Beyond the Galaxy Ch16

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 16

“This is Neo Venice Spaceport Control Center. Please identify yourself and state your purpose.”

Shortly after the pitch-black Lady of the Night finished its warp, it entered the Lalage star system. Less than a tenth of a light-year from Neo Venice, the ship received a transmission from the planet.

“This is the Lady of the Night,” Leonard signaled to the control center. “Requesting to dock for ship repairs and maintenance.”

“Lady of the Night, owned by Joanna Begrel, a most wanted criminal in the entire galaxy,” the female operator at the control center said. “According to the Free City-State ‘Non-Interference Agreement’, you are permitted to dock. Please proceed to berth 115.”

“Thank you for the permission.”

Leo released control of the Lady of the Night, allowing the spaceport’s computer to guide the ship into dock.

Neo Venice, the second planet of the Lalage star system, was 97% covered by oceans, with the remaining 3% being scattered islands rather than continuous landmasses. When the first colonizers arrived, the accompanying geologists predicted that these islands would continue to subside and disappear beneath the sea in forty thousand years.

A planet mostly covered by oceans, so similar to the mother planet Earth. The colonizers began to build their new home here. They drilled into the stable bedrock of the seabed, erecting massive steel pillars and layering foundations until they rose above the sea surface. Then architects and planners designed cities on these foundations. They allowed crisscrossing sea currents to flow through the city’s streets and alleys, connecting each building with distinctive bridges. Below the bridges, above the waterways, were spacious roads for aircraft. This city later became the largest spaceport on Neo Venice.

Additionally, ecological engineers wove local aquatic plants and corals together with lightweight metal boats to create mobile islands. Settled colonizers drove these islands, chasing currents and fish schools, beginning a nomadic life on the sea.

Technological exchanges with Neo Athens caused Neo Venice’s shipbuilding technology to advance rapidly, making it the center for the development and manufacture of new spacecraft within the Free City-States in a century. One of Neo Athens’s three space carriers was even built here. Neo Venice’s concept space shuttles became status symbols for the Empire’s nobility, while the “Phantom of the Opera” series fighters were cutting-edge products piloted only by ace pilots in various air forces.

The blue water city was always a distant dream for Alois. He thought he would never step onto the metal walkways of Neo Venice in his lifetime. Now, the dream had become a nearby landing lift.

“Hey.” Someone behind him gave him a push. “Are you going or not? If not, don’t block the way.”

Alois timidly stepped aside. The captain and her stern financial manager, Mrs. Mota, walked by side by side. The pirate woman wore a fine linen shirt paired with dark brown leather pants and knee-high boots, with a high-speed vibrating dagger at her waist, looking like a medieval mercenary leader, yet behaving like a high school girl. She twisted her shoulders as she pleaded with Mrs. Mota, “Bard, just one! We can definitely afford it!”

Mrs. Mota pushed her glasses up her nose with her middle finger and coldly refused. “Don’t even think about it.”

Joanna let out a sorrowful wail, drooping her head like the heartbroken Pavlov. Truly like master, like dog, Alois thought.

The Lady of the Night had been traveling through space for several standard months, without docking for a long time. The crew, missing the feeling of solid ground, took the lift to leave the ship, ready to enjoy the bright sunshine and fresh air of Neo Venice, and the exotic men and women of Star Ocean while the ship was being repaired. After several trips of the lift, the once-crowded boarding bay was now empty, leaving only Alois. He hesitated for a long time but couldn’t muster the courage to get on the lift.

He didn’t know what was wrong with him. Maybe after being in a closed environment for too long, he had become afraid of the outside world.

“Hmph! Foolish humans!” Leo’s voice came. The AI’s hologram was squatting by the lift, looking out mournfully. “You guys are heartless, enjoying yourselves outside, leaving me alone here.” He pounded the cabin wall. “I have to handle the procurement,” he pounded again, “maintain the ship,” another pound, “negotiate deals,” a fourth pound, “take care of the animals,” and finally pounded the floor hard, “diligently, without complaint, yet without pay or vacation!”

“But you don’t need those things,” Alois said.

Leo slowly turned his head, as if noticing him for the first time. “Oh, Alois, are you planning to stay and keep me company? I’m so touched!” Tears seemed to well up in the AI’s eyes.

I never planned that! Alois was about to retort when he was suddenly interrupted. “He doesn’t have time.”

Joshua Planck arrived late. His eyes had changed from their original black-gold color to pure black, probably due to contact lenses. The delay, however, didn’t make the assassin hurry. He leisurely walked to Alois and then pulled him into the lift.

“Work hard, Leo.” The assassin waved goodbye to the AI as they descended.

“Scram! Don’t come back!” Leo’s angry shout faded above them.

The lift was slightly wider than an elevator but still enclosed within the ship. Alois moved closer to Joshua, carefully holding one of his hands. The assassin’s face was expressionless, whether truly calm or just pretending.

“Is it okay to leave Leo alone?”

“He’s just putting on a show. He actually prefers being alone,” Joshua said lightly. “I bet he’s now hacking the spaceport’s surveillance system, laughing, ‘Foolish humans, the whole ship is mine!'”

Alois rubbed his forehead helplessly. How could such a perverse AI be on this ship! Then he thought, why is Joshua so sure of what Leo is doing? “You know Leo well?” He looked sideways, not realizing his tone had a hint of jealousy.

“Can you stop talking like that? Jealous of an AI?” Joshua ruffled his hair. “We’ve finally arrived in Neo Venice…”

The lift detached from the ship, descending slowly on a cable. Alois opened his eyes wide. The slightly salty sea breeze, mixed with the ocean’s unique scent, filled his nostrils. Before him was a scene of pure blue—white clouds floating in the azure sky with golden sunlight shining through the clouds, reflecting gently on the dark blue sea. The endless ocean extended in all directions, with faint sails visible on the distant horizon.

Between the sea and sky lay a city of steel. Tall buildings stood like a forest on the sea, their metal facades reflecting the ocean’s color, making the entire city appear in a soft blue-gray. Varied-width bridges connected the towering buildings, with no land beneath—only rivers of sea water, making the city seem like a unified whole through a delicate balance.

The piers extended radially from the city, connecting to eight docks. The vast ocean provided perfect berths for incoming ships. The Lady of the Night was docked at one of them.

The lift landed steadily. Joshua pulled the dazed Alois out through the fence and walked towards the entry point along the narrow pier. The sea water crashed against the metal ground beneath their feet, making a roaring sound. White-winged seabirds flapped overhead, flying low over the sea, stirring up splashes.

“…Finally in Neo Venice,” Joshua said, brushing his wind-blown silver hair and naturally linking arms with Alois. “Let’s relax and enjoy ourselves.”


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Beyond the Galaxy Interlude 1

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Interlude 1

Neo Athens. Once an inconspicuous colonial planet on the border between the Empire and the Federation, it transformed into the academic and technological center of the galaxy due to the remodeling efforts of Earth exiles who crossed a thousand years of time.

Two hundred years ago, the third group of Earth exiles landed on Neo Athens. Unlike the politically ambitious first two groups, they were the most elite scientists and technicians from Old Earth, bringing with them the pinnacle of lost Earth technology—advanced artificial intelligence. They built a city on Neo Athens, managed by three advanced AIs—Beatrice, Mona Lisa, and David. To protect their new homeland, they built three space carriers named after Greek philosophers—Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle. To spread civilization, they established the Neo Athens Academy, welcoming anyone eager to pursue knowledge.

Two hundred years have passed, and Neo Athens has become a bright star on the galaxy’s frontier, symbolizing the light of civilization and technology.

Lina looked up at the holographic clock floating above the Neo Athens Academy. It rotated clockwise, with the outer ring showing galactic standard time and the inner ring displaying Neo Athens planetary time. It was still daylight, and the holographic clock seemed to blend with the azure sky. When night fell, it would become a dazzling halo above the academy, outshining all stars, symbolizing that human technology would one day dominate the galaxy and illuminate the universe.

Whenever Lina looked at the holographic clock, she felt a surge of pride. As a citizen of Neo Athens, this pride was almost innate. Especially since Lina had entered the academy’s core, working as the secretary to the dean and serving the city-state. Although the work was tedious and busy.

Now, Lina hurried through the white archways reminiscent of ancient Greece, unable to return the greetings of the students who greeted her. The sound of her velour robe rustled against her ankles. She was heading to the academy’s third greenhouse, which wasn’t open to the public because it belonged to Neo Athens’ first governor, Giorgione. Two hundred years ago, Giorgione led the third group of Earth exiles to Neo Athens and was elected the first governor, diligently serving until his retirement. At seventy years old, he was considered elderly by human standards, and most of his companions had passed away. Giorgione was unwilling to die. “I can’t die yet,” he told the doctors. “Kester hasn’t arrived. He won’t abandon us. I believe one day he will come to the colony, to Neo Athens, and join us.”

So he entered cryosleep. The nitrogen-filled sleep pod slowed his aging, a method people used to endure long space travels before the invention of warp engines. Giorgione woke up once a month to receive reports on the latest happenings in the galaxy from the dean’s secretary.

In the third greenhouse, thousands of Old Earth plants thrived, creating a lush, vibrant scene. The former governor, who had survived two hundred years in cryosleep, sat under a cluster of vines, holding a white porcelain teacup decorated with light blue totems. His sparse white hair and deteriorating vision required him to wear resin glasses, and even then, he had to squint to see the television in front of him.

“Good morning, Lord Giorgione,” Lina bowed with her hands folded in her sleeves.

The old man trembled as he turned his head, staring at Lina for a long while. “Good morning, Terry,” he said. Terry was the name of the previous secretary, and the old man could never tell her apart from Lina. After many failed attempts to correct him, Lina decided to go along with it. “Yes. You look well.”

“Not bad. It’s a nice day.” The old man smiled slightly, glancing at the holographic clock against the clear sky. “I wish Kester could see this.”

Kester, the legendary scientist from Old Earth and the father of advanced artificial intelligence, chose to stay on the dying Earth to continue his unfinished research. Giorgione admired him greatly and always believed that Kester would complete his research and, with results to awe the universe, travel to the colonies and reunite with his companions—though now Giorgione was the only one left.

“Terry, any news lately?”

“Nothing major. The Empire and the Federation are still at war. Neo Venice has developed a new type of fighter, said to be faster than the Godot Type II.”

“Faster than the Godot Type II?” The old man turned his head. “Then no one in the universe can pilot it.”

“Oh, and the impregnable prison planet Hecate had an escapee.” This could be considered a significant recent event, though almost no one in Neo Athens cared.

Giorgione seemed very interested. “Really? I said back then that building that place was pointless…” He waved his hand as if shooing flies. “But escaping from there is no easy feat.”

Lina nodded. “Yes. One of the escapees is Joanna Begrel. Do you remember her?”

The old man frowned, seemingly unable to recall who Joanna was. After all, he had lived too long, and Joanna was just a young girl to him. Lina pointed to the television, where the Empire’s wanted notice appeared, showing the portraits of three escapees. “You’ll remember her when you see her face.”

The old man stared at the red-haired pirate’s photo. “Ah… yes… I remember. Isn’t she the crazy girl who wanted us to build a ship?” He turned to the other two photos. “Who are they?”

