Charlie’s Book Ch27

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 27

From the moment she saw that rose, Priscilla understood.

Why her noble brother, who was supposed to be sitting in Brandenburg enjoying wealth and power, had appeared at the other end of this distant continent, sneaking into the palace without even a single guard by his side.

The life force of the pink roses in Brandenburg was fading. He was worried about her.

Priscilla took a deep breath.

“Listen to me,” she said. “I am in good health. The roses in the castle live and bloom for me. Since I have left Lemena, they will naturally wither over time, but that doesn’t mean I will as well. I have no complaints about my life now. You should return to Lemena immediately, or at least leave Doran.”

Dwight looked at her. The concern in Priscilla’s eyes was unmistakably genuine.

“It’s different here from Lemena. And from… Pennigra,” Priscilla whispered softly. “If I had known, I would never have agreed to this. Please leave before midnight, after the court ball ends, Duke Dwight.”

Her tone became almost stern by the end of her statement.

Dwight was about to speak when he suddenly stopped. Like a keen hound sensing danger, he quickly approached the door.

Two maids approached, carrying a large silver tray, seemingly preparing to make the bed for the King.

Dwight frowned slightly. Did they not know the Queen was still in the room? If the King and Queen were talking, how could servants just enter the room? Or was the Queen’s behavior not meant to be public?

Unaware of the eyes watching through the door crack, the two maids chatted softly about the drama at the ball tonight, placing the silver tray on the ground and pushing open the door of the large room at the end of the corridor.

“Ahhhhh—!”

Almost simultaneously, a piercing scream echoed through the night, startling Priscilla almost to the ground. Dwight steadied her, quickly scanning the room for another exit.

Nobles, especially kings, commonly built secret chambers and passages in castle palaces, but not always.

Even if there were secret passages in the room they were in, it would be difficult for a Duke visiting for the first time to find one so quickly.

“What happened?” Priscilla tried to approach the door but was stopped by Dwight. The two maids were still screaming, and footsteps were already sounding in the hallway.

“Something must have happened in the room.” Dwight quickly assessed Priscilla’s attire. “Don’t go out now. Wait until more people arrive, pretend to be alarmed, and blend into the crowd. Their attention will be on the room. They won’t notice you coming from next door.”

Priscilla was uncertain. “What about you? We’ll just hide here and wait…”

“No.” The young Duke had already quickly considered several possible scenarios and responses after the scream. “If it’s a violent incident, experienced military officers will immediately check the vicinity of the incident site. This room would be the first to be scrutinized.”

He was absolutely right.

The two screaming maids were pulled up from the ground as people from all directions gathered, and the spacious corridor was nearly impassable. Petite Priscilla managed to slip out unnoticed amid the chaos, blending in with several noblewomen who had come in response to the noise.

“What—what’s happening?” she asked.

The doorway to the King’s room was already crowded, making it nearly impossible to push through.

“The Queen! The Queen is dead!” someone at the front screamed in terror.

Before the crowd could react, another voice shouted, “The Queen is alive! There’s another woman—”

“Go find His Majesty!”

“His Majesty isn’t in the room?”

“Find His Majesty!”

The guards struggled to disperse the crowd. Priscilla, concerned for her brother, lingered reluctantly. A guard approached her, and she preemptively said, “I won’t leave until I am sure the King and my husband are safe. I won’t obstruct you, but you must tell me—”

Her words faltered as the Countess stared in astonishment at the tall guard before her. Under the distinctive helmet of a Mokwen palace guard was a sunny and handsome face she knew all too well.

Priscilla quickly stepped back. “I won’t push forward. I’ll just watch from afar. Is that okay?”

It seemed the Countess’ concession persuaded him, and the guard backed away.

Priscilla’s heart pounded as she watched the guard casually lean against the door where the Duke of Brandenburg was hiding, seizing the moment to slip inside. Soon after, two guards came out.

“There’s no one in the next room,” the tall guard told others. “Check the other rooms!”

Priscilla finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Mokwen Palace was lit all night—a sudden murder in the palace prompted King Tifa to summon Duke Baylor, Earl Lestrop, and the Senate to an emergency meeting in the middle of the night.

The council hall was heavily guarded, and no one outside knew what was happening inside.

Queen Christine was finally revived by doctors, but she vehemently denied any involvement with the woman who died in the King’s room, claiming she had been drugged and left there by someone unknown.

That was what she said.

His Majesty’s promiscuity was no secret; even before Queen Christine had joined Mokwen from the Duchy of Lebis, his infamous mistress had already publicly flaunted her relationship with the King, causing the Senate to worry that Mokwen might welcome its first courtesan queen, with even a hotheaded minister considering a death plea to advise King Tifa to banish the too passionate and openly promiscuous Lady Dulie, whose nude paintings had fetched astronomical prices.

However, despite his licentious personal life, King Tifa was quite astute in politics. He took over the marriage arrangements originally belonging to his elder brother, Lamore, after he fell from a carriage and was trampled under the chaotic hooves of warhorses, leaving not even a whole corpse behind.

The Duchy of Lebis wasn’t large in terms of land, but it was rich in minerals, and its natural barriers protected its wealth from prying eyes, making it a powerful ally of the Mokwen Kingdom. Tifa’s marriage to Christine was also one of the main reasons he took up the royal crown.

Such a Queen, regardless of Tifa’s real feelings for her, couldn’t be easily abandoned, given the strong position of the Duchy of Lebis.

“Even if she killed her husband’s mistress in the King’s room?” Shivers, dressed in a Mokwen Kingdom guard uniform, leaned against the wall in a rarely trafficked corner, still keeping an eye on the outside.

Dwight paused.

“The murderer… it’s not certain yet,” he said. “The truth is unclear now. If what everyone sees is the truth, then, as the Queen, she is fully entitled to deal with her husband’s improper relations. The only issue is the identity of the woman who died beside her.”

This statement might seem a bit cruel and unfair, but it was actually very objective.

If the dead woman was a noble, then if the Mokwen royal family wanted to protect Christine (which was very likely), they would need to make some compensation and concessions to the family behind that woman, even if just for appearances, and the Queen would face some punishment. But if the woman was a commoner or lower, her death would be in vain, and afterwards, people would only talk about how the Queen must have been driven mad with anger to have taken action herself.

“So, should we leave?” Shivers asked. “There’s no moon tonight. Most of the guards are concentrated around the King. If we want to escape, now is the best time.”

Regardless of who the real culprit was, it had nothing to do with them. The Duke had already achieved his goal of personally confirming Priscilla’s situation, so the best choice was to quickly leave the palace.

Because once the Queen was declared innocent and Tifa began to investigate the real culprit, the palace would surely be under martial law. They would be like stones among wheat; if anyone conducted a thorough check, they would eventually be exposed.

The Duke fell silent.

Actually, there were many things about this night that he couldn’t understand. For example, why Priscilla went alone to Tifa’s room—as a Countess, such behavior, if seen, could spark rumors of an affair by the next day. Setting aside Tifa and Priscilla’s relationship, Dwight didn’t think his sister hadn’t considered this. Moreover, if Priscilla hadn’t been stopped, would she have entered the room before Christine, and would the suspect confined in the room with the corpse have changed from the Queen to the Countess?

Priscilla and Christine’s simultaneous decisions to go to the scene alone—was it a coincidence, or were they… guided?

Dwight lowered his eyes, his long lashes hiding his murky emotions.

One more thing.

Charlie.

That crazy, secretive rabbit. The map he provided, after sampling and verification, largely matched the actual situation; it was a real map.

But the spot he marked for their meeting was no more than twenty steps away from the King’s room. This was also one of the reasons he was able to stop Priscilla from entering Tifa’s room.

As a group of suspicious figures secretly infiltrating the palace, who, in their right mind, would set a meeting point near the most critical area of the palace?

More importantly, Charlie himself didn’t show up.

Until now, neither Shivers nor he had seen a trace of that rabbit-headed shopkeeper.


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Again and Again Ch7

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 7

Long Xingyu knew nothing. As soon as he returned, he started getting scolded in rehearsals the next day.

He danced poorly, couldn’t keep up with the rhythm, and was criticized harshly. Long Xingyu didn’t mind that much. What annoyed him was when the criticism turned into accusations about his restless mind, claiming he was getting arrogant and complacent now that he had a bit of fame.

Long Xingyu thought, ‘If this is arrogance, you must be eating boneless wings all the time*.

*Clarity: The line is “If these are tough wings, then you must be eating boneless wings all the time. Tough wings in this case is referring to “arrogance/acting tough”, followed by the rhetorical remark that the person making the criticism doesn’t even know what “arrogance” is (implying he only eats boneless wings).

He considered himself patient, enduring the harsh words without a peep. But after the lecture, he overheard some whispering. “I heard he’s hooked up with a sponsor and might go solo…”

They didn’t even bother to badmouth him in private. Long Xingyu was so angry he wanted to smash something, but all he had in the room were cosmetics, so he ended up smashing a compact powder case. Everything else he had to keep for use.

Before acting, he rarely wore makeup, only occasionally applying black powder to avoid reflections. Now, he had to wear full makeup and even be asked if he wanted to get fillers. Of course, he felt wronged.

