Beyond the Galaxy Ch23

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 23

On May 25 of the Galactic Standard Calendar, the first batch of mobile islands of the year drifted to the vicinity of the Puccini spaceport from the equator with the ocean currents. Over the next six months, more archipelagos would visit the waters near Puccini like migrating schools of fish, until winter descended upon the northern hemisphere of New Venice.

The southern restaurant of the Takut Hotel was packed. From the exquisitely carved floor-to-ceiling windows, one could see the Lovena Sea, with its vast expanse of blue waves rising and falling, wave after wave crashing against the sturdy breakwater before flowing through the intricately designed complex waterways of the city.

Today’s weather was exceptionally clear. Sparse thin clouds floated in the azure sky. A few terns soared above the waves. The horizon, where the sea met the sky, lay like a smooth arc, quietly resting at the ocean’s edge.

“So beautiful!” Alois put down his knife and fork, gazing out at the ocean. “It’s my first time seeing the real sea!”

While he was admiring the ocean, Joshua swiftly forked a piece of fish from his plate. By the time Alois turned back, the fish was already in the assassin’s stomach.

“Hey! How could you do that!”

“What’s all the fuss about? Here, take it back.” Joshua picked up a clump of seaweed from his own plate and placed it on Alois’s plate.

“Joshua, being picky about food will give you hemorrhoids,” Alois said righteously.

“That’s why I’m so concerned about your colorectal health. Hurry up and eat.” Joshua advised in a tone reminiscent of a food salesman.

If the restaurant’s table hadn’t been made of metal, there would now be a stainless steel fork stuck in it.

Today was the day of the mobile islands return. When the first island’s faint silhouette appeared on the horizon, the restaurant buzzed with excitement. People left their seats, crowded at the windows, and took pictures, shouting and cheering. Alois craned his neck, but the dense wall of people blocked his view. “Damn, why didn’t I grow a bit taller!”

As he jumped up and down, trying to squeeze through the crowd, Joshua forked another piece of meat from his plate. “You want to see it that much?” he asked.

“Oh, of course!” Alois struggled to find a patch of blue through the throngs of people. At that moment, Joshua suddenly grabbed his hand.

“Then let’s go take a closer look.”

Ignoring Alois’s protest of “I’m not full yet,” Joshua dragged him out of the restaurant and to the hotel’s parking lot, renting a small open-top bat-winged flying car. The car was small, with only two seats. Joshua sat in the driver’s seat, and under his urging, Alois climbed into the passenger seat. Before he could settle in, the car started.

“Wait, I haven’t fastened my seatbelt yet!”

“What’s the point of that bothersome thing?” The car slowly ascended, flying towards the mobile islands. Soon they left the artificial land, crossing the breakwater, and arrived over the rolling blue sea.

Alois, suspicious of the open-top car, hurriedly buckled his seatbelt. If Joshua suddenly decided to show off some cool driving skills, he might have to practice his swimming skills. “What if we fall?”

The car sped up, the moist sea breeze blowing Joshua’s silver hair. He brushed the bangs from his eyes and tucked them behind his ear. “I’ll save you.”

“…I-I can swim.” Alois turned his head away.

He quickly realized Joshua was right. The seatbelt was indeed a nuisance. The car flew low over the sea, almost touching the water. Without the seatbelt, Alois could have reached out and touched the sea. A few seagulls rode the airflow created by the car, circling around them. In the sea, a school of colorful flying fish occasionally leapt out, splashing water on Alois.

Under Joshua’s mocking gaze, he unbuckled his seatbelt and reached out to touch the water below. The cold sea water ran through his fingers, making Alois shiver and pull back.

“It’s cold.” He wiped his hands on his clothes. He hadn’t expected the sea to be so cold in the warm May weather.

Joshua chuckled, taking one hand off the controls to grasp Alois’s cold, wet fingers.

The assassin’s palm was warm.

The car soon arrived above the mobile islands. Nearly a hundred islands of various sizes drifted towards the city like a school of fish. Some islands were covered in jagged rocks, others in lush jungles; some were uninhabited, while others were dotted with shell-shaped houses, resembling small villages, with many fishing boats following the islands.

Joshua brought up a satellite map, pointing to the dots on the map. “The islands marked in red are private, and those in blue are public.”

“Are we not allowed to land on private islands?”

“Correct.” Joshua looked up. “If I retire someday, I’d buy an island here and live on it forever.”

“Can islands be bought?” Alois was amazed.

“Of course. They have the technology to create artificial islands, so it’s not a big deal.”

The car flew over a verdant island, startling a flock of white birds from the tall trees. “Do you like islands that much?” Alois was surprised. Other than his aversion to sharing a bed with others and his obsession with certain foods, he’d never seen the assassin show such a clear preference for anything.

“My homeland is similar to this.” Joshua looked at the endless blue sea.

“Olympus?” Alois remembered him mentioning that he was from Olympus.

Joshua shook his head. “No. It’s the place where I was born. I grew up on an isolated island, surrounded by a blue ocean as far as the eye could see.” He paused. “Above the ocean was an endless starry sky. I always thought the ocean was more vast and boundless than the stars. It wasn’t until I stepped into the universe that I realized how wrong I was.” He smiled self-deprecatingly, but his eyes were unusually gentle, like someone lost in beautiful memories.

Alois remained silent. It was the first time Joshua had voluntarily talked about his past. The renowned assassin Mourner’s childhood was spent on a planet with oceans like Neo Venice. He tried to imagine what Joshua looked like as a child but failed. Mourner seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, with no known past, as if tracing his history was like reaching back to the origins of legend.

But Mourner undoubtedly had a past. He had a childhood. He had memories.

“Why not move back to your homeland?” Alois asked.

“Because…” Joshua hesitated, as if choosing his words carefully. “Because it no longer exists.”

Gone.

That was a dreadful word. According to the Empire’s definition of a “gone” planet, it was one that had been uninhabitable for over three hundred years and was no longer inhabited. Since humanity began colonizing space, countless planets had perished due to resource depletion, ecological disasters, and war. In the heated period of the Empire and the Federation’s wars, nearly every day saw small colonies perish in the crossfire.

Was Joshua’s homeland destroyed this way? Alois, who was born and raised in the Empire’s capital, known as the “Unfallen Star”, couldn’t imagine what it felt like to have one’s homeland wiped out. Maybe it felt like receiving a death notice for his father? Or like sitting by his mother’s deathbed, listening to her final words?

Either way, it must have been—very, very painful.

The car flew past the forest island and hovered over an island covered with silver sand. In the center of the island grew a tropical rainforest, resembling an emerald lying on a bed of silver velvet.

“That island is beautiful!” Actually, Alois didn’t think it was particularly remarkable, but he felt he needed to divert Joshua’s attention. The assassin seemed extremely melancholic at the moment.

“That is ‘Green Star Diamond Island’,” Joshua said. “It’s from Storan Wright’s long poem [The Maiden of Dreams]. ‘Oh, maiden wearing Green Star Diamond bright, why do you haunt my dreams at night? Are you inviting me to love’s embrace, or let me sink to sleep’s dark place, into the abyss, where dreams confound, and never wake, forever bound?”

Alois looked surprised.

“Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?” Joshua smiled. “Camilla has a song with lyrics adapted from this poem.”

“[Never Wake Up].” Alois remembered the song title. “I can’t believe I didn’t know this after being a fan for so many years…”

Before he could finish speaking, the flying car suddenly tilted, and the unbelted young man screamed as he fell onto Joshua’s lap.

“What are you doing?!”

The answer to Alois’s question came in the form of a whistling missile, which flew past the spot where their car had just been and headed straight for Green Star Diamond Island.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch22

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 22

“Do I need to repeat myself again? Is your recording device just for show?” In the police station, Joanna Begrel crossed her legs, puffing on a cigarette, filling the interrogation room with smoke. The officer frowned, impatiently tapping the recording device with his index finger to express his anger. But the pirate woman ignored this, continuing her ways.

“But ma’am.” The officer tried to keep his voice calm. “Your ship fired a beam cannon in the spaceport, which is a serious violation of Neo Venice spaceport control regulations. Moreover, you and your subordinates disrupted city traffic, putting great pressure on both the police and the media…”

“Is that my fault?” Joanna blew out a smoke ring. “I was being chased. If I hadn’t done that, I’d be dead. Then my subordinates would start a rebellion in Neo Venice, and the beam cannon would directly hit your council building instead of damaging an advertisement board.”

“Are you threatening me, ma’am?”

“You’re very perceptive, sir.”

The two glared at each other, and sparks seemed to flicker in the air. Alois, holding a coffee cup, moved closer to Joshua but stopped when the officer assigned to watch them gave him a warning glance. Joshua’s shoulder wound had been bandaged. “It’s a minor injury, nothing serious,” the doctor had said. “I guarantee a quick recovery without a scar!” Alois seriously doubted the doctor’s skills.

A female officer entered the interrogation room, whispering a few words to the officer. The officer’s frown relaxed, and he turned to the pirate woman. “Thank god, those lazy council members enacted the damn ‘Non-Interference Agreement’. The two flying cars and their occupants you shot down don’t belong to Neo Venice, so you won’t be charged with murder by the prosecution but will be charged with ‘disturbing public order’. Do you need to contact a lawyer, or should we assign one for you?”

“Can I make a phone call?” Joanna smiled.

Ten minutes later, the female officer reentered the interrogation room, whispering in the officer’s ear. The officer frowned again. “Thank god, ma’am, you really are well-connected. The charges against you have been reduced to ‘traffic violation causing an accident’. After paying the bail, you can leave.”

“Thank you.” Joanna smiled like a true lady. “Can I use a card?”

Outside the police station, a black bat-winged flying car hovered in mid-air, waiting. A man stood in front of it, dressed in black, blending into the night, but his pale face and hands were visible, like an old ghost.

“Oh, isn’t this Old Hikari? Why wait outside? It’s so cold! It’s warm inside the police station, and they even provide free coffee. Go in!” Joanna gestured behind her.

“This was our mistake, Captain.” Hikari bowed slightly in apology. “We offer our sincere apologies. Please forgive us.”

“Forgive?” Joanna’s mouth twitched. “I was followed as soon as I left the Portia Casino, and they were well-prepared. I was attacked before I even left the spaceport! And you call this a mistake?” She approached him, lowering her voice. “You did it on purpose, you old geezer. You knew someone would follow me and let them. Are you doubting my abilities, or do you want to taste my ship’s main cannon?”

Hikari had a look of “you guessed it”. “I’m really sorry, ma’am.” He bowed. “Your actions have proven the ‘Mad Queen’ reputation is well-deserved. Now we are completely at ease.”

“Fuck off!”

“Again, we ask for your forgiveness, ma’am. You know, I’m old, and sometimes overly cautious.” Hikari gestured, and the bat-winged car descended steadily, its door sliding open. “Let’s discuss this further somewhere else.”

“Haven’t we talked enough? Any more and we’d be dating.” Joanna looked disgusted.

“You have a great sense of humor.” Hikari slowly climbed into the car. “Please, come in. You’re staying at the Noah Hotel? We can talk there.”

“Do you want to enter an unmarried woman’s room? Give it up, old geezer.” Joanna climbed in, calling Alois and Joshua to join. “Drop them off first, then we’ll sort everything out in the car. If I get attacked again before leaving Neo Venice, I’ll tie that damn box to a timed bomb and throw it into the council building!”

“No problem, ma’am. As you wish.”

Alois and Joshua sat beside Joanna. The car door slid shut silently, and Hikari pressed a few buttons before turning back. “Where to, gentlemen?”

Alois looked uneasily at Joshua, who looked to the pirate woman.

“Take them to the Takut Hotel.”

The car ascended, flying into the traffic lane above the river, following the traffic signs obediently. “The Takut Hotel. It’s a nice place with good service, reasonable prices, delicious food, and the restaurant on the south side offers a view of the Lovena Sea…” Hikari said dreamily.

Joanna leaned back and closed her eyes. “Chatterbox. Shut up.”

Hikari obeyed.

They soon arrived at the Takut Hotel. The car stopped at the entrance, and a bellboy immediately came to greet them.

Joanna opened one eye, glancing at Alois and Joshua. “Go on.”

“Will you be okay alone?” the assassin asked.

