Just like the villagers, the horses stood as if enchanted, all staring in the same direction. The night was thick, and their huge pupils were devoid of light.

Teest shook off the blood from his knife and said sarcastically, “What now, run on foot?”

‘There’s enough time,’ Nol thought.

“That thing” was already getting closer. Now they both could see it—it wasn’t moving but rather frequently blinking short distances.

A massive figure enveloped in fog stood out. It was about five meters tall, its silhouette resembling a headless slender girl in a skirt. The houses in the mountain village were mostly rough wooden structures. Compared to this giant headless figure, they looked like adorable toys used in a child’s pretend game.

The figure in the fog extended its long arms. Its ghostly hands passed through the walls, caressing the stunned villagers. Nol couldn’t clearly see the true form of the figure, but he could see the fate of those it touched—

With just a slight touch, the villagers turned into flesh-colored rubble in an instant. The colors of bones, flesh, and hair remained, mixing together and crashing to the ground.

The headless figure swayed, appearing at one house and then another in the next second. It methodically destroyed the village, ensuring not to miss any newborn or elderly.

As people disappeared one after another, the lights in their houses went out, leaving only window holes that looked like skull eye sockets.

We need a solution… We need to think of a solution.

Nol bit his lip, covered in cold sweat. He put down Mrs. Petty and took out the Dragon Corpse Notebook pinned to his waist. He then bit his finger and began scribbling on the blank pages.

“…What are you doing?” Teest’s voice was hoarse.

“I’m not sure,” Nol said rapidly, no longer bothering to hide his eyes that shone with an inhuman blue light. “You can run first.”

Teest was silent for a few seconds, crossing his arms. He didn’t speak or run. He just leaned against a pillar in the stable, waiting quietly.

Nol attempted to depict the “short distance teleportation” spell from the game. Instead of runes or magic circles, he used programming information.

He understood the underlying logic of these spells and even knew the algorithm the developers use for pseudo-random numbers—all the healing and fireball spells he used before were outside the skill list of undead monsters, but he hacked them out by using this method.

The higher the magic level, the more complex the algorithm. With limited conditions, Nol could only reproduce the simplest spells. Honestly, “short distance teleportation” wasn’t simple, but it was their best choice right now. “Flight” and “long distance teleportation” were overwhelmingly complex.

After completing the “short distance teleportation” with three pages of blood writing, the programming language automatically turned into runes, forming a complex and beautiful magic circle. He looked up and saw that two-thirds of the houses in the village had already gone dark.

He took a deep breath and activated the magic circle.

Insufficient mana. Activation failed.

“……”

Damn it. He had hoped the Dragon Corpse Notebook itself would be excellent casting material and might make up for the mana deficit.

The system wasn’t that flexible.

Without wasting time on regret, Nol began to write again. Just as he was trying to modify the algorithm for “short distance teleportation”, the system voice echoed in his ears—

[Warning! Warning! Modifying game settings is strictly prohibited!]

At this moment, only a few houses in the village still had lights on.

Nol almost cursed out loud.

It was the simplest teleportation magic, yet he didn’t have the mana and couldn’t modify it. Letting Teest cast it wasn’t an option; Nol was well aware of the “intelligence” of a Fallen Knight. If Teest cast it, they would teleport only a few hundred meters at most, which was no better than running.

Stay calm. It’s just a problem.

Like the Lich Valdorlock… Valdorlock?

“Valdorlock is a Lich, so why doesn’t he have necromancy as a skill?” An artist colleague once asked.

“It’s sensitive, given he’s a professional class boss. We have to consider Players of all age groups… I wish he had necromancy, but flesh and corpses are too sensitive, easily subject to complaints,” he had replied then.

“Well, it seems we won’t have any necromancers in ‘Tahe’.”

Screw the complaints.

Nol pressed down with his bloody finger and quickly wrote a new spell.

Having structured the framework and clarified the computing logic. The most important thing was that this spell prioritized drawing magic from the medium of the magic circle. As long as the material was sufficient, the caster only needed to provide one mana to activate.

Blood writing twisted again, forming a new magic circle. Its lines were distorted, looking somewhat eerie. The next moment, the magic circle was activated, and a dim blue light spread over the nearby ground.

Pale horse bones emerged from the ground; their empty eye sockets lit with ghostly flames. Under the moonlight, two skeletal horses walked slowly towards Nol, bowing their heads in submission.

In the village, there was only one house left with lights on.

Teest stared at Nol in shock, his mouth agape, but in the end, he swallowed all his doubts. He swiftly mounted his horse and gave it a hard slap on its rear. The skeletal horse’s eyes shone bright blue as it raised its forehoof, emitting a rough neigh, and dashed out like an arrow.

Nol hoisted Mrs. Petty with one arm and likewise mounted the other horse.

The skeletal horse was much faster than a living one. Its hooves lightly grazed the grass tips. With the wind rushing past, the surroundings quickly receded.

The two tacitly spurred their horses southward. The Three Forks Road Village was quickly left behind, but neither dared to stop—not until they had crossed several low mountains and the little novice village completely disappeared from view.

The eastern sky began to brighten, with the sun about to rise. The two skeletal horses watched the horizon warily, their hooves restless. As low-level undead creatures, they would be instantly destroyed by sunlight.

The two had to dismount. As soon as their feet touched the ground, the skeletal horses quickly disintegrated into bones and sank into the ground like shadows.

Teest leaned over, gasping for breath. Nol carefully laid Mrs. Petty on the grass. Her eyes were still wide open, but her body wasn’t as stiff.

“Everyone has their little secrets… but honey, you have too many.” Teest panted out of breath as he tucked a strand of his messy hair behind his ear.

“Thanks for the compliment,” Nol replied, unceremoniously sitting on the grass.

Teest looked at him silently. “Don’t you have anything to explain?”

“No,” Nol said straightforwardly. “Anyway, you’re not going to spend your life with me. We’ll part ways soon.”

“Alright.” Teest shrugged, politely ending the topic.

“But if it’s really necessary…” Before Nol could finish, a woman’s wail interrupted him.

Mrs. Petty had somehow regained consciousness. She sat slumped on the ground, and the swaddle fell to the side. The swaddle was devoid of any baby, only dry, crumbled clumps of soil remained.

However, Mrs. Petty didn’t even look at the swaddle. She stared straight at Nol and Teest, her eyes filled with fear.

It wasn’t the panic of an adult survivor. Her gaze was so pure that it was eerie—fitting a five- or six-year-old girl, not a woman in her mid-thirties.

Teest immediately stood up and gripped the Betrayer tightly.

“Who are you? Where am I? Dad! Mom!” Mrs. Petty cried out shrilly, patting the ground. “Dad, Mom—help me! Help me! Wah—!”

She patted the swaddle beside her, causing the dirt clumps to scatter.

The scene was too terrifying that it took Nol a moment to respond. “Mrs. Petty…?”

“Who’s Petty? I’m not Petty! I’m Rebecca! Rebecca from Whitebird City!”

She scooted back a couple of steps. Her red hair was a mess, and she started screaming defensively, “…Don’t come any closer. My father’s a merchant. He’s rich. He’ll hire people to deal with you!”

Whitebird City was a city-state in the game, so she wasn’t his neighbor after all, Nol thought bitterly.

He took a couple of steps back, speaking softly. “Rebecca, right? Don’t be afraid, we mean no harm.”

“Mage, come here,” Teest said.

“She’s just frightened,” Nol replied. “She might know something…”

“Come here.”

Teest’s tone was tense, and he quickly approached, grabbing the back of Nol’s collar and pulling him several steps back. He then positioned himself in front of Nol, with the Betrayer now in the form of a longsword.

“Fog’s coming in,” Teest said, holding his sword tightly, his golden eyes fixed on the spot behind Mrs. Petty. “There’s fog rising from the meadow.”

Nol remained silent.

Amidst the warm dawn, a fog mysteriously rose from the grassland. The fog grew denser and concentrated at one spot. The air rippled familiarly, and a figure obscured by the thick fog appeared behind Mrs. Petty.

A tall, slender, headless girl.

She extended her fog-wrapped arm and gently touched Mrs. Petty’s head.


The author has something to say:

Experiencing VR games with skeletons and zombies is truly terrifying, man. At least for me, someone who adores regular horror games, it’s just too much.

Levels of horror sensation: Third-person horror game < First-person horror game <<< VR horror game.


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Full Server First Kill Ch8

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 8: Midnight Warning

Nol concentrated and carefully selected “No” with utmost care. He had a premonition that if he let Teest know, the guy would definitely laugh out loud.

He no longer appreciated the deliciousness of breakfast and ate distractedly.

After the meal, Nol asked Mrs. Petty for a leather cord. He wore the wedding ring given to him by the system on his chest, hidden deep in the fabric. Neither he nor Teest had put it on their ring fingers. Teest’s ring had always been in that little pouch, never seeing the light of day.

Ever since returning to the novice village, apart from occasionally jokingly calling him “honey”, Teest never mentioned the farcical marriage. At this moment, Teest was in the backyard, milking Mrs. Petty’s ewes.

This sheep’s milk would be sold to the village bakery, where it would be turned into delicious cheeses, pastries, and candies.

Nol leaned against the window, looking at the scenes within the novice village, his eyes as soft as a wanderer returning home.

The village was lush and green, with chirping birds. The roads were soft and muddy, lined with wildflowers, with no muddy feel. Farmers carried hoes, merchants drove carts, adults busied themselves with daily life, while children played carefree.

Some villagers passed by the window, always slowing down to nod kindly to Nol, even though they had never seen him.

Everyone had a satisfied smile, giving an almost unreal sense of perfection.

He created the village, and now he was a part of it.

Nol knew the location of every tall tree in the village, just as he knew there was a bakery 200 steps from Mrs. Petty’s house. At the end of the road in front of her house was the village’s only tavern. The tavern’s proprietress liked to wear bright orange-yellow, and her husband always wore a silk tie, trying to imitate the gentlemen of the big city.

Unfortunately, there was no bread for breakfast, Nol thought. The honey bread in the novice village was delicious. They had designed it meticulously so.

……

Not long after breakfast, Bly came with two bottles of wine, seemingly afraid that Teest would run away. Teest wasn’t surprised by Bly’s attitude and made one request—

“I want to bring him.” He pointed to Nol.

“That’s fine. Barto probably won’t mind the NPC,” Bly responded readily.

Nol was a bit puzzled by the abrupt statement. Not until they walked into the tavern at the end of the road and saw Barto by the table.

She was a very beautiful girl. The interior of the tavern wasn’t large, and she shone brightly, drawing the eyes of nearly half of the patrons.

She had curled golden hair, a proud figure, and delicate features, especially those clear, green eyes, which stirred a desire to protect.

It was just Barto was dressed sloppily and clearly in a bad mood—with her head slightly lowered, a gloomy expression, and her beer glass already empty.

“Brother, I brought someone.” Bly greeted her.

Barto rolled her eyes. “Why did you bring two?”

Bly was indifferent to her attitude and sat down next to Barto. “The other is an NPC. Teest took on a quest.”

“Oh.” Barto glanced at Nol with little interest and quickly looked away.

“I heard from Bly that you guys are planning to leave today,” Teest said with a smile.

Barto let out a dry laugh, fidgeting with the gold earring on her left ear. “Yeah, it’s not good to always stay in the novice village. Anyway, I’m getting used to this body now.”

Nol’s face remained calm, but he took a deep breath inside—apparently, his recent suspicions about Teest were justified. It seemed that Barto was a male player using a female avatar.

He took the opportunity to survey the tavern but didn’t see the orange-yellow proprietress and her bow-tied husband. So he just looked away, pretending to be invisible.

Once the conversation started, the three players chatted casually. Nol noticed that when more people were present, Teest spoke less. This didn’t make him seem introverted; he still appeared cheerful, just spending more time listening.

Like right now.

“…Damn it, there’s no hope for rescue now.”

Barto drank her second glass of wine, sounding quite annoyed.

“Remember those guys who quit the game? I went to the forest yesterday, and they all came out of the giant view. This doesn’t seem like a successful exit. If they really did leave, it’s been so long, there should have been official news by now.”

She sighed deeply, her cheeks flushed from the alcohol.

Bly patted her shoulder. “Let’s think positively. At least we’re immortal here. Death just means a decrease in levels… Just hang in there and don’t actively quit.”

“It’s easy for you to say. It’s not that it won’t hurt just because we won’t die. Yesterday, you were scalded by the pot and screamed for a good five minutes.”

“I suggest you find a safe place to stay. It might be safer,” Teest said after taking a sip of his iced fruit vinegar.

Barto, slightly drunk, slammed the table and shouted, “Safe? What the hell do you know about safety? I, hic, can only join a big guild, the kind others can’t mess with. I have to…”

She didn’t finish her sentence and passed out, her head hitting the table.

Bly looked conflicted.

“I’ll give him a detoxifying herb later,” he said with a forced smile, looking at the unconscious Barto. “We’re leaving anyway, so let me explain. Boss, Barto really didn’t mean anything against you.”

Teest just sipped his iced fruit vinegar without replying.