The company also wanted him to endorse some sketchy facial masks. They were crazy for money. He refused the endorsement outright. He had read Long Xingyu’s contract—it was unreasonable, exploitative, long-term, and had high penalty fees. Jiang Yu could see through it instantly, but it was more than enough to deceive a young man in his twenties. A lawsuit was possible but time-consuming, and others might hesitate to hire him due to contract disputes.

He thought this was karma. He used to look down on these idol groups, thinking they were just pretty faces with no real talent, exploiting opportunities. He’d often get asked by the media for his opinion. Although he wanted to keep quiet, the reporters would provoke him by saying young people loved these idols, implying that only the older generation liked him. This angered him, leading to some harsh comments that went viral (not bought this time). Some said Jiang Yu had the right to comment, while others argued he was just jealous of the younger generation. They pointed out that, despite being in the industry for over a decade, he hadn’t won any major awards and could never catch up to Yu Ruoyun.

Now he knew—he wouldn’t fare any better in this job either.

Speaking of which, what happened to that sketchy facial mask endorsement? Why did it suddenly disappear?

A hand holding a water bottle extended towards him. Long Xingyu looked up to see a smiling face. “Drink some water before you practice again.”

It was Lu Zheming, the group’s leader. When he first woke up, he couldn’t understand why Lu Zheming was the leader if he was supposedly the most popular. Later, he found out it was because Lu Zheming was the oldest and most experienced—he had been in a boy band before but had to disband due to a lack of opportunities. As the domestic industry grew, Lu Zheming returned, going from the youngest to the oldest—over 25 years old.

Long Xingyu took the bottle, thanked him, and set it aside, not planning to drink. He didn’t trust someone he wasn’t familiar with, fearing it might be poisoned.

Lu Zheming said, “I spoke to the choreographer about your back injury. Some of the moves are too difficult for you. For non-synchronized parts, he’ll simplify them.”

Long Xingyu felt a bit embarrassed. He didn’t even know if he had a back injury, so he just said, “I do feel a bit uncomfortable.”

Lu Zheming didn’t expose his lie and comforted him instead. “Most of the tickets are sold because of you. We should thank you. Don’t mind what others say. I’ve already spoken to them.”

Long Xingyu found it disdainful and boring. “It’s fine. They’re just jealous. If they have the guts, they can report me to the Trade and Industry Bureau for unfair competition, daring to have individual resources and a sponsor…”

He had indeed used some connections, but not Long Xingyu’s. A film company investing in the show was run by someone Jiang Yu had helped during its early days, even lending money when funds were tight. Long Xingyu approached the person, claiming to be Jiang Yu’s friend, saying nauseating things like “Jiang Yu Gege* always treated me like a little brother.” He wondered if the person thought he was a kept man.

*Brother (哥哥) Address towards men who are older than you and are close to you or your actual older relatives.

Saying this made him feel uncomfortable. The person eventually agreed to his request. After thanking him and leaving the company, he tried to hail a cab but found all taxis were occupied, and it started to drizzle.

Only after having died once did Jiang Yu realize he had connections and wasn’t doing too badly, but he couldn’t find a single friend with whom he could share his true identity without hesitation.

Except for Yu Ruoyun. But when he finally saw Yu Ruoyun, Yu Ruoyun had lost his memory.

He had to continue being Long Xingyu.

Lu Zheming didn’t comment on him, but Long Xingyu suddenly wanted to hear his opinion. Leaning forward slightly, he asked, “Don’t you want to know how I got the role?”

Lu Zheming didn’t refuse. “If you want to tell, go ahead.”

“Just like they said, I slept with the director.” Long Xingyu started spouting nonsense.

Lu Zheming patiently continued the conversation. “The new director doesn’t have that much power.”

“Then I threatened the investors with a knife,” Long Xingyu quickly said. “I told them that the knife would enter white and come out red* if they didn’t pick me for the role.”

*(白刀子进红刀子出) Colloquialism refers to fighting to the death. It conveys a situation where the stakes are high and there’s no room for error, so you either come out of it unharmed (white knife) or injured/killed (red knife). Basically, he’s saying “pick me for this role, or else.”

Seeing Lu Zheming’s helpless expression, Long Xingyu stopped. “Just kidding.”

“Actually, I took out a naked loan to buy the role. If I don’t pay it back soon, I’ll be ruined.” Long Xingyu said with a serious face.

Lu Zheming laughed. “I noticed your personality has changed a lot. You’re more cheerful.”

Long Xingyu paused, realizing he should tone it down, but since it was already like this, he decided to let it be. “I’ve come to terms with it. One should have a good attitude. I should learn that from you.”

He wasn’t joking. If he were like Lu Zheming, never becoming popular, he’d go crazy. If someone in the group had significantly more popularity, he’d go even crazier.

As if he hadn’t already gone crazy over this before.

His phone suddenly rang. Long Xingyu stood up. “I need to take a call.”

He spoke quickly, somewhat anxious, because it was Yu Ruoyun calling.

“Are you practicing?” Yu Ruoyun asked. There were noises in the background.

“Yeah.” Long Xingyu walked further away, leaving the corridor and entering the stairwell, closing the door behind him.

Yu Ruoyun didn’t have much to say. The questions he wanted to ask, Long Xingyu probably wouldn’t answer. After a few seconds of silence, Yu Ruoyun spoke first. “I went to the hospital a few days ago. The nurse told me that when I was in a coma, you stayed by my bedside. She thought you were family.”

“Thank you.” Yu Ruoyun said.

You’re welcome. I just wanted to make sure you died. Jiang Yu wanted to say this.

“You’re welcome.” Long Xingyu only said the first half.


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Again and Again Ch6

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 6

Long Xingyu’s practiced motions surprised both Yu Ruoyun and the director.

“I thought he was just someone who slipped in,” the director whispered to Yu Ruoyun. “I didn’t expect he might have some acting talent.”

“Maybe your expectations were too low,” Yu Ruoyun replied.

The director thought that might be true. He had low expectations for Long Xingyu, so even a slight improvement was astonishing.

“Let’s not talk about him,” Yu Ruoyun said. “I need to take a leave to get a follow-up examination. I feel like I’ve started to recover some memories.”

“That’s good news!” the director said. “No problem. Go ahead. Have you remembered anything specific?”

Yu Ruoyun chose his words carefully. “For example, our first meeting when you talked to me about this project.”

The director, being a newbie, had no real power, but the producer was a friend of Yu Ruoyun and had complained to him about various issues. The lead actor hadn’t been decided, sponsors were hard to find, and what was supposed to be a joint broadcast on TV and the internet stations was now facing difficulties…

The producer wanted Yu Ruoyun’s help because of his extensive connections, but Yu Ruoyun went above and beyond by directly taking on the lead role.

The director laughed. “I didn’t think you would come. I thought Lao* Cui was joking. Really, thank you so much. I hope you get better soon. Someone posted set photos recently, and Lao Cui said you didn’t look happy.”

*Old () It’s a friendly way to address someone, often indicating familiarity, respect, or affection.

Did he? Yu Ruoyun didn’t think so, but he didn’t know what he was like before either. He also didn’t know how a complete novice like Long Xingyu could tell if the lighting was off.

…..

The doctor had said that the reasons for amnesia were complex. Although Yu Ruoyun didn’t have major external injuries, he should have recovered quickly.

“It might be psychogenic,” the doctor said. “Something traumatic that you don’t want to remember.”

“I’ve recalled some things,” Yu Ruoyun said. “Like my parents and friends, but only fragments. It feels like something is missing.”

He paused, then described the situation in a way that obscured his sexual orientation, “Maybe I even forgot my own wife.”

The doctor took it as a joke and laughed, “Mr. Yu, stop joking. You don’t have a wife.”

“Really?”

“Definitely not, unless you’re secretly married,” the doctor said. “If that’s true, congratulations. My wife is a fan of yours.”

……

When Yu Ruoyun returned to the set, he saw Long Xingyu at the entrance.

“I waited for you all day,” Long Xingyu complained. “If you hadn’t come back, I would’ve left.”

Yu Ruoyun didn’t need to report his leave to him, and no one would inform Long Xingyu. He waited like a fool, not feeling bored.

The young had privileges; they could ask questions freely, and people would think they were foolish and explain things to them, like teaching a child.

“This is for you.” Long Xingyu handed Yu Ruoyun a paper rose, still practicing how to speak like a normal person to the other man. “I made it for the stage manager, and this is an extra.”

It was the ugliest one Long Xingyu had chosen after a long time. Wrinkled and stained, it had probably been held too long. He didn’t want to give a nice one to Yu Ruoyun. If Yu Ruoyun rejected it, he could throw it away without feeling any regret.

Yu Ruoyun didn’t take it. Long Xingyu continued, rushing through his words. “Our group has a fan meeting. I need to go, so I’m leaving tonight.”

He had originally thought being an idol was just about looking good in front of the camera, not realizing there was so much to do. To ensure his performance was passable, he hadn’t rested these past two days, hiding in his room to practice unfamiliar dance moves with video tutorials.

After speaking, Long Xingyu tossed the rejected paper rose into the trash and suddenly leaned close to Yu Ruoyun’s face. “I’ll be back soon.”

It sounded like the declaration of the Big Bad Wolf.

Yu Ruoyun blinked. Long Xingyu had approached him like this several times. He noticed that every time, Long Xingyu stopped breathing briefly when delivering his fierce words, eyes fixed on him, clearly nervous.

