Suddenly Trending Ch5

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 5

For every skilled Daoist, there’s a demon a zhang higher*.

*As virtue rises one foot, vice rises ten (道高一尺,魔高一丈) It’s a proverb often used to suggest that when good increases, evil increases even more in response. Note: A zhang is 3.33 meters.

Lu Yiyao, with minimal effort, harvested all the heat that had been painstakingly generated for Ran Lin.

It’s like you exhaust yourself swinging a shovel and hoe to fry a pot of sugar-coated chestnuts, only to have someone else easily scoop them up for just a few cents when they’re done.

The charm of the airport incident originally revolved around Lu Yiyao. If Ran Lin were replaced by some other low-tier actor, nobody would care. Thus, when Ran Lin’s proactive @ raised expectations to their peak, Lu Yiyao’s response became the brilliant climax of this event.

Whether they were fans or just passersby, they could finally breathe a sigh of relief. Then, either screaming until their voices were hoarse or laughing with great enthusiasm, they eagerly rushed to comment under Lu Yiyao’s Weibo, sharing the thoughts and feelings they had been brewing all day.

By the time Lu Yiyao posted his Weibo, Ran Lin had already been sent back to his dorm apartment.

In reality, he spent the entire day in the company’s meeting room doing just one thing—posting that Weibo tagging Lu Yiyao. The rest of the time was spent waiting for Lu Yiyao’s response.

But Lu Yiyao was too calm, so by four in the afternoon, Wang Xi, having other matters to attend to, let him go after giving some instructions.

There were three things Wang Xi instructed. The amount of information was quite large, but seemingly sure that he would understand, she stated them succinctly:

“First, for the near future, all Weibo-related actions must wait for company instructions; no free play or self-expression allowed. Second, tomorrow the company will arrange for you to visit Han Ze’s drama set. There will be a short interview by a gossip entertainment program also visiting. The airport incident will surely be brought up, so you better prepare in advance. Third, I will take over your scheduling. I might not be able to attend to you daily like Kang Hui, but we don’t need to be like family. Just remember, I can make you famous.”

What’s the relationship between an artist and their agent?

If the artist is famous enough, then the agent serves them.

But if the agent is more famous and has better resources and connections in the circle, then unfortunately, they’re here to lead you towards prosperity. If they tell you to plant rice, you better bend down and get to it.

“Have you seen Weibo?” At 6:02 PM, just two minutes after Lu Yiyao’s Weibo was posted, Wang Xi called.

Ran Lin was in the shower at the critical stage—hair washing. Fortunately, his phone was on the washstand, so despite the awkward situation with foam on his head, he still managed to pull back the shower curtain and answer the call, putting it on speaker.

“Not yet, Xi Jie. What’s up?”

“Lu Yiyao replied.”

“Really? How did he reply?”

“Aren’t you going to check yourself?”

“…”

“Are you in the bathroom?”

Ran Lin was startled. His first reaction was to grab the shower curtain to cover his lower body, then he looked up at the black and white ceiling of the bathroom, as if somewhere in those eerie squares had a hidden surveillance camera beneath them.

“You sound echoey. It’s obviously a closed space.” Wang Xi seemed to imagine his frantic actions from the sound of the shower curtain, her voice carrying a rare hint of amusement. “He interacted with your Weibo post, very cleverly done. You can check it. No need to reply to him. That would be superfluous. But remember to follow him.”

“Okay.”

After hanging up, Ran Lin wiped a clear path on the foggy mirror.

In the limited space of the mirror, a young man with messy hair from shampoo appeared. Bright eyes, white teeth, youthful energy, somewhere between a boy and a man, with a face full of collagen, past the baby fat but not yet maturely chiseled. Handsome and enduring.

“You can only fool little girls.” Ran Lin poked at the harmless face in the mirror. “Lu Yiyao probably wants to curse your entire family tree now.”

After quickly rinsing his hair and hastily finishing with the shower gel, Ran Lin then rolled back onto his bed with his phone.

Taking a deep breath, with the reverence of reading some important document or a great work, he clicked into Lu Yiyao’s Weibo.

Lu Yiyao’s public demeanor was within Ran Lin’s expectations, but his approach was even more brilliant than Ran Lin had anticipated.

Truly worthy of being a star who could grip both popularity and reputation.

Whether this attitude was Lu Yiyao’s own or his team’s suggestion, it was the most beautiful response.

From the replies under Lu Yiyao’s Weibo, it was clear to see that, aside from fans sending hearts, there was a stream of people turning into fans.

Ran Lin let out a soft sigh, somewhat wishfully thinking that since Lu Yiyao agreed or was willing to post such a Weibo, maybe he wasn’t so opposed to being used for popularity…

[😲 God Lu’s acting skills showcased in the mall. Yun Zhang’s angry soul returns!! [Second-hand video]]

“…and will never, ever, forgive you!”

Why did he impulsively click on this fan-taken video?

Why let him see that the video’s filming time was this very afternoon?

Why, long after the drama had finished shooting, could Lu Yiyao’s acting still be so genuine and immediate?

That night, Ran Lin dreamt about these questions.

In his dreams, the temporary stage in the mall had an extra person who looked and was built just like him. Lu Yiyao’s explosive line was no longer directed at the fans below, but at the person on stage with him.

Later, it seemed like Lu Yiyao wanted to get physical, but the host, sensing trouble, immediately made a joke.

Then Ran Lin woke up, frightened, and couldn’t fall back asleep.

—On this quiet autumn night, Ran Lin, an 18th-tier male star, made a wish that he would never cross paths with Lu Yiyao in this lifetime.

The visit to Han Ze’s drama set went smoothly. Although Han Ze was indifferent to him privately, he displayed unity and friendship in front of the camera, as expected of artists from the same company.

Sure enough, the moment the gossip entertainment reporter saw Ran Lin, they perked up, almost eager to interview him thoroughly about the airport incident.

Fortunately, Wang Xi intervened in time and pulled him away. Otherwise, most of the scenes he prepared for might not have been sufficient.

However, what ultimately appeared in the entertainment program was a somewhat shy and inexperienced young man regarding the airport incident. Far from being arrogant, he sincerely expressed his apologies for the trouble he caused Lu Yiyao.

The interview aired two days later. By then, the fervor over the airport incident had significantly cooled, but the lingering interest remained. Thus, Ran Lin gained a substantial number of new fans and followers.

On the day the program aired, Lu Yiyao responded to his follow—by mutually following each other on Weibo.

Mutual following was precisely the development the company hoped for, much like Lu Yiyao’s previous response, which the company also welcomed.

But for some reason, Ran Lin always found the timing of Lu Yiyao’s actions intriguing.

For example, his response to the Weibo post came after a whole day of the incident fermenting and after Lu Yiyao had recited lines at the mall.

And then, like this time, when the interview aired and the discussion, which had been dying down, revived again.

The timing of Lu Yiyao’s choices seemed like… he was using these actions to express his attitude. And Ran Lin always felt that the clearer Lu Yiyao’s response, the more it indicated that his emotions were fluctuating intensely, even though there was no basis for such a deduction.

The broadcast of the interview and mutual following on Weibo weren’t the end. That evening, a renowned two-dimension artist released a CP video of Yun Zhang x Linghu Xiaodao.

Linghu Xiaodao was the most handsome ancient costume character Ran Lin had ever played, among all his male roles. Although the drama’s viewership was abysmal from start to finish, and even the TV station was reluctant to rerun it, Linghu Xiaodao became the cherished character for a small group of two-dimension fangirls.

Needless to say, Yun Zhang had already become the husband of countless fangirls.

What was even more fatal, the video was excellently produced, combining clips of Yun Zhang and Linghu Xiaodao into a heart-wrenching, fanservice MV. From editing to soundtrack, it was seamless and fluent, making the four-minute video almost more exciting than the two original works.

People in the industry could tell it was professionally made.

Although many top fans create videos for their beloved characters, the timing of this release, right after mutual following and immediately being shared by various marketing accounts, was quite suggestive.

Of course, the melon*-eaters didn’t care about such nuances.

*Term used for gossip/rumors. Melon eaters/eating melons, refers to people who are consuming gossip without taking any sides or expressing any particular opinions.

Especially a wave of fangirls, instantly fired up by the video, were charmed to death.

Yun Zhang and Linghu Xiaodao rapidly ascended the hot search list.

The two parties involved didn’t respond further or interact.

But after all, the loving fangirls were a group capable of conjuring an 80-episode idol drama from a simple mutual follow. Thus, the CP hype, riding on the wave of the airport incident, blew even stronger and farther.

A month later, Ran Lin, who had appeared on several small-scale notices, received a contract for the reality show <National First Love Drifting Story>.

<National First Love Drifting Story> was a star-studded travel, adventure, survival, and challenge reality show heavily invested in by XX Satellite TV.

Judging from the planning alone, it seemed unfocused, a bit of a mishmash, unlike other shows where the focus was clear from the name—be it parenting, puzzle solving, singing, or labor. Even pure travel shows had their selling points—beautiful scenery plus celebrities. Audiences could easily choose what interests them.

But the cast of this show was its distinguishing feature—Lu Yiyao + Zhang Beichen + Xia Xinran + Gu Jie + ?.

These four names were among the brightest new generation in the entertainment industry.

The oldest, Gu Jie, was twenty-five, and the youngest, Xia Xinran, twenty-two. Although there were younger stars in the industry, either their popularity didn’t match up or their image didn’t fit the show’s planning.

More importantly, all five had achieved fame at a young age and had been touted as the “National First Love*” by their companies.

*Term in the entertainment industry referring to stars who capture the hearts of the public with their charming, fresh, and innocent image, reminiscent of one’s first love. Generally, these celebrities are youthful, attractive, and possess certain innocence or purity traits.

Lu Yiyao, needless to say, debuted in a youth campus movie adapted from a novel. Although he was still a sophomore at a university in the UK at the time, he took advantage of the holiday to return to China to play a supporting male role. As soon as the film was released, it achieved good box office results. Coupled with the “acting contrast” provided by the leading actors, Lu Yiyao, who had studied drama and performance at the University of Manchester for less than two years, unexpectedly gained the most popularity and successfully entered the entertainment industry. Of course, later on, because he spent most of his time filming in China, he eventually dropped out of university. Consequently, his management company soon stopped marketing him as a scholarly idol. However, his incomplete college education was still modestly listed in his Baidu Encyclopedia educational background section.

Zhang Beichen and Xia Xinran, 23 and 22, respectively, rose to fame four years ago in a talent show called <You Are Still Young>. At the time, countless girls dreamed of being their girlfriends.

Zhang Beichen, with his sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, was dashing, while Xia Xinran, with red lips and white teeth, was delicate and pretty. Both stunning and handsome, they impressed in subsequent film and television works. To this day, people have gradually forgotten their idol show origins but still remember their “youthful boyfriend” images.

Gu Jie was the most distinct among them—the epitome of hormonal appeal.

He became famous at twenty with an ancient detective drama, playing a taciturn but highly skilled young martial artist. Initially burdened with deep vengeance, he later clears his family’s name and avenges them with the help of the male lead, becoming the lead detective’s loyal hound.

That drama made both the male lead and him famous, especially Gu Jie, who initially received unfavorable reviews—his looks were only average in the demanding idol drama environment, and he had a slightly dark complexion and an odd appearance, perhaps having offended the makeup artist. But later, thanks to his heart-wrenching romance with the second female lead, he rebounded.

And in a scene near the end, the screenwriter showcased his physique.

Only then did people realize, “Holy shit, he’s thin in clothes but muscular without! Totally different from the frail, flowery young men outside!” He exuded raw, sexual masculinity!

That’s just human nature. When someone dislikes you, even your beauty appears ugly, and when they like you, even your ugliness seems handsome.

Besides, Gu Jie wasn’t ugly. After the TV series ended and he attended various promotions, he adopted a clean and dashing style. Gradually, no one thought he wasn’t handsome anymore. Everyone felt he was irresistibly charming, the kind whose mere glance could “impregnate”.

There were five guests, but only four names. During the initial promotion of the show, the fifth guest was represented by the silhouette of a killer from the “Conan” series, a move Ran Lin thought was just a gimmick by the production team.

It wasn’t until Wang Xi handed him the contract that he realized the star the production team had in mind was still considering and hadn’t given a final word, forcing them to wait.

Now that the star had declined due to scheduling conflicts, only they knew the real reasons. Wang Xi finally managed to secure this opportunity for Ran Lin.

Partly due to Wang Xi’s efforts and partly due to luck.

In terms of fame, appearing on the show with these four was a step up for Ran Lin. The production aimed to present the “National First Love”, a concept not so easy to personify. There were many popular stars, but few could claim the title of “National First Love”, be available, and not demand exorbitant fees. After much deliberation, they settled on Ran Lin, whose recent popularity was intertwined with Lu Yiyao.

Although his fame might be somewhat inflated, he was affordable. The price Wang Xi negotiated for his participation in this reality show was a bargain for the production team.

One wanted to rise on the heat of the moment, the other sought the best value for a smooth production. Once they negotiated, it was a perfect match.

“The terms are a bit strict but not excessive. We’re the ones asking, so some compromise is necessary,” Wang Xi said nonchalantly as Ran Lin scrutinized the contract.

Ran Lin blinked, returning to the present. In fact, Wang Xi had misunderstood him; although he was pondering over the contract, his mind was occupied with someone else.

Putting down the contract, Ran Lin looked worriedly at Wang Xi. “Are you sure… he will accept my participation?”

The person Ran Lin hoped never to encounter again—not only might they meet, but they would also be shoulder to shoulder on a rough journey.

Ran Lin was now embarrassed to even think of the other’s name, fearing the gods might record another sin against him.

Wang Xi thought he had a serious question. Hearing this, she smiled. “He signed the contract last month. He won’t break it for you. Besides…” Her makeup-perfect face showed a familiar trace of sarcasm. “His status isn’t high enough to influence the production team’s decisions.”

Ran Lin had nothing more to say.

Actually, he wanted to ask if he could avoid participating, or at least join a different show, and not always be associated with the same person.

But he knew there was no need to ask.

Just looking at the lineup, he knew this variety show would be a hot topic. Wang Xi must have worked hard to secure this opportunity. Missing out on this would mean losing a rare chance.

Shanghai, in a dressing room at a magazine cover photo shoot.

After the stylist finished Lu Yiyao’s makeup and left his agent Yao Hong brought hot news, which shocked Lu Yiyao…

“Ran Lin is the fifth person?!”

And infuriated him.

“I’ve tolerated the fake CP hype but is he planning to exploit me forever?!”

In the makeup room, only Lu Yiyao and Yao Hong remained, but the former still kept his voice as low as possible, expressing his vehement feelings through gritted teeth.

Hong Jie gently patted her artist’s shoulder, a light touch with a calming effect. “He’s affordable and can fit the ‘National First Love’ theme.”

Yao Hong’s voice, as plain and kind as her personality, gradually calmed Lu Yiyao. However, he still found the claim of Ran Lin fitting the show’s theme laughable. “Him, a National First Love?”

Lu Yiyao was naturally charismatic; even his angry expressions were charming.

Fortunately, Yao Hong’s son was already in high school, so managing Lu Yiyao was like taking care of a child, with patience and tolerance.

