Happy Doomsday Ch70

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 70: Throbbing

Yu Le lay bored in the car alone.

His plan wasn’t very successful. Even when he went to buy the camouflage net, Ji Xiaoman still didn’t say much words to him. The girl didn’t have the vitality that young people should have. She was more like a vending machine from all angles. She spoke less than ten words throughout the entire process. The beautiful middle-aged woman went back into the room behind the store and never came out again.

With the camouflage net and tire lock, the car melded with the surrounding debris and ruins of the dead-end alley. Unless one were to touch it with their hands, you usually couldn’t see the flaws. Yu Le laid down like this for a few hours, and the salted dried fish in his mouth began to become tasteless.

The overwhelming boredom paralyzed his tongue.

Suddenly, a harsh crash and scratching sounded at the door of the car. Yu Le instantly became excited. He raised the muzzle of his gun one step ahead of his eyes. Then he saw a round shadow struggling to jump to the position of the car window. Its four thin legs tried to grab onto the glass, but the next second, it slid down helplessly and fell to the ground with a bang.

Then the aggrieved rattle came from outside the car.

Yu Le opened the door of the car and let the bouncing iron bead get in. He looked at the mechanical life wordlessly for a few seconds, and slowly laid back.

The next second, the iron bead jumped directly onto Yu Le’s chest. The latter was smashed and got up angrily. The spherical mechanical life turned around in place, trying to twist its round body, and showed Yu Le the note in the gap in the metal shell.

The former captain of the Walking Stones raised his eyebrows and pulled out the note: “Yo, there’s no direct communication. Did you go to a shady place?”

The iron bead let out a serious growl.

“Let me see… ‘Mr. Ruan and I are tentatively scheduled to spend the night in a prostitute hall tonight, and we are tentatively scheduled to be back before 10 tomorrow. We will contact you if we have something else.’” There was also a scribbled smiley face symbol at the end of the sentence.

“…So these two boys are being romantic and happy together, leaving laozi alone to watch the car? What do they think I am, a dog?” Yu Le crumbled the paper angrily.

The iron bead bit the corner of Yu Le’s clothes and began to shake its head vigorously.

“I know they are investigating, but the smell on this paper… Damn, I also want to go to such an investigation.” Yu Le sniffed the paper with a sweet and greasy aroma and threw away the salted dried fish in his arms. “Let’s go for a walk and go shopping with Uncle Yu. Fuck the curfew.”

The iron bead crawled deep into the back seat, took out the lid of the can that it had been hidden before, and began to nibble on it slowly.

“No love for me?” Yu Le grinned. “Alright, you can watch the car. I’ll be—”

The door of the small shop not far away slowly opened, and a slender figure squeezed out from the gap, looking around vigilantly. Yu Le swallowed the second half of his words back and watched with interest.”

He wasn’t the only one who planned to ignore the curfew.

Ji Xiaoman changed into a close-fitting black dress, carrying some messy metal props on her back, and some even hung around her waist. Despite bringing a load of equipment, the girl didn’t make any noise as she passed through the poisonous fog.

Her face was buttoned up with a bulky half-face gas mask, which made her look smaller. For a few seconds, coupled with the dark gray prosthetic limbs of her arms and right leg, and the blood-red goggles, she didn’t look like a human at all.

Seeing that a good observation target was delivered to his front door, Yu Le rubbed his hands, put on his gas mask, and slipped out of the car.

There were still many people on the street after the curfew. Most of them were nervously laughing or murmuring vaguely. From a glance, there seemed to be something wrong with their heads. Some people were violent, smashing their fists full of blood, while others were having sex in the dark corners, ignoring the screams from below. In every sense, this wasn’t an environment suitable for young girls to go out alone.

Ji Xiaoman didn’t choose the main road. She jumped on the roof like a cat, raising her hands and feet silently. Yu Le used 100% of his eyesight that he possessed as a captain of a ship so he wouldn’t lose her in the heavy poisonous fog.

In this way, the two bypassed the spider-web-like alley and walked all the way to a sparsely lit area. Just when Yu Le began to suspect that Ji Xiaoman just liked to hunt and walk around, she finally jumped off the roof and rushed into the darkness in the distance.

Even through the gas mask, Yu Le could smell the metallic sour smell in the air. He hid behind a box-shaped machine that was no longer working and turned on the infrared scanning mode of his googles, continuing to observe quietly.

It was very likely that this was the metal disposal junkyard that He An mentioned, and the ruins of mechanical parts were built into natural traps. Even in this muddy and viscous air, Yu Le could see the poisonous fog floating around the junkyard. Many long-legged mechanical creatures were lying on the ruins to feed. They were more than half a person tall and looked like centipedes that had been cut into small sections. The lights on their heads were flashing uncomfortably red.

Ji Xiaoman opened her limbs. A metal rod longer than her small arm popped out at the end of the prosthetic leg, and a device with a similar structure appeared on the sole of the intact leg. After a brief adjustment, she landed on all fours, vividly imitating those mechanical life, and moved forward quickly through the ruins. The movements were graceful yet creepy, like humanoid aliens in old horror movies.

She lowered her body, rushed into the mechanical group of life that was gnawing on the machinery wreckage, and then jumped away like a spider. A series of contractions and implosions resounded through the darkness. The mechanical beings slammed together and soon stopped moving.

Ji Xiaoman pulled out a long, sharp knife from behind and began to skillfully cut open the metal corpses and remove the small parts inside. She was busy skimming a delicate screw out of the mucus, when a scavenger puppet lying in the garbage dump raised its body and bit in the direction of Ji Xiaoman.

Yu Le gasped. The scavenger puppet was at least ten times bigger than those in the Sea of Ruins. Comparing Ji Xiaoman’s to that huge body, her head was like the size of its thumb.

The girl seemed to have eyes behind her back. She neatly grabbed the parts, dragged a few more metal corpses, and quickly jumped out of the attack range of the scavenger puppet. Seeing that the attack was fruitless, the behemoth didn’t pursue, but hid its upper body in the metal scrap heap again.

Then it suffered a series of explosions.

This time it wasn’t an implosion but a normal explosion with great power—the junkyard was lit up in flames that turned eerily blueish green from various metal scraps. The billowing black smoke drifted in the direction of Yu Le, blown by the wind.

The girl in a gas mask stood among the flames and continued to dismember the corpses of the mechanical beings like they were oysters in her hands. Yu Le couldn’t stand the black smoke attack, so he moved in the other direction. Hearing a series of crackling sounds that sounded like eggshells being smashed under someone’s feet, Ji Xiaoman quickly turned around and assumed an offensive posture.

“Who?” Her voice was low in the blistering sound of flames burning.

At the same time, inside the city.

The room in front of him was clean and refreshing, with sunlight projected from the fake windows that gilded the edge of the bathtub with golden light. Fresh flowers were placed at the head of the bed, exuding a nice fragrance. Ruan Xian fiddled with his hands, and his fingers went directly through the petals that had dew on them—a projection.

His gaze swept around the five-star hotel like decoration, as well as the high-altitude view overlooking the city with a clear blue sky outside the window. It looked like a high-rise room at a luxurious hotel before the end of the world, but Ruan Xian couldn’t help but imagine what it would look like after the projection was removed.

The champagne mentioned by flower peacock was at the head of the bed, lying obliquely in a metal bucket with ice that exuded a hint of cool air. The shopkeeper, who was dressed in bells and whistles, didn’t match the elegant decoration, and he himself seemed to know this. After leading Ruan Xian and Tang Yibu into the room, he quickly closed the door and left.

“The temperature here is a bit high,” Tang Yibu said, sitting down on the soft mattress as he mouthed his words.

“It seems that that gentleman really wants us to drink this bottle of champagne.” Ruan Xian picked up a piece of ice casually. It was real as it was slowly melting between his fingers. He also replied silently with his lips.

The girl who was still in the window just now was wearing a student uniform and had a shorter hairstyle. She was hiding under the empty space of the table and cabinet, shaking like sieve. The little girl’s nose and eyes were flushed, and her arms were scrawny and weak. As soon as Tang Yibu moved in her direction, she let out a sharp scream and hugged her head tightly.

“I’ll take a shower first.” Ruan Xian spoke out this time, with the confidence and laziness unique to someone superior in his voice. “This environment… It seems that we can’t play dirty games.”

“I will go with you.” Tang Yibu said knowingly, and Ruan Xian glared at him.

Seeing that the two of them had no intention of touching her, the little girl stopped screaming and squeezed into the depths of the shadows again; her eyes were dark and desperate.

Just like all the guests who couldn’t wait, Ruan Xian quickly washed away the stains on his body and seriously rejected Tang Yibu’s proposal that “it’s more efficient to wash together”. After the android had started showering, Ruan Xian wiped his half-dry hair and knelt down at the table where the girl was hiding. The girl known as Tiantian-Q2 suddenly choked with fright. The details of her expression were impeccable. Ruan Xian couldn’t tell whether she was a human or an android.

She was constantly exuding fear and rejection into the air, and in addition to despair, a few traces of hatred appeared in her eyes.

Ruan Xian suddenly understood the selling point of this “commodity”—people who came here weren’t simply intending to vent their desires, but often preferred to dominate and destroy. Sometimes the pleasure of stepping on others was no less than pure sex.

“When my person is done washing, I hope you will take a shower,” Ruan Xian said in a command-like tone, grabbing the girl’s wrist. The girl looked like she wanted to bite him for a moment. “Wash it well,” he added.

Footsteps came from the door. Someone was pacing outside. Ruan Xian glanced in the direction of the door and increased the force he was using to grab the girl’s wrist. The girl was abruptly dragged out from under the table by him. Tang Yibu had just finished taking a shower and had put on a loose bathrobe when he saw such a scene as soon as he came out.

“No!” The girl’s voice was sharp and tearful. She scratched at Ruan Xian and kicked over the seat beside her. “Don’t touch me, scumbag, pervert!”

The footsteps at the door stopped.

Someone was opening the door. Ruan Xian gave Tang Yibu a wink, who was learning on the head of the bed knowingly. He picked up a fruit knife and began to cut the pears in the bowl of fruit.

“Are you okay?” The flower peacock knocked on the door symbolically. “Is the effect very realistic? You don’t have to worry about it. Just teach her the lesson. We have good medical insurance. Don’t be hurt by her. It’s not worth it.”

“It’s just a little girl.” Ruan Xian raised his voice. “Is listening around the corner a feature of your store as well?”

“Sorry, sorry. Because the setting of Tiantian-Q2 is relatively special, something has happened before… You continue to enjoy it. I will leave now.” The flower peacock hurriedly declared, but his footsteps didn’t move.

Ruan Xian listened to the movement outside the fake window for a while, raised his hand, and gave the little girl a firm slap. His strength wasn’t so small that the girl was stunned by the slap before she remembered to cry two seconds later. The corners of her lips were bloodshot, and her beautiful face swelled, visible to the naked eye.

Hearing this, the flower peacock left with satisfaction.

Ruan Xian put down his hand, ignoring the hostility in the girl’s eyes. He took out a roll of yellow bandage from his waist bag, stood up, and took the knife from Tang Yibu’s hand.

The girl crawled back with her hands and feet, her teeth chattering. Ruan Xian shook his head and stabbed himself in the palm with the knife, letting the blood drip on the bandage. Then he picked up the yellowish orange lube by the head of the bed and squeezed some on the bandage and wiped the corner of the wall to make it look dirty and shabby.

After preparing for all this, he picked up his dirty coat. “Take off your skirt.”

“No.” The girl covered her swollen face and choked desperately. Tang Yibu stared at Ruan Xian, without much expression on his face.

“Why don’t you go to the toilet and stain it yourself. It’s best to make it look shabby.” Ruan Xian lowered his voice. “Do you want to escape?”

The girl’s body stiffened. She didn’t answer, but her lips trembled badly.

“Now your face is swollen, no one can see you clearly. I will ask you to take a shower again in a while, after my person and I go first. After that, I’m guessing something will happen. While they take us away, you can break the glass and escape.”

The girl in uniform sat slumped on the ground, confused without turning her head.

“Outside, the glass is an alley, not a high-rise building. It’s curfew now. You can figure out the rest.”

“I… My eyes…” the girl murmured. It took a while for her to find her voice.

“Pretend to be blind.” Ruan Xian threw the bloody, dirty bandage over. “Wrap it around your eyes and wear my coat to cover your upper body. A tall old woman with a swollen face and bloody eyes wouldn’t be targeted. I put the gas mask in the bathroom. You can put it on yourself.”

“You…” The girl was still trying to find her voice as tears fell again. “You believe me. I really—”

“I don’t believe you,” Ruan Xian replied quietly.

Tang Yibu frowned.

“To be honest, I don’t really care what’s in your head. As for whether you will run or come back yourself because of your program, that’s also your business. It’s fine to report us. Anyways, we probably can’t get out of here now.”

Ruan Xian gathered a handful of wet black hair, revealing a little clavicle. He raised his voice again. “Now go wash it. I’ll play here for a while. Make sure to wash yourself well and don’t come out without hearing my instructions.”

The girl glanced at him deeply, grabbed the bandage and clothes, rushed into the bathroom, and quickly bolted the door from the inside.

Ruan Xian chuckled and turned the sharp fruit knife in his hand. He released his hand and the deep wound in it had already healed. He looked at the champagne at the head of the bed for a while and then lay down in the position Tang Yibu had vacated.

“You have to save her,” Tang Yibu muttered in a low voice.

“I didn’t save her. I gave her a chance to save herself. I just don’t like seeing children locked up.” Ruan Xian turned his back to him.

“But you don’t know if she’s human.”

“Is that important?”

Tang Yibu didn’t answer. Ruan Xian felt a force erupting from behind him, and the next moment, a pair of golden eyes looked down at him full of complex emotions.

“I can’t analyze the current situation anymore,” Tang Yibu said mindlessly. “You’re not like him, but he made you…”

Tang Yibu stopped talking, lowered his body again, pressing his bare skin onto Ruan Xian’s neck. Ruan Xian swallowed and squeezed the fruit knife in his hand.

“…” Ruan Xian knew who Tang Yibu was referring to, his nominal maker, the other “Ruan Xian”.

But he couldn’t understand Tang Yibu’s specific meaning. For the first time, Tang Yibu revealed such a complex emotion, but he seemed to be unclear on how to deal with it. Both his expressions and movements were eerily stiff and awkward.

“You obviously have human personality data.” Tang Yibu stretched out a hand and slowly slid down from the side of Ruan Xian’s face, with a bit of exclamation in his voice. “It’s not the emotionally sensitive type. It actually resonates with creatures that are suspected of being bionic.”

“Even if you plan to update your observation diary of me.” Ruan Xian gritted his teeth. The friction between their skin-on-skin contact made him feel anxious. The other party’s inhuman reaction sent instinctive chills down his spine, “This posture isn’t necessary.”

However, at the moment when this new fear hit, another heat quickly ignited with it. Some kind of thrill of close contact with danger made his breathing short, like poison that corroded his heart.

“You said you wanted to ‘play with me for a while’. That guy just now must’ve been listening.” Tang Yibu moved his lips silently and stopped his hand on Ruan Xian’s fragile neck. “We have to make some noises… As far as your emotional processing method is concerned, I don’t think you can imitate it well. I can help you with that.”

“No need.” Ruan Xian erected the tip of the knife. The flickering cold blade pierced the android’s bare chest. Tang Yibu’s bathrobe slid down. There were still horrifying fresh burns across his arms—probably left over from when he attacked the bandit’s camp.

“I’ll say it again, no need,” Ruan Xian repeated again. His body was trembling slightly because of the unfamiliar sensation, but his hand still held the knife stably.

“But you’re excited.” Those beautiful golden eyes blinked. “Mr. Ruan, if you were able to cross that line and hear her voice, would you also be able to…”

He leaned down completely, put his hand into Ruan Xian’s bathrobe, and slid it over Ruan Xian’s back very skillfully. The latter let out a hoarse moan, and then firmly sent out the knife.

Tang Yibu ignored the blade that pierced his body. He hugged the other party firmly, rubbing the tip of his nose against Ruan Xian’s temple, as if he had lost the sense of pain. Blood gushed down the place where the two chests were pressed against each other, dyeing the light-colored sheets red.

“…Hear me as well?” he whispered.


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Bu Tian Gang Ch97

Author: 梦溪石 / Meng Xi Shi

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 97

She ran back to the dorms like this. While climbing the stairs, Yin Xiangyue looked at Fang An’an, who was coming downstairs, and she suddenly screamed. She quickly turned around and ran away, leaving Fang An’an with an explicable expression on her face as she turned and asked her classmate, “What’s wrong with her?”

The classmate shrugged. “Who knows? Hasn’t Yin Xiangxue always been neurotic?”

Fang An’an thought about it and didn’t take it to heart.

Yin Xiangxue took a different staircase and returned to her dorm. She was in shock. She sat on the bed most of the night while ignoring anyone that spoke to her.

Although her popularity wasn’t particularly high, her roommate was afraid something was off with her and asked her what was wrong.

Yin Xiangxue raised her head and glanced at her roommate. Her face was pale and full of fear, but she didn’t say anything. When her roommate saw that she couldn’t get a response from Yin Xiangxue, she simply ignored her.

Yin Xiangxue usually slept pretty well. As soon as her head touched a pillow, she could drift off into slumber, but tonight, she had unprecedented insomnia. She kept her eyes open in a daze until it was almost dawn.

Early the next morning, someone from the well-informed dormitory next door ran over and yelled, “Something’s wrong!”

Yin Xiangxue’s body trembled. As if she had a premonition, her whole body that wanted to get up shrank back into the blanket.

Sure enough, she heard her classmates stammering, “I heard that Jiang Lang didn’t come back at all last night. Then his roommate went to tell the teacher that the teacher and the school staff were looking for him all night. Guess what?”

Jiang Lang was the focus of everyone’s attention at school. Her roommate urged the speaker not to be coy and to tell the story quickly.

Yin Xiangxue’s heart sank a little bit.

The classmate said, with a ghastly face, “Jiang Lang jumped into the lake and died. They fished up his body last night. I heard… I heard that he asked Fang An’an to go to the lake last night so he could confess. Fang An’an rejected him, and he must’ve lost his mind for a bit, so…”

A girl screamed. “It’s impossible! How can he like Fang An’an!”

