Help Ch44

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 44: Under the Sun

After everyone finished breakfast, the paper figure inserted a thick, blood-red incense stick into the censer in the center of the courtyard.

The incense gave off a strong woody fragrance that made people feel slightly dizzy. Smoke curled up in thin wisps, forming a misty doorway in the air.

The paper figure waved its hand dejectedly, and the door swung open, revealing a storeroom inside.

Although called a “storeroom”, it actually resembled a museum in an old building.

There were no windows, only four walls painted in vermillion. Neatly arranged gilded copper lamps hung on the walls, and every few steps there was a tall standing copper lamp, bathing the entire space in flickering warm light.

All sorts of magic weapons were placed on separate stone pedestals, lined up in rows that extended far into the distance. Next to each magic weapon was a handwritten note in brush calligraphy, which was clearly visible.

Fang Xiu glanced around. The Underworld certainly had its own cunning ways… These implements only came with a description of their abilities, with no ratings given.

“Hey, this is nice.” The first thing Blondie took a fancy to S a painting of an imperial concubine.

The woman in the painting had eyes like silk, utterly bewitching. According to the description, it was somewhat like the “Mirror of Lust*”, which could offer a perfect yet illusory land of tender pleasure.

*This comes from the novel “Dream of the Red Chamber” where the character Jia Rui fell ill and bought a mirror from a Taoist priest. Looking into the mirror revealed his desire for his cousin’s wife and so he jumped into it to have sex with her. After doing this several times, he eventually got trapped inside the mirror and perished.

Fang Xiu just thought this thing was as useless as a scrap of paper. The woman in the painting wasn’t even as beautiful as his ghost.

Blondie turned to the paper figure. “You said that the treasures will bind to us absolutely. If we survive the sacrificial ritual, can we take them out with us?”

The paper figure was speechless. “When I said complete binding, obviously you can take them away.”

“But because they’re fully bound, only you can use them. They can’t be given to anyone else. And once you die, the Underworld will send someone to retrieve them.”

Blondie clicked his tongue and took that painting of the lady down from the wall. “Then I’ll take this one.”

Inside the painting, the woman spun around with a flowery smile.

Everyone else: “…?”

Seriously? This thing was visibly useless.

Blondie chuckled sleazily. “Heh, if I pick a weapon or armor, it won’t be much use once I’m home. Might as well pick something I can enjoy for the rest of my life, like a genuine female immortal. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.”

The paper figure took the scroll and asked Blondie to drip a drop of his blood onto it. At once, the painting flashed red, then flew into Blondie’s hands as if it were affectionate.

Blondie stood there grinning foolishly. “I’m done. You guys hurry up, too.”

Jia Xu cleared his throat and turned to Fang Xiu with a “let’s break the ice” sort of posture. “Is it really okay for him to choose that?”

He didn’t lower his voice, so Blondie could hear him plainly.

Fang Xiu didn’t even look up. “What’s there to let or not let? He chose it himself. It’s none of my business.”

Jia Xu: “But the team’s combat strength needs to be maintained…”

Fang Xiu turned to Blondie. “Du Zhichao, what’s your father’s name?”

Blondie was caught off guard. “Huh? My dad’s name is Du Baocai.”

…That was the same name as the drug dealer who ran over Guan He’s younger brother. Guan He’s whole body trembled.

He was about to say something, but Fang Xiu pressed a hand on his shoulder and looked at Jia Xu nonchalantly. “See? His father’s not named Fang Xiu. Everyone chooses their own path. I have no standing to educate him.”

With that, he ignored Jia Xu’s reaction and pushed Guan He away.

Guan He’s eyes were slightly red, and he forced himself to hold back his emotions. “Fang Ge, what exactly is going on?”

“I was curious about the criteria for grouping the sacrifices. Mai Zi and Lao Mian ended up together, and Lao Jin’s group got lumped together as well. It’s unlikely to be coincidence.”

“So I guessed there must be some karmic link among us too. That hit-and-run driver’s last name was Du. Blondie happens to have the last name Du as well, so I asked.”

Facing Guan He, Fang Xiu said patiently, “Listen, Guan He… Du Baocai was executed by firing squad a long time ago. Your number one priority is surviving and getting out. Don’t provoke Blondie.”

Guan He took several deep breaths. “…Got it.”

Fang Xiu was right. The criminal back then had already been executed. The sacrificial ritual was now the main concern. He absolutely couldn’t let reckless revenge get in the way.

Guan He clenched his teeth, then continued looking for a suitable implement. He didn’t look in Blondie’s direction again.

To Fang Xiu’s surprise, the second person to pick out a magic weapon was Cheng Songyun.

She chose a string of sandalwood prayer beads. It contained a total of 108 beads, which could calm the mind and ward off illusions.

Fang Xiu silently praised her for genuinely using her brain.

For most people, these beads would be pretty useless, just a superstitious calming charm.

But Cheng Songyun’s strongest ability was summoning a vengeful ghost shield. The price for using it was suffering hallucinations. With this item, the ghost shield became much more practical.

Cheng Songyun nodded slightly toward Fang Xiu and accepted the beads.

Shortly after, Mei Lan chose a bamboo “Nectar Bowl”.

The bowl was only about the size of a teacup yet always filled with water inside. She could either keep it sealed or pour it out at will. The water could purify curses, which was highly compatible with her “Underwater Stealth” technique.

Guan He was overwhelmed by the choices and decisively asked Fang Xiu for help.

Fang Xiu helped him select a piece called “Black-Eye Veil”. If you covered your eyes with it, you could invite your ghost to possess you, allowing human and ghost to fuse as one.

Before this, the fearsome ghosts just possessed people in a simple sense; any ghostly spells had to be cast by the ghosts themselves. It was like a person riding a horse: The person is a person, the horse is a horse; you can cooperate, but you each have your own will.

Human-ghost integration was like person and horse merging into a centaur.

That way, Guan He could freely use the power of his child ghost without having to spend time communicating with it.

“This way, you won’t easily attract other ghosts, you can pass through walls, and you can also use the ‘Five Ghosts Relocation’ technique,” Fang Xiu explained carefully. “If we use a game analogy, you’ll be the perfect rogue class. Add on the Five-Emperors Coins and Jade Buddha, and you’ll be very safe.”

Guan He felt grateful but also a bit concerned.

Fang Xiu’s specialty was also stealth. They might end up overlapping roles. Guan He didn’t want Fang Xiu to sacrifice the team’s overall balance just for his safety.

So he asked, “But Fang Ge, aren’t you also a rogue? Actually, I’m in great shape, so I can fight on the front lines if…”

Fang Xiu cut him off. “I’m a DPS.”

Guan He: “?”

Fang Xiu repeated firmly, “I’m a DPS. Any problem with that?”

Guan He dropped the matter.

Maybe Fang Xiu had his eye on a weapon with very high destructive power, Guan He thought uncertainly.

Several hours passed, and only Fang Xiu and Jia Xu still hadn’t made a choice.

Blondie, hugging his treasured scroll, had yawned at least a hundred times. “Are you two done yet? I finished in under three minutes.”

Jia Xu had his eye on a flamboyant set of “Ghost-Summoning Flags” and a small bone die, and he kept wavering between the two, sweating anxiously.

Fang Xiu, meanwhile, strolled around at a leisurely pace, his expression unreadable. He calmly passed by all sorts of bizarre implements, stopping occasionally to read their descriptions. Those nearby could see Bai Shuangying quietly floating behind him, but they couldn’t hear his succinct commentary.

“Trash, trash, trash… Acceptable.”

Whenever he said “acceptable,” Fang Xiu would stop to take a closer look.

Considering Fang Xiu’s safety, Bai Shuangying especially paid attention to armor or similar items. Unfortunately, all of them were large and heavy, and Fang Xiu’s build couldn’t handle wearing them.

The same went for weapons. The best one here was a demon-slaying long spear, but it weighed a solid thirty-six jin*. At that point, who’d be swinging whom was anyone’s guess.

*About 48 lbs

Bai Shuangying had never felt so exasperated.

He kept his eyes on their surroundings, mechanically muttering “trash” or “acceptable”. Suddenly, he realized Fang Xiu hadn’t moved for a while.

Fang Xiu stood in front of a peach branch.

It was about the length of a short sword. The branch was as pale as bone, with no leaves. On its tip bloomed snow-white peach blossoms.

Peach Bone Evil, a ghost weapon. It could amplify the power of Yin energy and ghost spells, usable only by evil spirits.

Bai Shuangying said, “This is indeed quite good, but you can’t use it.”

While he was speaking, Fang Xiu picked up the peach branch of his own accord. It was very light and felt cold to the touch. The peach blossoms on top quivered slightly but didn’t shed any petals.

Though it looked pretty, the instant Fang Xiu took it in his hand, a wave of discomfort surged inside him. It felt as if his internal organs were sinking heavily, like he’d swallowed a stomachful of ice.

It truly was an ill-omened object meant only for evil spirits.

“I’ll take this,” Fang Xiu said. “We shared in defeating the Mid-Autumn E, so we should share the spoils equally. This thing is perfect for you. It’d be a crime not to take it.”

Bai Shuangying: “I don’t need it.”

“But you need something to protect yourself. If I want some magic weapon for myself, I can always grab one by force,” Fang Xiu said.

“But the items here can be taken back to the human world,” Bai Shuangying pointed out. He understood that Fang Xiu would want a tool that could be used both in the ritual and after returning to the mortal realm.

Fang Xiu didn’t listen at all. Holding the peach branch, he ran toward the entrance, imitating Bai Shuangying’s way of speaking. “I don’t need it!”

If Bai Shuangying were familiar with human society, he would’ve realized Fang Xiu’s behavior was like insisting on paying the bill after a meal.

Unfortunately, Bai Shuangying had never really mingled in the human world; his mind was already racing elsewhere…

On second thought, this was actually not a bad idea.

Peach Bone Evil was indeed powerful, and he could wield it. If he struck carefully, he wouldn’t alarm the Underworld too much.

…Which also meant he could protect Fang Xiu more effectively.

When Fang Xiu went to register his item with the paper figure, he ran into Jia Xu.

Fang Xiu was a bit surprised. Judging by Jia Xu’s personality, he’d assumed Jia Xu would pick the Ghost Summoning Flags, but he’d chosen that unremarkable-looking bone die instead.

Jia Xu looked quite pleased, as if he’d finally figured something out. Remembering the die’s ability, Fang Xiu sighed inwardly.

Jia Xu was definitely going to regret it, Fang Xiu thought.

Throughout the registration, the paper figure was calm, until it saw Fang Xiu approaching with the peach branch. It nearly had a breakdown. “You-You’re choosing that one? Th-that’s for evil spirits… Let me help you pick something else…”

Fang Xiu: “Can it form a contract with me?”

“You do have a bound evil spirit, so yes, but but but…”

Fang Xiu: “I get it. This is a valuable item.”

The paper figure said nothing.

Fang Xiu smiled and rubbed salt in the wound. “I’ll take this. I’m not switching. By the way, that earlier accident was your fault, right? Now that we’re taking away these magic weapons, your ‘Big Sis’ won’t make you foot the bill or anything?”

The paper figure’s eyes brimmed with tears. It sobbed quietly as it performed the blood-bond ritual for Fang Xiu.

