Stray Ch282

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 282: Canyon Secrets

“You’re going to look for the Bobley Tree?”

The driver was shocked. He tightened the reins. “If you two are short of money, I can help you find work. Seriously, the Bobley Tree? That’s not a good idea.”

“We’re traveling so we want to try our luck,” the young man in the carriage responded with a smile. 

Out of view, the driver shook his head. Lately, he had been carrying dozens of ignorant speculators, all of whom came for the Bobley Tree.

The Bobley Tree grew deep in the canyons southwest of Garland. Its fruits were an invaluable spice, possessing a unique, rich sweetness. Nobles favored it in desserts and fine wines, making its price comparable to that of gold.

“This definitely is more dangerous than you think.” The driver couldn’t help but speak up again. “My home is near that damn canyon. The Bobley tree coexists with an Intermediate Demon. That kind of demon is called—um, what was it again? Anyway, it’s extremely vicious. So many fools have died under the tree because of it!”

“The Bobley Snake,” a gentle voice from another young man interrupted.

Oh, it’s that handsome guy with gray eyes, the driver thought. Compared to the brown-haired boy, the driver was more impressed with Gray Eyes. Gray Eyes actually brought a gray parrot with him—quite a rare pet.

“Yes, the Snake,” the driver muttered.

Inside the carriage.

“…Thank you for the reminder.” The journey was long, and chatting with the driver was part of the fun of traveling. Nemo stretched and lay his head on Oliver’s shoulder.

Since starting to live a peaceful life, Nemo had become more and more fond of classical travel. At first, he and Oliver were excited to travel through space and see the various famous places recorded in history. Lately, they found that this method was too simple and crude, which greatly weakened the excitement of adventure.

So they set all kinds of strange goals and traveled like ordinary people. For example, such as now—

A few days ago, Jesse had given them two Bobley fruit pastries and then spent an hour explaining this rare fruit. Oliver and Nemo were wary of a certain someone’s uncharacteristic generosity, but the Bobley fruit was indeed delicious. Oliver was convinced it would be great for jam, and they just needed to update their menu.

So, after finding out information on the Bobley Tree, the two of them resolutely embarked on their journey.

“Jesse didn’t mention anything about the Bobley Snake. That guy must have done it on purpose.” Oliver tilted his head and leaned against Nemo’s. His cheek pressed against the black hair and his voice became muffled due to the flattening of his cheeks.

“I’ve only heard about it,” Nemo whispered. “It doesn’t matter. It can’t beat us.”

Oliver: “……” For a moment, he didn’t know whether to mourn for the Bobley Snake or be shocked by Nemo’s serious statement.

By the time they reached their destination, Mr. Ramon’s sympathy for the snake had vanished.

In the desolated canyon, the lush branches and leaves of the Bobley Tree towered into the sky. The Bobley Snake coiled around the tree like decorative light strips, covering it from top to bottom.

This demon was deep green, resembling a snake covered with rings around its joints. Each joint bulged with watermelon-sized eye-like structures, and these “eyeballs” were completely black and flashed an ominous green fluorescence. The snake clung to the giant tree and slid silently, like a light strip swaying in the wind.

The Bobley Fruit grew near the top of the tree. If one wanted to reach it, they couldn’t avoid this strange and dangerous demon.

“Wow.” Oliver sighed while looking up. “No wonder the Bobley Fruit is so expensive.”

“Yeah.” Nemo also looked up, following the Bobley Snake as it leisurely climbed up the tree.

As the sun set, its rays cast a hazy glow across the misty canyon. A gigantic demon was perched on a tree, like some kind of totem pole, creating a weird, yet magnificent scene.

He was often fascinated by the evolution of organisms—how amazing it was that the Bobley Tree relied on this demon for pollination; a symbiotic relationship. Without the Bobley Snake, the tree wouldn’t bear fruit at all.

When harvesting the fruit, locals must prepare special boots and gloves and move quietly during the day—when the Bobley Snake was asleep. The Bobley Fruit grew firmly at the top of the tree, so picking it quietly required substantial skills.

“It’s nothing to be proud of. It just looks scary.” As a Corewen Flat Snake, the gray parrot looked down on this “distant relative”. “If this thing were truly powerful, it wouldn’t have escape from the Abyss to the surface…”

In order to fully express its disdain, it turned its claws on Nemo’s shoulder and mooned the Bobley Snake.

As night fell, the snake’s terrifying eyes opened wide. In an instant, dozens of shimmering “green moons” seemed to appear among the branches of the Bobley Tree. The snake crawled even faster, making rustling noises that tingled in the darkness.

According to the script of the bards, a battle between human and demon was destined. However, Oliver didn’t even draw his sword. He just looked at Nemo with interest.

“Be brave, Your Majesty,” he said with a smile.

Nemo’s face soured a bit.

Now he could communicate with demons without difficulty. Unfortunately, neither this amazing ability, nor the vast knowledge of the Pillar of the World made him extroverted or talkative. Even if the other party was a demon snake with a rash, this would still be a deadly street confrontation.

“Good evening.” Nemo turned to the Bobley Snake. He held his breath and skillfully greeted the snake stiffly.

Lord Bagelmaurus turned its head guiltily and looked back, still maintaining its mooning position.

The Bobley Snake froze in confusion for a few seconds, then a flat, insect-like head popped down. Rancid saliva dripped from its “mouth”, chilling the air.

[Human?] It didn’t attack immediately, apparently still confused. [Don’t smell like a human.]

“I have a question for you.”

The shaking of the snake’s big head increased Nemo’s tension. “You, uh, your staple food isn’t humans, and you have no interest in the Bobley Fruit… So why do you attack humans who try to pick it?”

He tried to sound calm.

The snake let out a silent roar; a foul smell blew out like a gust of wind and saliva almost splashed on Nemo’s face. Nemo opened his mouth halfway and looked at his knight for help—this was a tricky social problem that was better left for Oliver.

Oliver came over decisively. He grabbed the gray parrot and turned it around so that its head was facing the snake. Then he leaned over to Nemo’s ear and whispered something.

“I’m sorry. The way I asked the question just now was a bit rude.”

With the knight’s secret advice, Nemo straightened up his back. “Are you dissatisfied with the fact that humans always come to pick the fruits? Maybe we can help.”

The snake’s intelligence wasn’t low, but it wasn’t high enough to the point where it would consider “Why can this human communicate with demons?”. Its attention was quickly shifted—

[Every day! Every day after sunrise!]

It cursed loudly, and the Bobley Tree creaked as it twisted around it. [Damn humans. These people are always harassing me while I’m sleeping! They’re buzzing around here, thinking I can’t hear them!]

The Bobley Snake continued to hiss angrily, making the giant tree shake dangerously.

[If I ignore them, they will climb up and pick the fruit, making even more noise,] it continued gloomily. [As soon as I wake up, they will run away, then come back again when I’m asleep—]

Nemo: “…………” Mr. Demon King’s expression gradually became subtle.

Oliver turned his head and looked at the mosquitoes flying in the night, as if he understood something.

“I think I know how to handle this…”

Nemo shooed away the mosquitoes buzzing around his ears and leaned closer to Oliver and whispered his plan. Oliver just turned his head back, causing Nemo’s lips to brush against the tip of Oliver’s nose.

Oliver leaned in closer and whispered to Nemo.

“You’re becoming wiser, Your Majesty.”

A few days later.

Jesse Dylan sat in the corner of the pub, spreading Bobley jam on his bread. The air was filled with a wonderful, sweet aroma.

“How did you two do it?” he asked curiously.

“I told them to pick the fruit at night, making sure that the snake is awake before they do it.”

Oliver put down two large bottles of Bobley liquor and said, “As long as the villagers are willing to keep quiet and offer some chicken to the Bobley Snake, it will tolerate them picking the fruit.”

The snake agreed to Nemo’s suggestion and also greeted its fellow “kind”. Soon, the village near the canyon will become the largest producer of Bobley Fruit.

“A perfect plan, as always.” Jesse devoured his bread spread with jam, gracefully and quickly. “I knew you two would bring peace…”

“…And cheaper Bobley fruit.” Nemo stopped behind Jesse and rested a hand on his shoulder. “I guess you care more about the latter.”

Jesse stopped chewing and used every muscle of his body to make him look “innocent”.

“Don’t worry, Nemo,” Oliver said gently. “Just charge him five times the price for this meal.”

“You can’t do this!” Jesse cried pitifully. “They are Mr. Light’s people. It’s not my place to interfere.”

Oliver shrugged. “Honestly, you’re not short of money, so why do this?” He had already ruled out the possibility that Lord Zenni decided to “make the Bobley Fruit affordable for the world.”

“You two obviously like the Bobley Fruit.”

Jesse didn’t answer his question but just muttered sadly. “Alright, alright. This ‘hiring fee’ is low enough… Wait, don’t open the wine yet! I want to take it home.”

Nemo paused, his brows rising higher and higher.

He suddenly felt that the current situation might have something to do with the commandment that “Knights of Judgment must avoid extravagance”. The Knights of Judgment of Laddism rarely drank alcohol; at most they would consume a light wine to quench their thirst. They would never indulge in something as exorbitant as the Bobley Fruit wine.

“You can pay the original price for the wine,” Nemo said. “But I’ll charge you five times the price for that jam and bread.”

Jesse sighed and took out his purse.

After Jesse left, Nemo neatly wrote down “Bread with Bobley Jam” and “Bobley Liquor” on the new menu and marked a sufficiently cheap price. Beside him, Oliver had already poured two glasses of the pink Bobley wine.

The wine was crystal clear, and the ice cubes made a soft sound as they melted.

“Cheers!” Amidst the sweet aroma, the two happily clinked their glasses.

Nemo had a few blank spots left on the menu—they would fill in those gaps with new trips, he thought with satisfaction.


The author has something to say:

Happy Qixi Festival, everyone! See you again on Valentine’s Day next year—!

Next comes the sweet inspiration tour for the tavern menu √

The two of them are probably the legendary type of laid-back owners who run the shop for half a year and travel for the other half. The demon king and hero’s journey never ends (*/ω\*)

Sharing life together is the very best ☆


Kinky Thoughts:

It seems the extras (besides the mini extras) will continue for all of Nian Zhong’s series! These are “Benefits” chapters, longer than her mini extras, that are exclusive only to the JJ app and will be updated periodically.

I can’t complain, since I love me more Stray.

Happy reading.


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Help Ch147

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 147: The Three-in-One Strategy

Radiance scattered the darkness above. From the sky descended countless beams of light, while the ground burst forth with thousands of fire pillars. They closed in like the jaws of a great maw, sealing Bai Shuangying’s true form within Xushan.

Bai Shuangying’s rage hadn’t yet subsided. It was as if he had suddenly found a circle of fences in his path and began ramming into them repeatedly. After only a few collisions, visible cracks began to appear.

The immortals had no time to form ranks. One representative descended from the heavens, and another rose from the Underworld, while the rest quickly formed a formation to resist Bai Shuangying’s fury with full force.

The two immortals rushed toward Zhuang Guiqu and his disciple, swiftly halting the deadly ritual they were performing. But even after the pain stopped, Bai Shuangying’s wrath remained undiminished.

He had been deceived a hundred years ago, again five years ago, and now once more wounded deeply by humans. They say even a clay figurine would have some temper, so how much more so a being of Heaven’s Will?

The two immortals stood before Zhuang Guiqu: one appeared as a cheerful elder dressed in fine silk, radiating fortune and longevity; the other wore a tattered burial robe with a face like a corpse frozen in sorrow. But their eyes both burned with the same fury, as if wishing to tear Zhuang Guiqu limb from limb.

Fang Xiu immediately activated the hair ring, concealing both himself and A’Shou completely.

A’Shou fixed her gaze on the sorrowful-faced ghost immortal and hissed, “Back in the day, that old man really was the number one ghost immortal.”

“He had a vile temper. Died a century ago. I can’t believe I’m seeing him again here.”

Despite the formidable lineup before him, Zhuang Guiqu didn’t appear the least bit flustered.

Maintaining the form of a child, he lifted his wooden mask to reveal a surprisingly delicate and elegant face. A’Shou couldn’t help glancing at Fang Xiu—Zhuang Guiqu’s features didn’t resemble Fang Xiu’s, but that insufferable cleverness was nearly identical.

“Greetings, seniors,” Zhuang Guiqu greeted with ease, bowing politely and standing firmly.

Zhuang Feng wasn’t as composed. Still young, he was overwhelmed by the pressure of the immortals and could barely remain upright. Even though he revered Zhuang Guiqu, he collapsed into a kowtow, sweat pouring down his forehead.

“Zhuang Guiqu, do you admit your guilt?” asked the immortal with the face of fortune, his tone solemn.

“The Xushan Evil has injured people time and again, and five years ago incited a great calamity, costing the lives of countless elite soldiers. Just look at the black forest and white fruits. This is irrefutable evidence!”

“The imperial army is stretched thin, the borderlands in chaos, and the people are displaced. Turmoil is on the horizon. I came specifically to seal this Evil and restore morale—for the peace of the world. Where is the guilt in that?”

