Bu Tian Gang Ch69

Author: 梦溪石 / Meng Xi Shi

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 69

The sweet scent of osmanthus flowers filled his nose, and when he raised his head, Dong Zhi saw an osmanthus tree with low hanging branches that was in full bloom. He picked off a small branch of flowers and handed it to Long Shen.

“Borrowing flowers to dedicate to Buddha*.”

*(借花献佛) Idiom referring to borrowing other people’s items to entertain guest or give them away.

Long Shen took the osmanthus branch, then looked at the osmanthus tree and saw a full moon on top of the osmanthus tree, then remembered that the Mid-Autumn Festival* was approaching.

*Also known as the Moon/Mooncake Festival, it is a festival celebrated in China, Taiwan, Vietnam, and Macau. Its popularity rivals that of Chinese New Year. It celebrates three fundamental concepts: gatherings, thanksgiving, and praying.

Dong Zhi also raised his head.

“Master, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Why don’t we leave in a few days? Otherwise, it’ll be so desolated to spend the holidays alone!”

Long Shen glanced at him. “Don’t push your luck.”

The reason their assignment was delayed was because Director Jiang wanted to hold a mobilization meeting. This was a special exception. If they had to wait until the Mid-Autumn Festival… Why not just leave until after New Year’s? Then there would be another Mid-Autumn Festival in that new year, and at that rate, they’d never leave.

He used to spend his Mid-Autumn Festival alone, but later spent it with He Yu and Kan Chaosheng, so he had no sense of reunion.

Hearing what he said, Dong Zhi wasn’t depressed and instead smiled. His eyes suddenly lit up as he said, “Master, wait for me here for a while. I’ll be right back.” Then he ran away.

Long Shen looked at his fast steps as he ran into a cake shop. After a while, he ran out with a box and stuffed it into his hands.

“Freshly baked meat mooncakes with crispy skin and tender meat. I’ve eaten them before, and they’re pretty good. Anyway, I can’t enjoy the moon with you this year, so this box of mooncakes will represent me and accompany you! I hope you’ll be like this box of mooncakes every year in the future, full and happy.”

With a smile on his face, Dong Zhi quietly put the trinket he was holding in his hand into his pocket. It was a small gift he got for buying a box of mooncakes, a shiny pink heart-shaped keychain. Dong Zhi wanted to give it to Long Shen, but he hesitated and decided against it.

It felt like he was hiding it quietly in his mind, packing it up so that no one would find out.

Long Shen never accepted gifts, no matter how cheap or expensive they were. It was blazing news that he accepted the yulu plant and then became a disciple. Dong Zhi obviously knew his master’s style very well. Before Long Shen had a chance to speak, he blocked his words by saying, “Apprentice filial piety to one’s master can’t be regarded as giving gifts and accepting bribes, right?”

Of course not.

Long Shen took the box, but frowned slightly, wondering if the situation needed a gift in return.

Of course, he has contact with friends from the same generation, but this doesn’t apply to He Yu and the others, because they are his subordinates. Besides, He Yu and Kan Chaosheng are two monkeys that are very good at rubbing their noses and eyes. Today they’ll give him a box of mooncakes, and tomorrow they’ll dare come and ask for a bonus.

While Dong Zhi is a subordinate, he’s also his apprentice. Taking on an apprentice for most of his life was like raising a son. In the afternoon, Song Zhicun and the others talked about their son’s achievements, filial piety, and how considerate their children were and didn’t bother them. Long Shen listened to them. He felt that it would probably be an equivalent amount of effort to take on an apprentice.

What can I give him? I can’t gift him a box of mooncakes in return, right?

Dong Zhi didn’t know what he was thinking, and asked, “Has anyone given you a Mid-Autumn Festival gift before?”

Long Shen nodded first, then shook his head. “Yes, but except for the unit’s issuance, I have confiscated everything else.”

Dong Zhi: “How did you spend the holidays before?”

Long Shen: “Working overtime.”

Dong Zhi almost choked, but he didn’t give up. “What about big festivals like National Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Chinese New Year’s?”

Long Shen said, “Write reports, practice, and deal with accidents.”

He seemed to find it so fulfilling that it made Dong Zhi powerless to complain.

“Then do you feel lonely and bored?”

Long Shen said lightly, “No.”

Because he was alone from the beginning, he naturally never knew what loneliness or boredom was.

“That’s fine. Going forward, you’ll at least have a lovely apprentice to accompany you during Chinese New Year’s!” Dong Zhi said, smiling. His face was getting thicker to the point where he had reached a state of transformation.

Long Shen looked at the “lovely apprentice” and decided not to tell him that he would increase the intensity of tomorrow’s practice for the time being, so he could be silly for a while longer.

Sure enough, the next day, Dong Zhi began to scream for days.

Long Shen was stricter than before, and the meeting time was also advanced from the original 5 a.m. to 4 a.m. He would suddenly be called to the rooftop in the middle of the night without warning and then be attacked without any indication. Either Long Shen would do it in person, or when he didn’t show up, he would send a eudemon, similar to the shikigamis used by the Onmyojis, to mercilessly practice killing him.

Under these circumstances, Dong Zhi had to mobilize what he had learned and try his best to cope. He originally thought that Long Shen’s trial would at least guarantee his basic safety, but after he was hit by the eudemon and his face was covered in blood and his head was almost swallowed by its mouth, he knew that Long Shen meant business.

Dong Zhi wanted to cry without tears.

He knew that what his master was doing was for his own good, so he could develop his ability to protect himself in the future and greatly improve it, so as not to lose his life, but the reality was that it was built on blood and tears.

A week passed quickly.

The day when everyone was scheduled to report to the branch offices was postponed for another week because Director Jiang wanted to hold a symposium for a few days to mobilize everyone to the grass-roots level of experience, so newcomers wouldn’t be so haughty.

Everyone had personally experienced Director Jiang’s meeting skills, so they would rather report to the branch earlier than have to listen to his drabble.

The worst thing was that Long Shen seemed to know that the meeting was just a meeting with nothing too important being discussed, so the daily practice still hadn’t stopped, and he even deliberately challenged Dong Zhi’s limits by increasing the content and difficulty. This only made Dong Zhi even more miserable; he felt like a wilting cabbage during the meetings.

Director Jiang didn’t need to write drafts for his meetings. He only listed a few outlines and then would talk for hours on end.

The contents of today’s meeting were mainly reminiscing about the history of the Special Administration Bureau, how difficult conditions for handling cases back then were, how it wasn’t easy for their predecessors, and how it’s changing with each passing day. Even the training for the newcomers uses the latest research results from China and the United States. In the past, how could they afford such a luxury?

Everyone had heard these words countless of times before, so they could almost recite them by heart. On a cool autumn afternoon, Director Jiang’s voice was like the sweetest lullaby, lulling them to sleep.

Liu Qingbo held on without yawning. When he turned his head, something amazing caught his eyes. Dong Zhi had fallen asleep. He grinned and couldn’t help but poke his waist.

Dong Zhi felt ticklish, so he moved subconsciously, opening one eye and seeing that it was Liu Qingbo. This only made him close his eyes again and change direction as he continued to go back to sleep.

Are you sure I won’t report you? Liu Qingbo laughed angrily.

Dong Zhi had put a large notebook upright on his desk to block off his face. For the time being, Director Jiang was still giving his passionate speech, so he hadn’t noticed the small movements from the class.

Liu Qingbo glanced to the side again.

Ba Sang was holding a pen in one hand and pretending to take notes, while the other hand was placed under the table and was texting on his phone.

No one knew what Xie Qingling was up to as she led her hands under the desk, pulling silk thread and manipulating her puppets.

Zhang Song laid on the table with a pen and a notebook that he was using to write and draw in. Whatever he was writing was definitely not what Director Jiang was saying.

Li Ying was holding his chin with one hand and was also secretly texting with the other. From the corner of his eyes, Liu Qingbo saw that it was an interface for takeout.

It seemed that no one was listening to the lecture, but Liu Qingbo still didn’t want Dong Zhi to sleep so peacefully, so he stretched out his hand and poked his waist again. After poking three times in a row, Dong Zhi finally moved.

He took his phone and sent a message to Liu Qingbo: [I got up at 4 a.m. today.]

Liu Qingbo quickly replied: [Stealing chickens and dogs*?]

*(偷鸡摸狗) Idiom referring to unscrupulous behavior.

Dong Zhi: [Master asked me to get up and practice.]

This is just showing off, right? Liu Qingbo gritted his teeth and replied: [I want to complain to Director Jiang that you fall asleep as soon as he starts speaking.]

Dong Zhi: [Don’t, Lao Liu. You see that other people are also distracted while you listen carefully. You can also play games. Be a good boy and let me sleep for a while.]

Liu Qingbo: [Have you learned yujian* from Boss Long?]

*Reminder: It’s the ability to use spells to control your sword.

Dong Zhi: [How is that possible? I’m just learning footwork now. Master said that I must be at least your level before I can start to think about yujian, so I don’t even want to think about it now.]

When Liu Qingbo saw these words, his heart was immediately mixed. He was happy that Long Shen had affirmed his abilities, but even so, the apprentice was not himself.

He asked Dong Zhi: [Do you know where you’re going for your internship?]

Dong Zhi: [Master refuses to say. How about you?]

Liu Qingbo told him the place.

Dong Zhi replied with an envious expression: [Congratulations, although it’s an office, it’s also in the provincial capital. I’m guessing I’m not as lucky as you. Master will definitely kick me to some third-tier city. By the way, what should I do if your Feijing Sword can’t be found?]

Liu Qingbo became angry when he saw this: [What else can you do? Help me get it back?]

Dong Zhi knew that he had made a mistake, and hurriedly replied: [I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Master also has a lot of hidden swords. Why don’t I go talk to him and see if he’ll take one out to pay you back?]

Liu Qingbo got angry: [If you have the ability, don’t compensate me with your master’s things!]

Dong Zhi made a pitiful expression: [But I don’t have anything. Even the Changshou Sword was given to me by Master. I can only repay it by working indefinitely for the rest of my life.]

Liu Qingbo was born into a swordsmanship family, so naturally, there were many hidden swords in his family. Although the Feijing Sword was precious, it was not the only sword for him.

He suddenly thought of a question: Does this have anything to do with the reason why he wasn’t accepted by Long Shen?

If the Changshou Sword was given to him, of course he would cherish it, but he’d not treat it as the only one like Dong Zhi.

He asked Dong Zhi: [Did Boss Long teach you how to use swords?]

Dong Zhi answered with no reservations: [Yes. He said that all artifacts have spirits. Before using a sword, you must first establish contact with the sword. Only when the soul fits with the sword can it be handier.]

Long Shen had told these words to everyone when he taught them on the rooftop that one day. At that time, when he heard it, he had a different feeling. Liu Qingbo suddenly understood what his problem was.

He had used many swords since he was a child, and they were all famous swords. The Feijing Sword was his most handy one recently, but it’s not the one that has been with him for the longest time. Although he regretted losing the Feijing Sword, he didn’t have any ideas about trying to get it back.

He sent another message to Dong Zhi: [What would you do if you lost the Changshou Sword in battle?]

Dong Zhi thought Liu Qingbo was still thinking about how he used the Feijing Sword to stab into the giant python’s chrysanthemum, so he apologized: [Sorry, I really didn’t think it through at that time. I didn’t know that you found the chrysanthemum one step faster than me.]

As soon as he saw the word chrysanthemum, Liu Qingbo’s face turned blue, as he absolutely didn’t want to recall that tragic experience.

He interrupted Dong Zhi’s reply, which was divided into several texts, and inserted his own words: [I’m not holding you accountable for it. I’m just asking a hypothetical question. If the Changshou Sword was thrown underwater, what would you do in that situation?]

After a while, Dong Zhi replied: [I would go back and find it.]

Liu Qingbo reluctantly refused to give up: [The river is very deep, and the current is fast. What if you can’t find it?]

Dong Zhi: [Still look for it. This sword has extraordinary significance to me.]

Liu Qingbo: [Is it more significant than the previous Qingzhu Sword?]

Dong Zhi gave a positive answer: [Yes.]

Liu Qingbo was disappointed. His swordsmanship has reached the level of perfection, and even his father said that within a few years, he will definitely be able to become a master of swordsmanship in the country. This made him complacent and arrogant, looking down on others he found beneath him.

He only regarded the sword as a weapon for his hands, and he never thought that swordsmanship was to fit the swordsman’s soul with the sword.

Long Shen didn’t hide anything. Liu Qingbo didn’t take this point he mentioned before to heart at that time. He felt that artifacts were just artifacts and could never be comparable to people.

Dong Zhi waited a long time for his reply, and when he looked up, he saw Liu Qingbo was staring at his phone in a daze. He took a page out of Liu Qingbo’s book and started poking his waist, attracting the other’s glaring eyes.

Their small actions finally caught the attention of Director Jiang.

Director Jiang narrowed his eyes. “That classmate, please stand up. Yes, the one in white clothes. What are you doing?”

He didn’t have much contact with Dong Zhi, nor did he participate in specific affairs, so except for Li Ying, who often took the lead, he couldn’t match the names and faces of the others there.

Dong Zhi stood up with an innocent expression. “Hello, Director. Liu Qingbo has a stomachache, so I want to see if he was okay.”

Liu Qingbo: …

He really wanted to strangle the person surnamed Dong.

Liu Qingbo?

Director Jiang remembered everyone’s names, so he turned his gaze to the other.

Liu Qingbo had no choice but to stand up. “I’m sorry. I felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach, and I didn’t want to affect everyone’s learning, so I just endured it.”

Director Jiang waved his hand mercifully. “If you are uncomfortable, don’t bear it. Go back and rest.”

Dong Zhi reacted quickly, “Then I will help him out.”

Liu Qingbo sharply glared at him, signaling that he didn’t need help. Dong Zhi returned it with a harmless smile: Without me, can you leave here early?

The two left the conference room under the envious gaze of everyone.

Liu Qingbo shook off his hand and said in disgust, “You can go back.”

Dong Zhi smiled and said, “I finally escaped. How could I go back and get caught by myself? I’m going to make up for my sleep. Go and have a good rest!”

Liu Qingbo: …

For the first time, he doubted Long Shen’s eyes. What did the other party fancy about this guy? Ingenious laziness?

Dong Zhi had really wronged Liu Qingbo. He now gets up earlier than a chicken and is forced to go to bed early at night, so he had no time for recreational activities. He was almost paralyzed from practicing his sword every day, so it wasn’t easy to squeeze out a little time to sleep.

After another two days, Director Jiang finally let everyone go, just because the next day was the day of departure. Everyone had already learned that the Special Administration Bureau was determined to isolate them this time, and even Li Ying and Chi Banxia, a semi-public couple, were no exception. One was sent to the south and the other to the north. They looked like the cowherd and the weaving maid* who had been torn apart by the Milky Way.

*Romantic Chinese folk tale that tells the story between a weaver and cowherd whose love was not allowed, and they can only meet once every year.

Gu Meiren went to the northwest, while Ba San was in Rongcheng. Dong Zhi was a little closer to Liu Qingbo as he was assigned to the South China Branch but was arranged in Lucheng.

Since then, it has been difficult for everyone to even see each other, let alone when and how they can reunite, like in Yinchuan, to advance and retreat together.

Thinking of this, everyone couldn’t help but feel a touch of sorrow in their hearts.

Song Zhicun was also accustomed to their appearance. Seeing this, he smiled and said, “Almost every year, we will send away newcomers like you and usher in newcomers for next year. It’s just that this group has been the largest number of people who have passed the examination in the past 20 years. Therefore, not only do the directors but those higher ups have high hopes for you.”

They had heard these words many times in the past, but this time they listened seriously, and no one was distracted.

“I hope that at the end of the probationary period next year, I will still be able to see all of you back here. I hope that no matter what difficulties you encounter, you can all move forward and not forget your original intention. Remember, you’re not ordinary practitioners. You are a member of the Special Administration Bureau. You shoulder the heavy responsibility of subduing and eliminating demons, and the responsibility of defending ordinary people.”

Everyone gave him warm applause after he finished speaking.

Song Zhicun raised his hand and pressed it down, waited for the applause to stop, and then said, “In the evening, the Special Administration Bureau will organize a farewell banquet for everyone. I hope you can all attend.”

Someone joked, “Boss Song, you’re actually inviting us to have a good meal!”

The joke was an allusion. The task of the Special Administration Bureau was to subdue and eliminate demons, but sometimes hitting mice would inevitably affect jade bottles. For example, the incident on Changbai Mountain had left behind a lot of trouble in the aftermath. The county protested that the Changbai Mountain tourist area had been destroyed, so the Special Administration Bureau had to compensate as a symbolic gesture. Thus, the Bureau’s funds were usually tight. Employees’ wages and bonuses couldn’t be deducted for such accidents, so they could only be cut from public expenditures. After Director Jiang took office, he was even more drastic and directly cut nearly half of the public expenditure funds. This was often why people complained that the bureau was stingy.

Song Zhicun laughed. “Of course I have to invite you to have a good meal. Tonight, a few of our directors will pay for it out of their own pockets. How can we make everyone happy if you have to pay for your own meal?”

Everyone cheered when they heard his words, and their sorrow suddenly dissipated. Song Zhicun did what he said, and sure enough, he booked a private room in a famous Huaiyang restaurant nearby.

That night, everyone drank to their hearts’ content. Although Dong Zhi could hold his liquor, he couldn’t keep up with Long Shen when he drank with him last time. At the banquet, he was drinking one cup after another, and soon he became impetuous, and his vision started to blur as he saw everyone around him had three-four afterimages around their figures.

Perhaps it was because they were parting soon, but Long Shen didn’t stop him this time. On the contrary, he made an exception and actually joined the banquet as well. He was good at holding his liquor and drank a lot with everyone. Even Song Zhicun and Wu Bingtian couldn’t keep up as they had to lie down while he sat on his chair looking calm.

“Master, if I knew you could drink so well, I wouldn’t have drunk with you before. I should think of other ways.”

Long Shen looked at his apprentice, who was flushed and even spoke with slurred words. He had no choice but to touch his forehead.

“You’re drunk.”

Dong Zhi smiled. Just as he was about to say something, he was dragged aside by someone.

“Surname Dong, although I don’t like you, you have saved my life. As I man I raise this cup to you!” Liu Qingbo handed over a glass, and his speech was on the brink of slurring as well.

Dong Zhi felt a buzzing sound in his ears. The alcohol was now at its peak. He didn’t hear what Liu Qingbo was saying, and his eyes were confused, and he had lost focus. He kept laughing as he took the glass and drank it all in one gulp, which caused Liu Qingbo to shout “Good!”.

Looking around, others were not in much better condition than he was.

Li Ying and Zhang Song have been arguing since the zombie simulation training. At that moment, after three glasses of alcohol, they seemed to put aside their differences for the time being. The two brothers got together to talk and laugh as they exchanged cups.

Ba Sang and Xiang Yongnian were originally arm wrestling, but later, at the instigation of everyone, they moved on to a drinking competition, which attracted the heckling of the others.

Xie Qingling and a few other girls drank less, but their faces were still flushed as they were also drunk.

Even Wu Bingtian and Song Zhicun inevitably drank too much. One fell asleep on the table, and the other proposed a toast to Liu Qingbo, and started rambling on. No one knew what he was talking about.