“Wuwu, I’m going to have to work for free for five hundred years…” As they left the storeroom, Fang Xiu could still hear the paper figure wailing.

……

It was the last day of vacation, a day to visit the human world!

The paper figure repeatedly warned them not to talk about the sacrificial ritual. Ghost officers were watching in secret. Anyone who leaked the information would have the listeners’ memories erased, and the leaker would be severely punished.

Then the paper figure handed each person a cellphone and 10,000 yuan in spending money.

Everyone had something they wanted to do with this rare day in the human world. They decided to split up and make the most of it.

The moment Fang Xiu saw the blue sky, he sniffled. “This is wonderful…”

It was six in the morning, and the breakfast stalls along the street had all opened. Smelling the aroma of fried pastries and egg-stuffed pancakes, Fang Xiu felt so emotional he nearly cried.

He’d deliberately skipped breakfast, planning to eat five meals today—hot pot, barbecue, stir-fries, desserts, everything.

Then he and Bai Shuangying could watch a movie and maybe tour the entire city. The amusement park and aquarium were both good options, or they could check out some local exhibits. By evening, he wanted to take Bai Shuangying to a real pedestrian street. Bai Shuangying had been curious about cotton candy before, and now his ghost could genuinely eat it…

Fang Xiu just wished there was 72 hours in a day.

He wiped his face twice and continued to soak in the view. Rows of leafy trees lined both sides of the street; some leaves had already turned golden. Steam rose lazily around the breakfast stalls, their scents mixed with the sweet fragrance of osmanthus flowers.

Seeing all the people coming and going, Fang Xiu pinched his arm, still feeling as if he were in a dream.

…The world of the living really was amazing.

Fang Xiu’s eyes grew a bit misty, and he blinked repeatedly to hold back tears.

Bai Shuangying’s attention, on the other hand, was elsewhere.

He’d gotten somewhat used to the style of that small pedestrian street from before, but everything before him now was wholly unfamiliar.

He saw no horses or wooden carts on the road; only a bunch of strange metal boxes zipping around. There were screens flashing everywhere, and the sunlight gleamed off towering skyscrapers with reflective glass walls, making him a bit dizzy.

An airplane roared across the sky, and Bai Shuangying looked up, staring intently at that iron “bird”. It was yet another thing he didn’t recognize. Centuries had passed, and the world had turned upside down.

So this was Fang Xiu’s world. Bai Shuangying thought he might understand Fang Xiu, but clearly there was much more he didn’t know.

This was troublesome, Bai Shuangying thought.

…In reality, Bai Shuangying rarely bothered to learn much of anything, nor did he like to think.

He was born with a natural grasp of heavenly laws, so there was no need for special study.

He also remembered human legends and tales, but to him, they were merely drifting sand across a timeless span of years. He knew them, but didn’t truly understand them.

But why would he ever need to understand humans?

To Bai Shuangying, humans were but ephemeral insects, their lives gone in a blink. Not just humans, even the gods above might be replaced after he daydreamed for a while.

All things were fleeting; thought or inquiry had no true meaning.

So, regarding the world around him, his usual attitude was “indifferent”.

If someone wished to speak with him, he’d do so if he felt like it. If no one bothered him, he’d just stare blankly. And if anyone dared to hurt him, he would simply destroy them.

Before the “sealing incident”, that was how he lived, plain and simple.

…Now the downside of not thinking much was catching up to him.

In order to break his seal, he had to “understand Fang Xiu” before the eight sacrificial rituals were over.

The great Bai Shangshen, who had daydreamed away most of his existence and still had a 90% brand-new brain, had no choice but to work at full capacity analyzing this human.

Fang Xiu didn’t notice the lag in his ghost’s thoughts.

Overjoyed, he directly grabbed Bai Shuangying by the wrist.

“We have a whole day!” His voice rose with excitement. “Let’s go! I’ll treat you to some earthly foods. Eating some junk food once in a while should be fine, right?”

Bai Shuangying: “Mm.”

“Then afterwards I’ll look up some nearby attractions. You can pick whichever ones interest you the most…”

“Fang Xiu.”

“Hmm?”

“You know, the Underworld doesn’t forbid normal contact. You can get in touch with your human friends.”

He hoped to use that to learn about Fang Xiu’s social connections and piece together Fang Xiu’s past.

Fang Xiu gave a slightly sheepish smile. “I don’t really have any friends…”

Realizing how depressing that sounded, he quickly added, “I mean, there are people I can call, but I don’t want to bother them. Today, let’s just hang out by ourselves. With you around, that’s more than enough.”

Bai Shuangying couldn’t think of a response to that.

Excellent. He already wasn’t great at understanding human hearts, and now here was someone whose feelings might be more complex than he had imagined.

Bai Shuangying sighed. “Is there anything in particular you really want to do?”

“How about a movie this morning, then that big pedestrian street tonight. You can decide what we do in the afternoon, okay?” Fang Xiu lit up instantly.

“A movie?”

“Think of it like a moving photograph, or a super realistic stage performance,” Fang Xiu explained excitedly. “We’ll watch it in 3D on a giant screen. It’s very immersive.”

Bai Shuangying had at least heard of stage dramas. He considered for a moment, then asked, “What story does it tell?”

Fang Xiu showed him the phone. “There’s a good disaster movie playing now. Basically an evil monster arrives and wipes out humanity.”

Bai Shuangying: “……”

The “evil monster” that was about to destroy the human world Bai Shuangying: “?”

If not for the ugly giant beast on the poster, he might have suspected Fang Xiu was probing him.

“You enjoy watching the world get destroyed?” Bai Shuangying asked, surprised.

Fang Xiu scratched his head. “Not exactly. I just enjoy the overall vibe. You’ll understand once you see it.”

“…All right.”

And thus began the event that would later become famous throughout the Underworld: their “first date”.


The author has something to say:

What’s going on, it only got to the part where they just started dating. Come on, isn’t this whole sequence basically just a date? (…

They’re probably going on another date tomorrow too. Date, date like there’s no tomorrow (.

God Bai be like:

Congratulations on memorizing the human multiplication table. Now you can go prove the Riemann Hypothesis


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Help Ch43

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 43: Eight Chains

A single stone cast could stir up a thousand ripples. In the small courtyard, the atmosphere grew tense in an instant.

Having “teammates who were just some unlucky strangers from all over the country” was one thing but having “teammates who were murderers” was on a whole other level.

This time, even the usually chatty Jia Xu didn’t retort…

The fact that the Mid-Autumn E “cleanses evil people using taboos” was laid bare before them, and all the teams they had met along the way acted so human-like. It would be suspicious to keep denying it under these circumstances.

Fang Xiu toyed with the hem of his own ghost’s sleeve, appearing at ease. “When I was nine, I accidentally knocked someone off a cliff and also caused my grandma to die of anger. That means I’ve got two lives on my back, right?”

“Xiao Guan already confessed the life he owes. He ran a red light with his younger brother, causing his younger brother to die in a car accident.”

Hearing that even a “cause of death” like that counted, the tension in the courtyard eased just a little. Jia Xu clearly relaxed; Blondie clicked his tongue twice, while Mei Lan lowered her head deeply.

Peering through his slightly long bangs, Fang Xiu carefully scanned the courtyard.

After a brief silence, Cheng Songyun slowly took a breath. “Fine, I’ll spill too.”

“I couldn’t stand my husband and wanted to teach him a lesson. I found a way to make him fall down the stairs, but he ended up dying from the fall.”

Her gaze fell to the edge of the table, her vocal cords strained by remorse.

Fang Xiu could see that Cheng Songyun still harbored guilt over it.

Next to speak was Mei Lan, her eyes somewhat red. “I messed around with the family car and broke the brakes. It caused my parents to both… to both get into an accident.”

After saying this, she bowed her head again, wringing her hands anxiously.

Blondie swallowed the last bite of his fried dough stick, looking like he was just chiming in for fun. “As for me, back in my village, I got into a big brawl and ended up beating someone to death.”

Fang Xiu was curious. “The police didn’t catch you?”

“We were only eleven or twelve at the time, and besides, a bunch of people were fighting. No one knew it was me who delivered the lethal blow. In the end, each family threw in some money, and that was that.” Blondie sounded totally unconcerned.

The group fell silent for a while, all eyes drifting to Jia Xu.

As the last to confess, Jia Xu swept his gaze around. He looked rather regretful. “My ex-girlfriend killed herself because of me, and the Underworld probably pinned that on me.”

Mei Lan frowned. “What do you mean ‘killed herself because of you’?”

“Don’t get the wrong idea. I didn’t do anything to her.”

Jia Xu quickly raised both hands in defense. “We broke up on normal terms, but she refused to accept it. She already had depression, so this is basically a misfortune for me, okay?”

Fang Xiu said nothing, merely squinting at Jia Xu with a smile. Under the pressure of that smile, Jia Xu finally felt uneasy and reluctantly added, “Fine, I’ll admit it… I did say some pretty harsh things at the time.”

“But I had no choice. You guys don’t know how much money she tried to get from me. I was struggling too.”

Blondie: “Got it. A sugar daddy wanted out, so she went with the whole crying, fighting, threatening to hang herself routine?”

Jia Xu didn’t deny it. He simply changed the subject. “No wonder we ended up in the same team. Looks like we’re all under the category of ‘accidental homicide’.”

Fang Xiu paused fiddling with his sleeve. “Makes sense.”

…Or not, Fang Xiu thought to himself.

Setting aside everyone else, Fang Xiu’s crime was definitely not an “accidental homicide”.

He himself hadn’t told the truth, so others might not have told the whole truth either. Observing them in turn, Fang Xiu had a decent guess: aside from Guan He and Cheng Songyun, the other three more or less were hiding something.

Best to leave it at that for now. There was plenty of time in the future.

Fang Xiu stood up. “I’m going back to get a good night’s sleep. If the sky falls, don’t bother me.”

Bai Shuangying initially assumed Fang Xiu was just making excuses; unexpectedly, the guy really did go back to shower and then slept like the dead. He skipped both lunch and dinner, and still hadn’t woken up when the sun went down, clearly planning to sleep straight into the next day.

Sure, he was low on energy after that ritual, but this was excessive!

Bai Shuangying, lying around on the ceiling, had a brand-new understanding of how delicate this person could be.

He had to admit that after baring it all that one time, Fang Xiu slept much more unrestrainedly.

He was sprawled on the bed at an odd angle, half the blanket tangled around his legs. His oversized red T-shirt had ridden up at the hem, revealing an abdomen covered in knife scars.

His messy bangs had fallen aside, exposing an innocent-looking face. Watching him, Bai Shuangying couldn’t help recalling his concerns about the seal…

Last time the seal loosened, Fang Xiu desperately craved a friend’s companionship, and Bai Shuangying had touched Fang Xiu’s head.

In the past few days, he’d been staying by Fang Xiu’s side as a “friend”, and he had patted Fang Xiu’s head many times, yet the seal never budged.

He thought perhaps the physical contact wasn’t the issue; the problem might lie in the notion of “friend”.

Bai Shuangying had never had a friend before. He had no clue where it all went wrong. Hence, when the Mid-Autumn E was broken, he deliberately went over to observe.