Someone asked again, “Is he really dead?”

The classmate who came to deliver the news cried out, “I, I didn’t see it, but I saw him covered with a white cloth, and the police are here!”

Her crying infected other girls, and soon the entire girl’s dormitory was filled with crying.

Yin Xiangxue shrank into the quilt, covering her head and face.

She was trembling. Rather than crying, she was afraid.

Soon, the news that Fang An’an rejected Jiang Lang, causing him to jump into the lake to commit suicide, spread around campus.

All the girls who liked Jiang Lang felt a dark cloud in their hearts and were deeply saddened by his death. Many were jealous of Fang An’an because of this and thought she had indirectly killed him.

Today was originally supposed to be a big day for the school festival; with such big news, the school struggled to finish it.

Everyone felt that Jiang Liang’s life was smooth sailing, and he wouldn’t accept a small setback like this and embarked on a road of no return.

Only Yin Xiangxue knew the truth wasn’t like that.

The high price of the Shangqing pills fetch on the black market showed that they were indeed worth the money in some ways.

At least after he took the medicine and after a day of rest, Dong Zhi felt a lot better. The symptoms of faint chest pains that appeared from time to time have also disappeared. He even felt that he could immediately wave his sword in the sky and attract up to ten heavenly lightnings. Of course, in order to avoid hitting Liu Qingbo, he dismissed this idea.

Early the next morning, the two set off for Lake Wangyue, as written in the file. Although there was a direct subway station near their destination, with both of them being armed, it was more convenient to take a taxi.

Seeing his appearance in good spirits, Liu Qingbo couldn’t help but wonder. “Is your injury really healed? No nightmares again?”

Dong Zhi shook his head.

Liu Qingbo frowned. “Then did you ask Boss Tang in private?”

Dong Zhi said helplessly, “I asked.”

After he used Shangqing pill yesterday, although he felt pretty good, he went to Tang Jing just to be extra cautious.

“He said that I don’t have magic energy on my body, and he couldn’t figure out the specific situation currently. He told me to use the Shangqing pill first to recuperate and then look into my issue in more detail when the soul eater matter comes to an end.”

Liu Qingbo didn’t believe it: “There is no magic energy? Then why did you get hurt in your dream?”

Dong Zhi shook his head, indicating that he didn’t know either.

It was also strange to say that since he fought the weird man in his dream on the plane that day, the choke marks on his neck had gradually faded and he hadn’t seen the culprit in his dreams or in reality.

Afterwards, he drew a picture of the culprit’s appearance and showed it to Tang Jing and passed it on to Long Shen, but no matter who saw it, they had never seen such a person.

There was a weird and terrifying guess in his heart.

Naturally, Liu Qingbo had also seen the portrait.

“Could the man you saw in your dream be Songen, who placed witchcraft on Han Qi?”

Dong Zhi said, “Songen should have a typical Southeast Asian look. You haven’t seen the man with your own eyes. He was too domineering and evil. I don’t feel like it’s Songen, but more like…”

He didn’t say any more as Liu Qingbo replied softly, “Mara.”

For a while, both of them were silent.

Although Dong Zhi survived in his dream, he had to invite God to counterattack with his Changshou Sword to repel his opponent, but the sense of oppression and deterrence of his opponent was so great that he still had lingering fears in retrospect, as if there was a hand that was still wrapped around his neck, ready to choke him to death at any moment.

Is this the power of a heavenly demon that could summon wind and rain and shake the world?

Even if he didn’t know any techniques at first, before he stepped into the cultivation world with half a foot, he had never felt such an aura even when facing Xu Wan, the Archfiend.

If this was the case, a heavenly demon was already difficult to deal with, and this was only a wisp of demonic energy. If its real body really did appear, could the combination of him, Liu Qingbo, and even Tang Jing, Wu Bingtian, and Long Shen be able to deal with it?

Rather, was there any power in this word that could stop a heavenly demon?

The two of them were lost in their own thoughts and said nothing all the way until they arrived at their destination.

Although Lake Wangyue was an artificial lake and covered a small area, it drew water from Lake Dianshan and was surrounded by green trees, which provided a lot of shade during the summer and a place to sunbathe on the benches in the winter. Thus, all year round, there were many people there, making the area quite lively.

When Dong Zhi got out of the car, he saw the conspicuous warning sign erected at the lake from a glance.

[The water here is deep. Swimming is not allowed.]

The black characters on a yellow background couldn’t be any clearer, yet accidents still occurred every year, which also added to the gossip of nearby residents.

Liu Qingbo looked around and saw that on the other side of the bridge, in the area separated by barbed wire, there were obviously many more people than here, and most of them were standing by the lake, including police officers.

“Man, is it such a coincidence that we stumble upon trouble the minute we arrive?”

Dong Zhi said, “The information seems to say that there’s a school over there. Let’s go and have a look.”

It was indeed a coincidence. When they passed by, Jiang Lang had already been transported away by ambulance. His parents, who were still crying and still held onto a glimmer of hope left with him, but everyone knew that Jiang Lang would probably never come back.

The police were exploring the surrounding environment to determine whether he had committed suicide. The area was fenced off, and others stood outside the restricted area to watch the excitement. There were many guests today due to the school festival. Unexpectedly, they became bystanders in the case. Everyone talked about Jiang Liang, a promising student, and they all couldn’t help but sigh.

Dong Zhi flashed his credentials and was able to enter. Although the Special Administration Bureau was mysterious, the departments were in frequent contact with each other due to the nature of their work, so when the policeman saw them, he became relieved.

“Brothers, you are too timely. I was just about to ask someone to invite you over!”

Dong Zhi walked with him to the lake. “Is there anything wrong? Isn’t it suicide?”

The other party said, “It’s not that there’s anything wrong. There were no traces of fighting or struggling, so it should be chalked up to suicide, but aren’t there incidents in Lake Wangyue in the past two years? I heard that you caught something in the lake last time… So… Your head had specifically talked with our head, saying that if we encounter anything relating to suicide again, we have to notify you guys.”

Liu Qingbo stepped on the stone and looked down. The lake was glistening. It wasn’t crystal clear, but compared to the ones in the cities, this was relatively clean. A few fallen leaves floated on it, but it only added a bit of melancholy to the scene. It was no wonder why nearby residents liked to linger here. Even the half of the lake that was owned by Yasheng High School was also featured in their pamphlet.

The sun was shining and warm. The lake was rippling, and occasionally fish would spew out bubbles. It was hard to imagine what would appear here, but Liu Qingbo wasn’t an ordinary resident. He knew that even if something happened underwater, the surface would appear calm.

He bent down, as if inadvertently sweeping the water with his hand.

The water was biting cold during the winter, but this cold wasn’t enough to make Liu Qingbo pull his hand away. He rolled up his sleeves and stirred the water several times. The water spread over his lower arms and slid between his fingers. Nothing.

Just as he was about to withdraw his hand, something seemed to pass through the back of his fingers at a very fast speed. Liu Qingbo grabbed it with his back hand but came up empty. Due to the speed, he leaned forward and almost fell into the water.

A hand suddenly grabbed his back collar.

Dong Zhi grabbed the person back and joked, “How old are you that you’re still playing with water?”

Liu Qingbo rolled his eyes back. He raised the back of his hand and stuck out his middle finger. The fingernail was bent a bit and there was a shallow red mark, but he wasn’t sure if it was because of a fish or something else just now.

“What? Is there really something?” Dong Zhi asked.

“Nothing.”

Dong Zhi said, “I want to go to the hospital to see that boy first. He had just recently died, so maybe we can find some clues.”

“Alright.”

Liu Qingbo had no opinion. Although he usually quarreled with the other party, he also understood that when it comes to doing things, Dong Zhi was actually better than him in terms of carefulness and assessing the overall situation, so the two of them were able to cooperate tacitly as partners so far.

“Captain Long, I have already given the Shangqing pill to your little apprentice. Dare I ask when you will be here? The meeting will start next month.”

In front of the floor-to-ceiling windows with an excellent view, Tang Jing called Long Shen.

Looking for the stone tablet, the soul eater incident at the Anime Convention, and the upcoming international conference, all these things added up were making Tang Jing, the director of the side branch, overwhelmed.

To outsiders, they saw East China Branch as having deep pockets. Even their office was located in the most prosperous central area of a first-tier city. The conditions were comfortable and enough that they were miles ahead of any other branches. However, the more you get, the more you pay. This was also the busiest branch of them all. Without being capable, it was impossible to sit in Tang Jing’s position. Even the directors of other branches were among the best in the Special Administration Bureau.

Shu He knocked on the door twice and got a prompt to enter. He opened the door and saw Tang Jing had his two legs resting on the table, holding a phone in one hand and an unfinished cigarette in the other. He looked like an unprofessional yuppie.

He automatically and consciously lightened his steps, closed his mouth, sat at his desk, and waited for his leader to finish the call.

There was no long talk as imagined. This time, Tang Jing hung up the phone without saying much. Perhaps it was because the person on the other end of the phone didn’t like talking nonsense either.

“How is the inspection of the venue?” Tang Jing put out his cigarette, which he hadn’t smoked yet, in the ashtray.

Shu He said, “Everything is normal. This time we have strengthened our manpower and reorganized the venue again. From top to bottom, east to west, not a spot was missed and there will be no more mistakes.”

Tang Jing said, “Representatives from all over the world will be coming in a few days. This time, the specifications are high. Just in case, Boss Long and Boss Song will come over in person. You should do things well so as not to be picked on by these two and disgrace our branch.”

Shu He smiled in horror. “The two deputies of the General Administration coming out in person? This battle is too big!”

“It’s not big. After all, it’s a summit where leaders from all over the world gather. I don’t know how many pairs of eyes are staring secretly. It’s better to be safe than sorry.”

Tang Jing spoke slowly. Shu He found that he was holding a book in his arms. He seemed to be reading it as it was opened halfway.

“Yo, I didn’t expect that our Boss Tang also has the heart of a little girl!” Shu He’s eyes were sharp, and he found that it seemed to be a romance novel.

“It’s mainly for the plot, supplemented by romance.” Tang Jing corrected him.

Shu He shrugged. “Well, I don’t normally read novels, but if you strongly recommend it, I’ll definitely read it. Is the author a friend of yours?”

“I want you to help me find someone.” He raised the book in his hand. “This author.”

Shu He was puzzled. “What is the situation?”

Tang Jing said, “I checked on the internet. This author is very low-key. The real person never shows up and there’s no photo of him circulating online. The publishing house should have his ID information. Check it as soon as possible.”

Shu He seemed to understand something, but he pretended that he didn’t as he tentatively asked, “business or private?”

It was rare for Tang Jing to show a trace of hesitation. He paused for a while before replying, “It’s a private matter.”

“Oh—” Shu He stretched his tone, showing an unspoken smile.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived*. As soon as Shu He left, a call came from Ming Xian.

*Metaphor that refers to talking about someone who has arrived after is/just being discussed (AKA speak of the devil and he’ll appear).

Tang Jing smiled unconsciously. “I thought you wouldn’t call again.”

Ming Xian’s voice sounded a little embarrassed. “I was assigned to go abroad for training. Before I left, I thought about saying goodbye to you.”

Tang Jing was surprised. “I remember you just started your job, didn’t you?”

Ming Xian laughed. “It’s a long story. Why don’t we talk about it when we meet?”

Tang Jing naturally agreed.

The two of them made an appointment in a cafe next to a park. It was still daytime on a weekday, so there weren’t any guests besides them. As soon as Tang Jing and Ming Xian entered, it was equivalent to a private meeting.

“In fact, the training quota was originally not up to me. It just happened that a female teacher was pregnant, and it had to be pushed. After a comprehensive evaluation of various indicators, I was actually chosen.”

“Where and for how long?” Tang Jing put two sugar cubes into the other party’s coffee.

This was the habit that he had learned from Ming Xian when he took him home after the Anime Convention and made him coffee.

“Japan. It may be a year. The good news is that this should be a boost to my professional title after I come back.” Ming Xian gave me a helpless smile.

Tang Jing smiled back. “Then congratulations. “

Ming Xian laid down on the table, groaning. “I don’t want to leave my hometown. A year is too long.”

Tang Jing said, “Then you can also reject the quota.”

Ming Xian tilted his head to look at him: “Are you going to keep me?”

Tang Jing smiled charmingly at him. “What do you think?”

Ming Xian seemed to be encouraged, and he laughed. “I think you will.”

Tang Jing consciously teased enough. He lowered his head, took a sip of coffee, and then slowly said, “It’s only a year. It’ll pass by in the blink of an eye.”

Ming Xian said, unsure whether it was intentional, “One year is enough for many things to change, including fragile feelings.”

Tang Jing raised his eyebrows. “So, if I ask, will you stay?”

When Ming Xian heard this, his shoulders half collapsed, and he said weakly, “I just entered the school not long ago. After all, it was the leaders who wanted me to focus on my training, so they gave me such a place. If I don’t know what’s good from bad, my career will probably be frozen in the future.”

Tang Jing smiled. “Then, I wish you a safe journey.”

Ming Xian returned with a slightly astringent smile.

Tang Jing knew very well that the other party had a good impression of him, but this trace of a good impression wasn’t enough for him to keep him, nor was it enough for the other party to stay.

Their contact was too short, and it was only sex, which had aroused some confusion. But after that night, everything should be back on track.

Ming Xian said, “I don’t know if you have heard. There was an incident in our school. A boy committed suicide by jumping into the lake because of his lovelornness.”

Tang Jing stirred the coffee with his hand. “Jump into the lake? Lake Wangyue?”

Ming Xian nodded. With a sneaky expression, he lowered his voice and said mysteriously, “You’re a powerful person, right? What with your abilities to breathe fire and fly over walls, you probably work for the government, right? Will you accept my interview? Don’t worry, I won’t reveal any secrets. At most, I’ll use you as a prototype for the protagonist in my novels…”

Tang Jing pushed his face away. “You read too many comics. Have a cup of coffee and calm down.”

Ming Xian complained of a grievance. “We have even slept in the same bed, but you’re being so ruthless!”

Tang Jing raised his chin. “Then do you want me to pay you? I’ll do it, but I’m afraid it’ll be an insult to you.”

Ming Xian slapped his hand angrily.

Tang Jing: “Having said that, is your school by Lake Wangyue? Why haven’t I heard of it?”

Ming Xian said strangely: “Yasheng High School, a private high school. It’s quite famous. I teach Chinese in the high school department.”

Seeing that the other party had already finished his coffee, Tang Jing signaled the waiter so he could pay.

Ming Xian complained, “I still want to eat cake.”

Tang Jing laughed. “Aren’t you leaving? I happen to be free today to accompany you for a walk, or are you going to waste your time eating cakes here?”

Ming Xian: ……

“Congratulations, Mr. Tang. Your beauty trick has worked.” He solemnly stretched out his hand to Tang Jing.

Tang Jing grabbed his hand and shook it. “I’m flattered, but when it comes to beauty tricks, you’re better than me.”

The cold winter months in the south were gorgeous with the fallen leaves on the ground, yet there was no sense of desolation on the empty branches.

After leaving the café and walking to the area around the park, Ming Xian suddenly laughed out loud, causing Tang Jing to turn his head and look at him.

“I didn’t expect that I would come to the park with a man. I had the impression that this should be a place for the elderly or children.”

Tang Jing spread his hands. “I didn’t expect that I would sneak out to play with you during work hours. Fortunately, our boss isn’t here today; otherwise I will be scolded.”

Ming Xian blinked. “I thought you were the boss.”

Tang Jing: “What gave you that idea?”

Ming Xian laughed. “Although you try your best to be approachable, it’s inevitable that you’re still a bit domineering. It’s estimated that you’re used to being a leader. Have I ever told you that the intuition of an author is very sensitive?”

Someone was taking photos of two girls in ancient costumes not far away. They were posing under the guidance of the photographer.

Tang Jing glanced at it and then looked away.

“I heard that it’s popular for people who write novels to promote them with beautiful titles and author pictures. If you’re willing to expose your appearance, your fame will definitely be much greater than now.”

Ming Xian pursed his lips and wryly laughed. “I write novels as a hobby, and I have never thought about using this to gain popularity.”

Tang Jing was surprised. “I didn’t expect you to be someone with such advanced taste.”

Ming Xian smiled. “Did this deepen the degree of how much you like me by a bit?”

Tang Jing nodded. “Maybe more than a bit.”

He was being truthful.

Ming Xian’s heart moved slightly, and his face slowly turned red.

The way the two tall, handsome guys stood and talked together was very pleasing to the eye, and occasionally passersby couldn’t help but look over a few times.

Tang Jing leaned against the trunk of the tree and pulled out a cigarette to light it. Seeing that he was suddenly cramped, he couldn’t help but tease. “What kind of content were you thinking that isn’t suitable for children?”

Ming Xian coughed softly, refusing to admit it and casually finding a different topic. “I’m just looking at the girls over there. None of them are as good-looking as you.”

Then he heard Tang Jing approach his ear and whisper something extremely inappropriate for children.

Ming Xian almost choked to death on his own saliva.

What Tang Jing said was, “Are you thinking about me wearing women’s clothing while I fuck you?”

Ming Xian’s face flushed, and he didn’t know if it was because he was coughing so much or because he was embarrassed and ashamed.

Then Tang Jing kissed him.

The tobacco-flavored lips made Ming Xian subconsciously resist. He raised his hand to push his shoulder, but his wrist was caught and pressed against the trunk of the tree.

The stout tree trunks barely covered the stature of the two of them. Passersby quickly walked by them, not realizing that they were two men, but even if they knew, they were too embarrassed to stop and watch.

However, in broad daylight, the sense of shame in public still made Ming Xian’s hands and feet soft, and he could only slowly raise his slender neck and let the other party plunder his mouth.

“Your place or mine?”

The breath blew on his face and the smell of tobacco was faintly cold, making Ming Xian dizzy for a while.

He raised his other uncontrolled hand to cover his eyes, as if he couldn’t stand the dazzling sunlight, and murmured, “No, I really have to go back and pack my things…”

“Really?” Tang Jing raised his knees and pushed them against a place where there was already a reaction.

