Charlie’s Book Ch200

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 200

Charlie tried to explain that Duke Dwight wasn’t the type to instigate wrongdoing, but Green Eyes, despite his clever face, was stubborn and believed that Alger must have handed the item over to the Duke.

So they intended to use Dwight’s son to exchange for their treasure.

However, such an action was extremely dangerous. Although Duke Dwight was kind-hearted, this kindness likely wouldn’t extend to those who had kidnapped his young son. Lemena was known to possess a considerable amount of military power. Even if Green Eyes and his kind were physically exceptional and could fight ten men each, they were nothing in the face of the Imperial army.

Charlie looked at the stubborn Green Eyes, whose righteous and fearless expression reminded him of his own demeanor a decade ago. This filled him with a sense of foreboding.

“Pardon me,” he carefully asked. “I don’t mean to pry into your name. I’m just trying to be polite. I—”

He paused and lied. “I’m twenty-two years old. How old are you?”

Green Eyes gave him a curious look, seemingly puzzled by the relevance of age to politeness. But compared to revealing clan names and settlement locations, age was trivial information that wouldn’t leak any secrets. So he said, “I’m five years younger than you. So what?”

Charlie: “……”

He almost lost his composure and silently cursed.

Initially, seeing Green Eyes and his companions were all tall and sturdy, he wouldn’t have guessed this. But from their short conversation, Charlie realized their logical thinking was overly straightforward and somewhat naive—quite immature.

He was right. The kidnappers were just a bunch of teenage boys!

Probably seventeen-year-old Arnie’s steadiness and wisdom were quite exceptional. Charlie nearly forgot how troublesome teenage boys could be. Now, he didn’t dare speak rashly, guessing their next steps based on their behavior patterns—

Where to take the kidnapped son of a Duke?

To their territory, of course, to have the Duke come with the ransom.

But wouldn’t that expose their hiding place?

Uh-oh, didn’t think of that. Is it too late to kill the hostage and destroy the evidence?

Or…

Why not first try peacefully negotiating with the Duke?

What’s peaceful negotiation? Alger’s master must be a terrible person.

But what if Alger lied to you? What if Duke Dwight isn’t involved?

Then return the Duke’s son.

It’s not that simple. Kidnapping is illegal in the Empire and will implicate your clan.

Uh-oh, didn’t know that. Might as well kill the hostage and destroy the evidence?

No matter how he thought about it, Charlie felt explaining reason would only worsen things. Besides, these teenagers wouldn’t listen to just any adult—they needed someone who could command their respect.

Green Eyes didn’t realize Charlie was overthinking things. He stood up. “I’m going to blindfold and gag you. We’ll depart in a few hours.”

“Wait, wait, wait!” Charlie quickly said. “What about the child? I won’t resist but let him stay with me. He’s a pampered noble and might fall ill if frightened. You don’t want extra trouble, right?”

“He’s Dwight’s son,” Green Eyes said, trying to sound cold. “He can’t leave our sight before arrival. As for you…”

He paused, considering whether to bring along another “servant”, but Charlie’s earlier mention of the child’s pampered nature convinced him. No one wanted to babysit a fussy child.

“You’ll see him again when we arrive,” he said.

……

Duke Dwight strode through the corridor. The morning sunlight filtered through the rose windows, casting beautiful colored patterns on the floor, but no one noticed as the Duke walked over them.

The people following him suspected that if they weren’t in the palace, the Duke might have broken into a run.

“The Emperor is waiting inside,” the attendant at the door said, opening it for him. Dwight nodded and allowed the attendant to keep the others outside.

The Emperor had slept only four hours last night. A large pot of stimulant beverage sat on the table, and he held a briefing in his hand—highly unusual since the briefing arrived only ten minutes before Dwight.

“What’s happened?” he asked directly.

“I need to return,” Duke Dwight’s expression was grim. “Elves have gone to Lemena.”

The Emperor’s face grew serious. The Duke handed him an envelope marked with the Dwight family seal, but both the envelope and the ink were black—a sign of extreme urgency.

After scanning the letter quickly, the Emperor was at a loss for words—a letter from the capital while simultaneously kidnapping a child was unlike elven behavior.

“Emma cried so hard she couldn’t speak and couldn’t come to the palace to bid farewell.” Duke Dwight took a deep breath. “The carriage is ready.”

“I’ll have Olivier arrange your departure without needing my signature… but please stay calm.” The Emperor left his seat, squeezing the duke’s shoulder. “They have demands and won’t harm Arnie.”

Even he found such reassurance to be weak. Indeed, the probability that Arnie wouldn’t be harmed was high, but what father would want to gamble his child’s safety on probabilities? Besides, Arnie was only five years old. At that age, even being carefully protected during an outing could lead to illness from a cold wind. It wasn’t necessary to be deliberately mistreated—being handled roughly could be enough to cause harm.

“Alfred has taken people to pursue them. Priscilla was terrified.” Duke Dwight, always standing straight, now seemed slightly hunched, his face tired and helpless. “I just hope Arnie is okay. As long as he’s okay.”

The capital dispatched two great mages and a small team of trackers to return to Lemena with the Duke’s carriage. Pennigra had enjoyed over two hundred years of peace. People relied more on the conveniences brought by mages than on auxiliary combat power, and Brandenburg was no exception.

The Emperor’s sealing of the news of Arnie’s kidnapping didn’t mean he didn’t take it seriously. The Empire only had three great mages, and two were sent to assist the Duke. Applying speed magic to horses’ hooves might have been overkill, but given the urgency, no one objected and just hurried along in silence.

Besides mages, the empire also had a very old astrologer, but he was too old to have the energy to help.

The gentle Duchess was rarely this serious. Though she nearly broke down crying when she got the news, she hadn’t once asked to rest after setting off. Even when the Duke worried that the accelerated journey might be too bumpy for her, she ignored it completely.

“Priscilla must be very frightened. What if you also fall ill?” Duke Dwight was anxious but also worried about his wife.

The Duchess shook her head. Usually, traveling by carriage was burdensome for her, often causing dizziness and nausea. But this time, she strangely felt none of those symptoms.

“My heart is not here. It’s with Arnie,” she pleaded. “Please don’t stop. Go faster. Until I see my son safe by my side, I won’t feel hunger or heat, let alone fatigue.”

She had read and re-read the urgent dispatch from Brandenburg countless times, missing no detail. Alger… Emma had never felt such anger toward anyone.

She remembered her opportunistic cousin, but they only saw each other once or twice a year during childhood. Boys and girls usually played separately, and she couldn’t even recall what he looked like now.

Since becoming the Duchess, many had tried to exploit their familial connection for personal gain. But this time, it crossed her bottom line. If Arnie was harmed because of this, she would make Alger’s family pay dearly.

“Don’t worry too much.” The Duke tried to comfort her, struggling to keep his own spirits up. “Elves rarely harm children. Arnie is smart. I’ve taught him how to protect himself.”

“I know Alfred. He believes this is entirely his fault. If he can’t bring Arnie back, he’d rather die.”

The Duchess’s eyelashes trembled. She wanted to say that it wasn’t entirely Alfred’s responsibility but didn’t voice it.

“Arnie has never traveled alone,” she said, her voice almost breaking from grief. “He’s still so young… Priscilla must be very scared too. She’ll probably blame herself.”

“We all have a responsibility,” the Duke said solemnly. “Once this is resolved, we must start training knights for Arnie earlier.”

The long peace had made them complacent. They never imagined anyone would be bold enough to kidnap their child. This incident revealed a security gap in Brandenburg: the castle had resident mages, but they usually didn’t accompany the children when they went out. Perhaps he should train one or two magical knights to stay with Arnie at all times.

However, Arnie’s independent nature made him dislike being constantly followed. He always wandered off alone, and there were few people he would accept as his companions.

The Duke didn’t want to sigh in front of his wife, so he turned his head to look out the window. With fast horses paving the way and the great mage’s speed spells, the carriage was moving unusually fast. For safety, the windows were closed.

If Arnie had been taken by carriage, it would have been better. But if he was being carried on horseback, such a young child couldn’t endure long periods of riding. The Duke’s worries grew.

……

“You weren’t riding horses,” Arnie said confidently.

“What does it matter?” the man in front of him said impatiently. “Are you going to eat or not?”

Arnie looked at the bowl of oatmeal in front of him, his face full of refusal.

He didn’t like the mushy texture of oatmeal.

“I’ll eat if you tell me what you’re using for transportation,” he bargained. “The swaying frequency is odd. It must be some kind of animal, but not a horse—cows are too slow, so it’s not that either.”

“Hey.” Another person entered the room, seeing the untouched oatmeal and frowning. “What’s the delay?”

“He won’t eat,” said the one arguing with Arnie, quickly complaining. “I’ve never seen such a troublesome kid. Are all nobles like this?”

Arnie thought, “You should meet my cousins in the capital. They would probably dismantle your house if they were here.”

“Maybe we should just let him skip a meal,” the newcomer suggested.

The first man assessed Arnie’s thin arms and legs. “No, that’s not an option.”

None of their children were this skinny at his age. No wonder the other guy said noble children needed special care. So skinny and still picky about food—if this kid skipped a meal, he might not survive till morning.

“Fine, fine,” the first man relented, glaring at Arnie. “We used birds to transport you. Satisfied?”


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You can see personality traits from childhood; the Duke has always been meticulous and sensitive.


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Charlie’s Book Ch199

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 199

Charlie woke up from the jolting movements.

He instinctively shifted his body and felt the warmth beside him, which reassured him.

Arnie was curled up tightly next to him, a position that showed he felt very unsafe.

He might be terrified—perhaps this was the future little Duke’s first kidnapping?

Charlie’s vision was pitch black, and his hands were bound. He could only use his shoulders and feet to probe around, feeling that they were both inside a large box that was moving, swaying and rocking, which had woken him up.

He recalled a similar situation before—like when he was inside that mysterious box in the secret room of the Mokwen Palace. Despite the inopportune timing, he found it somewhat amusing.

Charlie tried to call Arnie softly, but he remained still and unresponsive, likely still in a drugged sleep.

Those strangers had used a powder to knock them out, but maybe due to Arnie’s young age, the dosage was lighter, allowing Charlie to wake up first.

He lay quietly in the darkness for a long time, trying to discern any sounds he could hear. The jolting never stopped, but the frequency and intensity didn’t seem like a carriage ride… it felt more like they were being carried on horseback.

Whether due to good soundproofing or a very quiet environment, Charlie could hardly hear anything. If it weren’t for the rustling of his clothes as he moved, he might have thought he had gone deaf.