Seeing this, Long Shen shook his head, went to pay the bill, and then pulled up Dong Zhi and walked out. The autumn wind was getting stronger, filling the air with the scent of osmanthus flowers. Dong Zhi dressed lightly when he came to the banquet. The chill caused him to shudder, waking him up a bit.

“Master…” he shouted in a daze. His memory had stopped when Liu Qingbo was talking to him.

“Don’t drink too much, or you won’t be able to leave tomorrow afternoon,” Long Shen said.

Dong Zhi nodded and let Long Shen lead him away without resistance. Seeing that Long Shen’s pace was steady as usual, he couldn’t help muttering, “It seems like what you said is true. You can really hold your liquor as no one can outdrink you!”

Long Shen asked, “Is all the luggage packed? Are you taking the cat too?”

Dong Zhi nodded. “I have asked He Yu to take care of it for a few days. When I settle down over there, I’ll bring the cat over.”

Long Shen said, “Let me.”

Dong Zhi: “Huh?”

Long Shen: “I won’t go out for a while.”

Dong Zhi let out a sigh and scratched his head. “Then I will pack up all its litter and cat food and send it to you later.”

Long Shen: “Don’t bother so much. I’ll just come over and feed it after I get off work. He Yu’s used to living in the office. After you leave, there will be no one in that room.”

Dong Zhi felt lightheaded as he tried to discern Long Shen’s words, but his ears kept buzzing and he couldn’t hear clearly. He couldn’t help muttering a few words in his mouth, but Long Shen couldn’t hear him.

He was usually a very chatty apprentice and could always seemingly find things to talk about, but after he got drunk, he was much quieter and didn’t make trouble. Dong Zhi was led back to the dorms and was quiet the whole way. He obediently obeyed Long Shen’s orders. If he was asked to walk, he would have woken up. When he was asked to climb the stairs, he did so. Long Shen led him to his dorm, and after thinking for a while, he took out a card.

“I didn’t know what gift to get you, so take this card and use it if you need money. You should practice more when you have time.”

Dong Zhi took it, and stared blankly at him. “Is it a token of love?”

It seems he was drunk and confused. Long Shen said helplessly, “It’s your Mid-Autumn Festival gift.”

He put the card in Dong Zhi’s pocket, opened the door for Dong Zhi, and watched him fall onto the bed before closing the door and leaving.

When he laid down, Dong Zhi didn’t wake up until noon the next day. He sat on the bed blankly for a long time, and it wasn’t until Longlong jumped into the bed and meowed at him that he began to recall the events of last night, little by little.

Everyone had attended the farewell banquet, and they all drank like there was no tomorrow. Then Long Shen sent him back, and then…

He put his hand in his pocket and found a card. A brand-new bank card.

He didn’t care about changing his clothes as he hurriedly ran out and knocked on the opposite door to his room. No one answered.

In broad daylight and working hours, Long Shen would naturally be in his office, so Dong Zhi went to his office and found him there.

Long Shen frowned, seeing that he reeked of alcohol and his clothes were all crumpled. “You just got up?”

Dong Zhi felt embarrassed, scratched his head and took out the bank card. “There’s still time until my plane leaves at 4. Master, did you give me this card last night? I don’t have anything I need to spend money on, so you should take it back.”

“I’ve given it to you, so just take it.” He never intended to take back what he gave.

In exchange for a box of mooncakes, he got a bank card in return. This deal was so cost-effective. Dong Zhi put the card back in his pocket.

Long Shen resumed approving documents for a while until he looked up and saw that Dong Zhi was still standing there.

“What are you doing, standing there in a daze? Go change your clothes and get something to eat. Then I’ll take you to the airport at 1.”

Dong Zhi suddenly said, “Master, you shouldn’t always work overtime in the future. Although you are also very rich, you have accepted an apprentice now. If you have something you want, I can make money and support you.”

Long Shen raised his brows slightly. “You’re so anxious that you ran over without even combing your hair just to say this?”

“Of course not! I’ll go back and wash up now!” Dong Zhi said, as he ran away.

Men don’t usually have much luggage. For Dong Zhi, he brought with him cinnabar and yellow paper, tools for drawing, his laptop, a drawing board, a few pieces of clothing, and his daily necessities. With everything packed, the most important thing was the Changshou Sword.

He took a shower and changed his clothes. He thought he wanted to leave a good impression on his master before parting, and not that unkempt appearance when he first got up, so he sprayed on a little cologne.

When he arrived at the parking garage, Long Shen was already there, with his back to him, leaning against the car door with his arms crossed around his chest. His legs and feet were slender, and he looked like a picture of a beauty that was bowing her head while contemplating.

“Master!” Dong Zhi walked over quickly while dragging his suitcase.


Kinky Thoughts:

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl

The story tells of the romance between Zhinü (織女; the weaver girl, symbolizing the star Vega) and Niulang (牛郎; the cowherd, symbolizing the star Altair). Their love was not allowed, and thus they were banished to opposite sides of the heavenly river (symbolizing the Milky Way). Once a year, on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, a flock of magpies would form a bridge to reunite the lovers for a single day.


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Stray Ch12

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 12: Genius and Monster

“Why does it have to be us?” The red-haired young man fiddled with the tin badge on his chest as he sat carelessly on a branch of a tree. Dozens of palm-sized light screens floated in midair in front of him, and countless images of living or dead people flickered on them. “Hey, Fenrir. I’m talking to you. Only a third-rate mercenary group like yours would be able to stand it.”

The man who had just preached the rules frowned. “Stop complaining, Thorne. It’s just once a season. Chalk it up to bad luck.”

One of the light screens suddenly went out causing Thorne to click his tongue.

“That Savage killed another surveillance bug. Speaking of, I heard an interesting rumor. It’s said that Horizon invited her last year?”

“That’s right.” Fenrir didn’t seem to want to say more.

“Come on, I’m going to be bored to death. Aren’t you old acquaintances? If you join Horizon, you can get official status directly from the king. Isn’t this the ultimate goal of the black badges? Why doesn’t she want to?”

“I don’t know,” Fenrir said coldly. “We don’t know each other well. I just happened to preside over several tests when she took them.”

“Could she be that kind of—” After confirming that the light screens returned to normal, Thorne made a bad gesture. “The kind of person who pits newcomers for fun? She’s taken more than 20 tests. It doesn’t make sense.”

“There are some people who don’t like big organizations.” Fenrir looked around vigilantly. “Shut up.”

“You’re protecting her—ack.” Thorne asked, “Do you have a crush on her?”

“No.” Fenrir drew out his scimitar and forced back the giant snake that was about to bite him. “I just know she’s not that kind of person.”

He remembered it clearly.

Ann Savage was only fourteen years old when she took the test for the first time, and she was among a group of teenagers. It wasn’t uncommon for children of this age to take the test. Most likely, they came from a town that had suffered a disaster. Young Fenrir didn’t care about her at that time. He oversaw inspector work, like Thorne now.

Back then, he thought the group of children would be the first victims.

However, the maroon-haired girl was undoubtedly a genius, with first-class combat awareness and magical abilities. It was more than enough to survive at this level. It was a pity that Ann Savage wanted more than just to survive. She led the children to form a team to resist the attack of demons, and she actually did an outstanding job. Naturally, countless calls for help rushed to her, and her team kept growing. The time for the end of the test was getting closer, and everything seemed to be going well.

Fenrir still remembered the scene at that time.

The organizers of the test weren’t fools and naturally expected this kind of cooperation. An overcrowded group had attracted the previously released Seymour Worm. Its huge body trampled over the hopeful people, leaving behind a mixture of only bones and flesh.

Only Ann Savage survived.

When she tested for the second time, she began to consciously control the number of rescues, but she misjudged the degree of the worm’s hunger. The third time, she went directly to attack the worm. The bloody lesson proved that it was really prepared by the test organizer. The real strength ceiling, the strength of the Seymour Worm, was considered to be the top among intermediate demons. Even for a group of experienced high-level mercenaries, they must work closely together with sufficient weapons to kill it.

But she had no expensive weapons, no teammates with the same heart, and so there always remained only one person standing.

The fourth time, the fifth time… Until now… Eighteen years later, she appeared here again, but…

“Her two teammates’ looks are good, very handsome*.” Thorne was still observing Savage’s group with interest. “But they don’t look like warriors at all. Can she really bear those two burdens?”

*[xiao bai lian] (小白脸) It’s a specific term used to refer to men who rely on women for financial support (AKA a gigolo) or men who are very handsome and fair-skinned. || In this context, he’s referring to both, as they looked handsome and daintily, but are also dependent on Ann for support.

“If it’s you, would you be able to protect two ordinary people in a place like this?” Fenrir glared menacingly. “I’m going to start reconsidering your application to join the group.”

Thorne quickly shut his mouth. Less than five seconds later, he forgot all about it and started broadcasting in real time again, causing Fenrir to sigh.

“It seems like a ‘hero’ has appeared again in this issue, ah!” he said in an amusing tone, not taking it seriously at all. “There are still a lot of people gathered, and they’re heading to Savage’s side. This will be a good show to watch.”

Nemo hadn’t had the chance to talk to Oliver about his thoughts. He was indeed worried about the abnormalities in himself, but it wasn’t easy to open up. They needed a suitable time and place where they could discuss things tactfully and seriously as two adults. He didn’t want his state to affect their plans, if being part of the Black Chapter was part of it.

Ann had no intention of being their companion, but it would be different if Oliver left because of this. No matter how he looked at it, he was the worse one off; a demon worshipper wasn’t welcome anywhere, and his knowledge of the outside world only came from books. What was more, Oliver’s own crime was still unexplained. He was ultimately the one who had implicated them both.

Fortunately, Oliver had just declared solemnly, “I’ll never leave you behind.” He himself didn’t want to be left behind, so he regretted his questioning words just now.

However, he didn’t expect Oliver to be so… direct. He showed a nervous smile, as he tried to draw his hand away but found that it was gripped tightly.

“Thank you.” Nemo stopped trying to struggle. “I really didn’t feel offended. It’s natural for people to have doubts in this case. I’m the one who should apologize… Uh, hand… Oliver, your hand.”

Oliver solemnly released his hands, and then stared at them as if he had achieved something major.

“I won’t leave.” He seemed to have made some determination. “At least I won’t leave until you figure out what’s wrong with you.”

“My goodness.” Ann couldn’t bear it. “Do you want me to help you get a room?”

“Is this a proposal?” The grey parrot said. “My limited knowledge of humans tells me that this is. Are you getting married?”

Nemo coughed heavily. “We’re not—”

His words were interrupted by screams not far away, followed by the sounds of chaotic footsteps that were getting closer. Ann frowned and made a gesture to be silent, then quickly pasted herself against the cold and wet stone wall.

“There’s a place to hide over there!” The voice coming from outside sounded very young. “Hurry up—Hurry up. This way. Keep up!”

“Shit,” Ann cursed unceremoniously. “Trouble is coming.”

She rushed out, holding her hunting spear. Nemo and Oliver glanced at each other and followed cautiously.

“Disband your team immediately.” As soon as they left the gap, they saw Ann pointing a hunting spear at a young man who was casting his gaze down, looking dumbfounded. “Or stay away from here.”

“I can’t!” exclaimed the young man. “They’re all injured and can’t continue the test alone. If we leave them alone, they will most likely die—”

“Then maybe a few lucky ones will survive.” Ann’s icy tone reappeared, causing Nemo to swallow hard. “You have too many people. If this continues, the Seymour worm will kill everyone.”

“You don’t know that. I have bought information. The monsters they prepare are different every time—”

“Unfortunately, I know,” she whispered. “Dissolve or leave. It’s up to you to choose which one.”

Nemo glanced at the team behind the young man and found that the young mother they had seen before was still alive. The child was still firmly tied to her chest, but she herself looked pale, with blood stains on one sleeve, and she looked a little out of it.

Ann and the young man were still talking when a scorpion-tailed wolf took the opportunity to jump out of the forest and charge at the crowd. The wounded screamed and scattered like frightened sheep and rushed towards their saviors. The young mother reacted slowly and even turned around subconsciously…

Nemo found that the previous agreement he had made with Oliver was useless, because at that moment, they both rushed out together. Advancing against the flow of people was quite difficult as Nemo was bumped into several times by the desperately wounded and was almost knocked to the ground, causing the grey parrot to hurriedly fly away from his shoulder. Oliver didn’t dare to draw his sword in such a densely packed crowd, so the two could only push forward with their physical advantage, eventually catching up, only to find that the words “catching up” weren’t accurate, as they found the scorpion-tailed wolf’s intention wasn’t to attack them but was also running for its life.

“Bastard!” Ann shouted into the crowd, desperately pushing away the people who were rushing up. At this moment, the young man had already been squeezed out and panicked. “Spread out!”

Yelling at a time like this was never useful. Ann propped her hunting spear on the ground, jumped beautifully into the air, and rushed towards the two idiots that were at the forefront.

The ground rumbled and shook, and the sound of broken tree trunks could be heard. A monster nearly ten meters high poked out of the soil. It was so huge that Nemo and Oliver could only see the front; a large round mouth was embedded in its black slimy skin, surrounded by sharp teeth.

At this moment, the scorpion-tailed wolf and the mother fled together, leaving only the two of them standing stupidly on the front line.

Oliver reacted faster and drew his sword. In the next second, huge icicles exploded from the monster’s mouth. Unfortunately, the thing was too big, and the damage Oliver did only further aggravated it. The monster shook its tail angrily and let out a low roar. Its breath was like a hurricane and the smell almost made Nemo vomit.

“Run away!” Nemo shouted unequivocally. “We can’t do this shit—”

However, things didn’t go in the direction that they had hoped. A red thread of light pierced out from the ground, surrounding them and the people that were huddled behind them, creating a cube-shaped cage out of thin air.

“Don’t touch anything!” Ann shouted sharply behind them. “There’s still time—come here!”

The Seymour Worm didn’t care what it ate for its meal. It moved towards the crowd without hesitation. Although today’s pre-meal exercise was unsatisfactory, the meal in front of it now was quite rich.

No one cared about face at this time. Nemo and Oliver turned around and ran away when someone passed by them.

The young man who was arguing with Ann had rushed out of the crowd with a broken iron sword in his hand. He rushed towards the monster clumsily and attacked, only to have the tip of his iron sword slide off the monster’s slimy skin.

“You can’t deal with it!” Ann, who had stopped not far behind, shouted.

“I know,” the young man retorted. “It was my misjudgment that hurt them—and you. The least I can do is something—”

Before he could finish, he disappeared. The monster’s skin seemed to have turned into water, and the young man fell into it, like falling into a lake. In a few seconds, there was minced meat and bone residue left. There was no miracle, no heroic scene, not even a scream. He didn’t even get five seconds.

On the other side, people were still running in all directions. Some of them slammed into those strange red filaments and were directly cut into pieces, some of them collapsed on the ground, staring blankly at the Seymour Worm that was squirming towards them. 

Behind was death and ahead was hell. Without prior warning, everything was happening so fast that nothing made sense. The usual tough and enthusiastic ordinary life was like crumbled biscuits left on a table. With a gentle brush, it disappeared completely.

Twenty-six times. If Ann had experienced such a scene more than twenty times, then witnessing a person’s death wouldn’t faze her any longer. Why does a civilized world allow this kind of thing to happen? Nemo ran frantically. His lungs were aching sharply like they had been stabbed with two hot knives as vague thoughts floated around in his mind.

Was this monster prepared in advance? Why did they do this kind of thing?

The screaming was about to pierce his eardrum.

“Sorry,” Oliver suddenly said, slowing down. “I may have to violate the agreement.”

“Oh? There are still those who want to play the hero.” Thorne enlarged the light screens where the Seymour Worm was located and commented without emotion. “It seems that they are really not Ann Savage’s pets.”

Fenrir didn’t say a word.

“Don’t look like that. It’s not like I like watching this kind of stuff. One had just obviously died, so why not learn a lesson from it…” He couldn’t continue.

The image on the light screen had turned snow-white.

The near ten-meter worm was sealed by thick frost, and the silky cage melted and disappeared. The people around didn’t stop to wonder what happened but rushed over the corpses on the ground and fled frantically for their lives. Oliver’s new sword shattered into dust without suspense as he propped his hands on the ground, panting with difficulty.

“Let’s go—!” Ann’s voice was a little hoarse. She rushed over to carry Oliver. “We need to seize this opportunity. Hurry up!”

“What are you talking about? Isn’t it already—” Nemo tried to catch his breath. “Didn’t Oliver—”

Behind him came the sound of ice cracking accompanied by an extremely angry and deafening roar.


The author has something to say:

—Everyone’s Heart—

Oliver, who finished holding Nemo’s hand: I have overcome my instinctive fear! ε-(°ω° ; )

Nemo: !?!?……???

Ann: Gay.

Parrot: Gay.


Kinky Thoughts:

Gay.

First step: holding hands. Check.


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Stray Ch11

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 11: The Causal Relationship Between Danger and Fear

They didn’t run into other candidates again. In their field of vision were just endless trees, and beneath their feet, they had stepped on countless ferns, dead leaves, and slimy mushrooms. Time seemed to reverse, going back to a few days ago. They wondered if it was because Ann had chosen a safe route, as they were not harassed by any dangerous monsters along the way.

A few hours later, Ann, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped. It was about noon. The bright sunlight had turned the stone walls in front of them white. Looking up from where they were, they could see a small cliff above. Countless wide gaps stood upright at the bottom of it. It couldn’t be called a cave as it could barely accommodate a few people.

Ann poked her hunting spear inward, causing the purplish-white lightning to reflect on the moist stone wall. Although they didn’t find any creatures in the gap, they could smell the scent of burnt hair coming out of it.

“A stronghold.” Ann announced this happily, as if she had completely forgotten the unpleasantness just now. Unfortunately, her teammates were still affected by the impact, and they didn’t respond to her. The female warrior raised an eyebrow at the awkward silence. Without making a comment, she began to draw a simple spell on the ground at the entrance of the cave.

The gray parrot got out of Nemo’s backpack and stood on his shoulder as it combed its feathers. Oliver leaned against the stone wall, resting his hand on the scabbard, and stared thoughtfully at Nemo’s face, causing the latter to feel itchy from his gaze.

“Do you have something you want to say to me?” Nemo finally couldn’t bear it anymore. This time he felt, “Oh my god, I have something to tell you. I’m suffocating from it” was written all over Oliver’s face.

“How much do you remember before we met?” After hesitating for a moment, Oliver finally asked, in a serious tone.

“What?” Nemo looked back in confusion. “You have to ask a specifically—”

“Our first encounter.”

Nemo frowned. This topic wasn’t a pleasant one. He didn’t sense any hostility or disgust in Oliver’s questioning, but the faint doubt made him a little flustered. “I don’t remember. Not many people remember what happened when they were only six years old.”

“You grew up here, didn’t you?”

Ann stopped the movement of her hands and glanced at Nemo.

“I really don’t remember, okay?” Nemo scratched the back of his head irritably, almost causing the short ponytail to come loose. “I remember hearing someone talking. There were stars in the sky, and I ran over to the voice and saw you. I don’t remember anything before that. What are you trying to say? Do you think I shouldn’t be afraid of this place, or are you thinking ‘it’s impossible for a child to survive in the Frontier Forest’?” At the end, his tone was inexplicably aggressive.

“…Sorry, I didn’t mean that. You seem to know nothing about it. I just can’t figure it out.”

