Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong
Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/

Note: These are mini extras that the author has written posted separately on JJ. She intermittently updates them, usually on Valentine’s Day and other holidays for her CPs. The translation will be updated when the author updates her blog. You can get updates when translations are updated in my Discord server. Below is a ton of dog food.
2025/29/8
Everyone’s Summer Cool-Down Routines
Another Qixi has come around, and our married couples are celebrating again.
Here are their little everyday tricks for beating the heat—
“A business trip in the middle of summer?” Yin Ren dabbed at nonexistent tears. “Minister Fu, do you have any humanity?”
Fu Xingchuan watched the performance, unmoved. “None.”
“But they do have a famous local braised-meat specialty. It was featured in a documentary.”
Yin Ren: “Got it.”
The next day they took a high-speed train straight to the mission location.
The site was an old, ill-omened house with unusually rich evil qi nearby. Yin Ren found a snack stall close by and blew some evil qi to cool himself down, feeling so comfortable that every pore opened up.
The hunched stall owner slowly simmered the signature braise. The rich aroma lifted the lid, threaded into Yin Ren’s nose, and turned into a steaming sense of bliss.
“More of this kind of assignment would be great,” Yin Ren sighed.
“Mm,” Zhong Chengshuo nodded. “I’ve never been out here. There’s plenty of new samples to collect.”
As the sun neared the horizon, the stall owner rolled his cloudy eyes and stared at them with ill intent.
“Meat so fragrant, meat so fine,” he set down two bowls and cackled, “fragrant as little boys and girls… you a piece, me a piece, tomorrow we’ll go snatch the babies…”
“Truly fragrant. No wonder it made the documentary,” Yin Ren praised.
Stall owner: “……”
“Elder, that phrasing invites misunderstanding.” Zhong Chengshuo prodded a chunk with his chopsticks. “This isn’t human flesh. Human fat is yellow.”
Stall owner: “…………”
“Really,” Yin Ren blinked. “I never paid it much mind before, but I suppose it is yellow.”
Stall owner: “?”
“This is very fresh pork, lightly seasoned—quite healthy,” Zhong Chengshuo announced solemnly.
“Shame I like heavy flavors.” Yin Ren casually tugged a sooty lump off the stall owner’s brow, dropping it into his own pot. “Mm, that’s about right.”
Zhong Chengshou, completely used to it by now, leisurely ladled a spoon of clear broth.
The stall owner seemed to jolt awake from a dream. He looked them over, startled, and said a bit sheepishly, “My head gets foggy… Did you two pay?”
“We did,” Yin Ren said. “Elder, why set up your stall here?”
“It’s nice and cool,” the old man beamed.
“Tomorrow it’ll get warmer nearby,” Zhong Chengshuo said seriously. “Foot traffic isn’t great here. Try the market.”
“Alright!”
2025/5/20
Everyone’s Birthday Cakes
Congrats to the couple from “Help” on moving into the Married Zone ☆(/ω\)
This year’s 520 (May 20) mini-extra: couples celebrate their birthdays! It’s a perfect chance to compile everyone’s birthdays~
Yin Ren: January 20th
Source: A gift from Zhong Chengshuo. (29th day of the 12th lunar month, Renyin year; Great Cold, 2023)
Cake: [Deluxe Wedding Cake]
Yin Ren has a very odd “hatchling imprinting” fixation (?). Even Zhong Chengshuo feels it is a bit inappropriate to order a wedding cake every single year.
So Comrade Xiao Zhong carefully studied recipes from home and abroad, threw himself into it with a lab-experiment spirit, and produced a near-perfect multi-tier cake—he even crafted fondant toppers modeled on Yin Ren and himself.
※ Yin Ren always polishes off the entire cake and also casts a spell to preserve those fondant figures. The “husband-and-husband” figurines wear different outfits every year, but they are forever smiling.