But Long Xingyu might have lost his senses. Already close enough to see each other’s facial hair, he moved even closer, ignoring personal space.

Then, very lightly, he pressed a kiss to Yu Ruoyun’s lips.

Long Xingyu startled himself, springing back like he’d been shocked, and left without waiting for Yu Ruoyun’s reaction.

Yu Ruoyun stood there until the corridor’s motion-sensor lights went out. Then he came to his senses. He walked over, squatted down, and picked up the crumpled paper rose from the trash.

Capricious, eccentric, unpredictable, sensitive, and easily angered—the celebrity who was both loved and hated—this wasn’t Long Xingyu, but Yu Ruoyun tolerated Long Xingyu because he felt familiar. Even his breathing habits were familiar.

These traits were all Jiang Yu’s.

The floodgates of memory finally opened, but the first image in his mind wasn’t the real Jiang Yu. It was a news photo of Jiang Yu.

It was the scene of the superstar’s death.


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Charlie’s Book Ch26

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 26

Clang!

An unexpected scraping sound interrupted the performance of the instrument. The lyrist sitting on the cushion screamed as her lyre was knocked to the ground. Her composed expression twisted as she jumped up in place, utterly lacking in decorum.

Whether on the dance floor or on the sofas, everyone’s attention was drawn to the corner of the disturbance, all bewildered. But soon, another scream erupted—from beneath the pile of exquisite cushions, two frantic rats emerged.

“Rats! How can there be rats?”

“Ah—my dress!”

“Tristina, don’t… oh!”

“My God! What just ran past?!”

The sudden appearance of the rats caused a flurry of screams wherever they went, for their speed was too much for the pampered nobles to avoid. In their panic, many even blocked the rats’ path, nearly dying of fright. Within minutes, a couple of frail ladies had fainted.

A mass panic began to spread uncontrollably—while it was understood that rats were pervasive, even infiltrating palace kitchens, the nobility attending a royal ball would likely never step foot in a kitchen, nor would they know the effort servants made daily to keep such unsightly creatures out of sight.

Ladies in opulent dresses hoisted their skirts, unconcerned about exposing their undergarments, all to furiously stomp and distance themselves from the center of the chaos. The hall’s bright lights also stressed the nocturnal rodents, who scurried aimlessly, occasionally scurrying over polished shoes, triggering even louder screams and roars—this was a time when gentlemen could have drawn their swords to combat the small beasts and rescue the terrified ladies, but this was a banquet, not an arena, and the decorative sheaths beneath their clothing were, in reality, empty of any actual blade.

Frantic servants rushed in with brooms, trying to catch the disruptive rats. Who knows how many times they had cleaned the hall! All the tablecloths and curtains were new; no place could be cleaner than here, yet these rats seemed to appear as if by magic.

As people shoved each other, the well-dressed ladies became quite disheveled—a tall count quickly stopped his wife from being pushed over by a clumsy servant and swiftly led her away from the dance floor. Her skirt was inexplicably stained with wine, the beautiful and dreamy sky blue satin spreading into a purple blotch.

“I’m going back to change clothes.” The Countess clutched to her husband, who was gently patting her chest.

“His Majesty won’t come tonight,” the Count said solemnly. “You don’t need to come back.”

“But…” She looked anxiously back towards the dance floor, where the guards had mostly driven out the rats and the crowd were settling down.

“It’s alright.” The Count gently gathered her loosened hair at her cheek and personally escorted her to the banquet hall door.

The Countess looked up at her husband with a sweet, innocent smile.

“I’ll wait for you.”

The Count smiled back. “Don’t wait for me. I’ll be with His Majesty tonight. I’d rather my wife rest a bit more.”

The Countess nodded and left with the help of her maids.

From any angle, the Count was an exceptional husband.

Noble, wealthy, majestic, mature, attentive, and considerate.

In this setting, he even considered that dressing and undressing a noblewoman’s gown was very time-consuming, and having his wife rush back after changing would only waste time and energy.

One could hardly find any flaws in him.

Almost.

The Countess maintained her impeccable, gracious expression until the last second.

As soon as the maids had unlaced her corset, changed her into regular clothes, and left the room respectfully, the mask she had maintained all evening finally fell.

She waited quietly for ten minutes until there was no sound outside the door. Then, the young Countess, wearing soft-soled shoes, quietly opened the door and slipped into the corridor.

She wasn’t familiar with the layout of the palace, but her excellent memory allowed her to recall the floor plan she had seen just once. She hurried through the corridors as quickly and silently as possible, thankful that most people were focused on the evening’s festivities and many guards were redeployed there. Apart from a couple of passing maids, she encountered no obstacles.

Due to her high status, her accommodation in the palace wasn’t far from her destination. After dangerously avoiding two patrols of guards, she finally reached a broad corridor with a large room at the end. The door was closed and unguarded—suggesting it was unoccupied.

Her heart was pounding so hard it almost jumped out of her chest. She took a few deep breaths before approaching the door. Just as she reached out to grab the doorknob, a pair of hands suddenly emerged silently from behind, clamping over her mouth!

The Countess almost fainted from shock at that moment, completely forgetting to struggle, letting the person behind her half-carry and half-drag her into the room next to the large one on the left.

Who would dare abduct the Countess in the palace? Just as this thought flashed through her mind, she heard a woman’s voice from outside the door that wasn’t fully closed.

“Get out!”

Although she heard only two words, the Countess immediately recognized the speaker as the current Queen, Christine.

The Queen?

The Countess looked toward the unsecured door, thinking if she could signal somehow—

“Shh.” The man holding her seemed to sense her thoughts, lowering his head close to her ear.

The Countess’s eyes widened in shock.

“It’s me, sister.”

The hand that had been tightly covering her mouth finally loosened, and the Countess trembled all over, hardly daring to turn around.

“How can this be…” she barely managed to utter, tears uncontrollably falling from her eyes, but she was utterly unaware of them.

The young Duke placed his hand on her slender shoulder and gently turned her around.

Though they had been apart for years, the young man’s eyes, inherited from their mother, remained exactly as they had appeared in her dreams. His excessively pale skin and undeniable beauty were unmatched by anyone she had seen since leaving her homeland.

The Countess’s eyelashes trembled. “How are you…”

“I was worried about you, Priscilla.” Dwight’s expression was far colder than his sister’s, but if Eugene and the others were present, they would be shocked by his uncharacteristically gentle tone.

“I…” the Countess began but was immediately cut off by her brother.

The Duke gestured for her to be aware of the outside.

He had intentionally not closed the room’s door completely, and now a thin crack made it easy for passersby to overlook.

They heard Queen Christine scold her maids, ordering them to leave, then she entered the corridor alone.

Priscilla approached the door crack, only catching a glimpse of a skirt flitting by before the Queen entered a large room at the end of the hallway.

“Is that Tifa’s room?” Dwight whispered.

Priscilla hesitated for a moment. “Yes.”

The Duke didn’t ask why she had gone to the King’s room alone earlier, but the Countess knew her brother well—he didn’t need to voice his concerns for them to be pressing on his mind.

She should explain, but she hadn’t prepared a convincing excuse. In front of Duke Dwight, anything less than the stark truth would seem like a joke.

However, Dwight didn’t pressure her.

“I’m not here to dictate how you live your life,” the young Duke said. “I just wanted to see you.”

His words softened Priscilla’s heart, but years of etiquette training and sharp political instincts made her immediately conceal her vulnerability, lifting her chin slightly.

In a matter of seconds, she transformed from a lonely, married-away young woman, shocked to see a loved one, back into Priscilla, the reserved, self-controlled noblewoman who hid the grief of her parents’ deaths in her room.

“I didn’t hear you were coming,” she said, looking at Dwight and slowly frowning. “That shouldn’t be…”

Given Duke Dwight’s status, had he come through official channels, not just the royal palace of Mokwen but Priscilla herself should have been informed upon his entry into the continent of Doran.

Her ignorance meant only one thing.

“How did you get here?” Priscilla’s expression changed. “Where are the papers? The knights? What about Shivers?”

By the time she mentioned the last question, her voice had risen uncontrollably.

“I came privately,” the Duke admitted calmly.

“You? You! Whatever your reasons!” Priscilla’s chest heaved dramatically. “You are the head of the Dwight family! How can you disregard your own safety—”

“I’ve grown up, sister,” Dwight said patiently. “I’ll be fine.”

Priscilla glared at him, closing her mouth.

This was as angry as she ever appeared, always so gentle by nature.

Dwight continued, “I’m not here to see him. I came for this.”

He took out a black velvet box. Despite being away from soil and sunlight and after all this time, the rose inside hadn’t wilted, though it had deteriorated somewhat since the last time the rabbit-headed shopkeeper saw it.

The box’s magic, crafted by elves, kept the rose alive, closely linked to the distant lands of Lemena.

Priscilla covered her mouth with her hand.


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Charlie’s Book Ch25

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 25

Infiltrating the palace.

Actually, this task wasn’t as difficult as it sounded.

On any continent, the extravagant and vain behavior of the nobility was universal, which led them to employ many inexplicably large amounts of manpower and resources when they gathered.

Dwight had seen with his own eyes a noblewoman who wore a dress to a court ball that required four maids to drag its train—it was at least twenty feet long. Additionally, two other maids had to watch the people around her to prevent them from stepping on the lavish train as the lady turned.