However, Yao Hong’s ability to bring Lu Yiyao to his current status indicates that she wasn’t a pushover. Unlike Wang Xi’s assertive and flamboyant style, Yao Hong possessed a combination of softness and firmness, handling matters with more tact and thoroughness.

Seeing Yao Hong scrolling through her phone, Lu Yiyao curiously asked, “Hong Jie…”

After a moment, she handed him the phone.

It was an entertainment news article from two years ago, the kind written out of desperation for lack of topics— [If there’s a first love, it must look like you: Ran Lin, the most handsome boy in a white shirt in history.]

The content was negligible, full of clichés.

But the accompanying picture was intriguing. Sunset, playground, horizontal bars, a boy in a white shirt.

“See? Fits the first love theme, right?” Yao Hong teased seeing how engrossed Lu Yiyao was.

Lu Yiyao returned the phone, pondering for a while before commenting, “He’s aged well.”

The boy by the playground and the “fake fan” at the airport, except for their clothes, were indistinguishable.

It was a face forgotten by time, forever young.

“Stop thinking about it and prepare well.” Yao Hong knew Lu Yiyao had accepted reality but still needed time to let go. “This is your first variety show. It’s very important.”

Lu Yiyao, however, struggled in his thoughts one last time. “Is there really no way out?”

Yao Hong looked into his eyes, saying softly but firmly, “One day in the future, you will be a true superstar. Then, everyone who wants to stand by your side will need your consent.”

Lu Yiyao was momentarily speechless.

The photography assistant came in to notify the start of the second set.

Lu Yiyao nodded and followed him out.

He was distracted during the second part of the shoot, only gradually focusing after several reminders from the photographer.

He was pondering Yao Hong’s words.

He wasn’t questioning their validity but wondering if that future was what he truly wanted.


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Suddenly Trending Ch4

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4

There would never be a hot search on Weibo without a reason.

Even if the onlookers were idle, what was the chance that tens of thousands of them were typing the same keyword in the search bar at the same time? Even twins aren’t that in sync!

So, it wasn’t the masses who created the hot search, but some mysterious force that put it there first, and then you followed the trend, becoming one of those hundreds of thousands, even millions, of searches.

Lu Yiyao’s team had done this kind of thing too.

Especially during the time when the reputation of <Ten Years of Rainy Night> wasn’t particularly good, even him drinking black coffee could make the hot search. The omnipresent articles praising his explosive acting skills seemed to be everywhere online, as if his team wished to portray him as the only saving grace of this drama, making him feel somewhat guilty and question Hong Jie if this might be going too far.

But before his own studio’s PR team could stop, the producers, not wanting to sit idly by, furiously invested in publicity, determined to stir up popularity to compensate for the lackluster reputation.

So, Lu Yiyao, just after drinking black coffee, started to show off his love with the female lead in the hot search.

In all honesty, the female lead had a boyfriend who was a behind the scenes wealthy man crazy about his wife. Therefore, after the drama finished shooting, apart from public promotions, he never even exchanged phone numbers or WeChat with the female lead, let alone something like “Lu Yiyao admits XXX is his standard for choosing a partner”, which was obviously a ridiculously fake headline.

But there was no choice.

The rights to the name “Lu Yiyao” in the hot search no longer belonged to him. It belonged to the management team, to the drama producers. Thus, this name had a doll dress-up game, wearing hot pants today and a dress tomorrow.

The only difference was that the hot searches created by the management team could be about Lu Yiyao’s real life or his drama character, while those created by the drama producers always came with the tag of the character Yun Zhang.

So, the combination of Ran Lin + Lu Yiyao suddenly appearing in the hot search made Lu Yiyao extremely angry.

No matter how much his own team promoted him, they would never bind someone else to him without permission—that was the red line Lu Yiyao set for his PR team.

Yao Hong once tactfully advised him, saying that being too upright in the entertainment industry was fatal. The onlookers didn’t care about your stance. What they saw most directly was that this star was very active, always in the news, while that one was always silent, probably flopped.

But Lu Yiyao didn’t think this was being too upright.

If he were really so high-minded, he wouldn’t have cooperated with appearing on the hot search for every little thing, even managing to act in a crying scene without eye drops, thus becoming a sensation in announcements for his genuine performance without artificial aids.

But hyping himself up was one thing.

Exploiting others was another.

This was Lu Yiyao’s principle, unrelated to whether he was a star or not.

So, he was angry, not just because he was frustrated at being exploited, but more so at his own foolishness and annoyance.

It was all tricks, through and through.

From the moment Ran Lin chose to appear at the airport wearing that baseball uniform that made him ten years younger, the trickery had already begun.

Don’t mention anything about coincidences or misunderstandings.

How could it be such a coincidence that, among so many fans at the airport, only one light board fell? How come, among all the airport staff, only this eighteen-tier star cared about the environment? Why did he stand at the exit in a daze after picking up the light board? The timing of the airport surveillance leak was just so coincidental? The gossip marketers were so idle to do video post-production themselves?

Go to hell!

Once all the accidentals were removed, it was all a trap.

The makeup artist looked at her boss, his chest heaving, burning with rage. His handsome face was frowning, and his facial muscles were as stiff as if he had been over-injected with hyaluronic acid. She wanted to comfort him, telling him not to keep it all bottled up, just curse it out.

But she knew her advice would be useless.

At the age of twelve, he was sent to a private boarding school in England, only returning to China to join the entertainment industry after dropping out of university at twenty.

The most critical eight years of personality development were spent in the thick British atmosphere.

Although Lu Yiyao himself never said it.

But everyone in the studio, including Hong Jie, could see that the mainland star was always striving to be a gentleman with good upbringing.

Lu Yiyao’s black coffee aroma didn’t reach Dream Without Limits.

At that moment, Ran Lin was sitting in the empty meeting room of the company, munching on a bun, sipping soy milk, and scrolling through Weibo.

He was summoned to the company just after ten, and he was left hanging here for almost an hour.

Other than Kang Hui’s words of “Don’t make a sound on Weibo or accidentally like anything,” he received no other instructions.

Bored to death, he could only nibble on his breakfast in this empty time nearing noon.

Had he not been interrupted, he could’ve slept till sunset in his own little nest. But now, even if he wanted to sleep, he couldn’t.

He was suddenly trending on Weibo. It was unbelievable that the company actually spent such money on him.

Even more unbelievable was how effectively they drove the topic. Starting from the “Most Awkward Pick-Up in History” to the current “Together”, the rhythm was perfectly led.

And gradually, videos from TV shows he participated in years ago started to surface. This led to another round of heated comments like “Ahhh, fresh out of water*” and “Why did he debut as a youth and is still a youth now, damn.”

*(鲜出水) Term used online to metaphorically describe someone who appears youthful and vibrant, making them “refreshing” as they have just emerged untouched. It’s basically a compliment that highlights someone’s youthful appearance and their “fresh and energetic” presence.

Step by step, methodically, it was like a textbook case of Weibo promotion.

Kang Hui couldn’t possibly have this level of operational skill.

Ran Lin narrowed his eyes, munching on his bun, brainstorming. The sunlight streaming through the floor-to-ceiling windows fell on his youthful side face. His eyelashes cast beautiful arcs in the light and shadow, looking just like a campus idol.

Of course, an idol wouldn’t be eating buns in a study room.

At noon, the meeting room door was finally opened.

Ran Lin, nearly dozing off in the autumn sun, hurriedly climbed up from the table. Upon seeing the visitor, he immediately stood up straight. “Xi Jie.”

Ran Lin, though thin, was a tall guy at 1.8 meters. But in front of Wang Xi, who was 1.68 meters, his presence was instantly overshadowed.

Wang Xi, in her early forties, looked around thirty-five.

She wore a set of ash-gray professional attire, a vest over a white shirt, with cropped pants and high heels today. The vest’s waistline was perfectly cinched, accentuating her graceful waist. The shirt was classic in style with thoughtful details. The pants were slightly tapered at the hem, revealing a bit of ankle, creating a visually cohesive look with the high heels, making her legs appear long and straight.

“Sit.” Wang Xi’s attitude was so natural that it didn’t seem like this was her first direct conversation with Ran Lin, but more like a boss wanting to talk to an employee. After saying this, she went around to the other side of the large conference table and sat down first.

Ran Lin hurriedly walked two steps to the right, sat down directly opposite Wang Xi, and instinctively straightened his back.

“Have you been sleeping here all morning?” Wang Xi’s voice was somewhat cold that even her joking sounded more like mockery.

Ran Lin, who usually seems very jovial and fond of jokes, actually knew very well when to be serious.

“I scrolled through Weibo for two hours, then I was afraid of accidentally liking something and disrupting the rhythm the company had worked so hard to establish for me, so I dared not to continue.”

Wang Xi slightly tilted her head, looking at Ran Lin with interest for the first time. “You are smarter than I thought.”

Ran Lin laughed awkwardly, not sure whether to respond or not, and finally just scratched his head and straightforwardly asked, “Xi Jie, just tell me whatever plans the company has.”

Wang Xi slightly lifted her eyelids. “Before, the company was cooperating with you. From now on, you need to cooperate with the company.”

Ran Lin was stunned, blinking his deer-like eyes, not quite understanding.

What did she mean by the company cooperating with him? He didn’t even dare to leave the conference room all morning except for going to the bathroom.

Wang Xi didn’t expect him to understand immediately and further explained, “What you did last night was good—great timing, and you were lucky. But in this circle, you can’t rely on luck. You need to rely on operations, understand?”

Ran Lin suddenly felt embarrassed and hurriedly said, “No, Xi Jie. Last night’s incident was an acci…”

“No need to explain to me. Whether it was a misunderstanding or intentional, it makes no difference.” Wang Xi leaned forward slightly, her sharp gaze locking onto Ran Lin. “What I care about is how to use this opportunity to make a comeback for you.”

Ran Lin nodded, not speaking further.

A “salted fish*” wasn’t qualified to talk about a comeback.

*It’s a metaphor referring to someone who wants to be lazy and has no great ambitions.

“If there’s no problem, the company will help you post a Weibo tagging Lu Yiyao. If you’re not comfortable, you can post it yourself, but the content must follow what we set. As for the follow-up interactions, let’s see how Lu Yiyao reacts.”

“…”

“Don’t understand again?”

“Can I see the draft of the Weibo post first?”

Wang Xi frowned slightly, not quite appreciating Ran Lin’s overthinking. She preferred obedient artists, who do as told, because her decisions for them were always the most efficient and beneficial.

But it was just the beginning. He would be trained eventually. At least Ran Lin had good comprehension, understanding quickly, saving her a lot of effort.

Most celebrities’ Weibo accounts were managed jointly by the artist and the company. The former would post about life and emotions, interacting with known people or other celebrities, while the latter would post edited street shots, selfies, drama stills, event photos, and all advertising promotions.

The company might suggest celebrities post seemingly high-EQ comments on hot topics, buy and sell personas, as well as how to act cute and interact with other celebrities, but rarely directly posts these kinds of personal things for them. After all, celebrities are also people who want to have their own opinions, views, and social circles.

Therefore, although the company had Ran Lin’s Weibo account password, involving Lu Yiyao, they still needed to notify him in advance.

[I really didn’t mean it 😂 @Lu Yiyao]

Ran Lin looked at the draft message Wang Xi quickly edited on her phone, feeling as if eight hundred horses were galloping through the grasslands in his heart.

If he were Lu Yiyao, seeing this Weibo post, he might first block this Ran Lin, then pull him out of the blacklist to give him a severe punishment on the level of the top ten tortures of the Qing dynasty, and then block him again!

“The video is already so hot. Just repost it and act cute. It’s no big deal,” Wang Xi said lightly.

But Ran Lin could only see two words from this draft—blatantly shameless1.

“Can I… not tag Lu Yiyao?” Ran Lin struggled internally for a long time before bringing up this request, which was sure to be criticized.

In fact, he didn’t even want to post on Weibo, but if he said that directly, he probably wouldn’t even have a chance to discuss it.

As expected, Wang Xi’s face darkened, and her voice turned completely cold. “Not tag Lu Yiyao? Are you saying that everyone’s been busy all morning for nothing? Or do you think you’re hot enough on your own, not needing to ride on the coattails of a popular actor?”

Biting the bullet and meeting Wang Xi’s sharp gaze, Ran Lin tried to make his attitude seem neither too resistant nor too yielding. “I understand the effort the company has put into me; otherwise, with my level of obscurity, even if I were associated with Lu Yiyao, there wouldn’t be this level of discussion. But now there are already comments on Weibo accusing me of riding on his popularity. If I tag Lu Yiyao now, won’t it be too obvious?”

Wang Xi chuckled and said mockingly, “It’s already very obvious, so whether you continue to ride on his popularity or not, you can’t establish a reputation for integrity.”

The words were harsh, but Ran Lin had no time to be angry. He just hoped to minimize the severity of being blacklisted or criticized by Lu Yiyao’s fans and onlookers. “How about this, Xi Jie. I’ll post the Weibo, and I’ll tag Lu Yiyao, but I’ll edit the content myself. Once it’s done, I’ll show it to you, and if you approve, then I’ll post it.”

Wang Xi looked at him for a long time, searching for any signs of cunning or ulterior motives, but there seemed to be none. It was just a sincere negotiation.

“Okay.” Since he agreed to tag Lu Yiyao so readily, she let it slide.

But—

Wang Xi’s fingernails, painted with nude polish, lightly tapped on the dark wooden table, making her words deliberate. “You only get one chance to turn things around. If you miss it, even God can’t make you popular.”

Ran Lin smiled and said nothing.

Perhaps because he had never been truly popular, he no longer had a strong desire for fame. But he wanted to act, and if being famous meant getting roles, then he’d play by the rules this time.

It was just that he felt a bit sorry for Lu Yiyao.

Five minutes later, Wang Xi, looking at the Weibo draft on Ran Lin’s phone, raised her beautifully shaped eyebrows.

She didn’t look at Ran Lin, but there was rare approval in her eyes as she looked at the phone screen, and her voice turned from cloudy to sunny. “Actually, even if you posted according to my draft, Lu Yiyao wouldn’t publicly confront you. Getting on the hot search without spending a penny, his PR team would be too happy to care. Moreover, he needs to continue playing the role of Mr. Nice Guy. But your version now is more likely to garner sympathy…” Towards the end, Wang Xi finally looked up and gave him a genuine smile. “You’re not that dumb after all.”

Ran Lin laughed awkwardly, while in his heart, he apologized to Lu Yiyao a hundred times over.

At one o’clock in the afternoon, Beijing time, Ran Lin, the subject of the hot search whirlwind, finally spoke up. He reposted the most popular subtitled video and wrote in Weibo—[#Meeting an idol who respects and cares for fans, you’ve become a fan too, #Whether it was before or not, from this moment, I am your die-hard fan. Please accept my beam of love! 🤩* @Lu Yiyao]

*It’s actually an Ultraman emoji. I imagine something like this.

Without the company’s intervention, Ran Lin’s Weibo exploded first!

First, a bunch of girls, whether fans or passersby, fainted in their pink bubbles, then Lu Yiyao’s fan army arrived, uniformly praising Lu Yiyao as the idol who treats fans the best and thanking Ran Lin for liking him.