Zhong Chengshuo: April 20
Source: A normal (?) birthday. (Grain Rain, 2022)
Cake: [Apple Cake]
A recipe Yin Ren hunted down. It uses lots of apples yet needs no excessive oil or sugar making it very healthy and up to Zhong Chengshuo’s wellness standards.
He even took time off to study at home, carefully comparing apple varieties, and made it especially tasty. It became one of Yin Ren’s few signature dishes.
※ When it’s time to share the cake, Yin Ren especially likes to feed Zhong Chengshuo a few bites by hand. After so many years, he can finally share sweet apples—and sweet happiness—with that black rabbit and do it with a smile.
2025/2/16
What to Do When You’re Stuck Together
Suddenly stuck together—what should you do?
A belated Valentine’s Day mini joke (?) story has arrived! Time for some sweet, sticky fluff ☆
Q: What should you do if you wake up in the morning and find your hand stuck to your partner’s?
A: Take leave from work first.
Zhong Chengshuo truthfully reported the abnormal incident and even submitted a leave request for Yin Ren while he was at it—
The Ghost King himself discovered their hands were stuck together, groggily cheered, “No work today!” then promptly fell back asleep, throwing a leg over Zhong Chengshuo’s waist for good measure.
Zhong Chengshuo melancholically swung his sole remaining free hand and made a decision that defied common health advice. He picked up his phone and used his left hand to order delivery.
According to his research, waking Yin Ren with noise didn’t work well; kisses or the smell of food were far more effective. However, kissing only happened when they were heading to work together. Now that he was stuck in bed too, there was no chance Yin Ren would get up voluntarily.
Only the food offensive remained.
Zhong Chengshuo, well aware of Yin Ren’s tastes, ordered from three different restaurants to ensure their breakfast was aromatic and appetizing. Sure enough, the moment the delivery driver arrived, Yin Ren instantly snapped awake.
“Fresh soy milk.” He sniffed the air and sat up happily. “And tofu pudding, stuffed pancakes, and egg burgers.”
Before the driver even knocked, Yin Ren had already flashed to the door.
Wake-up mission: perfectly accomplished. Zhong Chengshuo pushed up his glasses in satisfaction.
After washing up, the two of them moved to the dining table like conjoined twins, inspecting this inexplicable hand-holding anomaly. By now, both of them understood their own physical conditions well enough to know the situation wasn’t dangerous.
However, Shian was very concerned about this bizarre leave excuse, and Fu Xingchuan’s questions were practically flooding their chat window.
“This feels kind of fun.”
Yin Ren decisively grew another arm, completely unbothered by the anomaly. “Why not make up a reason and send it over? Minister Fu seems really spooked.”
Zhong Chengshuo shook his head. “There’s no need to lie to him.”
“No no no, it’s not lying—it’s reassurance.”
Yin Ren waved his chopsticks. “‘Although we don’t understand it, it seems harmless’—that kind of explanation is too vague. Minister Fu will definitely get anxious. We should consider his emotional state. If it’s still unresolved in a couple days, then we can have a serious talk.”
He was familiar with anomalies.
Not understanding the cause wasn’t a big deal—if it wasn’t harmful, just let it be. It might disappear on its own. He had seen this sort of thing countless times. Nature is just that magical.
And this anomaly… was actually kind of cute!
A rare chance to skip work openly—why not go on a hand-in-hand date around the city?
While Zhong Chengshuo replied dutifully to messages, Yin Ren was already efficiently searching for nearby events.
The rest of the day went just as he’d hoped. Their hands didn’t separate, but it didn’t hinder them either. The two of them went to the largest museum in Haigu and joyfully spent the whole day exploring.
Ever since Zhong Chengshuo sent that message to Fu Xingchuan, Yin Ren’s phone had stopped receiving new alerts. Well… Comrade Xiao Zhong was quite reliable after all.
Late at night when they returned home, Yin Ren stuffed a huge bag of snacks into the fridge and, for the first time in a while, opened the work group chat.
[Final Fruit: Yin Ren and I both think it’s fine.]
[Pray For More Talismans: No no no, your case is special—even if it’s fine, it still deserves attention!]