In fact, Oliver knew that this was not what he wanted to ask. He had seen too many people after working at the inn for so many years. There were monsters wearing human skin, and there were also people who looked like monsters. Oliver prided himself on having a somewhat discerning eye. He was vaguely aware of the source of the discordance…

People’s real fears always came from instincts that couldn’t be guided or destroyed. Mice that had never seen cats also knew how to run away frantically when they encountered one in the wild. That was something that was engraved in their bones. Fear wasn’t taught. All people could do was learn how to deal with it, understand it, or ignore it.

But Nemo was different.

Oliver didn’t think Nemo himself was aware of this. He fled because everyone would flee, and he was afraid because everyone should be afraid. That discordance was like a seasoned actor performing a repertoire onstage; the feelings were real and infectious, but ultimately lacked something crucial.

This was even true when he faced death. This person seemed like he had given up, but what if that wasn’t actually “giving up”?

However, he couldn’t ask this question that he didn’t even know the answer to.

Oliver had many friends, many of whom were likable or had unflattering personalities. After dealing with people for so long, he knew that it was impossible for a person to agree with all the opinions of his friends, so he once thought that he could naturally ignore those negative factors and become good friends, or even comrades in arms, with Nemo. They were able to discuss future plans together and support each other through these dark times. Even if they part ways because of something in the future, they could occasionally talk to each other or get together in small groups. According to Nemo’s character, they should have easily developed into this kind of relationship.

But every time he tried to do this, a weird sense of self-loathing vigilance would always suddenly appear, like a cold hand holding his heart. He didn’t like this feeling at all.

Oliver didn’t think that this kind of warning from his subconscious mind would just come out of nowhere. If they were still in town, it would be enough to maintain a good relationship. Now that he had lived precariously, there were many things that could kill him. If he let go and let himself be affected by this subtle fear, the situation would only get worse.

He stared at the silver eyes solemnly. Nemo wasn’t looking directly at him. He stared at the corners of his clothes, as if he was infinitely interested in the stitches on them.

Oliver suddenly had a weird feeling; perhaps Nemo was ignorant of his “incongruity”.

Oliver never thought that he was a very courageous person. He considered himself to be only moderately brave. But at this moment, he couldn’t help but stretch out his hand, ignoring the increasing colic in his stomach that was becoming more obvious because of a sense of crisis, and finally succeeded in grabbing the other party’s hand.

Nemo hated being asked about his past.

He really only remembered the touch of his skin rubbing against the gravel, the stars in the dark, and perhaps faint singing. There were at least a dozen species in the Frontier Forest that could make people forget themselves, like dementia. Forgetting wasn’t surprising in and of itself, but the fact still remained; a child had survived in the Frontier Forest.

Old Patrick Light didn’t seem to care as he happily adopted him. Every year, poor people or prostitutes would throw babies that couldn’t be raised into the Frontier Forest, so it wasn’t impossible to occasionally find a survivor. “This guy is really lucky.” The old man would assert and firmly believe it.

He gave the child, who knew nothing, a name and taught him carefully.

“Fire.” He pointed to the beating flame on the candle. “You can’t touch it, or you’ll get hurt.”

The young Nemo stared at the fire as if he didn’t understand it. It just so happened at this time, a child on the other side overturned a bowl of soup, which made the old man get up to grab a rag and candy. Nemo took the opportunity to put his finger into the flame.

‘Very warm,’ he thought.

The girl who was next to him mimicked his actions and put her finger to the flame as well. She burst into tears, startling Nemo, who quickly withdrew his hand. The blisters on the girl’s fingers didn’t disappear for several days.

Nemo couldn’t help but try again when no one was watching. This time he felt the severe pain of being burned by the flames, and he got a blister on his fingers for several days. After that, he learned his trade and tried to avoid all the dangers that the old man had warned about. He didn’t even have to experiment on himself. Every day, he would witness other children giving live demonstrations of being injured.

“You shouldn’t get close to dangerous things. If you feel scared, you have to run away quickly.” Old Patrick concluded telling tonight’s horror story to the audience of trembling children.

“What is fear?” Nemo raised his hand to ask elegantly.

The old man mysteriously took out a huge dead spider with an exaggerated expression. “Look at this—”

The children’s screams became louder, while Nemo took the dead spider and subconsciously stuffed it into his mouth.

The old man hurriedly took the spider back. For a while after that, Old Patrick seemed to have found an interesting topic. He would change his appearance to scare the kid who hadn’t even learned his words well, but this was a kid who had survived in the Frontier Forest. He was seemingly born without the feeling of fear.

Until one day…

Old Patrick took the children to the edge of the forest to pick berries, but unfortunately they met a mutant spider-dog. The thing slid out of the shrub like a ghost and poked its sharp forefoot at one of the children. The old man didn’t hesitate to turn around and block it, and he was severely cut on the side of his neck.

Blood flowed instantly.

Nemo looked at the flowing blood and found that he seemed to understand what “fear” was for the first time. The old man might die, and he suddenly developed an awareness that shouldn’t belong to someone of his age, along with the realization that there was nothing he could do about it.

This fact made his feet soft, and he felt suffocation in his chest. He rushed forward to press on the wound, trying to stop the steady gush of blood, but to no avail. The other children had already howled into a ball, and finally he couldn’t help but start to shed tears. The old man breathed out, patting him on the head, and made a feeble grimace.

‘You shouldn’t get close to dangerous things.’ Nemo thought. ‘Then he should be afraid of those dangerous things.’

Old Patrick discovered that Nemo Light had become “normal” since he was injured. He began to be afraid of monsters, sharp objects, and the night. Even ghost stories scared him, leaving behind an unfulfilled feeling.

Since then, he really seemed to be no different from others, but Nemo himself knew very well that the order of his cognition had not changed. He needed to know what was dangerous first, and then fear it. He even became a librarian for this purpose.

For some reason, he lacked the ability to automatically recognize danger. He had long attributed this to simple dullness. The flame he first felt was like a thorn that he couldn’t pull out of his memories. He finally managed to wrap his cognition tightly and firmly, but it always stabbed him when he wasn’t paying attention; reminding him that there might be abnormalities behind his lost memory.

But he obviously didn’t care.

Nemo stared at the corner of Oliver’s clothes, trying to drive the candle out of his mind. Oliver’s question ignited it again, and it became bright, with a disgusting ugly face and a voice that sounded a lot like the gray parrot.

“You’re not normal,” it said.

At the next moment, his hand was held by a cold hand, and Nemo, who was contemplating, almost exploded.

“If it makes you unhappy, I am very sorry,” Oliver said, his voice was firm and his emerald eyes gleamed slightly. “I know my recent actions may be a bit weird… Yes, there are indeed strange things that you’ve experienced.”

His palms were still a little sweaty, but his hands were stable and didn’t tremble.

“In any case, I won’t be scared of you because of it.” Oliver said with great emphasis.


Kinky Thoughts:

So many mysteries surrounding Nemo.


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Stray Ch10

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 10: Common Sense of Life and Death

There was nothing worth mentioning inside the building. The lobby wasn’t big and was filled with long wooden tables that were full of messy scratches and suspicious stains. There wasn’t even a single seat for guests to sit down. As for the tin-badge mercenaries, the leader nodded at the employees and left directly through the back door without staying long. There were only the shuffling footsteps of the applicants in the room, occasionally mixed with a few coughs. No one talked or asked questions. It seemed that everyone knew what was waiting ahead of them. The air was much thicker and colder than it was on the street.

People queued up for their certification test. The line was moving so quickly that Nemo suspected the staff behind the reception desk didn’t verify the identities of the participants at all.

This was completely different from what he imagined. The test should be more intense and formal, and the atmosphere should be tense rather than lifeless.

“Ann Savage.” The person in front got their certificate and quickly left through the back door. It was their turn in less than ten minutes. The receptionist was a thin, red-haired young man with a soft voice. It was difficult to tell whether he wanted to talk or was simply talking to himself. “Well… This is the twenty-sixth time. One hundred gold coins.”

Nemo decided not to think too deeply about the meaning behind this number.

“Nemo Light. One gold coin. Someone had already paid for it,” The receptionist glanced up at him hastily as he said in the same feeble voice. “Looks correct. Take it.”

The receptionist seemed to hate touching others. He threw a small piece of metal with a sling at the table and waved it weakly. The object that had just been covered by fabric was exposed, showing a black round badge that didn’t look exquisite. It had a simple owl relief cast on the front.

“Thank you for choosing Garland, and I wish you all the best.” He buried his head and muttered without emotion. Nemo almost didn’t hear what he had said.

“Is this really a formal test?” Nemo twisted the dice-sized metal cube that looked cheap. There were a few simple charms painted on it, which made it look more like a trinket sold to children in the market.

“Refugees have no records,” Ann said dryly. “Most people make one up. The name of an exile doesn’t represent anything. Official residents who turned into criminals are better verified, if this is what you’re asking.”

“But he didn’t explain the content of the test,” Nemo said. “What do we need to do? Fight with monsters, or…?” He swallowed the words “each other” as it made his stomach roll.

“It’s the same every time, so it’s pointless to explain. You’ll know then.”

Nemo curled his lips, feeling an itching sensation on the back of his neck as if someone was staring at him. He turned his head sensitively, just in time to see Oliver turn his face away.

‘Just my imagination,’ he thought.

After a few steps, he reached the back door that led into a courtyard that was equally mediocre. Most of the people who just came in seemed to be gone. There were two mercenaries holding their palms against the soil. Under their hands was a magic array that exuded a soft silver light. The space above the magic array was cut into a square hole, just enough for one person to pass through. The scenery on the other side of the entrance was clearly visible; a familiar green, accompanied by the pleasant sounds of singing birds.

The people who were taking the test walked in slowly. Nemo suddenly had an ominous premonition, and this premonition became a reality when he passed through the “door”. He was greeted by the gray-white ridges of the Ash Mountain Range.

They had returned to the shithole Frontier Forest. Looking at the distance from the mountains, they should be in the hinterland of the forest, as they could see trees with trunks that were amazingly thick, and the bark was covered with dense dark red moss. The singing of birds was strangely hoarse. The air was humid and didn’t have a fresh scent but was mixed with a faint rancid smell.

The only thing that made people feel at ease was that the mercenaries followed them at the end and entered this area with them. One of the mercenaries leaned down and opened a box in his hand. Countless beetle-sized insects rushed into the sky and scattered in all directions. The man, who had earlier nodded to the employees, stretched out his hand and briefly drew a spell on his chest, then cleared his throat loudly.

His actions were quite unnecessary. Nemo looked around for a while before changing the hand that was holding his staff. The people who participated in the test were horribly quiet, as if they were some new species of humanoid plants.

“The boundary is a circle, and this is the center. When approaching the boundary, the warning pendant will heat up. If you cross the boundary at all, it will melt away.” The man’s voice was exceptionally loud. He shook the sling in his hand, causing the gray metal block to vibrate with the rope. “If you’re still alive by tomorrow morning, and the warning pendant is still there, you’ll pass.”

“We’ll be monitoring your actions, so don’t dream of doing things you shouldn’t,” he added, gesturing to his companions, apparently not intending to allow time for questions. The mercenaries nodded to each other, scattered in all directions, and were quickly swallowed up by the dense shrubs and trees.

The humanoid plants that had just stood still finally came to life again. People gathered in groups of three to five and whispered to each other before dispersing. The mother holding her child was particularly eye-catching. She tied her child to her chest with a cloth belt before quickly moving into the woods.

“That’s it?” Nemo hung the sling around his neck and let the metal cling to the skin of his chest.

“Yes, that’s it.” Ann chuckled lightly, clenching her hunting spear. “The Black Chapter doesn’t keep idlers.”

As soon as her voice fell, a male scream came from not far away. Whether it was disturbed by the scream or had gotten its fill of sleep, the parrot finally woke up. It poked its head out from Nemo’s backpack and shook it vigorously.

“Wow,” it said in surprise, “there are quite a lot of demons here. What’s the matter with you? Are you planning to commit suicide while I’m not paying attention? Don’t act like this.”

Its contractor gave it a painful look. He didn’t know whether it was out of disgust or anger because he hadn’t gotten enough sleep and he wasn’t in a mood to respond to it.

“Come with me and find a safe stronghold first,” Ann said. “Don’t touch anything, you two.”

Nemo silently took back his hand that was poking at the moss. The feeling of being watched came again. He frowned, and this time, he directly met Oliver’s gaze. He looked at the other party suspiciously, a little uncertain whether he should ask. After all, that expression looked like he had constipation. If he really had stomach problems and was embarrassed to talk about it, it would be rude to ask directly in front of a woman.

Oliver quickly turned his gaze away again.

Nemo shrugged inexplicably and followed Ann. It seemed that there were many experienced participants. There were a few people who were moving in the same direction as they were, only a dozen steps apart. He finally had a real sense that this was a test at this moment, which could be a good sign that the recent unpredictable, crazy days were heading back on the right track. After surviving this test, everything would return to common sense…

Nemo’s eyes suddenly widened.

The two people walking in front of them suddenly kneeled to the ground, and then fell heavily into the grass. Blood and brain matter splashed everywhere, and a strong smell of blood quickly spread. The two older-looking men instantly fell to the ground and remained motionless, while the young boy walking with them didn’t seem to react. He looked around blankly and tried to pull his partner lying next to him up, but didn’t get any response. The young boy collapsed as he stumbled towards Ann, screaming for help uncontrollably.

Nemo stared at Ann’s back. The female soldier didn’t say a word or move as she let the young boy run towards her. When he was about a few steps away from Ann, his body shook abruptly and then fell softly. His head disappeared and his entire tongue was exposed in the air, leaving behind a wound that was bubbling with blood.

With a slight thump, a living person had died right in front of them.

This was completely different from Old Ramon at that time. Nemo suddenly felt his stomach churning. If it weren’t for its emptiness, he would have turned his head and puked all over Oliver. Oliver turned pale and looked uncomfortable.

“Let’s go,” Ann said briefly. At the same time, the two men not far away also stood up silently. “It’s full and won’t attack again.”

Nemo stared at Ann in disbelief. Her tone seemed to be describing a freshly fed dog in her yard, as if she had just lost some dogfood instead of a person. For the first time in these days, he realized he had been living in another world; this world was heavy with death.

A little less than an hour ago, he privately thought that she was a gentle but inexpressive person, but people’s eyes didn’t lie. She didn’t really care.

“We just…” Oliver swallowed. “We could’ve saved him…”

“Not necessary,” Ann responded calmly. Her mood seemed to have turned sour. “Fighting that thing is thankless. It didn’t attack us, so it’s the most reasonable thing to walk away when it’s full.”

“But that’s…” Oliver seemed to be hit harder by what had just happened.

Ann turned around and walked a few steps forward. She herself was very tall, so she didn’t lose much momentum when she stood in front of Oliver, who was almost 6 feet tall.  

“Can you save him?” she asked coldly.

“I don’t know.”

“Compassion is the most useless thing here. That kid just now didn’t want your sympathy. He wanted you to risk your life to save him. You said you don’t know, then were you hoping that I would step up to save him?”

“Listen, little boy.” She grabbed Oliver’s collar. “It seems you have made a mistake. First, compassion without the premise of strength will make you die faster. Second, I think my life is much more valuable than that of a stranger. I don’t owe you anything. I have no obligation to respond to any of your expectations. This is common sense.”

“You listen too.” Ann gave Nemo a side glance, causing him to subconsciously shrink his neck. “It’s understandable that young people have heroic fantasies, but you better remember for me, if you make a mistake, it’s not my style to sacrifice my life to wipe your ass.”

After that, she waved her hunting spear casually, and a strange tentacle broke off beside Oliver, spouting sticky purple mucus.

Nemo didn’t dare look at the boy’s corpse. He was so thin that he wasn’t sure if he was even an adult. The joy of returning to the world of common sense disappeared at this very moment.

While Ann didn’t ask him, he felt a terrible sense of powerlessness. Can he save the child? Will he die like this—quietly, without a grave or tombstone, and the first feeling of those who knew him was relief? He began to vomit in another sense.

Ann was right. He did make a mistake. The survival and death that he believed were justified did not exist here.

“Oliver.” He approached the dejected, brown-haired young man. “Are we friends?”

Oliver raised his head and looked at him with a complicated expression for a while. “…Probably.”

“What she said is reasonable, but I still can’t accept it.” Nemo’s voice trembled with hints of spinelessness, but his tone was firm. “If I accidently rush out and cause trouble, don’t save me.”

Oliver gave him a knowing look and was silent for a moment before he finally sighed.

“Then I have the same request,” he responded hoarsely, kicking the turf on the ground uncomfortably.


Kinky Thoughts:

Ann just tells it like it is.


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Stray Ch9

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 9: At Sunrise

Nemo had never taken any tests other than an interview in his life. Unfortunately, Miss Savage was experienced in combat and had no interest in explaining the current situation. As soon as Nemo washed the mud and grime that he had saved up for the past few days, he couldn’t wait to run out to clear up some questions, but he only found a young girl with freckles on her face.

“Ann’s out. Dinner is in the room over there.” The girl pursed her lips into a thin straight line and stared at the ground while she carried a basket of bread in her arm.

Nemo tried to maintain a kind smile, implying that she should say more. It was a pity that the girl had turned away as soon as she finished speaking, bringing a breeze full of “I’m in a bad mood”.”

Nemo gave a slight shrug in the dim corridor, reconfirmed the objects in his lower waist bag, and walked from the corridor to the simple restaurant. Oliver was already sitting at the table. His short light brown hair was still dripping with water, and the light from the fire blurred his small wounds. He looked a bit like the Oliver Ramon that he would meet in town.

He was stuffing his mouth with pumpkin soup. The dark bags under his eyes were still obvious. Nemo didn’t say anything and pulled out the chair opposite of him. The feet of the chair rubbed against the rotten, decayed wooden floor, causing a sound that could make people jolt.

“Ann’s out.” That was the only thing Nemo could come up with to say as he stirred the soup that was in front of him. After eating dry and stale bread for days, the traces in the soup stirred by the spoon were full of artistic flavor in his eyes.

“I know.” Oliver raised his eyes. “What do you think?”

“Of what?” Although the pumpkin soup was cold, the delicate taste almost made Nemo cry, causing him to be a little distracted.

“The matter of the black badge, what are your plans for the future? She just wants to join only in name. What about you?” Oliver still had the spoon in his mouth.

“…To be honest, I have no idea, but I don’t want to act alone. The price of trusting the wrong person now isn’t simply losing your wallet; it may be your life. At any rate, the two of us know each other well. It’s good to find a few reliable people to do simple tasks together.”

Oliver didn’t respond. He looked at the drops of soup stains left by the pumpkin soup on the table.

Nemo sighed. “If you want to find something related to your father…”

“It’s not this.” Oliver quickly denied. “I mean, don’t you have anything you want to do? My problem has been solved for the time being. I just need to accept it.” He paused. “But your situation…”

“I know.” When it came to this topic, Nemo slumped his shoulders listlessly. “Only the church knows about this kind of thing. Even if Garland’s attitude towards demons is more relaxed, those bishops definitely aren’t willing to counsel a demon worshipper; at least not for free. This problem can’t be solved at all.”

Oliver was shocked for a few seconds by Nemo’s straightforward, conceding attitude. “No, I mean, maybe we can get in touch with other demon worshippers.”

This time it was Nemo who was shocked by Oliver’s amazing adaptability. Demon worshippers never had a good reputation. Most people like to use the shorter term “cultist” to refer to them. In Alban, it was a popular trope used to scare children.

