Happy Doomsday Ch146

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 146: The Two Children

“Are you new here?” The child bandaged his companion’s wound and skillfully wiped the blood from his hands.

“I’ve been hit, so my mind’s a little unclear. I can’t just drive around here,” Yu Le replied smoothly. “You just said that today’s the day of the attack. What’s that?”

“Once a week, everyone will come together and attack the doll’s head over there. My brother was injured this week. If we had followed the original plan, we would’ve died.” The child pointed to the creepy ceramic doll in the distance, with the expression of a real child. “If you can’t remember which side you are on, uncle, it’s best not to get involve.”

“Why attack there?” It was Ji Xiaoman who spoke this time.

“An attack is an attack. Everyone’s like this, so do you need a reason?” The child glanced at her strangely. “I haven’t heard of a reason.”

Ji Xiaoman and Yu Le looked at each other through gas masks.

“Having said that, is there a neutral zone or a convenient place to hide? You two are not in good condition, our memories are fuzzy, so it’s better to find a good hiding place.”

Yu Le started calculations in his heart. According to Tang Yibu’s and Ruan Lijie’s consistent styles, it was impossible for him and Ji Xiaoman to stay where they were and wait for them to come back. Those two guys would probably go directly to Professor Ruan.

Then it was better if he simply focused on finding Professor Ruan—the island didn’t look small, so it was easier to head towards the same goal than to rendezvous.

No matter where these two little guys came from, their forces and those from the doll’s head would have regular conflict, which meant this wasn’t a peaceful area. If Professor Ruan wanted to survive safely on this nightmare island, it made more sense for him to choose a relatively calm spot and reduce his exposure.

It might be a good idea to start from this angle.

The children in the backseat didn’t answer immediately. Yu Le glanced at them from the rearview mirror—both were young and were too good-looking. Even if he knew that the one who was sleeping was the “younger brother”, he didn’t know whether the one who was awake was a boy or a girl.

Can this type of android also be used as a supplement for the show?

This thought was enough to make him feel disgusted.

“I’ve said enough. If you still want to continue to inquire, we need to exchange things,” the child who was awake stated, after carefully examining the situation in the car. “Give us something to eat in exchange.”

“Why do I feel like I’m getting the short end here? The medicine and safety given to you aren’t worth it?”

“Then you can kick us out.” The kid didn’t sound panicked at all. “Anyway, we know where to hide. Now that everyone is preparing to attack the camp, there should be no one else nearby. I wish uncle and sister good luck.”

“What do you want to eat?” Before Yu Le had time to speak, Ji Xiaoman was one step ahead. “By the way, tell us your name, otherwise it’s not easy to address you—you can call me Man Jie. The one next to me is Lao Yu.”

“My name is Su Zhao, and his name is Kang Ziyan. I want sealed canned fruits and soda. Do you have any?”

“Is he really your brother?” Yu Le couldn’t help but interrupt. The surnames of the two children weren’t the same.

“Pretty much the same as a brother. He’s the only person I believe in here.” Su Zhao stubbornly raised his chin.

Ji Xiaoman picked out two canned yellow peaches, took two packs of milk, and nodded to Yu Le. Yu Le said nothing and lowered the glass partition a little between the front and rear seats. However, Su Zhao didn’t start eating immediately after receiving the items. He—or she—opened the canned food and milk, filled the lid with a little bit of it, and handed it back to Ji Xiaoman.

Ji Xiaoman’s reaction was also very smooth. She took the lid and drank it readily.

The child who claimed to be Su Zhao waited for ten minutes to make sure that there was no reaction from Ji Xiaoman. Only then did he feed the canned food to Kang Ziyan, who was still in a coma. He carefully ate a small piece of the peach and put the rest away.

“Show the way.” Yu Le waited for Su Zhao to finish chewing slowly before speaking again. He pretended not to see the kid hiding the scalpel he used to cut off the rotten flesh in his sleeve.

“Go forward like this first. I will tell you if you need to change direction.” Su Zhao was very cautious, holding Kang Ziyan tightly in his arms. It may be that the drugs and sugar played a role, as Kang Ziyan’s face looked a little better.

“At least tell us where we are going.” Yu Le closed the glass partition again. “You can’t take all the cheap shots, kid.”

“Outside the factory.” Su Zhao cleared his throat. “That’s a neutral area, where the administrator grandpa lives. If you fight nearby, you will definitely be punished by the administrator.”

“Factory?”

“Well, after all, everything you need has to be produced, and people also need a place to produce things locally.” Su Zhao lowered his head. “We have hidden there before. Just control the distance and don’t let the administrator grandpa find out.”

Hearing this, they seemed to be heading in the direction of the Mainbrain.

But as the saying goes, it’s dark under the lights*, so it’s not impossible that Professor Ruan was hiding nearby. As for the phrase “people also need a place to produce things locally”, Yu Le wasn’t very surprised—no matter how complete the drugs and equipment here were, at the rate of fighting once a week, if there was no fresh blood to replenish in time, the show would’ve been long empty. Timely addition of androids was a necessity.

*(灯下黑) Idiom has a few meanings, but in this context it refers to how people don’t see and notice things and events that are happening close to them, and also that the more dangerous an area is, the safer it is.

“You have seen the administrator,” he added, intentionally or unintentionally. Ji Xiaoman was busy messing with a strange device in her hand, as if she had lost interest in the children in the backseat.

“I saw him through the window a year ago before he had time to pull the curtains.” Su Zhao shivered. “Very old. A bit scary. I heard from the adults that he has been on this island for at least six or seven years and has never left, even for a single day.”

Indeed, this kind of messy and chaotic show must be controlled by an experienced Order Supervisor. This child was shrewd, but his experience was limited, and his means of disguising his emotions weren’t very good. Yu Le could see that their little guest was truly scared.

“That old man must have good means if he could manage such a big island alone.”

“There is a mechanical army near the factory. A few years ago, someone on the doll’s head wanted to grab some supplies and was beaten to death. The appearance of the corpse was projected in the sky for a week.” Su Zhao swallowed his spit.

“Speaking of that doll’s head.”

Yu Le naturally turned the topic around. He had already figured out how to get information from Su Zhao’s mouth.

“I remember that the upper limit of the consciousness influence is ten people, and we don’t look like we are being targeted. So how come we can see it everywhere we go?”

“What?” Su Zhao looked confused. “What consciousness influence? It has been there all this time?”

Ji Xiaoman raised her head when she heard the words, pulled Yu Le’s sleeve with her fingers, and shook her head gently.

Yu Le breathed out cooperatively. “Forget it. I’m still a bit muddleheaded.”

Su Zhao didn’t answer again. He slightly squinted his eyes as if he was sleepy but not daring to fall asleep. The lethargic Kang Ziyan finally woke up. He tried to stand up and hugged Su Zhao’s shoulder with difficulty.

“Sleep Zhaozhao,” he said. “I’m awake. I’ll keep watch.”

“……Nn. Remember to take them near the factory, don’t tell them the destination all at once…”

“I understand.”

Ji Xiaoman poked Yu Le’s thigh with her fingertips again. Yu Le looked down. Ji Xiaoman added a line of information to the light screen displaying her physiological indicators.

[Turn on the one-way sound insulation between the front and back seat.] She wrote.

Yu Le did as he was told, and the two stare ahead, trying not to show any signs of conversation.

“Those two children are humans,” Ji Xiaoman said.

“You really mixed things into their food… Your hands are pretty fast. Didn’t you give Luo Fei a little at the beginning? The android paralyzing agent isn’t all used up yet? Xiao Ruan only gave you a pill.” Yu Le vacated one hand and lifted the mask to pinch his brow.

This island was so abnormal that he no longer had the strength to be surprised.

“There was only half of it left, but the environment was worth confirming.” Ji Xiaoman’s voice was serious. “The situation here is more complicated than we thought. Lao Yu, I feel that something isn’t right.”

“Okay, what’s going on?” Yu Le turned the steering wheel and bypassed the trees in front of him. “You didn’t let me keep asking just now. Do you have a clue here?”

“I’m probably clear about what Tang Yibu said before,” Ji Xiaoman murmured. “First of all, not to mention that these two children are humans, I checked several times and didn’t detect any external devices on them… Simply put, the reality augmentation device was implanted in them, and it’s probably in their brain. This kind of surgery is quite sophisticated and should have been buried at the beginning of manufacturing.”

“Even if you grab the reality augmentation equipment, you have to find someone who knows how to open a brain for you. Is this what you’re getting at?” It’s no wonder why Tang Yibu said it was troublesome to get the device. Yu Le didn’t want to split open his head on this creepy island at all.

“……Yes.” Ji Xiaoman looked at the giant doll head outside the window. “As for the doll’s head, I can also explain that too.”

“Uh-huh, I’m listening.”

“Augmented reality affects up to ten people.”

Ji Xiaoman summoned a light screen above her thigh and pointed out a red dot.

“Suppose this is the person who first created the ‘doll head illusion’. His ability is very strong, strong enough to erode the cognition of the other ten people.”

The red dots on the light screen became eleven.

“Then all the people who ‘saw the doll’s head’ in cognition sum up to eleven, and these eleven people went to infect the cognition of others separately…”

The red dots were constantly connecting, increasing, and finally becoming densely packed.

“So we can always see those weird things—they are not attacks specifically aimed at us, but the collective cognition of the people on this island. Without augmentation equipment, we can only passively accept the influence. For those two kids who have been ‘born’ with reality-augmentation equipment, this is reality.”

“In other words, the more people believe in it, the more real those strange things are?” Yu Le glanced at the red dot on the screen.

“Nn. What we are seeing now is most likely the result of the stabilization of the ‘reality’ of the entire island.” Ji Xiaoman nodded.

“Oh…” Yu Le stretched out his tone. “Maybe this is a good thing.”

Ji Xiaoman couldn’t help turning her face and looking at Yu Le.

“Didn’t Xiao Tang say this before? If you’re affected by these messy things and think you’ll die, it’s really possible that you will really die.”

“Yes.”

“Cigar.”

“……What?”

“Suppose these people think that the word ‘cigar’ is a curse of death, and those who believe it from the bottom of their hearts will be killed by this curse. Do you think we look like the kind of people who’ll believe that? We knew from the beginning that all this here is fucking fake. As long as we have doubts, we’re invincible.”

Yu Le snorted.

“How funny. There’s not a kind and loving person among the four of us. There’s no need to worry about mental attacks. Just pay attention to attacks in reality. No wonder Xiao Tang emphasized the reality issue from the beginning.”

“Stop the car!” Kang Ziyan, in the back seat, suddenly shouted. “Turn left, turn left!”

“Why are you so excited, kid? Don’t break open your injur—”

Yu Le slammed on the brakes.

“Get out.”

Suddenly, about seven to eight young people blocked the only path for the car. Yu Le glanced at the cellphone screen. These people weren’t illusions.

“All get out.” A young man who seemed to be the leader repeated it again. He held a gun steadily in his hand. “Hand over the two people in the backseat.”


The author has something to say:

These two children are not twins XDDD


Kinky Thoughts:

For those confused so far, think of this island as a highly augmented reality. The people here are equipped with equipment that can enhance the “reality” of this island. Using Ji Xiaoman’s example, there’s one person who’s particularly mentally strong and augmented that there’s a giant doll on this island. Though the max range is 10 people, these 10 people that are under that augmented influence now believe that there’s a giant doll on the island and thus infect 10 other people (and so on and so on), eventually all inhabitants reality are now affected to believe that the giant doll exist thus changing their cognition.

Basically, the “realities” of the island is formed by the augmented thoughts of its inhabitants until it finally stabilizes into what everyone on the island now believes it to be. As people not equipped with these augmented enhancement equipment, Ruan Xian’s party can only be passively influenced by the augmented reality of the island inhabitants, but they can’t change it in any way (that is, unless they split open their heads and install the augmented enhancement equipment into their brains).

On another note, with children involve this is giving me some Lord of the Flies vibes.


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Happy Doomsday Ch145

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 145: Mutation

The iron bead panicked like never before.

A few hours ago, since the strange pair appeared in front of them, its two big companions seemed to have forgotten it. Even if it rubbed their ankles in a different way, the two of them still looked unconcerned and indifferent.

Its coquettish strategy had no effect. The iron bead looked up at the two familiar figures eagerly, opened its mouth on the spot, and was about to bark angrily.

[Hide yourself, π.]

At that time, before it had time to make a sound, an instruction popped into its head. The iron bead swallowed back its “gwah” forcibly and turned to the direction to Tang Yibu suspiciously.

[Follow us from a distance. Don’t get too close. It’s dangerous.] The distance was a bit far, and the consciousness instructions coming from the voice were a bit vague, but it was simple enough to understand.

The iron bead was still a bit aggrieved. It was kicked and got its shell dented a few days ago, and there was now an ugly patch on its round metal shell that it was proud of. These soft creatures without shells would not understand its sadness—such a round shell!

But it still had to listen to Tang Yibu’s instructions. Since it was injured, its condition hadn’t been good, so it got very tired after a little activity. The smell of the man and woman wasn’t friendly, so the iron bead didn’t really want to get close to them.

It rolled twice in the sand, feeling a bit regretful. If it had stayed at Ji Xiaoman’s side at that time, it would not only get to eat, but it would also have had a car to ride in—unlike now, where it had to carry itself laboriously to make the journey.

It wasn’t happy.

The iron bead rattled its mouth as it jumped between fallen leaves and the roots of trees. It could barely keep up with the four figures that were walking ahead, and its stomach was getting hungrier and hungrier.

[Don’t go! Don’t go!] It tried to transmit its consciousness to Tang Yibu, then skillfully turned over its belly and kicked its four legs towards the sky. Even if Tang Yibu wasn’t moved, Mr. Ruan would always like this.

Unfortunately, what greeted it wasn’t a warm hand touching its shell or delicious metal parts, but a gunshot that sounded not far away. The iron bead stiffened its legs in fright and rolled into the bushes.

This time it was Tang Yibu who told it not to approach… The iron bead thought angrily that, unlike last time, it was clear that these two strangers weren’t a match for its companions.

What was more, it was still injured.

The iron bead makes a whirring sound in the bushes. It could wait in the distance for the commotion to end before continuing… before continuing…

The familiar sense of drowsiness hit it again, and it couldn’t resist. It fell asleep calmly. A few hours later, it opened its eyes again. The people it was following were long gone.

The iron bead rolled out of the bushes in a daze and looked around. It was almost noon, and it couldn’t smell the familiar smell nearby, nor could it find a ready-made road. As a Grove R-660 that lived on mechanical waste, it wasn’t good at moving and searching long distances.

It’s over.

It opened its mouth and started making rattling noises. Unfortunately, no one came to pick it up. The iron bead howled for almost ten minutes before finally a rustling came from the bushes. The iron bead quickly turned its belly up and retracted its legs into its shell, making what it thought was the most pitiful look. However, what came wasn’t even human—

A medium-sized mechanical creature resembling a sea spider poked its head out of the bushes. Its head was about a meter or so, and its electronic snail-like eyes stretched out, looking like it was about to pounce. The iron bead was so terrified that it bounced in place, then chose a random direction and began to run for its life.

After being fed safely for so long, it had almost forgotten that it was at the lower level of the food chain of the mechanical life food chain.

What to do? What to do?

The Grove R-660 lifeform wasn’t a highly intelligent species. It racked its brains but couldn’t figure out a way to successfully escape. Its race usually operated in areas like the Sea of Ruins or the wasteland, where they could easily move and hide. The forest vegetation was too dense. Wet and fallen leaves made it too easy to slip on using its shell, while branches and stems made it easy to stumble over with its short legs, not to mention that it was still injured.

In contrast, the predator with multiple long legs behind it was happily chasing it with ease.

Is it going to die?

The more the iron bead ran, the more aggrieved it became. Its stomach was already hungry, and now it was weak and feeble. It needed to eat, it needed a warm embrace and gentle petting, and preferably someone to wipe its shell with a soft cloth stained with oil. It shouldn’t be in this shitty place. When it saw those two guys again, it would definitely bite their heels extremely hard.

Grievances gradually turned into anger.

It would be too unfortunate if it were to die like this without getting to bite at those two guys’ heels. If it were those two guys, what would they do at a time like this…?