“No worries.” The pirate woman closed her eyes again. “An omnipresent eye is watching me.”

For a believer in God, this might refer to the Almighty’s constant care for His people. But Alois understood she meant Leonard. Where there were surveillance cameras, there were his eyes.

Suddenly, he felt sympathy for the clueless old Hikari.

The Takut Hotel’s security system was top-notch, with the latest fingerprint lock technology on the doors, preventing theft and avoiding guests forgetting their keys. (After complaints from disabled guests, the hotel installed regular locks as well.)

Joshua pressed his fingerprint on the lock. A small green light accompanied the unlocking click. He entered the room, followed by someone quickly slipping in and closing the door.

The room was dark, but the city’s orange lights faintly illuminated the young man’s triumphant expression, leaning against the door.

“You look creepy when you smile,” the assassin said lazily.

“Can I sleep with you tonight?” Alois asked.

“Your room is next door.”

Joshua took a step back, but Alois climbed onto his shoulder, careful not to touch his wound. The young man’s slightly uneven breathing was evident in the dark. “Let’s sleep together, Joshua.”

“I’m very tired. I need to rest.”

“Just lying together, nothing more, I swear.” Alois moved closer, almost touching Joshua.

Joshua removed the young man’s hand from his shoulder, then traced up his arm to his neck. He pressed his palm against Alois’ throat, feeling the young man’s Adam’s apple quiver. “I can accept everything but this,” the assassin said quietly. “If you try anything, I can’t guarantee I won’t accidentally kill you.”

“I’ll be good and do nothing,” Alois pleaded hoarsely. “I promise!”

Joshua, annoyed, pushed him away. “Go back. Don’t test my limits on this.”

“Joshua…”

“Move, or I will kill you.”

Alois pouted, stepping back disappointedly.

Joshua thought he would leave dejectedly. But he didn’t. The young man stepped forward again, tightly grabbing the assassin’s clothes, his voice trembling. “Then kill me. I’m not afraid of death.”

“But I’m afraid you’ll die.” Joshua carefully hugged Alois’s head, pressing him against his chest. “I don’t want to mourn you.”

Alois heard the assassin’s heartbeat—rapid, like a drum. His own heart was no better, beating wildly as if it would burst out of his chest at any moment. No, Joshua, you’re already killing me, Alois thought.

“Go back.” Joshua let go.

Alois tried to appear calm, hoping the night would hide his blush.

“Then I’ll go,” he said. “Can I get a goodnight kiss?”

Joshua laughed. “Don’t push it.”

But he still lifted the young man’s chin and planted a kiss on his lips.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch21

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 21

“With eighty million standard currency, I could fill the entire cargo bay of the Lady of the Night with fighter jets… No, I still have to repair the ship and pay salaries. Milan has a bunch of people eagerly waiting for my return… Oh damn, why did I take on this tricky job! This sense of justice is killing me!”

Joanna’s muttering paused as a laser beam whizzed past less than an inch from her ear, almost singeing a lock of her hair. “This mop is bad enough already! Stop messing with it!” the pirate lamented.

The Gondola ascended dozens of meters, making a large arc at the boundary between the city’s light and darkness. For Joanna, who had piloted fighter jets in space and attacked enemies amid gunfire, the beams of light from behind posed no threat. But the pursuers were as annoying as flies chasing rotten meat. This Gondola was a civilian model, flashy and luxurious on the outside but unarmed. Moreover, the area was surrounded by Neo Venice’s pride, its waterfront architecture, making heavy weapons unusable. If she accidentally demolished a building, Joanna would never breathe the air of the Free City-State again. Besides, she was alone, and even if she piloted with one hand and shot with the other, she couldn’t match the two people in the pursuer’s flying car. She could only hope the pursuers’ vehicle would run out of energy first and retreat, or their driver would slip and crash into a wall.

At this moment, Joanna deeply envied the technician “Spider” back in Milan. If she had six hands like “Spider,” those damn pursuers would have already turned into corpses sinking into the sea.

“Hey! Joanna! Is playing robbers catching pirates fun?”

Leo’s voice suddenly came over the Gondola’s radio.

“You damned AI!” Joanna cursed with a smile. How could she forget this omnipotent helper? If Leo could remotely control the Gondola’s movement, she could free up her hands to take out the pursuers.

“Help me drive, Leo!” Joanna fumbled for her pistol at her waist.

“Oh, no need to trouble yourself, Captain,” Leo said lazily. “Lead them up another hundred meters, then retreat in the four o’clock direction.”

“…What are you planning?” Joanna felt a vague unease.

“The repair shop wants me to report the actual power of the auxiliary gun tomorrow, so tonight… just a little test.”

Alois regained his balance.

Once he stabilized, everything else became easier. He flew close to the water’s surface at maximum speed, ignoring the screams of bystanders. The roaring engine of the pursuing flying car and the loud splashing sounds—almost spraying water on his face—echoed from behind. Alois dared not look back, fearing that one glance might cost him his life.

A silver dot appeared in the upper right corner of his vision. A quick glance revealed it was Joshua. The assassin deftly shot at the pursuers while flying. Alois had no doubt that even if Joshua participated in the Empire Sky Board Open, he would achieve impressive results.

Ahead was a T-junction, with the straight river divided by an almond-shaped building. Alois charged toward the almond building, sharply changing direction just before crashing, and climbed upward.

He thought the flying car, being heavier, couldn’t react as quickly and would crash into the almond building. Surprisingly, the flying car maneuvered agilely, skimming the building’s glass curtain wall, weaving an S-shape, and quickly catching up with Alois.

“So persistent!”

Alois performed a flip, leaving the building in an arc while nearly stalling before diving into another waterway. Joshua followed from his nine o’clock direction.

“Give it to me!” the assassin shouted.

Alois accelerated slightly, gauging the distance between them, then threw the silver box to Joshua.

The assassin caught the box with a shocked expression, nearly crashing into an arch bridge.

“I meant the gun! Not the box! My energy clip is depleted!”

“Why didn’t you say so earlier!”

Alois wanted to sigh but couldn’t because the oncoming wind snatched it away.

The engine roar grew louder as the pursuers gave their all to catch them. Alois pulled out his pistol, turning to shoot at the flying car, missing and almost losing his balance, tumbling into the water.

“Give me the gun!” Joshua yelled.

Alois weighed the pros and cons in a second. Joshua was clearly more professional. The gun in the assassin’s hands would be most effective. In the next second, he regretted his incompetence, feeling that Joshua always ended up protecting him…

In the third second, he threw the gun.

Three seconds was too long for both Joshua and the pursuers. The assassin urgently caught the flying gun, barely aiming before a bright laser beam attacked from behind. Joshua instinctively dodged. The beam grazed his right shoulder, the searing pain reaching his bones. Years of self-training allowed the assassin to endure the pain, firing back with steady hands, each shot lethal.

“The box is in his hand!” the flying car’s driver shouted to his companion. The shattered glass lowered, and the companion discarded the handgun for a laser submachine gun, firing at Joshua.

“Fuck!” the assassin cursed, flying along the river to catch up with Alois, who was waiting ahead. He threw the silver box to him. “Go!”

“What about you?” The young man hesitated, clutching the box.

“Don’t worry about me!”

“But…” The communication terminal on Alois’ neck rang. Who would call at this time? Alois ignored the weak ringtone and vibration, following Joshua over the arch bridge adorned with silver lights.

The terminal stopped vibrating.

“Lagrange! How dare you not answer the phone!” Leonard’s angry voice boomed at maximum volume.

“Damn it! Leo! We’re about to die!”

“If you don’t listen to me, you’ll die even faster,” Leo said. “Now, find a way to make the flying car behind you rise two hundred meters, then move forty meters in the ten o’clock direction!”

Alois glanced at Joshua, who nodded. They flew diagonally upward, crashing into Camilla’s holographic billboard, passing through the bright holographic image, and rapidly ascending. One hundred meters… one hundred fifty meters… one hundred eighty meters…

The flying car clung close behind, like a piece of gum stuck to a shoe.

“Get out of the way!” Leo’s explosive roar echoed.

For a moment, Alois didn’t understand what had happened. Joshua grabbed his waist, dragging him downward with gravity.

Above, a dazzling beam of light mixed with electric currents cut through the night sky like the wrath of a god. Stars and neon dimmed in its brilliance. The black flying car was instantly consumed by the light, a dull explosion marking its end along with its two passengers’ lives.

Joshua and Alois fell over a hundred meters before the sky board’s magnetic buffer landed them on a platform. The brilliant light in the sky had faded, leaving only drifting ashes and bright afterimages on their retinas.

“Did I hit the mark?” Leo asked cheerfully.

Alois, panting, finally croaked out, “You’re a crazy AI! Firing a beam cannon from the spaceport! Were you trying to kill us too?”

“Hey! I saved your lives! Ungrateful humans! Ingrates!” the AI grumbled.

Alois dismounted the sky board. His legs were so weak he could barely stand. He sat down heavily, tossing the sky board and the silver box aside, then reconsidered and hugged the box again. They had nearly died for this thing, unsure of the secret it held.

Joshua also dropped his gun and sat beside him with one knee raised and his chin resting on it as he calmed his breathing.

Alois scooted closer to Joshua. “Joshua, are you hurt?”

“Mm.” The assassin glanced at his right shoulder. “Nothing serious.”

“Let me see.” Alois moved to check the wound, but Joshua evaded. The young man’s hand hung awkwardly in the air before withdrawing in dejection.

“Sorry,” he mumbled. “It’s my fault you’re hurt.”

Joshua shook his head. Alois was unsure if this meant “it’s okay” or “stop talking”.

“Joshua… does it hurt?”

The assassin looked at his wound. He hadn’t felt the pain during the tense moments, but now the endorphins were wearing off, and a slight sting began to jump in his flesh.

“A bit,” he said.

Alois looked at him with a mix of hope and hurt. The assassin felt an inexplicable guilt (damn, why did he feel guilty?!) and reluctantly unbuttoned his shirt, peeling off the blood-stained fabric to reveal the wound.

Alois leaned in. The wound wasn’t deep, not hitting the bone, with the bleeding stopped, and laser burns around it. Compared to other injuries in Joshua’s long assassin career, this small cut was insignificant. But it was the first time Alois saw him hurt, believing his hesitation caused it. He felt worried and guilty, deeply troubled.

“Sorry,” Alois repeated. “It’s all my fault.”

Joshua ruffled his hair without speaking.

“I… I’ll make sure you never get hurt again.”

“…It’s not your injury,” the assassin muttered.

“But you’re hurt, and I feel bad.”

The quiet night was broken by sudden sirens. After so long, Neo Venice’s police finally arrived, their lights flashing as they approached.

The two sat side by side on the platform. Below them was a sea of neon lights, above them was a starry sky, with ashes still drifting like the smoke of battle.

Before the police craft arrived, Alois sneaked a kiss on Joshua’s cheek.

The assassin pretended to gaze at the approaching police lights, not rejecting the gesture.


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Charlie’s Book Ch218

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 218

In the evening, still lingering with the last traces of summer, the inland city, surrounded by mountains, had no wind at all. The air was humid, sticky, and suffocatingly oppressive.

For outsiders from the highlands or coastal areas, this climate was so unbearable that it made them lose the motivation to do anything.

A tall, red-haired girl unbuttoned another button on her chest.

Her striking appearance and figure, different from the petite local girls, were enough to make her stand out. This action made it even harder for the men on the street to take their eyes off her: her fair skin and the prominent half of her chest were boldly exposed to the air. Even the bold streetwalkers wouldn’t dare to open their collars so low.

But no one dared to treat her like a streetwalker and approach her because her expression was too calm and composed, even with a hint of indifferent arrogance. Coupled with her deep eye sockets and high nose, she exuded a sharp aura of “men are all trash”. Although attracted by her appearance and bold demeanor, it was still early, and most men weren’t yet drunk enough to think they could flirt with this beauty—truth be told, even without considering her heels, she was taller than most men on the street. Admiring was one thing, but no one wanted to stand in front of her and become a laughingstock.

“Vasilia!” someone called out to her.

Vasilia looked up and saw her friend Alibeth standing in front of a tavern, so she changed her original plan and walked towards the tavern.