Zhuang Guiqu stood tall and spoke with measured clarity.

“With your level of skill, you clearly understand the power of a Corner of Heaven’s Will. Peace for the world? Looks more like you’re courting catastrophe!” the sorrowful ghost immortal sneered. “How bold. Why not sacrifice you now to appease the Spirit of the Mountains?”

As soon as he finished speaking, a whirl of sinister energy flared around him, forcing A’Shou to step back.

Zhuang Guiqu smiled.

Though his current form was that of a child, his expression didn’t match the features—but at a glance, the smile was pure, even “sincere”.

“The Corner of Heaven’s Will is no mortal. After all it has endured, it’ll need at least a thousand years to calm its fury. I’m not the only one who provoked it, and it’s still in a rage. If you kill me now as an offering, can you really be sure it’ll stop?”

“I understand that you seek peace for the human world. But think about it—if from the start you had thrown me out and it didn’t accept it, you’d be the ones who ‘initiated’ hostility against the Corner of Heaven’s Will.”

He deliberately paused, a glimmer of mischief in his eyes. He asked silently, “Will you risk it?”

Everyone present understood that immortals were stuck between the human world and Heaven’s Will. Humanity was ever-changing; new generations every hundred years. But the Corner of Heaven’s Will endured as long as the heavens themselves. Coexistence was inevitable.

“…So why not work together to resolve this? Let my line persist, and when a thousand years pass and Heaven’s Will has calmed, if it’s still angry, you can hand us over then. Everything can be negotiated.”

A’Shou couldn’t stop herself from looking at Fang Xiu again. This mix of stubborn twisting and deliberate manipulation was eerily familiar.

Zhuang Guiqu’s words made it clear: “I know you’ll intervene. I’m using you.”

The ghost immortal furrowed his brows and was about to explode with rage, but the other immortal caught the nuance and stepped forward. “A thousand years from now?”

The situation had escalated quickly. They couldn’t recklessly harm Bai Shuangying, nor could they let him harm humans. Every spell the immortals cast was cautious and restrained—it was unbearable. Now this mortal was talking about “a thousand years later”… It was a curious proposition.

Zhuang Guiqu’s smile widened. “If I dared to act, of course I have a plan.”

He turned his face toward the shifting lights and shadows in the dark, his eyes shining.

To him, it wasn’t the cannons of life and death, but fireworks lighting up a celebration.

Fang Xiu stared unblinkingly at Zhuang Guiqu’s profile, holding his breath while listening intently. Even Bai Shuangying had stopped writhing within his flesh, listening with him.

“…The Corner of Heaven’s Will is pure in temperament, no more complex than a beast. If you trap it in Xushan, feed it well, and keep it comfortable, over time it will surely calm down.”

“As for how to trap it—let the Underworld lend the power of Immortal E’s.”

The sorrow-faced ghost immortal narrowed his cloudy eyes, words of protest forming but not spoken. He rubbed his sparse beard and frowned. “Use the karma and yin energy of the Immortal E’s?”

Zhuang Guiqu nodded earnestly. “Heaven’s Will is the principle of karma. Immortal E’s are its manifestations. Use its own spear to pierce its shield. Karma chains will surely be effective.”

“Also, karmic force gathers yin. It will nourish the Corner of Heaven’s Will endlessly. You can say this is killing two birds with one stone.”

The fortune immortal’s expression softened slightly.

It really wasn’t a bad idea—

Originally, the Spirit of the Mountains already resided within Xushan and showed no interest in the outside world. If they gently confined it and continuously fed it yin energy, it wasn’t even truly an attack. It was closer to divine mediation.

The Spirit would be well-fed and sleep for centuries, awakening to a changed world. By then, its grudge against humanity might not be as sharp.

From Zhuang Guiqu’s perspective, as a mortal, he was truly resolving a crisis for the human world, granting it peace for centuries to come.

He had thrown himself into this chaos with boldness yet plausible justification. He exploited cosmic forces with eloquence and rationale. Truly a remarkable figure.

With this realization, the two immortals relaxed a bit.

The ghost immortal sighed deeply. “Fine. I will gather the Immortal E’s and prepare the seal.”

The fortune immortal flicked his sleeve. “I will grant you the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art. The sealing is complex. You will accompany us.”

Zhuang Guiqu kept that pleasant smile and bowed solemnly.

“I’ve contemplated this sealing for many years and devised a perfect method. If the two of you are willing, I’d like to share it.”

“Construct a tower between yin and yang, to contain the Immortal E’s…”

Even before Zhuang Guiqu finished describing the plan, Fang Xiu—who didn’t know magic—could already understand.

Inside the Disaster Relief Tower would be the Shrine of All of E’s, alongside sacrificial rituals—

Find sinners among humanity and force them to resolve the E’s. If they succeed, it stabilizes the world. If they fail, new Immortal E’s would be born, which would give the immortals better control over the sealing.

Additionally, the more Immortal E’s that exist, the more yin energy can be fed to the Corner of Heaven’s Will. With enough nourishment, it would not resist with full strength.

Coming from Zhuang Guiqu’s silver tongue, the plan sounded flawless. He was smooth, pragmatic, and the proposal genuinely benefited both Heaven and Earth. The two immortals were even more at ease.

Mortals had limited vision. Zhuang Guiqu had done more than enough. Why be picky?

Even A’Shou couldn’t help nodding, almost persuaded. But then she recalled Zhuang Feng’s expression of ecstatic discovery when he first found the Corner of Heaven’s Will. That brought her back to clarity.

Still, the Disaster Relief Tower had stood for years and was officially acknowledged by both the human world and the Underworld. A’Shou thought it over repeatedly and couldn’t figure out what personal benefit Zhuang Guiqu might gain from it.

In her confusion, she instinctively turned again to Zhuang Guiqu’s suspected counterpart—

Fang Xiu was smiling.

His mismatched eyes narrowed, and his grin was dazzling. This wasn’t his usual obedient smile, nor one of genuine delight. It was twisted, ghostly, enough to send chills through even A’Shou, who was herself a ghost immortal.

“If I didn’t already know what this guy was scheming, I’d suspect I was his reincarnation.”

Fang Xiu murmured, “So that’s it. That’s what you’re after.”

Not far away, the immortals were already preparing the seal.

Zhuang Feng knelt on the ground, reverently bowing toward Zhuang Guiqu.

Zhuang Guiqu held the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art in one hand and gestured with the other, assisting with the spell.

“This disciple shall record everything truthfully,”

Zhuang Feng murmured, eyes brimming with tears.

“Master and the immortals together sealed the Corner of Heaven’s Will. Everything happened just as you said. Before the ancestors of the Guishan Sect, the Spirit of the Mountains was nothing to fear!”

“People only think that ■■■■■■■■ is the ■■■■■■■■!”

Whether due to the influence of the Immortal Encounter E or the presence of Bai Shuangying inside him, the muddled sounds in Fang Xiu’s ears suddenly began to clarify.

“People only think that the Spirit of the Mountains is the ■■■ of Xushan—Master, you are the one truly worthy of being called the ■■■ of Xushan!”

Those voices roared in Fang Xiu’s ears. His head throbbed as if pierced by knives, but his focus had never been sharper.

“People only think that the Spirit of the Mountains is the God of Xushan—Master, you are the one truly worthy of being called the God of Xushan!”

Nearby, in an unremarked corner close to Zhuang Feng, the old book belonging to Zhuang Guiqu faintly glowed, then sank back into darkness.

…Just as expected. Fang Xiu held his breath.

The mountain ghost, too, is a god. Beneath Weishan, the trees grow dense.

The mountain god, too, is a ghost. Within the Disaster Relief Tower, it becomes an evil spirit.

No wonder Bai Shuangying could directly recognize the God of Weishan. No wonder Fang Xiu could summon him from the Disaster Relief Tower.

It all came down to that one phrase: “Born of the Nine Springs, never parted for a lifetime.”

Only someone as equally mad as Zhuang Guiqu, only someone like Fang Xiu, could summon the resentful Bai Shuangying.

At this moment, Fang Xiu fully understood Zhuang Guiqu’s true plan.

“A’Shou Jie, you saw it during the Grave-Sealing ritual.”

Facing the countless flashes of sealing light, Fang Xiu’s voice carried an eerie lightness.

“The Guishan Sect stole yin energy from the Disaster Relief Tower to nurture prodigies—birthing monsters like Cen Ling, a living ghost immortal.”

“But a ‘Corner of Heaven’s Will’ starved to weakness still must be put to use—if there are man-made ghost immortals, there must also be man-made Immortal E’s to match.”

A’Shou’s face turned ghostly pale. Her gaze darted quickly to the old book beside Zhuang Feng.

“To plan the construction of the Disaster Relief Tower… to seal the Corner of Heaven’s Will… the karma from this is enough to create an unprecedented E.”

Fang Xiu whispered quietly.

“I think… I know who the ‘man in black’ is.”


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Help Ch146

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 146: The So-Called Bargaining Chip

The hand that appeared in front of the porcelain figurine was exceptionally beautiful. Its fingers were long and elegant, the skin flawless like jade. The five fingers were gently cupped, the index finger slightly relaxed—its pose resembled a lotus bud.

It paused hesitantly in place, not reaching for the figurine immediately. Zhuang Guiqu waited patiently for the right moment, his body tensed to just the right degree, every inch of him performing fear and wariness.

That left hand hovered for several seconds, then finally inched forward and grasped the porcelain figure.

The water mirror couldn’t reflect this, but under the crude wooden mask, Zhuang Guiqu curled his lips into a smile.

Just as the hand relaxed, ready to guide the way, Zhuang Guiqu lunged forward and grabbed it.

The scattered wild fruits and sweet potatoes burst open, revealing hidden magic weapons buried beneath. Waves of green ripples flared through the air. The porcelain figurine began to vibrate, and fine golden chains emerged from within, locking directly onto the hand.

The hand visibly paused, seemingly confused by what had just happened.

A moment later, it began to tremble violently. The fingers twisted at unnatural angles, convulsing in spasms. Though it made no sound, Fang Xiu felt as if he could hear its silent screams.

Fang Xiu stared coldly at Zhuang Guiqu through the water mirror, his nails digging into the flesh of his palm, drawing warm blood.

His limbs were ice-cold, and he felt no pain. There was only a prickling numbness. All his attention was fixed on the struggling left hand.

It must hurt terribly.

Bai Shuangying had always been good at enduring pain. Even during the Grave-Sealing ritual, when he had cut away part of his body to protect Fang Xiu, he had managed to act calm and unbothered.

To be twisting like this now meant the pain had to be unbearable.

This time was different.

From Bai Shuangying’s perspective, a century of conflict with mortals was little more than a squabble. The last time Zhuang Feng set the mountain on fire, it was at most a “shove” in terms of offense.

To a Corner of Heaven’s Will, sulking was one thing, but human harm remained negligible.

From Zhuang Guiqu’s perspective, though, this was a completely different story.

The gap in power was just too vast. How does one confront a giant beast alone?

The hardest, yet most “honorable” method was to trap it alive without direct confrontation.

A bit simpler was to find a powerful enough weapon and try to kill it.

The simplest, and seemingly least effective method was to hurt it.

For mortals, capturing a Corner of Heaven’s Will was pure fantasy, and killing it even more so. But as an exceptionally gifted cultivator, Zhuang Guiqu could theoretically achieve one thing if he tried hard enough: maximize its pain.

Sure, such pain wouldn’t damage Bai Shuangying’s core. But just as red-hot needles piercing your fingertips, there were countless ways to torment even without fatal harm.

Fang Xiu struggled to describe how he felt now. He had thought he couldn’t hate Zhuang Guiqu any more than he already did, yet his hatred had now doubled.

One part was for the ghost he loved suffering. The other was a subtle hatred of someone too similar to himself.

Fang Xiu hated the parts of himself that resembled that man.

Like now, he knew exactly what Zhuang Guiqu would do next.

Unfortunately, the others couldn’t see through it.

Across the water mirror, Zhuang Feng was filled with passion. “This is the sealing technique my Master spent half a lifetime researching. Everyone, assist him!”

The cultivators thought it was a sealing spell and sprang into action, each using their own powers with great enthusiasm to charge into the mountains. The soldiers at the base also began to organize, preparing to march upward.

The first cultivators to reach the scene spared no effort.

Some enhanced Zhuang Guiqu’s spell, helping him amplify its power.

Some brought out their most treasured artifacts to help pin down that poor left hand.

One even went so far as to burn his own spiritual core, transferring all his power to Zhuang Guiqu—the old Taoist who had lost his son. His eyes were bloodshot, and the dry hair of his beard bristled upward.

His magic coalesced into a faintly glowing red beam that surged into Zhuang Guiqu’s body.

Grief and vindication twisted his features. His once-yellowed eyes quickly shriveled into something plastic-like. Even without understanding magic, Fang Xiu could tell that his life force was draining rapidly.

His cheeks sank further, his wrinkles cracking like parched earth.