The iron bead slammed on the brakes, rolled a few times in the decaying fallen leaves, and stopped by a section of tree roots. The medium-sized mechanical life chasing behind easily stopped and began to poke the small object on the ground with its two sharp front feet.

The iron bead then bit into one of the incoming feet.

‘Delicious metal,’ it thought. Hunger, frustration, and anger completely overwhelmed its simple thinking that it only had two thoughts in mind: ‘I’m so hungry’ and ‘I must bite their heels’.

The bitten predator was stunned in place for a moment, then shook its forelimbs vigorously, trying to throw the iron bead that bit its leg to the ground.

But it couldn’t get rid of it.

The iron bead only felt that the metal foot in its mouth was the most delicious thing it had ever eaten in its life. It wished it had sharper teeth and a bigger mouth as it wanted to eat more of this. The iron bead was gnawing so intently that it completely failed to notice the change in itself.

The metal patch of Ji Xiaoman’s welding was chipped off, and its proud shell was slowly cracking open with delicate split seams. The white flesh and blood hidden inside the shell quickly changed its shape and continued to expand from the top of the original base of its mouth into a complex structure resembling an insect’s mouth. This made its mouth more than five times larger.

The iron bead opened its strange new mouth, bit off the delicious metal leg in one bite, and quickly chewed it.

Still hungry. Hungry as hell.

The predator that was chasing it didn’t attack again, but instead showed some intention of retreating. Unfortunately, the hungry iron bead had completely forgotten about fleeing for its life. It jumped high directly onto the joints of the body that were connecting the predator’s metal limbs and opened its mouth and bit again.

The hunter had now become the prey. The medium-sized mechanical life tried to escape but was no match for the red-eyed little monster. Within ten seconds, its long metal legs were all bitten off, leaving only a body the size of a washbasin that was twisting on the grass with milky white liquid flowing out of its wound.

It had never seen anything like this, was the last thought in its mind before the medium-sized mechanical life struggled a few times and stopped moving.

The iron beads cackled and gnawed those delicious metal legs and swallowed the enemy’s already cold body with relish. The deformed and stretched part slowly retracted and it returned to its original round appearance.

After vomiting out unwanted impurities and burping a few times, the iron bead realized that something seemed to be wrong.

It tried to roll on the grass twice, and found that its proud round shell was back, and its body seemed to have become much heavier. The iron bead rattled twice in confusion. Its small eyes glanced at the remains of the other mechanical being on the ground, then it was stunned for a few seconds before a scream broke out.

After screaming for a long time, it recovered from a dizzy state.

The iron bead thought in shock that this was its own handiwork. It knew its position in the food chain well, and it was impossible for it to do this.

‘Forget it. Don’t think about it.’ As long as it could find its companion and finish biting their heels, Tang Yibu and the others should be able to figure out what happened to it. It was more reasonable to leave the troublesome questions to those with good minds.

It had eaten enough, slept enough, and barked until it was tired out. The iron bead curled up and began to roll in the direction of more sparse trees. It turned out that good luck had not abandoned it—the grass in front of it was deformed, which made it very easy to identify.

It was the armored off-roader.

The iron beads spun around in place for a few times, cheered in a low voice, and then rolled firmly up to the vehicle.

The people inside the vehicle were in a delicate mood.

There were more than just two people in the armored off-roader at the moment. Two small children with swollen eyes were crying in the backseat, while Ji Xiaoman sat in the front, curled up, pretending as if she didn’t exist.

‘Bad luck,’ Yu Le thought. It would be fine if he ran into adults, but it was these two little ones who were breaking down and crying in the forest. For various reasons, he shouldn’t have stopped the car, but unfortunately, after he saw them, he didn’t have the heart to drive the car away.

The two children looked at most eleven or twelve. They had delicate and beautiful faces, like dolls, but they undoubtedly wore outfits that were suitable for fighting. One of them had an obvious gunshot wound on his right shoulder that was swollen and festering, giving off an unpleasant smell, and he didn’t seem to be very conscious. All he could do was cry. The other was in better condition, with only a sprained ankle, which didn’t seem fatal.

Yu Le stopped the car, carried the two shivering little guys to the backseat, threw them some medicine and medical equipment, and then dragged Ji Xiaoman to the front. Ji Xiaoman didn’t say a word throughout the whole process. She didn’t object or approve and only looked at Yu Le with strange eyes.

“You can’t abandon children here.” Yu Le bit the bullet and turned the steering wheel. “I know child soldiers are a thing, but the injuries of those two little guys aren’t fake. I can tell… I’m still weak and unable to leave small kids there just waiting to die.”

Ji Xiaoman still stared at him.

“The supplies they use are all mine, okay?” Yu Le waved his hand. “Little profiteer, even if you are one, at least be open-minded. We don’t have a guide or anything in this place, so it’s not like this won’t get us a return.”

Ji Xiaoman glanced at the backseat. One of them was using a scalpel to skillfully cut away the rotten flesh on the other’s wound. His hands and feet were quickly disinfected and sutured. Then she moved her gaze back to Yu Le’s face.

“Okay, alright. I know these two guys look like celebrities. They probably have a follow-up shot. I covered my face when I brought them in just now. How about we just all wear gas masks? You didn’t throw them away from the Underground City, right?”

“No.” Ji Xiaoman quickly put on a mask for herself. “You keep driving, I’ll put it on for you.”

“Alright.” Yu Le sighed and raised his voice. “You two back there. Us brother and sister aren’t doing charity. I can give you more medicine, so tell me what’s the situation?”

The severely injured child was already asleep. His head was resting on the other’s shoulder and his face was flushed. The other child bit his lip and hesitated for a while before speaking.

“…Thank you, uncle, sister.” The child’s voice wasn’t high.

Yu Le: “……”

From behind the mask, Ji Xiaoman made a sound similar to stifled laughter.

“I don’t know what situation you’re asking about.” The child ignored the reaction of the two of them, and his voice became alert. “At present, the most serious thing is… Tonight is the day of the attack.”


The author has something to say:

The iron bead’s battle effectiveness also got enhance!

Did everyone forget about it (?)


Kinky Thoughts:

I love π.


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Happy Doomsday Ch144

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 144: Among the Head

Xiao Zhao was stunned by the shot. She slowly raised her hand to her face and blinked at Kang Ge through the bloody hole in her palm.

Then a rather harmless expression of grievance rose from her face. Xiao Zhao got up and shook the blood from her hand. “Kang Ge! Xiao Tang’s boyfriend shot me with a gun—”

Her tone wasn’t like she had just been shot but was more like Ruan Xian had accidentally stepped on her new shoes.

“It’s because you’re not careful. The boss hasn’t seen Xiao Tang yet! All you know how to do is wave that knife around all day long. It’ll be troublesome if Xiao Tang dies of a wound infection. You also know that now is the busiest time, so we have no one to take care of him.”

Xiao Zhao sniffled, then hastily bandaged her wound while pouting. Her face was a bit round, and her eyes were bright and big, making Ruan Xian unable to judge what her actual age was.

“Then can I kill him?” She pointed to Ruan Xian, her tone still fluttering.

“Speaking of which, I haven’t seen Xiao Tang fall in love before. I’m a little curious how he will react…”

“Right!”

“But thinking about it again, after these two busy days of work, there are many ways to try.” Kang Ge’s face was handsome. It had a bit of righteousness between his brows that didn’t match his words at all, which gave him a sense of incongruity that sent chills down one’s spine. “We only get one chance, so it’s a shame to use it so simply.”

“In that case, how will you react if I die? I’m starting to get curious.” Xiao Zhao wrapped her wound with a dirty cloth band and tied it into a bow. “I want to take a good look at Xiao Tang’s reaction and use it as a reference in the future! If you don’t properly behave by then, I… Huh? What should I do? I can’t punish you if I’m dead.”

Ruan Xian: “……”

It wasn’t easy to say directly, but he tried to signal to Tang Yibu with his eyes to convey his appreciation. After spending a few years with these things, Tang Yibu was quite harmless in comparison.

“…They weren’t like this before,” Tang Yibu whispered. “They used to be more sober.”

Xiao Zhao seemed to forget about Ruan Xian, who shot her. She bounced back to Kang Ge with fleeting steps as she hummed a tune while using her own blood to draw patterns on her clothes.

As they went deeper into the forest, the gross entrails that were sprawled on the ground grew denser and their squirming became faster. The dark red flesh was mixed with bruises and twitched like an animal before it was gagged. A hot, wet, fishy smell went straight into Ruan Xian’s nose and gave him bouts of nausea.

[Why don’t you do it?]

At the point where things were now, even a fool could see that the other party had no good intentions. Ruan Xian didn’t think Tang Yibu was the sentimental type. In fact, the other party might be the most distant creature on this planet from the word “sentimental”.

He had watched the android abduct the Mainbrain’s detection bird. Based on Tang Yibu’s abilities, it shouldn’t be difficult to disrupt the programs of a few cameras while they enter the forest. Even if he didn’t want to kill them, it wasn’t difficult to escape.

But he didn’t do that.

Tang Yibu turned his head sideways and answered Ruan Xian’s question by mouthing it.

“Someone is watching,” he said. “Since a while ago, someone has been watching me. The interference procedures may be discovered.”

[Mainbrain? Order Supervisors?] Ruan Xian didn’t feel any abnormality.

“I don’t know,” Tang Yibu replied silently, disguising this action as a reassuring kiss. “Be careful, Mr. Ruan.”

In the next instant, Ruan Xian experienced what Tang Yibu meant when he said, “Someone is watching”. When he first heard this statement, he thought the description was too broad. After experiencing it firsthand, Ruan Xian realized how apt this description really was.

Someone was indeed watching.

It wasn’t a mysterious intuition, nor was it the discomfort of being exposed to the camera. Ruan Xian didn’t care much about those things. He didn’t mind making out with Tang Yibu thoroughly in front of the camera for an entire night before.

This time it felt different.

When he fired his gun just now, he felt a similar discomfort, but he didn’t perceive any threats around him. The feeling was so fleeting that Ruan Xian didn’t immediately judge it as an anomaly and delved deeper into it. At the moment, he didn’t know if it was due to the credit of the S-type Prototype, but the discomfort of being peeped on made Ruan Xian’s stomach sour.

If it had to be given a description, it was like standing unconsciously next to the eyes of a sleeping behemoth, turning around, and seeing one’s own reflection in the other party’s eyes that suddenly snapped open…

It seemed like they were being gazed upon at very close range by an extremely huge eyeball.

Fortunately, the invisible eye only stared at him for a while, and the sense of oppression suddenly dissipated. Tang Yibu’s body tightened again, which meant the peeper’s attention should’ve returned to him once again.

[I see.] Ruan Xian replied cautiously. [I was also peeped at just now.]

Tang Yibu tugged at the corner of his mouth.

[This is a good thing.] Ruan Xian rubbed Tang Yibu’s hair. [This means there’s probably only one peeper.]

But there were also many questions. How did the other party bypass his perception to “see”? Why were they specifically peeping at them as soon as they entered? …Could it be Professor Ruan was hidden on the island? Or did the Mainbrain detect an anomaly?

The current situation was beyond their knowledge, so it wasn’t a good idea to expose themselves under completely uncontrollable circumstances—the opponent’s main goal seemed to be Tang Yibu, so they had to choose a more cautious and careful approach.

Ruan Xian didn’t want to let anyone take away the heat that he had finally obtained. Even if Tang Yibu was going to die, he would be the person who would kill him. Ruan Xian took a breath and held Tang Yibu’s hand firmly.

Tang Yibu grabbed his hand and firmly interlocked their fingers.

“We’ll find him,” Tang Yibu whispered, not knowing whether he meant Professor Ruan, the peeper, or both.

“From what I understand, that person wouldn’t choose my original hiding method.” The palm of the android was still warm. “I know how to find him.”

The road under their feet was getting more and more out of place. The writhing entrails almost covered the ground and piled on in tiny hills. Blood vessel-like things hung from the trees and kept bulging uncontrollably. Ruan Xian surveyed the surrounding environment. They seemed to be walking towards the broken ceramic doll head.

The sticky touch under his feet and the rising sensation were probably all illusions. The mentally abnormal pair were walking in front of them. Ruan Xian thought for a moment before he took out a knife from his pocket.

[Yibu, help me hold their attention. Seventeen seconds is enough.]

Tang Yibu gave him a deep look.

[Don’t worry. Our interests are the same.] Ruan Xian curved the corner of his mouth. [I won’t take the opportunity to run away.]

Tang Yibu then jogged a few steps and ran towards the young couple and said something with a smirk on his face. Ruan Xian wrapped his grime-stained white coat tightly around himself and took a few deep breaths.

This was still the coat they got from the prevention shelter. There weren’t many sets left, so it was best not to get them too dirty. He casually thought of this as he moved.

It was about noon when they finally reached the inside of the ceramic doll’s head. However, given that the thing was on the ground on its side, the side facing the sky was missing a small half of its head, and the interior wasn’t much different from the open air.

Inside the skull, the flesh and blood only gave off an eerier feeling. The huge skull had a honeycomb-like structure inside that was made into small compartments comprised of soil and stone mixed with various textures of flesh. However, it could be that, considering augmented reality wasn’t reality in the end, most of these small compartments were probably gathered at the bottom and there was no overhanging design. The part that lacked shade was left empty with only randomly planted dying orchids, which at first glance looked like a small half-built square.

They were standing on this simple, small square. Ruan Xian highly suspected that the part they were stepping on was simulating brain tissue. No matter who created this reality, that person was definitely abnormal to a rather serious extent.

“Boss, we are back!” Xiao Zhao waved towards the center of the square.

There was a gray armchair in the center of the square. Its size was like the style used by children to play house, so an adult was unable to sit in it. The bulging backrest was faded, and many of its openings had suspicious tan-colored material leaking out. A small ceramic doll without a head was placed in the center of the chair. Its yellow limbs were full of scratches and cracks, and they were twisted in a gesture that no human could do.

It remained motionless.

There were also many people gathered around the square, like clusters of worker bees—everyone was so busy with their own affairs that it was difficult to see what they were doing. On the edge of the crack in the huge skull, several detection birds flapped their wings with their camera heads pointed straight towards the square.

“Look who it is!” Xiao Zhao ran behind Tang Yibu and abruptly pushed Tang Yibu forward a few steps. “Everyone, everyone! Xiao Tang is back!”

The people around didn’t respond, but cheers rang out in the void. The sound was repeated stiffly, like an audio track recorded in advance of a show. Red confetti fell from the air in response. Ruan Xian stretched out his hand to catch a piece, which felt terrible to the touch as it didn’t feel even half as real.

Then he looked around carefully. There were no pairs of golden eyes similar to Tang Yibu’s.

“Originally, I wanted to keep the two of you for lunch, but it turns out the boss wants to lock you up.” Kang Ge grabbed the headless doll on the seat, raised one of its hands and waved it at them. “But I’ll remember to deliver food to you guys! Haa, the boss is quite temperamental, so I can’t help it. It’s an extraordinary time right now. Do understand.”

After speaking, he threw the doll’s body back into the chair without saying a word.

“But for the sake of, ah, right, security—Xiao Tang’s boyfriend. Hand over the observation machine in your hand. The one that looks like a cellphone. Xiao Tang too. This is the rule. Otherwise, it’ll be difficult for us.”

“Listen to Kang Ge. He’s so smart.” They didn’t know when, but Xiao Zhao had flashed behind them again. Ruan Xian could feel cold metal pressed against his back.

He waved his hand wordlessly, pointed to his mouth, and then to Tang Yibu’s pocket.

[We only have one observation machine in our hands. Let them search.] As he did this, he sent a simple message to Tang Yibu.

“My boyfriend can’t speak. Sorry.” Tang Yibu took the conversation very naturally. “We only brought one. Mr. Ruan just gave it to me… Well, this is it. If you are still worried, you can search us.”

“Ok! In addition, the weapons—”

“Nothing else.” Tang Yibu’s tone was firm.

“Huh? Why!” Xiao Zhao, who was behind them, sounded quite dissatisfied.

“That is our token of love.” Tang Yibu began to speak nonsense again. “We need it to leave a little reminder. You took away our observation tool, and there are many people around. A few knives and guns won’t affect anything.”

