Full Server First Kill Ch222

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 222: The Eve of War

The true body of Star Stealer Sol was just a stone’s throw away, with surging magical power grazing the skin like a blade.

Under such intense detection, an item of the “A Midsummer Night’s Dream’s” level was utterly useless. If not for Perradat’s “concealment” and Teest’s [God’s Forsaken], they would have been discovered by Star Stealer Sol immediately.

Now, Nol and Teest could withstand this terrifying pressure. But Nol was certain that the dragon leader Subelbot definitely couldn’t fly this high. Players couldn’t possibly approach this place either. The “United We Stand” strategy wouldn’t work here.

In the end, to deal with Star Stealer Sol’s true body, it still came down to the two of them.

“It’s strange. How did Perradat get in?” Teest had one arm around Nol’s waist, and the other hand was curiously touching the “starry sky”.

“I’m more inclined to think ‘seeped in’.” Nol followed by knocking on the shell. “It’s similar to an eggshell, this layer can’t be completely sealed—at least sunlight can come in.”

After moving the Lost Tower, he specifically looked at Perradat’s true form. It had a smoke-like special texture, with a touch between liquid and solid. When these things were still active, they could become completely transparent.

This “eggshell” acted like filter paper, sifting away Star Stealer Sol while letting the Floating Cocoon pass. However, due to its nature, even if Perradat seeped into the shell, it could only drift along the shell, roughly equating to being back-to-back with Star Stealer Sol’s true body.

Thinking of this, Nol couldn’t help but feel a bit frightened—if both were blocked by the eggshell, given Perradat’s character, they might have even cooperated at some point. Fortunately, the Floating Cocoon took the lead, resulting in a situation of unending hostility between the two gods.

Nol ended his contemplation, preparing to refine the plan with Teest. Just as his gaze moved to Teest’s face, Nol’s scalp tingled—seeing the Mad Monk’s eyes bright, his lips curled up in an insincere smile. Whenever this guy wanted to do something bad, he always showed this excited expression.

“Let’s not alarm it for now.” Just to be cautious, Nol still whispered a warning.

“I was just thinking, it’s hard to make a move like this. Hitting the eyes alone isn’t lethal enough.”

Teest’s fingertips trace the shell, with golden threads following and slowly fading away. “If you need, I can cut open this layer of shell—just need to leave a mark first. I know I can do it.”

He looked eager to try. The Mad Monk really had been restrained for too long. At this moment, Nol felt a strong sense of murderous intent he hadn’t sensed in a while. Hidden in his chest, the gold wheel responded with a moment of heat.

He knew “the truth of the world” wouldn’t be Teest’s end.

The Mad Monk indeed loved challenging formidable targets. But like most criminals in this world, he had his standards—the killing couldn’t stop, and his revenge hadn’t ended either. He always preferred those targets that displeased him.

Teest’s hate and love were as rare as they were intense, yet he had never realized it himself.

The golden threads ignited, extinguished, then reignited. Teest caresses the false starry sky, much like planning the dissection before a cut.

“I’ve got a good grasp of the situation nearby.” Nol didn’t point it out. “A few plans can no longer be used, but thanks to you, I have a better idea.”

He cupped Teest’s face with both hands, turning it towards himself. Then, Nol whispered a plan involving blood and death into Teest’s ear.

Under the murky moonlight, their posture seemed like an intimate embrace.

Listening to Nol’s whisper, Teest’s smile grew wider. After the secret talk, he moved his face and gently licked Nol’s lips.

Together, they stretch out their hands.

Imperceptible golden threads moved along the sky, intertwining with blue halos as they proceeded. They ran along the four massive moons, cutting out a perfect circle, with the four moons perfectly enclosed in the center.

Like a diamond cutting glass, those golden threads didn’t immediately destroy the shell but left behind faint marks.

Above the marks, blue fire burned gently. In the not-so-bright blue flame, hair-thin live flesh quietly wriggled near the golden threads, waiting silently.

After completing this, Nol embraced Teest tightly. He relaxed his wings, not using any magic, and plummeted towards the sea surface like this.

In the howling night wind, Nol looked up at the sky.

The starry night twinkled, and the four moons emitted a soft light. Teest’s long hair was lifted by the wind, shimmering like silk. Darkness still enveloped them, like they were falling into an abyss. The decisive battle that would determine their fate was imminent, yet he felt no anxiety or fear.

Nol closed his eyes, tightening his embrace around Teest. The path home became clearer, and he had never felt so calm.

“Let’s go home, Teest.” he said, his voice dispersed by the falling wind.

“Of course, honey.” Teest’s breath fell on Nol’s neck. “What would you like to drink before bed?”

“Something warm, like milk porridge.”

“A good choice.”

……

On the carriage to Bissus, Painter put down his bowl of porridge and sighed heavily.

The former Pope thought his life had been rebellious enough, but even he had never considered “using the power of one god to track another”. According to Lord Creator, it seemed Enbillick was now his responsibility. Having lived for over forty years, Painter had never shouldered such a heavy burden. Moreover, Enbillick was currently heading to the headquarters of the Temple of Life, which only added to the fun—

They were also being followed by Eugene, who was desperately searching for someone.

After Painter showed up in the Black Forest, the Golden Sword family left Grape Collar. Knight Eugene was convinced that these two events were related. He seemed to think that Painter was inextricably linked to Paradise and that Enbillick was sheltering him.

Naturally, Eugene couldn’t find Painter, whom the God of Fate had hidden, so he decided to follow Enbillick from a distance as a way in.

Poor kid. Painter shook his head internally. If Eugene knew what they were planning to do, he would probably pass out in anger—

“Enbillick must think we’ll start by targeting his avatar.” Nol said, “To justify our mission, he’ll definitely go to Bissus—any attack on him can be twisted into an ‘attack by the Demon King’s forces’ on the Temple’s holy land.”

The mistake of Star Stealer Sol was that it tried to engulf this system.

It didn’t create its own power system. It allowed the system to measure itself. As a result, it turned itself into a “game strategy puzzle”.

A mad God of Creation could only use his last strength to find a way out. But Nol was sober now, and as the creator of this world, he was best at creating “game strategies”.

Before the core figures, Nol spoke with a steady and confident voice.

“Bissus is the stronghold of the ‘Homeward Saints Guild’, and the Saints Guild is currently the Player group with the least connection to Paradise.”

“Star Stealer Sol will definitely guess the relationship between Hermitage, Amazon, and us. The leader of the Saints Guild is eager to return home. It will choose the Saints Guild as its first object of instigation.”

“Mentor, please let Hermitage release rumors appropriately. I will also issue complementary tasks to the General—we need to make Star Stealer Sol believe that our main target is his avatar.”

“Fischer is inactive now. Star Stealer Sol will definitely try to domesticate him to control the Eternal Church. This, Teest and I will find a way to solve.”

……

As Nol narrated, chess pieces made of golden threads moved positions. The Lost Tower, the three major guilds, the dragons, the Church, and core combat personnel—their dazzling light flickered, slowly moving across the map.

Bissus was surrounded by several pieces, becoming the most eye-catching spot on the entire map.

“It sounds very good. I just have one question.” At that time, Painter asked, “No matter how meticulous the plan is, it’s futile in front of absolute power. Are you two sure you can kill Star Stealer Sol’s true body quickly? If we can’t kill its true body in a short time, everyone will be doomed.”

The core of the battle lay in being “fast, accurate, and ruthless”. If there was a problem, he was really worried that Star Stealer Sol would flip the table. Seeing that the situation wasn’t good, he would abandon the whole world. It wasn’t like Star Stealer Sol hadn’t done this before.

“We’re sure.” Teest played with the small hunting knife in his hand. “I’m more worried about you guys messing up. Can you really hold back Enbillick?”

“You’re asking if mortals can hold back the avatar of a god?” Painter smiled bitterly. “I can only say I’ll do my best.”

Painter wasn’t complaining about this decision. They all knew that the true body of Star Stealer Sol was the most dangerous and indeed deserved the simultaneous action of three gods. As long as they could drag things out until that guy’s true body dies, they would win most of the battle.

Remembering this, Painter sighed again. He idly played with the faceless god statue on his chest—ever since meeting Nol and Teest, he always drew the “god” position in the Drifting Mercenary Group.

He wondered if this was a joke by the God of Fate.

However, during the entire plan meeting, no one mentioned that delicate issue—

[His existence brings glory to God, and his disappearance will fulfill divinity.]

This was the oracle Painter received years ago. So far, the oracle of the God of Fate had never been wrong. Perhaps he was destined to die in this battle, Painter thought, and there was no occasion more fitting for “fulfilling divinity” than the “Battle of the Gods”, right?

Dying in such a level of war was somewhat worthwhile. He hoped the god he fulfilled was the gentle God of Creation, not the ominous Star Stealer Sol. In these times when gods were aplenty, it would have been nice if the oracle was clearer.

By the way, he hoped his death wouldn’t be too gruesome. After running around for so many years, he deserved a quick and dignified end.

Painter stretched and looked outside the carriage. He knew Knight Eugene was moving forward, not far ahead—Eugene was still following Enbillick from a distance, utterly unaware that Painter was close by.

…Should he have another chat with that kid before he dies?


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Help Ch6

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6: Dire Circumstances

The rain kept pouring. 

Raindrops pelted on the two deformed corpses, diluting the blood into a pale red, spreading it everywhere.

Lao Mian and Mai Zi had died right outside the door of the empty house.

Lao Mian was almost chopped into mincemeat; his entire body had lost its shape, and the group could only barely identify him by his clothing. All the magical artifacts on his body were shattered, mixed in with the pieces of his corpse.

Mai Zi’s death was even stranger. Her body was mostly intact, but with some extra parts. Her spine was twisted, and four legs extended from her pelvis, with an arm protruding weakly from under her left armpit.

Even her neck had grown an additional head the size of an apple, its tiny facial features not yet fully formed. 

She had been pierced through the heart with Lao Mian’s copper coin sword. Her eyes were half-open, half-closed, with a gentle, peaceful smile on her face. Paired with her deformed body, the smile was especially eerie.

The woman who hadn’t drawn a lot let out a piercing scream, stumbling as she dashed out the door, running madly toward the village entrance.

Her figure was quickly obscured by the mist, and no one stood up to chase her. Clearly, some were too scared, others were indifferent, and some had other concerns—

“Did they—did they break a taboo?” Cheng Songyun’s voice was trembling. With the taboos unknown, she didn’t dare take a single step.

“Everyone, stay calm! Report your status!” Jia Xu shouted, though he looked like he was about to vomit.

The young man with the dyed Blondie spat, his face dark and grim. “No idea. My ghost doesn’t care about this stuff.”

“At the break of dawn, they went out on their own.” The gloomy teenager crossed his arms, though his attempt to appear calm couldn’t hide his pale face. He was trembling badly. 

“My ghost said the same,” the office girl added, shivering, while Cheng Songyun and Fang Xiu nodded in agreement.

Bai Shuangying: “?” You didn’t even ask me. What are you nodding for?

In truth, he had sensed something. At the time of their deaths, he hadn’t detected any intruders, which indicated that they hadn’t been killed by evil spirits. 

…Which meant, they had definitely broken a taboo.

“They definitely broke a taboo,” Fang Xiu said. 