Within two minutes, the old man could barely stand. He staggered in place and instinctively looked around the human world—

As if he knew it would be his last glance.

At last, his gaze landed on Fang Xiu’s striking red robe. His misshapen eyes turned slightly, revealing a pure smile. Perhaps he was recalling the taste of pastries from earlier.

The moment he fell, his body crumbled into brownish-yellow powder. He died without a sound.

Fang Xiu didn’t respond to the old man’s final smile.

He stared silently at the handful of earth below him for a long time.

The old man died believing he was sealing a great evil, protecting humanity, avenging his son.

What he had truly done was sacrifice his life to intensify Bai Shuangying’s pain and push the world one inch closer to ruin.

Zhuang Feng was even more enthusiastic.

He stood by Zhuang Guiqu’s side. Hundreds of flaming sword phantoms spun in the air as he personally protected his master.

In the midst of the blazing magic, the only thing left untouched was the book Zhuang Guiqu had brought, lying in a corner. Its pages rustled softly in the wind.

Just as Fang Xiu had guessed, the relentless agony had driven Bai Shuangying into pure rage.

The mountains trembled violently. Birds took to the sky. The ground shook so hard people couldn’t stay standing. A’Shou drew her sword without hesitation and used it for balance.

“That lunatic Zhuang! Is he trying to get himself killed?!”

She had made tactical plans in tents, fought on real battlefields. Strategy was supposed to be cunning, but she had never seen a plan this insane.

Zhuang Guiqu had done nothing but provoke Bai Shuangying with no defenses, no escape plan. Nothing!

“…He’s very clever,” Fang Xiu finally responded softly.

“A ‘Corner of Heaven’s Will’ like Bai Shuangying, born of Heaven and Earth itself, is exceedingly rare.”

“The gods and immortals of the celestial court or the Underworld need offerings, worship, or were once mortals themselves. The human world is the foundation of their existence. They can’t just stand by and let it be destroyed.”

“In this kind of survival-level crisis, justice no longer matters. Even if Bai Shuangying has suffered the greatest injustice, the gods will still side with humanity.”

A’Shou wrinkled her face. “That’s all logical… but how can Zhuang Guiqu, the person who started it all, be sure the gods won’t come for him?”

“Because he has a bargaining chip.”

Fang Xiu unconsciously touched his lips.

“Zhuang Guiqu is a master of magic, a government official, and a highly respected figure among the people. In these turbulent times, if the gods treat him as a villain, it will throw the world into chaos.”

“On the other hand, when gods descend to fight the Corner of Heaven’s Will, they need an out—they must let humanity participate. If the Corner of Heaven’s Will holds a grudge in the future, they can point to a responsible ‘scapegoat’.”

“So for the gods, having Zhuang Guiqu serve as the mortal ‘hero’ is all gain, no loss. It helps stabilize the world, and it ensures the God of Calamity will focus his hatred on someone ‘deserving’. Perfect.”

“Zhuang Guiqu knows it. The gods know it. They just tacitly agree.”

A’Shou had no words.

After a while, she asked suspiciously, “How do you know all this…?”

“Because Zhuang Guiqu and I are the same type of person.”

Even more alike than you think, A’Shou Jie.

Fang Xiu wanted to smile at her but failed.

His palm was torn to a bloody mess by his own nails, and his heart was cold as ice.

A’Shou glanced at Fang Xiu’s bleeding fist and softened her tone. “If that damn emperor brat had even half your cunning back then, I wouldn’t have died so pointlessly.”

Around them, the shaking of the earth grew more violent. The cracking of collapsing mountains echoed nonstop. Before the sun could even set, Bai Shuangying’s massive body surged from the mountain, shimmering and shifting in the sunlight.

The remaining cultivators stared at the rapidly approaching form in shock.

Their heads tilted upward, limbs and tongues twisting into coarse black branches. A forest of black trees formed instantly. Only Zhuang Guiqu and Zhuang Feng remained standing, still attacking Bai Shuangying.

This time, Bai Shuangying didn’t target only the instigating Zhuang Guiqu.

Filled with rage and grievance, his true form surged outward through the fractured mountains toward surrounding lands.

The sky changed color again, dark like ink bleeding across the horizon.

Fang Xiu didn’t know whether Bai Shuangying wanted to destroy humanity or just force Zhuang Guiqu to stop. Honestly, his ghost’s intentions no longer mattered.

With Zhuang Feng guarding him, Zhuang Guiqu was like a splinter lodged in Bai Shuangying’s throat, nailed into the mountain.

The pain would not end.

A’Shou shielded Fang Xiu with one arm, both of them hiding behind a withered black tree.

Perhaps because Bai Shuangying resided within Fang Xiu, the wild corruption avoided them. Strangely, Zhuang Guiqu and Zhuang Feng had also survived the contamination.

…However, the elite soldiers had yet to appear. Understandably so—the Guishan Sect wouldn’t be foolish enough to repeat the same move from five years ago.

Fang Xiu could guess who had taken their place this time.

The sun was about to set. The Corner of Heaven’s Will was about to reach the town at the foot of the mountain.

Considering the size of Xushan, if Bai Shuangying’s true form spread in all directions, a third of the Kui Dynasty’s territory would fall within his reach.

At that moment, the massive creature looked like water about to spill from a cup, rising along the rim, ready to flood outward.

Finally, in the center of the dark sky, a golden light tore through the black.

Billowing auspicious clouds rolled in. Celestial music echoed, suppressing the dreadful roar of a collapsing world.

From the quaking ground below, thick gray mist rose, revealing the vague silhouettes of an army.

Dark energy surged over the land, black trees swayed, and even the white fruit on their branches let out eerie moans.

At the center of all this chaos, the childlike Zhuang Guiqu stirred.

“Karma…”

He mumbled hazily, “It’s here… Karma has arrived…”


The author has something to say:

Xiao Bai’s anger has been revealed, and Xiao Fang’s fired up too!


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch8

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 8: Death Scene

“Are you blind?” a roar came from behind him.

How could anyone ask such a stupid question? Myss turned around and regarded the speaker with his fresh, warm eyes. Only then did he realize he seemed to have bumped someone’s shoulder.

The person he’d hit was a middle-aged man in fine clothes. The instant he saw Myss’s face, his anger miraculously disappeared.

“I mean, you should watch where you’re going, young man.” The man’s tone suddenly softened.

“……” Myss rifled through his memory and chose the word that would end the conversation fastest. “Sorry.”

Taking offense is a kind of caring, and he couldn’t care less about the humanoid in front of him.

But the man had no intention of leaving. Smiling, he stepped half a pace closer. “If you’re really sorry, how about having a drink with me?”

Myss decisively sidestepped him and headed straight for the inn’s dining room. Whatever. It wasn’t as if he’d killed the man on the spot; he had already apologized.

The man’s expression soured, and he reached out to grab Myss.

“Please stop, Lord Covington!”

A young girl hurried over, the broom still in her right hand. Myss remembered her; she was the one who had upgraded them to a suite for free. She looked no more than sixteen.

“Please don’t start anything inside the inn,” the girl said anxiously. “If you’re unhappy, we can comp you a…”

“Out!” Covington shoved her aside with contempt. The girl gave a little yelp and nearly lost her footing.

“I need to teach that brat some manners,” Covington shouted. “A rude, arrogant ranger has offended a nobleman, a royal investigator, a universally recognized gentleman—”

Myss stopped and looked back in puzzlement. “Where are the other two?”

The girl couldn’t help but burst out laughing. Covington’s face lengthened and he punched her in the nose. The faint smell of blood instantly wafted in the air. The commotion brought out another employee, an older man. At the sight of him, the girl cupped her swelling nose and whispered, “Uncle.” She tried, unsuccessfully, to swallow her sobs.

“I apologize, Lord Covington. We are truly very sorry,” her uncle said, bowing low without asking a thing.

“You certainly should be sorry,” Covington said coldly.

He pointed at Myss and launched in, “That ranger seduced a young girl and lured her to a nighttime tryst—I saw it all! That’s illicit relations!”

Faced with the charge falling out of the sky, the girl froze in fright.

She pressed her nose tight; blood dripped between her fingers. Her uncle turned pale and looked at Myss, nearly in despair.

They could all guess what would come next—the ranger could roam the world, so Myss could easily offend him and walk away. Convington would then make the charges stick and bar Myss from entering Rosha ever again. As for whether this would implicate the mere girl, Lord Convington couldn’t care less.

However, Myss didn’t leave immediately.

Illicit relations—Myss had heard of it. The slave traders had said unmarried men and women were forbidden from having intimate physical relations.

It was a delicate offense that people usually didn’t bring it to light, just as no one questioned what a slave owner did to his own slaves. But once the charge stuck, both parties would be imprisoned.

He didn’t care about that; no human prison could hold him. But this man claimed to be a royal investigator. He might know something useful.

Myss thought for a moment, then walked up to Covington. “Looks like you really do want to have a drink with me.”

He stood very close. Covington flushed, still speaking loudly. “I mean, if you come with me to make a confession… since you and that girl didn’t have time to do anything, I’ll let it slide…”

“Then let’s go,” Myss said.

The girl gave a sob; she seemed to have misunderstood, her eyes full of apology. Myss didn’t acknowledge her look and just followed casually behind Covington.

Covington’s room was at the other end of the corridor. It was a single suite furnished with luxury.

The lighting was warm, the flowers in the vase were still beaded with dew, and the table was piled with refreshments and fruit. Beside a silver bowl of whipped cream, Myss spotted fresh raspberries.

“You shouldn’t have made this so complicated,” Covington said as he drew the curtains, his voice a mix of annoyance and self-satisfaction. He puffed out his chest, turned with great presence, and then—

He discovered Myss eating his late-night snack.

Myss sat properly at the table, focused on dipping raspberries in cream, as if Covington were nothing more than a squeaky clothes rack.

Convington: “……” 

His face flushed again, his chest heaving violently. “Don’t play dumb. I only have to say the word to have you locked up in Rosha for half a year!”

Only half a year? Myss couldn’t help laughing.

The one who had locked him up for three hundred years hadn’t been this arrogant. He wondered whether Salaar had finished that bag of croutons; his own midnight snack was far more sumptuous.

At that laugh, Covington’s tone softened again. “Listen, as long as you behave…”

“Mm-hmm, I’m listening,” Myss said offhandedly, then steered the topic. “If you really are a royal investigator, you should know Rosha pretty well.

Are there any lunatics in town who like to tinker with magic? Or other abnormal people?”

He asked so naturally that Covington was thrown for a loop. “You mean that demon…”

Halfway through, he snapped back to himself. Damn it, the other’s attitude was like placating a wailing child. 

“Boy, what’s that tone?!” Covington roared.

Myss didn’t answer—he had finished the raspberries and cream and was busy enjoying a plate of roast quail with sauce.

Veins bulged at Covington’s temples. He whipped out his staff and muttered under his breath for quite a while. A chain of blue light sprang from the staff’s tip and quickly wrapped Myss’s wrists and ankles.

“I didn’t want to be this rough.” He gritted his teeth. “If only you would… you…”

Myss easily crushed the chains and kicked them aside. “‘That demon’? And then what?”

Covington choked. It was as if he suddenly sobered up; a fine sweat broke out on his forehead.

Myss had used no magical artifacts and didn’t chant any incantations.

Mages would spend their lives trying to shorten casting time. Covington had heard of mages who cast with extreme speed; without exception, they were powerful figures.

And this kid was young and arrogant. Could he be the prized disciple of some archmage?

“That demon, well,” Covington replied dryly. “That’s classified. I can’t disclose it…”

But if he didn’t talk… he was in the wrong right now, and if this guy went back and complained, his career could be finished.

“The Demon of Rosha” was a thorny case. He had already been anxious to the point of life and death, and his migraines were getting worse by the day. Damn it, how was he supposed to clean up this mess?

Maybe he should confess to this kid, say he had been under too much pressure lately and that was why he had done something so ridiculous…

From the bottom of his heart he wanted to get out of this hellhole…

…He was homesick…

“Mom…” Covington let out a faint, abrupt cry.

Myss found himself standing up without realizing it.

He smelled the fragrance again. It came from Covington a few steps away, even sweeter and richer than the woman in the bookstore.

Myss knew it was just beneath Covington’s skin, seeping out as a warm aroma. It was like freshly baked butter cookies slipped into a paper bag; all he had to do was tear the wrapping and devour it.

Maybe he could eat Covington and see what would happen.

But a part of his mind—the part Salaar had nagged ragged—told him not to. Covington’s status was troublesome. If he ate him on a whim, they could forget about a quiet investigation afterward.

Fine. The priority was to ask about the demon.

Lord Karns had tried to summon a demon, and a demon had actually appeared in the city of his pen pal. What were the odds? The “demon” was almost certainly connected to that mysterious correspondent.

Myss was still thinking when that wonderful scent suddenly weakened.

Covington gave a bewildered burp, his limbs twitching like an insect’s. A moment later his staff clattered to the floor, and his arms and legs bent rapidly, folding unnaturally across his chest.