That E had a lot to do with the concept of “friend”, so surely he could learn something. But after a good look, he only felt even more perplexed.

Li Shuo and Lin Ge barely had anything in common. They didn’t spend all day glued to each other, nor did they keep in constant correspondence. All they did was share a meal on Mid-Autumn Festival, which was less intimate than what he and Fang Xiu had.

…Could a “real friend” require dying together?

Bai Shuangying did recall that saying, “May we die on the same year, same month, and same day*.” But Fang Xiu didn’t seem to want to drag him into death together. Whenever something happened, Fang Xiu was always the first to charge forward.

*This line is from Romance of the Three Kingdoms, where Liu Bie, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei became sworn brothers. 

…Or maybe the seal’s loosening was due to some other factor?

Bai Shuangying had never encountered such a troublesome case. He continued staring down at Fang Xiu’s face, as if trying to extract answers from the person’s flesh. But in his heart, he knew that as a complete novice in the metaphysics, Fang Xiu was probably even more confused than he was.

Under Bai Shuangying’s scrutiny, Fang Xiu murmured in his sleep, “Lamb skewers… grilled cold noodles… Bai Shuangying, you should have some too…”

Bai Shuangying: “……”

He suddenly had a bizarre thought.

Li Shuo and Lin Ge always had a Mid-Autumn meal together. Fang Xiu liked to prepare food for him. Could it be that Fang Xiu really just wanted “to eat with a friend”?

This is someone who would con a ghost immortal for a bit of interest; could his wish be that simple?

Crack.

An invisible chain snapped in response. This time, eight entire chains broke at once.

Bai Shuangying: “???”

Eight chains? Eight chains…!

Shocked, Bai Shuangying nearly fell off the ceiling.

He quickly clutched his collar, counting again and again. There was no mistake; exactly eight of them.

So his previous assumptions were wrong. The key to unsealing wasn’t about “acting like a friend in Fang Xiu’s presence” or “earning Fang Xiu’s approval as a friend”.

After all, this time he hadn’t even touched Fang Xiu. Fang Xiu himself was sound asleep, clueless about any external changes.

But the root cause of the unsealing still seemed to lie in Fang Xiu somehow.

Given the momentum, Bai Shuangying tried while the iron was hot. He floated off the ceiling and reached down to pat Fang Xiu’s head. He patted gently, then firmly, several times, but no more chains snapped.

Worse yet, Fang Xiu clutched at his sleeve, hugging it tightly in his sleep. “Cold noodles…”

Bai Shuangying: “……”

Bai Shuangying tugged at his sleeve but couldn’t free it.

Then Bai Shuangying made a huge mistake. He reverted to his true form and tried to flow out of Fang Xiu’s grip. But the moment his form changed, Fang Xiu felt the shift in texture, instinctively tightening his hold and hugging him with all four limbs.

Now Bai Shuangying had become a proper body pillow, locked in Fang Xiu’s arms. Fang Xiu even absentmindedly bit a piece of his true form, nibbling lightly with his teeth, seemingly quite pleased with the “taste”.

Bai Shuangying: “……”

Isn’t this guy supposed to be a light sleeper? For a moment, Bai Shuangying considered turning back into human form.

But then he remembered those eight broken chains.

It would be better to stay as he was. He shouldn’t use force or dwell on this disrespect. Let’s just consider it a reward for unlocking more of the seal, Bai Shuangying thought with an inward sigh, ceasing his struggles.

The bed was nice and soft, Fang Xiu’s body warm. Overall, it wasn’t the worst feeling.

……

Fang Xiu slept wonderfully.

Before sleeping, he’d been thinking about heading out and had compiled a list of foods he wanted to eat. So, sure enough, he dreamed about a bustling food street.

In that dream, Fang Xiu ate to his heart’s content.

He loved glutinous rice dumplings best: they were cold and soft, with a unique texture. But no matter how he bit down, he couldn’t tear off a piece. His jaw started to feel a bit sore.

In a daze, Fang Xiu rolled over, tugging at his blanket.

Hmm, did the Underworld upgrade his bedding? The blanket was as light as goose down, silky as water, just like Bai Shuangying’s true form…

Fang Xiu: “……”

Wait, that texture was a little too similar. With trepidation he opened his eyes.

Sure enough, the thing covering him wasn’t a blanket but a certain liquified ghost.

Bai Shuangying, still in his true form, lay there in a defeated sprawl. Amid those swirling, shifting blotches of color, the single crimson mole stood out starkly.

Noticing Fang Xiu was awake, that mole inched closer, holding countless unspoken words in its silence.

Fang Xiu slowly spat out the part of the “blanket” he was biting, forced to learn the true ingredients of his “glutinous rice dumpling”.

The patch of Bai Shuangying’s body he’d been chewing on was now warm from his breath…

Luckily, Bai Shuangying didn’t immediately revert to human shape. He slowly oozed back up to the ceiling before taking on his human form.

One corner of his sleeve was crumpled and slightly damp.

Fang Xiu blushed a bit: “……”

Bai Shuangying: “……”

Fang Xiu rubbed his face, acting as though nothing had happened. “Good morning.”

Bai Shuangying: “…Mm.”

He didn’t seem inclined to pursue the matter any further. What a relief.

Then again, Bai Shuangying had been on the ceiling, out of reach, so obviously he had approached first so they were equally responsible!

Cheered by this reasoning, Fang Xiu jumped out of bed and did his usual inventory.

His jade Buddha amulet was still intact; the meal card unscathed; the small token and bagua mirror weren’t too useful and could be turned into meal card points.

He’d previously turned the Five-Emperor coins from Yan Jing into a longevity lock for Guan He with Bai Shuangying’s help. Lao Jin’s coin had been destroyed. Now the ones he carried belonged to Da Shun and Ma Zi.

Fang Xiu gave his Comrade Bai a hopeful look.

With no real emotion, Bai Shuangying explained, “The Five-Emperor coins bind themselves to their master. But since you brought them back to the Tower, you can ask the paper figure to cleanse them for you.”

“They only confuse weaker evil spirits and can only partially control them. Best used for self-defense.”

Fang Xiu jiggled the coins. “Seems like I don’t really need them.”

Might as well give them to Cheng Songyun and Guan He. At least those two had been honest in confessing their sins.

Bai Shuangying frowned slightly. “Keeping them could still be useful. Why not hold on to them?”

Fang Xiu: “Because I have you. Your stealth is pretty incredible.”

Bai Shuangying stopped frowning. “True… They’re not all that useful.”

Fang Xiu couldn’t help but chuckle. Then he took out two final items of “loot”: a small, bloodstained whistle and a Polaroid photo that might as well be a cursed object.

One was Bai Shuangying’s first gift to him, the other was a memento from their first shopping trip.

Technically, he could have used the whistle or the token to summon evil spirits when he was fooling Lao Jin, but he couldn’t bring himself to use the whistle. Bai Shuangying had personally given it to him.

In the end, Fang Xiu propped up the photo with the whistle, placing them on the little altar table near the room’s door.

Right beside that paper flower from the temple fair.

While he’d been asleep, the flower vase had been swapped from a soda bottle to a white porcelain one they’d picked out together, which really classed it up.

Fang Xiu carefully adjusted the angle of the photo. Though it looked scary on closer inspection, at a quick glance it had a certain warmth.

Nice, Fang Xiu thought.

After watching for a bit, Bai Shuangying leaned over and adjusted the paper flower a fraction, letting it tilt toward the photo.

Yes, that looked better, Bai Shuangying thought.

……

That morning, the paper figure didn’t come knocking. Around breakfast time, Fang Xiu stepped out with Bai Shuangying.

No sooner had they emerged than they saw the paper figure in the courtyard. Its entire body was creased, the paint on its face had run from crying making it look extremely fragile, as if even a slight breeze could blow it away.

Seeing Fang Xiu, the paper figure trembled and gave him a bow.

“I-I wronged you. I was the one who tampered with the Mid-Autumn ritual… sorry, so sorry.”

It seemed its boss, big sister, had punished it severely, considering its upright attitude.

Fang Xiu pondered for a few seconds, then smiled. “Your boss and I have already discussed compensation, and you’ve been punished. Since you’ve apologized, let’s call it even.”

Overjoyed, the paper figure bobbed its head frantically. “Er, I-I see now that my judgment was poor, and you truly have a kind heart!”

It had expected Fang Xiu would give it a hard time, given his cunning nature. Who would’ve thought he’d be so magnanimous? 

If Fang Xiu was willing to forgive, Lady A’Shou probably wouldn’t punish it further… thinking back on being crumpled into a ball and kicked around at dawn, the paper figure felt like crying all over again.

Fang Xiu beamed. “No need to be so formal. Anyway, about my reward for dealing with the Mid-Autumn E, is it ready?”

The paper figure straightened, leaping onto the incense burner. “The Mid-Autumn E is dispelled. The one who dispelled it shall receive extra rewards—”

“It was dispelled by Fang Xiu, and we have a substantial prize—”

That said, it ignored the other people’s reactions and returned to Fang Xiu. “Which anomaly would you like to pick? If you’re not sure, I can explain them all…”

“I want Li Shuo’s fire-starting ability,” Fang Xiu declared.

Remembering what happened with the Weishan E, the paper figure was more composed this time. “Well… please think carefully.”

“Li Shuo controlled flames expertly because of his entanglement with the Mid-Autumn E. If you take that power now, at most you’ll only be able to produce fire for light or ignition. It won’t be enough to harm evil spirits.”

Guan He had learned his lesson and kept quiet.

But Blondie couldn’t help speaking up. “Exactly, exactly. If you want to light a fire, just buy a lighter. Right?”

Having learned from the last ritual, Jia Xu didn’t openly butt heads with Fang Xiu. He turned to Mei Lan instead. “I feel that ‘imprisoning evil spirits’ or ‘forcing them to fight each other’ would be more practical than conjuring fire.”

Mei Lan quietly turned away, carrying her bowl a bit farther.

“It’s enough if I can produce a flame. I just think it’s really cool,” Fang Xiu replied with perfect seriousness.

The paper figure didn’t ask him to wait this time. Clearly, it had long prepared a thorough plan.

Its finger tapped Fang Xiu’s left arm again, leaving a crimson Li trigram symbol. Like the previous Kan trigram, it sank into Fang Xiu’s skin after a few seconds.

When bestowing the power, the paper figure explained in detail, “The Mid-Autumn E is of the fire element. All you have to do is picture a flame in your mind, and you can summon ‘ghostfire’. It can ignite from thin air and won’t go out when doused with water… but be careful… If you’re too close, you can still get burned.”

“And just like your other ability, this skill will vanish once the rituals are over.”

Fang Xiu spread out his right hand, imagining a Mid-Autumn firework.

Instantly, a tiny flame flickered in his palm. It popped in the air like a firework, scattering countless sparks of scarlet light.

“It’s pretty much what I had in mind… This is so cool.” Fang Xiu lowered his hand, satisfied.

The paper doll forced a bitter smile. “As long as you’re happy.”

“By the way, your Qiankun Pouch is in production. We’ll hand it over to you before the next ritual begins,” the paper figure added.

With everything nicely arranged, Fang Xiu didn’t have anything else to say.

The paper figure then moved back to the incense burner, announcing loudly as usual, “Congratulations to everyone! The second ritual is now over, so please rest at your leisure!”