“They were both veterans, experienced and armed. They died so quietly, without even a scream. It probably wasn’t an evil spirit attack.” 

As for a human attack, that was even less likely. Humans might be able to chop someone into pieces but couldn’t make someone grow extra limbs.

“However, all of Mai Zi’s belongings are gone. Maybe someone found the bodies before us,” Fang Xiu added.

“You…” Jia Xu hesitated before finally asking, “You seem pretty used to this?”

Earlier, he had thought Fang Xiu seemed pretty inconspicuous. 

Fang Xiu’s hair was a bit messy, and his bangs covered half his face. Not even a socially awkward college student would wear their hair like that. Combined with his thin frame, he gave off a vibe of being on the fringes of society.

His only impression of Fang Xiu was “this guy has guts.” 

But staying completely unaffected in the face of Mai Zi’s grotesque body wasn’t a matter of just having guts.

“I work as a cleaner in a hospital. I’ve seen a lot of dead bodies,” Fang Xiu said casually. “Now that they’re gone, what should we do next?”

With that, all eyes turned to Jia Xu.

“Let’s use the daytime to look for supplies. This place is too strange. Everyone needs to stick together and not separate.” Jia Xu quickly snapped back to his role as leader. “Once we’re familiar with the village, we can start investigating the taboos.”

His suggestion received unanimous approval. The group was terrified of going out, but they were even less willing to stay here with the two grotesque corpses.

There had been nine people when they entered the house, but only six left. 

As usual, Fang Xiu was the last to leave, and as he did, he closed the door to the empty house. The moment the door shut, it felt like something inside the empty room was watching him.

The feeling vanished as quickly as it had come, and Fang Xiu decided to ignore it. 

After all, they had spent a peaceful night here, so he’d just think of it as an ordinary roommate situation.

However, Bai Shuangying turned around and gave the empty house a couple of extra glances.

……

During the day, the village looked unexpectedly normal, like any abandoned village you might find anywhere. 

The village paths were made of trodden dirt, and the house walls were the straw-and-mud mix popular decades ago. Most of the houses had their doors and windows ajar. Fang Xiu glanced inside a few, seeing skewed furniture and mostly emptied belongings.

Outside, there wasn’t the scattered ghost money they had imagined, nor any strange funeral items. Some walls even had remnants of propaganda banners, their red fabric torn and decaying, the words barely legible but likely safety slogans.

The air was warm, with a light drizzle continuing. If not for having seen the two corpses earlier, the group might have relaxed a bit.

“Those are pumpkin seedlings. They’re edible.” 

Blondie pointed to an overgrown vegetable patch, his expression softening for once. “What are you staring at? I used to live in a village and grew this stuff.”

Yet, no one went to pick any, fearing that pulling up seedlings might count as breaking a taboo. 

Would entering an abandoned house count? What about picking wild fruits from a tree? …Or getting injured? Or killing something?

At that moment, the fear of “breaking a taboo” belatedly gripped everyone. 

Even two experienced veterans had died inexplicably. On reflection, any normal action they took could potentially violate an “E’s” taboo.

“Damn it, stop being so cautious. I’m going to eat today. If we’re not even allowed a bite of food, then what’s the point!” 

Seeing no one move, Blondie cursed and strode over the collapsed fence. Before long, he had gathered a bunch of pumpkin seedlings, unharmed.

“Bunch of cowards,” he sneered, snapping off a tender shoot and popping it into his mouth. 

He then demonstrated a spectacular display of projectile vomiting right in front of everyone.

“What the hell is this?!” he cursed, tossing the pumpkin seedlings far away. 

Seeing that the young man was unharmed, Jia Xu picked up a small leaf, put it in his mouth, and began to chew. The next second, he grimaced in pain and spat the leaf out.

“…It’s both fishy and foul. It’s impossible to swallow. Forcing it down doesn’t work either. It’s the kind of physiological reaction where you just can’t swallow it,” Jia Xu explained with difficulty.

Next to him, Blondie opened his mouth to rinse with rainwater, only to immediately start vomiting again. 

“Fuck, this is corpse water—!” His face turned a shade of purple-red.

Fang Xiu sniffed the rainwater on the back of his hand and detected no smell. He then picked up a pumpkin seedling and sniffed it. It smelled fresh, with no hint of any odd odor.

“Do you sense anything?” Fang Xiu plucked a pumpkin leaf and asked Bai Shuangying.

Bai Shuangying lifted his head, about to show some authority, when Fang Xiu kindly added, “If you don’t feel anything, don’t force it. It’s fine.”

Bai Shuangying suddenly deflated: “……”

He kept a stern face. “It’s not related to any evil spirits.”

“Then it must be one of the ‘E’s’ taboos,” Fang Xiu mused. 

Blondie and Jia Xu were still perfectly fine, so this taboo wasn’t lethal. But it was still troublesome. It meant their food and water sources were questionable.

It better not be some absurd taboo like “no eating” or “no drinking water”. After a whole night, the breakfast they had at the Disaster Relief Tower was fully digested, and Fang Xiu was already starting to feel hungry.

As it turned out, what they feared came to pass. 

Seedlings, mushrooms, roots, rainwater, river water, well water—Blondie, refusing to give in to superstition, tried everything like Shennong*, vomiting so much he almost painted the village in a rainbow.

*A mythological Chinese ruler known as the first Yan Emperor who has become a deity. He’s credited with various inventions: including the hoe, plow, ax and is known for being a horticulturalist, consuming a variety of plants (even poisonous ones).

By the end of the day, they hadn’t found a single edible thing, and everyone’s expressions were grim.

The information they gathered on the village was also lacking. The buildings were mostly the same, offering no breakthrough clues like ancient relics. The only two somewhat special places were a small shrine on the east side of the village and a graveyard on the west side. 

Considering the special nature of these two sites, they didn’t dare to investigate recklessly.

With one or two hours left before sunset, the group moved silently through the village. 

The rain steadily drained their body heat, making them hungrier faster. Fang Xiu adjusted the straw hat he’d picked up, feeling extremely thirsty, and was beginning to show signs of low blood sugar. His vision occasionally went black.

Suddenly, the scent of roasted meat wafted through the air. Just as Fang Xiu turned his head, Blondie bolted away.

The aroma was coming from an ordinary-looking courtyard, where faint human voices could be heard inside. 

Blondie’s face quickly turned ashen, his features became exaggerated and animalistic. He pushed off with his feet and leapt silently onto the wall.

“Power of a ghost that lures victims to their death*,” Bai Shuangying commented in a low voice.

*He’s referring to a [Cheng Gui] (伥鬼). It’s a ghost that has been devoured by a tiger, who then becomes enslaved to it. It then lures people so that its master (the tiger) can feed on them. Nowadays, rather than tiger, it can be anything (basically the master of the ghost).

Fang Xiu was intrigued. “So that hairless, cat-like thing was a ghost that lures victims to their death.” 

He only remembered what the ghost looked like but didn’t know its type. Unexpectedly, he learned something new. Fang Xiu looked encouragingly at Bai Shuangying. “You’re really knowledgeable.”

Bai Shuangying grinded his teeth. This human’s attitude was too strange, giving him the constant feeling of punching cotton.

Just as Fang Xiu finished processing this new knowledge, Blondie jumped back down from the wall. His distorted features returned to normal, leaving only shock and confusion on his face. He refused to speak no matter how much anyone asked.

Not until they returned to the warehouse.

“It was the group with the jade Buddhas.” Blondie finally collected himself. “That woman who ran away this morning… Her flowered jacket was on the ground, but she was nowhere to be seen. The roasted meat had a strange shape. They actually dared to eat…” 

He dry-heaved a few times, but perhaps because he had vomited too much earlier, nothing came out.

Lao Mian and Mai Zi’s bodies were still outside the door, untouched. The outdoor temperature wasn’t low, and the bodies were decaying quickly, emitting a peculiar stench. 

Without the two veterans to keep watch, many footsteps had appeared outside. They were masked by the sound of rain, sometimes heavy, sometimes light, sometimes near, sometimes far, as if circling the warehouse.

Inside, there was no food and no water. Outside, the evil spirits were enemies, and so were the living. They didn’t even know if they could last until the day after tomorrow, let alone actively search for the “E”.

The office girl let out a suppressed sob, and Cheng Songyun gently patted her back. The gloomy teenager curled up into a ball, burying his face between his knees. 

Jia Xu was desperately scratching his hair. “Don’t panic, everyone, don’t panic. There must be a way…”

“Come on, this isn’t some game where there’s a guaranteed way out, is it?” Blondie said hoarsely, “They said we’re sacrifices, and ‘sacrifice’ isn’t exactly a nice word.”

After speaking, Blondie’s gaze drifted toward the door. The two bodies there hadn’t fully decomposed yet, and the odd, sweet stench was seeping in through the door gap. 

He licked his cracked lips, and a bit of red blood vessels appeared in his eyes. “If you ask me, we might as well—”

“I understand now,” Fang Xiu interrupted Blondie. “The taboo isn’t ‘no eating or drinking’. Things that meet certain conditions can be ingested. However, we lack the information to determine what those conditions are.”

“So we still have nothing to eat,” Blondie grumbled. “We’re already at the point of life and death, so we might as well—”

“I want to go outside and take a look,” Fang Xiu interrupted again.

“It’s dark out there.” Jia Xu stopped scratching his head. “Lao Mian and Mai Zi mentioned that it’s very dangerous at night.”

Fang Xiu: “But Lao Mian and Mai Zi are dead, and we didn’t get anything useful during the day.” 

If it was the same tomorrow, they would be incredibly weak and could only hide and wait for death. Fang Xiu didn’t like the term “waiting for death”.

Jia Xu: “Let’s not even talk about evil spirits. What if ‘going out alone’ is a taboo…”

“Is anyone coming with me?” Fang Xiu turned to the others.

Everyone was looking at him, but no one responded.

Fang Xiu took a deep breath and grabbed Bai Shuangying by the wrist. 

“I’ll go with my ghost,” he said. “I’m not alone.”


The author has something to say:

The nighttime world of just the two of them is about to begin☆

In fact, if he had met a normal person, Mr. Bai could have played the role of a terrifying villain who watches coldly from the sidelines.

But a normal person wouldn’t have been able to summon Mr. Bai in the first place…


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch24

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 24

“What’s going on? An air raid?”

Alois struggled to get up from Joshua’s lap, catching a glimpse of something rapidly approaching in the sky behind them. It looked like a large white bird. Did Neo Venice have such massive carnivorous birds that shot missiles? He pondered, but before he could reach a conclusion, Joshua pressed his head back down onto his lap.

“Stay still.”

The assassin maneuvered the car to fly sideways, as if making way for Her Majesty’s chariot. Taking advantage of Joshua’s distraction, Alois peeked out, trying to see what was happening.

A giant silver object reflecting the dazzling sunlight, accompanied by swirling air currents, sped past him, leaving a long trail.

Alois found the bird-like object very familiar.

“Hey? Isn’t that… the ‘Bard’?!”

It was indeed the latest fighter jet from Neo Venice, the Bard. It looked exactly like the one Alois had seen in virtual reality training, with its streamlined silver body, engines, and feather-like wings perfectly combined. It was both a deadly weapon and a stunning work of art.

