Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong
Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/

Chapter 30: Rosha’s Holiday
On Father Kalen’s first night with them, the three held a small meeting in the guest room.
Under the bright lamplight, Kalen brewed a pot of herbal tea, bought some savory crackers from the inn restaurant, and arranged the whole scene so neatly that it really looked like a proper meeting.
Salaar sat upright at the table and took a sip of tea. “Father, do you have any suggestions for our next destination?”
Kalen nodded, his expression grave.
He took out a map from his pack. Then he closed his eyes, placed his left hand on it, and gently stroked it back and forth. Although the window was shut, the stagnant air in the room suddenly began to move, making the lamplight flicker.
Myss watched with curiosity. The bone ring didn’t release any distinct magical fluctuations. It was as if everything had been hidden within shadow.
Father Kalen felt around for about five minutes. Suddenly his brow twitched, and his hand jerked back as if he had been burned.
Then he opened his eyes and lifted his palm. The name of a city glimmered faintly, giving off a sizzling sound like something being scorched.
“Sepanti?” Myss tried hard to make out the word.
“Yes. It is the most ominous city nearby.”
Kalen explained, “Sepanti is a bit larger than Rosha. It’s famous for its fine handicrafts, and transportation there is quite convenient… Sepanti. That is my recommendation.”
‘There does seem to be a city by that name,’ Myss dimly recalled.
In the slave’s memories, two bards had once boasted to each other about their “Sepanti woven scarf” and “Sepanti rabbit-fur felt hat,” only to nearly come to blows over whether the items were genuine.
“Sepanti, Sepanti… I can’t think of any pen pals living there at the moment. At least, none have mentioned it in their letters.”
Salaar mused aloud, “Still, we can ask our Miss ‘Patience’.”
“An explicitly ominous place, plus leads connected to a pen pal. There’s a high chance V.O.R. is involved.”
Kalen agreed wholeheartedly. “Yes. Once, I chased an ominous sign for a very long time, only to arrive in time for a great fire.”
“Ah, I’m not saying a fire would be acceptable, of course…”
“Now that we have a destination, what about money?” Myss said around a mouthful of crackers.
They had spent the whole morning acting as church “ornaments” and earned only five gold rings. Now the funds had to be split three ways. Who knew whether they could still afford a comfortable carriage.
“I’m not short on gold rings, so the two of you needn’t worry about that.”
Father Kalen smiled and showed them a solid gold signet ring.
It was exquisitely made. Fine metal chains wound around the band, and the ends of the chains had been sewn firmly into Kalen’s pocket.
“This is a Savings Ring from the Dawn Guild. The Order of Shadows has deposited a sum of shared funds there, and believers may withdraw from it freely. Investigating V.O.R. is of paramount importance. As long as the expenses are reasonable, I’d be glad to cover them for you.”
What’s going on? This guy is way too useful.
Myss swallowed his cracker and sucked in a breath. “What counts as ‘reasonable expenses’?”
Kalen thought for a moment. “I’ll cover ordinary food, clothing, lodging, and whatever supplies the investigation requires. I’m afraid I can’t support other types of spending.”
“Thank you. We absolutely won’t waste money recklessly.”
Salaar let out a sigh of relief. With the Lord Archdemon no longer needing to go work in a crowd, perhaps Salaar was even happier about that than Myss himself.
Night had grown deep, which meant it was time to rest.
Looking at Myss, who was yawning nonstop, Salaar found himself in a bit of a dilemma.
Scintilla had been taken away by Huey during the day, supposedly to stay temporarily with Hailey so they could look after each other.
As for Father Kalen, he still had no place to stay. According to Kalen, in order not to attract attention before this, he had usually just found some random corner in the lower district to spend the night.
Now that the strange illness had vanished, Father Kalen no longer needed to disguise himself as the plague-beak demon and could stay at an inn normally. Their suite had two double beds, and they had already decided to travel together. Suddenly asking Kalen to go rent a separate room felt rather inappropriate.