Covington was obese and this posture didn’t suit him. Yet his bones curved stubbornly, sinking his head and limbs deep into his own flesh. His skin sealed over as swiftly as honey, drawing out flesh-red threads.

A translucent wild rabbit poked its head from the back of his neck, but it had barely emerged halfway before it snapped back, as if yanked to where it came from.

Like that, Covington arched high and began to float, his whole body congealing into a flesh-colored egg, or a chrysalis.

His heartbeat grew fainter and fainter until it vanished into the silent room. The fragrance vanished with it, slipping away and leaving only a tasteless husk behind.

At the instant Covington died, a hoarse caw of a crow sounded outside the window.

The transformation was so swift that Myss hadn’t even finished his roast quail. With the quail bone between his teeth, he regarded the corpse in displeasure.

How did this guy transform at the drop of a hat and then die in such a grotesque shape—

Bang!

Covington’s door flew open. Salaar rushed into the room, then fell silent.

Why did the scene look so familiar? He had just finished appraising the Old Aiken mincemeat, and now he was greeted by Lord Covington’s corpse.

The body was curled like an embryo, bobbing in the air like a nightmare. In the dim light, the space right around it warped slightly; something was clearly off.

Salaar threw a cup at the corpse. The little wineglass passed straight through, as if it were only a phantom.

“Believe it or not, this time it wasn’t me.”

Myss picked up a bowl of custard from the table. After saying it, curiosity struck him. “Did you come to save him?”

“More or less.” Salaar sighed. “That little girl is very brave. She hesitated for a bit, then still ran to find me and said my companion was in trouble… Speaking of which, why did you go with him?”

He didn’t think Myss had been trying to help the girl.

Chewing custard, Myss said, “He claimed to be a royal investigator, so I wanted to pry some things out of him. I wasn’t planning to kill him.”

“But he’s dead,” Salaar said. “You say it wasn’t you, and I believe you. Others may not see it that way.”

“‘You believe me’?” Myss couldn’t help repeating. Was this guy really that trusting?

“All right, my Demon Lord, there’s no need to lie about something like this.” Salaar snatched the custard from his hand. “We can discuss details later. For now let us leave—”

Crash!

Another huge sound, this time from the window.

Countless shards of glass crashed to the floor as a pitch-black figure hurtled into the room.

The man was swathed in a tattered cloak and stood nearly two meters tall. He wore a top hat and a mask that looked like a bird’s beak.

With his heavy breathing, a choking herbal smell spread through the room. Three to five crows settled at his feet, cawing at the top of their lungs.

Myss tensed at once. A rainstorm of power slammed into his brain. Without a doubt, another predator had stepped into his territory.

At the same time, dozens of chaotic footsteps sounded outside the door, clearly rushing towards them.


The author has something to say:

The beaked mask is a plague doctor’s mask!

Salaar: My friend, why does anyone who is alone with you end up dead? Am I the only survivor?

I am planning a new novel—if you are interested, little angels, click on it and bookmark it.

A Crime Unworthy of Death

Original • Pure Romance (BL) • Modern and Contemporary • Fantasy

Childhood friends (?) becomes sworn enemies

Tags: strong x strong, soul swap, twist of fate, supernatural abilities


Kinky Thoughts:

Summary for Nian Zhong next upcoming novel:

On the night of their decisive victory, General Luo Xia was mysteriously attacked and his consciousness slipped into a parallel world.

In this unlucky timeline, they failed to stop the apocalypse, the base was destroyed by enemy espers, his special-ops unit never even existed, and he lost contact with all his subordinates. His childhood best friend and brother-in-arms, General Yi Beiwang, had no memory of him at all.

Then Luo Xia discovered that in this worldline the enemy organization’s world-ending boss—whose identity was shrouded in mystery and “deserves a thousand deaths”… seemed to be himself.

Grim, justice-obsessed gong × adaptable, sly shou

Post-apocalyptic espers. A story where he tragically becomes the enemy boss and, while being hunted by his comrade (?).

————

A note: The title is based off the idiom “Deserving of (ten) a thousand deaths” (罪该万死), which refers to a crime that is so great, even a thousand deaths won’t be enough to atone for it.

In this case, one word is replaced to make it “Undeserving of death” (罪该不死), which basically means the opposite, where the crime doesn’t deserve death.


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch7

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 7: A Strange Scent

Myss was shaken awake by Salaar.

When he opened his eyes, the caravan had just stopped at the city gate. The caravan only took them as far as the gate of Rosha; everyone had to pass the entry inspection independently.

Rosha’s city walls were high, with wilted weeds growing from the cracks. The sun had just set, and the bluish-gray stone merged with the shadows, turning dim and indistinct, its power to intimidate dropping sharply.

Something must have died nearby as the top of the walls were packed with crows. Their hoarse cries were incessant, setting people’s nerves on edge.

Kai said his goodbyes first and trudged off, dragging his suitcases with difficulty. Before leaving, he remembered to recommend the best-value inn in the city.

Salaar took a “Resolve to Elope” pill, then handed one to Myss and motioned for him to swallow it.

“The medicine is fine. I checked it,” he said.

“Why should I take it?” Myss asked warily. He suspected Kai was a swindler. At least to his eyes, Salaar’s presence hadn’t diminished at all.

“The Karns family is trouble. They will not let ‘me’ go so easily.”

Salaar didn’t explain much. “It’s best if we’re not remembered by the guards. If only I hide, the guards will remember your face all the more clearly and that will indirectly implicate me.”

Myss offered a very sincere suggestion. “Then allow me to gouge out your eyeballs. I guarantee no one will recognize you.”

Salaar: “Brilliant. Why didn’t I think of that?”

“Excellent. You can handle all the socializing and odd jobs next, and I’ll only heal my eyes when absolutely necessary…”

He hadn’t finished speaking when Myss gulped down the “Resolve to Elope”.

Myss wasn’t sure what raspberries tasted like, but this stuff was actually kind of good.

……

While the effect lasted, Salaar headed to a bookstore first. In one go he picked out about ten books and, just to be safe, added a dictionary.

As long as you did not touch the beautifully bound premium editions, ordinary books weren’t expensive. The tradeoff was that their pages were thin as a cicada’s wing, and the ink had a strange astringent smell.

“A Brief History of the World”

“The Foundations of Magic”

“One Hundred Common Spells”

“Eight Possible Causes of the Calamity Scourge”

……

A slave’s vocabulary could only handle trashy novels; the words in serious books were long and complex, making it difficult for Myss to decipher.

The only thing he could be sure of was that there were no books about the “Chaos Archdemon” or “Saint Salaar”. To be exact, there were none on the nearby shelves either.

While Salaar had his head down choosing books, Myss slipped off to a more distant corner and stopped in the storybook section.

Here, their names were written on covers and set alongside fairy tales and bedtime stories.

One book even had a stick-figure cover. In the picture, Salaar wore a red cloak and raised a comically large sword. His eyes were just two black ink dots, while a laughing mouth took up half his face, giving him a goofy look.

Myss opened “The Brave Salaar.

It was a picture book for children, with only one or two lines on each page.

It told Myss that Salaar had been born into a happy commoner family and showed an extraordinary gift for battle from a young age, and that he was summoned by the king after he grew up.

For no clear reason, the king announced that Salaar was the only one who could defeat the Chaos Archdemon and Salaar inexplicably believed it. With a cloak on his back and a jeweled sword in hand, he rushed off all by himself toward the ferocious… er, Chaos Archdemon?

Myss frowned at the “Chaos Archdemon” in the picture. The author had no imagination and drew him as a bedsheet ghost, only extra large and extra black.

On the last page, Salaar’s sword pierced the Archdemon’s heart and ended the Night Scourge. He himself died under the Archdemon’s curse, a silly grin still plastered on his face.

Myss: “……”

Salaar’s three hundred years of being sealed were completely omitted, and the thousand-strong elite soldiers he led weren’t even mentioned. The story’s only “brave” element seemed to be that Salaar had the guts to believe the king’s nonsense.

What a mess! Even he felt Salaar didn’t deserve that.

“Are you buying that book?” a gentle woman’s voice sounded beside him.

Myss turned and saw a woman in her thirties with a basket on her arm. She gave him a timid smile and repeated, “Are you buying that book? …If you do not really need it, could you let me have it?”

Myss couldn’t be bothered to answer and chose to put the book of lies back where it belonged.

Only then did he realize that “The Brave Salaar was actually selling well. This was the last copy on the shelf.

“Thank you, handsome.” The woman let out a breath of relief, then took a bag of croutons from her basket and offered it to him kindly.

It was a common snack in the area. Bakeries cut scraps and unsold loaves into small pieces, toss them with butter, minced garlic, and salt, and bake them. Children loved them.

Myss caught a faint fragrance.

It wasn’t the smell of bread, but more like the woman’s own scent. It was exactly what the magical artifacts merchant had lacked, and it was much stronger than in other humans, Salaar included.

The scent was sweet and soft, reminding him of pancakes drenched in hot syrup. It made him feel a little hungry. What puzzled Myss was that the hunger didn’t come from “his” stomach, but from deeper in the darkness, an impulse that belonged to “Him”.

Myss had no interest in preying on humans, just as humans wouldn’t eat horseshoes. Yet right now, the “horseshoe” in front of him was giving off the aroma of tempting food, which left him confused.

Perhaps he had stood there stunned for too long. By the time Myss came back to himself, the woman had vanished, and a bag of croutons had appeared in his hand.

Myss decisively picked up the bread cubes and strode back to Salaar. He grabbed the other’s collar, buried his face in the crook of his neck, and sniffed intently.

Salaar tensed, nearly dropping all the books in his hands.

“What are you doing?” he exclaimed in shock. “There are too many people here. Even if the pill’s effect works—”

No. Myss let go. There was indeed a faint scent on Salaar, but it was tender and green, like unripe fruit, and it did nothing to rouse his appetite.

Salaar: “I am telling you, you—”

“Shh. Croutons for you,” Myss muttered, shoving them into Salaar’s arms and hoping that would shut him up.

Salaar did shut up, and he even looked a little dazed.

The Demon Lord had made a circuit of a human bookstore, ended up with a bag of croutons, and then took a good long sniff of him. Every part of it was incomprehensible.

“Why give this to me?” Salaar chose the simplest question.

“Don’t you like to eat while you read?” Myss said, as if it were only natural.

Back when he was sealed, Salaar always enjoyed his mushrooms while reading. Even if he had read those books countless times, he kept eating mushrooms for hundreds of years. Myss had noticed all along.

Salaar froze for a moment, his gaze shifting.

He accepted the croutons and didn’t ask any more questions. Before the night grew deep, the two of them left the bookstore. Outside it was dim, the air clammy, and rain could fall at any moment. Myss’s skin felt as if it had been licked, sticky and stifling, and he gave an uncomfortable shiver.

Perhaps because Rosha was relatively isolated, the city’s inns felt a bit empty. They went to the inn Kai had recommended. When the enthusiastic clerk heard that Salaar and Myss would be staying for more than a week, they were upgraded to a better suite for free.

The room was four times the size of the little cabin from before. The windows faced the square, with a view of the fountain at its center.

There were even two huge double beds, supposedly prepared for family trips. The original guests had suddenly canceled, and the staff had already made the room up.

Myss sprang first and claimed the bed by the window. Salaar didn’t contest it; he set the books he had bought on the headboard of the other bed.

He also took out the bottle of “Resolve to Elope” and placed it beside the stack of books.

After several hours of testing, Salaar had roughly figured out its effect—it was hard for others to notice them in a crowd. However, if they took the initiative to greet someone, or if anyone touched them, they would still be noticed.

“That thing only works for twelve hours. You will be exposed sooner or later,” Myss said disapprovingly. “What a hassle! Can’t you just use magic to change your eye color?”

“I can’t.”

“What?”

“I am only skilled in combat and healing. Everything else I would have to learn from scratch.”

Salaar switched on the bedside lamp and picked up “Foundations of Magic”.

“Three hundred years ago, magic was a talent possessed by very few. People preferred to use it to save their lives. No one would waste time on little tricks like ‘changing an object’s color’.”

That’s surprising, Myss thought.

Salaar and every soldier under him possessed magic, and with Lord Karns going mad from a lack of magical talent, he had assumed humans were born able to use magic.

“Fine. I had hoped you would be more useful,” Myss said, thinking of the all-powerful ink-drawn hero from the picture book. “Shall we go find that guy’s pen pal tomorrow? You said there were leads…”

Salaar tossed a crouton into his mouth and then threw a few letters onto Myss’s bed.

Myss lowered his head to look at them. The envelopes with addresses were nowhere to be found, and those damned pages had been soaked in corpse fluid, the fishy stench stabbing straight up into his skull.

Very reluctantly, he pinched them up and read the remaining writing.

In the correspondence, Lord Karns, under the pseudonym “Pilgrim”, had a lively rapport with someone called “Patience”. They discussed many topics about souls and corpses.