[Pray For More Talismans]: Do you guys have any theories?]
[Final Fruit: [sigh]]
[Final Fruit: Yin Ren and I are the same species. If we interpret ‘stuck together’ as a biological phenomenon, then considering common scenarios, this could be a form of same-species mating.]
[Pray For More Talismans]: ?]
[Final Fruit: The specific situation still needs further observation.]
[Pray For More Talismans: ???]
Yin Ren: “……”
Yin Ren closed his eyes, trying his hardest to erase that memory.
Wow, the next workday just became even less appealing.
2024/8/13
Everyone’s Favorite Sports
A belated short story for Qixi Festival, with a little Olympic commemoration (*/ω\*)
Yin Ren: [Tree Climbing]
The Ghost King has a special fondness for tree climbing.
In the past, when the forests were dense, he loved climbing to the highest tree, lazily basking in the sun. Even with countless seals on his body, Yin Ren could still feel the warmth of the sun, like an embrace—though at that time, he didn’t really understand what a true embrace was.
After settling in Haigu, Yin Ren had to give up this hobby. The reason is simple—climbing the greenery on both sides of the city is too undignified, and climbing trees in the park isn’t quite appropriate either. Only when he goes on mountain trips with Zhong Chengshuo can Yin Ren happily climb trees again.
Fortunately, he has the perfect substitute for his daily life.
When he sleeps, Yin Ren likes to drape himself entirely over Zhong Chengshuo. He always gets a warm hug, just like basking in the sun
Zhong Chengshuo: [Shooting]
Rather than saying Zhong Chengshuo likes shooting, it’s more accurate to say he’s good at it.
Shooting is an excellent way to exercise. Controlling your breathing, heart rate, and muscles, and even considering wind speed—every detail must be taken into account. Attacking a moving target requires calculating its trajectory. To Zhong Chengshuo, this sport is equivalent to a mathematical problem in motion.
After marrying Yin Ren, Zhong Chengshuo rarely practices shooting anymore. He prefers to spend time with Yin Ren, and he’s found a good substitute.
When Yin Ren is asleep, Zhong Chengshuo can catch the unconscious flapping of his wings—controlling his breathing, heart rate, and muscles still requires precision.
Perfect.
2024/6/1
Childhood Hairstyles
I suddenly wondered what everyone’s hairstyle was like when they were kids, so I’m sharing this on Children’s Day—
Consider it a little addition to the setting (〃ω〃)
Yin Ren: [Extremely Long Hair]
Considering that long hair had many uses, young Yin Ren paid great attention to hair care. Besides hunting, eating, and sleeping, he had limited entertainment, so playing with his hair was a good way to pass the time.
Zhong Chengshuo: [Standard Student Cut]
Since both of his parents were police officers, young Comrade Zhong had the most standard short haircut for a good student. His hair grew a bit longer while he was in school, but the length was limited, making him look like a well-behaved child.
2024/5/20
Everyone’s Favorite Fruits
This year’s Married Couple Day on 520* has arrived, so let’s write about everyone’s favorite fruits ☆
*The number 520 when pronounced in Chinese is very similar to [wǒ ài nǐ] (我爱你) I love you. Due to this, it has become a day in China called “Internet Valentine’s Day”.
Congratulations to the couple from [Full Server First Kill] for entering the happy married zone (*/ω\*)
Yin Ren: [Apple]
There were wild apples in the mountains too, mostly small and sour, pecked at by birds and full of pits, so Yin Ren rarely ate them. The villagers of Yin Village weren’t wealthy, and any palatable fruits had long been dug up and cultivated by the villagers. The remaining fruits were either bitter or poisonous, with a fishy, astringent taste.
But the villagers would offer him sweet and delicious apples, the aroma of which was absent in mountain fruits and less cloying than cold pastries. Yin Ren always saved them for last.
After waking up in the modern world, Yin Ren was surprised to find that apples could be prepared in so many ways—apple chips, candied apples, apple soda, apple jam desserts, baked apples, and more.