Bly took a deep breath and continued, “You’ve been soloing*, so you might not know. Despite his appearance now, Barto was the strongest and most troublesome among the three of us when we first started playing. He would mess around quite a bit when we first entered the game.”

*See author’s note.

“He would flirt with other guys, saying something like ‘let the brothers have some fun’. He also used this avatar to prank—or rather, harass—actual female players. Then, in a few days, strange incidents like ‘death after quitting’ happened, and the ‘intimate contact protection’ and ‘pain protection’ mechanisms failed.”

Nol slowed his cheese cutting, taking this new information seriously.

“Pain protection” was self-explanatory, and “intimate contact protection” was one of the most critical mechanisms in “Tahe”.

It strictly prohibited any intimate contact beyond friendship for underage players or underage characters. Adult players also had the clear right to refuse—if one party was unwilling to continue, they could stop the interaction and physically push the other party away.

The malfunction of “intimate contact protection” was a significant safety incident that the game operators couldn’t ignore.

Every time he guessed that “this isn’t a game”, the game system would intervene. But when he believed that “this is just a game”, unexplained incidents increased.

At the wooden table, Bly continued to talk—

“After knowing we couldn’t leave, some, well, started treating him like a woman. One night, a jerk sneaked into our house, and he…”

Bly’s round face scrunched up.

“Anyway, that guy didn’t succeed. Barto killed him on the spot, and he lost a level. As a result, that guy made a fuss everywhere, saying ‘it doesn’t matter since we’re all guys’, demanding public justice. Afterwards, Barto started showing signs of, um, PTSD.”

“Guilds that only recruit female players don’t want him either. To be honest, I can totally understand those girls. Latus thought he was making a big deal out of it and causing problems, so they had a big fight, and then Latus left first… Even though Barto is a bit uncouth, we’ve known each other for so many years, so I can’t just leave him alone.”

“So that’s what happened.” Teest took a bite of the roasted flatbread, making his voice muffled.

“That’s the story. I apologize on his behalf. Don’t take it to heart.” Bly raised his cup, looking a bit brighter.

“Let’s get to the point—actually, I’m still in contact with Latus. He recently joined the Temple of Life. Over there, in the big cities, they provide food and accommodation, and there are elite Players to help level up. Even if Players don’t want to join, the Temple will offer help for free. Brother, if you run into trouble in the future, you can try reaching out to them.”

“I’ll consider it.” Teest nodded politely.

“We’re heading to the capital of Gemino. It’ll probably take half a month.” Bly reverted to a casual tone. “What about you? Any plans?”

Teest didn’t answer, turning his gaze to Nol.

“We’re heading south. I want to go back to my hometown,” Nol answered quickly.

In fact, before being cursed, he had several “hometowns” in mind, ready to fabricate as needed. But to solve the problem of the marriage contract along the way, he only has one option left—

The southern alliance country of Shidina.

…If it was still called the Shidina Alliance.

“So, I need to go to the south,” Teest continued.

“Alright, I hope we meet again. It would be even better if we could meet in person outside the game,” Bly said with a hint of melancholy.

“Hope to see you again.”

Teest took out six gold wheels from his waist pouch and pushed them in front of Bly.

Bly was taken aback, quickly waving his hands. “Come on, brother, you don’t have to!”

“Consider it a farewell gift.” Teest smiled. “Wishing you a smooth journey.”

……

After eating the detoxifying herb, Barto sobered up almost immediately. Bly and Barto sat on a merchant’s open carriage and drove into the boundless grassland. The carriage was like a small boat in a green sea, gradually disappearing from view as it moved over the rolling hills.

“Let’s go back. I need to cook meat soup for Mrs. Petty.” Teest stretched lazily, still smelling of lamb chops and fruit drinks.

Nol softly hummed in agreement.

With the intelligence from the Players, not only were his doubts not dispelled, but more questions accumulated in his heart.

With this inexplicable Temple of Life focusing on Players, Nol decided not to reveal his identity for the time being—after all, the Players had no way of leaving here. Fortunately, as long as they didn’t log out of the game, they wouldn’t truly “die”. Their need for information wasn’t urgent.

However, his monster neighbors weren’t like the Players. They didn’t have immortal bodies.

‘I should prioritize rescuing the neighbors,’ Nol thought.

“I want to stay here for a few more days,” Teest said, his silvery hair shimmering in the sunlight. “The air is so fresh, and the sheep’s milk is delicious.”

Nol was succinct. “I hope we can leave as soon as possible.”

“Alright, tomorrow? The day after? Anyway, not today. I need to let Mrs. Petty know in advance.”

“Let’s leave tomorrow,” Nol said. “After breakfast.”

In fact, Nol liked it here very much. The “novice village” instinctively made him feel safe. If it wasn’t crucial to find his compatriots, he wouldn’t mind staying here with Teest for a month or two.

And indeed, the sheep’s milk was delicious, he thought. Even if the attached skill was a bit odd, he wanted to taste it again.

Sadly, this little wish didn’t come true.

That night at midnight.

Teest curled up, leaning against the wall, sleeping quietly on the straw. As an undead, Nol didn’t need sleep. He played with the Dragon Corpse Notebook, trying to find a loophole in the curse.

[All players have left the novice village.]

The system’s sweet voice suddenly echoed.

[The novice village is about to close. Warning, the novice village is about to close.]


The author has something to say:

Hehe(?

On second thought, these two might be the most unfortunate protagonists I’ve started with _(:з」∠)_

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Note: Solo Players refers to those who prefer to play alone in multiplayer games. I feel such people are either socially anxious or experts, or socially anxious experts (…).


Kinky Thoughts:

Note: In cases like Barto, where the avatar is female while the real player is male, I’ll use the corresponding gender based on what is being referenced. In this case, Barto will be female, but when speaking about him, she’ll be male.


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Full Server First Kill Ch7

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 7: Novice Village

Teest moved to the edge of the steps, fishing out a long sword from the stagnant water.

Its hilt was roughly wrapped in a gray cloth strip stained with old blood. Apart from that, there were no decorations or inscriptions on the sword. The blade was grayish, covered in scratches, and small notches were visible on its edge, looking very much like a cheap weapon no one wanted in the marketplace.

But Nol could recognize it.

[Betrayer: It’s automatically bound upon pickup. The owner will change their profession to the special profession: “Fallen Knight”. The weapon can switch between two custom forms, and its attributes grow with the owner’s level.

※ First clear special reward. Only usable by knights; not tradable.]

“Attributes growth” sounded impressive, but it was merely to ensure that players didn’t abandon this signature weapon as they level up. Assuming the top-tier weapon for each level range was scored at 100 points, the “Betrayer” was probably rated around 90. It was certainly exceptional, but there was a gap compared to the truly top-tier items.

Its real advantage was the ability to “switch between two forms”. The element of surprise when changing weapons during a battle could be easily imagined.

From its appearance to its characteristics, it was full of deception and disguise. This was the origin of the name “Betrayer”.

“I didn’t mean to hide it from you. I just wanted to clean it up first,” Teest explained, seeing Nol’s prolonged silence.

He didn’t need to explain. Nol nodded, showing he didn’t mind. As long as the “special team” effect was active, they couldn’t harm each other.

“It can switch between two forms.” Teest swung the sword and added, “I like how it looks. The more harmless a weapon appears, the better.”

“What do you want as the second form besides a long sword?” Nol asked.

A long sword was a balanced choice; the second form would ideally be a “greatsword” or a “spear.” The former was all about overpowering with weight, while the latter could confuse the enemy’s perception of “combat distance”.

“I’ve chosen,” Teest said as the long sword vanished like a phantom. He raised his hand to show his partner the other form of the “Betrayer”—

A plain-looking small hunting knife; the blade was only as long as a palm.

Nol’s lips twitched.

Such a small knife could hardly be considered a weapon. It was too short and only suitable for skinning, cutting meat, chopping twigs, or slicing vines. Using it for the “Betrayer’s” attributes seemed like a cruel waste.

He didn’t quite get Teest’s gaming style. The guy was always scheming in battles but seemed even more relaxed than casual gamers at other times.

“My hunting knife always goes dull after skinning a few times.” Teest caressed the “Betrayer” fondly, even trying it on his waist.

“Look, it suits me so well,” he said with a smile.

Nol didn’t have the time to respond. He was busy sorting through the loot. After regaining his physical form, his senses were much sharper. It was damp and cold here, and he was extremely fatigued, only having a moldy curtain covering him. The lower part of the curtain was soaked and felt heavy.

Fortunately, the rest of the loot wasn’t hard to find. They were on the storage shelves near the throne.

He discovered a pot full of gold coins in a delicate ceramic jar, enough for them to spend lavishly for several years. Beside the jar was a box containing a few ancient pieces of jewelry. The blood-red gems shimmered against the gold, untouched by the passage of time.

Teest grabbed the “Betrayer” and quickly turned a darker-colored curtain into a bag—this pitiable person abandoned by “God” apparently couldn’t deposit the money into the system. Weighing the heavy gold, Teest’s expression was somewhere between happy and troubled.

Nol didn’t stop his search. As a high-level hidden dungeon, the rewards couldn’t be just money.

Sure enough, opening the armor closest to the throne, he found a notebook.

The notebook, roughly the size of a B5, was about five centimeters thick. Its pages were thick and yellowed with age, with a cover decorated with hard black scales. The corners of the notebook were wrapped in a dull silver metal, while the spine was embedded with a milky-white gem.

The environment was damp, causing the pages to warp slightly, exuding the unique bitter scent of old books.

[Lich Valdorlock’s Research Notes: An ancient dragon-skin notebook, a precious legacy of the Dark Age. Lich Valdorlock claimed it and used a secret script to record his lifelong knowledge. This item is only to be turned in to the Temple of Life, where the contributor’s intelligence attribute will permanently increase by 10%.

※First clear special reward. Only for holy professions.]

“Why is a lich’s thing restricted to a holy profession?” Teest was a bit dissatisfied. They, being a Lich and a Fallen Knight, seemed to be the antithesis of holiness.

Maybe they should sell it.

As Teest pondered, he saw Nol place the notebook on the throne and conjure a fireball.

“…Why?!”

“Shh,” Nol said. “Just watch.”

In the flames, the notebook remained unscathed, with only faint black smoke coming out. Once the flames died down, Nol flipped through it—the pages were clean, with not a single word left.

“The writings have been burned off.” Nol closed the notebook with satisfaction.

The notebook, made of dragon scale, dragon tooth, and dragon-skin paper, had edges inlaid with incredibly expensive ancient silver. The real value was the notebook itself. To him, the Lich’s lifelong knowledge was as worthless as the wrapper of a chocolate bar.

He decided to keep it, not wanting to give it to that so-called Temple of Life.

Teest silently looked at the notebook—

[Dragon Corpse Notebook: A blank dragon-skin notebook, a precious relic of the Dark Age, made by an unknown craftsman. It has many uses. Please try them out at your leisure. Remember, do not let dragons see it.]

“I need this notebook. All the money is yours.” Nol held the notebook close. “Actually, that’s not enough. I’ll think of a way to compensate you further.”

“I don’t mind. What do you plan to do with it?” Teest asked out of curiosity.

“I haven’t decided.”

“……”

The two chatted sporadically as they headed for the exit—a bright white halo appeared in the center of the main hall, swaying gently like the shadow of the moon in a pool.

Before leaving, Teest paused, looking in the direction where the Lich had disappeared.

“What’s wrong?”

“It worshiped its master crazily,” Teest mused. “Yet it didn’t even know its master’s name. It’s a bit sad, isn’t it?”

“…Perhaps.”

‘It’s not the Lich’s fault,’ Nol thought. For the sake of simplification, these underground palaces were all owned by “nameless kings in the era of turmoil”.

From the beginning, he never gave the Lich’s master a name. How could the Lich remember something that didn’t exist?

……

The mountain road was as challenging as ever. By the time they reached Three Forks Road Village, it was already two days later.

The small mountain village lay quietly in the mountains, surrounded by a clear blue sky and lush green meadows. The weather was perfect, and the wind carried the scent of grass and sunshine, relaxing anyone nearby.

Big brother*! You’re finally back!” As soon as Teest stepped into the village, a bullet-like shadow rushed at him.

*[Da Ge] (大哥) Term used to address an older male or someone with higher status or seniority. Depending on context, it could also refer to a gang leader or the boss of a group.

It was a chubby cute teenager with round brown eyes and a mop-like head of hair.

He also wore a gold earring in his left ear, another Player.

“Good afternoon, Bly.” Teest dodged the flying teenager, who almost landed face-first.

Bly stood firm, cursing under his breath. He quickly noticed Nol and his gaze immediately focused on his left ear.

“Why did you bring an NPC back? There are NPCs out in the wilderness?” he exclaimed in astonishment. “Damn, this guy is handsome. His quest must be rare.”

“He’s right here. Don’t be so blunt,” Teest said.

“They don’t care,” Bly responded with a cheeky smile. “They only care about their own quests.”

Teest shrugged, deftly changing the subject. “Where’s Barto?”

“He’s on a quest at the blacksmith’s. We have to find some way to make a living,” Bly said. “Actually, we both thought about leaving… Seriously, you won’t come with us?”