His movements seemed to have woken Arnie, who slowly stretched his limbs.

Then he froze completely.

Charlie could feel Arnie’s tension, but with his hands bound, he could only speak. “Don’t be afraid.”

A small hand felt around in the dark and covered his mouth.

“Don’t talk,” Arnie whispered.

Charlie blinked.

Arnie fumbled around in the dark for a while, ensuring there was no one else in the narrow space, then said, “Alfred will come to find us.”

He tried to untie Charlie’s hands, but the knot was too tight, and he couldn’t budge it.

“Don’t rush,” Charlie said softly. “Check my coat pockets…”

Some of his personal items were lost when he fell into the river, but the remaining ones might still be useful.

Arnie started to search the pockets and found they were very deep and filled with odd things.

“What’s this? A test tube?” Arnie had seen similar items in the castle doctor’s office, although he hadn’t yet learned pharmacology.

“Oh, that’s a container. Don’t open it lightly.” Charlie chuckled softly in the dark. “There’s a little thing inside that would knock us around if released. Luckily, they didn’t search me thoroughly. In the left upper pocket, there’s a pen. The cap can be used as a small knife—use it to cut the rope.”

Arnie, though small, managed to saw through the tight rope with considerable effort. Charlie’s hands were numb and swollen from being bound for so long, but he ignored it and held onto the rope.

“This isn’t rope.” Arnie curiously touched the cut end, finding some sap seeping out. “It feels like a vine.”

“They communicated in Elvish,” Charlie noted. As his hands slowly regained feeling, he softly chanted something, and a small flame appeared at his fingertips, about the size of a candle flame but very bright in the darkness.

“You’re a mage?” Arnie’s pale eyes gleamed in the firelight.

“Not officially, but I studied for a few years,” Charlie said, examining Arnie’s face in the light. “Do you feel unwell? Feverish? Itchy? Do you want to cough?”

He worried about the quality of the drug used on them. Poor-quality drugs could easily harm someone with a weak constitution.

But Arnie ignored his questions and persisted in asking, “Why didn’t you join the association? If you don’t have a title, your magic isn’t recognized.”

He knew that both academics and skills required certifications, as all family tutors at Brandenburg held the highest imperial professional titles. Their teachers emphasized that this was the proper path to learning.

“Because I only need to be responsible for myself. Getting recognition from irrelevant people doesn’t mean much to me,” Charlie replied naturally.

At Monterey Academy, Charlie had taken all required exams because of the school’s requirements. After graduation, he no longer participated in any qualifying tests, believing it unnecessary to seek approval from people unrelated to him. Additionally, his unique identity meant he needed to minimize traceable social activities.

However, as soon as he said this, Charlie regretted it. The Duke’s heir had a different standing than him. He quickly added, “My passion is writing novels, not magic. If there were an authors’ guild, I’d definitely take their certification exams. Official recognition still…”

Before he could finish, they jolted heavily, as if the horse carrying their box had jumped over an obstacle.

Then the jolting stopped.

Charlie quickly extinguished the flame at his fingertips and covered Arnie’s face with his hand. The smart child understood immediately, closing his eyes to pretend he was still asleep.

The timing was just right for Charlie to put his hands back and rewrap the vine around his wrists. With his eyes tightly shut, he sensed light through his eyelids, and felt a breeze on their faces as something was lifted.

“Still asleep?”

He heard one of the two strangers from the forest speak.

But his companion didn’t answer. Instead, he silently lifted Charlie. It was very quiet, and Charlie heard the sound of a door opening before he was unceremoniously dropped to the ground. Though the floor was carpeted, the fall from that height still hurt.

Charlie grunted internally, but his limbs remained limp as he fell, not even frowning.

“Mm?” Another person stepped forward, a bit surprised, and lifted Charlie’s eyelid.

“No reason,” he said in Elvish. “The little one is already awake.”

“Maybe he has a special constitution,” the first person said. “Nobles are prone to indulgence and often weak.”

They stopped talking, and Charlie couldn’t hear their footsteps leaving. To be cautious, he counted to thirty in his mind before opening his eyes.

And he found himself staring directly into a pair of green eyes.

Charlie: “……”

He lost this round.

The person didn’t seem sure whether Charlie was pretending to sleep or had just woken up but didn’t care. Seeing Charlie’s eyes open, he straightforwardly asked in the common tongue, “Are you also ‘Dwight’?”

Charlie: “Who are you?”

“Your life is in my hands,” the other person said coldly, not falling for it. “I ask questions, you don’t.”

Although the pronunciation was standard, the person’s grammar was a bit off, suggesting they rarely used this language.

Charlie remained lying on the ground and said, “There’s only one Dwight. Neither the child nor I are him. Didn’t you know?”

The person’s expression shifted slightly. “What do you mean?”

“Strictly speaking, there’s only one Dwight in the Empire, and that’s His Majesty the Emperor’s cousin, Duke Dwight,” Charlie replied in Elvish. “And the Duke is currently in the capital. You’ve probably got the wrong people.”

“You speak Elvish?”

“Yes.”

Charlie calmly accepted the other person’s scrutiny. With the disappearance of the elves, the Elvish language had fallen from a common communication language to a purely academic one over the past century. Learning a language that might never be useful in one’s lifetime meant the person either had a great fondness for the elves or was a serious scholar.

After a moment, this obscure skill earned Charlie some leeway and respect. The person helped him up from the floor.

“Are you elves?” Charlie tentatively asked.

“We’re not elves, but we’ve received their grace,” Green Eyes said.

“Is it because you have elvish blood?”

Seeing Green Eyes’s face tighten again at this question, Charlie said, “It’s not hard to guess. Your physical features differ from ordinary people.”

“That’s precisely why we don’t interact much with the outside world,” Green Eyes said. “Alger said everything he did was because of ‘Dwight’. Even if that child isn’t Dwight, he’s Dwight’s son. To Dwight, his son is definitely more important than Alger.”

He observed Charlie for a while. “What are you to Dwight?”

“I’m just an employee of the castle, responsible for looking after the child,” Charlie half-truthfully said. “You said you don’t interact much with the outside world, so you must live in a remote and uninhabited place. What exactly did Alger do to make you travel so far… for revenge?”

Green Eyes scrutinized Charlie again, seemingly judging whether his current ignorance was an act. Finally, Charlie passed the test. The person indicated for him to look at his hand.

Charlie glanced back and saw that the rope binding his wrists was indeed a green vine. The vine Arnie had broken earlier had somehow repaired itself; the broken ends had disappeared in the dark, and it looked as if it had never been cut.

“Your rope, my clothes, and weapons,” Green Eyes said, “are all made from plants. These plants, which only grow in elvish territories, carry incredible magic from the moment they sprout. Thanks to them, we can live comfortably even if we distance ourselves from human settlements.”

He pulled a cherry-sized white fruit from his sleeve. The fruit still had a long stem attached and emitted a faint glow even in daylight.

“But these plants usually only grow in elvish territories. Even if the elves generously granted us the right to use them, those who aren’t pure elves struggle to cultivate them properly. So, along with these magical plants, the elves gave us a small portion of their power.”

“Alger sent people to steal the source of the elves’ gift,” Green Eyes said, his face filled with anger and disdain. “Purely out of greed—without those powers, our normal life becomes unsustainable.”

Charlie now understood. For those like Green Eyes, because of their partial elvish blood, they received special care from the elves. According to his description, this mysterious group’s lifestyle probably resembled that of the elves: clothing, furniture, lighting, and weapons were mostly derived from plants. Some plants (or all plants) had special abilities that allowed them to live like ordinary people.

But because they weren’t true elves, they needed a medium containing elvish power to grow those magical plants. Alger happened to have stolen that very item.

However…

“Why involve Dwight for what Alger stole?” Charlie asked.

“Alger claimed he was working for Dwight. The source of power is no longer in his possession. We searched him ourselves.”


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch9

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 9

“Why are you following me?”

After lunch, Alois followed Joshua to the door of his cabin. They walked in silence until Joshua pressed the smart fingerprint lock on the door.

Alois pouted, “To feed the cat.” He was still holding a plate with the grilled fish. Joshua hesitated for a moment, then stepped aside to let him in. “Come in.”

As soon as Schrödinger inside the room smelled the fish, it eagerly rushed over and started scratching at Alois’s leg. He had to jump back and put the plate down as far from himself as possible.

“You should get something for it to scratch.” Alois looked around the empty room, realizing it wasn’t much better than his own cabin. Then he suddenly thought, wouldn’t it be better if the two of them shared a room? Would it be too crowded? “You should also make a little bed for it. Where else is it supposed to sleep?”

“It sleeps on my bed.”

“Hmph!” Alois couldn’t suppress his jealousy.

“Hey, why are you getting jealous over a cat?”

Joshua sat down on the bed, and Alois dragged a chair over to sit beside him. He stared into the assassin’s black-gold eyes for a while, and Joshua stared back without any reservations. “Hey,” he said, “are you really planning to support me?”

Joshua reached out and ruffled Alois’s short black hair, smiling mysteriously. “What else can I do? I brought you out of prison to a completely unfamiliar place, and you might be wanted by the entire Empire. If I don’t support you, what will you do?”

His voice was soft, almost like he was talking to himself, and his movements were gentle, like he was petting a cat. Alois closed his eyes, wanting to enjoy Joshua’s touch a little longer, but the assassin suddenly withdrew his hand. “Fortunately, Leo found your information in the database. You did very well in school, and we just happen to need a mechanic on the ship. He wants you to fill the vacancy.”

“So, you had this all planned out!” Alois looked for something to throw. “One plays the good cop, the other plays the bad cop. You two are a perfect pair!”

“Angry?” Joshua tilted his head, watching him with amusement.

“No! I’m not as petty as you!” Alois turned his head, saying he wasn’t angry but felt furious inside. “When did you and Leo get so close? He can’t even be used as emergency rations!”

“While chatting, we realized we had met before. I guess we’re old acquaintances now.” Joshua raised an eyebrow. “Why do you care so much? Do I need to report to you about my friends?”

“Can’t I care about you?”

“Thanks.”

“Ungrateful!” Alois stood up. “I’m leaving!” He pretended to leave, hoping Joshua would stop him, but Joshua just flopped back onto the bed and waved goodbye. “Go on. You should get to the training room and familiarize yourself with the fighter’s controls. How long has it been since you touched a control panel?”

“……” Alois clenched his fists, restraining his urge to hit him. “Don’t you have anything else to say to me?” he asked through gritted teeth.