Of course, there were discordant voices, such as some overly sensitive true fans who came up and accused him of riding on Lu Yiyao’s popularity!

But they were quickly stopped by other fans, saying no one has the right to chase away any fan on behalf of Lu Yiyao. “Poster, please don’t take it to heart.”

Ran Lin breathed a sigh of relief in his heart; this was the best scenario he could have hoped for.

Since he was already riding on the coattails of popularity, he might as well do it openly and simultaneously brush up some good feelings for Lu Yiyao.

This way, even if Lu Yiyao’s fans wanted to complain, they would be more lenient considering he had praised Lu Yiyao.

Ran Lin, you scheming bitch1!

1This is referring to him being blatantly shameless (mentioned earlier). The word is (心机) which is a colloquialism that combines cunning/scheming with a derogatory term for a woman (usually bitch). 

After scolding himself, Ran Lin silently prayed that Lu Yiyao was an easygoing person.

Because getting angry was inevitable. Everyone in the circle knew how to play the game; being suddenly tagged, nobody should treat anyone else as a fool.

But if someone was easygoing, their temper would come and go quickly, making both Lu Yiyao comfortable and lessening Ran Lin’s guilt.

At the same time, in a shopping mall beside Chang’an Street.

The hall was packed with roaring fans, and on the temporary promotional event stage, the host invited the brand’s spokesperson, Lu Yiyao, to offer some benefits to all his supporting fans at the end.

“This is difficult for me.” Lu Yiyao showed a troubled expression, but his eyes still smiled, curving beautifully and occasionally glancing at the audience, causing waves of screams.

“How about this.” Seeing time was running out, the host cleverly intervened. “Many fans became your fangirls through <Yun Zhang>, so could you perform a line from the drama to let everyone relive the charm of Yun Zhang?”

Lu Yiyao liked this suggestion. He immediately nodded, then faced the audience, and in a few seconds, entered the emotion.

The fans below held their breath, and the entire mall instantly quieted.

When he looked up again, the smile was gone. The man on stage, though dressed in a modern fashion style that didn’t match the drama, anyone who had seen the drama could feel that at this moment, he was no longer Lu Yiyao but Yun Zhang, deeply hurt and hated by his beloved—

“Don’t ask me when I can let go. Because I love you, I will never let go and will never, ever, forgive you!”

Three seconds of dead silence.

Then, thunderous applause and screaming erupted.

At six o’clock in the evening, Beijing time, after fermenting for a whole day, the airport blunder finally received a response from the other party involved, Lu Yiyao—

[The true love fan is too handsome, I’m also desperate 😭 //@Ran Lin: #Meeting an idol who respects and cares for fans, you’ve become a fan too, #Whether it was before or not, from this moment, I am your die-hard fan. Please accept my beam of love! 🤩 @Lu Yiyao]

How hard is it to maintain a good public image?

Lu Yiyao thought it depends on each person’s definition of “hard”.

In his case, smiling and acting cute while his heart bled was already pushing himself to the limit.


Kinky Thoughts:

Oh god, trying to find matching emojis is killing me… but probably not as much as how Lu Yiyao is feeling right now (lol).


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Full Server First Kill Ch114

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 114: A Peaceful Prelude

Ranger Abandon was heartbroken.

He jokingly chose “Abandon” as his ID, and ironically, his name came true. His team got lost in the vast Black Forest.

A member of the Homeward Saints Guild and somewhat of a team leader, his four-person team comprised older amateur Players with a mobile combat style.

They couldn’t compete with professional gamers and had no aspirations for the frontline, making their leveling pace lag behind the main force. Their leader, Hot Ash, sensibly assigned them to exploration, studying dungeons.

Fairly, it was a sound decision. Eager to prove his worth, Abandon chose the legendary “Paradise” in the Black Forest.

However, he underestimated the difficulty!

They accidentally entered a terrain dungeon called [Ancient Battlefield Miasma] and wandered for fourteen days without finding a way out.

The gray fog obscured their vision; the ground was a mix of rotting mud and skeletons. A misstep could lead them into black-green marshes, sinking their boots into stench. Trees hung with vines and cobwebs, and amidst the fog created a scenery that looked eerily similar.

The dungeon’s monsters were various undead creatures—will-o’-wisps or skeletons with rotting flesh hanging off them. Day and night made no difference here, and even after clearing them out, new ones emerged after a few hours, aimlessly wandering.

The torment seemed endless.

While water needs were met with magic, their food supply dwindled. The area lacked even insects, let alone edible prey. On this day, they could only muster two finger-length pieces of jerky and a walnut-sized pack of butter.

“We can’t possibly die here. That would be too embarrassing,” lamented the team’s Paladin, near tears.

“Should’ve read the task prompt before accepting… it’s all Abba’s fault, saying he could clear the maze in seconds. Can he clear this thirty-day mission in seconds?” The Forest Archer, the attack output, complained weakly.

“It’s not all his fault. Who knew there’d be no supplies? Even some mushrooms would’ve been nice.”

The Priest leaned on his staff, barely standing. “Do you smell instant noodles? Beef flavor… though I prefer shrimp and fish cake flavor…”

Abandon trudged forward, nearly tripping over bones. Death wasn’t the issue, but their exhaustion, pain, and hunger were very real. Worst-case scenario, they might become eternally immobile living corpses due to “starvation”.

Upon encountering the same giant rock for the twentieth time, the team couldn’t go on. Everyone nibbled on a bit of butter, lethargically swallowing. Abandon didn’t dare to eat. He climbed atop the rock, hoping to glean some insight from the rolling fog.

That was when he saw something remarkable.

Far off, another team seemed to be advancing. Years later, Abandon couldn’t forget that scene—

“This is the periphery of the ‘Ancient Battlefield Tombs’, where the number of undead is relatively constant, and they’re not very strong.”

A young man’s gentle voice explained. “Everyone can take a few hits, then let the younger members handle them.”

His voice was pleasant, but the shadows in the fog were not. Abandon immediately spotted the large Ironbone Bear, his hair standing on end.

How could so many monsters suddenly appear?

“Once we enter the Ancient Battlefield, there will be more undead and high-level carrion creatures. We’ll split the enemies in half—half for us, half for your mercenary group,” the young voice said politely.

“Sure, we’ll take good care of your subordinates,” a rich, pleasant male voice responded.

A mercenary group!

Abandon was overjoyed—regardless of the monster count, mercenaries could only mean humans! He slid down the rock, grabbing his teammates and rushing towards the source of the voices.

“Help!” he called hoarsely. “We’re trapped here, help us!”

The conversation stopped abruptly, and a figure approached them through the fog.

The moment they saw the newcomer, Abandon was nearly moved to tears—

Before him was a man who seemed to slowly emerge from the gray ocean, his silver-white hair almost blending with the fog. He was extremely handsome, and if not for the lack of a Player’s earring, Abandon would’ve mistaken him for a highly skilled Player.

It was like a divine messenger had arrived.

But soon, he noticed something odd. The man had a pair of hard black horns on his head and a glossy, full tail swaying behind him.

…A male succubus?

Well, it’s not strange! Succubi love socializing, and Abandon had heard of mercenary groups with succubus members.

The golden eyes moved through the fog, locking onto the trembling four. They looked like four desperate kiwis, having rolled in mud and avoiding excessive magic use for cleanliness.

The succubus let go of his hand gripping the hunting knife. “Pfft!”

Abandon’s good impression shattered in seconds at the merciless laugh.

“We can’t find the way out,” he said dryly. “Please ask your mercenary group to help us. We’ll pay handsomely!”

“I’m not part of any mercenary group.”

The golden eyes glanced at their mud-spattered Player earrings, showing disdain. “Never mind, come here, Miss Prude.”

Another figure soon emerged from the fog.

This time, Abandon almost burst into tears—

Heaven be praised, it was Miss Anakin, the Homeward Saints Guild’s top healer Anakin!

He ran up to her, almost tripping. “Fellow countryman, give us something to eat. We haven’t eaten for three days!”

Hearing this classic scam line, Anakin instinctively stepped back. “……”

Anakin: “You are…?”

“The 42nd Exploration Team of the Homeward Saints Guild.” Abandon sobbed, his voice cracking. “I’m Abandon.”

“Oh!” Anakin immediately remembered upon hearing the peculiar ID. “You’re exploring the Black Forest?”

“Yes, yes. We’ve been trapped for half a month. We can’t contact the outside world! Are you on a mission nearby? Can you take us with you? We’ll be useful!” Abandon’s voice was tearful.

If they were just sent out of the dungeon, it would be too humiliating. They wouldn’t meet their monthly work goals. Better to ride on this big shot’s coattail and submit a decent report.

In Abandon’s mind, healers were high-status, especially a top-three Player like Anakin. Whatever task Anakin was on, if she agreed to help, it was almost a sure deal.

But Anakin seemed nervous.

She inhaled sharply, glancing at the succubus, who remained silent. She hesitated before saying, “Okay, I can ask for you. But I can’t promise you can join the quest.”

She then handed out four ham sandwiches and two large cans of sugary milk, retreating back into the fog. The succubus remained at a distance, scrutinizing them.

“What are you looking at… Mmph!” The typically irritable archer was about to retort, but Abandon quickly covered his mouth.

The others didn’t see, but he did. When Anakin looked at the succubus, her eyes held fear and caution.

Although succubi weren’t the most powerful, caution was warranted.

The succubus’s tail twitched slightly, and after another glance at the four, he disappeared back into the fog.

On the other side.

Nol had a bit of a headache.

The locals had to be saved, but he couldn’t let them freely join the team—Paradise’s neighbors had no hobbies other than chatting. If these four stayed among the monsters for fifteen minutes, unless they were fools, they’d guess Paradise’s true situation.

But isolating them left only one option—stuffing them into the Drifting Mercenary Group.

And they were from the Homeward Saints Guild of the Temple of Life, making the situation delicate, like asking someone to take care of an ex’s child.

To be honest, Nol didn’t want to speculate on Painter’s view of him at this moment.

Just a few days ago, Teest openly gave him roses and remnants of a Supplement Demon, with Painter smiling politely but saying nothing.

Today, as the team set off, Teest, citing the need to “conceal his identity in front of the Drifting Mercenary Group”, excitedly dressed up as a succubus. He donned the traditional scanty succubus attire, and his tail frequently coiled around Nol’s wrist.

Anakin and Solo seemed indifferent, but Painter’s gaze was intriguing. Nol’s face burned, forcing himself to act normal.

Was it that he seduced the Mad Monk, or that the Mad Monk seduced him?

Either way, it was far from the “upright and reliable” image Nol wanted to show. Now he had to trouble Painter further—

“Little one, I think your Paradise might not be convenient for human guests.” Painter smiled, suggesting, “Give us some more supplies, and we’ll handle this for you.”

“You don’t mind them being…”

“Oh, I didn’t leave the Temple of Life because I hated the Goddess. She’s indifferent to mortals, so I didn’t want to wait around, that’s all.” Painter shook his head speaking in a casual tone. “Besides, the Saints come from afar, unfamiliar with the land. I would’ve relied on the Temple too if I was in their place. Why mind? It’s all business.”

“I’ll give you supplies for ten more people,” Nol promised earnestly.

With only sixteen members in Painter’s Drifting Mercenary Group, Paradise was being very generous.

“You’re so generous. I’m deeply grateful!”

As the atmosphere seemed to be getting better, Mr. Succubus Teest moved closer, his plump tail coiling around Nol’s wrist again. Painter made an “ah” sound, smilingly closing his mouth.

[Those four people will barely not hold us back.] Teest’s tail tip caressed between Nol’s fingers. [The Paladin and Ranger are passable, the Archer is too impulsive, and the Priest is indecisive and not very useful. It would be best to let Painter take care of them. After all, you don’t need a second knight.]

[Mr. Painter has already agreed to take care of them.]

[Truly, he’s a cunning red-haired fox.] Teest glanced at Painter.

……

At the beginning, Abandon was ushered into a dream-like life.

As expected, the healing profession held significant weight. Anakin led them to a small mercenary group of about a dozen people. They were provided with tents, potions, and food.

The faces in the mercenary group were unfamiliar, but they were cheerful and friendly. Except for their extra closeness to one of the members, they seemed no different from a normal mercenary group.

It seemed the danger level of this mission wasn’t high.

The team moved forward at a relaxed pace, with someone handling the monsters ahead. Abandon and his companions, sipping corn soup from their cups, had almost nothing to do—apart from the sweet soup, they also received steaming meat pies and apple cider.

“Sister, what kind of mission is this?” Abandon couldn’t help but ask Anakin.

With food and drink provided and someone leading the way, it felt like being carried in an online game—if it weren’t for the mercenaries laughing and eating meat, Abandon might have felt too comfortable.

“A joint mission between Paradise and the human mercenary group,” Anakin whispered. “Just grinding for experience points, nothing much.”

“That succubus is from Paradise?!” Abandon was shocked. “Hey, apart from him, how many other monsters came?”

Anakin looked at him with a nearly pitying gaze.

“You guys just follow along and level up. Don’t think about anything else,” she said. “I’m here to show the Players’ sincerity to Paradise. Remember, no matter what happens next, everyone will be safe.”

…Anakin’s words were a bit subtle, and Abandon was taken aback. They already felt safe. Was this something that needed to be specifically mentioned?

The dream-like life ended on the second day.

As the fog cleared, the team arrived at the center of an Ancient Battlefield Tomb—

The sky was dark and lightless, and the air was damp and cold, seeping into one’s bones.

A giant’s skeleton lay scattered there, its eye sockets filled with numerous ferns collecting water. A thin stream of water trickled down from its eye socket. Various giant beast carcasses were piled in its ribcage, and among them grew a tall, slender red pine, like a blood arrow piercing through the heart.

Centered around this skeleton, rough graves were scattered around, easily numbering in the thousands.

Some graves barely had tombstones with names, others were marked simply with a sword and shield, making for makeshift graves. The more unfortunate dead had their bones scattered by wild animals, exposed to the elements.

Poison-feathered giant vultures perched on tall trees, skeleton soldiers slept amidst the dry bones, and zombie rats scurried rapidly among the remains, emitting an extremely foul smell.

Their destination wasn’t far away—by the right rib of the skeleton, there was a clearly visible underground entrance.

Abandon gulped. This was definitely a new dungeon, and they hadn’t received any information about it. It was a pure exploration mission. Normally, he would have turned back and left the opportunity to someone more capable.

But what could he do now? This place was found by Paradise.

He hadn’t finished his dilemma when the system’s notification happily popped up—

[You have entered a hidden area.]

[You have triggered the hidden dungeon quest: The End of the War King.]

[Normal completion condition: Enter the tomb of the War King, successfully trigger, and complete at least one E-level side quest.]

[Perfect completion condition: Enter the tomb of the War King, successfully trigger, and complete at least one S-level side quest.]

[Mission reward: A large amount of experience points [Normal]; 10% permanent increase in attack power [Perfect]]

[Rejection/Failure Penalty: Unable to accept any tasks within ‘The End of the War King’ dungeon again.]

[Do you accept the quest?]

…It’s actually a series of tasks?! Abandon’s mouth fell open.