“You also saw what happened just now. If it weren’t for his demon’s sudden convulsion, we would’ve become gold coins in his pocket. Are you sure when even Ann can’t deal with him alone?” What was more, the guy had a hooligan look with slanted eyebrows and mousey eyes. He didn’t look like a knowledgeable and powerful character at all.

“If it’s just for information, it should be fine,” Oliver said. “I heard people mention that Noer seems to have a neutral tavern… I can’t remember the name. We can ask Ann tomorrow.”

Nemo nodded, though truthfully, he had no hope. The gray parrot wasn’t unbearable. Its presence had not been demanding on his quality of life, and the weight of the pumpkin soup in his heart at this moment was much heavier than that unsolved mystery.

The next morning, Nemo was woken up by Ann.

During the few days they spent in the forest, he had hardly closed his eyes. Although his strengthened body could bear it, his spirit was extremely exhausted. He finally was able to touch normal pillows and a bed that even if they weren’t soft or comfortable, he still slept like a baby.

Ann almost shouted Nemo’s full name, but even the gray parrot showed no signs of opening its eyes. The female warrior gritted her teeth, grabbed his ankle, and dragged Nemo off the bed.

“It’s not dawn yet.” Nemo glanced at the window from the gap in his eyelids, trying to climb back to the warm bed.

“Alright then, please continue sleeping until the last minute before the registration deadline and then go register comfortably in front of countless eyes of bounty hunters. They’ll definitely give you a standing ovation,” Ann snorted.

Nemo instantly stood up. “…I’m sorry!”

However, the situation didn’t seem to be as bad as Ann said.

The registration office was a low-rise structure that seemed out of place for its purpose.There were still scattered stars hanging in the sky at this time. The gray parrot was still sleeping in Nemo’s backpack. There were many people who stopped by the building in small groups; almost all were dressed as civilians, ranging from young to old. There were even mothers carrying their babies.

“These are all the people who are going to take the test?” Oliver stared at a mother who was bowing her head to coax her child. He was unable to see her expression clearly.

“They’re refugees. I estimate that they won’t be able to survive,” Ann responded lightly. She crossed her arms and looked towards the end of the road.

Soon they knew what Ann was waiting for. A two-wheeled carriage passed through the morning fog that was filled with miscellaneous weapons. The coachman parked his cart on the side of the road and quickly got down to business.

Ann wrapped a cloak around her leather armor and strode forward. “Ann Savage,” she said loudly, “Number eleven.”

The fat coachman sniffled as he plucked out a long cloth bag from the pile of weapons. “Here.” He handed it forward impatiently.

Ann took out a few gold coins and put them on the messy shelf, then picked up the cloth bag and left, removing the dirty cloth as she walked away. When she came back to them, the contents of the package had been completely exposed.

“It’s not a good sword, so make do with it. I’ll discuss the cost when you make money,” she said, throwing the sword at Oliver. Although she said that, Nemo was sure that this sword was better than the others in the cart. The blades on those swords were covered in dirt, while this one had at least a clean leather scabbard.

While Ann had a tough attitude and a ruthless approach, her heart was in the right place. Before Nemo could finish his thought, he was almost hit by a metal rod that Ann threw over.

“What is this thing?” The stick was more than half a person’s length and was heavy. There was hardly any workmanship, and the top had a roughly inlaid yellow stone. The stone had no signs of grinding marks, which made Nemo suspect that this was what it originally looked like when it was quarried.

“A staff,” Ann said. “You’re a mage, theoretically.”

Nemo stared at the black metal rod in horror. “But I can’t use—”

“Yes, I know. That’s why it’s iron. That way, you have a way to attack someone by surprise.” Ann made a waving gesture, looking very satisfied with her creativity.

“……”

Oliver, somewhat unaccustomed to hanging a sword around his belt, leaned over and patted Nemo on the shoulder with understanding.

Gradually, more carts came, offering more types of things to buy. At first it was only weapons, then some had medicine and simple scrolls. The asking price wasn’t very high, and the quality was awfully poor. Judging from the gaps and patches on the clothes of the refugees, there was no market for high-end goods here.

Ann ignored the new carts. She grabbed the clothes of the two people beside her and dragged them to the corner of the street. The sky was getting brighter, and the morning fog had gradually dissipated. The figures at the end of the stone road became clearer.

A group of people approached as they were talking and laughing. The vendors, who had just been busy quickly setting up their carriages, tore off a teleportation rune and quickly disappeared, leaving only pieces of fine garbage behind. The refugees spontaneously retreated with their purchased goods in their arms, not saying a word.

“Remember,” Ann whispered in their ears, “white tin badges. They are regular mercenaries. Don’t provoke them. Your black badge level is low compared to theirs. If you don’t cause trouble, they won’t take the initiative to attack you.”

The sky was now completely bright, and the red light of the rising sun broke through the sky curtain.

“Let’s go.” Oliver nudged Nemo’s arm. “Ann said that she had already helped fill in our information, but the certification has to be done in person—”

“The sun’s out,” Nemo said blankly, looking at the bright sun in the distance.

Oliver suddenly noticed something.

In the past few short days, Nemo Light seemed to have an indifferent attitude towards everything, which had nothing to do with the word positivity. He was the embodiment of what it meant to “live in the present” and leave the troubles for tomorrow. If Oliver was being honest, he didn’t appreciate this kind of character. He didn’t like how the other party didn’t seem to care about dying at any moment. He had seen his pain, fear, and exhaustion, but it was mixed with an indescribable inconsistency.

This sense of inconsistency made him instinctively want to keep a distance, but Nemo was undoubtedly a kind person in the traditional sense, as he really did save his life. It wasn’t acceptable for him to alienate Nemo just because of some non-existent thing. Oliver determined that this was all due to the paranoia caused by his recent emotional outburst.

While he had obviously made up his mind, the feeling that had disappeared for a while had now resurfaced.

When Nemo looked back at him, Oliver recalled a certain moment many years ago with instant clarity. It was the first time that they met when Nemo was peeping at him.

His back burst into hot sweat and then quickly became cold. His heart was beating so fast that it made him uncomfortable. The sound of blood flowing seemed to be magnified countless times, and dark spots appeared in his field of vision before he was about to faint. He tried to adjust his breathing, trying to resist this strange and ominous feeling. At that time, he was still young and had no concept of this kind of feeling. Now, he knew how to describe it—

Instinctive fear.

It was as if some huge alien was standing behind his head and had entrenched its sharp nails directly against his scalp, which could pierce his head like berries. The sense of oppression almost grounded his whole body into meat purée.

The feeling was fleeting, but it stuck to him for hours.

“You see, even if we encounter such shit, the sunrise is still very beautiful,” Nemo said with emotion, showing off a big smile. “I can’t remember the last time I saw a sunrise. Let’s go. Aren’t we going to get our certification?”

Oliver smiled stiffly, holding his other arm in his hand, and he could feel his body trembling uncontrollably.

“Are you nervous?” Nemo blinked curiously. “I don’t think you need to worry. If anyone fails this test first, that person will probably be me.”

Oliver took a deep inhale, looked directly into Nemo’s eyes, and tried to keep his voice steady. “Stop joking around. Ann is waiting for us inside.”

You can’t show it. He repeated it frantically in his heart. You can’t show it, Oliver Ramon.

It hurts to express fear wantonly before confirming the truth.


Kinky Thoughts:

It seems there’s more to Nemo than meets the eye.


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Stray Ch8

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 8: Noer’s City Wall

Ann did change her mind. Instead of bringing them immediately to Noer, she coldly asked Oliver to start training.

“It will be troublesome if you hurt others,” she pointed out mercilessly. “You must learn the method to control it. Please practice until you remember. I’ll take you in on the last day. There won’t be a backup plan, so I hope you can show some sincerity.”

‘She’s indeed being sincere,’ Nemo thought. When the female warrior first said this, the tip of her spear was still buzzing with sparks, ready to string them up at any moment, but her attitude towards them did change. Although the coldness didn’t decrease, Nemo could feel a subtle sense of equality that didn’t exist before.

Ann spent a lot of time fighting against Oliver with a murderous aura. It could be said that her method was effective. Oliver was at first unsteady, but eventually he was able to put up some resistance after only half a day.

On the other hand, Nemo’s job was to sit next to the gray parrot and eat nuts.

It wasn’t like he didn’t try. The dark shadow barrier that day seemed to be like a dream. Before he could taste the joy of being able to use magic, due to his panic, he had reverted back to the usual state where he couldn’t even cast a simple illumination spell. Nemo even asked Ann to give him a solid beating, which only resulted in him being pummeled to the point where he puked up all his lunch and was left only with abdominal pain and a wounded self-esteem.

Nemo chewed on the nuts gloomily as he looked at Oliver, who was holding a wooden stick as he managed to hold on a bit longer against the lightning this time, feeling that his last trace of confidence was about to be swept away by the wind.

“At least you’re very resilient when it comes to fighting.” The parrot swallowed the seeds in Nemo’s hand in one bite, then tried to say a few unpleasant words. “If you were an ordinary person, you would probably be half disabled by now, seeing as how you were beaten to death by her so many times.”

Perhaps it was the influence of the contract, but Nemo found it difficult for him to hate this gray parrot from the bottom of his heart. Still, despite trying his best, he couldn’t squeeze out much goodwill for it either. It was just that in this current hot battlefield, as the only living things who were idle, it was hard for them not to make a sound to try and regain a little sense of existence.

“I tried my best,” Nemo said lightly, with a mouthful of nuts. “I have repeated it a thousand times that that spell will definitely appear in my nightmares.”

“What you did yesterday was quite similar.” The parrot squatted on a pile of shells. “Remember how it felt at that time!”

Nemo opened the palm of his right hand and stretched it out to the front with great care as he chanted the familiar mantra in his mouth. Unfortunately, even when his face turned purple from suffocation, the scenery in front of him was still clear, bright, and lovely. He took a big inhale and stood up with a sigh. Then he walked to the nearest cluster of icicles and broke off a piece and bit into it.

The two people who were fighting stopped and turned to look at Nemo. Their concentrated expressions and the glisten of the sweat on their faces made him feel guilty. Nemo quickly waved his hand. “You guys continue. It’s too hot, so I couldn’t resist trying…”

The maker of the icicles, Oliver, chuckled. He threw down the wooden stick in his hand and also broke off a small piece of ice, ignoring the bloodstains on his hand. “You’re right,” he said, with gasps in his voice, as if he had just been fished out of water. “That’s why I chose ice in the first place.”

Ann stared at them. The words that filled her eyes almost overflowed.

“Almost.” Not to be outdone, she also broke off a block of ice and took a few bites. “I’ll take you two over the wall after dark today. Registration for the black badge test will start tomorrow morning, so we have to get in tonight.”

“Can’t we follow you into the city normally?” Nemo was a little surprised.

“Noer’s soldiers will not give you trouble in principle.” Ann threw away the ice piece and wiped her mouth. “Most of our businesses have agreements with the gatekeepers. They don’t have the right to deal with you, but it’s another matter if they sell the news to others. That business is easy and profitable. Most bounty hunters will not catch strong prey. There’s no shortage of villains in this world, so I don’t bother wasting my time on it.”

The two of them had already changed into the clothes they had obtained previously. Combined with their sloppy appearance, created from spending two days in the forest, they looked like two Garland civilians. Oliver looked more haggard as the continuous high-intensity fighting had left him with countless wounds and bruises. Nemo wasn’t sure if he was trying to avoid certain emotional problems as there were heavy dark bags under his eyes. Most likely, he hadn’t slept properly after his fever had subsided.

Nemo licked the crushed nuts stuck between his teeth, and after recalling the smiling face of this person for a few seconds, he suddenly felt strange in his heart.

When Nemo stood under the city wall, he stopped all his superfluous thoughts. At that moment, the sun had just set, but the air was still warm and humid. The smell of food and cooking smoke wafted from the wall. Nemo looked up at the top of the city wall, causing his neck to become sore. Noer’s just a small town, but why is the city wall so high?

“How do we get up?” He subconsciously touched the stone tiles on the wall, hoping to trigger a secret switch from somewhere.

“We only have fifteen minutes while the gatekeepers change shifts,” Ann said. “I’ll go up first and throw down a rope so you guys can climb up. Any other questions?”

“No, but you—” Oliver obviously had the same question. He even tried to step against the wall with his feet, watching the soles of his shoes slide down the rough masonry.

A real smile appeared in Ann’s eyes. She didn’t say anything and instead wrapped a few hemp ropes around her palm and then cracked her fingers. In the next second, she grabbed the wall dexterously, like a wild mountain goat, as if an invisible handle suddenly appeared on it. The female warrior’s physique and petite size were completely irrelative. At this moment, she quickly scaled the wall as if freed from gravity, taking less than a minute.

Ann turned her head for a while, then hung the rope down. “Come on, boys.” She lowered her voice and whistled happily.

Nemo swallowed hard as he thought about the height of the city wall.

“I’ll go first.” Sensing his fears, Oliver stepped forward, though his voice had a slight tremor. He tentatively tugged at the rope, stepped on the wall again with his feet, and climbed up a few steps.

However, at this moment, the wall didn’t show the friendly attitude it had just now. As if it had turned into butter, Oliver’s sole slipped again and his whole body swayed in mid-air, almost slamming himself against the wall head-on.

Ann wiped her face speechlessly.

Oliver let go of the rope decisively and slid back to the ground, leaving behind blood marks on the hemp rope. He looked at the swinging rope, picked up a thick branch casually from the ground, and swung it down in the direction of the wall. The training in the past few days paid off. Skewed ice marks on the wall began to appear as icicles protruded horizontally on the edge. Oliver took a deep breath, grabbed the hemp rope again, and cautiously stepped on the tip of the icicles and climbed up the wall.

Nemo’s eyes darkened. His new friend had just amicably helped him increase the difficulty. He had only climbed short ladders from the library before. In front of him now was a flat stone and brick wall with hideous icicles and a thin rope dangling between. This could be considered hell mode. He held his breath and grabbed the rope tremblingly, trying to imitate Oliver by stepping on the icicle while climbing up. As a result, as soon as he stepped on the second one, his wrist began to lose strength and he fell firmly from a height of more than a meter high.

Fortunately, his body was extremely durable now. Nemo gritted his teeth and grabbed the rope again.

“Such a pity.” The gray parrot flapped its wings proudly beside his head, not letting go of any opportunity to mock him. “If you had even a little talent like the size of a pea, you can just directly fly up!”

Nemo rolled his eyes and climbed up with difficulty again, leaving no strength to refute. He suspected that even if he stepped in the right place every step of the way, his physical strength would not be enough to complete the journey.

Ann gave a loud tsk. “Oliver, hold on to the rope,” she instructed in a low voice.

Oliver blinked his green eyes in confusion, and subconsciously obeyed. Immediately, Nemo watched as he was pulled to the other side of the wall by Ann, who had disappeared from the top of the wall. He was jerked up so fast that he almost hit a thick icicle.

The worst thing was that when he made it over the wall, he was dragged directly to the other side by the rope. As soon as he realized that he was free falling, he had already landed on his ass on top of a haystack. Oliver was sitting not far from him, in shock.

Ann landed gracefully in a neat semi-kneeling posture.

“Alright,” she said. “This yard belongs to my acquaintance. We can take a break here. Wait—”

She abruptly stopped the conversation and drew her hunting spear from behind.

“Jude.” Ann pulled out a fake smile. “Nice to see you.”

She lengthened each syllable, turning the greeting into more of a curse. Nemo turned his head with difficulty and finally saw who she was greeting. It was a horse-faced man who looked to be in his 40’s or 50’s, wearing leather armor, similar to Ann’s style, with a dirty beard on his face and long curly hair that was tangled into a ball. At this moment, he grinned, showing a row of brown teeth.

What was most eye-catching was the thing on his shoulder. The size and color of the sack looked very uncomfortable, like a swollen corpse of some hairless animal. Its limbs were very similar to the feet of a gecko. Several of them couldn’t be seen as they firmly grasped the man. Nemo couldn’t tell where the head was. There were a few dark, eye-like things that were exposed on the man’s shoulders, which were opening and closing one by one.

“Miss Savage.” Nemo asked, at the lowest volume he could muster, “Would you care to introduce?”

“My colleague, your kind,” Ann sneered. “Jude Major, a demon worshiper. To be more precise, a hyena who comes to steal food.”

“Don’t be so mean,” the man said with a lax smile. “I’m just here to try my luck. If you want someone to blame, blame it on my dear Oni’s loose mouth. Coming from Roadside Town at this time, it’s not difficult to guess what your interests are… God, my luck is truly great.”

The thing on his shoulder squirmed in response. Its eyes-like things open and close faster. Nemo suddenly felt that the gray parrot was very pleasing to his eyes now.

“Sorry, baby.” Jude blew a kiss. “I have been very short of money recently.”

He didn’t give Ann time to react and raised his hand as a black light hit Nemo’s chest. The gray parrot rushed out and swallowed the light in one bite.

“Bah!” it commented. “Inferior goods. I’m going to get diarrhea.”

Jude narrowed his eyes, but his hands didn’t slow at all. He drew out a machete to block Ann’s spear while the monster on his shoulder spewed out a large amount of yellow fog from the areas where it was opening and closing.

Now that Nemo could see clearly, those things weren’t eyes at all but a bunch of black holes that were opening and closing.

Ann quickly stepped back a few steps and then retreated to the two of them, avoiding touching the yellow mist.

“You should know that your fighting style has no advantage over me.” Jude himself seemed to be completely unaffected by the yellow mist. His tone was brisk and cheerful. “Let’s be sensible, pretty. It’s not too late to find a team of garbage to make up the numbers.”

“Nemo,” Ann said in a deep voice as her eyes remained fixated in Jude’s direction. “Can you cast that spell now? Just ten seconds. As long as we stop the fog, we have a chance of winning.”

“I… can’t.” Nemo looked at the monster. He had a strange feeling that the thing seemed to be watching him, even though he didn’t know where that thing’s eyes were.

Ann didn’t say a word. She glanced at Oliver and fell into contemplation while maintaining a defensive posture. Even though he acted unforgiving, Jude looked a bit scared. He paced up and down, standing near the edge of Ann’s attack range, like a mangy wolf considering how to deal with a hedgehog.

Nemo’s gaze moved to the monster on Jude’s shoulder. As long as that thing was dealt with, Ann had a way to deal with Jude. He thought all he needed to do was get rid of that…

Unexpected mutant.

The monster on Jude’s shoulder suddenly fell to the ground, as if it had become a real sack. It remained motionless with all its black holes closed, looking like a corpse. Its master was bewildered.

“Tam!” Jude sent the machete forward, as he said in a flustered voice. “Get up for me!”

The monster, which Nemo didn’t know if it was a subordinate or intermediate level demon, was still lying on the ground, dutifully acting like a corpse.

Ann didn’t miss this opportunity. Before Jude finished speaking, she rushed out like a leopard. She cautiously kept her distance as she sent a ray of lightning towards her opponent while he was distracted.

It was aimed right towards his heart. The leather armor on Jude’s left shoulder was scorched by lightning, revealing bloodied red flesh. The man let out a hoarse and ugly wail, followed by a series of vague swears. He didn’t curse much as he responded when Ann was about to deliver her second blow. He decisively took out a piece of parchment and tore it up. Suddenly, he and the monster disappeared from sight.

