Help Ch86

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 86: The Death Protagonist

The white light lasted only a moment.

When their vision returned, the bloody setting sun was still in place. But the entrance of the building was spotless. There was no screaming, no corpse. The lobby guard and front desk staff stared at them in confusion, rubbing their eyes hard, then huddled together whispering.

Fang Xiu instinctively wiped his forehead. He felt the sweat and heat from climbing the stairs. What had just happened didn’t feel like an illusion.

“Time rewound a day,” Jiao Jiao said gravely, pointing to the digital clock on the lobby wall. “Let’s get out of here first. The guards look off, and the clock looks off too.”

Fang Xiu stared at the digital screen behind the front desk.

[20彡彳 Year αΩ戸 17th]

[18:01:42 巠亓乂]

When they first entered, the date clearly said “18th”. Time had just rewound in front of their eyes.

But Fang Xiu was certain… Just now, the display showed entirely normal characters, not this weird glitching script.

By this hour, white-collar workers were starting to get off work, and the crowd gradually surrounded them. Under the suspicious eyes of the guards, the group slipped out with the throng and found a bench to rest.

“Holy shit, that was way too weird.” Yan Yan thumped his chest. “Don’t tell me this is a time loop ritual. Why is my life so hard…”

Fang Xiu was curious. “What do you mean by a time loop ritual?”

He’d seen plenty of similar movies. At least in the public’s imagination, this scenario wasn’t uncommon.

Jiao Jiao thought for a moment. “There’s a basic rule in these rituals: the more the environment around you defies natural law, the more dangerous the ritual is.”

“It’s one thing if just appearances are weird, but if time or space is messed up, that’s real trouble. We have a saying, ‘Spin time twice, you’ll lose half your life’, that’s what it refers to.”

Guan He hesitated, then asked, “But during the Mid-Autumn Festival ritual…”

“We’ve heard about that one,” Jiao Jiao said. “That ritual just had ‘repeating illusions and a fixed setting’. The flow of time was still normal, right?”

That made sense. Guan He had nothing more to say.

Fang Xiu mused, “So basically, breaking the laws of physics around time isn’t easy. Either it’s a powerful E or a really strong illusion.”

Jiao Jiao winced. “…Yeah, something like that. But don’t go talking physics around me… It gives me a headache.”

Yan Yan nodded frantically beside her.

Fang Xiu cleared his throat. “Anyway, whatever kind of loop this is, I think we just saw the ‘loop protagonist’—that woman who jumped. She’s a good lead. Too bad I didn’t see her face clearly.”

She’d bled from every facial orifice, and her face was mangled from the fall. Before he could get a good look, the world had been swallowed by white light.

All he remembered were her blood-red eyes that looked numb, and full of resentment and unwilling rage.

If even Fang Xiu didn’t see clearly, the others had even less. Cheng Songyun remembered her wearing a wine-red sweater. Guan He recalled she had permed hair. Mei Lan, after thinking for a while, said she wasn’t wearing nail polish.

Jiao Jiao looked meaningfully at Yan Yan for a few seconds.

Yan Yan blinked, then shook his head like a drum. “What’s the rush? Let’s talk to Zhuang Ge first. He said not to act rashly, and this isn’t time-sensitive. I say we head back. We’ve already found out plenty for today…”

Jiao Jiao: “What if she jumps from a different spot tomorrow? What if this ritual has other constraints? I’m just asking you to sniff her out, not fight her solo. I know you caught her scent. Quit whining and do it.”

Yan Yan’s face flushed red, eyes darting like a nervous fox. “But there are outsiders around!”

“You think turning into a fox in front of me isn’t embarrassing?” Jiao Jiao hit him with a shot straight to his heart.

Yan Yan’s face twitched, looking like he’d accepted death. He stammered, looking to Fang Xiu for help.

Fang Xiu leaned on his ghost, watching with interest. “What’s up?”

“If he reverts to his original form, his sense of smell is over ten times stronger. We can use that to track her scent,” Jiao Jiao explained. “We’re not taking any action immediately. It’s just scouting. That seems reasonable to me.”

Fang Xiu nodded. “Sounds good to me. Besides, foxes are cute. Don’t stress about it.”

Yan Yan’s human form wasn’t as stunning as Bai Shuangying’s, but definitely above average. By that logic, his fox form couldn’t be that bad either.

Yan Yan looked crushed. “You don’t get it. None of you—”

“Keep talking and she’ll be gone,” Jiao Jiao interrupted coolly.

Yan Yan whimpered.

Eventually, he backed into the bushes, found a hidden spot, and began to shift. A rustling noise later, Yan Yan’s human form vanished, replaced by…

Fang Xiu: “………………”

He worked hard to maintain a neutral expression.

Yan Yan had indeed turned into a standard fox. Small and cute, black nose, elegant paws, fluffy tail, pointed ears, but the fur looked… wrong.

The texture and length were unmistakably like human hair.

He had dyed it red, which helped a little… but still…

How to put it… Well, it was kind of gross.

Guan He couldn’t help taking two steps back. Cheng Songyun and Mei Lan immediately looked away—one at the sky, the other at the ground—faces blank with forced composure.

“I knew it!”

The sorrowful fox spoke in human tongue. “Even my parents hated it. Now you do too! I had to start learning transformation as soon as I was old enough to understand language. I only got registered after I could hold human form. Woo…”

Jiao Jiao held the fox down. “Quit whining. Start sniffing.”

The fox whined and sniffed around pitifully. After a while, he mumbled, “Got it.”

Jiao Jiao efficiently pulled out a leash and clipped it to the fox’s Taiji pendant—no, collar. With her dramatic fashion and his weird fur, they kind of looked like a failed designer dog pair.

She led him confidently into public view. The fox hung his head in shame, sniffing the ground diligently.

Fang Xiu’s team: “……”

As expected, mystic arts truly were a world beyond their understanding.

This time they were very cautious, avoiding the guards’ line of sight. The fox led them to the elevator and stopped on the 18th floor.

The entire 18th floor was occupied by a consulting firm. Just a few steps in was the front desk. Apparently, the company didn’t get off work at six as employees were still everywhere.

The Jiao Yan duo stopped at the elevator. Fang Xiu smoothed his hair and strode in confidently.

“Aren’t we hiding?” Bai Shuangying asked curiously.

“Not for now,” Fang Xiu whispered. “I need to leave an impression here, so we can spot what changes on the ‘next round’.”

It was risky, but they had no idea when this “loop” would end. Delaying might not be wise.

The receptionist smiled politely. “Do you have an appointment?”

“I’m here for an interview that’s scheduled for six thirty,” Fang Xiu replied with a courteous smile.

He had brushed aside his bangs, revealing his features. With the blessing of his handsomeness, the plain red T-shirt suddenly looked classy on him.

With his sincere eyes, the receptionist flushed a little, completely unbothered.

“Alright, please fill this out. Once you’re done, I’ll get HR.”

She led him to the tea area near the front desk, giving him a good view of most of the office.

Fang Xiu absentmindedly filled out the form while scanning the workstations.

Luckily, the woman who jumped was in sight. He stared at her for several seconds before recognizing her as the mangled corpse from earlier.

She looked to be in her thirties, quietly sitting at her desk sipping milk tea. She occasionally chatted and laughed with coworkers. There was no indication that she was someone planning to commit suicide.

Despite the late hour, the office vibe was good. People chatted freely, the tea and coffee were high quality, and there were no signs of people eating leftovers.

On the surface, nothing seemed off.

Fang Xiu calmly sipped some tea, his pen slowly tapping the form.

While Fang Xiu watched the company, Bai Shuangying watched him. His white eyes followed the tip of Fang Xiu’s pen, finally resting on the form.

Fang Xiu had filled it out casually with confident strokes. The name was “Yuan Yongan”, the job title and expected salary included. Birthday was two years younger than his actual age. Fields like current address and major were left blank.

With how naturally he wrote it, Bai Shuangying suspected it wasn’t random. “Yuan Yongan” was probably someone Fang Xiu knew.

Different last name, probably not a cousin. If it was a colleague, Fang Xiu wouldn’t know his info this well. A friend, then? …But didn’t Fang Xiu say he didn’t have any friends?

Yet here he was, clearly knowing someone’s exact birth date.

He listed elementary and middle school info, then stopped writing, as if intending to leave it there.

Another small insight into Fang Xiu, but it didn’t feel satisfying. Bai Shuangying stared at the quiet pen for a long while before shifting focus to where Fang Xiu was looking.

“She’s not cursed or possessed. I don’t sense any suspicious yin energy,” before Fang Xiu could ask, he explained quietly.

“Her emotions seem normal too,” Fang Xiu replied. “Doesn’t seem like a mental illness, at least not one I can tell.”

“It’s the evening of the 17th. She jumps on the 18th. Most likely, something happens that triggers her.”

“Of course, it could just be a coincidence that her death and the time reset overlap. We’ll have to wait for Zhuang Pengdao’s report on the ritual’s borders.” Fang Xiu added, “Still, this is the best lead we’ve got.”

As he spoke, the woman stood up, picked up her empty cup, and walked toward the tea area.

She wasn’t particularly beautiful, but her makeup was refined, and her expression had a quiet charm. As she approached, a faint perfume scent wafted through the air. It was warm, like a sun-heated wool sweater.

She stopped a few steps away and brewed herself some herbal tea.

“Here for an interview?” she asked with a cheerful smile.

“Yeah.” Fang Xiu smiled back, a little nervous.

“So late in the day, round after round. You job seekers have it rough.” She cradled her cup and sighed. “Oh right, let me give you a little tip.”

“What’s that?” Fang Xiu leaned in attentively.

“Don’t die too quickly, Disaster Resolver.”

She grinned slowly, her smile turning sly. “Better to live a miserable life than die. Once you’re dead, it’s all over.”


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Help Ch85

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 85: A Dull Thud

Zhuang Pengdao’s meeting was worlds apart from Jia Xu’s. Fifteen minutes later, the strategy meeting was over.

His thinking was quite close to Fang Xiu’s: the first day was for mapping, prioritizing safety, and don’t get cocky just because you’ve got a bit of ability. As for everything else…everyone here was a seasoned Disaster Resolver. There was no need to belabor the details.

Zhuang Pengdao was quite handsome, had a nice voice, and carried himself with calm composure. Yan Yan’s foxy eyes sparkled as he looked at Zhuang Pengdao, practically starry-eyed. “A real boss. Damn, he’s handsome.”

Fang Xiu, seated on his other side, asked, “Is he famous?”

Yan Yan was surprised. “Very famous. This is only his fifth ritual, and he resolved the previous four all by himself. He’s got four different anomaly skills.”

Guan He: “Huh? But…” Fang Xiu seemed to have five.

He didn’t finish the sentence… Cheng Songyun lightly patted his arm. Guan He quickly caught on and changed the subject: “…But the paper figure never told us any of this.”

“It’s normal you don’t know. When us practitioners meet, we exchange contact info.”

Yan Yan snapped his fingers, releasing a few red sparks. “Even if we’re in different rituals, we can use magic to stay in touch.”

Guan He: “…” He felt like a newbie gamer staring blankly at pro players.

So that’s it… A private strategy forum! No wonder these people became Disaster Resolvers so easily. A living, breathing information gap!

The paper figure had told them the official requirement for Disaster Resolver status was “four successful E resolutions by one team.” Fang Xiu just did such a stellar job that Guan He assumed “one person resolving everything” was normal. Apparently, that was rare.

Looks like Fang Xiu was even stronger than Zhuang Pengdao. As expected of someone “official”!

Fang Xiu didn’t care about power comparisons. “Forget the Huanxi E, but for the Mid-Autumn one, none of the other sacrifices survived. How do you know about it?”

As Fang Xiu moved closer, Yan Yan seemed uncomfortable and instinctively scooted away. “Dian’er got publicly reprimanded by the whole Tower. Every paper figure was gossiping. We just joined in.”

Fang Xiu: “Got it.”

So it was Dian’er being disgraceful. Good. That meant this group didn’t know about the Weishan E or the Fierce Wind E. He didn’t want to draw their attention for now.

While they were chatting, Zhuang Pengdao had already mobilized. With a talisman between two fingers, he gave a casual flick. A blast of protective wind surged up and the other group of people disappeared in an instant.

“Cool as hell!” Yan Yan sighed loudly, his sharp canine teeth peeking out.

Jiao Jiao didn’t react, calmly fixing her hair. “Let’s go too. On foot. We’re broke and phoneless. No bike-share for us.”

Yeah… the gap really was brutal.

Following Zhuang Pengdao’s plan, they were to scout the “ritual terrain”. Fang Xiu’s shorter-legged group was assigned to sample paranormal activity on the streets.

The morning sun was bright as two groups with completely mismatched vibes walked down the street. The Jiao Yan duo looked like they were headed to a cosplay convention while Fang Xiu’s team was dressed more sensibly and drew a lot of stares.

But the Jiao Yan duo was unfazed, clearly used to attention.

Yan Yan sniffed here and there, muttering, “I don’t smell any evil spirits. This place seems pretty normal.”

And on the surface, it really was. The city was bustling, without any obvious weirdness. There was just some faint miasma and wandering spirits hiding in the dark, which vanished under sunlight.

Fang Xiu found some signs indicating this was Youzhao City, in Xin Province. It was a totally ordinary, no-name small city.

Unfortunately, with no phones and no cash, their options were limited.

So they trudged through the morning until noon. Jiao Jiao plopped down on a clean stone step and started doing tarot readings for everyone.

After a while, she frowned at the cards. “This place is soaked in yin energy. With the interference of the E, I’m only getting vague hints.”

“How about this, I’ll look for the most ominous building in town and we’ll go check it out… Oh, do any of you have anything to add?”

She glanced at the four ordinary folks, clearly not expecting much.

Fang Xiu thought for a second. “Cheng Jie, try calling your daughter.”

Yan Yan and Jiao Jiao: “…?”

Fang Xiu shyly explained, “We normal people do things like this. When something feels off, we check in with family.”

Cheng Songyun entered a nearby shop, saying she urgently needed to call her daughter but didn’t have her phone. The owner lent her one without hesitation. But after several attempts, the voice on the line was always: “Sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check and try again…”

Cheng Songyun frowned. She was certain she had the number right. Something was definitely off about this place.

Fang Xiu followed her into the store and asked, “Boss, where’s the nearest police station? This Auntie’s a bit confused. I should take her there.”

“Oh, sure!” the shopkeeper was relieved and gave clear directions, even drawing a simple map on packing paper.

The Jiao Yan duo: “…???” What kind of weird approach was this?

Fang Xiu: “We normal people solve problems by going to the police.”

Yan Yan wanted to argue but couldn’t find the words. This logic was sound… yet absurd. He wasn’t sure if Fang Xiu was too normal, or not normal at all.

Jiao Jiao smoothed things over. “It’s bright out, so let’s check out the ominous place first. The police station’s closer to our base, so we’ll hit it tonight.”

Fang Xiu blinked and agreed.

He’d offered his plan. The police weren’t going anywhere. Honestly, he was curious how these metaphysical types did things.

……

Ten minutes later, the group stood silently in an alley.

Yan Yan and Jiao Jiao had found a derelict corner without cameras and drawn a manhole-cover-sized magic circle. Jiao Jiao pulled out a bunch of mysterious jars from her LO bag and started burning herbs on the spot.

She was definitely a wild-card practitioner. Her gestures lacked the grace of traditional occultists and resembled a chef playing with spice jars. Gray-blue smoke swirled around the circle, making Guan He cough nonstop.

