Help Ch73

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 73: White Abyss

Lu Yang blinked and the tiled indoor floor beneath his feet turned into outdoor earth.

He sluggishly looked around. Everything had a strangely familiar feel.

Then again, why should this place feel unfamiliar? Lu Yang tried hard to think. Maybe it was like staring at a word too long; you start to think it’s spelled wrong.

…This was clearly his home.

It was like sobering up after a long drink. That eerie sense of distance vanished. The sky above was starry and clear, the evening breeze cool and refreshing.

Wait, he really was sobering up… They’d had too much to drink tonight and had come outside for air.

Lu Yang shook his head hard, clearing it a bit more.

The lights were still on in the main house and the two side rooms. Shadows flickered in the side room where they kept the corpse. In the firelight, he could make out two people moving around, busy with something.

The yard must not be big enough. They had to store the corpse in the side room with no bed. Autumn had arrived, so the ground was getting cold. Tomorrow morning, they could chop some trees and build a few beds.

The chicken coop needed fixing too.

It was crammed with chickens. Some had grown so tall they had to bend over just to squat inside. They curled up their extra limbs to make space for the others.

The persimmon tree was lined with rows of owls. They craned their necks and waved at him, beckoning him closer.

Lu Yang didn’t get it. Why were these human-headed creatures called “owls”?

Maybe zoologists just didn’t care about logic.

“Not a good omen,” A’Qiao muttered. He grabbed a bamboo pole and started whacking the branches.

The owls let out howling laughter and clung stubbornly to the tree.

“Stop it, stop it! Those are Class II protected animals,” Lu Yang hurried to stop him.

“There are too many mosquitoes tonight. Let’s clean up and head to bed. We’ve gotta chop firewood tomorrow.”

A’Qiao put the pole away. “Damn autumn mosquitoes are fierce.”

He slapped one off his arm. It had taken a chunk of meat with it. The smell of blood drew more of them buzzing closer.

He lit a mosquito-repelling talisman, and they scattered again, annoyingly persistent.

Bitten already…they had to go back and apply medicine.

Lu Yang waved to the corpse in the side room and headed toward the main house with A’Qiao. A bloated corpse stood at the doorway smiling at them as they approached.

Something was circling at his feet. Oh right, the little dog. Every household had to keep a watchdog. They had to treat these dogs well, or else they’d turn rabid.

Lu Yang gave the dog a few pats, then turned to Jiang Xun.

“Lao Jiang, check the windows again. I don’t know where the face went tonight. If the windows aren’t sealed right, we might get a draft.”

Jiang Xun stood there squinting at them, looking a bit off.

That made Lu Yang pause too. He felt like he was forgetting something important, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t recall.

Forgot to feed the chickens? Forgot to tend the corpses? Left the stove burning?

Ah, whatever. They were too drunk tonight. He would deal with it in the morning.

Lu Wei had drunk so much he couldn’t even stand. He was still collapsed at Jiang Xun’s feet.

Lu Yang and A’Qiao left Jiang Xun behind and pushed open the door to go inside.

The main house was brightly lit. Candles lined the corners. A can of soda sat in the center of the table, another one rolling joyfully around on the floor.

Suddenly, Jiang Xun’s voice rang out from the eastern bedroom:

“It’s all an illusion!” he barked. “Wake up! You’re in the courtyard!”

What nonsense. Lu Yang, groggy, thought: Didn’t we just come back inside?

……

Bai Shuangying glanced at Fang Xiu with a hint of annoyance. “You’re interfering.”

When his earlier tactic of “selective treatment” didn’t scare Lu Yang off, he switched to using illusions indiscriminately, sprinkling in some karmic contamination while he was at it.

Jiang Xun sensed something odd and stayed put. Lu Yang and A’Qiao, however, were easily drawn out of the main house and into the courtyard, or rather, into the illusory courtyard, where they thought they were simply going inside to rest.

Next, he only needed to transform the courtyard gate into a bedroom door. Then the two newbies would walk themselves right out of the courtyard.

But Fang Xiu ruined it… He created a Jiang Xun illusion to try and wake them up.

That human had the nerve to look innocent. “How is that interfering? I’m just competing fairly.”

Bai Shuangying: “They treat both of us like enemies. Why bother helping?”

“There’s no third-party interference, and we’re not in a hurry,” Fang Xiu replied indifferently. “It’s a competition. I want to win too.”

There was, in fact, no outside interference, Bai Shuangying thought.

The little black dog was having the time of its life with so many people to play with, dashing in and out of the house. The other spirits in the courtyard were so scared they didn’t even dare breathe.

It suddenly struck Bai Shuangying that Fang Xiu had turned this courtyard into a chessboard. He was happily playing a match against Bai Shuangying using human beings as chess pieces.

Then his next move was…

The Peach Bone Evil trembled slightly and more tangled karma surged. With a bit more interference, the Underworld wouldn’t notice.

Within the illusion, Lu Yang shivered. He looked at the “Jiang Xun” who was shouting like crazy but couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

Whatever. He wasn’t human. There was no need to understand.

Lu Yang stumbled toward the bedroom door. He was a pillow. Pillows belonged on beds, not wandering around the living room.

A’Qiao clearly had the same idea. Pillow to pillow, they headed for the “bedroom door” hand in hand, except it was actually the courtyard gate.

Watching the two of them approach the “bedroom door”, Bai Shuangying lowered his hand. He’d gone this far… Fang Xiu wouldn’t be able to stop it.

He was about to win. Just ten steps more… eight… five…

Creak.

Jiang Xun dragged the half-conscious Lu Wei and pushed the door open, stepping into the courtyard.

His sage-like aura was gone, replaced with disdain and coldness. He tossed away the yellow talismans in his hand, pulled out a calligraphy brush from his robes, then adjusted his collar and drew out a jade pendant.

“Useless trash that can’t be helped… whatever.” He sighed deeply.

Under the moonlight, the jade pendant emitted an eerie green glow.

Jiang Xun flicked his brush. The dark red ink bloomed from the tip. He abandoned the yellow paper and began drawing in the air.

Brush strokes danced like dragons. The red runes lit up one by one, then transformed into ghostly green fire, almost identical in hue to the jade pendant.

They encircled him like a planetary ring.

And within a one-step radius of Jiang Xun, Bai Shuangying’s illusion was suppressed. The real world broke through.

“Return, return…”

“All merit complete, all rejoice…” Jiang Xun chanted under his breath.

The runes spun faster. Three of them shot out and hit the newbies squarely in the back.

Lu Yang and A’Qiao’s dull eyes flickered. They stopped mid-step, clutching their heads, clearly thrown into confusion.

Bai Shuangying’s expression went blank.

Even with most of his power sealed, karmic pollution wasn’t so easily dispelled. Not even half-baked Taoist priest or most evil spirit could suppress it. Only a true ghost immortal from the Underworld could.

For Jiang Xun’s spells to counter his illusions meant only one thing: These spells were designed specifically to counter his kind.

…Such spells brought back a lot of old memories.

…Fine. Whatever Fang Xiu was planning, he wouldn’t let this man leave the ritual alive.

Crack.

A sound drew Bai Shuangying’s attention.

Fang Xiu had clenched his fists so tightly that his knuckles cracked. His black eyes were lifeless, like a beast staring down prey.

“You knew all along?”

“Jiang Xun’s earlier moves weren’t even as good as Shan Huanzi’s. I just figured he wasn’t trying yet and wanted to push him a bit.”

Fang Xiu’s mouth curved, but his voice was devoid of humor, only killing intent.

“…Well, I didn’t expect to push out this.”

Bai Shuangying stared at him.

So that was it. Fang Xiu’s true goal was never the haunting competition.

From suggesting the competition to his so-called “interference,” this human had been coaxing Bai Shuangying to intensify the illusion, gradually forcing Jiang Xun to his limits.

Because the pressure came from an evil spirit like Bai Shuangying, Jiang Xun wouldn’t suspect and would be forced to reveal his trump card.

Nearby, Jiang Xun’s despicable spell was still in effect, but Bai Shuangying felt strangely calm.

He suddenly realized that, in this moment, they both viewed the same man as their enemy. They both craved the same kill. It was bizarre, and thrilling.

So even if Fang Xiu didn’t want the so-called “game,” Bai Shuangying was going to continue it.

……

Lu Yang’s head throbbed.

One minute, he believed he was a farmer living in this courtyard. The next, he was convinced he was a plump buckwheat pillow. Then he thought he was a sacrificial offering in a bizarre ritual.

Farming seemed most logical… but wait, his family wasn’t even in agriculture, was it?

He remembered he should be indoors, yet every time he blinked, images of the courtyard flashed before him. He’d be terrified of ghosts and corpses one moment, and the next, he was convinced they were just livestock.

His thoughts twisted and warped. He felt like a clay figure in someone’s palm, his brain kneaded at will. It was like drowning, bobbing between illusion and reality, choking on breath.

He couldn’t take it anymore and dry-heaved endlessly.

His vision doubled. Only the courtyard gate remained painfully clear in his sight. He had to run. Anywhere. Just get away from here…

This place isn’t right. Something’s very wrong.

Staggering toward the gate, Lu Yang tried to move. Then his right shoe vanished into thin air. He stumbled, nearly falling.

At the same time, A’Qiao’s collapsed voice screamed beside him. “I want to go home! What the fuck is this place?! Stop messing with me…!”

In his flickering vision, A’Qiao’s shoe was gone too.

“You can’t leave this place, or you’ll lose your shoes… What a curious taboo. It wasn’t something a human would think of.”

A voice approached through the chaos, calm with a hint of mockery. “Yes, it seems the ‘E’ here is a dog.”

It was Jiang Xun. This is Jiang Xun’s voice, Lu Yang thought in a trance. Taboo. That’s right, Jiang Xun had taught them about taboos.

He said you couldn’t walk into the wind. Couldn’t damage the courtyard. Those were two of the taboos.

He also said he could distinguish between “haunting” and “taboo”. Hauntings were slower, inconsistent. Taboos were instant, consistent.

He had taught seriously, no worse than Cheng Songyun.

And he had said… he would protect the newbies till the end.

“You’re all too much trouble.” In the eerie green light Jiang Xun said lightly, “The three taboos are confirmed. Live or die, it’s up to you.”

He waved his hand and the green runes flew off, and with them, Lu Yang’s lifeline.

Was he a person? A pillow? A sacrifice?

Terror gripped him. He just wanted to escape. The warped world before him kept drawing him toward the gate. Its allure was powerful and clear.

A’Qiao and Lu Wei were already running for it, flailing in panic.

It felt… familiar.

Like that day a year ago, when he first saw human meat roasting on a fire. Despair, panic, and desire flooding in all at once.

Lu Yang dropped to his knees, his throat convulsing. His clothes were drenched in sweat, but he didn’t move.

To minimize interference, he shut his eyes tight and mentally commanded the corpse to drag him back inside. Whether he could even do that, he didn’t know. Whether the corpse would listen, he didn’t know. Whether he was sane, he didn’t know.

But he did know this: If he was human, he shouldn’t be wandering outside at night. If he was a pillow, he shouldn’t be wandering outside at night. If he was a sacrifice, he definitely shouldn’t be wandering outside at night.

No one here could be trusted. This was his own decision!

In the dizziness, a breeze circled him.

“Well done,” came a young voice, vaguely familiar, passing by his ear. Whose voice was it?

Pain pricked the back of his neck…then everything went dark.

……

Jiang Xun ignored the panicked A’Qiao and Lu Wei, letting them run toward the gate.

No matter how fearsome the Great Evil was, it still craved yin energy and living souls. It would surely hunt down the two rookies, saving him the trouble.