Usually, such hidden locations involved only 1-2 related tasks, but a series of tasks was another matter—

Once tasks were graded, it meant there were at least 10 or more side quests to explore on the map.

And more tasks meant more content to uncover. The quality of related tasks was definitely not low, perhaps even better than ordinary hidden tasks. Of course, it also meant geometrically increasing danger.

But it was hard to refuse. Could they just leave them outside? Anxiously, Abandon chose “Yes”, praying Paradise would grant them a trivial side quest.

“Speaking of which,” as they approached the entrance, Abandon moved closer to the nearest Paladin. “Why does the task specifically state ‘enter the tomb of the War King’? I haven’t seen such descriptions before.”

“Maybe there are side quests outside too.” The Paladin swept away a zombie rat with his sword. “Maybe it means ‘outside quests don’t count’?”

“I find it strange…” Abandon muttered.

At this moment, the vanguard of the large group had already reached the right hand of the skeleton.

Abandon tiptoed. The handsome male succubus was standing at the front, affectionately holding a thin-cloaked person, almost poking his tail tip into the person.

The cloaked person’s aura was unremarkable, but just looking at his back, Abandon felt a chill. That must be a high-ranking leader of Paradise, he thought.

Wait, do the high-ranking monsters of Paradise like handsome men?

…Monsters have such tastes too?

Beside the cloaked person stood Anakin, Solo, and a red-haired man he hadn’t seen before. After them were various very well-behaved monsters. Between the monsters and the four, the noisy mercenary group separated them, and Abandon could hardly hear the conversation at the front.

He just saw the cloaked person step over the giant’s right finger, and the ground rumbled loudly.

Hundreds of giant vultures flew into the sky, and zombie rats scurried madly across the ground. Skeleton soldiers hadn’t time to stand up before they were crushed into dust—

The giant’s stone-like fingers reassembled into a huge bone hand.

Its jaw bone opened and closed, and the skull was slightly turning. Its face turned towards the people, and the spring water in its eye sockets flowed faster. In the other eye socket, not filled with ferns, a sun-sized blue fire suddenly ignited.

To Abandon’s surprise, the monsters at the front didn’t panic or avoid, their animal instincts seemingly lost. The mercenaries at the front also jumped and whistled, as if watching an exciting show. Only the four of them stood there shivering.

The undead giant, pinned by the red pine, could only slightly lift its upper body. It raised its right hand, seemingly about to slap down on the people.

The cloaked person moved.

He stretched out his unencumbered hand, slightly reaching upwards, gently making a “stop” gesture.

At that moment, the giant hand, falling like a mountain, came to an abrupt halt, awkwardly frozen in mid-air. After a few seconds of internal struggle, the undead giant withdrew its hand, slowly lying back in its original position, pretending nothing had happened.

It even adjusted its angle a few times, ensuring the waterfall in its eye socket looked picturesque.

Abandon: “Huh?”

It wasn’t that he couldn’t understand that “entering the tomb of the War King” was a quest point in itself, but he couldn’t comprehend this solution… Why? How was he supposed to report this to the Saints Guild? Was the undead giant that reasonable???

While he was still in a daze, a huge cyan-purple snake emerged from the mouth of the necromantic giant. Clearly, the giant was uncooperative. It struggled hard, almost shedding a layer of skin, confusion evident in its snake eyes.

The Undead Serpent King—Abandon recognized it at a glance. This one was definitely high-level. He had only seen lower-level black individuals in burial dungeons, and those with a cyan-purple halo were rare.

The one in front of them was over three meters in diameter, conservatively estimated to be level 100. If it had teamed up with the undead giant, Abandon would have immediately abandoned the mission—this wasn’t a job for humans! It would require the elite team led by Boss Ash to fight a team battle!

Unfortunately, the undead giant lay more peacefully than death, leaving the Undead Serpent King to fight alone.

The Undead Serpent King opened its mouth wide, spewing a large cloud of poison. Before the dark purple mist could spread, it bit towards the cloaked person.

The cloaked person didn’t even use his staff. Still holding the succubus’s tail with his left hand, he only lifted his right hand to push out a ping-pong ball-sized blue fireball.

As soon as the mist touched the fireball, it instantly burned away in reverse. The Undead Serpent King didn’t have time to retract its head and inhaled the fireball.

In an instant, it froze like the undead giant.

But it didn’t have the chance to go back to playing dead—it remained in its attacking posture, turning from head to toe into snowflake-like ashes. The succubus even grabbed a handful of ashes in the air, happily plucking a small amount.

The entire process took less than two minutes.

The team moved forward again, the mercenaries in front no longer making noise, seriously discussing something. Abandon overheard a few words—they were estimating whether the group leader or that mage was faster, arguing heatedly.

For a moment, Abandon deeply doubted the “absolute strength” of the Players.

…What is the background of this mercenary group?

…And what exactly is the background of Paradise?

At first, several big shots said that they should be cautious about approaching “Paradise”, and many Players scoffed at this. Now, looking back, Abandon felt a chill down his spine.

That was definitely main storyline level strength!

He dared not to be overconfident anymore and could only obediently puff out his chest and hold his head high, following the main force into the underground.

In just a few minutes, this team of about sixty “people” disappeared into the darkness.

……

In the distant Eternal Day City, Knight Eugene led his team into the city. Accompanying them was the leader of the “Homeward Saints Guild”, Hot Ash, and his elite force of a hundred men.

In the records of the Temple of Life, “Hot Ash” was noted as phonetically similar to “Hot Ash”*.

*Clarity: The leader, Hot Ash, is named (热灰) while the name recorded in the Temple of Life is (霍塔什). They both mean hot ash.

Mr. Hot Ash, whose face was still hidden in his helmet, spoke with a muffled voice. “You didn’t set this place before.”

“Eternal Day City has been harassed by The Manor and wasn’t open before,” Eugene replied gently. “Actually, it has always been the most suitable city for a supply point. In the past, the Dragonblood Hero Drake started his journey from here to Desolation Island.”

At this point, Eugene paused for a few seconds.

“This time, the person who saved Eternal Day City is also called Drake. What a sacred coincidence.”

Hot Ash chuckled dryly. “It’s a pity that Mr. Drake didn’t stay.”

From south to north, the Fini Empire, New Gemino, Shiva, and Gratice bordered the Endless Sea. Among them, New Gemino was the closest and the most severely corrupted by the Demon King.

Before, the elite team of the Saints Guild had been roaming the borders of these four countries, on the one hand dealing with the Demon King’s corruption and, on the other, frantically leveling up.

Hot Ash thought such peaceful days would last a little longer, but after the Players arrived, the Demon King became more and more insane. It had been quietly staying on Desolation Island for thousands of years, but in the past few months, it suddenly wanted to come over and take a look.

“…Our astrologers have precisely calculated that the Demon King is moving from Desolation Island to Brick Shadow.”

Eugene said seriously, “The number of monsters following it is countless. If it really lands in Brick Shadow, it will cause a huge disaster.”

‘Indeed.’ Hot Ash sighed softly inside his helmet.

Gratice and the Fini Empire were a bit better off, but New Gemino and Shiva were the first to be hit. To say that it was disastrous was an understatement. Especially in New Gemino, where they were, it was possible for the country to be completely destroyed.

“But I still have to say, we are here to confirm the situation.” Hot Ash glanced at Eugene, speaking rapidly. “Combat is not the priority. These are the core combat forces of the Saints Guild. I cannot risk them—if necessary, I will prioritize the protection of my people, not the civilians here, nor you.”

“I completely understand.” Eugene nodded sincerely. “Please believe me. If necessary, I will also prioritize the protection of everyone, not myself.”

“So let’s regroup for a few days and then head to Brick Shadow.” Hot Ash looked toward the nearby mountains.

The Temple of Life had their prophesied “God-slaying Hero” in their party. It was interesting, whether it was for surveillance, protection, or both.

It was noon, and the sky above the Brick Mountain Range was cloudless, with the sun shining brilliantly. Under the scorching sun, the light-colored stones of Eternal Day City glittered like snow.

Knight Hot Ash squinted his eyes and quickly averted his gaze. He tightened the reins and led his team forward.

In just a few minutes, the team melted into the light.

To everyone, it was just an ordinary day. A small adventure, necessary observation, and everything proceeding as usual. This land had been peaceful for thousands of years, and the impending disaster was still far away.

At that time, no one could have imagined that, much later, this day would become a critically important node in the history of Tahe—

The prelude to the “Demon King War” was thus unveiled.


The author has something to say:

The Succubus Knight returns to the stage.

Teest: I am disguising my identity, not because I want to wear it, mm.

Nol: ……

Teest: And definitely not because the tail is very useful ^w^


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Escape From the Asylum Ch95

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 95

In less than a minute, Zhou Qian had changed his clothes.

After the two left room 1107, even though they knew the likelihood of anyone being present was low, they still forcibly opened all the doors on the 11th floor to check the inside before leaving the floor.

Once inside the elevator, they pressed the number “12”. When the elevator door opened, as expected, all the door plaques still displayed numbers starting with 11. They had arrived in a new timeline on the 11th floor.

As usual, they first saw the murder scene of Xiong Fei and Li Yuan. This time, the incident took place in room 1111, and the victims were still a couple. The murderer’s method was largely similar to the previous times, with no new tricks.

After skillfully killing the couple, Xiong Fei and Li Yuan left.

Next, based on the pattern, it was time for the animation of the second story—the story related to the handsome man and the woman in the red skirt.

However, this time, Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou waited for quite a while but saw no sign of it. Neither the woman nor the man emerged from rooms 1103 or 1104.

Zhou Qian wasn’t in a hurry. He and Bai Zhou waited in the corridor for about five minutes when they noticed an unusual burning smell. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was coming from room 1103.

Leaning against the corridor wall, Zhou Qian unconsciously lifted his foot and tapped it on the floor several times. After a while, he looked at Bai Zhou, who was standing opposite him, nodded towards room 1103, and finally said, “Zhou Ge, it’s up to you.”

Hearing this, Bai Zhou gave Zhou Qian a few more glances, seemingly trying to gauge his current mood.

Soon, he nodded without asking any more questions and walked over to Zhou Qian. Turning his body slightly, Bai Zhou gave a forceful kick to the door, breaking the lock.

“It might not be safe inside. You want to go in now?” After taking a quick look inside, Bai Zhou asked Zhou Qian.

“We won’t know if it’s safe unless we go in,” Zhou Qian responded, hinting, “Hmm? This time you didn’t throw me onto the bed after breaking the door, did you?”

“Zhou Qian…” Bai Zhou frowned slightly and reached out to grab Zhou Qian’s wrist.

Zhou Qian dodged and went into the room first.

Bai Zhou’s brows deepened. He stepped forward to follow, but Zhou Qian immediately stopped him.

“Don’t come in. Let me check the situation first. We shouldn’t both be caught off guard,” Zhou Qian said.

Bai Zhou shook his head. “I know what you’re trying to do. You go out. Let me handle it.”

“It’s fine.” Zhou Qian glanced at him, pushed Bai Zhou into the corridor, and then closed the door behind him.

Inside the room, it was just as Zhou Qian suspected. The room, covered in pentagrams, had all its windows and doors tightly shut. A man and a woman lay side by side on the bed, and next to the bed was a basin of burning charcoal. They were attempting suicide via charcoal burning.

Zhou Qian had left Bai Zhou outside, fearing that both of them might succumb to carbon monoxide poisoning. He was still unsure if all the scenes involving this man and woman were merely animations. Therefore, he wanted to test it out himself.

After leaving Bai Zhou outside, Zhou Qian approached the man and woman. They both opened their eyes and looked at him. At this moment, Zhou Qian asked, “Did you kill those people?”

The man was the first to reply. “Yes.”

Zhou Qian then asked, “I guess you don’t feel guilty. But aren’t you afraid of dying?”

This time, the woman answered. Her voice was weak, but she smiled and said, “Of course not! Others fear death because they’ll have nothing when they go to hell. We’re different! Those who die by our hands will be our slaves! They’ll serve us in hell! Death will bring us true wealth!”

The man quickly added, “I’m now filled with boundless joy. I’m about to see Lord Satan! This world is filled with sin, betrayal, and pointless desires. Only Satan can give me… the pleasure and peace I desire!”

“If death pleases you, then perhaps you shouldn’t die.” Zhou Qian smirked, picking up a bottle of unfinished mineral water from the table next to him and pouring it into the charcoal stove.

“What are you doing?”

“Stop! Stop this useless and foolish act!”

“To be honest, I think what I’m doing probably doesn’t serve any real purpose. But seeing the two of you so angry and distorted before death, it seems worth it.” Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes and said, “It’s just a shame that this is so much lighter than what you’ve done to other victims. I guess you’ll never get what you want. You’re just brainwashed. There’s no Satan in hell.”

The man and woman could no longer speak because they gradually lost consciousness.

Zhou Qian poured out the entire bottle of mineral water, but the charcoal fire was unaffected. The smoke, mixed with the harmful gasses from incomplete combustion, continued to fill the room.

About three minutes later, the couple was dead. Zhou Qian was unharmed and didn’t even feel any discomfort. He could see the couple and smell the scent of burning charcoal, as if he were in the same space with them. But in reality, it wasn’t the case.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and Bai Zhou entered. His pace was unusually hurried. After entering the room, he immediately grabbed Zhou Qian’s wrist and dragged him to the door. “Do you feel okay?”

“I’m fine.”

Zhou Qian looked straight ahead at the man and woman on the bed, their bodies becoming transparent and then disappearing from the room.

At the same time, the charcoal fire and the pentagrams throughout the room also vanished. The room looked brand new, as if nothing had happened.

Zhou Qian reached into his bag and found something:

[Item: Useless Paper]

[Function: No function; transformed from an illusion, its existence is very short-lived. If not placed in the bag, it would have already disappeared.]

[Note: Keeping it in the bag is a waste of space and has no practical use. It is recommended that players take it out as soon as possible. It will disappear immediately when taken out.]

Upon seeing the note, Zhou Qian took the item out. It was the money given to him by the man in room 1103 as a delivery fee.

As the system said, the money disappeared shortly after leaving the bag, just like the suddenly vanished couple and the marks they left in the room.

“So, things didn’t start to go awry until we returned to the 11th floor from the lobby. The alternate dimension appeared much earlier. The first time we met that couple, they were already ‘illusions’ and not real. They could see us and talk to us, but they couldn’t interact with us in any substantive way. They had already died in ‘history’ and didn’t exist in this time and space.”

Suddenly, Zhou Qian laughed, turned to Bai Zhou, and held up another item—

It was what they bought from the front desk in the lobby.

“So this thing is useless to them after buying.” Zhou Qian said as he walked to the trash can and threw it away. “What a pity it can’t be used.”

After disposing of the item, Zhou Qian stared at the trash can for a moment. Various thoughts crossed his mind.

How does the system train Rank God players? One would think Bai Zhou spent these years cultivating some emotionless path. 

So does he have feelings for me? 

Especially after tying people up and biting ears… What is he doing?

Taking a deep breath and yawning, Zhou Qian turned around to see Bai Zhou leaning against the door, seemingly deep in thought. When Bai Zhou noticed Zhou Qian’s gaze, he looked back and said, “Everything we’ve seen feels like a flashback*.”