Lina explained, “The dark-haired man is a murderer, a former member of the Imperial Royal Guard who betrayed the royal family and assassinated the prince’s mistress.”

“Hmm…” The former governor mused. “He looks young, but why do I find him familiar?”

The secretary smiled weakly. “You must be mistaken. I swear you’ve never met him.”

“Really?” The old man was doubtful. “And the third escapee…?”

“He’s The Mourner, a famous assassin known across the galaxy. He…”

Lina didn’t finish her sentence. The old man suddenly stood up, almost springing to his feet, the teacup falling to the ground with a crisp sound.

“My God! Lord above!” The former governor excitedly pointed at the photo of the silver-haired man on the television. “Isn’t that Kester?!” He grabbed Lina’s sleeve, trembling. “See, I was right! Kester has finally arrived! He’s finally here!”


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch15

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 15

“Ibb, like me, had never seen a cat before,” Joshua said as they walked into the elevator. “He loves small animals. He once had a goldfish, but he overfed it, and it died.”

The elevator doors slowly closed. “Since when did you get so close to him?” Alois said with jealousy.

The assassin raised an eyebrow but was interrupted before he could speak. “Alright, alright, you can be friends with whoever you want. It’s none of my business.”

Joshua couldn’t help but laugh. He reached out and ruffled Alois’s hair. “Are you angry again?”

“No!”

“Ibb knows a lot about firearms, so we talked for a long time.”

Both of them stared straight ahead, not looking at each other. The elevator shook slightly as it descended.

“You…” Alois stole a glance at the assassin. “You don’t have to explain to me. We’re…”

Snap!

The elevator made a grating sound and stopped. The lights above flickered a few times before going out. The small space was plunged into darkness, with only an emergency light emitting a faint glow.

“Hey, hey, no way! It’s broken?” Alois furiously pressed the emergency alarm button, but there was no response. “Leo? Leo, can you hear me?” He shouted at the wall, but there was no reply. It seemed the elevator’s circuitry had malfunctioned, cutting off the AI’s connection. “We’re screwed. We have to wait for Leo’s self-check system to detect the problem.” Alois crossed his arms and impatiently knocked on the metal wall.

The breathing behind him suddenly became heavier.

Alois turned around to see Joshua hunched in the corner, one hand tightly gripping the other, as if trying to stop himself from doing something uncontrollable.

“Joshua? What’s wrong?” The young man took a step forward.

“Don’t come near me!” the assassin growled.

“Are you alright?”

“Don’t come near…” The voice grew softer. Joshua’s breathing became more rapid. He looked around in terror, as if there were enemies hiding in the small elevator. In fact, it was something like that. Darkness was his enemy.

Alois was completely confused. Joshua seemed to be in bad shape. His face was pale, looking as if he might collapse at any moment. Was this what they called… “Claustrophobia?”

“Now that you know, stop bothering me!” Joshua glared at him fiercely, though without much intimidation. “Talk about something to distract me. Anything!”

Alois scratched his head, searching his mind for recent stories he had heard. “Uh… The captain has Leo take Pavlov for a run every day, from the bow to the stern, to help the dog lose weight.”

“Keep going!”

“Leo found a box of plastic pellets in the cargo hold. They can be used as litter for Schrödinger. When we get to Neo Venice, we can buy better ones.”

“What else?”

“And… Joshua,” Alois cautiously took a small step forward, “if you’re scared, you can lean on me.” The assassin said nothing, so the young man boldly took his hand. Joshua’s hand was cold and sweaty, showing how frightened he really was.

Being so scared like this. Alois couldn’t help but smile. Like a child.

But his satisfaction didn’t last long. Joshua suddenly pressed him against the wall, gripping his chin tightly and kissing him fiercely.

“…Mmph!”

It wasn’t a gentle kiss at all. The assassin forcefully pried open his teeth, wildly exploring every inch of his mouth, suppressing his tongue, swirling around, and capturing every breath. It wasn’t until Alois was almost suffocating that the hold loosened slightly. He took a breath, only to be hit by another stormy kiss.

Joshua had found a perfect way to distract himself. Kissing Alois allowed him to temporarily abandon all worries, discard the darkness of the past and the haunting memories. The deeper the kiss, the clearer his mind became. The idea that a killer could be afraid of the dark sounded like a joke, but it was true. Throughout his long career, Joshua had faced the darkness more than once. In that oppressive fear, he forced himself to complete tasks as quickly as possible (which made his clients very happy). Whenever he was in a confined space, thoughts of bloodshed and slaughter surfaced, and his targets became his objects of destruction. After bouts of frantic and precise killing, Joshua often felt like he had walked through hell and climbed out of a grave.

Mourner. Sometimes he wasn’t sure whose death he was mourning.

But now, he had to restrain his destructive impulses. This wasn’t a slaughterhouse, and the person next to him wasn’t a target. He couldn’t hurt Alois or alleviate his inner turmoil through inflicting pain.

He chose to kiss. Perhaps a bit roughly, but with good intentions. After the initial frenzy, Joshua slowed down, no longer forceful, instead kissing gently. Alois even responded a few times, which eased Joshua’s guilt. At least Alois didn’t resist or hate him.

So when the diligent mechanic Ibb Descartes pried open the elevator door with a wrench, he saw this scene: Joshua pressing Alois against the wall, kissing him passionately. Alois was blushing, unable to move, allowing the assassin to do as he pleased.

Clang. The wrench fell to the ground. Ibb stepped back, stammering, “Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt.”

The two didn’t separate. Joshua turned slightly, throwing a cold glare, the golden rings around his black pupils burning like flames. Ibb finally understood what the “Abyssal Flame” described: terrifying eyes. He picked up the wrench and stumbled away.

Alois pushed Joshua away, finally breathing in fresh air. The feeling of suffocation was terrible. Well, not the worst. “Ibb saw… He saw everything…” He felt the need to explain to the mechanic to avoid any misunderstandings. Wait, what misunderstandings? Misunderstandings were good! He wished everyone on the ship thought he and Joshua were a couple!

“I’ll go explain to him,” Joshua said.

“No, no, no!” Alois hurriedly stopped him. “Don’t. The more you explain, the worse it gets. Explaining is just covering up, covering up means it’s true. So it’s best not to explain anything!” He lied without a hitch.

“Hmm…” The assassin pondered for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

Alois sighed in relief.

Later, neither of them went to explain to Ibb, even though their reasons were quite different, the result was the same.

As for Ibb Descartes, the witness, he had a completely different perspective.

“You know, I always thought there was something off about Alois and Joshua’s relationship,” Ibb said one day in the maintenance bay, worriedly speaking to Leo. “I saw them kissing in the elevator, but Alois seemed very unwilling. It was clear Joshua was forcing him. I know life on the ship is boring, but that doesn’t justify sexual violence against a companion, right?”

“…” Even the wise AI Leo didn’t know how to respond to such a deep and complex issue.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch14

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 14

“Fran calling Doro, please respond if you hear me.”

A companion’s call echoed in his ears. Alois pressed the communication button, his eyes never leaving the screen. “My name is not Doro. Thank you.”

“Doro is such a cute name. What don’t you like about it?”

“Everything!”

“Let’s duel!”

Alois instantly felt drained. This was the third time today.

Before he joined, there were four pilots on the Lady of the Night: three of them were triplet siblings, and the last one was Joanna. The captain was always busy with many affairs and rarely participated in training. So, most of the time, it was just the three siblings and Alois practicing under Leo’s guidance. The siblings, true to being from the same womb, were identical in appearance and personality. For example, this morning—

“Why are there only five pilots on the ship but over a dozen fighters?” “The captain likes to collect fighters.” “That’s quite a hobby…” “What, you have a problem with the captain? Let’s duel!”

And at noon—

“Titia is fine, but you two brothers look exactly the same. I can’t tell you apart.” “How do we look the same? Let’s duel!”

And just now… Alois instantly understood Leo’s eagerness to recruit a pilot.

The one proposing a duel was Titia, the youngest of the siblings. She had face blindness, unable to distinguish people other than herself and her brothers, relying on body features instead. Hence, she developed a habit of giving people nicknames. The first time she saw Alois, she confidently said, “No problem, I’ll definitely recognize you. You’re the most unremarkable person on the ship.”

Alois decided that if she failed to recognize him next time, he would challenge her to a duel on the spot.

Although the siblings had odd personalities, they were top-notch pilots. The previous two duels had ended with Alois being overwhelmingly defeated, making him deeply doubt his own abilities. If he lost again to Titia, he feared he would become the ship’s laughingstock by dinner.

“Come on, Doro, show me what you’ve got!” Titia piloted her beloved “Fran”, circling around Alois, continuously provoking him.

“My name is not Doro!” Doro was the name Titia had given Alois’s fighter. She also named her brothers’ fighters Rachel and Liz. Every fighter and shuttle on the Lady of the Night had been named by her. Naturally, Alois didn’t accept her naming style, which led to this duel.

Alois brightened the lights in the simulator cockpit, switching the operation mode to free combat. The Lady of the Night didn’t have Godot Type II fighters, so he had to adapt to the Federation-made Kant fighters. The operating system, vastly different from the Empire’s, initially gave Alois a headache. Fortunately, he quickly mastered the piloting techniques.

On the radar, the icons for Liz and Rachel disappeared, leaving only the red dot representing Fran flashing half a kilometer away.

Leo’s voice sounded. “Titia is tougher than her brothers. Be careful.”

“Of course.”

“Don’t lose too badly. Joshua is watching.”

A small window popped up, showing the training room. Several crew members were pointing and discussing the simulator battle, with the silver-haired assassin Joshua among them. He stood slightly to the back, holding a black cat, not watching the screen but talking to Ibb Descartes. Ibb was animated, smiling as if he had met a long-lost relative. Oh, he even took Schrödinger from Joshua, clumsily petting the cat.

…How infuriating!

Alois quickly closed the window, pulled up his fighter, and charged at Fran.

“The newbie is pretty fast!” Titia easily dodged. Alois changed direction and dived again, firing laser beams. Amidst the deadly weave of beams, Fran danced nimbly, evading leisurely. Alois understood why she was “tough”. Her brothers, though highly skilled, had predictable patterns. One could anticipate their attacks and retreats, cornering them with beams and missiles. But this approach didn’t work with Titia. He couldn’t fathom her intentions; she defended when she should attack and attacked when she should retreat.

She was utterly unpredictable, like a novice who knew nothing about aerial combat. Of course, Titia wasn’t a novice. This made her tactics especially terrifying. On the battlefield, not understanding the enemy’s intentions was the most frightening thing.

“Women are terrifying!” Alois distanced himself, trying to engage her in a prolonged battle, but Titia circled back, closing in while firing missiles. After destroying the missiles, he expected her to press the attack, but she suddenly held back, observing from a distance, plotting something.

Alois was nearly driven mad by her antics. “So annoying!” He decided to take the initiative, chasing Titia’s tail relentlessly. Fran swiftly moved behind him, seemingly to attack from the rear, but when Alois turned, Fran had vanished.

Titia was playing hide and seek. She waited for her opponent to lose patience and expose a weakness. If he had the patience to outlast her, Alois, with more ammo, would undoubtedly win. But the earlier chase had drained too much energy. A red light flashed on the screen, indicating low ammo. In a real space battle, he would return to the mothership for resupply. However, this was a duel mode. The simulated space didn’t even include a mothership.