However, the pilot of this Bard was clearly not as skilled as Joanna. The fighter wobbled in the air, seemingly on the verge of stalling and crashing. The earlier missile had missed Green Star Diamond Island and hit the water nearby, causing a splash. Then the Bard, drenched in water spray, crash-landed on the island.

To say it crashed might be an exaggeration. It was more like a clumsy landing by a novice pilot. The fighter landed on the island’s silver beach, skidding forward for several hundred meters, smashing through trees, and kicking up a cloud of dust before finally stopping in the middle of the rainforest.

Alois observed the scene from above, completely stunned, not knowing how to react.

“Uh… should we… should we call the police?” he asked hesitantly.

Joshua glared at him with disdain, as if to say, “Look at you, always calling the police when there’s trouble. What good are the police now? We’re pirates, remember?”

“Let’s go down and take a look first.”

‘Alright. Whatever you say.’ Alois thought. ‘I never have much say anyway.

The flying car landed on the silver beach, where the Bard had gouged a deep trench, extending into the rainforest. The ground bore scorch marks from the intense heat generated by high-speed friction. This pilot must not have paid attention in class. Even with the automatic control system, the landing shouldn’t have been this disastrous.

Joshua habitually carried a gun. “Do you have an extra one? Give me one too,” Alois asked. The assassin gave him another disdainful look. “Forget it. With your skills, I’d be thankful if you don’t shoot me.” He walked along the trench into the forest.

“What kind of look is that? I’m just rusty from not handling a gun for too long. Give me some time, and I’ll get back in shape. Hey! Joshua! Wait for me!”

The trees in the rainforest were knocked askew, but fortunately, this created a path, making it easy to walk through. Some plants were uprooted, revealing their complex root systems. Thick vines hung from the ferns above, like living creatures. Despite many plants being knocked over, the rainforest was still dense, with the canopy blocking most of the sky, letting in only patches of dappled sunlight. The sunbeams filtering through added a mysterious atmosphere.

Alois clung to Joshua’s clothes, nervously following behind. He felt like something in the forest was watching them. But every time he searched carefully, the creepy feeling disappeared.

“Joshua, let’s call the police,” Alois whispered, afraid the forest’s inhabitants might hear. “Something’s not right here.” A fern moved nearby, and he gasped, jumping aside. Joshua didn’t react at all.

A colorful lizard crawled out from under the leaves, flicking its tongue.

“It’s just a poisonous lizard,” the assassin said without stopping. “Are you afraid of this too?”

Alois quickly caught up, warily looking around. “Weren’t you afraid of cats?”

“I clearly conquered that fear.”

“Hmph, you just made friends with a cat. You make it sound like you’re so brave and heroic.”

“That’s still better than someone who’s always jumpy.”

They continued their childish bickering as they ventured deeper into the rainforest. Alois estimated they were near the island’s center. Sure enough, after passing some low-hanging vines, the silver Bard came into view.

It was almost half-buried in the dirt, its body covered in roots, leaves, and uprooted vegetation, like a swan fallen into a mud pit. Alois frowned. “Damn, which idiot is this pilot? I could strangle him!”

He approached the fighter, surprised to see that its body wasn’t pure silver but covered with intricate, lighter-colored patterns visible only up close. “What was the designer thinking…” Alois muttered, reaching the cockpit.

Now he was sure that the Bard’s pilot was either a complete novice or an idiot. Generally, after such an accident, the fighter’s escape pod would automatically eject, ensuring the pilot’s safety. But here, the escape pod hadn’t ejected. In fact, there were no signs of it even trying. Alois knew of only two reasons why the escape pod wouldn’t eject: either the fighter was damaged, or the pilot had disabled the auxiliary systems.

“Alright, if it’s the former, I’ll generously forgive you. If it’s the latter, I’ll definitely beat you up and send you back for retraining!”

Joshua joined him, looking at the beautiful silver machine. The assassin was experienced with piloting small aircraft and knew the operations of large ships, but he was clueless about fighter jets, especially the notoriously complex Neo Venice models. In this area, Alois was more knowledgeable.

“What do you think?” Joshua asked.

“Let’s hope the pilot is still alive,” Alois said. “You can’t open the cockpit from the outside unless you use the ship’s maintenance arms to pry it open.”

“Is he still alive?”

Alois regretfully searched around, finally finding a piece of nearly rotten wood. He threw the wood at the cockpit.

Bang!

The wood bounced harmlessly off the metal shell.

“Can you hear me?” he shouted.

No response.

Alois looked sadly at Joshua. “May the Lord bless him.”

“Bless him,” the assassin echoed, shaking his head.

Whirr—

The sound of mechanical movement filled the air. The metal cockpit door slowly opened.

“Bless your entire family!” A weak but spirited voice came from the cockpit. “I’m not dead yet!”

Joshua was amazed. “Oh, the Lord really did manifest! How considerate of Him!”

A slender, pale hand reached out from the cockpit. “Give me a hand! Help me out!”

Alois looked at the hand indifferently. “I suddenly want to leave.”

“Couldn’t agree more,” Joshua said.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch23

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 23

On May 25 of the Galactic Standard Calendar, the first batch of mobile islands of the year drifted to the vicinity of the Puccini spaceport from the equator with the ocean currents. Over the next six months, more archipelagos would visit the waters near Puccini like migrating schools of fish, until winter descended upon the northern hemisphere of New Venice.

The southern restaurant of the Takut Hotel was packed. From the exquisitely carved floor-to-ceiling windows, one could see the Lovena Sea, with its vast expanse of blue waves rising and falling, wave after wave crashing against the sturdy breakwater before flowing through the intricately designed complex waterways of the city.

Today’s weather was exceptionally clear. Sparse thin clouds floated in the azure sky. A few terns soared above the waves. The horizon, where the sea met the sky, lay like a smooth arc, quietly resting at the ocean’s edge.

“So beautiful!” Alois put down his knife and fork, gazing out at the ocean. “It’s my first time seeing the real sea!”

While he was admiring the ocean, Joshua swiftly forked a piece of fish from his plate. By the time Alois turned back, the fish was already in the assassin’s stomach.

“Hey! How could you do that!”

“What’s all the fuss about? Here, take it back.” Joshua picked up a clump of seaweed from his own plate and placed it on Alois’s plate.

“Joshua, being picky about food will give you hemorrhoids,” Alois said righteously.

“That’s why I’m so concerned about your colorectal health. Hurry up and eat.” Joshua advised in a tone reminiscent of a food salesman.

If the restaurant’s table hadn’t been made of metal, there would now be a stainless steel fork stuck in it.

Today was the day of the mobile islands return. When the first island’s faint silhouette appeared on the horizon, the restaurant buzzed with excitement. People left their seats, crowded at the windows, and took pictures, shouting and cheering. Alois craned his neck, but the dense wall of people blocked his view. “Damn, why didn’t I grow a bit taller!”

As he jumped up and down, trying to squeeze through the crowd, Joshua forked another piece of meat from his plate. “You want to see it that much?” he asked.

“Oh, of course!” Alois struggled to find a patch of blue through the throngs of people. At that moment, Joshua suddenly grabbed his hand.

“Then let’s go take a closer look.”

Ignoring Alois’s protest of “I’m not full yet,” Joshua dragged him out of the restaurant and to the hotel’s parking lot, renting a small open-top bat-winged flying car. The car was small, with only two seats. Joshua sat in the driver’s seat, and under his urging, Alois climbed into the passenger seat. Before he could settle in, the car started.

“Wait, I haven’t fastened my seatbelt yet!”

“What’s the point of that bothersome thing?” The car slowly ascended, flying towards the mobile islands. Soon they left the artificial land, crossing the breakwater, and arrived over the rolling blue sea.

Alois, suspicious of the open-top car, hurriedly buckled his seatbelt. If Joshua suddenly decided to show off some cool driving skills, he might have to practice his swimming skills. “What if we fall?”

The car sped up, the moist sea breeze blowing Joshua’s silver hair. He brushed the bangs from his eyes and tucked them behind his ear. “I’ll save you.”

“…I-I can swim.” Alois turned his head away.

He quickly realized Joshua was right. The seatbelt was indeed a nuisance. The car flew low over the sea, almost touching the water. Without the seatbelt, Alois could have reached out and touched the sea. A few seagulls rode the airflow created by the car, circling around them. In the sea, a school of colorful flying fish occasionally leapt out, splashing water on Alois.

Under Joshua’s mocking gaze, he unbuckled his seatbelt and reached out to touch the water below. The cold sea water ran through his fingers, making Alois shiver and pull back.

“It’s cold.” He wiped his hands on his clothes. He hadn’t expected the sea to be so cold in the warm May weather.

Joshua chuckled, taking one hand off the controls to grasp Alois’s cold, wet fingers.

The assassin’s palm was warm.

The car soon arrived above the mobile islands. Nearly a hundred islands of various sizes drifted towards the city like a school of fish. Some islands were covered in jagged rocks, others in lush jungles; some were uninhabited, while others were dotted with shell-shaped houses, resembling small villages, with many fishing boats following the islands.

Joshua brought up a satellite map, pointing to the dots on the map. “The islands marked in red are private, and those in blue are public.”

“Are we not allowed to land on private islands?”

“Correct.” Joshua looked up. “If I retire someday, I’d buy an island here and live on it forever.”

“Can islands be bought?” Alois was amazed.

“Of course. They have the technology to create artificial islands, so it’s not a big deal.”

The car flew over a verdant island, startling a flock of white birds from the tall trees. “Do you like islands that much?” Alois was surprised. Other than his aversion to sharing a bed with others and his obsession with certain foods, he’d never seen the assassin show such a clear preference for anything.

“My homeland is similar to this.” Joshua looked at the endless blue sea.

“Olympus?” Alois remembered him mentioning that he was from Olympus.

Joshua shook his head. “No. It’s the place where I was born. I grew up on an isolated island, surrounded by a blue ocean as far as the eye could see.” He paused. “Above the ocean was an endless starry sky. I always thought the ocean was more vast and boundless than the stars. It wasn’t until I stepped into the universe that I realized how wrong I was.” He smiled self-deprecatingly, but his eyes were unusually gentle, like someone lost in beautiful memories.

Alois remained silent. It was the first time Joshua had voluntarily talked about his past. The renowned assassin Mourner’s childhood was spent on a planet with oceans like Neo Venice. He tried to imagine what Joshua looked like as a child but failed. Mourner seemed to have appeared out of nowhere, with no known past, as if tracing his history was like reaching back to the origins of legend.

But Mourner undoubtedly had a past. He had a childhood. He had memories.

“Why not move back to your homeland?” Alois asked.

“Because…” Joshua hesitated, as if choosing his words carefully. “Because it no longer exists.”

Gone.

That was a dreadful word. According to the Empire’s definition of a “gone” planet, it was one that had been uninhabitable for over three hundred years and was no longer inhabited. Since humanity began colonizing space, countless planets had perished due to resource depletion, ecological disasters, and war. In the heated period of the Empire and the Federation’s wars, nearly every day saw small colonies perish in the crossfire.

Was Joshua’s homeland destroyed this way? Alois, who was born and raised in the Empire’s capital, known as the “Unfallen Star”, couldn’t imagine what it felt like to have one’s homeland wiped out. Maybe it felt like receiving a death notice for his father? Or like sitting by his mother’s deathbed, listening to her final words?