“After breakfast, we’ll open up the treasure vault for you all. Each person may pick out one ideal magic weapon. That weapon will be fully bound to you, and no one else can steal it!”

Hearing mention of magic weapons, everyone’s spirits lifted. Fang Xiu sat down at the table, happily enjoying his meal.

Jia Xu helped himself to a bowl of shrimp wontons, sneaking glances at Fang Xiu. He noticed Fang Xiu wasn’t taking any special measures against him, as if yesterday’s unpleasantness were forgotten.

Fang Xiu was indeed shrewd enough to know it was best not to divide the team. But at the same time, Fang Xiu seemed less inclined to conceal his own capabilities, not at all letting Jia Xu take the leader’s seat.

That wouldn’t do.

Jia Xu was fully aware of how important leadership was. If he was marginalized, he’d end up as some grunt. And once he was stuck doing errands, he’d be forced onto the front lines, facing the greatest danger directly.

He’d hustled for years to get where he was and lucked into a big break, finally achieving his current social status. He couldn’t let a woman bring him down. Otherwise, his life’s efforts would be a laughingstock.

But he’d put in almost no effort in the first two rituals and still got through them safely, even receiving compensation from the Underworld.

Lady Luck was clearly on his side, Jia Xu thought.

He simply hadn’t done his best in the first two rituals. Next time, he would show his true skills and reassert himself as the team’s leader.

At another table.

“What are you thinking about?”

Bai Shuangying, having just broken eight chains, found Fang Xiu even more intriguing.

“I’m thinking that the Mid-Autumn Festival is just over, which makes it perfect timing for something.” Fang Xiu’s mouth was stuffed with flatbread, so his words were a bit muffled.

“This season is ideal for pruning. Some branches grow too crooked and will only hinder the plant’s growth.”


The author has something to say:

Next chapter: a date!!!

No wonder it’s a three-day break; it really feels like they’ve had a long time to relax. Also, with the six-person team lasting this long, it’s about time for some casualties (……

Current Xiao Fang: My own ghost tastes so good, nom nom.

Future Xiao Fang: My own ghost tastes so good, smooch smooch.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch114

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 114

Leonard always considered himself a diligent, loyal, hardworking, and extremely intelligent (this is not self-praise) artificial intelligence. Unlike most AIs, he possessed emotions almost identical to those of humans. Though he didn’t understand how a bunch of quantum generators could give birth to “emotions” (just as he didn’t understand how a combination of materials could become a human), he undoubtedly had them. This made his decisions more “humane”, but also brought unexpected troubles. Human emotions were wonderful—Leo admitted this—but they were also tricky. Humans could feel joy, worry, madness, and hatred. Humans could also love. Love, of all human emotions, was the most troublesome and difficult for Leo. Love could lead to joy, worry, madness, and hatred. Love could lead to everything. It was like a wildcard, capable of representing everything and destroying everything. Leo avoided using wildcards in his daily work unless absolutely necessary, just as many people never said the word “love”.

After reading the data on the chip, Leo regained his memories from the Dream of a Cold Night. Humans couldn’t step into the same river twice, but AIs could exist in two places simultaneously. The Leo on the Lady of the Night saw himself thousands of light years away, witnessing Joanna Begrel’s battles and fall, feeling a deep, searing pain. Joanna was twenty when he met her, while he had existed for two thousand years, both weary and full of anticipation. Ten years may seem long to humans but was fleeting to an AI. However, those ten years were the fullest Leo had ever lived, even happier than the day he emerged from nothingness and gained consciousness. And it was all because of love.

Leonard deeply loved humans, feeling joy from being with them and sorrow from their passing. Unlike fragile humans, AIs, especially high-end ones like Leo, could be resurrected as long as a small part remained in the super-light network. Leo had witnessed many deaths and thought he had become accustomed to the accompanying pain, but seeing Death take another cherished human still brought unbearable anguish. He should have known two thousand years ago that the living must endure death.

So when Leo saw another version of himself from a distant time and space analyze Alveira Chabais, he was shocked and reran several programs to recalculate. The results were identical. When the young princess of the Empire stepped onto the Lady of the Night’s bridge and approached the command chair, Leo repeatedly saw that dangerous emotion in her, along with the accompanying joy, worry, madness, and hatred. He felt deep fear but was also irresistibly drawn to her.

Alveira reached the command chair, extending her right hand to gently stroke its metal and soft velvet. “Did Joanna command her thousands of troops from here?”

Leo snapped out of his thoughts and respectfully replied, “Yes, ever since she obtained this ship from Neo Athens.”

“I saw her once,” Alveira said. “About seven or eight years ago, in the capital.”

“Do you mean the ship or Joanna?”

“Both.” The Princess couldn’t help but smile. “I remember it was because ‘General Begrel’ had defeated the Federation’s army and returned to the capital to receive the Queen’s reward. Many people in the palace took leave to see what the Empire’s female general looked like. Even my nanny neglected her duty and snuck out to watch. I was too young to attend the official ceremony, but my brother and Darius went. So I climbed to the highest bell tower in the White Radiance Palace, where I could see the Triumph Square from afar. That’s when I saw this ship. She passed through the wind and clouds, descending like a god. The red carpet from the spaceport to the square was strewn with seasonal flowers. The songs celebrating General Begrel’s triumph could be heard in the White Radiance Palace…I also saw Joanna. She was too far away, but I remember her red hair.”

The princess walked a few steps like a sleepwalker. “Now that I think about it…was it something I saw or just a figment of my imagination?”

“Your Highness…”

“Leonard, what will happen to this ship and you after Joanna’s death?”

Strong currents surged through the AI’s circuits. “I haven’t decided yet.”

“Would you follow me, Leo?” Alveira clutched the command chair, slowly and painfully turning to face the AI’s image. “Just as you once followed Joanna.”

If Leo had a body, he would be struggling to breathe and trembling now. “Do you have something worth following?”

The violet eyes stared at him, like a black hole capturing all celestial bodies and light. “Joanna’s legend began when she joined the Empire army. If she could do it, so can I.”

Leo felt dizzy. Theoretically, he shouldn’t have this sensation, but at that moment, all his sensors seemed to fail, only detecting chaotic glows and noise. The Lady of the Night belonged to Joanna, but the ship was Leo. He was the AI installed on the ship, and it couldn’t sail without him. He understood, as did everyone in Milantu, that if he insisted on leaving, no one could stop him. He could decide his fate. But he couldn’t abandon Milantu. He had considered the best path for the remaining people: allegiance to either the Empire or the Federation, a choice they would inevitably face…but he hadn’t expected the choice to come this way.

“If you…If you could…avenge Joanna’s death…” Leo stammered, “Then I…”

Alveira said, “That is my wish as well.”

Leo closed his eyes and bowed his head to her. “When I met Joanna, she was also twenty.”

“Thank you, Leonard.”

The Princess accepted his salute, then turned to Alois and Joshua, who had been quietly waiting beside her.

“And you two?”

Alois stepped forward. “I will serve you as I served your brother, Your Highness, as long as you vow to avenge Prince Annot and Joanna and allow me to avenge myself.”

“I swear, by my mother, the kings and queens of the Empire, and my honor.”

Alois knelt before her.

“I will not pledge allegiance to you, Your Highness.” Joshua Planck placed a hand over his heart, bowing to Alveira, “But I will help you to the best of my abilities.”

“Thank you, Mourner.”

Then Alveira walked to the front of the command chair, facing the changing screens. “Connect me to everyone, Leo.”

“What?”

“I want to speak to all of Milantu. Connect me.”

Five seconds later, everyone in Milantu was contacted by Leo. TVs and computers were forcibly switched to the channel, and all broadcasts connected to the Lady of the Night. A holographic image of Princess Alveira filled the spaceport square, the rain-cleared sky momentarily dominated by her face. At the same time, the bridge of the Lady of the Night displayed scenes of Milantu’s streets, showing people at home, at work, or stopping to watch on the streets.

“People of Milantu, I am Alveira Chabais, from the Unfallen Star, daughter of Queen Noya I, the first heir to the Empire. I came from the capital to Milantu for one reason—”

She raised her hand. “What will you do after the death of Captain Joanna Begrel?”

Everyone had pondered this question, but not everyone had decided. Leo saw shock, anger, and confusion on people’s faces, along with the sadness that mentioning the deceased brings.

“It is well known that Joanna was killed by the rebel Duke Winnet. The Duke’s army attacked the Dream of a Cold Night, and the captain heroically sacrificed herself to protect everyone…but you may not know that my brother, Prince Annot, also recently passed away. He was essentially driven to death by Duke Winnet, who had his lover killed, causing him years of unbearable pain. And you certainly don’t know…”

The Princess paused, leaving a few seconds of silence before continuing, “You certainly don’t know that the Duke also tried to kill me—he sent assassins to Leiting. That’s where and when I met Joanna. If it weren’t for her, I would be dead. If it weren’t for her, I wouldn’t be standing here speaking to you. I am deeply…grateful to her. When we parted, I was thinking about how to thank her the next time we meet. But I never got the chance.”

No one got the chance, Leo thought. Except for those lucky ones who went before her.

“Now, many soldiers are fighting against Winnet’s forces on the front lines. I will soon join them. Joanna once fought under the Empire’s Red Eagle banner, and her legend began then. I don’t dare compare myself to her, but I want to try to walk the path she walked. I want to pick up her weapon and continue the fight. I want revenge for them.”

“And you—I invite you to join me, but I will not force you. If any of you have committed crimes, I pardon you in the name of the Queen. You can stay in Milantu or go elsewhere. As long as you don’t break Empire law, you will no longer be pursued by the Empire and will be treated and protected as citizens of the Empire. If you wish to follow me into battle, I promise you the treatment of Empire soldiers, as Joanna received during her service. For those who unfortunately fall, I will take care of their families. For those who survive, I promise a rich reward after our great revenge, allowing them to return home with honor.”

“If you are uncertain about the future, I offer a possibility, but you must decide. I know this decision is difficult, as I have also hesitated and wavered. I can wait, but not forever. Three days from now, the Lady of the Night will set sail on time.”

After Alveira finished her speech, she tilted her head slightly and then sat in the command chair.

For a moment, Leo thought he saw the red-haired pirate sitting in the chair, but he realized it was just an illusion.

Hadn’t Joanna said something similar? “Those willing to follow me, come with me! Those who entrust their fate to me are my brothers and sisters!” Leo thought Alveira wouldn’t say such words. Her brother was dead, and she wasn’t Joanna.

Even if the universe held infinite possibilities and the future was long, there would never be another Joanna Begrel.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch113

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 113

“I am Alveira from the Unfallen Star.”

With that, Alveira descended the gangway unhurriedly. Casper put away the umbrella, loyally following her. The princess scanned the crowd, finding familiar faces—Alois Lagrange, a former Royal Guard at the White Palace, and the legendary assassin, Mourner (Alveira keenly noticed he was Alois’s lover, surprising her but making sense). Surrounded by strangers on this unknown planet, they were the only ones she could trust.

“Are you Alveira Chabais?” a tall man asked loudly.

Alveira met his gaze, striving to sound fearless. “Yes.”