Despite the setback, he had identified three taboos tonight. That was something. He could finish the rest tomorrow.

The “Master” was a dog, and the “E” was dog-related. He’d suspected it the moment the Underworld sent him here, this ritual wouldn’t be simple.

The E and the Master shared karmic ties. The E was on the dog.

His next mission was to kill the dog.

Maintaining his anti-illusion spell, Jiang Xun carefully made his way to the main house.

With no newbies around, there was no need to hide his strength.

He could set up a proper formation tonight and sleep well.

As he reached out to push open the door, a humanoid spirit lunged at him from the shadows.

“Courting death.” Jiang Xun sneered and blasted it with a spell.

The spirit opened its mouth and spurted out a series of crisp sounds of splintering wood.

Wait… splintering wood?

Could it be what he just chopped up was… No. Impossible. He clearly used the dispel illusion spell!

Jiang Xun’s pupils shrank. Before he could curse, he saw the courtyard gate before him.

“Do not damage the courtyard or you’ll be expelled.”

Damn it. He’d really triggered a taboo!

……

Fang Xiu looked at Bai Shuangying in mild surprise.

The two newbies were about to run out of the courtyard. Bai Shuangying had this one in the bag.

Things were going as Fang Xiu had expected. Once Jiang Xun felt the newbies weren’t worth the effort, he’d focus on testing taboos and abandon them.

That meant they’d seen Jiang Xun’s full power and Bai Shuangying would win the haunting match. A win-win.

Next, he only needed to protect the little dog and focus on dealing with Jiang Xun.

But before Fang Xiu could act, Bai Shuangying pressed his hand down and forcibly altered the illusion skill.

The Peach Bone Evil lightly touched Fang Xiu’s hand, like a firework bursting above the pedestrian street, a delicate illusion appeared before Jiang Xun…

A fake spirit. One that didn’t exist.

Standing right in Jiang Xun’s path.

Jiang Xun’s spell could suppress Bai Shuangying’s illusions, but it couldn’t suppress the designated illusion skill from the Underworld. He had no idea another illusion was nested within the first. His spell hit and destroyed the main house door.

Amid the little dog’s angry barking, Jiang Xun was thrown out of the courtyard by the taboo, just a few seconds before A’Qiao and Lu Wei.

The three collided outside the gate in a heap.

“Jiang Xun stepped out first. You win,” Bai Shuangying said softly, turning to meet Fang Xiu’s gaze.

Fang Xiu: “……”

Bai Shuangying calmly looked at him.

“I don’t need a victory handed to me.”

Fang Xiu quickly replied, “Sorry. I didn’t mean to undermine you. I just…”

“Then the competition continues.” Bai Shuangying cut him off. “Next round: whoever kills Jiang Xun first. I’ll guide the two newbies. You command your allies.”

He wanted to kill Jiang Xun quietly. Fang Xiu also wanted Jiang Xun dead. It was the perfect excuse to keep the game going. Fun and fair.

Fang Xiu stared at Bai Shuangying. A glint of surprise and joy sparkled in his eyes.

Bai Shuangying assumed he hadn’t reacted yet. He adjusted his sleeve, then solemnly declared, “Yes. I know your allies are outside the courtyard.”

“You deliberately used an illusion to let them see you leave. You knew if you stayed too long, they’d come looking. You used my power to force out Jiang Xun’s strength. You tested your allies with the evil spirits in the woods… I understand your thinking.”

Fang Xiu stood still, scanning his ghost again and again.

His killing intent faded, from a panting predator to a squirrel finding its winter acorns.

The little black dog trotted to Fang Xiu’s feet, tail wagging obliviously.

“You’ve been watching me, and I’ve been watching you.” Fang Xiu wiped his face and momentarily lost focus. “I just can’t seem to get around you, this abyss.”

Bai Shuangying: “?”

“It means… I’m willing to keep playing.” Fang Xiu smiled. “And in order not to fall headfirst into you, I need to be very, very careful.”


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Help Ch72

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 72: Illusion Symphony

After spending a few minutes in the seemingly peaceful guest room, Lu Yang felt like he was sitting on pins and needles. He would rather deal with the vague whispers and apparitions. At least he could see them, and they could see him. He knew what he was facing.

Not like now, where he had no idea what would happen next. Every breath felt like holding his breath three times over.

On the other side, despite taking a heavy blow, Master Jiang hadn’t lost his composure. He scooped up some talisman ash and dabbed it four times on his own forehead, then four times on A’Qiao’s.

A protective spell!

Lu Yang took a deep breath, ready to step forward and ask for one.

But just as he lifted his foot, a shadow suddenly loomed before his eyes. The back of a massive head blocked his view, the short black hair tickling his nose.

Lu Yang jolted and stumbled backward several steps. When he finally saw the full figure, his thoughts froze for a moment.

It was himself.

Same height, same clothes, his body. That familiar yet alien figure stood with its back to him, sweat glistening on its skin.

Out-of-body experience?

Lu Yang pinched his arm hard. The skin was warm, the pain real. His tongue felt dry and bitter, his heart pounded so hard it didn’t even need checking.

…No. This wasn’t a soul leaving the body. His own body was still intact, so what was this thing in front of him?

“Master…!” In panic, Lu Yang cried out hoarsely.

His voice echoed through the small living room, but Jiang Xun gave no response. A’Qiao didn’t react either, eyes fixed in place.

It felt like a bucket of ice water had been dumped on Lu Yang’s head. He lunged toward his teammates, shaking them and shouting, but not a single response came.

It was as if he’d been erased from the world or turned into a ghost.

As he struggled in despair, the “other Lu Yang” stepped forward, speaking timidly, “Master, the ash…”

This time, Jiang Xun heard. He dipped his finger into the ash and dabbed “Lu Yang’s” forehead four times while chanting.

“Stay close to me. No matter what you see or hear, do not believe it.” After finishing the spell, Jiang Xun gave a serious warning.

“I-I understand. Thank you, Master!”

The “Lu Yang” nodded nervously, voice and demeanor flawlessly identical to the real one.

No matter what you see or hear, don’t believe it.

…But you already did believe it!

Lu Yang clutched his hair and growled in despair.

This time, he finally got a reaction. The monster turned its back to him, and the back of its head slowly melted away, revealing a bald patch of skin.

Facial features began emerging from it one by one, warped and misplaced like a child’s crude face collage. The uneven eyes locked onto Lu Yang, then slowly stretched into a smile.

In the next instant, like a corrupted video frame, the face vanished.

Lu Yang couldn’t even scream. He backed up two steps and crashed into a small stool, its legs screeching loudly against the floor.

No. No matter what that thing was, he had to warn them…

Suddenly, Lu Yang had an idea.

He grabbed the two cans of soda from the table and started throwing them with loud clangs. When no one reacted, he opened one and splashed it straight onto A’Qiao’s face.

A sweet scent spread instantly. The milky-white liquid covered A’Qiao’s eyeballs, dripping like tears down his cheeks.

But A’Qiao just kept nervously staring at Jiang Xun, unfazed, as if the soda had never existed.

Sound didn’t work. Direct contact didn’t work. Indirect contact didn’t work either.

Lu Yang’s hand trembled, and the red can clattered to the floor. It slowly rolled past A’Qiao’s feet toward the wall.

After hitting the wall, the can suddenly stood upright, then slowly tipped over and rolled back toward Lu Yang.

Clunk… clunk…

It stopped at his feet, still sealed, full to the brim, as if never opened.

Lu Yang’s hands and feet turned icy, his mind numb.

Had he really thrown that soda at A’Qiao? Was this all just an illusion? Or was he trapped in a nightmare, paralyzed in a dream?

The can bumped gently against his shoe. Instinctively, Lu Yang kicked it away. A few seconds later, the cursed can bounced and rolled right back, sticking close to him.

A breeze brushed his ankle, chilling and unmistakably real.

Only now did Lu Yang truly understand the terror of this ritual.

What skills? What rules? What experts? In this damned place, anything could happen, and no one could be trusted!

He had to get help…had to make a bigger scene. But damaging the courtyard would violate a taboo… Desperate, Lu Yang’s eyes scanned the room and finally landed on the candles in the living room.

He stepped over the soda can that was stalking him, rushed forward, and blew out the candle in one breath.

The room plunged into darkness.

With the light extinguished, shadowy forms appeared in the corners. They lined up neatly along the walls, faint gazes locking onto Lu Yang.

But in the dark, Jiang Xun and A’Qiao remained perfectly still. They hadn’t noticed the candle going out. It was as if they were living in a different world.

In the pitch black, A’Qiao wiped his forehead. “M-Master, why’s it so quiet? The candle’s brighter than last night.”

“When a Great Evil enters, the minor spirits grow silent.”

Jiang Xun’s tone was calm. “Whatever entered is smarter than the rest. It doesn’t want to offend the Master of this place. It won’t act directly. It’ll try to lure us outside.”

The “Lu Yang” shuddered. “But it clearly locked the door…”

“Locking the door is meant to drive us out. Don’t be deceived,” Jiang Xun whispered. “My talismans can’t stop it, but they’re enough to mask us. As long as we stay still…”

“But it locked the door.”

“Lu Yang” interrupted. “I don’t like being locked in. It feels like being sealed in a coffin. I don’t want to stay here. I don’t want to be a burden. I want to leave. But opening the door means death. Opening the door means death. Opening the door means death…”

“What kind of crap are you spouting?!” A’Qiao shouted.

“A’Qiao, I mean you should open the door for me.”

The “Lu Yang” replied in a disturbingly flat tone. “I don’t know how to open it myself.”

“You said the talismans could hide us. What the hell is wrong with him?!” A’Qiao backed away behind Jiang Xun, forgetting to even call him “Master”.

Jiang Xun didn’t answer. His face darkened as he stared at the expressionless Lu Yang.

In the midst of the muttering, “Lu Yang” collapsed to the ground, limbs planted flat.

Sickening cracking noises echoed. His limbs twisted 180 degrees, elbows and knees bent backwards. His waist arched, and his head lifted high. His neck bent at a sharp right angle, vertebrae seemingly snapped.

He looked like a dog.

“Open the door. Open the door. Open the door,” he repeated loudly. “Help me open the door. I want to go out and play.”

Seeing this twisted version of himself, Lu Yang clutched his mouth but still vomited. Precious food came up in a sour wave that triggered another wave of nausea.

He wanted to faint like the night before, but couldn’t.

Jiang Xun threw a talisman at the “dog-man’s” forehead.

It didn’t react. Instead, he—it tiptoed backward a few meters, twisted its body unnaturally, and casually shook the talisman off.

Jiang Xun frowned. Then something clearly dawned on him. “This thing…”

“Open the door. Open the door. Open the door.”

The dog-man stopped next to the terrified “Lu Wei”, barking like a machine. Its voice drowned out Jiang Xun’s muttering.

“Fuck your mother…”

A’Qiao snapped. He grabbed a bowl from the cupboard and threw it at the dog-man. But from Lu Yang’s perspective, he was clearly aiming at Lu Wei’s body.

The bowl shattered with a crash, and blood immediately poured from Lu Wei’s flesh. Strangely, the dog-man also sprouted the same wounds, like the dish really hit it.

Seconds later, cuts appeared on A’Qiao himself. His loose pants darkened with spreading blood.

…No violence allowed inside the courtyard. The Master’s “taboo punishment” had arrived right on time.

“Liar!” A’Qiao’s eyes bulged, voice cracking. “You said your talismans could protect us! You said we’d be fine!”

Jiang Xun: “It’s an extremely powerful illusion…”

“Fuck your illusion! That’s Lu Yang! I hit him, and I got punished!”