Alibeth was also tall, but not as tall as Vasilia. Her hair was closer to brown, and she had a faint dimple on her left cheek when she smiled.

Vasilia glanced at the half-open door and could tell that the tavern wasn’t of high quality. The people inside were those with limited pocket money or travel expenses. Even though it was still daylight, it was already lively and noisy, with people drinking.

Seeing Vasilia’s raised eyebrows, Alibeth didn’t need to speak to know what her friend was thinking. “Alibeth, how did you end up in such a place looking for men?”

“It’s not me,” Alibeth quickly said. “It’s Shana who met a singing guy a few days ago, and I’m here to find her.”

Vasilia said, “Remember to remind her not to get pregnant by accident.”

Alibeth was momentarily choked by her bluntness.

They were the new generation of the Lion Family. Every year, some girls between the ages of 16 and 20 were allowed to leave their hometown to travel around the continent, broaden their horizons, hone their skills, and also—fall in love.

If they met outstanding men during their journey and had excellent offspring with them, it would be a good thing. This was the tradition of the Lion Family.

“She’s just playing around,” Alibeth said helplessly. “Although Shana is a bit wild, she’s very careful about such things.”

Bards, as a group, were indeed mostly charming and humorous, with a talent that particularly appealed to girls. But for the Lion Family, men who sang and wrote poetry every day were too weak and wouldn’t be considered as potential fathers for someone like Vasilia, who was in the cadre reserve.

Vasilia always preferred to be alone, while Alibeth was good friends with Shana. The three of them happened to meet in this city and naturally gathered together, but Vasilia couldn’t agree with Shana’s overly broad choice of partners.

“Want to go upstairs and drag Shana out with me?” Alibeth invited her. “That girl gets too carried away with men. If she’s still naked in bed, I’ll need help wrapping her in a sheet and throwing her out the second-floor window to sober up.”

Vasilia was amused by Alibeth’s harsh words, which put her in a slightly better mood. She really didn’t want to step into this roadside tavern, but since Alibeth said so, Vasilia also thought Shana needed some restraint.

“Alright,” she said.

The two pretty girls received a chorus of whistles and lewd or covetous looks as they walked into the tavern, along with a small portion of disdain.

For example:

“What is that? A woman?”

“Where do such tall women come from, fuck…”

“Freak. Maybe she’s a witch…”

Alibeth coldly glanced at the corner, where a few men were commenting on Vasilia’s figure. The men, who thought they were quiet enough, immediately shut up under her imposing gaze.

“Don’t mind them,” Alibeth said as she made her way through the tables and crowd with Vasilia. “They’re just a bunch of wimps.” If it came to a fight, even together, they wouldn’t be enough for them to warm up.

Vasilia didn’t mind at all. Like everyone else, hunting the opposite sex was one of her purposes in traveling the continent, but she always liked men who were strong enough. Appearance was secondary. The main thing was to be tall, robust, and have a beast-like quality…

Vasilia suddenly stopped.

“Vasilia?” Alibeth, standing on the stairs, looked back in confusion.

Vasilia withdrew her gaze.

“Nothing,” Vasilia said.

As they walked up the third-floor corridor, they heard Shana’s naturally slightly hoarse and uninhibited laughter. There was no need to search—the wide-open door and the noisy room were undoubtedly their target.

“Shana!” Alibeth stood at the door with her hands on her hips, frowning at the overwhelming smell of alcohol inside.

Shana, with freckles on her nose, was sitting cross-legged on the bed, playing dice with a long-haired man. There were three or four other people in the room, both men and women, clapping, cheering, and laughing heartily.

“Alibeth, why are you here? Feeling lonely without me?” Shana was wearing only a thin robe, which seemed to be wrapped haphazardly around her body, almost fitting Alibeth’s prediction of “wrapping her naked in a sheet”.

“You’ve been playing for too long. Remember, we have to leave for Lakan City tomorrow?” Alibeth said helplessly. “Have you been fooling around in this room for the past few days?”

The long-haired man touched Shana’s thigh. “Shana, baby, are you leaving me?”

Shana threw the dice aside and leaned against him. “No, leaving you would be worse than death.”

Alibeth was used to Shana’s behavior, but the noisy crowd in the room made her a bit impatient. She glanced at the men and women on the carpet who ignored her, seriously considering whether to throw them all out first.

Vasilia approached Alibeth, who was half a head shorter. Even without entering the room, she could see inside.

“There’s been a change, Shana,” Vasilia said expressionlessly. “‘Over there’ sent a message.”

Both Alibeth and Shana’s expressions changed almost immediately. Shana straightened up, tied her messy curls into a ponytail, and effortlessly jumped off the bed.

“Shana?” The handsome, dark-skinned man was a bit taken aback.

“I love you, Ronan, but I have to go.” Shana blew him a kiss. “It’s okay if you forget me.”

Alibeth had no interest in irrelevant people. She and Shana followed Vasilia into the hallway, eagerly asking, “What message? Is there a mission?”

Vasilia’s performance and rank in the family were higher than theirs, so the two girls fully trusted that Vasilia had received orders from their superiors.

“Oh, two days ago, Lord Yelia said, ‘Return by the first snowfall this year,'” Vasilia said.

Alibeth and Shana: “…Is that it?”

This kind of notification was clearly a mass message, only differing in the time of receipt!

Alibeth realized that Vasilia was making an excuse to get Shana out. She slapped Shana alertly. “Alright, do you still want to go back? We need to leave as planned tomorrow.”

Shana shrugged. “But Ronan has great skills, and he’s gentle and patient.”

She said this, but she had no intention of turning back.

Vasilia led the way down the stairs. “Gentle… you like such weak men?”

“I’m not like you,” Shana said. “Or rather, you’re not like most women. I know you like those gladiators who can match you in a fight—oh.”

She let out a teasing whistle.

Alibeth, walking last, didn’t understand why Shana suddenly stopped on the stairs.

“What’s wrong?” she asked, puzzled.

Shana stepped aside to make room for her.

Alibeth saw that Vasilia had already walked down the stairs, but instead of leaving, she went to a corner. In that dimly lit corner, a man sat at a table against the wall. He was very tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. Most importantly, his seemingly ordinary posture and clothing couldn’t hide his superior physique—Alibeth was sure that beneath those clothes were well-trained muscles.

The warriors of the Lion Family were like that, shaping their bodies through years of rigorous training. The man exuded a similar aura, and Alibeth was surprised she hadn’t noticed him when they entered.

But clearly, Vasilia had.

She walked to the table and sat down directly.

“Want a drink?” she asked.

The tall man, even while sitting, was a head taller than others. He glanced at Vasilia, but his gaze lingered on her face rather than her boldly exposed chest.

His scrutiny was almost presumptuous, but Vasilia didn’t feel offended.

“No,” he said.

Vasilia wasn’t angry at the refusal. Instead, she showed her first smile of the night with great interest.

“Is it because I’m not attractive enough?” she bluntly asked. “Do you prefer pure, pitiful girls?”

The tables along the tavern walls were designed for one or two people. Both of them were taller than average, so even sitting normally, their long legs were already touching under the table.

Vasilia leaned forward, bringing her face closer to his. “Am I not your type?”

The men around them stared, but her target leaned forward, easily blocking most of their view.

His move seemed intimate, as if he were about to kiss Vasilia’s earlobe, but only she heard his low, steady voice.

“I don’t sleep with a Lioness.” His naturally deep voice deliberately lowered and vibrated the air, giving Vasilia goosebumps.

As he finished, he started to pull back, but Vasilia grabbed his collar, preventing him from retreating.

“How about a fight?” Vasilia’s eyes sparkled with flames. “If you lose, you listen to me.”

The man was silent for a moment, then pried her hand off.

“What if you lose?” he asked.

“I won’t lose.” Vasilia was always confident.

“Oh,” the man said softly. “Then you’d better remember the name of the first person to defeat you.”

“My name is McMullen.”


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Their reunion is in Chapter 180.


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Charlie’s Book Ch217

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 217

“Charlie! Charlie!”

“Charlie—ah!”

Lorraine crossed the neatly trimmed boxwood bushes and found himself nearly stepping on his friend, which startled him.

Charlie was lying so close to the boxwood that it was hard to notice someone was hiding there, sleeping.

Charlie was already awake, but the winter sun warming his body made him feel too lazy to move.

Lorraine lifted the textbook covering Charlie’s face. “I’ve been looking for you for ages. How did you end up here?”

Charlie opened his eyes and yawned long and hard. “What time is it now?”

“It’s at least four o’clock. You missed lunch. John and Leflar said they haven’t seen you all day,” Lorraine looked at Charlie and couldn’t help but laugh. “Is it because graduation is approaching, and the many clingy admirers are annoying you?”

“No, that’s not it.” Charlie sat up, pulled two apples out of his robe pocket, and handed one to Lorraine. “I stayed up late last night. Calvin insisted I revise—”

Lorraine looked at him disapprovingly.

“Revise the graduation speech,” Charlie insisted on finishing. “This is the third time. If he’s still not satisfied, I won’t give it. Honestly, I didn’t want to give the speech in the first place.”

“You should address him as Professor Calvin,” Lorraine said. “And giving the speech on behalf of all graduates is an honor. It proves the school and teachers recognize your excellence.”

Charlie shrugged. “Their requirements are too many.”

“Like what?”

“Like no mentions of poop or farts, no jokes about cats, no encouraging other students to ignore their grades and only study what interests them—”

“That’s reasonable! Are you planning to say those things in front of the whole school?” Lorraine said incredulously. “Joking in that setting is inappropriate… Wait, the cat joke—is it about the dean you nicknamed ‘Big White Cat’?”

Charlie brushed the grass off his backpack, pretending not to hear his friend’s question.

“I need to see the professor before dinner.” Charlie dodged Lorraine’s hammer of justice, laughing as he ran. “Don’t wait for me to eat. You know how long-winded he can be.”

Lorraine watched Charlie’s retreating figure with exasperation, still wanting to remind him to be polite to the teachers, but he saw someone approaching and stopped.

“Senior Lorraine!” Two lower-year girls passing by brightened up when they saw Lorraine.

Lorraine turned around and adjusted his glasses.

“Senior, congratulations on being accepted by Golden Fountain Pharmaceuticals ahead of graduation—this is their first time hiring a student who hasn’t graduated yet. You’re amazing!”

Lorraine smiled at them. “Thank you.”

One of the girls, with short hair, hesitated before asking expectantly, “Will Senior Charlie stay at the school? We heard the dean wants him to be Professor Calvin’s assistant.”

“That’s also a first for the academy, right?” her lively friend chimed in.

Lorraine shook his head. “Where do you hear these rumors? I can’t answer for Charlie.”

“Do you know where he is? We haven’t seen him in the cafeteria these days.” The short-haired girl, persistent about Charlie, pressed on.

Lorraine glanced in the direction Charlie had run, but the target was long gone.

“You’ll see him at the graduation ceremony,” he said.

“The graduation ceremony is a serious occasion.” Calvin frowned immediately upon seeing Charlie’s appearance. “Don’t let me see you looking like this then—look at you!”

He raised his hand, and a standing mirror, taller than a person, walked over on its gilded legs, positioning itself in front of Charlie.

Charlie’s robe and hair were both a mess from sleeping, his eyes still red from yawning, and his shirt collar and tie were nowhere to be seen.

“Because I was focused on revising the speech, Professor,” Charlie said politely. “I couldn’t pay attention to my appearance.”

Calvin took the stack of papers Charlie handed over but didn’t look through them immediately. He set them aside.

“The suggestion I gave you last time, have you considered it?” Calvin asked.

Charlie thought for a moment. “Thank you, Professor, but I still don’t think staying at the school for too long suits me.”

“The outside world is complicated and can’t support you like the academy. You have magical talent, Charlie. It would be best if you could continue to hone it.”

Charlie looked at Calvin. The temperamental old man before him was a renowned grand magus across the continent, and almost every magic academy of any size used textbooks he had written. However…

Charlie lowered his eyes to look at his toes.

“But I have to go home first, Professor,” he said solemnly. “I’ve been away too long. My parents miss me. If I stayed at the school right after graduation, they might travel a long way to protest to the dean.”

Calvin understood his star pupil well, so he couldn’t help but sigh.