The Ghost King, who was used to eating raw and cold food, now enjoyed them immensely.
※ “Apples have a lively, festive feel!” Yin Ren said, crunching on a candied apple.
Zhong Chengshuo: [Apple]
That was the first bite of food Zhong Chengshuo tasted in the human world. Strictly speaking, his action couldn’t be called eating, nor was his sense of taste normal. But this act of taking food into his body through a crack, coupled with the food’s strange flavor, deeply shocked the bizarre black rabbit.
Later, the words spoken unintentionally by the Great Celestial Master were taken as a wish. Ever since Zhong Chengshuo started living on his own, his fridge never lacked fresh apples, and there was always a bright red one on his table.
Zhong Chengshuo attributed his preference for apples to a kind of “imprinting”—in more ways than one.
Apples are the best fruit. Zhong Chengshuo firmly believed this—fresh apples and apple juice were his favorite fruit-flavored foods. It wasn’t until he started living with Yin Ren that he began trying other forms of apples.
※ Zhong Chengshuo: “Apples are good for your health.”
~~~
“Ready?” Zhong Chengshuo asked seriously.
“Ready.” Yin Ren touched the blindfold covering his eyes, his tone equally serious.
Zhong Chengshuo took a deep breath and picked up the small plate in front of him—the dining table was neatly lined with sixteen small round plates, each holding a perfectly sliced piece of apple with a toothpick.
“Sample number one.” Zhong Chengshuo speared an apple slice and carefully brought it to Yin Ren’s mouth.
The latter bit down, quickly chewed, and swallowed. “Seven points. Next.”
“Sample number two.” Zhong Chengshuo swiftly recorded the score and picked up the second plate.
“Eight points.”
“Sample number three.”
“Ugh, this one’s tasteless… two points, no more!”
…
“Why don’t you try them yourself?” After the tasting, Yin Ren asked, biting into an apple slice.
“I’m not good at tasting, and the flavors would linger in my mouth, making it hard for me to judge objectively,” Zhong Chengshuo replied as he organized the score sheet. “You can completely absorb them without interference.”
“But the flavors I like might not be to your taste.” Yin Ren mumbled, “I don’t want you to go out of your way to accommodate me.”
“No, what you give me is always the best,” Zhong Chengshuo stated firmly.
“Always the best.”
Yin Ren blinked and broke into a bright smile.
“So are you.” He bit into a piece of fruit and pressed it against his lover’s lips.
2024/2/14
Couple’s Pajama Party
Valentine’s Day, of course, calls for a grand pajama reveal (?
And favorite intimate acts (???
~Yin Ren~
[Self-made red gauze clothing] formed from Yin Ren’s own power that’s almost imperceptible. Not that the Ghost King wants to display his majesty, he just refuses to change clothes twice a day.
※ So, does this count as naked sleeping? Yin Ren ponders.
~Zhong Chengshuo~
[Blue-striped pajama set] The ultimate standard pure cotton striped pajamas, with even more standard round buttons. Zhong Chengshuo has seven sets, changing daily. The fabric emits a clean laundry detergent scent.
[Boxer briefs] so ordinary it brings tears to your eyes. It’s surprisingly comfortable since it’s made of cotton. Comrade Xiao Zhong carefully checked all fabric parameters.
[Nightcap] A classic pointed nightcap with a pom-pom.
※ Zhong Youde once brought home an illustrated fairy tale book. After reading, the young Zhong Chengshuo firmly believed a nightcap was an essential sleep accessory.
Whether awake or asleep, skin contact enhances a person’s sense of happiness.
If possible, Zhong Chengshuo would try every means to grab a warm wing orb to keep with him. If possible, Yin Ren would try every means to stuff a warm winged orb over. Shian employees always find a suspicious black line between the two.
“Don’t bother,” Minister Fu Xingchuan tiredly says. “That’s the red thread of their marriage. Just pretend it’s so red it turned black.”