“Well… don’t feel bad if Joanna shoots you down. It’s nothing to be ashamed of…”

“That’s not it!” Alois walked quickly to the bed and climbed on top of Joshua. “Shouldn’t warriors get a morale boost before going into battle?” He leaned down, feeling the warmth of the silver-haired assassin’s breath. Joshua’s lips were thin, with a beautiful curve, smiling, showing no signs of rejecting him.

Joshua squinted, the gold in his eyes almost spilling out. They got closer and closer, their lips almost touching, when Joshua suddenly pushed Alois’s face away forcefully.

“Don’t you value your life?” Joshua frowned. “Leo! Guide this guy!”

Leo’s voice came from the ceiling. “Hmm, do you two have to use me as a scapegoat for your quarrel? The plight of artificial intelligence is so tragic—getting blamed while doing nothing!”

Joshua slammed the wall. “Hurry up!”

“At your service! Mr. Lagrange, please follow the blue markers on the floor to the training room!” The smart AI immediately lit up a giant blue arrow, flashing towards the door, as if urging Alois to leave quickly.

“Well… I guess I’ll really go then.” Alois reluctantly walked out, and Joshua watched him go until the door closed completely, erasing his figure.

Leo’s hologram then appeared in the chair, hands folded inside his sleeves, looking solemn. “What’s with you? It’s just a kiss. Why act like an attempted rape?”

“It was an attempted rape,” Joshua replied, putting his hands behind his head.

Leo sighed. “He’s actually quite sincere with you. Would it kill you to be nicer to him?”

“Leave, Leo.”

The AI gave him a regretful look. “Fine.” The hologram disappeared instantly.

The room fell silent, except for the sound of Schrödinger eating fish. Joshua turned over, facing the wall.

“Haven’t I been nice enough to him?”

He wasn’t asking anyone in particular, and no one answered.

Alois followed the markers to the training room, looking dejected. There was over an hour until his scheduled time with Joanna. The training room was empty except for the freckled young man he had seen in the cafeteria. He was fiddling with something on a monitoring device.

“Hi!” The young man greeted him with a friendly nod. “You’re early?”

“Yeah. I wanted to get familiar with the controls.”

The freckled young man extended his hand, shaking Alois’s. “Ibb Descartes. I’m the mechanic on this ship.”

“Alois Lagrange.”

“You went to military school?” Ibb asked curiously.

“Yes. But I haven’t touched a fighter control panel since I graduated.” Alois looked at the flowing data on the monitoring device. “What are you doing?”

Ibb scratched his head in embarrassment. “The captain wants to fly the latest ‘Bard’ model, so I’m helping Leo adjust the parameters.”

Alois was surprised. “Even Leo needs help?”

Leo suddenly appeared beside them, squatting on the floor, chewing on something with a troubled look. “If artificial intelligence were omnipotent, you humans would have been extinct by now.”

“What are you eating?”

“Data Ibb gave me.”

…Could you be less literal? Alois mentally screamed.

Leo gestured to the rows of simulation pods in the training room. “Go practice. Though I don’t think it’s necessary.” He hadn’t finished speaking when Alois climbed into a pod. “Oh, are you that eager to be beaten by the captain?”

“I’ll show you I can win!”

The pod door closed, and the small chamber plunged into darkness. Alois put on the training helmet and lightly touched the control panel in front of him. A faint light illuminated the buttons and the dark screen.

“What model do you want to fly?” Leo’s voice came through the speaker.

“Empire-made, Godot II.”

“That’s an old model. Are you sure? I also have the Godot II Modified and the Boun Dia model. All Federation models, except the newest Rousseau III, are available too. Don’t you want something else?”

“Old models have their advantages.”

“Alright, suit yourself.”

The control panel lit up, displaying “Godot II, starting up.”

Alois gripped the control stick with trembling hands. He hadn’t touched a fighter in years, but now it felt like he was back in his youth, nervously undertaking his first simulation flight.

He was familiar with the Godot II’s controls, its strengths, and weaknesses, as well as his own body. This was his great advantage. Although Joanna was highly skilled, she was flying an unfamiliar model. This alone would create a gap between them.

Confident, Alois seemed unaware that, like him, Joanna was also unfamiliar with the “Bard”, while she was just as familiar with the Godot II.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch8

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 8

Three people—accurately speaking, two humans and one AI—were walking on the way to the cafeteria. Leonard was leading the way, introducing things as they walked. “This path leads to the maintenance bay.” “The branch to the right goes to the repair bay.” “Don’t take this corridor because the toilets are broken.” “If you get lost, the best solution is to shout ‘Leo, save me’ at the ceiling, and I’ll light up some guiding markers for you. Don’t be embarrassed; except for the captain and the dog, everyone calls for help once or twice a day.”

Alois was following behind, obviously distracted, pretending to look around curiously while actually sneaking glances at Joshua from the corner of his eye. The assassin, however, listened attentively, occasionally asking questions about the Lady of the Night, looking every bit like someone who had joined the crew and cared about his new organization. Sometimes, he would suddenly stop talking and glance at Alois, who would immediately avert his gaze, staring at the floor and pretending he hadn’t been caught looking at Joshua.

Leo got more animated with his introduction and started gesturing wildly, moving a bit ahead of the other two. Joshua suddenly leaned close to Alois’s ear and asked, “Why do you keep looking at me?”

“You’re good-looking…” Alois blurted out, then froze, wishing he could go back in time to sew his mouth shut. “Who… who’s looking at you?!”

The assassin lowered his voice. “You should see my house on Olympus. There’s a whole cabinet of eyes preserved in formaldehyde…” He paused, seeming to relish Alois’s shocked expression. “From those who kept staring at me.”

“You’re… you’re joking, right?” Alois was really worried he might wake up tomorrow with only two empty eye sockets left.

Joshua shrugged. “You actually believed it.”

Alois began to regret not striking first back on Hecate and getting rid of this troublesome assassin!

Passing through a gate, he realized that since Joshua was joking with him, it might mean he was no longer angry with him.

The cafeteria on the Lady of the Night was slightly smaller than the one in Hecate prison because there were fewer crew members than prisoners, but the environment was much better. The most notable difference was that the one serving food wasn’t a robot that would yell at you but a pretty blonde girl with blue eyes. When Alois, holding his tray, walked up to her, she smiled sweetly and gave him a big spoonful of beef. Alois was too touched to speak. Then, the girl picked a piece of meat from his tray and threw it to the ground, still smiling sweetly. Alois clearly saw Pavlov standing by her feet, wagging his tail, and eating the beef that originally belonged to him.

“The captain doesn’t allow us to feed it from our meals, saying the dog would get fat. But…” The girl looked a bit embarrassed, “Consider it charity.” Then she added a grilled fish to his tray. “For your cat.” She winked.

Alois winked back in acknowledgment. He finally understood why Pavlov had gained so much weight after Joanna’s few weeks’ absence.

He found a less crowded corner to sit down, and Joshua, carrying his tray, came over and sat across from him.

“I love this place,” the assassin said. “Finally, no one’s forcing me to eat onions and broccoli.” He took a bite of the pork chop on his plate. “God, I’d be willing to work here for life!”

“Glad to hear that,” the red-haired female captain said, walking over gracefully with a tray in one hand and a dog leash in the other. She sat beside Alois and tied the dog to the leg of the bench. Pavlov glanced longingly at the delicious meat on the table, then lay down and pretended not to see anything.

A group of young crew members, chatting and laughing, sat around Joanna. “Captain, that’s animal abuse!” a freckled young man laughed.

“I’m doing it for his health. If you keep feeding him like this, Pavlov will become a fat dog one day.” Joanna stopped Joshua with a glance from giving extra meat to the dog. “Do it again, and you’ll only get broccoli to eat!” Joshua quickly stuffed the meat intended for the dog into his own mouth.

“Captain, you’re so mean.” The freckled young man said, “We used to eat Pavlov’s dog food, and he didn’t mind. Now we should make it up to him.”

Alois was curious. “Why did you eat dog food?”

“Ah… well.” The freckled young man had a nostalgic expression. “We were escaping from the Federal army. The ship got hit, and the food storage was destroyed. The only food left was the dog food in the captain’s room. We survived on it for a week.”

…What a tragic memory to be nostalgic about! And for it to feed the whole crew for a week… Joanna, how much dog food did you store? You’re the one feeding the dog the most, aren’t you!

The female pirate seemed to realize this as well and awkwardly changed the topic. “Speaking of which, since we have new members, let’s prepare a welcome party in a couple of days.”

The crew nodded in agreement, ignoring the dog food issue as per the captain’s intention.

A young girl said, “I never thought the Mourner would join us.” She turned to Alois. “Are you related to the Mourner? Are you brothers?”

“No,” Joshua denied.

The girl tilted her head in confusion. “So he is…”

Joshua continued, “His name is Alois Lagrange, and he’s my kept man.”

His voice was soft, but everyone in the cafeteria heard it. Instantly, all conversations stopped. The clinking of cutlery ceased, and all eyes focused on Joshua and Alois.

In the silence, Alois, mortified, threw down his fork and stood up. “Who’s a kept man?!”

“I thought someone who doesn’t work but has food and drink was a ‘kept man’. Does the meaning change in different regions?”

“By your definition, Schrödinger is also a kept man!” …Wait, no, Schrödinger should be a “kept cat*”.

*Clarity: There’s a pun here. The term “kept man/gigolo/boy toy” is little white face (小白). Alois changed the term to little black face (小黑) since Schrödinger is a black cat.

Joshua smirked. “Can you be the same as a cat?”

“Ahem…” Joanna intervened to smooth things over. “Mourner, that’s not right. If someone can support themselves, they’re not a kept man.” She gestured for Alois to sit down. “How about this, I’ll find you a job on the ship, and you’ll get a regular salary. Then you won’t be a kept… pfft.” She turned her head, covering her mouth, trying hard to stifle her laughter, but Alois clearly saw her eyes tearing up from laughing.

“No need, Captain,” Joshua said lazily, taking the opportunity to throw a piece of meat to Pavlov. “I can afford to keep him.”

“Who needs you to keep me!” Alois turned to Joanna, shaking her. “Captain! Please give me a job! I’ll do anything, really!”

“That’s right, Captain.” Leo suddenly appeared in the seat opposite Joanna. “I even gave him a communication terminal. And aren’t we short of a mechanic?”

The female pirate wiped her tears. “Is anyone fit to be a mechanic? I’d rather leave the position vacant than let an idiot bungle it.”