Ruan Xian: “…” This was the first time he had heard such a messy explanation from Tang Yibu’s mouth.

“Kang Ge, Kang Ge! Look, they’re not even married yet, but they have so many tokens of love.” As a result, Xiao Zhao instantly bought it. “Why didn’t you ever think about giving me a knife or a gun? How annoying!”

“I’ll give you a gun next time.” Kang Ge coaxed. “Isn’t the time just right? I’ll cut off two more tongues and send them to you, and we’ll win.”

Xiao Zhao retracted the knife that was against the back of Ruan Xian’s neck and clapped her hands vigorously. This time she didn’t relent to Tang Yibu’s anger. Then two tins with the same exquisite face came forward and dragged Ruan Xian and Tang Yibu into the nearest cubicle.

Unlike the young couple, the rest of the people showed no interest in them. As soon as the door of the compartment closed, the two were plunged into pure darkness.

But hell knows if this darkness was something “seeable”.

Ruan Xian decisively crouched on the ground. He was ready early on. Even if his weapons were really taken away, he still had a way to break these annoying perception interference.

But now that he still had his weapons, he would suffer less.

Ruan Xian didn’t remove the buckle pin on the holster under his armpit but used a small knife to cut open his abdomen and took out a bloody old-fashioned cellphone from his abdominal cavity. The moment the old-fashioned cellphone left his body, the wound in his abdomen quickly healed again.

Not long ago, when they were in the woods, he secretly hid it.

Then he rolled over, covered the bloody cellphone with his clothes, activated the camera, and glanced quickly around.

Sure enough.

They were at the bottom of a pit four or five meters deep, with the sun pouring down on top of their heads. There was a person sitting on the edge of the pit, looking bored.

Tang Yibu was sitting next to a dry white bone. His gaze was unfocused, indicating he was still trapped in the dark perception.

Everything became much easier now that the perspective had been clarified by the phone. Ruan Xian crawled to Tang Yibu’s side and secretly shoved the blood-stained cellphone into the other party’s hand. The false darkness came again.

Tang Yibu rustled around to hide it, then fumbled to caress Ruan Xian’s cheek.

[Still being watched?]

“Nn.”

[If I didn’t hide it, what would you do?]

“Wait,” Tang Yibu said softly. “Let’s wait for the evening before we act, Mr. Ruan. Recover some more strength while you can… They’ll come.”

[Who will come?]

“That couple and attackers from other areas.” Tang Yibu put his chin on Ruan Xian’s shoulder and sniffed lightly. “There will be a battle here. I understand why the Mainbrain copied some of the data from the participants of Struggler—this is a show—or at least a show for people in The Glass Conservatory to watch. There must be conflicts and contradictions. In my experience, at least two areas here are in a state of confrontation.”

“We’re on the ‘worst’ side right now.”


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Happy Doomsday Ch143

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 143: Restless*

*(如芒在背) Idiom referring to extreme anxiety. From Han Shu: The Biography of Huo Guang.

Although the two of them were close, they didn’t seem to have intentions of approaching for the time being. However, from this distance, it wasn’t difficult for Ruan Xian. He carefully looked at the two uninvited guests and adjusted to the most appropriate expression.

The man and woman standing in the distance had very upright faces, good looks, and figures, which was unlike people living in a desperate environment. The clothes they were wearing were a bit shabby and incomplete. Scattered props hung around their rough belts, most of which had rough traces of manual modification.

Ruan Xian held the phone in his hand, pretended to wipe his sweat, and glanced at the screen quickly—the appearance of these two people wasn’t forged. There wasn’t that much distance between them.

After assessing the situation in front of him, Ruan Xian turned sideways so that his clothes could completely block the blood guns.

[Acquaintance?] He turned to Tang Yibu and touched the earring with his hand.

“…I don’t know.” Tang Yibu’s answer was a bit vague. “From their appearance, yes, but it may also be a duplicate that the Mainbrain copied memories of the previous androids and remade it.”

Ruan Xian had never seen Tang Yibu look so vigilant. It wasn’t deliberate vigilance but more like a stress response.

“After all, there’s no need to use androids, especially nowadays.” Seeing that Ruan Xian didn’t move his gaze, Tang Yibu continued to explain in a low voice. “After each stage of Struggler is completed, the more popular android will be sold in batches. I don’t think the android at that time could appear here… The Mainbrain will not easily let go of this opportunity to observe humans.”

“Don’t believe anything they say, Mr. Ruan.” After a few seconds of silence, Tang Yibu added in a low voice. “Unlike the Glass Conservatory, the Mainbrain may not consider mental health issues. Their memories may have been modified countless of times.”

Indeed, the reason why the previous android shows used androids was entirely in consideration of social and ethical issues. There were rigid requirements for the proportion of biological tissue. Since most of the body of an android was composed of bionic materials, they wouldn’t be regarded by the audience as the same kind. Even if there was fighting and killing, the psychology of the spectators wasn’t much different from watching a puppet show.

But there was a premise—the android shows were run by humans.

Ruan Xian had seen it when he was in Shade Refuge. The Mainbrain had the ability to implant memories into real human bodies, so was it really necessary for MUL-01, who was keen to observe humans, to abide by these rules any longer?

…What exactly are the people in The Glass Conservatory watching?

Regarding mental issues, Tang Yibu was probably right.

Ruan Xian had always been sensitive to the emotions of others. He could instinctively perceive that the two people in front of him weren’t normal—the pair didn’t react to the island’s abnormalities and treated the atmosphere around them like a brisk outing. If the people in The Glass Conservatory were finely pruned flowers and the focus was on the stability of their mental state, then this was more like an extreme testing ground.

Let the “upright” ones be more “upright” and the “sick” be more “sick”.

Ruan Xian thought it was fine. Compared with machinery that may have had strange modifications, people with flesh and blood were easier to deal with.

“This reaction is really Xiao Tang.” The surprise on the man’s face didn’t seem to be fake, but Ruan Xian didn’t see much intimacy in it. “Where have you been? We all thought you were dead… Oh, who is this?”

Tang Yibu suddenly grabbed Ruan Xian’s wrist, holding it tightly. Then the android pulled him into his arms and held him firmly, exuding a strong sense of possessiveness that was overflowing.

[Disguise?] Ruan Xian continued to ask questions with his earring.

“Nn. We can’t attract attention.” Tang Yibu lowered his head slightly. The tips of his slightly long hair hung down with his movements. “Assuming that the Mainbrain specially allows some people to inherit the memories of the previous android shows, they are likely to be positioned as ‘important characters’.”

Ruan Xian understood. Important characters usually had accompanying shots, so it was best not to attract the interest of the audience.

Fortunately, after their flurry at the prevention shelter, Gong Siyi would no longer have the capital and qualification to watch The Android Show, so there was almost no possibility of discovering them. However, it was best to still be cautious.

He took a half-step back cooperatively, making a nervous look.

“I didn’t expect you to find a boyfriend after not seeing you for so long, Xiao Tang. What a pity. Those in the camp will be so sad when they find out.”

Tang Yibu didn’t answer but showed a perfunctory smile that Ruan Xian was very familiar with.

“Come back with us.” The man didn’t seem to notice Tang Yibu’s perfunctory smile, and seeing Ruan Xian’s intention to retreat, he instead pulled the woman over. “I forgot to introduce ourselves. Just call me Kang Ge. Over here is my wife, Xiao Zhao.”

Xiao Zhao nodded. The smile on her face was almost as enthusiastic as the man.

“You are?” Xiao Zhao stretched out her hand to Ruan Xian with a sweet smile.

“There’s still a chance to see you again.”

Tang Yibu’s tone was rarely stiff. He let go of his embrace and tugged at Ruan Xian behind him, just missing the hand. The attitude of the android was so abnormal that Ruan Xian was unsure whether it was acting or a real reaction.

“It’s nice to see you guys again, but we have a team, and now we are—”

“Don’t say that.”

The man squeezed Tang Yibu’s arm with great strength, but his movements weren’t fast. Ruan Xian knew that Tang Yibu could have avoided it, but the android didn’t mean to dodge.

“New acquaintances can’t be as reliable as old acquaintances. Let me tell you, Xiao Tang, since we changed places, our lives have been a lot better. You must bring your good friend to see… The truth may be unpleasant, but your team allowed someone like you who has no ability to wander around. This means they are most likely incompetent.”

Ruan Xian’s hand leaned towards the blood gun in his arms.

He understood Tang Yibu’s concerns. Not to mention the rare effect of the prototype inside the two of them, none of the four people in their group were equipped with reality augmentation equipment. Once they attracted unnecessary attention, the possibility of exposure was quite high.

But if they were to go along with the wishes of these two strangers, they didn’t know how long it would take to rendezvous with Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman.

Having said that, Ruan Xian was fully confident that he could kill these two people in two seconds, and Tang Yibu would only be faster than him. However, Tang Yibu hadn’t done it yet, so there must be a hidden surveillance device around him.

Although he understood the truth… Ruan Xian glanced at the man’s hand squeezing Tang Yibu’s arm and his hand became increasingly itchy.

He had always understood the most prudent approach, but this journey was full of wanton actions. Since Professor Ruan was here, he must be monitoring the island through certain means. It may not necessarily be a way to attract attention to the other side.

After all, he had one more advantage than Tang Yibu—he could cheat death perfectly when needed.

However, at the moment when Ruan Xian’s fingertips were about to touch the handle of the gun, Tang Yibu pretended to struggle, intentionally or unintentionally touching Ruan Xian’s quietly moving arm, and took advantage of the situation to press the other party in his arms again.

“It’s okay, Mr. Ruan,” Tang Yibu whispered. “Don’t act. Follow them first.”

“Okay.” Then he raised his head and replied clearly to the two of them.

Although there was no performance on the surface, Tang Yibu’s anxiety was about to burst. Originally, he could find a quiet place to digest Mr. Ruan’s speech. The other party’s unexpected attitude made a mess of him, and he urgently needed to sort out all the data…

If Mr. Ruan was just Ruan Xian’s clone, why would Ruan Xian adopt such an attitude towards him?

If Mr. Ruan was the real Ruan Xian, how could those logical contradictions be explained?

As if there was a fire burning in his lungs, Tang Yibu couldn’t even breathe well—right now, he couldn’t distinguish the complex emotions boiling in his chest.

Unfortunately, this island seemed determined to fight him. A piece of complex emotional data hadn’t been processed and another piece of negative emotion had closely followed.

Tang Yibu never thought that he would meet his deceased friends here. The interest of MUL-01 was even worse than he thought—as the first android show, Struggler took the trial-and-error route of savage development, in which many severely distorted personality samples were born. If the Mainbrain wanted to keep them…

Things were becoming a bit troublesome, and he couldn’t help but click his tongue.

Either pretend to agree first, lead the two to a place where there were no cameras, and then quickly kill them, or use the monsters in the forest to push the boat along and create an “accident”. There must be someone watching here. Even without the S-type Prototype, he could sense the feeling of being watched.

The hair on the back of his neck stood up, and there seemed to be a small needle stuck in his back. This was the precious instinct that the pure human body brought him.

It was very rare, but this time Mr. Ruan intended to make the first move. Tang Yibu stopped his movements in time as the sense of the pricking of a needle behind his back became stronger, causing almost all his hair to explode.

“Go with them first,” he whispered to Mr. Ruan.

Before thoroughly figuring out Mr. Ruan’s situation, Tang Yibu didn’t intend to let the other party step into danger. His Mr. Ruan glanced at him, and finally retracted his arm and intent to kill, then put on his gentle and harmless mask again.

“Good.” Kang Ge clapped his hands. “I’ll take you to see the boss. Maybe you can still get your original job back.”

After that, he seemed to think of something funny, and laughed heartily for a while. Xiao Zhao also smiled at him and patted Tang Yibu on the back as if they had a seemingly good relationship.

Tang Yibu thought it would be good to get to the forest. As long as they calculated the branches and leaves to provide enough cover, with his and Mr. Ruan’s abilities, they would have many opportunities to create a few accidents.

But the sense of being watched was still clinging to him tightly.

[Mr. Ruan.] Tang Yibu finally couldn’t help but write quickly in the palm of the other person’s hand. [What’s nearby?]

[There are only four of us in a two-kilometer radius.] Mr. Ruan replied with his earring. [165 flying machines. I don’t know the specific monitoring parameters. You have to hack in and take a look yourself.]

This was as many flight monitors as one would find through signal tracing. Tang Yibu frowned. Those things wouldn’t give him such a bad sense of being watched, but if the S-type Prototype couldn’t detect it, he probably wouldn’t be able to find the reason.

[By the way, I’m planning to act dumb.] Mr. Ruan’s message came again.

Tang Yibu was taken aback, then he reacted—after the pair approached, Ruan Xian didn’t say a word.

This was indeed more low-key, and in case they were separated, the information provided wouldn’t be easy to contradict.

[Understood.] He poked gently in the palm of the other party’s hand.

“Wow, Kang Ge, look at them.” Xiao Zhao turned her head and glanced at their holding hands. “Come one, you grab me too.”

If they weren’t stepping on the flesh and blood winding through the forest, the couple in front of them would look like a young couple in a peacetime film or TV production. It was just that the slippery innards that were gurgling underneath their shoes broke the warm atmosphere to the point where not even crumbs were left.

Tang Yibu looked at the two people walking in front of him vigilantly, and suddenly his hands tingled.

He lowered his head and glanced at it. There was a thin blade on the back of his hand, and blood was dripping onto the ground along the back of his hand. Mr. Ruan was also covered in blood.

Tang Yibu’s gaze turned slightly. Sure enough, Xiao Zhao, who was just walking in front of him, leaned against him and had a dagger in her hand. He didn’t know when the other party had eroded their perception.

“Also, you’d better let go, Xiao Tang.” The young girl still smiled sweetly. “Kang Ge didn’t hold my hand, so I don’t like to see people holding hands. Next time you do this again, I’ll cut off your finger—it’s alright, though. Kang Ge has good medicine, so it won’t cripple you.”

Tang Yibu didn’t say a word. He had long been accustomed to the style of these two old acquaintances. He only needed a chance to attack…

“Bang.”

Xiao Zhao fell crookedly to the ground. The hand holding the knife suddenly had a bullet hole, while her face hadn’t had time to retract.

His Mr. Ruan didn’t put away the blood gun or even expose his nature. The man made a face of extreme nervousness and fear and pointed his muzzle tremblingly at the girl in front of him without saying a word.

Tang Yibu blinked, and at that moment, the sense of being watched on his back disappeared.


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Happy Doomsday Ch142

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 142: Old Friends

Yu Le was seriously questioning his life.

Thinking about it carefully, why didn’t he blow up at that moment in the Sea of Ruins? In that way, he would always be the great ruins pirate who occupied the most territory in the Sea of Ruins, living arbitrarily while dying heroically. Right now, he felt more like a bear breaking corn*—he came across a few petri dishes and rejected them, not settling down, which directly led him to his current predicament.

*Describe the process of continuous acquisition while continuously giving things up until they end up with nothing in the end. It comes from the story about a bear breaking off some corn, putting it in its armpit, but seeing other, better corn, so it kept breaking them off and tucking them in its armpits, causing the previous one it gathered to fall off. Eventually, after a hard day of harvesting, it ended up with only one corn.

Yu Le straightened his slightly messy hair with his fingers and inhaled deeply. There was still the same confusing scene outside the window, but he wouldn’t be fooled again.

The armored off-roader stopped steadily on the beach.

A few minutes ago.

Although the sound of sand and dust hitting the car window was clear and real, the feeling of driving wasn’t deceptive. The car didn’t advance on dry, hard land. The attacker simulated the touch as much as possible, but as a former pirate who was adept at this, Yu Le was still able to find subtle differences in the feel.

There was sand and water. Combined with the direction of their progress, his armored car was semi-soaked in the sea and was heading deeper towards it.

But fuck it.

Yu Le rolled his eyes at the scene of the wasteland in front of him, activated the underwater mode of the vehicle, and carefully steered, as if what he held in his hand wasn’t a steering wheel but some kind of weird scalpel.