Either way, it must have been—very, very painful.

The car flew past the forest island and hovered over an island covered with silver sand. In the center of the island grew a tropical rainforest, resembling an emerald lying on a bed of silver velvet.

“That island is beautiful!” Actually, Alois didn’t think it was particularly remarkable, but he felt he needed to divert Joshua’s attention. The assassin seemed extremely melancholic at the moment.

“That is ‘Green Star Diamond Island’,” Joshua said. “It’s from Storan Wright’s long poem [The Maiden of Dreams]. ‘Oh, maiden wearing Green Star Diamond bright, why do you haunt my dreams at night? Are you inviting me to love’s embrace, or let me sink to sleep’s dark place, into the abyss, where dreams confound, and never wake, forever bound?”

Alois looked surprised.

“Sounds familiar, doesn’t it?” Joshua smiled. “Camilla has a song with lyrics adapted from this poem.”

“[Never Wake Up].” Alois remembered the song title. “I can’t believe I didn’t know this after being a fan for so many years…”

Before he could finish speaking, the flying car suddenly tilted, and the unbelted young man screamed as he fell onto Joshua’s lap.

“What are you doing?!”

The answer to Alois’s question came in the form of a whistling missile, which flew past the spot where their car had just been and headed straight for Green Star Diamond Island.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch22

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 22

“Do I need to repeat myself again? Is your recording device just for show?” In the police station, Joanna Begrel crossed her legs, puffing on a cigarette, filling the interrogation room with smoke. The officer frowned, impatiently tapping the recording device with his index finger to express his anger. But the pirate woman ignored this, continuing her ways.

“But ma’am.” The officer tried to keep his voice calm. “Your ship fired a beam cannon in the spaceport, which is a serious violation of Neo Venice spaceport control regulations. Moreover, you and your subordinates disrupted city traffic, putting great pressure on both the police and the media…”

“Is that my fault?” Joanna blew out a smoke ring. “I was being chased. If I hadn’t done that, I’d be dead. Then my subordinates would start a rebellion in Neo Venice, and the beam cannon would directly hit your council building instead of damaging an advertisement board.”

“Are you threatening me, ma’am?”

“You’re very perceptive, sir.”

The two glared at each other, and sparks seemed to flicker in the air. Alois, holding a coffee cup, moved closer to Joshua but stopped when the officer assigned to watch them gave him a warning glance. Joshua’s shoulder wound had been bandaged. “It’s a minor injury, nothing serious,” the doctor had said. “I guarantee a quick recovery without a scar!” Alois seriously doubted the doctor’s skills.

A female officer entered the interrogation room, whispering a few words to the officer. The officer’s frown relaxed, and he turned to the pirate woman. “Thank god, those lazy council members enacted the damn ‘Non-Interference Agreement’. The two flying cars and their occupants you shot down don’t belong to Neo Venice, so you won’t be charged with murder by the prosecution but will be charged with ‘disturbing public order’. Do you need to contact a lawyer, or should we assign one for you?”

“Can I make a phone call?” Joanna smiled.

Ten minutes later, the female officer reentered the interrogation room, whispering in the officer’s ear. The officer frowned again. “Thank god, ma’am, you really are well-connected. The charges against you have been reduced to ‘traffic violation causing an accident’. After paying the bail, you can leave.”

“Thank you.” Joanna smiled like a true lady. “Can I use a card?”

Outside the police station, a black bat-winged flying car hovered in mid-air, waiting. A man stood in front of it, dressed in black, blending into the night, but his pale face and hands were visible, like an old ghost.

“Oh, isn’t this Old Hikari? Why wait outside? It’s so cold! It’s warm inside the police station, and they even provide free coffee. Go in!” Joanna gestured behind her.

“This was our mistake, Captain.” Hikari bowed slightly in apology. “We offer our sincere apologies. Please forgive us.”

“Forgive?” Joanna’s mouth twitched. “I was followed as soon as I left the Portia Casino, and they were well-prepared. I was attacked before I even left the spaceport! And you call this a mistake?” She approached him, lowering her voice. “You did it on purpose, you old geezer. You knew someone would follow me and let them. Are you doubting my abilities, or do you want to taste my ship’s main cannon?”

Hikari had a look of “you guessed it”. “I’m really sorry, ma’am.” He bowed. “Your actions have proven the ‘Mad Queen’ reputation is well-deserved. Now we are completely at ease.”

“Fuck off!”

“Again, we ask for your forgiveness, ma’am. You know, I’m old, and sometimes overly cautious.” Hikari gestured, and the bat-winged car descended steadily, its door sliding open. “Let’s discuss this further somewhere else.”

“Haven’t we talked enough? Any more and we’d be dating.” Joanna looked disgusted.

“You have a great sense of humor.” Hikari slowly climbed into the car. “Please, come in. You’re staying at the Noah Hotel? We can talk there.”

“Do you want to enter an unmarried woman’s room? Give it up, old geezer.” Joanna climbed in, calling Alois and Joshua to join. “Drop them off first, then we’ll sort everything out in the car. If I get attacked again before leaving Neo Venice, I’ll tie that damn box to a timed bomb and throw it into the council building!”

“No problem, ma’am. As you wish.”

Alois and Joshua sat beside Joanna. The car door slid shut silently, and Hikari pressed a few buttons before turning back. “Where to, gentlemen?”

Alois looked uneasily at Joshua, who looked to the pirate woman.

“Take them to the Takut Hotel.”

The car ascended, flying into the traffic lane above the river, following the traffic signs obediently. “The Takut Hotel. It’s a nice place with good service, reasonable prices, delicious food, and the restaurant on the south side offers a view of the Lovena Sea…” Hikari said dreamily.

Joanna leaned back and closed her eyes. “Chatterbox. Shut up.”

Hikari obeyed.

They soon arrived at the Takut Hotel. The car stopped at the entrance, and a bellboy immediately came to greet them.

Joanna opened one eye, glancing at Alois and Joshua. “Go on.”

“Will you be okay alone?” the assassin asked.

“No worries.” The pirate woman closed her eyes again. “An omnipresent eye is watching me.”

For a believer in God, this might refer to the Almighty’s constant care for His people. But Alois understood she meant Leonard. Where there were surveillance cameras, there were his eyes.

Suddenly, he felt sympathy for the clueless old Hikari.

The Takut Hotel’s security system was top-notch, with the latest fingerprint lock technology on the doors, preventing theft and avoiding guests forgetting their keys. (After complaints from disabled guests, the hotel installed regular locks as well.)

Joshua pressed his fingerprint on the lock. A small green light accompanied the unlocking click. He entered the room, followed by someone quickly slipping in and closing the door.

The room was dark, but the city’s orange lights faintly illuminated the young man’s triumphant expression, leaning against the door.

“You look creepy when you smile,” the assassin said lazily.

“Can I sleep with you tonight?” Alois asked.

“Your room is next door.”

Joshua took a step back, but Alois climbed onto his shoulder, careful not to touch his wound. The young man’s slightly uneven breathing was evident in the dark. “Let’s sleep together, Joshua.”

“I’m very tired. I need to rest.”

“Just lying together, nothing more, I swear.” Alois moved closer, almost touching Joshua.

Joshua removed the young man’s hand from his shoulder, then traced up his arm to his neck. He pressed his palm against Alois’ throat, feeling the young man’s Adam’s apple quiver. “I can accept everything but this,” the assassin said quietly. “If you try anything, I can’t guarantee I won’t accidentally kill you.”

“I’ll be good and do nothing,” Alois pleaded hoarsely. “I promise!”

Joshua, annoyed, pushed him away. “Go back. Don’t test my limits on this.”

“Joshua…”

“Move, or I will kill you.”

Alois pouted, stepping back disappointedly.

Joshua thought he would leave dejectedly. But he didn’t. The young man stepped forward again, tightly grabbing the assassin’s clothes, his voice trembling. “Then kill me. I’m not afraid of death.”

“But I’m afraid you’ll die.” Joshua carefully hugged Alois’s head, pressing him against his chest. “I don’t want to mourn you.”

Alois heard the assassin’s heartbeat—rapid, like a drum. His own heart was no better, beating wildly as if it would burst out of his chest at any moment. No, Joshua, you’re already killing me, Alois thought.

“Go back.” Joshua let go.

Alois tried to appear calm, hoping the night would hide his blush.

“Then I’ll go,” he said. “Can I get a goodnight kiss?”

Joshua laughed. “Don’t push it.”

But he still lifted the young man’s chin and planted a kiss on his lips.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch21

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 21

“With eighty million standard currency, I could fill the entire cargo bay of the Lady of the Night with fighter jets… No, I still have to repair the ship and pay salaries. Milan has a bunch of people eagerly waiting for my return… Oh damn, why did I take on this tricky job! This sense of justice is killing me!”

Joanna’s muttering paused as a laser beam whizzed past less than an inch from her ear, almost singeing a lock of her hair. “This mop is bad enough already! Stop messing with it!” the pirate lamented.

The Gondola ascended dozens of meters, making a large arc at the boundary between the city’s light and darkness. For Joanna, who had piloted fighter jets in space and attacked enemies amid gunfire, the beams of light from behind posed no threat. But the pursuers were as annoying as flies chasing rotten meat. This Gondola was a civilian model, flashy and luxurious on the outside but unarmed. Moreover, the area was surrounded by Neo Venice’s pride, its waterfront architecture, making heavy weapons unusable. If she accidentally demolished a building, Joanna would never breathe the air of the Free City-State again. Besides, she was alone, and even if she piloted with one hand and shot with the other, she couldn’t match the two people in the pursuer’s flying car. She could only hope the pursuers’ vehicle would run out of energy first and retreat, or their driver would slip and crash into a wall.

At this moment, Joanna deeply envied the technician “Spider” back in Milan. If she had six hands like “Spider,” those damn pursuers would have already turned into corpses sinking into the sea.

“Hey! Joanna! Is playing robbers catching pirates fun?”

Leo’s voice suddenly came over the Gondola’s radio.

“You damned AI!” Joanna cursed with a smile. How could she forget this omnipotent helper? If Leo could remotely control the Gondola’s movement, she could free up her hands to take out the pursuers.

“Help me drive, Leo!” Joanna fumbled for her pistol at her waist.

“Oh, no need to trouble yourself, Captain,” Leo said lazily. “Lead them up another hundred meters, then retreat in the four o’clock direction.”

“…What are you planning?” Joanna felt a vague unease.

“The repair shop wants me to report the actual power of the auxiliary gun tomorrow, so tonight… just a little test.”

Alois regained his balance.

Once he stabilized, everything else became easier. He flew close to the water’s surface at maximum speed, ignoring the screams of bystanders. The roaring engine of the pursuing flying car and the loud splashing sounds—almost spraying water on his face—echoed from behind. Alois dared not look back, fearing that one glance might cost him his life.

A silver dot appeared in the upper right corner of his vision. A quick glance revealed it was Joshua. The assassin deftly shot at the pursuers while flying. Alois had no doubt that even if Joshua participated in the Empire Sky Board Open, he would achieve impressive results.

Ahead was a T-junction, with the straight river divided by an almond-shaped building. Alois charged toward the almond building, sharply changing direction just before crashing, and climbed upward.