Titia probably noticed his predicament. She glided side to side, seemingly mocking his impatience, then launched dozens of missiles, turning the Kant fighter into space dust.

The lights in the simulator cockpit brightened, and the screen displayed a giant, bloody “OVER”. Leo, barely stifling laughter, said, “I told you not to lose too badly… haha.”

“Shut up!” Alois slammed the controls.

“Can’t handle losing, huh…” Leo cut the communication, feeling defeated.

The hatch opened, and white light flooded in. The siblings’ laughter echoed in the training room. Seeing Alois climb out, Titia’s brothers each patted his shoulders. “Good job, kid,” they said in unison. “Lasting 10 minutes against Titia is rare.”

“…Thanks.” Alois insincerely accepted the compliment.

Leo powered down the simulator. “Today’s training ends here. See you all tomorrow.”

The spectators dispersed in small groups. From afar, Joshua called out, “Hey, Alois.”

The young man ran over but avoided eye contact. “Uh… let’s go back. Let’s go back.” He pretended to look around, trying to hide his embarrassment from the defeat.

“Joshua, can I take the cat back?” Ibb, excited about playing with the cat, asked. “I have some dried fish. It might like them.” Seeing Joshua hesitate, he added, “I’ll return it to you tonight.”

“Okay.” The assassin nodded.

Ibb left happily, carrying the cat.


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Charlie’s Book Ch206

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 206

Arnie suddenly felt his ears getting a little warm.

He straightened up in Oscar’s arms, gripping his shoulder to look outside, but saw nothing except trees and forest paths.

Charlie turned to look as well. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing,” Arnie said, shrinking back into his arms a little sulkily.

Wind and Green led them, this time without mounts. Arnie, being small and slow, was carried by Charlie all the way—ever since being taken by Atta, Arnie had been clinging to Charlie, so he was quite used to it.

The seer’s residence was a bit of a distance from the Nawen tribe’s settlement. Before setting off, Charlie thought they might be blindfolded to keep the location secret, but Wind and Green seemed completely unfazed, apparently unafraid that they might remember the route to the seer.

Maybe because the forest itself was a giant maze, the Nawen tribe was confident about this? Charlie thought. If so, the terrain might neutralize the advantage of Lemena’s knights once they enter the forest. If these people were stubborn and unwilling to let Arnie return home safely, he might need to find a way to guide Alfred and the others…

Arnie, looking up and seeing Charlie’s expression, patted his arm seriously. “It’s okay.”

Charlie pinched his cheek but said nothing.

Green glanced back at the two of them, her eyes curious—she had never left the forest, and it was her first time seeing outsiders.

The seer seemed very interested in these two outsiders but hadn’t revealed much information. After meeting them yesterday, Green, like the other tribesmen, had taken a liking to the big-eyed, fair-skinned Arnie.

However, this delicate child wasn’t very willing to talk to people. Aside from his servant, only Wind could exchange a few words with him. He ignored everyone else. But his pride didn’t make him unlikeable because he was so young.

The seer’s residence wasn’t in the trees. They walked around the roots of several massive ancient trees and found a recessed tunnel in the center, guarded by two armed men. Seeing Wind and Green approach, they silently stepped aside.

Charlie felt like he was entering the base of a tree. The tunnel occasionally had thick tree roots exposed to the air. It was dimly lit but not damp, with glowing moss on the ground providing enough light to see the way. Arnie, seeing various colored mushrooms in the tunnel, was curious and wanted to touch them but was stopped by Charlie.

This time, Arnie didn’t insist because he could sense that Oscar was slightly tense.

Logically, a seer, akin to a mage or astrologer, wouldn’t give off a violent impression. But for some reason, Oscar was very cautious, more so than when facing the hostile Atta and his group.

Emotions were contagious. Arnie, sensing this, warily glanced at Green, who was watching him, then turned his head and remained still.

Green looked a little disappointed, but they soon followed the light out of the tunnel. The exit opened into a small valley. Most of the sky was covered by large tree branches, but gaps allowed sunlight to filter through, making the flowers, fruit trees, and grass in the valley look bright and lively. The scattered dome-shaped wooden houses looked like giant mushrooms sprouting from the ground, giving a somewhat cute appearance.

The atmosphere here was very different from the settlement—outside, the treehouses, the connecting bridges in the air, and the armed Nawen tribesmen exuded a sense of constant readiness for battle. Although they lived in the forest, they weren’t its masters. Large predators posed a threat to their survival, and the warnings about Arnie’s safety in the forest weren’t mere politeness.

But here, the atmosphere was much more relaxed. Though they couldn’t move freely, Charlie guessed there were no large beasts in this small valley, as it seemed to be a haven for all the Nawen tribe’s children.

They wore light, simple clothes, laughing and playing. A few young people dressed like Green watched over them but didn’t join in their games or restrain them.

Wind and Green’s expressions softened as they entered the valley. Green led them to the largest two-story house, walking up to the porch and speaking softly through the door.

The door opened, and someone carrying a baby a few months old came out, looking at them curiously.

“Wind.” The person greeted him.

Wind smiled at him.

“This is Grass.” He lifted the baby a little higher. “He just got his name.”

Green signaled Charlie and Arnie to follow her inside, leaving Wind to converse outside.

“He’s waiting for you,” Green said, puzzled why the seer had specifically requested to see the servant as well. She scrutinized him, trying to see what was so special about him.

The house had no foyer. The entrance led straight into a circular living room. Green stayed outside, closing the door behind them.

Charlie put Arnie down, and they both looked around the room.

For someone of high status, this house was surprisingly simple. Though it was fully furnished, even the cushions on the birchwood ladder were ordinary handmade blankets, with no gold or silver ornaments in sight.

Even Kurt’s residence in the Green Forest was more elaborate than this.

The living room was empty, but there was a partitioned area with a smooth, arched wooden door that had a wooden handle on it.

Charlie held Arnie’s hand and walked to the partition, knocking lightly on the door.

“Come in,” someone said from inside.

Charlie pressed the handle, opening the door to a small sunroom. A very thin man sat cross-legged on the floor, surrounded by a mess of books.

“Welcome,” he said. “I am Spring, the seer of the Nawen tribe.”

Spring didn’t look very healthy—he was extremely thin. His long, white, dull hair made him look elderly, but his demeanor was youthful, and his eyes hinted at the handsomeness of his younger days.

Charlie sighed inwardly and, instead of stepping forward, bowed to him from where he stood.

“Hello,” he said. “Please forgive me for not being able to introduce myself.”

He could feel the powerful magic beneath Spring’s calm exterior. Regardless of his status, this strength alone deserved respect. He didn’t want to use a pseudonym to deceive the other party, yet he had reasons to hide his identity, so he could only apologize.

“No problem,” Spring said, looking at him. “I can sense your conflict… Was your appearance here a mistake or a choice?”

Charlie once again felt that rare sensation of being seen through. This man, sitting deep in the forest, seemed to know everything about him with just one glance.

“Both a mistake and a choice,” Charlie said softly.

Spring nodded and turned to Arnie.

“Arnie, come closer,” he said kindly.

Arnie looked at Charlie, and seeing him nod, took a few steps forward.

“Are you a seer?” Arnie asked. “Like an astrologer?”

“Astrologers and seers aren’t the same,” Spring replied gently. “But when it comes to prophecy, astrologers, diviners, and seers all touch upon the future, each in their own way.”

Charlie felt that Spring’s tone was strange when he mentioned the “future”, but he wondered if he was being paranoid.

Arnie stared at Spring, finding him odd—like a very old plant, he seemed to have no scent or breath, yet had slight emotional reactions. One could tell he was alive, knew he was breathing, but couldn’t clearly sense it.

“Are you human?” Arnie asked bluntly.

Charlie: “……”

He almost forgot that this kid, despite his cute appearance, had a knack for saying unpleasant things.

“I am human.” Spring wasn’t angry, seeming to understand Arnie perfectly. “A bit different from ordinary people, but still human.”

He continued, “You are also a bit different from ordinary people, aren’t you?”

Arnie remained silent.

Spring reached out and placed his hand above Arnie’s head without touching his hair, as if stroking him from a distance.

“Your hair and eyes are beautiful. Thirteen hundred years ago, there was a branch of elves with this hair color. They migrated from the north, delicate and sensitive, skilled in calculation and craftsmanship.”

“You have their blood,” Spring said. “So the Nawen tribe will never harm you. They acted recklessly, and I apologize to you.”

Arnie didn’t expect an apology here. He didn’t respond but instead asked, “How do you know I have elven blood? It’s been many, many years.”

“Bloodlines thin out but never truly disappear,” Spring said softly. “Most people…like your ancestors, live and die without showing any traces. You are a fortunate accident. This blessing may be difficult for even your descendants to inherit.”

“Since you’re here, would you like to see something left by another ancestor? Deep in the forest,” Spring said. “Though most of it was taken away, some remnants remain. If anyone is worthy of seeing those remnants now, it is you.”

Charlie finally interjected, “Didn’t the hidden realms of the elves begin to disappear after they left? The beauty of their domains was largely due to elven magic. Without that magic, even the most wondrous places would eventually return to their natural state.”

He knew Arnie was a very curious child and was worried that Spring might easily lure him into the forest depths. This seer was very powerful, and Charlie didn’t want to follow his lead, fearing he might not be able to protect Arnie if something went wrong.

“They sealed off a small part of their territory, and the Nawen tribe promised to guard the entrance for a thousand years,” Spring said calmly.

Charlie’s expression remained unchanged, but inside he was shocked because of the immense implications of that statement.

The elves had left the continent decisively, reportedly leaving none behind. And indeed, no records of elves had surfaced since then. But Spring said the elves had entrusted them to guard a door for a thousand years. If they intended to leave forever, why leave a door? Did they plan to return one day, or were there elves who had never left the continent?

But he couldn’t ask further. As the seer of the Nawen tribe, Spring was undoubtedly aligned with the elves. Charlie believed that if he showed any intention of probing into the elves’ existence, Spring would likely ensure he never left the forest alive.

Arnie hesitated, then looked back at Charlie.

Both Charlie and Spring were watching him.

The small child stood on the floor, his face showing a rare expression of indecision.


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Charlie’s Book Ch205

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 205

The Duchess of Dwight, Emma, came from a very old noble family in the south—one that had existed even longer than the Empire’s history.

Indeed, these old nobles were continually weakened by new families with each shift in power. The radical members who resisted often met their end violently, while others chose to keep a low profile.

The Empire’s center had always been in the north, and Emma’s family, adept at avoiding crises, managed to survive.

But survival was all it was. Old noble families found it difficult to hold any sway in the Empire’s political circles, and decline was inevitable. During Emma’s girlhood before her marriage, for several years, she and her sisters had to stay up late sewing their own dresses and hats so they wouldn’t have to wear old clothes to social events. Despite being noble ladies, they skillfully dismantled old garments and remade them into new ones to maintain their dignity. This hardship became history once Emma got married, but she never felt ashamed of her past. Especially in front of her children, she focused on honestly teaching them the family history and where their mother came from.

“Elven bloodline” was also part of this history education. Though it sounded grand, tracing it seriously would reveal that Emma’s ancestor was a half-elf born from a love affair between an elf and a human.