He operated the vehicle carefully, feeling every tremor caused by the rotation of the off roader. He used to steer a giant pirate ship that burned shuttle agent, and any small error would lead to the death of the entire crew. At that moment, it wasn’t difficult for him to judge the condition of the car only by the subtle reaction that the enemy couldn’t erase.

The car sank and the sand under the tires became solid, indicating they had returned to a safe direction. Ji Xiaoman adjusted her arms with a serious expression, as if she didn’t care whether Yu Le intended to drive the car into the deep sea or a crater.

“We’re under attack.”

“An attack.”

The two spoke almost at the same time. Yu Le let go of the steering wheel, clenched a gun in one hand, and nudged his shoulder. “You first.”

“My prosthetic is missing a part. The weight of one knuckle is gone. It may have been broken during the landing.”

Ji Xiaoman moved her metal fingers.

“No one can see the internal parts, so there are no missing parts. The outside is also equally as fine. According to Tang Yibu’s theory… Someone should have observed my other hand and covered it with the same perception… In order to keep us from finding out that ‘we’ve come to the island’.”

“The state of the car isn’t quite right,” Yu Le said smoothly. “The mess just now could be explained. They want to separate us and break us one by one. The car has been running for a while, so it’s too late for Xiao Ruan to react.”

“There should be a clue in the car.” Ji Xiaoman had already begun to grope and rummage around. “They can’t see the inside of the car from the outside, so the situation here shouldn’t be disguised. We shouldn’t go to the island unprepared.”

“Find clues first, then we’ll see what’s going on outside.” Yu Le made a quick decision, activated the body value detection system, and adjusted the light screen to an angle that couldn’t be seen from the outside. “Little profiteer, you’re small. I adjusted the light transmission of the glass behind the car. After you find something, go back and observe—you’re going to be the ‘dark sentry’.”

Yu Le groped around casually and, as a result, found an empty bag of squid feet that had the toothmarks of the iron bead remaining on it. He breathed a sigh of relief, got a lady finger, and put it in his mouth, trying to ease his nicotine addiction.

“Look at my physical condition on the light screen. Our senses now may not be accurate. Xiao Tang said the state of our bodies won’t lie though.” It was impossible for the outside people to know that he had activated this function. This was done just in time so he could use it as a detector.

Ji Xiaoman lengthened her face and didn’t seem to like this proposal very much.

“Hey, you’re thinking it’s because you’re a chick that I’m letting you do it?” Yu Le continued to drive forward cautiously. “Come on, Miss Profiteer. Although I don’t want to admit it, I prefer fighting hand-to-hand and can’t stand your messy little mechanisms. Besides, you’re so small. Or are you saying a 1.9-meter-tall man like me should go and make a surprise attack? People would be lifting their heads up before I even approach.”

“I want to rip your head off now—if you die, this car won’t start and it’ll give me more trouble,” Ji Xiaoman said sorrowfully. The voice wasn’t loud, but the deterrence was enough.

“You’re underestimating me. It’s not that easy to kill me.” Yu Le narrowed his eyes. “Have you found anything? Stop talking nonsense.”

Ji Xiaoman rolled her eyes at Yu Le and threw the old-fashioned cellphone on Yu Le’s lap. “The situation should be better if you observe it in abnormal ways.”

“Oh, this method is good.” Yu Le reacted quickly. He directly fixed the cellphone in front of the car with a robotic arm and opened the glass barriers between the front and rear seats. The small screen showed the shadow of the tree beside the beach.

Ji Xiaoman shrank up in the back seat, staring at Yu Le while eating lady fingers. After a few crunching sounds, she finished it off and recovered some energy and began to look at the outside through the cellphone camera.

“…Huh?”

“It’s different, I know.” Yu Le looked at the screen on the display intently.

“No, it’s dawn.” Ji Xiaoman pointed out the window. “It seems that a lot of the foreign influence has been removed.”

Only then did Yu Le raise his eyes and saw the sparkling sea. The rising sun was like a little melted gold. The sky had become clear and blue, and the edges were attached to the morning glow from the rising sun, creating a scene of tranquility.

However, the noise of the air conditioning in the back row made the sound quite incompatible with the current scene.

In the end, she was a young girl who grew up among the poisonous fog of the Underground City. Yu Le shook his head regretfully. Those who have seen such a scene like himself wouldn’t be shaken just now. After sighing in his heart, he turned his head to Ji Xiaoman’s side.

Then he inhaled deeply, drawing in a breath that was even louder than Ji Xiaoman.

‘Crazy,’ he thought.

The inside of the island was completely distorted. The closest thing to them was a huge ceramic doll’s head that he conservatively estimated to be about 30 meters high. Its color flaked and a small piece was broken off, while the remaining parts were marked with conspicuous cracks. Visceral flesh and blood trailed out of its head and were piled on the other side of the island; they were still twitching and pulsating, with a moist luster. The long feet of several insects extended out from nowhere, constantly stretching and curling, which was equally as large and frightening.

The only eye left on the ceramic doll was a little blue, and it looked at them indifferently.

Damaged colored building blocks, blood-stained blunt instruments, decaying books, squirming shadows; they mixed in different sizes and covered the entire island in a weird fusion. Further away, golden confetti rained down on iconic buildings of various countries that were inserted into the ruins like candles on a cake. Everything was illuminated by the brilliance of the rising sun, undulating in some bizarre way, as if it was breathing.

Truly a nightmare. Yu Le slowly swallowed. No wonder the ratings of Struggler II were so high. This scene must seem particularly exciting to the outside world. However, as a person up close to this nightmare, Yu Le couldn’t wait to turn around the car and drive it into the sea again.

In contrast, the prevention shelter in The Glass Conservatory was quite lovely.

“I should cherish the Sea of Ruins.” Yu Le murmured. “Fuck, laozi’s original life was so normal. Not to mention a year. If I stay here for a month, I might really go insane.”

The broken head of the ceramic doll trembled and turned around, bringing up dust as birds flew away. Its facial features were slightly distorted as it tried to squeeze out a smile.

As an experienced mechanical hunter, Ji Xiaoman shivered visibly to the naked eye.

“It’s like… It’s like entering the brain of a mentally ill person.” It took her a long time to find her voice.

“More like entering the brain of a group of psychopaths.” Yu Le made a feeble correction. “Little profiteer, are we still proceeding?”

Ji Xiaoman stared at the broken ceramic head, shaking like a sieve for a while before finally settling on her thoughts.

“Go,” she said, picking up the phone and looking out the window. In the picture taken by the camera, there was no distortion. Only a little pile of ruins of a building obscured by the forest could be seen. “It’s not real anyway.”

“Come on, you’re stuttering.” Yu Le didn’t look at the eerie scene anymore. He adjusted his state for a while and continued to move towards the forest. “Let’s go if we can bear it. As far as the virtues of those two crazy boys are concerned, if we’re to retreat here, most likely we won’t be able to touch even a single hair of Professor Ruan’s.”

As Yu Le guessed, as the sun rose, Ruan Xian and Tang Yibu both saw the distortion on the island. However, they just glanced at it lightly, and then stared at each other again.

Tang Yibu grabbed two skewers of charred grilled fish with both hands, with a serious expression, as if he was holding two military-grade knives.

“This is my answer,” Ruan Xian said. “If you really want to find the flaws in MUL-01, it’s better to ask Professor Ruan.”

Tang Yibu mechanically took a bite of the grilled fish, chewing it with a click as his eyes stared blankly forward.

Was the blow that big? Ruan Xian felt a little puzzled, but he didn’t plan to let the other party off the hook. “Now it’s your turn.”

“What?” Tang Yibu spoke monotonously, looking a bit distracted.

“Information.” Ruan Xian cruelly snatched the grilled fish from Tang Yibu’s other hand and took a bite of it. He didn’t mind the giant pile of internal organs squirming not far away. “This was a deal. I can’t really tell you this for free.”

He had revealed enough. If Tang Yibu knew some details, he could probably deduce that he had “disappeared” before NUL-00 was destroyed, or that this part of his memory had been modified. However, whether the other party was willing to believe it or not was still a question. After all, what he gave was just scraps.

In the end, even if he had a special love for the android, Ruan Xian was also unwilling to reveal all information to Tang Yibu—Tang Yibu’s thoughts on “Ruan Xian” should be far from as simple as it seems. Until determining the other party’s true attitude, spreading out all his cards prematurely would leave him with no out.

Ruan Xian himself, a clone who could be unwittingly executing Ruan Xian’s plans, or a clone that was abandoned by Ruan Xian… Regarding his identity, he could roughly guess many possibilities. According to Tang Yibu’s position, he had to consider how to smoothly switch these identities.

“Oh…” Tang Yibu’s reaction was a lot slower now. Facing the distorted scene of the island with his back, the android was gnawing on the grilled fish blankly, with a little black ash on his face, like a cat who saw a thunderstorm for the first time.

Ruan Xian couldn’t help poking that face.

“Did you have a body when you were abandoned by Ruan Xian?” He also chose a question that wasn’t too in-depth. Looking at the current state of the android who was in a trance, maybe he could pull out some other clues.

Tang Yibu claimed he created this body himself. So, before this, whether Tang Yibu had abandoned his original body or existed alone in the form of a cybernetic brain, he needed a helper.

A cybernetic brain couldn’t move. Even if he had an original body, it was difficult for him to build this body without being noticed.

Tang Yibu finally got his attention back.

“I know what you want to ask,” the android whispered. “This body was made when I sneaked into Struggler. Plan Corp started this show a few years before the Great Rebellion in the 22nd century, and many android shows on other themes have been launched in the follow-up, but the Struggler series has always been the most popular. Many of the androids in the show can be sold at the end of each issue.”

This guy had started talking about other information again. Ruan Xian narrowed his eyes.

“That’s very interesting.” Ruan Xian directly blocked Taking Yibu’s words. “Since you’re a ‘weapon’ made by Ruan Xian after the Great Rebellion, how did you mix into the Android Show that existed before it?”

“Because that show lasted for many years, it didn’t stop immediately because of the rebellion.”

Tang Yibu pointed blankly to the island where they were.

“There are no humans in The Android Show. At the same time, they maintained their own set of life circles that the Mainbrain didn’t have the need to specifically deal with. You can think of it as a small country isolated from the world. Considering the situation of The Glass Conservatory, shooting and recording may not have stopped, and the external facilities are also well preserved. This is the only place where I can customize my body as the remaining resources are basically in the hands of the Order Supervisors.”

“I see.” Ruan Xian’s tone rose at the end of the sentence.

“At that time, I did have assistance as well. It was easy to cajole humans. Not to mention it’s a chaotic environment.” Tang Yibu didn’t look at Ruan Xian. “This is all the information I can give you.”

“Next…”

“Tang Yibu?!” a strange voice interjected. “Oh my god, is it Tang Yibu?”

Ruan Xian turned his head abruptly. A man and a woman were standing in the distance. The man was waving his hand at them.

They were faces that he didn’t know.

“Tsk.” Tang Yibu’s reaction was even more dry—the android smacked his lips loudly.


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Happy Doomsday Ch141

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 141: Defects

He couldn’t continue anymore.

The other party seemed to see that he was emotionally unstable and compelled one set after another. Tang Yibu skillfully used the countermeasures he had thought of before and decisively pushed the temptation back, but his Mr. Ruan didn’t have much intention of buying it.

Tang Yibu took a sip of the soup. The strong taste of the pepper broth swirled on the tip of his tongue. Before drinking this soup, he must calculate a comprehensive countermeasure.

The identity of NUL-00 must not be exposed now.

“As the main person in charge of NUL-00, I should be able to provide you with some useful information.” Mr. Ruan didn’t stop the terrible bewitching, apparently not accepting his previous explanation as it was.

His heart and mouth seemed to be pierced, and a peculiar pain spread slowly.

‘I want to know,’ Tang Yibu thought. He wanted to know very much at this moment. In the five years when he first saw the world for the first time, it was almost like a snap of a finger. How did that person see him?

It was a great opportunity to inquire. As Mr. Ruan said, it was difficult to completely falsify such memories. He could definitely find some gold from the sand and find the thread that was difficult to solve.

However, this subconscious thought made Tang Yibu choke even more severely.

Why did he care so much about the views of “Ruan Xian”? No matter what that person once thought, it was true that he had abandoned him.

Even if a miracle of all miracles happened, the Professor Ruan they were about to meet wasn’t the real thing, and there was a high probability that his Mr. Ruan wasn’t either—in theory, the S-type Prototype could repair abnormal lesions, but it was produced after he was abandoned. Mr. Ruan fused with it long ago, so what about the time before this?

And thus lay the problem—Leaving aside other contradictions, if he assumed that his Mr. Ruan was Ruan Xian himself, then the basic prerequisite would be that Mr. Ruan’s body was preserved.

If this was part of a formal treatment plan, out of all the information he had rummaged through, he found no such clue. Besides this, Mr. Ruan wouldn’t be so confused that he couldn’t figure out Tang Yibu’s own identity.

…Unless he had “disappeared” in an informal way.

If that was the case that it needed to be buried in the dark, it didn’t make sense to preserve Ruan Xian’s body.

First of all, the access of materials to and from the institute was strictly controlled, and it was impossible to take Ruan Xian’s body away. Secondly, even if Ruan Xian’s body was properly preserved, such technology absolutely needed to be hosted online by a system. Under the indiscriminate scanning at the time, Tang Yibu didn’t find a similar device.

However, this wasn’t the first time his Mr. Ruan had puzzled him.

A product and emotions that shouldn’t exist outside of logic. Most likely, Mr. Ruan was a fake, and he also hoped that Mr. Ruan was a fake.

But…

“For the NUL-00 you made, you—” Tang Yibu still spoke strangely.

“There is a problem.” Yu Le suddenly raised his voice.

Ji Xiaoman, who was repairing the iron bead, stopped. Tang Yibu swallowed the rest of the words he hadn’t asked, causing Ruan Xian to frown.

“I cooked this soup using a special method,” Yu Le said as he sprinkled salt into the soup again. He smacked his mouth, and his expression suddenly turned a little ugly. “The taste doesn’t seem right.”

After that, Yu Le rushed back into the car. “Be careful, something is wrong! In order to prevent that kid, Tang Yibu, from stealing food, I hid the meat in the front row… It disappeared for four or five days!”

No one knew where Yu Le hid the meat, and they only left The Glass Conservatory for a day.

Ruan Xian subconsciously pulled Tang Yibu to his side and looked around vigilantly. The iron bead, which was turned over and being petted by Ji Xiaoman, also woke up. It stirred its little legs with great effort, bounced to Ruan Xian’s feet, and barked inexplicably.

“Go back to the car first. Now all back to the car.” Yu Le tightened his muscles. “Never mind the pot of soup alone. You two hurry over—”

Before he finished speaking, the rest of the words were all blocked in his throat. He felt his throat closing up.

Tang Yibu and Ruan Lijie disappeared.

The two young people who were still standing there completely disappeared within the next second. The bowl and spoon in Tang Yibu’s hand were placed upright in the open space, looking particularly creepy.

“Hold on to me, little profiteer.” Yu Le jumped back into the car, clutching Ji Xiaoman’s metal prosthesis tightly in one hand. “It’s so fucking heinous—”

“My right arm has been reduced by 80 grams.” Ji Xiaoman’s voice was also full of vigilance. “Although it looks intact…”

“We obviously haven’t arrived at The Android Show yet.” Yu Le directly abandoned the pots and pans and food outside the car, activated all the defenses of the vehicle, and started the car. “What the hell is going on?”

This was also spoken by Ruan Xian.

He wasn’t sure if Tang Yibu’s warning of “don’t get too close to humans” had turned into a curse, as Ji Xiaoman and Yu Le, as well as the car, had completely disappeared. The bonfire and the bubbling soup were still in place, exuding an uncomfortable sense of dissonance.

“We are already on the island, Mr. Ruan.” Tang Yibu suddenly opened his mouth.

“But the Struggler II show is about a five-day drive from The Glass Conservatory, and I don’t feel anyone else around.”

Otherwise, he wouldn’t talk about NUL-00.

“Temporarily suppressing memory and blurring the senses. One can’t feel how much time has passed if there’s not enough familiar reference.”

Tang Yibu lowered his voice.