“I’ll keep a position for you,” Calvin finally said. “If you regret it within five years, come back anytime.”

Charlie blinked. “Professor, do you only have love and patience for me for five years?”

“Because I’m already very old!” Calvin eventually couldn’t help but roar, like an angry groundhog.

“Alright, alright, don’t get so worked up.” Charlie backed out of Calvin’s office, still laughing. “I’ll seriously consider it. I promise.”

Calvin took a deep breath, and after Charlie had completely exited the room, he reluctantly added, “If you encounter any problems, write back and discuss them with me.”

“Okay—” Charlie’s voice echoed back from the corridor.

Monterey Academy was the most famous and oldest magic school on the continent, excelling in every aspect except for its peculiar timing for admissions and graduation: entrance exams were held during the hottest part of summer, and graduation was in winter—after the graduation ceremony, dormitories would be reclaimed and organized, and graduates who had traveled from afar would have to embark on their journey home in the cold of winter.

Some students with poor health or affluent families would stay in the city until spring, as they could get a good discount with their academy badge and spend a cozy winter by a burning fireplace.

Charlie’s roommates planned to do just that, so even as the departure time approached, they hadn’t packed much because the booked hotels offered packing services.

Only Charlie’s belongings were gradually being packed up.

When he walked into the dormitory, he saw the tall John examining his suitcase.

“Are you really not spending the winter with us, Charlie?” John asked again when he saw him. “Leflar and I rented suites, and there’s definitely room for one more. If you’re worried about the rent—”

“That’s not the reason.” Charlie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Leflar, we’re about to graduate, and you still think I’m a poor kid driven out by my stepmother, barely managing to study with my mother’s small inheritance? I may not be rich, but I—”

“Don’t mind him, Charlie,” John, who was sitting on a single sofa, interrupted. “Because his father is so rich, everyone else seems poor to him.”

“Except Lorraine,” John added. “He’s also a young master.”

At that moment, Lorraine pushed the door open and looked relieved to see Charlie.

“So, you’re back,” Lorraine said. “I was about to send a scout to notify you: that girl is waiting for you downstairs again. Did you come up through the west tower?”

“Elena?” Charlie was a bit surprised. “I did come up through the tower because it’s closer to Professor Calvin’s office.”

“Why does she keep coming to you?” Leflar frowned. “This is too persistent. Other girls aren’t like this. What’s she after this time? Afraid she won’t see you again and wants to propose?”

“Don’t say that.” Charlie put his robe back on. “I’ll go persuade her.”

“No,” John said a bit forcefully. “Elena’s been pestering you for a while. You promised not to give her any hope, which is best for everyone.”

“I don’t intend to give her hope, but it might snow tonight. If I ignore her, she’ll wait downstairs all night again.” Charlie glanced at the weather jar by his bed.

“I’ll go convince her to leave.” John stood up from the sofa. “You sit tight.”

“I’ll go too.” Lorraine hadn’t taken off his coat and turned to open the door.

“I’ll go!” Leflar stood up, but John and Lorraine said in unison, “You sit down!”

He was startled and sat back on the bed, looking like a bullied big dog.

Charlie squatted on the carpet, continuing to pack his suitcase.

Leflar asked him, “Are you going home? Why are you in such a hurry?”

Charlie didn’t stop packing, stuffing several towels into his suitcase. “Probably. Most people go home, right?”

Leflar watched his movements and suddenly said, “So, you’re not going home.”

Charlie looked up at him in surprise. The big dog rarely showed such insight.

“You never tell us where your home is. Now we’re about to graduate. Where should we send letters to you in the future?” Leflar pressed on. “You never say anything. It’s not right, Charlie.”

Charlie said, “Alright, I’m actually not going home, Leflar. I plan to wander around the continent, not sure where I’ll go, so I can’t give you an address. But I’ll write to you and tell you where I am, what kind of scenery I see, and who—”

“What kind of beauties you’ll meet.” Leflar immediately shifted his focus.

Charlie laughed. “Yes!”

“That sounds romantic. I’d like to try it too.” Leflar said longingly. “Adventuring across the continent, pursuing the most beautiful girls, defeating the most evil forces of darkness, saving the world!”

“But your father won’t allow it,” Charlie reminded him.

“You’re right.” Leflar immediately deflated. “He doesn’t trust me, thinks I’m useless. If only I have your talent. The professors all say you’ll become a great mage.”

“You have talent. No one in the academy has more athletic talent than you, just like Lorraine’s talent in potions and John’s talent in applied mechanics. You all taught me a lot. Otherwise, my exam scores wouldn’t be so good.”

“My father says I’m a big fool compared to you all,” Leflar said.

“Does he say that to Monterey’s star captain? Do the girls who cheer for you agree?”

The two boys stared at each other across the four-poster bed for a moment, then burst into laughter, making Lorraine and John, who came in afterward, puzzled.

“What are you guys talking about?”

“Charlie said he’ll write to us during his adventures.”

“Adventures? What adventures?”

“Saving the world adventures.”

“What the hell… Hahaha!”

Teenage boys always had a low threshold for laughter. Soon, the four were laughing together. The tightly closed windows kept the warmth and noise inside. No one noticed the tiny snowflakes starting to fall outside.


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Charlie’s Book Ch216

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 216

Charlie forcefully jabbed the ceiling with a broomstick, causing several spiders to fall down with the dust, quickly scurrying into the gaps in the corners.

Dwight stepped back abruptly, but through the sunlight streaming into the room, he could still see countless tiny particles swirling in the air, making his skin crawl.

“That’s why I suggested you tie up your hair.” Seeing his reaction, Charlie turned around with a smile, resting his chin on the broom handle. “Proper protective measures are essential for a deep clean.”

“Can’t we just—”

“No,” Charlie interrupted, looking displeased. “This house is full of my treasures. I can’t just let anyone come in and touch everything.”

A few minutes ago, the Duke of Brandenburg, who didn’t even know what a broom was specifically used for, felt a bit angry. He thought anything on him could fetch enough money to buy this old house, making it entirely unnecessary to spend time and effort cleaning it himself. However, he then realized that Charlie’s words classified him as “one of his own”, which soothed his anger quite a bit.

Even though it was hard for him to accept standing in a large pile of dust.

Charlie could clearly see that Dwight was very uncomfortable now, so he gently pushed him outside the door. “Take a walk anywhere you like and buy some food. Tonight, there’s no way we can clean the oven in time.”

Dwight was pushed onto the porch, and then Charlie shut the door with a bang and continued his battle.

With nothing to do, the Duke of Brandenburg could only wander aimlessly along the street. Occasionally, residents of Maplewood would cast curious glances at him. But Charlie had prepared a potion that temporarily changed his skin and hair color. Combined with Charlie’s skillful makeup techniques, the Duke’s imposing appearance was significantly toned down, so the passersby were more curious than intimidated.

“Good afternoon, sir!” A passerby greeted him.

Dwight nodded at him.

“Where are you from?” The other person, an elderly man, seemed very talkative.

“Lemena,” the Duke replied.

“Ah, that’s a good place, but our Maplewood syrup cakes are also good.” The old man tipped his hat to him as they passed each other on the narrow stone bridge.

Dwight didn’t know where the syrup cakes were sold, but the smell of baking wafting along the street was an obvious guide. He walked with his hands in his pockets, his mind wandering.

Previously, Charlie had lived in Maplewood for quite a while when he was still Rabbit Head, selling some mystical trinkets to the residents who came to his door.

On idle afternoons without business, Rabbit Head might also wander around like he was now, and upon smelling the aroma, would surely head in that direction.

At the end of the street, the cobblestone path turned into a wide stone road. Occasionally, carriages passed by, with lanterns hanging from the front, swaying violently but never falling off.

Among the residences, there were some shops, all family-run. Some sold dried herbs, some handmade leather boots, and others fruits. None of this was surprising. There was also a very small house with a foldable door panel displaying several large glass jars filled with various brightly colored liquids, shining in the sunlight.

A delightful drink shop, the kind Rabbit Head loved.

Dwight stopped. The middle-aged woman inside, knitting, noticed a customer and enthusiastically promoted her beet juice and orange juice.

They were quite cheap.

Thinking about the dust swirling at 22 Paulownia Street, he asked the shopkeeper to add an extra handful of crushed mint leaves to the orange juice and bought the entire large glass jar.

The prices in this small town were fair. The Duke of Brandenburg, rarely shopping, was misled by this appearance. By the time he finally bought the freshly baked sweet bread, he found his arms were already full. Adding the bread bag would completely block his view.

The shopkeeper, holding the bread bag, made a gesture, feeling a bit embarrassed.

Dwight didn’t want to carry such a large pile of things back. He looked around and nodded towards a boy carrying a large tray of baked goods from the back.

“Your son?” he asked the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper nodded.

“I’ll pay a silver coin if he delivers these things back for me.”

Such a matter-of-fact tone sounded a bit rude, but neither the shopkeeper nor his son minded.

“That’s too much,” the shopkeeper said. “You bought my bread, so you could—”

Dwight ignored him, transferring all the items in his hands to the muscular boy. “22 Paulownia Street. Leave it on the porch. No need to ring the bell.”

The boy glanced at his father, eagerly accepting the task.

The shopkeeper’s attention was indeed diverted.

“22 Paulownia Street?” He raised his voice. “Isn’t that Charlie’s house? Is Charlie back?”

“Are you Charlie’s friend? That rascal! Coming back without a word…” The shopkeeper returned the silver coin and the money for the bread to Dwight. “Here. You don’t need to pay.”

Dwight didn’t quite understand the shopkeeper’s sudden excitement and didn’t take the money back. “This is what you deserve.”

“Is Charlie really back?” The shopkeeper confirmed again.

Dwight said, “Yes. He came back to check on the house.”

The other person seemed to have many more questions for him, but Dwight wasn’t very good at handling such direct emotional interactions. Taking advantage of the moment when another customer arrived, he quickly walked away.

Hiring the bakery boy as a temporary porter was a good idea because Dwight bought many more items on his way back—a variety of things so miscellaneous and mysterious that he couldn’t even explain why he suddenly felt the need for them.

“Celery, carrots, and lettuce.” Charlie squatted on the porch, taking inventory of the items scattered around. “Tell me honestly, do you prefer my head as a rabbit? There’s no need to be so subtle. If you want, I can cooperate.”

“There are also roasted meat and sweet bread.” Dwight used his heel to nudge a bag of onions inside.

“Alright, help me move all these to the kitchen.” Charlie sighed, picking up several bags first. “You bought enough to throw a party. I told you we should have brought George and Shiloh along. I don’t know why you insisted on not bringing even Shivers this time.”

If Shivers were here, at least there would be an extra hand for cleaning. However, Charlie was used to doing things himself and managed to make the house livable just as the sun set.

“George has a sensitive nose. He would keep sneezing if he stayed in an old house for too long.” Dwight casually placed a basket of apples on the kitchen floor. “Unless you want to spend the whole night staying up helping him blow his nose.”

Charlie turned to face him, arms crossed.

“I haven’t asked you yet. How did you raise my nephew like this? He’s sick more often than Louis was as a child.” Charlie looked like he was accusing him of a crime.

“Priscilla was like that when she was little.” Dwight didn’t even look at him, striding into the kitchen with his long legs.

Charlie sulkily dropped his hands.

“We left him behind and came to Maplewood. He must be crying again.” Charlie and Dwight moved the dining table into place and lit several candles (because the gas lamps weren’t working due to unpaid bills).

Dwight, without looking up, placed bread, roast meat, and juice on the table. “Even if we were all in Brandenburg, he would cry every day.”

It was fine before, but since Charlie arrived, George had become the world’s biggest crybaby. He cried when he woke up at night, cried when he saw bugs, and cried even more when he lost a fight with the cat—because Charlie always went to hold him.

Facing the Duke’s reproachful look, Charlie quickly changed the subject. “Elly’s drinks, Old Fred’s bread, Red-Nosed Joe’s best roast pork—you bought all my favorite things from before. Does this mean our love has sublimated into tacit understanding?”

Dwight’s response was a light kick to him under the table.

Although they had left in a hurry, Charlie had made thorough preparations: the furniture was covered with dust cloths, fragile items were put away in drawers, doors and windows were tightly shut, and even the plants in the front garden were entrusted to a neighbor for care. They were still thriving.