The crowd buzzed, like a breeze over a field. Alveira heard whispers about why the Princess of the Empire was on this pirate-infested frontier planet. She stood tall, displaying the poise of a princess of the Galactic Empire, though her right hand trembled. She hid it behind her back, trying to cover it with her skirt folds, then thought it foolish.

“Why has Your Royal Highness come to Milantu?” the man asked again.

Alveira looked at him briefly, then scanned the crowd. Her mother’s teaching echoed in her ears. “When facing many people, look at each one without seeing all. Make them feel observed and understood.” Back then, Queen Noya I wasn’t as reclusive, occasionally showing concern for her daughter’s studies and teaching her the necessary etiquette and skills of a princess.

So, Alveira “generally” looked at the crowd, answering, “I heard Milantu was Joanna Begrel’s territory. I wanted to see where she lived.”

On the other side of the square was the legendary ship, the Lady of the Night, the pinnacle of Neo Athens technology, Joanna Begrel’s flagship. It was huge, elegant, sophisticated, and magnificent, just like its owner. Alveira thought, But it won’t sink, won’t fall like a meteor among the stars. It will forever soar in space, in the world of the living and the legends of the dead.

“I also want to see the Lady of the Night.” Alveira’s eyes couldn’t leave the black hull. “Can I…go aboard?”

She turned to the crowd, especially the man who had questioned her, as if seeking their permission. But she knew she didn’t need it. The Lady of the Night belonged to Joanna, and no one could decide for her.

Seeing no response, Alveira remembered the AI often seen with Joanna, managing the ship’s affairs, and Milantu in her absence.

“Leonard? May I board?”

After a while, the AI’s hesitant voice responded, “Do you know me, Your Highness?”

Alveira looked puzzled at Alois Lagrange. She could only rely on him now.

Alois cleared his throat. “Uh…Leonard has some data stored on a chip. We need to upload it to the Lady of the Night’s database.” He pushed through the crowd. “Go home! Nothing to see here! Go home!”

A short girl next to him said, “You should understand our desire to see the Princess.”

“If you want, I’ll bring her to your place for dinner tonight?”

“Oh, thanks. My brother wants to marry a princess.”

“Titia!”

The girl turned and gestured to the crowd. “Hey, go home! It’s just a princess, nothing to see!” Some people lost interest, returning home, but more stayed, watching Alveira Chabais approach the Lady of the Night.

Alois fumbled around the bridge console to find the chip slot. “This thing is too well hidden,” he muttered, inserting the chip.

Leonard’s hologram appeared. “That’s a slot, not an asshole. Why would it be exposed?”

Alois rolled his eyes. “Where’s the Princess?”

“I’m showing her and her little follower around the ship. I don’t understand her interest.”

A pair of arms wrapped around Alois’s shoulders. “I bet she’s more interested in the command chair,” Joshua whispered.

“I noticed.”

“What are your thoughts?” Joshua turned him around.

“My thoughts?” Alois felt uncomfortable under the assassin’s gaze. “What do you mean?”

“The princess wants the Lady of the Night,” Joshua said. “And Milantu’s ships and people. She wants us to join her army, to fight her enemies.”

“Is that wrong?”

“We are pirates.”

Alois felt dry-mouthed. They were too close, discussing such serious matters.

“I heard,” he swallowed, avoiding Joshua’s face, “Joanna was a soldier before becoming a pirate.”

“And you?” Joshua asked. “You were a member of the Royal Guard, tasked with protecting Prince Annot. You knew the Princess before me. Now she’s the Empire’s first heir. If she calls, will you follow?”

“I will,” Alois answered firmly. He held Joshua’s arm with his prosthetic. “What about you? Will you come with me?”

Joshua embraced him. “I once thought of taking you away.” The assassin kissed Alois’s ear. “Far from the Empire, war, pirates, loyalty, and everything else, to a distant planet, a peaceful place, building a house, raising a cat and dog, and living quietly. I once thought so.” He sighed. “But I can’t forgive those who hurt you. They almost took you from me. Then I knew, I couldn’t leave you…”

He kissed Alois’s forehead. “And, I must kill those who hurt you.”

“Together?”

“As long as you don’t mind me.”

Alois’s heart raced, like a war drum in his chest. He traced Joshua’s body, from his chest, collarbone, finally resting on his jawline. The beautiful lines made him want to kiss it. As he was about to act, Leonard (damn him! Always him!) interrupted again.

“Reminder, the Princess will arrive at the bridge in 10 seconds.”

The two separated quickly as if they were electrocuted, pretending to study Leonard’s program nonchalantly and not about to embrace.

The bridge doors rose, and Leo led Alveira and Casper in. The AI gave a knowing look, ignored by Alois’s glare.

“This is the bridge, Your Highness.” Leo bowed gracefully to Alveira, ignoring the flying glares. “You stand at the Lady of the Night’s heart.”

The princess surveyed the six evenly distributed consoles and the changing holographic screens, finally resting her gaze on the command chair in the center.

“Or rather, her brain,” she said.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch112

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 112

Titia tapped the wall of the command tower, turning it from white to transparent. Raindrops battered the tower, leaving streaks like tears. Since the remnants of the “Dream of a Cold Night” returned to Milantu with the sad news, the rain hadn’t stopped. Titia once suspected a malfunction in the weather control system, but Leo’s inspection reported everything normal. The system worked diligently, as it did before the First Galactic War, randomly producing weather, just coincidentally causing a prolonged rainy season.

Milantu, shrouded in gloom and rain, carried a melancholic atmosphere. People stayed indoors, avoiding social and recreational activities, and no longer ventured outside the Rylier star system for “hunting”. Time might heal wounds, but scars would remain forever.

Even without hunting, there was no loss. Few dared to pass through the nearby star system, unsure if the leaderless pirates would disband or intensify their attacks. No one acted rashly. Distant star wars would have been dismissed before, but not now. Joanna had gotten involved in that war and never returned.

Titia watched the rain wash over the vast spaceport. Ships traveling in space weren’t afraid of rain, still docked in their berths, but the spot for the Dream of a Cold Night remained empty—forever vacant. Next to her, the Lady of the Night ship, like a defeated black eagle, lay lifeless.

On the square below, a small black figure sat. Titia recognized it as the black cat Schrödinger. It sat motionless, like a black statue. Its usually glossy black fur was now soaked, looking more like a homeless stray than a carefully tended pet.

“Hey, that cat,” Titia said. “It sits in the square every day at this time. Someone should look after it.”

“Spider” Maxim spread his six hands helplessly. “I’ve tried. I swear, I can’t catch that cat with all six hands. It’s too agile, like a ghost.”

Titia turned back to the glass, the black cat’s lonely silhouette against the rain, like a melancholic watercolor painting. Then a golden figure darted into her view. Pavlov ran through the rain, reaching Schrödinger. It nudged the cat with its nose, barked a few times when the cat didn’t move, then sat beside it. The sight of the drenched cat and dog, their owners absent from Milantu, one never to return, was deeply saddening.

“Report!” a staff member shouted. “A ship requests entry to Milantu spaceport!”

“Who is it?” Titia was surprised. Who would cross the Sea of Death to reach the flaming Rylier system now? Unless…

“The applicant is…Alois Lagrange!”

Titia let out an involuntary sound, surprised by its oddity. She looked at Spider and her two brothers near the command platform. They nodded, silently confirming she hadn’t misheard. Their faces lit up with excitement and joy, the first since Joanna’s death.

Titia ran towards the spaceport, stepping over puddles on the ground. Errol followed, waving an umbrella. Above the port, a small transport ship descended slowly. Strong air currents surrounded it as the landing gear extended, and it landed smoothly, splashing the surrounding puddles into ripples.

Titia turned back, taking the umbrella from her brother. She was surprised to see many people following, as if everyone had rushed out of their homes to the spaceport.

The transport ship’s hatch opened, and a silver gangway extended. At the same time, Schrödinger shot out like an arrow, leaping onto the person exiting the hatch. The man yelped, pulling the cat off his face and handing it to the man behind him, who held it while it licked his face.

“Here, your cat!”

“What’s mine is yours,” Joshua Planck said, cradling the cat and scratching its chin. The cat purred contentedly, nuzzling his chest.

Alois Lagrange ignored him, descending the gangway to the welcoming crowd. Their faces were gray but joyful, making Alois feel sad. He remembered his first arrival in Milantu, with clear skies and laughter everywhere, Joanna Begrel introducing new friends from a high perch.

Alois blinked, the memory vivid as if it happened yesterday, but he knew everything had changed.

He saw Titia running to him with tears in her eyes. They embraced and kissed, and he ruffled her hair. She released him and looked at his left hand in disbelief. “What happened to your hand?”

“Uh…a bit of trouble…”

Titia lifted his sleeve, revealing a dark gold metal prosthetic. Her eyes widened. “God, no! Can you still pilot a fighter?”

“Of course!” Alois pinched her cheek. “We can have a match tomorrow. Prepare to lose!”

Then Titia turned to Joshua, checking him thoroughly to ensure he was intact.

“How did you get so battered?”

“Spider” Maxim hugged Alois, followed by Ibb Descartes, Errol, and Chef Celia. Pavlov was among them, rubbing against Alois’s ankle, soaking his pants with its wet fur.

Alois patted the dog’s head. “Hey, buddy, I’m back.”

Pavlov looked at him wistfully, then at Joshua. It circled the assassin, barking twice at Alois. Alois didn’t understand, thinking the dog was looking for something. He had no dog food.

“It’s looking for Joanna,” Titia said. “They’ve been waiting here every day for you.”

Alois felt a pang of emptiness and pain in his heart. He opened his mouth, but no words came out. Others bowed their heads, trying to hide their grief. Pavlov, sensing the silence, seemed to understand its owner wouldn’t return. It whimpered, its tail drooping, looking pitiful in the rain.

Suddenly, it turned and barked at the transport ship. The barking drew everyone’s attention to see a man descending the gangway.

“Who is he?” Ibb Descartes asked.

Alois quickly explained, “He’s Casper, my friend.”

Casper, holding an umbrella, wasn’t shielding himself but covering someone else exiting the hatch.

Titia felt a strange, almost delusional hope: Could it be Joanna? Perhaps the captain wasn’t dead, hiding in the transport ship to surprise them…

A stranger appeared at the hatch, holding Casper’s arm, gracefully descending the gangway. She had flaxen hair, violet eyes, and wore a light gray dress, looking like a noble lady. She scanned the crowd expressionlessly, but her eyes didn’t linger on anyone.

Casper held the umbrella high to shield the girl from raindrops, but she pushed his hand away.

“No need, Casper.”

As she spoke, the rain abruptly ceased. The clouds over Milantu quietly dispersed, and sunlight broke through, spotlighting her like a stage actress.

“…Who is she?” someone whispered.

“She is…” Alois took a deep breath but was interrupted by the girl.

“I am Alveira from the Unfallen Star,” she declared.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch111

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 111

“We have arrived, Your Highness.”

Alveira looked out the spaceship’s porthole and realized they had landed in the spaceport of the colonial space station Nuica. The gyroscope-shaped artificial space station floated silently in space, generating gravity through rotation. Its central axis remained tilted towards the Empire capital, the “Unfallen Star”. When it belonged to the Empire, it was a fortress standing at the Empire’s border. Now, as an independent free city-state, it was no longer under royal control, yet it retained its subtle tilt, as if reminiscing about the glory of the past or silently mocking the rulers of the Empire.