In the middle of all this, Yan Yan clipped his hair and nails, added a bit of blood, and arranged them around the circle. Then he held up his hands, fingertips lit with red flame, like he was cosplaying a candle.

Given their outfits, the vibe was distinctly… middle-schooler cringe.

Even Bai Shuangying covered his face with a sleeve and turned away; he couldn’t watch such a shoddy ritual.

No wonder Yan Yan idolized Zhuang Pengdao’s magic Fang Xiu thought. Compared to this chaotic “vibe casting”, Zhuang Pengdao’s spells were downright majestic.

At last, Jiao Jiao finished her chant. The flames on Yan Yan’s fingers snuffed out instantly. He gasped and choked on the herbal smoke.

Jiao Jiao stood solemnly, stomped the circle out with her shoe, and declared, “Remember that tall building we saw when we arrived? That’s where the death aura’s thickest.”

“Let’s get lunch and check it out this afternoon.” Still squatting, Yan Yan’s stomach rumbled. “That’s easy for you to say. We’ve got no money. No wild fruit here, either…”

Jiao Jiao looked at him funny. “What are you talking about? There are people everywhere… We’ll just beg for food.”

Yan Yan: “…”

“If it were anything else, sure, but people are always willing to share food,” Jiao Jiao said earnestly.

Fang Xiu sighed, opened his Qiankun pouch, and began pulling out drinks and fruit.

Yan Yan’s eyes lit up, then flickered with pride; he couldn’t beg from a mortal. But when Fang Xiu pulled out a whole roast chicken, that pride vanished. Yan Yan’s fox eyes followed the chicken like glue.

He poked Jiao Jiao. “They have roast chicken.”

“Wow. So dignified.”

“I don’t care. I’m not begging.” He folded his arms.

“Then you eat it. I’ll figure something else out.” Jiao Jiao shrugged.

These two were pretty funny. Half-fox Yan Yan was simple-minded, while human Jiao Jiao was polite but more suspicious.

Fang Xiu understood her, so he didn’t insist. Jiao Jiao’s movements were swift. She elegantly swept out of the alley and came back ten minutes later with a bag of steamed buns.

Cheng Songyun tried to give her some drinks, but she politely declined.

“Thanks, Auntie. If Yan Yan’s eating, I’ll skip it.” She added, “We’ve encountered food curses before. Someone’s gotta stay safe.”

“And someone has to test the local food,” she muttered, clutching a tiny potion bottle.

Thus the gloomy alley became their makeshift dining hall.

Yan Yan, now with two roast chickens, warmed up to Fang Xiu immediately. As he tore into the meat, he exclaimed, “How’d you even think of this? This anomaly skill is genius!”

Guan He perked up. “Right?!”

“If we had this skill, we wouldn’t have suffered so much,” Yan Yan said bitterly. “Our last ritual was in a ruined building. There was nothing but bugs and rats to eat… ugh, even thinking about it hurts.”

Jiao Jiao, munching on a bun, rolled her eyes. “Please. Wild foxes normally eat that stuff.”

Yan Yan: “I said it was painful, not gross! And I’m half human, okay? I only eat cooked rats!”

She ignored him.

She chewed her bun slowly, always ready to down a potion. But by the end of the meal, nothing had gone wrong.

After eating, she chanted another spell, condensed a pouch of water from a plastic bag, and drank it all.

Turns out, lunch was the most thrilling part of the day.

Their investigation into the “death building” that afternoon was a total bust. It wasn’t some creepy apartment or abandoned complex but a completely functional office tower.

The building had stylish décor and was squeaky clean. Dozens of companies occupied the thirty-some floors. The group hiked floor by floor, nearly losing the will to live. And worst of all, not a single suspicious sign from the underground parking to the rooftop.

Still stubborn, they trudged back down the stairs.

Fang Xiu, for the sake of dignity, was being subtly dragged by his ghost companion by the back collar…maintaining the illusion of a “mortal leader”.

He wasn’t vain; he just knew his limits. In a building this tall, he’d walk up on two legs and crawl back down on four.

“My god, sis—are you sure you read that right?” Yan Yan, drenched in sweat, gasped. “I’ve sniffed until my nose is bleeding. Are you sure that ‘death aura’ wasn’t my own impending doom?”

Jiao Jiao’s face was flushed with fatigue. “Keep whining and it will be.”

Fang Xiu looked silently at Bai Shuangying, who frowned slightly. “The aura here is strange. The causality is chaotic. The time isn’t right yet. Wait a little longer.”

Although their spellwork might be clumsy, they clearly had some real skill to have made it this far. Fang Xiu kept pondering as Bai Shuangying carried him down.

Guan He couldn’t hold back and whispered, “Does that foreign stuff really work here?”

Cheng Songyun: “No idea. I just know gods don’t like being crossed…”

Mei Lan glanced quickly at Fang Xiu, then softly said, “Depends on the situation.”

All three looked at her.

Mei Lan bit her lip nervously. “I heard that the rules for both realms are actually pretty similar.”

“The Underworld boundaries follow the living world’s borders. Spirits can’t cross without a reason. Some people even leave the country to escape hauntings.”

“The same goes for spells. Casting magic across borders is seen as provocation, but if the caster and target are in the same country, it’s fine. I think her magic should work…”

Fang Xiu raised his eyebrows. “Thanks. Didn’t know that.”

Just then, they reached the lobby. As they moved to inspect the elevators… Thud. Several screams followed the muffled sound.

“Someone jumped!!”

“Call 120*, hurry!!”

*Emergency number in China, (like 911 in the states).

“Which floor did they jump from?!”

Amid the chaos, Fang Xiu quickly turned around.

Outside the door lay a woman.

In the blood-red sunset, her limbs were broken, and dark red blood spread quickly like a blooming flower.

Her eyes were wide and bloodshot as they stared directly at the lobby, lips curling into a weak smile…

The next moment, the world turned white.


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Help Ch84

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 84: Recovering the Lost Item

This ritual was unlike any before. For the first time ever, the paper figure actually gave them a briefing before departure.

After listening to the whole thing, Fang Xiu finally figured out what exactly a “Disaster Resolver” was supposed to do.

The Underworld officially classifies “E” into four types:

Type One – E’s highly likely to give rise to a Ghost Immortal, like the Mid-Autumn E. The Underworld deliberately sends in newcomers to feed them to the evil spirits.

Type Two – E on the brink of going out of control, like the Huanxi E. The Underworld essentially leaves these to fate. Whether the sacrifices survive is entirely a matter of luck.

The Underworld does not send Disaster Resolvers into these two types.

In other words, once you become a Disaster Resolver, you’re exempt from these essentially death-trap rituals.

Their work focuses on the remaining two types:

Type Three – Complicated cases where forming a Ghost Immortal is difficult, like the Weishan E and Fierce Wind E. If the situation becomes too dangerous, the Underworld prefers to send in Disaster Resolvers early to prevent it from affecting the living world.

Type Four – Which is what they’re facing this time: recovering a stolen and refined “Immortal E”.

“Some evil spirits manage to cultivate themselves into immortals and insist on hiding the refined E in the human world,” the paper figure explained with helpless resignation. “Once an E has been refined into an ‘Immortal E’, it’s basically on par with a top-tier celestial artifact. Some mortals always try to steal or seize them. Your task this time is to retrieve one such runaway Immortal E.”

“All the teams this time are handpicked by us. We only ask that you return alive. If you survive this ritual, you’ll be official Disaster Resolvers with real status.”

Fang Xiu wasn’t the least bit interested in having “real status”. He was more concerned about another issue.

“If you assembled the teams, what happens if we don’t get along?”

“Well, life and death are determined by fate. We don’t interfere,” Dian’er quickly replied. “All Disaster Resolvers have some skills. If someone dies, it just means they weren’t good enough.”

Bai Shuangying turned just in time to catch the flash of amusement in Fang Xiu’s eyes.

He figured his human hadn’t asked that question for his own safety.

This time the mission was unusual, and the second-floor staging area reflected that strangeness. Swirling multicolored clouds twisted and churned, reminiscent of the karmic interference Bai Shuangying used.

He gripped Fang Xiu’s wrist and drew close warily.

“This style looks quite like Van Gogh.” Fang Xiu scanned the kaleidoscopic scene as he and Bai Shuangying stepped through the distorted gate of color.

……

Inside the gate, the scene was… totally normal. In fact, too normal.

Fang Xiu stared, dumbfounded, at the bustling traffic before him.

At first glance, they had been teleported to the side of a busy road. It was rush hour. Commuters bustled about and breakfast stalls were thriving.

The pedestrians looked completely lifelike, and the smell of food was very real. It wasn’t like the hallucinations from the Mid-Autumn E. Behind them loomed a 30+ story office building with dark blue glass panels that looked very modern and imposing.

“Hey, you two newbies!”

Not far away, a young man with red-dyed hair called out to Fang Xiu. “Come over! We’ve been waiting for you!”

His eyes were amber, slitted like a cat’s, and he wore a delicate Taiji pendant on his chest. As Fang Xiu sized him up, he casually blew a giant pink bubblegum bubble.

He was leaning against the door of a board game café, dressed stylishly to match its trendy decor.

“Half-fox hybrid. Naturally gifted in metaphysical arts,” Bai Shuangying murmured after a quick glance.

Talentless Fang Xiu: “……”

Right, so on top of rogue black Taoists and evil monks, now they had fox hybrids. This group sure wasn’t what you’d call “mainstream orthodoxy”.

“Yan Yan, they’re not here yet? I calculated they should’ve arrived by now,” said a woman’s voice.

Out stepped a goth-styled girl in Halloween makeup, holding three tarot cards.

This time, both Bai Shuangying and Fang Xiu fell silent.

Let’s just say… she wasn’t orthodox either. There seemed to be a lot of “non-mainstream exceptions” in this group of metaphysical people. Compared to them, Fang Xiu’s team looked painfully plain.

“Fang Xiu.” Fang Xiu stepped forward and offered his hand to the redhead, Yan Yan.

Yan Yan sniffed cautiously and didn’t shake hands. He stared suspiciously at Fang Xiu. “Strong dog scent… are you a dog demon?”

“Pure human.” Fang Xiu smiled.

At his side, Bai Shuangying immediately leaned in and sniffed Fang Xiu’s hair. He frowned slightly and his Peach Bone Evil slid down Fang Xiu’s spine.

A gentle breeze brushed Fang Xiu’s skin, carrying Bai Shuangying’s fresh, herbal scent.

“Hmm, the dog smell’s gone. You actually smell pretty good,” Yan Yan said in surprise. “Not bad.”

The goth girl scoffed. “Okay, let’s go. All you ever do is sniff. One day if you smell a fart, you’ll probably be ecstatic.”

“I can’t help it, it’s instinct!” Yan Yan wailed.

The goth girl ignored him and beckoned to Fang Xiu. “Name’s Jiao Jiao. This guy’s my partner. Everyone else is here, follow me.”

She nodded toward the board game café with the casual air of a meetup host.

The café was relatively new and decorated in a modern style. One wall was lined with books, manga, and game cards, with karaoke booths and a computer room in the back.

Snacks and drinks were plentiful. The owner looked a bit awkward, clearly surprised to have business on a weekday morning and suspicious of this odd group’s motives.

They weren’t entirely innocent, Fang Xiu thought, withdrawing his gaze.

Jiao Jiao led them into a private room.

It was decorated like a haunted classroom, complete with an old blackboard at the front, which was actually quite convenient.

Inside were five others, each with their own distinctive style. Compared to the mismatched crowds in previous rituals, this team actually looked respectable.

Yan Yan was a handsome, fox-featured young man with a lively aura. Jiao Jiao, despite her exaggerated makeup, had sharp, well-defined features.

As for the other two teams…

“Da Luo, Xiao Luo.” A pair of bald twins introduced themselves.

They had decent looks and were dressed in plain robes; Da Luo in yellow and Xiao Luo is gray. Their necks and hands were wrapped in Buddhist beads, and each had a large 卍* tattooed on their scalps. They looked about 25 or 26.

*Clarity: While the swastika symbol is often associated with the German Nazi Party, it originally is a Buddhist symbol that symbolizes interconnectedness of all things. 

Clearly they were black monks and didn’t attempt to hide it.

Fang Xiu glanced at the 卍 tattoos and had to suppress a laugh. Geniuses. He couldn’t imagine what they thought every morning looking in the mirror.

He composed himself and looked at the final team.

“Zhuang Pengdao, Taoist,” said a man in his thirties, rising to introduce himself. “These two are my disciples. Pleasure to meet you.”

Even after getting used to Bai Shuangying, Fang Xiu had to admit, Zhuang Pengdao was really handsome, on par with celebrity idols. Using that face as a black Taoist was a waste; he should be in showbiz.

Fang Xiu felt a little regretful. Maybe the mushroom trio should’ve come instead of his group. Xiao Tian would be thrilled.

Zhuang Pengdao glanced over Fang Xiu’s group and smiled. “You’re quite the hidden expert. I can’t tell your lineage at all.”

Fang Xiu: “……”

Yan Yan raised his hand. “I sniffed him. Not a hybrid.”

Jiao Jiao pondered. “Maybe he’s like me who learned some Western witchcraft.”

Fang Xiu: “…………”

The Luo twins chimed in, “Please, do guide us.”

Even his own teammates were looking at him curiously.

Fang Xiu: “………………”

Fang Xiu: “A battle-tested materialist warrior.”

The twins blinked in confusion.

Yan Yan shook his head vigorously. “Bro, if you don’t want to say, just say so. This is kind of lame. You’re a Disaster Resolver already. How can you not know any magic?”

Zhuang Pengdao added meaningfully, “I heard you resolved the Huanxi E. That’s not something most Disaster Resolvers could handle.”

Fang Xiu said innocently, “Because I know gambling, prostitution, and drugs are bad.”

Zhuang Pengdao narrowed his eyes. “And the Mid-Autumn E? That almost bred a Ghost Immortal…”

Fang Xiu continued innocently, “Because I know gambling, prostitution, and drugs are bad. Is that a problem?”

So what if he’s an ordinary person? He was the literal Chosen Ordinary Person.

The three other teams clearly weren’t satisfied with Fang Xiu’s vague “lineage denial” and didn’t change the subject.

Jiao Jiao grew anxious. “Fang Xiu, we’re not prying into your privacy. It’s just standard protocol for all Disaster Resolvers. We need to know what kind of abilities you have before we plan our approach.”

Fang Xiu sighed. “Fine. You got any talent-assessing stuff? Go ahead and test me.”

As soon as he said that, everyone turned to look at Zhuang Pengdao.

He nodded and waved his hand. A golden talisman unfurled mid-air, and with elegant strokes, he drew… a Four Symbols Spirit-Viewing Array.

Fang Xiu nearly groaned aloud. Bai Shuangying’s look toward Zhuang Pengdao was tinged with pity.

Zhuang Pengdao’s voice was gentle. “This is an ancient celestial array that invokes the Heavens to assess spiritual aptitude. If you take this test, we’ll have no further doubts.”

Fang Xiu pretended not to know what was coming. “Sure, since you don’t believe me. But if it says I’m trash-tier, I want compensation.”

Zhuang Pengdao agreed readily.

Fang Xiu didn’t let him touch his hand. He just spread his fingers and slapped the array center. As expected, the Heavens once again gave him a big, fat [?].