“Short-distance teleportation. If you can’t beat them, run. It’s… very Jude,” Ann muttered in disgust. “Speaking of which, what happened to his demon just now?” She raised her voice as she arched an eyebrow towards Nemo and the gray parrot who was perched on his shoulder.

“I don’t know.” Nemo said honestly.

“It’s just pretending to be dead.” The gray parrot replied almost at the same time. “Just now, this kid was probably hostile to that piece of garbage, and it discovered this. Isn’t this a common situation to play dead?”

“That’s true. Noble demon warlocks can naturally suppress inferior demons. Is this what you’re trying to say?” Ann sighed. “Forget it. Just treat this as if he was unlucky. That guy’s luck has always been bad.”

Jude Major panted as he carried his demon back to the Dawn Tavern. When he entered, he slammed it on the table. “Vance! Vance!” he roared, “Come and take a look for me! Also, bring a bottle of medicine! Damn it. That bitch—”

“Brother, what’s the matter?” The man at the table next to him stretched out his head curiously, and a bunch of grape-like eyes floated over with his movements.

“Bad luck. Who knows what’s going on.” Jude sank into the chair, causing the wooden chair to make an unbearable creaking sound. “Can you imagine that my contract was broken? Damn, this kind of inferior good is really unreliable.”

“It’s not that your contract was broken.” The drinker at the next table shrugged and said, “…Man, your demon is really dead.”

The man called Vance finally arrived. He gently set the bottle of medicine beside Jude.

“Yes, it’s dead. Probably was frightened to death,” he said in a gentle and elegant tone. “It’s common for this species to have the same courage as a hamster.”

Then he showed a very decent smile.

“…So, which demon warlock did you meet? Are you interested in exchanging information?”


Kinky Thoughts:

Mountain goats can really scale heights.


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Stray Ch7

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 7: Father

“What are you talking about?” Oliver asked blankly. He just woke up, and his brain buzzed like a honeycomb, feeling pain as it overflowed from every bone in his seams. The misty dizziness disappeared as he shook his head, and Nemo’s voice sounded a lot clearer.

“I just said that Miss Savage gave us a proposal.” Nemo sat beside him. He was a little blue, while the gray parrot sat on his head. “She suggested that we mix into Noer and then qualify for a black badge.”

“It turns out that you humans call ‘I’ll kill you if you don’t do this’ a ‘suggestion’?” The gray parrot jumped a few times. “I’ve learned something new.”

“Black badge?” Oliver turned his head and looked at the female warrior who was maintaining her weapon, “But we don’t—”

“I’m not interested in whether you’re innocent or not. I’m pretty sure my conscience is not worth three thousand gold coins. It’s just a transaction.” Ann rubbed her cloth on her hunting spear harshly. “Noer’s black badge certification has three days left. That’s why I rushed back to check on this matter. It doesn’t matter if you disagree. Regardless, I’ll get it.”

“But…”

“Do you prefer I exchange your heads for gold coins?” The corners of Ann’s mouth turned up, but there was no smile in her amber eyes. “Look, I think this deal is very good. With me, you’re guaranteed to pass. What you have to do is very simple. Form a team and let me join it.”

“You should already belong to a team though,” Oliver coughed a few times, but his throat was still dry and itchy.

“Yes, it’s a pity that everyone’s dead. I have to find a new team to register with. That’s the rule,” Ann said. Her face didn’t look sad.

“Why did you choose us?” Oliver stared at the heavy hunting spear with fear. “…Uh, I mean, it sounds really good. I’m just a little curious.”

“I don’t like to act with others. I tried a team of refugees, and they either died too quickly or disbanded too soon. The criminal team lasted longer, but it was a pity that most of them were unpleasant scums,” Ann explained calmly. “You don’t look like the kind of trash who likes to cause trouble. There are many people at the ‘dangerous’ level who are more or less capable. It should be okay to do some low-level tasks and I can live in peace for a while. I’m betting three thousand gold coins on my intuition.”

“I think it’s okay.” Nemo moved in Oliver’s direction, muttering in a very spineless voice. “If you can live for one more day, it counts as another day.”

“I have no problem,” Oliver responded in a low voice. “With three thousand gold coins on the line, it’s better to promise before she changes her mind.”

“What the hell is a black badge?” The gray parrot squeezed between them; its ass almost hitting Nemo in the face.

“Second-class citizen or cannon fodder.” Nemo grabbed the bouncing bird and put it on the ground. “Choose one that you can understand.”

Although the black badges were given out under the Mercenary Guild, which should sound appealing, they were essentially cannon fodder. There were many small countries on the mainland constantly at war. With the laws of each country being different, it directly led to criminals and refugees fleeing everywhere; the former to evade legal sanctions, the latter to beg for food. If they were inattentive, they would eventually become the former.

Once people cross the border, official negotiations became extremely troublesome. The current president of the Mercenary Guild, Pollock, was a good example. Before he was president, he secretly raised intermediate-level demons in the capital of Alban, and his wanted level soared to ‘outlaw’ after he was discovered. Seeing that things weren’t going well, Pollack quickly absconded to Willard, the enemy country of Alban. Unexpectedly, in the days that followed, he became prosperous and climbed the social ladder, eventually becoming an extremely wealthy man.

Alban persistently tried to extradite people back, resulting in raising tensions between the two countries to the point that they almost extended their front lines.

After Pollack became president of the Mercenary Guild, he created a system where refugees and criminals could pass the Mercenary Guild’s test and obtain a black badge that could be used in lieu of one’s identification documents from the country where they were originally from. It was just that what they could do was tightly restricted. Most jobs were either troublesome or dangerous, which legal citizens would be unwilling to deal with, and the taxes and commissions for them were surprisingly high.

Black households without identity certificates could hardly live a normal life, so even if the jobs were terrible, a considerable number of new black badges were born every year. In fact, even without Ann’s “suggestion”, they would’ve embarked on this path sooner or later, unless they really wanted to break the jar and become actual villains in exile.

“We agree,” Oliver said. “What do we need to do now?”

Ann tapped her chin with her fingers, then whistled, causing the white horse to run over. She took a sword from a leather bag hanging from the saddle and handed it to Oliver.

“This kid said it was you who cut down the wolfhound. Have a look.” She clenched her spear. “If you make any superfluous moves, I won’t mind stringing you up and dragging you to Noer.”

Oliver licked his chapped lips. “Actually, I don’t know what happened last night.”

He really had no impression.

“Oh, where did you get so much shit!” When it saw the opportunity to prove that it was telling the truth, the gray parrot became excited. “Just cut! Why don’t I help you brew your emotions—”

Before Oliver could say a word, a hapless spider-dog appeared out of thin air. The spider-dog kicked its eight legs angrily, trying to bite Oliver’s face. Oliver only felt the tips of his hair stand up, and without a second thought, he raised the hand that was holding the sword.

However, this was just an ordinary sword.

The spider-dog grabbed his right arm and opened its mouth again to bite. Oliver panicked as he was quite sure he was about to lose his right arm, so he hurriedly made up for the blow with his left arm, sweeping the spider-dog onto the ground as he gasped for breath.

Ann didn’t say a word as she stood by, watching with interest.

How did he swing the sword last night? Oliver desperately recalled how he felt at the time. He gritted his teeth and stabbed the spider-dog again. As a result, he almost stabbed himself.

Before the sword would pierce, countless icicles formed, stretching frantically forward along the tip of the sword. The spider-dog was directly blasted into the soil, but the icicles did not stop there. It exploded as soon as it touched the ground, bursting into a huge, hideous, transparent ice flower. The sharp petals had icy thorns pointing in all directions, with the shortest one being more than one meter long.

These cold thorns had no self-awareness. Oliver’s failure to stab the spider-dog almost made him poke one of his eyes out on one of the sharp icy thorns. Oliver took a few steps back and almost tripped over some weeds behind him as he leaned back. Nemo quickly rushed up and supported him.

The moment the icicle burst open, the sword was shattered into several pieces, leaving behind the hilt that was frozen in ice. The fine ice chips drifted into the air, causing the temperature to drop a few degrees in the sultry summer.

“Although the style was a bit different, the wolfhound was basically finished like this,” the gray parrot explained affectionately to Ann. “You see, I’m an honest demon. I’m just here for the view!”

“Three thousand gold coins…” Ann stared at the huge pile of ice spikes with an ugly expression on her face. “How cheap.”

Nemo was holding Oliver from behind, and when he first touched him, Oliver’s short light brown hair buried into his face. His nose was sore from being hit, and he wasn’t sure if he was bleeding. Fortunately, the medicine Ann gave had a good effect. Oliver was no longer burning up like a human charcoal. He quickly stood up before Nemo couldn’t support him any longer and coughed a few times.

“Thank you.” He turned around. His face wasn’t shocked but was frowning slightly.

Nemo rubbed his nose, trying to conceal his somewhat stiff expression of shock. “Oliver, you—”

“I changed my mind.” Before he could utter half the sentence, Nemo was cut off neatly by a low female voice.

Nemo turned his head abruptly; his movements were so large that he almost twisted his neck. At this moment, he wholeheartedly hoped that this sentence was not what he thought it meant.

“Take it easy.” The female warrior’s expression was serious. Her tone wasn’t as relaxed as before. “I’m not going to kill you. Now it seems that I’ve missed my best chance.”

Nemo found that his arm was grabbed by Oliver and was pulled behind him. Whether it was intentional or not, it made him a little inexplicably angry that he slapped Oliver’s hand away and instead stood in front of him.

Ann sighed. “Sit down, you two. We need to have a good talk.”

Nemo and Oliver looked at the hunting spear in the female warrior’s hand at the same time, without moving a step.

Ann didn’t say anything. She thrust the spear hard into the ground and took the lead to sit down. “That brown-haired kid, Oliver Ramon, right? You have a bit of foundation, but your movements are too rusty. I’m really curious. Even a blind man won’t miss this talent. What was your teacher thinking? For Alban to let go of this kind of talent… If he knew about this, the bishop in your area would probably pull his hair out.”

“I gave up very early.” Oliver thought for a moment, while still standing. “Because I… Don’t like it very much. My father also said it’s not a big deal. If I didn’t want to learn, I didn’t have to. That was all.”

“No big deal? I have been in this business for nearly 20 years. To be honest, I haven’t seen many at this level.” Ann raised her voice. “Forget about the demon-boy. Abyssal magic is as indistinguishable as wild mushrooms. I can’t judge it well, but you’re a purebred human, right?”

For a moment, Nemo felt that he had been classified as a parrot hybrid.

“Yes,” Oliver answered with incomparable firmness. “Is there a problem?”

“It seems that you two have no idea about the world outside of Roadside Town,” Ann said. Her face didn’t look good. “You’ve been living a good life safely and steadily, no? I’m really curious if your teacher is someone who has seen the world. It’s impossible for you to be so leisurely—”

“His father… There are no problems with his teacher’s character.” Nemo interrupted the female warrior’s words, and the inexplicable unhappiness became more apparent, as real as the melting ice on his skin. “You’re right. I was the one who implicated this guy. He could have lived a leisurely life, but it’s not because of anyone’s ‘educational mistake’.”

Ann turned her sharp gaze to him causing her nose to flutter quickly. When she spoke again, her voice was calm. “Your teacher is your father? Interesting. Now that I’m interested, tell me what you did last night,” she said. “I’m familiar with that expression. It looks like two groundhogs whose holes have been trampled on, confusing and scaring them to death.”

It’s a pity that Ann Savage’s nearly two decades of experience did not help her much in putting together their somewhat faltering narratives.

“I can probably guess what happened to your father.” Ann rubbed her lower lip. “If he wasn’t the one who summoned the deadwood jellyfish, he must have forcibly transferred the summoning ceremony to himself. I have seen this kind of deadly, completely laborious, and thankless practice.”

“What do you mean?” Oliver had already sat down honestly during his narration, only leaving Nemo, who was still standing stubbornly.

“For higher-level demons, the first thing they do after being summoned is to attack the summoner.” Ann said. “In simple terms, creatures with brains are reluctant to do the biddings of others. They need to confirm the strength of their future master. If the summoner is too weak, it means that they probably won’t get many benefits. If the summoner is killed, the demon can be free to eat and play to their delight before returning to the Abyss.”

She glanced at Oliver. “A powerful person can’t summon a deadwood jellyfish. If I guess correctly, the summoner was probably eaten to the point where there was only residue left. Your father probably forcibly transferred the summoning ceremony while the monster wasn’t completely free yet… Most likely to protect the town.”

“But he…”

“The next part is where I can’t figure it out,” Ann said, leaving no time for Oliver to ask questions. “The key point is that, according to records, only demon warlocks are capable of forcibly transferring rituals. Was there anything abnormal about your father?”

“I swear not. My father has absolutely no abnormalities.”

“Then there is only one possibility left,” Ann said. “A superior demon who obtained a human body can do it too.”

“Impossible!” Before Oliver could respond, someone screamed for him. The gray parrot swaggered over, its tone full of confidence. “I’ve seen that man. It’s impossible for him to be a superior demon! If he was, I would definitely detect—”

“You are?” Ann raised her beautifully shaped eyebrows at it. “What do you mean you can detect and suppress it?”

“Bah,” the gray parrot shot back contemptuously. “We rely on the aura of our peers! If we don’t want low-level garbage to find out, there are ways, but you can’t hide it from a demon on the same level.”

Ann took a deep look at it, then poked it firmly and slowly with her hand. The gray parrot exploded with anger and plunged into the shrub next to it, very unlike a parrot.

“Where were we?” She frowned. “Oh yes, Oliver, did your father use magic in front of you?”

“He did, but only once,” Oliver said. “It was a very ordinary illusion. I don’t think that can be used as a reference.”

Oliver didn’t seem to be shaken by Ann’s statement. Nemo suspected that he didn’t intend to believe this statement at all in the first place, and he could relate to this sentiment. The only thing Old Ramon might harm are mosquitoes passing through Roadside Town with his own hands. Even the raw meat at the inn was already prepared; it was purchased from the local butcher. Their share of shock in the past two days had long been overdrawn, and they didn’t need more additional blows.

“Alright.” Ann noticed their unhappiness. She raised her hands and made a gesture of conceding defeat. “Then skip this question. After the ceremony is transferred, the demon will also shift their target, which is probably why your father wanted you to kill him.”

Oliver raised his head abruptly.

“Assuming that you are telling the truth and he was really about to die when you met, then the transfer ceremony can only buy the army some time. He probably came up with this kind of plan if he was taking the monster out of town at that time.” She sighed. “If the summoner is killed by a third party during this confrontation, it’ll be deemed as a summoning failure. According to nature’s law, the monster will be sent back to the abyss immediately.”

“I can’t think of any other reason than to protect the town.” Ann shrugged. “I apologize for what I just said. If you didn’t lie, then Mr. Ramon is not an ignorant man and I don’t judge this kind of behavior. At least for me, I’ll never do this kind of thing for irrelevant people… And let my loved ones suffer like this.”

“I can be sure of one thing, boy. Knowing the rules behind demon summoning and being able to perform the transfer ceremony with your own hands… Your father is definitely not an ordinary person. If you have the heart, you can try to find—”

“Thank you very much for your explanation.” Oliver said as he stood up and shook his feet. He gave a non-standard salute to the female warrior. “Really… Thank you very much.”

“But no, I don’t want to know his past. It’s already enough.”


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Bu Tian Gang Ch68

Author: 梦溪石 / Meng Xi Shi

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 68

After lunch, Dong Zhi tried to sleep for a while but found he couldn’t fall asleep, so he decided to go upstairs to find Long Shen. There was still no one in the office, and he didn’t know whether the other party had gone out or was in a meeting that wasn’t finished yet.

He didn’t dare run to the conference room to find him, so he went back to the rooftop to practice diligently.

He needed to get up at 4:30 in the morning, go to the rooftop to study at 5 AM after washing, and then Long Shen would leave him to go to work at 8 AM. After eating breakfast, Dong Zhi would walk around the rooftop for an hour to practice his kung fu tona and then continue practicing Bu Tian Gang until noon. He would have an hour of rest after lunch, then he would practice again until 5 PM. He would then return back to the dorm for a break, and then sleep early at night. This was the practice regime that Long Shen formulated for him.

For urbanites who were used to partying, this plan was undoubtedly extremely difficult, not to mention that the Bu Tian Gang’s footwork was very complicated. It wasn’t easy to remember it, and it was even more difficult to use skillfully after you combined it with swordsmanship.

The most painful thing is that he wanted to eat fish and meat after such high-intensity training, which would at least bring some comfort to his soul. As a result, he wasn’t even allowed such things and had to eat porridge mixed with goji berries every day. It was simply impossible to love this kind of life.

After persisting for two days, Dong Zhi couldn’t hold on any longer. He wanted to be coquettish and asked his master to ease up on the regime. Yet the result was that he stayed up all night reading a novel and forgot about his bedtime, annoying Long Shen. Now, he didn’t know how to coax his master, so he didn’t dare mention any more laziness and had to live his ascetic life honestly.

As soon as he went up to the rooftop with his Changshou Sword, he saw that Liu Qingbo and Liu Si were also there.

Liu Qingbo rolled his eyes when he saw Dong Zhi and didn’t greet him. Since learning that Dong Zhi was accepted as Long Shen’s apprentice, he had acted this way around him, so Dong Zhi had become accustomed to it. Compared with the ridiculing at every possible opportunity from before, this was already merciful for Liu Qingbo.

Liu Si smiled and said, “We were hesitating whether to go to Group One or Group Two to practice. You’re also here. Did you talk to the leaders?”

Dong Zhi was aware of the gossip these days. Although it was not up to the new recruits to choose where they wanted to go, it’s said that everyone would be divided into groups before departure. At that time, in addition to being under the jurisdiction of the branch, they’ll also be subjected to the observation of the leadership of the General Administration Bureau.

“Not yet, but I should be in Group Two.”

However, which group you are in now doesn’t guarantee that you’ll stay there after the probationary period is over. If the leader feels that you are unqualified, they can still kick you out. For those that can’t enter the General Administration Bureau, they’ll be assigned to a branch. After all, the branch’s affairs were more trivial but required more manpower.

Liu Si also wanted to join Group Two. It was said that Long Shen had already approved it. If there was no incident, Gu Meiren and Ba Sang would have joined Group Three. Since Liu Qingbo couldn’t worship Long Shen as his teacher, he went to Group One instead. All these fell into everyone’s expectations.

What was most surprising was Li Ying. His father, Li Rui, was originally the leader before Wu Bingtian. Being born on Mount Maoshan, it stood to reason that he should also join Group One. Unexpectedly, he took the initiative to find Song Zhicun and suggested that he wanted to go to Group Three. Song Zhicun naturally longed for such an elite to join, so he immediately agreed.

Many people felt that Li Ying chose beauty over country, seeing as Chi Banxia was also joining Group Three, and he couldn’t bear to separate from his girlfriend. However, Dong Zhi believed that a group of strong competitors had emerged in large numbers. With Liu Qingbo and Zhang Song, no matter how good Li Ying would be, there would inevitably be fierce competition after entering, so he chose Group Three, which would make it easier for him to stand out.

Hearing Dong Zhi’s response, Liu Si laughed. “That’s right. You are, after all, Boss Long’s disciple, so you must go to Group Two. I’ll have to ask more about this.”

Although he envied Dong Zhi for being able to worship Long Shen as a teacher, he was only envious. After all, as a master of the willow trees, he has his own cultivation method. Whether he could worship or not was simply superfluous.