The difference was that Lord Karns was very interested in the “magical spirit that lingers in corpses”, while “Patience” preferred to talk about souls. Compared with the young lord’s rambling, his—or her—prose was neat and concise, suggesting a well-educated person.

In one exchange, the young lord complained about the harsh conditions in Ring Town, and “Patience” replied, “I understand. Winters in Rosha are always hard to endure.”

Beyond that sentence, “Patience” said nothing about themself.

Myss looked at Salaar in disbelief.

“Patience” had mentioned Rosha only once. For all they knew, that person had already moved. Even if “Patience” was still here, let alone their real name, they didn’t even know the person’s sex or age.

With Rosha this big, how were they supposed to search?

Salaar crunched his croutons and spread his hands at him innocently, as if to say, “Do you have a better idea?”

Myss flopped straight back onto the bed and buried his face in the pillow.

Then he decided Salaar’s breathing was too loud and chose to go for a walk. He had heard the inn offered free late-night snacks, so he could pad his stomach and fend off hunger.

However, on the way to the snacks—

“Are you blind?” a voice roared at him.


The author has something to say:

Why are those two not eloping yet? Elopement requires both determination and presence of mind.


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Help Ch145

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 145: Return of the Past

When faced with the question, Fang Xiu openly showed his ignorance and how little he cared.

He blinked, his dark eyes full of innocent confusion.

Unfortunately, A’Shou had the breath stuck in her chest and insisted on explaining. “Heaven’s Will is natural, born of Heaven and Earth, and contains the principles of all things…”

Fang Xiu continued to look at her with innocent eyes.

A’Shou: “…”

A’Shou: “…In short, mountains, rivers, lakes, and seas each have their own spirit. When their spiritual nature gathers, Heaven’s Will is born.”

“These beings are neither gods nor ghosts. That is why they are called ‘Corners of Heaven’s Will’. It is not surprising that Xushan, the largest mountain range in the world, gave rise to the ‘Spirit of the Mountains’.”

What was surprising was that she had never realized this herself until Bai Shuangying personally told his story. Bai Shuangying had polluted the Disaster Relief Tower for who knows how many years just to escape.

As soon as it was related to Bai Shuangying, Fang Xiu perked up immediately.

No wonder Bai Shuangying was so good at magic—

From a scientific perspective, the relationship between “Heaven’s Will” and a “Corner of Heaven’s Will” was like that between the internet and a server.

The so-called magic was simply programs running on the “internet” of Heaven’s Will.

…But what did that have to do with him?

…He was no genius in mystical arts and not even spiritually gifted. Other than Bai Shuangying himself, he didn’t need to gain anything more from him.

“You make it sound like a ‘Corner of Heaven’s Will’ should be easy to find. But judging by Zhuang Feng’s reaction, the Guishan Sect clearly struggled.”

Fang Xiu quickly steered the topic back.

A’Shou shook her head. “First of all, hills and valleys that haven’t truly developed can’t produce spiritual nature. To give rise to consciousness, it has to be something at the level of vast mountain ranges or mighty rivers.”

“Second, such entities live as long as Heaven and Earth. They are extremely slow to perceive and rarely interact with outside beings. A thousand years is just a moment to them—let alone communicating with mere mortals who live less than a hundred.”

Fang Xiu thought for a while. “So you’re saying they’re not very smart and also kind of antisocial.”

A’Shou’s mouth twitched. She hesitated for a long time but finally gave a reluctant nod.

…That’s your takeaway? The important part is that they are extremely rare and unbelievably powerful!

“Then Bai Shuangying is very smart,” Fang Xiu praised his ghost sincerely.

A’Shou resisted the urge to roll her eyes. “Yes.”

Fang Xiu pretended not to notice. “But Bai Shuangying previously used the Four Symbols Spirit-Viewing Array. His result was ‘Evil’. Not a mix of ‘God’ and ‘Evil’.”

“What?!”

A’Shou’s teasing and helplessness vanished instantly.

……

Even when Zhuang Guiqu was getting ready to leave and suppress the evil, A’Shou’s words still echoed in Fang Xiu’s mind.

She had spoken with certainty that Bai Shuangying’s power had been eroded.

His power had been infiltrated by an “external entity”, like a parasite in the body, temporarily stripping it of its natural purity. Combined with his actual malice toward the human world, the Heaven’s Will had judged him as “Evil”.

Bai Shuangying hadn’t noticed anything wrong before, simply because he had no basis for comparison. He had assumed it was due to his sealed power and his own negativity, not realizing the full nature of the seal.

When Fang Xiu questioned her, A’Shou had made her stance very clear.

“They’re about to demonstrate the sealing process.”

She said with concern, “This is the perfect chance to see what that ‘external entity’ really is.”

After sunrise, the reinforcements gathered in front of Zhuang Guiqu’s tent.

The curtain of the luxurious tent fluttered, and a small boy crawled out first. He wore coarse clothes like a mountain villager and had a crooked wooden mask on his face. He looked completely out of place beside the lavish tent.

The boy carried a bamboo basket on his back, filled with freshly dug sweet potatoes and wild fruit. The scent of forest and mountain was so fresh, Fang Xiu could smell it even from afar.

Zhuang Guiqu’s attendant? No, didn’t look like it.

Most people from the Guishan Sect were well-dressed and well-groomed. There was no way would they raise such a messy child.

As Fang Xiu pondered, he saw Zhuang Feng step forward respectfully and bow to the boy. “Greetings, Master.”

“Mm.”

The boy nodded, and an aged voice came from behind the mask.

Then he cupped his hands in a salute and politely addressed the gathered crowd.

“The Great God of Calamity has plagued the people. Over five years, tens of thousands have died in Xushan, their bones not yet cold. Natural disasters persist across the land, chaos spreads in the borderlands, all because the dragon vein of our mighty Kui Dynasty has been disturbed.”

“Today, all of you have braved danger to gather here. This humble Taoist is deeply grateful. The path ahead may lead to death, but the righteous path of humanity shall never perish!”

Cheers erupted from the cultivators around him. It wasn’t exactly in unison, but it was loud enough. Zhuang Feng stood off to the side, his gaze toward Zhuang Guiqu full of reverence.

Fang Xiu kept his hands tucked in his red sleeves, coldly watching from the side.

Zhuang Guiqu had disguised his face and body; Fang Xiu couldn’t even see his expression. Through the black holes in the mask, he could only faintly sense Zhuang Guiqu’s gaze sweeping over him.

After the speech, Zhuang Feng stepped forward. He bowed to Zhuang Guiqu, then slowly walked past him to face the crowd.

“For five years, no one has dared make a wish to the Great God of Calamity. Surrounding villages have all relocated. That monster now hides deep in the mountains, luring mortals in but never showing itself again.”

“This time, my Master will risk himself alone to lure the God of Calamity out—”

Crack.

Fang Xiu clenched his fists, his knuckles popping.

He didn’t need Zhuang Feng to explain. He could tell what Zhuang Guiqu was planning at a glance.

Zhuang Guiqu and his group knew full well that Bai Shuangying was actually a corner of Heaven’s Will. He was extremely simple-minded and bore no innate malice.

He had once lived peacefully with a small village for over a decade. That story must have spread in some form.

They knew that as a powerful and absolute being, Bai Shuangying had a soft spot for pure and weak children.

“The God of Calamity prefers to use virgin boys and girls as sacrifices…” Zhuang Feng said passionately.

They knew that five years of pestering meant nothing to Bai Shuangying. He was just angry, but he didn’t truly hate humanity.

“For years the God of Calamity has received no offerings. My master will appear in the form of a child to lure him out…”

Ignoring the impassioned speech, Fang Xiu stared past Zhuang Feng at Zhuang Guiqu behind him.

That man took a few steps, and in the movement, part of a book inside his basket became visible.

According to Zhuang Guiqu’s plan, he would head into the mountains alone. A few cultivators would lie in ambush nearby, while soldiers waited farther out.

Once he “engaged the enemy”, the cultivators would stabilize the situation, and the soldiers would charge in to help. Perfect timing.

“…Perfect my ass.” A’Shou, now with the main group at the border of Xushan, cursed under her breath. “This handful of mortals couldn’t even fill the gap between the Spirit of the Mountains’ teeth!”

Cursing aside, her expression was grim.

They all knew—Bai Shuangying was still sealed in the Disaster Relief Tower. He hadn’t gone there willingly.

For the third time, they returned to the ruins of the small village.

The landslide had turned into firm ground. Only some broken tiles and scattered bricks remained on the surface. Many dead trees were still buried, with only withered, crooked branches sticking out of the earth.

The remnants of the shrine had been completely swallowed by weeds. If Fang Xiu hadn’t witnessed the village’s destruction twice, he wouldn’t have even found the ruined shrine’s location.

Even the white porcelain statue had been devoured by the mountain. Only a sliver of whiteness peeked through the overgrowth, like bone exposed through yellow earth.

This was the village closest to the mountains. Beyond this point was the true Xushan domain.

There, black forests stood in dense clusters. The ground was covered in yellow-white pebbles. Shriveled white fruits swayed from the branches.

Clearly, many had died here over the past five years. Compared to Fang Xiu’s memory, the dark forest had grown much wider.

A boundary between reality and nightmare.

The cultivators stopped at the edge of the village. Zhuang Feng had already set up spells. A giant water mirror floated in the air, reflecting the image of Zhuang Guiqu advancing alone.

As the moment of sealing drew near, Fang Xiu stared expressionlessly at Zhuang Guiqu’s back.

The “little boy” moved through the thick mountain fog. He passed through ominous black trees and crossed a creek filled with white stones, heading toward the beginning of it all—the very first place, where the little girl once cried.

It was an ordinary and hidden little spot, one even the grown-up girl could no longer find. Zhuang Guiqu calculated and walked, somehow managing to find the old place.

A hundred years later, the stone was still there, unchanged.

Zhuang Guiqu staggered over, moving just like a real child. He sat “blankly” on the stone for half an hour, then began to cry. He lifted half his mask and wiped at his nose and eyes.

In that moment, even his voice matched that of a child.

“Help me, someone help…” he whimpered. “Father, Mother, where are you—”

“I want to go home. I want to go home. This place is scary—”

But he cried from daylight until the sun set. No one responded. The cultivators in the village sat and waited almost the entire day and gained nothing.

Zhuang Feng, however, continued to maintain the spell with full confidence.

One had to admit, Zhuang Guiqu’s acting was impressive. Once night fell, he curled up miserably and cried himself to sleep.

Before long, a wild dog spotted the “little prey”. Under cover of night, it approached and bit into Zhuang Guiqu’s leg.

Zhuang Guiqu didn’t use any spells to defend himself. His leg was soon torn and bloody. He grabbed a stone and began sobbing and smashing the dog’s head.

The sharp rock wounded the dog’s eye. After a sharp yelp, it tucked its tail and fled into the dark.

Zhuang Guiqu crawled back to the stone and barely managed to bandage the wound. Blood kept oozing out. He kept sobbing, his voice hoarse and terrifying.

Within half an hour, he began to run a fever, his head drenched in sweat.

“Mother… Mother… home… take me home…”

Zhuang Guiqu lay limp on the stone, muttering in a delirious voice.

The contents of his basket had spilled onto the ground. In addition to sweet potatoes and fruit, there was a nameless book and a small bundle of porcelain items.

Among them was a tiny porcelain statue.

Zhuang Guiqu grabbed it, added a few beautiful fruits, and offered them on the bloodstained stone.

“Mother… you said… this could summon the mountain god to protect me… Mountain God, please save me… please…”

“I just want to go home…”

His crying was honest and despairing, like a real child. Finally, after a night of suffering, just before dawn—

…A hand reached out from in front of the porcelain statue.


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 144: Two Sides of the Story

What followed felt all too familiar.

The mountain was angry.

Once again, the villagers at the foot of the mountain were slaughtered. Mortal karma, which should have withered like autumn leaves, was violently severed yet again.

But this time, the victims weren’t “contaminated” into trees. Instead, a vast forest rose from beneath the mud. The dead became withered trunks. The soldiers didn’t manage to retreat in time and were swept up in the same “harvest” as before, their corpses swaying from the branches.

Rumbling echoed from the mountains near the village, and countless boulders tumbled down. Shadows moved across the slopes. Fang Xiu stared intently. In the end, all was revealed—

The phantom pouring from the mountain was very familiar. It looked identical to Bai Shuangying’s true form.

But larger. More terrifying. It glided effortlessly between rock and tree, sometimes vanishing underground. At a glance, it resembled a dragon, though its forms constantly shifted. Even a brief look made the brain buzz and ring.

Yet Fang Xiu only found it beautiful.

His ghost was never some “divine emissary” or “detached witness”. Bai Shuangying truly was the “Great God of Calamity” spoken of in whispers.

But what kind of “Great God of Calamity” was this?

Bai Shuangying was still the same gullible Bai Shuangying. There had never been a grand conspiracy. The “Spirit of the Mountains” simply possessed the most unfiltered disposition—descending to the mortal world for trivial matters, shutting himself away over trivial matters, getting angry over trivial matters.