This identity alone indicated it happened a long time ago, as intermarriages between elves and other races were very rare in the continent’s history, and elves had left the continent centuries ago. Over such a long time, any bloodline would be diluted to almost nothing.

Indeed, the elven bloodline left little trace in Emma’s family history. Only the original half-elf had distinct elven features, and his direct descendants inherited extraordinary beauty. Beyond that, the bloodline legend remained just a legend.

Arnie’s obviously superior appearance compared to his parents and sister reminded Emma of this matter, but good looks alone didn’t mean much—Arnie was very smart, but the adults didn’t find any magical talents or special abilities in him. Emma believed if that extremely diluted bloodline miraculously manifested in Arnie after so many generations, it was likely only in his appearance.

And good looks seemed to have no other use except aiding in romantic success later in life, so Emma never emphasized this point. Arnie merely recorded it as ordinary knowledge. If not for being kidnapped into the forest this time, he might not have remembered it at all.

“That makes sense,” Charlie said, not looking particularly surprised.

Arnie wasn’t just outstanding in appearance; his sharp insight was truly extraordinary. But now, his lack of expression could be dismissed with phrases like “he’s just a different child”. When he grew up, this ability to understand people would be skillfully utilized—by then, he would be “Dwight”, mature enough to hide his true self behind a rigid mask.

Only after many confrontations where Charlie was nearly cornered by Dwight did he realize the young Duke was anything but ordinary. Prepared with this mindset, he felt a “so that’s how it is” sensation when Arnie casually mentioned it.

Arnie watched him for a while, finding that Oscar wasn’t startled by this matter, feeling both relieved and indignant.

“What makes sense?” he asked.

It explains your abnormal behaviors as you grew up. Charlie wouldn’t say that. Instead, he said, “You’re so smart. That’s what makes sense. Elves are knowledgeable and eager to learn, and you must have inherited that trait.”

Arnie believed it and became happy again.

“The seer might still look for you tomorrow,” Charlie said as he lifted Arnie from the chair to the bed.

Arnie was somewhat interested in the forest’s seer. He refused tonight because he felt Oscar seemed disapproving—but now it seemed he wasn’t opposed.

“Father will come to save me,” Arnie said. “And Alfred will surely come after… I want to wait for them.”

Who knew if the seer here would use some strange magic? What if they cursed him to threaten Lemena? In the face of life and death, curiosity was insignificant. Arnie understood the priority.

“It won’t be long,” Charlie comforted him. “Their big birds are fast, but the knights’ horses aren’t slow either.”

……

“Chieftain.” Shan walked briskly across the high, suspended wooden corridor, entering the brightly lit conference room. Everyone at the long table turned to look at him.

Shan brought a reply from the Imperial Capital.

The Nawen chieftain read it quickly in the light and sighed.

“What is it?” someone asked urgently.

“The Emperor denies that Duke Dwight has taken the secret treasure, and because of the Duke’s son being taken…” He paused. “His wording is severe.”

Several people passed around the letter, looking as grim as the chieftain.

They were originally victims, but due to the rash actions of a few young people, they were now at fault. Regardless, attacking such a young child was hard to forgive. Atta and the others hadn’t realized their impulsiveness could bring disaster to the tribe.

“Was the second letter sent out?” the Nawen chieftain asked wearily.

“It was sent out at dusk,” Wind replied. He placed a jar on the table, and someone brought a shallow basin.

Wind poured the jar’s water into the basin. The clear water spread across the bottom, slowly rotating, as if an invisible finger was stirring the surface.

“I obtained a bit more…” Wind said softly. As the water moved slower, an image appeared on the surface.

A fair, handsome boy was being held in someone’s arms, holding a fresh green grass stem with a beautiful butterfly perched on its tip. He was gazing curiously at the butterfly, looking like he wanted to reach out and touch it.

The man holding him didn’t have his whole face visible due to the height difference, but he was wearing a Brandenburg uniform, and like the child, his exposed skin was clean, with no signs of injury.

Most importantly, the expression of the child in his arms was relaxed and even joyful.

The image lasted for about fifteen seconds before disappearing.

“The image waterfall can only be maintained for this long,” Wind said, touching the now calm water surface where nothing remained.

“That’s enough,” the Nawen chieftain said.

They sent this image to both the Imperial Capital and Duke Dwight, along with the second letter. The Nawen chieftain knew that it was extremely unwise for a single tribe to provoke a Duke or even the Emperor of the Empire, but at this point, all he could do was try his best to make amends. Treating the Duke’s son well was the first step.

They even shamelessly denied the kidnapping, presenting the Duke’s son as a guest of the forest—after all, the forest also belonged to the Empire, so strictly speaking, they didn’t have much leverage.

“It takes a few days to get from Lemena to here,” the Nawen chieftain sighed. “The Brandenburg Knights will certainly come to rescue their master. Before that, we must keep a low profile and try to meet the demands of the Duke’s son as much as possible.”

“The seer wants to see him,” Wind reported today’s events to the chieftain. “The seer hasn’t gone out for years. Did he sense something?”

The forest’s preferential treatment of the Duke’s son was no secret among the Nawen tribe. Even if it wasn’t out of guilt, the other tribespeople were also kind to the little boy. Wind had the most contact with him and could feel that the child had a natural affinity with nature.

Very much like an elf.

“Green told me about it,” the chieftain, a calm middle-aged man with little trace of age on his face, said. He looked at Wind levelly and asked, “The servant of the Duke’s son, what do you think of him?”

Wind was momentarily taken aback. “That ‘Oscar’? He is…”

He recalled that he didn’t have much of an impression of the man. His main focus was on Dwight’s son, but the servant had never shown anything special since arriving. His expression and tone were always neutral, and everything he did was centered around his master, the Duke’s son.

The only time he showed personal emotion was when he directly refused to let the Duke’s son be taken to see the seer.

Other than that, he was like an omnipresent breeze, leaving no trace of himself.

The chieftain watched Wind’s expression. “The seer also wants to see him—the seer sensed the arrival of Dwight’s son but also believes the man beside him is worth attention.”

This was what Green had conveyed to the chieftain. According to the chieftain’s understanding, it meant there was something off about Dwight’s son’s servant. Although no one could see anything special about the unremarkable man, the seer held a high status and great power within their tribe and wouldn’t make such statements without reason.

Someone hesitated. “Perhaps the imperial cavalry is approaching the forest. Should we try to please the Duke’s son and send him back, showing that this was a misunderstanding?”

“What about our treasure?” someone angrily retorted. “It’s still missing. If this continues, our heritage will be lost. Is that what you want?”

“That’s not what I mean. But if everyone dies, who will protect our heritage?!”

“Perhaps this incident is a revelation, making us reconsider the meaning of staying in the forest.”

“Enough.” The Nawen chieftain interrupted the increasingly divergent discussion. “I will meet with the seer tomorrow and take… them along. It’s best if the seer can perform a divination.”

His brows furrowed deeply. “If things are heading in the worst direction, we need to prepare quickly before the Brandenburg Knights arrive.”

No one in the conference room knew that the Brandenburg Knights had already entered the forest.

Nightfall didn’t greatly hinder Alfred and his companions. The real challenge was finding traces of the Nawen tribe in the vast forest—an endeavor akin to finding a needle in a haystack.

The local guide had given them a general direction. The three of them couldn’t comb through the entire forest, but Brandenburg had its own methods.

“Southeast,” Shel whispered. “The signal is getting stronger. We’re getting closer.”

He held a palm-sized metal box, its needle resembling that of a nautical compass, with a similar function but more precise. The needle tip was made of a rare mineral that reacted to magic and pointed toward objects made of the same material—Arnie’s earring was made of this mineral. Once within range, the needle would guide them to their target.

Each member of the Dwight family had such a personalized magical item. The Duke and Duchess wore rings, while Priscilla and Arnie each had earrings that never left their bodies, even when bathing or sleeping.

Alfred also watched the box in Shel’s hand, his eyes gleaming like a wolf ready to strike.

Spin said, “Control all your crazy thoughts. We’re not here to kill and burn. You should see your face right now.”

“I understand,” Alfred said in a deep voice. “I’ll save my anger for Alger. That guy must be crazy to think he could steal someone else’s treasure and present it to His Majesty the Emperor in exchange for a title and wealth.”

“Isn’t it more likely he did it out of jealousy towards Brandenburg? Trying to both bypass the Duke and frame him is even more despicable.” Shel snapped the lid shut with a pop. “When His Majesty the Emperor finds the Nawen tribe’s items in the tribute pile, I don’t think they’ll be unreasonable.”

Alfred snorted through his nose.


The author has something to say:

This storyline was initially intended to be darker but writing it that way tends to drag it out, and in the end, I wanted a bit of lightness. Life doesn’t need so many conspiracies.

The Duchess thought her son’s good looks would make him a playboy, but alas, things didn’t go as planned.


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Full Server First Kill Ch216

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 216: The Weakest Avatar

Nol instinctively wanted to refuse. But as the words reached his lips, he swallowed them back.

Given the current circumstances, there was no better spy than Painter. Enbillick wouldn’t be foolish enough to trust Painter, but given his nature, he wouldn’t easily strike against Painter, who bore an oracle.

They must understand the significance of Star Stealer Sol’s wife and children.

“Going alone? I don’t approve.” Teest’s head squeezed closer to the fire circle.

Painter: “I can’t believe the great Mad Monk is worried about my safety.”

“This guy might not tell us all the information.” Ignoring Painter, Teest’s arm casually hooked around Nol. “Besides, letting him go alone, Star Stealer Sol might tamper with something.”

“But the ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ can’t be used.” Nol frowned.

Painter’s strength was already at the top of the pyramid. Sending others along would be pointless.

He and Teest were too powerful. Getting close to Star Stealer Sol could easily alert him. No matter how strong ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ was, it was a system-awarded item—not powerful enough to single-handedly tackle a god’s avatar.

Another head squeezed in. Perradat, possessing Lilith, said in a tone filled with disdain, “Want to hide your presence? Just use an avatar—now you two are in your true forms. Just create a super weak avatar and recall it when done.”

“If it’s a weak avatar, I’m confident in concealing you. Star Stealer Sol definitely won’t discover you.”

Two gods squeezed into a fire circle, discussing back and forth.

Mr. Painter, the former Pope, watched this… This not-so-sacred scene made his heart suddenly fill with faint weariness.

The God of Creation obediently created gold to buy ingredients, and the newly minted local god wasn’t quite right in the head—these two were in a thick atmosphere of blooming romance.

Behind the Goddess of Life and the Eternal Son was a mercenary middle-aged man, and his archenemy—the defeated in the two gods battle, the God of Fate, Perradat—was holding half a piece of sugar cake, waving her arms, and speaking sarcastically.

What about the mortal world? The would-be Pope of the Temple of Life was still a young man full of thoughts of the Goddess. The Pope of the Eternal Church was as passive as a dead fish, only reactive when prodded by Teest.

Indeed, Teest’s concerns had merit. Were it not for Star Stealer Sol’s inhumane behavior, Enbillick might even seem like the most reliable option.

The future of Tahe was truly worrying.

Painter ignored the chattering gods and poured himself another cup of tea.

Hmm, the tea is a bit cold. He wondered when the General’s promised lunch would be served. He was so hungry…

Just as Painter was about to nod off, the gods’ discussion finally reached a conclusion.