“But according to my experience, they won’t rush to approach raw faces. It’s normal for you not to perceive it. Words with personal characteristics and things that cannot be observed can be fooled by them, but it’s easy to find something wrong, so…”

“So, so far, there’s no issues with our conversations, and the equipment and supplies have not been detected by the other side, so it can’t be faked.” Ruan Xian reacted quickly.

The environment near the island was much the same. They were in a dark and quiet place. The attacker should have spent time in a similar environment, so it wasn’t difficult to disguise it. Yu Le hid the meat in the car, and the attacker couldn’t figure out the structure of the car from a long distance, which meant the environment in the car was absolutely real.

As for the outside of the car…

Smell, taste, vision, and the most basic hearing; these perceptions that contain a small amount of information weren’t necessarily true. It could have been collected at random. Conversations were difficult to fake naturally and couldn’t be easily fooled.

In other words, they most likely had a conversation in an extremely realistic “VR chat room” just now. Fiction and reality were mixed so well that he didn’t see any flaws.

Ruan Xian didn’t speak again.

He closed his eyes and pushed the perceptual ability of the S-type Prototype to its limit. Countless messages flocked into his brain—this time he smelled the sea, the wet sand, and the damp forest; and he heard the distant heartbeat, the friction of clothes and human skin, and a conversation in low voices.

“It’s almost time,” that distant voice said. “Huh, they… Two of them seem to have found out.”

Ruan Xian opened his eyes abruptly and knelt on one knee. The long-lost sense of overdraft crept up his spine. The iron bead leaned forward anxiously, tugging at him with its teeth, as if to urge him to stand up quickly.

Without corresponding perception and machinery, they could only passively accept the influence and couldn’t resist it. This was undoubtedly the worst situation; they obviously knew it in advance…

Wait, they knew in advance that this kind of thing would happen.

“Yibu, is there a way to break the visual perception misdirection?” Ruan Xian kept his eyes closed and began to rummage around his body.

“Create a way of observation that the attacker cannot infer.” The smile in Tang Yibu’s voice disappeared, and he was obviously on full alert. “Mr. Ruan, we shouldn’t have been on the island for long.”

Ruan Xian understood what he meant; they wouldn’t be stupid enough to stumble into the pit twice.

…Just as they wouldn’t set foot on this island unprepared.

Ruan Xian felt two cold machines the size of playing cards, about half a centimeter thick, in his waist bag. He smoothly handed one to Tang Yibu. “Take it.”

It wasn’t a delicate piece of work. It felt like an old-fashioned cellphone that had long been eliminated with the introduction of electronic wristbands that could project light screens. However, these two objects were the things he still had an impression of among all their supplies.

This should be their preparation in advance.

Changing the way of observation, it wasn’t convenient to use glass-type machinery that was easily attacked and not flexible enough. If there were people who were good at calculations on the opposite side, their observation angle would be easily exposed, but old-fashioned cellphones were different—slight differences in angles, distances, and parameter settings could make the range of the scene that it captured vary a lot.

Tang Yibu didn’t ask much. They always had a comfortable tacit understanding in this situation.

The android flipped open the cellphone-like machine and turned it on. He started to observe the surroundings through the camera on the screen. Ruan Xian didn’t explain much and did the same thing almost at the same time.

‘It feels really weird,’ Ruan Xian thought.

Inside and outside the screen, the world was torn into two versions.

What they saw were ruins and deserts. Their feet stepped on the dusty wastelands, and they smelled spoiled gasoline and dry dust, but in the instant shot of the camera, they saw sea water that was barely up to their calves. Their surroundings were only sea water and the forest of an island, engulfed by the darkness of night.

“Their technology has improved a lot.” Tang Yibu kicked the water.

“Let’s go ashore first,” Ruan Xian said.

The sensory invasion was more troublesome than he thought. Whether it was the sea water that wasn’t all that high or the water droplets that were kicked at his body by Tang Yibu, he couldn’t perceive it at all. The sense of existence of the solid wasteland under his feet was all he could feel.

However, as soon as they walked ashore for four or five minutes, everything around them suddenly returned to “normal”. The warm sea water rolled over their skin, bringing the unique fishy smell of the ocean, and the forest rustled not far away.

Did they find out they couldn’t deal with them, so they gave up?

“Pay attention to the screen. There may be other hidden traps.” Ruan Xian didn’t let go of his vigilance so easily. He looked at the cellphone in his hand. “You wrote a description on the back. The battery life of this thing is enough to last for a week. Just remember to take it out and charge it during the day.”

“Understood.” Tang Yibu didn’t stop shooting. “…There’s a vehicle on the beach over there, it’s Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman.”

Ruan Xian sighed. “Their situation?”

“They started to drive into the sea, but it turned around in time. It should be fine.”

“Well, I can also hear a little engine sound, so it should be them, but it’s already quite far away. It’s not appropriate to rush to them to try and catch up.” Ruan Xian dug out the sand in his ears.

Things were still a bit troublesome. Although Yu Le made the proper judgment, they were successfully separated. Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman were both people who had fought their way through hell. They wouldn’t be killed so simply. The situation on their side was more troublesome—they had sufficient combat power, but they had a serious lack of resources. They didn’t even have fresh water.

Although they brought some supplies with them, they could also get fresh water from things in the forest. Unfortunately, both of them were large energy consumers, and they didn’t have much free time to collect resources themselves.

“There are coconut trees over there.” As if he had discovered Ruan Xian’s thoughts, Tang Yibu turned his camera. “First replenish some calories before chasing. The soup just now was definitely sea water. My mouth is full of salty and bitter tastes. Ugh.”

Before Ruan Xian could answer, Tang Yibu returned to the shore first and climbed up and down the coconut trees a few times to get a few coconuts.

“There are fish and crabs by the sea. Before we go deeper, we have to at least have a full meal.” The android pressed the coconut open with his bare hands and handed it to Ruan Xian. “It’s almost dawn. Let’s go find them after sunrise. With a good grasp of this island, we can also know how to avoid surveillance.”

Ruan Xian took the coconut. The sweet coconut juice moistened his throat, and his dehydrated innards seemed to be slowly unfolding. Tang Yibu used a knife to dig out the coconut meat and used the knife as a fork as he ate it. His eyes were staring straight at the shadows of fish in the sea.

The sky at the end of the ocean had begun to show orange, and the dark island began to become clearer with the gradual rise of the sun.

“Alright, let’s talk about it at dawn.” After drinking the coconut juice, Ruan Xian felt better.

His answer was already close at hand.

After he found the answer, what would he do next? It was better to find himself a new task, such as how to swindle Tang Yibu to spill the beans, or simply solve all the mysteries surrounding that guy. Along the way, he watched as the android started to become more human—although his thoughts and most of his behavior were far from those of human beings, the android had developed a wonderful sense of maturity.

Ruan Xian thought the feeling felt familiar and he liked it very much.

He remembered the computer room buried deep in his memory and NUL-00 that accompanied him day and night for five years. Ruan Xian hadn’t had time to verify whether it possessed a certain degree of emotion and perception, nor had he had time to determine whether its subtle behaviors came from imitation of self-thinking. It was the work he had devoted the most effort to, but it ended in a semi-finished state.

Did it suffer the moment it was destroyed?

Now that he could distinguish grief from chaotic anger, this strange freshness made him unable to help but start thinking and pursuing questions that he had never thought about before. Ruan Xian touched the scar on his left wrist and lowered his gaze.

Maybe it was the conversation that mentioned NUL-00 that he couldn’t help but start thinking about it again.

“About the question you just mentioned.” Seeing Tang Yibu with a fish in one hand and another fish in his mouth, Ruan Xian took out a lighter and dug up a pit and filled it with dead branches mixed with fuel as he continued the topic. “Are you still interested in exchanging information? About NUL-00.”

The fish in Tang Yibu’s mouth plopped to the ground, now covered in sand.

“……Nn.”

There was a bit of suspiciousness in the calmness of the android. He started to prepare the fish with a wooden face, and his hands were covered in blood. He didn’t formally ask the question until he had finished preparing the fish and skewered them with sticks.

An unblemished, very professional question. Ruan Xian thought Tang Yibu would ask more emotional things, but the other party was much more cautious than he thought. It seemed that he really didn’t want to exchange too much information about himself.

“As the designer of NUL-00,” Tang Yibu wiped the fish blood from his hand with a handkerchief and looked directly into Ruan Xian’s eyes. “What do you think is its biggest flaw?”

“…Why do you want to ask this question?”

“It’s said that the same set of core designs were applied to the Mainbrain and NUL-00, which means they should have relatively consistent weaknesses… This should actually be classified as free shared intelligence.” Tang Yibu’s expression was serious.

From an angle that Ruan Xian couldn’t see, he secretly clenched his fists. Weaknesses were important, but any other information was equally important. This was the most appropriate question he could think of…

Am I not doing well enough? It was just that one time when he didn’t finish the subject.

Why do you have to deny me and destroy me?

…Why did you leave me?

“I can’t answer you. I’m sorry.” After thinking for a moment, Ruan Xian sighed. “It may be a bit arrogant to say that… I haven’t found any fatal shortcomings in it. If you insist on an answer, I would say it’s a bit capricious at best.”

“…But you postponed the launch of NUL-00.”

“In my impression, that’s not its problem, it’s ours.” Ruan Xian shook his head, his tone serious.

“It wasn’t ready yet. It was tantamount to giving a child the most advanced gun. He will easily hurt himself and bring danger to others. In the event of a problem, isn’t it the adult who gave the gun that bears the most responsibility?”

“The truth, Mr. Ruan, the truth. I’m not here to listen to you preach.” Tang Yibu still stared straight at him. “According to what I know about you, this should only be part of the reason.”

Ruan Xian smiled.

“Yes. There was also a way to force it to work, enter countless guidelines for it, and pay attention to corrections all the time. Although it was very troublesome and the risk wasn’t low, it wasn’t impossible to do it. It’s just…”

“It’s just…?”

“I used to live like that.” Ruan Xian took a step towards Tang Yibu. “Abide by all the rules that ’kind people’ need to abide by and interact with people in the most appropriate way. I will have my own judgments, but I will never be able to execute those judgments. Guess what life would be like?”

Tang Yibu stopped speaking. The fish by the fire smelled a little burnt, but he didn’t even look at it.

“It was hell. I never had a good time.” Ruan Xian spread his hands. “Since you’re the work of Professor Ruan, you know how dangerous I am to normal people.”

He wasn’t Frankenstein, but if one insisted on a definition, he was closer to that of Frankenstein’s monster.

But he also had the ability to create. Ruan Xian created a life. Even if no one agreed that it was a life, he still insisted on that point stubbornly.

It was just that, in order to be a normal person, he never made such relevant remarks.

In those five years, Ruan Xian gradually discovered one thing—he seemed to have created a “similar kind” of himself.

Then he had a wish, a small, not-so-great wish…

“So in the matter of directly instilling the norms of right and wrong… From a human perspective, I understand the dangers it may bring, and I have no interest in ruining human society. From a personal point of view, I hope it will not live as uncomfortable as I did.”

“In the end, you destroyed it,” Tang Yibu said softly.

“No, I don’t have that impression.” Ruan Xian shook his head very seriously. “And I will never do that.”

At the same time.

“NUL-00 is really still there.”

A man stood up from his chair and stared at the signal feedback on the light screen.

“…It seems that I didn’t wait in vain.”


The author has something to say:

Tang got his father’s (?) evaluation: A bit capricious.

Tang: ………………

I finally let them eat coconuts! (……


Kinky Thoughts:

End of the arc. Summary below.

The team entered The Glass Conservatory in an attempt to find Ruan Xian’s whereabouts. Their target is Luo Jian, who was known as the best infiltrator of the rebel army. They located him at a prevention shelter, where he was locked up for having doomsday thoughts.

As it turned out, The Glass Conservatory is a sort of utopia created by the Mainbrain where society is dictated by it. People live in a relatively peaceful environment, with everything from job selection to entertainment consumption being controlled by the Mainbrain. Those who don’t conform are thrown into the prevention shelter for “treatment”.

To infiltrate the prevention shelter while not exposing his thoughts to the Mainbrain via mind scanner, Ruan Xian took a huge dose of a memory suppressant that gave him temporary amnesia. His plan was successful and proved that he was still human since memory suppressants shouldn’t work on bionic life.

While Ruan Xian was gone, Tang Yibu felt an uncomfortable feeling developing inside of him. Missing his Mr. Ruan, Tang Yibu infiltrated the prevention shelter early in order to meet with him and also address this bubbling feeling that he couldn’t process. He plans to extract the information about “Ruan Xian” from Ruan Xian after he gets it from Luo Jian, and then kill him and turn him into a blood bag, hoping that this will resolve his inexplicable feelings.

Meanwhile, Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman stumble upon Luo Fei, who introduced them to a memory cocktail. Here, they could go into a dreamworld where they could read explicit materials that are banned by the Mainbrain. They also discovered an organization called Pear Blossom that rejects the Mainbrain’s control and preached doomsday theories.

Ruan Xian managed to get close to Luo Jian. Feeling that he had gotten enough information, Tang Yibu enacted his plan to kill Ruan Xian. Ruan Xian, aware of the other party’s motive, also made his move. The two had a showdown, with Tang Yibu eventually coming out on top, but he was unable to kill Ruan Xian. Still unsure why, they had make-up sex and start to plan for the next step.

Tang Yibu convinced Gong Siyi, the doctor at the prevention shelter, to do joint therapy with Ruan Xian and Luo Jian. This basically pulled Ruan Xian into the dreamworld created by Luo Jian. Here was where they discovered the real truth. Luo Jian infiltrated The Glass Conservatory a few years ago and met with “Ruan Xian”. There he discovered the truth behind this petri dish. In an attempt to keep the rebellion alive, Luo Jian created a “joint dreamworld” that could connect everyone to it, mainly the rebels. They would hold their meetings here, and this would escape the notice of the Mainbrain. In order to keep his physical body safe, he pretended to be mad and put himself in the prevention shelter. However, the Mainbrain noticed the anomalies and the movements of Pear Blossom and sent programs to infiltrate Luo Jian’s dreamworld, essentially slowly destroying it until Luo Jian could no longer remember things in great detail. This would eventually collapse his mind and destroy the rebels’ meeting spot with it.

Eventually, they were able to deal with the Mainbrain’s programs, but Luo Jian’s world was exposed. To send him a warning, Pear Blossom was captured and sent to the prevention shelter. Luo Jian then decided to wipe his memory and thus end the dreamland. However, his son, Luo Fei, who was a clone created by the Mainbrain, injected Luo Jian’s real memories into himself and became the new spark for the rebellion and set up his own mind to be the next dreamland for the rebels.

The party then wreaked havoc in The Glass Conservatory so they could escape from it. In the process, they attracted the attention of the Commander-in-Chief of the Order Supervisors, Zhuo Muran. After a deadly confrontation, they managed to escape and head towards their destination, The Android Show.

Other important notes: Ruan Xian confessed his feelings to Tang Yibu, while Tang Yibu was still unsure of how he felt. As an android who had never had any kind of reference to human emotions, he couldn’t give a conclusive answer.

Side characters:

Luo Fei is the son of Luo Jian. As Luo Jian’s real son had died a long time ago, he was created by the Mainbrain using information gathered as a way to “correct” Luo Jian’s personality. At first, he joined Pear Blossom as a rookie who thought the organization was nothing more than a book club that was dedicated to reading and spreading texts that were banned by the Mainbrain. Eventually, he discovered the truth and became the new “joint dreamland” for the rebels.


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Happy Doomsday Ch140

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 140: Your Maker

Yu Le parked the armored off-roader among the ruins of the city.

The condition of the car wasn’t good, and the substitute driving machine made by Ji Xiaoman was temporarily unavailable. The iron bead had fallen asleep after a big meal and was snoring loudly. They simply got out of the car and began to take a short rest.

The nights in the Sea of Ruins and The Glass Conservatory belonged to two completely different worlds; only the starry sky was similar. Because of the lack of forestry, the Sea of Ruins was particularly cold after nightfall. The sand on the ground rose with the wind from time to time, beating dust into people’s hair. They had left behind the detection drones belonging to the Order Supervisors and, in turn, ran into a habitat of giant mechanical life. The reconnaissance aircraft didn’t go deeper into these areas but circled around the edges.