“Who’s bungling it?!” Alois stood up again. “I graduated from military school with all A+ grades!”

“School and the battlefield are different.” Joanna narrowed her eyes.

Leo instantly disappeared and then reappeared behind her. “Captain, let him try.”

Joanna pondered for a moment.

“Alright.” She stretched lazily. “Meet me at the combat simulation room at 2 PM today. One-on-one. If you can beat me, the mechanic’s position is yours. I won’t go all out.”

“Afraid of you?” Alois raised his chin slightly.

Joanna turned to Leo. “Where does his confidence come from?”

“Humans are so complicated. How could I understand!” Leo clutched his chest.

If the AI had a physical form, Alois would have already pounded him into the ground.


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Help Ch2

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2: Becoming Roommates

Fang Xiu opened his eyes and saw an upright ground.

After a few seconds, he realized he was lying on the ground with his right cheek pressed against it… Wait, this development felt a bit familiar.

In the dim moonlight, he saw that he was surrounded by dark shadows of trees. In the distance, the mountains undulated endlessly, like a vast sea.

From within the shadows came the sound of trickling water; a river flowed nearby. The water was dark and dull at night, and Fang Xiu could only see the white stones protruding from it.

A sharp pain throbbed in his temple, and Fang Xiu groaned as he sat up. Something heavy was pressing down on his thigh. As he saw what it was, his recent memories flooded back into his mind.

……

The paper figure gave Fang Xiu a shovel.

Fang Xiu decisively started digging. Unfortunately, he couldn’t follow the ghost hand to its source. The ghost hand was black, gray, and translucent below the wrist, blending into the ground like a shadow.

So, Fang Xiu turned to the paper figure again and asked, “Do you have a flowerpot?”

The expression on the paper figure grew increasingly complex. It seemed to want to say something but stopped. In the end, it turned to an incense burner and dug out a funeral pot used for burning paper money.

A pot is a pot; the difference wasn’t significant. Fang Xiu wielded the shovel and began his grand plan of transplantation.

Faced with this simple labor scene, everyone momentarily forgot their fear, watching intently alongside the surrounding malicious ghosts. After ten minutes or so, Fang Xiu managed to scoop the ghost hand along with the soil into the pot.

“Sorry for keeping everyone waiting,” Fang Xiu said, wiping the sweat from his forehead. In the center of the funeral pot, the ghost hand hung limply.

The eerie atmosphere of summoning the fierce ghosts completely collapsed, and the paper figure seemed somewhat resigned. It allocated rooms in the small courtyard on the spot, saying that they would discuss serious matters after everyone survived the night.

It said this while glaring at Fang Xiu.

Fang Xiu was unfazed. It wasn’t his fault that the ghost hand wouldn’t move. He held the funeral pot tightly, surveying his new room.

According to the paper figure, he had to stay here for an extended period before leaving.

The room was square-shaped, compact but well-equipped with a wardrobe and a desk. The bed was against the wall, quite spacious, and the headboard was next to a glass-partitioned shower room.

A standard studio apartment.

However, three things made him uncomfortable: the room had no windows, no toilet, and an old offering table was placed at the entrance. The table was made of old wood with chipped paint, and there were suspicious stains on its surface. Fang Xiu wiped off some dust in disdain and decided to place the funeral pot on the bedside table.

He couldn’t mistreat this hand. A good impression was the first step to a friendly cooperation.

Fang Xiu stared intently at the potted plant—no, the ghost hand.

This room was less than twenty square meters. Even couples would find it cramped to live together. The others, forced to share rooms with fierce ghosts, must be under a lot of pressure.

His ghost, however, was great. It didn’t take up space and was pleasant to look at. The ghost hand was about the same size as his hand, probably a hand belonging to a male, so sharing the room wouldn’t be inconvenient.

“Hey brother, want to chat? If you’re willing, just move a bit,” Fang Xiu tried to strike up a conversation.

The ghost hand didn’t respond.

Fang Xiu nodded. “Then I’ll sleep for a bit. Goodnight.”

After being dragged around in the middle of the night for so long, he was tired.

The paper figure had asked them to survive the night, not necessarily to come to an agreement tonight. Just in case, Fang Xiu moved the ghost hand to the side of the bed. Gently, he pried open its five fingers and interlocked them with his own.

He was a light sleeper. This way, he would know as soon as it moved.

……

The memory ended here.

The trial of “surviving the night” had begun quietly. It seemed he didn’t sleep as lightly as he had thought, Fang Xiu introspectively noted.

The funeral pot containing the ghost hand was pressing down on his leg, feeling heavy and real. The pot was covered in incense ash, and the dirt dug out from the courtyard was still there, but the ghost hand was nowhere to be seen.

This made him a bit nervous.

The paper figure had only mentioned “being killed by the ghost if negotiations failed” and “forming a pact with the ghost if negotiations succeeded”. It didn’t mention that the fierce ghost would silently vanish. Did it get upset because he had held its hand?

Whether this was an illusion or reality, he had to find the runaway ghost hand first.

The moonlight was better than nothing. It was so dark that he couldn’t see his own hand in front of him. A faint light flickered at the end of the river, like an invitation.

Fang Xiu stumbled along the riverbank toward the light, stepping deeper and shallower as he went. The sound of a suona drifted eerily from all directions, making his head spin. Fortunately, the sound of the river was clear and distinct, and the white stones in the middle of the river clustered in threes and fives, serving as makeshift markers.

However, Fang Xiu’s pace gradually slowed down.

He had woken up barefoot. The ground was covered with sharp stones, which occasionally dug into his feet and tore away his flesh, and even seemed to burrow into his wounds.

Oddly enough, he felt no pain.

Unconsciously, his feet became a bloody mess, his footsteps changing from dry “tap-tap” sounds to a sticky “squelch-squelch”. As the blood kept flowing, his strength quickly waned. His body felt like a sack of meat, numb and heavy.

Fang Xiu roughly grasped the nature of the “trial” ahead of him—

With every step he took, his flesh would wear away a little, like a game with a limited number of moves.

The problem was that this place was too vast and pitch dark. If he took a wrong turn, he could only wander in the darkness until his feet were completely ruined. Then he would have to crawl on the ground until he turned into a pile of minced meat.

The design concept was quite malicious, but the process was really tedious. Fang Xiu couldn’t help but sigh.

The sound of the suona grew louder and louder, as if it was trying to penetrate his brain and squeeze his mind out through his ears.

A few steps away, there was a willow tree. Fang Xiu leaned against its trunk in exhaustion, deciding to rest for a bit.

He was still far from the faint light. The blood loss was happening too fast; he couldn’t leave it unchecked. He had to find something to pad his feet.

His underwear fabric was too soft to be useful, and his pants were too thick and tough to tear apart. His T-shirt fabric was just right, but he really liked this red T-shirt…

Something gently brushed his face.

Fang Xiu then noticed that the tree had long since withered. What he had assumed to be willow branches were actually strips of white cloth hanging down. Among the white cloth hung a dozen shriveled skeletons, wearing faded burial clothes, swaying in the breeze.

One pair of skeletal feet dangled just a few centimeters above Fang Xiu’s head.

Facing this eerie tree with its floating white cloth and dangling corpses, Fang Xiu held his breath, his heart pounding.

Good lord, what had he seen?

…It was a wild bandage!

“Excuse me,”

Fang Xiu tried to suppress his excitement, as he cautiously addressed the skeletons hanging from the tree. He gently plucked a few strips of white cloth. The cloth felt unnaturally cold to the touch, but it seemed clean and was thick enough.

He took back his earlier statement. This giant escape room wasn’t so boring after all; it had some unexpected surprises.

Fang Xiu sat down by the river and began to treat his wounds using the running water.

Perhaps it was because he had been walking in the dark for so long, but his eyes gradually adapted to the darkness. Fang Xiu dug out a handful of sharp fragments from his wounds, only to realize in shock that they were actually yellowed human teeth.

No wonder they tried to dig deeper into his flesh.

Disgusted, Fang Xiu threw the teeth into the water, causing a small ripple.

The white stones in the middle of the river seemed to be disturbed and floated closer… Narrowing his eyes, he looked carefully. They looked more like human heads than stones.

Their skin was swollen, with the lower half of their faces submerged in the water, revealing only bulging eyes. Drawn by the scent of blood in the water, more and more heads gathered, quickly closing in on Fang Xiu’s bleeding feet.

The river was pitch black and the heads clustered together densely, looking like maggots on rotten flesh.

What to do? Fang Xiu thought. He hadn’t finished cleaning his wounds yet.

He had a funeral pot, but it was meant for retrieving the ghost hand. If he washed his feet with it and then used it to hold the ghost hand, that would be too much.

...Oh, right. It’s said that beasts are afraid of banging sounds, but what about wild human heads? Suddenly struck with inspiration, Fang Xiu grabbed a bone and tentatively tapped the edge of the pot.

Bzzz—

Though the funeral pot was made of clay, it emitted a piercing and chilling sound with great resonance.

The nearby heads recoiled, squeezing together with the newcomers, keeping a distance of about an arm’s length from the pot. Hundreds of eyes were glued to Fang Xiu.

Bzzz—Bzzz—

The sharp sound spread across the water’s surface, chilling him to the bone. With just a light tap, the pot vibrated as if it were alive, its echoes lingering for a long time.

No wonder it was a product of the underworld—it was incredibly effective. Fang Xiu let out a sigh of relief and quickened his pace to clean his wounds.

His heels had already worn down to the bone, with several teeth piercing through his toes. Fang Xiu highly suspected that as long as the teeth were still scattered along the path, even padding his feet with cloth wouldn’t last long.

He had a strange feeling that he was being chewed up by the entire space.

When this mountain ground him into pieces, his teeth would also scatter across the ground, ready to bite into the feet of someone else.

If he didn’t want this fate, he’d have to find a branch to hang himself from, so his feet would stay off the ground, at least leaving his body intact. Alternatively, he could jump into the river and potentially become part of the army of heads… Wait, the army of heads?

Fang Xiu glanced at the tree on the riverbank, then at the mass of heads in the water, and suddenly had an idea.

Meanwhile, in a certain room of the Disaster Relief Tower.

The paper figure was holding a bronze mirror, constantly observing the scene within. The mirror showed Fang Xiu’s image.

The view in the mirror was very clear; it not only reflected the hanging corpses and the heads but also countless other evil spirits in the distance—hundreds of eyes were fixed on Fang Xiu, waiting for him to get lost or make a mistake.