“You guys are close. It’d be awkward with a stranger around. Besides, I have other places to go,” Teest replied, avoiding mentioning the curse on him.

“But you’re an expert!” Bly whined. “If Barto didn’t want to join the guild, I’d definitely choose to cling to you. Boss, at least add me as a friend.”

Teest just laughed. “My friend list is full. I’ll add you first when there’s a chance… Let’s not talk about this for now. I need to find some clothes for our friend here.”

“We’re leaving tomorrow. At least let’s have a meal together,” Bly said with a dejected look.

“Sure.”

This Bly seemed like a “normal Player” in Nol’s impression, making him somewhat touched. Another Player would arrive tomorrow, perhaps offering a chance for help.

“By the way, the Temple of Life has been searching for Players like us. They offer quite a good deal,” Bly shouted from behind. “Let’s discuss it in detail at tomorrow’s meal!”

Nol immediately shelved the idea of seeking help.

The Temple of Life is searching for Players? What does that mean?

It wasn’t until Teest handed him a set of clothes that Nol snapped back to reality. He found himself in a small log cabin. The walls were made of logs, with a few wooden stools stacked against them. The floor was covered with gray pebbles, and two wooden buckets full of clean water sat nearby, with a cloth next to them for convenience.

“Before changing, we should probably wipe ourselves down.” Teest pointed at the buckets. “There’s no hot water here, but I guess a ‘Lich’ won’t catch a cold.”

Teest also held a stack of clean clothes. He put them down and began to strip, wringing out the wet cloth.

His movements were natural and relaxed, showing no awkwardness. Now, Nol was certain, this guy must also be male in real life.

Teest’s body was well-proportioned, befitting the “Knight” class. But he had no scars, unlike real warriors. However, his clothes usually hid his physique, making him look less like a combatant.

Nol averted his gaze, and the two sat on separate stools, back-to-back, cleaning themselves.

“That guy just now is Bly. He came here with Barto and Latus. They were roommates before, very close,”

Teest chatted as they washed themselves.

“Latus is the strongest and left with a large team some time ago. Bly and Barto stayed here, perhaps because they’re too young and not mentally prepared yet,”

Nol: “……”

Sorry, Bly. This “NPC” not only understands you but knows the jokes you’re making—Lettuce, butter, and bread, right? Just missing a slice of ham*.

*Clarity: The joke here is their names. Bly (布莱) (bread/rye), Barto (巴托) (butter), Latus (图斯) (lettuce). See author’s notes.

But he didn’t miss the point. “Mentally prepared?”

Teest wrung out the water from his long hair. “Yeah, everyone faced an unexpected situation—no one can contact the outside world or go home.”

Hopefully, it wasn’t the rumored “disappearing logout button”. Nol held back his questions and silently dressed.

“Anyway, they all left this place, hoping to try their luck elsewhere,” Teest commented. “You know, that outfit suits you.”

Nol had discarded the curtain robe he had worn before. Now, he wore a dark gray linen tunic and trousers similar to Teest’s, and though the boots on his feet were worn, they were clean and odorless.

The realism of this mundane life was so strong that Nol almost forgot he was a “monster”.

Teest quickly changed into his clothes. His outfit was similar to before, except that the small hunting knife around his waist had quietly been replaced with the “Betrayer”.

“Given the troubles, it would be better to be with others, right?” Nol adjusted the creases of his clothes. “Yet, you stayed till the end.”

“There are downsides to having too many people around.” Teest smiled without continuing the topic.

That night, the two stayed at the farmhouse.

The owner of the farmhouse was Mrs. Petty, a tall and sturdy shepherdess. She had bright red hair and a striking hawkish nose, with freckles all over her face, which was always taut. It was rumored her husband was away doing business, leaving her and their young son—who was still in swaddling clothes and couldn’t speak yet.

Her house was quite spacious, with many chores to do. Teest helped Mrs. Petty chop wood, cook, milk, and slaughter sheep. In exchange, she provided him with a permanent place to stay.

Teest’s room was an empty space covered with straw, which was dry and soft to lie on. Seeing Teest bring someone else, Mrs. Petty just nodded without saying much.

“She might look fierce, but she’s actually nice,” Teest said before sleeping. “In the morning, there’s sheep’s milk, eggs, and smoked meat. As long as I cook well, she never minds how much I use.”

He was right. The next morning, their plates were piled with fried eggs and smoked meat, and a big pot of hot sheep’s milk with sugar was placed on the table. Mrs. Petty took her portion and went back to her room, usually eating beside her baby.

The fried eggs were soft and white, with the yolk perfectly solidified. The smoked meat, sprinkled with spices, had slightly charred edges, giving off an aromatic scent. Nol poured himself a glass of sheep’s milk, feeling overwhelmed.

For the past few days, he had been busy controlling his glowing eyes, and Teest’s beef jerky was awfully hard, leaving no appetite. Anyway, a Lich wouldn’t die if they didn’t eat, so Nol didn’t eat at all. After his previous life as a will-o’-wisp, he had almost forgotten the joy of eating.

Having a physical body was wonderful. He hadn’t tasted such delicious food in a long time.

Unfortunately, this good mood didn’t last long—

As Nol forked a piece of fried egg, chewed it slowly, and took a sip of the rich and sweet sheep’s milk, a system notification popped up in front of him.

[Heretical Devour [Beginner] has been activated. Successfully acquired the following skills—]

[Crowing: Passive skill. The user can sense sunrise and scream in the early morning.]

[Milk Production: After using, the user will quickly produce 200 mL of milk.]

[Do you want to save the above skills? [Saved skills: 0/3]]

Nol stared at the notification blankly as his fork clattered onto the table.


The author has something to say:

Certain skills are better left unlearned. If these are learned, this novel can’t be posted on JJ…

Nol: This can be added to the top 3 terrifying events since my transmigration.

————

Note: This is a roommate’s game joke, from the internet; the keyword is “bread knight”.

And the “disappearing logout button” is a nod to SAO (Sword Art Online).


Kinky Thoughts:

Wonder where the milk will come from?


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Full Server First Kill Ch6

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6: Rewards and Curses

Teest was lying on a pile of Nol’s bones, too weak to stand. Nol didn’t rush him. After straining his nerves for more than twenty hours, Nol himself was extremely exhausted. After all, no one had specified that the reward had to be received standing.

The reward was as he had predicted. For defeating a hidden boss beyond his level, Nol gained a large amount of experience points, plus a rare item corresponding to the “raider’s profession”.

[Guardian’s Phylactery: After devouring, you can evolve into the rare undead monster “Lich”. The most proficient skill will undergo mutation enhancement.

※First clear special reward. Only for undead creatures to use; not tradable.]

Countless white fragments of light exploded, and the little black box that had just fallen into the water appeared before him.

Without thinking, Nol grabbed the box and took a bite.

The box seemed to be made of leather, about the size of an apple, with the hardness of an apple. But it tasted indescribably disgusting, as if he was chewing on rotten meat. If it weren’t for the fact that skeleton soldiers had no sense of taste, Nol would have vomited violently.

Honestly, evolving now wasn’t cost-effective.

This thing could cause a skill to mutate, and the higher the level, the rarer the skill that mutated, the better. At the moment, the highest proficiency skill Nol had was the lowest level “Devour”, a skill every undead creature had.

But he had no choice. A lich had a physical body and could disguise itself as a normal person, which was what he desperately needed.

The black box was thus swallowed by Nol and magically disappeared inside the skeleton.

The next instant, there was a surge of dark light, and the scattered bones on the ground were held together by some force, forcibly assembled. Then, withered flesh crawled onto the skeleton, and dim organs appeared between the ribs.

Organs, muscles, skin, hair.

The flesh gradually became whole, fresh, and plump. Nol raised his right arm and saw a familiar palm. He sighed in satisfaction and used up all the reward experience points—

[Lich – Lv.20]

[HP: 52,617/52,617 | MP: 43,780/43,780]

[Strength: 2,004 | Agility: 1,301 | Intelligence: 2,685 | Physical Defense: 3,416 | Magic Defense: 4,520]

[Status: Fire and light attribute attacks deal 500% damage.]

Not long after, the mutated skill was fresh out of the oven:

[Skill: Devour Lv. Max → Heretical Devour [Elementary]]

[Heretical Devour [Elementary]: The devourable object changes from “undead creatures” to “all species”; devouring the target’s flesh will gain experience points and randomly acquire one of the target’s skills; this ability can only be used on a single target once.]

[Note: The higher the target’s strength, the higher the failure rate. Can have up to 3 acquired skills.]

[※”Heretical Devour” can be upgraded with the evolution of the holder.]

The properties after evolution were excellent, and the mutated skill could also be used. Now he could easily protect himself. The misfortune ended here. As long as he “divorced” Teest, he could pretend to be a common person and live freely outside…

[Warning, abnormal behavior detected.]

…Huh?

[Combat level comparison completed. It is judged to be an abnormal means of conquering. Initiating—— Initiating—— Initiating——]

The sweet female voice mechanically repeated, and Nol instinctively held his breath.

[——Initiating curse punishment.] The system finally gave its conclusion.

…What the hell?

Indeed, it was theoretically impossible for them to win this battle. Normally, game developers wouldn’t enter the game and remember all the mechanisms of the boss. He could understand the system’s misjudgment. Under normal circumstances, they would just freeze the account, and the Player could appeal.

Why was it a “curse”? This punishment was too weird.

As Nol was pondering, the status bar flickered as if it had poor signal. It changed from light blue to blood red, and its content also changed—

[Lich – Lv.20]

[HP: 100/100 [Permanently Locked] | MP: 100/100 [Permanently Locked]]

[Strength: 20 [-99%] | Agility: 13 [-99%] | Intelligence: 2,685 | Physical Defense: 34 [-99%] | Magic Defense: 45 [-99%]]

[Status: The curse “Physical Destruction [Undispellable]” permanently effective.]

Nol slowly extended his hand and poked the underlined “Physical Destruction”. Sure enough, the system gave a thoughtful explanation.

[※ Physical Destruction: Under special conditions, it can occur by repeatedly using spells that counter your own attributes. The severity and duration of the curse depend on the specific circumstances. Equipment and medicinal gains are proportionally discounted.]

His HP and MP were directly locked, and his various attributes were reduced by 99%. The curse couldn’t be dispelled, and it was permanently effective. His “Physical Destruction” was directly pulled at maximum strength.

In the end, it left him with a normal “intelligence” attribute, plus a poison attack that canceled the fire and light weaknesses inherited by undead monsters. However, when one’s defense was permanently reduced by 99%, whether they had a weakness or not didn’t really matter.

Nol sat quietly in place, staring at his desolate status bar.

…Until a piece of red curtain covered his naked body.

“You’re younger than I thought, Mr. Mage,” a voice said. “Hey, even if we’re married, you don’t have to be so… candid.”

Nol raised his head and looked at Teest, who was barely standing.

“You don’t look too happy.” Teest swayed a bit and sat down next to Nol. “What, are you cursed too?”

“What do you mean cursed ‘too’?” Nol finally pulled his attention back.

Teest chuckled. “I got an extra curse, called ‘God’s Forsaken, the kind that can’t be dispelled. Who knows, maybe God just doesn’t like this kind of weak-to-strong drama.”

“I’ve never heard of this curse,” Nol said truthfully.

“Physical Destruction” he knew. Black mages using healing spells, holy knights using black magic—all would have a “Physical Destruction” state. But he really didn’t know anything about “God’s Forsaken”.

His game had been added with too many miscellaneous things. Nol has started to get used to it.

“The curse doesn’t have much effect on my body.” Teest shrugged. “But it forbids me, uh, from using anything related to divine power.”

He was vague, but Nol knew what that meant.

“God” was a euphemistic term for system functions. If he didn’t guess wrong, Teest couldn’t change his face from now on, he couldn’t buy various official gift packs, and he was forbidden to trade with other Players through the shop system. What was worse, he couldn’t team up normally, let alone join any guild.

Next, Teest would have to face all enemies alone.

“But I don’t think the impact is serious. You lose some, you gain some.” Teest grimaced and started washing his bloody hair, seemingly very nonchalant. “What about you? What’s your curse?”

When Nol finished explaining from the perspective of a “game NPC”, Teest’s mouth gaped, and the hand washing his head stiffened in mid-air.

“Bud, you’re too miserable,” he sincerely lamented. “So, you’re not much stronger than a skeleton soldier now. I still have to escort you home.”

Nol nodded. “That’s the case.”

After explaining to Teest, he also calmed down a bit.

Regardless, he now had a human form and could return to human society. As for the issue of combat power… It was just another game problem. Since he could find a way to deal with Lich Valdorlock, he could solve this one.

Nol adjusted the decaying mantle on his body, looking at the stagnant water at the foot of the stairs.

His appearance was almost identical to that of the modern human “Xu Yue”.

Black hair with slightly longer bangs that just covered the back of his nape. His features were very handsome and distinguished, with somewhat deep contours, slightly melancholic. But compared to a real western appearance, his brows and eyes were softer. His face was still pale from being overworked, his lips lacked color, and his physique hadn’t changed—

He used to pay great attention to health management, maintaining a slim and strong figure with no obesity from being overworked, but he didn’t have time to go to the gym, so this strength was just that of an ordinary person. In this world, he could probably be considered skinny.