Mokwen’s current king, Tifa, undoubtedly excelled in this pomp; he had people polish the palace ornaments and lay sod and trim hedges two months in advance. He also unnecessarily decorated the fig trees along the main street leading to the palace with colorful metalwork.

Of course, these magnificent decorations set in public places often mysteriously disappeared during the unguarded nights, forcing the officials in charge of external palace decor to exhaust themselves filling in the gaps. Even additional night guards proved ineffective—but that wasn’t the point.

The point was that from two months ago, all sorts of craftsmen and servants had been coming and going from the Mokwen palace. Even the best guards couldn’t possibly keep an eye on every unfamiliar face all the time.

They also disdained remembering the faces of common folk.

For anyone working in the palace, remembering the faces of nobility that one couldn’t afford to offend, under the right circumstances, was a demonstration of capability.

Clerk Lopez was one such capable person.

From a young age, his photographic memory made him stand out among his father’s numerous illegitimate children. Not only was he exceptionally recommended to the Senate as a junior recorder, but he also got many unexpected opportunities.

Like standing at the palace gate to welcome each noble who didn’t reside permanently in the capital during the king’s birthday celebrations.

Although it was a rather respectable job, standing at the palace gate to welcome nobles for several consecutive days was indeed exhausting.

Lopez tried not to think about his swollen, painful feet and made an effort to appear energetic as carriages drove through the gates.

“My Lord,” Lopez greeted as a servant laid down a footstool. “His Majesty the Wise said that his arms would return at the first light of dawn, and he sent me here—”

Perhaps his bow was too perfect. Before he could finish speaking, his glasses, which should have been securely on his nose, slid off suddenly and fell under the carriage.

Silence ensued. The ceremony officer standing guard with him, who was nearly blind, had no idea what had happened. Lopez froze, forgetting even to straighten up.

It felt like half a century passed before a gentle female voice said, “I haven’t seen glasses of that color before. Is it the latest fashion in the capital?”

Lopez snapped back to reality and quickly said, “Some craftsmen from the east came with a type of light tea-colored glass. They say it’s clearer than ordinary glasses.”

“Your eyes are beautiful. I wouldn’t want them to be obscured by anything,” came the voice from above Lopez, seemingly indifferent.

“I’m just asking. I wouldn’t want to be embarrassed in front of other ladies at the dinner…” As the woman spoke, she passed by Lopez and entered the palace gate with the count, followed by servants hurrying behind.

Lopez straightened up, knowing he had made a mistake. If the noble pursued the issue, he might end up building walls the next day.

But the young lady beside him, who had no need to, still spoke up for him.

What a gentle and understanding lady…

Lopez dared to look back but saw only the broad back of a tall man disappearing around the corner, accompanied by a swath of light golden hair.

With ten days until the king’s birthday, the arriving nobles had already lit up the great houses of the capital. Invitations to upper-class social dinners were being distributed relentlessly to all influential nobles, and madams and ladies were painstakingly preparing their gowns and jewels. Gentlemen were discreetly exchanging various pieces of information and rumors. Daily gossip filled all pages of the tabloids… It was as if the social season had arrived early.

But not everyone was enthusiastic about this.

“My Lady, you don’t look very well.” A lady with a very low-cut neckline, which fully displayed a complex and beautiful opal necklace, looked concernedly at the woman beside her. “Is it too stuffy here?”

The woman, who had been absentmindedly staring at the candlelight on the table, came to her senses and smiled, shaking her head. “It’s a bit colder here than in the south, but I’m not so delicate. I just saw the branches of the laurel tree outside moving. The wind tonight is quite strong.”

A few exquisitely made-up women were silent for a moment, then all chuckled in unison, as if they were in a perfume-filled henhouse.

“I don’t think it’s the wind, but someone trying to check their petticoat under the cover of the laurel.” A woman with a high hair bun casually stroked the lace on her skirt. “As far as I know, half the men in the royal city are at Viscount Mori’s tonight, so who could be outside?”

“Oh dear. I wouldn’t know, but I did notice a handsome coachman earlier…” someone teased, dragging out the tone, but only got halfway through.

Half a sentence was enough. Whether it was ‘handsome’ or ‘coachman’ that hit these ladies’ funny bone, they all burst into laughter again.

The garden of the banquet had always been a traditionally agreed place for secret affairs. After the laughter, the topic quickly turned to news of several mages entering the palace.

“It’s not entirely mages. At least three young men are apprentices.” A lady who lived in the capital lowered her voice. “And I heard… they didn’t come for His Majesty’s birthday celebration.”

Her dramatically lowered voice indeed caught the attention of those around her, bringing the gossip circle closer together.

“Strange things have been happening in the palace,” the lady said, covering half her face with her fan. “His Majesty is using the excuse of his birthday to have some mages investigate thoroughly.”

“Lady Mary, what kind of strange things could be happening in the palace?” the lady revealing much of her chest asked dismissively.

Lady Mary lifted her fan slightly. “There are rumors that the king has a new mistress.”

The atmosphere suddenly cooled.

Amid the music and laughter, the sudden silence in their little corner went unnoticed by others.

The young lady, who had been daydreaming, softly spoke up. “Her Majesty the Queen’s beauty makes even the stars in the sky shy away from shining. I believe there must be some misunderstanding.”

Everyone knew this was just polite flattery. There was only one queen, but the king’s number of mistresses had always been limitless. If anything, several of those in this cozy sofa group by the wall had had their flirtations with the king—hardly novel gossip.

The lady’s aim was merely to break the silence, and her bright eyes turned to Lady Mary, clearly waiting for her to continue.

Lady Mary seemed slightly annoyed by the lack of encouragement, but if she were wise, she wouldn’t discuss the king’s private matters openly at such a gathering.

Still, she couldn’t help but retort, “I am a cousin of Her Majesty. Would I speak without confirmation? It’s normal to have one or two mistresses, but what’s odd is that no one knows where these women come from—His Majesty’s bedroom often has unfamiliar long hairs and different scents of perfume, yet even the servants who sleep by the king’s bedroom door haven’t noticed anyone who could have been with the king. Even though there are guards in every corridor at night, no one has seen anyone enter the king’s room. Yet, during the quiet of the night, sounds of playful joy can be heard.”

“The queen has investigated all the maids in the palace, but to no avail. There are no outsiders entering the palace, yet unusual traces are often found in the king’s bedroom. It’s almost like…”

It was almost as if an invisible specter, taking the form of a seductive woman, slipped through the king’s window in the moonlight, disappearing at the first light of dawn.

Royal affairs of the heart could only be discussed ambiguously in dimly lit salon corners. Thanks to the strong-willed Lady Mary, a little prodding was all it took for her to unwittingly provide more details.

For instance, the king’s bedroom actually had a secret compartment behind the bed, covered with light green wallpaper painted with ivy in gold paint. At first glance, it seemed ordinary, but a careful touch could reveal the subtle texture that was the switch for the secret compartment. Those emerging from it could easily lift the king’s bed curtains.

Another detail was that the compartment was only the size of a standard closet, the only piece of furniture being a handmade cashmere carpet from Minicia—ensuring silence when walked upon. Another exit led to a hidden staircase, known to no more than three people in the entire palace…

Although the entire palace was decked out in festive decor, the old and quiet tower on the west side of the palace remained grim and dilapidated even after its moss was scrubbed away and new candles were placed. She ascended the slightly damp steps, fine moss, as delicate as down feathers, stubbornly emerging from the square stone wall cracks, seeming to glow green in the dim air.

The area was deserted, silent as the earth before dawn. She couldn’t hear her own footsteps, but her heart throbbed relentlessly, stimulating her brain.

Fifty-seven, fifty-eight… She counted her steps carefully, making sure not to sway the lantern in her hand. Noblewomen surrounded by jeweled satin rarely had to walk or climb like this, and before long, she felt her corset squeezing her organs. She paused to let a wave of dizziness pass and rested briefly before continuing upwards.

One hundred and sixty-four.

A turning point appeared on the stone steps, along with an undecorated pine door.

She stopped and listened intently for a while, but silence prevailed. She then pushed open the pine door, and a wave of warm air and fragrance from inside briefly relaxed her tense facial expression.

Behind the pine door indeed lay a small room, and there truly lay a large Minicia handmade carpet, luxurious in pattern and color, a rarity even in the empire.

The only difference from the rumors was that besides the carpet, there was a wooden box in the room, beautifully carved but unlocked.

She set the lantern on the floor and gently touched the box, barely exerting force when the lid lifted slightly.

A low, melodious sound of a Soltrey lyre flowed from within.


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Charlie’s Book Ch24

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 24

The situation started that night two days ago, which was why Eugene, still haunted by what happened, was instinctively drawn to the content loudly read by the newsboy on the street.

“The shopkeeper wanted to avoid going out during the day and asked me to gather information after sunset, but two days ago, I encountered something he hoped to understand from another angle. So I rushed to get the first batch of newspapers printed this morning…” Eugene held the tea cup with both hands, the tea inside already cold.

Finally, surrendering his dignity, Dwight left his room and sat on the only armchair in the room, legs crossed with an air of authority. “‘That incident’?”

Shivers handed the freshly ironed newspaper to the Duke, who skimmed it quickly, throwing it aside afterward, and looked expectantly at Eugene, signaling him to continue.