Then letting time smooth everything out.

But people don’t like intentions that simple. So long as suffering and human hearts exist, everything can be packaged into tales of justice and evil.

…Even he hadn’t realized this at first.

It was just as people say: man proposes, Heaven disposes*.

*(人算不如天算) It’s a saying meaning that sometimes, despite your best efforts, things will not go as plan and it’s out of your control (AKA let nature run its course).

Fang Xiu moved the hand on his chest to his lips, pressing a kiss that sealed off the flesh and blood. Every cell in his body tingled and melted, his limbs so numb he could barely stand.

“So it was you all along.”

He murmured, “After walking so far, it turns out you’re my destination.”

“That’s wonderful.”

…His destination?

A’Shou looked at Fang Xiu in confusion. She didn’t understand what he meant. But judging by the red flush on his cheeks and ears, maybe there was still hope.

To be honest, A’Shou’s ghost body nearly cracked in two—no matter how you looked at it, the Spirit of the Mountains was exactly like the out-of-control Bai Shuangying!

A’Shou couldn’t remember “who” was sealed under the Disaster Relief Tower, but she certainly understood the weight of something tied to “a corner of Heaven’s Will”.

She also understood how deeply Fang Xiu favored his seductive ghost—no, favored this corner of Heaven’s Will. There was once a story of an emperor lighting war beacons to amuse a beauty*. With how absurd Fang Xiu was, she fully believed he’d mess with the Underworld just for Bai Shuangying.

*Clarity: She’s referring to King You of Zhou.

It was unbelievable. In all her years of being dead, A’Shou had never seen anything so absurd. Yet, as a general who once galloped through battlefields, she forced herself to remain calm.

From the look of things, the seal on the Disaster Relief Tower loosening had to be connected to the increased activities of the Guishan Sect.

That was a separate matter. For now, she had to see it through to the end.

Not far away, Zhuang Feng was still smiling.

He gazed affectionately toward the mountains beneath the night sky. A breeze lifted the edge of his robes, revealing countless talismans hidden underneath.

Zhuang Feng relied on those to barely stave off the corruption, but even so, his legs wouldn’t stop walking toward the forest. He raised a hand and released a signal flare.

The cultivators and soldiers at the foot of the mountain surged forward again, swallowed up like heads bobbing in a flood.

There was only one difference from the previous story: this time, they didn’t even pretend to rescue the disaster victims. They simply shouted “Return” charging headlong into death without looking back.

As hundreds of cultivators attacked, the mountain finally caught fire. The blaze spread through the cursed trees made from the villagers, then into the dry grass covering the mountainside.

The “Spirit of the Mountains” was momentarily distracted. The corruption weakened slightly. With waves of cannon fodder ahead, Zhuang Feng was able to move upstream with dignity.

At the edge of the darkness, he turned and looked deeply at the raging mountains behind him.

The land was once again scorched to ash, with nothing left but death and wildfire.

Only a ruined shrine still stood, fused with the remains of the village.

“I’m going to report that bastard!”

Beside Fang Xiu, the black Taoist was furious. “I already know exactly what he’s going to say once he gets back. That bastard Zhuang Guiqu has always—”

“He’ll say Zhuang Guiqu personally led the rescue; that the fire was lit at the victims’ request, to punish the God of Calamity,” Fang Xiu said softly. “Then the God of Calamity grew enraged and attacked the innocent. Zhuang Guiqu cast spells to suppress it, and Zhuang Feng led the people in fierce resistance. Cultivators and soldiers fought valiantly. Countless elite forces gathered to help, all just to stop an enraged god.”

“In the end, the mortals prevailed. The God of Calamity didn’t rampage across the world. But thousands of brave souls died, leaving only the Guishan Sect behind…”

“…This could be regarded as a tragic victory. The Sect suppressed the God of Calamity.”

Just like the first “script” they experienced.

The objective result existed. The flaws in the process were glaring, but few would dig into the details.

Fang Xiu extended a hand, feeling the damp air.

Black characters swirled in the wind. Strange scraping sounds followed. He was beginning to form a guess about the nature of the Immortal Encounter E.

The black Taoist hugged the surviving child, still angry. “And to think I believed all that nonsense about slaying demons across the land. Not one of those bastards saved a single soul!”

“Who knows what they’re really planning, seeking a corner of Heaven’s Will…”

“I have to go,” Fang Xiu interrupted.

The Taoist looked at him in confusion.

“I must reach the final story,” Fang Xiu said solemnly. “He showed me his truth. Of course I must give him a proper answer.”

He took out two pastries and handed them to the bewildered Taoist.

The Taoist took them automatically, biting one out of habit. His eyes flew open, the confusion in them only deepening. He stuffed the other into the terrified child’s hands, then looked back at Fang Xiu. “Master…”

Fang Xiu met his gaze and wavered for a moment. He saw the Taoist lying at the bottom of a muddy pit, straining to hold the crying child above the sludge before being buried.

If he hadn’t intervened, that probably would’ve been the “real” version of the story.

Some people distort stories for selfish gain. Others rewrite them to avoid regret. But in the end, a story is still just a story.

He was simply saying goodbye to someone’s regret.

“I met your father. He was eating pastries while telling us your story. He was…”

[He was waiting in the forbidden place, ready to avenge you…]

Fang Xiu opened his mouth, spitting out strings of black characters. He caught them as they fell, rough scraping sounds following each word.

…It was like flipping pages in a book.

The world lit up in an instant.

The Taoist holding the pastries transformed into an old man with a beard. He stood in the Guishan Sect’s camp, one hand holding sweet soup, the other clutching pastries, his voice full of righteous anger.

“…Ever since that disaster, I haven’t seen my son again! It’s thanks to Master Zhuang who brought back word, or I’d still be in the dark!”

His cloudy eyes fixed on Fang Xiu, as if Fang Xiu had never left.

After ranting, the old man paused. “Hey, where’s that pretty boy in white?”

“That’s the ghost I raised. I absorbed him into my body,” Fang Xiu said with a perfect smile.

“Not bad,” the old man chuckled, mollified by the pastry. “Well, it’s getting late. Let’s head back and rest up. Tomorrow we’re sealing that damn God of Calamity!”

Fang Xiu patted Bai Shuangying, curled up in his belly, and hummed softly.

……

This can’t go on.

I can’t just follow this story. I need to take control again.

“Bai Shuangying” should be the same as me. So why does he reject me?

I simply sensed my own aura, tried to reclaim my scattered power. Why was I trapped?

I am the Great God of Calamity. Everyone calls me the Great God of Calamity.

That power is clearly mine. Everyone says it is.

I don’t understand. Why? Why?

…This doesn’t match the records.

Bai Shuangying, curled up in Fang Xiu’s flesh, watched the thrashing thoughts with cold detachment.

This entity affected him most, so he decided to seal it within himself in exchange. At least for now, it couldn’t lash out at Fang Xiu freely.

He was now certain this thing was a product of the Immortal Encounter E—it was good at sensing others’ desires, but it wasn’t very smart. Like the “programs” Fang Xiu once described.

Faced with it, Bai Shuangying couldn’t help but feel intellectually superior.

And it turned out that even under limited options, his choice had been right.

Fang Xiu wasn’t afraid. His body burned hotter, heart thudding louder, rapid breaths compressing Bai Shuangying’s form.

Fang Xiu reacted just like when they kissed; Bai Shuangying could feel his excitement and joy from within.

Trusting Fang Xiu felt even better than feeding on kisses. How strange.

He had given his truth to Fang Xiu. What surprise would Fang Xiu give in return?

…Bai Shuangying stroked the warm, smooth organs around him, quietly listening to the sounds outside.

He heard the old man’s voice. Fang Xiu had returned to the forbidden place. He heard the rustling of tent fabric. Fang Xiu and A’Shou had gone back to rest.

Then he heard A’Shou’s raspy voice. “Do you know what a corner of Heaven’s Will represents?”

“No idea. Sounds impressive,” Fang Xiu replied, his voice rumbling through flowing blood.

“Every time I tried to look into what the Disaster Relief Tower was suppressing, every time I read the old records, I couldn’t focus. A thousand years later, I thought maybe I was just getting old.”

A’Shou laughed bitterly. “If it’s the pollution from a corner of Heaven’s Will, I guess that makes sense… To be honest, even now, I still can’t recall the God of Calamity’s true name.”

Fang Xiu didn’t answer. He instinctively rubbed his stomach. Bai Shuangying felt the vibration and leaned in through the flesh.

His human’s movements were soft and comforting. That tender caress cleared his mind, while the frustrated thoughts of the “Immortal Encounter E” grew ever weaker.

A’Shou pressed on persistently. “Do you understand the nature of Heaven’s Will?”


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Help Ch143

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 143: A Corner of Heaven’s Will

They seemed to have returned to the previous story the mudslide was still a mudslide, Zhuang Feng was still Zhuang Feng, and the elites were still the same elites.

Only this time, there was no tent belonging to Zhuang Guiqu, and no so-called “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art”.

The villagers were still fumbling about in the aftermath of the disaster, trying to save themselves. No one even considered blaming the “Great God of Calamity” for what had happened.

Makes sense, Fang Xiu thought to himself.

This village had experienced floods over the past century. The consequences of a few foolish wishes here and there were well-known to the locals. Would they really buy into the idea that this disaster was caused by the “Great God of Calamity”?

…Looking deeper, could just a few hundred cultivators cursing and setting fires really be enough to summon the “Great God of Calamity”?

…Could the “Great God of Calamity”, simply throwing a tantrum in one corner of Xushan, really have forced the immortals to hand over the “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art” to Zhuang Guiqu?

…With the borders in turmoil, would the imperial court really station troops near this desolate mountain village, ready to assist at a moment’s notice?

Something was off. Thinking it through in reverse, there were countless details in that “script” that didn’t add up.

Fang Xiu appeared without hesitation and strode up to the black Taoist. “What are you doing?”

With a flick of his sleeve, a crimson robe blocked between them.

The sudden appearance of a stranger dressed in red with heterochromatic eyes caused the soldier tugging at the Taoist to instinctively take a half-step back.

The Taoist reacted quickly, darting behind Fang Xiu without hesitation.

“Master, save me! Please!”

“What’s going on?” Fang Xiu asked bluntly, standing between them.

Clutching the still-wailing child, the Taoist immediately launched into his accusation.

“They all say this place was destroyed by the Great God of Calamity. I’ve been running around for years. Don’t I know better than anyone? This was a natural disaster! But that bastard surnamed Zhuang tricked us into coming here!”

“I just dug out this child’s parents. Surname Zhuang’s lackeys said it was a hassle and killed them on the spot! They even sealed off the road down the mountain during the night. They’re clearly up to no good!”

He cursed loudly, spittle flying onto Fang Xiu’s neck.

Fang Xiu turned to look at the soldier—or rather, one of Zhuang Feng’s “personal guards”. The man remained expressionless, but seeing Fang Xiu quietly listening to the Taoist’s complaint, his eyes took on a mocking gleam.

“Just some useless scum, now suddenly bold. The God of Calamity should be purged. To die here is to return one’s soul to the mountains and earn merit for eternity.”

He widened his eyes and bared his teeth in a grin. “I carry a talisman personally bestowed by Master Zhuang. Your pathetic magic— Ow!”

Fang Xiu, still dressed as a proper “cultivator” in red robes and with heterochromatic eyes, calmly pulled out a can of Wangzai and hurled it at the soldier’s nose.

The whole action was incredibly plain, with no magic involved at all. There was only just a crisp crack.

The Taoist: “…”

It was clear he had to regulate his breathing to keep from laughing aloud.

Before the soldier could react, Fang Xiu grabbed the Taoist’s robes again and dragged him toward the shadows. A’Shou moved to cover them. Using the concealment ring Bai Shuangying had gifted him, the group quickly escaped the scene.

Just like last time, they hid beside the shrine.

The shrine had been destroyed by the mudslide. The white porcelain statue was exposed, splashed with mud. A boulder had cracked its head, leaving a large, visible fissure.

But unlike the last time, when fervor filled the air, this time no one paid the statue any mind.

Fang Xiu glanced over the broken idol and suddenly felt a deep unease. If Zhuang Feng and his soldiers hadn’t come, the villagers probably wouldn’t have rebuilt this “ominous” shrine after the mudslide.

After the floods a century ago, people should have parted ways peacefully.

This mudslide was meant to be a natural farewell.

However…

The Taoist carefully covered the child’s mouth to keep him quiet. The soldier, unconcerned with the three who escaped, quickly redirected his attention to nearby survivors.

He dragged those still able to move from the mud and hauled them toward the firelight—

There lay a massive earthen pit, already filled with many survivors. The mudslide had left the soil soft and wet; those who fell into the pit sank like they were in a swamp and had little chance of climbing out.

Beside the pit stood an eerie altar and incense burner, thick with burning incense.

Zhuang Feng approached with sword in hand. This time, instead of raising the flaming blade to the sky, he stabbed it into the mud.