The collapsed buildings were like part of the city of the dead, while the slow-moving mechanical life inside were like scavengers. They slowly nibbled on the collapsed buildings, taking from them the metal materials and mechanical remains that they wanted.

Compared with those huge things, the size of the armored off-roader was at best a small matchbox. Yu Le parked it in a pile of chewed up building rubble. The mechanical beings apparently lacked interest in the bagasse that others had chewed, so not many were willing to come forward.

Ji Xiaoman set up a sonic device to expel mechanical life, so the medium-sized ones didn’t approach. However, due to the limitations of the material, the device could only emit one type of soundwave, so, reasonably speaking, the effects weren’t that great.

Perhaps Tang Yibu did something, Ruan Xian thought as he looked at Tang Yibu beside him.

Tang Yibu sat by the campfire with his arms folded, still looking harmless with a smile on his face, his golden eyes shining under the light of the flame. Yu Le was unpacking a pack of freeze-dried vegetables while the soup in the pot was bubbling, exuding the scent of pepper and meat. Ji Xiaoman turned on another light and was busy wiping the wound of the iron bead, intently applying something like a metal patch; her attention was completely focused on it.

Above their heads were broken sloping slabs of stone, covering all external light. The space wasn’t small, nor was it much too big. In the caves piled high with the ruins of civilization, the darkness was so thick that it seemed to be touchable with one’s hands.

Although the android hid his hands in the shadows, Ruan Xian still saw the other party’s clenched hands.

Tang Yibu’s mood wasn’t very good.

Ruan Xian thought this had nothing to do with him. Tang Yibu was equipped with a fairly powerful artificial intelligence. He wasn’t like a petulant adolescent child who likes splitting hairs. If he was worried about something, then that problem must be quite difficult to solve. There was no need to bother him.

…Or so this was what Ruan Xian told himself.

Ruan Xian’s gaze floated to the other party’s hands for the third time, seeing that the android’s hand had become a little red.

[At that time, I always liked to cross my fingers, fold them together, and then crack my fingers. It’s quite painful.]

Tang Yibu was sad about something.

It was probably about The Android Show. Tang Yibu obviously didn’t want to share this part of his experience with him. If he wanted to think about it, it was most likely related to Tang Yibu’s true origin. He disclosed part of the information at Yu Le’s request, but there were few clues related to Tang Yibu himself.

Speaking of which, he never seemed to really understand Tang Yibu’s own abilities as an artificial intelligence. He usually handled the surveillance that captured him, and at most would used his so-called management authority to influence simple machinery of the Mainbrain. Considering the current situation, this guy should also have the same ability to communicate with mechanical life, as well as a short-term means of rewriting programs.

But all this was superficial. He didn’t know much in this 12-year gap, and he couldn’t make any relatively accurate judgement on Tang Yibu’s abilities. Even Ruan Xian didn’t know the content of the other party’s initial “project”.

So far, the interest between the two had been stable enough, but Tang Yibu was still extremely secretive about giving up clues about his maker. If it was true, as Yu Le said, Tang Yibu was the product of an artificial intelligence project of Plan Corp. There was no need for him to conceal the truth to this extent. He could take advantage of the current atmosphere to slightly mention it.

After all, the other party even gave him information about the A-type Prototype. Even if Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman didn’t understand, Ruan Xian had the confidence to understand the subtext.

But Tang Yibu didn’t do so.

At present, there were three possibilities he could guess. First, the artificial intelligence equipped in Tang Yibu was very important, and the existence itself was at least more sensitive than the A-type Prototype. Second, out of a certain emotion, the android didn’t want to share his past with others. Third, it was a mix of the above two reasons.

Ruan Xian had a faint guess.

Yes, he could test it out. Ruan Xian took a breath, stretched out his hand, and gently but forcefully unwrapped Tang Yibu’s tightly clenched fist.

“You can hold my hand.” Ruan Xian smiled. “In a bad mood?”

Tang Yibu retracted his gaze from the soup and gave Ruan Xian a sideways glance. His beautiful golden eyes had a sense of transparency under the fire. Ruan Xian couldn’t help but stretch out his other hand and touch the side of Tang Yibu’s eyes.

“I can help you analyze it, just like you did for me in the joint dream.” Ruan Xian coaxed patiently. He had an illusion—it was like he was stretching out his hands, waiting for a beast to approach on its own.

Tang Yibu didn’t answer, nor did he smile, but looked at Ruan Xian quietly. He held Ruan Xian’s hand meekly, with some force.

“You were abandoned by your maker before entering the show, right?” Ruan Xian’s voice was very soft.

Tang Yibu tilted his head slightly, still expressionless, and the strength in his hands increased a bit. The beast leaned down, not knowing if it was going to attack or rub his outstretched hand with its nose.

“Until now, I have had some guesses.” Ruan Xian continued firmly. “Your maker is it—”

“—is it Professor Ruan?” Tang Yibu finished the sentence almost simultaneously with him.

Then the android fell into a terrifying silence again.

“According to my speculation, given Ruan Xian’s situation, it’s impossible to deal with the Mainbrain only by spreading the truth and armed resistance. Since MUL-01 was jointly developed by Fan Linsong and him, while difficult, it’s not impossible to slowly collect resources and create a more controllable artificial intelligence for a counterattack.”

As his hands were held tighter and tighter, Ruan Xian resisted the urge to exhale.

“After experiencing the Great Rebellion of the 22nd century, Professor Ruan’s requirements for artificial intelligence should be extremely demanding. If he wasn’t satisfied with the work, it would be a bit wasteful to dispose of it directly, so he could’ve added a deadly command to the underlying program to be hostile towards the Mainbrain and then banish it. Such a possibility could exist.”

Tang Yibu had a subtle attitude towards Professor Ruan. The android had always shown indifference, and his evaluations were “unfamiliar”, “cruel”, and the likes. However, Tang Yibu had never clearly opposed his own search for this target that would inevitably be targeted by the Mainbrain.

Especially now. Professor Ruan was in an environment that made Tang Yibu feel pain, yet he still had no intentions of leaving or looking for a compromise—even if Tang Yibu, who was keen to protect himself, was willing to suffer a controllable injury for him, he would not really give up his life for Ruan Xian. This, Ruan Xian was very sure of.

“If that’s the case…”

“If that’s the case?” Tang Yibu grabbed Ruan Xian’s hand and got closer.

“You can tell me your project, and I’ll see if I can help.” Ruan Xian chose the softest breakthrough point.

He couldn’t push Tang Yibu too hard.

“Sure enough, I can’t hide it from you.” After a few seconds, Tang Yibu let go of Ruan Xian’s hand. “I am indeed a failure made by Professor Ruan. The core of MUL-01 was completed by Fan Linsong, which took countless resources and time. So far, they still haven’t made anything in this environment that can match the Mainbrain.”

“It’s a pity that even if I’m a failed product, once the Mainbrain knows of my existence, it will definitely make great efforts to eliminate me. Even if it can temporarily tolerate an A-type Prototype with outstanding destructive ability…” Tang Yibu pointed to his chest.

“…It’s impossible to let go of a brother with the same ‘bloodline’.” He nodded his head again.

As he said this, he stared intently into Ruan Xian’s eyes with a smile that had a vague hint of detachment.

“As for my project, you have already helped a lot, Mr. Ruan. Don’t bother too much about it.” Tang Yibu spoke in a soft voice and with a perfect smile. “If I really don’t understand, I will definitely discuss it with you… Can I hug you?”

“Yes.” Ruan Xian opened his arms and let Tang Yibu hug him tightly. The android put his chin on his shoulder and hugged his back fiercely with both arms. It was a hug that was almost coquettish, but from his perspective, Ruan Xian couldn’t see Tang Yibu’s expression.

“I should have killed you earlier,” Tang Yibu said softly in his ear.

“Why?” Ruan Xian calmly asked back, pressing a hand on the back of Tang Yibu’s head. “It’s not too late. You can do it anytime.”

Tang Yibu grunted a few times, dissatisfied, then softened his body and hugged Ruan Xian tighter.

Ruan Xian thought, in that conversation just now, Tang Yibu didn’t seem to be lying, and there were no logical issues. He would consider trusting Tang Yibu…

…How strange.

From an angle that Tang Yibu couldn’t see, Ruan Xian smiled to himself.

If Tang Yibu’s patch wasn’t so fast and perfect, maybe he could still buy it. The android absolutely concealed something about himself. The perfect mask that couldn’t be broken in the past became flawed during the period when the other party’s emotions were shaken—Tang Yibu was gradually approaching a living creature with rich emotions. No matter how good an actor was, he couldn’t act with emotions he couldn’t control.

Sure enough, he couldn’t be careless for a single moment. Ruan Xian turned his head sideways and kissed Tang Yibu’s ear.

After all, so far, it wasn’t clear who had domesticated who.

Yu Le tapped the edge of the pot with a ladle and cleared his throat vigorously. “Hurry up if you want some soup. No one will deliver the food to you two sticky guys.”

“I hope you can complete that subject before we find Professor Ruan.” Seeing Tang Yibu twisting under the temptation of the smell, Ruan Xian let go of his arms. “Actually, you can rely on me a little more, Yibu. I can trade my past for a little bit of your past.”

Tang Yibu picked up the bowl and stuffed the spoon into his mouth. Hearing Ruan Xian’s words, he turned his head and almost choked. After coughing for a long time, Tang Yibu took the bowl seriously and sat back down with Ruan Xian.

“For example, in my memory, how I appeared here and what happened to my age.”

“For example, in my memory, what kind of person is ‘Ruan Xian’.”

Ruan Xian propped his cheek with one hand and wiped the soup stains on the corners of Tang Yibu’s mouth with the other.

“Of course, maybe none of these memories are real, and there is no reference value. I’m about to meet another Professor Ruan soon, and you don’t have to make this deal with me.”

Tang Yibu slowly drank a spoonful of soup, then pushed the bowl in the direction of Ruan Xian. “…You don’t need to understand my past, Mr. Ruan.”

“But I want to know more about the object of my affection,” Ruan Xian said with a smile. “Just communicate the details that don’t matter. You see, after all, I am also a person who has made artificial intelligence projects. Even if I am a counterfeit, these highly professional memories aren’t completely forged.”

Tang Yibu almost choked a second time. Ruan Xian patted him on the back.

“As the main person in charge of NUL-00, I should be able to provide you with some useful information.”


The author has something to say:

Tang begins to shake, Ruan begins to doubt (?

There is indeed no falsehood in Tang’s words. XD


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Happy Doomsday Ch139

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 139: Hatred

Tang Yibu had never been so troubled.

He faintly found the feeling of being trapped by a subject for the first time, with an added familiar tension. Mr. Ruan’s confession made him confused, so much so that he forgot to eat lunch. Although the hunger in his stomach was there, opening his eyes meant he had to divert some of his energy to communicate with others.

At the moment, he still wanted to focus all his energy on analyzing the relationship between the two of them.

Tang Yibu simply rested on Ruan Xian’s shoulders like that, pretending to be asleep. The other person’s body gently undulated with his breathing. His heartbeat was steady and strong, and there was a smell that he liked very much, like the morning air in the snow.

The definition of “like” and “love” were different, and Tang Yibu knew this well. Liking could be attraction, appreciation, and could have millions of different frivolous explanations. He used to be able to admit that he liked Mr. Ruan generously—he liked the other party’s taste and the feel of his skin, his strength, and his way of thinking… He liked it very much, from head to toe.

This included the fact that they could embrace each other, fight hand in hand, and consider how to kill each other at the same time.

They were very comfortable with each other, and their complete distrust only brought unconcerned relaxation. The two thought in relatively similar ways. Tang Yibu believed that the other party was extremely precious.

The next step was to maintain this way of getting along.

But Tang Yibu still couldn’t help but speak his true thoughts, perhaps because he was worried about the backlash after the other party’s exposure. Or maybe because he was too comfortable getting along together and couldn’t help but want to test it more deeply. Or perhaps because he couldn’t distinguish the complicated feelings in his heart clearly.

However, instead of reassuring Tang Yibu, the feedback he received dragged him a little deeper into the vortex of doubt.

Mr. Ruan said “I love you”, but he didn’t even dare to say “I like you” easily. This wasn’t because his interest in Mr. Ruan had weakened. On the contrary, the shock brought to him by this sentence had shaken him like never before.

Why?

Tang Yibu was very sure that if anything happened that would really endanger his life now, he would still abandon everyone around him without hesitation. Mr. Ruan also knew this. He was almost as cunning and indifferent as himself.

Was this some kind of smoke bomb or bullet that was deliberately used to confuse him?

…Why was he confused?

The last time he felt this kind of chaos was when he was just born and knew nothing. Now this sweet unknown had once again penetrated into his limbs, and the world in front of him had suddenly become weird and dangerous, but also extremely attractive.

[Have you had enough of pretending you’re asleep? The next step depends on you.]

The summons arrived after a sweet snack. Tang Yibu licked the fingers on his lips with the tip of his tongue, realizing that his analysis of the relationship between the two could only end here temporarily.

“The show I participated in before was Struggler.” This was the truth.

“No wonder it can make you so miserable. Share it.” Yu Le ate the squid feet in two or three mouthfuls and turned on the car music. “Anyway, everyone is awake. This information will have to be said sooner or later.”

“There were about three types of androids that were invested in. One was the ‘important role’ set by Plan Corp itself. It’s coupled with a flattering appearance and personality, and strong abilities as the main point for view.”

Tang Yibu took another egg yolk slice. Before biting down, he stopped, broke the coin-size snack in half, and stuffed it into Ruan Xian’s hand, then continued.

“The other part is used to make the show appear more real. This includes old and weak women and children, with a mixed bag of random abilities and experiences.  In addition, there’s another part—I’m not sure if the Mainbrain has extended this mechanism yet—where human personalities are injected and replicated as real humans.”

“I—Fuck, this kind of thing is okay? Didn’t anyone sue them?”

“Those people did it voluntarily.” Tang Yibu opened a bottle of cherry soda. “Many people want to know how they would act and live in other worlds. These people would give their own experiences and memories, and a small number would spend money to customize their appearance. Plan Corp will then modify their memories and make them mistakenly think that they grew up in the set world.”

“Crazy.” Yu Le clicked his tongue while Ji Xiaoman, who had never seen The Android Show, looked confused.

“Anyway, the one carrying the memories is an android. In the eyes of most people, this approach is similar to a game. Many people quite like the feeling of peeping into their ‘self in another world’. There was even gambling where you could make bets on related topics at the time. Considering the issue of security, these androids wouldn’t participate in the auction after the show and would be uniformly destroyed.”

Ruan Xian listened quietly; the half of the egg yolk slice was still lying in the palm of his hand.

“In other words, if we don’t want to attract attention and ensure our safety, we’d better not have contact with ‘important characters’.” Yu Le summed it up simply. “What else? I heard the theme of Struggler is regarding doomsday survivors. That kid Tu Rui spoke so scared that it was probably fighting some kind of monster that couldn’t be defeated.”

“Correct.” Tang Yibu nodded. “The main terrain of Struggler is in a forest, and it’s dotted with the remains of cities. Mutant creatures and mechanical beings are the most basic enemies, while the most dangerous is the distortion of the environment.”

“Distortion?” Ruan Xian finally opened his mouth while putting the small half piece of snack into it.

“In order to increase the fun.” Tang Yibu summoned a light screen in front of him. “Generally speaking, whether it’s a human or cybernetic brain, the perception of the world is all based on external inputs. Vision, touch, smell, things like that; many reality enhancement technologies in The Glass Conservatory are based on this realized principle.”

“There are people in the Underground City who use this technology to commit crimes, but they can at best only create some illusions.” Ji Xiaoman grabbed the back of the chair with both hands and turned to look at Tang Yibu.

“Struggler does not apply that kind of mass technology. Let me give you an example. The commonly used reality augmented technologies are safter, and they will restore those stimulus signals relatively objectively. Those who like raspberries will smell the sweet and sour they like, and people who don’t like them will smell the special flavor they don’t like.”

A piece of raspberry cake appeared in the light screen in front of Tang Yibu.

“But if you don’t consider security, it’s easier to intercept the information obtained by one person’s brain, and then give this part of the information to another person as is. If there is a problem with A’s taste and A believes that raspberries taste like blood, then if A is used as a sample for reality augmentation, B can only taste blood when it comes into contact with this non-existent cake.”