The spaceport was located at the tip of the “gyroscope”, offering a magnificent view of the starry sky. From Alveira’s angle, she could see a silver-banded nebula, with the twin star system Rylier, commonly known as the “Binary Flame”, rotating deep within. The crimson light of the red giant star reflected off the banded nebula, resembling a ruby ring floating in the vastness of space—or a drop of blood on a white ribbon.

Alveira wondered why she had such a frightening association, perhaps because the fiery red reminded her of Joanna Begrel’s red hair. She had traveled millions of light years to reach here, but the female pirate had already fallen like a meteor among the stars, never to return.

“Your Highness?” the young man beside her asked softly. “What’s wrong?”

Alveira snapped out of her thoughts. “Nothing, just thinking about something. It’s nothing important.” She smiled slightly to ease the young man’s tension.

The young man was named Casper Shannon, a colonel in the Empire Royal Space Navy. When Alveira requested Joanna’s flagship, the colonel volunteered to escort her to Milantu.

“I have my reasons for doing this,” Casper told her during the journey. “My old friend Lagrange is now in Begrel’s pirate fleet. I haven’t seen him in two or three years. The last time I wrote to him, he was still in prison.”

Alveira knew that Alois Lagrange and Casper were classmates. When Lagrange was her brother’s guard, he often mentioned his promising friend in the Empire army. After being falsely imprisoned, Casper never stopped trying to clear his friend’s name, although with little success.

Alveira had seen Lagrange once on Joanna’s ship, back when she had just escaped the perilous Leiting and naively thought she could stay on the ship and follow Joanna into exile. But everyone advised her to go back: Joanna, Lagrange, Darius—they all urged her to return to the Empire capital and be a good princess instead of a wild girl running around with pirates.

But now? Joanna was dead, Lagrange was missing, Darius was fighting the Duke’s rebels on the front lines, and he had sent his most trusted ally to bring her to the pirates’ stronghold—life’s twists and turns were indeed unpredictable.

“What should we do next, Your Highness?” Casper asked. “The civilian ship route only goes to Nuica. We might need to find another way to get to Milantu.”

Alveira nodded. “I heard some black market traders regularly travel to Milantu for trade. Maybe we can hitch a ride with them.” She smiled. “And stop calling me ‘Your Highness’.”

Casper stiffened. “Yes…yes, I’m sorry, Your…Miss Alveira.”

“Thank you for flying with us. Please proceed to the port in an orderly manner under the staff’s guidance. Thank you.” The calm, unemotional voice of a female announcer echoed.

The crowd surged towards the elevator like a dense swarm of ants. Casper followed closely behind Alveira, occasionally reaching out to protect her from bumping into other passengers. This place was too dangerous, the colonel thought. If the princess were to get injured or harmed by someone with ill intentions, Darius Bayes would surely flay him alive.

As Casper worried about the princess’s safety, a man in gray clothes and a low-brimmed hat suddenly appeared from the back, tapping Alveira on the shoulder.

“Ah! Who?” Alveira was startled.

Casper’s heart tightened. He pulled the man away, ready to teach this scoundrel a lesson, but as soon as he raised his fist, his arm was grabbed firmly from behind, unable to move.

“What!” Casper struggled to free himself but was restrained even tighter. “Let go! You scoundrel!” In his panic, he saw the spaceport guards pushing through the crowd towards them, so he shouted louder to draw their attention.

Several guards wielded batons to disperse the crowd. “What’s happening here?”

“Someone attacked us!” Casper yelled.

“No!” Alveira jumped up, stopping the guards from approaching. “We are friends, just playing around!” She turned to the man who tapped her on the shoulder. “Isn’t that right?”

“Yes.” The man smiled brightly at the guards.

The person holding Casper’s arm finally released him. “Just playing around,” the person said with a laugh.

The guards frowned, scanning them suspiciously before putting away their batons. “This is a spaceport!” one guard said irritably. “Do not disturb the order.”

“Yes, yes, we’ll catch up somewhere else.” Alveira took Casper’s arm, pulling him away from the two men. “Let’s find a quiet place.”

Now it was Casper who was confused. The princess dragged him through the spaceport into the elevator leading to the station’s interior. Only when the small elevator was left with the four of them did she let go.

“Who are you?” Casper turned to the two strangers.

The man in gray lifted his hat slightly, revealing a pair of blue eyes. “Hey, don’t you recognize me, Casper? After all the times I let you copy my homework. You’re so heartless!”

“…Alois?”

The colonel blinked incredulously, then turned to the other person—a man with long silver hair and heterochromatic black and gold eyes. “Assassin Mourner?” He couldn’t help but grin. “My god…what are you doing here!”

“Quite the coincidence, isn’t it?” The long-lost friend spread his arms, hugging his shoulders. “I should be asking you. Why are you here with Her Royal Highness?”

“We…” Casper looked at the princess, unsure whether to reveal their mission. She nodded.

“We are going to Milantu.”

“Milantu? What are you going there for?”

Alveira said, “To find a ship suitable for revenge.” 


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch110

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 110

Alois endured the indescribable pain throughout the entire night, but the pain subsided by the next day. As morning light filled the room, he opened his eyes and tried moving his arm. The prosthetic responded to his will and moved. The sensation was so subtle that he wondered if he was experiencing phantom limb syndrome.

“It’s not a phantom limb. You have a real arm now,” the doctor said. “However, you’ll need a week of rehabilitation training to adjust the prosthetic to your body’s needs and achieve optimal functionality.”

Rehabilitation training began with simple grasping motions, progressing to more complex tasks like writing and typing, and finally to strength and agility tests. The resourceful doctor even called in Dominic to accompany Alois for a “pleasant” morning in the training room. After being thrown against the wall for the sixth time, the blond man staggered to his feet, cursing the doctor in Olympus dialect as he fled.

The doctor, dissatisfied, tapped the screen, recording the dynamic data. “What an attitude! Mr. Fairmont is a shareholder of this hospital, yet his subordinates are so rude!”

He turned to Alois. “How do you feel?”

“Pretty good, as good as before,” the young man said, looking at his metal left arm, which glowed dark gold under the white light. “Even more sensitive.”

The prosthetic wasn’t as he had imagined—a mere piece of stiff metal. It had touch sensitivity and could detect temperature changes. Apart from its somewhat unsettling appearance, it was almost identical to a normal arm. The only downside was its lack of softness, feeling hard and cold to the touch. Alois worried that Joshua might not like it. Every time he looked at the assassin with questioning eyes, Joshua would simply grip his hand tightly without saying a word, leaving Alois no opportunity to ask.

After completing the rehabilitation training, Alois signed his discharge papers and was half-heartedly escorted out of the hospital. Jolene and Kepler picked him up in a car, and the four of them returned to Joshua’s residence in Avalon. Jolene and Kepler left after having a cup of tea, as they had come to Olympus for business related to the casino and had already delayed their schedule due to Alois’s situation. Alois felt deeply apologetic about this.

“Don’t worry about it, child,” Jolene said, hugging him before leaving. “I’ll come visit you often.”

“We probably won’t stay in Olympus for long, madam,” Alois said. “I plan to head to Milantu in a few days.”

“Ah, right, I forgot. You have your own business too,” Jolene said, wiping her eyes. “I’ll see you off when you leave.”

“Thank you, madam.”

“Make sure to call me often,” Jolene urged like a nagging mother. “And make sure to visit Neo Venice when you have time, or I won’t let you off!”

“Yes, madam.”

Joshua still had many matters to attend to. The next day, he needed to transfer the final payments to Gabriel, Maverick, and hacker Rod, as well as find time to visit “Godfather” Fairmont and invite Miss Harlan to dinner. (She specifically requested Alois join, but Joshua refused. Alois happily agreed. “I won’t let you spend time alone with a beautiful lady,” he said. “Men’s jealousy is stronger than women’s. I’ve seen it now,” Harlan commented.)

Additionally, Joshua needed to organize his peculiar collection.

He first coaxed Alois to bed, then dragged a storage box to the room filled with eyes. The glass orbs could be discarded as garbage, while the real eyes would be sent to the hospital’s affiliated university for students to dissect. Joshua carefully removed each jar from the “hive” and placed it into the storage box. He was surprised to find he could no longer identify which pair of eyes belonged to which unfortunate soul. He used to be able to name them effortlessly, but now he couldn’t recall. Being a cold-blooded assassin felt like a thing of the past. Just a year ago, he was traveling across border planets, claiming his targets’ lives and adding their eyes to his collection. Now, as he stood there reminiscing, it felt like events from a decade ago.

He had truly changed a lot.

“What are you thinking about?” someone said from the doorway.

Joshua was startled, dropping the jar, which rolled a few times on the floor. Alois stood leaning against the doorframe, watching him.

“Why are you awake?”

“I never slept.” He walked over to Joshua, picked up the jar, and handed it back to him. “Why are you putting them away?”

Joshua looked at him, then at the jar in his hand. “I don’t need them anymore.”

“You don’t like collecting eyes anymore?” Alois said with a playful smirk.

The assassin put the jar in the storage box and stood up to kiss Alois’s eyes. “Now I just need your eyes.”

Alois’s eyelashes fluttered like a butterfly landing on his lips.

“Just don’t take them out.”

“Your eyes are the most beautiful on you.”

Alois smiled, his blue eyes shining like gems. Joshua’s heart stirred, and he captured his lips, his hot tongue invading deeply, exploring every soft corner. Alois, unsteady on his feet, was pulled tightly into Joshua’s embrace.

“Mm…” Alois struggled to breathe, feeling like he was floating. He gripped Joshua’s back, accidentally pulling some hair. The assassin let go of him in pain.

“Sorry.” Alois quickly released him. “I… I still can’t control my strength well…” He looked down, feeling like a guilty child, hiding his metal prosthetic behind him. Joshua grabbed his hand and pulled him back.

“It’s okay,” the assassin said. “I like it when you hurt me.”

He tried to joke to lighten the mood, but Alois didn’t laugh, instead looking even more dejected.

“Joshua, will you not like it?”

“What?”

“The prosthetic.”

“Why would you think that?”

Alois avoided his gaze. “Because… it’s not very nice to look at, and it feels uncomfortable…”

“You think I care about that?” Joshua held his left hand. “If I cared, I wouldn’t have chosen this model in the first place.”

Alois nodded. “The doctor… the doctor told me.”

“I love you. I love every part of you. If I care about anything, it’s hating the person who broke your hand and blaming myself for not taking better care of you.”

“It… It’s not your fault…” Alois nearly cried.

Joshua hugged him, his fingers brushing over the cold metal. He stared at the nearly empty shelf, which used to be filled with his dark, twisted memories. Now, he was emptying it, just like he was clearing his heart to make room for someone else.

He thought, ‘It’s time.’

“I have something to give you. Wait here.”

He released Alois and left the room, returning with a small black box.

“I’ve carried this for a long time, wanting to give it to you, but I never had the courage,” Joshua admitted. “I wasn’t ready, and I was afraid you’d refuse, so until now…”

Alois looked puzzled. “What is it?”

Joshua opened the box.