He thought the flying car, being heavier, couldn’t react as quickly and would crash into the almond building. Surprisingly, the flying car maneuvered agilely, skimming the building’s glass curtain wall, weaving an S-shape, and quickly catching up with Alois.

“So persistent!”

Alois performed a flip, leaving the building in an arc while nearly stalling before diving into another waterway. Joshua followed from his nine o’clock direction.

“Give it to me!” the assassin shouted.

Alois accelerated slightly, gauging the distance between them, then threw the silver box to Joshua.

The assassin caught the box with a shocked expression, nearly crashing into an arch bridge.

“I meant the gun! Not the box! My energy clip is depleted!”

“Why didn’t you say so earlier!”

Alois wanted to sigh but couldn’t because the oncoming wind snatched it away.

The engine roar grew louder as the pursuers gave their all to catch them. Alois pulled out his pistol, turning to shoot at the flying car, missing and almost losing his balance, tumbling into the water.

“Give me the gun!” Joshua yelled.

Alois weighed the pros and cons in a second. Joshua was clearly more professional. The gun in the assassin’s hands would be most effective. In the next second, he regretted his incompetence, feeling that Joshua always ended up protecting him…

In the third second, he threw the gun.

Three seconds was too long for both Joshua and the pursuers. The assassin urgently caught the flying gun, barely aiming before a bright laser beam attacked from behind. Joshua instinctively dodged. The beam grazed his right shoulder, the searing pain reaching his bones. Years of self-training allowed the assassin to endure the pain, firing back with steady hands, each shot lethal.

“The box is in his hand!” the flying car’s driver shouted to his companion. The shattered glass lowered, and the companion discarded the handgun for a laser submachine gun, firing at Joshua.

“Fuck!” the assassin cursed, flying along the river to catch up with Alois, who was waiting ahead. He threw the silver box to him. “Go!”

“What about you?” The young man hesitated, clutching the box.

“Don’t worry about me!”

“But…” The communication terminal on Alois’ neck rang. Who would call at this time? Alois ignored the weak ringtone and vibration, following Joshua over the arch bridge adorned with silver lights.

The terminal stopped vibrating.

“Lagrange! How dare you not answer the phone!” Leonard’s angry voice boomed at maximum volume.

“Damn it! Leo! We’re about to die!”

“If you don’t listen to me, you’ll die even faster,” Leo said. “Now, find a way to make the flying car behind you rise two hundred meters, then move forty meters in the ten o’clock direction!”

Alois glanced at Joshua, who nodded. They flew diagonally upward, crashing into Camilla’s holographic billboard, passing through the bright holographic image, and rapidly ascending. One hundred meters… one hundred fifty meters… one hundred eighty meters…

The flying car clung close behind, like a piece of gum stuck to a shoe.

“Get out of the way!” Leo’s explosive roar echoed.

For a moment, Alois didn’t understand what had happened. Joshua grabbed his waist, dragging him downward with gravity.

Above, a dazzling beam of light mixed with electric currents cut through the night sky like the wrath of a god. Stars and neon dimmed in its brilliance. The black flying car was instantly consumed by the light, a dull explosion marking its end along with its two passengers’ lives.

Joshua and Alois fell over a hundred meters before the sky board’s magnetic buffer landed them on a platform. The brilliant light in the sky had faded, leaving only drifting ashes and bright afterimages on their retinas.

“Did I hit the mark?” Leo asked cheerfully.

Alois, panting, finally croaked out, “You’re a crazy AI! Firing a beam cannon from the spaceport! Were you trying to kill us too?”

“Hey! I saved your lives! Ungrateful humans! Ingrates!” the AI grumbled.

Alois dismounted the sky board. His legs were so weak he could barely stand. He sat down heavily, tossing the sky board and the silver box aside, then reconsidered and hugged the box again. They had nearly died for this thing, unsure of the secret it held.

Joshua also dropped his gun and sat beside him with one knee raised and his chin resting on it as he calmed his breathing.

Alois scooted closer to Joshua. “Joshua, are you hurt?”

“Mm.” The assassin glanced at his right shoulder. “Nothing serious.”

“Let me see.” Alois moved to check the wound, but Joshua evaded. The young man’s hand hung awkwardly in the air before withdrawing in dejection.

“Sorry,” he mumbled. “It’s my fault you’re hurt.”

Joshua shook his head. Alois was unsure if this meant “it’s okay” or “stop talking”.

“Joshua… does it hurt?”

The assassin looked at his wound. He hadn’t felt the pain during the tense moments, but now the endorphins were wearing off, and a slight sting began to jump in his flesh.

“A bit,” he said.

Alois looked at him with a mix of hope and hurt. The assassin felt an inexplicable guilt (damn, why did he feel guilty?!) and reluctantly unbuttoned his shirt, peeling off the blood-stained fabric to reveal the wound.

Alois leaned in. The wound wasn’t deep, not hitting the bone, with the bleeding stopped, and laser burns around it. Compared to other injuries in Joshua’s long assassin career, this small cut was insignificant. But it was the first time Alois saw him hurt, believing his hesitation caused it. He felt worried and guilty, deeply troubled.

“Sorry,” Alois repeated. “It’s all my fault.”

Joshua ruffled his hair without speaking.

“I… I’ll make sure you never get hurt again.”

“…It’s not your injury,” the assassin muttered.

“But you’re hurt, and I feel bad.”

The quiet night was broken by sudden sirens. After so long, Neo Venice’s police finally arrived, their lights flashing as they approached.

The two sat side by side on the platform. Below them was a sea of neon lights, above them was a starry sky, with ashes still drifting like the smoke of battle.

Before the police craft arrived, Alois sneaked a kiss on Joshua’s cheek.

The assassin pretended to gaze at the approaching police lights, not rejecting the gesture.


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Charlie’s Book Ch218

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 218

In the evening, still lingering with the last traces of summer, the inland city, surrounded by mountains, had no wind at all. The air was humid, sticky, and suffocatingly oppressive.

For outsiders from the highlands or coastal areas, this climate was so unbearable that it made them lose the motivation to do anything.

A tall, red-haired girl unbuttoned another button on her chest.

Her striking appearance and figure, different from the petite local girls, were enough to make her stand out. This action made it even harder for the men on the street to take their eyes off her: her fair skin and the prominent half of her chest were boldly exposed to the air. Even the bold streetwalkers wouldn’t dare to open their collars so low.

But no one dared to treat her like a streetwalker and approach her because her expression was too calm and composed, even with a hint of indifferent arrogance. Coupled with her deep eye sockets and high nose, she exuded a sharp aura of “men are all trash”. Although attracted by her appearance and bold demeanor, it was still early, and most men weren’t yet drunk enough to think they could flirt with this beauty—truth be told, even without considering her heels, she was taller than most men on the street. Admiring was one thing, but no one wanted to stand in front of her and become a laughingstock.

“Vasilia!” someone called out to her.

Vasilia looked up and saw her friend Alibeth standing in front of a tavern, so she changed her original plan and walked towards the tavern.

Alibeth was also tall, but not as tall as Vasilia. Her hair was closer to brown, and she had a faint dimple on her left cheek when she smiled.

Vasilia glanced at the half-open door and could tell that the tavern wasn’t of high quality. The people inside were those with limited pocket money or travel expenses. Even though it was still daylight, it was already lively and noisy, with people drinking.

Seeing Vasilia’s raised eyebrows, Alibeth didn’t need to speak to know what her friend was thinking. “Alibeth, how did you end up in such a place looking for men?”

“It’s not me,” Alibeth quickly said. “It’s Shana who met a singing guy a few days ago, and I’m here to find her.”

Vasilia said, “Remember to remind her not to get pregnant by accident.”

Alibeth was momentarily choked by her bluntness.

They were the new generation of the Lion Family. Every year, some girls between the ages of 16 and 20 were allowed to leave their hometown to travel around the continent, broaden their horizons, hone their skills, and also—fall in love.

If they met outstanding men during their journey and had excellent offspring with them, it would be a good thing. This was the tradition of the Lion Family.

“She’s just playing around,” Alibeth said helplessly. “Although Shana is a bit wild, she’s very careful about such things.”

Bards, as a group, were indeed mostly charming and humorous, with a talent that particularly appealed to girls. But for the Lion Family, men who sang and wrote poetry every day were too weak and wouldn’t be considered as potential fathers for someone like Vasilia, who was in the cadre reserve.

Vasilia always preferred to be alone, while Alibeth was good friends with Shana. The three of them happened to meet in this city and naturally gathered together, but Vasilia couldn’t agree with Shana’s overly broad choice of partners.

“Want to go upstairs and drag Shana out with me?” Alibeth invited her. “That girl gets too carried away with men. If she’s still naked in bed, I’ll need help wrapping her in a sheet and throwing her out the second-floor window to sober up.”

Vasilia was amused by Alibeth’s harsh words, which put her in a slightly better mood. She really didn’t want to step into this roadside tavern, but since Alibeth said so, Vasilia also thought Shana needed some restraint.

“Alright,” she said.

The two pretty girls received a chorus of whistles and lewd or covetous looks as they walked into the tavern, along with a small portion of disdain.

For example:

“What is that? A woman?”

“Where do such tall women come from, fuck…”

“Freak. Maybe she’s a witch…”

Alibeth coldly glanced at the corner, where a few men were commenting on Vasilia’s figure. The men, who thought they were quiet enough, immediately shut up under her imposing gaze.

“Don’t mind them,” Alibeth said as she made her way through the tables and crowd with Vasilia. “They’re just a bunch of wimps.” If it came to a fight, even together, they wouldn’t be enough for them to warm up.

Vasilia didn’t mind at all. Like everyone else, hunting the opposite sex was one of her purposes in traveling the continent, but she always liked men who were strong enough. Appearance was secondary. The main thing was to be tall, robust, and have a beast-like quality…

Vasilia suddenly stopped.

“Vasilia?” Alibeth, standing on the stairs, looked back in confusion.

Vasilia withdrew her gaze.

“Nothing,” Vasilia said.

As they walked up the third-floor corridor, they heard Shana’s naturally slightly hoarse and uninhibited laughter. There was no need to search—the wide-open door and the noisy room were undoubtedly their target.

“Shana!” Alibeth stood at the door with her hands on her hips, frowning at the overwhelming smell of alcohol inside.

Shana, with freckles on her nose, was sitting cross-legged on the bed, playing dice with a long-haired man. There were three or four other people in the room, both men and women, clapping, cheering, and laughing heartily.

“Alibeth, why are you here? Feeling lonely without me?” Shana was wearing only a thin robe, which seemed to be wrapped haphazardly around her body, almost fitting Alibeth’s prediction of “wrapping her naked in a sheet”.

“You’ve been playing for too long. Remember, we have to leave for Lakan City tomorrow?” Alibeth said helplessly. “Have you been fooling around in this room for the past few days?”

The long-haired man touched Shana’s thigh. “Shana, baby, are you leaving me?”

Shana threw the dice aside and leaned against him. “No, leaving you would be worse than death.”

Alibeth was used to Shana’s behavior, but the noisy crowd in the room made her a bit impatient. She glanced at the men and women on the carpet who ignored her, seriously considering whether to throw them all out first.

Vasilia approached Alibeth, who was half a head shorter. Even without entering the room, she could see inside.