Liu Qingbo couldn’t help rolling his eyes again.

Dong Zhi invited him. “Would you like to practice with us?”

The practice venues for the three groups were different. Liu Qingbo was determined to go where he originally wanted to and took out his access card. Both Dong Zhi and Liu Si belonged to Group Two.

Liu Qingbo snorted coldly, “No thanks, lest others misunderstand that I want to steal from you!”

He raised his head and swiped his card to enter first. Dong Zhi and Liu Si looked at each other before swiping their cards one after another to enter Group Two’s venue.

Liu Si said, “I heard that next year’s World Exchange Conference will have more participants than in previous years. In this way, we should have a chance.”

Seeing that Dong Zhi was confused, he couldn’t help but wonder, “Didn’t the Boss Long tell you anything?”

Dong Zhi shook his head. In the past two days, he was so exhausted from practice that he didn’t have time to care about the World Exchange Conference.

“Is this exchange conference just a technical exchange from various countries?

Liu Si said, “On the one hand, traveling around the world has become more commonplace. Now demons from the east will run to the west, while wanted demons from the west often run over to the east. This is to strengthen the exchange of information between various countries. On the other hand, it should also for practitioners of various countries to communicate with each other and exchange ideas. Each of them will be representing their country and will certainly have a sense of victory and honor. I heard that there will be a trial competition and that the top three will be excellently rewarded.”

The rewards are only minor, as no one will bat an eye for it. The real prize was being the winners, which would provide them with a great advantage in their popularity for future promotions. Even if they participate in the competition as individuals, they could still make a name for themselves, and they no longer need to worry about fame and fortune.

Liu Si said, “We don’t allow people from the private sector to participate in the competition in their personal names. We have to go through the Special Administration Bureau. When the time comes, we will be representing our country. Every year, the Special Administration Bureau will allocate a number of places for the bureau and the private sector. It’s said that Boss Wu and Boss Song came to prominence in the competition, and later they rose all the way to the top.”

Dong Zhi asked curiously, “What about Boss Long?”

Liu Si shook his head. “I have heard that Boss Long hasn’t participated.”

Dong Zhi never thought about fame or getting a better promotion. He thought it was interesting to be able to meet people from around the world and learn from various practitioners. At the very least, it’ll still be a good experience to improve oneself, but since he thought this, most likely everyone else did too.

“Are the screening criteria strict?” he asked.

Liu Si: “The conference will be held at the end of next year. They shouldn’t have started screening people until the beginning of the year. I also learned about this from listening to a group of people a few days ago. If you want to go, you should step up your practice. There are not too many places available, and we have a lot of elites this time. It’s definitely impossible for everyone to have an opportunity.”

Dong Zhi nodded. As a disciple of Long Shen, he had to fight for a place no matter what. Otherwise, it’ll be too embarrassing for his master.

Thinking like this, he found he had another motivation towards his cultivation. The space here was infinitely extended by magic. Let alone accommodating Liu Si and Dong Zhi, even if dozens more came, it’d still be spacious. Liu Si went towards the hillside in front of him to start his practice while Dong Zhi practiced his footwork by the waterfall.

—

Long Shen was indeed very busy. He was swarmed with meetings today. He had seminars with those above, meetings in the bureau, and temporary meetings with newcomers. During lunch break, he went back to get his mug and found that there was an extra book on his desk.

<The Incident Book of the Relevant Department for Subduing and Eliminating Demons>. Author: Dong Dong Qiang.

Long Shen frowned slightly before picking it up and turning a few pages.

It portrayed the daily lives of the Relevant Departments in the form of simple comics, as well as clips of them subduing and slaying demons. The name of the Special Administration Bureau was hidden as it was referred to as the “Relevant Department” instead. The protagonist’s name was not a real name, and details of the case had been changed, so it didn’t expose any secrets.

There is also a note in the middle of the book.

[Master, this book is about to go public. The author is me. I plan to donate the manuscript fee to the Bureau as a modest contribution as a pension for my fallen colleagues. Don’t be angry, okay?]

A smiley face is attached to the back, and there is a shy cartoon villain next to it.

Long Shen closed the book, took a document from the drawer, picked up the mug and started to leave. Before he left, he picked up the book again, took out the note that was inside, put it in the drawer, and took the book with him.

Many people think that the top bosses in high positions must sit in their offices all day long while remotely commanding from there, but this is not the case with the Special Administration Bureau. During the last incident where they sent the newcomers on field training, two Deputy Directors led the team in person. Although there were injuries and casualties as expected, as leaders, Long Shen and Song Zhicun were still criticized and had to write a review report on the incident. These were things that Dong Zhi was unaware of.

“The Japanese have already sent the things over, and the above asked us to send Fujikawa back as soon as possible,” Wu Bingtian said.

Song Zhicun snorted coldly, “We worked hard this time and lost two people. I really want to keep the old fucker and never let him go back to Japan!”

Wu Bingtian said slowly, “I don’t want him to go back either, but this is an order from the top, and they have all agreed to the conditions we put forward this time. If we don’t fulfill our promises, there’s no way we can explain it.”

In fact, the matter had already been finalized. Today was just a routine to discuss it. Song Zhicun nodded. “When the above procedures are completed, I’ll make the trip in person and send him back so as to avoid any changes on the way.”

Wu Bingtian smiled and said, “It must be hard on you, Boss Song. It’s reassuring to have you as a leader of a team.”

Director Jiang only cares about the general direction of the spiritual world. He has never intervened in specific business allocations, nor can he. Seeing that the topic had come to an end, he smiled and said, “Is the distribution of the new people’s whereabouts settled?”

Wu Bingtian handed over a form. “It’s almost done. This is everyone’s arrangement. Take a look.”

Director Jiang glanced at him slightly. “Why aren’t any of them staying in the General Administration?”

Wu Bingtian smiled and said, “After the three of us discussed it, we decided that instead of leaving them in the General Administration and not knowing about the sufferings of the outside world, it’s better to let them go to a local branch office and be on the front line to gain an in-depth understanding of major cases.”

Director Jiang nodded. He was just a figurehead, so naturally he had no opinion.

“Okay, when will they leave?”

Wu Bingtian: “They’ll report to work next week.”

Director Jiang: “They finally just came back. Next week feels a bit rushed, so let’s extend it for another week and hold a few seminars before they leave. We can encourage and pump up their enthusiasm.”

When everyone heard this, they knew that Lao Jiang’s addiction to speaking had risen again. Since he took office, he has held meetings and speeches on every occasion possible, so everyone eventually knew how Lao Jiang got the title of “Director of Meetings”. There are only so many people in the bureau. No matter how much Director Jiang loves meetings, it was impossible to gather everyone together all day long. Now that there was a batch of newcomers that had more time to listen to him, how could he easily “let them go”?

Wu Bingtian didn’t want to argue with the director on such trivial matters, so he smiled and said, “Well, they didn’t listen to your teaching well last time they joined. Now they have a chance again. In the future, there will be fewer opportunities, so they can listen to it now and gain more experience.”

Director Jiang smiled. “Of course, young people have to be encouraged. These children are still young, and they are all national elites, so inevitably they are arrogant. We need to let them walk slower so they don’t run too fast!”

Today’s meeting wasn’t formal. There were only a few of them there. After finishing up business, Lao Jiang unknowingly talked about his son. He talked about how his son had gotten into a famous university abroad with a full scholarship. In other words, he was bragging.

Song Zhicun also had a son in the army. He was young and promising, and his military rank wasn’t low. As a parent, it was inevitable that he hoped his child would become like a dragon. Lao Song was no exception. Listening to Director Jiang’s words, Lao Song started talking about his son endlessly as he inadvertently compared him with Director Jiang’s son.

Wu Bingtian only had a daughter, who had just learned to speak, so he couldn’t brag even if he wanted to. However, he still found the common topic of parenting and started wildly talking with the other two.

Seeing that the conversation was completely centered around children, Wu Bingtian looked at Long Shen, who was silent, and said with a smile, “We still have to count on Boss Long with the purest heart and fewest desires. You’ve been working hard all these years and lack attention in your personal life!”

Director Jiang hurriedly said, “Yes, Boss Long hasn’t started a family yet. Do you want me to introduce you to a suitable person? Work is important, but don’t miss out on the big events of your life!”

Director Jiang obviously knew what the Special Administration Bureau was doing, and he knew that he had a powerful man under his command, but he didn’t actually know the full extent, let alone Long Shen’s origins. He only regarded him as a practitioner like Wu Bingtian and Song Zhicun.

Wu Bingtian and Song Zhicun glanced at each other, giving each other an amused look. They didn’t expect Lao Jiang to urge Long Shen to get married.

Unexpectedly, Long Shen used this to advertise a book. “This is my apprentice’s new book. Supposedly, presale volumes have already exceeded 100,000. I’ll ask him later for a few more copies to give you.”

He had checked the sales volume online. With several directors present, it could be said that they were good at exterminating demons, but none knew anything about the publishing industry, so they were quite surprised when they heard the 100,000 number and it quickly piqued their interest.

Director Jiang took a look. “Oh, this is a comic book? I didn’t expect Boss Long to apprentice to be a cartoonist.”

Wu Bingtian smiled bitterly. “It’s Dong Zhi. Boss Long really has a good disciple that he already obtained glory for his master so soon.”

Long Shen said lightly, “He’s very good. He has a good head on his shoulders, can draw, has a good memory, and has good talents. I didn’t expect him to get this far.”

Hearing his opponent’s pretended modesty, Wu Bingtian couldn’t help but feel itchy all over. Although he had looked down on Dong Zhi, a practitioner who hadn’t started his foundation since he was a child, that was long ago.

Wu Bingtian had wanted to attract Dong Zhi into his group since Dong Zhi came to prominence in tracking the whereabouts of the Japanese. His group was filled with influential figures that could provide money and resources. As long as he spoke, no one would refuse his request. Who knew that Long Shen had faster hands than him and made frequent contact in private with Dong Zhi, often giving him advice by living so close to him. This made the child so grateful that he politely declined Wu Bingtian’s proposal.

After all, Wu Bingtian, the dignified director, wasn’t good at taking rejection. After having lost face, he thought that when they returned from Yinchuan, he would go back to his teacher and allow Dong Zhi to enter Mount Longhu’s gate. He had investigated it clearly and found that Dong Zhi had only worshipped a famous master in Mount Hezao, but he wasn’t considered a legitimate descendant of the Hezao Sect, so this meant it wouldn’t be a violation for him to enter Mount Longhu.

Who knew that Long Shen was once again one step ahead of him as he had already accepted him as a disciple while they were in the cave? When they came back, Wu Bingtian heard him mention it lightly that he was so angry he didn’t sleep well that night.

He never said that he would rob Long Shen of his apprentice. Wasn’t there still Liu Qingbo, who had excellent qualifications?! But this only made his opponent move his hand faster! Every time Wu Bingtian thought about this, he wanted to beat himself up.

Moreover, the last time he negotiated with the Japanese, Long Shen didn’t give in but also brought Song Zhicun and Zong Lao to his side. As a result, Wu Bingtian, who was in charge of negotiations, could only act as a courier, passing messages back and forth. Although the Japanese were finally forced to make concessions, in the beginning, the higher ups wanted to settle everything calmly, but because Long Shen and Song Zhicun pushed back, they felt that they “ignored the overall situation”, and this also reflected badly on Wu Bingtian.

Long Shen didn’t care, while Song Zhicun didn’t have much ambition to climb the ladder, thus only Wu Bingtian was left with resentment. Because of this “deep hatred*”, he was still reluctant to make peace.

*Old hatred new hatred (新仇旧恨) Idiom describing a deep hatred.

“Still, at the end of the day, we’re the Special Administration Bureau. Subduing and slaying demons is our priority. No matter how much Boss Long will hurt his apprentice, it’s best if you don’t let him do this kind of job and have him focus on the wrong direction.”

Long Shen said, “That’s right. I finally got an apprentice. It’s inevitable that I want him to do everything well, so I put a lot of pressure on him. Despite this, he has never disappointed me. He now trains very hard, and he’s even willing to donate his manuscript fee for this book to the Bureau as a pension for his fallen colleagues.”

Song Zhicun was first to praise, “Boss Long’s apprentice is truly good. It’s a pity that I’m one step late. Otherwise, I would have competed with you for him.”

As an ordinary person, Director Jiang didn’t know much about exorcism in general, but when he heard that Dong Zhi had donated his manuscript fee, he too had to offer his praise, “Yes! It’s said that an apprentice is worth half a son, and I think this applies to Boss Long!”

Long Shen smiled faintly. “Director Jiang and Boss Song flatter him too much.” He was strict with Dong Zhi but didn’t reveal that in the slightest. In contrast to others, he didn’t hesitate to show off his preference and appreciation.

Wu Bingtian almost choked on his own spit as he was on the verge of having a heart attack.

After their chat came to an end, Long Shen returned to his office and looked at the time. It was almost 4 PM. He put down his hand and went to the rooftop.

Sure enough, Dong Zhi was there. He was standing next to the waterfall with his back to him, holding the Changshou Sword with his forehand, practicing the Tian Gang footwork, so he didn’t hear Long Shen’s arrival.

Long Shen stood for a while until the other party swung his sword and turned around.

“Master!”

Dong Zhi first yelled happily, and then, remembering the blunder he made this morning, paused, and held back his expression when he approached. Long Shen remained expressionless and stood with his hands behind his back.

“Finished practicing?”

“Finished practicing.” Dong Zhi gave him a well-behaved smile. “Asking Master to please provide guidance.”

Long Shen said, “You are the author of the book in the office?”

Dong Zhi answered guiltily, “Yes.”

Long Shen frowned slightly. “You practice every day, yet you still have time to draw and write books? Where did you get such free time?”

Dong Zhi hurriedly said, “That was a while ago. After I went to Yinchuan, I didn’t have much time to draw anymore, so I’m now just sending out previous manuscripts. This kind of thing can be drawn very quickly, just need to add a bit of color, and it will not delay my practice.”

Long Shen was silent for a moment before saying, “You have high spirits and many hobbies, but your cultivation is important. I hope you can spend more time on it. It’s important to note that if you miss a good opportunity in battle, you may lose your life.”

After the morning incident, Dong Zhi had already understood Long Shen’s restrictions. It didn’t matter whether his qualifications weren’t good enough or if he was in poor health, but during the training period, he had to concentrate on it and try his best. He couldn’t be careless. He was the one who was wrong, so he didn’t dare defend himself and could only admit his mistake and obediently practice harder.

When Dong Zhi lowered his head, Long Shen couldn’t see his expression and only saw his soft and fluffy hair.

In fact, Long Shen wasn’t actually as angry as he thought, but Dong Zhi’s departure was imminent, and they couldn’t follow each other all the time. If he didn’t beat this into him and something actually happened, he wouldn’t have time to rush over to help.

“You can keep the manuscript fee. You don’t need to donate it.”

Dong Zhi looked up and looked at him in surprise. “Master…”

Long Shen said, “I will use my own money for the amount you want to donate. The salary during the probationary period is relatively small. If you don’t have enough money, just tell me. Drawing, though, cannot affect your work.”

“…Oh.” Dong Zhi didn’t notice that the corners of his mouth were slightly raised. He felt as if his heart was soaked in hot water on a cold day, and after being soaked warm, he was picked up and gently wrapped in a towel.

The man who wrapped a towel around his heart treated his only apprentice in life with the greatest gentleness and kindness.

“Master, can I hug you?”

Before the other party could answer, Dong Zhi had already hugged him tightly.

“How old are you? Always hugging at every turn. What kind of etiquette is this?” Although he said this, Long Shen could have easily gotten out of the way, but he didn’t.

“You are really the best Master in the world.” Dong Zhi stuffed his face into Long Shen’s clothes, and his voice became muffled. “Being able to be your disciple is my greatest blessing.”

Long Shen had never been hugged so tightly before. He wanted to push him away but also felt that it didn’t seem appropriate. After thinking about it, he patted Dong Zhi’s back a few times.

“Alright,” he said.

Dong Zhi was reluctant to let go, so he took the opportunity to rub his face again until Liu Si came around from behind the hillside and greeted them in surprise.

“Boss Long?”

Feeling that Long Shen wanted to push him away, Dong Zhi let go first. He felt a little embarrassed knowing Liu Si had seen him being coquettish.

Liu Si wasn’t paying much attention. He happily said, “Boss Long, are you free? I just wanted to ask you for some guidance!”

Long Shen nodded and followed Liu Si to the front.

Everyone has their own secret techniques. It didn’t matter if Long Shen saw it, since he was already standing at a height that was beyond the reach of ordinary people, but for Dong Zhi, it wasn’t easy to follow them.

He didn’t want to leave like this, so he continued to linger around. As a result, after waiting for an hour, he was so hungry that he curled up and waited until Long Shen and Liu Si came back.

Long Shen was surprised. “Why haven’t you left yet?”

He thought that his apprentice was putting in extra time to work hard and added, “Everything has a degree. Too much isn’t always better.”

Dong Zhi smiled and said, “I’m fine, so I wanted to wait for you.”

Liu Si said, “Thank you so much, Boss Long, for today. It’s just around dinnertime. Why don’t I invite you to a meal?”

Joy sprouted from Dong Zhi, until he heard Long Shen say, “He can’t eat during dinner right now.”

Dong Zhi: …

Long Shen looked at his pitiful expression, and a smile appeared in his eyes. Finally, he said mercifully, “But you can still eat some porridge.”

Porridge was still better than nothing. Dong Zhi found that his current requirements had fallen to an all new low. Let alone a full-Chinese banquet, it’s estimated that even a plate of pickled mustard greens would taste delicious to him.

As a practitioner, Liu Si naturally knew Long Shen’s intention behind why he was making Dong Zhi hungry. He smiled and said, “Well, let’s go eat vegetarian food. That way, Dong Zhi could eat more.”

Dong Zhi was overjoyed. “Lao Liu, you’re such an understanding and considerate person!”

Long Shen was speechless, thinking that this apprentice was too easy to please.

Liu Si had rented a home in the capital, which was a bit far away from where they were. After they finished their meals, he parted ways with them and got on the subway. Dong Zhi walked slowly back with Long Shen.

“Master, after I go to the branch office, there’s still family and annual leave, right?”

Long Shen: “Why are you asking?”

Dong Zhi: “So I can come back to see you more.”

Long Shen: “You can practice well. You don’t need me to watch over you.”

Seeing Dong Zhi’s expression of disappointment, he paused, and then said, “If I go on a business trip, I’ll stop by to see you when I have time.”

Dong Zhi’s expression was like a switch that when pressed immediately turned from dim to bright.

“Has our respective designation been confirmed? Can you tell me who I’ll be partnering with?”

Although the temperaments of these companions who trained together are different, they still have a sense of nostalgia. Even Liu Qingbo’s eye rolling, and cold snorts were sentimentally childish to Dong Zhi. It would be even better if he could be with Ba Sang or Gu Meiren.

Long Shen said, “You won’t have partners. Everyone will be assigned to different places.”

Dong Zhi was taken aback. “Isn’t there only four branches?”

Long Shen: “There are also offices under the branch offices as well as in third-tier cities. There are not many people in those offices, so sometimes the conditions aren’t very good. You must be mentally prepared.”