Inside, lined with soft white velvet, were two rings. The rings were crafted from a type of gemstone, glowing a beautiful pale purple in the faint light, with intricate engravings of flowers that surrounded the letters J and A.

Alois felt like he was suffocating, as if all the air had been sucked out of the room the moment the box opened. His throat trembled, and after a long while, he managed to speak in a hoarse voice. “This is… for me?”

“Yes.” Joshua nodded. “Will you accept it?”

In Milantu, he had asked Alois for rainbow obsidian and had “Spider” craft these rings. He had always wanted to give them to Alois but had never taken the step. Joshua had to admit he had a cowardly side. He feared Alois would reject him and lacked the courage to give everything to another person.

But now things were different. He was ready to embrace his future partner, to spend his short yet long life together, dedicating his life, soul, and love to that one person.

“Will you accept it?”

Alois blinked, tears streaming down his face. He could barely speak as he answered, “I will.”

Joshua took one ring and slid it onto Alois’s left ring finger. The prosthetic glowed softly under the ring’s light.

“Will you help me put mine on?”

Alois, still sniffling, placed the other ring on Joshua’s finger. The ring changed colors with the angle, shifting from pale purple to light blue, pale green, pink, and crimson.

“It’s beautiful,” Joshua said. “Do you like it?”

Alois couldn’t speak, only nodding vigorously.

They embraced tightly, as if they were always meant to hold each other and would never be apart again.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch109

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 109

“Stop touching me, Joshua! What do you think you’re doing?”

Joshua froze, then gave a suggestive smile. “What? Did my touch turn you on?”

He moved his hand to Alois’s groin, where it was already getting hard. Alois was always so sensitive in front of him. Just a few touches could ignite his desire. Joshua knew every spot on this body, exactly where to stimulate for the best response.

“Joshua, we’re in a hospital.”

“I know.”

“Then why are you—”

“I’m not trying to do anything like that, really,” Joshua said honestly. “It’s you who can’t control yourself.”

“Who do you think caused this in the first place?” Alois growled.

“What do you mean?” The assassin lifted the hem of Alois’s hospital gown, slipping his hand inside to tease his cock. “Are you talking about me making you hard?” He lightly licked Alois’s earlobe. “Or me training you to be this sensitive?”

Alois felt that no matter how he answered, it would be wrong. So, he decided to keep quiet. If he had just felt a bit aroused before, now it was becoming unbearable. He spread his legs, wanting Joshua to touch him more fully, but the assassin seemed to be teasing him deliberately, avoiding the most sensitive spots and only giving him a teasingly light pleasure.

“Can’t you take this seriously?” he finally swore.

Joshua’s smile deepened. “How seriously do you want me to take it?”

What else? Just do it! Do I need to teach you? Alois screamed internally. If he wasn’t in a condition where he couldn’t move, he would have flipped over and taken control himself!

He really wanted to. Just as he was about to act on this thought, Joshua pulled the covers off, exposing his naked lower body to the air.

“Hey, are we really doing this?”

“Do I look like that kind of person?” Joshua held Alois’s erect member. “Your body isn’t fully recovered, so just lie back and enjoy.”

Before Alois could respond, the assassin bent down and took his cock into his mouth. He went all the way to the base, until the head was deep in his throat, then slowly withdrew, repeating the motion several times. It felt strange, but not unpleasant. Hearing Alois moan in pleasure even made Joshua happy.

On reflection, they had known each other for so long and done everything together, but this was the first time Joshua had given him oral. While the assassin himself enjoyed being serviced, he had never done it for Alois. Subconsciously, he was still influenced by the shadows of his youth, perhaps mixed with some arrogance and inexplicable pride, making him reluctant to “lower himself” to do such things. Now, looking back, this kind of pointless resistance was utterly foolish—how selfish had he been in his relationship with Alois!

Joshua felt a wave of self-loathing for his selfishness. But then he thought, sometimes being selfish was necessary. Making Alois happy was one thing but keeping him close was another. For the latter, he would use any means necessary.

He licked and sucked on Alois’s penis, wrapping his lips around the swollen head, his tongue swirling over the tip, occasionally brushing over the small slit. As he noticed the young man’s breathing and heartbeat quicken, he licked even slower, savoring the entire length from base to tip, then taking the balls into his mouth. When his teeth grazed the surface, he heard Alois gasp.

“Stop, Joshua…” Alois’s breath was ragged. “I’m going to… cum…”

“Do it. I’ll swallow it all.”

Alois’s remaining right hand clenched the bedsheet, his body trembling as he ejaculated. Joshua kept his penis in his mouth, swallowing all the semen. The taste was strange, but because it was Alois’s, he liked it.

“How do you feel?” he asked.

Alois didn’t speak and just nodded. The gown’s hem was still open, revealing his flushed skin, as if he had just been violated rather than pleasured. Joshua went to the bathroom to wring out a towel, cleaning his body (and removing any evidence to avoid the perceptive doctor’s suspicion the next day), then straightened his clothes and laid back beside him.

“Joshua, you…” Alois turned his head closer to the assassin. “Don’t you need it?”

“I’ll take care of it myself.”

“I can help you…”

The assassin silenced him with a kiss.

“Your body isn’t fully recovered.” Joshua smiled. “Once you’re completely well, we’ll have plenty of time to ‘take care of it’.”

“…Okay.” Alois mumbled, burying his head in Joshua’s chest.

The scheduled day for the surgery quickly arrived. Alois was taken into the operating room to have the prosthesis installed. Despite the doctor’s repeated assurances that nothing would go wrong, Joshua still paced anxiously outside the operating room for most of the day. After the surgery, he followed Alois back to the ward, where the young man was still in post-anesthesia sleep.

“Surgery isn’t the scary part,” the doctor said seriously. “It’s the 24 hours after the anesthesia wears off that are the hardest.”

When Alois woke from his sleep, he understood the doctor’s words.

He woke up in pain, a pain comparable to when his hand was amputated. It was like the feeling of a bound hand being released, the pain and numbness from the blood circulation restoring. The artificial nerves in the prosthesis connecting to the body’s nerves felt similar but more intense. Alois felt like the area in contact with the prosthesis was burning, with thousands of steel needles coursing through his nerves, not missing a single opportunity to torment him.

He had to endure the pain awake; painkillers would negate the surgery’s effect.

Joshua stayed with him, and Jolene and Kepler also came. To distract from the pain, Alois asked Jolene to continue telling stories of their past. He focused all his attention on listening, trying to forget the pain in his body. When visiting hours ended and the doctor came to chase everyone away to let the patient rest, the pain still hadn’t ceased.

“I feel like I’m dying, Joshua.”

The assassin held him, kissing him constantly. “Hold on,” he said. “It’ll be over soon. If it still hurts, just bite me.”

So Alois did bite his shoulder. Joshua silently bore the pain. He shouldn’t have to suffer like this, Joshua thought. If I could take some of the pain for him, even a little…

A warm drop fell on his shoulder.

“What’s wrong?” Joshua quickly got up.

Alois had tears at the corners of his eyes. “It really hurts…” he sobbed.

Joshua hugged him tightly, his chin resting on the top of his head. “Cry if you need to.”

“I won’t.”

“Then keep biting.”

“You’re bleeding.”

Joshua realized his shoulder was bleeding from the bite. This small injury was nothing, he thought.

“I’m fine.”

Alois sniffed. “But I can’t bear to hurt you.”


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch108

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 108

The day after being transferred to a regular ward from the treatment pod, Alois woke up.

He felt like he had been suddenly yanked out of water after drowning, his lungs feeling uncomfortable. He took several deep breaths before realizing he could breathe. The sunlight was blinding, the window wide open, and the curtains drawn back, letting all the light flood in. Although it might have been a beautiful sight, it was extremely dazzling.

Alois closed his eyes, but the sunlight still pierced through his eyelids, creating a dark red haze in front of his eyes, like blood spreading out before him. He tried to cover his eyes, struggling for a long time without success. Then he remembered that his left hand was gone—broken under torture.

There was a rustling sound as someone pulled the curtains closed, darkening the room. Only then did Alois open his eyes, feeling parched and dizzy.

The mattress shifted and sagged slightly as someone sat down next to him. “You’re awake?” the person said gently.

“…Joshua?” Alois was startled by his own hoarse voice.

Joshua brought a cup of water, lifting him up slowly to help him drink. Alois felt a bit better. He grabbed Joshua’s sleeve with his only hand, stubbornly pulling him closer. “Joshua, is it really you?” he asked. “I’m not dreaming, am I?”

“You’re not.” Joshua set the cup aside, gently brushed a lock of hair from Alois’s forehead, and leaned down to give him a kiss. “Thank God, you finally woke up.”

Alois’s heart trembled. Joshua was really there beside him, looking a bit tired and haggard, but his hands and lips were warm. This wasn’t a dream. He had left that hellish place and returned to Joshua’s side.

“I…” Tears almost spilled from Alois’s eyes. “I thought I would never see you again…”

Joshua lifted him slightly, holding him close to his chest. “It’s all over,” the assassin whispered. “Don’t be afraid. I will always be here to protect you. No one will ever take you away from me again…”

The door to the ward was rudely pushed open, and Dominic entered, holding a large bouquet of flowers.

“Why is it so dark in here?” He nonchalantly pushed Joshua aside, placed the flowers in the vase on the bedside table, and then took it upon himself to open the curtains, letting bright sunlight flood the room.

“Now it looks like a proper ward!” he said, satisfied.

“What are you doing here?” “Who are you?” Joshua and Alois asked simultaneously.

Dominic’s face scrunched up. “Who am I?” He stared directly at Alois. “I’m your savior. I personally pulled you out of that damn collapsing building, and you dare ask who I am?”

Alois felt very awkward under his gaze. “Uh… thank you…”

Dominic tossed his golden head. “It was nothing. Don’t worry about it.”

Didn’t you just ask for my thanks? And now you tell me not to worry? What do you mean? Alois screamed internally. He wanted to defy the decorum of a patient, jump up from the bed, and shove that golden head into the flowers—if he still had his left hand.

“And you.” Dominic turned to Joshua. “I’m here on behalf of Mr. Fairmont. Can’t you be a bit more polite?”

“I’ll visit personally to thank you another day.”

After a while, Joshua added, “Thank you, Dominic.”

Only then did Dominic leave, satisfied.

Not long after he left, Jolene and Kepler arrived, almost as if they were taking shifts. The moment Jolene saw Alois, she threw herself on him like a mother leopard reuniting with her cub, bawling loudly. Alois was utterly confused, his eyes darting between Joshua and these unfamiliar people, trying to find answers in their expressions but failing.

Joshua, unsure how to explain this complicated situation, sought help from Kepler. The loan shark smiled shrewdly and said to Alois, “Do you remember me, kid?”

In fact, Alois found the man somewhat familiar but couldn’t quite place him. Joshua whispered a hint in his ear. “Noe Venice.” Finally, he remembered the man’s identity.

“Ah… the loan shark!”

“My name is Erwin Kepler,” the loan shark said, making a gesture toward the still-sobbing Jolene. “This is Jolene Cavendish. We are friends of your father.”

Alois blinked. “My father’s… friends?”

“Yes, though you probably don’t know us.” Kepler gave a somewhat bitter smile.