Charlie’s room was on the second floor, facing the street, with a large wooden window but no balcony. Charlie liked the feeling of fresh air, so he placed his bed by the window. If he opened the curtains, he could see the moon while lying in bed.

Tonight, the moon was large and round. He sat on the windowsill, gazing at the quiet, empty Paulownia Street. The streetlights were still on, with many moths flying around the light clusters. Charlie watched, lost in thought.

Until an arm encircled his waist from behind.

Charlie turned around to see Dwight, who had woken up without him noticing.

“Sorry, is the wind too strong?” Charlie wanted to close the window a bit, but Dwight stopped him.

The Duke of Brandenburg had grown up and was much stronger—though he was never weak to begin with.

“What are you thinking about?” Dwight asked.

Charlie slid down from the windowsill and lay back on the bed, facing Dwight.

“I was thinking about the past,” he said. “About our old life.”

Dwight had washed off his disguise from earlier; his long, pale golden hair spread out on the bed sheet, looking like he had stolen half a moon from the sky.

“More happy memories or sad ones?” he asked again.

Charlie: “……”

Despite everything, this guy’s bluntness never changed for love.

“More sad memories,” Charlie admitted. “I was thinking about Columbus. This house has never been so quiet.”

Dwight pulled Charlie into his arms like George hugging a toy, then wrapped them both in a blanket.

“I knew it.” His voice was muffled under the blanket. “Hiding his base on the porch wouldn’t help.”

Charlie: “…Wait, you hid it? I thought some mischievous kid took it today!”

The little tin soldier used to have a base on the porch, not for any practical purpose but just to look more like a purely decorative toy. When new visitors knocked on the door, it was Rabbit Head and the tin soldier’s shared hobby to scare them by suddenly speaking.

Dwight said, “I knew you would miss him when you came back. I knew you would be sad, so I didn’t let anyone else come along.”

Charlie fumbled under the blanket to pinch his face. “I don’t get the logic.”

“You always don’t want to show your sadness.” Dwight ignored his actions and continued, “You don’t want to be seen—but I’m not ‘anyone’. If anyone can make you less sad, I hope it’s only me.”

Charlie began to understand what Dwight meant. He pulled back the blanket covering them, revealing Dwight’s face, whose eyes, light as a handicraft, were staring at him unblinkingly.

“In return,” Dwight pulled Charlie closer, resting his chin on his shoulder, “As long as you feel better, I’ll fulfill any wish you have. Just say it.”

Charlie chuckled softly. “Any wish? That sounds familiar. Did you wait to say this until we were at 22 Paulownia Street on purpose?”

“Romantic, isn’t it?” Dwight asked seriously.

“Romantic to death,” Charlie replied just as seriously, kissing the tip of his ear. “My wish has long been fulfilled. Love, you are a remarkable shopkeeper.”


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Charlie’s Book Ch215

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 215

“Arnie!” Priscilla quickly ran down the steps, tightly hugging her little brother, who had just gotten off the carriage.

She hugged him so tightly that Arnie could barely breathe.

“Priscilla.” Arnie comfortingly patted her back.

“Are you—are you okay?” Priscilla asked excitedly.

“Alright, do we have to stand here to talk?” Duke Dwight laughed. “Priscilla, let your mother and I catch our breath—this trip wasn’t easy.”

Priscilla gripped Arnie’s hand tightly, afraid that if she let go, her brother would disappear again. “Tell me, where have you been?”

There was no one in Brandenburg who wasn’t worried about Arnie.

He was placed on the large sofa in the living room, surrounded by a circle of people, staring at his face, checking if he had been mistreated.

Arnie, of course, hadn’t been mistreated.

Although the conditions in the forest were a bit rough, the Nawen tribe didn’t mistreat this young nobleman. When he returned, Arnie’s cheeks were still round and full, and his skin as tender as it was before he left home.

The young master of the Dwight family was still the cutest child in Lemena.

Knowing his sister was frightened, Arnie, unusually, sat close to Priscilla, slowly recounting the story of how the big, dumb guy from the Nawen tribe privately ran off to become a bandit and how the seer allowed him into the elf ruins.

Although she shared the same blood as her brother, Priscilla wasn’t very interested in elves. She repeatedly checked if Arnie was hurt, and although he assured her he had a decent time, Priscilla couldn’t believe he hadn’t been wronged, being taken alone to an unfamiliar environment.

“You’re the heir of Brandenburg.” Priscilla was still displeased with the troublesome relative. “You haven’t been without attendants since you were little—did the Nawen tribe know what you like to eat? Did they know that coarse fabrics would chafe your skin?”

In Priscilla’s eyes, five-year-old Arnie was still a baby (though she believed that at nine, she was mature enough), and how could he be without constant care?

Arnie was a bit confused. The long journey made his mind sluggish, and recalling specific details was suddenly very tiring.

Priscilla immediately noticed his fatigue and asked Elaby to arrange for him to wash up and sleep.

“When you wake up, there will be a surprise,” Priscilla said. “Have a good dream, Arnie.”

But Arnie didn’t sleep well. Perhaps it was because he had been away, lying in his big bed, tossing and turning, feeling something was off.

He wanted someone to sleep with him tonight—but Arnie was too embarrassed to ask.

So he got out of bed, pulled the largest long pillow from the closet, dragged it back to bed, and only then barely managed to fall asleep holding it.

Duke Dwight asked Elaby to wake Arnie around three in the afternoon. Rest was important, but overindulgence could disrupt Arnie’s otherwise excellent habits.

Arnie was quite grumpy when woken up today, unwilling to get out of bed, and was eventually carried out of the bedroom by Elaby.

“He might have a slight fever.” Elaby worriedly told the Duke, feeling that the child’s neck and hands were a bit warm.

“Check again in half an hour. He just got out of the covers.” The Duke had a hat put on Arnie, then took the grumpy little boy into his arms.

“Arnie, the capital has a gift for you.” The Duke coaxed as they left the castle. “Don’t you want to see what it is?”

Arnie, resting his head on his father’s shoulder, wasn’t very enthusiastic. “What is it?”

The Duke felt his son had become clingier after the incident, as Arnie wasn’t usually this affectionate. He softened his voice. “Two ponies—the Emperor sent them for you.”

There wasn’t a boy who disliked horses. Arnie indeed perked up, finally lifting his head. “Where are they?”

“Albert is bringing them over.” The Duke put him down. They were in a beautiful grassy area outside the castle, with the sun shining warmly but not too strongly.

Arnie’s eyes widened as he saw Albert riding over, followed by two small ponies, one black and one white, very cute.

“They’re still very young.” Albert dismounted and smiled at Arnie. “Do you want to pet them?”

Of course, he did.

The ponies were about the same height as Arnie, very friendly. Arnie petted them all over, finally smiling.

“These are a gift from the Emperor.” The Duke squatted beside Arnie, petting the ponies with him. “Your mother and I also have a gift for you. Although it’s a bit early, we think it’s time to consider your knight candidate.”

The Dwight family had a long history, and their inherited wealth was astonishing, but the responsibilities each heir had to bear were equally significant, making the head’s safety paramount. The Brandenburg Knights were established for this purpose.

Arnie knew he would have a knight eventually, but he didn’t like playing with other kids. Brandenburg had only two children, but the capital had many princes, princesses, and other noble kids. Boys his age were always too excited and sweaty, and while girls liked him, he didn’t like being touched.

Arnie asked, “Can’t I have Alfred?”

Though Alfred was his father’s knight, Arnie thought that when he inherited the title, Alfred would still be strong enough—he didn’t mind men being older.

The Duke laughed heartily. “You don’t want Alfred to retire? He would cry if he heard that. Apparently, he found a promising young candidate among the Nawen tribe to bring back as an apprentice.”

Arnie didn’t like hearing this and moved behind the pony, staying silent.

Both Arnie and the potential knight candidates were still very young. The Duke didn’t want to force Arnie to accept immediately, so he gently suggested, “For now, it’s just a trial. We haven’t decided who will be your knight. You have many years before you come of age, so think of it as having a few more friends to grow up with. Wouldn’t that be nice?”

Arnie said, “But I want Alfred.”

The Duke pulled him close and stood up, holding him with one arm.

“Duke Dwight will have only one Knight Commander. Alfred and I met when we were very young.” The Duke said, “He will protect you, Priscilla, and your mother with his life, but that’s because his oath of loyalty is to me, before you were born.”

“When you inherit the title, Alfred will still love you like your mother, sister, and I do, but it will be a different kind of responsibility—you’ll understand that in time.” The Duke patted his head, in the same way, he had just petted the pony.

……

“So, they’re all future Brandenburg Knights?” Erica leaned on the windowsill and looked down. Brandenburg often held banquets, but it was rare for the main characters to be children, like today. She was a bit curious.

“Erica, can’t you act a bit more ladylike?” Albert, with a headache, pulled his sister down. “Why are you still wearing that? Where’s the dress mother prepared for you?”

Erica rolled her eyes at her brother and ran off as soon as she landed.

Albert didn’t have time to catch her. He was very busy today. Just dealing with the grumpy Young Master Arnie was enough for everyone.

“Still haven’t found him?” he asked the person hurriedly passing by the terrace.

The person gave a wry smile. Brandenburg was so large that a small child could hide anywhere, making it hard to find him.

“Albert!” Elaby leaned over. “Can you see what Miss Priscilla is doing down there?”

Albert was stunned for a second.

The castle garden’s lawn was decorated with many things children liked. The long table covered with a white tablecloth was filled with candies, puddings, small cookies, and drinks, stretching as far as the eye could see. But among the guests, the slightly older children looked a bit puzzled, just like their parents.

Everyone knew that this banquet was held by the Duke to select playmates—or rather, knights—for his son. Although all the invited children came from good families, titles and wealth couldn’t withstand the increasing division among more and more descendants.

Parents with some foresight were consciously seeking future prospects for their children, and this was undoubtedly a great opportunity. Regardless of whether their children could understand the significance, they emphasized before departure that it was crucial to leave a deep impression on the future Duke Dwight. Making friends would be even better.

But who could have thought that the main target wasn’t present?

“I was going to bring the rocking horse in advance, but Miss Priscilla said she had other plans.” Elaby had a headache. “Please, see what she’s up to?”

“No.” Albert looked at Priscilla on the lawn below. With Arnie not around, she was naturally the focus of the banquet, currently talking to everyone. From this distance, Elaby couldn’t hear what she was saying, but it was clear everyone was listening attentively.

“She said to let the children find Master Arnie.” Albert, skilled in lip-reading, easily relayed what was happening on the lawn.

“The first one to find him gets a mysterious prize… Miss Priscilla is really clever.” Albert raised an eyebrow.

A hide-and-seek game was naturally more interesting than being led by parents to perform talents. The children didn’t need much prompting and soon left the lawn.

“But where did Master Arnie go?” Elaby wondered. “We’ve searched all his usual places.”

Arnie was in a tree.

No one knew he could climb trees—not even himself. It was a sudden whim. Walking in the garden, he saw the tree with the densest crown and suddenly wanted to climb it.

So he did. He didn’t think he missed the Nawen tribe’s high-hanging wooden house, but he was willing to admit that the smell of the trees improved his mood.

Arnie sat on the trunk with his legs dangling, occasionally seeing people looking for him through the branches and leaves, feeling a mischievous glee. The sunlight filtering through the gaps warmed him, making him drowsy.

‘No one knows I’m here,’ he thought. ‘No one can find this place.’

So Arnie comfortably hugged the trunk and fell asleep. When he woke up again, the air had turned a bit cool.

“You’re awake?” someone asked.

Arnie leaned forward to look. On another branch, a child sat, looking older than him, very handsome, especially with that pure golden hair—it looked like the sun had fallen onto the tree.

Arnie hugged the trunk and said nothing.

He wanted to go down but suddenly realized he didn’t quite know how to climb down.

Without a response, the boy wasn’t annoyed. He skillfully stood up on the trunk and started climbing down using the protruding branches and knots. Arnie watched him without blinking, then slowly extended a foot, imitating him.

He was a bit scared, but the boy didn’t climb down all at once. Instead, he waited on the lower branch for Arnie.