2024/1/1
Magical Summoning Abilities
New Year’s Mysterious Magic☆ Couple Summoning Technique~10 Seconds Guaranteed~ The effect is magical, comparable to spatial teleportation!
Yin Ren’s magic: Release a winged orb near Zhong Chengshuo.
Magic effect: The orb will be accurately captured by Zhong Chengshuo, firmly embraced.
※ “I captured him,” Yin Ren confidently states.
Zhong Chengshuo’s magic: Place a plate of freshly fried chicken in a ventilated area of the house.
Magic effect: Within three seconds, Yin Ren appears next to the fried chicken.
※ For some reason, the health expert Comrade Xiao Zhong’s cooking skills for fried chicken keeps getting better and better.
2023/10/31
Got A Pumpkin
~Yin Ren’s Pumpkin~
“Zhong Ge, let’s go out and play!” Yin Ren suggested joyfully. “Many people are dressing up strangely today. We can’t lose out.”
He got a particularly large pumpkin, hollowed it out meticulously, then stuffed Yellow Millet inside. The Great Celestial Master reverted to his usual red attire and sat on the pumpkin. The Yellow Millet pumpkin began to sway and flew up.
“Look, it can even glow manually!”
Yin Ren flew around the room, patting the pumpkin. Yellow Millet let out a puff and a light appeared inside the pumpkin.
“Very impressive,” Zhong Chengshuo said seriously. “Will Shian be okay with this?”
“Don’t worry, everyone will think it’s a magic prop.”
“Well…um…can I sit on it?”
“Of course!”
※: Zhong Chengshuo was on edge, ready to answer questions. But to his surprise, everyone indeed thought it was a magic prop.
~Zhong Chengshuo’s Pumpkin~
Zhong Chengshuo stared at the pumpkin on the table for almost ten minutes.
Yin Ren’s costume was all set, but he had no ideas. Comrade Xiao Zhong had always lacked experience in “going against the norm”.
Yin Ren said it should be weird… Yin Ren said it should be a bit scary… The theme was pumpkin…
That evening when they went out, Zhong Chengshuo was dressed as usual, but with an orange-red pumpkin the size of a fist on his head.
Facing Yin Ren’s puzzled gaze, Zhong Chengshuo firmly stated, “I put the pumpkin on my head, then control my muscles and movements, so it won’t fall…weird, scary, and the theme is pumpkin.”
Yin Ren reached out and adjusted the pumpkin slightly, then suddenly kissed Zhong Chengshuo’s cheek. The latter blushed slightly causing his body to move a bit, but his head remained as steady as if nailed in the air.
Yin Ren: “…Pfft!”
Yin Ren: “Trust me, you’ll be a hit!”
※: It was crowded at night. With Zhong Chengshuo’s odd maneuver of keeping his head stationary while dodging with his body, he successfully made a dozen people scream.
2023/10/04
Late Mid-Autumn Festival? National Day? Short joke~(*/ω\*)
Everyone’s Belongings
Yin Ren’s personal items:
◆ Shian Employee ID: A very important identification card, the sad label of a wage worker.
※ Even more importantly, wearing it grants access to Shian’s cafeteria!
◆ Dog Thing: Serving both as a mobile phone and pseudo-AI, Yin Ren sometimes delegates some trivial text work to it.
※ Even though it’s a metaphysical life form with research value, it acts just like ChatGPT…
◆ Gold ring: A wedding ring and undoubtedly Yin Ren’s most treasured item over the past few thousand years.
※ He secretly takes it off to admire it during idle times and occasionally flaunts it to some lost spirits.
~Zhong Chengshuo’s personal items~
◆ Shian Employee ID: A very important identity proof, a waiver for certain research activities.
※ Yin Ren secretly drew a black rabbit wearing glasses on the back of Zhong Chengshuo’s ID.
◆ Red baseball cap: When wandering in unfamiliar environments and eating out with Yin Ren, sometimes it’s necessary to cover Yin Ren’s overly conspicuous face.