“You can stay here tonight, Ka… Kalen. There’s a sofa over there. It’s enough for you to sleep on.”
Before Salaar could speak, Myss opened his mouth and spoke in a drowsy drawl. After all, Kalen was a precious malformed Abnormal Fruit. What if he accidentally died out in the streets?
Kalen had just started to nod when Salaar’s sigh interrupted him.
“There are enough beds. Why make him sleep on the sofa?” Salaar shook his head. “If Father Kalen hadn’t held out for two months, Rosha would’ve descended into chaos long ago. He deserves one good night’s rest.”
Myss let out a soft “oh”. “Fine, then you squeeze in with him—Wait, what are you doing?!”
Right in front of Myss, Salaar lifted his pillow and tossed it onto Myss’s bed.
With utter ruthlessness, Salaar declared, “The two of us are sharing a bed.”
“Weren’t you fighting me for the bed back in Ring Town?” Myss still hadn’t forgotten that old grudge.
Salaar: “This bed is big enough for both of us.”
Myss: “I don’t care how big it is—this is my territory.”
“So what if it’s your territory? It’s not like this is the first time I’ve been in it. That sofa is too narrow. I can’t sleep there.”
“Oh, get lost. That sofa was born for you. You’d fit right into it. Get in there already!”
Watching Myss bare his fangs and claws, Salaar suddenly broke into a gentle smile. However, with the current face he had, that smile took a rather sinister air.
He took a few small steps forward and stopped almost face-to-face with Myss.
“Really?” he said in a soft voice. “No matter how you look at it, you’re the one better suited to the sofa. I’m ten centimeters taller than you.”
“Though I suppose I can understand it. You’ve become so… small now. It’s only natural you’d be afraid I might squeeze you off the bed.”
“You’re only nine centimeters taller, bastard!” Myss exploded.
Fork raised its head along with him, hissing threateningly.
Father Kalen listened to the argument in confusion, his head swiveling back and forth between them.
He still remembered the sight of the two fighting side by side, and for the life of him, he couldn’t tell whether their relationship was good or bad.
“Please, don’t fight like this. I can sleep on the sofa,” Father Kalen tried to stop the war.
“Don’t worry about it.”
“This has nothing to do with you!”
The two turned their heads at the same time. Clearly, the matter had already escalated into a personal grudge.
Father Kalen: “…All right.”
Forget it. He would go brew some calming herbal tea.
Fortunately, by the time Kalen returned, the two had already finished arguing.
Two pillows had been placed side by side on the bed. Myss kept circling from the left side to the right, making sure the pillows were perfectly symmetrical so Salaar would gain not even the slightest advantage.
This wasn’t a concession. He was constructing an absolutely fair battlefield. He was determined to see who would squeeze whom off the bed tonight.
To make the battle fair enough, they decided to wrap each other’s snake around their wrists. In theory, that way, if one of them woke up in the middle of the night and tried anything, the other would notice immediately.
…But that was only in theory.
In the middle of the night, this was what Salaar thought helplessly.
As it turned out, Myss was utterly incapable of waking up. Little Fork had only slept on his hand for a few minutes before going limp like a ribbon. In its hazy state, it gave a few weak twitches and slithered back onto Myss by itself.
It lazily writhed across pale skin, then draped itself carelessly over Myss’s shoulder. And Myss himself… Myss himself was currently sprawled on top of Salaar.
Yes. Lord Archdemon had slept himself into oblivion, completely obvious to the “competition” or “rules” they had set.
Five minutes earlier, he had first arched his back into Salaar’s arms. Salaar had instinctively turned over and ended up lying flat on his back. Then Myss, taking advantage of the opening, rolled over and half-pressed himself onto Salaar.
Knife had originally been honestly coiled around Myss’s left wrist, but that large movement had crushed it badly. It let out an “oof” on the spot and struggled with all its might between their tightly pressed bodies.
Salaar, abruptly awakened in the middle of the night by being crushed: “…”
Myss’s long hair had plastered itself all over his face, and it took him a while to spit the strands out of his mouth.