Arnie slid down a bit, and the boy would lead the way down a bit further until both of them were on the ground. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and smile at Arnie.

“You climbed really high,” he said.

Not far away, someone shouted and ran toward the two suddenly appearing children. Arnie tilted his head to look at him and finally spoke. “Can you climb to the top of the tree? The highest point.”

The boy looked up. “I probably can, but it’s best not to. It’s the season for White Arc Birds and Snow Finches to raise their chicks. Their nests are high up, and humans climbing up would scare the adult birds.”

“Oh.” Arnie also looked up at the top of the tree but couldn’t see if there were nests. He wanted to say something else but was scooped up by the rushing Elaby.

“Master!” Elaby could hardly control himself. “You’ve been missing for hours. The Lady was about to cry.”

The people who followed Elaby surrounded them, checking if the two children were hurt.

“By the way, you—” Elaby, holding Arnie, turned to the boy standing there, looking much more relaxed. “Thank you for finding him. What’s your name?”

“Just a coincidence, sir,” the boy replied. “My name is Shivers.”


The author has something to say:

Arnie’s memories are a bit disordered after just returning home. He still has some traces of living with Rabbit Head, but he can’t find the source.

The two ponies are Araceae and Midnight, who appeared at the beginning.


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Full Server First Kill Ch221

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 221: Watching the Moon

“Are you sure Star Stealer Sol has no other tricks up his sleeve?” Perradat asked with suspicion. “This time, finding out the issue with his wife was our good luck. Who knows if that guy has planted other bombs elsewhere…”

“There’s no such thing as a 100% perfect plan,” Nol said.

It was as unrealistic as writing a program without any bugs on the first try. The problem was, Star Stealer Sol was also searching for the Lost Tower. They didn’t have the luxury of time to prepare leisurely.

Once prepared, they must act decisively.

Now, Nol still couldn’t, like Star Stealer Sol, stimulate the system to issue major quests to Players, putting them in a passive position—Star Stealer Sol wasn’t stupid. In two hundred years, that guy must have taken control of the permissions related to quests first.

Once Star Stealer Sol took the lead, the situation would only worsen.

“I have to emphasize again. If you’re going to fight now, I can only offer ‘concealment’. This matter concerns myself. I cannot make predictions,” Perradat said with a sigh. “What exactly do you plan to do?”

“Our avatars are hidden with Mrs. Avra. Enbillick is monitored by Painter. Eugene is tracking Painter, which is equivalent to half the combat power.”

Teest nonchalantly laid back down on the bed, wrapping his arms around Nol’s waist. “Our target won’t get lost, leaving only the method of killing Enbillick.”

Things had circled back to the Mad Monk’s favorite territory—planning a murder.

To kill Star Stealer Sol’s avatar, tightly control Avra, and ensure the adversary hadn’t hidden their will in Avra. And during the period when the opponent was recreating an avatar, kill Star Stealer Sol’s true body.

If Nol wanted to minimize casualties, this was the safest way.

Nol stroked Teest’s hair, revealing a somewhat wicked smile. “No, we’re going to watch the moon tonight.”

Teest looked up in confusion, and Nol kissed his nose.

“You two, please control yourselves,” Perradat said with a subtle tone. “I’m still here. Let’s clear things up first.”

“Our best move is to kill the true body first,” Nol said.

Perradat choked. “…What?!”

“Painter has made contact with Enbillick and Avra. No matter if Star Stealer Sol is sure of Painter’s allegiance, it will assume we are paying attention to the ‘Enbillick’ avatar.”

Nol focused on his calculations as if he had never left the war.

“Aiming for the avatar first is the safest method. After all, if an ambush on the true body fails, we will be at a complete disadvantage. Star Stealer Sol’s current war preparations are definitely centered on ‘protecting the avatar’.”

“It’s not that simple. Star Stealer Sol has the ability to rewind time.” Perradat pulled at her hair. “You know, if you fail against the true body, we’re doomed.”

Teest remained silent throughout the conversation.

After a dozen seconds, he buried his face in Nol’s stomach, letting out a muffled laugh. “You really are wicked.”

“Thanks to someone’s good teaching.” Nol patted Teest’s back.

Perradat: “……”

Perradat: “Mind explaining?”

Feeling left out, her hands itched. If it weren’t for the fact that she truly couldn’t beat these two, she’d be tempted to throw a few punches.

“Let’s watch the moon first.” Nol smiled. “It’s more peaceful to speak after investigating thoroughly—if there are no surprises, we’ll go to battle in the next few days.”

“What?!?!” Are these two really okay?! Perradat choked.

Well, at this point, even the God of Fate had to accept fate.

At night, the Lost Tower was still lively.

The monsters of Paradise launched their hospitality skills in their bloodline, taking care of the meal supply for Fate’s Poet Society, with both sides getting along harmoniously.

Since exposing his core position, to avoid unnecessary troubles, Nol rarely went to the cafeteria for meals. His dinner was mainly provided by Teest, and even though they were now quite strong, his dining table would still feature a plate of bizarre monster dishes.

Tonight’s was some deep-sea creature. God knew when Teest went to catch it. It looked like a semi-transparent green jelly with unpleasant, bright orange spots. Teest poured some jam over it, trying to disguise it as a dessert.

Nol scooped a spoonful without changing his expression and put it in his mouth.

His tongue felt numb and tingly. The texture was like mucus, with a weirdly sweet and fishy scent. Confirming the attributes successfully, he pushed the plate away and scooped another spoonful of normal stew.

Habit was a scary thing. Nol had almost gotten used to such bizarre dinners. If something strange didn’t appear, he’d feel somewhat empty inside.

“…Actually, I’m curious. Why do you still want to be involved in this?” Nol chewed on the soft stew as he casually asked. “You said you wanted the truth at the beginning, and now you have it. You know, I would never force you into battle.”

“Thanks to you, I’ve become a bit too strong,” Teest casually replied. “I don’t like the so-called peaceful life, but messing with those cult higher-ups feels almost like squashing ants—it’s super boring, I’m serious.”

“But if I started targeting other innocent powerhouses, I’m sure you wouldn’t be happy.”

“Is that the only reason?” Nol poked a piece of meat and casually fed it to Teest.

“Probably.” Teest bit the fork and mumbled his answer unclearly.

Nol just smiled.

“Tonight is just for scouting the terrain. Don’t do anything unnecessary.” He lowered his gaze, casually changing the subject.

“You know, I’m always well-behaved.” Teest also responded with a smile.

Actually, he wasn’t clear about what “watching the moon” meant. He could only vaguely guess Nol’s intentions.

If they destroy Star Stealer Sol’s avatar and “backup body” first, then attack the true body, Star Stealer Sol in its true form, cornered, would definitely struggle fiercely.

But supposed they assassinate the true body first, Star Stealer Sol would think it still has a way out—prey often wouldn’t fight too desperately when it believes it has an escape route.

Sure enough, the notorious Mad Monk knew this. But after investigating the two major religions for so long, he still subconsciously treated Star Stealer Sol as a “god”.

Not so much Nol. Nol viewed “Star Stealer Sol” as prey that needed to be hunted, an existence that would never be above himself. He never saw it as a god.

How fascinating.

Teest cut a perfectly cooked steak and couldn’t help but stuff the most beautiful piece into Nol’s mouth.

In the center of the dining table, the vase of blue roses bloomed magnificently.

This was the border of the world. Paradise wouldn’t specifically purchase blue roses. So where did they come from? There was only one answer and Teest liked that answer.

The Endless Sea was pitch black at midnight, and the sky was also dark blue, leaving only the stars in the sky. Both of them had the ability to see in the dark, but it didn’t dispel the shadows that are everywhere.

Nol took Teest’s hand and stepped onto the sea surface. The water splashed apart, revealing the back of a huge whale.

Carrying the two on its back, the giant beast roared towards the depths of the darkness.

In the sky, four moons hung high. The whale swiftly broke through the sea surface, and those four moons still followed them like shadows.

Star Stealer Sol must be watching, searching for the location of the Lost Tower.

Teest turned his head to look at Nol—with Perradat’s skill of concealment, combined with his own [God’s Forsaken], they seemed to melt into the night, leaving not even a trace of breath. Nol looked up at the starry sky he once feared.

“Since coming here, I’ve always wondered, why are there four moons?”

Nol stretched out his hand towards the sky, spreading his fingers. The four moons were caught between them.

“According to the design of the three Demon Kings, their worlds all have only one moon, Tahe included…”

“I’m quite used to it, having seen it from childhood.” Teest stood beside him, sniffing the faintly fishy sea breeze. “The Temple of Life and the Eternal Church even devised a whole set of explanations.”

“Lynn investigated those ruins. I remember she said, each time a world falls, the next world will have one more moon—more precisely, one more of Star Stealer Sol’s eyeballs.”

He still remembered the sight of Star Stealer Sol’s eyeballs moving around, peeping at the earth.

“No, it’s one more hole.” Nol shook his head.

Teest scratched his face. “A hole? I wasn’t as powerful as you back then. I didn’t see it very clearly.”

In the familiar sea breeze, Nol directly transferred the image of that moment into Teest’s mind.

When they defeated the ancient Demon King, the change in the four moons was very subtle. It was as if something was moved away, and then those four eyeballs were attached. But the change was too fast, and with the oppressive presence of Star Stealer Sol being too strong at that time, Nol wasn’t sure if his judgment was correct.

“So we’re going to look at the moon,” Nol said solemnly.

Only then did Teest realize that the whale had stopped in the very center of the sea, slowly sinking. Nearby were lifeless, strange icebergs. And as Nol pressed his hand into the sea, transparent ice quickly formed under their feet.

At this moment, the two seemed to stand on a pale island, surrounded by endless void and darkness. Teest knew they were in the vast Endless Sea, truly deserving the title “border of the world”.

As the whale departed, the last sign of life nearby disappeared.

The night grew darker, silence pervaded, and time seemed to lose its meaning. If not for Nol’s warmth beside him, Teest might even wondered for a second if he was still alive.

Their target emitted a faint glow directly above their heads.

Nol caught his gaze and pointed to the sky.

“Do you know?” Teest politely extends a hand. “You’re quite romantically mad.”

Their fingers interlocked. A breeze picked up, and Nol unfolded his wings—not the regular dragon wings, but elegant and tarrying divine wings with bizarre eyes at the joints, in shades of blue and red.

The two shot straight towards the sky.

Teest, not satisfied with being carried, had his golden threads softly wrapped around and then unraveled, forming a fleeting support in the air as if someone painted stepping stones for him with golden ink.

The icebergs turned into tiny white dots, and the clouds were left behind. The temperature dropped, so the golden threads of condensed flame wrapped around them. The air thinned, so Nol occasionally leaned forward to give a kiss full of fresh breath.

Maintaining minimal magic, they reached their destination.

“Ha.” Teest laughed. “Although I’m not sure what ‘normal’ is, I guess this isn’t it.”

“Indeed.” Nol extended his hand, touching “the sky”.

The outer layer of Tahe wasn’t an atmosphere, but a rough, cold shell. The shell itself didn’t show any sign of life, emitting a not very strong magical fluctuation, with stars and night perfectly replicated on it.

“The sky” had been false from the beginning.

‘No wonder the starry sky of Tahe didn’t differ much from the game settings,’ Nol thought. Even if Star Stealer Sol stitched him up with millions of divine corpses, it couldn’t replicate an entire universe. That would be absurd.

The world was like a giant egg. Land, sea, sky, all maintained by the “Creator’s setting”.

Once Star Stealer Sol completely dominated this world, it could change everything without concern—such as breaking the shell to reveal the starry sky, officially birthing this world. Nol couldn’t estimate how thick the “shell” enveloping the atmosphere was at the moment. He only knew that, not far away, four “moons” protrude significantly.

Those were the gaps in the shell, traces of Star Stealer Sol’s invasions into the world.

The “moons'” surface texture resembled that of snakeskin shedding, covered with a layer of murky yellow hard film. The two could vaguely see the objects beyond the film—

Four pieces of grayish-red, moist flesh, with malformed crimson pupils rapidly moving on them, as if trying to squeeze through the shell to this side.

“Found you.”

Nol murmured and decisively gave them the middle finger.


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Full Server First Kill Ch220

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 220: A Psychopath

It was a calm morning.