With two ‘pops’, two… things crossed through the fire circle, jumping to the side of the teacup. Simultaneously, the fire circle extinguished, and the noisy voices abruptly stopped.

Painter lowered his gaze, his face twitching twice.

Two walnut-sized furballs stopped next to his teacup. One was black and the other white, with medium-length soft fur. Hidden among the dense fluff were mung bean-sized round eyes. These things seemed weightless, bouncing around like soap bubbles.

They had no magical aura and looked like ambiguous tourist souvenirs when still.

Painter: “……”

This couldn’t be…

[This is our first time creating avatars. It’s a bit rough.] The black furball made an effort to bow, uncertain if it was nodding or saluting. [Enbillick knows all our identities and appearances. A new image is safer.]

Nol’s voice directly resonated in Painter’s mind.

Teest directly jumped into Painter’s dessert plate, opening a mouth hidden under the fluff to crunch on a cookie.

[I advise you not to get any other ideas—if these two avatars are destroyed, the loss to Nol and me is less than a hair. Our consciousness will return to our true forms and wake up at our base.]

Curious, Painter reached out to pick up Teest, who was munching on a cookie. The latter promptly spun around, chomping down on Painter’s finger. Painter’s fingertip soon sported two rows of fine, dense bite marks, and a bead of blood slowly emerged.

The touch was quite soft, seemingly pocketable.

“Are the people from Paradise gone?” The General timely returned to the room, followed by a hulking monster pushing a dining cart. The plates were covered with a lid, and a hint of roasted venison aroma leaked out.

Painter glanced at the two furballs pretending to be dead, suddenly realizing something—this was practice for the General in advance.

“Yes.” Painter carefully picked up the two furballs, careful not to squeeze the dignitaries too hard.

Only then did he notice the two furballs sneakily extending thread-like “little hands” to firmly grasp each other’s fur. The black and white furballs seemed sewn together, inseparable, no matter how much they were shaken.

Don’t laugh, Godfrey Painter. These are the avatars of two great gods. Don’t laugh.

Thinking of those devout believers… Thinking of poor Eugene… worse, it made him want to laugh even more. Mr. Painter struggled not to look at the two little things as his lips trembled.

“What are these?” The General looked disbelievingly at the two furballs. She clearly remembered there weren’t these little things on the table just before.

“Gifts.” Painter coughed twice, smoothly lying. “From a kid I helped recently.”

Painter, still holding onto much of his priestly duties, often helped young, poor children on a whim. He frequently received strange gifts like glass marbles, tree branch slingshots, and stone bracelets, all of which he treasured, so the General wasn’t surprised.

Watching the two furballs disappear into Painter’s pocket, the General suspected nothing. She snapped her fingers, and the hulking monster served Painter roasted venison, bread, and chowder.

‘As expected from the General,’ Painter thought. Even with the disruption of contact with Paradise, she mentioned nothing related to it, let alone probing for information.

“So, how long do you plan to stay here?” The General sliced a piece of meat, savoring the flavor. “I suggest you not stay here—I have nothing against you personally, but I still have to do business with Paradise. The last thing I need is extra attention. I believe you understand.”

With that, she made a toast gesture to Painter. “As compensation for sending you away, I’ll give you a free piece of information.”

“I do have something I’m curious about.”

Painter crossed his fingers, not at all offended by the dismissal. He glanced at the pocket containing the furballs. “What do you know about ‘Avra Alva’?”

Why is everyone so interested in Golden Sword’s family? The General’s brows twitched, and after a few seconds, she replied, “That’s a good question. I regret giving it to you for free.”

“Please, continue.” Painter’s smile remained unchanged.

“If it were anyone else asking, I could talk about her origins. An orphaned slave from a foreign land, with no backing and almost no past to investigate—as the officiant of her wedding, you know her situation. She’s just a pitiful creature, like a speck of dust.”

The General tapped her lips with a silver fork. “Since you’re asking about ‘Avra Alva’, I guess you’re more interested in her life after marriage. Unfortunately, there’s really not much information on her.”

“Whatever comes to mind is fine. I don’t need you to investigate further.” Painter used bread to soak up the chowder on the edge of the plate, then said in a relaxed tone, “After all, it’s free information. Just consider me overly curious.”

“Normally, a merchant’s wife has many duties—managing assets, overseeing servants, attending social events, and the like. As for those tedious household matters, they’re usually left to the servants.”

The General casually narrated, “But as far as I know, Miss Avra rarely appears in public. Perhaps due to her status, she doesn’t socialize at all. Even when she does show up, it’s only to move places with ‘Golden Sword’.”

“Enbillick Alva’s residences everywhere are very simple and not specifically managed by someone. I suppose Miss Avra might be responsible for these.”

“That is to say, she almost has no personal relationships to investigate.” Painter swirled his teacup.

“Indeed. Her children would be picked up and dropped off by a dedicated servant to receive education from a private tutor, rather than having the tutor come to their home. Miss Avra wouldn’t privately meet with guests when her husband is away.”

“The popular theory now is that ‘Golden Sword’ does this to protect his wife, who comes from a slave background, only wanting her to live a peaceful and happy life—however, putting aside those messy romantic stories, objectively speaking, Miss Avra only appears in public alongside Golden Sword.”

[Oh, it’s more like a secret weapon. Maybe that woman was made by Star Stealer Sol.] Inside Painter’s pocket, Teest squeezed Nol thoughtfully.

Nol looked down at his own black velvet fur and remained silent.

He still remembered the night he visited the Alvas’ home. Miss Avra’s smile was very sincere, and he could see love in her gaze. To say Avra was domesticated didn’t quite fit… From all they currently knew, her emotions didn’t need taming.

A kind slave with a humble background and a bleak future, saved by a handsome and brave caravan leader. Despite societal pressure, he proposed to her. They got married under the blessings of the current Pope and lived happily together.

Whether on Earth or Tahe, Nol had seen countless folk stories with similar plots.

Their story was very much like a fairy tale.

Except Star Stealer Sol was best at destroying fairy tales. Nol didn’t believe it could harbor love for humans, which made him even more puzzled about the purpose of “Avra”.

“I heard Miss Avra was recently in Grape Collar.” Painter continued to inquire, “She hasn’t left yet, has she?”

“No, their whole family is here.” The General chewed on the tender meat. “They’ve been out shopping for several days, looking incredibly close.”

“Thank you for the information.” Painter put down his knife and fork.

General: “You ate so little. Does the food not suit your taste?”

“No. I have to save some room for dinner tonight.” Painter stood up, revealing a smile.

As he moved, two fluffy balls snuck back deep into his pocket.

……

Nol thought Mr. Pope would use some indirect tactics—like a chance encounter or a feigned strategy. Anyway, he wanted to be legitimately taken back by Golden Sword’s family.

Who would have thought the man would directly rush to Golden Sword’s residence and knock on the door openly.

Enbillick was actually home. He looked somewhat astonished at the visitor. Nol wasn’t sure if the astonishment was an act or genuine—Enbillick was wearing an apron, with his sleeves rolled up, and flour on his arms.

“Painter?” Enbillick blocked the door. “Why are you suddenly…”

“I just escaped from Eugene Malloy. The Temple of Life will soon be searching the city for me.”

Painter started with the truth. “I can’t find the Lost Tower, and the General won’t take me in. I heard you were in town. Please shelter me for a night.”

“That’s interesting. You weren’t so eager last time,” Enbillick said, still making way for him to enter.

“Because last time didn’t involve the Temple.” Painter sighed with some embarrassment. “I thought I could seek refuge in Paradise. The city wasn’t prepared for a stronghold.”

“Facing Eugene Malloy, that indeed is a problem.” Enbillick clicked his tongue, seemingly inadvertently continuing, “Speaking of which, didn’t you know about the Demon King incident in Paradise? You even dared to find that Tower.”

“Why do you think the General kicked me out? That guy values business more, wishing to cut ties with anything related to Paradise. Worse still, the Temple of Life will have a similar idea.”

Painter answered very naturally, “I wasn’t in Grape Collar recently and happened to just miss this event—you know me, I wouldn’t be in league with monsters that harm this land.”

Aside from the General’s attitude towards Paradise, the rest was all true. Even if Star Stealer Sol investigated, it couldn’t find anything. Nol curled up in the pocket, inwardly admiring.

He was unsure whether to say Mr. Painter sees things too openly or retains his youthful recklessness. Knowing the person opposite was a god he once worshiped, the Former Pope showed no fear—

“I believe you wouldn’t turn me away over such a matter.” Painter earnestly said, “Sorry, Mr. Alva, for the trouble.”

“Enbillick.”

Enbillick smiled and pointed at himself, leaving a few flour marks on the apron. “Since Mr. Pope acknowledges our friendship, let’s not use ‘Mr. Alva’.”

It was an impeccable, warm smile. If Nol didn’t know who he was dealing with, he would have been fooled too.

Painter: “Alright, Enbillick. It seems I’ve interrupted something.”

“Interrupted? You came at the perfect time. We were making jam-filled pies for the kids. You must try some.”

Enbillick laughed heartily. “The chaos at the Alva Merchant Group hasn’t settled, so I got a little long holiday.”

Behind Painter, the door of the Alva’s house slowly closed. The air was filled with the sweet scent of cooking jam, and Painter’s gaze moved to find Avra Alva making jam by the stove.

The two children weren’t in the living room, probably sleeping upstairs.

Hearing the noise, their target for the visit—Miss Avra—turned around, showing the same warm smile.

“I still remember you.”

She tidied her slightly messy hair. “Good afternoon, Mr. Painter.”

“Good afternoon, Miss Alva.”

Painter performed a standard greeting, and from the gap of his pocket, four tiny dots of light peeked out.


The author has something to say:

A change of outfit every arc (?) This time featuring the belated glutinous rice balls—

Hello, Mr. Nol with black sesame and sweet cream filling, and Mr. Teest with glutinous rice and chocolate filling.

In this chapter, Mr. Painter encounters the terrifying event of glutenous rice ball biting!


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Full Server First Kill Ch215

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 215: Dinner Plans

At noon, under the bright sunlight in the Black Forest.

Painter stood at the original location of the Lost Tower, scratching his head in frustration. He had only gone out for a while to deal with the mercenary group’s affairs, and upon his return, the Lost Tower was gone.

All that was left was a piece of scorched earth from the aftermath of a battle. The grass was destroyed, and the soil was overturned, emitting the smell of blood and burnt odor.

Painter grimaced.

The Demon Players had made quite a fuss. Nol and the others must have urgently relocated their base.

He might as well go to Grape Collar to find the General. From what he observed, the members of Paradise wouldn’t skimp on their stomachs. No matter where the Lost Tower had moved, the General would surely not be short of supplying fresh ingredients.

It seemed he wouldn’t be able to find the Tower anytime soon. Why not take this opportunity to gather some more information? Nol wouldn’t hide important information from him, but it wouldn’t be appropriate to meet empty-handed…

Painter yawned, waving his wand casually. A new green light flashed, and a lurking giant bug flipped over in the bushes, slowly oozing foul-smelling juice.

Painter looked at it with regret. “This thing can’t fill a stomach.”

The Lost Tower had made him much more finicky. His usual dried meat and bread were no longer satisfying. Even if he made do, it had to be paired with freshly roasted meat with spices.