The Taoist cursed softly under his breath. “What if we hand the kid to that girl, and we go cause a scene? Save who we can!”

Fang Xiu looked at the flames in the distance and shook his head. These were Bai Shuangying’s stories. He couldn’t save the dead from a thousand years ago.

Still, he softened his words slightly.

“My strength is limited. I have the will, but not the means.”

The Taoist didn’t understand. “But you still saved me.”

Hearing that, even A’Shou turned her head toward Fang Xiu. But he continued staring into the distance, ignoring their gazes.

“…Maybe I just like doing unnecessary things before the end arrives.”

He exhaled softly, waiting for some strange intrusive thought to appear.

Strangely enough, this time everything was quiet. Those tempting thoughts had been swallowed along with Bai Shuangying’s transformation.

No narration. No interference.

Fang Xiu watched as the soldiers controlled the survivors and cultivators, throwing them into the muddy pit.

From dusk till dawn, Zhuang Feng’s men worked tirelessly, filling the pit until it overflowed.

The Taoist’s righteous fury was thoroughly extinguished. He was now trembling with fear.

“Master, once they finish, you should take the child and get down the mountain.”

“What about you?” Fang Xiu asked.

The Taoist gave a bitter smile.

“I want to see this through, record these vile deeds, and get the word out. Otherwise, when that bastard Zhuang Feng returns to the capital, who knows what lies he’ll spread?”

At the end, he nearly lost his voice.

Fang Xiu silently looked at him.

“I want to see the end too,” he finally said. “You could try to escape early, but Zhuang Feng has sealed the way. He’ll be prepared.”

He had already seen this tragedy unfold once before, a century ago.

The Taoist paused, showing a trace of hesitation. In the end, he clutched the child tightly and nodded at Fang Xiu.

“I understand. Thank you, Master.”

He didn’t flee. Instead, he crouched quietly beside Fang Xiu, this “heaven-sent master”, racking his brain for a way to preserve the memory of a life already ended.

And over at the pit, the slaughter continued.

As Zhuang Feng chanted his incantations, thick muddy water slowly filled the giant pit. Survivors thrashed as they were submerged, becoming like stones at the riverbed.

Fang Xiu watched as the magic commanded the mud to flood the pit, burying hundreds alive. The whole process was seamless and fluid.

As soon as the pit was filled, Zhuang Feng used his sword like a pen to etch lines atop the mud. The flames hardened the sludge, making every stroke razor-sharp.

Seeing the array take shape, A’Shou couldn’t help but curse aloud.

“Completely evil!”

“What kind of spell is that?” Fang Xiu asked, unfamiliar with it.

“A distorted version of the Four Symbols Spirit-Viewing Array. The original is an immortal technique used to observe mortal fate. These bastards modified it—using humans related by karma as living sacrifices to measure the strength of the ‘Great God of Calamity’!”

A’Shou’s face was full of anger.

“What do they think mortals are?”

The Taoist gasped, shrinking back with the child.

Fang Xiu gave a short reply but said little more.

By now, it was clear that the “Great God of Calamity” was closely linked to Bai Shuangying.

Over the century, mountain gods and spirits had received mixed reputations.

But the strength of this “Great God of Calamity” still lacked a clear benchmark. All Fang Xiu knew was that his ghost lived in Xushan and had been sealed away.

The elderly immortal who came to warn Bai Shuangying had shown particular respect, but that was only circumstantial evidence.

Other possibilities existed, of course. Maybe his ghost was only the God of Calamity’s emissary. Maybe just a witness.

But these odd theories could not override the facts pressing closer.

…Only one last piece of the puzzle was missing.

Fang Xiu’s mouth was dry, his body drenched in sweat, his heart pounding against his ribs.

Ever since entering the Immortal Encounter Ritual, his mind had been running nonstop. Now, it was on the verge of shutting down.

All those tightrope-like schemes and surprise gifts he had planned for Bai Shuangying were now jumbled together, exploding into a ridiculous mess of fireworks.

The plan he had spent more than ten years crafting had turned into scattered playing cards, shuffled by fate and now about to land.

He subconsciously placed his hands on his chest and abdomen. Bai Shuangying had grown quiet inside him, as if waiting for something as well.

In the damp night air, the magical patterns on the mud began glowing red, shining with piercing light.

That light twisted across the ruins, converging on the center of the former pit.

When the light faded, a warped word appeared in the middle.

It blended the characters for “god” and “evil”, its strokes tangled and shifting constantly, making the viewer dizzy. Zhuang Feng stared at the giant symbol, larger than a human head, and his smile deepened.

The Taoist had never seen such advanced magic. He let out a confused “huh.”

A’Shou, however, turned pale and froze in place.

Fang Xiu whipped his head toward her. For the first time, he saw despair on her face.

“How can this be?” A’Shou clutched her head and muttered. “No, no, wait. If it’s like this… it actually explains everything. That’s why the immortals acted. That’s why they built the Tower…”

“Underneath the Disaster Relief Tower—what it’s been suppressing all along…”

“Master, I finally found it! It really is a corner of Heaven’s Will, a corner of Heaven’s Will!”

“They say Heaven and Earth have divine order. No god or ghost can see it. Yet this spirit of the ten thousand mountains has entered the world!”

His voice brimmed with manic joy, as if he had just passed the imperial exam.

“A Corner of Heaven’s Will has entered the mortal realm. Dragging down immortals may not be far behind!”

“This is destiny. This is fate. The Guishan Sect… has succeeded!”


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Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 142: Unpredictable

In ancient times, when the heavens were high and the land vast, information always arrived a beat too late.

The news of the shrine creating miracles reached the county magistrate and continued to travel upward. The emperor, making a rare inspection, happened to arrive during a flood.

The accompanying officials instantly broke out in cold sweat. They immediately blamed the chaotic villagers, claiming their offense had provoked divine punishment. After all, the area had seen more than a decade of favorable weather, and all the wishes made had come true. This was no mere rumor.

The emperor looked like a strong man and didn’t seem too concerned. He personally offered incense at the shrine and then ordered his several hundred attendants down to the mountain’s base.

These hundreds had been transported by wooden carts—robust men, each wearing shackles, with features noticeably different from the villagers’. They knelt in rows at the foot of the mountain, hatred burning in their eyes.

A’Shou was the first to react. “These are barbarians from the borderlands. They are going to perform a human sacrifice.”

After a brief calculation, she added, “This man must be the fourth-to-last emperor of the Kui Dynasty. At that time, a small border kingdom rebelled, and he decided to send troops to suppress them.”

But the later years of the Kui Dynasty were chaotic. That single campaign dragged on for more than a hundred years. Even by the fall of the dynasty, the conflict hadn’t ended. The borders continued to be gradually eroded.

Fang Xiu wasn’t surprised. This shrine had been performing miracles for years, and the emperor only now showed up. Clearly, something had gone wrong elsewhere, forcing him to seek an “auspicious sign”.

The weather that day was remarkably fine with not a cloud in the sky.

At the foot of the mountains, the executioners raised their blades and beheaded one after another. Blood flowed in torrents. The herbal scent on the wind was overwhelmed by the stench of iron. Hot blood seeped into the soil as the bodies toppled in neat rows.

Elderly Daoists in special robes came and went, sticking burning incense into the bloodied earth.

What had started as crude porcelain figurines had become golden statues. Now the sacrifices were living humans.

Amid this carnage, the emperor personally recited the prayer, asking god to bless the Kui Dynasty with prosperity and military victory. When the ceremony ended, there were cheers coming from all sides.

Even Fang Xiu, accustomed to bloodshed and horror, couldn’t help but frown at this crude ritual. In his head, Bai Shuangying was clearly just as displeased.

[So many dead. It’s filthy and noisy.]

[This request is even more troublesome than the last. Why dirty my land and still expect favors in return?]

But at this point, his thinking remained simple.

[Humans demand too much. This time I will reject them directly. That should save trouble.]

The corpses on the ground began to twitch and rise. They broke the incense sticks before them, then spread their limbs and crawled like insects. Severed heads still dripping blood were stuck to their backs. 

In the pool of blood, their limbs grew thin and sharp, and with heads firmly affixed, they resembled spiders missing their legs. Hundreds of grotesque corpses began crawling away from the altar along the path they came.

The cheers fell silent in an instant. Cultivators rushed to shield the emperor, and commoners fled in panic. The emperor, to his credit, remained relatively calm. He drew his sword, pointed at Xushan, and shouted, “Monster!”

What followed was chaos. The cultivators nearly fought each other on the spot. Some claimed this was an ominous sign and urged the emperor to kill all witnesses to prevent leaks. Others insisted it was merely a demonic disturbance and that the emperor, being Heaven’s chosen, had not been harmed.

Some even praised it loudly, calling it an auspicious omen—the heavens had judged the barbarians harshly, transforming them into vermin unworthy of peace, even in death.

Amid the confusion, a plump woman quietly picked up a toddler who couldn’t yet speak. Her back basket was filled to the brim as she crept toward the mountain mist.

Clumsily, she crossed jagged rocks and rushing streams, stumbling into the deep mountains. But more than ten years had passed. People were now used to worshipping at the mountain’s base. No matter how hard she searched, she couldn’t find the old stone used for sacrifice.

So she found a clearing and placed her offerings there—sweet fruit, sugar cakes, and a familiar small porcelain figure. The village had become much wealthier; this time, the offerings were richer.

She carefully brushed grass clippings from her clothes, then solemnly knelt. The child beside her knelt clumsily as well.

“This is my fourth child. If not for Your help years ago, I wouldn’t be alive today.”

The girl from before, now a grown woman, bowed her head and prayed, murmuring, “Swapping a porcelain figurine for a life was never fair. If God had truly grown tired of humans, it wouldn’t have helped me in the first place.”

[……]

“For over ten years, You have brought us peace. Now everyone has meat to eat and clothes to wear. The recent flood was just a natural disaster, but people blame You instead of the Thunder God and Mother Lightning. That’s unfair.”

“I don’t know whether You are angry or meditating. I just hope You are safe and well. Whether we meet again or part ways, thank you for all you’ve done over the years. Thank you.”

She kept talking softly, palms pressed together in sincere prayer. When she opened her eyes occasionally, there was no hatred in them, only resignation and quiet sadness.

It felt like saying goodbye to an old friend.

At last, a beautiful hand emerged from the earth and took the porcelain figurine.

As it passed the child, it hesitated, then took a sugar cake and gave it to the curious child.

The child, unafraid, laughed and happily took a bite.

“You really are a God.”

The woman smiled, eyes glistening.

She watched the hand vanish, then stood with a sigh of relief, holding the child’s hand as they walked down the mountain.

…This should have been a proper farewell, Fang Xiu thought.

But when the woman reached the village, the emperor’s cultivators had made their decision.

The world was unstable, war was on the horizon, and this omen was bad. The rumor could hurt the court. Since the village had already suffered, it was best to eliminate it entirely.

The woman died before the child finished his sugar cake. He clutched the treat in confusion, watching as the soldier’s blade descended.

In the bloodied blade’s reflection, he saw Xushan.

The emperor’s elite troops were brutally efficient. From the elderly to infants, the entire village was wiped out in less than a day.

The villagers’ bodies were buried in a remote area at the mountain’s base. A once-thriving village became desolate overnight.

Newly made tools were still in their courtyards. A coffin-in-progress lay in the carpenter’s home.

They hadn’t even finished burying the flood victims before they, too, perished.

Officials gave a polished statement to the public—the emperor had prayed in person, and the Immortal had responded with a divine omen. The villagers had all become immortals, preparing to join the war effort.

[Now it’s quiet. Even if people come again, I can simply ignore them.]

[…]

[But I took the figurine. I didn’t give that child a proper farewell.]

…After that, the wishes made in the shrine have changed.

The tale of the divine omen spread quickly, drawing people to the now-empty village. They still prayed at the shrine, and, shockingly, “god” answered again.

Pray for healing, and you might get better—only to fall fatally ill later. Pray to never be separated, and the next day, both lovers would turn into hairless bird-creatures, cuddling until they froze to death in the winter.

Those who prayed for wealth tripped and cracked their skulls on expensive jade. Those seeking longevity drowned in ice-cold water, frozen for eternity beneath blocks that would never melt.

The wishes were either ignored or granted in twisted ways, with the wisher’s life as the price.

Fewer and fewer dared to pray. The shrine decayed and became increasingly ominous. But since it still “worked”, no one dared tear it down.

Strangely, though the visitors dwindled, there were always a few desperate enough to try their luck.

So the village, once called a place blessed by the gods, became known as a land of unpredictability*.

*This is the title of the chapter (神鬼莫测). It is an idiom referring to being so unpredictable that even the ghosts and gods can’t foresee it, which application is quite apt in the literal sense, since these wishes are, ironically, granted by a “god” and “ghost”.

…People say a mountain god lived there, kindhearted and wise.

…People say a mountain god lived there, granting good harvests and longevity.