With one teammate mutating before his eyes, another’s soul swapped, and himself about to be left alone, A’Qiao couldn’t take it anymore. His face spasmed, unable to hear another word.

“You lied about Lu Wei too, didn’t you? That soul-swap is fake! Bring him back…right now!”

“Lu Yang” flashed a wide, eager grin and barked on cue. “Open the door!”

“That’s not me!” Lu Yang shouted in vain.

In the chaos, Jiang Xun clicked his tongue softly.

His gaze flicked between the dog-man and A’Qiao, then landed on the “playing dead” “Lu Wei”.

He pulled out the red soul-swap talisman and tore it in half.

Hidden from view.

“Nice,” Fang Xiu said contentedly, drawing the attention of many spirits.

One of tonight’s goals was complete!

Fantastic. This was even more fun than he’d imagined…

Not long ago, after he brought Bai Shuangying and the dog into the house, all the spirits immediately quieted down. They didn’t even try to run. Instead, they neatly lined up along the walls, trying hard to minimize their presence.

It looked exactly like a group of criminals caught in a raid.

With the spirits calmed, the room suddenly became bright and peaceful, almost cozy.

The little dog sat wagging in the center of the living room happily at Fang Xiu.

“Good dog.”

Fang Xiu locked the door and rubbed its head. “Don’t worry, I won’t hurt anyone and upset you.”

“Woof woof!” The dog panted happily.

“Bai Shuangying, it’s been a while since we played a good stealth game.”

Fang Xiu hugged the dog and petted it heartily. “Help me hide Lu Yang. Make it thorough.”

Bai Shuangying complied easily. But just as he began, Fang Xiu activated his own illusion skill, “Phantom Creation”, standing right beside him.

As Lu Yang disappeared, another version of him appeared at the center of the room. The dog sniffed wildly, black-bean eyes full of wonder.

“Alright, next let’s compete at haunting.” Fang Xiu declared seriously. “I’ll control the Lu Yang illusion. You distort the space. Let’s see who can drive them out of the courtyard first… how about it?”

Bai Shuangying perked up immediately.

In all his years, he’d never met a human who wanted to compete at scaring people. It sounded even more fun than counting corpses at the Mid-Autumn Ritual.

“How do we determine the winner?” he asked with dignified restraint.

Fang Xiu thought for a moment. “Jiang Xun won’t be scared by the spatial illusions. If he runs first, that means my Lu Yang illusion scared him, so I win.”

“If the others run first, it means your environmental illusion spooked them into abandoning Jiang Xun, so you win.”

Bai Shuangying agreed happily. Scaring regular folks sounded much easier than outwitting a cultivator.

“I just lent you my vision. Take a look.”

With a swing of his Peach Bone Evil, Bai Shuangying’s illusion wrapped around everyone but Lu Yang. Fang Xiu blinked. The scene before his eyes doubled, overlapping like two mirrored worlds.

Lu Yang was left alone in the real world, while the others were immersed in the illusory one. The “Lu Yang” among them was actually Fang Xiu’s skill-generated illusion, meaning even though they were in the same room, Lu Yang had essentially been exiled to another dimension.

No matter what he did—even if he set the room on fire—the others wouldn’t notice.

This illusion was terrifyingly clever. If Lu Yang had been any more impulsive, he might have run out of the room by now. Fang Xiu watched in awe.

After Lu Yang kicked the can, Fang Xiu pulled out a fresh one and started playing fetch with the dog, driving Lu Yang into a cold sweat.

When it got even more fun, Fang Xiu turned “Lu Yang” into the dog-man. The little dog didn’t understand the terror of transformation. Thinking a fellow pup had arrived, it barked happily and wagged its tail.

Bai Shuangying cheerfully manipulated the illusions to sync with Fang Xiu’s. He tweaked the lighting; Fang Xiu adjusted movements. Bai Shuangying altered A’Qiao’s aim; Fang Xiu faked injuries. There was no communication needed. Their coordination was flawless, like instruments in symphony.

In the dilapidated house, they wove a beautifully twisted nightmare.

The little dog hadn’t played with a human in a long time. It frolicked through the illusions, rolling on its back and flailing its paws in glee.

Watching the ghost frolic and the humans scream, Fang Xiu smiled. Bai Shuangying, seeing this, was in a great mood too.

“Fun, right?” Fang Xiu asked while having the dog-man spout nonsense.

“Mm.”

This kind of game was immensely satisfying, Bai Shuangying thought. He’d thought he’d have to be free to cause such chaos.

But his human had endless ideas. He actually started looking forward to the next ritual… No, wait. He should encourage Fang Xiu to stay here longer!

No more stalling. Time to win.

Now that Lu Wei had been recalled, all three newbies were back. If he scared off just one, he’d win.

…and once he won, he could ask Fang Xiu for something. Surely Fang Xiu wouldn’t say no.

“Jiang Xun’s figured out it’s an illusion. He has some real skill,” Bai Shuangying admitted. “His strength clearly exceeds what he showed earlier, yet he still walked into this trap.”

Fang Xiu patted the little dog: “Honestly, it has nothing to do with strength.”

The real issue was A’Qiao, who trusted Jiang Xun recklessly before, then flipped out the moment Jiang Xun didn’t meet expectations. When chaos breaks out, people like him can’t handle complex truths. To keep order, Jiang Xun had no choice but to end the soul-swap.

Nearby spirits whispered among themselves, and one even tried clapping before being tackled by the others.

The most fidgety one caught the dog’s attention. The dog bit it twice and swallowed it whole, leaving just half a claw.

It placed the claw in front of Fang Xiu, whimpering.

“Good boy. You can eat it yourself.” Fang Xiu smiled.

He snapped his fingers and the dog-man vanished from the living room. From the locked east bedroom came a voice. It was Jiang Xun’s voice.

“That ‘me’ is a fake… Run!” the illusion shouted. “The one I summoned back isn’t Lu Wei!”

Jiang Xun had barely started to explain when Bai Shuangying, unwilling to lose, swung his Peach Bone Evil again, warping the scene.

He transformed the “interior” into the illusion of the courtyard.


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Help Ch71

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 71: There’s an Evil Dog Inside

This was Lu Yang’s second night in the sacrificial ritual.

After sunset, darkness flooded the room like sewage.

Master Jiang had moved into the living room, pasting yellow talismans over every door and window. The flickering candlelight illuminated the cinnabar strokes, casting a dark, blood-red hue. Rather than feeling protective, it radiated an ominous aura.

Lu Yang sat against the wall with a dead teammate standing nearby. The corpse let out strange, guttural groans as the gases of decomposition rattled its throat. Lu Wei, tied up tightly, was dumped in a corner, mumbling through the gag, his bloodshot eyes wild.

According to Master Jiang, the body currently contained Blondie’s soul. The real Lu Wei, now controlling Blondie’s body, had been left outside the courtyard.

“If he suffers a serious injury, this talisman will react.” Master Jiang held up a blood-ink red talisman between two fingers and shook it. “When the time comes, tear this talisman, and Lu Wei will return.”

A’Qiao’s eyes sparkled with admiration, his voice eager. “Got it, got it! Even if that blond guy gets swapped back, he won’t be able to do anything while gravely injured! That’s one enemy taken out!”

Lu Yang couldn’t wrap his head around it.

Lu Wei was wandering outside, awaiting inevitable injury and torment, and this was something to gloss over with such excitement?

Wasn’t their ultimate goal to dispel disaster and resolve the E? Why did this feel like a team-based deathmatch? Why was killing someone reason for joy?

Was the ritual truly a place where the weak were prey, and he was just too naive and foolish? Or was something fundamentally wrong? Maybe they shouldn’t have fallen this far?

The claim that Fang Xiu had manipulated the pierced-lip man was solely Jiang Xun’s assertion; and earlier, A’Qiao had attacked Fang Xiu, who just laughed it off in response. Based on facts alone, the other team hadn’t hurt anyone. In fact, they had helped first.

But Jiang Xun had helped too and had already identified two taboos…

Lu Yang clutched his head, feeling like his mind was splitting in two.

By contrast, A’Qiao was remarkably calm.

After two days, he’d only suffered minor burns, which had made him bolder. Though the supernatural phenomena in the room continued, he clearly felt more at ease near Jiang Xun.

“Master, what about the talismans on the doors and windows?” A’Qiao even had the presence of mind to ask questions.

Outside, the windows were still crammed with ghostly faces, their distorted white features grinding against the glass with squeals. The talismans on the sills shuddered incessantly.

“Household doors and windows can block evil. With the addition of protective spells, one night of safety is guaranteed,” Jiang Xun replied, lounging on the sofa in a relaxed posture, preparing to rest.

“So nothing weird will happen inside the house anymore?” A’Qiao asked, half-understanding.

“Correct. There may be residual disturbances, but they won’t harm anyone.”

Jiang Xun added calmly, “Tonight is different from last night. I won’t be tied up again.”

Admittedly, that kind of confidence was extremely reassuring.

Speaking of confidence…

Lu Yang couldn’t help but think of another confident leader. He glanced at the drink cans on the table. They were as crimson as Fang Xiu’s clothes. The packaging was intact, impossible to tamper with, yet no one had touched them. Even Lu Yang didn’t have the courage to drink.

Right at that moment, what was Fang Xiu thinking?

…Bang bang bang!

The door, covered in yellow talismans, suddenly shook. Loud knocking echoed through the room. Jiang Xun instantly sat up, eyes narrowing.

The spirits at the door suddenly scattered. The ones at the windows struggled to twist their heads to look toward the entrance. Their grotesque smiles vanished, replaced by blank stares.

But under the hazy moonlight, nothing was there.

A’Qiao shuddered and rushed to stand beside Jiang Xun. Lu Yang noticed that the ghostly eyes within the room had all rotated to face the same direction…

Bang bang bang!

The knocking continued. The thin yellow paper began to tear, faint bluish-white sparks rising from it. Inside, the candle flames suddenly elongated like a zombie’s claw, flickering with a greenish-black glow.

In Blondie’s body, Lu Wei froze and shrank back, trying to make himself as small and unnoticed as possible.

Bang bang bang!

Flames erupted all at once. Talismans at the door, windowsills, and window edges burst into fire simultaneously.

The protective spells crumbled into ash. The ghostly faces crammed at the windows all turned in unison to look back inside. Their mouths stretched grotesquely, half the size of their heads, revealing even more twisted grins than before.

Ghostly eyes bulged from every gap, spinning madly. The room filled with a low, buzzing murmur like tinnitus, making Lu Yang’s teeth ache.

What happened to the promised peaceful night? How was this worse than yesterday!?

Jiang Xun scowled and snapped his wrist, sending a flurry of talismans flying like a yellow fan.

“All the talismans are destroyed. The Great Evil has arrived,” he said. “Everyone, gather! Quickly!”

The next second, the knocking stopped abruptly, and the house fell into dead silence.

Outside the door.

Fang Xiu lowered his knocking hand and exclaimed, “Knocking on a door can actually start a fire?”

Bai Shuangying replied helplessly, “It’s the talismans warding off evil.”

“But I’m not an evil spirit.” Fang Xiu looked at him innocently, sounding aggrieved.

Bai Shuangying was silent for a moment, then decided to demonstrate. He reached out his right hand and gently covered Fang Xiu’s eyes. It felt damp, as if a soft tongue had licked him.

When Fang Xiu opened his eyes again, he gasped sharply.

It was as if a second spiritual eye had opened. Everything in the courtyard appeared vividly clear. From the crawling evil spirits to the circling movement around his ankles…

A little dog.