“Really!” Ming Xian took a deep breath, used some strength, pushed the other party away a few steps, and groaned, “I really have something to do—”

Tang Jing raised his brows.

Ming Xian changed his words spinelessly. “Tomorrow!”

Tang Jing burst out laughing very shamelessly.

Ming Xian: ……

His hand that was covering his eyes was raised to support his forehead.

The two left the park and parted at the entrance of the café. Tang Jing offered to give Ming Xian a ride, but he refused, saying that he was going to see a relative and didn’t want to be a bother. Tang Jing didn’t force the issue and just left by car.

Ming Xian stood on the side of the street, watching the vehicle pass through the traffic light intersection and drift away, before picking up his phone.

When the phone connected, he said to the person on the other line, “I want to see you.”

When he faced Tang Jing just now, that carefree smile completely disappeared. Coldness and indifference replaced the former, completely the opposite of how he was.

“I’m going to look for you.”


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Bu Tian Gang Ch96

Author: 梦溪石 / Meng Xi Shi

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 96

Liu Qingbo looked at Dong Zhi.

The other party, like him, was moving slowly along the wall, coping with the attacks of two strange beasts from time to time.

Despite suffering internal injuries that hadn’t recovered yet, the other party had still persisted until now and hadn’t unloaded all the burden onto him. When he first entered the Special Administration Bureau, Liu Qingbo looked at this soft, cute, and good-tempered appearance and couldn’t believe that such a person could join. It must be that the examiner was blind, but then he recognized the strength and perseverance of the other party. Until now, he couldn’t help but admit that the persistence and pride of the other person weren’t less than his own.

A name given because he was born on the Winter Solstice. It was an ordinary name that heralded the day of ice and snow and the return of all things but had a temperament that could withstand the tempering fire that could forge gold and stone.

This was his partner.

With this partner, he could be rest assured and have confidence that he had his back.

His thoughts passed in the blink of an eye. Suddenly, Liu Qingbo felt a sudden chill down his back.

This was it!

Without the slightest hesitation, he turned around, raised his sword, and slashed.

For a moment, like a groundbreaking work of art, the boundless sea of fire became clear. The sword light tore a crack in the smoke-filled space!

But the moment he turned around, the two strange beasts of fire and wind also looked at this empty space and rushed up at the same time.

It was too late. They moved too fast and simultaneously. Almost at the same time, Dong Zhi approached and used his sword to slash at both wind and fire. The two strange beasts instantly turned into sparks of flame, then suddenly dissipated!

The two of them tumbled out of the rift that was torn open from the enchantment; their faces were covered in dust and embarrassment.

Tang Jing clapped a few times and said in appreciation, “Your tacit understanding is very good. How did you find out the eyes of the array?”

Dong Zhi had seen Tang Jing as early as the time when they fought the Archfiend in Yangcheng. Although Liu Qingbo had never met him, it didn’t prevent him from guessing the identity of the other party. Regardless of whether he was a team leader or director, Liu Qingbo still rolled his eyes.

They were here to report on their work, not to be tested.

Shu He stepped forward and helped them up, then apologized, “I was ordered by him. Please forgive me!”

The corners of Dong Zhi’s mouth twitched. It was difficult for him to maintain a peaceful attitude. “Tang Ge, your way of welcoming is truly ingenious!”

Tang Jing smiled and said, “How can I show that I value you if I don’t make it special? But don’t be angry. I have something good for you later. Answer me first, how did you find out?”

Dong Zhi glanced at Liu Qingbo and saw that the latter had no interest in speaking, so he had to accept his fate. “The space is sealed by an enchantment, but no enchantment is perfect. Wind and fire are different beasts that are born together. You can’t kill them. Even if there’s water, it won’t help. Thus, you have to find another way. The only exit from an enchantment must be connected to the outside world. In this case, it won’t be affected by the fire. The surrounding walls were all charred and the temperature had increased everywhere except for one area where it was normal. Naturally, this had to be the weak point.”

Shu He was slightly moved, and his eyes couldn’t help showing surprise and admiration.

Tang Jing nodded. “Very good. Let Shu He take you to clean up and give you a change of clothes first. I’ll see you in the conference room in half an hour.”

Shu He smiled at them and said, “Follow me.”

On the way to clean up, Liu Qingbo couldn’t help but ask him, “Are those two strange beasts real or hallucinations?”

Shu He smiled. “Of course they’re real. They are more special, but not invincible. The reason why you think they can’t be defeated is just because you haven’t touched on their weaknesses yet. But then again, there have been many small pranks like this from Boss Tang on many colleagues who came from local offices before to debrief. However, the number of them who could break out within an hour could be counted on one hand.”

Liu Qingbo curled his lips. Feeling upset, he deliberately acted thorny. “How can you make sure that the clothes will fit us? I don’t wear what others have worn.”

Shu He turned his head and said, “Don’t worry, they are all new, and they’re available in all sizes, but the styles are relatively simple. They are all casual pants and t-shirts. In the past, we often came back from missions in a mess, so Boss Tang asked people to buy enough clothes for people to change into. With that, we didn’t have to run back home, so it saved us a lot of time.”

But such a method could only be thought of by the head of the East China Branch who wasn’t short of money. Switch this with the Northwest or Northeast Branch and this would be impossible.

Dong Zhi was very curious. “Isn’t the funds allocated to the branch office the same every year? Does the branch office also generate its own income?”

Shu He let out a sigh. “You don’t know anything. A long time ago, we had a popular saying here that we would rather have a bed in Puxi than a room in Pudong. At that time, the land price in Pudong was so cheap that no one wanted it. Our former director was extremely discerning and used the funds to buy it as training land. Later, the land price in Pudong soared, and he sold it. He also contracted some land in the suburbs to sublease to others. We don’t have to worry about our annual funding, and we even have places to practice.”

Dong Zhi and Liu Qingbo looked at each other, thinking that compared with this, they were selling snacks and milk tea like they were playing house.

An hour later, after cleaning up, they returned to the conference room.

Large tracts of sunlight poured in from floor-to-ceiling windows, with panoramic views of the nearby high-rise buildings and the Huangpu River in the distance. Not only were the magnificent mountains and rivers breathtaking, but in the face of such an urban jungle, it could easily awe the viewer’s emotions, giving thought that such ingenuity that transformed the world was through human hands.

Tang Jing had long been accustomed to everyone who entered the conference room subconsciously looking out of the floor-to-ceiling window. After a few seconds, he knocked on the conference table.

“Let’s have a meeting.”

In addition to Dong Zhi and the others, there was also another young man with a fresh face in the conference room.

Tang Jing said, “Introduce yourself.”

The man grinned, revealing white teeth. “My name is Huo Jie, the Huo from fearless1, the Jie from admonish2. I’m from Zhennan Mountain with no sect.”

1Huo () from fearless (霍元甲).
2Jie (
) from admonish (训诫).

There were many hermits on Zhennan Mountain. It was said that until the rapid development of modern science and technology, there were still thousands of people practicing in the mountains. Many of them were experts in low-key seclusion. Dong Zhi didn’t expect to see one in the flesh today.

“Hello, I’m Dong Zhi.”

Liu Qingbo also nodded. “Liu Qingbo.”

Tang Jing got to the point. “Have you all heard about what happened at the Anime Convention yesterday?”

Dong Zhi said, “Shu He gave us a debriefing about it just now.”

Tang Jing said, “We’re now investigating the source of the demon energy. Basically, all our manpower has been sent out, and some are working to find the stone tablet. You should also know about this. Thus, there are not many people left in the branch right now. If something is wrong, and I’m not here, you can find Shu He to warn them.”

Dong Zhi said, “Boss Tang, yesterday we went to see a cultural exhibition and found a painting.”

He took the painting out of the painting tube and spread it out on the wide conference table, then gave a general description of what happened yesterday.

Tang Jing didn’t expect them to go to an exhibition and have such an adventure, so they all gathered around and took a closer look at the painting. Of course, the focus was on the stone tablet that was half-exposed on the ground by the river.

“Have you reported to the General Administration?”

Dong Zhi was a bit at a loss for words. He didn’t know whether he should say yes or no. After all, this kind of thing would be considered leapfrogging over your superior at work, but from a personal point of view, he would definitely seek his master’s opinion as soon as possible.

Tang Jing didn’t get an answer, so he raised his head and glanced at him with a half-smile. “I won’t find fault with you. Don’t worry.”

Dong Zhi coughed softly. “Well, Boss Long wants us to send the painting to the General Administration and then they will transfer it to the Northwest Branch for processing. After all, Shaohua Mountain is in the northwest, and this painting was made during the Ming Dynasty. With hundreds of years already passed, I’m afraid we have to be prepared that the stone tablet is probably damaged.”

Tang Jing nodded and expressed his appreciation for their performance in dealing with Xiang Mu.

“In today’s meeting, I will mainly tell you a few things.”

Tang Jing said, “Last time you encountered two cases in Lucheng, one after another. One was the internationally wanted criminal, Yamamoto Kiyoshi, who snuck into Lucheng and created a murderous scene of dismemberment. This person had committed a lot of crimes in Southeast Asia. There’s an association of white-robed witches from several countries, such as Thailand, Myanmar, Vietnam, and Malaysia, that have issued warrants for Yamamoto.”

Seeing that they didn’t know much about the concept of the white-robed witches, Shu He added, “Witchcraft is popular in Southeast Asia. There are those that are white-robed and black-robed witches. Generally speaking, white-robed witches tend to observe secular laws, live among ordinary people, and are healers. Black-robed witches are secretive and have a mix of good and bad. Most of them are mavericks and don’t participate in any official organizations.”

Tang Jing continued, “We have been in contact with the head of the White Robe Witches Association. We now have evidence that the puppet swap technique that was used by Yamamoto may have come from a certain black-robed witch doctor. However, most of these people live in seclusion in the jungle and mountains, so it’s difficult to find their traces. Regarding the case of Han Qi that you encountered later, according to the feedback from the White Robe Association, she was obviously bewitched and deceived by a black-robed witch. There are many examples of this kind of deception for those who blindly chase fame and fortune, and, in the end, losing their lives is pretty common in Southeast Asia.”

“Thus, we have reason to suspect that there may be a certain connection between the two cases. It’s very likely that the same gang is associated with Yamamoto and Han Qi.”

When Dong Zhi and the others destroyed the parasitic wisp of demonic energy in Han Qi’s abdomen, they heard it say something in Sanskrit. Afterwards, they confirmed that it was the name of a legendary demon in India. Therefore, the matter was immediately reported to the branch and the General Administration.

Dong Zhi’s thoughts immediately jumped quickly as he thought about the energy, they found at the bottom of Fuxian Lake in Yunnan province. Yunnan was very close to Southeast Asia, so perhaps it had something to do with the heavenly demon*.

*This is referring to Mara.

He raised this question, and Tang Jing responded. “Yes, I have also thought of this, but the biggest problem now is that the other party has hidden their identity, so it’s impossible to prevent their actions. Of course, we also can’t close our borders, so international cooperation is extremely important.”

Liu Qingbo also raised a question. “According to this, is there a connection between the heavenly demon and the Archfiend?”

Tang Jing shook his head. “The heavenly demon and the Archfiend are just the names given to them by the ancients to facilitate their distinction. In the West, the names are different. What can be learned at present is that the Archfiend was in close contact with the Japanese side. It had cooperated with Onmyojis several times to attack the stone tablet. It can be seen that there’s a greater force on the Japanese side that’s manipulating things behind the scenes. Their purpose is the stone tablet. For the Southeast end, we found no connection between the heavenly demon and the stone tablet for the time being, so it can be regarded as two different forces.”

He continued, “The international situation is becoming increasingly serious, not only in Japan but also in Southeast Asia. According to the feedback we have received, the probability of strange and intractable events in many countries and regions has increased significantly, especially south China in the future, which has a large population and a mix of fish and dragons and is the window that connects all over the world. Practitioners like Yamamoto who fake their identities to sneak into the country are difficult to detect in the early stages. I hope that you’ll all remain vigilant.”

After looking around for a while and seeing that everyone had nothing to add and no objections, Tang Jing said, “Alright, then meeting adjourned. Dong Zhi and Liu Qingbo stay back.”

When Shu He and Huo Jie left, Tang Jing took out a box and pushed it towards Dong Zhi.

“These are Shangqing pills from Mount Longhu. You fought against Yamamoto last time, and your injuries haven’t healed yet. Take it with you and be sure to take them to treat your internal injuries.”

Dong Zhi hurriedly thanked him and opened the box. There were three pills inside. Mu Duo had also suffered internal injuries last time, so he would bring one back to her.

Tang Jing finally showed a familiar smile. “Just call me Tang Ge in private. What do you think of the environment here?”

Dong Zhi also smiled. “It has the configuration of a local tyrant. To be honest, although the location of the General Administration is quite expensive, it looks nothing like this!”

“Actually, there is a reason why it’s here.” Tang Jing got up and walked to the window, condescendingly, looking at the ships coming and going on the river in the distance, “Look at the high-rise buildings and heavy traffic outside. Isn’t it like seeing the blood flow of a city center?”

Both Dong Zhi and Liu Qingbo nodded.

Tang Jing said, “We have a special identity and special responsibilities. We chose this place not to let you overlook the scenery of Shencheng but to let everyone see that everything we do allows Shencheng to continue to maintain such vitality. The prosperity and peace that these eyes can see need someone to guard them.”

Dong Zhi and Liu Qingbo were suddenly in awe.

Presumably everyone who was a newcomer would sigh at the lavishness of the East China Branch, and then they would be shocked and convinced by such an idea.

Tang Jing recovered and laughed lightly. “Well, you don’t have to thank me for the Shangqin pills. Your master specially prompted me to give you them. Otherwise, how would I know that you have suffered from internal injuries?”

Dong Zhi was startled. “I didn’t tell him either.”

Tang Jing raised his eyebrows. “Did you two not talk on the phone? He can tell even if you don’t tell him? If you ask me, Boss Long is uniquely good to his one and only apprentice. He originally told me to give you two but given how much danger you had faced and how well you performed, the extra one is a gift from me at my own expense.”

The physical fitness of practitioners was much better than that of ordinary people. In the same way, if they were injured, ordinary medicine wouldn’t be effective on them. Injury medicines from places like Mount Longhu and Yuanming Palace have been sold on the black market for over 100,000. Often times, there wouldn’t even be a market for them as one may not be able to buy them even if they wanted to.

Such medicine was quite rare. Dong Zhi frowned and accepted it while thanking Tang Jing.

Tang Jing changed his words. “You were injured on duty. No matter how rare the medicine is, it’s not as important as your life. Learn from this for the future. After you’re injured on duty, you must take the initiative to apply for medicine. Also, since you’re here, don’t return in a hurry. We have a case now and the branch is short of manpower, so go and have a look.”

Dong Zhi’s good impression was instantly shattered. It turned out that they came here to be coolies*.

*Term for low-wage laborer, typically of South Asian or East Asian descent.

The two of them took the document and flipped through it speechlessly while listening to Tang Jing. “It’s an artificial lake that used to be a reservoir. Until now, people often used it to go swimming in the summer. The water is very deep. It’s said that it’s connected to Dianshan Lake. Every year we would always have a few cases of people drowning.”

Liu Qingbo frowned. “Aren’t there warning signs against swimming?”

Tang Jing asked rhetorically, “Do you think that it’s useful?”

Liu Qingbo: ……

Even with a sign erected that said “The water here is deep. There have been many cases of drowning. It is forbidden to enter the water”, it was useless. People who wanted to seek death couldn’t be stopped no matter what. To put it bluntly, such is fate.

Tang Jing: “In the past, I had asked people to go there to see and clear up a few things. Later, we had fewer incidents, but this year it has increased. From summer to now, there have been a total of five deaths. I suspect that there are still things in the water that haven’t been taken care of. I originally wanted to wait for a while before sending someone to take a look, and now that you’re here, I’ll leave this case to you. Mu Duo and Zhang Chong are in Lucheng still, so if anything happens, you can rush back at any time.”

Since their leader had spoken, how could they not agree?

Thus, Dong Zhi and Liu Qingbo looked at the information with resignation.

The file said that the artificial lake was called Lake Wangyue. Since ten years ago, there had been drowning incidents every year. The death toll seemed to be normal, seven people. Later, this incident was reported and attracted the attention of the branch. Tang Jing sent someone to check and found that there were water monkeys* under the lake.

*Reminder: Legendary creature that lives in the water and looks like an ape. They are commonly known as water ghosts/water lion ghost/water corpses in folklore. You can check the lore glossary chapter 1 for its lore.

Water monkeys were known as water ghosts among the common folk. It was said that they were people who couldn’t reincarnate after drowning. In order to find a scapegoat, they continued to harm people, but in fact, practitioners knew that the water monkeys were just a type of demon that were good at using illusions to confuse people before they dragged them into the depths of the water to drown them, then they absorbed their souls for food. It also ate livestock, but for water monkeys, humans were more delicious.

Tang Jing said, “At that time, Shu He and Huo Jie went there, and they eliminated a water monkey. After that, Lake Wangyue was calm for two years. Although there were occasional drownings, it had nothing to do with demons. Until this year, it was said that someone saw the heads of strange beasts infesting the lake. A couple was walking by the lake and accidentally fell in. The surveillance showed that the two people were originally some distance away from it. Later, only one was rescued. The man said that his girlfriend somehow had to go into the water. In addition to this, there were four other cases, two of which are students from a nearby private high school. You can drop by when you have time.”

Dong Zhi closed the file.

“I see. We’ll go take a look.”

Yin Xiangxue* was a sophomore at Yasheng Private High School. In stark contrast to her imaginative and wonderful name, she was morbidly obese. She was a typical adolescent girl that was prone to weight gain and had an uncontrolled diet. For this reason, she usually encountered strange gazes at school. Her popularity and grades were very average. All this combined, gave her quite a low self-esteem that she wouldn’t even dare tell her friends who her crush was let alone run to the other to confess her feelings.

*Xiangxue (香雪) translates to fragrant snow.

Tomorrow was the school festival; therefore, school was let out early so everyone could help their respective classes prepare for the festivities. This kind of activity required one to show up and was always a great opportunity for the active girls in glass. Yin Xiangxue didn’t participate. She didn’t want to stand in the spotlight and be ridiculed, so she simply left class and wandered around the school to relax.