“There’s been a change, Shana,” Vasilia said expressionlessly. “‘Over there’ sent a message.”

Both Alibeth and Shana’s expressions changed almost immediately. Shana straightened up, tied her messy curls into a ponytail, and effortlessly jumped off the bed.

“Shana?” The handsome, dark-skinned man was a bit taken aback.

“I love you, Ronan, but I have to go.” Shana blew him a kiss. “It’s okay if you forget me.”

Alibeth had no interest in irrelevant people. She and Shana followed Vasilia into the hallway, eagerly asking, “What message? Is there a mission?”

Vasilia’s performance and rank in the family were higher than theirs, so the two girls fully trusted that Vasilia had received orders from their superiors.

“Oh, two days ago, Lord Yelia said, ‘Return by the first snowfall this year,'” Vasilia said.

Alibeth and Shana: “…Is that it?”

This kind of notification was clearly a mass message, only differing in the time of receipt!

Alibeth realized that Vasilia was making an excuse to get Shana out. She slapped Shana alertly. “Alright, do you still want to go back? We need to leave as planned tomorrow.”

Shana shrugged. “But Ronan has great skills, and he’s gentle and patient.”

She said this, but she had no intention of turning back.

Vasilia led the way down the stairs. “Gentle… you like such weak men?”

“I’m not like you,” Shana said. “Or rather, you’re not like most women. I know you like those gladiators who can match you in a fight—oh.”

She let out a teasing whistle.

Alibeth, walking last, didn’t understand why Shana suddenly stopped on the stairs.

“What’s wrong?” she asked, puzzled.

Shana stepped aside to make room for her.

Alibeth saw that Vasilia had already walked down the stairs, but instead of leaving, she went to a corner. In that dimly lit corner, a man sat at a table against the wall. He was very tall, with broad shoulders and long legs. Most importantly, his seemingly ordinary posture and clothing couldn’t hide his superior physique—Alibeth was sure that beneath those clothes were well-trained muscles.

The warriors of the Lion Family were like that, shaping their bodies through years of rigorous training. The man exuded a similar aura, and Alibeth was surprised she hadn’t noticed him when they entered.

But clearly, Vasilia had.

She walked to the table and sat down directly.

“Want a drink?” she asked.

The tall man, even while sitting, was a head taller than others. He glanced at Vasilia, but his gaze lingered on her face rather than her boldly exposed chest.

His scrutiny was almost presumptuous, but Vasilia didn’t feel offended.

“No,” he said.

Vasilia wasn’t angry at the refusal. Instead, she showed her first smile of the night with great interest.

“Is it because I’m not attractive enough?” she bluntly asked. “Do you prefer pure, pitiful girls?”

The tables along the tavern walls were designed for one or two people. Both of them were taller than average, so even sitting normally, their long legs were already touching under the table.

Vasilia leaned forward, bringing her face closer to his. “Am I not your type?”

The men around them stared, but her target leaned forward, easily blocking most of their view.

His move seemed intimate, as if he were about to kiss Vasilia’s earlobe, but only she heard his low, steady voice.

“I don’t sleep with a Lioness.” His naturally deep voice deliberately lowered and vibrated the air, giving Vasilia goosebumps.

As he finished, he started to pull back, but Vasilia grabbed his collar, preventing him from retreating.

“How about a fight?” Vasilia’s eyes sparkled with flames. “If you lose, you listen to me.”

The man was silent for a moment, then pried her hand off.

“What if you lose?” he asked.

“I won’t lose.” Vasilia was always confident.

“Oh,” the man said softly. “Then you’d better remember the name of the first person to defeat you.”

“My name is McMullen.”


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Their reunion is in Chapter 180.


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Charlie’s Book Ch217

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 217

“Charlie! Charlie!”

“Charlie—ah!”

Lorraine crossed the neatly trimmed boxwood bushes and found himself nearly stepping on his friend, which startled him.

Charlie was lying so close to the boxwood that it was hard to notice someone was hiding there, sleeping.

Charlie was already awake, but the winter sun warming his body made him feel too lazy to move.

Lorraine lifted the textbook covering Charlie’s face. “I’ve been looking for you for ages. How did you end up here?”

Charlie opened his eyes and yawned long and hard. “What time is it now?”

“It’s at least four o’clock. You missed lunch. John and Leflar said they haven’t seen you all day,” Lorraine looked at Charlie and couldn’t help but laugh. “Is it because graduation is approaching, and the many clingy admirers are annoying you?”

“No, that’s not it.” Charlie sat up, pulled two apples out of his robe pocket, and handed one to Lorraine. “I stayed up late last night. Calvin insisted I revise—”

Lorraine looked at him disapprovingly.

“Revise the graduation speech,” Charlie insisted on finishing. “This is the third time. If he’s still not satisfied, I won’t give it. Honestly, I didn’t want to give the speech in the first place.”

“You should address him as Professor Calvin,” Lorraine said. “And giving the speech on behalf of all graduates is an honor. It proves the school and teachers recognize your excellence.”

Charlie shrugged. “Their requirements are too many.”

“Like what?”

“Like no mentions of poop or farts, no jokes about cats, no encouraging other students to ignore their grades and only study what interests them—”

“That’s reasonable! Are you planning to say those things in front of the whole school?” Lorraine said incredulously. “Joking in that setting is inappropriate… Wait, the cat joke—is it about the dean you nicknamed ‘Big White Cat’?”

Charlie brushed the grass off his backpack, pretending not to hear his friend’s question.

“I need to see the professor before dinner.” Charlie dodged Lorraine’s hammer of justice, laughing as he ran. “Don’t wait for me to eat. You know how long-winded he can be.”

Lorraine watched Charlie’s retreating figure with exasperation, still wanting to remind him to be polite to the teachers, but he saw someone approaching and stopped.

“Senior Lorraine!” Two lower-year girls passing by brightened up when they saw Lorraine.

Lorraine turned around and adjusted his glasses.

“Senior, congratulations on being accepted by Golden Fountain Pharmaceuticals ahead of graduation—this is their first time hiring a student who hasn’t graduated yet. You’re amazing!”

Lorraine smiled at them. “Thank you.”

One of the girls, with short hair, hesitated before asking expectantly, “Will Senior Charlie stay at the school? We heard the dean wants him to be Professor Calvin’s assistant.”

“That’s also a first for the academy, right?” her lively friend chimed in.

Lorraine shook his head. “Where do you hear these rumors? I can’t answer for Charlie.”

“Do you know where he is? We haven’t seen him in the cafeteria these days.” The short-haired girl, persistent about Charlie, pressed on.

Lorraine glanced in the direction Charlie had run, but the target was long gone.

“You’ll see him at the graduation ceremony,” he said.

“The graduation ceremony is a serious occasion.” Calvin frowned immediately upon seeing Charlie’s appearance. “Don’t let me see you looking like this then—look at you!”

He raised his hand, and a standing mirror, taller than a person, walked over on its gilded legs, positioning itself in front of Charlie.

Charlie’s robe and hair were both a mess from sleeping, his eyes still red from yawning, and his shirt collar and tie were nowhere to be seen.

“Because I was focused on revising the speech, Professor,” Charlie said politely. “I couldn’t pay attention to my appearance.”

Calvin took the stack of papers Charlie handed over but didn’t look through them immediately. He set them aside.

“The suggestion I gave you last time, have you considered it?” Calvin asked.

Charlie thought for a moment. “Thank you, Professor, but I still don’t think staying at the school for too long suits me.”

“The outside world is complicated and can’t support you like the academy. You have magical talent, Charlie. It would be best if you could continue to hone it.”

Charlie looked at Calvin. The temperamental old man before him was a renowned grand magus across the continent, and almost every magic academy of any size used textbooks he had written. However…

Charlie lowered his eyes to look at his toes.

“But I have to go home first, Professor,” he said solemnly. “I’ve been away too long. My parents miss me. If I stayed at the school right after graduation, they might travel a long way to protest to the dean.”

Calvin understood his star pupil well, so he couldn’t help but sigh.

“I’ll keep a position for you,” Calvin finally said. “If you regret it within five years, come back anytime.”

Charlie blinked. “Professor, do you only have love and patience for me for five years?”

“Because I’m already very old!” Calvin eventually couldn’t help but roar, like an angry groundhog.

“Alright, alright, don’t get so worked up.” Charlie backed out of Calvin’s office, still laughing. “I’ll seriously consider it. I promise.”

Calvin took a deep breath, and after Charlie had completely exited the room, he reluctantly added, “If you encounter any problems, write back and discuss them with me.”

“Okay—” Charlie’s voice echoed back from the corridor.

Monterey Academy was the most famous and oldest magic school on the continent, excelling in every aspect except for its peculiar timing for admissions and graduation: entrance exams were held during the hottest part of summer, and graduation was in winter—after the graduation ceremony, dormitories would be reclaimed and organized, and graduates who had traveled from afar would have to embark on their journey home in the cold of winter.

Some students with poor health or affluent families would stay in the city until spring, as they could get a good discount with their academy badge and spend a cozy winter by a burning fireplace.

Charlie’s roommates planned to do just that, so even as the departure time approached, they hadn’t packed much because the booked hotels offered packing services.

Only Charlie’s belongings were gradually being packed up.

When he walked into the dormitory, he saw the tall John examining his suitcase.

“Are you really not spending the winter with us, Charlie?” John asked again when he saw him. “Leflar and I rented suites, and there’s definitely room for one more. If you’re worried about the rent—”

“That’s not the reason.” Charlie didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. “Leflar, we’re about to graduate, and you still think I’m a poor kid driven out by my stepmother, barely managing to study with my mother’s small inheritance? I may not be rich, but I—”

“Don’t mind him, Charlie,” John, who was sitting on a single sofa, interrupted. “Because his father is so rich, everyone else seems poor to him.”

“Except Lorraine,” John added. “He’s also a young master.”

At that moment, Lorraine pushed the door open and looked relieved to see Charlie.

“So, you’re back,” Lorraine said. “I was about to send a scout to notify you: that girl is waiting for you downstairs again. Did you come up through the west tower?”

“Elena?” Charlie was a bit surprised. “I did come up through the tower because it’s closer to Professor Calvin’s office.”

“Why does she keep coming to you?” Leflar frowned. “This is too persistent. Other girls aren’t like this. What’s she after this time? Afraid she won’t see you again and wants to propose?”

“Don’t say that.” Charlie put his robe back on. “I’ll go persuade her.”

“No,” John said a bit forcefully. “Elena’s been pestering you for a while. You promised not to give her any hope, which is best for everyone.”

“I don’t intend to give her hope, but it might snow tonight. If I ignore her, she’ll wait downstairs all night again.” Charlie glanced at the weather jar by his bed.

“I’ll go convince her to leave.” John stood up from the sofa. “You sit tight.”

“I’ll go too.” Lorraine hadn’t taken off his coat and turned to open the door.

“I’ll go!” Leflar stood up, but John and Lorraine said in unison, “You sit down!”

He was startled and sat back on the bed, looking like a bullied big dog.

Charlie squatted on the carpet, continuing to pack his suitcase.

Leflar asked him, “Are you going home? Why are you in such a hurry?”

Charlie didn’t stop packing, stuffing several towels into his suitcase. “Probably. Most people go home, right?”