The weather was turning colder, and Myss seemed quite satisfied with Salaar’s body heat. He rested his head against Salaar’s chest, letting out small puffs through his nose and once again transformed his “enemy” into a human cushion. Even though both of them were wearing sleepwear, that warmth still seeped through, enveloping Salaar like mulled wine.
Myss was heavy and warm—a stark contrast to how he had been while trapped in the seal.
Myss had been obsessing over “territory” on the mattress, though Salaar had no idea how territory was supposed to be calculated when one person was lying on top of another. Staring at the ceiling in the dark, Salaar seriously considered his options.
In the end, he quietly stretched out a hand, intending to remove this lump of a person without making a sound.
But before he could move, Myss gave a little wiggle, his warm breath puffed over Salaar’s chest again and again. Fork got nudged off by Myss and ended up slantwise across Salaar’s neck like a cold garrote.
Salaar froze. He couldn’t even tell whether it was the warmth that had made him stop, or the cold.
Knife adjusted its position slightly and, half asleep, muttered, “Salaar, aren’t you sleeping yet…?”
Salaar silently looked at his own snake.
Knife’s body was completely relaxed, loosely coiled around Myss’s left wrist. The tip of its tail extended outward, unconsciously hooking around Myss’s little finger.
“Good night.”
After several seconds of silence, Salaar let out a soft sigh and closed his eyes.
……
“This is my victory,” Myss announced.
He had actually turned Salaar into a form of mattress. Clearly, even asleep, he was a genius.
Since Salaar had become his cushion after one night’s sleep, Salaar was no longer his opponent, but spoil he had tamed. And what right did spoil have to talk about winning or losing?
Salaar helplessly didn’t know if he should laugh or cry. “Get off first.”
Not far away, Father Kalen coughed lightly.
“This was my oversight. I didn’t mean to disturb you two,” he said with deep understanding. “I just spoke with Mr. Huey and booked an extra single room. It’s Covington’s old room, actually. It’s very cheap now.”
Myss was still sprawled on top of Salaar. “Mm, it’s a bit of a disturbance.” Otherwise, they wouldn’t have needed to fight over the bed in the first place.
Still, it took him quite a while to remember the name Covington.
That seemed to be the kingdom investigator who had picked a fight with him and then died of the strange illness. The man’s corpse had been floating in the room at the end of the corridor.
Since they had dealt with the “Fallen Child,” the abnormal corpses in the city would presumably disappear as well. There was nothing strange about that room becoming vacant again. In any case, it was on the same corridor, so the priest wouldn’t be able to go very far.
…What a pity. It seemed Salaar would be able to sleep in a proper bed tonight. Myss had won a victory in vain. He let out a sigh.
Salaar turned his head, trying to explain. “Father, it’s not what you think.”
Kalen said, “In the teachings of the Lord of Shadows, only romantic attachments toward children, blood relatives, and animals is forbidden. I will not harbor any prejudice toward either of you.”
Having said that, Kalen quickly left the room before Salaar could explain further.
Salaar covered his eyes with the back of his hand and let out a huge sigh toward the ceiling.
“Hey, Loser Salaar—tie my hair for me.”
“…Sigh!”
After breakfast, the three of them walked beneath the sunlight of Rosha City. The weather was especially good today, and the crows’ feathers were lit with a faint iridescent sheen.
It took them less than an hour to deal with business. Scintilla was recuperating at the Hammer Tavern, and when they found her, she was helping Boss Hammer design a new menu.
Scintilla’s memory was quite good. She quickly recalled information related to Sepanti.
“I really did correspond with a gentleman who lives in Sepanti. His pen name was ‘Flaw.’ I remember him quite clearly.”
Scintilla bit the end of her quill. “He suddenly wrote to me one day to discuss the design of ‘magical vessels.’ I have no idea where he got my contact information… He wasn’t introduced directly to me by V.O.R. Is that still all right?”
Salaar nodded. “That’s fine.”