Listening to his tone, Dong Zhi knew that he would not be assigned an easy job because, according to Long Shen’s personality, he likes to face difficulties, so he’d only be more demanding of his apprentice. Long Shen could make many concessions to him in private that he could even consider overindulgent, but he would never back down on the issues of principle.

This was his Master, but it happened that he liked such a Master.


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Bu Tian Gang Ch67

Author: 梦溪石 / Meng Xi Shi

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 67

Seeing him talking about business, Dong Zhi had to restrain his expression and stood still, listening carefully.

“The Master of the heavens, the dimension of the heavens, covers the sun, moon, and nine stars, and the color of heaven and earth. Bluntly stated, it’s the law of all operations in the universe. There’s also a saying of Bu Tian Gang in Taoism called Bu Gang Nieji, which means to lay a map of the Big Dipper on the ground, step on it using Yubu1, and pray for longevity. During the Three Kingdoms Period, Zhuge Kongming2 used this method to seek heaven, hoping to prolong his life, but in the end he did not succeed.”

1(禹步) Footwork movement commonly used by Taoist in prayer rituals.
2Also known as Zhuge Liang, was a Chinese statesman and military strategist. He was chancellor and later regent of the state of Shu Han during the Three Kingdoms period. He is recognized as the most accomplished strategist of his era and has been compared to Sun Tzu, the author of The Art of War.

This anecdote was later circulated among the people and was written into the Romance of the Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong. Dong Zhi was familiar with this, as he recalled the reference as soon as he heard it.

Long Shen continued, “But the skills I want to teach you are different from what I said earlier. It is not only swordsmanship but also includes footwork and qi that can be combined with your Thunder Talisman method. If your skill is profound enough, it may even be able to attract the sun, stars, and moon, making you the center of the universe. A single thought can give birth to new life or the destruction of an entire world.”

Dong Zhi was stunned to hear. “Isn’t this something that the great god Pangu* can do?”

*A primordial being and creation figure in Chinese mythology who separated heaven and earth and became geographic features such as mountains and rivers.

Long Shen smiled. “In fact, it’s not as mysterious as you think. Most dharmas in the world have already reached their highest depth. For example, if you use the Five Thunder Dharma method, you can reach a point where you can summon overwhelming thunder, almost like a god, but truthfully, no one in the world can do such a thing.”

That’s true. Dong Zhi nodded. To put things bluntly, just like playing a game, a game company will always give you an ultimate skill that you must practice and grind to the highest level, using the best equipment and spending more money than anyone else to achieve the maximum effect of that skill. In other words, no one in the entire server can do such a thing and the same applies to practitioners*.

*Clarity. For those still confuse, he’s saying that the capability is there, but no mortal can actually achieve it. For example, the Five Thunder Talisman can reach a potential where you can summon countless thunder like a god, but no one can actually reach this potential.

After his introduction, Long Shen stretched out his hand. “Give me the Changshou Sword.”

Dong Zhi hurriedly handed the sword over.

“Look at my footwork first. Don’t worry about swordsmanship,” Long Shen said as he stepped forward.

His footwork was very fast, moving back and forth with ease. Dong Zhi was dazzled by the sight. At first, he could remember a few steps, but soon he forgot most of them.

“Try to remember it first. When you’re proficient with it, you can combine it with your swordsmanship in actual combat. This set of footwork can also be used when inviting gods or summoning thunder. It adds an extra layer of effect, like icing on a cake. However, you can’t invite gods in the future, so when you’re familiar with it, only use it for your thunder technique.”

Dong Zhi said with a bitter face, “Master, you move too fast. I didn’t see clearly.”

Long Shen was serious, but he was also patient with his disciple. After hearing what Dong Zhi said, he slowed down his movements and performed them again.

Watching them, Dong Zhi felt that Long Shen’s steps were very mysterious, but he couldn’t tell what the mystery behind them was. After looking at it for a long time, he couldn’t help but ask, “Master, does this set of footwork also imitate the law of the distribution of the Big Dipper?”

Long Shen nodded. “It is not only the Big Dipper, but the twenty-eight mansions1, relating to the four star regions2. The Azure Dragon of the East3, the White Tiger of the West4, the Black Tortoise of the North5, and the Vermilion Bird of the South6. The Yubu steps is universal, so it can be used for summoning thunder. Thus you can learn it first and then gradually become better at it.”

1Part of the Chinese constellations system. They can be considered the equivalent to the zodiacal constellations in Western astronomy, though the Twenty-eight Mansions reflect the movement of the Moon through a sidereal month rather than the Sun in a tropical year.
2Four mythological creatures appear among the Chinese constellations along the ecliptic and are viewed as the guardians of the four cardinal directions. These four creatures are also referred to by a variety of other names, including “Four Guardians”, “Four Gods”, and “Four Auspicious Beasts”
3Also known as Qinglong in Chinese or Seiryu in Japanese, is one of the Dragon Gods who represent the mount or chthonic forces of the Five Regions’ Highest Deities. Represents the east in terms of direction and the season of spring.
4Also known as Baihu in Chinese and Byakko in Japanese, represents the west in terms of direction and the season of autumn.
5Also known as Xuanwu in Chinese and Genbu in Japanese, represent the north in terms of direction and the season of winter. Usually portrayed as a turtle with a snake as its tail.
6Also known as Zhuque in Chinese and Suzaku in Japanese, represents the south in direction and also the fire element and the season of summer. It is described as a red bird that resembles a pheasant with five-color plumage and is perpetually covered in flames.

Dong Zhi nodded, recalling Long Shen’s footwork, and began to practice. Long Shen watched from the side and corrected him from time to time.

Time passed, and it was almost noon.

Although the rooftop of the Special Administration Bureau was a separate space, it still contained the four seasons, and day and night were the same as outside, making the space even more ingenious. After dusk, night fell, and soon the sky was full of stars glittering above the earth, creating an amazing and magical space.

Anyone could practice here at any time for however long they wanted. Long Shen said, “In the next two days, you’ll practice your footwork, and then I’ll start teaching you swordsmanship. That’s it for today.”

Dong Zhi scratched his head. “Master, you go first. I want to practice more.”

Long Shen: “What you did now is enough. Above all else, you need to rest now. You can’t eat at night and you need to be full at noon, so let’s go. The reason why I don’t let you eat meat is to make your stomach and intestines recover faster. It’s not necessarily better the more meat you eat, got it?”

Dong Zhi put away his sword and said bitterly. “I’ve been practicing for most of the day. Now I’m too hungry. I can’t fall asleep at night just by eating white porridge without even any sides!”

In the past, he wasn’t as glutenous as Kan Chaosheng, but since he had been eating nothing but porridge with mustard greens every day for a month, his eyes were beginning to glow green whenever he heard the word meat.

However, Long Shen watched over him too closely. He once took some snacks from Kan Chaosheng, and as he turned his head, he was discovered by Long Shen. Not only was he punished, but Kan Chaosheng suffered as well. After that, no one dared give him any food.

Long Shen glanced at him, but suddenly turned around and pointed to the bright sunlight as he made an oath.

“I, Long Shen, will accept Dong Zhi as my apprentice from today onwards. I must love him and protect him with all my heart and soul and teach him to become talented. If there’s any violation, may the heavens strike me with thunder.”

Dong Zhi was stunned. What he said earlier was meant as a jest, as he didn’t expect Long Shen to really swear and take what he said seriously. His throat bobbed as heat rushed to his eyes. Even his nose became stuffy.

He watched Long Shen put down his hand, as if he was just talking about the weather, and his expression remained monotoned as usual. “Satisfied? Let’s go.”

“Master…” Dong Zhi was lost for words as he didn’t know how to respond. As soon as he spoke, he found that his eyes were a little wet.

Long Shen couldn’t help sighing. “What’s there to cry about? Didn’t you ask me to make an oath?”

“Master, you are so kind to me. I am touched.” Dong Zhi was full of tears but showed him a smile.

At that moment, he thought to himself, even if it was not the kind of relationship he wanted, it would still be okay. For someone like Long Shen to do this for him was a valuable thing. He can only repay him back with hard work and sincerity.

“Go get dinner.”

“Yes.”

Since Long Shen had asked Dong Zhi to eat sparingly, he obviously didn’t take him to a restaurant, but instead took him back to his dorm and cooked for him. The meal was still porridge, but he added some polygonatum, goji berries, and jujubes to it to nourish his qi and replenish his blood.

Dong Zhi hated eating the goji berries and jujubes the most, because they smelled like medicine, despite the fact that they were sweet. The taste was indescribable. He used to want to vomit before he even had a bite and resolutely refused to touch it. However, now that his master was making it himself, not to mention goji berries or jujubes, even if it was arsenic, he’d still eat it, especially since he’s able to see Long Shen’s back. His shirt sleeves were half rolled up, revealing fair and strong arms as his figure busied himself by washing his hands and preparing the ingredients for the porridge. Not everyone could have such a blessing like Dong Zhi.

Dong Zhi suddenly felt that if he was born in ancient times and happened to be an emperor, he’d probably be an unscrupulous monarch who would put beauty before country.

Long Shen’s cooking skills weren’t particularly good. He could skip meals when he was busy on weekdays and didn’t have time to practice his cooking skills. However, it was enough for Dong Zhi. The significance lay not in the taste of the porridge but in the fact that it was made by his master. It was something that probably even Li Han’er had probably never tasted.

After swallowing a mouthful of the most annoying jujubes, Dong Zhi decided that from today onwards, he would reconcile with the two ingredients he hated, jujubes and goji berries, and write off past grievances.

“Master, when I go to a branch next week, can I come back to see you often in the future?”

“Why are you thinking about coming back before you even go?” Long Shen disapproved of his attitude, thinking about wanting to go home before the war.

Dong Zhi said softly, “But I will miss you.”

Long Shen ladled a scoop of porridge into a bowl.

Without giving a chance for him to be chided for his weak mentality, Dong Zhi said, “Master, you know that my parents have passed away. Now this has become a second home to me. Can I really not come back to you see you for a whole year?”

Long Shen: “I didn’t bind your legs. You can return during the holidays. However, being in the Special Administration Bureau is a special position. You often have to leave as soon as something happens, and you can only come back once things are resolved. Holidays are useless, so you should mentally be prepared.”

Dong Zhi smiled. “Don’t worry. I used to work for a game company and worked overtime every day. When we had to push for expansions or events, I didn’t even have a rest day, so I’m used to this kind of thing!”

Long Shen wasn’t a talkative person. If no one bothered him, he could be at ease even if he didn’t speak for over ten days to half a month. However, now that he had such a noisy apprentice, he had accepted his fate.

After being quiet for a while, the noisy apprentice asked again, “Master, when online games weren’t popular before, what did you do in your spare time?”

Long Shen: “Walk around and read books.”

Dong Zhi’s eyes lit up. “Then when I go to the branch, will you come to see me?”

Long Shen wanted to say that he probably didn’t have time, but when he saw his shining eyes, he changed his words. “If I have time, I’ll go.”

It wasn’t easy to make the other party make this kind of guarantee. Dong Zhi felt good about it, so he bowed his head and ate his porridge with satisfaction.

After being quiet for a while, he asked again. “Master, what books do you like to read?”

Long Shen: “Doesn’t matter what the subject is, I’ll always take a look.”

Dong Zhi lit up. “What about martial arts novels?”

Long Shen: “I have read a few.”

Dong Zhi said tentatively, “Then do you know the story of Yang Guo and the Xiaolongnü*?”

*Characters from the book <The Return of the Condor Heroes>. The story revolves around the protagonist, Yang Guo, and his lover and martial arts master, Xiaolongnü, in their adventures in the jianghu (also called the wulin, the community of martial artists), where love between master and apprentice is seen as taboo. || It’s because of his feelings for Long Shen and the current relationship that they have that he specifically brought this book up.

Long Shen glanced at him.

He felt guilty for being a thief and hurriedly lowered his head and pretended to be concentrating on eating his porridge without looking at his opponent’s line of sight.

Long Shen did not answer.

After waiting for Dong Zhi for a while, he couldn’t help but say, “Master, you haven’t answered my question yet.”

Long Shen couldn’t bear it. “Shut up.”

The world was finally quiet. If he had known his apprentice would be so noisy, he should have thought more about accepting him in the first place. Long Shen had never made a decision that he regretted, but as he watched Dong Zhi’s black and soft hair twirl, he began to doubt his judgement for the very first time in his life.

Dong Zhi felt something, and he raised his head and smiled at him innocently. Long Shen’s heart softened for a moment, then he lowered his head and looked at Dong Zhi’s bowl and was speechless again.

The goji berries in the porridge were all shuffled to the bottom of the bowl, one by one. They were originally covered by porridge, but as Dong Zhi ate it, more and more goji berries started to appear as the level of porridge began to shrink.

“Eat it all.” Long Shen tapped the edge of his bowl lightly with his chopsticks.

It was really hard to eat. He really couldn’t eat a whole bowl, even if he imagined it was some kind of immortal elixir. Dong Zhi had originally wanted to take it and toss it away secretly while Long Shen wasn’t paying attention, but now that he was discovered, he could only pick them up and gobble them down in one go as if he was dying, and then swallow them all into his stomach before he had a chance to taste them.

Long Shen watched him eat like a child as he showed an expression of begging for praise. He only said, “Continue tomorrow. Before you leave Beijing, you’ll come here every day at noon to eat porridge with goji berries, jujubes, and polygonatum.”

Dong Zhi: …

He could eat with his sweetheart every day, but what he hated most was the taste. Life was always full of difficult choices.

After eating, he wanted to stay for a while. Like he could help his master wash the dishes, linger around and chat with him before going to bed. But Long Shen had told him to rest early these days, and he had to go to the rooftop to continue his class at 4 in the morning.

Dong Zhi was driven back into his dormitory lovelessly. After hugging his fat white cat for a long time, his heart recovered, and he began to move again. His fingers weren’t honest as he picked up his phone and started texting.

[Master! I recommend you read the martial arts trilogy, The Legend of the Condor Heroes, The Return of the Condor Heroes, and The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber. The best ones are the Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber. You must read it if you have time!]

He thought Long Shen would not reply, but after a while, he received a response: [I have read it.]

Dong Zhi’s spirit was refreshed as he asked: [What did you think of it?]

Deputy Director Long replied: [The description of internal exercises is more illusory, and it’s too close to the magic.]

A very professional response after reading.

Dong Zhi couldn’t laugh or cry, so he added: [What about the emotional part?]

He felt that his hint was obvious enough. As long as Long Shen has a little bit of heart, he should be able to understand the implication.

The other party’s reply was: [It’s okay.]

Did he understand? He still didn’t understand?

He stared at the phone screen for a long time as it turned off by itself, completely stunned, until the white cat became impatient and jumped off of him that he regained his senses.

He wanted to ask again, but he didn’t have the courage now, so he didn’t send any more messages, and the other party didn’t add to his text either. Those two words seemed to be a sign of coldness that calmed him down all night.

Dong Zhi was hesitant at first as he held his phone before he clicked on the online version of <The Return of the Condor Heroes>.

He first read this novel when he was still in junior high. At that time, he was just a child and only focused on how powerful the protagonist was. He wanted to see him fight with King Jinlun for 300 rounds. Since then, it became famous all over the world. Where would he even pay attention to the infatuation without repentance? When the TV series was broadcast later, he took the time to watch it and recalled the plot again.

Now that he was older and had a different state of mind, he could relive this novel from a completely different perspective. He was fascinated by it unconsciously and forgot about his bedtime. He originally promised to go to bed by 9 PM but forgot about it until it was after midnight. As a result, he was awakened by his alarm clock just four hours after he had fallen asleep. The appearance of his baggy eyelids was instantly noticed by Long Shen.

“Didn’t you go to bed early last night?” He asked with a frown.

Sensing a hint of danger from the other party’s tone, Dong Zhi hurriedly said, “I went to bed early, but I couldn’t fall asleep.”

Long Shen: “I remember you said that you usually get good quality sleep and would fall asleep as soon as you touched the bed.”

Dong Zhi: …It seems I did say that.

During dinner yesterday, while they were chatting, Long Shen told him that practicing his kung fu tona before going to bed could help him sleep. He boasted that he usually got good quality sleep, even before he had practiced kung fu tona, as he could basically fall asleep as soon as he touched a bed.

Now, his retribution was coming. He really couldn’t lie. Otherwise, if he told a lie, he’d have to keep telling countless lies to cover them up.

He honestly admitted, “Master, I was wrong. I went to bed late because I forgot the time when I was up reading a novel.”

Long Shen said lightly, “Do you not care about the things that I usually tell you?”

Dong Zhi quickly denied, “I remember what you said. Last night, my self-control was too poor. Don’t be angry.”

Long Shen said, “The most important thing about our identity is self-control and will. When we confront demons, they can see your inner weakness and take advantage of it. When you’re in a branch, you can face emergencies at any time. I can’t always be by your side to protect you. If you have a sense of dependence, it’s better to quit early and save me the trouble of teaching you.”

This sentence was so serious that it frightened Dong Zhi. He quickly lowered his head and obediently accepted his scolding, not daring to speak out.

For a personality like Long Shen, the fact that he was able to say that much meant he was truly angry. He didn’t talk at length and continued to train Dong Zhi, but the more he didn’t say it, the more Dong Zhi felt uncomfortable. For most of the day, he hardened his spirit, took careful notes of what the other party taught, and demonstrated it again according to Long Shen’s request.

Long Shen corrected his movements and asked him to practice by himself, then left first.

Dong Zhi didn’t dare call for him. He practiced for two hours and didn’t go back until he was hungry. He thought about waiting for Long Shen to get off work in the evening before going to him to apologize at dinner.

Who knew that these two days were fated to revolve around books? When Dong Zhi returned to his dorm, he received a package. It was a sample book that was express delivered to him. The title of the book was <The Incident Book of the Relevant Department for Subduing and Eliminating Demons>.

The response to his comic serialization on the Internet has been very good. He had garnered so many fans that it had exceeded the one million mark. At this time, he was bombarded by publishers, hoping he would publish his work into a book. After careful consideration, Dong Zhi finally agreed to publish it. The publishing house had moved very quickly. Before he went to Yinchuan, they had started typesetting and assembling his novel after getting the manuscript. Now, the sample book had already been sent to him, and the presale had already begun. If there were no issues, it’d be officially listed in half a month.

Dong Zhi was originally going to use the sample book to brush up his favorability with his master, but seeing as how he was scolded so much this morning, he guessed that Long Shen was still angry and he didn’t want any more scolding, so as he went to Long Shen’s office, he turned around and went downstairs to see He Yu and Kan Chaosheng.

He Yu used to fool around every day. For the time being, now that he had a broken leg, he didn’t need to go out to the field, and he had become lazier. He was probably in the kennel during work hours. Ah, correction. Playing games in his office.

Sure enough, Dong Zhi’s guess was correct when he went there.

Kan Chaosheng was also there. The two were holding their phones. Kan Chaosheng was probably in a team with He Yu and was being led by him. The two of them were flushed and energetic. As soon as Dong Zhi opened the door, they all raised their heads and subconsciously showed shocked expressions. When they saw that it was just Dong Zhi, they breathed a sigh of relief and chided him, “Why did you come in without knocking on the door? I thought it was the boss!”

Dong Zhi said innocently, “I knocked, but you guys are so immersed in your game that you couldn’t extricate yourselves.”

He put the book on the coffee table, which was filled with all kinds of snacks and garbage left by He Yu and Kan Chaosheng. He had to throw away a few boxes to make room.