Eugene took a deep breath.

“I saw it,” he said. “I saw the process of the woman’s death that was written about in the newspaper.”

Strictly speaking, he didn’t “see” it fully, but he was involved to some extent in the murder case that had spread throughout the streets and alleys.

At the time, Eugene had left the small tavern in the chill of midnight, chasing after the kid who stole his wallet, completely unprepared to stumble upon a murder in the dark alley infested with vermin.

When it happened, Eugene and the kid were in a delicate position, close enough to almost hear the murderers’ vague conversations, yet hidden from their view, even in the light of their lanterns, where Eugene could see their shadows cast on the wall across from him.

The pickpocket, thinking himself worldly, was just a naive kid who nearly bolted out upon smelling a hint of blood, thinking his dog was harmed. So Eugene had to firmly grasp him—he had spent most of his life dealing with schemes and dangers, and the reason he could still sit and drink tea unharmed was his acute sense of crisis, which was better than anyone else’s.

Almost instantly, he realized the sticky stench in the air couldn’t possibly come from a dog. If the smell was this horrifying, the victim was undoubtedly human and beyond saving.

His judgment proved correct. The nauseating smell of blood grew thicker by the minute, as if solidifying in the stagnant air, accompanied by coarse whispers. Without making any significant movements or casting shadows, Eugene silently leaned against the wall, his heart racing, feeling the kid he held trembling.

He couldn’t make out the whispers clearly, but they differed from the local dialect, spoken quickly and abruptly, more akin to the northern highland style. Just by those muffled, grumbling conversations, he could visualize at least two burly men standing there, ready to snap the neck of even a passing crow if spotted.

For nearly an hour, the two real bystanders stood against the wall until they were certain the people beyond wouldn’t return. Only then did Eugene release the kid’s hand.

Then he did the second right thing.

He stopped the kid who wanted to circle around to see what had happened, commanding him in harsh tones to wait there while he cautiously peered out himself.

Even years later, after countless brushes with death and personal experiences on battlefields, the memory of what Eugene saw in that alley would involuntarily make him shudder.

It wasn’t the fear of the disfigured limbs or unrecognizable face, visible even in the darkness, nor the chunks of flesh, blood, and unknown organs scattered around. It was the terror, shock, and tragedy of the scene.

It wasn’t the result of a fight or a swift murder, but a thorough, torturous, human-made hell.

The Duke, after hearing Eugene’s account, slowly said, “So, a woman was killed in an alley. And Charlie wanted you to tell me specifically, hoping we could report this atrocity to the city guard?”

In Doran’s current state of royal conflicts, countless lives were claimed under various circumstances, and as stowaways, they were powerless to do anything for the woman.

The Duke’s reaction was entirely within the shopkeeper’s expectations.

Eugene struggled to delve back into the memories of that horrific night, forced to relive the distressing recollections whenever he closed his eyes.

“That woman’s abdomen was cut open,” Eugene added. “I thought the murderers took pleasure in torturing her, but the shopkeeper suspects they might have had other motives.”

Dwight’s eyes narrowed slightly.

“Given the mess… ‘they’ seemed almost to be searching for something inside the woman’s body.”

A woman’s abdomen split open.

Unless she had swallowed something not meant for her, what else could be hidden inside a human’s body cavity?

Only an unborn life—also a human.

Shivers frowned deeply, and Columbus was stunned. Reading about a murder in the newspaper was different from hearing a witness account. Eugene’s description made his hair stand on end—if he had any.

Before the Duke could ponder further, Eugene added, “There’s another problem.”

All eyes in the room turned to him. Columbus sat tensely on his armchair, leaning forward with anticipation.

“The accent of those speaking was quite distinctive.” Eugene paused, then uttered a phrase in a somewhat awkward manner.

His life of constant turmoil had honed many practical skills in him, and learning dialects was the best and fastest way to blend into the local underclass. Eugene had a bit of a knack for it. He could roughly mimic any language he had heard—not by truly learning it immediately, but by mimicking its intonation, speed, and phrase breaks to achieve a sound that, at first listen, was very similar.

Hearing this accent, the faces of Dwight and Shivers almost changed at the same time. The Duke seemed thoughtful, while the Knight Commander’s expression turned cold.

“It’s the Lion’s men,” Shivers said with some disgust.

Columbus: “??? What, what?”

But no one paid him any attention.

Dwight said, “Where is that rabbit head? Have him come see me.”

Eugene was almost impressed by Charlie’s masterful planning. He had almost guessed the Duke’s reaction perfectly!

“The shopkeeper told me to give this to you if I found you.” Eugene struggled to pull a tightly rolled tube of paper from the innermost pocket of his coat.

“What’s this?” Shivers took it, puzzled.

“If you’re caught with this, you’d be beheaded immediately.” Eugene immediately recalled what the rabbit-headed shopkeeper said when he handed this to him—the terrible thing was the other person’s expression was extremely solemn.

“I don’t know,” Eugene said dejectedly. He had never dared to open it.

Back on his old turf in Dogus, who hadn’t heard of “Eugene the Dirk“? He considered himself a seasoned tough character, having briefly mingled in the underworld and then turned into a freewheeling thief, familiar with plenty of double-dealing and danger. But compared to engaging in fierce battles, the way Duke Dwight and the rabbit-headed shopkeeper dealt with murder and death threats—with an air of casual seriousness, but clearly not joking—was even more terrifying to him.

Had he unwittingly boarded a tremendously dangerous ship?

Lately, Eugene couldn’t help thinking this.

Shivers unrolled the cylinder. The ink was bent, and before it was fully unfolded, anyone could see it was a hand-drawn map.

“This is…” Shivers said incredulously, “A map of the palace? Where did he get this?”

Dwight scanned it quickly. The map’s succinct strokes outlined all the entrances, exits, rooms, and courtyards of the palace—a military-grade map if there ever was one.

In a small room in the northwest corner of the palace, a particular pattern was drawn with red ink. It was tiny, but its simplicity made the contours of the long ears and high-top hat easily recognizable.

The message was clear: I’ll be waiting for you here.

The young Duke’s face showed no emotion, but his mind was in turmoil.

He knows my plan.

He knows if Priscilla comes to the capital with her husband, I plan to infiltrate King Tifa’s palace to find her.

While logically this was the most efficient approach, and it wasn’t surprising that Charlie could guess this, the Duke still felt uncomfortable about the other calculating his behavior patterns.

This was already quite a mild thought. At this time, those in power cherished being seen as dignified and inscrutable, especially influential nobles, who rarely showed their true characteristics, lest their opponents deduce their styles of action.

But oddly, the Duke’s primary concern wasn’t that the rabbit-headed shopkeeper had presumed to deduce his actions. What bothered him more was that the rabbit seemed to have been observing and understanding him all along. Conversely, for the Duke, Charlie remained much of a mystery, with each of his actions often puzzling.

Being studied and analyzed was upsetting to the Duke, although he couldn’t pinpoint the source of this irritation.


The author has something to say:

Indeed, Eugene lacked the Duke’s noble birth and the shopkeeper’s worldly experience, but even the little guys have their strengths and can improve.


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Charlie’s Book Ch23

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 23

Geoffrey knelt on the icy cobblestone street, coughing so hard that his little face was contorted. When he saw a pair of feet stop in front of him, he looked up pitifully.

“Sir,” he gasped, “did I disturb you…?”

“Are you alright?” The foreigner helped him up and even patted off the dirt on his body.

“I’m just very hungry,” Geoffrey said timidly.

“Are you hungry?” The foreigner’s brown eyes showed a hint of distress.

Geoffrey almost couldn’t control his urge to laugh out loud, but the next moment he heard the other man say, “But the money you took from my purse should be enough to buy several loaves of bread, right?”

Geoffrey’s face changed color, realizing that his arm was firmly grasped in the other’s hand.

“I checked just now, and the purse isn’t on you,” the foreigner said casually. “Did you tie it to a dog?”

Geoffrey didn’t dare to look up. “Sir, what are you talking about?”

“It doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it.” The man’s tone wasn’t harsh, but his words made Geoffrey tremble with fear. “Your little partner is so obedient. It must love you very much. If it doesn’t find you at the agreed-upon place, it will surely come looking for you, right? After all, a dog’s nose is very sensitive. You see, killing a person requires a bit of mental preparation, but killing a dog requires none at all. It’s still cold out. Have you heard how dog meat should be cooked to taste good? I might need to buy some mint…”

“No!” Being just a child under ten years old, Geoffrey quickly pleaded for mercy. “Please forgive me… I’ll return the things to you. Please forgive me!”

“I am not an unreasonable person,” the foreigner smiled. “You just shouldn’t have tried to rob me. When I was your age…”

He didn’t finish his sentence. Geoffrey, firmly grasped by him, had no choice but to lead the man forward. The old district was like a decaying spider web. Just two streets in, and there were no more streetlights. If Geoffrey could escape for just five seconds and darted into any alley, given the complexity of the roads and the darkness, no one would find him again. But the man’s grip was tight, and Geoffrey found no opportunity. As they got closer to his hideout, Geoffrey deliberately slowed his steps, about to say something, when suddenly the man behind him pulled him back.