Thank goodness, Scintilla was a normal person.
Not only had she kept the envelope the letter came in, the letter itself hadn’t been soaked to ruin by corpse-fluid either. She led them back to where she was staying, dug out the only letter that person had sent, and handed it straight over.
“May we take the original?” Kalen asked with concern.
“You saved my life, and you saved Rosha as well. It’s only a letter. There’s not even anything particularly important in it.”
Scintilla said solemnly, “And I’ve made up my mind. From now on I’m going to study my own magic, not magical vessel crafting. I won’t need to keep corresponding with ‘Flaw’ anymore.”
Myss glanced at the letter. The contents had been preserved intact, and the sender’s address was perfectly clear:
[Flaw, Upper District of Sepanti City, Red Amber Collection Hall]
It seemed this would be their next destination.
……
Now that the destination had been decided, every moment before departure was a holiday!
The summoning ritual had only recently concluded so there were still stalls near the cathedral bustling with activity. Apparently this once-a-year market would last for a whole week. Kalen had agreed to help them book passage on a merchant caravan, leaving Myss and Salaar flush with cash.
Myss launched a brazen sneak attack on Salaar and fished two silver shields out of Salaar’s coin pouch.
Lord Archdemon charged straight for the familiar cheese-and-berries stall, and this time remembered to buy only one serving. It wasn’t that he had suddenly developed the virtue of frugality, only that he wanted to waste the two silver shields more evenly.
Kalen, meanwhile, was cheerfully inspecting the meat stalls. He bought the fresh scraps the shopkeepers had shaved off and didn’t want, stuffed them into an old cloth sack, and presumably planned to use them to reward his flock of crows.
People hurriedly avoided the bloody sack. If Kalen’s priestly appearance hadn’t looked so trustworthy, they would have stayed even farther away.
The crows waited excitedly on nearby rooftops. Every now and then they cawed out to Kalen, as if only just stopping short of dancing for him.
Salaar, meanwhile, looked as if he had been possessed by a crow. He was examining shiny trinket stalls one by one.
“What are you looking at those for? They’re all fake anyway.”
Even with only a slave’s level of knowledge, Myss knew that a few copper teeth weren’t enough to buy real gemstones.
“Sepanti is relatively prosperous. Proper decoration can save us a lot of trouble there.”
Without even looking up, Salaar said, “Besides, our destination is a collection hall. If we need to strike up a conversation with artisans, ‘I think I may have bought a fake’ is a pretty good opening line.”
As he spoke, he picked up a crudely imitated “sapphire” “gold” brooch and examined it seriously in the sunlight.
There it is again, the Great Hero Salaar thinking of all these trivial details. Myss gave a dismissive snort and went back to chewing on his cheese.
That said, the thing Salaar had picked really was too fake. The supposed sapphire wasn’t even transparent, and the metal parts looked more like brass than gold.
Myss’s gaze swept over the stall and suddenly caught an extremely faint magical fluctuation.
The source was a silver brooch set with a ruby.
The ruby was actually fake, crafted from red glass and polished carefully into the shape of a droplet, like a drop of blood, or a tear. The silver setting, however, was real, and the design was simple and beautiful. Perhaps it was just a practice piece made by some apprentice craftsman.
It was buried in a corner, hard to spot at first glance.
Myss stared at that touch of red and suddenly remembered the lapis-blue scarf behind him.
He remembered clearly: that very morning, Salaar had used that blue scarf to tie up his hair. Myss had wanted to switch it for a white handkerchief, only to be mercilessly refused by Salaar.
Actually, Myss had tried tying it several times himself. But each time it ended up crooked and lopsided, and before long it would come loose, forcing him to go back to Salaar to have it fixed.
As a result, that lapis-blue scarf was still wound through his hair. An irritating mark, beyond question.
…What if he marked him back?
Myss picked up the brooch and came up with an excellent revenge plan. “I want this one.”
“Twenty-five copper teeth.”