This one looked even sloppier than last time, full of indescribable frustration. Others might not understand, but Fang Xiu was pretty sure the Heavens was tired of this prank call of a test.

Sorry, Heaven. It’s not my fault I have monkey-level aptitude.

The room went dead silent before the question mark.

Five minutes later, Fang Xiu was handed a bottle of spirit-repelling pills by Zhuang Pengdao, used to treat spirit possession and mental fog. The rest of the group tried to digest the reality that one of the teams is “literally just a bunch of normal people” and began the strategy meeting.

For some reason, Zhuang Pengdao naturally became the overall commander of all three teams.

“The stolen E this time was cultivated by a Shrike Demon into an Immortal E,” he explained. “It wasn’t that strong and was killed decades ago by someone who took the E. The ghost never contacted the Underworld, so we have no intel.”

Fang Xiu looked puzzled, face full of the confusion of an outsider. “What’s the difference between a normal E and an immortal one?”

Zhuang Pengdao sighed but explained patiently. “The taboos stay the same after refinement. But whoever possesses the Immortal E can use its abilities freely, like how we use the skills the Underworld grants us.”

“The difference is that Immortal E powers don’t weaken, and may even get stronger. The holder can even manipulate the death taboo at will.”

Fang Xiu nodded. “Got it. Before, the sacrifices were fighting over unclaimed fortresses. This time, we’re attacking a fortified enemy stronghold.”

Yeah… being a Disaster Resolver was never going to be easy. The Underworld wasn’t a charity.

Zhuang Pengdao agreed. “That’s a good way to put it.”

Guan He, sitting at a desk, tilted his head at Fang Xiu. “I don’t quite get it.”

Fang Xiu muttered, “Take the Fierce Wind E. It’s always blowing at the edge of the zone. Anyone can see something’s off… But if someone disables the wind on purpose, lures us outside the boundary, then reactivates it… What do you think happens?”

Guan He and Cheng Songyun inhaled sharply and fell silent.

At the blackboard, Zhuang Pengdao moved on.

“This time we’ve got numbers. My team will take the Luo twins. Yan Yan’s team will take Fang Xiu. We’ll split up to investigate. Settle lunch on your own and meet back here at night.”

Yan Yan grunted, clearly not thrilled about babysitting the normal people, but didn’t object.

Jiao Jiao rested her chin on her clasped hands and gave a thoughtful look. After a few seconds, she whispered to him, “I think it’s a good thing. If a bunch of normies made it this far, they’d have to be tough.”

“C’mon, sticking with Zhuang Ge would be safer. Now those fake monks are getting the easy ride,” Yan Yan grouched.

Jiao Jiao shrugged. “Well, it can’t be helped. We’re a marginal faction. The other teams are more conventional so it’s easier to coordinate with.”

“Ugh, like I had a choice.” Yan Yan sighed, draping his arms behind his head. “black Taoist, evil monks, witches… At least you guys chose your path. I’m like this ‘cause my mom liked furries’.”

Jiao Jiao snorted loudly.

…All of this was relayed into Fang Xiu’s ears by Bai Shuangying’s ghostly whisper.

Not bad. Seems like their teammates weren’t the scheming type. Fang Xiu politely suppressed a laugh.

Bai Shuangying leaned in. “That half-fox has low cultivation so there’s no threat. The girl in black is harder to gauge, but she doesn’t seem bloodthirsty. Fox demons instinctively fear humans who are good at killing, they won’t approach them.”

Fang Xiu rubbed Bai Shuangying’s sleeve, quietly agreeing.

Honestly, compared to the oddball duo of Yan Yan and Jiao Jiao, he was more wary of Zhuang Pengdao.

He didn’t have this person on his blacklist, but he radiated a confident charisma that made others naturally defer to him.

And that surname of his was… very interesting.

In the corner of the room. 

Mei Lan sat spinning a cheap plastic pen between her fingers. She watched Zhuang Pengdao at the front of the room with a blank expression, though her grip on the pen cap was so tight that her fingertips turned white…

Snap. The cap cracked with a soft pop.


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 83: Talent Test

After a two-month break, this brief one-day “vacation” from the Underworld barely caused a ripple.

Taking advantage of the downtime, Fang Xiu inventoried his supplies: a jade Buddha that could ward off death three times, the Earth Knocking Cauldron that had been downgraded from “meal card” to “dog food bowl”, and a pile of low-grade magical tools for topping up the meal card.

Fang Xiu subtly gifted Jiang Xun’s magic brush to Mei Lan. His reasoning was: “None of us can use this anyway. Your family runs a calligraphy shop. Might as well let you play with it.”

Mei Lan was briefly stunned but didn’t decline.

When she took the brush, she lowered her gaze slightly, avoiding Fang Xiu’s eyes.

Lu Yang’s group consisted entirely of newcomers, and Jiang Xun’s tools were all specialized props. Cheng Songyun and Guan He, as usual, each had a jade Buddha and a set of Five Emperor’s Coins, but no new magic tools. Looking closely, their team’s magic tools were entirely focused on survival.

Quite realistic.

“The black Taoists really get all the perks.” Fang Xiu sighed deeply while tallying his not-so-plentiful assets. “They can draw whatever talismans they want. We can only rely on luck to scavenge.”

Bai Shuangying felt the word “scavenge” was a bit off, but let it slide.

He thought for a few seconds, then asked seriously, “Do you want to learn magic?”

Fang Xiu: “I can learn?!”

Bai Shuangying had always called him a layman, so he thought he was a lost cause.

Bai Shuangying replied, “Yes. But mortals have short lifespans, so innate talent matters more.”

“Even if you’re incredibly gifted, within a year you still won’t reach the level of black Taoists who can draw instant talismans,” he added softly.

Fang Xiu instantly wilted, even his hair looked droopy. So it wouldn’t be practical—just for fun?

“So basically, it’s useless?” he mumbled.

Bai Shuangying: “But I want to teach you.”

Fang Xiu blinked. “What?”

“I want to teach you,” Bai Shuangying repeated. “…Most Disaster Resolvers know magic. Even if I’m always by your side, it’s faster for you to make judgments yourself.”

There was a long pause between the first and second sentence, like the second half was tacked on later.

Fang Xiu happily agreed.

Ten minutes later, the two sat cross-legged on the bed, the atmosphere oddly like a poker match.

Bai Shuangying no longer bothered hiding anything. He casually took a few sheets of yellow paper and began drawing a magic array right in front of Fang Xiu.

The array was square and intricate, its center left blank, surrounded by characters that looked almost, but not quite, like words. The strokes shimmered faintly and emitted a cold, subtle aura.

Fang Xiu’s eyes lit up.

This stuff didn’t exist in the human world. This was way more exciting than blood types or horoscopes!

After finishing, Bai Shuangying tapped the blank center. “This is the Four Symbols Spirit-Viewing Array, created by a human immortal. It’s used to test a mortal’s metaphysical aptitude. I’ll activate it for you in a moment.”

“The results are ranked upper, middle, and lower, further divided into ‘third, sixth, and ninth tiers’. This is a response from the Heavens. It won’t be wrong.”

Fang Xiu took a deep breath and decisively extended a paw. “Let’s go!”

The little dog tried to jump onto the bed but lay back down obediently when Bai Shuangying shot it a glance.

Bai Shuangying gently took Fang Xiu’s hand.

Fang Xiu had elegant fingers and neatly trimmed nails, which made it quite pleasing to his ghost. The skin on his hand was delicate and smooth, with no random hair, odd scars, or calluses.

Just looking at his hand, one couldn’t tell what job Fang Xiu had ever done.

If he had to guess, Bai Shuangying would’ve thought he was some pampered young master. But the terrifying scars elsewhere on Fang Xiu’s body quickly disproved that idea.

Still, Fang Xiu was clearly unusual, likely a rare genius. Once the result was out, he could tailor lessons to Fang Xiu and teach him one or two powerful spells, so he wouldn’t suffer in comparison to other Disaster Resolvers.

…Yes, that was the plan.

Bai Shuangying pressed Fang Xiu’s warm hand into the center of the array. The strokes changed from black to crimson, and the faint glow became dazzling.

The array activated properly. Fang Xiu gasped, and his face flushed slightly.

About thirty seconds later, the glow vanished and gathered at the center. Fang Xiu’s hand was still pinned by Bai Shuangying. He looked up excitedly. “It’s burning hot!”

“The result is out.” Bai Shuangying nodded solemnly and released his hand.

As expected, three characters appeared in the center.

They both leaned in…and bumped foreheads. But neither cared about the pain. Their eyes were fixed on the result…

[?]

Fang Xiu: “?”

Bai Shuangying: “?”

Fang Xiu opened his mouth, speechless. “Did the Heavens just give me a question mark?”

He’d hoped to feel the mystic pull of traditional metaphysics but instead got metaphysically trolled.

Bai Shuangying furrowed his brows and double-checked the array. He hadn’t drawn it wrong. The result couldn’t be wrong either. Then…

“You have no talent,” he declared with a blank face. “I’ve heard of this result. It was discovered by someone testing a monkey.”

Fang Xiu: “……”

So his metaphysical aptitude was about the same as a monkey?

No way. Shouldn’t a normal person have some talent? Especially someone who’s dealt with so many spirits!

He never expected to be a genius, but this was just plain tragic. Sure, his luck was bad, but was life supposed to be this rough?

Fang Xiu rubbed his face and drooped further.

Bai Shuangying hesitated awkwardly, then clumsily tried to console him. “You can’t use magic, but you can still use magic tools.”

He reluctantly placed his own hand on the array to test…

Sure enough, facing a pure evil spirit like himself, the array turned the “?” into “Evil”.

That settled it. There was nothing wrong with the array. The problem was Fang Xiu… His human had zero metaphysical potential.

…Still a kind of extreme uniqueness, Bai Shuangying thought glumly. It seemed that there would be no chance to teach him magic, no chance to see him study.

Disappointed, Bai Shuangying sat frozen on the bed. Then, as if deciding something, he reached for Fang Xiu’s left hand.

He gently removed the hair-thread ring.

Fang Xiu’s expression darkened momentarily, but he still smiled and asked, “What’s up?”

“I consume you every day, so this ring isn’t as useful anymore,” Bai Shuangying said seriously. “You have no talent, so I’ll make up for it.”

Before Fang Xiu could react, Bai Shuangying plucked a small piece of his own essence from his sleeve. The moment it detached, it shrank into a glowing sphere like a pearl.

The ring unraveled into black strands of hair, floating in mid-air. They circled the pearl-like blob like stars around a moon and rewove themselves.

Bai Shuangying stared intently at the ring as he chanted. Fang Xiu couldn’t understand the incantation, but it felt like it infiltrated his brain and kneaded it like dough.

Amid the strange chanting, the ring reformed.

Black band, white pearl—the style and color combination were quite simple, but the texture had become denser. The inlaid “pearl” now radiated a strange, noble allure.

“Now you can use my concealment ability freely.” Bai Shuangying had finished chanting, his face was visibly fatigued.

Fang Xiu looked at him in surprise.

He knew how precious this was. He also knew Bai Shuangying had intentions for him.

Logically, the more Bai Shuangying wanted from him, the more he should try to control him… If Fang Xiu were in his shoes, that’s exactly what he’d do.

But instead, Bai Shuangying gave up his best skill and just handed it over. There were no negotiations, no games, no weighing pros and cons. That was just how his ghost was: act first, think never.

At this moment, Bai Shuangying gently took his left hand and slid the ring back on with great care, like his hand was made of tofu and would be crushed with even just a little force.

Fang Xiu casually pointed at the little black dog.

The air around it shimmered, and it now had a faint, transparent glow. The dog didn’t understand, but it stood up and licked Fang Xiu’s fingers.

It really was Bai Shuangying’s concealment skill.

So magical. Was this what being an evil spirit felt like? The ring was like an extra limb. Fang Xiu wasn’t used to it yet but instinctively knew how to use it.

The blow from “no metaphysical talent” evaporated instantly. Fang Xiu was so thrilled he wanted to bounce on the bed.

…Then he noticed that the torn bit of Bai Shuangying’s sleeve hadn’t repaired itself.

“It’s fine.” Bai Shuangying drew his arm away. “It’s only a small tear. It’ll grow back in a few days.”

Fang Xiu’s throat tightened.

He leaned in and kissed the blood-red mole on Bai Shuangying’s cheek. The ghost made a soft sound in his nose and didn’t dodge.

“Does it hurt?” Fang Xiu asked.

Bai Shuangying looked puzzled, then said proudly, “Disaster Resolvers aren’t easy to deal with. If this helps you avoid a few serious injuries, it’s worth it.”

“I have my own ways,” Fang Xiu muttered.

Bai Shuangying: “I don’t like seeing you in pain.”

Simple repetition wouldn’t help him understand Fang Xiu. And Fang Xiu’s eyes were far more beautiful when he smiled.

Fang Xiu was about to reply when a knock came at the door. Dian’er’s drawn-out voice cheerily called them for dinner.

Fang Xiu gently rubbed his ring and smiled. “Later, I’ll treat you to dinner to make up for it properly.”

“…By the way, did you hear the knock earlier?”

Bai Shuangying glanced at the door. “While we were kissing, there was a knock at the courtyard gate.”

As he said this, Fang Xiu was already at the door, only his back facing Bai Shuangying.

Fang Xiu paused for a moment, then said in a casual tone, “It was probably just the wind. Don’t worry about it.”

His human didn’t look back.

The next morning.

Fang Xiu once again stepped onto the stairs leading to the second floor.


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 82: Designated Sacrifice

Fang Xiu lay flat on the bed, his long bangs sliding aside to reveal obsidian-like eyes. He was nestled in the soft mattress, too lazy to lift his head. He just turned his gaze toward Bai Shuangying.

Bai Shuangying was staring at him intently, an eager expression hinting he was ready for something.

“Let me think…” Fang Xiu drawled, deliberately stretching out his voice as he hitched the corner of his mouth.

For the first time, Bai Shuangying noticed his human had a shallow dimple. After carefully observing it for a few seconds, he snapped back to attention, clearing his mind to prepare for this cunning human’s next move.

Fang Xiu lazily shifted, tilting his head so it rested against the edge of Bai Shuangying’s robe.

His tone had a sleepy softness, like he was telling a bedtime story…

“I know you’re not an ordinary evil spirit. You’ve got ties to the gods, but you’re not a proper ghost immortal either.”

“I know you’ve had conflicts with the human world and harbor resentment, and that you’re currently under the Underworld’s control.”

“I know you want to bypass the rules of the rituals and get something special out of me as a sacrifice. If I had to guess… a way to escape the Underworld’s control?”

Bai Shuangying: “………………?”

“In short, you’re like a special prisoner trying to escape.” Fang Xiu stretched his shoulders.

With each sentence, Bai Shuangying melted a little more. By the end, half his ghostly form had dissolved, like a scoop of ice cream melting in the summer heat.

“There are things I do want to ask…like your past. But that’s private. I’d rather hear it from you when you’re ready.”

Fang Xiu said it so casually, as if “rebelling against the Underworld” were just a normal little thing.

The room in the Disaster Relief Tower was much warmer than the courtyard. The little dog lay by his calves, sleeping soundly. Fang Xiu’s cheek rested against a cool, soft sleeve as if it was the finest silk pillow.

That “I’m a little tired” from earlier had just been an excuse, but now true drowsiness enveloped him. He tried to keep his eyes open but eventually drifted off into sleep alongside the dog.

Minutes passed. Just as Bai Shuangying figured out how to respond, Fang Xiu had already fallen sound asleep.