Speaking of which, the deer ribs stewed in the Lost Tower were delicious. Maybe he should go hunt some deer first. Later, he could also bring some extra meat to the General in exchange for a few bottles of better wine.

The Former Pope’s thoughts bounced between “The War of the Gods” and “Lunch Recipes” for a while, eventually settling on “Lunch Recipes”.

Just as he was about to step forward, a sword brushed past his boot and diagonally embedded itself in front of him.

It was a very ordinary sword, a standard consumable of the Temple of Life. Knights always liked to carry this kind of sword when going out. Those valuable divine weapons were preferred in important battles.

But the one in front of him was slightly different.

Its aura was suppressed to almost nothing, but at this distance, the Former Pope could still recognize it—it was the “Dominator” he had kept for a while.

Someone had applied a concealment spell to it, greatly restraining its power. The normally flamboyant and eye-catching appearance had become very subdued.

Interesting.

With Eugene’s abilities, he definitely couldn’t modify a sword filled with divine power. Considering everything miraculous in the Temple must be reported, Star Stealer Sol surely knew the sword was with Eugene.

It even further sealed the sword’s aura, making it convenient for the devout Mr. Eugene to carry it with him.

“Even if you block me like this, I don’t have money to invite you to lunch.”

Painter hooked the tip of his boot, intending to casually pick up the long sword. But a streak of light flashed, and the sword flew back to its origin.

Eugene emerged from the bushes and came out with a face devoid of smiles.

“I remember the investigation by the Temple of Life has already ended. Why are you here alone?” Painter turned around with a smile, though he raised his wand.

“Because I knew you would come.”

Knight Eugene spoke hoarsely, raising the “Dominator” in his hand. “You’re not an opponent suited for mass tactics. Bringing my subordinates would be useless.”

“That night, you didn’t participate in the battle of Paradise. But all this way, you’ve been following Paradise. So, since the base of Paradise has urgently relocated, I have reason to suspect—”

“Wait, wait, wait.” Painter stroked his chin. “You actually think I’m a subordinate of the ‘Master of Paradise’? I’m very disappointed.”

“Are you not?” Eugene’s voice suddenly tightened.

Painter waved his wand seriously. “Of course not. I’m the ‘Master of Paradise’s’ partner.”

For a few seconds, a burst of killing intent erupted from Eugene. His hair fluttered, and his presence kicked up dust. Painter stood at a distance, smiling, as if he didn’t see it.

“Nice sword,” Painter added meaningfully.

“I heard the voice of the Goddess.” Eugene pointed the sword at Painter. “She told me to carry this sword with me. When this sword is unsealed, the opponent will be an enemy of God—my target.”

“This sword has no reaction to you, Painter. Now that the army of the Demon King is officially in the world, if you wish to return to the Temple, I will vouch for you in the name of the Goddess.”

“I’m truly touched,” Painter responded unflappably.

Of course, the sword wouldn’t react. After all, the death of Godfrey Painter would be the making of a god.

As long as that prophecy existed, Star Stealer Sol wouldn’t dare to harm him until he had full control of the situation.

Painter’s gaze shifted to the sword. A beam of sunlight fell through the leaves, picked up by Eugene at the tip of the sword, like a melting drop of the sun.

The scene was quite something. Painter lightly pushed the sword tip away. Away from that beam of light, the sword immediately dimmed.

So that was the ruse used by Star Stealer Sol.

As Painter had guessed, after discovering the “Dominator”, Star Stealer Sol deliberately allowed Eugene to keep the sword—according to Star Stealer Sol’s reasoning, the “Dominator” must have been obtained by Painter by some means, given in the name of the Goddess to Eugene.

Considering Painter had been the Pope of the Temple of Life, Star Stealer Sol was definitely paying attention to “Painter”. Knowing that, as a native powerhouse of Tahe, Godfrey Painter wouldn’t fully trust a group of otherworldly visitors.

Painter strengthening local forces amounted to indirectly guarding against Paradise, and Star Stealer Sol might even enjoy the show.

When the time came, it would unseal the sword in front of Nol and others. Eugene would undoubtedly draw his sword and strike at the real God of Creation.

Such a naive child, such a useful weapon.

“…I know, you think the current Temple is too overbearing, and the punishment for blasphemy is too harsh.” In front of him, Eugene continued, “The Goddess wouldn’t agree with these either. You still hold the teachings of the Goddess in your heart. This is the internal corruption of the Temple. After dealing with the Demon King, you can personally supervise the rectification of these behaviors…”

“I suddenly understand some feelings.” Painter couldn’t help but sigh.

Eugene’s voice abruptly stopped. On the scorched earth, he stared seriously at this nominal “Godfather”.

“I’ve listened to the troubles of the faithful before.” Painter said calmly, “Some people’s ex-partners like to cling persistently—such people firmly believe they’ve only made a small mistake. As long as they make promises, everything can go back to how it was—everything must go back to how it was.”

“Mr. Eugene, you’re young. Don’t indulge in such disappointing thoughts.”

As soon as his words fell, a magical shield collided fiercely with the sword blade. The surrounding stones were blown away, leaving deep scratches on the tree trunks.

Eugene’s face was full of rage. Painter supported the magical shield, still eagerly adding fuel to the fire. “Child, questioning doctrines and changing the Temple—that’s what devout followers should do.”

“Now, I’m not concerned about the Temple’s thoughts, nor am I interested in the Goddess.”

If he had to say, he might be more interested in “dethroning the Goddess”.

But, he couldn’t explain the truth to Eugene. Painter knew those fanatics too well—no matter what he said, Eugene would consider it “Demon King” brainwashing. Even if he took Eugene to the Holy Land, with his own trespassing first, Eugene would still believe it was the “Demon King’s” doing.

More importantly… if by some chance, Eugene accepted the truth. Setting aside the mental shock this boy might suffer, Star Stealer Sol wouldn’t leave Eugene alive.

The knight who slays God in prophecy must not take a stance too early.

Nol must know this as well. Thus, the Lord never mentioned “wooing Eugene”. On this matter, they maintained a tacit understanding without words.

“You do not deserve the Goddess’s mercy.” Eugene’s eyes reddened, his sword swung with extra force. “Since you insist on choosing the enemy of all, I will dismember your arm and forcibly send you back to the Temple—”

The next moment, a bright light flashed before him. Painter vanished, and Eugene’s blade cut air.

Eugene immediately recognized the magical fluctuation. Damn, it was short-distance teleportation magic!

Such an item was incredibly precious, likely provided by the Demon King’s army. Normally, he wouldn’t miss the subtle movement of activating an item. Painter must have known this, hence deliberately spouting nonsense to provoke him.

…He let that guy escape again!

It took Eugene a dozen deep breaths to regain his composure.

Why not fight?

This time, he purposely came alone. The “Dominator” wasn’t unlocked, meaning Godfrey Painter could indeed fight him, with a not so small chance of winning.

If Painter truly collaborated with the Demon King, “killing Eugene Malloy” would be the most rational choice—even without considering the oracle of slaying the False God, killing the knight commander symbolizing the Temple would definitely be a great achievement.

Eugene couldn’t figure it out. Even now, he still couldn’t see through that smirking old fox.

…Painter, what are you really thinking?

Grape Collar, the General’s secret meeting room.

“Teaching young people is really troublesome.” Painter sat down with a groan, pressing his wrist. “Can’t ignore them, can’t control them too much, and have to worry about them being led astray by others. Truly a complex science…”

“That’s your problem. I usually just kill those who don’t listen.”

The General crossed her legs, enjoying her wine and cheese. Now dressed simply and efficiently, her muscular arms were exposed, and her gem-encrusted gloves were gone, replaced by a dagger decorated with jewels at the rim of her wine cup.

That dagger reeked of poison and blood.

“Don’t you have any questions for me? Honestly, your adaptability is astonishing.” She winked at him, showing off her uniformly normal-sized eyes.

“No need to ask questions. Apart from That One, no one else can do such things.”

Reluctantly, Painter pulled out his purse. “I’m afraid I’ll have to trouble you for lunch today. I was planning to bring venison as a gift.”

“Your reaction is really uninteresting. As expected of a priest who believes in the equality of all living things.”

The General shrugged, randomly pulling a few silver coins from the purse. “I have venison. You’ll just have to make do—there’s news from Paradise. I’ll notify you.”

“Thanks.” Painter picked up his teacup.

Before his tea touched his lips, a ring of fire opened in the center of the parlor.

The fire ring was very small, not much bigger than a human face. A mysterious force surrounded it, and Painter felt no magical fluctuations.

A familiar face appeared on the other side of the fire ring.

“I need spices, salt, and sugar.” Nol’s voice was low, as if engaging in some illicit deal. “And as many sweets from Good Blessings as possible—the more the better.”

“I don’t get it. Why don’t you create them yourself?” Kando, supporting the fire ring, protested unhappily.

“Because creating gold is the least effort. Nol has other tasks.” Accompanied by Teest’s murmur, a hand reached through the fire ring, poking the candle hard. The candle rolled its eyes dramatically and kept quiet.

Painter witnessing all this: “……”

Better pretend I didn’t hear that.

“Hello, Mr. Painter.”

Noticing Painter, Nol widened the fire ring a bit. “Sorry. We moved too hastily earlier, so we didn’t have the chance to inform you.”

“Our current location is rather… special. It’s not convenient to host the Drifting Mercenary Group. If you mind this, staying with the General here is fine.”

“That’s fine.” Painter nodded with a smile.

It seemed there was no explicit battle plan yet. No matter, he could wait.

The room fell into a brief silence. The General glanced around and suddenly stood up. “I’ll go order the preparation of supplies.”

“Seems like you have something private to say.” Painter sipped his tea.

“Yes.”

As the General left the room, Nol immediately said, “Enbillick Alva is the avatar of Star Stealer Sol. Please be careful.”

Painter froze, then began coughing violently. Nol looked at him apologetically, slowly retracting his head.

Even though Mr. Painter no longer believed in the Goddess of Life, things like “having officiated a wedding for the Goddess of Life” or “having dined at the Goddess of Life’s home” were likely to still affect him significantly.

“That’s about it for now. We’ll continue this another time—”

“Wait!”

Just as Nol was about to leave, Painter hurriedly spoke up. He rose too quickly, spilling tea on the hem of his robe.

“Hold on, sir. Before you go, tell me, if that person is the avatar of Star Stealer Sol, what about Lady Arva and the two children…?”

“We don’t know yet.”

At this, Nol’s mood seemed to dip. “Rest assured. We won’t act rashly.”

Indeed, not long ago, the discussion on “hunting Star Stealer Sol” hit a deadlock.

No one knew why Star Stealer Sol’s avatar would start a family.

Solo suggested that perhaps Lady Avra is Star Stealer Sol’s true love across species, which could be a breakthrough.

Teest firmly believed that Enbillick’s humanity was even thinner than his own. His family was merely part of some plot, or even reserve weapons.

Fortunately, everyone agreed on one point—before clarifying the facts, nobody wanted to make a move hastily.

“Let’s do this.”

Painter pondered for a few seconds. “He still hasn’t lost interest in me and isn’t sure if I know about the avatar. This moment is just right. I’ll visit the Alva household again.”


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Painter: Lord Alva, I’m coming to your house for dinner!


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Help Ch3

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3: Becoming a Seductive Ghost

The paper figure turned to the bronze mirrors showing the other sacrificial offerings.