*Revolving lantern (马灯). It’s a lantern consisting of a revolving cylinder that has cutouts of pictures on its surface. When a light source is placed inside, it projects moving images on the surrounding walls, creating an effect similar to a modern film reel. Metaphorically, it’s used to describe rapid flashing of images or replaying of memories (AKA one’s life flashing before their eyes).

There was a saying that people would recall their most important memories before they die. Could the illusions or animations players saw be the memories of these murderers flashing back before their suicide?

Zhou Qian became serious, taking the lead to leave the room and head towards another. “Remind me, let’s check room 1111.”

Room 1111 was where they had witnessed another murder when they first arrived on this floor. If the traces of the “charcoal suicide case” in room 1103 disappeared, what about the other rooms? And were there any clues they might have missed?

Leaving room 1103, Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou quickly headed to room 1111. As they approached, they were hit by a strong smell of blood. The murder scene in this room hadn’t “vanished”.

Indeed, everything inside was intact. Two bodies were tied up, their heads covered with nylon bags, and the room was marked with inverted pentagrams.

The story related to that man and woman is indeed a kind of illusion, akin to an animated existence. Perhaps the story came from the flash of memories like a revolving lantern, or maybe it was the shadow of history cast through time and space to the present.

Regardless, they didn’t really exist in this time and space and wouldn’t have any substantial impact on the player.

However, it could now be determined that the cases committed by Xiong Fei and Li Yuan may not be the same.

Suppressing his disgust at the blood in the room, Zhou Qian said, “The actions of Xiong and Li are indeed closely related to the man and woman. Their behavior is an exact replica of the adulterous killers.”

“The fake He Xiaowei previously claimed that the ghosts of the man and woman possessed the bodies of Xiong and Li after they died. But this claim is untenable. He said that just to clear his name and make me believe he was the real He Xiaowei.”

“So, the question I raised earlier is still unresolved—why did Xiong and Li appear as if they were ‘resurrected from the dead’?”

“Now it’s clear that, unlike the situation with the man and woman, these dead people haven’t disappeared; they are not illusions or animations that vanish after playing. So where did these dead people come from? Where did the fake He Xiaowei and the fake version of you come from?”

As he spoke, Zhou Qian heard the sound of a blade being unsheathed. Turning his head, he saw Bai Zhou holding his incredibly sharp Tang sword.

The Tang sword has a long and straight blade, much narrower than ordinary swords. Compared to a double-edged sword, the single-edged Tang sword was thicker and sturdier. Its hilt was long, allowing for a flexible two-handed grip. But mastering it wasn’t a task of just a few days.

The dim light from the corridor cast Bai Zhou and his Tang sword in two long, narrow shadows. Shifting his gaze from the shadow on the floor, Zhou Qian looked up to see Bai Zhou lifting the sword. Reflected on the slender snow-white blade were Bai Zhou’s shining black eyes.

After a moment, Bai Zhou said, “For a long time, I did nothing but practice with this sword. During that period, every challenge I took on was related to swordsmanship. It took me years to achieve my current proficiency.”

Zhou Qian understood his point. “Yes, I was curious earlier. How could that counterfeit last so long against you?”

Bai Zhou added, “This sword is called ‘Breaking Dawn’. I received it as a reward when I reached god rank. I had defeated the most powerful boss in the game. The system emphasized that it’s unique in the entire game.”

Zhou Qian remembered something and asked, “When I attacked you earlier, you didn’t even touch my weapon. Why? Were you afraid my weapon would get damaged? Is your ‘Breaking Dawn’ so sharp that it can easily shatter the Rib of God?”

“Yes, it can break anything,” Bai Zhou replied. “So, logically, there shouldn’t be another identical sword here. It appears that this instance has somehow duplicated both me and that sword.”

After the word “duplicate” was uttered by Bai Zhou, Zhou Qian pondered on it, piecing together the events in his mind.

The 11th floor of the Saiya Hotel seemed to be an ominous floor where many had been murdered. The killers were a pair of lovers who ended their lives in a charcoal suicide pact.

Many years later, eleven impoverished tourists checked into this hotel. One of them, likely a hotel staff, murdered two tourists, Xiong Fei and Li Yuan.

After this, an alternate dimension appeared. The birth of the shadows of the man and woman marked the beginning of this dimension.

Suddenly, the hotel seemed off. The 11th floor seemed to overlap with multiple timelines.

Two killers appeared, replicating the forms of Xiong Fei and Li Yuan. Their actions mirrored the adulterous killer duo.

Meanwhile, the other nine tourists were duplicated, leading to the appearances of another Bai Zhou and He Xiaowei. Victims of the adulterous killers, who should’ve died at different times, were also duplicated, repeating the tragedy.

“So… are the numerous 11th floors some kind of ‘duplication’ or ‘reproduction’?”

Zhou Qian wondered aloud. He then moved closer to a bedside table in the room. Earlier, they hadn’t found any clues on the deceased, only deducing that they all shared a trait of ‘prone to cheating’. Thus, Zhou Qian had overlooked one detail during his first investigation.

Upon his second entry, he discovered a signed photo with the name “Luo Yu”.

On the back of the photo, written in a different font, were the words: [I finally saw you in Blue Harbor City! You are my most admired idol!]


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Midnight Owl Ch4

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4: Ice Waterfall

The black bear’s pounce caused the entire sleigh to jolt violently! Unaware of what was happening behind them, the reindeer kept pulling hard, but with the added weight of a bear, their speed immediately slowed down.

The other three people sensed something was wrong and instinctively looked back, feeling their scalps tingle at the sight!

The black bear had stabilized itself and began to struggle into the sled.

Xu Wang, unarmed and desperate, kicked at the bear’s head!

The bear didn’t dodge but instead opened its mouth to catch it!

Xu Wang realized something was wrong, but it was too late to retract his kick!

Just as his foot was about to enter the bear’s mouth, a large leg appeared out of nowhere and kicked the bear’s forehead!

The force of the kick sent the bear’s head reeling backward, and instead of biting Xu Wang’s foot as intended, it only caught the tip. Xu Wang used the reaction force from the bear’s teeth to retract his leg quickly!

He felt a sudden chill on his foot—he had managed to pull back his leg but not his shoe.

Wu Sheng kicked the bear’s paw off the sled with two more swift kicks until the black bear fell into the snow with a thud. He then turned to Xu Wang and yelled, “Are you trying to lose your foot? Don’t you know you can take injuries out with you? Are you planning to hop on one leg for the rest of your life?!”

Xu Wang’s lips parted and closed repeatedly, but he couldn’t muster a single reply.

The words were well-intentioned… but why did it sound so snarky!

“Fuck, this thing must be fake. It’s a robot bear, right? How does it not get tired from running?!” Sun Jiang cursed, drawing everyone’s attention back. Sure enough, the black bear had caught up again, having been kicked off by Wu Sheng only to close the gap once more.

Kuang Jinxin was hugging the rear of a reindeer, making him the farthest from the bear among his companions. Yet, this did little to comfort him. Looking back at his partners and then at the bear, he felt like crying. “We shook it off easily on the sled yesterday. What’s happening today?”

“This won’t do.” Wu Sheng raised his arm to check the map. “We’re about to reach the coordinate point. If we can’t shake it off by then, we only have two choices: one, we stop the sled and risk getting killed by it while searching for a trigger prompt, or two, we don’t stop, and all our efforts tonight will be in vain.”

Xu Wang patted his shoulder. “Just say the third option directly.”

Wu Sheng was surprised. “You know I have a third option?”

Xu Wang smiled at him—an innocent, friendly smile. “Once you start showing off, that means you’re confident.”

Wu Sheng: “……”

He wondered if returning to his country had been a mistake.

“When we get close to the coordinate point, none of us should act. Wait for the bear to climb in successfully, then we’ll all jump off and let the running sled take the bear away,” Wu Sheng explained his plan succinctly.

Kuang Jinxin swallowed hard but was the first to agree. “It’s risky, but it seems feasible.”

Sun Jiang had no objections, which counted as tacit agreement.

Xu Wang stopped joking and nodded seriously.

With a shared goal, Wu Sheng looked down at his arm. “According to our speed on the map, we have about two more minutes to reach the coordinate point. Be ready.”

Kuang Jinxin and Sun Jiang rolled up their sleeves and stared at the maps on their arms, identical to Wu Sheng’s.

Xu Wang leaned in and saw they were looking at [Cheat Sheet] on their arms. He hurriedly opened his own [Cheat Sheet], and the same content immediately appeared—a small map with a coordinate point marked (116.4085, 39.9616) and, not far below it, four tiny squares moving steadily towards the coordinate point.

Xu Wang remembered what Wu Sheng had said about needing to reach a specific coordinate point, and he belatedly realized that the reindeer sled wasn’t running aimlessly but was precisely heading towards the coordinate point! The small map represented the area, and the four tiny squares were themselves!

The sleigh shook violently, its speed drastically slowing down—the black bear had once again dug its claws into the sleigh’s backrest!

Looking at the map, they saw the coordinate point was imminent. The four looked at each other and nodded in unison—it was now or never!

As the black bear struggled upwards, the four held their breath and stayed still, except for Kuang Jinxin, who was already far enough. The other three leaned forward as much as possible, giving the bear ample space to climb in.

Finally, the bear flipped over the backrest and landed with a heavy “thud” into the sled.

That sound was the signal, and all four leapt from the sled in unison!

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Thump.

Fwish—

Suddenly lighter, the sled gave the reindeer a burst of energy. They lifted their antlers and dashed off, pulling the sled away in an instant.

Xu Wang rolled several times in the snow before coming to a stop. He had jumped while the sled was still moving slowly, but the snow was unforgiving. He felt his shoulder wound tear open from the impact, the pain going from intermittent to constant.

The others fell around him, rolling into “snowmen”. Wu Sheng, closest to him, was already getting up and coming over to help him. “Is your shoulder okay?”

Xu Wang didn’t move, but then the person just reached out and pulled him up.

Wu Sheng had grabbed his uninjured shoulder, whether by chance or intentionally.

After standing up, Xu Wang quickly withdrew his arm and subtly lowered his eyes. He brushed the snow off his body and, amidst a pounding heartbeat, pretended to be nonchalant by whistling. “It’s fine. Remember how I used to take on three at a time? You know that.”

Wu Sheng finally caught the chance to return a similarly innocent smile. “Yeah, I remember when I called the teacher over, you were already being tossed into the soccer goal by those kids.”

Despite the years, Xu Wang still got riled up when this incident was mentioned. “Why didn’t you come over to help directly? What’s the point of calling the teacher!”

“Nonsense.” Wu Sheng raised an eyebrow, exuding a righteous aura. “You were picking fights with those big guys, and I was still small back then. What good would I have done by going there? In times like those, you need to be smart!”

“That being said, brother, I don’t really want to interrupt your reunion here, but…” Kuang Jinxin timidly extended his hand in front of them, then slowly directed their gaze somewhere. “It seems like the bear jumped down with us.”

A few meters away, the black bear that had taken a hard fall seemed to just regain its senses, huffing and puffing on the ground.

Xu Wang widened his eyes at Wu Sheng. “Weren’t we supposed to jump down and then let the sled carry the bear away? Why did the bear jump down too?”

Wu Sheng gave him an innocent look. “You’re asking the wrong person. You should be asking the bear.”

Fuck me!

Xu Wang felt like screaming in frustration. Why was it that every time he decided to trust and rely on this guy, he always ended up failing in a hundred and one ways!

“What are we waiting for?” Seeing the black bear struggling to get up, Sun Jiang was almost ready to beat someone. “Guys, quickly find the coordinates!”

He was the first to start walking, checking all directions to align with the coordinates.

Xu Wang also wanted to help, but just as he took a step, he inhaled sharply from the cold—only then did he remember he was missing a shoe!

He hadn’t felt anything while sledding or rolling in the snow, as he was too busy bickering with Wu Sheng. Only now, as he tried walking, did he realize his foot was numb from the cold!

When Wu Sheng saw Xu Wang suddenly raise one foot in the stance of a golden rooster standing on one leg, his memory came flooding back, recalling the harrowing moment of “bear snapping off a foot” on the sleight. Without thinking, he immediately crouched down, ready to take off one of his shoes to give to Xu Wang, but as soon as his hand touched the shoelace, he heard a “ding—”.

No, four dings.

A crisp alert sounded from everyone’s arms.

Xu Wang lifted his arm, exited the [Cheat Sheet] to return to the main four options, and noticed a new little “1” in the top right corner of [Stationery Box]. Upon clicking, what was previously an empty slot now contained [(Defensive) My Skate Shoes].

“What the hell are skate shoes?” Xu Wang looked to his companions for help, bewildered. “Are we supposed to use the soles to hit the bear?”

Wu Sheng, looking down at his own arm and hearing Xu Wang’s question, looked up just as confused, a mix of bewilderment and perplexity in his eyes. “What skate shoes?”

Xu Wang, utterly baffled, waved his arm, assuming everyone else was in the same boat. “Isn’t there a pair of skate shoes in the stationery box?”

Wu Sheng shook his head. “Our update was for the [Cheat Sheet].”

Xu Wang was stunned, not knowing what to make of it. “Aren’t we… a team…”

Wu Sheng pondered for a moment before a hint of realization flicked in his eyes. “It must be different roles. Who gets what might be random, or maybe it’s because you’re missing a shoe, so it gave you that item.”

Xu Wang: “Then what did your [Cheat Sheet] update?”

Wu Sheng: “Stay still.”

“What kind of hint is that? And…” Xu Wang looked him up and down. “If you’re supposed to stay still, why are you squatting?”

Wu Sheng looked off into the distance, refusing to answer.

Kuang Jinxin’s pitiful voice sounded from beside him. “Xu Ge, I think it might not be a hint. It’s an order…”

Xu Wang looked in the direction of the sound and saw Kuang Jinxin two steps away, with one foot forward and the other back, the front leg bent and the back leg stretched, maintaining a bow-step forward charge posture. His stance seemed fierce and vigorous, but his expression was one of pitiful misery.

Putting it together with the “Stay still” from the [Cheat Sheet]…

Xu Wang’s face fell. “You guys didn’t…”

Kuang Jinxin’s mouth drooped even further, looking utterly dejected. “As soon as I stepped forward, I got stuck.”

Xu Wang understood. No wonder Wu Sheng’s hand froze while touching his shoe. But luckily for them, they had the [Cheat Sheet] always in view. If they had updated the [Stationery Box] like him, they wouldn’t have been able to move at all to check it.

In a whirl of thoughts, Xu Wang looked towards Sun Jiang, who was also immobile except for his neck. The only luck he had was that when he was “frozen”, he wasn’t in any odd position and now stood as straight as a post.

Seeing Xu Wang looking, Sun Jiang, nearly bursting with urgency, yelled, “What are you dawdling for? Use whatever you’ve got. It might just be the game-changer!”

Wu Sheng was much calmer, understanding Xu Wang’s worry, and said assuredly, “Don’t worry about us. If the trigger for everyone arriving is to stay still, then staying still won’t pose a fatal risk. Otherwise, it doesn’t make sense.”

Reassured, Xu Wang took a deep breath and activated [My Skate Shoes]!