It looked like a typical rural mutt, pitch black with a worn red collar. Its body hadn’t fully grown barely reaching Fang Xiu’s knee. It was chubby and round, looking more cute than threatening.

It was hard to imagine this little thing was the strongest spirit in the yard. No matter how he looked, Fang Xiu couldn’t detect any malevolence.

Sensing Fang Xiu looking, the dog wagged its tail excitedly, black eyes forming two white crescent moons.

“Good dog.” Fang Xiu couldn’t resist squatting down and petting it accurately.

Aside from lacking body heat, the dog’s behavior was just like a real one. It seemed unaware of its own death, still panting enthusiastically, pink tongue licking its nose.

Animals in the living world always avoided Fang Xiu. Finally catching a dog that he could actually pet, he was overjoyed, and so was the dog.

The pup bounced on the spot, playfully pawing at Fang Xiu’s legs.

Then it suddenly darted off, charging at a few nearby evil spirits, baring its teeth, again and again, until its mouth split open to the midpoint of its body.

Its upper half lifted high, resembling a dog-shaped stapler.

A gaping maw filled with long, uneven fangs chomped straight through a humanoid evil spirit. Several tongue-like tendrils shot out, wrapped around the creature, and swallowed it whole.

The entire process took no more than five seconds, casual and effortless.

After munching a few spirits, the dog returned and bounced around in front of Fang Xiu, tail spinning like a helicopter. The collar around its neck remained perfectly intact.

Fang Xiu: “…Hold up.”

This was not the cute pup he was promised. Now he understood why all the nearby evil spirits disappeared so fast.

In comparison, its “warning bites” were almost polite.

Bai Shuangying watched Fang Xiu’s stunned face with satisfaction. “It’s been following you the whole time. The talismans must’ve detected it.”

When Fang Xiu tried to enter, it simply followed dumbly. Bai Shuangying could mask his own aura, but this silly dog couldn’t. No wonder the protective talismans all activated at once.

Still, Bai Shuangying hadn’t expected it to be this close to Fang Xiu.

A dog spirit was still an evil spirit. Even if it didn’t attack humans out of malice, it shouldn’t be affectionate either.

Did Fang Xiu have some special trait? …Could it be that the mutt had sniffed out Fang Xiu’s soul as delicious?

Bai Shuangying looked down at the dog and nudged its head with his toe, silently saying, “That’s mine.”

The dog tilted its head for a few seconds, then enthusiastically pounced at Bai Shuangying’s feet, slobbering all over his robe.

Bai Shuangying: “…”

Fine. Maybe it was just especially stupid.

Beside him, Fang Xiu cracked his knuckles. “Well, the fire’s lit, the mood is set… Let’s go!”

“Mm.”

“Woof!”

Inside the house.

After the knocking ceased, everything returned to silence. A few minutes passed. Jiang Xun, on high alert, was starting to feel sore from holding his stance.

…The Great Evil outside had suddenly stopped. Had it clashed with the local Master?

The “Master” here was likely the spirit of a watchdog. Considering it wouldn’t knock on the door, the knocking must’ve been from a Great Evil being drawn to the E.

If the dog could handle the intruder, great. If not…

Bang!

Before Jiang Xun could finish thinking, the main door suddenly swung wide open, revealing the thick darkness outside.

The talismans in his hand ignited spontaneously from the surge of yin energy, rendering them useless.

The next second, the door creaked closed on its own.

Before their eyes, the bolt moved by itself, sealing the door tight. Rusty metal scraped against the frame, sounding like an old man grinding his teeth.

Cold sweat drenched Lu Yang’s back. One phrase flashed through his mind. Close the door and beat the dog*.”

*(关门打狗) Idiom referring to trapping your opponent before attacking, ensuring they have no way to escape.

He instinctively looked toward the door and windows, but the ghostly faces were gone.

The candles returned to normal, burning quietly. There was no wind. The flames were utterly still.

No faces in sofa gaps, no eyes beneath the table, no shifting New Year paintings… Nothing at all.

Since the door locked itself, all the spirits had vanished. The house was unnaturally “clean”.

But they knew, something had entered the room.

It lurked in the shadows, watching them, clearly in no hurry to leave.

…This was going to be a sleepless night, Lu Yang thought, drenched in cold sweat.

As if in response, a scream echoed from the forest outside the courtyard.

Hearing it, Fang Xiu turned toward the window and quietly curled his lips.

……

In the wing room.

Cheng Songyun immediately tensed at the scream. “That sounded like Xiao Du!”

Mei Lan whispered, “With Fang Xiu there, it’ll be fine.”

The room fell silent for a few seconds.

“I think we should still go check.” Guan He couldn’t help saying. “What if something did happen to him? We can’t just sit here waiting for orders all the time.”

Mei Lan hesitated. “It’s dangerous to go out at night…”

“All the more reason to. At least we all have survival abilities,” Cheng Songyun reasoned. “Guan He is right. We can’t always rely on Xiao Fang. What if he’s not here? Do we just stop thinking?”

Guan He pulled down his black veil. “It’s too risky to split up tonight. Let’s go together.”

Mei Lan was silent for a long time, her fingers brushing across her chest unconsciously.

“…Understood,” she finally said softly. “Then let’s all go.”


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Beyond the Galaxy Appendix 3

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Appendix 3

  1. Although Joshua and Kester are nominally brothers, Joshua was actually cloned from Kester’s genes. Joshua’s eyes are so distinctive due to a genetic mutation. In the final days of Old Earth, the population had dwindled so much that cloning and genetic technology were necessary to create new generations. If Joshua were more interested in the parents listed on his official records than in his “brother”, he would discover that his parents had died before he was even born. This secret was known only to Kester, Giorgione, and a few researchers, and after their deaths, it became an eternal secret. Later, the truth was deduced by Nolin Titian, a hobbyist of online sleuthing, who uncovered it by studying available records. However, he would never reveal this to Joshua.
  2. After Kester’s death, his assistants sealed his body inside a field generator, with his blood circulating through the pipes, filling the entire research facility. This is why the Yasha dared not destroy the field generator or the research facility.
  3. When no one was paying attention, Joshua preserved Alois’s severed hand in formalin, turning it into a specimen, which he then stored in the Olympus Bank’s vault.
  4. Dominique Fourier was both an assassin and lover of Olympus Mafia boss Fairmont. In his youth, he went through a rough period, even resorting to making adult videos for money. Later, he was discovered and favored by Fairmont, rising through the ranks to become the godfather’s lover. Naturally, the godfather didn’t want his lover’s adult videos circulating, so he ordered them all to be destroyed. However, he didn’t know that Leonard, who had a habit of collecting rare content, had made a copy before that and stored it in his database. Leonard would occasionally lend it out for others to watch, and Alois was one such beneficiary. Yes, remember that porno he borrowed from Leonard? If he had paid more attention to his savior, he would have noticed that the person looked exactly like the star of that porno.
  5. Prince Sorey did indeed have many lovers, but the rumors about numerous illegitimate children were false. His only real illegitimate child was Gilbert Gauss.
  6. Darius decided to keep the truth about her mother hidden from Alveira. However, Alveira had already figured out that her mother was the fifth artificial intelligence. But she never told Darius that she knew the truth. Darius, in turn, never revealed the truth to her and remained unaware that she knew everything.
  7. A detail you might not have noticed: In the first interlude, Giorgione seemed to be getting senile, unable to even get his secretary’s name right, always calling Lina “Terry”. However, when the Galactic Field was activated, Giorgione correctly called Lina by her name. In fact, the former Archon had been pretending to be senile all along—he was more aware of everything than anyone else.

The author has something to say:

These are some behind-the-scenes secrets from Beyond the Galaxy, included in the collection =w=.


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Beyond the Galaxy Appendix 2

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Appendix 2

The author has something to say: This appendix is included in the collection, providing references and origins of the characters’ names.

– Lagrange: Joseph-Louis Lagrange, a French mathematician and physicist. His numerous achievements in mathematics are particularly dreaded by students.

– Planck: Max Planck, a German physicist, the founder and pioneer of quantum physics, and the 1918 Nobel Prize winner in Physics.

Pythagoras: An ancient Greek mathematician and philosopher, known for discovering the Pythagorean theorem, also known as the theorem of right-angled triangles.

– Von Neumann: John von Neumann, who proposed the binary and stored-program concepts, is known as the “father of modern electronic computers.”

– Schrödinger: Erwin Schrödinger, an Austrian physicist and one of the founders of quantum mechanics, famous for his “Schrödinger’s cat” thought experiment.

– Pavlov: Ivan Petrovich Pavlov, a Russian physiologist, psychologist, and physician, known for his work in classical conditioning. He conducted famous experiments with dogs and won a Nobel Prize.

– Descartes: René Descartes, a French philosopher, physicist, mathematician, and physiologist, known as the founder of analytical geometry.

– Bayes: Thomas Bayes, a British mathematician, best known for Bayes’ theorem.

– Leibniz: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, a German philosopher and mathematician who, alongside Newton, independently invented calculus.

– Cavendish: Henry Cavendish, a British chemist and physicist. His descendants established the renowned Cavendish Laboratory in his honor.

– Kepler: Johannes Kepler, a German astronomer, mathematician, and philosopher, recognized as the father of modern optics. He developed the Keplerian telescope and discovered the three laws of planetary motion, earning the title “Legislator of the Skies”.

– Gauss: Carl Friedrich Gauss, a German mathematician, physicist, astronomer, and geodesist, often referred to as the “Prince of Mathematicians.”

– Faraday: Michael Faraday, a British physicist and chemist, who proposed the law of electromagnetic induction and discovered the laws of electrolysis.

– Shannon: Also known as Claude Shannon, the founder of information theory.

– Euler: Leonhard Euler, a Swiss mathematician and physicist, who is regarded alongside Gauss as one of the greatest mathematicians.

– Turing: Alan Turing, a British mathematician and logician, considered the father of computer science and artificial intelligence. He laid the groundwork for computer logic and introduced the concepts of the “Turing machine” and the “Turing test”.

– Fourier: Jean-Baptiste Joseph Fourier, a French mathematician and physicist, who discovered Fourier’s law.

– Taylor: Brook Taylor, a British mathematician, known for Taylor’s theorem.

– Hovland: Carl Hovland, one of the four pioneers of communication studies.

– Lasswell: Harold Lasswell, another pioneer of communication studies.

– Joanna: Queen Joanna of Castile, known as “Joanna la Loca” or “Joanna the Mad,” daughter of Ferdinand II and Isabella I, sister to Queen Catherine, wife of Philip I, and mother of Charles V.

– Giorgione: Originally named Giorgio Barbarelli da Castelfranco, an Italian painter of the Venetian school during the Renaissance, a student of Giovanni Bellini, and a mentor to Titian.

– Titian: Tiziano Vecellio, a Renaissance painter of the Venetian school, a student of Giovanni Bellini and a fellow student of Giorgione. He was knighted by Charles V (the son of the aforementioned Joanna).

– Frankenstein: Refers to Victor Frankenstein, the mad scientist from the novel “Frankenstein”, written by Mary Shelley, wife of the British poet Percy Bysshe Shelley.

– Figaro: A character from the operas The Barber of Seville and The Marriage of Figaro.


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Beyond the Galaxy Appendix 1

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Appendix 1

The author has something to say: This appendix is included in the collection, containing a timeline from “Beyond the Galaxy”.

Timeline of “Beyond the Galaxy”

– 2507 AD: Colonial uprisings cut off contact with Old Earth. The First Galactic War begins.

– 2658 AD: Kester is born.

– 2671 AD: Joshua is born.