The stall owner’s asking price was fairly reasonable. He looked up at Myss, coughed twice, then said, “…You can have it for twenty, sir.”
Myss paid with astonishing speed, as though he were performing some kind of dark ritual. The brooch had only just reached his hand when he immediately turned to Salaar. “Look at this.”
“The color suits you very well,” Salaar said after one glance.
“Oh, this is for you to wear,” Myss announced. “You know, as a ‘return gift’ for that blue scarf.”
He deliberately stressed the words return gift, waiting to see Salaar’s reaction.
Salaar froze for a moment. Surprise and puzzlement flashed through those blue eyes, but there was no anger.
A moment later, with a trace of understanding, all those emotions were drowned in a smile.
“Thank you. That’s very thoughtful of you. I’ll treasure it well.” Salaar took the “ruby” brooch of his own accord and openly pinned it to the front of his clothes.
Even worse, as a “return gift for the return gift,” Salaar immediately bought a string of black stone beads and declared that he would use it to decorate that lapis-blue scarf.
Father Kalen looked at the two of them with a benevolence so terrifying it gave Myss goosebumps all over.
Lord Archdemon stared gloomily at the brooch and suddenly felt the sort of grievance one feels when tossing a meat bun to a dog and getting nothing back.
The morning wind stirred, and the glaring “ruby” swayed lightly against Salaar’s chest like another beating heart.
…..
Two days later, the three decided to leave Rosha City.
All the corpses of those who had died from the strange illness had disappeared, and for nearly a week no new patients had appeared. The plague-beak demon had vanished without a trace as well. At last, the turmoil brought by the “plague” had settled, and the city lord’s soldiers were visibly more relaxed.
“The demon must have left,” people speculated.
In a sense, that wasn’t exactly wrong. The plague-beak demon, the Chaos Demon God, and a certain great hero had all checked out of the inn together.
At the time of their departure, Huey specifically called Hailey and Scintilla over to say goodbye. Huey and Hailey gave them a large bag of crackers, while Scintilla specially prepared a gift for Myss and told him to open it only after he had left.
The adult and the two girls all had red-rimmed eyes, and even the corners of Kalen’s eyes were a little damp.
And when they walked out through the city gates, the ramparts were packed thick with crows. They followed them reluctantly all the way, seemingly unwilling to leave with Kalen.
Kalen gave them another entire sack of scraps and entrails, waving his hand over and over again.
One farewell after another played out before him, yet Myss felt nothing in particular. In that darkness, he had seen thousands of similar scenes, and in more than half of them, Salaar had been the main character.
Compared to all that, Myss was more curious about the parcel Scintilla had given him. Why had she gone out of her way to prepare him a gift? After all, he had mocked her so harshly.
Once they climbed into the carriage, Myss immediately took out the sealed parcel. Salaar quietly leaned over and squeezed close to look with him.
The package was exquisitely wrapped. On the cover was a line in neat, graceful handwriting:
[Thank you for your words of comfort. I will study magic properly and devote my whole life protecting Rosha City, atoning for my past mistakes.]
[This is my cherished possession. I hope it can bring you courage and blessings.]
There was no signature at the end, only a hand-drawn sunflower. The seal on the back of the parcel was also decorated with a bundle of dried herbs.
Myss tore open the package briskly.
The next second, amid Salaar’s loud laughter, Myss threw himself backward so fast his chin nearly bunched up into folds—
Inside the parcel was, unmistakably, a copy of Brave Salaar.
Damn it! He knew it! That girl was exacting revenge on him—!!!
The author has something to say:
The second arc begins! On second thought, I decided this chapter should go with Volume Two after all. [throws flowers]
Height settings: Myss 178 cm; Salaar 187 cm; Kalen 190 cm. [let me see, let me see]
And now, let us analyze Salaar-speak from Arc One:
Myss: refers to Myss. The source of the Night Scourge, a powerful and ancient unknown existence, a very lively and wondrous creature (?)
My~~ss: Mooom~my (used specifically to tease a certain someone) [dog holding rose in its mouth]
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