Avra was chopping fruits for breakfast. The knife in her hand was thin and sharp. The peel neatly separated, and the pale red juice that stained her hands gave off a sweet aroma.

Enbillick hummed a tune while cooking sweet milk. It seems last night’s dream interference went undetected, Nol thought.

Just in case, Teest didn’t even use mental suggestion, letting Avra judge for herself. Even if Avra did tell Enbillick, it would be easier to remedy this way.

For now, things seemed to be going smoothly.

[Strange, how did you know she wouldn’t tell?] Teest curiously nudged the black furball beside him. [I thought Star Stealer Sol’s “act of love” was perfect.]

[I’m a bit curious too.] Painter boldly patted his pocket.

[……] The black furball hid at the edge of the pocket, blinking its small blue eyes.

Tap, tap, tap. Avra’s knife hit the chopping board. The juice splattered like blood, leaving dark spots on her apron.

[I don’t think Avra is a normal person.] After a while, Nol sighed. [Normally, someone who suddenly leaps to such heights wouldn’t be this quiet.]

Suddenly possessing unique luck and wealth, most people wouldn’t be as reserved as Avra. Ordinary people would choose to splurge, showing off their “happiness” and “wealth” for the whole world to see.

And the more benevolent ones would use their vast wealth for charity, or seek out their own business, pursuing a more perfect self.

But Avra did nothing.

She remained quiet, like a weed. Moved from a dirty corner to a golden pot, the weed stayed silent.

Avra hasn’t exerted any influence on the world—neither beneficial nor harmful—so far, she remains “bottom dust” stamped by fate.

[A person who grew up in a cage, surrounded by fear and death. She’s accustomed to abuse and pain, accustomed to being with corpses without being shaken by it.]

Her story was like a fairy tale, yet she wasn’t the “beautiful and kind” protagonist of the story.

[“Innocence and purity of heart” require a certain environment, which Avra didn’t have.] Nol continued, [I have someone with a similar background close to me.]

He looked at the quiet white furball.

It was hard to say whose experience, Avra’s or Teest’s, was worse. Under such circumstances, let alone a sweet romantic story, it was a miracle that Avra retained any social skills at all.

[Hmm, this lady is probably a bit kinder than me.] The white furball puffed up. [She married the man who supported her, while the General who supported me wished she could kill me.]

[She’s actually more like me.] Nol said, [In a sense, we were both ‘imprisoned and nurtured’ by Star Stealer Sol.]

Even weeds had roots that sought water.

During those mad and lonely times, he held on through his love for Tahe World. During her long, invisible captivity, Avra was also trying to find similar things—

That was why, after more than a decade of marriage, Star Stealer Sol risked giving her two fake children to keep her quiet.

She probably already knew how to survive safely, how to make delicious food, and how to be a proper “wife of Golden Sword”. But now, for the first time in her life, she’d received “love” from someone else, learning with her children how to be “human”.

It may not be maternal love, but it was certainly some pure emotion—

That was why, after over twenty years of marriage, she suddenly started learning the common language in recent years. Her accent was still clumsy, but it was enough to tell bedtime stories.

[She may not love Star Stealer Sol, but she definitely loves those two children.] Nol said, [They are the first creations, relatives, and friends she’s encountered in her life.]

As agreed upon, Painter left Golden Sword’s home. Before he left, the two little furballs quietly jumped out, hiding in the fur of the two cats.

After Painter left, the daily life of the Golden Sword family was almost as Nol had guessed. Enbillick and Avra treated each other with respect, communicating even less than ordinary couples. Enbillick knew everything, and Avra, struggling even to communicate, naturally had little to talk about.

The sunlight slanted across the floor, and night quickly fell.

In the middle of the night, Enbillick got out of bed. He casually cast a sleep spell on the blanket beside him and headed to the children’s room.

Colette Alva was in deep sleep in her bed, resembling a shattered clay doll. Her neck, right arm, and left leg were broken off, almost rolling off the bed. There was no blood on the bedsheet—only clusters of clay emitting a scent of blood.

“The system’s permissions are still insufficient.” Enbillick sighed regretfully. Abducting children from outside for modifications could affect a destiny he was unaware of, which was a risk he couldn’t take. But he didn’t have full control over the system yet, unable to exercise the power of creation effectively.

Usually, the children wouldn’t be in such bad shape. Most likely, Painter’s stay had an influence, as “Saints” have a natural suppressive effect on non-human entities. Not to mention the modifications Paradise had made on him… What a nuisance.

Enbillick flicked his fingers, and the girl, broken into pieces, floated in midair. Her body began slowly reassembling. From the crevices of her torso, numerous worm-like tissues surged out, forcibly sticking them together.

Eventually, the skin, full of cracks, smoothed out. The air was filled with the damp scent of soil, and the smell of blood became even stronger.

“Tomorrow, when you wake up, go to Avra and act spoiled. Say you don’t want to stay in Grape Collar anymore.”

Enbillick commanded dispassionately, “No matter what you feel tonight, whatever dreams you have, when you wake up, you will forget everything, remembering only this suggestion.”

He didn’t want to alert Eugene at such a critical moment. It was better to withdraw first.

Colette’s eyes remained shut in the air, making uncomfortable groaning sounds. Enbillick nonchalantly waved his hand, as if discarding a piece of cloth, and the girl was thrown back onto the bed.

The room was cold. She frowned, unconsciously fumbling around, then curled back into the blanket.

Next, he had to adjust Moore. Enbillick closed the door, heading towards the room of his nominal “son”.

In the shadow of the hallway, under the protection of the “concealment” abilities, Avra stood quietly. She didn’t even turn her head. Only her eyes followed Enbillick’s figure.

Her face, usually bearing a happy smile, became expressionless. She seemed uncertain about how to react to this scene, just fidgeting with her fingers as if wanting to clutch something.

Under her gaze, Enbillick approached Moore, who was also shattered, repeating the process he just performed.

After watching, she returned to the bedroom before him, wrapping herself in the blanket. Finally, through the blanket, he placed his hand on her head—

“Tomorrow, Moore and Colette will fuss about wanting to go somewhere else to play. No matter how reluctant you are, you must agree with their idea and leave here with me.”

The glow of magic flickered, but unfortunately, it was blocked perfectly by the furballs.

In the cramped darkness under the blanket, Avra’s eyes were wide open. She didn’t cry or break down, her face showing only yesterday’s anxiety. Miss Avra absentmindedly scratched the black furball, lost in deep thought.

……

The next morning, the script arranged by Enbillick played out smoothly. He kissed his wife’s forehead, stating he had errands to run, and he promised to bring lunch from the best restaurant.

Avra, with her usual gentle and happy smile, compliantly accepted the kiss.

“Spirits, what should I do?”

As soon as Enbillick left, she locked herself in the room, pulling out the two small furballs from her apron.

“You seem to have taken it not too badly,” Teest commented surprisingly.

Facing her husband’s suspicious actions, Avra didn’t react as dramatically as she did when “discovering the children’s condition”. She accepted reality calmly, almost excessively so.

“……Ah.” Avra seemed to realize the issue for the first time, pondering for a few seconds. “We didn’t know each other back then. He took me because I must have been useful. Now I know what that use is.”

Her attitude wasn’t prideful for “guessing right” but more like an animal discussing its owner.

Nol looked around, confirming they were in a warmly decorated room, not a filthy, damp slave cage.

“But it’s different for the children.” Her deep-sea-blue eyes stirred. “The children are different from me. They should live better lives. I like the children.”

“What should I do?” she asked urgently. “Should I kill myself or kill Enbillick?”

Her tone was as natural as asking whether to add sugar or salt, completely indifferent to death. After asking, she embarrassedly adjusted her hair.

“Sorry, my tone was impolite. Please tell me, should I kill myself or Enbillick?”

She tried to suppress the urgency on her face, asking again shyly.

Teest: “……”

Nol: “……”

Well, although this was the outcome they wanted, it must be said that this lady was even more abnormal than they had anticipated.

[Wow, it’s a good thing you sent Painter away in advance.] The white furball pressed against the black one, whispering, [If it weren’t for my lack of morals, I’d feel compelled to denounce her gratitude.]

[I can understand, though.]

Despite the circumstances being somewhat different, Nol suddenly felt a sense of empathy—indeed, Star Stealer Sol needed to use “Avra” as a pawn. It was all about mutual benefit, after all. Expecting employees to feel grateful towards their boss was kind of strange.

Moreover, Avra’s self-awareness probably didn’t even extend to seeing herself as an employee; she was more like an animal.

“Please, should I kill…” Avra, seeing they didn’t respond, started to speak again.

“It’s like this. We can lift the curse from your children,” Nol hurriedly interrupted her terrifying question. “But only if Enbillick Alva disappears from this world.”

Once Star Stealer Sol realized something was off with the children, he wouldn’t keep them around.

Avra: “I understand. I must kill Enbillick.”

“But Enbillick is very powerful. He’s not human,” the white furball calmly added. “We’re waiting for the right moment. You just need to cooperate with us.”

“I’ll do as you say.” Avra decisively agreed.

She looked at them with those gentle eyes, as if she never considered the possibility that they were lying. This might just be her naivety, or perhaps, Miss Avra truly didn’t mind making a mistake.

“We will stay by your side.” The black furball uncertainly rubbed her finger. “Please take this.”

With a flicker of blue fire, an ordinary-looking dagger appeared beside Avra. Its appearance was very common, easily blending in with Avra’s kitchen utensils.

“This is the weapon we’ve given you. Please keep it with you. When the time comes, you will know its use. I promise, your children will be safe until then.”

Avra touched the blade of the dagger, which cut her finger. She lightly exclaimed, “Ouch,” sucking the blood from the wound.

“I’ll make a beautiful sheath for it.” Finally having found a solution, she smiled contentedly, her lips stained with a smear of blood.

The two furballs couldn’t help but huddle closer.

“By the way, has Enbillick always taken you with him wherever he goes?” Teest finally remembered to ask about the matter at hand.

“Yes.” Avra put away the dagger. “Others praise him for being family-oriented. He seldom stays out for long. Whenever he has to be away for an extended period, he takes us with him.”

Speaking of this, she hummed thoughtfully, “When there was trouble with the Alva Merchant Group recently, he specifically instructed me to report to him whenever I go out.”

Interesting. Does Star Stealer Sol’s “backup save” have a distance limitation?

During the battle on Ship Island, Golden Sword was also by the Old Duke’s side. Nol had always felt something was unnatural, and now he knew why—

Just like Perradat occupying Lilith’s body for her divine descent, certain conditions must be met. Star Stealer Sol forcibly using someone else’s body for reversion must have even more restrictions.

No wonder it arranged for the “backup save” to have the identity of a wife. They nearly missed this information.

The last bit of fog dissipated, and Nol finally saw a relatively complete battlefield. The personnel were ready, the conditions clear, and the tactics set. Now, there was only one thing left for them to do.

“Please be patient. Your children will soon be freed from the curse,” Nol said.

He would end this, take back the system, and turn those two children into complete humans.

The black furball floated up, and the white furball grabbed the black one, also rising.

“I promise, you won’t have to wait long.”

……

At noon, inside the Lost Tower.

Nol and Teest opened their eyes simultaneously. Teest let out a long exhale, stretching his arms and legs, which he hadn’t used in a while. Nol, unaccustomed to his long limbs, nearly rolled off the bed.

“Is it over?”

Perradat’s version of Lilith squatted at their bedside, chewing on dried sweet potatoes.

“We left the avatars with Miss Avra.” Nol scrambled up. “Trust me, she won’t become Star Stealer Sol’s vessel for revival.”

“Don’t worry. That woman is crazier than I thought.” Teest stretched. “Worthy of being handpicked by Star Stealer Sol. His luck has always been good.”

Perradat rolled her eyes. “Yeah, only I, who wasn’t chosen, am the most normal… Stop! No attacking teammates!”

Far away in Grape Collar on the continent of Tahe, at the Golden Sword household.

Enbillick pushed open the door, placing the packed food on the dining table. Avra came out to greet him with a smile, kissing his cheek.

“The children are much better now,” she said. “I touched some clay yesterday, thinking they played too rough in the mud, but it seems it was just an illusion.”