Before she knew it, she had come to Lake Wangyue, which was north of the school.

Lake Wangyue covered a large area. There was a bridge in the middle that divided the lake into two halves. On one side of the bridge belonged to Yasheng High School, while the other side was public land for the public to enjoy. For safety reasons, the school had closed all roads leading to the bridge. In other words, students could only walk on one side of the lake but couldn’t go to the other side. Not only that, calf-high stones were built around the lake, which were of different heights and had ornamental value, and at the same time, they were also there to prevent students from stumbling into the water.

Yin Xiangxue had no interest in swimming, let alone taking a dip in the water during the cold winter of December, so she turned around and prepared to turn back.

Who knew that at this time, she saw someone?

The school grass* and male god of their school and also the object of her crush, Jiang Lang.

*Term used to describe the handsomest boy in the school.

In addition to him, there was another girl that Yin Xiangxue vaguely recognized. It seemed to be Fang An’an, the class flower* was next to him.

*Term used to describe the most beautiful girl in the class.

Out of some inexplicable thinking at that moment, she didn’t leave, nor did she step forward to disturb the two of them but chose to hide in a corner and observe them.

At this time, the sky had gradually darkened, and the streetlights by the lake were on. Even so, it wasn’t as bright as during the day. The lake was dark and sparkling, and the shadows of trees hung down heavily, covering the two figures in their shadows.

Yin Xiangxue heard Fang An’an say to Jiang Lang, “Jiang Lang, it’s too dark here. Let’s talk about it tomorrow!”

Jiang Lang hurriedly said, “An’an, I have something important to say to you! I—I like you very much. Will you be my girlfriend?”

Yin Xiangxue had heard countless rumors about Jiang Lang in school. All in all, he was a tall, rich, and handsome star pupil*, but she didn’t expect the male god to be so innocent that he brought the girl he liked here to confess.

*The term is [xueba] (学霸) which refers to someone who’s good at learning and thus easily gets high grades. This is not a derogatory term like “nerd”.

She felt a little sour in her heart. On the one hand, she knew that she would never be like Fang An’an and enter Jiang Lang’s sight, and on the other hand, she strangely hoped that Fang An’an would reject him.

The God of Hope seemed to hear her prayer as Fang An’an responded, “In fact, I also have something to say to you. Your attention to me in school has caused me trouble. Those girls who like you think I’m pestering you. I hope it won’t be like this in the future. I’m very sorry. I can’t accept your feelings. I hope you will find someone you like better soon. Goodbye!”

After that, Fang An’an turned around and left. Not only did Jiang Lang not have time to stop her, but even Yin Xiangxue, who was hiding in the corner, was stunned.

The school grass that was chased by countless girls in the school was just rejected by Fang An’an?

Yin Xiangxue looked at Fang An’an’s back, a little confused for a while.

She envied the other party’s chicness and once again felt deeply inferior.

If she had been Fang An’an, when she heard Jiang Lang’s confession, she would have been dizzy with joy. Why would she care about other girls’ unhappiness with his confession?

After thinking about it for a while, Yin Xiangxue’s legs became sore from standing for so long, and she couldn’t help but move.

She found that Jiang Lang was still standing there motionless. He must be sad because of his rejection just now.

Should she come forward and comfort him?

Naturally, Yin Xiangxue knew that Jiang Lang wouldn’t like someone like herself, but she was a young girl who still had adolescent dreams. Perhaps if she were to comfort him gently in his moment of sadness, she might be able to move him a little.

Before she could finish her entanglement, Yin Xiangxue saw Jiang Lang take a step forward in the direction of the lake.

He’s not committing suicide, right? She groaned inwardly.

Just as she was about to go up to stop him, she heard Jiang Lang say with joy, “An’an!”

Where?

Yin Xiangxue looked around. Where was Fang An’an? The other party had already left.

But Jiang Lang was still talking.

“An’an, during the last debate competition, you performed so well on stage. At that time, I probably fell for you.”

“It doesn’t matter. We can keep our relationship private for now. After graduating next year, we’ll make it public, okay?”

“No, it won’t affect my studies!”

Yin Xiangxue watched Jiang Lang step on the stone by the lake, step by step, and a chill rose from the bottom of her heart.

She wanted to shout out, but for some reason, maybe it was due to fear in her heart, she couldn’t, or perhaps reason told her that things weren’t so simple. Yin Xiangxue watched Jiang Lang bend over and sit on the stone. Half his body was already submerged in the lake and was slowly sinking.

On the surface of the lake, the swarthy monster that she couldn’t see clearly was pulling the happy Jiang Lang along as it was slowly sinking into the lake!

Yin Xiangxue covered her mouth tightly. Her body was so stiff that she could no longer feel her existence. Her face was pale, her eyes stared ahead, and she didn’t dare to blink.

“An’an, where are you taking me?”

Jiang Lang’s happy voice came, but the second half of the sentence was gradually submerged in water and turned into gurgling bubbles.

Yin Xiangxue watched Jiang Lang disappear into the lake. She trembled all over as she shrank back into the corner and burst into tears.

She was wearing a down jacket that was tightly wrapped around her, but she clearly felt the chilly wind constantly drilling into her clothes.

Yin Xingxue’s legs softened, and she fell directly to the ground. She didn’t know how long it took before she suddenly jumped up, staggering on the ground. She didn’t even dare turn her head back as she ran in the opposite direction of Lake Wangyue.


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Happy Doomsday Ch69

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 69: The Other Side of the Window

Ji Xiaoman’s hands that were attached to the prosthetic limbs were like steel insects. To be fair, they were less like normal human hands and more like deformations based on the bones of a hand structure. The metal fingers were thin and sharp that she could even twist a needle with them. The joints were embedded with fine parts that slid silently as if the pile of metal seemed to have life.

Right now, she was holding a twisted metal ruler, drawing on a slightly dirty piece of paper. After throwing out her last sentence and getting no response for nearly ten seconds, Ji Xiaoman raised her head and looked at Ruan Xian, who was silent.

The young female shopkeeper was originally short, and she didn’t like to look up when she saw people, so she had to roll her eyes to look. Her facial features could be said to be delicate and beautiful, but because of her habit, she was slightly gloomy and gave people a very unfriendly feeling.

“My purpose is very personal. I don’t want to say it. In short, I won’t do anything bad, and no matter what it is, it won’t be worse than Qian Yigeng,” she said dreamily while putting the leaky pen back on the table. “I understand if you don’t agree. This isn’t an easy task.”

“Create anyone.” Ruan Xian chewed on the sentence that Ji Xiaoman had said.

“Yes, as long as you have sufficient information. It’s similar to forging an oil painting.” Ji Xiaoman’s voice fell a little lower again, and the little joy that had just appeared was gone. “If you don’t want to do it, then just leave quickly. It’s only a week longer. You can wait.”

“We’ll take a look first.” Yu Le immediately found a way to help himself. “This requirement be counted?”

This time Ji Xiaoman didn’t lift her head, but just nodded.

“Is there a place to live near here?” Yu Le rubbed his hands together and gave that warm look again. “Miss, look, we are not familiar around here…”

Ji Xiaoman ignored him.

“Tsk, that little girl.” Yu Le returned to the car bitterly and lay down in the driver’s seat. “Not flattering at all.”

“We can’t live in the car for this whole time. It’s too conspicuous here. It’s only a matter of time before we get targeted.” Ruan Xian shook his head.

These days, people didn’t carefully verify whether there were really supplies in the car. As long as they thought there was, they would simply take action. Just like Tang Yibu’s golden eyes could lead to danger, facts would always become weak in face of imagination.

Ruan Xian didn’t mind releasing the demon in his heart and guessing every pessimistic thing.

Tang Yibu jumped into the car one step after the other. The iron bead screamed and jumped to the top of Tang Yibu’s head familiarly. The android sat down in his seat, still holding half a can of peaches in his hand, but he didn’t seem to have any intention of continuing to eat.

“Do you want to go back to midtown?” Yu Le, who was lying on his side, opened a bag of hardtack and kicked the steering wheel with his foot. “Seriously, you two don’t really want to plan to try it? It’s just stealing something. The two of you have the ability to cause trouble under Fan Baiyan’s eyes. This trivial matter shouldn’t be an issue—we can get the car fixed early, and I can lead you to the ruins of the rebel army faster. Then we can dissolve this group.”

“I want to stay here.” Ruan Xian didn’t look at Yu Le. He stared at his white coat that had been dyed beyond recognition.

There was a delicate plastic buckle embedded in the white jacket, and the holes in his stitching were filled with dried blood and dirt. Time had passed and technology had come to the front of his cognition, but other things hadn’t changed for hundreds of years.

He fiddled with the dirty button with his fingertips. “Whether we steal it or not, I want to find out more information about Qian Yigeng.”

In any case, intelligence was necessary.

Even if they didn’t plan to take on that absurd request, they still needed to stay in this maze-like city for more than a week. It was better to get more information down here. Judging from the rules of the curfew, midtown may not be any safer than here. At any rate, the lingering poisonous fog could restrict the activities of some people.

On the other hand, if Qian Yigeng really came into contact with the other “Ruan Xian”…

“Okay, then I’ll buy a camouflage net and hide the car first. I just saw one in the store, and I don’t believe that little girl will remain silent.” Yu Le yawned. “That Tu Rui actually wanted laozi to live here for a year and a half… This is no different from going to a fucking prison. It’s better to be in the Sea of Ruins. At least the air is good.”

Tang Yibu didn’t participate throughout the conversation.

Since Ji Xiaoman explained the purpose of that thing, the android hadn’t said a word. He held the can peaches solemnly, frowning slightly, as if he had encountered a difficult problem in life. If it weren’t for the meaningless rattling of the iron bead on top of his head, this scene would be more serious.

Ruan Xian subconsciously wanted to ask him “What’s the matter”, but when he was about to say it, he swallowed it back. The relationship between them was a bit too much, and he didn’t want to make it any more difficult.

Rejecting temptation from the beginning was always the best way to resist it.

“I’m with Mr. Ruan.” After Tang Yibu was silent for a long time, he pulled the iron bead off his head and held it in his arms. He didn’t give a reason and just held Ruan Xian’s shirt with one hand.

“Are you afraid that I will run away?” Yu Le raised his eyebrows.

“You showed no signs of lying just now. You want to repair this car.” Tang Yibu held the slightly deformed can of peaches. “We know where to find you.”

“Okay, okay.” Yu Le yawned again. “I’ll take care of our Miss Icy. When you two are done, remember to come find me. Now that I’m going to sleep, what are you two going to do?”

Ruan Xian buckled back the half-face gas mask, stuffed some rations into his pockets, and pinned two conspicuous guns on himself. He jumped out of the car and plunged into the fog. Tang Yibu followed closely behind with the iron bead running around beside him, swallowing up the fog, looking like it was in a good mood.

They walked out for more than ten meters before Yu Le and the armored off-roader were engulfed by the fog. Now, only all kinds of lights and projections were still particularly clear in the fog, like some kind of fantasy movie with cheap special effects. Moans and laughter came from the gloomy buildings, mixed with a lot of crying and screaming.

A dark and sticky environment. Unlike in the Sea of Ruins, Ruan Xian no longer felt nervous. Such close proximity to the composition of “society” gave him a strange sense of security in returning to the shadows. He walked through the messy alleys like capillaries and walked towards the place where the voices were most dense. Since Qian Yigeng was the leader of a gang, it wasn’t feasible to just casually ask anyone randomly. He needed to carefully select his target. Besides, people would inadvertently spread all kinds of information in the air.

The building in front looked vaguely like a market.

Unlike the primitive settlements like the Sea of Ruins, the shops here retained their windows. Countless glass windows were crowded together. Many of them had beautiful bodies of both men and women that were almost naked and were scratching their heads and posing behind the windows. They stood in different environmental projections with their eyes blurred. All kinds of skin and hair colors were available. There were some who were dyed in bright, unnatural colors and had metal studs embedded in their lips.

They had only one thing in common. They all had beautiful golden eyes and didn’t seem to know what fatigue was.

Ruan Xian could hear the heartbeats of those people. No matter what was in their heads, their bodies were undoubtedly human. He stopped in front of the shop window. A naked young girl was pounding on the glass. Her golden eyes were full of fear and pleading.

On the thick glass where she was imprisoned was a note: [Procedural effect. Please don’t take it seriously.]

The girl was very short, and her figure still retained the characteristics of a teenager. Ruan Xian couldn’t’ even judge whether she was an adult. These scenes began to make him feel uncomfortable. The man leaning against the door clearly misunderstood his gloomy face.

He was wearing a fancy shirt, and the hem of the shirt hung sloppily and was studded with sequins like fish scales. His hair was also dyed colorfully, which was off-putting, like a peacock that had suffered from skin disease.

“If the customer wants it, you’ll get it. You can choose whatever you want from age, appearance, and figure. We have everything you desire.” The man puffed out a ring of yellowish smoke. “The best imitation cybernetic brain on the market will never have a reaction time of more than three seconds, which is different from those junk that will crash.”

He exhaled again and casually glanced at Tang Yibu behind Ruan Xian. “Yo, is he your pet? Sorry bud, we don’t have any men at our store.”

Ruan Xian didn’t speak. He glanced at the girl in the window again. Tears were rolling down her cheeks as she kept pounding on the glass while mouthing “help”. There was a conspicuous copper coin inscription* that was branded on her left arm.

*Qian () in Qian Yigeng means money, which is fitting why his brand is a copper coin.

“Oh, that model is our store signboard. Tiantian-Q2. Very pitiful, right? Many people like this tone.” The man’s excitement came up when he found that Ruan Xian didn’t intend to leave. “We also have well-behaved and obedient types, but they don’t attract as many guests as this one. If you want to add some fun, we can set her to a special name, such as—”

“Your shop isn’t big,” Ruan Xian interrupted the man’s chatter.

“You can’t say that. Those specialty restaurants also limit the number of guests, right? In order to provide better service, I only accept one person at a time. You can choose the environment and scene setting, but the price…”

“Really? Why do I think the business here isn’t very good? I’ll take a look, but without a guarantee, who would dare enter and play.” Ruan Xian used his spare time to look at the security of the facility.

The large word “vacant” was projected at the entrance of the store, and special effects with bells and whistles were also added. Through the reflection of those words, Ruan Xian found a beautiful cooper coin inscribed on the door of the shop, exactly the same one he saw on the girl’s left arm.

“This shop is under Boss Qian. Have you heard of him?” Seeing the cooked duck begin to flutter its wings, the flower peacock looked a little anxious. “You’ll definitely not find such a realistic character anywhere else. The other stores on the edge are full of trash that is no different from an inflatable doll. Your health is also guaranteed. Boss Qian wants us to disinfect it every day!”

“I’m relieved to hear you say that.” Ruan Xian moved his feet and walked into the ambiguously decorated store. The man smiled and snapped his fingers, and the “vacant” at the door became “occupied”.

The shop was lit with cloying incense. Ruan Xian didn’t take off his gas mask. He smelled the ingredients of medicine from the incense. Countless light screens squeeze into the already small space, making it even more suffocating with different environmental scenes and girls’ costumes displayed on them.

“What kind of setting and character selection do you want? The prices are all marked. A well-maintained gun with ten rounds of bullets can give you a mid-ranged normal type. Three guns can get you an exciting play. As long as they aren’t killed, we will provide medical treatment. If you can come up with something good, you can kill or take them away… Oh, you can take off your gas mask. It’s okay, we filtered the air here.”

Watching Ruan Xian step across the threshold with both feet, the flower peacock became much more attentive than just now. From beginning to end, he didn’t look at Tang Yibu, who was following Ruan Xian, as if Ruan Xian was holding a dog or cat.

Ruan Xian took a breath, slowly took off his mask, and the flower peacock’s eyes lit up.

“Sir, your face is really nice. It’s very pleasing to the eyes.” He then turned his gaze to Tang Yibu, and his eyes became brighter. “You have good taste. Let me give you a discount for your first time. I’ll knock off one gun. Two guns, play whatever you want. What do you think? No, no, 30 rounds of bullets are enough, and we’ll add on the champagne that we normally give to members.”

“Ok,” Ruan Xian said succinctly. “Just the girl outside.”

“Good choice. Choose an environment. She will never let you down.”

“Let’s get your best seller.” Ruan Xian slapped the gun on the counter that he held at his waist. “I’ll give the bullets when I see her.”

“Then you wait here, just ten minutes. I’ll go get ready.” The flower peacock smiled and bowed as he guided them into a small room with complicated vulgar decorations, and then gently closed the door.

“What are your plans?” Once the man left, Tang Yibu immediately asked. “Just now, you have no signs of sexual excitement.”

“…You even observe this?” Ruan Xian’s face stiffened, and he squeezed a sentence from between his teeth.

Tang Yibu looked innocent. “This door is soundproof. That person can’t hear us.”

“It’s not about soundproof… Forget it.” Ruan Xian wiped his face. “When he comes over again, we will start the plan. This person knows a little about Qian Yigeng.”

“Then it’s more appropriate to start just now.” Tang Yibu seemed to have recovered a little from his unexplained depression.

“His enthusiasm is not natural.” Ruan Xian knocked on the armrest of the sofa with his fingertips, “If there is a discount for the first time, he should’ve said it when we were outside. There’s fraud in this matter. First… Shhh.”

Generally, soundproofing didn’t stop the detection of an S-type Prototype.

“I’ve come across two good ones. They are white faces, and there’s oil in water*. One of them is an android. If it’s an intact old-fashion cybernetic brain, we’ll send it.” The flower peacock seemed to be talking to someone, and his voice was very low. “You’ll know it when you see it. A first-class sample! Didn’t Boss Qian ask us to pay attention to new models this time? Don’t talk nonsense. Get a car quickly. You’ll see. It’s definitely different from previous times. Boss Qian will approve…”

*Phrase that means there’s some extra benefit in something. || In this context, he’s basically saying these two white faces (noobs) can be taken advantage of.

“It seems we can’t go back tonight.” Ruan Xian prattled. “I hope Yu Le doesn’t think we ran away.”