“My sample book is out, so I wanted to share it with you first. I also brought one for Old Zhong. You can give it to him for me, as I won’t have time to visit again.”

He Yu said, “You should also send a copy to the boss. He’ll probably be happy, even if he doesn’t say anything.”

Dong Zhi scratched his nose. “I was planning to, but I don’t dare give it now. I made him angry today.”

He Yu and Kan Chaosheng didn’t raise their heads at first and didn’t bother giving him alms. When they heard this, they stopped playing their game and gave him a look of surprise. “You made the boss angry? No way? Can you make the boss angry?”

Dong Zhi was unconvinced when he heard it, “What do you mean? What kind of ability could make him angry? Am I not qualified?” As soon as he spoke it, he realized that he had been misled by He Yu and quickly pulled the topic back.

“I just passed by his office and there was no one there. I guess he went to a meeting. Why don’t you give it to him for me later?”

He Yu refused, “No, give it yourself! In case he wants to train people on a whim, I’m not in a hurry to catch bad luck.”

Kan Chaosheng nodded. “It’s very possible. The boss is pissed off by Dong Zhi, but he has no one to take it out on!”

Dong Zhi curled his lips. “I heard that you made a bet on who would get the apprenticeship between me and Liu Qingbo and made a fortune from it. Do you think if I told Master, he would let you keep the money?”

Kan Chaosheng had bet on Liu Qingbo at that time, so he had lost money from this bet. When he heard this, he heckled, “Yes, report him! Let the boss clean him up!”

He Yu glared at Chaosheng. “Which side are you on!”

Kan Chaosheng laughed. “The one that benefits me!”

He Yu waved his hand. “Go, go. I think you want to fish in troubled waters*!”

*(浑水摸鱼) Idiom referring to taking advantage during trouble times.

He decided to abandon his game, hugged Dong Zhi’s shoulders, and said, “Isn’t it just giving a book? No problem. I’ll take care of it! But you have to tell us why the boss suddenly decided to accept you as an apprentice at that time. I heard that you had a private exchange in the cave.”

Dong Zhi protested, “What do you mean private exchange? Pay attention to your words. We’re not creating some kind of sex scandal!”

He Yu laughed. “Those are your words, not mine! I made a bet with Boss Song. He said the boss took the initiative to accept you as an apprentice, but I think you begged until the boss’ heart was softened. Please give me the answer!”

Dong Zhi’s eyes widened. “You actually made a bet with Boss Song? How much did you bet?”

Kan Chaosheng’s mouth was faster. “One thousand!”

Dong Zhi laughed. “Then you are sure to lose!”

He Yu said in disbelief, “Is it really the boss who offered to accept you as an apprentice?”

Dong Zhi raised his chin. “Of course! Hey, what’s with you? After knowing each other for so long and inviting you to eat so many times, you actually didn’t even bet on me to win!”

He Yu said solemnly, “It’s not that I didn’t bet on you, but before you there have been many people who wanted to worship the boss as a teacher, but no one succeeded, so it’s hard for us to believe that someone who’s as difficult as the boss can make an exception.”

Dong Zhi said proudly, “That means I am good enough!”

He Yu stared at him. “Don’t you have a guilty conscience for saying that? Not to mention Liu Qingbo, there are still several others who have an equally good family background, but the boss has never relented, yet you have no conscience when you say you’re better than them?”

Kan Chaosheng suddenly grabbed He Yu’s collar and shook him violently. “Stop talking nonsense! Shitty He Yu, I blame you for encouraging me to bet against him. You’ll have to pay me back my hard-earned money!”

He Yu rolled his eyes and stuck out his tongue as he was being strangled.

Facing the sudden infighting, Dong Zhi couldn’t laugh or cry, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop them. “You dare to bet with Boss Song? Aren’t you afraid he’ll tell Master?!”

He Yu was tossed to the side by Kan Chaosheng and was finally free from his clutches. His hair was messed up like a chicken coop, and there were scratches on his face and neck.

He said angrily, “What was wrong with the boss this time? There are so many talented people that he passed on, yet he became enlightened when he saw you!”

Dong Zhi rolled his eyes. “I think you have been going in the wrong direction all this time. Why do you think Master prefers a stronger apprentice?”

He Yu: “Huh? Does the boss prefer to adjust and teach?”

Dong Zhi: “You think that he’s just wanting to teach the more experienced apprentices? If you have already formed a system, it’ll be difficult to understand and accept new concepts. Wouldn’t that mean that Master will have to expend twice the effort but get half the result? Unlike me, I’m a blank piece of paper. Master can teach me as much as he wants, and I’ll be able to absorb it much faster than those with strong abilities.”

He Yu’s been a wise guy all his life, but, in this moment, he was left momentarily speechless. “Then why not just adopt you as his child? Wouldn’t you absorb it even faster?”

Kan Chaosheng slapped him again with his hand. “Are you stupid? The boss is so busy all day long. Where does he have time to play with the children!”

“That’s right!” He Yu scratched the back of his head regretfully. “Why didn’t I think about this in the first place? I wasted a thousand in vain!”

“Two thousand! What about my thousand! I don’t care, you must pay me back!” Kan Chaosheng said angrily.

He Yu sneered, “If you’re willing to gamble, then you have to admit defeat. It’s not like I forced you to bet. I can only say that you just have a low IQ!”

“What are you talking about?!” Kan Chaosheng was furious. He directly turned language into violence as he rushed up to He Yu, turning the office into a battlefield again.

“Remember to help me deliver the book!” Dong Zhi shouted.

The office was a mess as chickens and dogs flew everywhere, but no one paid attention to him. When he first saw them fighting, Dong Zhi was quite shocked and would hurriedly persuade them to make peace. Now he had become numb to it. The two of them would have small fights every few days and a big fight at least once a week. It was just a common situation that even Long Shen didn’t bother to care about them.


Kinky Thoughts:

Pangu (盘古)

A primordial being and creation figure in Chinese mythology who separated heaven and earth and became geographic features such as mountains and rivers.

In the beginning, there was nothing, and the universe was in a featureless, formless primordial state. This primordial state coalesced into a cosmic egg for about 18,000 years. Within it, the perfectly opposed principles of yin and yang became balanced, and Pangu emerged (or woke up) from the egg. Pangu inside the cosmic egg symbolizes Taiji. Pangu is usually depicted as a primitive, hairy giant who has horns on his head. Pangu began creating the world: he separated yin from yang with a swing of his giant axe, creating the earth (murky yin) and the sky (clear yang). To keep them separated, Pangu stood between them and pushed up the sky. With each day, the sky grew ten feet (3 meters) higher, the earth ten feet thicker, and Pangu ten feet taller. This task took yet another 18,000 years. In some versions of the story, Pangu is aided in this task by the four most prominent beasts, namely the Turtle, the Qilin, the Phoenix, and the Dragon.

After 18,000 years had elapsed, Pangu died. His breath became the wind, mist and clouds; his voice, thunder; his left eye, the Sun; his right eye, the Moon; his head, the mountains and extremes of the world; his blood, rivers; his muscles, fertile land; his facial hair, the stars and Milky Way; his fur, bushes and forests; his bones, valuable minerals; his bone marrow, precious jewels; his sweat, rain; and the fleas on his fur carried by the wind became animals.

You can read more about him on Wikipedia.

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Azure Dragon/Qinglong/Seiryu

Also known as Qinglong in Chinese or Seiryu in Japanese, is one of the Dragon Gods who represent the mount or chthonic forces of the Five Regions’ Highest Deities.

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White Tiger/Baihu/Byakko

Also known as Baihu in Chinese and Byakko in Japanese, represents the west in terms of direction and the season of autumn.

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Black Tortoise/Xuanwu/Genbu

Also known as Xuanwu in Chinese and Genbu in Japanese, represent the north in terms of direction and the season of winter. Usually portrayed as a turtle with a snake as its tail.

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Vermillion Bird/Zhuque/Suzaku

Also known as Zhuque in Chinese and Suzaku in Japanese, represents the south in direction and also the fire element and the season of summer. It is described as a red bird that resembles a pheasant with five-color plumage and is perpetually covered in flames.


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Stray Ch6

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6: Ann Savage

Even so, the two of them didn’t know where to run; Oliver was still injured. Instead of returning to the depths of the forest, defenseless, to face unknown monsters, they might as well face a known race of the same kind as them. Since the other party had ways to find them, it was of little use to slowly try and change places.

“Teach me a few more spells, Bagelmaurus. Just defensive ones.” Nemo stood up and threw the sheepskin roll to Oliver. “Even if you’re not a superior demon, you can at least do that.”

“Defensive?” Putting aside the identity issue that it was too lazy to refute, the gray parrot was still dissatisfied with its disobedient contractor. “You might as well just hug that woman’s thigh* and beg for mercy.”

*(抱大腿) Trying to take advantage of other people to gain benefits, especially the weak, taking the initiative to take advantage of the strong.

“She’ll find us sooner or later unless we escape back to the forest. Oliver can’t fight right now and you’re of little use.” Nemo’s tone was firm. “Do I have any other options?”

“Useless? I have recovered a little bit now. If I try my best, I can kill with a single shot,” the gray parrot tutted loudly. “But you see, everyone has to make a way for themselves, right? After all, you two are useless, so I have to save this power until you can’t—”

“Spells.” Nemo insisted.

“Consider offensive spells. I promise the woman will survive. Although I don’t want to admit it, if you die now, I’ll have a headache.”

“Defensive spells,” Nemo continued to insist. “If you teach something else without telling me, don’t expect us to believe you again.”

“As if you ever believed my words in the first place,” the parrot grumbled.

“Wait.” Oliver finally couldn’t hold back. “Nemo, you don’t know how to use magic, right?”

“Just in case.” Nemo was still staring at the parrot, as if to scrape out a spell with just his eyes. “I learned a very important thing last night. Almost dying is an effective motivator.”

“Incorrigible idiot,” the parrot sneered contemptuously. “Listen, I’ll demonstrate it once. You can see for yourself whether it’s an offensive or a defensive spell.”

The spell was short. A palm-sized translucent shadow rose slowly in front of it and turned into a strangely shaped shadow shield that kept squirming around its edges.

“It can only block spells,” it said. “As you know, superior demons have no need to defend against ordinary sword strikes.”

Nemo repeated the spell, and as expected, the spell showed no sign of being activated. He didn’t give up this time and kept repeating the spell as he grabbed a stone. He was honestly at a loss, but on the bright side, he reflected bitterly on how he had grown accustomed to this sensation.

“That lady doesn’t seem to be an arrogant and unreasonable type.” Oliver stood up, leaning on the trunk of the tree. His injured leg trembled a bit. “Maybe we have a chance to clarify the facts…”

Before he could finish speaking, something flashed by from the corner of his eyes and directly scorched the trunk of the tree he was leaning against. Oliver coughed dryly and moved his hand silently. The other party came faster than they predicted.

The female warrior was riding a white horse and had a hunting spear in her right hand that was pointed at them from a distance. The tip of the spear was entangled with cyan lightning. Just when Nemo felt that he was about to be run over by the rushing horse, she stopped it and raised her eyebrows at Nemo who fell on the ground flat on his ass.

“I can’t believe I didn’t see it.” She gestured with her spear; the sharp tip was pressed against Nemo’s throat and the lightning became more intense. “You two little guys are actually ‘dangerous’. The acting skills of young people nowadays are truly amazing.”

Nemo swallowed with difficulty and tried to explain while repeating the spell frantically in his mind. The stone he was holding in his right hand had long been forgotten by him. “Miss, it’s not like that. We’re actually—”

Before he finished speaking, the spear was pulled back and he was stabbed in the shoulder. Nemo was so frightened that he quickly stopped talking, rolled on the spot, and avoided the tip of the spear. The lightning whipped his back, causing him to scream from the pain.

“Do I look like the kind of fool who waits for the enemy to narrate a story?” The female warrior, Ann, sneered. She threw the hunting spear, and it swam along its trajectory like a lightning snake. Nemo “just in case” didn’t happen as he watched the lightning explode at him.

Oliver dragged his injured leg and tried to grab the spear with a clumsy surprise attack, but Ann quickly turned around and dodged it. The hunting spear drew an arc in the air as the tail of the spear hit him on the chest, knocking Oliver abruptly back two steps.

Nemo, who had just escaped the lightning, took advantage of the situation by throwing stones at her. His strengthened physique was finally useful, and the stones rained down on Ann like cannonballs, but he was struck by the spear’s sweep.

This woman is more difficult to deal with than the wolfhound. Nemo rubbed the blood at the corner of his mouth with the back of his hand as he thought in a daze.

“Are you two really ‘dangerous’?” She threw out a question suspiciously, but the movement of her hand did not stop at all. The hunting spear pierced Nemo’s shoulder again.

An ominous dark purple light lit up, and Nemo turned around abruptly.

“Stop!” He roared. “Bagelmaurus, she didn’t kill!”

Unfortunately, it was too late. The brilliance was about to pass over his head and hit the female warrior on her head. Nemo’s mind was blank. The old water bottle was still hanging on his belt… She shouldn’t have to die like this.

Instead of running, he instinctively raised his hand, ignoring the spear’s tip piercing his shoulder—

Dark shadows flashed from the air, and in an instant, a dark curtain formed, almost extending out of his sight. Unlike the translucent shield demonstrated by the parrot, this one was thick and big, and he couldn’t see the other side. It seemed that something hit it, as negligible ripples could be seen, like water droplets falling into a lake.

The female warrior and Nemo were both stunned.

“Is this… Did you manage to cast it?” Oliver limped to the thick black shadow, stretched out his hand and poked it, but found he couldn’t touch it.

“I don’t know.” Nemo replied dryly, his eyes straightening. “I think—”

Then he felt the pain of being hit by a blunt instrument on the back of his head. At that moment, he opened his eyes instinctively and finally lost consciousness.

When he opened his eyes again, the sun was still hanging high in the sky, without the slightest intention of setting.

“Oh, you’re awake.” There was a white horse that was gnawing grass freely not far away, and its owner was squatting in front of him. Ann touched her chin, and her eyes were filled with curiosity. “Good physique, boy; the one behind you is still unconscious.”

Nemo was horrified to find that he was tied into a tight cocoon. Oliver was firmly tied behind him. Looking at his body, he should still be asleep. Oliver’s body temperature had seeped through the thin cloth, and it felt hot to the touch, as Nemo couldn’t help but sigh in his heart.

“Now we can talk.” Ann raised her left hand and pointed her thumb back to the gray parrot poking its head out on the branch in the distance. “What the hell is going on with you two?”

Nemo glanced at the hunting spear she was holding in her right hand, and then looked down at the shining silver on his chest.

“What is this?” He cleared his throat nervously. “What the hell do you want?”

“It’s me who’s asking the questions… Forget it.” Ann didn’t loosen her weapon. “That’s a magic charm. It will only make your whole body weak. Don’t worry, I didn’t do anything too excessive.” She accentuated the word “excessive”.

Nemo didn’t feel that he was weak, but he would not be stupid enough to share his discovery with the female warrior.

“We are innocent! …Maybe not that innocent, but there’s a reason.” He stopped talking nonsense and quickly spilled the beans. “The charges on the warrant are actually—”

“You’re Nemo Light, a demon worshipper, right? Is that your demon? It’s the first time I’ve seen a demon of this breed.” She glanced back at the gray parrot and wave her hand casually. “I’m not interested in your crime. The army usually makes up one, so they’ll kill you regardless.”

She raised her chin in Oliver’s direction. “I’m more curious about that one.”

“His father asked him to do it.” Nemo explained. He raised his head and looked at Ann without guilt. “The reason… I don’t know the reason. I was standing far away at the time, but one thing is clear. His father seemed dead at that time.”

“It’s more than that.” Ann gave a noncommittal tut. “This kind of thing would only be considered ‘abnormal’ at most. How does a demon worshipper rise to the level of ‘dangerous’? I can understand that the Emperor of Alban hates demons but killing only one civilian can’t be judged as ‘dangerous’, little guy.” 

“We also injured a wolfhound.” Nemo could only think of this.

“Then he was implicated by you?”

“Well, to be precise, he injured the wolfhound.”

“Killed!” the gray parrot interjected loudly in the distance.

Still, no one cared about it.

“Interesting.” The female warrior stood up with a spear. “Is the wolfhound part of the Albanian army? To be honest, I only have the confidence to run away in the face of them. Did your friend steal some powerful weapon—”

“The sword was picked up on the road. When we ran away, I couldn’t see anything and assumed that it must’ve been injured,” Nemo replied quickly. He didn’t think the dirty sword had any powerful origins. Otherwise, it would’ve been taken away by adventurers keen on treasure hunting.

Ann raised her eyebrows.

“What about you? Why are you summoning demons?” she said. “You don’t seem to be that kind of…” She paused and picked the words. “Unscrupulous person.”

“…Also picked it up on the road. No, I’m definitely not playing tricks on you! I did not summon it. It wanted to attack Oliver at that time.” Looking at the female warrior’s face, Nemo panicked.

“You’d better say things clearly. I didn’t ask you out of curiosity.” Ann curled her lips. “There must be dozens of bounty hunters waiting for you at the gate of Noer. In the face of the ‘dangerous’ level, no one wants to spend time catching you alive. But you… how can you say it’s not like that?”

Nemo looked at her a little puzzled.

“I have killed enough ‘dangerous’ wanted criminals, and I know exactly what they are.” She rolled her eyes. “If you are really ‘dangerous’, what just happened* should be a robbery, not a transaction. But of course, you may also be acting. I have to confirm, so stop prevaricating me with bullshit.”

*Clarity: She’s referring to when they first met, and he asked to trade for medicine.

“I’m not lying.” Nemo lowered his head and whispered.

“If you hadn’t blocked that for me just now, I would be holding both your heads and waiting to exchange them for money.”

“…I really didn’t lie.”

Ann suddenly sneered. She weighed the hunting spear in her hand, raised it and stabbed Nemo. Nemo froze in place. He didn’t dare to dodge, for fear of accidentally using Oliver as a shield. The gray parrot rushed over, screaming loudly.

However, the next moment, he felt a slight tingling of pain from blood rushing back to his limbs. The rope was scorched by lightning and scattered all over the place. The hunting spear did not stab him but cut the rope neatly.

The gray parrot’s scream abruptly came to an end, and it flapped its wings awkwardly in mid-air.

“I don’t think you’re one of those scum.” Ann shrugged, showing a grin. “If you are, your friend would definitely be stabbed right now.”

“Ann Savage, bounty hunter.” She plunged the hunting spear into the ground and stretched out her calloused right hand.

“Nemo Light, librarian.” Nemo scratched his head but got up slowly by himself. “Uh, former librarian. My hands are dirty, so I don’t want to—”

Ann laughed and retracted her right hand. “Loosen your friend’s rope first. It’ll take a while for him to wake up. The efficacy of the medicine should be starting soon.”

“You…” Nemo was a little uncomfortable, “Do you believe us?”

“Of course not. I’m not an idiot,” Ann said softly. “I just think you’re quite pleasing to the eye. If I read you wrong, that only means that you’re good at deception. In short, that’s my misfortune for my decision.”

“…Thank you.”

“Don’t thank me too early. I haven’t officially decided to let you go.” Ann patted him on the shoulder with a calm face. “Three thousand gold coins is not a small amount.”

“……”


The author has something to say:

Catch insects.


Kinky Thoughts:

Liking this Ann already!


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