…In the end, Fang Xiu hadn’t asked him anything.

Bai Shuangying sat silently for a long time.

He reverted to his original form, stretched into a thin sheet, and gently slid under Fang Xiu, lifting him from lying sideways to a proper position with his head on the pillow.

Then he skillfully removed Fang Xiu’s shoes and socks, and tucked him in. The commotion woke the little dog. It sniffed at the blob curiously, then relaxed and laid its head on the edge of the blanket.

Bai Shuangying resumed human form and lay beside Fang Xiu.

And so began another half-day routine he’d kept up for two months: staring at Fang Xiu’s sleeping face.

He’d discovered earlier that this human became more pleasing to the eye the longer you looked. It wasn’t based on conventional human aesthetics, but… he thought Fang Xiu was beautiful in his own way.

Fang Xiu’s features were elegant, soft, and gentle. When he smiled, he looked completely harmless. But when he didn’t, there was a hint of sharpness, like a blade just slipping from its sheath.

Thinking was a wonderful thing. Somehow, he had instinctively grasped human aesthetic standards without a teacher.

He tried recalling the other three humans, and found, without regret, that his sense of aesthetics only applied to Fang Xiu.

His human really was special.

The proof was that every time he studied Fang Xiu, he discovered something new.

Today, it was the dimple. Yesterday, it had been a tiny mole in Fang Xiu’s left eyebrow. The day before that… Bai Shuangying had memorized Fang Xiu’s features over and over, yet the more he looked, the more he felt his research was lacking.

Because even now, he still didn’t know what went on in Fang Xiu’s head.

Bai Shuangying couldn’t help reaching out and pinching Fang Xiu’s nose.

Fang Xiu scrunched his nose, eyes still shut and swatted at him. “Bai Shuangying, quit it.”

Mm. This guy had never shown any reverence. Some things truly never changed.

…Or perhaps it wasn’t “disrespect.” A sudden thought surfaced.

Bai Shuangying frowned.

Fang Xiu didn’t treat him with “indifference”. He had always treated him well. It wasn’t “disrespect” either. He simply didn’t look up or down on him. Fang Xiu regarded him as an equal.

Fang Xiu knew he wanted to destroy the world, knew he wanted to escape. Yet his attitude was more like a teammate’s complaint or a coworker slacking off.

No matter who or what he was, no matter his power or his enmity with the Underworld, Fang Xiu always spoke to him from the same “level”.

A level comparable to that of gods or the Underworld itself.

…But Bai Shuangying had confirmed again and again: Fang Xiu was just a regular human…a pragmatic, intelligent one.

…Could this human’s worldview be a little too unhinged?

Click.

The freshly-formed chain from the Fierce Wind E snapped.

The little dog twitched its ears, rolled over on its back, exposing its belly. Next to it, Fang Xiu remained asleep.

Chain after chain broke with a sound like rainfall. This time, a total of 512 karmic chains snapped.

Another portion of his power returned, and Bai Shuangying stood there, stunned, unable to come back to his senses.

Before today, he would’ve thought Fang Xiu must carry some hidden secret to weaken his seal.

After today, he thought his human was simply a monster…

Who else could break nearly 600 E chains, have karma so unbelievably delicious, and yet not be trained in metaphysics?

These three points should not exist in one person!

If Fang Xiu’s body weren’t so warm and real, Bai Shuangying would’ve wondered if he’d gone mad and imagined it all.

In the next moment, Bai Shuangying deflated, reverting to his original form and sprawled lifelessly across Fang Xiu’s body.

…The more he learned about the seal and about Fang Xiu, the less he felt he understood.

The fact that he couldn’t see through a human under thirty, even after breaking over five hundred chains, made him feel nothing but resignation.

What did this human like to eat? What color was his favorite? …What kind of kisses did he want? What kind of future did he envision?

He wanted to know everything about this human. Everything.

……

Fang Xiu woke up refreshed.

Though Bai Shuangying beside him looked a little wilted, radiating inexplicable gloom.

Ah… Should he not have exposed Bai Shuangying’s prison-break plan?

Fang Xiu quickly reassured him. “Relax, relax. I would never turn you in. Do whatever you want.”

“Humans also dig escape tunnels with spoons! Perseverance is victory! Go you!”

Bai Shuangying gave him a long look, rolled over, and propped himself above Fang Xiu.

Then he kissed him.

A certain ghost kissed him hard, until Fang Xiu was gasping for breath, muffled moans slipping between his lips. Bai Shuangying split his tongue again, exploring his fragile throat like he was trying to excavate the truth.

The soft mattress rocked gently. Bai Shuangying’s fingers caressed Fang Xiu’s cheek while Fang Xiu’s arms wrapped around his neck.

Amid the sounds of kisses, the little dog wisely jumped off the bed, scratching its ears with its hind leg.

After a few minutes of enjoying the soft bedding and heated kisses, Fang Xiu touched his lips and laughed. “Breakfast’s served. Remember to leave a five-star review.”

Bai Shuangying: “…”

His voice floated: “Again. I was thinking too much and forgot to eat.”

Fang Xiu: “?”

In the end, he showered early, grumpily, while facing the wall the entire time. And the bathroom partitions were made of glass! Glass! Absolutely inhumane.

Fang Xiu executed the next steps with practiced ease: inventorying loot and mock distribution took only five minutes.

Jiang Xun’s pen was great. It was able to write runes, forming talismans, from thin air, perfect for those versed in metaphysics.

Fang Xiu had other tools, but according to Bai Shuangying, none were “high-tier”. He dripped blood onto each one, preparing to charge them like meal cards when the time came.

Before parting, Lu Yang gifted him a dead person’s wisdom tooth. After two months of training, the former rookie could now face spirits with composure. His corpse control skills had significantly improved.

Lu Yang said the tooth held a strong “human scent”. If Fang Xiu used it in an illusion, he could fool both humans and evil spirits.

Honestly, it was more useful than Jiang Xun’s pen. Fang Xiu happily accepted it.

Then…

“The Fierce Wind E has been resolved. The resolver is granted additional reward—”

“The E was resolved by Fang Xiu—rewards shall be plentiful—”

Though creased all over, Dian’er looked quite lively. Apparently, the “Ghost Immortal achievement” had offset its two-month absence, and Ghost Immortal A’Shou hadn’t punished it harshly.

Fang Xiu perked up, listening eagerly.

“The Fierce Wind E was successfully refined, and the new Ghost Immortal is officially recorded. An additional reward is granted!”

Fang Xiu: “Does that mean I get to pick two anomaly skills again?”

“Ah, no.” The paper figure rubbed its hands with a flattering smile. “You see, this round’s anomalies aren’t of great quality. Choosing more would be a waste. This time, if you pick a skill, the Underworld will double its power instead of weakening it.”

“Take your time. There’s no rush at all.”

Fang Xiu looked around.

This time, Blondie was gone, and Mei Lan had moved to his table. The other table sat empty giving off a somewhat lonely vibe.

Mei Lan maintained her usual calm elegance. After two months together, she occasionally smiled and joined conversations with Cheng Songyun and Guan He.

Her killing of Blondie felt like a dream. Since that day, she’d shown no further signs of abnormal behavior.

Right now, she focused intently on her bowl of meat porridge, seemingly uninterested in the rewards.

As Fang Xiu expected, the paper figure said nothing about them dragging the ritual out for two months. The Underworld clearly had no intention of pursuing it.

More interestingly, it also made no mention of Mei Lan and Jiang Xun being black Taoists. Apparently, the Underworld didn’t mind their presence in the ritual at all.

Most black Taoists weren’t exactly model citizens. Having blood on their hands wasn’t uncommon… But based on these rituals, wasn’t the frequency of encountering dark priests a little too high?

Fang Xiu withdrew his gaze thoughtfully.

The paper figure still stared at him, full of confidence like it had prepared 108 plans for him to choose from.

Fang Xiu tilted his head slightly and calmly said the answer he’d long prepared. “I want the dog.”

The little black dog heard the word “dog” and launched over like a cannonball, circling Fang Xiu’s ankles.

Dian’er: “Huh?”

Dian’er: “Wait, wait. Mr. Fang—um—the little dog, cough, the Lord Dog is now a Ghost Immortal. It can’t be selected as an anomaly…”

Fang Xiu smiled. “I’m choosing the ‘Wind at My Side’ anomaly, not the Ghost Immortal itself.”

Dian’er: “……”

Is there even a difference?! You just want a Ghost Immortal to stick with you!

…But technically, the dog did generate wind, and “wind rising from nothing” was a valid anomaly. Fang Xiu’s choice was within Underworld rules.

Damn it.

Dian’er clutched its wrinkled head, wishing it could crawl into the incense burner, light a stick of incense, and escape from this damn job on the spot.

After a long pause, it lifted its bloodshot eyes. “‘Summon The Breeze’. You may summon this… this Ghost Immortal. There is no time limit.”

“During rituals, it won’t be affected by taboos. However, it’s forbidden from attacking other humans or evil spirits. Also, you may not force it to do anything against its will.”

“Okay,” Fang Xiu agreed instantly.

The paper figure scratched its face. Its weird eyes were full of numb resignation.

“The Fierce Wind E is aligned with wind… Yes, yes… These skills may only be used before the ritual is fully complete…”

The trigram symbol Xun branded itself onto Fang Xiu’s skin, quickly sinking and vanishing.

The little dog seemed to sense something. It stood up happily, pawing excitedly at Fang Xiu’s knee. Fang Xiu gently patted its head, and it licked his hand with joy.

Fang Xiu was extremely satisfied.

This was a Ghost-Immortal-level danger sensor—not to mention, just having a warm, fuzzy little creature around was a comfort all its own.

Then…

“One more thing.”

Just as Fang Xiu was about to enjoy breakfast, the paper figure spoke again.

“Regarding the next ritual, we need to give a notice.”

It glanced warily at Fang Xiu. “Mr. Fang has resolved four E’s and gained the title ‘Disaster Resolver Candidate’. Your next ritual will be a designated ritual by the Underworld.”

“All team leaders in that ritual… will be Disaster Resolvers.”


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 81: Shrine of All E’s

Top floor of the Disaster Relief Tower.

A’Shou sat at a low table. Beneath the blood-stained veil, her sharp gaze was fixed straight ahead…

Just now, the paper figure had opened the incense-burner’s smoke door and invited the newly ascended Ghost Immortal to the top of the tower. The Ghost Immortal had brought along a humanoid pendant, Fang Xiu.

When they first returned, the little black dog flatly refused to go anywhere alone. Dian’er tried to tempt it with a pile of heavenly treasures, but if the paper figure so much as stepped within arm’s reach, the dog would wrinkle its nose, bare its teeth, and growl low in its throat.

Dumb as it might appear, this fluffy ghost immortal had genuinely achieved ghost immortal rank, and ghost officials dared not provoke it casually. Dian’er swallowed back its indignation and ended up inviting Fang Xiu along too.

“Long time no see, Boss Lady.” Fang Xiu was in great spirits, a broad smile plastered on his face.

The seductive ghost stood beside him, features half-shadowed, only the vivid blood-red mole on his left cheek visible. He stood quietly, a lingering scent of soul essence still clinging to him.

A’Shou furrowed her brows and secretly examined Fang Xiu. Thankfully, the seductive ghost had shown restraint. He had only consumed essence energy, not damaged the soul’s foundation.

With that confirmed, she let it pass without comment.

A’Shou got straight to the point. “It’s been a while, and yet you’ve done something remarkable again. I’ve never seen anyone resolve an E like this, nor seen a Ghost Immortal like this one.”

The little dog stood in front of Fang Xiu, its round eyes curiously sizing up A’Shou. It hesitated, then turned to bark twice at Fang Xiu.

A’Shou’s motion paused. The paper figure’s expression twisted, nervously glancing at her.

After a moment, A’Shou sighed. “Follow the rules. If it needs translating, translate it.”

The paper figure cleared its throat and shakily relayed, “Fang Xiu, the Black Dog Immortal says that Lady A’Shou feels very similar to it. It has never met such a strange dog.”

Fang Xiu rapped the dog on the head. “She’s a person.”

“Woof, woof-woof!” The dog wagged its tail.

Dian’er: “It says it knows now and asks when you’re going home with it.”

“That tall human will tell you,” Fang Xiu said, guiding the dog, “I’ll be with you here. You can ask her directly.”

“Woof!” The little dog stepped forward and sat upright before A’Shou.

A’Shou gave Fang Xiu an approving glance, then spoke seriously to the dog. “You’ve ascended. You’re free to move around now. You no longer need to guard that courtyard.”

The dog whined and its tail drooped.

A’Shou was silent for a moment. “How about this? I’ll send ghost officials to check the courtyard every day. If your master returns, Fang Xiu will accompany you back immediately.”

The little dog licked its nose. “Woof.”

“Yes, this walk is a little long,” A’Shou said softly. “You can stay in the Tower for now. They’ll all play with you. When you’re tired, we’ll take you home.”

“Woof!” Its eyes sparkled.

Fang Xiu remained silent.

A’Shou hadn’t lied, but they all knew, the dog’s master wouldn’t be returning, and ghost immortals never got tired. The dog didn’t yet understand the passage of time. To it, this would be a long, long afternoon.

Still, at least it looked truly happy.

Then A’Shou changed the subject. “We promise to watch over the courtyard, let you roam freely, but in return, you need to sign a simple contract… Until you return home, the E you carry will be held in the Underworld’s care.”

The little dog tilted its head in confusion. There were too many words it didn’t understand.

After thinking deeply, it tugged on Fang Xiu’s pant leg and gave a low, serious woof. This time no translation was needed. Fang Xiu understood: the dog wanted him to negotiate.

Fang Xiu couldn’t help laughing. He hadn’t expected to visit the Underworld and end up acting as a dog’s legal advisor.

A’Shou was decisive too. With a wave of her red brush, a ghost contract flew into Fang Xiu’s hands.

He read it line by line, and was surprised to find that the contract was actually quite decent.

According to its terms, the Underworld would provide the new Ghost Immortal with all necessary resources, including but not limited to: abundant yin energy, divine elixirs, and basic cultivation techniques.

If the Ghost Immortal encountered trouble or conflict, it could seek help from the Underworld, so long as it didn’t cause chaos in the realms of the living or the dead, it would be left free and unbothered.

And all it had to do in return was entrust its E to the Underworld.

Bai Shuangying had told him before: after an E is refined, it becomes a Ghost Immortal’s second heart.

It can be separated but never destroyed. If it is, the Ghost Immortal falls from immortality and reverts to an evil spirit again. Rogue Ghost Immortals usually hide their E’s deep in their own lairs, guarding them carefully.

…But no lair is safer than the official Underworld.

Was this the same contract the Underworld had prepared for Li Shuo?

Fang Xiu read carefully and couldn’t find any tricks or loopholes.

“No problem. It depends on if you’re willing,” Fang Xiu said to the dog. “If not, they won’t force you. They’ll just send you back to the courtyard right away.”

“Woof?”

“…Yeah, but if that happens, I probably won’t be able to play with you anymore.” Fang Xiu looked down.

That would be a final goodbye, he thought. Too bad the dog didn’t understand what that meant.

The little dog froze, thought long and hard, then barked twice at A’Shou with surprising gravity.

Its red collar slid off and fell to the ground with a clink. The dog picked it up and waddled over to A’Shou, placing it in front of the low table.