The only change was his eyes.

His pupils had turned into the bright blue typical of undead creatures, faintly glowing in the dark, like two clusters of will-o’-wisps. Nol sighed. When he left here, he would have to find a way to cover them.

“Never mind, let’s get divorced first,” Nol said to Teest.

Teest nodded and cheerfully took out the little idol. In an instant, the little idol collapsed into dust in his palm. Seeing Teest’s face gradually turn pale, Nol suddenly realized the problem—this man’s curse seemed to be called “God’s Forsaken”.

Teest was abandoned by the system, unable to operate any contracts, including, of course, the marriage contract.

Normally, Nol could also unilaterally terminate the marriage. So he took the last little idol and tried to activate it through prayer. Regrettably, nothing happened.

The idol only regarded him as a roadside stone. God knows if he was implicated by Teest’s curse or if he himself had a problem.

They challenged a task beyond their level, which not only brought impossible curses but also impossible bugs. Nol tightly pursed his lips. After bearing such an outrageous curse, he thought he couldn’t be any unluckier.

But as it turns out, he really could.

“It seems we can’t separate for now, honey.” Teest shook the sand off his hand, his tone a bit heavy.

Nol was silent for a moment. “First, let’s find the loot, then leave… Where did you come from?”

Actually, he knew the answer.

“Three Forks Road Village, not far from here.” Sure enough, Teest muttered.

“Then go to Three Forks Road Village.” Nol stood up and tied the curtain around himself, making it into a simple robe. “Let’s deal with the curse separately. If it’s just to dissolve the marriage contract, I think I have a way.”

“I wanted to say earlier, you’re not an ordinary mage, are you? You know everything,” Teest half-jokingly said. “Even the mysterious lich is so familiar to you, I believe it if you say you’re the Pope of some church… What did you believe in before you died, the Goddess of Life? The Eternal Son? Or something else?”

‘Great,’ Nol thought. ‘I don’t recognize any of these “gods” you’re talking about.’

Unless the creators of the game thought there was too little controversy, they wouldn’t design too many or too heavy religious elements. At best, they would have a vague orthodox religion in the background, a few beautiful scenic spots, and distinctive NPCs.

Forget about religion, even the war elements in “Tahe” were few—those bloody wars with a western fantasy flavor only appeared in historical settings. “Tahe” was positioned as a light-hearted game. Most of the conflict settings were simple “A good, B bad”.

As a result, now a Player stood in front of him and asked, “What did you believe in before you died?”

A bona fide atheist, thank you.

But Nol certainly couldn’t say that. He kept a straight face and chose a softer answer—

“I have no faith,” he said solemnly. “I only believe in myself.”

Teest’s smile slightly froze. He subtly looked at Nol for a while, and the smile suddenly grew larger. Eventually, he laughed out loud.

“Sorry. After all, it’s a privacy issue. I was being rude.” His tone was extremely sincere. “Let’s get this place sorted out and try to go back early—we are on our honeymoon after all.”

Having said that, Teest was about to stand up, but was held down by Nol.

“…?”

“Your injuries.” Nol threw several healing spells on Teest—with his current attributes, he could only use minor healing spells—Teest’s ghastly face quickly healed, becoming pleasant to look at again.

“Isn’t the healing spell harmful to you?”

“Not now. Instead, your face is spiritually attacking me,” Nol said grimly. “Well, it looks much better now.”

“Such praise, honey.” Teest straightened up and said ceremoniously, “Is there anything you need me to do for you?”

“Yes.” Nol was straightforward. “Since I have my loot, you must also have your spoils.”

“Show me. Maybe I can give you some inspiration.”


The author has something to say:

Cool text1 golden finger2, but a trial version for members. The whole experience lasted just three seconds.

1Genre in web novels, which generally have a protagonist that often has a strong, dominant role with their conflicts resolved smoothly and satisfyingly, allowing readers to experience a sense of triumph and accomplishment. These elements include such things as the main character gaining unexpected power ups, exacting satisfying revenge, or achieving significant success, which gives the reader a cool (refreshing) [Shuang] () feeling.
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Nol: ……Give me my attribute values back!!!Believe in him, he’ll find a way ☆


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Full Server First Kill Ch5

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 5: Victory

Teest’s sense of ease that he had always carried disappeared, and he glared at the skeleton beside him with a blank expression.

“What?” He could barely hold down his voice.

“We need to get married—the kind with a sacred covenant,” Nol said. “You must have brought the small idol, right?”

Activities like reshaping people, establishing covenants, managing guilds, and other significant tasks needed to be completed in front of an idol. However, for things like wedding ceremonies or forming guilds, some would like to conduct them in special places.

In this case, portable small idols were very handy. They were about the size of an egg and were for one-time use. Although they were game shop items, one only cost less than ten yuan.

Plus, registering for the game granted three small idols. Players with any sense of gaming wouldn’t use them up too early.

“I brought one.” Sure enough, Teest reached into his waist pouch and pulled out a small wooden idol.

For some reason, Nol always felt his tone was a bit cold.

But soon, his attention was completely attracted by the little idol. Looking at the small idol close at hand, Nol couldn’t help but frown.

It was different.

The idols in “Tahe” had a style similar to “The Legend of Zelda“. They had a rough and simple appearance, more like mascots than “gods”. But the little idol in front of him was clear and elegant, with distinct features.

It was a beautiful woman with downcast eyes and a slight smile. She had long, loosely braided hair that was adorned with flowers and fruit. Her figure was slim and graceful, dressed in a classical gown, standing barefoot in dense shrubs.

Nol was sure that there had never been such an image in “Tahe”.

“Here’s the small idol you asked for.” Seeing that Nol kept staring without responding, Teest raised his brows. “It’s the small idol of the Goddess of Life, Tilia. That’s all I have.”

…Huh? Who?

Nol skeptically took the idol, which felt similar to the ones they designed. Turning it over, he indeed found the game’s logo.

There was no time to be picky now. Nol shoved the idol into Teest’s hand. “Pray to it and say you want to marry me.”

Teest: “.…..”

Teest: “Isn’t there another way?”

“There are, but none with a greater chance of success. I’m not even sure if it’s 100% certain. You try first,” Nol said. “If it works, we can divorce right after we win.” Anyway, if he lost, there would be no afterwards.

Originally, to leave room for things like “a love story between a dragon and a human”, the system didn’t entirely prohibit Players from marrying monsters. If a highly intelligent special monster was willing, they could enter a marital relationship with Players.

As for which monsters one could marry, the system didn’t lock specific species but rather judged by “monster intelligence level”—high-intelligence monsters weren’t weak and could mostly transform into humans.

Nol was betting on his unique situation affecting the “intelligence level”.

Teest sighed, eventually flicking his wrist and tossing the small idol onto the steps before the throne.

The idol transformed into countless platinum-colored sparkles before it even landed. They danced in the air, forming a giant virtual image of that beautiful goddess.

Accompanied by a comforting rustling sound, a translucent covenant appeared before Nol and Teest. Floating in mid-air like feathers, the words emitted a warm glow—

During the marriage, you will gain the skill “Telepathy” that only affects your partner.

During the marriage, your money and items will be unconditionally shared with your other half and divided equally until the end of the marriage.

During the marriage, you and your partner will be in a special team state where attacks on each other are ineffective. 

Note: Quests and experience are not shared, and you may form normal teams with others separately.

……

At the bottom was the signature space. Nol stretched out his finger, signing his name neatly and decisively.

The marriage contract in the game was originally just a variant of team rules, involving only property and skills. Its existence was solely to allow couples—or even close friends—to play more conveniently and happily.

It wasn’t a big deal—not like they were actually getting married. If the Player wanted, they could marry and divorce eight times a day, and no one would care.

Teest, on the other hand, wasn’t so nonchalant. He looked at the blank signature bar for a long time before carefully writing down his name. Nol glanced at it and saw that the spelling of the name was “Teest.”

What a strange name.

After Teest signed the last letter, the contract burst into flames and turned into two beautiful diamond rings. A gentle smile appeared on the phantom of the statue, and it gradually disappeared, revealing a baffled Lich behind it.

Nol hung the diamond ring on his thumb bone, and instead of opening his mouth, he sent his voice directly to Teest’s mind:

[Done.]

Teest shoved the ring into his waist bag, not hiding the doubt on his face.

Without further explanation, Nol threw an image at him. Teest seemed to realize something, and his eyes widened slightly.

[“Telepathy” is perfect for command,] Nol silently conveyed. [It’s inappropriate to shout in front of the Lich.]

[You want to command me?] Teest intuitively understood the skill.

[I know all of this guy’s moves and can help you judge safe spaces. I’ll just tell you where it’s safe; reaction and evasion depend on you alone—this is your only defense,] Nol stated calmly.

[Also, if you can master the timing of the counterattack, you can disrupt the Lich’s spellcasting, causing magic backfire—this will be your offensive means. The opportunity to counterattack lasts only a fraction of a second, and it must be faced head-on. Like defense, I judge, you execute.]

A smile appeared on Teest’s lips.

[Oh, I get it. If you judge wrong or if I react too slowly, I’m done,] he concluded. [Very exciting. What about my weapon?]

[Use my leg bone,] Nol replied. [I’ll mostly be in the safe zone, and it can regenerate. Since attacks between us now have no effect, using my bone won’t harm me.]

His bones were products of the Dragon Tomb—extremely durable. Although durability wasn’t considered a monster attribute, Nol decided to construct his body with “high-quality material”. Indeed, they came in handy now.

[…Wait, did you say you’ll “mostly be in the safe zone”?] Teest caught the critical point.

[With my current condition, I can cast a small healing spell every five minutes. But it only relieves fatigue. The healing power is limited.]

[That means you’ll have to frequently leave the safe area, and the Lich will undoubtedly attack you first.]

Nol didn’t answer immediately. He reached out, pulled Teest’s chest strap, and while Teest was stunned, Nol took off his head, tied it tightly, and swung it like a meteor hammer—

His head left the safe zone and flew back in less than two seconds.

[The small healing spell can be cast instantly. I won’t let it catch on.] Nol reattached his head. [Any other questions?]

For a moment, both Teest and the Lich had particularly complicated expressions.

[No,] Teest answered. Though his expression said otherwise.

Nol could guess what Teest was wondering about—

Undead monsters couldn’t possibly use healing spells. Furthermore, healing spells were light magic and could harm the undead. Even if Nol were the caster, he would still get hurt.

With Nol’s current mana, a small healing spell could restore Teest’s 100 HP. Considering the defense of a skeleton soldier, Nol would lose 80 HP himself, with his total HP being 81.

Luckily, HP would regenerate in the safe zone. As long as he carefully controlled the casting rhythm, he could barely act as a healer.

During this time, Nol had to constantly observe the battlefield.

Calculate status values, prepare spells, convey attack and defense instructions. He had to multitask without a flaw.

The plan was very extreme, and Nol even prepared comforting words for Teest. But Teest didn’t ask anything. As if facing an ordinary enemy, the white-haired knight touched the leg bone in his hand and leaped down from the throne.

The Lich had had enough of these two on-the-spot schemers, who were flirting with each other, and raised his hand to unleash an AOE spell.

Nol sat on the throne, overseeing everything. The moment the Lich raised his hand, he imprinted the attack trajectory into Teest’s mind.

Teest pivoted on the spot, his long hair sweeping through the air. The red bursts of light exploded around him like tiny fireworks. It didn’t look like Teest was dodging; it looked like they were intentionally avoiding him.

The Lich was clearly unsatisfied and forcefully cast another AOE spell. Water in the hall churned, and hundreds of arm-length ice spikes formed in mid-air, stabbing at Teest from all directions.

The Lich seemed like an experienced and skilled performer. As the ice spike spell took shape, it pressed down with both hands, and a huge rock fell from the ceiling with a rumble.

The ice spikes scratched Teest’s arm, and blood gushed out in an instant.

At the same time, a healing spell’s glow flashed, and the deepest wound vanished without a trace. Teest acted as if he felt no pain. He elegantly spun backward, and the huge rock landed right by his heel.

AOE spells, physical attacks, magical attacks, AOE spells…

The Lich’s attacks were getting faster and faster. The white-haired knight was like a snowflake in a gust of wind, seemingly able to melt at a single touch, yet it remained elusive.

Always just a bit short, always missing by that little bit.

Worse still, the knight would occasionally flash in front of him, accurately dealing magical backfire. It was nothing but a filthy insect, daring to harm his noble body.

Between his attacks, the Lich would pause and glance at the throne.

A shabby skeleton was sitting up straight, with its will-o’-wisps eyes burning fiercely in its eye sockets. Just a skeleton soldier; an insignificant minor character. But the Lich had an intuition that everything was connected to it. The knight was only human, tender as a young grapevine in early autumn. There should not be a human in the world—at least not a living one—who could understand his fighting style so well.

Since those two guys conjured rings out of thin air, his once imminent victory had become uncertain.

“Who are you?” Valdorlock yelled at the skeleton, looking past the knight.

He searched his lengthy memories, trying to find a match, but found nothing.