Leflar watched his movements and suddenly said, “So, you’re not going home.”

Charlie looked up at him in surprise. The big dog rarely showed such insight.

“You never tell us where your home is. Now we’re about to graduate. Where should we send letters to you in the future?” Leflar pressed on. “You never say anything. It’s not right, Charlie.”

Charlie said, “Alright, I’m actually not going home, Leflar. I plan to wander around the continent, not sure where I’ll go, so I can’t give you an address. But I’ll write to you and tell you where I am, what kind of scenery I see, and who—”

“What kind of beauties you’ll meet.” Leflar immediately shifted his focus.

Charlie laughed. “Yes!”

“That sounds romantic. I’d like to try it too.” Leflar said longingly. “Adventuring across the continent, pursuing the most beautiful girls, defeating the most evil forces of darkness, saving the world!”

“But your father won’t allow it,” Charlie reminded him.

“You’re right.” Leflar immediately deflated. “He doesn’t trust me, thinks I’m useless. If only I have your talent. The professors all say you’ll become a great mage.”

“You have talent. No one in the academy has more athletic talent than you, just like Lorraine’s talent in potions and John’s talent in applied mechanics. You all taught me a lot. Otherwise, my exam scores wouldn’t be so good.”

“My father says I’m a big fool compared to you all,” Leflar said.

“Does he say that to Monterey’s star captain? Do the girls who cheer for you agree?”

The two boys stared at each other across the four-poster bed for a moment, then burst into laughter, making Lorraine and John, who came in afterward, puzzled.

“What are you guys talking about?”

“Charlie said he’ll write to us during his adventures.”

“Adventures? What adventures?”

“Saving the world adventures.”

“What the hell… Hahaha!”

Teenage boys always had a low threshold for laughter. Soon, the four were laughing together. The tightly closed windows kept the warmth and noise inside. No one noticed the tiny snowflakes starting to fall outside.


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Charlie’s Book Ch216

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 216

Charlie forcefully jabbed the ceiling with a broomstick, causing several spiders to fall down with the dust, quickly scurrying into the gaps in the corners.

Dwight stepped back abruptly, but through the sunlight streaming into the room, he could still see countless tiny particles swirling in the air, making his skin crawl.

“That’s why I suggested you tie up your hair.” Seeing his reaction, Charlie turned around with a smile, resting his chin on the broom handle. “Proper protective measures are essential for a deep clean.”

“Can’t we just—”

“No,” Charlie interrupted, looking displeased. “This house is full of my treasures. I can’t just let anyone come in and touch everything.”

A few minutes ago, the Duke of Brandenburg, who didn’t even know what a broom was specifically used for, felt a bit angry. He thought anything on him could fetch enough money to buy this old house, making it entirely unnecessary to spend time and effort cleaning it himself. However, he then realized that Charlie’s words classified him as “one of his own”, which soothed his anger quite a bit.

Even though it was hard for him to accept standing in a large pile of dust.

Charlie could clearly see that Dwight was very uncomfortable now, so he gently pushed him outside the door. “Take a walk anywhere you like and buy some food. Tonight, there’s no way we can clean the oven in time.”

Dwight was pushed onto the porch, and then Charlie shut the door with a bang and continued his battle.

With nothing to do, the Duke of Brandenburg could only wander aimlessly along the street. Occasionally, residents of Maplewood would cast curious glances at him. But Charlie had prepared a potion that temporarily changed his skin and hair color. Combined with Charlie’s skillful makeup techniques, the Duke’s imposing appearance was significantly toned down, so the passersby were more curious than intimidated.

“Good afternoon, sir!” A passerby greeted him.

Dwight nodded at him.

“Where are you from?” The other person, an elderly man, seemed very talkative.

“Lemena,” the Duke replied.

“Ah, that’s a good place, but our Maplewood syrup cakes are also good.” The old man tipped his hat to him as they passed each other on the narrow stone bridge.

Dwight didn’t know where the syrup cakes were sold, but the smell of baking wafting along the street was an obvious guide. He walked with his hands in his pockets, his mind wandering.

Previously, Charlie had lived in Maplewood for quite a while when he was still Rabbit Head, selling some mystical trinkets to the residents who came to his door.

On idle afternoons without business, Rabbit Head might also wander around like he was now, and upon smelling the aroma, would surely head in that direction.

At the end of the street, the cobblestone path turned into a wide stone road. Occasionally, carriages passed by, with lanterns hanging from the front, swaying violently but never falling off.

Among the residences, there were some shops, all family-run. Some sold dried herbs, some handmade leather boots, and others fruits. None of this was surprising. There was also a very small house with a foldable door panel displaying several large glass jars filled with various brightly colored liquids, shining in the sunlight.

A delightful drink shop, the kind Rabbit Head loved.

Dwight stopped. The middle-aged woman inside, knitting, noticed a customer and enthusiastically promoted her beet juice and orange juice.

They were quite cheap.

Thinking about the dust swirling at 22 Paulownia Street, he asked the shopkeeper to add an extra handful of crushed mint leaves to the orange juice and bought the entire large glass jar.

The prices in this small town were fair. The Duke of Brandenburg, rarely shopping, was misled by this appearance. By the time he finally bought the freshly baked sweet bread, he found his arms were already full. Adding the bread bag would completely block his view.

The shopkeeper, holding the bread bag, made a gesture, feeling a bit embarrassed.

Dwight didn’t want to carry such a large pile of things back. He looked around and nodded towards a boy carrying a large tray of baked goods from the back.

“Your son?” he asked the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper nodded.

“I’ll pay a silver coin if he delivers these things back for me.”

Such a matter-of-fact tone sounded a bit rude, but neither the shopkeeper nor his son minded.

“That’s too much,” the shopkeeper said. “You bought my bread, so you could—”

Dwight ignored him, transferring all the items in his hands to the muscular boy. “22 Paulownia Street. Leave it on the porch. No need to ring the bell.”

The boy glanced at his father, eagerly accepting the task.

The shopkeeper’s attention was indeed diverted.

“22 Paulownia Street?” He raised his voice. “Isn’t that Charlie’s house? Is Charlie back?”

“Are you Charlie’s friend? That rascal! Coming back without a word…” The shopkeeper returned the silver coin and the money for the bread to Dwight. “Here. You don’t need to pay.”

Dwight didn’t quite understand the shopkeeper’s sudden excitement and didn’t take the money back. “This is what you deserve.”

“Is Charlie really back?” The shopkeeper confirmed again.

Dwight said, “Yes. He came back to check on the house.”

The other person seemed to have many more questions for him, but Dwight wasn’t very good at handling such direct emotional interactions. Taking advantage of the moment when another customer arrived, he quickly walked away.

Hiring the bakery boy as a temporary porter was a good idea because Dwight bought many more items on his way back—a variety of things so miscellaneous and mysterious that he couldn’t even explain why he suddenly felt the need for them.

“Celery, carrots, and lettuce.” Charlie squatted on the porch, taking inventory of the items scattered around. “Tell me honestly, do you prefer my head as a rabbit? There’s no need to be so subtle. If you want, I can cooperate.”

“There are also roasted meat and sweet bread.” Dwight used his heel to nudge a bag of onions inside.

“Alright, help me move all these to the kitchen.” Charlie sighed, picking up several bags first. “You bought enough to throw a party. I told you we should have brought George and Shiloh along. I don’t know why you insisted on not bringing even Shivers this time.”

If Shivers were here, at least there would be an extra hand for cleaning. However, Charlie was used to doing things himself and managed to make the house livable just as the sun set.

“George has a sensitive nose. He would keep sneezing if he stayed in an old house for too long.” Dwight casually placed a basket of apples on the kitchen floor. “Unless you want to spend the whole night staying up helping him blow his nose.”

Charlie turned to face him, arms crossed.

“I haven’t asked you yet. How did you raise my nephew like this? He’s sick more often than Louis was as a child.” Charlie looked like he was accusing him of a crime.

“Priscilla was like that when she was little.” Dwight didn’t even look at him, striding into the kitchen with his long legs.

Charlie sulkily dropped his hands.

“We left him behind and came to Maplewood. He must be crying again.” Charlie and Dwight moved the dining table into place and lit several candles (because the gas lamps weren’t working due to unpaid bills).

Dwight, without looking up, placed bread, roast meat, and juice on the table. “Even if we were all in Brandenburg, he would cry every day.”

It was fine before, but since Charlie arrived, George had become the world’s biggest crybaby. He cried when he woke up at night, cried when he saw bugs, and cried even more when he lost a fight with the cat—because Charlie always went to hold him.

Facing the Duke’s reproachful look, Charlie quickly changed the subject. “Elly’s drinks, Old Fred’s bread, Red-Nosed Joe’s best roast pork—you bought all my favorite things from before. Does this mean our love has sublimated into tacit understanding?”

Dwight’s response was a light kick to him under the table.

Although they had left in a hurry, Charlie had made thorough preparations: the furniture was covered with dust cloths, fragile items were put away in drawers, doors and windows were tightly shut, and even the plants in the front garden were entrusted to a neighbor for care. They were still thriving.

Charlie’s room was on the second floor, facing the street, with a large wooden window but no balcony. Charlie liked the feeling of fresh air, so he placed his bed by the window. If he opened the curtains, he could see the moon while lying in bed.

Tonight, the moon was large and round. He sat on the windowsill, gazing at the quiet, empty Paulownia Street. The streetlights were still on, with many moths flying around the light clusters. Charlie watched, lost in thought.

Until an arm encircled his waist from behind.

Charlie turned around to see Dwight, who had woken up without him noticing.

“Sorry, is the wind too strong?” Charlie wanted to close the window a bit, but Dwight stopped him.

The Duke of Brandenburg had grown up and was much stronger—though he was never weak to begin with.

“What are you thinking about?” Dwight asked.

Charlie slid down from the windowsill and lay back on the bed, facing Dwight.

“I was thinking about the past,” he said. “About our old life.”

Dwight had washed off his disguise from earlier; his long, pale golden hair spread out on the bed sheet, looking like he had stolen half a moon from the sky.

“More happy memories or sad ones?” he asked again.

Charlie: “……”

Despite everything, this guy’s bluntness never changed for love.

“More sad memories,” Charlie admitted. “I was thinking about Columbus. This house has never been so quiet.”

Dwight pulled Charlie into his arms like George hugging a toy, then wrapped them both in a blanket.

“I knew it.” His voice was muffled under the blanket. “Hiding his base on the porch wouldn’t help.”

Charlie: “…Wait, you hid it? I thought some mischievous kid took it today!”

The little tin soldier used to have a base on the porch, not for any practical purpose but just to look more like a purely decorative toy. When new visitors knocked on the door, it was Rabbit Head and the tin soldier’s shared hobby to scare them by suddenly speaking.

Dwight said, “I knew you would miss him when you came back. I knew you would be sad, so I didn’t let anyone else come along.”

Charlie fumbled under the blanket to pinch his face. “I don’t get the logic.”

“You always don’t want to show your sadness.” Dwight ignored his actions and continued, “You don’t want to be seen—but I’m not ‘anyone’. If anyone can make you less sad, I hope it’s only me.”

Charlie began to understand what Dwight meant. He pulled back the blanket covering them, revealing Dwight’s face, whose eyes, light as a handicraft, were staring at him unblinkingly.