The moment the icon disappeared, Xu Wang felt himself suddenly ten centimeters taller. When he looked down again, the remaining shoe had vanished, replaced by a pair of skates… with four wheels underneath.

Aren’t these just fucking roller skates?!

“Careful—”

The three people rooted in place suddenly shouted in unison!

Xu Wang only felt a shadow approaching from the corner of his eye. He shifted to the left and slid out several meters before realizing the snow here was extremely hard, as if compressed by a road roller, making skating effortless!

The black bear pounced and missed. As it got up to pounce again, it noticed three more motionless figures closer to itself and immediately shifted its target!

Xu Wang, seeing this, nearly stopped breathing. He could dodge, but his three teammates seemed as if they were grown into the snow!

In a life-and-death moment, Xu Wang thoughtlessly scooped up a hard chunk of snow and fiercely threw it at the bear’s back!

But he was a step too late. By the time the snow chunk fell, the bear had already pounced on the three!

Bang—

A huge collision sound that hurt just to hear.

Xu Wang’s eyes widened. He was certain there was nothing around the three, but the bear hit an invisible wall just a foot away from them and slid down dejectedly.

The impact was severe, adding to the injuries from a previous sled fall that hadn’t fully healed. The bear didn’t even groan and lay completely still a foot away in the snow.

Xu Wang was thoroughly confused by the series of events. He sadly realized that in this territory, he was just a weakling* with neither ability nor intelligence!

*Scum power of 5. This is a reference to Dragon Ball where Raditz first lands on Earth and, using his combat analysis lens, measures a farmer with a combat power of only 5 (the scum in this case basically means a five combat-powered trash). It’s now slang used to refer to someone who performs poorly in battles or competitions. 

His teammates, rooted like pine trees, meant Xu Wang couldn’t run. But with no new hints appearing, what else could he do?

In desperation, Xu Wang looked up at the sky, foolishly hoping for a guidebook to fall from above.

Of course, that didn’t happen.

But when he lowered his gaze, he noticed the scenery he had previously ignored.

A whole cliff of ice waterfall.

Right in front of him, behind his three teammates, the massive waterfall was like a galaxy falling, frozen in its most beautiful and spectacular moment by the cold winter. It was crystal clear, surging and flying, and if you listened closely, you could almost hear the sound of water like shattered jade curtains.

The ice waterfall seemed to respond to his searching gaze, suddenly reflecting a bright, crystal clear light!

Xu Wang was blinded and couldn’t open his eyes until the intense light faded. When he looked again, the words “Dragon Coiling and Tiger Crouching*” in golden characters appeared on the ice waterfall, as if written with a brush dipped in gold powder, strong and majestic!

*(龙盘虎踞) Idiom used to describe a place with a strategic geographical location that’s easy to defend but difficult to attack. It conveys a sense of grandeur or majesty of a location, suggesting the place is imposing like a tiger or dragon.

Stunned, Xu Wang watched for a while before reacting. The characters suddenly transformed from “Dragon Coiling and Tiger Crouching” to “Golden Wind and Jade Dew*”. It was then that he noticed a countdown in the upper left corner of the ice waterfall, starting from ten, then nine, eight…

*(风玉露) Idiom referring to the scenery of autumn.

Confused, Xu Wang’s changed expression was fully captured by Wu Sheng. “What happened? Where did that light come from?”

Coming back to his senses, Xu Wang hurriedly pointed forward. “There’s an ice waterfall on the cliff behind you. After that flash of light, words started appearing on the ice, first ‘Dragon Coiling and Tiger Crouching,’ then ‘Golden Wind and Jade Dew’…”

“Tweet tweet—”

A warning-like piercing whistle cut through the air. The countdown that had only two seconds left suddenly reset to ten seconds, and “Golden Wind and Jade Dew” disappeared, replaced by a new phrase “Summer Insect Speaks of Ice*.”

*(夏虫语冰) Idiom referring to someone who has limited experience and perspective trying to understand something beyond their capabilities, akin to a summer insect, which never experiences winter, to speak of ice and snow. Basically, someone who is shortsighted due to their limited experience or understanding and doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

“I get it!” Xu Wang had a moment of inspiration. “It wants us to play a guessing game with idioms! I describe, you guess, but I can’t say the words in the idiom, so when I just mentioned the literal words, the countdown ended early and switched to a new phrase!”

Wu Sheng understood, but judging by the look of “astonishment” in his eyes, it was obvious that the “level” he had gone through so much trouble to trigger was far from what he had originally expected.

Sun Jiang was outright internally fuming, his face clouded with a “are you fucking kidding me?” expression.

“I’m good at this. Our class played it last year at the party!” The happiest was Kuang Jinxin, forgetting the bear lying a foot under his feet, eyes brimming with eagerness. “Xu Ge, what’s the phrase now? Hurry and start!”

“Okay, but we only have ten seconds per word, and it changes after that, so we must be quick!” Xu Wang said in one breath, immediately turning to “Summer Insect Speaks of Ice” and started organizing his thoughts. “It’s like… someone… who’s quite narrow-minded…”

The countdown ended.

The ice waterfall changed to “A Face like Peach Blossoms*.”

(人面桃花) Refers to a woman’s appearance complementing peach blossoms. Later, it was used to describe when a man and woman fall in love by chance and the man reminisces about the past, evoking a sense of nostalgia and melancholy for past beauty.

Kuang Jinxin was mentally counting down, and as Xu Wang suddenly stopped, he quickly realized it was time for a new phrase, hurriedly suggesting. “Xu Ge, you don’t have to explain. You can use actions, context—whatever gets us there fastest!”

“Stay calm, don’t rush.” Wu Sheng also accepted reality and quickly got into “combat” mode. “We’ll guess together. Ten seconds is enough.”

His voice was steady, a stark contrast to when he’s mocking or joking, which made him a calming force.

The phrase changed again—“Friendship as Strong as Cutting One’s Throat*”.

*(颈之交) This is a bit of a literal translation. Idiom referring to a friendship that’s so strong and loyal that you are willing to risk your lives for each other’s sake, sharing a bond of life and death (literally cutting your own throat for your friend).

Xu Wang made a decisive move, lifting his hand in a gesture of cutting his own throat, repeatedly acting out, and saying, “Two people are very close, very close!”

Kuang Jinxin watched Xu Wang repeatedly pulling something from his neck to his chest when suddenly a lightbulb went off and his eyes suddenly brightened. “The Love of Boat Trackers*!”

*The joke here is that Kuang Jinxin thinks Wu Sheng’s action is “rowing” and the hint given, so he thought of The Love of Boat Trackers, which is not an idiom, but actually an (old) song by Yin Xiangjie feat. Yun Wenhua. From what I gather from the lyrics, it’s basically about the love between a girl and a boat rower. You can click on the YouTube link for the song and translation.

Xu Wang despaired. “Idioms! Idioms, brother!”

Are all people born after ’95 this nostalgic for oldies?!

The timer ended, and the words changed—“Hundred Years of Good Harmony*.”

*(百年好合) Idiom referring to the happy union of men and women. This is often used as a blessing for newlywed couples (like “Wishing you a lifetime of happiness together”).

Xu Wang went all out, blowing a kiss at Wu Sheng. “I want to join you in matrimony—what’s next?”

This was the context method Kuang Jinxin talked about, giving the first part to guide his teammates to say the next.

Wu Sheng caught the flying kiss and the underlying message his classmate wanted to convey. “Clouds and rain in Wushan*.”

*(巫山云雨) Idiom referring to (unite in) sexual intercourse. It comes from a story involving Yaoji, the Goddess of Wu Mountain (Wushan). 

Xu Wang: “……”

Wu Sheng slightly frowned, surprised his answer wasn’t correct.

The joy between fish and water*?”

*(鱼水之欢) Yet another idiom referring to sex. Comes from “The Romance of the West Chamber” by Wang Shifu.

“……”

Blending like water and milk*?”

*(水乳交融) Idiom referring to blending in perfect harmony (meaning people getting along well with each other). In this context though, it means really well (if you get my drift).

“……”

Like dry wood and a blazing fire*?”

*(干柴烈火) Idiom referring to passionate sex.

“Can you stop thinking dirty?!”

With Xu Wang’s desperate shout, the phrase changed.

No one noticed the black bear lying on the ground had moved slightly.


Kinky Thoughts:

Just a note: It is highly recommended you read the translation notes, as they give a bigger context to understanding the game and also a lot of the jokes in this novel. Many items/props (stationery) in this novel are also idioms or cultural references, so it’s best to understand them to get a better picture of how they work.

I’m wheezing from this chapter.


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Midnight Owl Ch3

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3: Stationery Box

Xu Wang’s original intention was simply to divert the topic to avoid bringing up yesterday’s “foolish actions”. But as the conversation turned, the shadow of these two consecutive days of bizarre encounters spread over him.

Wu Sheng, thrown off by his barrage of questions, had forgotten what he was initially going to say and could only shake his head in response to Xu Wang’s inquiries. “If I had known, I wouldn’t have met you after so long in casual clothes yesterday. At least I should have dressed more formally to show respect to an old classmate like you.”

“You serious? Those were pajamas.” Xu Wang realized that despite ten years passing, some things never change—like Wu Sheng’s insistence on maintaining his dignity no matter the circumstance and his own instinctive desire to tease. It was as if both their essences had weathered through all trials without changing at all.

A deliberate cough of impatience broke the “peaceful and harmonious” atmosphere. “Do we really have such a lack of presence?”

Xu Wang was startled and only then noticed two other people standing behind Wu Sheng—a man in his forties and another young man in his early twenties. The older man had a buzz cut, a lean face that was expressionless, hands in his pockets, and eyes full of irritation. The younger man had short hair, a round, fair, and clean face, and was almost as tall as Xu Wang’s 180 cm. He had handsome features but had a naive simplicity about him. As their eyes met, the young man gave off a friendly smile, his eyes narrowed into slits—definitely the “puppy” type according to the popular classification.

“Have you… been here all along?” Xu Wang genuinely hadn’t noticed them.

The young man nodded, cheerfully saying, “Yeah, yesterday too. We’ve been here all along, but you didn’t look at us…”

“Wait,” Xu Wang interrupted, swallowing hard. “Yesterday…?”

The young man scratched his head awkwardly, mumbling, “Yeah, seeing how engrossed you were, we didn’t feel like interrupting.”

Xu Wang: “……”

If anyone should feel embarrassed, it should be me. Why are you, as a bystander, acting embarrassed?!

Wu Sheng finally regained his rhythm, interjected by the young man’s assistance, stepped forward, and said, “Yesterday…”

“Yesterday, I fooled you all, right! Ha ha!” Xu Wang interrupted at breakneck speed, wearing a face of triumphant glee.

Wu Sheng was taken aback, his firm gaze faltering.

Xu Wang feigned surprise; his expression was so sincere that he could instantly win an Oscar. “No way, you didn’t really believe it, did you? I was just kidding yesterday!” He slapped Wu Sheng’s shoulder heartily, his tone and sly smile as familiar as ever. “A reunion of old classmates, of course, needs some special seasoning to be memorable.”

Wu Sheng stared at him for a long time, then slowly lowered his gaze.

Xu Wang knew that he believed him; the stormy expression on his face was proof. However, the other’s silence made him anxious because, based on his understanding of Wu Sheng, this person is definitely not one to suffer in silence. Whether bullied or tricked, he has a hundred cunning ways to retaliate. Thus, the current “extinguishing of fire” made him particularly unsettled.

Finally, Wu Sheng sighed deeply, crouched down, and started aimlessly drawing circles in the snow.

Xu Wang felt a bit guilty. After all, he was the one who made an impromptu confession, took advantage, and then said it was all in jest. Maybe Wu Sheng wasn’t the same impenetrable cool boy anymore; perhaps time had softened his heart…

With that thought, Xu Wang felt a pang of empathy and immediately crouched down to make amends. “Actually… Fuck!!!”

A fist-sized snowball rolled in from the back of his neck. The icy chill startled him into a leap. The snowball, on its conquering path, scattered into numerous flakes, intensely kissing every inch of skin on his back.

The culprit shook off the melted snow from his hand and smiled at Xu Wang, looking refreshed and cheerful.

“Wu Sheng, are you eight years old!” Xu Wang, having forgotten his recent antics of “adding spice to the reunion”, berated him through gritted teeth while lifting his clothes to shake off the snow. Focused on his battle with the snowball, he forgot about the injury on his shoulder, and a sudden movement caused him to sharply inhale from the pain.

“What’s wrong?” Wu Sheng stood up, the previous schadenfreude gone, replaced by a flicker of concern in his furrowed brow.

Xu Wang irritably opened his collar to reveal a bit of the bandaged shoulder.

Wu Sheng connected the dots. “The bear yesterday?”

“What else. I’m already this miserable, and you still pelt me with snowballs. Have you no humanity!” Xu Wang was infuriated, though the pain from the injury had already subsided. What truly stung was falling for Wu Sheng’s childish trick!

“Considering how spirited you are, the injury can’t be that serious.” Wu Sheng teased, though the sight of the white bandage still bothered him.

Xu Wang didn’t feel like arguing anymore. He just wanted to know, “What should we do? Is there any other way back to reality besides being pounced on by a bear?”

Wu Sheng became serious, his gaze earnest.

Xu Wang noticed that Wu Sheng still had that exceptional focus when it came to serious matters.

“First, this isn’t a dream. You, me, and them are all real. That should be a common understanding by now; second, according to the roster, we four are currently a team, and according to the cheat sheet, we need to head to a coordinate; third, what we’re supposed to do after reaching the coordinate is unclear because after you disappeared yesterday, the three of us reached the coordinate, but nothing happened. So, I guess full attendance might be a necessary condition to trigger an event or update the prompt; fourth…”

Xu Wang’s head was starting to hurt from all the information, and he raised his hand. “Can I take notes on a small notebook or something?”

“Last point,” Wu Sheng continued undeterred, looking intently into his eyes. “If you get pounced on by a bear again and return to the real world, just stand still and don’t move.”

“Why?” Xu Wang asked.

“Because as a team, we need to meet up in reality, and yesterday, Xiao* Kuang and I drove all over Beijing looking for you, almost getting lost near Xizhimen Bridge,” Wu Sheng explained.

*Little/small () Often, it’s used as an address for someone who is younger or lower rank than you. It signifies familiarity and closeness with that person.

“Xiao Kuang?”

The fair young man, with a naive smile on his face, raised his hand. “Kuang Jinxin.”

Xu Wang quickly shook hands with his comrade. “Xu Wang.” He then turned back to Wu Sheng, returning to the topic. “Do I really have to stand still? That’s a crossroads, quite an awkward place, with all the traffic…”

“Do you want to resolve this quickly?” Wu Sheng frowned.

“I do!” Xu Wang didn’t hesitate.

Wu Sheng: “Then why all the questions?”

Xu Wang: “What I mean is, wouldn’t it be more efficient and safer if I just give you my phone number now?”

“……”

The older man, who had been silent until now, finally lost his patience and kicked the snow in front of him. “Can we start getting serious about this now? I don’t want to be dragged here every night. I’m going crazy!”

Xu Wang understood his frustration. Anyone suddenly dragged into such a magical place would be at their wit’s end. He was about to speak up to calm everyone down and make introductions to foster camaraderie when suddenly his sixth sense kicked in.