Nol ignored him, busy directing Teest’s movements. After more than an hour had passed, they had whittled the Lich’s HP down by about 5%.

At this rate, Teest would have to attack non-stop for over thirty six hours. “Tahe” utilized the principle of dreams; an hour in the game was only ten minutes in reality. Even so, the length of this battle was still frightening.

Their fight had only just begun.

The Lich withdrew his gaze unhappily. No answer was necessary; once he had dealt with the knight, there would be plenty of time. Yes, he couldn’t catch that slippery little knight, but the Lich was merely annoyed, not panicked.

Wounds could be healed, stamina could be recovered, but human concentration had its limits. The knight had to maintain focus during high-intensity combat; one mistake would cost him his life. The question then arose: How long could a fragile living person endure?

Six hours.

A mocking smile hung from the Lich’s lips. Teest was bombarded by AOE magic, and blood started to blossom on him.

Twelve hours.

Teest stood above the water with small wounds covering his body. His coarse shirt was soaked with blood, and the blood mingled with the cold water, dripping down his pale fingertips. His silver hair was also stained with blood, making him look like a handsome ghost drifting there.

But he was still standing; his golden eyes sparkling with excitement.

Eighteen hours.

The Lich felt uneasy. The skeleton on the throne made it worried, and the knight before it filled it with doubt.

For eighteen continuous hours, with countless judgments made in fractions of a second, apart from the unavoidable scratches, his opponent hadn’t made a single mistake. Whether it was the skeleton’s control over the knight’s state or the knight’s mental power, all could be described as “terrifying”.

What exactly was their background?

……

Teest shook the leg bone in his hand, splattering blood into the standing water so it wouldn’t be so slippery.

Another flash of white light enveloped him, erasing the cold and fatigue from blood loss. Teest didn’t even look at his own condition; his eyes were fixed on one place—

The Lich’s skin was peeling off, exposing the dark red, shriveled flesh, and his HP was down to 23%.

Now his anger was visible to the naked eye.

Unlike his initial casual approach, the Lich’s casting speed was approaching its limit. Countless brutal spells followed one after another, enough to kill him hundreds or thousands of times in an instant.

“How about it? Ready to let us go?” Teest dodged a series of black magic circles and spoke for the first time in the battle. “Honestly, we didn’t mean to provoke you. e just got lost—”

“Sacrilege against the throne, insulting me. Either one is a capital offense!” the Lich shouted sternly.

Teest shrugged. “So not letting you kill is an insult to you, alright then.”

“A knight without a master naturally doesn’t understand what ‘honor’ is.” The Lich grinned, revealing his rotten teeth.

“So you have a master then?”

“I am forever loyal to my king.” The Lich spread his hands, and two head-sized balls of black light appeared in his palms, crawling with dark red arcs like lightning. A chilling power spread, continuously creating ripples on the water’s surface.

“How loyal.” Teest smiled. “What’s your king’s name?”

“A foolish question. Listen well. The owner of this throne, the ruler of my life, his name is—”

The Lich’s voice stopped abruptly, and even the attacks from his hands halted.

“…I don’t remember,” he muttered dreamily a few seconds later. “I can’t recall.”

Teest burst into mocking laughter. With his body covered in blood, it made his laughter seem particularly scornful.

“You’re no better than me, a Lich that forgets his master,” he said cheerfully, even casually stuffing a piece of jerky into his mouth.

Lich Valdorlock raised his hand, erupting into an angry scream.

Thousands of shadow bolts, torrents of ice spikes, and ominous black light charged straight at Teest.

Nol gritted his teeth, racked his brains, and calculated the evasion space with all his might. If he weren’t so far away, he would want to grab Teest by the collar and shake him—why did you deliberately provoke him?

He almost instantly gave the location to dodge, but Teest didn’t move.

The white-haired knight lowered his hands and stood still. His pupils reflected the rapidly approaching magical brilliance.

A chill ran down Nol’s spine. Was Teest tired and trying to forcefully log out?

The blood-streaked figure was engulfed by light and shadow. The lich bent its mouth into a mocking smile, and the next moment, its whole face froze.

“You…”

In the blink of an eye, the Lich Valdorlock’s HP rapidly depleted, and countless cracks appeared on his surface. He had no time to voice his question before he exploded into ashes in an instant.

Black ashes drifted, and a palm-sized black box fell into the water, causing ripples to spread in circles.

The battle ended without warning; the noise of fighting that filled the hall vanished instantly, leaving the entire space eerily empty.

In a rare moment, Nol was stunned.

Teest wobbled as he stood in place. His exposed skin—including his face—was all torn and bloody. Nol hurriedly cast a healing spell. Teest lifted his bloodstained face, smiled nonchalantly, and tossed a small brown object to him.

“For you,” he said.

Nol caught it instinctively; it was a piece of jerky—

[Monster Jerky [Homemade]: After consumption, the user’s HP drops to 1, reflecting all damage received within 5 seconds.

※ The rebound damage will be calculated based on the enemy’s defense.]

Nol was momentarily speechless.

For intelligent opponents, this kind of trick would, at most, work once.

To defeat the enemy with one blow, Teest had to understand the Lich’s defense reduction, spell power, and remaining HP like the back of his hand and ensure that the opponent attacked him like mad within five seconds.

To estimate the Lich’s attributes, Teest had patiently fought for over twenty hours. To force the Lich to attack heavily, he had also deliberately provoked him with words… Thinking about it, this guy had been talking to the Lich even before the fight officially began.

“What’s that saying again? Husband and wife should help each other.” Teest unevenly walked towards the throne. “I can’t always be your puppet, honey.”

He panted as he stepped on the stairs, not standing steady, and fell forward. Nol rushed over to catch him, but unfortunately, the skeleton soldier wasn’t robust, and the two ended up in a heap on the stairs.

Hot blood soaked Nol’s bones.

Up close, Teest’s various wounds were incredibly horrifying. There shouldn’t be such injuries in the game, Nol thought, but so far, too many “things that shouldn’t exist in the game” had appeared.

However—

[Lich Valdorlock has been slain.]

The system prompt sounded normally, and a soft female voice once again entered their heads.

[You have completed the special quest: The Fallen Guardian.]

[Beginning reward calculation.]


The author has something to say:

<<Shocking, a man is actually flirting with a skeleton in the underground! The only witness was silenced!>>

The Lich, in heaven, resentfully submitted.

————————————

Though not very important, a brief explanation is still needed:

The Lich quest was accepted by the two of them separately. When they started the fight, they were in a special team-up status, and the damage was counted as team damage.

So, even though Nol didn’t directly attack the Lich, he still completed the mission.


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Full Server First Kill Ch4

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4: Dire Straits

Xu Yue—no, Mage Nol wanted to curse.

He had always had a good temper, but after consecutive experiences of “financial freedom is at hand but then transformed into a small monster mob”, “nearly falling to death due to a collapsing ground when descending the mountain”, and “a high-level dungeon’s hidden boss attacking out of nowhere”, anyone would become irritable.

“Stop!” Nol shouted sternly. Accompanied by the hoarse voice of a skeleton soldier, this command was especially intimidating.

However, Teest didn’t slow down for even half a second.

“Water!” Teest retorted succinctly.

“The water will be intercepted by the Lich! If you keep running, your life will also be intercepted by the Lich—”

Teest finally stopped.

The roaring sound of water still echoed behind them, but the rumbling gradually grew fainter. The rock passage was originally surrounded by only mud, but now there were broken stone bricks scattered around. They were uneven, carrying the regularity characteristic of man-made objects. Compared to the dry riverbed, the surroundings looked more like the remnants of a corridor.

Teest waited in place for a few seconds, and the water flow indeed didn’t approach further. He raised an eyebrow. “You indeed know the monsters very well.”

“The Lich is a high-level undead. As another undead monster, I can sense it.”

In fact, Nol’s understanding of the Lich went far beyond this. Not to mention that he had personally tested all the dungeons; he had even seen the modeling of Lich Valdorlock without clothes.

To enrich the game world, the development team designed a few special professions that could only be obtained through hidden dungeons. Hidden dungeons were limited; once cleared, they disappeared, and the requirements to conquer them were very strict. If a Player failed to clear it, there would be no second chance.

Despite hidden dungeons adjusting their difficulty according to the number of Players, they were still class-changing dungeons and had strict level requirements. If the level wasn’t sufficient, one couldn’t even enter the dungeon.

Teest, in his rookie gear, looked like a newbie and Nol wasn’t even considered a Player; they shouldn’t be here at all!

Even going ten thousand steps back, to awaken the boss Valdorlock, one must first clear the hidden dungeon “Forgotten Royal Court”. To enter the Forgotten Royal Court, one must first complete a complex prelude quest.

No part of the journey included an “underground river corridor”, but they had ended up right at the Lich’s doorstep.

Nol had a foreboding feeling. Each dungeon had an independent map. There shouldn’t be a bug like “being air-dropped somewhere after external destruction”.

Something was wrong with this world.

“Any suggestions, Mage?” Teest leaned against a relatively intact brick wall. “Apart from dealing with that Lich, we seem to have no other choice.”

“No, it’s best to avoid it and find a way back to the surface,” Nol said. That Lich wasn’t something they could handle now.

“The back is all water, and ahead is a Lich. If we slowly dig a hole here, I’m sure I’ll starve to death,” Teest said lightly. “I’d rather try to fight the Lich.”

‘You’re dreaming,’ Nol thought helplessly.

A lone wolf challenging a lion could barely be called “trying”. But if it dared to attack a dragon, that wasn’t trying, it was courting death.

A cold laugh echoed in the darkness, as if agreeing with his opinion.

The next moment, the corridor in front of the two twisted. They were violently grabbed by spatial magic. The narrow and crumbling passage silently shattered, and the surroundings turned into a spacious hall.

The grand hall was slightly tilted, and knee-deep water had accumulated on the floor. The dark water surface reflected the mineral glow on the ceiling, as if the galaxy had fallen to the ground. On both sides of the hall, exquisite armor was covered with rust, golden red curtains were full of mildew, and no trace of life could be seen in the vast hall. Only the Lich—huge and floating in the center of the hall—was visible.

It stood three meters tall, draped in a tattered mage’s robe, and was bound in the middle of the hall by hundreds of translucent chains. The decaying edge of the robe just touched the water surface, causing ripples to spread.

At this moment, it looked down at the two with a sneer.

Lich Valdorlock was pale, with a thin and elongated face, devoid of hair or beard. His dry skin was tightly stretched over the skull, the cheekbones were high, and his pair of eyes were deeply recessed, with only two pinpoints of cold light visible in the shadows. Just being watched by him, Nol felt the illusion of being crushed.

“Go to the throne, quick!”

He didn’t want to wait for the Lich to give an opening speech. To Valdorlock, they were no different from cockroaches—the normal reaction to seeing a cockroach is to grab a slipper, not to make small talk with it.

Teest heeded the advice this time. He leaped from the water’s surface and rushed towards the throne. The moment he jumped away, massive shadow spikes thrust out from the water, piercing where they had once stood.

Missing his mark, the Lich remained expressionless.

He raised his skeletal claws, and the shadow spikes splintered into countless black arrows, their tails gleaming with dark green light, aimed directly at Teest.

Teest seemed to have eyes behind his back. He gracefully leaped across the ruined hall and occasionally skimmed over the chains that bound the Lich. Many black arrows that seemed to hit him were blocked by the chains. In less than ten seconds, he landed on the spacious throne.

“What now?” He asked the skull without even breaking a sweat.

‘Not bad in terms of motor skills,’ Nol thought, a bit surprised.

“Now rest for a while and wait for my body to grow back,” Nol said. “The throne is the only safe place here.”

Teest just hummed in response and started observing the Lich with interest. In contrast to their leisure, the Lich wasn’t in a happy mood—

“Sacrilege.”

The Lich indeed didn’t attack again. He pointed at them with his gaunt finger, his voice sharp and cold as ice water.

“Vermins trying to touch the throne—this is sacrilege.”

“I agree.” Teest put the skull beside his leg and sighed. “If you’d just send us back above ground, I’ll get off right away and even help you clean your precious chair.”

“No one can leave alive,” the Lich whispered ominously. “Not heroes, not traitors, and certainly not a knight without a master.”

“Don’t talk about people as if they’re pet dogs. I’m not the one that’s chained up.” Teest shook his head.

The Lich’s chains rattled, and the blue light in his eyes flickered.

So the kid’s profession is a knight, but he doesn’t even have a sword. Nol touched his newly grown rib, feeling numb.

No matter how sharp-tongued Teest might be, he couldn’t really harm the Lich. The Lich knew this and didn’t show anger, only gazing down at them maliciously.

“Living things need to eat. You can’t hide forever. Knight, your fate has only two endings—die on the throne in cowardice or die in despair by my hands.”

Teest groped beside the throne for a few seconds, grabbed a thumb-sized stone, and with a whizz, the stone flew through the air, hitting the Lich’s forehead.

[HP – 0]

This hit had no power; it only triggered the Lich’s combat state.

A dark red health bar appeared above the Lich’s head, long enough to make one’s eyes spin. Teest paused and stared at it thoughtfully for a few seconds before the bar disappeared.