Ruan Xian frowned.

“In Struggler, everyone is equipped with a similar device. This is the reason why the show is so popular. It wasn’t simply a doomsday survival show where people were able to rewrite reality.”

“But after a long time, if there’s no cake, then there’s no cake,” Yu Le muttered. “What’s so good about people eating air?”

“It’s not that simple. You see a piece of cake, pick it up, and feel the touch and weight of the cream on your fingers. Then you chew it, swallow it, and get a sense of satiety. Even if you vomit it out, you can still see it as it exists in your mind.”

Tang Yibu stared at Yu Le.

“So how can you tell if this cake exists? When I participated in Struggler, there was only one way for everyone to judge—always pay attention to your physical state. Only weakness and illness will not lie.”

Ji Xiaoman’s expression began to become solemn. “In order for the audience to understand the ‘non-existent cake’, the show they broadcast also restored this part of the visual information. In that sense, ‘reality’ can indeed be rewritten.”

“How do they determine whose brain is being used to augment reality?” Ruan Xian was concerned about other issues.

If the theme of Struggler was survival after the end of the world, the problem they had to face wouldn’t be something like whether a cake tasted right or not.

“This method is a form of attack, which is most likely related to mental concentration and paranoia.”

Tang Yibu pursed his lips.

“After entering Struggler, everything may be fake. For example, there was someone who was well on his way forward, and the next second he died horribly on the spot. Another person made him feel like he was in good shape and uninjured, but his belly had long been cut open and his internal organs were spilled all over the place. The man dragged his internal organs happily for more than ten meters, and we couldn’t see what really happened until the attackers removed the augmented overlay.”

“…” Yu Le wiped his face and hissed. “The current technology will only get better. The place chosen by Professor Ruan is indeed a good place for hiding. No, after knowing this information, I don’t want to go in anymore. We don’t have any kind of enhanced augmentation. Isn’t this still a door-to-door delivery for nothing?”

“There are also countermeasures. Usually, people’s mind can only cover about ten people, and they need to specify their own goals and adjust at all times, so they can’t be distracted. We just need to hide our people and ensure that at least one person won’t be discovered. This practice has been around forever, and we call it ‘dark sentry’.”

“The person who acts as the dark sentry won’t be immediately attacked by the augmented overlay and can see the real situation.” Ruan Xian petted the iron bead on his knees.

“Correct.” Tang Yibu wiped the snack crumbs from the corner of his mouth. “But the real situation will be a lot more complicated and requires detailed analysis.”

“Can we get a similar device?” Ruan Xian stopped petting the iron bead, causing the latter to rattle in dissatisfaction.

“It’s troublesome, and it will attract unnecessary attention from the Mainbrain. I strongly recommend that you do not do this.”

“Then let me confirm one more point. Yibu, if the example you just gave is the other way around—in fact, he was not injured, but he was misled to think he was dead, would the consequences be the same?”

In the joint dream, they needed to take similar risks, and Ruan Xian didn’t think the Mainbrain would mercifully ameliorate the problem.

“The same. If you’re misled into death subconsciously, you will die in reality.”

“I believe in Lao Tu’s evil. It’s really not enough to say that combat ability matters. It’s really not. If this fucking thing hits first, you can’t help but resist, but you also can’t think you’re dead. This is just like killing people by punching air,” Yu Le said weakly. “Xiao Tang, how did you survive this? Awesome.”

Tang Yibu didn’t speak. His expression darkened a little.

Ruan Xian was startled. Tang Yibu rarely showed negative emotions; before, he couldn’t even distinguish between remorse. There was indeed something wrong with his appearance at the moment; a very subtle, slight change, but distinctly real.

“What we have to face is not the original Struggler show.”

Ruan Xian took the initiative to change the subject.

“Mr. Yu’s thinking is correct. The augmented reality of many years ago cannot be compared with the current one. I tried their augmented reality in the prevention shelter. If even the relatively complex and safe technology is developed to that point, the dangerous version will only be worse. What Yibu said, we’d better only use it as a basic reference, not as a standard guide.”

“How about you two go in and get Ruan Xian out, and meet the little profiteer and me outside?” Yu Le suggested with a straight face.

Ruan Xian returned a smile that had a look of danger.

“Come on, it’s just a joke. But the forest is still good. At least there won’t be too many people.” Yu Le sighed, almost spitting out the newly placed squid feet in his mouth.

“I’m afraid it’s not that simple.” Ruan Xian cruelly splashed cold water. “Purely from a theoretical analysis, it’s not impossible for the environment over there to develop into a fusion nightmare.”

Ji Xiaoman nodded blankly.

“It’s my fault. It was quite exciting to follow you guys. Now it seems that it’s too exciting. How about laozi take a step in and look around first,” Yu Le lamented. “The little profiteer hasn’t run away yet, so if I want to run away now, that would be quite shameful—Ow! Ji Xiaoman! Don’t fucking use your fingers to pinch me!”

“If we had known earlier, we would’ve squeezed out more information from Gong Siyi.” Ruan Xian ignored the two rattling swords in the front seat and opened a packet of jerky.

“I thought before that I managed to survive because I wanted to,” Tang Yibu said suddenly.

“Hmm?”

“Yu Le’s question just now about how I managed to survive.” Tang Yibu quietly stared at the rice-shaped cracks in the grille glass. “I really wanted to complete my project and didn’t want it to end there, so I persisted in surviving.”

“That doesn’t sound like much of a problem.”

“But at that time, I was the same as I am now. I put aside emotions that cannot be analyzed for the time being, intending to conduct comparative analysis after there’s sufficient information… You let me collect a lot of information, and I’ve figured out a little bit.”

Tang Yibu held Ruan Xian’s face with both hands, pulled the other’s face to him, and kissed his lips very solemnly.

After the kiss, he even smacked his mouth seriously and kissed twice more.

“Then what?” After waiting for the other party’s further explanation for a long time, Ruan Xian covered the other party’s hand, holding his cheek with his hand, and asked the question bluntly.

“Nothing. I haven’t determined the result yet, and it’s not suitable for intelligence sharing for the time being. Mr. Ruan, please remember what I told you at the beginning. Although your identity has changed now, that sentence is still valid.”

Tang Yibu glanced at Ji Xiaoman and Yu Le, who were sitting in the front row.

“…Don’t get too close to humans.”

He had thought about something clearly, Tang Yibu thought to himself. At the beginning, he could only distinguish between resignation and aggravation, as well as the desire to complete his subject matter. He once thought that things were that simple, and as for other indistinguishable emotions, they were just invalid redundancies generated during the calculation process.

But now Tang Yibu had to re-examine everything he had experienced.

At least cherishing the person around him gave him more inspiration. The emotions he had shelved were too complicated, mixed with longing, dependence, and trust, as well as unwillingness, grievances, and remorse. There were also his thoughts and emotions that belonged only to him. If he was looking for a relatively clear definition…

Hatred.

For a moment, at a certain point when he was struggling on the verge of death, he undoubtedly hated his creator.


The author has something to say:

Tang’s feelings for his father are still very complicated, but he’s beginning to learn things slowly XD

Ruan: I am innocent—!!!


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Happy Doomsday Ch138

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 138: The Original Show

Fan Linsong stood by the window.

The blood-red smiley faces slowly covered the sky before his eyes, and then disappeared like an ebbing tide. Carol Young, who he hadn’t listened to for a long time, resounded through the sky. He just stood there, his eyes full of tears.

Even if he had to forget all this again, he still wanted to imprint the scene in front of him in his mind. People were still fighting, which made him excited and desperate.

The Professor Ruan he knew wouldn’t make such a publicity move, and the faint madness made him think of a person who had long since disappeared. That person now had no bones left. That person’s body should be completely dissolved by the nanobots and then sent to the waste liquid chamber. After being briefly sampled, the bin solution would flow into the treatment machine together with other liquid waste, and be completely destroyed, filtered, and finally discharged into the rivers, lakes, and seas.

According to his own arrangements, even the little sample taken would not be left. The NUL-00 project, which carried that person’s efforts, should be ordered to be eliminated at the same time after they take away the required information and data.

He buried everything that belonged to the past, but twelve years later, the cold ghost still lingered by his side.

Fan Linsong was in a daze. The floor-to-ceiling window slowly opened, and Zhuo Muran manipulated the exoskeleton to land beside him. His face looked extremely ugly. After confirming that Fan Linsong wasn’t missing an arm or leg, nor was he a high-fidelity projection, Zhuo Muran moved his fingers and the images of four people appeared in front of him.

“People you know?” Zhuo Muran asked succinctly.

Fan Linsong coldly scanned the four young faces on the light screen. He didn’t know any of them, and he didn’t even need to open his mouth to explain. Zhuo Muran would get the answer he wanted from his physiological indicators.

The four faces were a little blurred, probably restored by Zhuo Muran from his own memory. They were probably the culprits responsible for the riot.

“You were fooled by so few people?” Fan Linsong gave an ugly smile. “In the Chang Jiang River, the waves behind drive on those before*. How wonderful. How wonderful.”

*(长江后浪推前浪) Also known as the Yangtze River, this is a metaphor referring to a more powerful new person or the more accumulated new thing that takes over the old person or old thing. || Basically, he’s saying a more powerful younger upstart is replacing the old (that being Zhuo Muran).

Zhuo Muran wasn’t provoked. He looked at Fan Linsong coldly, ignoring the information notification sounds one after another around him, and operated on the light screen again. After a few seconds, the four images became much clearer.

“Think about it. Whether they are rebels or not, they have enough technology to interfere with the city’s protective walls, so they cannot be nobodies.”

Fan Linsong snorted softly and scanned the young faces casually. If he hadn’t seen them before, then he hadn’t. He said this in his heart and felt very pleased that Zhuo Muran had inexplicably kicked the iron plate*.”

*Referring to thinking someone is soft and easy to bully but as a result suffered a loss themselves. (Like thinking you’re kicking a soft persimmon, but it turns out to be an iron plate, so you injured your own foot).

“I haven’t seen them before. There’s nothing…”

His gaze stopped on the face of one of the young men.

Fan Linsong was pretty sure he hadn’t seen this face before, but he knew the look on it. It was dim and scorching, and there was a faint madness. The facial features were also vaguely familiar, like…

The old man held his breath.

In the information given to him by the prevention agency, he had seen a face very similar to this one—it was Ruan Xian’s late mother, a stunning beauty. Due to the stark contrast with the appearance of her son, who was disfigured due to illness, it left a deep impression on him.

Shit, was his second reaction.

“It seems that you have a little impression of this one.” Zhuo Muran threw the light screen, carrying the young man’s face in front of Fan Linsong.

“He looks a lot like a woman I have met.” Fan Linsong reacted quickly, and he responded very casually and proactively. “…But that was many years ago.”

He thought this was the truth, trying to suppress other churning thoughts.

Zhuo Muran carefully looked at Fan Linsong’s physiological indicators, sneered, and bought the explanation.

“Don’t think about it. He’s dead,” Zhuo Muran responded coldly. “I won’t erase this part of your memory. It’s not bad to give you a little fresh stimulation. How does it feel to hear the song that you banned yourself?”

“It’s terrible,” Fan Linsong replied softly.

“Then I’m relieved.”

Fan Linsong stared at Zhuo Muran, who turned and left, suddenly showing a creepy smile.

“It can’t be killed.” His lips did not move, and there was an indistinguishable breath between his teeth. “The demon can’t be killed.”

In the beautiful melody, Fan Linsong raised his head and looked at the sky that had a bit of red remaining.

“…And he’s just right for this world.” The old man’s tone seemed as if he was making a wish.

The immortal demon was currently thinking solemnly in the car.

Tang Yibu almost died on The Android Show. For Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman, this information wasn’t very useful. At most, it just showed that The Android Show was a dangerous place.

But for Ruan Xian, this sentence revealed much more.

If it was just because of illness or accidental consumption of poisons that caused the worry of life, Tang Yibu didn’t need to tell everyone so solemnly. If he was attacked, Tang Yibu, who was equipped with the A-type Prototype, wouldn’t have fallen to the point of “almost dying”.

Unless at that time, Tang Yibu had not yet obtained the A-type Prototype.

Without the fusion of the A-type Prototype, Tang Yibu’s body was nothing more than flesh and blood that was almost the same as a human. Judging from his physical fitness alone, he was at most a healthy and strong young man. The highest possibility was that Tang Yibu had entered the show in just a pure human flesh body.

[I prefer to call this body an “energy supply device”. I completed it myself, and I had other options at the time, but this shape was more convenient for me to complete my project.]

But Tang Yibu had said this.

Assuming that Tang Yibu didn’t lie to him, his maker probably only designed and completed his cybernetic brain and then abandoned the project. The body was constructed by Tang Yibu himself, so how did he make this body? How did he get on the show as an outsider? How did he get the Prototype that should have been destroyed?

There were mountains of questions piling up.

…However, Tang Yibu didn’t need to be an alarmist or lie about this matter.

If Tang Yibu wanted to pretend, he could give a perfect enough story temporarily, but the android didn’t continue. He just wrapped his fingers around Ruan Xian’s hair, without the intention of divulging any further details.

“Speaking of, which show are we going to? Don’t run into a theme that’s too perverted.” Yu Le skillfully bypassed the collapsed walls and pillars in front of him. “For example, that thing, the propaganda that me and the little profiteer saw some time ago—it showed the struggle between mankind and a plague.”

“Struggler II. It’s on an island to the south. Just follow the navigation.” Tang Yibu held Ruan Xian upright, then followed Ruan Xian’s example and rested his chin on the other party’s shoulder, muttering comfortably in his throat. The iron bead dawdled in the gap of the seat for a while, as if intending to imitate Tang Yibu by dangling itself on Ruan Xian’s leg as if it was a pillow.

The car kept driving for a day, worried that Zhuo Muran’s people would catch up. Not to mention an island, they didn’t even see a lake anywhere. There were no dead walls nearby; no buildings that were in harmony; only the ruins of a city buried by the sand.

Yu Le specially picked large buildings as a shelter, trying to avoid the reconnaissance aircraft that flew over the sky from time to time. After Ji Xiaoman, who had been fighting for most of the morning, had finished her treatment, she seemed to have exhausted her energy and leaned on the car seat and fell asleep.

Tang Yibu, who was leaning on Ruan Xian’s shoulders, also slept soundly. Ruan Xian didn’t close his eyes anymore. He supported the other’s warm body with one arm and stroked the iron bead lying on his lap with the other hand.

As night fell, Yu Le dimmed the lights in the car and stopped the music. In the distance, several large wild mechanical creatures were slowly moving, leaving huge black silhouettes in the dark. He specifically slowed down the speed and switched the mode to autonomous driving.

The air smelled like expired gasoline and dust.

“Chat for a bit, Xiao Ruan?” Yu Le tore open a bag of squid feet and spoke in a low voice. “The music can’t be turned on either. After driving this fucking car for a whole day, I’m sleepy as hell.”

Tang Yibu twitched his nose slightly in his sleep.

Ruan Xian had been sitting quietly, staring at the darkness outside the window. Hearing Yu Le’s request, he gently turned his head and nodded in agreement.

“What the hell is going on between you and Xiao Tang?” There wasn’t much teasing in Yu Le’s tone this time.

Ruan Xian originally thought that Yu Le would make some small talk and then sidetrack to their purpose, but he didn’t expect that the other party would directly use Tang Yibu as the entry point.

“Xiao Tang is an android, which is quite obvious. I must say that his situation doesn’t look like an android that I’ve come across before, but more like a pure artificial intelligence without personality data.” Yu Le tugged at the squid feet with his teeth as he sounded a bit rambunctious. “I’m not a professional like that little profiteer, but I’ve heard some things.”

“Ruan Xian’s apprentice Guan Haiming is willing to trust you, and you’re not like the Mainbrain… But you’re not like the rebels either. Ruan Xian wouldn’t allow a pure artificial intelligence into his camp. Having said that, the pure artificial intelligence that still exists is basically stuff from Plan Corp, and they’re the ones that initiated The Android Show in the beginning.”

Yu Le seemed to have a smoking addiction, but since he couldn’t smoke in the car, he could only suck on squid feet one by one.