“In return,” Dwight pulled Charlie closer, resting his chin on his shoulder, “As long as you feel better, I’ll fulfill any wish you have. Just say it.”

Charlie chuckled softly. “Any wish? That sounds familiar. Did you wait to say this until we were at 22 Paulownia Street on purpose?”

“Romantic, isn’t it?” Dwight asked seriously.

“Romantic to death,” Charlie replied just as seriously, kissing the tip of his ear. “My wish has long been fulfilled. Love, you are a remarkable shopkeeper.”


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Charlie’s Book Ch215

Author: 冬瓜茶仙人 / Winter Melon Tea Immortal

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 215

“Arnie!” Priscilla quickly ran down the steps, tightly hugging her little brother, who had just gotten off the carriage.

She hugged him so tightly that Arnie could barely breathe.

“Priscilla.” Arnie comfortingly patted her back.

“Are you—are you okay?” Priscilla asked excitedly.

“Alright, do we have to stand here to talk?” Duke Dwight laughed. “Priscilla, let your mother and I catch our breath—this trip wasn’t easy.”

Priscilla gripped Arnie’s hand tightly, afraid that if she let go, her brother would disappear again. “Tell me, where have you been?”

There was no one in Brandenburg who wasn’t worried about Arnie.

He was placed on the large sofa in the living room, surrounded by a circle of people, staring at his face, checking if he had been mistreated.

Arnie, of course, hadn’t been mistreated.

Although the conditions in the forest were a bit rough, the Nawen tribe didn’t mistreat this young nobleman. When he returned, Arnie’s cheeks were still round and full, and his skin as tender as it was before he left home.

The young master of the Dwight family was still the cutest child in Lemena.

Knowing his sister was frightened, Arnie, unusually, sat close to Priscilla, slowly recounting the story of how the big, dumb guy from the Nawen tribe privately ran off to become a bandit and how the seer allowed him into the elf ruins.

Although she shared the same blood as her brother, Priscilla wasn’t very interested in elves. She repeatedly checked if Arnie was hurt, and although he assured her he had a decent time, Priscilla couldn’t believe he hadn’t been wronged, being taken alone to an unfamiliar environment.

“You’re the heir of Brandenburg.” Priscilla was still displeased with the troublesome relative. “You haven’t been without attendants since you were little—did the Nawen tribe know what you like to eat? Did they know that coarse fabrics would chafe your skin?”

In Priscilla’s eyes, five-year-old Arnie was still a baby (though she believed that at nine, she was mature enough), and how could he be without constant care?

Arnie was a bit confused. The long journey made his mind sluggish, and recalling specific details was suddenly very tiring.

Priscilla immediately noticed his fatigue and asked Elaby to arrange for him to wash up and sleep.

“When you wake up, there will be a surprise,” Priscilla said. “Have a good dream, Arnie.”

But Arnie didn’t sleep well. Perhaps it was because he had been away, lying in his big bed, tossing and turning, feeling something was off.

He wanted someone to sleep with him tonight—but Arnie was too embarrassed to ask.

So he got out of bed, pulled the largest long pillow from the closet, dragged it back to bed, and only then barely managed to fall asleep holding it.

Duke Dwight asked Elaby to wake Arnie around three in the afternoon. Rest was important, but overindulgence could disrupt Arnie’s otherwise excellent habits.

Arnie was quite grumpy when woken up today, unwilling to get out of bed, and was eventually carried out of the bedroom by Elaby.

“He might have a slight fever.” Elaby worriedly told the Duke, feeling that the child’s neck and hands were a bit warm.

“Check again in half an hour. He just got out of the covers.” The Duke had a hat put on Arnie, then took the grumpy little boy into his arms.

“Arnie, the capital has a gift for you.” The Duke coaxed as they left the castle. “Don’t you want to see what it is?”

Arnie, resting his head on his father’s shoulder, wasn’t very enthusiastic. “What is it?”

The Duke felt his son had become clingier after the incident, as Arnie wasn’t usually this affectionate. He softened his voice. “Two ponies—the Emperor sent them for you.”

There wasn’t a boy who disliked horses. Arnie indeed perked up, finally lifting his head. “Where are they?”

“Albert is bringing them over.” The Duke put him down. They were in a beautiful grassy area outside the castle, with the sun shining warmly but not too strongly.

Arnie’s eyes widened as he saw Albert riding over, followed by two small ponies, one black and one white, very cute.

“They’re still very young.” Albert dismounted and smiled at Arnie. “Do you want to pet them?”

Of course, he did.

The ponies were about the same height as Arnie, very friendly. Arnie petted them all over, finally smiling.

“These are a gift from the Emperor.” The Duke squatted beside Arnie, petting the ponies with him. “Your mother and I also have a gift for you. Although it’s a bit early, we think it’s time to consider your knight candidate.”

The Dwight family had a long history, and their inherited wealth was astonishing, but the responsibilities each heir had to bear were equally significant, making the head’s safety paramount. The Brandenburg Knights were established for this purpose.

Arnie knew he would have a knight eventually, but he didn’t like playing with other kids. Brandenburg had only two children, but the capital had many princes, princesses, and other noble kids. Boys his age were always too excited and sweaty, and while girls liked him, he didn’t like being touched.

Arnie asked, “Can’t I have Alfred?”

Though Alfred was his father’s knight, Arnie thought that when he inherited the title, Alfred would still be strong enough—he didn’t mind men being older.

The Duke laughed heartily. “You don’t want Alfred to retire? He would cry if he heard that. Apparently, he found a promising young candidate among the Nawen tribe to bring back as an apprentice.”

Arnie didn’t like hearing this and moved behind the pony, staying silent.

Both Arnie and the potential knight candidates were still very young. The Duke didn’t want to force Arnie to accept immediately, so he gently suggested, “For now, it’s just a trial. We haven’t decided who will be your knight. You have many years before you come of age, so think of it as having a few more friends to grow up with. Wouldn’t that be nice?”

Arnie said, “But I want Alfred.”

The Duke pulled him close and stood up, holding him with one arm.

“Duke Dwight will have only one Knight Commander. Alfred and I met when we were very young.” The Duke said, “He will protect you, Priscilla, and your mother with his life, but that’s because his oath of loyalty is to me, before you were born.”

“When you inherit the title, Alfred will still love you like your mother, sister, and I do, but it will be a different kind of responsibility—you’ll understand that in time.” The Duke patted his head, in the same way, he had just petted the pony.

……

“So, they’re all future Brandenburg Knights?” Erica leaned on the windowsill and looked down. Brandenburg often held banquets, but it was rare for the main characters to be children, like today. She was a bit curious.

“Erica, can’t you act a bit more ladylike?” Albert, with a headache, pulled his sister down. “Why are you still wearing that? Where’s the dress mother prepared for you?”

Erica rolled her eyes at her brother and ran off as soon as she landed.

Albert didn’t have time to catch her. He was very busy today. Just dealing with the grumpy Young Master Arnie was enough for everyone.

“Still haven’t found him?” he asked the person hurriedly passing by the terrace.

The person gave a wry smile. Brandenburg was so large that a small child could hide anywhere, making it hard to find him.

“Albert!” Elaby leaned over. “Can you see what Miss Priscilla is doing down there?”

Albert was stunned for a second.

The castle garden’s lawn was decorated with many things children liked. The long table covered with a white tablecloth was filled with candies, puddings, small cookies, and drinks, stretching as far as the eye could see. But among the guests, the slightly older children looked a bit puzzled, just like their parents.

Everyone knew that this banquet was held by the Duke to select playmates—or rather, knights—for his son. Although all the invited children came from good families, titles and wealth couldn’t withstand the increasing division among more and more descendants.

Parents with some foresight were consciously seeking future prospects for their children, and this was undoubtedly a great opportunity. Regardless of whether their children could understand the significance, they emphasized before departure that it was crucial to leave a deep impression on the future Duke Dwight. Making friends would be even better.

But who could have thought that the main target wasn’t present?

“I was going to bring the rocking horse in advance, but Miss Priscilla said she had other plans.” Elaby had a headache. “Please, see what she’s up to?”

“No.” Albert looked at Priscilla on the lawn below. With Arnie not around, she was naturally the focus of the banquet, currently talking to everyone. From this distance, Elaby couldn’t hear what she was saying, but it was clear everyone was listening attentively.

“She said to let the children find Master Arnie.” Albert, skilled in lip-reading, easily relayed what was happening on the lawn.

“The first one to find him gets a mysterious prize… Miss Priscilla is really clever.” Albert raised an eyebrow.

A hide-and-seek game was naturally more interesting than being led by parents to perform talents. The children didn’t need much prompting and soon left the lawn.

“But where did Master Arnie go?” Elaby wondered. “We’ve searched all his usual places.”

Arnie was in a tree.

No one knew he could climb trees—not even himself. It was a sudden whim. Walking in the garden, he saw the tree with the densest crown and suddenly wanted to climb it.

So he did. He didn’t think he missed the Nawen tribe’s high-hanging wooden house, but he was willing to admit that the smell of the trees improved his mood.

Arnie sat on the trunk with his legs dangling, occasionally seeing people looking for him through the branches and leaves, feeling a mischievous glee. The sunlight filtering through the gaps warmed him, making him drowsy.

‘No one knows I’m here,’ he thought. ‘No one can find this place.’

So Arnie comfortably hugged the trunk and fell asleep. When he woke up again, the air had turned a bit cool.

“You’re awake?” someone asked.

Arnie leaned forward to look. On another branch, a child sat, looking older than him, very handsome, especially with that pure golden hair—it looked like the sun had fallen onto the tree.

Arnie hugged the trunk and said nothing.

He wanted to go down but suddenly realized he didn’t quite know how to climb down.

Without a response, the boy wasn’t annoyed. He skillfully stood up on the trunk and started climbing down using the protruding branches and knots. Arnie watched him without blinking, then slowly extended a foot, imitating him.

He was a bit scared, but the boy didn’t climb down all at once. Instead, he waited on the lower branch for Arnie.

Arnie slid down a bit, and the boy would lead the way down a bit further until both of them were on the ground. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief and smile at Arnie.

“You climbed really high,” he said.

Not far away, someone shouted and ran toward the two suddenly appearing children. Arnie tilted his head to look at him and finally spoke. “Can you climb to the top of the tree? The highest point.”

The boy looked up. “I probably can, but it’s best not to. It’s the season for White Arc Birds and Snow Finches to raise their chicks. Their nests are high up, and humans climbing up would scare the adult birds.”

“Oh.” Arnie also looked up at the top of the tree but couldn’t see if there were nests. He wanted to say something else but was scooped up by the rushing Elaby.

“Master!” Elaby could hardly control himself. “You’ve been missing for hours. The Lady was about to cry.”

The people who followed Elaby surrounded them, checking if the two children were hurt.

“By the way, you—” Elaby, holding Arnie, turned to the boy standing there, looking much more relaxed. “Thank you for finding him. What’s your name?”

“Just a coincidence, sir,” the boy replied. “My name is Shivers.”


The author has something to say:

Arnie’s memories are a bit disordered after just returning home. He still has some traces of living with Rabbit Head, but he can’t find the source.

The two ponies are Araceae and Midnight, who appeared at the beginning.


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