“Aren’t you fully grown yet?” He poked Nol’s skull.

Nol didn’t answer right away.

As his body gradually became whole, he could finally take in his surroundings. Above the throne, the entire hall was visible—more real and beautiful than Nol’s memory.

Even the Lich, though a creature of death, radiated a subtle vitality.

The Dragon Tomb Garden was always dim, far inferior to the splendor of the hall before him. When the world he created turned into reality, no creator could resist the shock.

“…Don’t rush. I’m growing legs.” Nol snapped back to reality as Teest poked him again.

“With all due respect, even if you grow legs now, they’re of no use,” Teest said. “Until we take down that guy, we’re not going anywhere.”

This was true.

Given their weakness, one direct hit would be enough to bid farewell to this place. For Teest, “here” might mean “this dungeon”; but for Nol, “here” meant “this world”.

Even worse, if Teest was eliminated, Nol would also undoubtedly die. The undead had strong upper-level suppression. Even if he thought of a solution, he couldn’t implement it.

He managed to pick up a companion underground, which could be considered a balance of luck.

“Did you bring any healing herbs?” Nol asked.

“No.” Teest was still sizing up the Lich.

“Do you know healing magic?”

“No.”

“Have you ever learned how to engrave a tombstone?” Nol decided to withdraw the thought of “balanced of luck”.

“Aren’t you giving up too easily?” Teest finally turned his head back.

“Then at least tell me what you can actually do,” Nol said dryly. “Besides jumping and dodging.”

Teest counted on his fingers. “Swordsmanship, holy light spells, fireball spells. I guess these are the only things that will work on it.”

Nol fell silent; the blue flames in his eye sockets flickered.

Attacks within the safe zone couldn’t cause damage, and simply attacking and dodging wouldn’t work either. If anyone stayed in the safe zone for more than five seconds, the Lich would automatically disengage from the battle and recover to full health.

Someone must continually battle it.

Lich Valdorlock belonged to the high-IQ boss category. He had over sixty common attack combinations, which would continue to change with the battle.

The fighters must recognize those brief pre-casting animations.

Many of the Lich’s moves were area of effects* attacks that couldn’t be avoided entirely. And this would be a protracted battle where physical exhaustion was inevitable. Without healing methods, even the most experienced Players were doomed to fail.

*(AOE) An attack or defense, such as a spell or skill, that affects all characters within a specified range of the target place or character.

Fighters must have healing items or healing magic.

…These were the basic requirements for a normal raid*. But they were so underleveled that it was appalling, and they didn’t even have equipment or weapons.

*Raid boss. It’s a boss that’s specialized and designed to be fought by multiple players, typically of significantly higher difficulty than a normal boss and requires specialized strategy and/or loadouts.

A game puzzle.

Yes, this was just a game puzzle. Nol looked at the hall filled with starlight, and the thinking made him calm, as if he had returned to that familiar office.

“Your legs have grown back.” Teest spoke after an unknown period. “Mage, Mr. Mage?”

Nol raised his head from his thoughts. He had thought long enough. During that time, his body was restored, and his hit points were full again. This was a good start. Nol smiled, though Teest probably couldn’t recognize the grin on a skull.

“We need to sign a contract first to prevent us from attacking each other.”

“Is that a good idea? I’m human, you’re a monster. I’ve only heard of a similar contract…”

“No, not signing a ‘Master-Slave Contract’. Even if you were my biological father, it wouldn’t work,” Nol interrupted. No matter how dire the situation, he wouldn’t do something foolish like entrusting his fate to someone else.

Of course, he knew Teest meant no harm. For Players who wanted to team up with monsters, a “Master-Slave Contract” was the only known method.

But he wasn’t an ordinary monster.

He had a brain, and he was familiar with all the rules and loopholes of “Tahe”.

“We’re going to sign a different kind of contract.”

The skeleton on the throne announced, word by word.

“…In simple terms, we have to get married first.”


The author has something to say:

Teest: (Pupils quaking)

Being proposed to by a skeleton in an underground ruin is super exciting. Congratulations to the two for achieving the fastest marriage achievement (?


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Full Server First Kill Ch3

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3: Player

The night sky was covered with dark clouds, pressing down on the forest like a coffin lid. Thunder rumbled as heavy rain poured down, turning the soft soil gradually into mud. Muddy rainwater continuously washed over the cliffs, coating the rocks with a layer of leaping water film.

Even in the pouring rain, high-level monsters still wandered out of their caves. Skeleton soldiers had no flesh and blood so they couldn’t be used as a midnight snack, but Xu Yue couldn’t be sure; maybe some feline monster would play with his skull as a ball.

The heavy rain masked all sounds, making the night destined to be more dangerous. But when one carried the status of “Automatically perish in sunlight”, one really didn’t have many choices.

Amidst the rumbling thunder, Xu Yue’s hit points were rapidly decreasing.

[HP: 60/81]

[HP: 51/81]

[HP: 39/81]

……

At this moment, his head was wrapped in bush branches, rapidly rolling down along the cliff. Xu Yue gritted his teeth, ensuring that the thick bush branches in his mouth wouldn’t be knocked off. Even though he took measures to cushion the fall, the falling damage was still frightening.

But he had no other choice. For a skeleton soldier, this was the only feasible way down the mountain—

After saying goodbye to his neighbors, Xu Yue decides to go to the nearest novice village. “Nearest” was a beautiful term, but it wasn’t actually the case.

The novice village was called “Three Forks Road”. The three kingdoms of Gemino, Inato, and Shidina took the Dragon Mountain Range as their border, and the village of Three Forks Road was at the junction deep within the mountains. As Players leveled up, they could occasionally witness the magnificent sight of dragons flying across the sky.

However, the Dragon’s Lair was on the rugged peaks, while Three Forks Road was in a depression between the mountains. To prevent reckless Players from wandering in, the area around the Dragon’s Lair was full of cliffs, ferocious beasts, and frequently occurring bad weather.

This might be self-inflicted.

Xu Yue disassembled his bones, binding them neatly with vines like a bundle of firewood, then wrapped them in bush branches. He rolled them down the cliff on a gentle slope. When his body arrived at the bottom in pieces, he struggled to reassemble himself again.

He had done this three times tonight. Fortunately, the skeleton didn’t feel pain.

……

[HP: 30/81]

[HP: 16/81]

[HP: 11/81]

The health loss gradually stopped. The bush branches scattered, causing the skull to roll slower and slower among the rocks. The heavy rain washed the skull to a ghastly white, making the will-o’-wisps in Xu Yue’s eye sockets dim significantly.

‘HP is still at 11. Not bad.’ His worst estimate was 9, so everything was still within expectations…

Crack.

Under the impact of rainwater, a rock from the cliff suddenly smashed down, causing the ground to make an ominous sound.

Xu Yue’s vision shook wildly. His skull fell into a freshly formed crevice, bouncing around like a ball on a pool table, knocking about in the narrow rocky path, and falling with the water towards the ground.

[HP: 8/81]

Xu Yue: ???

[HP: 5/81]

Xu Yue: …!

[HP: 3/81]

…Such a death would be too ridiculous!

Everything happened so suddenly that Xu Yue hadn’t had time to think carefully when he fell onto something soft.

[HP: 2/81]

Xu Yue’s hit points finally stop flashing, resting at the blood red “2”. During this time, fate had indeed been unkind to him.

Wait a minute. Why did he have a soft landing?

Just as the question popped up, a pair of hands grasped Xu Yue’s head on both sides and turned his face in a different direction.

Necronomicon creatures possessed night vision. Before Xu Yue saw the person’s face, the first thing he saw was hair—silver white, loose, long hair.

It wasn’t the white hair of an old man; it was smooth and clean, shimmering with the youthful gloss unique to young people. With movement, the long hair gently slid over the person’s chest, its soft reflection slowly swaying as if it had a life of its own.

And above that was the face—a very handsome face.

It wasn’t one that had those cold, furrowed brows, nor was it pretentious and self-important. This face gave the impression of a “handsome friend of a good friend”, making one subconsciously feel friendly and approachable.

The other party looked younger than thirty. His face still showed surprise, and his light golden eyes were fixed on Xu Yue’s… skull.

A Player.

Xu Yue judged immediately.

On this person’s left ear was a golden earring with a small square emblem hanging below it—the game logo of “Tahe World”. The will-o’-wisps in the skull’s eyes were the only source of light here. Xu Yue stared at the earring. The familiar logo flickered softly in the blue light.

Fortunately, in the midst of misfortune, this Player didn’t attack Xu Yue immediately. He only held the skull and examined it carefully with very gentle movements.

Xu Yue was about to cry out for help, but rationality stopped him at the last moment.

In the design of “Tahe World”, Players should wear golden ear cuffs, not earrings.

By touching the ear cuff twice, Players could summon the game’s main interface. Considering aesthetic differences among Players, the artists designed the ear cuffs to be simple and delicate, hardly noticeable. If the Players were willing to pay extra, the ear cuffs could even become invisible.

However, the earring in front of him was ostentatious and tasteless, so Xu Yue couldn’t help but think of an animal ear tag.

It wasn’t time yet. He needed more information before calling for help. Moreover, he didn’t yet know this Player. If the other party’s character wasn’t good, it would only bring more trouble.

As Xu Yue rapidly thought, the white-haired young man casually found a rock and set the skull on it. He seemed to regard Xu Yue as a mere lighting tool.

Xu Yue kept quiet and took the opportunity to look at the Player up and down.

He wore a loose linen shirt with the cross-neck strap undone, and the fabric was covered with dust and grass. The belt was rough, holding an old hunting knife, a water pouch, and a fist-sized cloth bag. The dark trousers were like hunting clothes, slightly more fitting than the shirt, tucked into mud-splattered boots.

His profession was unclear, but his level seemed low. Probably an unlucky fool who had run around after leaving the novice village.

The young man found a relatively dry spot and pulled out a piece of jerky from his bag, eating it leisurely.

This guy sure had guts to eat alone with a skull underground in the dead of night. But what type of Player that person was, or even the gender of the Player behind the handsome appearance, Xu Yue couldn’t discern.

But he had his advantages.

“Nice to meet you, young man.”

After the Player finished the jerky, Xu Yue spoke politely. The voice of the skeleton soldier was husky and unpleasant, sounding particularly grating in the small space.

The man turned his head sharply, like a beast ready to attack. But when he steadied himself, all that remained in his eyes was polite curiosity, as if a talking skull was an everyday sight.

“Hello,” the Player replied succinctly.

“I used to be a mage. As you can see, unfortunately, I’ve become an undead.” Xu Yue fabricated without hesitation. “Please take me back to my hometown. I dream of returning to that beautiful place. Of course, I will reward you handsomely.”

A standard sidequest, not too important but enough to pique curiosity.

Even if the other party couldn’t receive a mission prompt, he would only take it as a hidden fun task. Who would doubt the characters of the game world?

The man was silent for a while. “You say you’re a mage.” He asked conversationally, “What’s your name?”

“Nol,” Xu Yue answered quickly.

“Nol” was a variant of “No. 1”, a name Xu Yue once used for a test character, representing that he was the first Player of “Tahe World”. In fact, he used it as his ID in college. He liked the implication of “first”, and he was indeed always first.

In such a situation, a familiar name was easier to adapt to.

The Player looked at him seriously and was silent for even longer. Xu Yue waited for a good while before receiving the second question.

“I just have to take your head back?”

“No, I accidentally fell down the mountain, and my body is outside,” Xu Yue explained patiently. “You don’t need to go find it specifically. If my head and body are separated for more than thirty minutes, my body can regenerate.”

But once the body was regenerated, his HP would be reduced to 1 as a penalty. For safety reasons, Xu Yue usually didn’t choose this method.

But now, with his HP at 2, it met the standard of desperate measures*.

*Breaking a broken pot (破罐子破摔) Idiom describing a situation where someone has given up on something, so they feel there’s nothing left to lose (AKA in for a penny, in for a pound).

“Indeed, taking me with you might cause some inconveniences. But I can help you deal with some monsters, as I know their weaknesses,” Xu Yue added.

“It seems like you know a lot about ‘monsters’,” the man mused.

“When I was alive, I loved studying various monsters.” This was actually the truth.

“Then you must know about different places in the world. Mage, can I specify what your ‘generous reward’ will be?”

“Specify?” This guy was quite cunning. Few Players would turn around and make demands for a set task.

“Don’t worry, I don’t want money or treasures.” The man smiled. “I’m more interested in your knowledge about monsters and the world.”

‘You’ve come to the right person then,’ Xu Yue thought to himself.

He couldn’t figure out why this person would want such information. Was he an experienced Player in a rush to create a game guide? But he had to admit, it was a good proposal. Providing knowledge within controllable limits was indeed more convenient than dealing with gold coins or rare items.

“Deal,” Xu Yue stated reservedly.

“Then we are companions.”

The young man with white hair smiled as he patted the skull on the head.

“Good evening, Nol. You can call me Teest*.”

*His name written in Chinese is (忒斯特) which is pronounced similar to tester. See the author’s notes for pronunciation.