“It was just your overthinking.” Enbillick shrugged. “I specifically checked today. There’s no clay near our home. You must have rubbed it off the vegetables.”

“Really?”

“Really.”

“I understand.” Avra smiled.

“Speaking of Mr. Painter’s visit earlier, I was a bit worried.” She pulled out a dagger with a woven sheath. “Look, I prepared a small dagger.”

Enbillick glanced at the plain dagger. “You don’t need this. I will protect you.”

“It makes me feel safer,” Avra gently said. “It’s really sharp.”

“Then keep it with you.”

“Really?”

“Really.”


The author has something to say:

Nol, Teest, Avra.

Star Stealer Sol selected three lunatics (……

Only the wild Perradat and Kando are mentally very healthy. What’s going on here?


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Full Server First Kill Ch219

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 219: Fairy Tale

That night.

Painter was arranged to stay in a guest room on the first floor. Using the pretext of “guarding against the Temple”, Enbillick added quite a few powerful protective magics to his room, making it look quite convincing.

In truth, everyone knew that Enbillick was just worried about Painter suddenly dying.

The guest room and living room of the Golden Sword household were equally cozy. The beds were soft and clean, emitting a fresh scent. The vase on the bedside was stuffed with unknown fresh wildflowers, blooming vigorously with perfectly matched colors.

A small dining cabinet was also placed by the window, containing a few bottles of inexpensive but decent wine, along with home-baked snacks, ham, and nuts. All arrangements were made carefully and meticulously, yet without losing a sense of relaxation in life.

Painter’s visit was sudden, so these preparations must have been managed by Miss Avra.

Mr. Former Pope sighed inwardly. He poured a small dish of nuts and placed it beside the bed to feed the gods—two furballs jumped to the edge of the dish, nibbling on the same nut together.

[After thinking it over, besides Avra, Star Stealer Sol probably doesn’t have any other “spares”.]

Telepathy wasn’t limited to the mouth. Nol slowly munched on the nut as he spoke. [As long as people are alive, they inevitably interact with others. Even those who seem inconsequential can sometimes have an enormous impact.]

With the financial resources of Golden Sword, it indeed would be possible to purchase a large number of these “dust” individuals, keeping them hidden from the sun their entire lives. But that would require setting up extra organizations to monitor these people.

Once exposed, its revival backup plan would be discovered by those with intentions. Moreover, such an organization would only involve more and more people, and who knows when it would get caught up in the tides of fate.

Even if it were somehow successful, reviving the will in a slave’s body would make the subsequent disguised life extremely difficult.

Rather than casting a wide net haphazardly, it was better to fully protect a single “spare” human. Keeping an eye only on Avra Alva and ensuring her survival would be a piece of cake for Star Stealer Sol.

[I think so too.]

Teest quickly nibbled on the nut—this was their first time using avatars, and the design still had flaws. If they didn’t eat in time, their bodies would quickly become soft and weak.

[The problem is how to deal with that woman,] he muttered as he added.

There was a very simple way to handle it—leave an avatar beside Avra Alva, and just before eliminating Star Stealer Sol, straightforwardly kill Avra.

This solution would be something the Mad Monk would suggest, but Teest believed that Nol would definitely not like it.

But what else could they do? Acting on Avra in advance would likely be detected by Star Stealer Sol. The white furball turned around, peeking at Nol through the gaps in the fur.

[We need to find a way to persuade Avra.] Sure enough, the black furball chewed bulgingly.

‘Too many variables,’ Teest thought. ‘This is even harder than acting directly on Avra. Hmm, still thinking about how to act…’

Painter: [I also agree with “persuading Avra”.]

Teest: [……]

He almost forgot. There was a real “Saint” sitting here.

[She’s living a very “happy” life now.]

Teest unceremoniously finished the nut, then bit off the crumbs stuck to the black furball. [Let’s not even talk about how to bypass Star Stealer Sol to contact her.]

[Even if we could contact her, the illusion of “happiness”, once pierced, would cause many people to become enraged, turning against the informer.]

[Indeed, that’s why we need to think carefully about the strategy.] Painter also picked a nut, and even though it was chosen at random, it looked particularly plump and fresh.

[I can only say, Miss Avra is a very attentive person. If we do something behind her back, if she finds something odd, she will notify her beloved husband immediately.]

[“Persuading” her will be easy? She’s been with Star Stealer Sol for over a decade. It’s impossible to easily sway her. Star Stealer Sol chose this woman, so he definitely considered the issue of “betrayal”.]

Teest immediately retorted, [Moreover, persuading her isn’t very meaningful—she’s dust among dust, and fate’s decree won’t be wrong. Let alone her, even if ordinary people knew the true face of Star Stealer Sol, who would dare to confront a god directly?]

Painter and the white furball looked at each other seriously. A few seconds later, the Former Pope laughed softly at those bean-sized golden eyes, while the soft white furball bristled, emitting a faint murderous intent.

Nol looked at the scene before him with mixed feelings, his thoughts continuously fluctuating.

…Both had valid points.

Avra’s life was like a perfect fairy tale. The ending would read, “And from then on, they lived happily ever after.” Such a perfect conclusion, who would want to face the terrifying reality beneath the ice?

Even fairy tales knew how to let the flower remain at its most beautiful moment of bloom.

To quietly solve the problem of Avra, to find a way to deal with Star Stealer Sol’s avatar’s save ability, to bring down Star Stealer Sol’s true body from afar.

In this divine war, the problems they needed to solve were growing.

Wait, speaking of fairy tales…

[I have an idea,] Nol said.

……

Once upon a time, there was a poor slave orphan.

She didn’t know where she was born, nor did she know who her parents were. She only remembered the dirty wooden cage, the rancid air inside it, and the sour food.

The cage was filled with children of similar ages to her. Some died of illness, some went mad, and others disappeared silently into the darkness as the cage door opened and closed.

Every week, one or two would disappear or die, so there were fewer names than people in the cage. In the narrow, damp cage, “names” were like tags. When a person with a “name” was gone, someone without a name would inherit that “name”.

And so, the girl became “Avra”.

She was above average in appearance—not ugly, but not so beautiful as to stand out at first glance. Usually, she would shrink into a corner of the cage like a rat, silent. She didn’t thrash or scream day and night like the other children, didn’t create meaningless wounds on herself, or disdain the foul-smelling food.

And so, she lived like moss, blandly watching the world outside the cage.

From the moment she was conscious, pain and fear were as omnipresent as air. Now, she had grown accustomed to them. Slave traders would sometimes forget her existence. Sometimes, even Avra herself would forget she was a person, not just an object in the corner.

Soon, the scrawny child turned into a scrawny girl. As a slave, she reached the most suitable age for sale. The slave trader finally loaded her onto a cart, transporting her to another corner of the world.

Avra curled up motionlessly in a corner of the cage, as she had always done. To be honest, she didn’t care about her fate and was ready to face death.

Until one day.

A young man stopped the cart, grabbed the slave trader, and rescued the slaves, including Avra. He took her hand, declaring love at first sight.

He gave her clothes without fleas, unprecedented, delicious food, and a bed without the smell of excrement. He smiled at her perfectly, with a gentle and sweet expression.

Avra wouldn’t resist the insults and whippings of slavery, naturally, she also wouldn’t resist this smile.

What followed was a well-known story. Enbillick Alva fell in love with a lowly slave, defied the pressure from the Alva Merchant Group for her, and even had the famous Pope Painter officiate their wedding.

In fact, whether it was a “romantic hero” or a “sweet love”, Avra had no concept of them. He just pulled her forward, and she silently followed behind.

Just as she had always done, this was the only way of living she knew.

……

“Today is the story of mommy and daddy.”

With those words, Avra kissed her son’s forehead. Moore yawned and rubbed his eyes.

“Then who told you bedtime stories when you were little, mommy?” Colette asked sleepily.

“Nobody told me stories. Back then, mommy didn’t understand anything.”

Avra tried to make her pronunciation of the common language more standard. “Sweeties, let me tell you a secret. Whether it’s fairy tales or learning to read, mommy, like you, was experiencing it for the first time.”

“Then I will learn better than mommy.” Moore yawned again.

Avra smiled and touched her son’s forehead. This was Colette’s bedroom, and once Moore fell asleep, she would carry him back to his room.

“Why did daddy like mommy?” Colette lay in bed, grabbing Avra’s robe. “Mommy must have been very special back then, right?”

“You’ll understand when you’re older.” Avra tucked in her daughter, her tone as gentle as ever.

To this day, Avra still couldn’t answer that question. She had always been slow to understand. Maybe by the time these two children grew up, she would have figured it out.

After the children fell asleep, Avra returned to the bedroom. Enbillick was already asleep on one side of the bed, and she climbed into bed quietly, suddenly frowning because of the texture on her hand.

Before lulling the children, she had washed her hands. The children’s rooms were very clean. Where did this clay come from?

She sniffed the clay on her hands, and a faint scent of blood entered her nostrils.

Strange. I’ll check it out tomorrow.

With that, she fell asleep.

Her dream was as perfect as ever. She sat under the blue sky, watching the children chase and play in the sunlight. Two cats, one black and one white, frolicked at the children’s feet. They held their tails high, emitting sweet meows.

Avra was knitting a scarf with golden yarn with a peaceful smile on her face.

Perhaps the cats were tired from playing. They came to Avra’s feet, looking up at her.

“Do you want some water?”

Avra put down the yarn and touched the soft cats.

Then, before her eyes, the tips of the cats’ tails fell off, turning into a black and a white furball. The furballs bounced up to her chair and settled on her shoulders.

The kittens at her feet, as if they had completed their mission, scurried back to the children.

Avra: “……”

Avra: “?”

She glanced at the two little furballs from the corner of her eye, uncertain whether this development was cute or creepy.

“We were brought by the kittens… cough cough, guardian spirits.” The black furball made a thin cry, sounding oddly embarrassed. “Miss, your children are in danger.”

Even in the dream, Avra’s shoulders jolted. She hurriedly cradled the furballs in her hands. They were soft and warm to the touch, feeling eerily real.

One black and one white furball, one green and one gold pair of eyes. The colors matched. They really did look like little spirits brought by the cats.

“You must have touched the clay. Your children have been cursed by a bad person.”

Unlike the more reserved black furball, the white furball was overly dramatic. “We alone can’t lift the curse. We need your help.”

“A curse?” Cold sweat broke out on Avra’s back.

If it’s a curse… Mr. Painter was visiting. Whether it was a dream or not, she could ask him to take a look after waking up. He was a Saint, the strongest in all of Tahe.

Yes, that’s what she would do.

“Please don’t tell anyone!” As if it read her thoughts, the black furball chirped anxiously, “We only trust you. If you tell others about this, we won’t appear again.”

“Let me at least tell the children’s dad.” Avra pleaded. “His love for the children is no less than mine!”

The furballs fell silent.

“Wait until midnight tomorrow. We will take you to a place. After that, if you want, you can tell your husband.” The black furball rubbed her palm. “Kind Miss, can you keep a secret for us for one day?”

As dawn’s light began to show, Avra suddenly opened her eyes, her nightgown slightly damp with sweat.

Usually, memories of dreams would fade upon waking. But this dream was branded in her mind, with every detail vivid.

Avra looked at her palm, still bearing traces of clay.

Hesitating for a moment, she nudged her husband beside her.

“Dear.” She said vaguely, “Should we get the children checked?”

“Mm, the family doctor has seen them.” Enbillick, with his back to her, didn’t turn around. “Are the kids feeling unwell?”

Avra opened her mouth but ultimately swallowed her words. “I just… feel uneasy. The kids have been playing in the mud lately. I’m afraid they might catch something.”

“……”

Enbillick was silent for a few seconds. “It’s just a bit of mud. It’ll be fine. I promise.”

His tone was unusually certain.

Why is he so sure?

Avra gazed at her husband’s back, keeping her questions to herself.

Just one day, she told herself. This is for the children, not to disappoint the spirits’ goodwill.

Just one day.

She was hoping everything would pass without incident, and once the storm had subsided, she could turn it into a new fairy tale for the children.


The author has something to say:

Nol: Star Stealer Sol can’t write a HE. I’ll do it (×

Today the black and white furballs are chirping again.

He’s becoming less and less dignified, Mad Monk…


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