Dian’er bowed and reverently offered red sealing ink. The dog stomped awkwardly twice, leaving two crooked pawprints on the ghost contract.

The paper figure barely held back a grin, placing the contract and the Fierce Wind E onto a redwood tray, lifting it high with both hands.

A’Shou took the contract and finally stood, clearly relieved. “Good. Please wait here a moment while we secure the E. When I return, we’ll discuss your reward.”

Bai Shuangying stirred slightly, the shine on his long hair shimmering faintly.

Fang Xiu immediately asked, “Can we come with you?”

Fearing rejection, he added quickly, “Like how big banks in the mortal world advertise their security, we just want to see what you mean by ‘proper safekeeping’.”

A’Shou said nothing, seemingly thinking it over.

Fang Xiu pressed on, “You see, my ghost is a civil servant in the Underworld, and I know nothing about metaphysics. Even if I saw something, I wouldn’t understand it.”

“Boss Lady, you know I can’t always be there for the little guy. Let me take a look now. It’ll give me peace of mind.”

His voice grew softer and softer, gentler than a wild rabbit in the forest.

The little dog, half-comprehending, barked eagerly in support.

“…Fine, fine. It’s fate, after all. Since you were the one who led it to enlightenment, come with me,” A’Shou said, shaking her head and gesturing forward.

Fang Xiu followed quickly, the little black dog bounding after them. Bai Shuangying’s steps also lightened significantly.

From an angle A’Shou couldn’t see, Fang Xiu gently squeezed Bai Shuangying’s sleeve. Bai Shuangying, face expressionless, reversed his hand and firmly held Fang Xiu’s fingers.

The paper figure lit the incense gate, and they all arrived on the “second floor”.

At the moment, there were no illusions on the second floor. The Hall of Disaster Resolution directly faced the Shrine of All E’s, its two grand doors standing in silent opposition. Red lanterns swayed without wind, casting soft red light across the walls.

The paper doll bowed with the tray and retreated beside the great door. A’Shou strode forward and stopped in front of a bronze lock wrapped in chains.

It must be here, Fang Xiu thought.

The sign boldly read “Shrine of All E’s”, a name that was incredibly blunt. Beside him, Bai Shuangying slightly lifted his face, pale eyes fixed on A’Shou’s back.

A’Shou drew a soft sword from her waist and cut her wrist. The wound didn’t bleed but instead wisp of crimson smoke billowed out.

As she recited an obscure incantation, the smoke threaded itself around each chain, slithering across. Once every chain was covered, she gave a low shout and knocked the bronze lock eight times with the sword.

Though her movements were small, the knocking rang thunderously in their ears.

The vibrations rattled Fang Xiu’s organs and itched his bones that he nearly squatted to the ground. In the next moment, a cooling sensation flowed from Bai Shuangying’s fingers into him, dispelling the discomfort instantly.

As Fang Xiu caught his breath, the chains clattered to the ground.

They fell like living serpents, coiling up, gleaming faintly with blood-smoke light. One end even raised like a snake’s head, swaying warily.

The shrine doors opened silently. A brilliant light poured out, making Fang Xiu dizzy.

“Stay close and follow me,” A’Shou said hoarsely, stepping through first.

The moment he entered, Fang Xiu instinctively held his breath.

He had imagined a grand shrine, maybe a vast courtyard, but he hadn’t expected this. The Temple of All E’s was… strange.

They had stepped into something like an enormous elevator shaft.

It was about nine square meters wide, stretching infinitely up and down. Its walls were covered in ornate carvings and glowed with golden lights, brilliant and blazing.

Directly ahead stood a porcelain statue that was faceless, with smooth, featureless robes.

Unlike the deities of the Weishan Shrine, this statue looked like a mass-produced folk figurine enlarged many times, completely out of place in such a refined space.

Strangest of all, the walls resembled a computer-generated model. Countless identical statues were repeated in layers, filling the infinite space.

If not for their consistent orientation, Fang Xiu might’ve thought he’d wandered into a hall of mirrors.

Against the gorgeous murals, the white porcelain figures stood out starkly, like the exposed spine of some great beast.

Fang Xiu shifted his feet and realized, only then, that he was suspended in midair. The little dog still trembled at the threshold, too scared to follow.

A’Shou stood before the statue.

Tall as she was, she looked small next to the nearly three-meter-high idol. She wrapped the ghost contract in white silk and placed it in a white jade altar before the statue, weighing it down with a golden seal beast the size of a walnut.

As the beast settled, a ring of smoke rose from the altar, and beyond it, a shadowed void. A’Shou lifted the red collar and placed it within the ring.

Before everyone’s eyes, the collar drifted downward. There was a soft thud from inside the statue, and the smoke vanished.

Fang Xiu: “…”

He looked again at the countless statues, his expression shifting.

So that was it. These statues stored “E’s”. This place was the Underworld’s version of a safe wall. All of A’Shou’s ceremony was equivalent to iris scan, fingerprint match, and voiceprint verification.

With that in mind, the scene no longer seemed eerie. Fang Xiu began peering around, trying to find the Underworld’s version of security cameras.

A’Shou, observing quietly: “…”

She finally said, “As long as the Disaster Relief Tower stands, the Shrine of All E’s remains intact. Do you feel reassured now?”

Fang Xiu nodded. “With so many E’s stored here, do they have any special purpose?”

The Underworld nurtured Ghost Immortals and gave them benefits, all just to collect their E’s. He didn’t believe they were just doing it for charity, just like he didn’t trust human bankers in the living world.

A’Shou: “Of course. They’re for…”

She abruptly trailed off.

After a pause, she awkwardly added, “As long as the Tower doesn’t fall, the shrine won’t be destroyed… As long as the shrine doesn’t get destroyed, the Tower won’t fall… Anyway, they’re very important.”

That was as good as saying nothing. Fang Xiu was left baffled.

Oh well. The dog’s E was safe. Bai Shuangying’s curiosity was satisfied. His mission here was complete. Just the reward remained.

Then again, the greatest reward of this ritual had already been granted.

With his burdens gone, Fang Xiu could kiss his ghost freely. The ritual had been bloody and suffocating, yet he felt happier and more at ease each day. What a strange world.

Thinking this, Fang Xiu couldn’t help glancing at Bai Shuangying.

…Huh?

His ghost’s face had no expression, and no features at all.

Bai Shuangying still held Fang Xiu’s hand, tighter and tighter, until it hurt.

In the silence, Fang Xiu heard the faint sound of chains clinking.

…A few minutes earlier, Bai Shuangying had seen something slightly different from Fang Xiu.

As the red collar, the Fierce Wind E, dropped into the statue, the smoke dispersed. In the next moment, karmic ripples surged from the Fierce Wind E, coalescing into a chain. It slowly emerged from the statue’s chest, piercing the void.

Bai Shuangying could feel it. The damned chain extended across space, slowly coiling around his body. Like thread woven into cloth, it became one of countless karmic chains woven into his seal.

Ever since his sealing, he had never touched the outside world. He knew the spell was vast and complex but had never seen its structure, and thus couldn’t analyze it.

Now, at last, he saw a part of it.

His countless chains had originated here. Each one drew on an E from this place. The Shrine of All E’s forcibly assembled these curses, turning the entire Tower into the “E’s of all E’s.”

No wonder it could suppress him. This place violated the natural order. No such E should exist under Heaven’s law.

The truth was more complicated and harder to resolve than he’d imagined.

…To seal him, the realms of yin and yang had truly gone all-out.

Bai Shuangying unconsciously clenched his fingers. Long-buried hatred surged up again. He absolutely had to…

“Boss Lady, thank you for showing me this. It really is magnificent,” Fang Xiu said cheerfully. “But I’m a little tired. Can I rest first? We can talk about rewards tomorrow?”

“Of course.” A’Shou agreed readily and signaled to the paper figure.

……

“Are you okay? That place didn’t mess with you, did it?”

As soon as they returned, Fang Xiu anxiously checked on Bai Shuangying.

The paper figure had once muttered that Ghost Immortals naturally suppressed lesser spirits. Even it, a ghost official, found it hard to bear. And the refined E, being a Ghost Immortal’s “second heart”, had similar power.

That place was full of E’s. Bai Shuangying might have been affected.

“…I’m fine,” Bai Shuangying managed after a long pause.

He expertly climbed into bed, sat against the wall, and restored his features one by one, still visibly annoyed.

Those things hadn’t hurt him. They’d pissed him off.

Fang Xiu watched him for a moment, then sighed in relief. “As long as you’re okay.”

He flopped down beside him. The little dog jumped up too, happily sniffing between them.

Bai Shuangying felt something was off, like he’d forgotten something important. He pulled his thoughts away from anger and focused.

…The God of Weishan, the little black dog. He’d enlightened them both, showing unusual strength for a rogue spirit.

…He’d shown no fear or reverence toward Ghost Immortals like A’Shou or the little dog, unlike normal evil spirit.

…Even inside that eerie shrine, he hadn’t cowered like Dian’er.

Fang Xiu had seen it all. His perception wasn’t distorted. His human was sharp—too sharp not to notice.

Bai Shuangying looked down and met Fang Xiu’s gentle gaze.

After a few seconds of thought, he asked directly…

“Don’t you have anything you want to ask me, about today?”


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Help Ch80

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 80: Feeding Agreement

Bai Shuangying was taken aback by the kiss.

He had imagined many possible reactions, but not this. Fang Xiu had clearly said he’d wait until he “liked him a little” before kissing him… He’d been tricked by his human again!

Fang Xiu’s kiss was messy and unruly. They looked like two wild animals nuzzling each other’s mouths. But this time, Fang Xiu’s living soul released a thick wave of essence, far more emotional than before.

That essence flooded into Bai Shuangying’s mouth, gliding along his tongue. Bai Shuangying supported the back of Fang Xiu’s head and gently tasted it.

…The moment the essence entered, it shattered all coherent thought.

It was like a human who’d only gnawed on raw vegetables suddenly tasting honey and hot food for the first time. The flavor was so exquisite that, for a moment, his endless hunger seemed to vanish.

This is mine, Bai Shuangying thought dizzily. All of this is mine.

Only by mustering all his rationality did Bai Shuangying stop himself from devouring the living soul. Instead, he hugged Fang Xiu tighter and greedily savored the essence. His white robe automatically wrapped around Fang Xiu, as if trying to absorb him completely.

Fang Xiu let go of Bai Shuangying’s robe and cupped his face with both hands. His fingers slid into that cool, silky black hair, and amid the wind and snow came the intimate sounds of kissing.

Neither of them wanted to stop.

Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud.

From several meters away, faint knocking sounded at the courtyard gate. The little black dog twitched its nose and ears, confusedly looking toward the entrance.

Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud.

Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud.

The knocking continued rhythmically that it was nearly drowned out by the wind. Dian’er also looked toward the gate. There was no sign of life, whether living or dead.

Strange. Was it the wind?

But never mind that. The suddenly appeared Ghost Immortal was even weirder!

Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud.

Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud. Thud-thud-thud.

Bai Shuangying involuntarily turned his head toward the gate, but before he could investigate, Fang Xiu yanked him back and kissed him again.

That delicious essence was like a venomous drug, drowning his senses once more. Bai Shuangying withdrew his gaze and sank back into indulgence.

The knocking faded away, but the kiss continued.

At first, the little dog still wagged its tail at their feet. But seeing that the two weren’t separating, it lay down in the snow and let out a huge yawn.

Dian’er: “…”

Well, a seductive ghost is a seductive ghost. This is normal.

The paper figure had somehow earned credit for cultivating a ghost immortal and felt immensely satisfied. Maybe Lady A’Shou would overlook its dereliction. And with future flattery toward Fang Xiu, how could it disturb such a moment?

Half an incense stick of time passed.

Fang Xiu’s cheeks and ears were flushed bright red, his neck following suit. In the cold wind, steam rose from his entire body.

Even panting and with swollen lips, he kissed the seductive ghost again and again.

At their feet, the little dog was happily rolling around in the snow.

It was delighting in its newly acquired intelligence. It had learned to reveal its true form and had even generated its own body heat.

Dian’er: “…………”

Nope… This can’t continue. The atmosphere was getting dangerous… If no one stepped in, the two might end up “frolicking” in the snow for real!

Fang Xiu was a fine young man. How could he be so defenseless against temptation?

It gave two deliberately light coughs.

Fang Xiu pretended not to hear. Gasping for breath, he clutched Bai Shuangying’s hair, still locked in a passionate kiss like a boy experiencing his first taste of desire.

He even adjusted their position, turning Bai Shuangying’s head so the back faced Dian’er. From the paper figure’s perspective, all it could see was Fang Xiu’s arms wrapped around Bai Shuangying.

Dian’er: “………………”

The paper figure activated “Protection from All Evil”, coating Fang Xiu in a faint golden glow. The little black dog perked up, sniffing curiously at the golden light.

“Dispersing calamity, dispelling the E. The ritual is complete. I shall now escort you all back to the Tower—!”

It raised its voice to a volume audible to everyone.

At the familiar yet distant announcement, the TV in the main room went quiet, replaced by voices and footsteps.

Only then did Fang Xiu release Bai Shuangying.

He wiped his lips dazedly, his eyes still clouded with euphoric intoxication. Bai Shuangying, meanwhile, stood frozen in the snow like a sculpture, clearly savoring something.

“Xiao Fang, what’s going on?”

Cheng Songyun opened the window and poked her head into the snowy wind. “Hey, how’d the dog get out?”

After two months, everyone knew the E’s true form, and thus the existence of the invisible dog. They had grown used to its presence, just like they had with Dian’er.

She pretended not to notice Fang Xiu’s overly rosy face.

“…I’m not sure either. Better ask Dian’er.” Fang Xiu played dumb with conviction.

“This dog has successfully ascended. It is now a Ghost Immortal.” Dian’er explained dryly. “It had enough power, just lacked the intelligence. Perhaps it encountered a fortuitous opportunity.”

As for what that opportunity was… It didn’t see!

When it came out, it saw Fang Xiu and his ghost making out like there was no tomorrow. Who knew what kind of stimulation the dog had received?

Generally, for animals to gain that kind of intelligence, there are only two paths: either being chosen and enlightened by a god or absorbing the essence of the sun and moon over time.

This dog had done neither. The paper figure had no idea how to explain it.

Fang Xiu looked up at the swirling snow and thoughtfully said, “So it had an epiphany.”

Dian’er: “?”

“It died on a snowy day like this. Maybe the scene stirred its soul,” Fang Xiu said earnestly, full of nonsense.

As he spoke, the dog was chasing its own tail. It wasn’t exactly the picture of sentient intelligence. It ran too fast, couldn’t brake, and face-planted in the snow.

Dian’er frowned deeply.

What kind of epiphany could that idiot dog have had? Believing a dog had an epiphany made less sense than believing Dian’er was King Yama himself. Yet it did emanate a unique pressure only Ghost Immortals had, and the paper figure couldn’t figure it out.

Bai Shuangying finally came back to his senses. He licked his lips and cast a quiet glance at Dian’er.

Dian’er was still watching the little dog when a subtle twist flashed across its thoughts.

Still, it couldn’t believe… No, wait… this dog is special. There was no precedent. Maybe it really had been affected by the E, absorbing enough spiritual energy from heaven and earth to awaken. It was totally plausible it had an epiphany…

Yes, that must be it.

“It must have had an epiphany.” The paper figure muttered, “The spirit has successfully ascended. The ritual is complete.”

Then it fell silent for a while before pulling out its familiar creepy laugh.