“No.” Tang Yibu gestured at the iron bead for a while and let it out of the window.

The iron beads squeezed through the barbed wire with difficulty, making a loud rattle.

“It’s okay. Go back and tell Yu Le immediately. Be obedient.” Tang Yibu took out a pen from his pocket and wrote something on a candy wrapper and stuffed it into the gap of the iron bead’s shell. The iron bead reluctantly rubbed Tang Yibu’s hand and then bit off the plastic pen holder.

“It’s ready.” The entangled iron bead had just disappeared on the other side of the window as the flower peacock returned to the room. “Come with me, sir. Do you want to store this android or…?”

“He comes with me.”

“That’s fine too.” The flower peacock’s expression twitched. “The champagne is on the head of the bed. Be careful not to break it. Next time, there will be a fee… Oh, you can’t take it out either.”

“Of course.” Ruan Xian grabbed Tang Yibu’s wrist. “We will never miss it, will we, baby?”


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Happy Doomsday Ch68

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 68: Preferential Requirements

The girl absolutely noticed everyone’s eyes staring at her. She had no special reaction. The two metal prosthetic limbs supported the counter as she repeated what she had just said.

“What do you want?” She raised her eyes. There was no enthusiasm in her voice.

“The thermal conductivity controller of my Gray Knight KN-09 is broken. Can it be repaired?” Yu Le glanced at the blade embedded in the girl’s prosthetic limb, and his voice turned serious. “If you can repair it, make an offer.”

“I know that model. The price depends on the degree of damage.” The girl’s voice was a little low, as if she was talking to herself. Her gaze quickly swept across the canned peaches in Tang Yibu’s hand, and she looked away without leaving a trace.

“The car is outside.” Yu Le poked his thumb behind him. “We’ll go with you.”

The young shopkeeper hummed in a low voice and looked at Ruan Xian and Tang Yibu, who were closer to her. She didn’t react to Tang Yibu’s golden eyes, but squatted down, hung the heavy tool bag around her waist, and walked out from behind the counter.

Only then did Ruan Xian discover that the girl’s right leg was also a prosthetic that was similar to her arms. Its shape was a bit rougher, with a dull gleam of metal attached at her knee.

“Mom, the buns are hot in the kitchen.” She nodded to the woman who was knitting a sweater. “I’ll come take this order for the store. You can go take a break.”

The woman who had just been unresponsive nodded, and the smile on her face widened a little. She carefully put down the fabric in her hand, stood up slowly, and walked to the back of the store.

Yu Le took a breath from between his teeth.

The girl obviously had no intention of explaining the situation. She neatly buttoned the half-face gas mask and put on goggles. She really wasn’t tall as the armored off-roader was too big. After Yu Le opened the hood of the car, the girl took a small step ladder from the store and stood on it, which barely allowed her to reach the deepest part.

“It’s so bad that it can’t be repaired.” Her metal fingers were slender and sharp, like a pair of tweezers. They held the fragments firmly between them. “I can make this alloy and get you a new one. By the way, there’s also a problem with the stabilizer shaft in your car… There are parts that were not originally added to it, and there’s a weak corrosive liquid in it. The stabilizer shaft has been worn out by this transformation, and a strong collision has caused it to crack a bit.”

The girl turned her head and looked at Yu Le as if she was looking at an enemy, “It has a lifespan of about half a year. Do you want to repair it?”

“Still need to ask?” Yu Le’s tone was a bit unpleasant when he saw how badly fallen the state of the car was. “Does this need to be repaired?”

“I don’t know if you have the confidence to live for more than half a year.” The girl’s voice was still hoarse, and it felt even more gloomy among the poisonous fog.

“……”

“It’s up to you if you want to repair it. I’ll open a bill for the materials list. No precious metals or vouchers are accepted here.” The girl jumped off the ladder, but her metal prosthetics didn’t make a sound.

It was Yu Le’s business to repair the car. Ruan Xian remained silent and took the opportunity to observe the surroundings.

The alley was full of scrapped machinery. There were exposed broken wires and internal parts, many of which had rusted. The Underground City was different during the day and night. The light should be brighter during the day, but on Summer Street, which was full of prostitution halls, people weren’t very particular about it—ambiguous screams and moans came from the fork of the alley a few steps away from them, mixed with unpleasant curses and coughs.

Tang Yibu plugged his ears blankly while Yu Le coughed dryly in embarrassment. The girl remained motionless, as if she hadn’t heard anything.

“…Are there any other requests?” Seeing that Yu Le didn’t say a word, she asked in a low voice. “It’s cheaper to do more. Weapon repair and modification, or…”

“Nothing else, I have to look at the supply list first. No need to worry about the weapons. Just check the whole car at most. What is your name, little miss?” Yu Le pressed his temples.

“Ji Xiaoman.” The girl put the step ladder under her arm. Even if she was able to land some business, she didn’t sound very enthusiastic.

“Miss Ji, how long will it take to fix it?” When everyone entered the store, Ruan Xian softened his voice.

Ji Xiaoman was standing on tiptoe and was stuffing the step ladder back onto the shelf.

“I still have a few orders in my hand, so about half a month.” She looked at Ruan Xian’s eyes as if she was looking at a pool of stagnant water. The girl was quite young, but even Yu Le seemed more energetic than she was. Ruan Xian saw a familiar emotion in her eyes that he didn’t like very much.

“Half a month?!” Yu Le shouted.

“Yup.” Ji Xiaoman returned to the counter and began to write up the order. “I’m the fastest mechanic here. If you’re not satisfied, you can ask other mechanics. Under normal circumstances, since there’s no high-precision machine tool in the factory, it would take at least one and a half months for manual parts to be replaced.”

“All right,” Yu Le muttered, and leaned over to Ruan Xian. “Xiao Ruan, the place I’m going to take you is quite far away. It’s really dangerous if we don’t have a car. Look at this half month…”

“We can both protect you,” Before Ruan Xian had time to speak, Tang Yibu responded positively.

Yu Le ignored him. “Xiao Ruan, look at our weapons and supplies. They are very heavy. It’s really hard to carry them without a car—”

“I can carry it on my back.” Tang Yibu raised a hand and almost jumped up.

“Can’t you understand human language? I just fucking want to fix this car and take you two there!” Yu Le gritted his teeth. “Fuck, what are you laughing at, surname Ruan. The environment in this shitty place is terrible and laozi has to take care of the both of you. This is an extra risk, you know. There are no other options.”

“I have no problem with reducing risks.” Ruan Xian straightened his face and retracted his gaze from Tang Yibu, who was a little lost. “But half a month is indeed a bit long. If there is another way…”

“Yes.” Ji Xiaoman stopped writing, and she raised her head. “Except for what is on this list. Add a cybernetic brain—anything related to it, I’ll take off five days. Do something for me and I’ll reduce it by another five days. I can give you the highest priority.”

“I haven’t seen an android since the end of the fucking world. Where would I get you something related to a cybernetic brain—” Yu Le wiped his face.

“I have.” Ruan Xian stated it straightforwardly. Tang Yibu and Yu Le both looked at him at the same time.

Ruan Xian reached into his clothes, took out a gray disc with a metallic luster from his close-fitting pocket, and put something labeled AD4 on the table. Ji Xiaoman frowned while Tang Yibu let out an “Ah”.

“You didn’t eat it at the time,” he said, in surprise.

“I won’t touch drugs if I don’t know the principle behind it.” Ruan Xian’s finger was still on the pill. “We came out of Petri Dish No. 1036, Miss Ji. The refuge over there can make medicine that destroys the cybernetic brains of robots. I don’t know if this meets your requirement.”

Ji Xiaoman lowered her eyes and stared at the pill for a while. “Principle?”

“I don’t know what it is as I didn’t take it.” Ruan Xian smiled. “But Yibu knows better. Come on, Yibu. Tell her.”

Tang Yibu glanced at Ruan Xian deeply. “The essence is a nanobot polymer which can quickly be absorbed by the human body and cut off the specific signal transmission of the cybernetic brain. Normal people will be fine after eating it, but if they were replaced by a bionic… The effect is equivalent to cutting off the autonomous thinking part and making them lose their advanced level thinking.”

He took two steps in Ruan Xian’s direction. “The existing S-type products basically do not exist, and the resilience of general bionic organisms isn’t very good. It’s more difficult to recover from the damage caused by the drug. In most cases, the effects are permanent.”

“In other words, it’s poison.” Ji Xiaoman summed it up simply.

“You can say that.”

“This is exchangeable,” she hesitated for a moment, “but I have to test the efficacy of the drug first.”

“The amount in the pill is quite strong. Scrapping off a little will not affect it as a whole.” Tang Yibu quickly added.

Ji Xiaoman nodded in silence and handed the written list to Yu Le. Ruan Xian took a little debris from the pill and left it on the counter, then put it back in his pocket and crossed his arms.

Tang Yibu leaned over to Ruan Xian’s side and stared deeply at Ruan Xian’s face.

“I thought you changed Chi Lei’s medicine or did something else with it.” After moving a few steps away from the counter, Ruan Xian lowered his voice extremely low. “I didn’t expect you to really plan to let me eat it.”

“It won’t work for you. I’m 100% sure.” Tang Yibu lowered his head. “Are you angry?”

Ruan Xian glanced at the aggrieved face of the other party, and suddenly felt a little relieved. “Give me the canned peaches, and this matter will be written off.”

Tang Yibu hurriedly stuffed the canned peaches into Ruan Xian’s hand. Ruan Xian sighed and poured a piece into his mouth casually. As a result, before he could swallow, Yu Le howled and almost caused Ruan Xian to choke to death.

“This is all retribution.” Yu Le’s hand trembled a little while holding the list. “Laozi has been robbing people for so many years and it finally caught up as I’m being robbed now. This is robbery, little miss. Just for the repair job will cost me more than half my family’s fortune.”

“You can get your hands dirty and do it yourself.” When speaking about her profession, Ji Xiaoman’s voice was cold and harsh. “The things I repair won’t go wrong for at least ten years, even if you drop it again. Guns and ammunition can be obtained from others, but sturdy cars are as valuable as a fortress. The price is fine.”

She put away the fragments on the table and glanced at Ruan Xian, who was silent again.

“If you run some errands for me, including the five days of expedited work, I’ll also add some more discounts.” She raised her voice a little bit. “Is that okay?”

“Then let’s discuss. Remember to check the whole car for me.” Yu Le waved his hand weakly. “Without my fortune, my life is as good as gone. Can laozi even survive like this?”

“If you want to off yourself, I’ll help.” Ji Xiaoman didn’t make eye contact with them. “The boss of the core gang in Summer Street is headed by Qian Yigeng. He has what I want. Whether you steal it or obtain it through other means, I must get it.”

“Listen up, miss, I have brothers from all over the country.” Yu Le snorted. “I have a pretty well-informed group in the Sea of Ruins, and I have never heard of Qian Yigeng. You’re leaving us in the dark without telling us what you want. Are you sure you’re not asking us to deliver food right to their front door?”

“It’s ‘me’, not ‘us’,” Tang Yibu corrected solemnly. “Mr. Ruan and I will not go.”

“You fucking…”

“I want the mind access needle for the old-fashioned cybernetic brain.” Ji Xiaoman raised her head and directly interrupted Yu Le. “Qian Yigeng hid it very well. I’ve wanted it for a long time.”

“You… Are you also in the business of old-fashioned cybernetic brains?” Yu Le looked at the dilapidated storefront without concealing the suspicion in his voice.

“I have my own use.” Ji Xiaoman shook her head. “You are right. I will tell you in advance, Qian Yigeng has found a lot of people to guard it, as if it’s his foundation of life. I don’t know the details. If I could figure it out, I wouldn’t ask people like you.”

She sighed softly and rubbed her mutilated arm.

“All I know is that it’s not something that can be copied casually. Like an intact old-fashioned cybernetic brain, no one in the entire Underground United City can make it. He often shows it off everywhere, saying that he personally snatched it from Ruan Xian.”

“Where is this Qian Yigeng?” Tang Yibu continued very naturally. “We need to formulate a plan of action.”

Yu Le: “……”

“The other side of Summer Street.” Ji Xiaoman finally showed a little joy. “Do you agree?”

“No.”

It was Ruan Xian who protested this time.

“Listening to the name, this thing seems very interesting.” He held the canned food in one hand and clenched his fists slightly in the other, still with a smile on his face. “Tell me its specific function and your purpose, and we will talk about the details.”

“This kind of thing was only available in a main bionic factory before, and its function is very simple.”

Ji Xiaoman lowered her head again and began to fiddle with the weird tools on the counter.

“It can access an old-fashioned cybernetic brain and thoroughly edit all memory and personality data. Even if it was snatched from Ruan Xian’s hands, no one thinks that Qian Yigeng is bragging… If it’s used well, it can be regarded as a strategic weapon. Ordinary arms and machinery are incomparable.”

“It can ‘make’ anyone.”


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The medicine that has been hidden for 100 million years (…) is finally useful!


Kinky Thoughts:

I originally translated cybernetic brain as electronic brain but decided to change the translation as I think cybernetic sounds better and more concise. Basically, you just need to know that it’s the “brain” of a robot/android/whatever that is not originally human.


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Happy Doomsday Ch67

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 67: The Female Shopkeeper

The road wasn’t wide as it spiraled downwards. It’s second half was submerged in thick fog. Many young people were leaning idly on the side of the road to smoke. Yu Le drove the car extremely slowly, and Ruan Xian could see the yellowish smoke coming out of people’s noses and mouths. They quickly dissipate into the fog and became part of the turbid air.

It stood to reason that he and Tang Yibu didn’t need to follow Yu Le to Summer Street, but to be separated in this maze-like city, even Ruan Xian couldn’t be sure that he could find Yu Le again. The air was stuffed with a pungent smell mixed together, and the gurgling sound of gas and liquid passing through the pipes and thumping noises made by metal could be heard everywhere. The low-quality light screen made a harsh noise, accompanied by people shouting in the distance as a pot of porridge was bubbling, like a carnival full of drunkards.

It was much more troublesome here than in the Sea of Ruins. If he were to spread out his perception, Ruan Xian wasn’t sure that he wouldn’t just faint immediately.

When he was looking out the car window, Tang Yibu had opened another can of canned peaches. He carefully scooped up a piece of yellow peach with a spoon and placed it next to Ruan Xian’s mouth, with a solemnity on his face as if he was surrendering his prey. The iron bead happily picked up the lid of the can and tried to hide it under the seat of the car.

“I’m not hungry yet.” Ruan Xian patted Tang Yibu on the arm. “You can eat first.”

Tang Yibu put the peach into his mouth, still staring at Ruan Xian, looking extremely harmless. Ruan Xian couldn’t help but stretch out his hand and pat Tang Yibu on the cheek. “Eat with peace of mind. I will take some myself when I’m hungry, but you have to lower your body a little bit. Someone on the side of the road has already noticed us. I don’t think it’s a good idea to expose supplies in public.”

Hearing this, the android put down the half-eaten canned food and began to look at the back of He An’s head.

After they entered lower city, He An no longer spoke. He rested his elbow on the car window, propped his face with one hand, and gazed out the window at the dense fog.

“Xiao He is really sincere. You told us about how cybernetic brains are expensive, which means you’re not afraid of our motives.” Yu Le broke the silence this time. “Why would you tell us?”

A’Yu* and I are City Defenders here. If you make a move on me, you will never get out of this city.”

*When put in front of a name, it’s a way of addressing someone with endearment.

He An continued to stare at the shadowy buildings and blurred lights in the fog without looking back.

“The gentleman in the back, although you claim that he’s not an android, the thugs don’t care so much—if they see golden eyes, they’ll just cut off your head. Even if it’s a human head, to them it’ll only be a bit of wasted time.”

Tang Yibu clenched the half-empty can of canned food; his expression becoming more solemn. “Why?”

“Why what?”

Tang Yibu spoke indifferently again, obviously not wanting to talk to He An. “Why do they want cybernetic brains?”

“Do you still have to ask?” He An grinned. “Who doesn’t want others to follow what they say and ‘love’ them from the bottom of their hearts? They don’t need to think about harm and betrayal. There’s no worry that the other party has a side that they won’t understand. These days, there are few people who can edit the natural human brain, but there are many capable people that can modify cybernetic ones.”

He paused for a bit. “After the end of the world, the old-fashioned cybernetic brains were discontinued. The numbers are limited, not to mention those that aren’t broken. If I were you, I would dye my eyes or simply wear old-fashioned contact lenses.”

“In other words, androids here are relatively rare.” Ruan Xian tried to summarize.

“According to Ruan Xian’s theory, it’s the opposite. There are plenty of human shells with cybernetic brains inside.”

He An finally turned his head. His expression began to turn blank. “Intact old-fashioned cybernetic brains are rare, and there will always be imitations. However, there are no processing conditions here, so the imitations are very rough. Life support and personality simulation aren’t very good, and their intelligence is only a little higher than that of a dog’s. If you see an unresponsive humanoid creature, nine out of ten times it’s an imitation brain, while the remaining ones are broken old cybernetic brains.”

Tang Yibu frowned slightly.

“It can be regarded as a specialty here. If you need cheap labor, you can get one. As long as you can get enough supplies, you can still buy a follower or slave. There’s no need to refine energy, and you can feed it with some food. There’s nothing wrong with it except that it’s stupid.”

Yu Le’s eyebrows twitched slightly, and his expression became a bit unsightly.

“You are an old-fashioned cybernetic brain.” Tang Yibu concisely pointed out. “And it’s not broken.”

“Yes, the most valuable kind. A’Yu smashed all his net worth on me.” He An readily admitted. “In short, this is just a warning—the color of your eyes and your normal behavior that makes it look like your brain isn’t bad means you are likely to be targeted.”

“Thank you for your warning.” Ruan Xian nodded quietly.

“We’re almost here at Summer Street.” He An changed the subject. Dazzling neon lights started penetrating through the fog. The damp and dirty streets became clear with light. Many naked men and women were projected into the translucent air, making various explicit and blatant provocative gestures. “Be careful. Don’t be pulled away casually. Of course, if you have those kinds of needs, your life is hard enough, so you don’t need to tell me.”