The air had quieted down, so silent that even the sound of the kicked snowflakes falling was crystal clear.

Xu Wang looked around nervously, and before he could make sense of it, he was suddenly tackled!

He hit the snow with the back of his head, looking up at Wu Sheng on top of him, unsure if this was a sign of impending doom or an impending boon.

The other two didn’t need to be tackled. As if they had rehearsed, two loud thumps could be heard as they dropped to the ground.

With Wu Sheng on top of him, Xu Wang couldn’t see anything but him, but the increasingly loud footsteps and the muffled growls of a bear!

And it wasn’t just one!

Xu Wang tensed up, daring not to move, while Wu Sheng suddenly grabbed his arm and tapped it forcefully twice!

A fierce wind suddenly rose while the bears roared, but the wind was even more intense, drowning out their roars!

As if anticipating this, Wu Sheng didn’t look around at the changing surroundings but instead pulled Xu Wang up and tapped his arm for the third time.

Xu Wang could see clearly this time. He had tapped on the [Stationery Box] from the four options on his arm, which displayed rows of grid-like slots akin to an inventory bar in a game. He didn’t know what item Wu Sheng had tapped that caused a gust of wind earlier, but the third tap was on the last remaining item in the box—[(Defensive) Jingle Bells].

As this icon disappeared, the [Stationery Box] was completely emptied, and suddenly, a sleigh appeared on the ground, drawn by four reindeer and adorned with jingling bells and Christmas wreaths.

Yes, a sleigh had just sprung up from the ground.

“Stop gawking!” Wu Sheng leapt up agilely onto the sleigh. Xu Wang snapped out of it, hurriedly clambered up to follow, and sat down inside, followed by Kuang Jinxin and the stern-faced older man. Once all four were seated, the reindeer, as if sensing their readiness, dashed off at a gallop. The sleigh broke through the air, whipping up frost and snow in its wake!

Xu Wang, watching the antlers before him, exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, “After this, nothing will surprise me, really.”

Kuang Jinxin squeezed next to him, patted his shoulder, and kindly suggested, “Brother, you might want to take another look behind us.”

Xu Wang turned back. The speeding sleigh had put a considerable distance between them and the black bears, but he could still clearly see a “tornado” that had diverted the bear pack.

The tornado was a spectacular sight, whirling and howling. The bears jumped around, trying to catch the densely packed, lively fish leaping about in a frenzy inside the tornado.

Xu Wang slowly withdrew his gaze, genuinely repentant for his previous bravado. “I’m sorry, I was too naive.”

Kuang Jinxin looked excited, finally finding a “kindred spirit”. “I felt the same yesterday. When I first saw the icon in the stationery box, I was like, ‘What is a [Fishnado]?’ But when I used it, I was stunned. It opened a new world for me!”

Fish… nado*?” Xu Wang wanted to discuss life choices with whoever named it.

*In Chinese, tornado is [long juan feng] (龙卷风) which broken down means dragon rolling winds. This is a play on that word and replaces the dragon () with fish () becoming fish rolling winds [yu juan feng] (鱼卷风).

Kuang Jinxin enthusiastically continued, “Yeah, it’s called ‘Fishnado’. It and ‘Jingle Bells’ seem to be the default items in everyone’s stationery box who enters here. The three of us have it, but Wu Ge’s* was used up yesterday. Mine and Sun Ge’s disappeared today when we came in again. I’m not sure why, but luckily yours was still there.”

*Brother () Term used often by someone younger to refer to someone who is male, who’s older or higher rank than you and whom you have a good relationship with or respect.

Xu Wang nodded, acknowledging his “unexpected gain”, and turned to the stern-faced older man beside him, extending a hand of friendship. “Sun Ge?”

The stern-faced older man hesitated, his mood instinctively not wanting to respond to such idle pleasantries, but since one does not hit a smiling face, he reluctantly reached out his hand. “Sun Jiang.”

Just as Xu Wang was about to say something more, he felt a shadow in his peripheral vision. Instinctively turning back, he saw a bear’s paw swooping towards him!

Xu Wang was too slow to react, feeling the bear’s claws nearly graze his eyelashes, when suddenly someone pulled him back by the nape of his neck, tilting his body just in time to avoid the deadly strike!

“Move forward!” Wu Sheng released his grip on Xu Wang’s collar, sharply instructing the entire team. Not needing to be told, everyone had already leaned forward, with Kuang Jinxin nearly sprawled on a reindeer’s back.

As the reindeer ran faster, the undeterred black bear relentlessly pursued them, its speed not befitting a bear but more like a leopard!

Xu Wang maintained his backward glance, fixated on the bear that wasn’t lured away by the Fishnado, watching as it closed in once again—closer, even closer—and suddenly lunged forward, its paws catching onto the back of the sleigh!

Xu Wang was going mad.

What kind of place was this? Who had dragged them into this? And did such a dangerous activity even have a business license?!


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Suddenly Trending Ch3

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3

“I can’t take it anymore, hahaha. Ran Lin, you’re really talented. How did you come up with the idea of holding up a light sign, hahaha—”

On the way back, He Jiayi, who had watched the whole process, still couldn’t stop laughing while holding his stomach.

Even Chen Ling, who was usually quiet and reserved, couldn’t help but laugh along.

Everyone thought he did it spontaneously, just to ride on the popularity of Lu Yiyao. But this act was really funny, especially after being recognized by the entertainment journalists. The scene was quite amusing. So instead of mocking, everyone just wanted to laugh heartily.

Ran Lin was laughed at until he lost his temper.

He felt like this incident was like the ancient story of ‘ghost hitting the wall*’—picking up the light sign as if possessed, standing still as if under a spell, facing Lu Yiyao as if destined, and taking a warm photo together as if by fate.

*Phrase that describes a situation where a person becomes trapped in a maze, typically while walking in a familiar place. They feel as if they’re walking in circles or unable to find their way out of a seemingly endless repetition of the same path or scenery. Depending on context, it could mean metaphorically a situation where someone is stuck in a repetitive or confusing scenario in life, unable to find a way out despite their efforts. In this case, it’s the latter.

Perhaps that sign carried the spirit of an obsessed fan, so whoever picked it up would be possessed by the fan’s spirit.

Otherwise, there was no way to explain this absurd mix-up.

But until the end, he didn’t say anything to the journalists. From the moment Lu Yiyao hugged him for a photo until he quickly left after the photo, it was only half a minute. Even when they later realized he might also be a star, there was just a flash of surprise in their eyes. Then, without waiting for his reaction, he gently let go, saying, “I’m really tired from the journey and need to rest, sorry everyone,” perfectly concluding the image of a friendly and approachable star.

The journalists, though they let him pass, still followed Lu Yiyao all the way to the door.

Kang Hui called them to take pictures on another floor, saying Han Ze had already gone back, and the ready photographer thought the scenery there was better.

It wasn’t a discussion, just a notification.

All three of them understood and immediately rushed to the designated place.

The journalists might come back after Lu Yiyao got in the car to dig deeper into the gossip of this lesser-known male star greeting his idol with a light sign, or they might not come back and just continue to follow Lu Yiyao. But none of this mattered to Ran Lin anymore.

The subsequent shooting went smoothly, and soon, the three of them followed their manager back in the car.

Kang Hui finally pieced together what happened from He Jiayi’s snickers and brief comments, and his face darkened.

Ran Lin’s heart sank, knowing he was about to be scolded.

Having been in the industry for two years, although he was still a lesser-known star, he was well aware of the various tricks in the industry.

What is popularity1? It’s about having buzz2.

1Red () In terms of the entertainment circle, this means popularity.
2Heat (热度) In terms of the entertainment circle, refers to buzz. This term is commonly used to measure the success or impact of marketing campaigns, celebrity influence, or the reach of news stories and events in the digital age.

How can one achieve popularity? Those with good conditions, strong connections, resources, and willingness to work hard, aside from accumulating goodwill and visibility through roles in various productions, also need to stir up some topics. Those with poor conditions, lacking background and resources, must resort to all means to grab headlines.

An opportunity like the one he just had was a godsend. What he should have done was to cling to Lu Yiyao’s coattail*, expressing his fanboy feelings even though he was a star himself.

*Clinging/Hugging someone’s thigh. Basically, riding on their coattails (currying favor with someone).

If successful, he could not only ride on the news but also use the opportunity to build a relationship with Lu Yiyao.

Lu Yiyao’s team would naturally not let him slap a young fan’s face in front of the cameras, so whether their relationship is good or not doesn’t matter, as long as the fans think they hit it off from today.

The worst-case scenario would be Lu Yiyao’s fans not buying it and heavily criticizing him.

So what?

Criticism* was also a form of buzz.

*Black. Slandering and creating or spreading black materials (negative information/scandals) to defame someone or some projects, usually done by anti-fans.

But he didn’t say a word in front of the camera, missing the chance to make headlines.

Even if tomorrow the news spreads about him holding a sign waiting for Lu Yiyao, without interaction, communication, or catchy phrases—just a few photos or a few seconds of awkward video—there was no angle to stir up news.

Unexpectedly, Kang Hui didn’t say much; he just gloomily stared at him for a long time, eventually took off his glasses, rubbed his temples tiredly, and then asked Chen Ling, “There’s no problem with the fan meeting the day after tomorrow, right?”

Chen Ling, not knowing how the topic shifted to him, was stunned for a moment before answering, “Oh, no problem. We’ve rehearsed it several times.”

Kang Hui nodded and then rested with his eyes closed, not saying another word.

He Jiayi curled his lips, obviously disgusted with Kang Hui’s attitude throughout the whole process.

It wasn’t out of solidarity with Ran Lin; he just didn’t get along with this agent.

If an artist doesn’t get along with their manager, don’t expect them to become popular.

But He Jiayi didn’t care, as he had already given up on his future and was just waiting for his contract to end to change careers, using his savings to start a second profession.

Ran Lin didn’t dislike his agent. After all, he had been with him since his debut.

But he understood He Jiayi’s feelings.

Because both of them were in the same situation: being abandoned.

Yes, it wasn’t just neglect anymore.

Kang Hui, managing three artists alone with limited experience and resources, could only focus on one.

And Chen Ling was the chosen one.

It was simple. Chen Ling could sing, write songs, and perform well, making him suitable for variety shows, fan meetings, and even writing songs for dramas and movies.

The entertainment industry didn’t lack people who looked good, like Ran Lin and He Jiayi.

But talent was appreciated everywhere.

So facing Ran Lin’s hopeless situation, Kang Hui couldn’t even bother to speak.

Ran Lin gave He Jiayi a faint smile, with a sense of relief and helplessness.

Even if he had clung to Lu Yiyao’s coattail just now, what then? Without work, reputation, resources, or prospects, any buzz would be fleeting.

Hot topics* on Weibo updated every hour.

*Think “trending topics”. 

Even the biggest trending events faded away in a couple of days.

The company’s driver drove like he was racing for his life. Ran Lin, sitting next to the door, rested his head against the window, watching the street scenes swiftly recede.

He was twenty-three this year.

He wondered how much more of his youth he could squander in this industry.

The other protagonist of the airport incident, Mr. Lu Yiyao, forgot about this incident as soon as he turned his head.

After returning to his luxurious apartment in the Chaoyang District and taking a refreshing hot shower, he didn’t even have time to reminisce about the wonderful moments at the film festival before diving into his soft bed for a sound sleep.

On the same night, under the same dawn sky.

One in the CBD center, the other almost out of the East Fifth Ring.

Unbeknownst to the two people dancing with the Duke of Zhou* in their dreams, in another space, on Weibo, where there were thousands of sleepless people, their ‘brotherly love video’ was slowly fermenting.

*This is a humorous idiomatic expression (dancing the cha-cha with the Duke of Zhou) to refer to someone who’s in deep sleep and possibly dreaming. The Duke of Zhou is a revered figure in Chinese history known for his wisdom and moral integrity. In Chinese culture, he’s often associated with dreams.

“Lu Ge, your coffee.”

The clever assistant had long figured out Lu Yiyao’s habits—a sandwich for breakfast without fail, accompanied by a latte if the previous day was normal, or black coffee if he was fatigued or had stayed up late for filming.

Few people would both like a latte with hardly any strong coffee flavor and pure black coffee without any embellishments.

But his boss was an exception.

However, if all your colleagues complained about how difficult stars were to serve, and you found your boss quite agreeable, even often calm when you thought he should be angry, then even a bit of unusual preference was endearing.

“Mm.” Lu Yiyao didn’t even lift his head, just grunted. It seemed like he wasn’t in a good mood.

The assistant froze, thinking, ‘You really can’t praise people.’ Just after he did, the coffee wasn’t taken, and the usual “thank you” was gone too. Although he didn’t expect it, after getting used to it, it was still awkward when it was taken away.

Despite his internal complaints, the assistant promptly placed the coffee on the table in front of the makeup mirror.

The makeup artist, who had finished Lu Yiyao’s makeup and was working on his hair, gave the assistant a look, and he understood, quietly stepping back.

The boss was angry.

And it was that kind of anger that couldn’t be resolved by cultivation; only suppressed, causing an internal turmoil.

His phone slammed onto the table, hitting the coffee cup. Fortunately, the coffee shop’s takeaway packaging was sturdy, only sliding half a centimeter to the side before steadying itself.

Lu Yiyao had been scrolling through Weibo all morning, and the makeup artist had been sneakily watching too.

Although it wasn’t nice, from her perspective as a bystander, this matter was really worth calling a few friends for afternoon tea to gossip about.

Here’s what happened.

At 8 a.m., the famous Lu, who reportedly had barely slept a few hours the night before, was brought directly to the makeup room in a nanny car by his manager, Hong Jie. He had a midday engagement in the city to promote a product he was endorsing.

Although Lu Yi Yao was sleepy-eyed, he professionally let the makeup artist do her work. However, yawning one after another, truly bored, and with the assistant who went to buy breakfast perhaps caught in the morning rush and not yet back, he could only scroll through Weibo and check his mentions, a better option than doing nothing, while making sure not to disturb the muscles in his face.

Little did he know, upon checking a message from a friend in the industry, he would see himself.

Seeing oneself on Weibo wasn’t unusual for Lu Yiyao.

But today was different. In today’s Weibo, beside his own face was another.

The topic was still brewing heat. When Lu Yiyao looked, comments were continuously increasing.

The title was [It’s so sad that ugly people can’t even chase stars these days] accompanied by his photo with Ran Lin and a ten-second video.

The video was hastily shot, noisy, but the picture was clear, and the reporters’ teasing at the end was very audible.

He and Ran Lin, standing shoulder to shoulder, objectively speaking, made a pretty scene.

That was when Lu Yiyao remembered last night’s episode.

Soon, the top two or three similar Weibo posts had over a thousand replies, as people who scrolled at night had gone to bed and those up for work continued scrolling.

Most hot comments were like, “Ahhh, this is too handsome” or “Wow wow, my God Lu’s charm is unbeatable.”

There were a few true fans criticizing Ran Lin for riding on popularity, but they were quickly responded to by rational fans with, “There’s nothing wrong with one more person liking him. Please don’t attract hate towards God Lu.”