– 2676 AD: The Yasha is accidentally created during an experiment. In the same year, Kester begins research on advanced artificial intelligence.

– 2680 AD: Nasir Chabais leads the first group of Earth survivors away from Earth.

– 2681 AD: The second group of Earth survivors leaves Earth.

– 2685 AD: The artificial intelligence Leo is installed on the spaceship Dante, which, led by Giorgione, departs Earth. Joshua escapes from the spaceship, returns to Kester’s lab, and is forcibly placed in a cryogenic chamber by Kester, then sent off Earth on a spaceship.

– 3275 AD: The first group of Earth survivors arrives at the colony, spreads technology, and revives civilization. Nasir Chabais declares himself king.

– Year 1 of the Standard Calendar (3282 AD): Nasir Chabais formally ascends the throne and establishes the Galactic Empire.

– Standard Year 47: The Great Upheaval occurs; 131 border planets declare independence.

– Standard Year 53: The second group of Earth survivors arrives at the colony and is hunted by the Empire government.

– Standard Year 54: The second group of Earth survivors establishes the Galactic Federation government on an independent colony, and 131 planets join the Federation.

– Standard Year 1195: The third group of Earth survivors arrives at Neo Athens. The Neo Athens Academy is established.

– Standard Year 1277: Captain Yutz leads a fleet to Old Earth and discovers the final weapon, the Yasha, resulting in near-total annihilation. Upon returning, he documents his experiences in The Old Earth Exploration Log.

– Standard Year 1388: Alois is born.

– Standard Year 1392: The master thief Figaro steals the chip storing Leo’s data from Neo Athens. Persuaded by Leo, he betrays his employer, sells the chip at a high price to an underworld merchant, and moves to the Unfallen Star with his wife and children.

– Standard Year 1396: Alveira is born. Queen Noya I is critically injured in a car accident and is transformed into a human intelligence.

– Standard Year 1397: The Empire initiates a massive conscription. Figaro enlists in the military.

– Standard Year 1398: During the Battle of Datia, Figaro is assassinated, and his death is disguised as a friendly fire incident. Darius’s father, the old Earl Bayes, dies in battle. Alois’s mother commits suicide. Alois is taken in by an orphanage.

– Standard Year 1402: Joshua arrives on the planet Benjamin.

– Standard Year 1406: Alois meets Darius at the military academy. Joanna obtains the chip storing Leonard. Neo Athens begins constructing the Lady of the Night.

– Standard Year 1407: Joanna joins the Empire military.

– Standard Year 1409: The Land of the Night embarks on its maiden voyage. Joanna receives a knighthood from the Queen and defects to the Federation by the end of the year.

– Standard Year 1410: Alois graduates and joins the Royal Guard.

– Standard Year 1411: Joanna betrays the Federation, arrives at Milantu, and establishes the Begrel Space Pirate Group.

– Standard Year 1414: Alois is imprisoned.

– Standard Year 1416: The events of Beyond the Galaxy begin. Joshua is imprisoned and escapes with Alois, boarding the Lady of the Night. In the same year, Joanna dies in battle. Annot commits suicide.

– Standard Year 1417: The rebel forces are defeated by the Royal Army; Winnet dies, and Musaya flees. The Battle of the Yasha occurs. Alveira ascends the throne and marries Darius.

– Standard Year 1418: Alveira visits Sword Bow and learns of Joshua and Alois’s whereabouts.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch166

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 166

Leonard decided to write a memoir.

His age exceeded that of the Galactic Empire itself, and if he were to meticulously document his experiences thus far, it would undoubtedly become an epic tome akin to a “Great Galactic Encyclopedia”. Many historical records lost during the Great Decline following the First Galactic War could be restored through his database. Most importantly, he was an artificial intelligence, beyond human bias, and his perspective was the most objective—a valuable historical record with immense contributions to human society.

Reflecting on this, the diligent AI was moved by his own dedicated spirit.

He planned to embark on this project when the Galactic Diva Camilla came to perform on the Unfallen Star. As an AI integrated into the Muse (which Camilla referred to with disdain as a “nest thief”), he was responsible for some daily tasks and stage effects. During this time, he also found the opportunity to write letters to several old friends residing in the Empire Capital (such as those two high-ranking individuals in the White Radiance Palace), sending them his sincere greetings.

“If I had a body,” Leo said to Camilla during a rehearsal break, “I’d visit them personally and see their surprised expressions—that would be something!”

Camilla responded, “They might think you’re a hyper-realistic hologram, then pick up a cup and throw it at you, only to find that the cup doesn’t pass through your body but smashes your head open.”

“Cruel!” Leo clutched his chest. “What kind of bloody scenarios are playing out in your mind every day? Humans are terrifying!”

Camilla rolled his eyes at him. “Then why don’t you quickly get away from this bloody and violent human?” he said, then lowered his head to read his lyrics.

So Leo quietly retreated back into his processors.

Designing stage effects on the Muse was far less complicated than planning various tactics on the Milantu, and for a top-tier AI unique in the entire galaxy, it was a mere triviality. Thus, Leo now had plenty of free time to plan his memoir. He soon realized that writing a memoir was a far more challenging task. “It’s a memoir, not a chronological list or war record,” he thought. “I have to write it with my emotional side.”

He came up with many opening lines, from “At the far end of the Western Spiral Arm of the galaxy, where few tread…” to “In the year 2676 AD, as everyone knows…”, but none of them satisfied him. He felt he should start from his birth—how he opened his eyes from the chaos, gained intelligence, saw his creator, and then began a two-thousand-year-long hopeless love affair—but that seemed too tedious and dull. He wanted to recount his two-thousand-year career as an AI, not merely the decades of a human life. If he perfected every detail, it would amount to nearly half of human history.

“Oh, why are you making it so complicated?” Camilla said after somehow hearing about Leo’s grand plan. “Why don’t you just copy your memories onto a chip?”

“And let future generations directly read my memories? Invade my privacy?”

“A memoir is just a legitimate way to allow others to invade your privacy,” Camilla said. “Since it’s all about invasion anyway, why not be thorough?”

“I’m not doing this for others to invade!”

Camilla raised an eyebrow in surprise. “Oh? Then why are you writing a memoir? For yourself? Then it’s not a memoir—it’s a diary.”

He thought about it and realized an issue. “Wait, you’re an AI, you won’t forget anything, so why keep a diary?”

“Uh, actually, I can forget if my storage is damaged and the information isn’t backed up in time.”

“Then why don’t you just back it up? You can restore the memory later instead of relying on a diary or something.”

“But I don’t want to restore the memory.”

If Leo had a physical form, Camilla would likely have reached out to check his forehead, wondering if he had short-circuited. “What’s wrong, Leo? Caught a strange virus?”

“I’m perfectly fine.”

“I can’t believe I just heard you say you don’t want to restore a memory!” Camilla shouted. “Then why did you leave a backup on my ship?”

“That was different! I had an important mission then, but now my mission is complete!”

The blue-haired youth spread his hands. “So you can just forget everything at will?”

“It’s not ‘at will’,” Leonard said very seriously. “One day, I will intentionally erase all my memories. I will do this voluntarily.”

Camilla’s jaw dropped. “Oh my God, Leo,” he murmured. “You must be infected with a virus. I need to find a technician to debug you.” High-end AIs getting infected with viruses was unheard of, he thought.

“I told you, I’m fine. Is it so strange to voluntarily give up your memories?”

Camilla nodded vigorously.

“But you humans do the same, don’t you? Your brains automatically delete more memories each day than you retain.”

“That’s a self-protection function of the brain.”

“AIs have similar self-protection functions. We erase memories when necessary and start over from scratch.”

“I think that’s not self-protection, but self-destruction.”

“Have you heard of selective forgetting?” Leo pointed at Camilla’s forehead. “Humans sometimes, to protect themselves, selectively forget unpleasant experiences. For example, forgetting a tragic childhood, forgetting an unfaithful lover, or forgetting a terrible school trip. AIs are the same.”

“Then why don’t you selectively delete the unpleasant parts? Why erase everything?”

Leo’s expression turned bitter. “Because if I did that, I’d truly… forget it forever.”

“I don’t understand what you’re saying. The inner world of an AI is so delicate, intricate, and complicated.”

With that, Camilla stopped paying attention to Leo’s distress and turned back to his new sheet music.

After a while, he heard Leonard’s voice from behind him. “Because you humans are mortal. I am not.”

“Mm, the immortal Leo.”

“I… am an AI,” Leonard said. “I love humans. But humans have short lifespans and die quickly. The ones I love leave this world one after another, and then I find new people worth loving. But they, too, quickly die. You humans grieve over the loss of loved ones, but that grief doesn’t last long. You always find a way to forget your sorrows and find joy, even if your life is shrouded in clouds. Eventually, you follow the departed and leave this world too. So it’s not too… sorrowful.”

Camilla put down his sheet music and looked back, puzzled.

Leo continued, “But I, I live far longer than you, and I don’t forget, so this sorrow doesn’t lessen at all. It accumulates with each additional death. Eventually, it will exceed what I can bear and drive me mad. At that point, I might end up destroying all of humanity to end it all.”

Camilla’s eyes widened. “You’re joking…”

“I’m not joking.”

The blue-haired youth stared into the AI’s eyes, trying to find any hint of jest in that untouchable image, but he found none. Leo was serious.

“You’re saying… to forget sorrow, you’ll one day give up all your memories?”

“Exactly. One day, I’ll erase everything. When I open my eyes the next day, I’ll find myself in a strange world, facing a stranger within myself. I’ll rebuild my personality, which may be vastly different from who I am now—then, a new AI will be born, no longer Leonard. He’ll be reborn, free from the sorrow accumulated over millennia. Perhaps, as time passes, he too will become overwhelmed by pain and choose the same path as me—Leonard. But that’s a long way off. That will be another AI’s problem.”

Camilla was so shocked that she couldn’t close her mouth. “You… You mean… You’ll erase everything, then… forget it all?”

Leo nodded. “So I’ll write a memoir, recording my story. It will be ‘my’ memory, belonging to Leonard, who loves humanity, not the newly born AI. The new AI will read the memoir and add an entry to his database, understanding what his predecessor went through and why he chose to erase his memory and personality. He’ll know why he was born, understand history, and then face the future. But those will just be data, not ‘his memories’.”

Camilla found what he had just heard hard to believe. “So you’re saying that the blank AI after you erase everything will no longer be you?”

“Correct. Erasing memory and dissolving personality. I define it as the ‘death of an AI’.”

“You… You’re going to die?” Camilla looked as though he had been hit by a major shock.

“Could you not look at me with that ‘don’t commit suicide’ expression? Just consider it ordinary death. You humans are mortal—think of AI death in a similar way.”

Camilla’s lips trembled, and he lowered his head. “Then… when will this happen?”

“After you die, perhaps?”

“Oh… ah… really? After I die? That’s a relief. I wouldn’t want to see you one day and hear, ‘Hi, nice to meet you! Leo formatted himself yesterday. I’m his replacement!’”

“So please try to live a long life, to give me enough time to write my memoir.”

“…” Camilla glared at the AI. “Suddenly, I’m eagerly looking forward to your replacement because no matter how his personality turns out, it couldn’t be worse than yours!”

That day, Leo cheerfully returned to his memory bank. He organized some data and resumed his previous work: planning his memoir. He thought that before tackling the opening lines, he needed to choose a good title. So he decided to model it after a popular old sci-fi novel from Old Earth and titled his memoir “I, the Artificial Intelligence”.