A grown man and a child stopped in the pitch-dark alley. Geoffrey was about to speak when his mouth was suddenly covered. Forced against the cold, damp wall, he instinctively tried to struggle, but found himself tightly restrained, unable to compete with an adult man. He could only allow himself to be half-carried, half-dragged forward—this almost combat-ready action came very suddenly, but Geoffrey almost immediately realized it was not directed at him.

Before they could leave the alley, he smelled something odd.

A faint, damp smell of blood mixed with the alcohol scent from the foreigner’s palm, both carried together by the night wind into his nose.

On a moonless night, ordinary human eyes could hardly see much without light, but other senses became surprisingly sensitive.

Like sound and smell.

Geoffrey heard some broken voices, almost sure they came from about thirty steps away in Willow Lane, just around the corner from his private base.

But this was strange because Willow Lane was a dead end, just a corner formed by neighboring uneven houses. It had a name because the previous officer wanted to solve the problem of drunks relieving themselves and residents dumping trash there. It was an aborted plan that now only left a row of exceedingly narrow awnings, and even in daylight, it was almost the darkest corner.

Who was there?

Geoffrey’s heart pounded wildly. The blood smell in front of them was clearly stronger than here, and as he strained to decipher what those people were saying, the foreigner suddenly pushed him into his coat, completely cutting off the already faint voices.

“Why can’t I go down?” Columbus sat by the window, desolately peering through the glass at the newsboys below. “There must be big news… Ah, is that Eugene?”

At a street corner, a newsboy was surrounded by a crowd of mostly well-dressed gentlemen and several servants buying newspapers for their masters. A man in a wool shawl loudly said to those around him, “When that woman was found, her belly was slit open—it could be a wild beast…”

“How could there be wild beasts in the city?” The man beside him couldn’t help but argue. “These days are not peaceful. We shouldn’t let women go out after dark.”

Eugene, his face half-covered with a scarf to discreetly mask his darker skin compared to the locals, managed to buy a newspaper successfully. But then, a stone, seemingly from nowhere, hit his headscarf hard enough to startle him.

He looked up and saw the familiar bright colors of the tin soldier through a window across the street.

“Can painted eyes see especially far?” Eugene grumbled hoarsely as he entered the building, impatiently unwrapping his headscarf and heaving a deep breath. “I thought a bird had landed on my ear…”

“Eugene!” The tin soldier who opened the door for him was exuberant. “It was me who spotted you! But the stone was thrown by Shivers!

The tall Knight Commander smiled and motioned for Columbus to close the door. “What’s the matter? Wandering the streets in broad daylight?”

Eugene sneaked a glance at the tightly closed bedroom door, thinking but not daring to say aloud, “The highly sought-after beauty isn’t me.”

Who knows which noble’s mind was heated by rumors. Since the Duke of Brandenburg entered the city, the inn had been subjected to soldier inspections twice. These days, it was difficult even for Dwight to step out of his room without concealing his face, much less think of leaving the city by any route, which only added to the Duke’s irritation.

“Eugene! Where’s Charlie?” Columbus circled Eugene as if the shopkeeper was hidden in Eugene’s coat.

“We’ve rented two rooms at ‘Full Moon’ in Dog Tail’s Alley,” Eugene quickly explained. “The shopkeeper asked me to wander around the city tonight, trying to keep a low profile as we get closer to the witch’s domain.”

Since arriving in Doran, Charlie had indeed toned down his usually flamboyant demeanor and rarely left the carriage—Columbus was the same. It seemed that no matter what was said, he was quite wary of Elena and didn’t want to expose himself prematurely.

To Eugene, however, staying confined to a room, with food delivered only to the door, seemed overly cautious.

But Eugene didn’t voice this thought either—somehow, despite the shopkeeper’s friendly demeanor, which was a stark contrast to the ever-critical and temperamental Duke, Eugene felt an inexplicable respect for him. When Charlie arranged tasks with a kindly but firm tone, Eugene followed without questioning.

Shivers, however, agreed with the shopkeeper’s approach. In fact, while the Duke of Brandenburg was confined to the inn, he and Eugene played roles in gathering information, though due to different backgrounds, their methods and locales varied significantly, as did the restrictions they faced.

But some information didn’t require deep integration into the crowds.

“Although the plans have deviated slightly from the original track, this trip isn’t without merit,” said the tall Knight Commander. “In fact, it was fortunate we passed through the capital, as everyone here is discussing how, from Cross Street to the royal palace, the area is beginning to be militarized in preparation for the arrival of dignitaries.”

Columbus added, “Because of the king’s birthday! All the nobles will come to the capital, bringing wines, gems, precious silks, and the finest dwarven crafts—this is King Tifa’s third birthday since his coronation, and I’ve heard the previous two were very, very lively.”

The little tin soldier, with his painted features, looked forward with anticipation as if he could already see the streets filled with flowers, the grand processions moving from Cross Street to the palace, and beautiful young women in their finest clothes singing and dancing, filling the air with the scents of noblewomen’s powders and exotic spices.

Eugene poured himself tea and finally settled into a high-backed wooden chair. “I heard about this too. That’s why the shopkeeper wanted me to find you quickly. If things go smoothly, we could save a lot of time and effort. He was worried you might get stuck in some corner, avoiding the soldier’s inspections.”

“A city guard doesn’t have that much power, although the innkeeper did face some questioning. But when it comes to control over the capital, no one can exceed the king,” Shivers said calmly. “As long as we act discreetly, there shouldn’t be any problems.”

Actually, Dwight himself didn’t take the absurd “wanted” situation seriously. If it had been an order from the king himself, it might have posed a real problem, but as a city guard, especially during King Tifa’s birthday, the motives were transparent to the Duke and the Knight Commander.

“So, we’ll decide to stay in the capital for now,” Shivers declared. “Until—”

He paused, noticing that Eugene stiffened slightly at the mention of staying.

“…What’s wrong?” Shivers asked.

In the past, in Lemena, someone of Shivers’ status and position would never have crossed paths with a lowly thief like Eugene, let alone observed him so closely.

But since Eugene joined their journeying party, even though Duke Dwight routinely mocked him, the young lord mocked everyone, so in a way, he treated Eugene no differently than others, not as a slave or an inferior servant. Though uneducated, greedy, and vulgar, Eugene wasn’t entirely without merit; he was stubborn, loyal, and often a bit foolish—but overall, not a bad person.

Thus, Shivers unconsciously began to see Eugene as one of their own, perhaps without even realizing how much he had changed along the way.

Eugene hesitated for a moment.

The tin soldier also sensed something and ran up to him. “Eugene, what happened?”

“About this matter, the shopkeeper wanted me to explain it personally to the Duke.” Eugene lowered his head, hiding his expression under his unkempt, shaggy beard.


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Again and Again Ch5

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 5

Yu Ruoyun watched Long Xingyu take one step, two steps, three steps away.

On the fourth step, Long Xingyu turned back.

Reluctantly, he returned and said, “I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay,” though Yu Ruoyun didn’t really know what he was apologizing for.

Long Xingyu seemed to want to compromise, lowering his tone, but his words were still harsh. Long Xingyu said, “You don’t even remember your lover’s name, do you?”

He continued, “Your accident news has been out for nearly a week, yet no intimate lover has shown up to care for you. Maybe you broke up a long time ago, or maybe there never was such a person. Otherwise, why haven’t they come to check on you? Look at me—I came to see you as soon as you had an accident, and you treat me like this. It makes me sad.”

It wasn’t clear if he was sad, but his ability to spout bullshit was evident.

“You can reject me,” Long Xingyu continued, “but at least wait until you recover your memory.”

“Isn’t that right?”

Even without regaining his memory, Yu Ruoyun knew that it would be hard to encounter another young person like Long Xingyu. “Don’t you care about your reputation?”

Long Xingyu, however, seemed oblivious. “Who cares about reputation?”

Three months weren’t enough for Jiang Yu to fully assimilate into this idol identity. While he could still pretend most of the time and refused to stoop to endorsing some minor brands, seriously maintaining his reputation was still a challenge.

“I care about mine,” Yu Ruoyun said. “Now go and rest. People are watching.”

He even lightly patted Long Xingyu’s head, as if affectionately joking, but he didn’t answer any of Long Xingyu’s questions.

In just a few minutes, Long Xingyu lost the unique honor of being disliked by Yu Ruoyun and became just another ordinary newcomer.

What if he started from the very beginning as an admirer, following Yu Ruoyun’s footsteps from afar? Would the result be different?

He had been jealous of Yu Ruoyun in every way. Strangely, upon waking, these feelings had faded significantly, almost disappearing. The gap between their statuses was so vast now that unless Long Xingyu transformed into a superstar, there was little hope of having their names mentioned together.

The greater the gap, the more comfortable it felt, compared to a smaller gap.

Jiang Yu recalled complaining to his assistant once in his past life, “Why am I placed behind Yu Ruoyun?”

The assistant replied, “That’s the organizer’s arrangement.”

Jiang Yu nearly exploded. His assistant liaised with the organizers for a long time, but the result pissed Jiang Yu off nevertheless. Their positions were moved to the same row, but Yu Ruoyun was in the center, and Jiang Yu had to count several seats from the edge to see him.