※ It’s strange, Yin Ren looks like a trendy store model when wearing it, but when he wears it, he’s often teased by Huang Jin for resembling a psychotic killer. Maybe it’s because of the look in his eyes?
◆ Gold ring: A wedding ring, a testament to a blissful marriage.
※ Every morning when Zhong Chengshuo wakes up, he can’t help but gaze at the ring for a few seconds. He cherishes the warm feeling it brings.
2023/08/22
Qixi Scheduled! Perfect to rate everyone’s culinary skills~☆
~Yin Ren’s Culinary Skills~
Overall rating: ★☆
Strengths: Edible and not bad.
Weaknesses: Loves to explore new things… uh, you have to give an ancient evil(?) time to learn…
※ Zhong Chengshuo: “Don’t add too much oyster sauce and soy sauce at the same time… Ah, don’t add more salt…”
~Zhong Chengshuo’s Culinary Skills~
Overall rating: ★★★☆
Strengths: Excellent learning ability, inherited the true essence of Father Zhong’s kitchen.
Weaknesses: Overly focuses on health, often at the expense of flavor.
※ “I will definitely corrupt him!” Yin Ren is very determined.
2023/05/30
Indulging in “Tears of the Kingdom” led to postponement of the mini… A small corner of everyone’s daily life!
Two sets of changeable clothes, a laptop, a power bank, disinfectants, energy bars, an umbrella, an emergency light, a compass, climbing rope…
Zhong Chengshuo stood by the bed, repeatedly confirming the items in his suitcase while ticking them off on his phone’s memo. Yin Ren had just taken a hot shower and was walking out, drying his hair with a towel. Seeing the increasingly absurd content of the luggage, he remained silent, unusually, for a couple of seconds.
“Zhong Ge, we’re just going to the neighboring city.”
“I know,” Zhong Chengshuo answered seriously.
“And it’s not a business trip, or a battle. We’re just going on vacation.”
“I know.”
“There’s currently no threat to us. If there’s any emergency, we can instantly go straight home using the gaps.”
“I know.” Zhong Chengshuo’s tone remained unchanged.
“So why is there climbing rope?” Yin Ren tried to maintain his smile. They were merely planning to attend a music festival in another city. But by Zhong Chengshuo’s packing, it seemed like they were embarking on a dangerous mission in the wilderness.
“This is my first time actively deciding to travel.”
“So?”
“It’s not for sampling, not a mission taken by ‘King Yama’, and not for Shian’s work,” Zhong Chengshuo elaborated. “Last time I traveled short distance, an authority provided clear advice. This time, there’s none.”
“So, you’re packing based on the last trip?”
“Last time was a spring outing organized by my elementary school.” Zhong Chengshuo might as well have written “Are you sure?” on his face.
Yin Ren: “…Let’s just forget about that.”
“You haven’t been to a music festival either. It’s a completely new experience, so we need to be fully prepared.”
Yin Ren picked up the hefty climbing rope and weighed it in his hand. “Hmm, let’s look at it from a different perspective.”
Zhong Chengshuo paused in his packing.
“You’ve played those games where you’re limited in starting equipment, right?” Yin Ren said persuasively. “Consider this a challenge, an adventure with limited items. It’s so exciting! This is truly a new experience.”
Even if they were managing their own luggage, Yin Ren didn’t want to see such absurd items in his sight. For heaven’s sake, they were going to have fun!
Zhong Chengshuo furrowed his brows, clearly pondering the suggestion. After about half a minute, he nodded, and began to repack.
Problem solved. Yin Ren quickly pecked Zhong Chengshuo’s cheek, sighing in relief. “I’ll go blow dry my hair.”
The next day, Yin Ren stared in disbelief at the bulging suitcase before him.
“Didn’t we agree yesterday…”
“I indeed didn’t bring the climbing rope,” Zhong Chengshuo earnestly clarified.
“……”
Yin Ren slowly covered his face.
‘This must be what they call the “marital adjustment phase”,’ he thought.
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