“Ritual—complete—!” Dian’er declared loudly.

……

Disaster Relief Tower, Fang Xiu’s room.

Fang Xiu sat curled in the corner of his room, blankly rubbing the dog.

After a long ritual, he made three shocking discoveries:

First, the Disaster Relief Tower was somehow warmer than the courtyard in the human world.

Second, the little black dog clung to him and Bai Shuangying like glue. It even bit his pant leg to follow them through the teleportation. Dian’er tried to invite it “upstairs to talk”, but it absolutely refused to budge.

In the end, Dian’er could only sigh and vanish, saying it would report in first.

Third, he had no idea how to face Bai Shuangying now.

The moment he realized he didn’t need to kill the little black dog, Fang Xiu’s heart clenched, and then exploded into fireworks.

This outcome had never even occurred to him. It was too good, so good he doubted reality… Could he really be this happy?

His brain crashed, and he leaned forward. When he realized what he’d done, he found himself kissing Bai Shuangying.

His whole body was burning; his prized rationality had burnt to ashes. All he knew was the taste of those soft lips, letting that ghostly tongue slip deeper into him, wanting it to go even deeper.

This was a problem.

He had no intention of changing his life plans—but he really, really wanted to kiss his ghost.

He didn’t want to use Bai Shuangying to fulfill a romantic fantasy—but he really, really wanted to kiss his ghost.

He knew evil spirits didn’t have human hearts, knew they had no future—but he really, really wanted to kiss his ghost.

Now he had to think of a solution to this new, unprecedented problem. Hugging the soft little dog, Fang Xiu gave it his best to think.

Bai Shuangying sat down across from him, long hair pooling on the floor. Fang Xiu glanced at him, then quickly looked away.

“Feed me once a day.” Bai Shuangying pressed a cold fingertip to Fang Xiu’s lips.

Fang Xiu: “?”

Bai Shuangying looked completely serious. “You taste too good. Nothing else will satisfy me.”

Caught off guard, Fang Xiu almost agreed on reflex. He stopped himself just in time. “We don’t have much time together. I don’t want to use you as an indulgence…”

“I don’t understand,” Bai Shuangying said, puzzled. “What’s the difference?”

“Huh?”

“Whether we spend eight months together, or eighty years, it’s the same to me,” Bai Shuangying said thoughtfully. “For mortals, life is but a blink. Why get caught up in trivial details?”

Fang Xiu opened his mouth but said nothing.

“Even if I truly understood the human heart, it wouldn’t change anything.”

Bai Shuangying continued, “Just like you once cherished your grandmother, but ‘the time spent was too short’. In the end, it’s just a bit of memory.”

Then, as if sensing something, Bai Shuangying leaned closer, tilting his head. His long hair slid down Fang Xiu’s shoulder.

“I’m willing to remember you,” he whispered in Fang Xiu’s ear.

Fang Xiu took a deep breath and suddenly buried his face in his arms, curling into a ball. Bai Shuangying and the little dog exchanged a glance, both equally confused.

Bai Shuangying poked Fang Xiu’s arm. “?”

“I’m fine. Just… too happy,” Fang Xiu mumbled. “I’ll feed you properly.”

After a pause, he added even more quietly, “…I’m going to love you to my heart’s content.”

That’s not a bad thing at all, Bai Shuangying thought.

For the past two months, with Fang Xiu at his side, he’d barely had time to think about “how to destroy the world”. All he thought about was understanding this human, and breaking his seal.

No wait, it used to be “understanding this human, in order to break his seal”.

There… seemed to be a slight difference…

Just as Bai Shuangying was about to say something, a knock came at the door.

From beyond the door, Dian’er’s said respectfully, “Mr. Fang, Lady A’Shou requests your presence…”


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Help Ch79

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 79: Birthday Present

Bai Shuangying’s karmic pollution was flawless. No one else noticed any changes in the courtyard. Day after day, they mistook persimmons for jujubes.

Every time Fang Xiu woke up in “Grandma’s house”, he would space out for a few minutes.

Lately, he had found the “正*” character he carved into the old table as a child, and even the plastic figurines hidden at the bottom of the bookshelf. It wasn’t just these little trinkets; the unique smell of the old house had also been perfectly replicated.

*Clarity: Depending on usage, the character can mean positive, upright, correct. However, in this case, it’s most likely used as a way to keep count (tallying).

This place wasn’t the human world, and yet Fang Xiu felt even more relaxed than when he was alive. The room was tidy, just like how Grandma used to keep it. Standing here felt like returning to a time before everything began.

Grandpa and Grandma had gone grocery shopping, and his parents were off running errands in town. Everyone was still alive. The past was just a nightmare, and they could return at any moment.

Fang Xiu was good at deceiving others, and even better at fooling himself. It was just a small fantasy to suit the mood, so why shouldn’t he indulge?

As dusk fell, Fang Xiu ran out into the courtyard to watch the sunset.

The little black dog, thrilled to finally have playmates, stuck to Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying every day. Recently, it had developed a new game: running in a figure-eight between the two of them until it was dizzy.

If the two stood close together, the dog would take them as the center point and spiral out and back again, over and over, endlessly entertained.

Like right now, they were openly standing close together.

They were hiding, waiting beside a net trap baited with fruits and vegetables for a wild rabbit to walk right in.

Fang Xiu had made the net trap himself, having watched his grandpa do it as a child. Bai Shuangying suggested using magic to catch the rabbit faster, but his proposal was ruthlessly denied by Fang Xiu.

“The fun of trapping isn’t about the catch,” Fang Xiu said solemnly.

Bai Shuangying didn’t quite understand. Half-embracing the warm Fang Xiu, the two sat among the fallen autumn leaves. After more than ten minutes, the net was still dead silent.

…He really couldn’t see what was so interesting about an empty net.

Bored stiff, Bai Shuangying absentmindedly fiddled with his human, occasionally casting binding spells on the net. After the time of an incense stick, the net was layered thick with spells, enough to earn the name “Ghostbane”, but still no rabbits came.

Bai Shuangying was faintly annoyed. Fang Xiu kept tricking him, and now Fang Xiu was being outwitted by a rabbit. Didn’t that place him below a rabbit? That was unacceptable.

He glanced sideways at Fang Xiu and stealthily cast a confusion spell. Fang Xiu clamped his mouth shut, clearly stifling his laughter.

The red sunset faded to blue-violet, and they hadn’t even caught a single rabbit hair. Fang Xiu stretched his numb limbs and squeezed Bai Shuangying’s hand. “Let’s go back and eat dinner.”

He patted the little dog carrying the remains of a spirit and looked unusually content.

Bai Shuangying didn’t budge, like he’d grown roots under his robe. He glared at the empty net like it was a lifelong enemy.

Fang Xiu: “…”

Fang Xiu coughed and said seriously, “Xiao Guan and the others have been catching rabbits lately. Maybe they’re all gone.”

Bai Shuangying frowned. “No, I can feel them.”

Just some wild rabbits; they were running in the distance, well within his range of sight.

“Maybe it’s just that they’re not hungry. It’s autumn. They have plenty to eat,” Fang Xiu tried to console him.

Bai Shuangying remained silent.

Fang Xiu: “The first time I set a trap with Grandpa, I didn’t catch anything either.”

Still no response.

Fang Xiu had a sudden inspiration. “If you really can’t let it go, just use your magic and grab one.”

“Mm.” Bai Shuangying responded immediately. He waved the Peach Bone Evil, and a cold wind rose from the ground.

Fang Xiu was speechless.

Really? He was using Peach Bone Evil over a rabbit? As Bai Shuangying began to emit a chilling aura toward the net, Fang Xiu could only think, ‘Well… it was kind of adorable.’

With the Peach Bone Evil enhancing him, Bai Shuangying’s spell worked almost instantly. A shadow darted in and was immediately snared by the enhanced net.

Fang Xiu leaned over to look and cautiously asked, “Did you use karmic pollution on me?”

Bai Shuangying: “No.”

“Because this rabbit looks exactly like Dian’er,” Fang Xiu said slowly.

Bai Shuangying: “…It does.”

“My grandfather works for the underworld!” the paper figure shouted, tightly tangled in the net. “How dare you—cough cough cough!”

Seeing that it was Bai Shuangying and Fang Xiu, the threatening tone instantly turned into coughing. It blinked innocently inside the net and greeted them eagerly. “Oh my, Mr. Fang! You’re all right!”

Fang Xiu hesitated. “Are you alright?”

Sensing a stranger, the little black dog dashed in front of Fang Xiu and bared its teeth at Dian’er.

“I’m fine, I’m fine. This net is quite sturdy,” Dian’er said, still testing whether Fang Xiu was genuinely concerned or just mocking it. “Well-packed with spells, huh?” it added, trying to play along.

No kidding. Bai Shuangying had spent the entire evening layering them on.

Fang Xiu stayed put. “The ritual’s not over yet. Did the Underworld send a notice?”

“The ritual’s overdue, so I came for an inspection. Heh heh, I’m just worried something might’ve happened to you.” The paper figure huddled in the net.

Fang Xiu gave him a long once-over and suddenly understood. “Ah, so you interfered again.”

“!!!” Caught in one second, the red paint on the doll’s cheeks faded to white.

Its pre-planned “official inspector” story went up in smoke before a word was spoken.

Fang Xiu turned to Bai Shuangying. “Wow, it really is interfering. I was just fishing for a reaction. It’s even easier to fool than you.”

He just found Dian’er’s entrance a bit too sleazy, since it usually descended from the sky.

Dian’er and Bai Shuangying: “…”

Dian’er said mournfully, “Boss, I really care about you! You were still breathing, but it’s been so long, and the E wasn’t resolved… I was scared it’d turn into another Huanxi E!”

Fang Xiu: “Oh. I’m fine. You can go.”

Dian’er: “…No!”

Going back now would make it look like a fool. If Fang Xiu mentioned it to Lady A’Shou, it’d be finished.

Anyway, the team it was watching wasn’t going anywhere. It might as well stick around and earn some favor.

Fang Xiu clicked his tongue loudly. “We’re not feeding you. Suit yourself.”

Dian’er puffed up its paper chest in the net. “Of course, you don’t have to worry about me.”

With an official here, could the E resolution really be far off?

……

And so, the paper figure eventually escaped the net and moved into the empty side room. It took out its notebook and began confidently recording:

Day 1.

Fang Xiu has stabilized the black dog spirit and gets along well with it.

Clearly, he wants to use the Fierce Wind E site to let his companions rest. During downtime, the sacrifices even practice dealing with spirits. How wonderful!

Day 2.

Fang Xiu is overly affectionate with the black dog, and inseparable from his seductive ghost.

While the others train, he busies himself with meaningless diversions. Maybe there’s deeper intent… I’ll observe further…

That black Taoist is rather honest, doesn’t stir much trouble.

Day 3.

Fang Xiu asked about E resolution. He does know the true nature of the Fierce Wind E!

I told him plainly: destroy the E, and the ritual ends. The black dog spirit will vanish within seven days. I said it sincerely. I hope he remembers the favor.

Still, even if he slacks off, he should know his limits. He resolved the Huanxi E. There’s no need to worry. Except… he’s spending more time with that seductive ghost than his teammates.

Sacrificial candidates like him are rare. Hopefully, he doesn’t lose himself in lust.

Day 4.

He’d better not lose himself in lust!!!

Every day they’re lovey-dovey… Do they plan to just live here?!

Day 5.

Damn it, I can’t persuade him…

Day 60.

Snow.

Wow. It’s winter now.

As the night deepened, the paper figure blankly laid on the windowsill, watching the first snow drift down.

In the courtyard, the black dog was joyfully rolling in the snow. Fang Xiu dug out an old padded coat and wrapped himself like a clumsy cocoon.

He and that ghost were practically conjoined, completely unhurried. The seductive ghost had endless patience, never once urging him.

This is bad. Are they actually planning to settle down?

One had a body that was protected by the Underworld, while the other was a seductive ghost. As long as they could endure loneliness, they could really live together here forever.

Could it ever go back to the Tower?

…Actually, it didn’t really want to go back anymore. Lady A’Shou probably already found out it deserted its post. As it thought this, the paper figure’s eyes grew wet.

Coincidentally, Bai Shuangying was thinking along the same lines.

For over two months now, he’d eaten and slept beside Fang Xiu every day. And honestly? It was pretty great… Fang Xiu always found some silly novelty to drag him into.

Life was peaceful and fun. And in Bai Shuangying’s eyes, Fang Xiu hadn’t really changed. But day after day, he realized he didn’t understand Fang Xiu any better.

As the weather turned cold, rabbits dwindled and wild greens vanished. Only conjured offerings remained on the table.

Even with fire and electricity indoors, the winter outdoors was brutal. Cheng Songyun had mild frostbite. Guan He and Lu Yang had stopped doing morning runs. After two months, their training was done.

Staying longer served no purpose. Fang Xiu surely understood that.

Lately, Fang Xiu spent more and more time with the little dog.

In autumn, they crunched leaves. In winter, they played in the snow. They both knew the day would come. Fang Xiu would have to destroy the E and let the dog go.

Fang Xiu was delaying it while Bai Shuangying was waiting for it.

Fang Xiu wasn’t versed in metaphysics. No matter how clever he was, he couldn’t solve the simple contradiction: the dog relied on the E and they had to destroy the E.

But slowly, Bai Shuangying began thinking differently. Ever since he’d gotten a taste for it, he was keen into “thinking”.

He realized he could pretty much predict what would happen next. No matter how much Fang Xiu loved the dog, his human would eventually end things and move forward.

Killing the dog would become an invisible scar; one Fang Xiu would remember, and grieve, and miss.

…Just like his grandmother.

Bai Shuangying reached out and rubbed the little dog’s belly. Oblivious to its fate, it rolled happily in the snow, snapping at snowflakes.

“Actually, in two months it’ll be my birthday,” Fang Xiu said out of nowhere.

Bai Shuangying turned to look at him.

“It just crossed my mind. I always celebrated at Grandma’s. We’d use snow to make a cake.”

Fang Xiu blew white vapor into his hands. “Don’t worry. I won’t be so selfish as to wait until then… It’s too cold.”

Looking down at them, his smile was lightly shadowed, with a tinge of sadness in his eyes.

After two months together, Bai Shuangying could already read that subtle emotion. He paused, and the black dog nudged his hand for more pets.

A stage forged by memory, a furry little prop, and his human fated to suffer.

The script was set. He just had to stand by and watch. But…

…No one ever said a prop had to be used only one way, right?

He’d seen tragedies like this before. But this time, he was part of the script, so…

Amid the snow swirling, Bai Shuangying slowly stood.

“I don’t know how to make snow cakes.” Bai Shuangying locked eyes with Fang Xiu. “But I can give you an early birthday present.”

“So formal?” Fang Xiu took it as a joke.

“If I want to give, I give,” Bai Shuangying replied casually.

Fang Xiu blinked. “Oh? What are you giving me?”

Bai Shuangying drew Peach Bone Evil, and white flowers touched white snow. Ripples spread through the space. The courtyard windows, especially the one near the paper figure, snapped shut.

At some point, the wind had stopped. Silence blanketed everything. The little dog flipped upright, shook off snow, and glanced between the two.

This little thing was trickier than the God of Weishan, but with his current power, it should be doable.

Bai Shuangying picked up the snow-dusted dog and looked it seriously in the eye.

“I permit it.”

The dog tilted its head in confusion.

The next moment, the world spun.