…People say a mountain god lived there, and He turns the villagers into immortals, led to victories on the border, and those in the village had ascended to heaven.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, full of wicked schemes.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, taking lives without mercy after fulfilling their wish.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, watching the world, waiting for disaster to descend upon the Dynasty, bringing about chaos and suffering.

Whether god or ghost, it depended on if the years were prosperous or hard. People wrote what they wanted to believe.

But atop the highest peak of Xushan, rings of porcelain figures remained clean and white, gleaming in the sunlight.

Fang Xiu couldn’t help rubbing his forehead.

With what he knew of Bai Shuangying, his ghost was simply sulking. It was just, ghosts have a lifespan much too long, and their tantrums lasted just as long.

Bai Shuangying probably didn’t care about the woman’s death, but he couldn’t forget the final figurine he received, the one for which he had failed to keep his promise.

He didn’t want a forced parting by death. He wanted a “good ending” where both sides knew and agreed it was time to part.

……

A hundred years passed in the blink of an eye. Constant warfare pushed the Kui Dynasty to the brink.

The borders were crumbling. Rebellions broke out across the land. Monsters and ghosts appeared more frequently. The emperor was young and powerless to control anything.

By comparison, Xushan’s surroundings remained relatively calm. But as the world descended into chaos, even fewer people came to make wishes.

People struggled to survive, let alone hope for blessings. No one would risk a journey to a cursed village.

[At last, I will have peace. It took a little longer than expected.]

[A century of chaos begins. I can finally sleep again. Life and death are just like this. I’ve seen enough.]

[From now on, I don’t want to deal with humans again.]

However—

A sharp cry pierced Fang Xiu’s ears. His feet were soaked in mud, the air reeking of corpses. In the distance, the sound of a funeral horn drifted, eerie and broken, enough to raise goosebumps.

…Huh?

The scene before him felt familiar, but something was subtly different.

“Why did they kill my parents!”

At Fang Xiu’s feet, a half-buried child screamed, “We escaped already… wuwu…”

Two arms lifted the crying child.

The black Taoist who should have died reappeared. This time, he didn’t help the soldiers with disaster relief but stood squarely in their way.

“This is a sin,” he said, eyes fixed on them. “This is not what we agreed upon.”

“There is no Great God of Calamity here!”


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch6

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6: Kai

He was a young man in his mid-twenties. His eyes were tawny, his short hair the color of brass, and a dusting of freckles lay across the bridge of his nose. He was short. His white shirt was wrinkled, and the overly loose black vest he wore with it made it hard to tell what profession he was.

What was most striking was his luggage—two enormous suitcases, big enough to hold two grown men. God knew how he managed to carry them here.

His gaze swept over Myss and Salaar’s faces, and his eyes opened a little wider.

“Kai,” he introduced himself in a slightly high-pitched voice. “Pleased to meet you both.”

“Salaar.” Salaar offered his hand without hesitation. Myss crossed his arms and pretended not to hear.

“Oh, ‘Salaar’.” Kai shook his hand. “Looks like your elders were fond of heroic legends.”

“I think the bigger reason is these eyes.” Salaar blinked his lapis-lazuli eyes. “Plenty of people guess I am a distant relative of the Karns family.”

Kai chuckled. “I am a little curious too. Are you?”

“I wish I were. Then I would never worry about money for the rest of my life,” Salaar said, lowering his voice.

“Lord Karns” gave off a brooding demeanor; Salaar’s bluntness neatly balanced that. After just a few exchanges, Kai relaxed considerably, and the mood became incredibly congenial.

Myss wrinkled his nose. With anyone other than him, Salaar’s social intelligence shot up a hundredfold and that provocative attitude vanished without a trace.

How fake. He stared so hard at Salaar that Kai began to feel awkward.

Kai cleared his throat. “Uh, and this is…?”

“My friend,” Salaar said with a straight face.

Myss’s expression suddenly changed as if he had swallowed a fly. For the first time he discovered that human faces could change shape; who knew he could pull his face that long.

Perhaps his murderous intent was a bit too obvious, because Kai gave an uneasy laugh. “R-Right, is that so?”

Salaar’s eyes curved. “Don’t mind him. That’s just his temperament.”

He pointed at Myss’s murderous expression. “His looks are too striking, so an easygoing personality would only invite trouble.”

Kai’s eyes flicked between them, then suddenly lit up.

With astonishing speed, he flipped open one suitcase, revealing a jumble of trinkets packed to the brim. “These are all magical artifacts of my own making. You can say, I’m somewhat of an alchemist.”

“If you do not want to draw attention, I can help you with that,” he said, rubbing his hands enthusiastically.

It turned out he was a magic artifacts merchant. Salaar brightened. “Any recommendations?”

“This one is called ‘Down-and-Out Gentleman’.” Kai produced a pair of sunglasses that came with a ruddy nose and a big beard. “It sticks to your face and only comes off with a special potion.”

Myss was a little interested in that furry thing and glanced at it out of the corner of his eye.

Salaar: “…Anything else?”

Catching on, Kai set the glasses down and fished out a tiny vial. “Brand-new ‘Vertigo Eye Drops’! Put in a drop and anyone who makes eye contact with you will unconditionally become nauseous.”

The vial was full of bright green slime, a rather ominous color. Kai looked at Salaar full of hope, and Salaar subtly avoided his gaze.

“Okay, okay. A discerning customer.” Kai put the potion away dejectedly, then swapped in another.

This time it was a small bottle of pills.

Each pill was about the size of a pea, blood-red, and shaped like a tiny heart. Pressed together, they gave a faint, gentle throb and released a strange sweet-and-sour scent.

“This is the best-seller.” For some reason, Kai didn’t look happy about it. “‘Resolve to Elope’. Take one and your presence fades. The effect lasts twelve hours.”

“If both of you take pills from the same bottle, you will be immune to each other’s effect, so you won’t lose track of one another. By the way, they taste like raspberry.”

Kai asked for one gold ring per bottle.

That wasn’t cheap. One gold ring would cover a commoner’s expenses for a month, and Lord Karns’s allowance was only ten gold rings a month.

Of course, they had taken some money off the bandits and sold the horse. Even so, after hiring a caravan, Salaar had only five gold rings left in his pocket, plus half a small sack of jingling silver shields.

Their funds weren’t exactly abundant, but that bottle of “Resolve to Elope” was truly useful.

“We’ll take one.”

Salaar handed over a gold ring without haggling. “Pleasure doing business. How about you throw in a bit of news?”

Kai was taken aback by his generosity. “No problem!”

Then Myss listened as the two of them chatted away.

Salaar spun them brand-new identities: a twenty-year-old fledgling scholar and his nineteen-year-old ranger partner.

According to Salaar, his specialty was the history of the Night Scourge era. Myss had known him since childhood, a genius ranger who was cold on the outside but had a warm heart. They had just saved up a little money and decided to set out adventuring together.

“We have always gotten along especially well.” Salaar gave a hearty laugh. “I can guarantee Myss knows me better than anyone in the world, and it goes both ways.”

Myss couldn’t help but sneer. “‘Get along well’?”

Salaar turned to Kai. “See, he didn’t even deny the second half.”

Myss: “……” Unable to kill and unskilled in cursing, he didn’t want to continue to speak anymore.

Beside him, Salaar kept right on talking. His words were full of a naive yearning for the world and high praise for Kai’s alchemical craft. Kai grew a little embarrassed listening to it and voluntarily refunded him two silver shields.

“Small business lives on wandering around and trying one’s luck.”

Faced with two “naive youngsters”, Kai unconsciously adopted the tone of an elder. “To be honest, Rosha isn’t a good place. It is a bit closed off, and there’s been ugly rumors.”

“Ugly rumors?” said Salaar.

Myss pricked up his ears as well.

“They say there are demons in the city of Rosha,” Kai said mysteriously. “A friend of mine just came back from there last month. He says he saw one with his own eyes.”

“My heavens, demons actually exist? I have never heard such things!” Salaar exclaimed in shock.

He even patted Myss soothingly, pretending this wasn’t the biggest demon in the world. Myss caught his hand and firmly pressed it back where it belonged.

“Haha, I’m joking. Of course demons don’t exist. My friend probably saw some kind of monster, or some lunatic pretending to be one.”

Kai was amused by their reactions.

“Listen, demons and gods—they’re just tricks. Remember that and your chances of being duped drop by ninety-nine percent.”

Myss lifted his eyes and stared at Kai for a while. “If there are no demons or gods, then what is the ‘Chaos Archdemon’?”

“The Night Scourge is only a natural phenomenon. There’s no evidence it was caused by anyone. The ‘Chaos Archdemon’ is a folk tale, since no one knows the cause of the Night Scourge.” Kai explained patiently, “You know how people are. They like to pin whatever they cannot understand on ‘gods’.”

As he spoke, he picked up the bottle of “Resolve to Elope” and shook it in front of them.

The bright red little pills rattled. Seen through the glass, the amber of Kai’s eyes looked slightly distorted.

“Just like this bottle. I never expected to sell many of these. How many people are really going to elope? Yet its sales have been like a ‘miracle’.

Only recently did I realize that everywhere I sold it, theft cases shot up… Those bastards chose actual stealing over stealing hearts or stealing lovers.”

“With the option of a sneak attack too,” Salaar added, full of sympathy.

Myss’s scalp tightened. He suspected that was Salaar’s true purpose for buying the stuff.

He actually had one more thing he wanted to ask Kai: if you think the ‘Chaos Archdemon’ is a fabrication, what about Salaar, the one who sealed said demon?

But seeing how unconcerned Salaar looked, Myss couldn’t be bothered. There was something else that deserved more attention right now.

Myss glanced at the other suitcase that hadn’t been open yet. Its magical fluctuation was very faint, yet it nagged at him inexplicably.

Kai himself was the same way. He bore no hostility toward them at the moment, but his scent was thin, lacking something other humans had.

Myss shifted his body and edged Salaar toward the carriage door.

If anything went wrong, he would kick this guy out of the carriage. That way Salaar would survive and wouldn’t get in the way, and it would be oddly stress-relieving—truly killing three birds with one stone.

…But the rest of the journey was painfully dull.

The route the caravan chose was level and safe. The carriage rocked lightly like a cradle, making Myss drowsy. At noon the caravan stopped and offered the passengers corned beef and small rolls.

The rolls were decent. The corned beef came in a thin slice and was startlingly salty. Kai took a tiny bite, frowned, and set it down. He fished cheese, smoked fish, and pickles out of his pack and generously shared with his two companions.

Both declined.

Myss wasn’t picky about food, and neither was Salaar. When a man has eaten salt-roasted mushrooms for over three hundred years, it’s hard for him to fuss about anything else.

After their meal, feeling full and drowsy, Myss felt the lull sleep press down heavier and heavier. Human impulses were too unfamiliar to him, and he hadn’t yet learned to resist them. At last, in the warm afternoon air, he drifted off.

As the carriage swayed, Myss gradually tilted over. With one bump, his head thumped onto Salaar’s shoulder.

Salaar didn’t dodge. He stared at Myss for a long moment, then lowered his gaze. A ray of sunlight slanted across the floor and just touched the tip of his boot.

“Ah.” Across from them, Kai shook his head and silently mouthed, “Our ranger isn’t very vigilant.”

“Never has been,” Salaar whispered.

Myss seemed to be born without whatever “vigilance” was. The Demon Lord slept soundly on his shoulder; Myss’s chest pressed to his arm, and each heartbeat pounded against his skin.

Not long ago, Salaar could only see the tips of His countless tendrils, roaming freely over the ground. His heartbeat—if that symphonic rhythm could be called a heartbeat—filled the vast darkness.

That sound never varied and never ceased, precise as the hand of a clock. To this day it still echoed deep in his mind.

Salaar closed his eyes. His head lowered by an almost imperceptible degree, then a little more. At last he caught the warm breath of something living.

The fingers resting on his knees twitched, as if they wanted to calibrate something.

But in the end, he did nothing.


The author has something to say:

It’s fine. The pills are already bought. There will always be someone who chooses to steal hearts rather than steal goods or spring a sneak attack.

Myss: Humans are far too slow on the uptake. I will eliminate every hidden danger.

Myss: (two minutes later) Out cold. Head-butting his nemesis and still not waking.

Salaar: …

— — — —

On currency units and purchasing power:

1 gold ring = 10 silver shields = 1,000 yuan

1 silver shield = 100 copper teeth = 100 yuan

1 copper tooth = 4 copper kels = 1 yuan

Right now the two of them have four gold rings and some silver shields in cash (not counting the jewelry), which is about six to seven thousand yuan.

After Lord Karns was exiled to Ring Town, his living allowance became ten gold rings per month. Back in the capital, it must have been over a hundred.


Kinky Thoughts:

Just a note, Myss is a considered a (Chaos) “Demon God”, the term being used is (魔神) which broken down is Demon + God. This is why there’s reference to him being a ‘God’ but in terms of western standards, he’s technically not a “God” but more of an extremely powerful demon (think the Devil, Lucifer, ect.), so I decided to go with Archdemon instead.


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