For Best Actor, both Jiang Yu and Yu Ruoyun were nominated. When the presenter called Yu Ruoyun’s name, he stood up and passed by Jiang Yu, who then regretted fighting for the position. He had to watch Yu Ruoyun accept the award. Yu Ruoyun, accustomed to winning, showed little emotion, giving a brief speech where he said thank you again and again. Jiang Yu clapped from his seat, knowing the camera would capture his defeat once again. Normally stern-faced, he forced a smile for the cameras.

But it was okay. His outfit today cost much more than Yu Ruoyun’s. His studio had prepared extensively, bringing photographers. Marketing accounts would soon spread news of Jiang Yu wearing XX brand’s spring collection, the first in the world, or highlight his breakthrough performance in his nominated film, with numerous influencers sharing the posts…

If it weren’t for Yu Ruoyun, he wouldn’t have had to waste so much money!

But now things were different. To others, Yu Ruoyun giving Long Xingyu a bottle of water and talking to him a bit was enough for Long Xingyu to feel grateful. Jiang Yu wasn’t grateful or satisfied, but he had no choice. Yu Ruoyun wouldn’t tolerate Long Xingyu causing trouble as he had with Jiang Yu. With just a flick of his finger, Yu Ruoyun could crush Long Xingyu.

This was a rational analysis of why he needed to control his temper. Plus, the way Yu Ruoyun looked at him under the sun was truly captivating. Despite his gentle personality, his portrayal of a rogue in movies seemed effortless, and his smile could charm anyone. Even with wrinkles around his eyes, his gaze was as deep and bright as stars.

If heaven gave Jiang Yu another chance, it was to correct past mistakes. Yu Ruoyun was the root of his errors. If the old approach didn’t work, he needed to change his attitude towards Yu Ruoyun.

Getting along well and starting over—this was Jiang Yu’s hope and his ideal future.


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Again and Again Ch4

Author: 反舌鸟 / Mockingbird

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Editor: Eli


Chapter 4

Yu Ruoyun thought, ‘Dreams can’t be this real, but this is indeed a dream.’

That person was kissing him, passionately. It was the same person who had previously, out of the blue, announced another breakup and disappeared, only to suddenly return, pretending nothing had happened, and walked right back into his life. Yet, Yu Ruoyun still opened the door for him.

In the midst of their kissing, that person said, “I went to Thailand.”

“To watch a ladyboy show?” Yu Ruoyun asked.

“I went to see a master to see if he could cast a spell on you,” the other person said. “But those scammers only wanted to introduce me to raising spirits because it was more expensive. So, I came back.”

As he spoke, he bit Yu Ruoyun’s neck, his hair brushing against Yu Ruoyun’s chin, making it a bit itchy.

“What kind of spell?” Yu Ruoyun looked down at the person, but his face was obscured by hair.

He could only feel the other person pause for a second before saying, “Of course, a spell to curse your career, make you unlucky every day, and die early.”

I will wake up soon, Yu Ruoyun thought, Why hadn’t the curse come true yet?

But in the dream, the person left and didn’t return.

……

Before resuming work, Yu Ruoyun watched some of his own scenes.

The director observed Yu Ruoyun’s expression and asked for his thoughts.

“It might be my problem.” Yu Ruoyun didn’t avoid the topic. “I feel like I’m not in good condition.”

The director thought the film emperor was too hard on himself. While directing, he only saw Yu Ruoyun stand out, too prominent, but it wasn’t his fault. This was Yu Ruoyun, after all, undeniably eye-catching.

“I’m wondering why I took this role,” Yu Ruoyun said.

The director was stunned and couldn’t answer.

Yu Ruoyun didn’t need to; everyone thought so. Even though there had been few good movie scripts in recent years, Yu Ruoyun could afford to wait. He wasn’t a rising star who would be overtaken if he didn’t work for a while. But Yu Ruoyun had taken the role. This big project was a coveted opportunity for others, but a poison pill for Yu Ruoyun. Because of his participation, the original setting was altered, and the script had to be modified to age the main character a few years.

Of course, there were people online mocking him, saying the film emperor had lowered his standards. Others felt sorry, wondering why the young stars of Yu Ruoyun’s generation had such strange career paths. The top star Yu Ruoyun had fallen into a pit, and Jiang Yu, who used to be able to compete with him, had suddenly died.

But fortunately, this was Yu Ruoyun. Despite the doubts, Yu Ruoyun still said, “Since I took the role, I will give it my all and get back in shape.”

This reassured the director, and Yu Ruoyun added, “There’s one more thing. If it’s possible…”

“Can you keep Long Xingyu away from me?” Yu Ruoyun made what was possibly the most unreasonable request of his career.

……

Everyone thought this had to be Long Xingyu’s fault.

Yu Ruoyun wasn’t someone who made things difficult for others. For him, this was already the equivalent of losing his temper. The director couldn’t do much, nor did he know how to handle it—what could he do, set up a barbed wire fence between Yu Ruoyun and Long Xingyu? But at least he could pass the message along.

By the time Long Xingyu heard it, the message had been distorted. “Yu Ruoyun wants you to get lost. He said he doesn’t want to see you.”

Long Xingyu was stunned, dropping his half-eaten whole-wheat bread. “Did he really say that?”

“Yes,” the messenger said. “What did you do to make Mr. Yu so angry? I don’t think you’ll last long in this crew.”

Long Xingyu had mixed feelings.

On one hand, he wanted someone to leak this to the press so he could make it to the trending topics, letting everyone see how Yu Ruoyun bullied newcomers.

On the other hand, he wanted to rush to Yu Ruoyun and ask what he meant. How could someone who hadn’t even exchanged a few words with him earn such high-level contempt? If Yu Ruoyun could so easily hate someone, he wouldn’t have lived over thirty years before dying. He would have been stabbed to death by Yu Ruoyun long ago.

Before anyone could speculate about his possible blacklisting, Long Xingyu dashed off.

The place wasn’t big, and he ran fast. Soon he saw Yu Ruoyun from a distance. Stopping several meters away, Long Xingyu sat down against a wall under the scorching sun.

Under the sun, Long Xingyu calmly pondered his past.

Yu Ruoyun probably knew who Long Xingyu was—a member of a boy band with some fame, clinging to him with ulterior motives, naturally needing to be shaken off quickly.

But he wouldn’t know that Long Xingyu had died once—a failed suicide attempt—crushed by online trolls, feeling unrecognized, and overwhelmed by numerous trivialities. Long Xingyu had a diary filled with the worries of someone his age. The last entry was nearly frantic, asking what he had done wrong to deserve such abuse.

He couldn’t understand, having entered the entertainment industry too young and cared too much about others’ opinions, ultimately losing control. When he woke up, another person inhabited his body—Jiang Yu.

The same Jiang Yu who had died last year, whose ashes had been scattered long ago, and whose body he never saw.

Jiang Yu never had the chance to tell Long Xingyu that people cursed him out of jealousy for his looks, wealth, and love. They lacked all three. The criticism Long Xingyu received was nothing; it didn’t even rank in the top hundred of full-on cyberbullying, so he shouldn’t have taken it too seriously.

This was what Jiang Yu had believed. He had lived happily, with the exception of Yu Ruoyun, who troubled him, so he decided to trouble Yu Ruoyun in return.

The ugliest way to live was to drag on. This applied to both career and love. Their relationship was like that in the end—resentful from past and recent wrongs, dreading each other’s name. Yu Ruoyun never proposed that they break up; it was Jiang Yu who repeatedly left and returned. He never had a key to Yu Ruoyun’s house, but every time he knocked, Yu Ruoyun would open the door.

Yu Ruoyun always made Jiang Yu’s unreasonable behavior look truly unreasonable. But they must have had good times. Why couldn’t he remember them now?

Jiang Yu wanted to tell Long Xingyu that the entertainment industry wasn’t a place for genuine emotions. Every heartfelt agony could become spectators’ perfect gossip, just like now, with people watching him approach Yu Ruoyun, hoping for a confrontation.

Yu Ruoyun noticed him and walked over.

“Want some water?” Yu Ruoyun handed him an unopened bottle, like a caring person who came just to deliver some to him.

Jiang Yu took it, glaring at Yu Ruoyun.

“Maybe I was too harsh,” Yu Ruoyun reflected, then added, “But don’t joke around like that anymore.”

Saying things like pursuing him.

“I have someone I love.” Even though he couldn’t remember who that was, at least he couldn’t continue accepting baseless affection or pursuit from this young man.

“What did you say?” Jiang Yu frowned, either not hearing clearly or hallucinating.

“I said…”

“You’re spouting bullshit!” Jiang Yu interrupted, snapping, not wanting to hear more. He turned and left.

……

The first time Jiang Yu met Yu Ruoyun, he introduced himself, “Jiang Yu, ‘yu’ as in steadfast till death*.”

*Clarity: The Yu () from the idiom (至死不渝) which means will never change until death.

He might really be an illiterate idiot. It sounded passionate at first, till death without change, not noticing the negative word in it*.

*The idiom is often used in a romantic context to express undying love (like “I love you to death”) or an expression of loyalty to a country, cause, or person.

Now the name had changed.

He became the ‘redundant’ Yu*.

*Clarity: He’s now Long Xingyu, the [yu] () from redundant (多余).

Yu Ruoyun wouldn’t think about these things. He didn’t even remember who his so-called lover was, yet he used it as an excuse to keep Long Xingyu away. He just said he had someone he loved, as if he truly loved someone.