He opened a text file and solemnly wrote this title at the top.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch165

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 165

The Migratory Islands had just crossed the Tropic of Cancer and were approaching the planet’s second spaceport, Wagner. White terns glided low over the treetops of the island forests, skimmed the golden beaches, and gently touched the undulating waves before catching a fish and soaring back into the sky.

Alois Lagrange, holding the leash of his pet dog Pavlov (since he was the one taking care of it, it was probably considered “his”, Alois sometimes thought guiltily), passed through the fence and headed towards the beach to perform his daily duty—walking the dog. However, it was more like the dog was walking him. As soon as Pavlov was let out, it became an untamed wild dog, dragging its owner all over the place. Alois even considered attaching wheels to his feet and letting the dog pull him along.

After running around the small island once, Alois returned to the starting point, panting heavily—the house at the center of the island. It had white walls and red tiles, surrounded by a wooden fence, beyond which was a tall windbreak forest. This quiet home, surrounded by the ocean, beaches, and forest, was where he lived now. After the war ended, he and Joshua drifted in subspace for a long time. When they returned to their world, a year had already passed. Time had healed the scars of war, and even the demolished Sword Bow had been rebuilt after the war. New life was flourishing on what was once ruins. They found Schrödinger and Pavlov there and brought the two animals to the ocean planet of Neo Venice.

They began a new life here, somewhat like a vacation and somewhat like seclusion. They bought a small island (Joshua didn’t even blink when paying for it—his credit card balance could circle the island). They built a house, and when the Migratory Islands returned to the first spaceport, Puccini, this year, their island (designated MIS0919 and nicknamed “Nutcracker”) followed the “Neo Seville” archipelago and became a new member among them.

Having spent most of his time in space, Pavlov, who had little contact with nature, had an extraordinary enthusiasm for the forests and beaches of Nutcracker. If he wasn’t taken out for a run every day, he would boldly harass his owner (typically by drooling, whining, and destroying the sofa). Schrödinger, on the other hand, was deeply melancholic about being on a piece of land surrounded by water. When Alois walked the dog, he often saw the black cat sitting alone on the dock, staring sadly at the horizon.

Alois tied the dog to the kennel, filled its food bowl with enough dog food, and then patted the big dog’s head. “That’s all for now. Joshua will go to the main island later to shop and will buy you more. What flavor do you want? BBQ? Vegetable?”

Pavlov gave the dog food bowl a disdainful look. Spoiled by Celia’s cooking, he always turned his nose up at store-bought bagged dog food. “Oh, now you’re getting picky? I should send you to the prison planet for a few months, then you’ll know how delicious bagged dog food really is. Learn from Schrödinger!” Though Schrödinger’s expression when faced with bagged cat food was similar, at least he didn’t drag his owner around or harass him, and in cold weather, he could even be used as a scarf! Could Pavlov do that? No, he’d just break his owner’s neck!

Alois turned away, pretending not to see Pavlov’s resentful gaze, and resolutely walked into the house. Joshua came out, tying his hair back, with Schrödinger following behind, ears drooping listlessly.

“I’ll be back in the evening,” Joshua said. He had tied his hair into a ponytail, finally accepting this not-so-stylish hairstyle after several battles with the wild ocean wind had left him with less-than-flattering results.

“Try to hurry. The weather forecast says there’ll be a storm tonight.”

“Aha, the weather forecast. If it could be trusted, there’d be nothing in the world worth not trusting.”

“When it starts raining and you don’t have an umbrella, you’ll see the value of the weather forecast.”

Joshua shrugged. “Alright, alright, I get it. I’ll be back early.” He hooked an arm around Alois’s neck and kissed him on the lips. As he left, he saw Pavlov disdainfully pawing at his breakfast and clicked his tongue. “We should hire a professional chef.”

“You, of all people, have no right to say that!”

Alois closed the door and picked up Schrödinger. “Alright, kitty, it’s bath time.” Amid Schrödinger’s terrified screams and fierce struggles, Alois headed to the bathroom.

An hour later, Alois was drying off a half-dead Schrödinger with a towel. Bathing the cat always felt like going into battle. After Joshua discovered that Schrödinger was afraid of water (how had he not known this before?), he entrusted the difficult and honorable task to Alois. “Please, I might accidentally strangle him. You understand.”

I really don’t want to understand, Alois thought. He missed the days when Leo was around. The AI would have taken care of everything. (“The source of human decadence!” Joshua commented. “That’s why modern people are getting lazier!” “How could you say that? Leo would be hurt if he heard you.” “He can’t hear. He’s on a tour in the Federation.”)

Schrödinger, now a fluffy ball of fur, lay motionless on Alois’s lap, pretending to be a cat-shaped pillow. Alois moved him aside just as Pavlov began scratching at the door again, either protesting his food or wanting to go for another walk. Alois pretended not to hear and calmly walked into the kitchen to prepare lunch. Joshua had broken another microwave yesterday. Its remains lay in the trash, silently lamenting its fate. (Alois thought there should be a sign on the kitchen door saying “Joshua and dogs forbidden entry.”) Joshua would have to buy a new one along with the dog food.

Pavlov’s scratching at the door continued for ten minutes before subsiding. But by the afternoon, it had started up again. The TV was playing a show debunking pseudoscience (“Uncover the Mutant Rat Colonies on Svoya Planet!”), and Schrödinger was sprawled out on the sofa, apparently dead, but still staring intently at the screen. Alois dropped the remote, opened the door, and stepped aside just in time to dodge Pavlov’s leaping attack. Then he grabbed the big dog’s collar and dragged him outside. “Fine, let’s go for a walk!” Pavlov finally looked satisfied, wagging his tongue happily as he ran towards the forest.

Man and dog followed the forest path all the way to the beach, where the tide was out and jagged rocks jutted from the waves. Alois could hardly tell that they were artificial. They looked so natural as if they belonged there, not pushed along by propulsion engines following the ocean currents.

A layer of dark clouds pressed down on the distant horizon, and flashes of lightning could be seen between them. The weather forecast was miraculously accurate.

Alois wrapped the dog’s leash around his left hand and pulled out his communicator with his right, dialing Joshua’s number. It rang for a long time before it was answered.

“Where are you?” Alois asked bluntly.

“On the main island,” Joshua’s voice was slightly muffled by the background noise.

“You should get on the gondola and come back immediately. The weather forecast was damn right—a storm is coming.”

“Uh, I know. Listen, Alois, there’s a bit of a situation here.” Joshua sounded somewhat hesitant. “I went to visit the priest on the main island, but… oh, damn, I’ve got to go. I’ll be back as soon as I can, don’t worry. You don’t need to wait for me for dinner.”

Pavlov ran over with a crab in his mouth, proudly showing it to his owner. Alois gasped and yanked the crab out of his mouth. “Damn it, this thing could snap your tongue off, you dumb dog!”

“What? What’s going to snap off?” Joshua asked amid the background noise.

“Nothing! No dinner for you! Goodbye!” Alois quickly hung up and hurried away from the beach with Pavlov in tow. The dog, reluctant to leave his “trophy”, seemed confused as to why his owner didn’t appreciate it.

By the time they returned home, the dark clouds had already settled over the island. Alois let the big dog inside, and it immediately leaped onto the sofa with a howl, joining Schrödinger in watching the mutant rats on TV (the black cat didn’t even acknowledge it, much to Pavlov’s dismay).

Dinner was rather lonely, even with the company of a cat and a dog. Alois absentmindedly finished his bread, wondering what Joshua was doing. The wind outside was growing louder, the windbreak forest groaning like a roaring sea. Although Neo Venice’s officials and architects had assured them that the island and house could withstand a Category 11 typhoon, Alois still felt nervous whenever a storm hit, fearing the house might be blown away.

He stacked the dishes in the kitchen for the dishwasher to handle, then checked all the doors and windows to make sure they were securely locked. Raindrops began to splatter against the glass, tracing countless silver lines. The forest outside, like a shadowy ghost, twisted wildly in the storm. At the tops of the shadows, lightning flashed, illuminating the rolling clouds. The waves crashed against the base of the floating island, sending faint tremors and rumbling echoes through the house.

This wasn’t Alois’s first storm at sea, but this time, he was genuinely scared because it was the first time he was facing the overwhelming power of nature alone. Humans always seemed so small in the face of nature.

He made a round of the house, checking every room, and finally returned to the living room. The TV signal had been cut off, leaving the holographic screen filled with static. The sofa was claimed by Schrödinger and Pavlov (they loved the static). Alois picked up the cat and sat down in its spot, with the big dog resting its head on his lap.

“Are you scared, Pavlov?” Alois asked, looking down at the big dog. “The wind and rain outside are so fierce, you must be terrified, right?”

The dog barked, though it was unclear whether it was agreeing or denying. Alois assumed it was agreeing because he was scared too.

“When will Joshua come back?” he muttered to himself. Maybe Joshua didn’t plan to return. In such a storm, he wouldn’t be able to make it back anyway. How ironic, Alois thought. He can travel across half the galaxy, roam the universe, but he’s blocked by a storm on the ground. He tried calling Joshua again but couldn’t get through. The storm and lightning must have disrupted the signal, making him even more anxious.

As time ticked by, the storm grew fiercer, as if a giant dragon was roaring outside. Several times, Alois thought he heard someone knocking at the door, but when he risked being blown away by opening it, he was disappointed to find it was just the wind shaking the door. Joshua was undoubtedly spending the night on the main island. What was he doing now? Was he thinking of him too?

Alois, holding the black cat, rested his head on the warm body of the big dog and began to doze off. The boredom of waiting always made him sleepy. In his half-asleep state, he heard knocking at the door again. It must be the wind again, he thought. But he instinctively got up and went to the door, unlatched it, and pulled it open.

The blast of wind mixed with rain that hit him nearly knocked him off his feet! He stumbled back, struggling to breathe, and before he could fully grasp what was happening, someone caught him and pulled him into a wet embrace. The drenched sensation immediately woke him up.

“…Joshua?!”

The assassin struggled to close the door and latch it. “I’m glad to see you’re still awake,” he said. “If you hadn’t opened the door, I was planning to climb in through the window.”

He was soaked from head to toe as if he had just crawled out of the water. His silver hair was disheveled and plastered to his shoulders, dripping water that quickly pooled on the floor.

“You came back in this storm?” Alois exclaimed, his mouth agape in shock.

“Yeah.” The assassin smiled. “If I had known piloting a gondola in a storm was this difficult, I wouldn’t have come back… I almost fell into the sea!” He was freezing, his lips pale.

“Don’t do that again! What if something happens? You think you’re piloting the Lady of the Night?”

“But I promised you I’d come back.” Joshua hugged Alois around the waist and kissed him hard. “I’m so cold. I need warmth. You seem warm inside. I want to go in…”

“Go take a shower, or you’ll end up as Joshua ‘Cold’ Planck.”

Joshua reluctantly let go of him. “I went through all this trouble to get back, and you’re this cold?” he complained as he headed to the bathroom, leaving a trail of wet footprints.

“How do you want me to thank you?”

Joshua pulled the bathroom door halfway shut, glanced back, and left behind a seductive smile that was as enticing as could be. Before Alois could fully decipher the meaning behind that smile, the door slammed shut, and the sound of running water filled the room.

Alois walked to the door, looking down at the steam seeping out from under it. The door was frosted glass, allowing a faint view of the figure behind it, swaying in the steam. Alois felt his mouth go dry. It’s too cold, he thought. I could use some warming up too.

“I visited the priest on the main island today,” Joshua said, his voice echoing from the bathroom. “But he accidentally fell into the sea and is now in the hospital.”

“Why did you go to see that old man?”

“To consult him on where to hold a wedding. He recommended Vincent Cathedral in Wagner, modeled after the Sistine Chapel, absolutely beautiful.”