Yu Le pursed his lips. His expression was unexpectedly calm. He turned the steering wheel, and the bulky front of the car went straight through the projection of the red-haired beauty lying on the ground, splashing up sewage. “Would a mechanic be in a place like this?”

“This kind of place is easy to buy weapons and old parts. It’s the closest to the metal disposal dump and the water tower.” He An took out a simple gas mask from his pocket and clasped it on his face. “Put me down at the crossroads ahead. You can handle the rest on your own. I gave you some intelligence to repay the favor for hitchhiking.”

Through the glass on the gas mask, he glanced around in the car and quickly opened the door.

“I hope I can still see everyone back alive.”

“Fuck, what’s that smell?” Yu Le waved his hand impatiently to He An outside the window and continued to drive the armored off-roader like a broken car.

Even though He An quickly closed the door, a lot of air from outside still poured in. The air here was different from the central city. It had a strong metallic sour smell that tumbled around and was mixed with an ominous smell of chemicals.

“It could be related to the nearby metal disposal dump,” Ruan Xian replied sullenly, twisting his nose. “It’s better to solve the shop matter quickly. Let’s leave one person in the car…”

“No. If we leave Yu Le alone, he might run away,” Tang Yibu said quickly, “But I don’t want to be separated from you, Mr. Ruan.”

Yu Le let out a teasing groan.

Ruan Xian couldn’t laugh or cry at Tang Yibu’s inexplicable sense of crisis, but that helplessness was mixed with a lot of bitterness—Tang Yibu created too many “first time” problems for himself, and Ruan Xian still remembered the emotional expression loopholes he had talked about. However, in the face of this deadly expression, he really did not know how to react.

He wasn’t sure if this was the other party’s true emotional expression or simply found that he ate soft but not hard*, so he specifically chose a roundabout strategy. In any case, no matter how good the taste was, he really couldn’t let go of his vigilance completely.

*Reminder: Metaphor referring to one that would yield with a soft approach but reject a forceful one. (i.e. Amiable to friendly persuasion but not coercion.)

After all, they weren’t friends.

Perhaps he had entrusted too much expectations, which could be very dangerous. The other party’s kindness had never been false, but it couldn’t be confirmed either. He had to maintain his sanity and be vigilant. Ruan Xian had always been confident in controlling his feelings. According to the doctor, if one were to compare feelings to water, most people need to deal with a full tank, while he only needed to control half of the glass in his hand.

‘The illusion of warmth in the Sea of Ruins would eventually dissipate,’ Ruan Xian thought. He slowly stretched out his hand and patted Tang Yibu on the back of his hand.

“You know I can’t run,” he said.

“Alright, let’s find a shop facing the street. It’s good to have someone watch the wind outside. Is that okay?” Yu Le raised his chin towards an alley not far from them, and the words “Mechanic” were spelled out in simple fluorescent strips at the entrance.

After Yu Le diligently drove the car to the entrance of the alley, the few lines of fluorescent small characters at the bottom could barely be seen clearly.

[Repair and modification of weapons, prosthetics, vehicles, and manufacturing of parts.]

The spelling was clumsy and ugly, far from the bells and whistles of the prostitution hall next to him. This alley was also so narrow that Yu Le pondered for more than ten minutes before he parked the bulky armored off-roader.

“Even if someone touches the car now, they won’t be able to drive it away.” Yu Le patted the gun around his waist and looked at the fruits of his labor in satisfaction. His voice changed slightly due to the gas mask. “Just that shop, okay? You can see the headlights at the door, and you can hear from back here if anything happens.”

“If someone else plans to move the car, you just scream loudly.” Tang Yibu placed the iron bead solemnly on the back seat and picked up the half-empty can of food.

The car was stuck in the alley and only the door on the front seat could be opened. The rear of the car was close to a lamppost and a pile of scrap machinery. It seemed like a seamless part of the city’s jigsaw puzzle. A glass door was less than five meters in front of the car. The light sign in front of the door repeated the sentence at the entrance of the alley creatively. Part of the “prosthetics” was extinguished on one end, making an orange word of just “prost”.

Ruan Xian put the gas mask on his face and rushed to the door of the store. His sensitive sense of smell almost killed him. The sticky and dirty air gave him the illusion that he was swimming, and he would quickly drown in it.

Tang Yibu followed his steps and was almost smashed by the glass door. Yu Le glanced at the car reluctantly and was the last one to enter the store. Fortunately, this store had installed an air filter, so the air was at least transparent. Ruan Xian put down his gas mask and took in a few breaths before he started to look around.

Two of the walls were embedded with bulletproof glass cabinets with many cracks, and there were all kinds of firearms and mechanical bombs behind them. On the other hand, there were various metal prosthetics. Unlike the lifelike advanced prosthetics in his memory, the ones on the wall had a rough and cold metallic feel, and the maker didn’t even bother to put bionic skin on them.

Countless lattice cabinets hung on the remaining two walls. Strange parts were placed in each small grid. Ruan Xian barely recognized dozens of them, while the rest were thousands of parts that he had never seen before. Not to mention the weird shapes, some of them looked more like junk than parts.

A woman in her thirties was sitting behind the counter with a sweet smile on her face. The years had left just the right traces on her, making her look like some kind of ripe fruit. Seeing someone entering the store, the woman tilted her head slightly and waved at them.

“Are you the shopkeeper?” Yu Le spoke extremely fast. “The thermal conductivity controller in my car is broken. The model is the Gray Knight KN-09, about fifty years ago. Other places also need to be repaired. The price is…”

He stopped talking as he spoke.

The woman just looked at him, smiling, like a living dummy. She waved her hand at him again, and her eyes were blank.

“…Miss?” Yu Le swallowed and waved his hand in front of the woman. “Say something?”

The woman still didn’t respond. She just sat quietly in her seat and after waving at them for about eight times, she seemed to get tired of that activity as she picked up a sweater and needle and began knitting it.

The smile on her face remained motionless.

“Fuck, that’s a bit scary,” Yu Le muttered. “This is not a fucking person, is it? Could this be the ‘specialty’ mentioned by He An? The shopkeeper must be a man who got himself such a…”

“Welcome,” a stiff female voice sounded.

The voice was a bit low, but it was still very clear, with the unique tenderness of youth. A young girl opened the dim door behind the counter and stood in front of the three of them with a little reluctance.

The girl was very young, and her beautiful facial features still had the tenderness of a teenager. She looked like she was in her early twenties at most. She had neatly trimmed shoulder-length hair, wasn’t very tall, and her figure was thin. She wore only a black vest that exposed her shoulders and neck.

Yu Le took a deep breath.

The girl’s arms were all mechanical prosthetics. The prosthetic limb of her left arm was connected to the shoulder, and the right arm was connected to the elbow, so the joints were exposed. Sharp blades were also clearly embedded in the prosthetic limbs, which were tucked into the robotic arms that flashed coldly under the lights.

She nodded at them, her voice hoarse with age.

“I’m the shopkeeper,” she muttered. “What do you want?”


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Happy Doomsday Ch66

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 66: Lower Town

Tang Yibu made no movement.

He obediently pressed close to Ruan Xian and raised his hands high. Even if he had wiped it with a wet towel, there was still a lot of blood on his palm. Seeing that Tang Yibu didn’t mean to resist at all, Ruan Xian was the last one to raise his hand.

The iron bead didn’t dare scream anymore. It swooped under the seat, pretending that it didn’t exist.

The young man suspected of being an android raised his gun and looked very satisfied. “Yes, this is a lot less troublesome. Fu Yu, this time these people look quite honest.”

Six small spider-like machines wrapped around their wrists, then twisted up two beams of light before it snapped left and right, turning into solid handcuffs.

A man named Fu Yu finally stepped forward at this time. He was a little taller than He An, but he looked a lot more haggard, and the color of his eyes was very ordinary. He patted the armed guard twice and turned to look at Yu Le. “Where did you come from?”

“Sea of Ruins.” Old God Yu Le was fiddling with his handcuffs. “I had to be disinfected by the Order Supervisors, so I ran.”

“You didn’t come in through the regular entrance, which means no one guided you.” Fu Yu was expressionless. If it weren’t for his eyes, he seemed more like an android than He An, who was next to him. “He An, turn on the lie detector. Tell me, where did you get this information?”

“I used to be a pirate leader. The people on my ship talked about it. You know that we were trying to escape the Order Supervisors before we fell down. Laozi doesn’t have perspective eyes. What nonsense are you talking about?”

“I mean the information that you managed to successfully get down. Not many people know about it.”

“People who have been here told me that the top of the junkyard against the wall is unstable. You’ve seen this car. A little scan outside the dead wall’s influence, plus the impact from the explosion­­­­­­—” Yu Le made a gesture with his handcuffed hands. “Boom! We just fell down. Do you understand?”

“Heartbeat, breathing, hormone secretion, and brain waves have no lie characteristics.” He An was still smiling as he held a handheld device the size of a playing card. “He’s not lying.”

“What about you two. Are you also fleeing?” Fu Yu took a step forward and kicked away the green poisonous snail at his feet as he spoke listlessly.

“We are escorting this one. Of course, I have a personal reason as well.” Ruan Xian smile. “I’m here to find an acquaintance of an acquaintance who knows about the whole doomsday thing.”

“This is also the truth.” He An shook the machine in his hand.

“Hm.” Fu Yu flicked his fingers, and several mechanical police dogs stepped forward. They drew air from their mesh mouths, sniffed around Ruan Xian vigorously, turned their heads and began to sniff the disgraced off-road vehicle again.

The iron bead, who was in the car, screamed, then crawled out and shivered at Tang Yibu’s feet. Unfortunately, the mechanical police dogs didn’t let it go. One of them put its eyeless head, nose, and mouth close the iron bead, and the sound of sniffing became louder.

“There are only a small number of private weapons in the car, and no strategic weapons, germs, or toxins were found.” He An clicked on the light screen with his free hand. “This group of people is clean. That mechanical life isn’t hiding anything that shouldn’t be hidden.”

“How about you?” Fu Yu walked up to Tang Yibu. He first glanced at the rough bandaged arm, and then looked straight into Tang Yibu’s eyes. “Your purpose?”

Yu Le turned his head with interest.

“Just like him, we are here to escort Mr. Yu.” Tang Yibu glanced at He An on one side, but there wasn’t much of a smile on his face. “As for my personal reason… I just want to observe and accompany Mr. Ruan.”

“Still not lying.” He An yawned. “This group of people is boring enough. I thought it was pirates or bandits who invaded. Since they’re being so cooperative, let’s just forget it.”

Fu Yu was holding a cane-like machine that was scanning the surroundings repeatedly. A blue beam of light emanated from the tip of the cane and rotated with the cane at the center. Hearing this, he reluctantly tugged at the corners of his mouth. “Patience.”

Ruan Xian stared closely at He An’s every move. Except for those golden eyes, the other party resembled a human no matter how he looked at it. He even had more of a human feel than Tang Yibu, but his looks and those eyes…

“Don’t stare. Haven’t you seen an android before?” He An obviously noticed Ruan Xian’s gaze. He blew a whistle and recalled the mechanical police dogs to his feet. “Don’t you have one yourself? Fu Yu, he’s staring at me. It’s weird.”

“Not all things that have golden eyes are androids,” Ruan Xian responded quickly with a self-satisfied expression. “We are companions. I just like eyes that look like this.”

“Truth.” Fu Yu tossed the lie detector in his hand. “Okay, I apologize, but I didn’t think someone would really like that kind of thing.”

Yu Le retracted his gaze, and Fu Yu finally completed his scan. “There is currently no connectable communication, and there is no suspicious radiation. Come with us. I will arrange for you to enter the refuge later.”

“Refuge?” Ruan Xian didn’t miss the opportunity to ask questions.

“An armored off-road vehicle with weapons and food, plus two little rookies. If you two enter the city now, you’re going to be giving up your heads and resources to others.”

“I know the refuge, but what do you mean by ‘two’ rookies?” Yu Le interjected.

“Thus, we will take you to the refuge first, and then put you on the street after the curfew is over. Don’t worry, the curfew will be over in an hour or two. Right now, the streets are full of dangerous people.” He An ignored Lao Yu’s protest. “As for whether you are dead or alive after that, it depends on your abilities.”

“Thank you.”

“Fu Yu, this kid said thank you to me.” He An grinned. His golden eyes twinkle delicately.

“Hmm.” Fu Yu still looked slack, and his response was equally listless. “Hurry up and get in the car. I’ll take you…”

“The thermal conductivity controller in my car broke.” Yu Le gritted his teeth. “If possible, I don’t want to drive it. Do you have a mechanic here? I can exchange things for supplies.”

“He An, check it.” Fu Yu angled his chin towards the hood of the car.

He An, who didn’t get a response, slumped his shoulders and slowly rubbed against the hood of the car. He opened the hood and glanced in casually. “I can’t fix it.”

“What?” Yu Le’s voice suddenly rose an octave higher.

“The model of this car is too old. The brand is decades old. The structure for the new types of thermal conductivity controller is completely different from this thing. You have to make special alloys and find an old mechanic who… has an understanding of the structure of this kind of thing.” He An tapped his temple with his index finger. “At least I haven’t recorded such ancient information.”

“Well, if you don’t race it, you can still use it normally for at least three days. Anything more than that, it’s hard to say what will happen to this car. I certainly wouldn’t want to sit in it.”

Yu Le’s face was as black as the bottom of a pot. Ruan Xian sighed. “Then can we exchange materials for information. Do you know if there’s a mechanic who can repair this car?”

“Summer Street in Z-077 in lower town.” He An rolled his eyes. “The weapons control over there isn’t strict, and the black market workshops can make all kinds of alloys—but there’s a problem. As far as your group is concerned, if you’re seen as newcomers, you’ll be eaten alive with no bones left.”

“I’d like to see who can chew on laozi,” Yu Le muttered, wiping the sweat from his forehead. “As long as they can fix it, it’s fine.”

“As for the reward…” Ruan Xian turned his gaze into the car. Tang Yibu took a step forward with a sullen face, blocking Ruan Xian’s sight.

“There is no need for remuneration. I like you very much. This information is a gift. Anyway, it’s not of much value. Everyone knows that only people in lower town still remember these old things.” He An walked forward with a smile and reached out to pat Ruan Xian on the shoulder.

Pah.

Tang Yibu quickly slapped He An’s hand away, causing the latter to raise his eyebrows high.

“…He has a shoulder injury,” Tang Yibu bullshitted with a serious face.

“Hm, sorry.” He An hummed perfunctorily, walked back to Fu Yu, and stepped onto a hoverbike. “Let’s go, Fu Yu.”

After returning to the car, Ruan Xian wrinkled his brows. “What was that just now?”

“That’s an android.” Tang Yibu snorted.

“Of course I know.”

“You said you wouldn’t leave me.” Tang Yibu glanced at Yu Le, who was peeking at them, hugged the iron bead tightly, and replied meaningfully.

Ruan Xian could probably guess the other party’s concerns—after such a tussle in the Sea of Ruins, there were still a lot of bloodstains left on his white coat. He An might become suspicious if he accidentally cured something.

Up to now, he had a certain understanding of this fucking reality. It wasn’t clear to anyone whether He An was connected to the Mainbrain, or whether he would be a source that would leak the S-type Prototype information. As Tang Yibu, who controlled him and thus the S-type Prototype, naturally he wouldn’t be willing to watch his top blood bag be made public.

However, considering the sporadic blood stains on his coat, the possibility of the above happening was horribly low.

“…I was just saying things.” Ruan Xian felt like he had a headache coming. He rubbed his temples, and his tone was helpless. “I was just being a bit cliché. After all, none of us knows where Summer Street in Z-0777 in lower town is. Now, I think that android—”

“Oh, Tu Rui said before that your kid likes androids, and I thought he was joking.” Yu Le clicked his tongue from the driver’s seat, interrupting Ruan Xian’s words. “Now it seems that you really do have this kind of fetish. Xiao Tang, it seems like it was necessary for you to dye your eyes. Where did you do it? The effect is pretty good.”

“Have you heard of the Capital of Color north of Xinxili Street in S City? There’s a survivor who happened to be an employee there, so I asked him to dye it for me.” Tang Yibu answered back fluently. “Anyways, it’s just a nano-injection. All the printers in the forest refuge are good, provided you can afford the synthetic money.”

“It’s a pity, I always felt that my eyes were too light before, and I wanted to dye them into something scary. Since there hasn’t been a beautician caught in all these years, perhaps life in the Sea of Ruins is too difficult.” Yu Le’s tone was relaxed. He didn’t even look back. “As for Summer Street… Don’t worry, Xiao Ruan. I’ll let you know in a moment.”

In fact, Yu Le didn’t even need to say anything. After staying in the dusty, empty warehouse for an hour and a half, He An followed Yu Le into the car and went straight to the front passenger side seat.

Before Ruan Xian had time to greet him, Tang Yibu, who was sitting next to him, tightened his body.

He An smiled generously at Ruan Xian and curved his eyes. “I need to go pick up some goods ordered by Fu Yu, and since Yu Ge gave me a lot of good things, we can all go together.”

Tang Yibu thought for a moment, then slowly stretched out his hand and put his arm around Ruan Xian’s shoulder. Ruan Xian almost laughed out loud. Tang Yibu’s movements were almost indistinguishable from his protectiveness of his food under Yu Le’s eyes.

“Thank you.” Ruan Xian’s voice was full of smiles. Tang Yibu’s hand on his shoulder tightened instantly. The iron bead climbed onto his knees and began to bark at He An.

“Be quiet π. Those mechanical police dogs have already left.” Ruan Xian knocked on the shell of the iron bead, but this only turned the harsh rattle into a threatening low growl.

“This glass stands well.” He An said with emotion, touching the bulletproof glass that divided them from the back seat. “It still hurts to be bitten by this thing. Hey, pay attention to the front and brake in time—Without the thermal conductivity controller, braking sharply is tantamount to playing with your life.”

Yu Le immediately toned down his driving on the majestic off-road vehicle, as if he was pedaling on a tricycle. They staggered to a stop in front of a gate. He An rolled down the passenger window and asked the scanning drone at the door to scan his eyes one by one.

In the next second, the gate slowly opened.