Air thickened like syrup, snowflakes flew upward into the clouds, and dim golden light enveloped the dog. In mere seconds, the vision faded. A single flake landed on its nose.

It sneezed, a stunned expression flickering in its round eyes.

Its head wobbled back and forth, as if trying hard to think.

“Don’t be scared,” Bai Shuangying said softly. “It’s normal when a spirit first awakens.”

The dog wagged its tail hesitantly and barked once.

It looked the same, but Fang Xiu felt something had changed.

He licked his cracked lips. “You didn’t just…”

“It’s still dumb. But at this level, it’s comparable to the lowest-tier Ghost Immortal,” Bai Shuangying said. “The Underworld wants to solve the E. If an E is refined into a ghost immortal, that also counts as ‘resolved’.”

“You don’t have to kill it. That’s my gift to you.”

He lifted the concealment and met Fang Xiu’s eyes directly.

Come on, I’ve seen your despair and pain. Let me see the other side too…

Before he could find the best viewing angle, he suddenly felt a tug at his chest. Fang Xiu had grabbed his collar and kissed him squarely.

In the heart of winter, a human’s lips were burning hot.

Fang Xiu’s movements were clumsy but resolute, like a drowning person, stealing life-saving air from him.

“Ghost Immortal energy…” Dian’er burst from the side room, then froze on the doorstep like an ice sculpture.

The little dog shook its fur, awkwardly revealing its true form and barked at Dian’er.


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Help Ch78

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 78: A Lovely Vacation

Before the kiss, in order to stay rational, Fang Xiu had built a full-scale mental defense system in his mind in advance…

Drawing from all the romance films he’d watched, he simulated various scenarios in his head. On the left he propped up: “It’s not like I haven’t chewed on his actual body before,” on the right: “Evil spirits don’t understand human emotions. Don’t get too obsessed,” and on top of his head: “Everything will come to an end.” It was just a kiss. He could absolutely suppress his feelings.

…But it was completely useless. Things went nothing like he expected.

Bai Shuangying’s tongue suddenly split and filled his mouth and throat. Fang Xiu’s eyes widened, staring at Bai Shuangying’s face that was right in front of him. He even forgot to react with discomfort.

The moment Bai Shuangying’s tongue tip grazed his throat, Fang Xiu felt like he was being scalded by the heat of an iron smelting furnace and shut his eyes against the explosion of warmth. His heartbeat lost all rhythm, thumping wildly like a rave. For a second, he worried he might be having a heart attack.

Surely the Underworld-made body was durable enough?

After two seconds, he mentally berated himself for being useless. Who the hell thinks about this during their first kiss?

…Then he couldn’t think at all anymore. His thoughts scattered like a snapped string of colorful beads, bouncing chaotically in his brain.

Fang Xiu’s body was now under spinal cord control. Instinctively, he grabbed Bai Shuangying’s sleeve, then his arm. His windpipe was blocked, and under the dual effect of oxygen deprivation and excitement, his vision turned white and hazy, as if he was drunk.

This was nice. It felt like temporarily slipping out of the world.

Fang Xiu didn’t know what other people’s first kisses were like, but for him, this one melted him on the spot for five whole minutes. He only barely got his footing when he saw his grandmother’s familiar courtyard.

“It’s recreated so well. There are places even I didn’t remember.”

His eyes swept over every corner of the courtyard, touching the wall in wonder. “So, you looked at my memories?”

Bai Shuangying: “I only looked at the karma between you and your grandmother. We didn’t kiss long enough to see more.”

Fang Xiu touched his lips. “True. Someone forgot to even absorb my essence.”

His mouth was unforgiving, but his actions showed a hint of unease, like he’d only just realized he had lips after all these years.

Such a fresh reaction. Bai Shuangying stared at him for quite a while.

Speaking of which, when facing his grandmother’s courtyard, Fang Xiu’s face only showed faint nostalgia. He didn’t display the typical human breakdown or tears. The weight of this emotion didn’t match the hatred he had for the Guishan Sect.

…It seemed he hadn’t grasped the key karmic link. Bai Shuangying felt a strange emptiness, like he’d just stepped into thin air.

“You’re very calm,” Bai Shuangying commented.

“It’s been nearly twenty years.”

Fang Xiu let out a long breath, finally removing his hand from his lips. “I really loved my grandma, but we didn’t have that much time together. Her death wasn’t enough to break me.”

“So your hatred for Guishan Sect is because of your parents?” Bai Shuangying asked bluntly.

“Not just that. It’s a long…very long story.”

Fang Xiu glanced over half-smiling, half-exasperated. He pressed a finger to his lower lip. “If you really want to know, remember to sneak a better peek next time.”

“Okay,” Bai Shuangying said seriously.

Fang Xiu shook his head and laughed again. “You really are something…”

Bai Shuangying perked up his ears, but Fang Xiu didn’t finish the sentence.

His human walked to the center of the courtyard and hugged the persimmon tree that had turned into a jujube tree. Fang Xiu closed his eyes, resting his cheek against the trunk like he was embracing a family member.

The little black dog followed at his feet, front paws on Fang Xiu’s leg, wagging its tail in innocent ignorance.

“Thank you. This place really is perfect.”

He mumbled, arms loosely wrapped around the tree. “When I was little, my arms could barely reach around it.”

Bai Shuangying slipped in a question. “How long do you plan to stay here?”

“I don’t know.”

Fang Xiu looked at Bai Shuangying, then lowered his gaze to the little black dog. “Until I figure something out. Or until I have no choice.”

Good. It seemed Bai Shuangying didn’t need to interfere further. He was satisfied.

Even if this karmic cycle yielded no results, watching how Fang Xiu handled the little black dog would give him more insight into this human.

He adjusted his posture and leaned toward Fang Xiu in a deliberately serious manner, whispering to him, “Take your time.”

Bai Shuangying’s murmur held no emotion but carried a strangely unreadable smile that sent chills down the spine.

…Then, just as he leaned closer, Fang Xiu caught him in the act.

Fang Xiu leaned affectionately against Bai Shuangying’s arm, burying his face in his hair and sleeve, rubbing insistently.

“Of course I’ll take my time,” he muttered. “To me, this is a sacred ‘Friday night’!”

Bai Shuangying: “?”

Fang Xiu: “Don’t worry, once you’ve had a job or gone to school, you’ll understand.”

Bai Shuangying: “……”

……

Lu Yang felt this sacrificial ritual was abnormal.

As soon as he woke up, he rushed to apologize to Fang Xiu. Upon hearing that all his teammates had been wiped out, he cried in despair for a long time.

But his sobbing dwindled quickly. The reason: this sacrificial ritual was just too long.

Like a schoolkid waiting in a long line for a shot, Lu Yang’s despair and fear gradually numbed.

Fang Xiu had no intention of breaking the E. He moved the remaining three teammates into the main house. The two women stayed in the west bedroom. Lu Yang and Guan He shared the east bedroom. The whole house became lively.

As for Fang Xiu, he turned the sofa into a bed and slept alone in the living room. Even for one person, that sofa was quite oversized, so two could fit comfortably.

…Maybe he just liked big beds.

Thus began Lu Yang’s new life: with water, electricity, peace, and eerie strangeness.

Fang Xiu’s teammates treated him politely, but only like casual roommates. If he asked questions, they answered. If he said nothing, they didn’t bother him.

They had no demands on him. It was literally just setting an extra pair of chopsticks.

Every morning at 5:30, Cheng Songyun got up on time to prepare breakfast for everyone.

Breakfast usually consisted of wild vegetable soup with meat and sweet pastries, paired with winter jujubes that looked just like persimmons. All in all, a well-balanced meal.

At 6:00, Guan He, who shared a room with Lu Yang, also woke up.

This kid ran laps around the courtyard every morning, rain or shine. Afterward, he’d go hunting with Mei Lan and Cheng Songyun.

Every time he returned, he’d be drenched in sweat like he’d just climbed out of water, and often had a few new scars. Sometimes he came back with rabbits, sometimes with wild ghosts, occasionally both tied together, making it quite the visual spectacle.

…Rabbits were one thing. But Guan He always hung the caught ghosts outside the window. Lu Yang had no idea where he learned that.

These evil spirits were hard to kill. The ghost heads and hands swaying outside the window would shake on their own, sometimes even let out weird screams. Lu Yang was terrified and couldn’t sleep, while Guan He slept like a log, possibly treating the ghost noises as white noise.

Thankfully, the effect was double-edged.

Ever since Guan He started making ghost jerky in the window, the ghosts stopped sticking to it. The outside became peaceful with bright moonlight and soft breezes, creating a lovely scene.

Compared to Guan He, Lu Yang felt more like the ghosts’ pitiful brother.

…The weirdest one among them was Fang Xiu.

As the team leader, Fang Xiu never went hunting or collected ingredients. His teammates indulged him, and he blatantly slacked off…

By day, he sunbathed in the courtyard. By night, he watched TV on the couch. Wherever there was a place to sit or lie down, he’d randomly appear there.

That young man in red always stretched out lazily, smiling, clearly enjoying himself.

Of course, Fang Xiu did go out. But even when he did, he always went alone, never with companions.

And so, several peaceful days passed in this ritual. Lu Yang was getting uneasy.

He could understand Jiang Xun’s logic but couldn’t figure out what this team was trying to do. No matter how outrageous Jiang Xun’s actions were, at least he was trying to break the E. But this group? Were they planning to live here forever?

Or were they raising him as part of some powerful occult ritual?

The free meals no longer tasted good, and he couldn’t sleep well. Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and volunteered to do work… while secretly spying on Fang Xiu.

That day, under a high sky and drifting clouds, Fang Xiu hummed a tune, heading alone into the woods outside the courtyard.

Lu Yang carried a body and a basket, trailing from afar.

The forest floor was covered in golden fallen leaves. A breeze stirred the branches and scattered more leaves like golden rain. Just the rustling sound was soothing to the soul.

“Fetch!” Fang Xiu picked up a stick and tossed it into the distance.

Next second, leaves swirled up. A gust of wind blew toward where the stick had landed. In a few moments, the stick bounced and floated back on its own.

Lu Yang: “???”

“Good boy, good boy.” Fang Xiu smiled warmly, petting the air.

Then he turned his face, looking toward the empty space beside him.

“Yeah, I really don’t plan to name it. I can’t be with it for life anyway.” Fang Xiu smiled at the air.

Lu Yang was stunned to find that even without seeing Fang Xiu’s eyes, that smile was incredibly beautiful.

As a straight guy, Lu Yang rarely complimented another man, unless they really exceeded all standards. But that smile just now… even top actors would struggle to imitate it.

It was too gentle, completely out of place in this bloody ritual.

The issue was…Fang Xiu wasn’t even smiling at a living person.

Lu Yang knew the team followed ghosts, but was this how one followed a ghost? Something didn’t feel right!

Nearby, Fang Xiu’s “one-sided” conversation continued.

The man burst into laughter like he’d heard something funny. “Oh come on, what do you mean ‘I’ve named you too’! You and it aren’t the same at all. I…”

He laughed twice, then his smile dimmed a little.

“I really will stay with you for life,” Fang Xiu said.

Leaves rustled without wind around him, as if something was drawing near.

“…Of course, that’s if I die in this ritual.” Fang Xiu patted the air and his smile brightened again. “It’s already the fourth ritual. How are you still this easy to fool?”

After saying that, he reached out and slid his fingers through the air.

The leaves danced again. That presence seemed to step even closer.

“As for the little dog, I haven’t found a better solution yet.” Fang Xiu shrugged. “But this place is a perfect training ground. It was low intensity but with endless evil spirits. What a rare opportunity for practice.”

“As for Lu Yang, we’ll see how far he wants to go. Cheng Jie’s already said what needs to be said. The rest, no one can teach.”

A gust of wind scattered the leaves again.

A white-robed figure appeared out of nowhere, standing between Fang Xiu and Lu Yang with his back to the latter.

Without turning around, he spoke in an impatient tone. “I didn’t ask about him. You might as well tell him yourself.”

Fang Xiu leaned against the man’s shoulder, cheek brushing against ink-like long hair. He looked toward Lu Yang hiding behind the tree, raised his hand, and waved in greeting.

Then he withdrew his hand, resting his forehead lightly on the white-robed man’s shoulder, ending the silent conversation.

The pose was intimate. Strangely, Lu Yang didn’t feel scared. He just felt awkward, like he was intruding.

He turned his gaze away, looked at the stiff corpse beside him, and fell silent. Just like the past few days, Fang Xiu made no move to “guide” him.

Funny how, near death, he had decided to follow his own thoughts. But once safe, he instinctively waited for direction again.

Tomorrow morning, he’d get up with Guan He and run laps. Maybe—maybe he could even catch a couple ghosts and hang them out to dry.

The hidden fear melted away like snow. Lu Yang’s mind relaxed. Speaking of which, Fang Xiu’s ghost with the long black hair turned out to be a woman… No, wait, the shoulders were too broad, the height was wrong, the voice too deep.

Wait, did Fang Xiu just smile that gently at a male ghost?!

That guy’s definitely something else. Lu Yang’s thoughts snapped back to full alert.

……

Far away at Disaster Relief Tower, Dian’er’s nerves were stretched taut.

It perched on the edge of an incense burner, gnawing its fingertips with loud crunches, mouth full of paper scraps.

Fang Xiu’s group had been gone for a whole week. No previous team had ever stayed away this long! Even worse, a paper figure responsible for Disaster Resolvers secretly contacted it, saying that Jiang Xun had died several days ago.

He was killed by a black Taoist priest, the one on Fang Xiu’s team. Could that priest be the one behind it all, trapping the team in the ritual?

No, that didn’t make sense. Fang Xiu wasn’t that dumb. He’d definitely notice something off with Mei Lan. And Mei Lan knew Fang Xiu’s abilities. She wouldn’t turn against him.

…So was it the Wind E’s fault?

Still no. That black dog evil spirit only used the Wind E to hide. It hadn’t disappeared. Even if Fang Xiu broke a taboo and couldn’t enter the courtyard, that dumb dog would’ve run outside by now.

As long as Fang Xiu saw through the E and lured out the black dog, there would be ways to deal with it.

…So what exactly was holding Fang Xiu back?

The paper figure Dian’er was utterly baffled.

After much deliberation, it decided to check out the ritual site ahead of time. Last time during the Mid-Autumn Festival, it broke the rules out of malice. This time, it was for a good reason. The punishment shouldn’t be too harsh, right?

It solemnly thought: It’s just collecting material for the report ahead of time.


The author has something to say:

Time to file the love report. How could you not wear sunglasses, Dian’er. 😎

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Regarding the previous chapter about Fang Xiu’s parents discovering the grandma’s cult ties. I initially wrote it too fast, then tweaked a few hundred words… Still not satisfied, might revise slightly later.

Some context below ↓

While writing, I took too much for granted. I assumed everyone already understood the environment, and ended up skipping too much _(:з」)

In the 90s, a certain cult was rampant. They had tons of followers, and their disruptions were hard to control. When I was very young, a neighbor of mine believed in that stuff. They got obsessed with “practicing” and ruined their whole family.

Back then, people knew it was bad, but were so numb to it most didn’t react strongly. Hearing someone believed in it was like hearing they had a gambling problem. The first instinct wasn’t even to call the police.

There were even public gatherings of followers in residential areas. It wasn’t something you could just “quarantine” or “persuade to convert” away.

Even today scams are hard to stop. Imagine back then, but with cults.