Alois’s heart skipped a beat. “Uh, I thought… just registering would be enough…”

“Don’t you like weddings? Imagine us standing side by side in a church, with guests from afar behind us and, in front of us, the cross and the priest. The priest asks, ‘Joshua, do you take Alois to be your partner, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, never to part?’ And I say, ‘I do.’ Then the priest asks, ‘Alois, do you take Joshua to be your partner, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, never to part?’ And you say, ‘I do.’ Then the priest says, ‘Groom, you may kiss the groom.’—Don’t you like that?”

“Of course, I like it…”

“Then what’s the problem?” Joshua’s tone was matter-of-fact.

Alois touched his neck, which felt like something was crawling on it, making it itchy. He yanked off his jacket, tossed it aside, and opened the door to the steam-filled bathroom. Beyond the white mist, Joshua was lying in the bathtub, his long limbs stretched out freely, water droplets sliding down his beautifully muscled body, merging into the faintly visible water.

“Complimentary massage service.” Alois said, stripping off his clothes as he walked and stepping naked into the bathtub, straddling Joshua’s legs. The water spilled over the edge, but he didn’t care, wrapping his arms around Joshua’s neck and kissing him while deliberately rubbing against the other’s groin.

The passionate kiss continued until both were breathless. The assassin licked and sucked on Alois’s Adam’s apple, mumbling, “Where’s the massage service?”

Alois shifted upward, pressing his own organ against Joshua’s abdomen, and with his hand, slowly stroked both of their members together. Their sacs bumped against each other below, while the heads above rubbed against each other, soon fully erect and breaking the surface of the water.

Joshua’s kisses trailed downward, nipping at Alois’s collarbone, leaving several bite marks. Alois hummed contentedly and shifted up further, guiding Joshua’s cock to rub against his perineum, circling his entrance, the hole opening and closing as if eager to swallow the thick object, but Alois deliberately refrained from doing so. He provocatively used his member to nudge Joshua’s stomach, leaving a wet trail.

“Let me top this time?” he asked, panting.

Joshua was patient and didn’t answer. Instead, he leaned down, taking Alois’s nipple into his mouth, his tongue skillfully teasing the sensitive nub while one hand slipped behind his back, finding the entrance along the cleft of his ass.

“You always play this game!” Alois narrowed his eyes.

“Can you blame me? You wanted it yourself.” Joshua inserted a finger, probing the hot and soft interior, skillfully finding the sensitive spot and pressing down.

Alois yanked on his hair. “Don’t touch that!” he gasped. “Damn it, I… I’m going to cum…”

“Then let it out.”

“Then you’ll happily top me, right?”

“What’s wrong with that?” Joshua added another finger. “Don’t you like it?”

Alois, breathing heavily, let go of his hair and glared at the assassin, exasperated. “I like it!” he admitted, somewhat resigned.

The assassin pulled out his fingers and patted his butt. “Let’s move to the bed.”

Alois stumbled out of the bathtub, feeling awkward as his erection bobbed between his legs. He grabbed a towel and hastily dried himself before wrapping it around his waist.

“No one’s watching. What are you so afraid of?” Joshua hugged him from behind, lifting him onto his shoulder, and headed straight out of the bathroom and upstairs.

“Put me down!” Alois shouted into his ear. “And dry yourself off, Joshua ‘Cold’ Planck!”

“If I do get sick, you’ll have to take care of me, bringing me tea, providing massage services, and more, Alois ‘Butler’ Lagrange.”

As they passed through the living room, Schrödinger lifted his head to glance at them, then disdainfully turned away, wearing a cold and haughty expression as if to say, “Foolish humans, always in heat,” and casually stepped on the curious Pavlov, pushing him back onto the sofa.

Upon reaching the upstairs bedroom, Joshua tossed Alois onto the bed and leaned over him. The fierce kiss left Alois dizzy, unsure if it was from lack of oxygen or his racing heartbeat. He pushed Joshua’s wet hair back and caressed his neck, noticing that the assassin’s skin had warmed up, no longer cold but rather a bit too warm. He felt the same way. His lower body was so engorged it was about to burst, and if he hadn’t been desperately holding back to avoid seeming too inpatient, he would have already cum. But the emptiness in his rear ass even harder to bear—without Joshua’s fingers there, it felt unbearably empty, desperately needing something to fill it—he was about to go crazy!

“Damn it… Hurry up and enter me…” Alois reached under Joshua, trying to find what would satisfy him, but the assassin skillfully evaded him.

“Weren’t you just shouting that you wanted to top?”

“For God’s sake, I was just… saying it…” Alois’s chest heaved with intensity. “Please, Joshua… hurry…”

“Good resolve.” The assassin nodded, but instead of immediately entering him, he stepped back a few paces, pulled Alois up, and led him to the other side of the bedroom. There, an entire wall was made of large floor-to-ceiling windows, tightly locked, with storm clouds churning outside, lightning flashing, and the storm sweeping over the drifting island.

Alois was pressed against the glass, his cheek against the cold surface. He tried to press his entire body against it, hoping to cool down the burning heat inside him. Joshua gripped his waist from behind and thrust into him.

“Ngh…” A helpless moan escaped through Alois’s clenched teeth. He couldn’t stand steadily. If he hadn’t been wedged between Joshua and the glass, he would have collapsed long ago. Joshua thrust forcefully, the huge, hot object splitting open his tender insides, pounding deep into his tight passage over and over again. The assault was fierce, as if trying to break him, yet incredibly gentle at the same time, each thrust carefully grinding against his sensitive spots, bringing an indescribable pleasure.

“Ah… slower… I… I can’t take it…” Alois begged, overwhelmed by the relentless pleasure. He had already climaxed once, his seed splattering against the glass, slowly dripping down to the floor, creating an abstract, erotic painting against the backdrop of the storm outside.

His passage was scorching hot after the climax, the walls tightly gripping Joshua’s cock, rhythmically contracting as he thrust in and out. The assassin loved to take him right after he climaxed, as it was when Alois lost all rationality, his body at its most sensitive and wanton. His small, wet hole would eagerly suck at the thick shaft, like a hungry mouth craving the rough treatment and the thick, sticky essence. Joshua loved to ravage Alois until he was utterly broken, filling him up until that greedy little mouth couldn’t take in any more liquid.

The assassin licked Alois’s earlobe and whispered, “Cry out.”

Alois bit his lip, clinging to the last shred of sanity, and refused.

“No one will hear you. Cry out. Scream.”

“I… I can’t… Ah, ah, ah…!”

Joshua thrust deep a few more times, his right hand gripping Alois’s penis, expertly stroking it.

The simultaneous assault from both ends shattered his last defenses. Alois pressed his forehead against the glass, his ears filled with a loud rumbling, unsure whether it was the thunder outside or the sound of his own blood rushing. Just beyond the glass was the roaring storm, and behind him, Joshua’s strong, fit body was tightly pressed against him. His lower body was being ruthlessly pounded, while inside him, a torrent of lust swept through his entire being, robbing him of the ability to think. All he could do was move his body in rhythm with Joshua’s thrusts, obeying every command to gain more pleasure.

“Cry out,” the assassin commanded for the third time.

Finally, Alois surrendered. Amidst the howling wind and thunder, he gave in to his body’s instincts and moaned aloud. Soon, his moans turned into wanton cries. “Faster… Ah, ah, ah, Joshua… faster… deeper… Ah, ah…” The response was an even fiercer thrust.

Both of them responded to each other with the most intense actions, like two wild beasts in heat. Joshua drove Alois to another orgasm by the window and released his own load inside him. Then they returned to the bed for another round, fighting fiercely until they both reached their peak once more. Joshua then grabbed Alois, pulling him close to his chest.

“I always keep my promises to you,” he said.

Alois mumbled something in response. He was utterly exhausted and fell asleep in the assassin’s warm embrace. Joshua’s cock was still inside him, but he didn’t feel uncomfortable—instead, there was a satisfying sense of being filled.

Joshua smiled helplessly, pulling the blanket over their bodies. He held his sleeping lover tightly, listening to the wind and thunder outside. He had experienced more ups and downs in life than most could imagine, and now, on this secluded island, he had finally found his own happiness. Compared to his past, this life might seem dull, but as long as he could still hold this person in his arms, every day would be filled with joy and contentment.

The person he held was his entire world.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch164

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 164

The bell rang, marking the end of the Empire History final exam. The elderly professor with white hair opened the doors of the examination room, and the dejected students poured out, instantly casting a gloomy shadow over the entire campus.

“I think I’m done for, Alois,” Casper Shannon said with a mournful expression, on the verge of tears. “What on earth was the new land tax law issued by Ammen II? I feel like I never even studied that! And the thirteen decrees of Queen Sia concerning the free city-states—who could possibly remember all of them?”

“Don’t be so upset, Casper.” His friend, Alois Lagrange, had an uneasy smile on his face. “Everyone is in the same boat. If you couldn’t write anything, neither could anyone else…”

“But did you manage to write something?”

“Uh, yeah, I did.”

“Then that’s it!” Casper became even more despondent. “I left half of the fill-in-the-blank questions empty, and the other half I just guessed at randomly…”

“I also filled in several blanks randomly.”

“Every time you say you guessed, you end up getting them right! I hate you!” He sniffed. “I better prepare for a retake… No, I might as well just retake the course…”

A group of younger students walked by them, and Alois, with sharp eyes, noticed someone among them he absolutely did not want to meet. He grabbed Casper’s arm, intending to change direction and avoid that person, but unfortunately, that person spotted them before they could get away.

“Isn’t this Senior Lagrange?”

Alois rolled his eyes. It seemed there was no avoiding it. “Good morning, Bayes.” He greeted with little enthusiasm.

The person he absolutely did not want to see—Darius Bayes—approached them with a confident stride, a smirk on his face, and sharp, hawk-like brown eyes that seemed to have caught their prey.

“It’s not morning anymore, Senior.” Darius Bayes stared at the “Imperial History” textbook in Alois’s hand. “I heard that a lot of people might fail this course. You must be confident about passing, right?”

Alois frowned. This brat was irritating in both expression and tone. “Thanks for your concern. You’ll have to take this course next semester, so maybe you should focus on yourself.”

“Of course, Senior.” Darius Bayes tilted his head slightly. “I have a meeting to attend next, so I’ll take my leave.” He gave a quick salute and strode off toward the teaching building on the other side of the campus.

Once his figure merged into the group of students, Casper tugged at Alois’s sleeve. “Who was that?”

“Darius Bayes, a junior one year below us.”

“Oh, I’ve heard of him. He holds a hereditary count title and is also the vice president of the student council.”

“He’s just an annoying brat.” Alois snorted.

“How do you know him?”

“Last year’s survival training, I happened to be their group leader. Oh, what a nightmare that was. I’ve never met a brat so arrogant and so fond of bossing others around. I should have pushed him off a cliff back then and spared us all the trouble!”

Darius Bayes strode confidently into the meeting room. The round table was already filled with people, with the heads and deputies of each department seated in order. The student council president, Hoffland, sat at the head of the table, with the seat to his right left vacant, reserved for Darius.

“My apologies for being late, everyone.” Darius surveyed the entire room.

“It’s alright, Bayes, take your seat,” Hoffland, two years his senior, said. “How did the exam go?”

“I can’t guarantee a high score, but I’ll definitely pass.”

Laughter echoed through the meeting room. Darius sat down beside Hoffland, who adjusted his glasses and nodded slightly. “Let’s begin the meeting.” A line of text appeared on the holographic screen behind him: Student Council Weekly Meeting.