His voice had hardly faded when a loud noise of rocks crumbling came from nearby, mixed with the sound of a rushing torrent hitting the walls.

Right, it was raining heavily outside, and this was a dried-up underground river.

Water was coming.

Xu Yue—now it should be called “Nol”—was just about to warn. Teest grabbed the skull and ran in the opposite direction of the water noise, into even deeper darkness.

And at the far end of the distant darkness, a pair of muddy eyes slowly opened.

Accompanied by an unreasonable sense of oppression, clear system prompts simultaneously boomed into both their minds.

[You have entered a hidden area.]

[You have triggered a special quest: The Fallen Guardian.]

[Lich Valdorlock is about to awaken. Good luck.]


The author has something to say:

Now, let me provide the phonetic notation for everyone: (忒)斯特 (tè)…

Actually, the first character has this pronunciation XD. Anyway, that’s the end of the prologue! My main characters always meet in the prologue of my stories (?

System: Good luck

Nol: Laughing my ass off. There was no luck to begin with!


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Full Server First Kill Ch2

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2: Status Bar

“In short, the big dragon realized something was wrong. They say twins are ominous and should be checked by the boss with the long name. He was taken away, and the next time I saw him was…the day he died. That’s all I know.”

The dragonling’s voice still sounded confused when it mentioned “death”.

“How do you know about the secret passage? Have you been here for a long time? You…You’re human too, right? Please, can you tell me how to get home?”

It pleaded incoherently, subconsciously moving towards Xu Yue. At this moment, a shadow sprung out of the darkness, standing between them.

“Hey!” The shadow made a loud grunt. “I’m also from Joy Garden! Are you Ye Meng from Unit 1 on the fourth floor? The second year of junior high*? I’m Grandma Li from Unit 3. You helped me carry groceries before, remember?”

*This is equivalent to 8th grade in western schools.

The dragonling stood frozen, only nodding after a long time.

“Weren’t you supposed to stay hidden?!” Another shadow jumped out. “We still don’t know what that fire is!”

“Bah, letting this child take the risk—have you no shame?”

The two shadows squabbled loudly.

With the help of his own firelight, Xu Yue could finally see the two mysterious “roommates”—two blobs of slightly turbid slime bobbing up and down, bubbling inside, with no eyes, nose, ears, or mouth.

They were low-level monsters from “Tahe”, commonly known as slimes.

The day the dragonling was killed, it was probably them chattering in the pile of bones. After that, they never made a sound again. The other party didn’t want to come out on their own, possibly because they must have their own concerns, so Xu Yue didn’t insist on finding them.

Now they had appeared together.

“I’m Ye Meng. Nice to meet you, Granny.” Meeting a neighbor again—even a bizarre one—the young dragonling’s voice was a bit shy. The atmosphere eased a little, and even the creepy Dragon Tomb didn’t seem so scary anymore.

“Hey, good. We woke up like this too after a nap.” The slimes finally stopped arguing, and Grandma Li squeezed the slime next to her. “This is my old man, Lao* Chen. Don’t mind him. He’s a scaredy-cat.”

*Old () When used in front of a name conveys feelings of a close relationship.

Elder* Chen grumbled a couple of times, turning towards Xu Yue warily. “Scaredy-cat my ass. I’m telling you that fire—”

*Old Man [laotou] (). In this context, it’s used as a familiar but respectful way to address someone (in this case, the narration pointing out that he’s an elderly man).

“My name is Xu Yue, from Unit 701, Building 7 of Yunshang Joy Garden.” Xu Yue interrupted. “I was busy with work before, so you probably haven’t seen me.”

“Oh, oh. That single young man.” Grandma Li thought for a moment, then asked loudly, “How did you know about the secret passage?”

Xu Yue suspected she remembered everyone in the community. He paused for a moment, pretending not to hear the first half. “This place resembles a game developed by our company, so I have some information.”

Given the shocking nature of the content, he rushed through his explanation while the flame within him flickered rapidly.

There was a moment of silence as the bubbling of the two slimes stopped.

“Game?” A few minutes later, the dragonling asked in confusion.

“Tahe World, a virtual reality game.” Xu Yue explained. “I don’t know why we’re all here, but my knowledge can help us survive… First, we need to survive before we have a chance to go home.”

Everyone seemed okay, but their mental states were certainly not as stable as they appeared in this strange place. Instead of beautiful words on the surface, he needed to give a real guarantee.

A guarantee of “survival”.

The silence lingered even longer this time, with only the drip of water echoing in the tomb.

“I’ve never heard of Tahe…” Elder Chen grumbled, breaking the silence.

“As long as there’s a way to survive, it’s better than being in the dark.” Grandma Li interrupted her husband with a bitter smile. “Let’s talk more later. We need to bury that college student first.”

Nobody objected.

No matter what customs the dragon had, humans paid more attention to burial rites. They didn’t dare to move the dragon’s body arbitrarily, so they left it in place, carefully covering it with rubble and vegetation.

A crude tomb was added in the corner.

They hoped that this young neighbor was just “offline”—that he would wake up in reality. However, the swollen and ugly corpse of the young dragon exuded a real stench, and no one wanted to take the risk of dying.

They knew he was once a living person, but facing the body of a different species, it was hard to feel any sadness; only the melancholy resembling the rabbit’s death and the fox’s grief*.

*(兔死狐悲) It’s an idiom referring to the tale where a fox mourns the death of a rabbit after having formed an alliance to fight against the hunter. It’s a metaphor for empathizing with the loss of one’s own kind, but in modern usage, it could also mean empathizing with someone’s misfortune or hardship that you often see, even though you don’t have close relations with them.

The atmosphere was heavy, but whether they were old or young, no one cried or broke down. Just staying “alive” was taking up all of everyone’s mental energy.

There was no choice. Sometimes, people could only hang on to their breath, pretending everything would get better.

……

“Monsters don’t have as many classes and skills as Players, but we can choose our evolution paths.”

After a short period of mourning, Xu Yue seized the time to explain the basics.

It was really inconvenient having no form of physical explanation. It would be nice if he could open the status bar.

As soon as the thought appeared, a blue, translucent pop-up window appeared abruptly in the dark.

[Will-o’-Wisp – Lv.1]

[HP: 10/10 | MP: 6/6]

[Strength: 1 | Agility: 1 | Intelligence: 3 | Physical Defense: – | Magic Defense: 3]

[Status: Immune to physical attacks; Fire and light attribute attacks deal 500% damage; Automatically perish in sunlight.]

It was really “Tahe World”. The interactive interface was the same. When speculation became reality, Xu Yue still felt a moment of horror.

“Can you see this? This is the status bar of the monster.”

Xu Yue calmly continued after a few seconds.

“Same kind of monsters have the same initial attributes. Only three actions can change the values—leveling up, evolving, or eating special items.”

“Understood. Level up fast, choose the right evolution path, and eat more heavenly materials and earthly treasures,” Elder Chen summed up.

“How did you make this box come up?” Grandma Li’s attention was elsewhere.

As it turned out, the design of “Tahe World” was very convenient.

To see the status bar, all one had to do was silently think “Open status bar”. By default, the status bar was only visible to oneself. To show it to others, you needed to think about it a little bit, which wasn’t hard to practice.

Soon, three new pop-ups appeared in mid-air.

The properties of the elderly couple were exactly the same—

[Common Slime – Lv.1]

[HP: 25/30 | MP: 2/2]

[Strength: 5 | Agility: 1 | Intelligence: 1 | Physical Defense: 7 | Magic Defense: 7]

[Status: Hungry]

As for the junior high school student Ye Meng—

[Black Dragon [Juvenile Body] – Lv.50]

[HP: 1,218,890/1,218,890 | MP: 1/176,013]

[Strength: 39,260 | Agility: 4,452 | Intelligence: 7,018 | Physical Defense: 52,106 | Magic Defense: 52,106]

[Status: Has not undergone a Mana Baptism; temporarily unable to cast spells.]

Although the four of them could only muster a pair of eyes, they all “stared” at Ye Meng’s status bar.

“Well, that’s quite something. Enough for a down payment in our neighborhood,” Grandma Li exclaimed. “Xu Yue, aren’t you from a game company? How…” She politely swallowed the rest of her sentence.

Xu Yue slowly moved his gaze away. His total attributes were only enough for a meal.

“Ye Meng did very well before.” Xu Yue turned his gaze to the dragonling’s face, which was covered in scales and difficult to read. “The dragons are very conservative. If you’re found out, you’re dead.”

Ye Meng shivered. “Can you lead us to escape?”

“It’s more dangerous outside. As long as we don’t expose ourselves, this is the safest place in the world.”

Dragons were full of treasure. For Ye Meng to leave the Dragon’s Lair now, it would be like a piece of fat with wings.

“But…”

“Dragons grow fast. Your range of activity will gradually expand,” Xu Yue comforted her. “The next part is very important. Everyone, listen carefully.”

The old couple didn’t think about their own affairs. The two transparent balls slowly squeezed over.

“Soon, the giant dragon will hold a Mana Baptism, allowing the cubs to choose their own magic system. Ye Meng, you need to choose ‘Water’, and the symbol is this.”

Xu Yue moved his body, drawing a series of trajectories in the dark.

The physical strength of the black dragon was high, but its magical talent wasn’t as good as other dragons. They instinctively chose fire and wind magic to assist in physical combat. In contrast, water magic lacked offensive power, and the only interesting ice branch was also easily restricted by the environment.

A black dragon choosing water was basically considered trash—no matter which group it would be in, trash wouldn’t get too much attention.

Coincidentally, the last thing Ye Meng needed was attention.

“Both of you should choose ‘poison’ as your evolution direction. From now on, you’d better only eat poisonous things. Don’t worry. Slimes won’t be poisoned, and they have no sense of taste.”

“The Dragon Tomb Garden has a poison stage, which is full of poisonous plants and monsters. I will take you there.”

“Can we spray poison outward after practicing? Like bullets?” Elder Chen’s tone finally had a little more expectation.

“Slimes can only gather poison on the surface of their bodies.” Xu Yue shattered the old man’s dream. “But you can cooperate.”

Ye Meng let out a sound of sudden realization.

Xu Yue glanced at her and continued, “Ye Meng, you should go together. You need to eat detoxifying herbs for a long time to increase your tolerance. The toxicity of dragon corpse poison is very strong. Their poison can hurt you.”

“Even if the black dragon’s magic is poor, it is stronger than ordinary monsters. If the corpse poison mixes with water magic, you can use the poisonous fog to ambush or escape.”

Anyway, humans didn’t need the pride of a great dragon. Xu Yue believed that compared to the “glory to the dragon’s blood”, Ye Meng definitely preferred to save her life.

There used to be a powerful boss in the “Dragon Tomb Garden” plan; a bone dragon adept at poison/water compound magic. Its image was too bloody and ghastly that Xu Yue was worried it would affect the reviews, and in the end, it was scrapped.

But Xu Yue clearly remembered its attack moves. Two venomous slimes plus a black dragon could completely make up a young version of the bone dragon.

After listening to the instructions, Ye Meng nodded vigorously. The two elderly people had no objections.

Xu Yue breathed a sigh of relief.

The three were either too young or old enough; they all know the age of eating full meals when they are persuaded*. It would be troublesome if they had someone who thought they were the protagonist.

*An expression referring to people who are sensible and willing to heed advice (like young children or older people).

“What about you?” At the end, Ye Meng asked shyly. “Aren’t you going with us?”

It took a lot of effort to catch someone who knew about this world. Realizing that Xu Yue might leave, the sense of security she just got was shaking again.

“I have to go out and take a look. Maybe there are other people outside,” Xu Yue said. “I’ll leave after I finish leveling up. During this time, I’ll tell you everything you need to know.”

The idea of “having a dragon by your side” was indeed tempting, but the Dragon’s Lair lacked information from the outside world, and the efficiency of leveling undead monsters was also low. If he stayed for a long time, he was destined to only survive.

He had to move forward.

……

Ye Meng stayed in the Dragon’s Lair during the day and sneaked in to listen to the lecture at night; the elderly couple lay in the poison level to eat and drink. Since they could chat, it seemed they were fine. Only Xu Yue floated around in the Dragon Tomb, consciously swallowing other will-o’-wisps.

The whole process was extremely boring, without any sensation of eating, like an old synthetic game. This kind of day lasted for nearly a month before Xu Yue reached the threshold of level 20.

The full-level prompt “ding” sound was as beautiful as heavenly music.

After reaching the full level, the will-o’-wisp had two evolutionary lines—”Nameless Ghost” and “Skeleton Soldier”.

The former specialized in the magic route; the latter would lose the feature of “immune to physical attack”. As compensation, they would have physical form and could wear equipment.

The experience of upgrading was very peculiar. It was like driving to an intersection and choosing to turn left or right. Xu Yue decisively turned to “Skeleton Soldier”—he needed to blend into the crowd to collect information. It was hard for ghost-type monsters without form to do this.

The moment the selection was completed, a green light suddenly lit up around him.

Countless fragments of bone drilled out of the stone cracks, and they merged with each other accompanied by a little glow, gradually forming the shape of a human skeleton. The huge will-o’-wisp scattered, adhering to the skeleton like a liquid, and then was absorbed by the muddy bones.