What is love? Is it dopamine? Hormones? Libido? A trick of the suspension bridge effect? Is it putting your name on a house? Buying a carat diamond ring? Handing over all your bank savings?

Jiang Yu had discussed such topics with Yu Ruoyun.

Of course, not seriously asking what love is. He had been reading Bible stories, trying to seem dignified. Yet, he lacked patience, stopping after the first few.

To Jiang Yu, Jehovah was always getting himself into trouble. In the last story he read, Abraham’s loyalty was tested by God, demanding he sacrifice his son. And this 24k pure idiot actually complied, without questioning God.

Jiang Yu said, “I suspect he’s a delusional gay. If he were alive now, he’d be swindled out of all his money by an online lover. Only such madness can explain this love—it’s irrational and illogical.”

And he would only lose his mind over Yu Ruoyun.


Kinky Thoughts:

Just a note, the author often switches between using Long Xingyu and Jiang Yu, which can make things extremely confusing at times, like in the chapter here. I debated whether or not to make changes to keep the consistency so it wouldn’t be too confusing, but decided against it, since I don’t want to impact the original text too much.


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Charlie’s Book Ch22

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 22

The handsome Duke of Brandenburg was unaware of the increasingly wild rumors about him, but one thing he could be sure of was that his plan to “remain inconspicuous due to being understaffed” had utterly failed.

This could not be entirely attributed to the Duke’s misjudgment of the situation, but rather to the differences between the two continents being even greater than he had anticipated.

Centralized power in Pennigra was well-established, with occasional friction between kingdoms but no large-scale warfare.

Under complex circumstances, the various kingdoms of Doran, even in peaceful times, had stricter checks on population movement than expected.

Dwight had been very discreet throughout his journey, not caring much for pomp except for essentials, and he would cover himself completely with a cloak when leaving the carriage. No one expected that every gate in Syriacochi would have soldiers who thoroughly interrogated and registered visitors, and no masked entries were allowed to prevent spies from infiltrating. Once he had to reveal his face unwillingly, a young soldier was visibly stunned by his appearance, attracting the attention of his colleagues. Although he quickly pulled his hood back on and the shopkeeper and Shivers swiftly signed all documents, they could still see many curious onlookers squeezed towards the gate as their carriage passed through.

Dwight himself was surprised by the commotion his face could cause. As a noble heir born with a silver spoon in his mouth, he rarely appeared before the common folk. Even when surveying his domain, most wouldn’t dare look directly at him. As for the praises he had grown tired of hearing among the nobility since childhood, the Duke always thought they were somewhat exaggerated due to the flamboyant flattery typical of nobility. In other words, he knew he was good-looking, but he didn’t realize to what extent.

Seeing the situation turn chaotic upon entering the city, Shivers made a decisive call, leaving both carriages and most of their luggage with the shopkeeper. He and the fully armed Duke then left the group and blended into the bustling streets.

Around a dim gas lamp, insects continuously swirled, and several spiders hurried across the smoke-darkened wooden beams above. Below, a few burly men sat around a square table playing cards, their bodies emitting a strong smell of sweat, mixed with the perfume of two women leaning over to watch, and the scent of cheap malt beer, fried fish, and cheese in the air, enough to deter any remotely decent lady from stepping foot in this tavern.

But the other patrons seemed not to care, sitting in pairs or groups in corners, either whispering together or joining a gambling table. It wasn’t even eight in the evening yet; although it was already dark, many had just extinguished the forges or closed their barn doors and hurried out to find a place to pass the time.

A man in a drab cloak was also drawn to the rowdy gambling at the center of the tavern. His command of the common tongue was poor, but his card-playing skills were solid. He turned five copper coins into a significant win. The biggest blacksmith, Knytt, however, lost miserably tonight.

“Where are you from, stranger?” Knytt glared at the other’s shuffling hands, ready to catch even the slightest hint of cheating, swearing to himself that he’d twist this guy’s neck like wringing a chicken.

The stranger shrugged and named a place in his broken common language, which Knytt had never heard of.

“Ah, is it ‘Fornbey’?” A woman guessed based on his pronunciation. “I had an aunt married off there. It’s very, very far.”

The stranger nodded and smiled at her.

To be honest, this man looked young with a pair of brown eyes and a decent physique. Unlike the others, his beard wasn’t unkempt, and he didn’t have the sweat smell typical of Knytt and the others. He was rather lucky, having won quite a bit.

If he weren’t a foreigner, Tina would have been more eager to do business with him.

Unfortunately… Knytt and his group weren’t the type to be broad-minded.

He appeared to be a skilled card player and won another two rounds. More and more people gathered around the table, and a plump woman plopped down next to the foreigner, clinging to his arm. She was no longer young—at least five or six years older than Tina—and though heavily made-up, the fatigue at the corners of her eyes couldn’t be hidden by the dim light of the tavern.

“Tina, your rival’s here,” a man teased. “Martina, better go to bed early. Tina’s here tonight, and I see her nails are quite sharp!”

Tina flicked an eyelid but said nothing.

Martina might had been popular once, but a woman’s prime was both short and cruel. Now that Tina was there, who would spare Martina a second glance?

A few men who knew them chuckled.

This woman must be getting desperate, trying to seduce an unknown foreigner without even caring about his background. Ridiculous. When would she understand that this was no longer her place to stay?

Tina’s lips, brightly painted, twisted, and she gave Martina a scornful look, which was returned with equal defiance—Tina maliciously thought she should wait outside to see if she could catch a drunk by midnight.

Unexpectedly, the foreigner didn’t push Martina away but didn’t take the opportunity to embrace her either. His attention seemed entirely focused on the cards in his hands—he won again.

“It seems I have the Goddess of Victory by my side,” he said slowly.

Tina laughed heartily. “How are you so lucky? Are you cheating?”

The atmosphere froze for a moment but quickly returned to normal. The foreigner blinked, puzzled, as if he hadn’t understood Tina’s rapid speech.

“Don’t talk nonsense,” a particularly tall man said harshly, though his eyes stayed fixed on the foreigner.

Martina gave Tina a challenging look, feeling a bit anxious, but the foreigner beside her remained composed. He understood the phrase “Goddess of Victory”, indicating he didn’t mind her sitting there.

Unfortunately, the foreigner’s luck turned mixed in the next hour. Just when Knytt thought he would take all the money from the foreigner in one go, the foreigner stopped playing.

Then, he did something unexpected.

He took out all the money from his pockets, offering to buy all the men present a malt beer and the ladies a glass of wine, specifically requesting an extra helping of broth and bread for his ‘Goddess of Victory’ Martina.

Since he turned his pockets inside out quite honestly, everyone saw that the man really had no more money left—his clothes didn’t have any valuable accessories either, so they let him leave the gambling table graciously.

Martina seemed to like him and quietly asked if he wanted to go for a walk, but the man gestured towards the gambling table, indicating he wanted to continue watching.

Knytt seemed to have his luck returned by the foreigner and started winning money. The pub grew even more crowded, attracting stray dogs and what looked like a street child who, thanks to his small size, went unnoticed as he scurried under tables, hoping to pick up scraps of bread that had fallen to the floor.

But good luck often didn’t last long; soon enough, a lady screamed, loudly complaining about her skirt being dirtied. The muscular tavern owner came out from behind the bar with a thunderous expression, unceremoniously shoving both the people and dogs out, kicking them a few times for good measure. A skinny child seemed to have been kicked in the stomach, squatting outside the door coughing loudly, but no one in the tavern gave him a second glance, except for the penniless foreigner. He glanced at the child, seemingly with a bit of pity, and, with difficulty, stood up from his crowded seat to walk out.

Since his pockets were already empty, Knytt just glanced up at him and then returned his attention to the gambling table. Martina, however, pulled at his sleeve and whispered something about how those little brats were all faking it and not worth pitying. No one knew if the foreigner understood, but he left anyway.

Tina scoffed.

“Why don’t you lift your skirt and chase after him? After all, the bread he bought you could last a whole night, right?”

Martina’s eyes narrowed, and she snapped, “Mind your own business, Tina.”

“Oh, sorry, did I underestimate? Should it be three nights? After all, you’ve been depreciating badly since three years ago.”

The surrounding crowd burst into laughter, and Martina’s face turned red with fury, her ample chest heaving with each breath.

But she didn’t stand up to leave.

Normally, Tina wouldn’t bother targeting Martina, but tonight was different.

Tina couldn’t quite say what it was, but facing a clearly struggling Martina, the man didn’t show the same brazen mockery as Knytt and others. He even slightly defended her, a kind of respect for women that almost resembled the manners of higher society—but in some hidden corner, Tina was also annoyed that he hadn’t given her more attention and was so kind to Martina instead.

Women were such complex and contradictory creatures, but overall, Tina didn’t want this strange foreigner to die, so she gave him a hint when he kept winning. If he had continued to draw attention, then after he left the tavern alone, Knytt and the others would have silently dragged him into an alley, and only in the morning would the early water carrier discover another unrecognizable body in a corner of Syriacochi.

What a foolish man.

Tina thought, probably very young and too tender-hearted. But it was good he left early; getting tricked by those street urchins and scoundrels at least meant his life wasn’t in danger—everyone knew that every seemingly homeless child in Syriacochi might belong to a dirty gang of con artists, using their youthful appearance to commit crimes. But foreigners didn’t know that.

So these fools deserved to be duped.


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