Honestly, the paper figure was more concerned about the ghost hand than Fang Xiu himself.

The lottery tube had exactly one hundred sticks, each representing a registered fierce ghost known to the underworld and memorized by the paper figure.

Yet it didn’t recognize the ghost that Fang Xiu had drawn.

Fang Xiu was the seventh to draw, leaving ninety-four sticks in the tube. The paper figure could identify every remaining stick, meaning Fang Xiu had somehow pulled out a nonexistent one hundred and first stick.

This was bizarre, incredibly bizarre. Such a thing had never happened before, and it needed to be carefully observed and reported in detail.

…That was, if Fang Xiu could survive the night.

This was just the preliminary screening. Fierce ghosts would use illusions to test the summoner. If they were compatible, they would form a pact; if not, the ghost would eat them—a simple and brutal process.

According to the rules of the Disaster Relief Tower, the illusion should display the original setting of the fierce ghost. It might be an abandoned house, a desolate grave, or at most, a palace.

However, the illusion that Fang Xiu was in seemed to stretch endlessly, with a rich underworld ecosystem. This was completely abnormal. There shouldn’t be any other evil spirits in the original illusion of a fierce ghost.

There was only one explanation: something had gone terribly wrong with the ghost summoning.

Whatever Fang Xiu had summoned, it was very, very ominous.


The author has something to say:

Mr. Bai has made a 5% appearance in the literal sense, but the two have already achieved the milestones of “ten fingers interlocked” and “sharing the same bed” √ 

They’ve just met and are already playing a warm game of hide-and-seek, how lovely (…


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch7

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 7

Joanna took the freshly baked cream mousse from the crew member’s hand and sniffled with emotion. She hadn’t had a decent meal in weeks; the food on the escort ship and in prison was worse than Pavlov’s dog food. Although the dessert was high in calories and could easily make her gain weight, the female pirate decided to indulge herself a little and reward her taste buds and stomach.

Leo’s lazy voice came from above. “Seeing you have such a good appetite makes me really happy for you, Captain. I suggest you finish eating quickly because I’m about to report the ship’s damage, and you might lose your appetite after hearing it.”

“Just say it.” Joanna Begrel was a space pirate who roamed the sea of stars. She wouldn’t lose sleep or appetite over bad news!

“Alright. Your little lady took two hits; the first and third engines are damaged, the main power source is damaged, decompression chambers 26 and 27 are damaged, and the decompression devices can’t function properly. The microbial circulation systems in cabins 7 and 15 are damaged. I’ve sealed them off to prevent the whole ship from being flooded with wastewater, like in some old sci-fi novel.”

The female pirate let out a couple of pained grunts. “Can we hold out until the warp ends?”

“Of course. The warp generator is intact, and we still have sufficient energy. But I suggest repairing the damaged parts as soon as possible, or any Empire cruiser could sink your little lady without even trying to run.”

“Hmm…” Joanna bit her spoon, staring intently at the simulated navigation map on the screen. “We’ll go to Neo Venice to repair the ship, get supplies, and buy a few new fighter models. I saw an ad for their new ‘Bard’ model. It looks pretty good…”

“Alright, Captain.” Leo’s voice was filled with deep helplessness. “You should discuss that with the finance department. If you just want to play with new fighters, I can adjust the combat simulation system’s parameters…”

“What are you waiting for? Go do it!”

“……” The crew members on the bridge, overhearing their conversation, simultaneously put their hands to their foreheads.

“Oh right!” Joanna smacked the armrest hard. “I almost forgot! Leo, go to the supply cabin and find some clothes to send to the Mourner and his family. Those prison uniforms are an eyesore.”

“Do you even need to say that? I’ve already put them outside their door!”

Alois lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. Although the clock beside him told him it was morning according to standard time, it was night by Hecate’s planetary time. He should have been fast asleep, but he felt no drowsiness at all. The day’s thrilling experiences had excited him so much that he couldn’t sleep.

All he could think about now was Joshua. His silky silver hair, his resilient skin, his cold lips, his warm, wet tongue. The thought of Joshua made him hot and restless. Knowing Joshua was just a wall away intensified his agitation.

Joshua had black-gold eyes… Joshua was the Mourner. Damn it! The Mourner was the strangest legend in the galaxy, an urban myth, the embodiment of death. Alois had heard of the Mourner’s name back when he was in military school; his classmates worshiped him like an idol (they also idolized the space hero Joanna, and their hearts broke when she defected from the Empire military). During his time in the Royal Guard, the legend seemed to fade, but its influence remained. The court maids talked about the black-clad assassin as if he were a handsome devil tempting them to ruin, burying girls’ hearts in the fiery abyss. In Hecate prison, the Mourner became a symbol of belief; as long as he roamed free, it proved that galactic police and bounty hunters were useless.

Now the assassin Mourner was right next to Alois. They had been so close that they could hear each other’s breathing. It could be said that Alois had never been so close to “death”. This forbidden feeling only added to his excitement. He wanted to embrace Joshua, but he had just made Joshua angry…

Knock, knock, knock.

“Who is it?” Alois jumped up from the bed, warily staring at the door.

“It’s me.” The voice outside was unmistakable—the omnipresent guy from above!

“What… what do you want?”

“Tsk, I respect your privacy, so I’m knocking. Do you think there’s a door on this ship I can’t open?”

Before Alois could consent, the door opened on its own. A man with long, deep purple hair leaned against the doorframe, wearing a luxurious robe as elaborate as a scholar of Neo Athens. At his feet was a small robot, holding a large bag over its head, with a silly, unchanging smile on its face.

The man lazily walked in, the small robot hopping after him. The door closed behind them. “Good day.” The man sat boldly in a chair, as if he were the owner. “I’m Leonard, the navigator, network administrator, and daily affairs manager of the Lady of the Night. You can call me Leo.”

“Hello…” Alois sat up straight on the bed. This guy’s tone was annoying, but given his multiple roles, he must be highly capable and valued by the captain. He wasn’t someone to provoke.

The small robot cheerfully walked up to Alois, emitting a “hee hee hee hee” sound, which should have been childlike and innocent, but was creepy at the moment.

Leo pointed at the small robot with his chin. “It’s for you.”

“It?” Alois didn’t understand what he was supposed to do with a robot.

The small robot put down the bag, retracted its hands into its body, and began transforming. It retracted its outer shell and flipped out a new one. A few seconds later, it became a small communication terminal.

“This is really advanced!” Alois carefully picked up the terminal, afraid of breaking this rare item.

Leo crossed his legs. “It can make calls, send messages, play music and videos, and access the internet wherever there’s a super-light network signal. It can also transform into a robot, but its AI is low, so it can at most bring you a cup. Don’t expect it to chat with you. Every crew member has one. Even though you’re a family member, I prepared one for you. You might become an official employee tomorrow. Wear it around your neck, so even if you’re burned to ashes, we can identify your body through the communication terminal. If it breaks, bring it to me for repairs—although that’s unlikely. If you leave the Lady of the Night someday, return it to me.”

“What’s in the bag?” Alois lightly kicked the bag the robot had brought.

“Clothes and some personal items.” Leo shrugged. “But it’s just a uniform—might be a bit ugly, so bear with it. Joanna requires everyone to wear a uniform, but no one listens to her. Wearing such ugly clothes, we’ll be laughed at by the whole galaxy sooner or later.” He glanced at Alois. “But no matter how ugly, it’s better than your prison uniform.”

“……” It’s not like he enjoyed wearing it!

“The ship has entered warp.” Leo propped his chin. “We’ll end the warp in two weeks and arrive at the Lalage system, landing on the second planet, Neo Venice.”

“How long will we stay there?”

“Who knows? Depends on how fast they can repair us.”

Alois frowned. “Actually, I’m a bit worried…”

“Worried?”

“I’m an escaped convict.”

Leo burst into laughter, as if he had heard the funniest joke in the world. He fell off his chair, clutching his stomach, rolling on the ground, occasionally hitting the floor hard.

“Oh, Asimov! I’ve never heard such a hilarious joke!” He laughed so hard he nearly cried. “You’re an escaped convict? Worried about being wanted? Ahaha, ahahahahaha…” He staggered up while laughing. “Don’t worry. This is the Lady of the Night, a ship full of wanted criminals!”

“……” Alois’s face was stiff. Where was the humor? Why didn’t he find it funny at all?

A minute later, Leo finally calmed down. “Get dressed,” he said, “Lunch is soon. I’ll take you to the cafeteria.”

Alois remained seated.

“Why are you still sitting? Do you need me to help you undress?”

“Do I have to undress in front of you?”

Leo snorted, turning around while muttering, “Do you think I can’t see?”

Alois opened the bag, quickly putting on the clothes inside. The dark blue uniform was of good quality but was indeed ugly. He began to sympathize with Joanna’s crew.

“Alright.” He adjusted his collar, hung the communication terminal around his neck, and followed Leo out the door.

The door next door opened with a swish, and Joshua, wearing the same uniform, stepped out. Alois’s heart fluttered as he looked at him, then his jaw dropped. Another Leo followed him out!

What happened? Did Leo have a twin brother?

The two “Leos” shook hands amicably.

“Hello, Leo α.”

“Hello, Leo β.”

“I’m going to the cafeteria, and you?”

“Me too.”

“Haha, what a coincidence.”

“Yes, what a coincidence.”

Joshua rubbed his temples. “Won’t you get schizophrenia doing this?”

The two “Leos” simultaneously scoffed. One suddenly disappeared!

Alois’s jaw dropped again.

Joshua smirked. “Don’t look so surprised. Leo is the AI of this ship.” He walked up, extended a hand, and passed it through Leo’s body, making Leo scream, “Ah! It hurts! This is murder! I won’t let you off even as a ghost!”

The assassin withdrew his hand. “It’s just a hologram.”

Alois’s jaw dropped for the third time.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch6

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6

In the holographic image in front of Joanna, one of the five blue dots had already turned red, indicating that the satellite had broken free from Leo’s control. The mid-range AI within the satellite had recovered from the hacking attack. It quickly scanned the near-Earth orbit, and the radar informed it of an unidentified ship intruding on Hecate. According to protocol, it initiated armed defense. The satellite’s front shell opened to the sides, revealing a dark cannon barrel, and the firing unit began charging.

In 0.1 seconds, the AI calculated the enemy ship’s trajectory and aimed the cannon at the ship’s engine based on the calculation. Three seconds later, fully charged, a high-energy beam shot towards the Lady of the Night!