This was the first time Ruan Xian had seen this three-dimensional city up close. It reminded him of the Kowloon Walled City recorded in history. Except for the ground, buildings were crowded from all sides. The walls of various materials were dilapidated and gray, but there was white or yellow light slowly overflowing into almost every window. The pipes were like the roots of plants. They gathered together, so densely packed that one couldn’t see the beginning and end of where they were connected to. White smoke steamed out of the damaged mouths. Many buildings were hung with bright, dazzling neon lights, and there were many light screens projected into the air. Unfortunately, the image quality and content were cheap. Ruan Xian looked around and saw only explicit pornographic advertisements and various drug recommendations.

It was like a giant maze of light and walls.

The small machine undoubtedly proved the level of science and technology, but the atmosphere here was full of decadence and decay. The turbid air was mixed with a strange putrid smell, like a patient’s breath before he died. Ruan Xian was almost knocked down by the overly strong stench, and he subconsciously leaned back.

“This is midtown. The air here is pretty good. Uptown is a little cleaner than here. As for lower town… People who are used to it say it is fine, but you better put on a gas mask first.”

Yu Le simply turned on the car’s air filter. “We have gas masks, thank you.”

“Nn.” He An pointed to a road hidden in the depths of the buildings. “In that case, we can go straight down. Also, don’t bother scanning. This place is like the Sea of Ruins. You can’t figure it out even if you take two or three months.”

He stopped talking, turned his face, and glanced at Ruan Xian, who was still smiling, and Tang Yibu, who looked like all his hair was about to explode.

“Although the lie detector proved that the two didn’t lie, this friend’s appearance is special, so I still want to remind you. It’s particularly dangerous for old android models in lower town, so it’s best to pay attention.”

After that, he smiled. “A well-preserved cybernetic brain is worth a lot of money.”


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Happy Doomsday Ch65

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 65: An Unfriendly Welcome

For the first time in Ruan Xian’s life, he fully understood how a ball in a pinball game felt.

The underground space wasn’t spacious, so the vehicle bumped and knocked around the stones, making an unpleasant noise that would make you want to grind your teeth. Ruan Xian didn’t have time to think about Tang Yibu’s situation—he was firmly strapped to the chair by a seatbelt, his face buried in the airbag, and his entire field of vision was turned upside down.

The stereo in the car was still dutifully playing Yu Le’s fast-paced love song, and it was so noisy that Ruan Xian wanted to strangle or break something.

A rollover was no better than a free fall. It may have been a century before this off-road vehicle stopped rolling down the slope. Suddenly, it got stuck obliquely in the darkness and the sound of gravel rolling down hadn’t stopped, indicating there was still a long way down below.

Ruan Xian pushed away the airbag on his face, took a big breath of fresh air, and then listened to the movement around him. The good news was that the orderly guards guarding the wall wouldn’t chase after them thanklessly, but the bad news was obvious; there weren’t many people near them.

This car was stuck in a position where it couldn’t go up or down.

A loud bang suddenly sounded as something jumped onto the side of the car. The next second, Tang Yibu leaned his head into the car window that Ruan Xian hadn’t had time to close. “How far are we from the Underground United City?”

“How would I know.” Yu Le’s voice was muffled as his face was still buried in the airbag.

“‘I know what I’m doing’,” Ruan Xian dryly mocked Yu Le’s speech.

“Nonsense, I know where lost things can enter the sewers, and I also know that the water in the sewer is still flowing, and the pipe isn’t blocked. Isn’t this not enough? As for which part of the pipe that we’re stuck in, well, that I don’t know.” Yu Le continued to bury his face in the airbag. “Of course, this isn’t the end. The car is simply stuck, so we just need to—”

The sound of metal hitting metal sounded. The sound of the iron bead came from far to close and, after a long rattle, it slammed into the roof of the car, causing the car to shake slightly and the sound of gravel sliding became louder.

Then the car began to slide down the slope at an increasing speed.

Things weren’t looking good.

“Come in!” Ruan Xian grabbed Tang Yibu’s collar and forcibly dragged the android into the car under a burst of adrenaline. The iron bead screamed a few times and quickly squeezed into the car with Tang Yibu. Coupled with the airbag and Tang Yibu, who was quite large in size, the entire rear space was packed to the brim that Ruan Xian even heard the sound of the glass in front of him cracking.

Before the off-road vehicle slid too fast, Yu Le made a simple gesture and took the opportunity to increase the volume of the music.

In the deafening sound of music, the bulky off-roader began to roll again, faster and faster. Tang Yibu clung to Ruan Xian tightly; his strength resembling a frightened koala. The iron bead had also pasted itself all over as its four small metal feet stuck to Ruan Xian’s clothes like pins, fixating itself firmly against him. When Ruan Xian began to wonder if his ribs had been forcibly crushed, the car slammed into the ground again with the high-pitched roar of music.

Although there was still no human movement nearby, this time Ruan Xian heard a sound resembling a city in the distance.

After hitting the ground four times in a row, the off-road vehicle finally landed on its four wheels. Ruan Xian groaned, then tore off the iron bead that was clinging to him and threw it in front of the window of the car. He then pushed Tang Yibu away rudely, coughed twice, kicked the door and stretched out his hand to vomit violently.

“In the end, he’s still a young kid.” Yu Le put away his airbag, picked up a can of cured ham from the pile of food scattered under his feet, and tore off the lid. After speaking, he opened another bag of self-heating food and simply threw the cured ham into the lunch box. “Just let it out. It’s good to just let it all out.”

Following Yu Le’s example, Tang Yibu put away the airbag, occupied half of Ruan Xian’s chair, and gently patted the latter’s back.

Ruan Xian hadn’t eaten much, so it didn’t take long for him to empty his entire stomach. He wiped his mouth weakly and took some water from the water dispenser in the front seat of the car to rinse out his mouth. Tang Yibu squeezed out of his seat and got out of the car and turned around.”

“Junkyard,” the android reported dutifully.

They fell into a huge garbage dump. All kinds of rusted mechanical fragments were mixed with domestic garbage, piled into one hilly mountain one after another in the darkness. However, there was no strong smell. It seemed as if someone had been taking care of it—someone probably used a sifting spray and a garbage disposal robot. Finally suppressing his nausea, Ruan Xian got himself a sweet drink and followed Tang Yibu out of the car.

As soon as he got out of the car, the soles of his feet crushed something. Ruan Xian clicked his tongue, then carefully moved his feet away from the mysterious pool of mucus.

“It’s a green poisonous snail.” Tang Yibu looked down. “Don’t let the mucus get on your skin. Even if you can recover, the aftereffects will be enough.”

Ruan Xian didn’t speak and just looked at Tang Yibu’s hands full of blood.

“It’s not my blood.” Tang Yibu quickly waved his hand and pointed to the blood-soaked sleeve. His voice softened. “This is.”

“I can guess. After all, it’s impossible for brain tissue to come out of your hands, and I smell brain matter. I will help you deal with your wound in a bit.” Ruan Xian lowered his voice. “Let’s not talk about this. Yu Le is suspicious. Before we came down, he was still testing me, trying to see whether you’re an android.”

“I’m not surprised.” Tang Yibu was calm. “After all, you don’t have any romantic mood at all.”

“…” Ruan Xian wiped his face. “Even with intuitive education, I really don’t need artificial intelligence to guide me in this regard.”

“This can be explained scientifically. It stands to reason that if the level of specific human hormones in love rises, they will do something stupid. You have a humanoid body that can secrete hormones, and you also have adaptive personality data, which theoretically means you’ll be able to produce similar emotions.”

Tang Yibu stretched out his hand and gently wiped off the small gravel on Ruan Xian’s face.

“For example, looking at each other affectionately… I have read a lot of information and can perfectly replicate those reactions and performances. Looking at your cooperation, the ‘you’ in my memory seems to have no love history, and I haven’t seen many related images. Based on the rough description of language and text alone, you can’t disguise it well.”

After withdrawing his hand, Tang Yi took a step forward and pulled Ruan Xian’s face. “In addition, don’t knock on artificial intelligence. I said it before that the human and cybernetic brain is essentially organic computers. What’s more, your brain structure is not that much different from mine. Everything is just an illusion created by personality data.”

Ruan Xian pushed Tang Yibu’s hand away with no expression on his face. “First think about how to deal with Yu Le.”

“It’s very simple, just admit it.” Tang Yibu spread out his hands generously, “The Underground United City isn’t the Sea of Ruins. Even if he knows it now, he can’t do anything. However, we have to wait for the right time. I don’t think there is a shortage of time here.”

“I don’t like this way of keeping people guessing*. “

*Selling guanzi (卖关子) Metaphor for speaking/doing things when it’s urgent to make the other party anxious.

“I don’t like to tell unpleasant facts.” Tang Yibu shook his head. “According to the information I know, you will soon be able to feel it firsthand.”

“Why don’t I go for a walk around and you two do a quickie in the back seat of the car?” Yu Le finished all the food in his lunch box and honked on the horn twice in the distance. “The junkyard isn’t very comfortable. Can you restrain yourself and talk about it when we enter the city?”

Tang Yibu waved his hand at Yu Le, quickly gave a peck on the tip of Ruan Xian’s nose under the gaze of the other party and pulled him to the back seat of the car. The iron bead crawled out of the car window and, in a flash, climbed back in again.

After the car door closed, Yu Le was clearly in a good mood when he saw the two of them were honestly shut on the other side of the glass again. He started the car, scanned the light screen for a while, and started heading in a certain direction, but after a few movements, the car wobbled to a halt again.

“What’s the matter?” Ruan Xian was wiping his face with a wet towel when the abrupt brake made him almost choke on the water in the towel.

“…The thermal conductivity controller is broken, damn it.” Yu Le jumped out of the car skillfully, lifted the hood of the car, and held the small flashlight in his mouth. “Yeah, the parts have been smashed. We have to be careful. Without thermal conduction, the car may blow up due to energy overload.”

“It sounds like half your life is gone.” Tang Yibu hit the nail on the head.

“Fuck you. The car given by Tu Rui is unreliable. If it was my car, I only need an engine and a frame to make it run.”

Yu Le bitterly returned to the seat of the car and turned off the music.

“Okay, no one can listen to music now. To avoid any potential danger, we have to minimize the energy consumption of this car as much as possible. Before the enemy get a chance to kill us, we will die from an explosion due to overheating. It’s better to enter the city and find a few capable mechanics to repair or replace it, and it’ll be good as new.”

He didn’t know whether it was intentional or not, but Yu Le didn’t bring up the topic of “android” anymore.

In the silent darkness, the car drove slowly through the mountains of garbage. At Yu Le’s snail-like pace, Ruan Xian began to desperately miss those days in the wilderness. He lowered his head, grabbed Tang Yibu’s arm, checked the wound carefully, and tried to avoid looking at Yu Le’s eyes in the rearview mirror. After bandaging it with gauze, he put his hand on the back of Tang Yibu’s head, just intending to mislead Yu Le by giving Tang Yibu a kiss…

“See? Like laozi said, I know exactly what I’m doing.” Yu Le drove to the top of a garbage mountain and grinned.

Ruan Xian saw the city in the dark.

Hard ridged support beams propped up horizontally and vertically, forming an irregular mesh structure that looked like a sponge under a microscope. There was faintly milky white fluorescence flashing in the dark. The buildings of the entire city were built around a net, like cells embedded in a skeleton. It glowed in the dark and the air was turbid with warning lights sweeping to and fro.

A three-dimensional city, but compared to the city, Ruan Xian always felt that this thing was more like a maze. Unlike in the forest refuge, he couldn’t see the boundary of this thing at a glance.

“Are you ready?” Yu Le drove the car forward a little bit again, “I’m going to rush—”

Before Ruan Xian could open his mouth, the car slid down the garbage mountain.

The steep slope couldn’t support the armored off-roader that weighed over ten tons. As the car got faster under the action of gravity, it rushed straight into the direction of the city. Just when Ruan Xian thought they were going to move at this speed forever, something was approaching quickly.

“Stop the car! There is…” Ruan Xian immediately shouted, but it was a pity that he was a step too late.

Several huge sticky balls flew from all directions, sticking the car firmly in place. They weren’t heavy themselves, but they were extraordinarily tough and extremely sticky. The windows on all sides of the car were completely blocked by the sticky balls. If they were to accelerate and try to squeeze past these things, the car would potentially rollover.

“It’s reported that there are survivors entering near junkyard A.” A young man’s voice was broadcast across the car door. “He An, record the data.”

“Will do, will do.” The other man sounded like he hadn’t woken up. “Everyone inside, come out obediently. This is a visitor control field. Even if you can beat us into meat sauce, someone can remotely burn you like gas. Cooperate and let me see what weapons you have in your hands. I am a representative of the Underground United City and can… How do you say it?”

“Expel you,” the other person added angrily.

“Right, expel you.” The man seemed to be using some kind of equipment, and after a slight beep, the car door opened in response.

“Listen to them,” Yu Le muttered in a low voice as he raised his hands.

Ruan Xian complied cooperatively, looking vigilantly at the grinning man in front of him. The man was wearing a guard uniform that he wasn’t familiar with. He was very tall and had a handsome appearance that wasn’t in tune with the surrounding environment. Aware of his eyes, the man smiled at him, but there was no smile in his eyes.

Ruan Xian was familiar with those eyes.

They were golden with a metallic luster, shimmering in the dark.


The author has something to say:

Ruan: …It’s my fault that I haven’t watched many romantic dramas and movies.

After all, Tang had done countless watching (?


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Happy Doomsday Ch64

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 64: Falling

The iron bead was in a bad mood.

Its emotions weren’t complicated—hunger and thirst would cause depression and being hugged by a huge soft animal would make it feel at ease. In addition to possessing a certain IQ and being extremely sensitive to potential threats, these mechanical beings, which were called “Grove-style R-660 lifeforms” by humans, had nothing special about them.

At the moment, it was being wrapped by a nylon strap of a water battle and was hung on the buckle of the waist bag by Tang Yibu. It looked like an overly full round water bottle. Transferred from the soft and warm embrace to the rough nylon strap and having sand slapped on its shell by the wind, the iron bead began to make dissatisfied cooing sounds.

Tang Yibu casually inserted the sai into his waist and watched the armored car disappear into the night. He didn’t bother to hang rows of countless bullets around himself and looked more like an ordinary fugitive.

“Quiet.” He tapped the iron bead lightly with his fingertips. “They may have sonic detection devices.”

“Gwuck.”

“I know you don’t want to leave there, and I don’t want to leave either,” Tang Yibu muttered in a low voice. He could see the outline of the bandit’s camp clearly. “But I have to bring a guarantee. Once humans give something a name, they will not be so easy to let go. Mr. Ruan still has a human mind, and I think this principle applies to him.”

“Gwah.”

“You’re luckier than me.” Tang Yibu patted the muttering iron bead again and walked closer in the direction of the base.

Then he suddenly changed his movements, like playing some kind of jumping game on the wasteland. He started to step on a fixed point. He avoided the buried mines and traps one by one until he successfully reached the vicinity of two boulders that were barely changed to look like a gate before he finally stopped.

“Don’t move, kid.” A gun was pressed to the back of Tang Yibu’s head, and another person flashed out in front of him, playing with a sharp knife in his hand. “Hand over your weapons before you speak.”

“Okay.” Tang Yibu moved steadily. He threw the sai to the ground, followed by his two guns. “Don’t be nervous. Don’t be nervous.”

“The iron bead has to be handed over too,” The person standing behind him demanded loudly. “Hey, Lao Sun, take away this iron bead. Who knows if he has hidden anything good in its shell. Didn’t someone hide medicine in them before?”

The iron bead struggled frantically between the nylon straps, and its four thin metal short legs protruded from its spherical body and kicked awkwardly.

“I didn’t expect anyone to deliver food at this time.” Seeing that Tang Yibu had tossed away his weapons, Lao Sun made a simple gesture to his accomplice, standing behind Tang Yibu. Tang Yibu felt the muzzle of the gun on the back of his head hit harder.

Lao Sun cut the nylon strap and took the iron bead that began to rattle and threw it to the ground, then stepped on it with the soles of feet.

The iron bead began to scream loudly.

“How do you open this thing again? I remember I just stomped on its seams with my feet—” Lao Sun grinned, showing his browned teeth.

“Wait.” Tang Yibu frowned slightly.

“What’s the matter? I was right? Boy, if you are here to join us, you’d better hand in everything you have. Don’t say it’s your pet. I’ve heard a lot of this kind of nonsense! Come on, or you can dismantle it yourself. What are you hiding? Fireflies? Psychedelics? Mushroom powder?”

“No.” Tang Yibu slowly put down his raised hand. “It’s my friend, and its name is π.”

There was a hint of tears rattling on the iron bead.

“Yo, this kid’s got a broken brain.” Lao Sun smiled a few times. “He looks pretty good, eye color… Are androids still running out the wall? Where’s your master? Forget it. Fuck it, I think there should be a few old people in the camp willing to cover for you, as long as you—”

He made a vulgar gesture and winked at the person behind Tang Yibu.

Tang Yibu paused then said, “Actually, I’m here to destroy you.”

“Yeah, like sending a stripper to destroy the Order Supervisors.” Lao Sun looked at him and said, “So reliable.”

“I’m sorry,” Tang Yibu said.

“If you had said that earlier—”

Lao Sun failed to finish his words. The robber in a tattered jacket felt his body fall back, but the distance from the young man didn’t change. Slender and beautiful fingers were placed on both sides of his cheeks, but Lao Sun didn’t have time to express any feelings. He only felt some kind of weird coldness was quickly blurring his consciousness. He tried to open his mouth, but he couldn’t make a sound.

Wait, this means he’s…

Tang Yibu swiftly dodged at the end of this attack, causing the bullet to graze his cheek. He didn’t even think about it and threw the head he had twisted off casually behind him. The severed head slammed onto the other person, making a creepy cracking sound.

The sound of a body hitting the ground sounded again. Tang Yibu glanced at the two crushed heads on the dirt and picked up the iron bead on the ground.

“It seems that only I can hold you,” he said blankly, pulling a few firebombs from the corpses and directly igniting the camp closest to him.