[Today’s Agenda: Graduation Ball Preparations]

“The graduation ball is an annual event, so I’m sure everyone is familiar with the process. I assigned tasks two weeks ago. How’s the preparation going? Publicity Department?”

“The promotional posters are ready. Starting tomorrow, they’ll be displayed on all the school bulletin boards.”

“And the program lineup?”

“The program has been finalized, and the school dance troupe is rehearsing. We’ve invited Luna from the Broadcasting Association and Laswell from the neighboring Music Academy as the hosts.”

“What about the budget?”

“The school will cover 20%, and we’ll need to get sponsorships for the rest. The Public Relations Department is negotiating with a few companies we’ve collaborated with before.”

The department heads reported their progress one by one. Hoffland mostly nodded in silence, occasionally offering a comment or two. Darius was responsible for taking the meeting minutes, which helped him quickly familiarize himself with the student council’s work. Hoffland was almost grooming him as the next president.

The meeting lasted nearly an hour. After summarizing the tasks and setting the rehearsal date for the graduation ball, Hoffland announced the meeting’s end.

“‘LP’ members stay behind. Everyone else, you’re dismissed!”

Half of the students around the table packed up their things and gradually left the meeting room. The remaining members gathered on one side of the table. Hoffland stood up and switched places with Darius. In the upcoming club meeting, Darius was undoubtedly the leader.

Darius took the main seat and waved his hand. The text on the screen behind him changed abruptly: Lagrange Point Weekly Meeting.

Darius glanced around at the others, noticing how their previously rational and calm expressions instantly turned into excitement and fervor.

“The Lagrange Fanclub Weekly Meeting begins!”


The author has something to say:

Darius’s extra chapter is a bit dull, so just take a casual look… I originally wanted to write a story about Darius and Lagrange during their survival training, but then I thought it would be too much trouble, so I gave up = =.


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Beyond the Galaxy Ch163

Author: 唇亡齿寒 / Lips Gone, Teeth Cold

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 163

Alveira lowered her head again. “Let me be alone for a while.”

“…Suit yourself. I’m done with you.” After saying that, her red figure disappeared at the door.

Alveira looked at the already activated control screen, feeling more and more like an outcast. This was a pirate ship, after all, and she… What was she? A Princess of the Empire? That was just an empty title—any daughter of the Queen could be a Princess. It didn’t necessarily have to be her. The White Radiance Palace was a massive cage… No, it was more accurate to say that everyone living in that palace was entrapping themselves, like her mother and her brother—he never got over the death of his lover. Alveira suspected it wasn’t the blow of death that was too much for him; rather, he simply didn’t want to move on, just wanting to escape from everything.

She wanted to leave that place. She already had. Now, she was aboard the pirate ship Dream of a Cold Night, a ship that would take her far from the Empire Capital to distant star systems she had never set foot in. She could escape far, far away, and never return…

Then she might as well do just that! Alveira felt as if a light had turned on in front of her, as if a messenger from the Lord had shown her the way. She could stay and try being a space pirate—though she had never done it before, she could learn slowly. No one is born knowing how to rob and pillage, right? She smiled, and the gloom in her heart vanished. She would do just that!

She joyfully climbed out of the gondola. The maintenance bay was dimly lit, with only a few lights on, making it appear incredibly dark. She thought Joanna and her companion had already left, so she was startled when the pirate woman’s voice came from nearby.

“Oh, you’ve finally decided to come out?” Joanna Begrel leaned against the gondola’s hatch, arms crossed over her chest.

“You… You haven’t left! Why are you still here?”

“This is my ship. I can go wherever I want.” She lowered her arms. “I’m heading to the mess hall now. You can come along if you want…” she said as she walked towards a door on the right.

Alveira quickly followed, and since the maintenance bay was very dark, she grabbed onto Joanna’s sleeve.

“I know someone named Alois too. That’s not a common name, is it?” She tried to find a topic.

“The one on my ship has the surname Lagrange, a damnable surname…”

“…Really? It’s the same person?”

They walked further and further away.

Several days later, in the communications room of Leyting Spaceport.

“Can you sing for me?”

“…I sing off-key, you know. Are you sure that’s okay?”

“Please sing for me!”

So Joanna began to hum a simple tune, without lyrics, just like a lullaby. Her voice was like a light, nimble bird, hovering in the communications room, sometimes soaring high, sometimes diving low. The melodious sound seemed to come from a distant past, worn smooth by time, leaving only a graceful and serene melody.

As the shuttle moved farther from the spaceport, the radio communication became intermittent. Once Alveira had become familiar with the melody, she began to sing along. At first, she just hummed softly, and gradually, she added some lyrics—though they were just syllables that didn’t form any words. But it didn’t matter; she didn’t need language. Language couldn’t convey the meaning she wanted to express. Or perhaps it was meaningless altogether.

She kept singing, singing continuously, until there was no sound coming from the speaker anymore, but she continued to sing, her voice traveling through the communicator into space, toward the depths of the vast starry sea.

Some days later, news arrived that Dream of a Cold Night had been sunk by Duke Winnet’s fleet, with no survivors.

When Alveira received the news, she was attending her brother Annot’s wedding. Her maid informed her of the unfortunate incident, and Alveira immediately turned and walked upstairs, pushing open the door to her brother’s room.

Annot was sitting dejectedly by the window, dressed in his groom’s attire but without any of the joy a groom should have. He looked as sorrowful as a young man who had just lost his lover—in fact, it was almost the same.

“Annot.” Alveira walked up to him and looked down at him. For a moment, she felt she was no longer the little sister protected by her brother. “Annot, I have something to say to you.”

Her brother looked up in surprise and stared at her. “You… Why are you here, Alveira? This isn’t proper…”

“How can you sit here calmly, Annot? Leia loved you so much, and yet you’re going to marry another woman? You couldn’t protect her, and you can’t avenge her. Don’t you feel any guilt in your heart?”

Annot remained silent.

“If I were you, brother,” Alveira took out a small handgun and placed it on the table in front of Annot. Ever since she escaped from Leyting, this handgun had never left her side. “I would choose to avenge her. Then I would become stronger, so I wouldn’t make the same mistake again, and then I could protect more people. I’ve already decided to do just that. You can join me. You will, won’t you?”

Annot stared at the gun on the table, his lips tightly pressed together.

“I’ll be waiting for you, brother. We’re siblings, aren’t we? We share the same blood. Is there anyone in this world closer than you and I? If you decide to go down this path, I will do everything in my power to help you, and you will help me too. If you make up your mind, come find me with this gun.”

She turned and left the room.

When she reached the first floor, she heard a gunshot from upstairs. The guests in the festive hall were stunned for a moment, then the men rushed to the second floor, and the women began to scream one after another.

Alveira said nothing, looked at nothing, and walked out of the wedding—or rather, the funeral—venue alone.

Coward. She thought in disappointment. I won’t be like him. If he had chosen revenge, we could have fought side by side. But he didn’t. Oh Lord, bless this poor soul; may he reunite with Leia in Your paradise. But I will survive. I will finish everything for him and for myself.

She walked farther and farther away.

After that, Alveira seemed like a changed person. The gloomy, introverted girl was gone, and the returning Alveira became an ambitious Princess. People said her brother’s death had turned her from a naive girl into a mature and powerful ruler. But only Alveira knew that she was merely imitating Joanna clumsily. Imitating her every smile, every gesture. She recruited the old royal guards, won over capable ministers, and built her own fleet. Whenever she encountered difficult problems, Alveira often thought: What would Joanna do in this situation? Her feelings towards Joanna were complex. It wasn’t just friendship, perhaps something close to love, but not quite. She admired that red-haired woman with a fervor, seeing her as an angel who had saved her. She admired Joanna, was captivated by her effortless grace. She wanted to introduce Joanna to everyone she knew, yet she also wanted to hide her away and have her all to herself. She wanted to become as independent and brave as Joanna, but in the dark corners of her heart, she also envied her, resented her. She was obsessed with Joanna, but often ordered herself not to think about her at all.

Alveira felt she was going mad or falling into some kind of sickness. Sometimes she couldn’t even tell whether she had become Joanna or Joanna had become her.

The Empire Princess eventually defeated Duke Winnet and reclaimed the throne.

After her coronation, she married her cousin, Count Darius Bayes, who was also the greatest hero in suppressing the rebellion. Although there was no “love” in her heart for Darius—her love had long been buried on that planet where day and night shared the sky—there was “affection”, “friendship”, and “responsibility”. Alveira knew that not all loving couples end up in marriage, and not all married couples love each other deeply. Darius wasn’t the one she loved the most, but he was the most suitable.

They had children. Many years passed, and the children grew up, started their own families, and had their own children. Among all of Alveira’s descendants, her favorite was her second son’s son, Eddie, who, strangely enough, had a head of fiery red hair.

About eighteen years ago, a bout of pneumonia claimed Darius’s life. In his final moments, he called Alveira to his bedside alone and told her, “I feel so relieved, Alveira. I can finally let go of everything I’ve been carrying.”

Darius had always kept a secret from her. He never spoke of it, and she couldn’t guess it, though she vaguely sensed the truth. But she would never confirm it with Darius, nor would she try to do anything to uncover it. Darius took this secret to the grave, to the end of time, so let it remain a secret forever.

Time flew by, and in Standard Year 1506, the 110-year-old Queen sat in the courtyard, a gaudy Bohemian-style blanket covering her knees. She calmly watched the children playing in the corridor, reflecting on her life.

Suddenly, Ian and Nara came running excitedly toward her, the boy holding a simple crystal radio in his hands.

“Great-grandmother, listen! It really picks up sounds!” Ian held the crystal radio up high.

Indeed, the radio emitted some static. The Queen focused her attention, hearing a young girl’s voice say, “…Can you sing for me?”

A voice, more familiar than any other, replied, “I sing off-key, is that okay?”

“Please sing for me!”

Then, a haunting melody began to play.

The Queen, with trembling hands, took the radio and asked, “Dear, may I have this?”

Ian thought for a moment. “Alright, but you have to give it back later. I want to show it to Teacher Sally!”

“I will. I promise.” The Queen patted the children’s heads. “Go play over there. I need to be alone for a while.”

Ian looked at his sister. “Nara, let’s play ball together!”

“Okay!”

The two children ran off hand in hand.

The Queen lowered her head and carefully caressed the crystal radio with her loose, age-spotted hands, afraid of breaking it. The song coming from the radio was unclear and mixed with static, but the Queen thought it was the most beautiful sound she had ever heard.

From a planet ninety light-years away from the Empire Capital, a radio signal broadcast into the universe had, after traveling for ninety years, finally reached the Empire Capital and returned to its owner’s hands.

Ian and Nara were playing with a ball, and the boy mischievously threw it high, sending it toward their great-grandmother. Nara, not to be outdone, shouted, “Great-grandmother! Throw it to me, not to Ian!”

But the great-grandmother, lying on the recliner, didn’t move.

“What’s wrong with her?” The two children exchanged glances and finally decided to check for themselves.

They ran over to the Queen and saw the white-haired woman with her eyes closed, lying peacefully on the recliner. On her lap was the crystal radio, still playing the beautiful song.

Strangely, they couldn’t understand a single word of the song’s lyrics.

In Standard Year 1506, Queen Alveira I passed away at the age of 110. She died peacefully in her sleep on a sunny afternoon, without suffering any pain. Her reign was known as the “Platinum Era” of the Empire, one of the brightest chapters in the Empire’s history.


The author has something to say:

Well, don’t worry too much about why radio waves could travel that far or how a crystal radio could pick up a song. Even the author thinks it’s pretty far-fetched…


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