The illusions for the others were fairly straightforward. As long as they didn’t panic, they should be able to survive. The rules of the Disaster Relief Tower prohibit creating inescapable death traps.

But Fang Xiu’s situation was clearly a dead end.

There were hanging corpses on the tree; anyone trying to take wood for padding would definitely be attacked. Fang Xiu only took the cloth strips and didn’t damage the dead tree, which was lucky for him. 

There were human heads in the river, so swimming wasn’t an option. Fang Xiu had to obediently walk on the ground. 

In fact, Fang Xiu’s judgment wasn’t wrong. The faint light was indeed the endpoint. But at his walking speed, he would definitely die before reaching it.

What a pity. This kid has guts. He could have been a good candidate.

Just as the paper figure sighed, Fang Xiu made a move—

Fang Xiu climbed up and down the dead tree, taking down all the cloth strips. He wove the white strips into a net, then tore the flesh from his wounds and tossed it into the river. Fresh human blood spread through the water, causing the heads to swarm frantically, competing to devour it.

The next second, the white cloth net descended from the sky.

These traditional evil spirits had never encountered modern fishing techniques and were instantly caught in the net.

The heads collectively froze for a moment.

When they realized what was happening, the heads on the edges tried to bite through the net’s ropes, but they were so squeezed by their companions that they couldn’t open their mouths.

The heads in the center tried to sink, but were dragged by the others, stuck halfway up, creating a chaotic scene like rush hour in a crowded subway.

Then Fang Xiu just jumped on top of them.

He jumped on top of them.

Jumped on top of them.

The paper figure, who had been watching the entire time: “……” A phantom pain throbbed in its head. 

What a ruthless guy!

And it wasn’t over yet. As soon as Fang Xiu steadied himself, he hung a piece of flesh on a cloth strip, placing it on one side of the “raft of heads”, like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey. Then he carefully walked to the other side and started tapping the funeral pot like a wooden fish.

The heads instantly reached a consensus. The half closer to the flesh advanced eagerly, while the half further away from the pot fled in terror. They charged towards the faint light at full speed, creating waves as they went, moving as fast as a motorboat.

The paper figure: “?”

It needed a word stronger than “ruthless”.

Meanwhile, Fang Xiu, happily riding the waves, found even the tree shadows on both sides of the river more pleasing.

As he approached the faint light, the dead trees on the banks changed in appearance. The cloth strips hanging from the trees turned from white to bright red. The corpses hanging from the trees were dressed in red and green, fresh and full, looking as if they had just died—a lively sight.

As Fang Xiu sped past them, the corpses’ pupils followed him from one corner of their eyes to the other.

“Good evening,” Fang Xiu cheerfully waved.

However, after reaching his destination, his evening didn’t go so well—

Fang Xiu did find the ghost hand that had run away, but the number of them wasn’t quite right.

The source of the beautiful faint light was actually a dim hill. Thousands of ghost hands protruded from the hill, each surrounded by a white glow, resembling a field of glowing mushrooms upon closer inspection.

Which one was his?

Or were these hands all connected underground like mushrooms, forming a single entity…

As Fang Xiu pondered, he suddenly felt a tightening on his back.

A ghost hand extended rapidly, lifting Fang Xiu into the air. The other hands nearby followed suit.

Countless wrists slithered like snakes, gripping his limbs and squeezing his waist and abdomen. Numerous fingers engulfed him, squirming over his skin. It felt like falling into an icy abyss or being trapped in a grotesque embrace.

Cold hands covered Fang Xiu’s eyes, his ears were tightly sealed, and even his tongue was pinned down by fingers as cold as ice.

A pair of hands encircled his neck, slowly tightening, in a motion that was impossible to distinguish as either gentle or torturous. 

There wasn’t even a hint of murderous intent.

Bzzz—

The funeral pot fell heavily to the ground beside Fang Xiu’s feet.

Fang Xiu couldn’t breathe, veins bulged on his neck, and his head throbbed with pain. He recognized this feeling—death was hovering nearby, waiting for him to exhale his last breath.

No, something was off.

If they could beat a fierce ghost one-on-one, then what would be the point of summoning one? Directly fighting a ghost would be against the rules, so there must be restrictions set by the underworld. Since these restrictions hadn’t taken effect, this was definitely another test.

If he gave up now, everything would be over.

Using all his strength, Fang Xiu slowly clenched his jaws. 

The fingers in his mouth were incredibly hard, sending sharp pains through his teeth. But he resolutely bit down, ignoring the piercing pain and the sound of bones cracking—like his mouth was just a numb pair of pliers.

Crack.

He bit off two fingers from the ghost hand. Remembering the direction, he spat the severed fingers forcefully.

Bzzz—Bzzz—

As the broken fingers hit the funeral pot precisely, the pot responded immediately, emitting a chilling sound once more.

In the next moment, the countless ghost hands holding Fang Xiu loosened their grip. Seizing the opportunity, he struggled desperately, falling back to the ground.

With no ghost hands covering his eyes, he saw silver chains filling the sky.

At some point, thousands of chains had shot out from the void, wrapping around the ghost hands on the ground like a spider web. The ghost hands stopped struggling and became still in the night.

Fang Xiu coughed twice, spitting out bloody foam. He chose the ghost hand nearest to him and removed the silver chain.

“Hey brother, want to chat? If you do, move a bit.” Enough is enough. Any more tests would be rude.

The hand lay there dejectedly for a moment, then waved towards Fang Xiu. 

Relieved, Fang Xiu bent down to grab the ghost hand. Suddenly, it tightened its five fingers and stretched upward. Fang Xiu tried to pull it out—but it wouldn’t budge.

The atmosphere grew awkward.

Without a shovel this time, Fang Xiu had to use both hands to grab the ghost hand, pulling with all his might. The ghost hand’s muscles twitched strangely, as if the thing underground was constantly changing shape. 

The chains dissipated like smoke, and the ground trembled. The countless ghost hands slowly withdrew into the earth, leaving only the one Fang Xiu was holding onto.

Swish…!

The soil loosened unexpectedly. Fang Xiu put all his strength into pulling the ghost out, couldn’t stop himself in time and fell backward. The thing he pulled out fell forward, pinning him down securely.

Fang Xiu was about to complain when the sight before him stopped him in his tracks.

…This guy is really handsome.

Though he had just emerged from the ground, not a speck of dirt stained him. He wore a white robe, and his black hair flowed down like a waterfall over Fang Xiu’s chest.

The key point was that face.

That face was properly handsome. At first glance, it was stunning, but on closer inspection, it seemed human yet not quite, like an overly exquisite doll that gave one chills. 

Especially those eyes. Their irises were snow-white with a thin ring of light gray around the edges, showing no emotion. Such a void-like white reminded Fang Xiu of a shroud in a hospital.

…But still, he’s incredibly good-looking!

The love of beauty was common to all, and Fang Xiu was no exception.

“You’re crushing me,” he politely reminded.

The figure slowly rose, his movements stiff and awkward. He sat sideways on Fang Xiu’s lower leg, seemingly confused about how to stand.

Fang Xiu: “……”

Forget it, there are more important matters.

“I won’t ask much of you. Just consider this a nominal partnership and don’t interfere with me. In the future, we can… Ow!” Fang Xiu began, but before he could finish, the owner of the ghost hand leaned in close, placing a hand on his cheek.

Instantly, Fang Xiu’s vision distorted, and his senses became chaotic. The hand seemed to be kneading his brain, not causing pain but the invasive sensation was maddening. 

Fang Xiu retched on the spot. With nothing in his stomach, he only spat out a small amount of bile.

The entire ordeal lasted about five or six seconds.

“Enough already. Don’t be so rough…” The dizziness finally subsided. Fang Xiu wiped his face, nearly choking on his own saliva.

“Speak… Words…”

The ghost hand’s owner spoke. His voice was pleasant, but the words didn’t match his mouth movements, like a video with a lag.

“…Learned to speak… from you…”

Fang Xiu: “?”

Is this a crash course in speaking? How does the underworld even select its ghosts?

The owner of the ghost hand quickly got the hang of synchronizing his voice and lips. “I didn’t intend to intervene… But since you broke my trap, by the rules, I must assist you…”

So that’s how it is.

The so-called negotiation mentioned by the paper figure was actually a “test set by the fierce ghost, solved by the summoner”. As long as the summoner passed the test, regardless of the ghost’s willingness, the partnership was considered established.

These fierce ghosts don’t have it easy either.

“Don’t worry, I’m tough,” Fang Xiu said. “I really don’t have any demands. You do as you see fit.”

“Why don’t you ask for my protection?” The owner of the ghost hand stared expressionlessly at Fang Xiu.

“Brother, your lot had a whole string of ‘death’ characters on it…”

…It looks like there’s a lot of resentment here. 

Fang Xiu had treated the earlier bloody tests as just business for the ghost, but the lot seemed to carry a bit of personal grudge.

Going further might offend the ghost, so Fang Xiu quickly changed the subject. “Can I ask about your, uh, species?”

“No.”

“What about your name?”

“I don’t have one.”

What kind of work attitude is this? Fang Xiu choked. No name, fine, but “unknown species” was really conspicuous, and he didn’t want to stir up trouble.

“…Then if someone asks later, I’ll just say you’re a seductive ghost,” he said.

A seductive ghost, a relatively harmless and common type of evil spirit. With that face, it was a convincing choice.

“Alright, let’s make a contract,” the owner of the ghost hand agreed without objection.

That easy? Fang Xiu fell into thought.

The paper figure had explained the process of “making a contract”. After a partnership was established, the human must give the ghost a drop of blood. This step was more symbolic, like stamping a certificate.

Since that’s the case…

The owner of the ghost hand quietly waited, his white irises reflecting Fang Xiu as he raised his head.

Fang Xiu was lean, with skin that had an unhealthy pallor. His bangs were a bit messy, usually covering his eyes, making him look rather ordinary at first glance.

Since entering the illusion, this was the first time Fang Xiu had properly shown his face.

He had surprisingly handsome features, with slightly curved eyebrows and a natural smile, giving off a unique freshness. The owner of the ghost hand had seen many humans, and this one’s appearance was definitely top-notch. 

It was just a pity that those black eyes, lacking brightness, appeared a bit sinister.

“In fact, a human face isn’t symmetrical. This ‘asymmetry’ is what makes people perceive ‘harmony’.” Fang Xiu said earnestly, “I can make you look more like a seductive ghost. Trust me, and don’t move.”

The owner of the ghost hand didn’t move, his gaze repeatedly scanning Fang Xiu’s features as if trying to engrave them in his memory.

Fang Xiu bit his ring finger, then gently dabbed a drop of blood on the ghost’s face—

A tiny blood mark appeared beneath the left eye of the ghost hand’s owner, like a small, blood-red mole.

With the addition of the mole, his otherworldly aura diminished somewhat, and his face, previously lifeless, gained a bit of vitality.

“All done.” Fang Xiu contentedly sucked on his wound. “Can we go back now? I’m exhausted.”

On the other side of the bronze mirror, the paper figure stood frozen in place, as if struck by lightning.

How could this be possible?

The owner of the ghost hand had first set a death trap and then tried to kill him. The Disaster Relief Tower forbade ghosts from killing the sacrificial offerings casually, yet this one had managed to defy the rules, delaying the underworld’s rescue spell.