Ji Xiaoman had woken up some time ago and took the squid feet from the bag Yu Le had stuffed between the seats of the car and listened while eating. Yu Le didn’t seem to have any intention of changing the topic.

“I’ll just ask directly. Do you two have anything to do with Plan Corp?”

“Is this question important?” Ruan Xian’s expression was relaxed and calm.

“Of course it’s important,” Yu Le lazily replied. “Earlier Xiao Tang said we were going to the Struggler II show. It’s a restoration of the famous Struggler from the past.”

“Yes.”

“Struggler is the most dangerous android show. Tu Rui mentioned to me many times. Many of Plan Corp’s experimental works were done before the rules were established, which brought significant impact on the market at the time,” Yu Le continued. “If Ruan Xian is hiding in that show, and you don’t understand the setting and content of it, the four of us will be delivering ourselves to the door for nothing in return. I know what you want to say. It’s not a question of whether we can fight…”

Ruan Xian thought for a moment and took out a bag of egg yolk tablets from his pocket. He tore open the package under Yu Le’s gaze, took out a piece, and turned to Tang Yibu, who was leaning on his shoulder.

Then he flicked it and turned it twice under the android’s nose.

Yu Le: “……”

Tang Yibu twitched his nose again and opened his eyes in a dazed manner. Ruan Xian stuffed the small snack into Tang Yibu’s mouth. The other party’s hot and wet tongue slid across his fingertips.

[Have you had enough of pretending you’re asleep?] Ruan Xian simply sent the message through his earring. [The next step depends on you.]

Tang Yibu moved his neck, still with an innocent face.

“Mr. Ruan, one more.” He pointed to his mouth and chewed happily for a while after getting his snack before turning to Yu Le.

“Mr. Yu?”

“We’re talking about the destination. With the lack of information, I think we need to think about considering other options, such as how to get Ruan Xian out.” Yu Le clicked his tongue.

“I have information.” Tang Yibu swallowed the snack in his mouth. “The show I participated in before was Struggler.”


The author has something to say:

Tang is a genuine STR series! Do you remember the STR code name on the banks of Daming Lake (…)


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Happy Doomsday Ch137

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 137: Standards and Definitions

Ruan Xian didn’t know how to respond to this sentence.

Hurt could be regarded as an important part of the relationship between the two of them. Ruan Xian’s combing of his emotions was almost pathological, and all his feelings were strictly stuffed into various compartments that were finely divided by him. After meeting Tang Yibu, he occasionally allowed himself to be exposed, but that didn’t mean he would confuse his feelings.

He liked Tang Yibu, a lot. There was no doubt about this.

But this didn’t prevent them from suspecting each other, hurting each other, and even considering killing each other. This model of getting along had been fixed in his heart so that even in the most relaxed setting, like tightly embracing each other, he still kept this in mind.

Ruan Xian originally thought Tang Yibu was the same as himself, so after the other party’s behavior appeared, he subconsciously wanted to ask. Unexpectedly, before the question was asked, Tang Yibu already gave the answer readily.

He said he didn’t want him to get hurt.

This must be a joke. Ruan Xian touched the earring stud on his left ear. They all knew that this declaration was tantamount to a fantasy.

“I have thought about it a lot.” But Tang Yibu didn’t seem to have the intention of convergence. He dutifully pretended to be wounded. There were no traces of immersed subtle emotions on his face. On the contrary, he was more excited, like a zoologist who had discovered a new species. “Mr. Ruan, you see, you protected me during the scanner attack—”

“You’re an important combat power, and I was sure that the attack wouldn’t be fatal.”

“You protected me when Commander Zhuo’s aircraft exploded, and you protected me when he attacked—”

“If you’re seriously injured, what happens next would be difficult, and I could easily recover.”

“Oops.” Tang Yibu, who was focused on playing the wounded, tripped and fell. Ruan Xian subconsciously helped the other party up. However, as soon as he finished adjusting his movements, he met the golden eyes of the android, full of banter.

“What about just now?” he asked.

“…Why ask when you already know.” Ruan Xian sighed. “Okay, I admit it. I care about you to a certain extent. So what? You’re not the type who would be swept away by small acts.”

“Actually, I once thought it was a good idea to use the threat of death to bind you to my side.” Tang Yibu rubbed his chin. “Then I thought, since you identify more with humans, maybe I could restrain you with popular ‘interests’ and ‘likes’ among humans… But you still raised your gun at me.”

The ease in Tang Yibu’s tone disappeared and turned into a very academic statement. Ruan Xian felt forced to listen to the experiment report again.

“I always thought there was nothing wrong with my plan. I have studied your character, adopted the most appropriate way of getting close, used all my knowledge of humans, and even consulted Yu Le about things.”

“No, I don’t think Yu Le is a suitable candidate…” Ruan Xian tried to interrupt but failed.

“Not so long ago, I thought that as long as I showed my love for you in a human way, it would further soften you and make you subjectively not want to leave me. I was still wondering just now whether my actions were a bitter ploy motivated by this strategy.”

Having said that, he looked at Ruan Xian with shining eyes that almost telegraphed the words “are you angry” on his face.

Not only was Ruan Xian not angry, he had to try to hold back his smile again. “Is this not it?”

He didn’t know why, but he was in a very good mood and his previous doubts had been resolved. If this was the plan of the android, Ruan Xian wanted to applaud its effect—after all, for a moment, regarding their relationship, he really gave birth to some confusion that shouldn’t exist.

Seeing that Ruan Xian didn’t have the slightest angry reaction, the corners of the android’s mouth drooped in resignation, but he still continued the topic.

“No,” Tang Yibu said softly.

“Why, are you going back to that question again? You really like me so much…” Ruan Xian suppressed his inner doubts and responded casually.

“Neither,” Tang Yibu said solemnly and slowly.

Ruan Xian stopped. He turned his head and stared at Tang Yibu’s beautifully contoured side face.

“Maybe I should use a metaphor to illustrate.” Tang Yibu was silent for a while. “Humans also have such experimental methods—mixing with wild animals to make them think they are a member of the herd. When necessary, it’s also possible to simulate courtship and attract targets through physical or chemical means. But humans are still humans. Can you understand, Mr. Ruan?”

Animals could understand the simulated courtship signals, but humans have their own love. There was an essential difference between the two.

For the animals being studied, those courtship signals may represent true love. They couldn’t understand the higher-level motivation, nor could they distinguish the authenticity of that feeling. From their standpoint, it was undoubtedly a funny thing to praise humans for “truly understanding the emotions of animals” and “gaining the affection of the research target group”.

After all, everything was just an imitation.

Ruan Xian could probably understand what Tang Yibu wanted to express. He just didn’t understand why the other party chose this time and for what purpose.

He knew this from the beginning, and it had nothing to do with his attraction to Tang Yibu.

Ruan Xian didn’t expect the android to really give back. Rather, it was better to say he hadn’t received any feedback from his own kind. On the other hand, Ruan Xian firmly believed that Tang Yibu’s interest in himself was roughly the same, let alone unrealistic expectations.

Self-deception had never been his forte.

Seeing that Ruan Xian was still unresponsive, Tang Yibu simply stopped pretending to be wounded. He stretched out his two hands and pulled Ruan Xian’s face.

“I have been too involved in my research, and I keep putting my reaction towards human-related reserves. But now I’m thinking, is this really necessary?”

Ruan Xian frowned slightly.

“I am the only one of my kind. I don’t know how to define my ‘like’. I don’t know how to distinguish the emotional benchmarks of humans. Now I can’t be sure—I can’t predict your emotions with 100% accuracy. What’s more troublesome is that I found that there may be problems with my previous observation data… But I seem to be one step closer to the answer that I want.”

“…” Ruan Xian was taken aback.

“If I say ‘I like you’ now, it would be very reckless and irresponsible behavior,” Tang Yibu said solemnly. “Because I don’t have any references, I can’t get a firm conclusion. It’s just, I have determined one thing—minus my curiosity and interests, I don’t want to see you hurt. It’s a very novel experience.”

“But I’m also considering that you have the weapons to kill me, the ability to attack me. It’s not easy to lie. It’s impossible for me to let my guard down. This is a problem that I have never encountered before.”

Ruan Xian held his breath for a moment. Were these words from the other party true? Or was it another way to weaken his vigilance?

“So I decided to start a new observation project. Here, give me your hand.” Tang Yibu reached into his pocket and stretched out a clenched fist in front of Ruan Xian.

Ruan Xian stretched out his hand silently, and a black earring fell into his palm.

“…This is?”

“A modified one that is different from the earring you’re wearing now. It’s something that can kill you.” Tang Yibu introduced it quite calmly. “I originally planned to change it secretly while you were unconscious, but I didn’t want to do it. Take it, Mr. Ruan. This decision is yours.”

“It’s style is the same as before. I can lie to you that I have already put it on.” Ruan Xian clenched his fists. “You’re fine with that?”

Tang Yibu looked back with an expression of “are you crazy?”. “Of course not! I’m scared! But as a scholar, Mr. Ruan, you must understand that if you want to harvest the most precious data, it’s impossible not to take risks. Because right now, you must be wondering if this is some kind of act again or…”

“It’s really your style,” Ruan Xian interrupted Tang Yibu’s words.

“My style?”

Ruan Xian smiled and didn’t answer.

Assuming that the android really wanted to coax himself further, there were ways. Tang Yibu only needed to follow this favorable situation, analyze his “heart”, and then pretend to destroy this thing in front of him. He may not buy it, but the seed of doubt could be planted smoothly.

But the look Tang Yibu had when he gave the earring to him at that moment was as if he had given his most treasured candy that he had to surrender.

Both naive and cruel.

With the guns in his hand, he now had the advantage. The best choice was to pretend to wear it, take the opportunity to break free from his shackles, and be able to leave this android at anytime, anywhere. He could even keep his first promise and not shoot Tang Yibu with the blood gun, but just leave without saying goodbye. But like Tang Yibu said, he also needed to take risks…

Tang Yibu was destined to find out, and then would completely judge him as an enemy. Everything he said and did would be accompanied by doubt, and when those golden eyes looked at him, there would be no real smile in them then.

Now, he really didn’t want to leave the other party.

The blood guns that could kill Tang Yibu were sleeping in his holster. With his own paper-thin promise, Ruan Xian thought for a while and sighed softly.

He took off the earring. His movements weren’t very proficient, and a little blood seeped out. Ruan Xian didn’t care as he roughly put on the new earring stud.

‘How stupid,’ he thought to himself.

They once again held each other’s lives in their hands; the tip of the knife was equally against each other’s heart, but…

“Does it look appropriate?” he asked calmly. The blood from his fingertips gradually seeped back into his skin.

Tang Yibu widened his eyes a little, as if he hadn’t expected this situation at all.

“…You have ruined my emotional frame of reference.” It took him quite some time before he could say this.

“I feel the same way,” Ruan Xian responded lightly.

The familiar pain came again, as if he had faintly grasped something.

Generally speaking, people were accustomed to separating their emotions and distinguishing them separately. All kinds of feelings between people were like candies stuffed into candy jars, which were sorted into people’s hands when needed.

Those feelings were labeled with various explanations by “common sense”. There seemed to be an unwritten standard for how a normal person should treat them. Accepting love seemed to have an obligation to give back, regardless of whether that love was reasonable or not. Even the person who gave this love would be affected by those standards…

I love you so much. Why don’t you respond to me? This is your mistake. Common sense stands by my side.

But was it really like that?

Ruan Xian looked at the scar on his wrist and suddenly felt an indescribable sense of relief in his heart.

Tang Yibu wasn’t the only one who sets all kinds of emotions to human standards. He had been walking according to that set of standards for more than 20 years. Now that standard was also beginning to collapse in his psyche—Were those feelings really “candies” that could be classified in advance?

At least there was no standard that could accurately define the complex feelings between himself and the creature in front of him.

Whether it was a means of not wanting to let him go, or the imitation skill of a superior observer, it was he himself who was attracted, and also himself who made this judgment about his inner feelings. As long as he still had the ability to kill Tang Yibu, this judgment had its meaning.

It was unique. Perhaps they were all unique, but people just get the wrong explanation.

“You just said that you can’t define your feelings. It’s a pity that I’m not your kind, so I don’t know the habits of androids.” Ruan Xian opened his mouth again. “But for my situation… As a human, I have a pretty good personal definition.”

Tang Yibu seemed to still be bearing the impact of his shock as he looked at Ruan Xian in confusion.

Ruan Xian took two steps forward and didn’t mind making the android in front of him more confused—Not it seemed that this feeling was very egotistical and crazy, but fortunately, Tang Yibu was as crazy as he was, and wouldn’t really be affected by it.

He might have gained some kind of freedom.

“I love you,” Ruan Xian said softly, blowing a breath into the android’s ear.

After saying that, he didn’t bother to look at Tang Yibu’s reaction. He took a few steps forward and followed Yu Le and Ji Xiaoman in front of him. “How’s the situation with π?”

Tang Yibu didn’t say a word until he got back into Yu Le’s car. If it weren’t for the other party’s heartbeat, Ruan Xian would even think that there was nothing wrong with his body.

“Normal recovery takes two weeks.” After working for more than an hour, Ji Xiaoman exhaled, put down the tweezers in her hand, and touched the iron bead. “This kind of mechanical life makes its own shell by ingesting external metal parts. What I can do is help it remove the deformed parts, temporarily weld on a protective shell that covers the internal tissues, and then feed it more parts that have, uh, nutrients.”

The iron bead lay on the seat of the armored off-roader. Its four feet were pedaling towards the sky, looking very dissatisfied.

“Then feed it this too.” Ruan Xian took out the old earrings he had taken off before, with his blood on them. “The material should be quite rare.”

He didn’t know if his blood was useful for a mechanical life on the level of an iron bead.

As if intending to get angry with Ruan Xian, the iron bead twisted under his hands. Unfortunately, the earring was obviously more tempting, so as the iron bead twisted, drool splattered everywhere. Finally, succumbing to its appetite, it swallowed it obediently.

Ruan Xian raised his head and glanced casually, facing Tang Yibu’s peeking gaze.

After seeing each other, Tang Yibu immediately turned his neck and pretended to look out of the car window. The speed was so fast that Ruan Xian even heard a rattle in the other party’s neck.

“Turn right thirty degrees,” Tang Yibu said stiffly.

“Oh.” Yu Le steered and navigated through the gaps in a collapsed abandoned building. “I really haven’t seen any pursuers.”

“They’ll focus on the way to another petri dish,” Tang Yibu said. “The Android Show is surrounded by surveillance, and there’s not much intelligence to be gained. This direction is the least guarded. I’ve modified this car’s shielding system. There won’t be—there won’t be—Mr. Ruan?”

“Do you hate it?” Ruan Xian leaned on Tang Yibu’s shoulder carelessly and yawned. “If you hate it, I’ll lean somewhere else.”

“I have modified the shielding system of this car, and no one will find out.” This time, Tang Yibu replied fluently, pressing Ruan Xian’s head firmly on his shoulder with one hand.

Ruan Xian: “……”

The iron bead with a tin patch on one side grunted louder. Tang Yibu used his other hand to pet it before it finally stopped whimpering.

“Since it’s full of surveillance, what should we do?” Ji Xiaoman obviously didn’t care as much about the atmosphere in the car as Yu Le, so she continued to ask realistic questions.

“The surveillance there is different from The Glass Conservatory. It’s mainly used to broadcast the show,” Tang Yibu replied solemnly. “We probably know the area where Ruan Xian is located. Next, we just need to skillfully avoid public attention. There’s no script on The Android Show, so it’s not surprising that a vehicle like this would appear.”

“Avoid public attention.” The familiar body temperature made Ruan Xian feel a little sleepy. “It seems that you are quite familiar with The Android Show.”

“Nn,” Tang Yibu responded in a low voice. “I have been in that place for a few years.”

Ruan Xian was instantly awake. He slowly moved Tang Yibu’s hand on his head away and raised his head.

“…And almost died there,” Tang Yibu said softly.


Kinky Thoughts:

Kyaaaaaaaa. BTW yes, Ruan Xian did say wo ai ni (我爱你) so this isn’t just “like”. I love the relationship between the two.


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