Two groups of blue flames ignited in the hollow eye sockets of the skeleton, and then all the bones clicked and fell to the ground.

Xu Yue: “……”

How careless. He lost his footing.

After trying hard on the spot for five minutes, Xu Yue managed to piece himself together. He staggered towards a nearby puddle and saw his appearance—

A dirty human skeleton, with grape-sized will-o’-wisps burning in his eye sockets.

Xu Yue held his breath, concentrated for a moment, and summoned the status bar.

[Skeleton Soldier – Lv.1]

[HP: 81/81丨MP: 22/22]

[Strength: 21丨Agility: 5丨Intelligence: 14丨Physical Defense: 15丨Magic Defense: 15]

[Status: Fire and light attribute attacks deal 500% damage; Automatically perish in sunlight.]

…It was still weak enough to make people cry.

Well, skeleton soldiers usually appear in groups, so a single soldier couldn’t be too strong.

The attributes of a skeleton soldier were slightly inferior to those of the level 20 will-o’-wisp. However, its initial attributes were superior, and its max level was 30. At least he had changed from an “ambient light” to a “scrap used for environmental decoration and occasionally to scare people”.

Everyone had their own destiny. Xu Yue decided not to think about Ye Meng, who was born at level 50.

It was time to embark on a journey.

Since this world was like a game, he hoped that there were real Players here. It was best to let him meet one as soon as possible, so as not to try finding clues like a headless fly. Xu Yue patted the mud off his body and made a silent wish.

At this time, he didn’t realize that the wish would be realized so quickly.


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“Expert Guide: Step-by-Step Instructions on How to Become a Mean Outlander”

Chapter One: The Poisonous Fog of Justice

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Guess who is the first Player he’ll meet?

It’s not that difficult (……


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Full Server First Kill Ch1

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 1: Dragon Tomb Garden

Blue orbs of light wandered in the darkness. They looked like oversized fireflies—phantasmal and intermittent—occasionally sweeping over blurred and ominous silhouettes. The air was damp and cold, mixed with a sour, meaty smell among the scent of dust.

In the center of the darkness, there was an area lit by blue torches.

The carcasses of some enormous beasts were stacked on top of each other; their white bones crisscrossing, radiating a strange order of beauty. Viscous liquid crawled among the gray stones, and dark blue plants filled the skulls and chests of the skeletons, together making up a chilling “garden”.

“State your origin,” A deep voice said from the center of the garden. “Don’t fabricate lies. In the graveyard, no dragon can lie.”

It was a giant dragon.

It had a pair of enormous amber eyes and bat-like wings folded at its sides. Dragon scales shimmered with metallic luster and were covered with a coagulated, brownish-red tint. Not all its sharp teeth were concealed by scales; it looked capable of effortlessly crushing a stallion.

What was most eye-catching were its horns—too many to count at first glance. They twisted and tangled like roots, forming a symmetrical shape akin to a crown. The base of the horns was blackened, while the ends were as red and clear as garnet, with tiny sparks leaping within.

Naturally, it wasn’t perfect. The red dragon was missing the tip of its left wing, and its claws were covered in mud. Many scales bore noticeable absences or cracks. It exuded a unique odor of living beings. Just as cats have their scent and dogs theirs, it also had the scent of a beast—dangerous, heavy, and indescribably bitter, like charred corpses, withered trees, and sulfur.

It lowered its head, looking down at its interrogated subjects—

Two black dragonlings.

They appeared to have hatched only a few days ago; they were smaller than adult humans and covered with clumps of dust hardened by mucus.

One of the dragonlings seemed somewhat at a loss, honestly shrinking in place, making a wary posture. But the other held its head high, its eyes devoid of the confusion of a young cub.

“I’ve never lied!” The head-raised dragonling yelled, its voice as immature as a bird’s chirping. “I possess the memories and knowledge of another world, and I can trade with you…”

“What were you in ‘that world’?” The red dragon cut it off.

“A human, so what?”

“Last question, your sibling—” The red dragon lifted the silent dragonling with its claw, “—is it the same as you?”

“Didn’t I tell you? I’m a special case. I’ve spoken to it and it’s no different from other cubs. It can’t understand language at all.”

“Very well, thank you for your answer,” The red dragon said coldly. “Glory to Subelbot.”

Crack!

Flames flashed, and the previously vibrant dragonling fell to the ground. A sizzling, scorched hole appeared in its chest, and the air immediately filled with the stench of burnt meat. Its frail body was pierced through, and the edge of the wound was black like charcoal. Through that enormous hole, the carcasses behind the dragonling could be seen.

The dragonling struggled to turn its eyeballs, filled with disbelief.

Perhaps due to the innate toughness of the dragon race, its death was a drawn-out process. The red dragon just stood by, silently witnessing, its gaze heavy as grave soil.

“This is a dream… a dream…”

The dragonling convulsed in pain. It was hard to tell if it was mumbling or moaning. It tried to stand up, refusing the approach of death, but its claws only stirred up a layer of dust. The scorched wound was torn, and finally, blood gushed out.

“…It hurts. Damn, why does it hurt so much… cold… Mom…”

Its cries of pain gradually weakened. Its sibling, still clutched in the red dragon’s claw, was trembling.

“Did that dragon say, ‘another world’?”

“Shh! Don’t get noticed!”

From the heap of carcasses not far away, two murmurs broke the solemn atmosphere. They were as light as a gust of wind, sounding more like the squelching noise of squeezed slime. It was the noise of lower beings, which the red dragon couldn’t understand and didn’t care about.

But others seemed to understand.

The dying dragonling on the ground twitched, gasping weakly and hurriedly. The dragonling being held abruptly raised its head to look at the corner, then shrank its body as if trying to hide something, pretending that nothing had happened.

The red dragon didn’t notice anything odd. It confirmed the dragonling on the ground was no longer breathing, raised its head slightly, and the small corpse was flung to the corner of the graveyard. After all this, the red dragon turned around, preparing to leave.

The surviving dragonling was clenched in its claw, its tiny body as tense as a stone.

“About two kilometers to the left of the main entrance of the Dragon Tomb Garden, along the cliff, there is a broken stone sculpture of a one-eyed knight. There’s a secret passage behind the statue. Come and meet me. I can help you.”

In a corner somewhere, a soft “bump bump” sound suddenly emerged.

The dragonling turns its head again. Thousands of will-o’-wisps were floating around the edge of the Dragon Tomb, among which only one was motionless, as if watching it.

This was Xu Yue’s fourth day of awakening in this world.

On the first day, the darkness was thick. Xu Yue thought it was just a strange dream, in which he was a will-o’-wisps—one of the lowest-level monsters in the <World of Tahe>, mainly used as an ambient light.

Perhaps because the game was about to launch and he had worked overtime for too long and was really tired, he would have such an absurd dream.

On the second day, the dream seemed unreasonably long. Xu Yue drifted around, confirming the surrounding environment. The place was filled with dragon bones, and there were caves everywhere, with countless paths leading to deeper darkness.

As the producer of the VR game “World of Tahe”, he had seen the concept art and setting documents of this ghostly place. One of the high-level maps in “Tahe” was the Dragon Tomb Garden.

On the third day, dark blue plants poked out from the decaying dragon corpse, curled up at the top, like a fern. Slime flowed down its stem, emitting a faint odor. Xu Yue realized the seriousness of the problem—no dream could be so long and detailed.

He seemed to be trapped in his own game.

Xu Yue never believed in such nonsense as “transmigration”. It was impossible for a person to cross time and space unreasonably. But he couldn’t explain his current situation, which was the first time he had encountered such a big change in his life.

Before this, he was used to making the most sufficient preparations and living strictly according to the plan.

The best high school in the province, the top university in the country, a world-class company—Xu Yue grew up all the way. He wasn’t interested in fame, power, or the glitter of gold and silver—he just wanted to do his best to accumulate wealth, buy a property after saving enough money, maybe develop a stable relationship, and live out the second half of his life by investing in finance.

For a person of ordinary origin, this was like a dream life.

And Xu Yue almost succeeded.

“World of Tahe” was a key project of the company, which had invested a lot of financial and human resources, and the results were very encouraging. Once the operation was stable, he could give up this health-debilitating job and retire with enough wealth.

And then the absurd accident of “transmigrating into his own game” happened.

Until not long ago, he thought he was alone. But according to the game settings, different kinds of monsters didn’t understand each other’s languages. The creature that was whispering just now, and those two dragonlings, might all be “foreigners” similar to him.

This speculation cheered up Xu Yue quite a bit. Making sure the Red Dragon didn’t understand the whisper, he made a decision on the spot and invited the only remaining dragonling.

“…Come, look at me. I can help you.”

He said out loud.

He needed to save this “suspected transmigrator” as much as he could.

The Red Dragon said, “Glory to Subelbot”. In Xu Yue’s impression, Subelbot was the leader of the dragons—a stubborn and proud silver dragon. Under its leadership, the dragons would never tolerate unknown foreigners infiltrating their group, gaining their knowledge and abilities.

Even if the “foreigner” was now a dragon, it wasn’t pure enough. If the young dragon was really a transmigrator, without enough information, it was bound to die.

The secret passage that Xu Yue gave was the entrance to the instance of the Dragon Tomb Garden. It was only big enough for humans to pass through and just right for a dragonling.

As luck would have it, his attempt was successful. A few days later, the dragonling returned as promised.

“Hello? …Hello? Is anyone there?” It didn’t even dare to shout too loud; its voice was shaking terribly. “Help me.”

With its arrival, Xu Yue received one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.

The good news was that the similarities between here and the “World of Tahe” weren’t accidental—his game knowledge could still be used.

As for the bad news—

“I thought it was a dream, but it’s not a dream; definitely not a dream.”

In the dark tomb, the dragonling let out a cry.

“I don’t know what happened to me. I don’t know where this is. I want to go home.”

“I want to go home…”

‘What a coincidence, me too,’ Xu Yue thought bitterly.

He knew it. The answer couldn’t be found so easily. This suspected transmigrator was just as clueless as him about “what happened”.

……

“It was Saturday, and my parents weren’t at home. I finished my homework and went to bed on time, and when I woke up, I was in an eggshell.”

In a corner of the Dragon Tomb, the little black dragon spoke in a small voice. Its round eyes were as red as coal, and at this moment they were moistened by tears.

“The one—the one that was killed—hatched from the same egg as me. Only we could understand what those monsters were saying. I was very scared and pretended I couldn’t understand… He liked to show off more…”

Upon saying this, it couldn’t help but sob.

“Do you know him?” Xu Yue asked softly.

“Yes,” the dragonling said. “He liked to mutter to me… But I… I was afraid the big dragon would hear, so I didn’t respond.”

“His name is Cui Yuchen. He lives next door to me and seems to be a college student. He mentioned ‘City A’ and ‘living in Joy Garden’, so I confirmed it was him…”

“City A? Joy Garden?”

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing, go on.” Xu Yue struggled to keep his tone steady.

Xu Yue’s residence was in the “Yunshang Joy Garden” community in City A. The community itself wasn’t large, and it was comfortable to live in, mostly occupied by homeowners. The name “Yunshang Joy Garden” was too long, so people were more accustomed to calling it “Joy Garden”.

These two dragonlings were once his neighbors in the same community.


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Starting a new story—!!!

Updated daily at 19:00. If there’s any change, I’ll ask for leave in advance ☆-∑(>ω0)b

Here are some long-winded details:

★ Upgrade flow, upgrade flow, upgrade flow. Although the protagonist has a hidden background, he won’t start rampaging immediately.

★ The author isn’t a professional in the game industry, so the stats given may not be reasonable. Welcome professionals to correct in the comments. I will consider modifying (^ρ^)/

★ Welcome to spot typos. During the serialization, as long as I see it, I’ll give a red envelope (a reward)!

★ Please don’t post comments related to “breaking the main CP”. Their keys are locked, and I’ve soldered them into my stomach…

PS: This is set in a similar universe as the previous fantasy novel “Stray“, but it’s not the same world. The characters are not interconnected, and whether you’ve read it or not will not affect the reading~

In conclusion, I hope everyone enjoys reading it! If possible, please don’t spoil me(〃ω〃)


Kinky Thoughts:

Note: For those who haven’t read Stray yet, I strongly suggest you do before reading this novel. There’s quite a few Easter eggs and references to Stray in this novel that you will enjoy if you’ve already read it. Though, if you haven’t read it, it won’t affect your understanding of the novel (but you could potentially be spoiled if you decide to read Stray after).

I’ve been dying to read this since it was announced, given how it’s in the same setting as Stray, so I just had to pick it up (and of course because it’s also by Nian Zhong). For those who haven’t read Stray, I highly recommend you do.

You can also check out Nian Zhong’s other works as well: Happy Doomsday, Access Denied, Sendoff, and Evil As Humans.

Regarding the title “Full Server First Kill”, this is a term often used in MMORPG to denote the first time a particular boss or difficult enemy has been defeated in the entire server. A more accurate way of putting it is “First Kill in the Entire Server”… but that’s not as catchy.

Given this was just released and is ongoing, releases will follow the author’s pace. Happy reading.


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