Everything happened in a flash! The Lady of the Night suddenly tilted to the right, and the beam narrowly missed the ship’s stern.

The second satellite turned red. It restored its management system and quickly shared data with its sibling, analyzing the ship’s damage status and evasive trajectory. Clearly, this intruder had remarkable reflexes. As the AI predicted its moves, it was also predicting the AI’s. The second satellite deployed its beam cannon and began charging.

Now, the Lady of the Night was simultaneously targeted by two satellite cannons. Fortunately, the remaining three satellites were on the other side of the planet, and one was a geostationary satellite dedicated to ground surveillance. It had started recording the escape of Hecate prison inmates and had taken over the paralyzed ground command system.

Three seconds later, the two satellites fired their beam cannons in succession. The two high-energy beams formed a slanted cross. The Lady of the Night should have been incinerated at the intersection of the cross, but she veered again, dodging one beam while the other grazed her side.

The ship shook violently, but its speed didn’t decrease at all. Before the next wave of attacks could arrive, she had left the tactical satellites’ attack range. The two AIs reluctantly ceased their assault.

“Damn, the tactical satellites have started attacking,” Joshua Plunk growled, his face twisted with anger. Alois was busy dealing with his nausea and barely reacted before a cat was shoved into his arms.

“Don’t give it to me!” He tried to push the clawing black cat back, but the assassin grabbed his hair, pressing him close, while holding onto the wall’s handrail with the other hand.

The floor beneath them suddenly tilted, causing Alois to stumble and fall onto Joshua. If Joshua hadn’t cushioned his fall, he would have hit the wall. The assassin let out a muffled groan, apparently in pain. Alois scrambled to get up and was about to thank him, but the ship violently shook again, a rumbling sound indicating that it had been hit, or at least grazed.

Joshua steadied himself against the wall, holding Alois tightly. A few seconds later, the second wave of attacks hit, causing more severe tilting and shaking than before. If Joshua hadn’t gripped the handrail firmly, they and the cat would have rolled around like balls.

The corridor lights suddenly went out, plunging everything into complete darkness. It was utter darkness, without any light from the stars or the moon. There was no one around, and in the silence and darkness, they could clearly hear each other’s breathing and heartbeats. Joshua held Alois tightly, eyes wide open, staring into the void, repeatedly telling himself he wasn’t alone. But the heavy darkness still pushed vivid nightmares in front of him. It felt like he was back on that lonely ship in his memory. Or maybe he had never left it.

“Joshua?” came a weak voice from his arms.

After a few breaths, the assassin broke free from the quagmire of memories and returned to reality. “What’s wrong?” he asked.

“Can you… lighten up a bit? Though I’m happy you’re holding me, I’m suffocating…”

Joshua loosened his grip. A furry ball rolled to the floor, hissing. He guessed it was the frightened black cat. Then someone climbed onto him, warm lips pressing against his.

“What are you doing?” Joshua asked sharply.

Alois bit at the muscles on his neck. “I suddenly want you.” God help him. He had wanted this silver-haired man since he first saw him. When vision failed, other senses became unusually acute. Now, Alois, held by the man he had longed for—not even a day—felt the strong and flexible body, the slightly rapid heartbeat, and heavy breathing enticing him to sin. He could no longer suppress his desire, passionately entangling Joshua’s lips, his tongue prying open his teeth, entwining with his.

Alois was surprised at his own impulsiveness. Maybe some hormone stimulating the senses was secreted under tension? Who cared! He desperately wanted to possess Joshua, to be entwined with him until the end of the world. Joshua was the most handsome man he had ever seen—the first man to defeat him in Hecate prison—Joshua, the assassin Mourner…

He suddenly pushed Joshua away.

The corridor lights came back on. Alois saw himself straddling the assassin, the man underneath cold-faced, starkly contrasting with his reddened lips from the bite.

They stared at each other wordlessly until a voice from above broke the silence. “Sorry, folks, there was a small issue with the power system. I’ve switched to backup power. The Lady of the Night is out of the tactical satellites’ attack range. I’m checking the ship’s damage. If the warp drive is unaffected, we’ll enter warp in an hour. Please be ready.”

Joshua propped himself up with one hand and pressed down on Alois’ crotch with the other, speaking in a low voice. “I extremely dislike what you just did. If you don’t want to undergo genital transplant surgery, don’t do it again.” He roughly pushed the pale Alois away, picked up the shocked black cat, and followed the green arrows towards the quarters.

Footsteps rushed behind him.

“Are you… are you angry?” Alois asked nervously as he caught up.

“Yes. I’m very angry,” Joshua replied calmly without looking back.

“But you were the one who hugged me first.”

“I was protecting you.” He turned a corner. “You helped me, so I’m helping you.”

“Then… since I harassed you, will you do the same?”

Joshua nearly stumbled. Did Hecate do some illegal brain modification on this guy? What kind of logic did he have?

“Why aren’t you speaking?” Alois felt aggrieved. “My skills are really good. Don’t you want to try?”

“No!”

The green arrows pointed to one of the rows of cabin doors, indicating the quarters prepared for the two new members. Joshua pressed the smart lock on the door, which recognized his fingerprint. With a swish, the door slid open. The assassin carried Schrödinger inside, coldly glaring at Alois who stood outside.

The omnipresent, omnipotent voice above said, “Family member, your quarters are next door.”

“We’re roommates! Why can’t we stay together?!” Alois shouted at the ceiling.

“For your safety, I think it’s better to separate you.”

Alois, fuming, walked to the next room.

Joshua closed the door and examined the interior. The room was small and simply furnished, like all spaceship cabins, with a bed, a table, a chair, and a wardrobe. Nothing more.

He collapsed onto the bed, holding the black cat, gently stroking its smooth fur.

“If he hadn’t let go of me just now, I would have snapped his neck.” Joshua scratched the black cat’s chin. “Don’t you agree?”


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch5

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 5

“Captain! Welcome back!”

As soon as Joanna crawled out of the space shuttle, she was surrounded by enthusiastic crew members. She hugged everyone she could reach, but the crew seemed to think this was far from enough. People in the back kept trying to squeeze to the front, causing a small commotion.

“Captain, I missed you so much!”

“I missed you too.”

“Captain, you look thinner! Was the food in prison bad?”

“It wasn’t great.”

“Captain, can I get a hug?”

“Wipe the snot off your mustache first.”

“Captain, who are they?” A young crew member pointed warily at Joshua and Alois, who had just climbed out of the shuttle.

“Well…” Joanna stroked her chin. “This is a companion I met in prison, Joshua Planck, the assassin ‘Mourner’.”

The crowd let out a low murmur. “Did you hear that? He’s the Mourner?”

“Look at his eyes, the Abyssal Fire!”

“Oh my god, I can’t believe I’m seeing the Mourner live!”

Joshua crossed his arms. “I never agreed to join you.”

“Then we’ll have to throw you off the ship.”

“I was joking.”

Joanna nodded in satisfaction.

The crew member then pointed at Alois next to Joshua. “Who is he?”

The silver-haired assassin patted Alois on the shoulder. “He’s family.”

The female pirate raised an eyebrow. “I never heard you had family.”

“Just recognized.”

Alois brushed off Joshua’s hand. “Who the hell is your family?!”

“Then we’ll throw you off the ship.” The assassin glared at him.

Alois turned to Joanna. “Yes, I’m family.”

The female pirate’s eyes flashed with cold light. “What’s that on your neck? A cat fur scarf?”

Schrödinger, who was hanging around Joshua’s neck and pretending to be a scarf, flicked its tail and meowed at Joanna. The assassin took the cat down and held it in his arms. “I hope there’s no rule against having pets on board?”

“Oh, of course, you can have pets. We already have a dog, and now a cat too. Ah, I can foresee the ship will be… very lively.”

With that, the female pirate blew a loud whistle. There was a howl, and a golden retriever burst out from the crowd, pounced on Joanna, and put its paws on her shoulders.

“Good boy. Pavlov, you’ve gained weight again!” Joanna squeezed the dog’s paws. “Go meet your new friend!”

The dog happily walked over to Joshua and sniffed the black cat in his arms. “Woof woof!”

The black cat glanced at it coldly and curled back into the assassin’s embrace without a sound.

“Whine…” The dog lowered its head in disappointment.

Someone in the crowd stifled a laugh.

A clear male voice came from above. “Alright everyone, the time for reunion is always sweet and short. In 1 minute and 40 seconds, we will be blasted to bits by tactical satellites. If you don’t want to meet again in the afterlife, please return to your posts immediately. The ‘Lady of the Night’ is about to accelerate through the atmosphere. Fasten your seatbelts and be careful not to get flattened by the acceleration. Cleaning up that mess is a hassle…”

“Enough, Leonard! Would it kill you to say less?” The crew members complained, but nonetheless, they left the lower deck in an orderly manner. Some headed to the bridge, while others went to man the cannons. A young girl led Pavlov away. The dog looked back wistfully at Joanna and whined sadly at Schrödinger.

Alois immediately felt this ship was a terrifying place, where even the dog seemed to have depression.

The voice from above continued, “Mr. Joshua Planck and his family, please follow the glowing markers to the quarters prepared for you. Captain Joanna, please come to the bridge. Given your familiarity with the ship’s interior, I won’t light up the markers for you.”

The female pirate clicked her tongue and turned to Joshua. “Follow the markers. Keep an eye on your cat and family. Don’t let them wander off.”

“Am I the same as a cat?” Alois protested, but Joanna ignored him and climbed the spiral staircase to the bridge.

A green arrow lit up on the floor, pointing to an open door in the lower deck. Joshua freed one hand and tugged on Alois’ sleeve. “Let’s go.”

“Am I the same as a cat?” the angry “family” questioned again.

The assassin walked through the door, which led to a straight corridor, and another green arrow lit up on the floor. “Of course not,” he replied casually. “A cat can be eaten. Can you?”

Alois and Schrödinger shuddered in unison.

Joanna sprinted through the corridors of the Lady of the Night. To outsiders, these crisscrossing corridors would be a complex maze, and without glowing markers, they would definitely get lost. But Joanna had been running around the ship since she was a little girl; she knew the ship like her jewelry box. She knew where every fork led and where to turn for the best shortcuts. This advantage allowed her to reach the bridge at the same time as the previously departing crew members.

The 360-degree circular screen displayed the environment around the ship, with six control stations evenly distributed below the screen. In the center of the bridge was the command seat, a deep red chair resembling a queen’s throne. Joanna sat in the command seat and found not a speck of dust on the armrests. During her absence, the crew had carefully wiped the seat every day, as if the captain had never left.