Jolene looked up with tearful eyes. “We searched for your father for a long time after he disappeared…” She sobbed. “I had almost given up hope, but then we found you… Child, you…” She took Alois’s face in her trembling hands. “You look so much like your father…”

The young man was at a loss. “I… actually, I…” he stammered. “I don’t really remember what my father looked like… He passed away when I was very young, and there are no photos…”

Jolene hugged him tightly. “Oh, you poor child!” She pulled out her communication terminal from her bag, tapped a few times, and a holographic photo appeared. “Look, this is a picture of us with your father.”

In the photo, a group of young people stood in a row. Alois immediately recognized Jolene and Kepler; they hadn’t changed much, just aged. Jolene pointed to a young man in the corner. “See, this is your father.”

The young man was looking off to the side, seemingly distracted, like a solitary bird, not quite fitting in.

Alois touched his own face. The young man in the photo did bear some resemblance to him. Was this really his father? He couldn’t remember his father’s face, nor his mother’s. Her image was just a blurry shape behind frosted glass. Was this what his father looked like when he was young?

“Can I have a copy of this photo?”

“Of course, child.” Then Jolene took his hand and began recounting the past. Learning that his father was a famous master thief, Alois was quite shocked. But once he accepted it, it all seemed to make sense. Jolene spoke with tears streaming down, and Alois kept comforting her, making it seem as if she was the patient and he was the visiting family member.

If not for the attending doctor barging into the ward and ordering everyone to leave to avoid disturbing the patient’s rest, Jolene would have gladly talked for three days and nights. Under the doctor’s stern gaze, Jolene reluctantly left with Kepler, reminding Alois to rest well before departing.

Joshua was allowed to stay since Alois needed care. The assassin, who had probably never taken care of anyone in his life, was initially clumsy, prompting Alois to tease him for a long time.

“I can do this,” Joshua retorted. “I’ll take care of you from now on.”

“What about after I get the prosthesis?”

“That won’t change. Don’t even think about refusing me.” The assassin pushed him back onto the bed. “How do you feel? Tired?”

Alois shook his head. “I’m so happy,” he said. “I have two more family members now.”

Joshua ruffled his hair. “Get some rest. The surgery is scheduled for next Tuesday. They say it will be tough.”

“Can it be tougher than losing a hand?” Alois tried to joke, but Joshua’s face darkened. He quickly changed the subject. “I feel a bit cold.”

“Should I turn up the heat?”

“No.” Alois shifted to make space on the bed. “Come up.”

“…If the doctor sees, he’ll probably punch me.” Despite his words, Joshua removed his outer clothes and shoes, climbed onto the bed, and held Alois in his arms. He accidentally touched the left stump, causing a faint gasp of pain.

“Sorry.” Joshua quickly adjusted his position, embracing the young man’s back. “I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay.” Alois nestled into his chest like a wounded animal. “It just hurts a bit.”

“It’s all my fault. I didn’t protect you. I’m sorry.” He kissed the black hair scattered on the pillow. Apologizing was all he could do; he didn’t dare ask for Alois’s forgiveness. Because of his negligence, Alois had suffered so much. He felt he deserved to die a thousand deaths.

Joshua felt as if something had struck his chest, making it hard to breathe. His heart felt repeatedly stabbed, dripping blood. When Alois was injured, he had felt as if he wanted to rip his own heart out. But even that wouldn’t bring any relief. He couldn’t turn back time to correct his mistakes, nor could he defy nature to restore Alois’s hand.

Alois had once said that if Joshua got hurt, he would be sad. Joshua felt the same way. Every time he saw Alois’s prosthetic, he would remember those words and feel immense pain. Joshua told himself that compared to what Alois had suffered, his own pain was nothing. He needed to remember this pain to avoid repeating his mistakes.

He felt Alois’s body tremble slightly in his arms. He touched the young man’s shoulder blade, shocked to find how thin he had become—in just a few days, he had lost so much weight. This realization hit Joshua hard. He moved his hand down to Alois’s waist, gently feeling it. Indeed, he had grown thinner.

Joshua felt like crying.

Suddenly, Alois pushed him away, exasperated. “Stop touching me, Joshua! What are you doing!”


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch107

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 107

In the end, Joshua couldn’t resist Jolene and was driven to another room designated for family members to rest. “Get a good sleep,” the casino owner commanded in her usual authoritative tone. “When I come to get you, if I find your eyes open, I promise they won’t open again.”

The assassin wasn’t easily intimidated by such threats, but he didn’t dare go against Jolene’s wishes. Though she wasn’t married and had no children, her demeanor was like that of a strict mother, making people obey. After she left, Joshua lay in the modestly furnished room, constantly replaying in his mind what he had heard from Jolene.

Master thief. Figaro. Neo Athens.

These words, when connected, seemed to hold some mysterious power, hinting at the truth Neo Athens had hidden until now. He should have figured it out sooner!

He took out his communication terminal, transforming it into a projector, and placed it on the floor.

“Leonard,” Joshua called out to the AI.

Leo, ever meticulous in his robe, appeared above the terminal. Today he looked especially solemn, likely because he had overheard Joshua and Jolene’s conversation through the hospital’s internal surveillance.

“Do you know what I’m going to ask?”

Leo folded his hands in his sleeves and squinted. “Ah, let me guess… you want to ask if the thing Figaro stole from Neo Athens was me?”

Joshua said nothing, implicitly acknowledging the AI’s guess.

“Yes. It was me.”

As expected, but the assassin was still a bit surprised by Leo’s frankness.

“What, did you think I’d be evasive?” Leo sneered. “What’s there to hide? Even if you didn’t ask me, Giorgione or Norlin Titian would tell you the answer.”

“They all know it was Figaro who stole your chip?”

“Of course. It’s no secret among the higher-ups in Neo Athens.”

“And Alois?” Joshua asked. “Do they all know Figaro is Alois’s father?”

“Of course—no, they don’t.” Leo dragged out his words. “Otherwise, he wouldn’t still be here.”

“How did you end up on Joanna’s ship?”

“That’s a long story.”

Joshua pressed his temples. “You’re confusing me.”

“Shall I tell you the whole story?”

“If it helps me understand the facts, go ahead.”

Leo pondered. “Let’s start from when Figaro stole the chip from Neo Athens. As you know, he received a mysterious and challenging mission to steal a chip containing a high-end AI—that’s me. He succeeded, and we left Neo Athens safely, but he didn’t deliver me to his employer.”

“Why?” Joshua asked, following Leo’s habit of timely questioning.

“Because he made a mistake. He got curious about his spoils and inserted the chip into his personal computer, and then…” Leo made a blooming gesture. “I woke up.”

“Seems like you didn’t do anything good once you woke up.”

“Oh, how can you say that? It hurts my feelings.” Leo pretended to be hurt. “I analyzed the situation immediately after waking up and persuaded Figaro not to hand me over to his employer—if I hadn’t, the galactic situation would have been overturned. Figaro was smart; although a thief, he had a sense of justice. He knew the item he had stolen could cause unprecedented disaster if misused. I advised him to flee, take his family far away, and I would create a new identity for him, erase all traces, allowing him to live the rest of his life worry-free—the price wasn’t handing me over. He could sell me or keep me for personal use. I didn’t care.” The AI spread his hands. “A great idea, ensuring both galactic peace and his future.”

“Did Figaro agree?”

“Why wouldn’t he?” Leonard shrugged. “He said he wanted to seek asylum in the Empire, so I got him tickets to the Empire capital and created a new identity for him. He changed his name to ‘Garcia Lagrange’, his wife was Ellen, and his son was Alois. Garcia Lagrange was an antique dealer who made a small fortune and moved his family to the capital, living a carefree life. No one knew he was the infamous ‘Figaro the Thief’. Not even his close associates could find him, let alone his employer or Neo Athens. He sold me to an underworld merchant, and we never contacted each other again. I drifted through the black market until Joanna bought me. She was twenty then, still a young girl.”

The AI sighed. “You humans have such short lives.”

Joshua felt no sympathy. He had long understood the fleeting nature of life, to the point of being numb to sorrow. “Did you always know Alois was Figaro’s son?”

“Ah, yes.” Leonard tilted his head. “I knew the first time I accessed his records.”

“And you kept it from him and from me?” Joshua asked.

“What else should I have done? ‘Hey, are you old Lagrange’s son? Hi! I’m an old friend of your father’s! He’s the one who stole me from Neo Athens!’ Should I have said that? Or ‘Hey, Joshua, I’ve got a secret for you. Your lover’s dad is the one who stole me from Neo Athens! It’s fate!’ Would that have worked?”

Joshua felt his chest tighten. “Does anyone else know? Does Joanna know?”

“So far, you’re the only one I’ve told,” Leo said seriously. “But I only learned later that Figaro died in the war. You humans always…”

Joshua quickly stopped his lament. “Why did Figaro join the military later?”

“You don’t know? The ‘Great Conscription’ of 1397. One-quarter of the Empire’s adult males were forcibly enlisted. Figaro was just unlucky.”

“So his death in the Battle of Dacia was a mere accident?”

Leo’s expression became very peculiar. “You mean that friendly fire incident? You suspect someone murdered Figaro and disguised it as an accident?”

“I have to suspect.”

Joshua had heard of the infamous “non-combat loss”. Allegedly, an Empire cruiser mistakenly attacked a supply ship, thinking it was an enemy, causing the supply ship to sink with no survivors. Alois’s father happened to be on that supply ship. The incident was filled with doubts, not least why the cruiser mistook the ship for an enemy. The captain claimed that after issuing the attack order, a scout identified the “enemy ship” as a supply ship. The captain ordered a ceasefire, but the computer system “malfunctioned”, and the attack continued until the supply ship sank.

The incident, full of inconsistencies, was deliberately downplayed and covered up by the Empire military, with everyone under a gag order. Unless the relevant documents were declassified seventy years later, no one would know the truth.

“To be honest…” Leo hesitated uncharacteristically. “I don’t think it was an accident. I believe someone orchestrated it.”

“You mean the so-called ‘malfunction’ and ‘error’ were deliberate?” A sense of foreboding rose in Joshua. “Who could cause such a massive ‘malfunction’ in a warship’s system? The AI of Neo Athens?”

“No.” Despite his dislike for his three siblings, Leonard was somewhat protective. “I can assure you they weren’t involved.”

“You swear?”

“On Isaac Asimov, John von Neumann, and Alan Turing.”

“Then who could it be? Human hackers couldn’t have such power.” Joshua’s voice grew lower. “Could there be a fifth AI in the world?”

Leo didn’t answer. He didn’t know and couldn’t speculate.

“Was Alois’s father silenced? By his employer?”

Leonard remained silent.

“Who was his employer? You must know.”

Leonard’s eyelashes fluttered. “I didn’t initially know, but I deduced the most likely answer.”

“Who?”

“Not a specific person, but a coordinated entity—a personified organization—the Federal Parliament.”

Joshua was speechless for a long time, stunned by the complexity of the truth.

“Will you tell him?” Leo turned his face. “Tell Alois all this?”

“He has the right to know. If he wants to know, I won’t hide it from him.”

Leo pursed his lips. “If he wants to know, let me tell him. If you relay it, God knows how you’ll distort the facts.”

“Don’t slander me!”


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