Police had a hard time; it took years for the country to root out the tumor. That atmosphere back then is hard to imagine now.

So many things we take for granted today are actually incredibly precious. If you’re curious, look into cult situations in Japan or Korea. It shows what happens when regulation fails.

And don’t let your guard down completely. It’s already 2024 and that cult is still causing trouble overseas. Terrifying.


Kinky Thoughts:

This is the end of this arc.

Regarding the author’s note, I am assuming, based on the timeline Nian Zhong provided, she’s most likely talking about Falun Gong. You can read more about it by going to the Wikipedia.

Funnily enough, when reading the author’s note I had a sneaking suspicion it was based on them… because of the play Shen Yun that is constantly advertised everywhere in the states. While I’m a big fan of plays and musicals, I’ve never actually seen this since I thought it was mainly just propaganda… and once I found out it was tied to a cult, it was a hard pass.


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Help Ch77

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 77: The First Lie

Bai Shuangying noticed that Fang Xiu wasn’t skinny at all as a child.

Little Fang Xiu was sturdy, with soft, round cheeks and limbs. By the time he was nine, he was already 140 cm tall, with an amazingly good complexion.

The accident happened on a day when autumn leaves fluttered outside the window.

The family car had broken down, and his parents had gone out to find a mechanic. Little Fang Xiu sat obediently in the main room at his grandma’s, eating sesame pancakes and reading a book. His grandmother chatted with two neighbors, occasionally laughing out loud.

Little Fang Xiu clutched his book but didn’t really read it. He kept his ears pricked, secretly listening to his grandma’s conversation.

After his cousin’s family and his grandfather passed away, his grandma had become withdrawn. She often sat in the courtyard, dazed, for the whole day.

She refused to move, so Fang Xiu’s father took extended leave to stay with her in their hometown for a few months. Still, her mental state didn’t improve. In fact, her memory rapidly declined. During the New Year, she kept calling Fang Xiu by his cousin’s name and even forgot to put sugar in the sesame pancakes.

It was the first time Little Fang Xiu truly felt the impact of death.

Losing a loved one was like contracting a serious illness.

He was a child, so he recovered the fastest. His parents, although deeply saddened, eventually pulled through. Only his aging grandmother was completely crushed, growing weaker by the day.

She had once been full of energy, telling ghost stories from the old generation that could go on for a whole day without repeating.

Now, she could only recount one thing, over and over: She said she shouldn’t have encouraged his cousin’s family to travel. She shouldn’t have told Grandpa when they had trouble.

Expressionless, she repeated the tale like a sutra, as if by taking on all the blame, the dead might return.

After the incident, the family visited Grandma every month.

Yet to Little Fang Xiu, it felt like seeing her just once a year, because she was deteriorating at an alarming rate. A year ago, she had been walking with ease. Now her joints were stiff, trembling with every step. Her face looked like a rubber mask, completely lifeless.

…Then, one day, she smiled brilliantly again.

Grandma solemnly told the family that she had joined the “Guishan Sect”. The brothers and sisters in the sect had enlightened her…

She had done wrong in her past life and was here now to pay the price. As long as she accumulated enough merit in this life, they could all be reunited in the next leaving a peaceful and happy life.

“The sect leader knows tons of spells. He’s a descendant of a famous ancient sage, with a whole family lineage!”

Her eyes sparkled with life. “So many people in the city believe in him. Even celebrities do!”

Now that she had “confirmed” she was a sinner, Grandma was suddenly in high spirits.

Little Fang Xiu couldn’t understand why.

His parents fought about it several times. His mother insisted on taking a hard stance, even if it meant forcing Grandma to move to the city.

His father, on the other hand, wanted a softer approach. Grandma refused to leave her hometown and had finally found a source of comfort. Her mental state had just improved. If she realized she’d been deceived, she might spiral again.

They could simply visit her more often, keeping her from getting too deep into it.

“I’ve heard a lot of people believe in that sect. It’s not like they’re all doing crazy stuff.” His father smiled stiffly. “Mom just donates some money and recites scriptures. Let’s just keep an eye on it and not upset her.”

“But it’s wrong.” Little Fang Xiu frowned.

His father looked sorrowful. “When someone’s sick, you should treat them, right Xiu Xiu? But for some elderly folks, the treatment might be more harmful than the illness.”

Mom: “Just yesterday the paper reported on the cult running illegal communities, even encouraging suicide!”

“That’s in the big cities… Mom’s in a remote place. Not many locals believe here. It’s not that serious…” His father mumbled, unclear who he was trying to convince.

And so, months passed.

Mom failed to change Grandma’s beliefs, and Dad couldn’t convince her to move. They even sought police help, but since she was elderly, the authorities could only give verbal warnings.

Back then, the Guishan Sect was expanding rapidly. Officials could barely manage urban followers, let alone rural elders.

Little Fang Xiu, still a child, thought hard but found no solution. All he could do was help his parents keep an eye on Grandma.

Her energy improved, almost alarmingly so, like an engine pushed beyond its limits. She began contacting them more often. Now that the autumn break had arrived, she immediately called the family home for a seasonal visit.

…Inside the room, Grandma was still chatting with the neighbors.

One kindly looking aunt stood and handed a booklet to Fang Xiu.

“Reading is good. Take a look at this too.” The cover featured a middle-aged man in Taoist robes with a serene and noble bearing. Text along the sides read: “Zhuang Chongyue, 58th-generation descendant of Zhuang Guiqu”, “Number One Immortal Across All Realms”.

The title in large print: “Guishan Divine Words”.

What utter nonsense. Little Fang Xiu frowned deeply and turned his head away, refusing to take it.

The woman’s smile didn’t change. “No problem. I’ll just read it to you.”

“Return, return…”

“Merit complete, all will rejoice—”

Fang Xiu covered his ears.

“Xiu Xiu, don’t be rude!” Grandma chided gently, then turned to the woman. “Don’t mind him, sister. My boy’s too young. He’s been misled by those outside lies. He’ll come around.”

He’ll come around?

Little Fang Xiu looked at her in confusion. She looked down at him and smiled, mouth stretched wide.

The woman nodded with approval. “Yes, yes, your family’s smart. They know truth when they see it. Over there, they’ll be well taken care of.”

“My son takes after me. He’ll be fine.” Grandma declared proudly. “The Master’s arrangements are all in place. They should be arriving soon… If it gets too chaotic, I’ll go help calm them.”

Taken care of? Arrangements?

Grandma’s smile was warmer than ever, but Fang Xiu felt a creeping unease.

“Grandma, are you trying to send us away?” he asked.

“Oh, what a sweet, smart child. He understands!”

The two neighbor women praised him with exaggerated grins, looking at him like some primitive monkey.

Fang Xiu ignored them. He set down his book and grabbed Grandma’s clothes. “Grandma?”

“Xiu Xiu, our family made too much money so we can’t accumulate virtue.” She gently held his hand and whispered, “I told your dad many times, donate more to the gods, donate more, but he never listens… If this goes on, we won’t be family in the next life.”

“Grandma just wants your parents to attend Master’s class and learn more. It’s just like school. It’s not a bad thing.”

The neighbors parroted like a chorus. “Yes, yes, learn more. Master Zhuang’s disciples came here. They really know magic. He’s a living immortal!”

“Schools don’t teach the real stuff anymore. It’s all lies. The world these days—tsk…”

Little Fang Xiu: “…”

His wrist was hurting from Grandma’s grip, but she didn’t seem to notice. She stared at him intensely.

“Be a good boy and keep this secret for Grandma, okay?”

“Your parents have been deceived, but they’ll realize the truth soon. Then we’ll all worship the living immortal together and be one big happy family in the next life!”

Fang Xiu’s body went stiff. He didn’t respond.

“Xiu Xiu, don’t you like Grandma?” Her grip tightened.

“Keep it secret for Grandma, okay?”

“Keep it secret for Grandma, okay?”

“Keep it secret for Grandma, okay?”

She repeated the words sweetly, but her strength grew terrifying.

His wrist felt like it might snap. The two neighbors slowly closed in.

Fang Xiu parted his lips, took a breath, and squeezed out one obedient “Okay.”

Grandma finally let go. Her wrinkled face crinkled with a blissful smile.

“This child understands. He knows right from wrong.” She said, “You know, my grandson never tells lies.”

Fang Xiu played dumb and managed to slip out of the main room.

He picked up a branch and pretended to doodle by the gate. All three inside were watching him as cold sweat beaded down his back.

Who knows how long he waited before his parents returned, tired and dusty. When he heard their voices, he instinctively relaxed.

“I still think someone messed with the car. It was fine when we got here.”

“You’re overthinking. I’ll book a car in a bit.”

“Don’t wait. Book it now. These are mountain roads… We won’t get back by tomorrow…”

Their voices echoed through the yard.

Grandma and the neighbors came out smiling to greet them.

“Dad! Mom!” Little Fang Xiu dropped the stick and ran forward.

Grandma’s demeanor was strange. Fang Xiu had a bad feeling.

If the Guishan Sect really wanted to take his parents away, this was serious. And if it was serious… he shouldn’t keep it a secret.

His parents were capable. Maybe they could talk Grandma out of it.

…Being a lying bad kid just this once should be okay, right?

…Grandma loved him so much. She’d definitely forgive him.

Before his parents could enter the house, Fang Xiu hugged his dad’s waist and whispered quickly, “They said the Guishan Sect made arrangements. They want to take all of us away.”

His father froze. Two seconds later, he picked Fang Xiu up and gave his wife a look.

His mother caught on immediately and smiled warmly. “Mom, lunch can wait. We’re going to take Xiu Xiu for a walk in the mountains.”

“The mountains are dangerous. What’s there to see?”

“Yeah, a lot of people go missing up there,” the neighbor uncle said loudly. People outside slowed their steps and turned to look. They didn’t look at the ones shouting. They looked at Fang Xiu’s family.

Like ants spotting sugar.

Fang Xiu shuddered and clung tighter to his father’s neck.

Grandma looked around and her smile faded. “The mountains are dangerous. Don’t drag the kid around. Come in and eat.”

“Come on, Mom, what are you talking about? I grew up here. I know what’s safe. We’ll just take a stroll and pick some wild herbs.”

The villagers came closer. Fang Xiu’s father held him tighter, and his voice became drier.

His dad’s lie was weak. Grandma’s smile vanished entirely, her face now eerily blank like the villagers around her.

“Qiongyu, you’re lying to me,” she snapped. “Lying to your own mother?!”

His father’s voice was like burning coal. “Mom… really, we’ll be right back…”

More villagers showed up—way too many. It felt unnatural.

Like the entire village had crawled out of every corner to surround them.

Fang Xiu was dazed. But hadn’t Grandma said only a few families in the village believed this?

“Stubborn fools must be shown the truth—”

“Denying a living immortal? Must be possessed—”

“Her son’s the richest and owes the most merit—”

……

The villagers chatted loudly, eyes locked on them. They formed a wall of flesh, cheerful and oppressive. Some men held hoes or pitchforks, pacing idly.

Fang Xiu recognized two aunts who’d always been kind to him. They were now grinning, showing off gleaming scissors.

He curled up and buried his face in his father’s chest. His father was drenched in sweat, chest heaving, heartbeat like an earthquake.

Maybe seconds passed, or centuries, before his mother screamed, “Run!”

Almost instantly, Grandma bellowed, “Stop!”

Fang Xiu had never heard her scream like that.

But his parents didn’t stop.

They didn’t run for the village gate. They bolted into the mountains, knocking aside villagers in their way.

The crowd misjudged and missed the chance to intercept.

“Chase them! Hurry!”

Grandma stomped and panted, starting to run herself.

Fang Xiu felt numb.

His mother had kept him from reading too much about the Guishan Sect. He only knew it was a dangerous cult. People used words like “crazy” or “fanatic” to describe it.

Now he knew that wasn’t enough. It was like calling death “cold”. Too thin. Too empty.

The car was broken, so his parents fled on foot. As the view behind them shrank, he saw Grandma’s form pursuing wildly.

“Don’t run, Grandma…” he murmured. “It’s bad for your health.”

His parents were in good shape. The older villagers were left behind. Only a dozen or so young men kept up. Grandma fell behind too, leaning on a tree, shrinking in the distance.

“Fang Qiongyu, come back!” Her twisted body wailed. “You’re unfilial. This is a sin—!”

Fang Xiu’s father let his mother run ahead while he carried Fang Xiu at the rear.

No matter how Grandma screamed, he never looked back.

They stumbled through the mountain.

Some villagers nearly grabbed Fang Xiu’s hair.

“Fang Qiongyu, come back and collect your mother’s body!” Seeing them vanish into the forest, Grandma shrieked herself hoarse. “Fang Xiu—you lied to Grandma! …You’re demons! All of you!”

Her voice was full of grief, as if her only remaining relatives were not escaping, but running towards death.

“My merits—” She clawed at her face while tears blurred her vision and then slammed her head into a nearby tree.

Little Fang Xiu opened his eyes wide.

In his pupils, Grandma’s body sagged and slid down the trunk like a cloth bag. She didn’t move again. A bright red patch spread across her body.

There were no more screams. The world suddenly became silent and even the villagers’ shout grew faint.

At that moment, Fang Xiu didn’t feel sad. It all felt like a bizarre nightmare that he couldn’t understand… He still had a hint of sesame pancake on his tongue.

How strange, he thought. Even though they’d run so far, and Grandma looked so small, he could still see the hatred in her eyes.

Grandma hated me.

Why? Because I lied?

He remembered her picking jujubes with him, cooking his favorite sweets, stuffing his bags with snacks when he left. She’d never let him go, and now, she had thrown him away. Those memories weren’t fake. That love wasn’t fake.

…He just didn’t understand.

“Dad…” Fang Xiu mumbled as if he was dreaming. “Grandma fell…”

Warm liquid dripped onto his neck. He didn’t know if it was his father’s tears or sweat.

His father kept running and didn’t answer.

Everything dimmed and the memory faded away. Bai Shuangying knew what that meant… Fang Xiu’s grandmother had completely died.

Their karmic thread had ended.

Looking at Fang Xiu again, Bai Shuangying felt a moment of disorientation.

He couldn’t match that innocent child with the man in front of him. It was like a chubby kitten had grown into a lean, fierce leopard, like a different species.

His human really was incredible.

Unfortunately, even after seeing the karma, Bai Shuangying still didn’t know how Fang Xiu became who he was today.

After all, when the memory ended, Little Fang Xiu was still like that little black dog—bewildered and naive, unable to grasp the situation.

Still, he’d gained something from this glimpse.

Zhuang Chongyue, 58th-generation descendant of Zhuang Guiqu?

No wonder the Guishan Sect spells countered him. It turned out that the leader was the disciple of Zhuang Guiqu. After hundreds of years, that bastard’s legacy was still haunting the world.

Bai Shuangying tugged at the chains on his body and narrowed his eyes. That old Zhuang had a hand in binding him too.

And now Fang Xiu, someone with a grudge against Guishan, had summoned and unsealed him? This was too much of a coincidence to be a coincidence.

Good. Fang Xiu had fallen into his hands now.

He just needed to understand more, dig deeper… and hold tighter…

Bai Shuangying let go of his hand. The karmic thread slipped back into Fang Xiu’s body. The scenery twisted and blurred. The courtyard around them transformed into the one from Fang Xiu’s memory.

From the marks on the bricks to the branches of the jujube tree, everything matched exactly.

…Come, Fang Xiu.

We’re going to live for a very, very long time.


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