Before the female pirate could express her joy at reuniting with her crew, the ship suddenly accelerated. The acceleration pushed Joanna deep into the seat. She cursed and fastened her seatbelt, then swiped her fingers in the air to bring up the holographic map of Hecate. Five blue dots floated around the round planet. Those were Hecate’s tactical satellites.

“20 seconds until control of the tactical satellites is lifted,” the voice above said.

“How long until we leave the satellite’s attack range?” Joanna asked.

“About 30 seconds,” the voice replied.

The captain held her forehead. “10 seconds is enough for us to be blasted a hundred times.”

“I can activate the manual evasive system. But to save energy, I need to disable the gravity grid.”

“Manual evasion, Leo,” Joanna ordered. “If we survive this, you can play whatever TV show you want during dinner.”

“You’re the most understanding captain in the universe!” the voice above cheered.

Joshua followed the green arrows through the vein-like corridors. Alois, trailing behind him, repeatedly doubted if they were going in circles.

“How long until we get there?” he complained in a low voice.

“At your speed, maybe in your next life.” The wall beside them suddenly spoke, and Alois’s hair stood on end. “Gravity grid disabled, manual evasive system activated. The ship may shake violently. Grab onto something solid. I don’t want to send a robot to clean blood off the ceiling.”

Alois felt a lightness in his body. Although it wasn’t zero gravity, the loss of weight made him slightly nauseous. Alois Lagrange hadn’t lived in zero gravity space for many years. The last time he experienced it was in military school drills.

Schrödinger let out a screech. The black cat, born and raised on Hecate, fell into a state of panic. This made Alois feel a sense of superiority.

Joshua held the black cat tight, mumbling in some strange dialect (Alois caught the words “God”, “hell”, and “death”, guessing it was either a prayer or a curse), then suddenly looked up. “Damn, the tactical satellites have started attacking.”


Kinky Thoughts:

Creative names for their pets. Schrödinger is named after Schrödinger’s cat, while Pavlov is named after Pavlov’s dog (classical conditioning).


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch4

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4

Alois Lagrange glared at the bed board of the upper bunk. His bunkmate had been tossing and turning all night, disturbing his rest as well.

“Are you not used to the bed?” He finally couldn’t hold back any longer. “Stop rolling around! Even if you can’t sleep, I need to!”

“It’s my first time in prison. Can’t I have one sleepless night?” Joshua turned over again. “Talk to me, or I’ll keep thinking random thoughts.”

“What are you thinking about?”

“About whether I’ll die here.” The assassin’s eyes shone brightly in the dark. He stared motionlessly into the darkness, as if there were hidden enemies there. But in reality, there was nothing. It was just a wall. The wall had a window through which you could see the starry sky outside, sparkling like diamonds. “If I die… then there’s nothing. From nothing, ultimately returning to nothing.”

“I think you need to see a psychiatrist.”

Joshua scratched Schrödinger’s chin, and the black cat purred contentedly. The assassin’s eyes searched the darkness but found nothing.

“I’m very afraid of death,” he said. “I’ve been sentenced to 530 years. By the time my sentence is up, there won’t even be bones left. I’m afraid I’ll spend my entire life in prison. I still have a lot of things to do. I can’t die.”

Alois yawned. “You’re really tough. Only you in all of Hecate have a longer sentence than mine. I got 230 years for murder. But I was framed. What about you?”

“I killed a lot of people. I’m an assassin.”

“Uh-huh. I used to be a member of the Royal Guard.” Alois wiped away the tears that came from his drowsiness. Suddenly, something flashed through his mind, fast as a bullet, so fast that he couldn’t catch it before it slipped away.

Joshua asked, “You said you were framed?”

“Absolutely. I was assigned to protect the prince’s lover, but she was killed by an assassin sent by the Duke, and I was framed. Can you understand that?”

“Of course. You’re a pawn in a political struggle.” Joshua stared intently at the window. The starlight was bright, but all he could see was the darkness under the starlight. Everything was dark—darkness was everywhere, and darkness followed like a shadow. He had to quickly find a topic to distract himself, or he’d be swallowed by the inner darkness. “Don’t you want to clear your name and restore your honor? In Hecate, you can’t do anything but be forgotten.”

Hecate was like a ship drifting in the vast universe, unable to contact the outside world and without a destination, blindly sailing into the depths of the star dust.

“Oh, of course I do,” Alois said irritably. “But I’m just a small fry, and my opponents are the Queen, the Duke, and the huge monster of politics. In front of them, I’m like a powerless baby.”

“The first consul of Neo Athens once said, ‘Whoever has power has the right to speak.'”

“Do you have power?”

“I…”

Before the words were out, a “click” was heard, and the cell door lit up with a green light and slowly opened.

“What’s going on?” Alois walked to the door and peered outside. The prison was laid out like rows of matchboxes, and now every box had its door open.

A head popped out from the neighboring cell. “What’s happening? A fire drill?”

The cellmate said, “Maybe the warden lost his cat again? Remember last time he woke us all up for a carpet search? Nearly killed us!”

“No,” Joshua’s denial came from behind. He jumped to the ground, leaned against the iron bars on the window, and revealed a look of eager longing. “No…”

Alois walked over to him. “What?”

“Look, the sky.”

At first, Alois saw nothing, just the usual night sky. But soon, he noticed a few stars missing from the starry sky. It was as if there was a hole in the star-filled night curtain—not a hole, but stars being obscured by something. That thing must be huge, maybe a ship. But that’s impossible! Hecate has five tactical satellites that monitor every inch of the planet around the clock. If there were an invasion, it would be turned into a meteor before entering the atmosphere.

“God! Have the Federation dogs finally attacked Hecate?”

“It’s not the Federation!” Joshua dropped this sentence and then dashed out the door like lightning.

“Come back! Are you crazy?” Alois had no time to stop his mad behavior and followed him out.

The silver-haired man sprinted down the corridor, shouting as he ran, “What are you waiting for? Run! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!”

The prison was in an uproar. The inmates finally realized this wasn’t a drill, nor was the warden playing around. Hecate’s central computer had lost control, and every door was open for them. Someone took the lead and shouted, and soon each matchbox was pouring out a few people, more and more, forming rivers and seas, shouting as they rushed towards the main gate of the prison.

Several night-shift guards waved their batons, trying to drive the crowd back to their cells. “Get back, you scum!” A prisoner grabbed one of the guards from behind, but another snatched the baton, and hit the guard on the head.

“Riot! It’s a riot!” The captain of the guards took out his walkie-talkie and shouted to the central control room, but the response was a piece of lyrical singing by the galactic diva Camilla. “Damn it! The computer’s been hacked!”

Alois followed Joshua closely, afraid of losing him. Luckily, the assassin’s silver hair was particularly noticeable in the dim prison.

“Come back, Joshua Planck! You’re inciting a riot!” he shouted.

Joshua slowed his steps, looked back at Alois. “Don’t you want to escape? Do you want to rot in here?”

“I don’t want to be a fugitive!”

“At least if you get out, you’ll have a chance! Stay here, and there’s nothing!” Joshua extended a hand, as if inviting him.

He had only one second to think. In that second, many images flashed through Alois’s mind. He thought of the innocent Miss Leia, who had been brutally murdered at home; he thought of the timid but kind Prince Annot, who always stood with his sister, Princess Alveira, in his memories; he thought of the letter from Caspar last month, which read: [My friend, how are you in Hecate? At last month’s reunion, I met our old school beauty…]

Alois grasped Joshua’s hand.

The assassin pulled him into a sprint. They squeezed through the frenzied crowd, rushed out the door, and onto the empty playground outside the cell block. Many people were already crossing the playground toward the helipad. Guards, woken from their sleep, were firing beam guns into the crowd. A few prisoners fell, hit by the beams, while more continued forward, trampling over the fallen.

Joshua didn’t head towards the helipad but instead ran toward the women’s cell block. The spaceship that obscured the starlight hovered right above the women’s prison.

“Lagrange! Stop!” A guard’s warning came from behind.

“Don’t look back!” Joshua tightened his grip on Alois’s hand.

A laser beam grazed Alois’s arm. He grunted, enduring the searing pain, and kept up with the assassin. Another beam narrowly missed him, and Alois wanted to crouch down and surrender, but Joshua’s firm grip wouldn’t let him break free.

“Damn it! If I die here, I’ll haunt you!”

“Feel free!”

The women’s prison was right in front of them, but Alois saw, with despair, a high wall blocking their path. The wall was topped with electrified barbed wire, and it looked too smooth and sturdy to climb.

They stopped before the wall. The footsteps behind them indicated that several guards had followed. Alois didn’t dare turn around. He knew several guns were pointed at his back, ready to fire if he made any sudden moves.

“You’re trapped! Surrender now!” a guard shouted.

“Joshua…” Alois glanced sideways at his cellmate. The silver-haired assassin was staring dreamily at the starry sky.

The guard shouted again, “Hands on your heads! Squat down! Now, I’ll count to three!”

“One!”

“Hurry…” Joshua’s lips moved.

“Two!”

“I’m here…”

“Three!”

From behind the wall, a small spacecraft rose—a “Gondola” model made in Neo Venice. The Gondola shone a bright light, blinding the guards. Alois shielded his eyes from the painful brightness.

The Gondola flew over the wall. Its hatch opened, and a woman leaned out, showing a wild smile. “Good evening, Mr. Mourner.”

“For an assassin, the day is just beginning!”

The woman extended her hand. “Come on up!”

Joshua gave Alois a push. “You first!”

Alois, bewildered, grabbed the woman’s arm, and she pulled him into the Gondola’s cabin. Joshua then jumped up and climbed aboard.

Laughing, the woman lifted the craft, not even closing the transparent hatch. The howling night wind rushed into the cabin. Alois would never forget this scene: under the starlight, the woman’s red hair blew in the wind like flames, like a blood-stained flag fluttering. And Joshua Planck was pressed against him, the golden rings around his pupils shining like the light of the star.

“Rejoice, boys! We’re free!” The woman sang as the Gondola rose higher and higher, leaving the rioting prison and frantic guards far below. It flew like a bird towards the spaceship darker than the night above them.


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Charlie’s Book Ch198

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 198

Unfortunately, Arnie’s frantic dash and fall onto the pile of leaves had made quite a noise, which was conspicuous in the otherwise silent woods. Charlie picked him up, trying to leave the area as quickly as possible, but after running a few steps, he abruptly stopped. The inertia caused both of them to fall to the ground.