Luckily, Fang Xiu had managed to hold on. By accidentally ringing the funeral pot, he disrupted the illusion, allowing the rescue spell to activate in time.

Fang Xiu assumed that the ghost hand was under the jurisdiction of the underworld and thought he was following a standard procedure. The kid didn’t even realize he had just narrowly escaped death or how dangerous his situation was. 

Right now, the ghost was barely being suppressed by the Disaster Relief Tower and needed to be reported immediately…

The eyes of the owner of the ghost hand suddenly moved. His pale irises pierced through the mirror, directly stabbing at the paper figure.

A brief stare.

Everything around the paper figure twisted and turned, like stirred paint. A moment later, everything returned to normal.

The paper figure put the bronze mirror back in place.

“A seductive ghost, a seductive ghost. That kid actually summoned a seductive ghost,” it muttered, clicking its tongue but otherwise appearing calm. “We were wondering why there was an extra lot, but it turns out a seductive ghost snuck in…”

Everything had a cause and effect. The ghosts summoned were closely related to the summoner’s own characteristics. 

A mere seductive ghost was nothing to worry about. The paper figure had been a little interested in Fang Xiu, but now it seemed like nothing special. Picking up the half-written abnormal report, it continued to chew on it with great interest.

No abnormalities. No abnormalities. No abnormalities.  

The sacrificial ritual would undoubtedly proceed smoothly, as always.


The author has something to say:

The long-standing prologue meeting! The two have finally seen each other’s faces, not easy. 

Fang Xiu: You talked so tough, hit so hard, didn’t even learn how to speak human language properly beforehand… I get it. 

Fang Xiu: You must really not want this job, huh? Don’t worry, you can slack off. 

Bai Shuangying: ………………


Kinky Thoughts:

This marks the end of the prologue.


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Charlie’s Book Ch204

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 204

“Please forgive me, but no matter how much money you give me, I can’t go any further, sir.” A rough-skinned man stopped in front of a large moss-covered stone, turning around with some fear, worried that his disobedience might invite a whipping.

Alfred, riding high on his horse, looked down at him. “Why?”

“It’s the territory of the Nawen tribe inside. They’re skilled in hunting and traps, and they’re formidable warriors. Without permission, entering their land would result in injury.”

Alfred was silent for two seconds before his companion behind him stepped forward. “How much do you know about the Nawen tribe?”

Hunters in this area all knew about the Nawen tribe, but very few had actual contact with them.

Some members of their tribe had distinct features, such as green eyes and fair skin, while others looked no different from ordinary people. The ones who came out of the forest to trade salt and other goods were usually the latter and rarely revealed their identity.

This tribe, which once had close ties with the elves, had always been more aligned with the elves rather than their own kind—humans. The locals didn’t mind the elves but found the Nawen tribe’s apparent rejection of their own race in favor of the elves distasteful. The Nawen tribe never explained their motives, so over generations, the locals no longer considered them human like themselves, even though they knew they weren’t elves.

Especially after the elves left the continent, there were mocking claims that the tribe was abandoned by the elves in the forest, symbolizing misfortune and to be avoided.

Even though he was anxious, Alfred didn’t force the guide, who was just doing his job for money. He let the man go and discussed with the two knights how to enter the forest.

“We have an unfailing compass, so we won’t get lost in the forest,” White Knight Spin said. “And we have horses and swords. Even if there are dragons in the forest, these three things are enough.”

“Should we seek help from the local families?” Another knight, Shel, suggested. “Although Alger did such a thing, the Lady’s maternal family should be concerned about the Young Master. If we had their manpower, our actions might be easier.”

There were only three of them now. No matter how brave they were, they knew it was foolish to think they could take on an entire tribe alone. Shel knew Alfred was still furious over Alger’s framing of the Young Master, but objectively speaking, Alger was just a cousin of the Lady and didn’t represent the attitude of her entire family.

“The Duke will come personally with reinforcements,” Alfred said, staring into the forest. “We can’t afford any more betrayal.”

Spin thought of another aspect. “I think the Lady might come too. Before that, we’d better not make any moves that could affect their later discussions.”

Whatever the reason, this time Brandenburg wouldn’t spare Alger. The Duchess didn’t like to travel far, but given the matter of her youngest son, no one would think she would stay in the castle waiting for news.

“If we can rescue Young Master Arnie before the lady arrives, that would be ideal,” Alfred said, stroking his stubbly face. “Even elves bleed and die, let alone a bunch that has stayed in the forest for years—”

He used a somewhat crude term, making Spin cough. The three of them finally reached an agreement, bypassed the mossy boulder, and drove their horses into the forest.

……

Charlie carried Arnie over a fallen log, with Wind leading the way. In a small depression grew plants with unusually thick and straight stems, looking like a bed of tulips without buds.

“The Flame Butterflies will return before dusk. We just need to wait a while,” Wind said, handing Charlie a water bottle from the deer’s back to give Arnie a drink. Arnie twisted in Charlie’s arms, wanting to get down, but Charlie held him tightly.

The ground here was full of stones and moss, and Charlie felt the atmosphere was too serene to let the child run around.

“I want to get down,” Arnie demanded.

Charlie didn’t respond to him but instead asked Wind, “What are Flame Butterflies? Are they dangerous?”

Wind smiled. “They are completely harmless magical butterflies, but very beautiful. Unfortunately, they are becoming increasingly rare. We don’t know if there are any Flame Butterflies left elsewhere on the continent.”

The term “magical butterflies” caught Arnie’s attention, and he stopped squirming. “What kind of magic do they have?”

Wind made a “shh” gesture. With his motion, the already shaded area seemed to grow darker, and the sound of fluttering wings began to fill the air, growing louder.

Charlie stepped back slightly, and he and Arnie looked up to see a bright, flaming mass rising from the small waterfall not far away.

It was a large group of red and blue butterflies. They flew over the waterfall, landing on the grass stems, their wings slowly flapping. As more butterflies descended, the once green depression turned into a shimmering, colorful flower bed. A gentle breeze made the butterfly wings quiver like countless petals, creating a breathtaking sight.

Arnie’s eyes widened, and Charlie, also captivated by the floral sea, whispered, “Elven celebration.”

Wind’s smile froze on his lips. He looked at Charlie in shock, as if he had just said something absurd.

“You…” Wind studied Charlie, as if trying to see if he had pointed ears. “Do you recognize them?”

“This is my first time seeing them in person,” Charlie said, slowly crouching down, one arm around Arnie, and using the other to gently shake a grass stem. “But I’ve read about these butterflies in texts. They are called magical butterflies, but they don’t have any special abilities other than glowing. They are a mutated form of ordinary butterflies, tamed by elves, occasionally used to enhance the atmosphere at feasts and celebrations.”

A butterfly was drawn to the grass stem in Charlie’s hand, fluttering over and landing on it. Charlie handed the stem to Arnie, letting him hold it himself.

“Well said,” Wind said a bit sadly. “But their numbers dwindle every year. We’ve tried to breed them, but without success. In ten years, this scene might disappear forever.”

“They have no magic themselves, but to maintain this brilliance requires elven magic,” Charlie said, touching the butterfly’s wings with his fingertips, noticing only a faint trace of magic still lingering at the wing base.

“But they won’t truly disappear—only revert back to being ordinary butterflies,” Charlie said, flicking his fingers nonchalantly.

Wind glanced at him. “Are you a mage?”

Charlie stood up again, holding Arnie, and smiled. “No. If you must say something, I’m just a magician who has read a lot of books.”

He felt that Wind’s tribe was somewhat similar to these butterflies. Once, they had gained extraordinary abilities due to the elves’ protection, but as the elves vanished, these extraordinary parts were gradually fading.

Charlie didn’t know what the butterflies thought, but he guessed that Wind’s tribe didn’t want to lose their “magic” again.

“Wind!” someone called from a distance, probably afraid of startling the butterflies, so their voice was low.

Wind turned to Arnie. “It’s getting dark. Let’s go back?”

Arnie looked around for a while, trying to catch the butterfly, but Charlie, holding him, shook him a bit, causing the butterfly to fly away.

Arnie turned angrily to Charlie, who ignored him, and started walking towards the caller, following Wind.

“I want one,” Arnie said, unwilling to give up. He knew Charlie wouldn’t get him a butterfly, so he turned to Wind for help.

Arnie was good at understanding the situation. Although Atta and the others had been a bit rough in capturing him, Wind represented the tribe’s attitude towards him—more friendly than intimidating.

So, he judged that he could make some harmless requests.

A butterfly wasn’t much, but Charlie still patted his head and coaxed, “If you put a butterfly in a jar, its wings will get damaged, and it won’t be able to fly anymore. Do you think a butterfly on a grass stem, or a dead butterfly is prettier?”

Arnie stubbornly said, “I’ll take care of it.”

You can’t even tie your shoelaces properly. Charlie, with his expression unchanged, quickened his pace while holding Arnie, continuing to deceive the child. “Then let’s catch one on the way back. That way it will be fresh (?).”

That sounded reasonable, and Arnie hesitated for a moment, missing the best opportunity to throw a tantrum. Wind approached the person who had come to meet them. “Green, why are you here?”

Green was a beautiful young woman, standing in front of a large stag with long antlers, waiting for them.

“The seer wants to see him,” she said straightforwardly.

Wind was taken aback and looked back at Arnie and Charlie, who were still negotiating and hadn’t noticed what they were saying.

“Why does the seer…”

“He felt his presence,” Green said calmly. “Let’s go before it gets too dark. The chieftain just agreed.”

Charlie, holding Arnie, frowned at the two who were speaking without consulting them. “Where to?”

“Only him,” Green emphasized. “The son of Dwight.”

Charlie looked down at the child in his arms. Arnie sensed something and clung to him again.

“I don’t want to go,” Arnie said.

Green was a bit surprised. “Why?”

“I can’t let the Young Master out of my sight.” Charlie tightened his grip on Arnie. “He’s already very tired today. If there are important arrangements, it would be better to notify us an hour in advance.”

Green couldn’t detect Charlie’s subtle criticism of their presumptuousness, but Wind realized it. He stepped between them and looked at Green. “Is the seer in a hurry?”

Green was confused. “No.”

“Then why don’t I go with you to explain? It’s getting dark. It’s not safe for the child,” Wind suggested.

Green wanted to ask, “What could be unsafe with us around?” but she rarely saw Wind with such a strange expression, so she kept silent.

Charlie ignored their low conversation and mounted his horse, with Arnie clinging tightly to him like a small bundle.

On the way back, neither he nor Arnie spoke. Wind seemed eager to see the “seer” and left hastily after sending them to the treehouse. While taking off Arnie’s coat, Charlie praised him. “Very smart.”

Arnie looked up. “You mean that seer? I don’t want to go.”

He kicked off his little boots and stood on the chair.

Charlie teased him. “Maybe he’s an important figure.”

Arnie said, “He just wants to know if I have any connection to the elves.”

Charlie raised an eyebrow.

Even standing on the chair, Arnie couldn’t reach Charlie’s height, but he still tilted his chin high. “They value the elves a lot. Maybe they sensed I have elven blood.”

“Although it’s just a tiny bit—” He gestured with his finger, showing a small amount. “Because it was a long, long time ago.”


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