The wilderness was extremely dry. The flames quickly engulfed the dry wood, branches of shrubs, and fuel barrels that still had a little combustible material remaining. As the fire got bigger, Tang Yibu walked through the flames and saw the opportunity to create another firebomb, creating a new explosion. If you ignored the fire blazing around him and the distorted air due to the high temperature, it looked as if Tang Yibu was throwing bread to feed pigeons in an uninhibited park.

The people who rushed over were very skilled.

The flames reflected their every expression, down to every twitch of their muscles. The person in front pounced at his side while the one who held him at gunpoint would shoot him. Based on the movements of his opponent’s line of sight, Tang Yibu could even calculate what gun he preferred.

Going one step further, listening to their rants and combining them with their positions, he could speculate on their intelligence and personality, and concluded that what he simulated had no value for observation.

The future slowly unfolded in front of him, reassuring and boring.

Tang Yibu dodged one attack after another. He jumped onto a burning roof. Standing in the flames, he could clearly see bandits coming from all directions. The faster the fire burned, the bigger it got. He had run out of firebombs and could no longer make explosions, but the flames had already lit up the night sky.

The organization of the bandits was as loose as Yu Le said. These outlaws obviously didn’t have much military awareness. Once they realized that something was wrong, they instantly scattered. Some continued to attack him, while others began to attack their own companions who had accidentally injured them, while others attempted to loot the remaining supplies—whether from corpses or living people.

The thick smoke intensified the intensity of the battle, and the burning scene devolved into chaos. People completely forgot that there was only one intruder and began to instinctively attack all threats close to them.

And this chaos came to an abrupt end when heavy machinery arrived.

Someone howled. The fire scene just now had become a fishing pond that was completely empty in ten seconds, leaving only debris and many corpses on the ground. Tang Yibu saw several big men carrying light bombardments approaching—There was a leader there and a leader that obviously had the means to deter his subordinates.

He grabbed the iron bead tightly and looked at the muzzle of the light-blaster less than a hundred meters away from him. It was estimated that if he was hit by this thing, he would have several large holes the size of a bowling ball on his body.

At that moment, a more intense explosion sounded in the distance. The earth trembled a few times as roaring and screaming mixed together. Tang Yibu looked at the firelight far away from where he was and nodded slightly at the gun muzzles pointed at him.

“Goodbye,” he said.

What answered him were several dazzling beams of light. Tang Yibu staggered his feet, ready to dodge beautifully, but when he reached the last pillar of light, he hesitated for two-tenths of a second and deliberately slowed down.

The beam of light brushed his arm, burning off a piece of flesh the size of a palm. Blood immediately spurted out.

Tang Yibu gasped in pain. He immediately tore off his sleeves, made a simple bandage, and then let the iron bead squeeze over his shoulder. He jumped off the roof that was about to be burned down, and a few white rays of light flew over from where he was standing.

“I think I need treatment,” Tang Yibu said solemnly, poking the iron bead that was shaking with fright. “What do you think?”

“…Gwah gwah gwah.”

Ruan Xian’s mood wasn’t good either.

He sat with his head crouching down in the car. There was some distance between his head and the roof of the car, which right now was close to the ground. Unfortunately, even with an extremely sturdy seatbelt, it couldn’t eliminate the dizziness caused by the rolling of this behemoth. Ruan Xian wanted to throw up, but he was trying really hard to suppress it as he would be throwing up on the roof of the car, thus he struggled and held back the urge to vomit.

Yu Le’s method of manipulating machinery was indeed unparalleled, but there was a great gap between him and Tu Rui—At this moment, Ruan Xian and Yu Le were both trapped in the car as it turned perfectly while Yu Le turned on the song “Baby, I’m Head over Heels for You”.

The explosion triggered a warning as Ruan Xian could hear many objects approaching them. This armored off-road vehicle could very well become like a tortoise that had been maliciously turned over, with its feet up in the sky, completely helpless. The smoke and fire from the explosion were blocked at the other end of the dead wall, but the rubble and small clods of soil from the explosion were still falling on their side. Ruan Xian looked around for the first time—

They just moved from a wilderness that was basically uninhabited to a wilderness that was a little bit more high-tech. The empty space made it impossible to have anywhere to hide, not to mention that several teams of machinery were coming to their location at full speed.

“Are you going to choose such a new way to kill yourself?” Ruan Xian retracted his gaze and took in a hard breath. His ears were still buzzing as he was upside down.

“How can that be.” Yu Le groaned as the female voice from the soundtrack continued to sing. His face had turned purple from being upside down. “Isn’t your little lover waiting for you. When he sees this scene, he will no longer doubt my sincerity in wanting to complete the transaction.”

“So if we don’t turn this thing over, you’re going to do it yourself?” Ruan Xian began to listen intently to the movements on the other side of the wall, trying to hear Tang Yibu’s voice.

“Man, what are you talking about. Let’s call this improvising, like borrowing flowers to dedicate to Buddha*.”

*(借花献佛) Refers to borrowing other people’s items to entertain guests or give them away/offering favors at the expense of another.

“…That’s not how you use borrowing flowers to dedicate to Buddha.” Without hearing any effective information from the bandits, Ruan Xian began to untie his seatbelt. “We have to get out of the car. They’re almost here.”

“No, no, no.” Yu Le continued to listen to the song happily. “It’s a wilderness outside. We’ll just be a moving target for them if we go out.”

As if we’re not a target just by staying here. Ruan Xian took another few deep breaths.

“…What’s more, if you run away without a trace, your android boyfriend will hold me accountable when he comes. How will I explain things?”

Ruan Xian tried his best to keep his expression calm and didn’t waste half a second to refute. He frowned impatiently. “Tang Yibu is not an android. We…”

A thin metal foot tentatively knocked on the car window, interrupting their conversation. The round body of the iron bead moved over, and three small blue eyes lit up from the gap. “Gwah.”

Ruan Xian immediately pressed against the window of the car.

“What are you doing in there?” Then came Tang Yibu’s face—the android was lying on the ground with his cheeks against it in order to communicate with them. “Is it fun to be upside down like this?”

“We’re not playing,” Ruan Xian hissed between his teeth.

“I know, it’s just a joke.” Tang Yibu showed another smile dedicated to dealing with humans. “But it’ll be very uncomfortable if you stay in the posture for a while.”

Yu Le lowered the music and raised his eyebrows. “I like it like this. Can you see it? Good eyesight.”

“It looks clearer from the outside.”

“What are you talking about—” Ruan Xian interrupted.

He was too focused on listening to Tang Yibu and the enemy’s movements that he ignored the feet close at hand. A familiar, slight cracking noise sounded, causing the heavy car to shake and the ground to begin to collapse rapidly.

“I’m the best captain of the Sea of Ruins.” Yu Le grinned. “I know what I’m doing, kid. There’s a reason why this place is called the Underground United City.”

“Yes, if you prepared a rabbit hastily looking at its pocket watch*, this plan would be even more whimsical.” Ruan Xian gritted his teeth.

*Reference to the white rabbit in Alice in Wonderland.

The weightlessness of free fall hit, and his vision instantly fell into darkness.


The author has something to say:

Entering the city!!!

The three Alices fell into the hole—

Perhaps the iron bead can be arranged to be the pocket watch (X


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Happy Doomsday Ch63

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 63: Flying over the Dead Wall

Yu Le slept for twelve hours.

It wasn’t until Tang Yibu started eating self-heating risotto in the car that Captain Yu twitched his nose and got up from the pile of food.

“Oh, it’s good to be alone.” The former captain of the Walking Stones stretched his shoulders and bit open the bag of hardtacks* with his teeth. “Let’s go. There are still a few days to go.”

*It’s basically a biscuit that is compressed with a bunch of nutrients and is non-perishable, normally used as rations for many militaries. Something like BP-5 Compact Biscuit could also be what he’s eating.

In the next few days, Tang Yibu became a lot more honest.

He tried his best to avoid direct communication with Yu Le. He sat in front of the food pile cautiously while holding Ruan Xian tightly. If it weren’t for the fact that this android didn’t eat humans, Ruan Xian would almost think that he was part of the food pile.

Ruan Xian took over the heavy task of negotiating with Yu Le, and also successfully won the opportunity for the android to choose songs every day. The night watch became a fair shift system, and Yu Le no longer made protests.

Except for occasionally looking at the two young people in the back seat through the rearview mirror, Yu Le rarely even spoke.

It was hard to call this journey interesting. Perhaps compared with the Sea of Ruins, the first two or three days were relaxing, and then there was only boredom.

A scene that repeated forever with only a small space for activity. Yu Le no longer deliberately provoked them, and the route he chose was extremely smooth—There was only the circulating dark yellow sand and brown boulders that were constantly moving outside the window, and they no longer ran into any bandits.

Finally, when Yu Le, who liked to get out of the car and go for a walk, was about to smell like pickled salted fish, he slammed on the steering wheel and went straight in the direction of the dead wall.

“The bandits here are very loosely organized. Small gangs will attack on the way; the more distinguished ones are waiting in front. From here, crossing the dead wall is the territory of the Underground United City. They will guard this area to death.” There was heavy wind and sand outside. Yu Le closed the window tightly and stopped smoking. He put a piece of mint candy in his mouth.

“The main base of the bandits.” Ruan Xian extracted the key information while Tang Yibu leaned on his right arm and observed Yu Le with interest.

“Yes.” Yu Le nodded, “We have to break through at night.”

“What about bypassing this area?” Ruan Xian pondered for a moment. “The number of bandits can’t be as high to cover the entire area of the dead wall. The wilderness is dry and rainy. With solar cells to withstand it, there won’t be a shortage of energy.”

“We can use their arsenal.” Yu Le tilted his head slightly. “After all, we have to get this big guy to the other side of the wall. This car weighs at least ten tons, so it’s impossible to just simply get it over.”

“I can hack into the vehicle system or just throw it over the dead wall,” Tang Yibu whispered in Ruan Xian’s ear. “The problem lies in Yu Le’s handling…”

“Follow his idea first.” Ruan Xian’s lips didn’t move. “He’s already suspicious of us, so he’ll probably be on guard against us.”

Tang Yibu smacked his lips and bit Ruan Xian’s earlobe affectionately, causing Ruan Xian’s ears to turn bright red.

“Now is not the time to flirt,” Yu Le snorted. “Their arsenal is divided into two places—the sunny one stores guns and ammunition, while the one in the shade leans against the dead wall and stores explosives. There was a bandit on my ship. He’s been at the Sea of Ruins for only half a year, so the bandits shouldn’t have changed their layout quite yet.”

Yu Le took out a pen from the glove box, pulled out a piece of food wrapping paper, and began to draw a schematic diagram. “There are too many people on the opposite side. We need to split up.”

“Split up?” Tang Yibu repeated it vigilantly.

“Someone needs to pretend to be a pirate to carry out a sneak attack, make a commotion, and attract the attention of most of the bandits. They cannot discover our true purpose.”

Ruan Xian frowned.

“I know you don’t believe me, but I don’t have a better idea.”

“The shuttle agent can pass through solids. Have you tested it on the dead wall?” Tang Yibu obviously didn’t like the idea of splitting up.

“The shuttle agent will trigger the highest alarm of the dead wall. Someone has tried it.” Yu Le shook his head. “To be honest, you heard Duan Lili leave that message on those amplifiers. Most likely, the flickering grass was introduced by the Order Supervisors, so they wouldn’t let this kind of thing threaten them.”

“I know, but we can escape before the Mainbrain arrives.”

“That’s a top-level alert, and in the best-case scenario, the car would have to be abandoned. Without this car, we could be easily killed by the people of the Underground City.” Yu Le coldly rejected Tang Yibu’s proposal. “What’s more, I don’t know the distribution of buildings on the other side of the wall. We may not even have a place to hide. The risk is too great.”

Tang Yibu held back his words a little, aggrieved.

“…You want to ignite the arsenal,” Ruan Xian said what he thought was the most likely guess, but even he thought this idea was a bit crazy.

“Yes.” Yu Le grinned. “The electronic system close to the dead wall will fail, and we can’t rely on the car’s own jetting ability to pass, but if we jet the car first and then rely on the explosion to make up for the momentum, we can fly the car and the people inside over the dead wall.”

“The Mainbrain allows the flow of people to a certain extent. When the Order Supervisor finds that the object crossing the wall is a car that’s only holding a few people, it won’t ping us too much. Unlike sensitive contraptions like shuttle agents, the degree of alarm of an explosion isn’t that high.” Yu Le glanced at Tang Yibu as he added.

“But the person who is used as a diversion will be trapped over here.” Ruan Xian frowned even tighter.

“It’s inevitable.” Yu Le shrugged indifferently. “The two of you are very capable that you could cross the dead wall on Petri Dish No. 1036. It should be fine for you to do it again. Either that or you can just stay here alone.”

Yu Le seemed to be very good at clearly calculating people—he pinched their intelligence sources, and they couldn’t exclude him now. Even if they follow Yu Le’s plan, after crossing the dead wall, Yu Le only needed to deal with one of them temporarily and he didn’t need to bear any responsibility in facing the enemy. Regardless of whether he intended to betray them or not, the deal was guaranteed to be profitable.

But Yu Le was right. Even if they didn’t care if Tu Rui would really beat Yu Le, an armored off-road vehicle was a good camouflage method.

If he and Tang Yibu were really an ordinary human couple, maybe they would take a step back and choose this plan.

However, this involved the issue of trust between them.

Unlike at the time when the Annihilation Point was modified, their activities in the Sea of Ruins were limited and he wouldn’t leave Tang Yibu, a life-saving reliance, in the face of an increasingly chaotic situation; it was also different when they saved Yu Le. Even if he wanted to escape, there was only wasteland, and he had no means or supplies.

At the moment, there was an unknown large-scale human city on the other side of the wall, and on this side was the base camp of the bandits with sufficient supplies. No matter which one of them went with Yu Le, he would have the sufficient capital needed to escape.

Ruan Xian touched the lower earlobe with his left hand and looked sideways at Tang Yibu.

Tang Yibu held the iron bead in his arms and stared at the rice-shaped cracks in the bulletproof glass, without responding to his gaze.

Yes, they could find individual excuses to fool Yu Le, and they don’t have to really separate. Although it was very likely to arouse Yu Le’s vigilance, they also had other methods to obtain information… Less friendly methods. After all, there was never a shortage of interrogation skills in this world.

And Tang Yibu must have thought of this too.

Ruan Xian didn’t say a word. He looked at the android’s beautiful face. Unfortunately, he had no real right to decide, whether it was from combat ability or considering the invisible collar around his neck.

Moreover, looking for “Ruan Xian” wasn’t something that Tang Yibu needed.

The sun was about to set. Blood-red light shone in and mixed together with those golden eyes into orange. Tang Yibu quietly clung to the iron bead like a wax figure.

“If I want to give up finding clues about Ruan Xian, will you stop communicating with me?” After a while, Tang Yibu finally spoke.

“No, this is mainly my business. I understand.”

Tang Yibu turned his head sideways, with his back to the slowly sinking sunset outside the car window. His expression was a little dark and unclear. He paused for a few more seconds, and said without thinking, “This is the same applicable scenario, right?”

“What?”

Tang Yibu leaned closer. His lips almost touched Ruan Xian’s ear. “Just like Yu Le and I a few days ago. I can control and crush you, so I can completely ignore your needs. There’s no trust between us. It’s purely a transactional relationship.”

Ruan Xian tightened his body subconsciously.

“…Then I will hurt you, even if I’m logically correct.” Tang Yibu let out a small sigh. “It’s like you could use ‘communication with me’ to negotiate and get what you wanted, but you didn’t.”

The android moved his face away, and the vivid smile that was especially used to deal with Yu Le disappeared. The rest of the expression was a bit awkward and uneasy, even mixed with a little anxiety. “I really hate foreseeable risks, Mr. Ruan. It’s like looking at an electrical machine with less than 1% of the power remaining.”

Before Ruan Xian could answer, Tang Yibu turned his head and gestured to Yu Le.

“I’ll go,” he said. “Mr. Ruan stays here. You guys can go first.”

After that, he squirmed painfully for a while before solemnly turning back to Ruan Xian’s direction. “But as a guarantee, I’ll take π.”

The iron bead was dawdling lazily in Tang Yibu’s arms, ignorant about its spherical identity.

“……”

Although he was ruthless, Ruan Xian didn’t think this was considered a real threat. Compared to this, he was surprised by Tang Yibu’s decision—it was more advantageous for Tang Yibu to stay in the car. Even if he could find other intelligence sources, he would also have to take a lot of risks. If he stayed in the car to control Yu Le, it would be a greater deterrent to Ruan Xian.

“Don’t leave me, okay?” The android became more serious. “I know what you think, but in terms of combat skills, I’m more suitable. I also know what you want. If you really leave, I’ll always find you.”

Yu Le watched the two of them bite their ears in silence through the rearview mirror.

“Will you leave me?” Without Ruan Xian’s response, Tang Yibu’s anxiety became more obvious. It seemed that he was dealing with such emotions for the first time, and he was entirely befuddled.

“No.” Ruan Xian stretched out a hand and straightened the tip of the other party’s somewhat scattered hair. “I don’t have this plan yet.”

“Then this is a promise.” Tang Yibu rubbed the hand with his cheek.

Tang Yibu got two guns and pinned them on his belt along with the cleaned sai that he had picked up. He hung the iron bead like a kettle on his side and began to stare at Ruan Xian again, as if he was watching some kind of newly discovered creature.

“If you two are finished with your sweet whispering,” Yu Le threw another piece of candy into his mouth, “It’s time for us to come up with a plan.”

“Okay.” Tang Yibu sat upright.

“Yibu.” Ruan Xian suddenly opened his mouth.

“Hmm?”

“Be careful.”

As soon as he spoke, Ruan Xian realized that his tone of voice was equally weird. He should have been able to say this naturally. He had maintained a gentle image for more than 20 years and had countless similar conversations before.

But his tongue seemed to be frozen, causing his tone to sound awkward and distant.

“…I’ll wait for you on the other side of the wall.”

He still insisted on finishing it.


The author has something to say:

Tang is the kind of type that will always ensure that the battery of his phone is always above 20%, and carry countless power banks with him (???

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Kinky Thoughts:

I cannot get over how cute Tang Yibu is. These two are just so cute. A different kind of cute from Nemo and Oliver.


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