A deep pit had appeared without warning right in front of them. If Charlie hadn’t stopped in time, they would have fallen right in. But what caught his eye first wasn’t the pit—it was the sudden burst of magical light characteristic of elf magic. It was a deep green, distinctly different from the toad-like green of certain dark magics.

Charlie felt this situation was very troublesome. If their opponent was truly an elf, their chances of winning were slim. Elves lived much longer than humans, so even a young-looking elf could have been practicing magic for longer than any elderly human grandmages. Moreover, elves were naturally superior in physical abilities, with almost all of them being born warriors. If Charlie were alone, he might take a chance, but with Arnie here…

He heard a small noise behind him. Charlie got up, seeing three people swiftly approaching through the leaves, their footsteps nearly silent. One of them was being dragged, seemingly unconscious, and it was his feet scraping the ground that made the sound.

Charlie pursed his lips and tightened his grip on Arnie’s hand. Sensing his nervousness, Arnie remained silent, hiding half his body behind Charlie.

The approaching figures were tall, with fair skin and striking green eyes, but no pointed ears.

“Who?” One of them spoke, addressing his companions rather than Charlie and Arnie.

Charlie felt a twinge in his head. The newcomers were speaking Southern Elvish. Arnie’s eyes widened as he recognized the unconscious man being dragged—it was his “uncle” Alger.

Alger looked nothing like the confident man from the day before. His shirt was dirty and wrinkled, and his pants were covered in mud, as if he’d spent the past half hour rolling on the ground. His limbs were limp, but his eyes were open, and he was somewhat conscious.

Seeing Arnie, Alger instinctively struggled. Charlie realized this was bad. Unfortunately, he couldn’t stop Alger from shouting out to Arnie, who responded with disdain.

The man holding Alger shook him, making him cry out. Another man stepped forward, staring at Arnie.

“Dwight?” he asked in Common.

Charlie assessed the situation. Alfred was nowhere in sight, and shouting for him was more likely to provoke these men than to call for help. He spread one hand, palm up, to show he was unarmed, while keeping a tight grip on Arnie with the other.

“We’re just passing through, sirs,” Charlie said humbly. “We mean no trouble.”

“That’s Dwight’s son!” Alger, eager to clear himself, said quickly. “My nephew, Arnie. Arnie, come to your uncle…”

Arnie wasn’t stupid. He hid further behind Charlie, avoiding eye contact with Alger.

“Dwight emblem,” the closer man said to his companion, noticing the emblem on Arnie’s clothes.

“Take them.” The man holding Alger dropped him and advanced towards Charlie and Arnie.

Alger, now free, immediately ran in the opposite direction, despite the pain from his minor wounds. He was confident that the presence of a Dwight would keep the attention off him, allowing him to escape.

Feeling no one chasing him, Alger ran faster, relieved. This forest wasn’t very large. He would soon be out—

A clod of dirt hit Alger on the head with surprising force. Already panicked, the blow made him stumble, almost falling over as dizziness set in.

Is someone chasing me? He clutched his head, trying to shake off the ringing in his ears.

“Hmm?”

Alfred approached quickly, taking a moment to recognize Alger.

Alfred was a knight of rank. Although Alger was a noble by birth, he had no title himself. Unlike Elaby, Alfred didn’t feel obliged to be overly polite to these relatives, even out of respect for the Duchess.

He walked up, appearing casual. “What’s going on?”

Alfred had heard the commotion from a distance, initially thinking it was something suspicious. But upon closer inspection, it was just someone running wildly through the forest, looking quite deranged.

Alger, realizing it was a Brandenburg Knight, felt guilty and stammered, unable to speak coherently.

Alfred scrutinized him. At first, he thought Alger had been chased by a wild animal, explaining his disheveled state. But the small, precise wounds on Alger’s body weren’t from rolling on the ground. Remembering why he had come into the forest, Alfred’s expression darkened. “What happened?”

“Ah… nothing, nothing happened,” Alger pleaded. “Can we just go back? Please?”

Alfred squinted, looking in the direction Alger had come from. “Who did you meet?”

Alger’s panicked expression confirmed Alfred’s suspicions: there were intruders in the forest. Oscar and he had sensed something wrong, and it wasn’t Alger who posed no real threat but someone or something else.

“Really, no one,” Alger insisted, knowing Alfred would be furious if he found out he had tried to use Arnie as a distraction to escape. “I’m feeling unwell. If you don’t go, I’ll go back myself.”

“No.” Alfred grabbed Alger by the collar and effortlessly dragged him along. “You’re coming with me to see.”

“No!” Alger struggled violently. “You can’t fight the elves!”

“Elves? What elves?” Alfred stopped, suspicious. “Those things have been extinct for ages.”

“They’re very vengeful! They’ll take me with them too!” Alger shouted in despair.

The next second, Alfred’s hand gripped his throat like a vise.

“You said ‘take with them’.” The usually smiling knight’s expression turned especially cold. “Who else did they take?”

Alger was no match for Alfred—naturally stubborn and weak-willed, he wasn’t a person of strong resolve. When his life was threatened, Alger would do anything, including betraying others and himself.

“I didn’t know they’d follow me here.” Dragged around twice in one day, Alger felt like his insides were going to be squeezed out of his mouth. He mumbled, “They’re elves, incredibly fast. They might already be out of Lemena by now… Ah!”

Alfred’s punch landed squarely on Alger’s face. Alger let out a short cry and collapsed like a noodle.

The area was deserted. Alfred meticulously inspected the surroundings, even turning over fallen leaves on the ground. Finally, near a pine tree, he found what he was looking for: two pieces of handmade candy.

These were the snacks prepared for Arnie by the maids at the pavilion. Even before his birth, the Duke and Duchess had hired a special confectioner for him, and even the candy wrappers were unique to Brandenburg. Just half an hour ago, Alfred himself had eaten a piece.

He put the candy in his pocket and looked around. The soil and leaves in several places were messy, as if someone had fallen there, but there was no trace of blood.

Whether Alger’s talk of elves was true or not, at least for now, Arnie’s life wasn’t in immediate danger. Although the elves were warlike, they weren’t bloodthirsty, and they had a high tolerance for innocent younglings, even human ones—after all, younglings were younglings.

Although the Young Master rarely showed an innocent side, given his intelligence and noble upbringing, he should be capable of using cuteness to save his life.

But why elves?

Alfred turned to look at the unconscious Alger, his anger barely contained.

……

“What did you say?” Priscilla stood up abruptly from the sofa, the sudden movement causing a bout of dizziness. Ignoring it, she took two steps forward, nearly losing her composure. “What do you mean, Arnie is missing?”

Her aunt, who was sitting opposite her, turned pale when she saw Alger being dragged in by Alfred, the pallor breaking through her makeup.

Her lips trembled as she wanted to check on her husband’s condition, but Alfred’s intimidating presence kept her frozen in place.

“Get Albert and Gray to interrogate this guy,” Alfred said to the shocked Elaby. “It’s probably their mess.”

Elaby, snapping back to his senses, looked at the trembling woman on the sofa. Without needing a word, two young footmen stepped forward to escort her away.

“Lock them all in the tower,” Elaby ordered sternly. “Seal the windows, and no one is to approach them until the Duke returns.”

Priscilla hadn’t noticed Elaby’s commands. She ran to Alfred, hoping that her little brother would suddenly appear from behind him. Alfred supported her, noticing her whole body trembling. It had only been a minute since he entered, and Priscilla was already in tears.

“Where is Arnie?” she shouted at Alfred. “Where is my brother? I told you to watch him! Alfred! I told you to watch him!”

Alfred knelt on one knee on the carpet, quickly explaining the situation while wiping her tears.

“Elven magic is more potent in natural environments. It’s hard to detect immediately in the woods. Young Master Arnie left two pieces of candy. I think he meant that Oscar was taken with him.”

Priscilla became more distressed. “He’s just a novelist! If—if he could protect Arnie, how could he be taken too?”

What she didn’t say was that Oscar was just someone hired by Elaby with a generous payment to accompany the children. His loyalty and sense of responsibility couldn’t compare to others. She could trust anyone else to protect her brother with their life, but for heaven’s sake, Oscar hadn’t even received his first paycheck yet!

Alfred thought that Oscar wasn’t as simple as he seemed, but seeing Priscilla crying so hard, he didn’t want to upset her further.

“This is my fault,” he assured her. “They left less than an hour ago. We still have a chance to catch up. We need to identify the intruders and their purpose. You know Albert’s skills. He will extract the truth quickly.”

“Once we find Arnie, I will accept any punishment. But until then, he may be waiting for us to rescue him. Please, hold back your tears, and let’s think of a plan. He must be very scared now.”

Priscilla took several deep breaths but couldn’t stop crying. She gulped down a glass of water and said, “Elaby, write a letter immediately. Have the butler send it to the capital. They need to know what happened.”

Even if her parents blamed her, Priscilla had no other choice but to seek their help.

Elaby left quickly. Two maids held Priscilla, comforting her and fearing that her body wouldn’t withstand the shock.

But Alfred’s words reminded her that without their parents, if even the elder sister panicked, Arnie would have no one to rely on. Priscilla forced herself to drink another glass of water and said, “Get another person to interrogate my good aunt. Make sure Alger tells the truth. From her reaction, she’s clearly involved.”

“You said there’s elven magic in the forest,” Priscilla, still hiccuping from crying, said to Alfred. “But this race disappeared long ago. If the stories of their retreat to Paradise are false, they wouldn’t easily leave their seclusion to contact humans.”

For a child, Priscilla was strong. Alfred himself hadn’t recovered as quickly in the forest. He handed the two pieces of candy Arnie had left behind to her.

“Elven magic isn’t exclusive to elves. Some mages who are naturally attuned to nature can also learn their spells,” Alfred explained. “If it is truly elves, that’s good. Elves rarely harm children or pregnant women, as it goes against their beliefs. Moreover, Arnie is innocent. Revenge and anger aren’t typical elven behaviors.”

Priscilla, well-versed in history, knew Alfred wasn’t just making this up to comfort her.

“What if they’re pretending to be elves?” Priscilla couldn’t hide her worry.

“Those who are cruel and bloodthirsty can’t learn elven magic,” Alfred reassured. “Because it’s a power of healing.”

He lifted Priscilla into the carriage, staying behind to await the interrogation results. Elaby, meanwhile, hurried back to Brandenburg on horseback to use the communication point in the Duke’s study. If they acted quickly, the capital would receive news of the heir’s disappearance by morning.


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