Lu Yiyao was used to being used for popularity, and besides, Ran Lin hadn’t done anything troublesome on camera or said anything outrageous.

In fact, the guy didn’t say a word.

This made Lu Yiyao uncertain whether it was a publicity stunt or genuine fandom.

But in just half an hour.

The direction of public opinion subtly shifted.

First, a few netizens forwarded the video and asked, “Am I the only one who thinks Ran Lin’s laugh looks very awkward 😂?”

Then, more and more netizens replied, “You’re not alone 😏*.”

*Note: This is supposed to be a doge emoji like this.

And then something miraculous happened—airport surveillance footage leaked.

In the video, from his “body double” attracting the fans away to Ran Lin hesitantly picking up the light sign, then looking at the trash can, and finally, his own dashing arrival at the exit, mistaking someone as a fan and embracing them.

The surveillance video was silent, but just watching it, it could be interpreted as “Ran Lin deliberately picking up the light sign pretending to be a fan.”

But what ultimately led the narrative was “What to do when mistaken as a fan by a star? I really just wanted to protect the environment 😂.”

This topic was much more dramatic than the previous one, and it was the kind of reversal that the public loves to see.

Soon, the two videos were spliced together by some entertainment marketing account with thoughtful post-production, especially the thirty-second video where Ran Lin didn’t say a word, bizarrely given start-to-end subtitles, fittingly dramatic.

He hugged Ran Lin’s shoulder, and Ran Lin was stunned— [This star…. This might be a misunderstanding.]

He pulled Ran Lin to face the camera, and Ran Lin was still stunned— [What should I do? Should I run now?!]

Halfway through the video, Ran Lin subtly sighed— [Well, let’s not face slap anyone. It’s just a mistake.]

In the last third, Ran Lin showed an awkward smile— [I’m so tired…]

In the final scene, reporters shouted randomly, but Ran Lin continued to smile— [Lu Yiyao, you owe me an Oscar.]

The video ended with a dark screen with red text— [I’m not your fan, but I love you deeply. — Ran Lin]

As soon as the video was released, various marketing accounts immediately went crazy sharing it, and it instantly became a hot topic.

The watching crowd was dumbfounded, but because the subtitles added were so humorous, the comments were uniformly filled with “hahahahahaha.”

If Lu Yiyao couldn’t smell something fishy at this point, then his four years in the entertainment industry would have been in vain.

Regardless of whether Ran Lin picking up the light sign was accidental or deliberate, this current trend was definitely led by the other party’s team.

Although Lu Yiyao’s status in the entertainment industry was still that of a junior, he was at the peak of both topic and popularity, a critical phase where traffic and popularity were exploding. If handled well, the future would be a smooth road. To get involved with him at this time was indeed a clever calculation.

Fortunately, Ran Lin was completely unknown, so the gimmick of “star misunderstanding star” in this video was actually not much different from “star misunderstanding a passerby”. The only point of humor was “how awkward”, but once the awkwardness was over, it was over—just a joke that couldn’t stir up much trouble.

This could be seen from the comments; even the hottest marketing accounts only had around two thousand comments below.

As long as he didn’t respond, the heat of this matter would quickly fade.

In this self-comforting relief, Lu Yiyao waited for his assistant’s coffee.

It was really just the assistant’s bad luck.

If he had returned just two minutes earlier, Lu Yiyao wouldn’t have been so angry.

Unfortunately, neither early nor late, at the very moment he spoke, Lu Yiyao’s well-cultivated heart just happened to explode into pieces of shit.

—The names Ran Lin and Lu Yiyao, tied together, parachuted into the hot search*.

*This is the title of the novel. See Kinky Thoughts for more details.


Kinky Thoughts:

The title of the novel is (空降热搜) which transliterated means Airborne Hot Search. In terms of context, I went with Suddenly Trending (which is basically what’s happening here).

Just a note, I’m not familiar with Weibo or the emojis/gifs/ect. they use. I hear it’s similar to Twitter. For emoticons I can’t find, I’ll try to substitute with what I think match best, leaving a footnote behind (similar to the doge emoji).


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Suddenly Trending Ch2

Author: 颜凉雨 / Yan Liang Yu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2

“Wait here first. We’ll shoot Han Ze first and then you,” Kang Hui briefly instructed before diving into the sea of youth with his team.

The big screen showed that the flight had arrived.

Since it was a flight rescheduled at the last minute, the company had limited time to prepare, and with the three of them needing makeup and styling, they managed to arrive just in time despite rushing. Originally, the plan was to shoot them first, but now they had to prioritize Han Ze’s schedule.

Kang Hui was the common agent for the three of them, but not for Han Ze. After noticing Han Ze’s potential for stardom, the company hired Wang Xi, a top agent who had just left Pentium Times Media Group, as Han Ze’s agent. Subsequently, she naturally became the head of the agent department at Dream Without Limits.

Pentium Times Media was one of the most influential media groups in the country, with excellent platforms and resources, and its agents were among the best in the industry. However, for unknown reasons, Wang Xi left without taking any artists with her, citing “philosophical differences”.

This was followed by Han Ze’s sudden rise to fame.

He Jiayi always liked to say behind the scenes that Han Ze was just lucky, while Chen Ling, the youthful rebel, didn’t care much about anyone.

But Ran Lin thought differently. With the same resources, some became famous while others didn’t. It might be a matter of timing or talent. Instead of envying others, it was better to focus on oneself.

Of course, that was his motivational talk last year. This year, he was a negative energy boy, unable to muster the same enthusiasm.

Wang Xi probably knew Lu Yiyao, as the latter’s studio, though nominally independent, was actually affiliated with Pentium Times Media, making him technically an artist of Pentium Times Media. Despite Wang Xi not being Lu Yiyao’s agent, they belonged to the same company and probably knew each other, even if they only met once a year at the annual meeting. Moreover, Wang Xi was likely familiar with Lu Yiyao’s agent.

It must be a mixed feeling for Xi Jie*, now with her new company’s artist competing against her former company’s colleague and artists (at the international arrival exit). Especially since Lu Yiyao was currently on a roll, overshadowing Han Ze.

*Sister (). Term used to show respect and affection towards someone who is female and is either older or holds a higher position or authority. Usually, it signifies closeness or a friendly relationship.

Ran Lin didn’t know Lu Yiyao personally, but he always saw him—on TV and Weibo.

Especially this year, which was a big breakthrough year for Lu Yiyao.

Although that person had a few memorable film and TV roles in the previous two years, it wasn’t until this year that he truly shined. With leading roles in the TV dramas <Ten Years of Rainy Night> and <Yun Zhang>, and the film <Beihai Tree> all released in the same year.

Both TV dramas aired in March and April, back to back, on the same two networks. For a time, jokes were made online that turning on the TV meant seeing Lu Yiyao.

Both dramas were based on popular IPs and targeted young audiences. While <Night> received mediocre reviews, <Yun> was highly acclaimed, resulting in a positive aftereffect for both shows. Their high ratings also demonstrated Lu Yiyao’s value, outperforming most IP dramas of the same period and even the previous year.

For fans, it was about idolizing the person.

For investors, it was about the return on investment.

Lu Yiyao excelled in both aspects, making it only natural for him to rise to fame.

As the saying goes, good things come in pairs, but for Lu Yiyao, favored by fortune, good things come in threes.

In June, just as his popularity was surging from the two TV shows, his film <Beihai Tree> was released. Although it was a niche art film with modest box office returns, it received critical acclaim and was nominated in a major category at an international A-list film festival in August.

Now, just after National Day, Lu Yiyao had returned home in glory, having walked the red carpet at the festival and gained international recognition.

Despite only winning Best Cinematography among the three nominations, a nomination for Best Actor at an internationally recognized festival was enough to make Lu Yiyao stand out among his peers, shedding his idol image, elevating to a serious actor, and making a grand transition to a film star.

In terms of earning potential, films may not be as profitable as TV dramas, but in terms of prestige, the big screen was always the ultimate goal for stars.

Many popular TV actors become box office poison when they move to films. By establishing a firm footing on the big screen, Lu Yiyao had already outpaced his contemporaries.

He was only twenty-four this year.

Just a year older than Ran Lin.

“Ahhhhh—”

“Han Ze! Han Ze!”

“Ahhhh—”

The fans’ screams, as if gathering strength all night, almost lifted the roof of Terminal 3.

Ran Lin, who had been enviously daydreaming about Lu Yiyao’s success, was startled by the screams.

The international arrival exit was packed, and all the young men and women who came for Han Ze, as well as some for Lu Yiyao but also casual fans of Han Ze, started screaming.

Ran Lin and the others stayed on the outskirts, unnoticed, even though they looked incredibly handsome.

Han Ze had already come out, not wearing a hat, sunglasses, or a mask, which meant he was in great condition and confident enough to face the candid shots of his true fans.

And indeed, he was.

In a clean, sharp trench coat, his stride seemed to create a breeze. His hair was casual yet stylish, and his handsome face, smiling all the way, showed no signs of travel fatigue, radiating vitality and warmth.

Han Ze’s popularity was no fluke.

Elegant in costume drama and dashing in modern attire, his presence alone captivated the audience. This was a gift from the heavens.

As Han Ze moved out, part of the crowd followed him, creating a chaotic mix of screams, footsteps, and shoving.

Kang Hui was quickly swallowed up by the crowd, but Xi Jie, who had been following Han Ze, and the photographer who came with them remained conspicuous. However, most fans and entertainment journalists were still waiting for Lu Yiyao.

Han Ze’s figure became increasingly distant in the throng of fans, soon about to leave the terminal building.

He Jiayi voiced his concern. “Are we just going to wait here foolishly? Looking at this, that kid will probably just hop into the company car and leave as soon as he’s out of the terminal. Will the photographer even come back to take our photos? And after that, do we just take a taxi home in the middle of the night?”

Chen Ling, irritated by the airport’s no-smoking policy, didn’t bother to respond, yawning continuously.

Ran Lin actually didn’t want to bother with him either, as this colleague of his always had a straightforward way of thinking. Seeing He Jiayi getting restless, Ran Lin had to put an arm around his neck in a brotherly gesture and explained, “Don’t worry, there are so many people with Han Ze. Even if we clear the space, that small broken car won’t fit all of us. The company must have already arranged a car to wait for us.”

He Jiayi froze, then after a moment, he nodded in realization. “Makes sense!” He continued looking at Ran Lin, adding, “You’ve got a sharp mind, kid.”

Ran Lin didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, feeling that the compliment wasn’t quite fulfilling.

“Ahhhhhhhh—”

“Lu Yiyao Ahhhhhh—”

“Ahhhh I love you—”

It was unknown who shouted first, but after that, the noise level never went down.

If Han Ze’s fans almost overturned the terminal, Lu Yiyao’s fans completely did. Thankfully, the hall didn’t allow parking, or else the alarms would be blaring now.

Compared to Han Ze, Lu Yiyao was fully equipped with a hat, mask, and sunglasses, keeping his head down and swiftly walking out, surrounded by staff. He didn’t even offer a smile to his fans who came to pick him up. His speed was almost supernatural, as if he was escaping.

Ran Lin felt somewhat disappointed.

He had wanted to see the real person.

Lu Yiyao in TV dramas was exactly his type—with sharp eyebrows and charming eyes, appearing cold when not smiling, but usually wearing a faint smile. In historical dramas, he was an elegant young master, his fringe tied into his hair bun, exuding restrained passion; in modern dramas, he was a playful boyfriend, his fringe down, fresh and sunny.

What a pity.

Ran Lin sighed silently in his heart. He Jiayi, who had just freed himself from Ran Lin’s arm, was watching the crowd following their “male god” with a complex expression.

Being in the same entertainment industry, the impact of such unequal treatment was huge. Unless one had a will of steel, it was hard to stay unaffected.

The hall returned to silence. The international arrival exit was now completely empty, with a piece of a light sign lying on the ground. It had only the word “Yao” still flashing, probably dropped in the earlier commotion.

Ran Lin decided to pick up the light sign—after all, it was a busy exit, and such an object lying on the ground seemed unsafe. But upon picking it up, he started regretting it.

He hadn’t thought much about it initially, just considering it a simple act of environmental care. However, holding the light sign, he realized it wasn’t disposable like cheering lightsticks. This well-made sign could last a year or two if well-preserved.

In his first year in the entertainment industry, Ran Lin had occasionally seen fans holding light signs to pick him up at the airport. The number was, of course, incomparable to Lu Yiyao, but whether it was ten fans or a hundred thousand, each fan’s feelings were the same. Probably no one liked to see the light sign they made to support their idol thrown in the trash.

Wait a minute.

Perhaps inspired by the flickering light sign, Ran Lin suddenly sensed something amiss. He looked up at the big screen above the exit. Sure enough, although the flights from Han Ze’s fashion week and Lu Yiyao’s film festival city both showed as having arrived, there was a fifteen-minute gap between their arrival times. Even if Lu Yiyao was fast, luggage delivery always followed the flight order. How could he have come out right after Han Ze?

A commotion from behind caught Ran Lin’s attention. The gossip journalists who had followed the fans in pursuit of “Lu Yiyao” were now hurrying back!

Ran Lin widened his eyes in disbelief and looked back at the international arrival exit. Although he had a vague idea of what was happening, he found Lu Yiyao’s trickery astounding.

Roll, roll, roll—

The sound of rolling luggage approached.

The first to come out was a group from the Sunset Red International Travel Group. Despite it being late at night, the elderly tourists were still enthusiastically discussing their trip. Then came a few foreigners, followed by young students…

About six or seven minutes later, the flow of people slowed down, and finally, the exit was quiet and empty again.

It seemed like all the passengers from the flight had left.

But Ran Lin, glancing at the media still waiting around, firmly believed his guess was correct.

Roll, roll, roll—

Here they come.

Ran Lin looked up, fixating on the exit, not sure why he was so determined nor whether he wanted to verify his guess or see the real Lu Yiyao, who could come up with such a cunning plan.

Lu Yiyao wore black casual pants, a dark gray pullover knit sweater with a white shirt underneath, the collar peeking out, and the hem casually loose. Unlike Han Ze’s meticulous preparation, Lu Yiyao seemed more casual, his hair slightly messy from the journey, adding a lazy charm to his relaxed style.

However, his bare face and the fleeting look of astonishment on the faces of the entertainment reporters as he walked out betrayed him.

This person must have anticipated that his “stand-in” would draw everyone away.

Ran Lin was sure of it.

His lips uncontrollably curved upwards, as Ran Lin could almost imagine in his mind Lu Yiyao’s internal monologue at this moment, surely filled with words that would be bleeped out on television.

But this man was quick to adapt, or perhaps he had good self-control, quickly hiding his annoyance and wearing a gentle smile in his eyes.

The sound of clicking cameras was incessant.

Lu Yiyao allowed them to take photos generously.

Ran Lin thought that he must have figured that since it had come to this, it was better to be graceful than to appear disheveled.

Some eager reporters began asking questions, their phones set to record almost pushed into his mouth, mostly about the film festival, and a few bold ones directly asked about scandals.

His agent, Yao Hong, was with him from beginning to end but didn’t overshadow him. She seemed very confident in Lu Yiyao, not hastily intervening even when scandalous questions were asked. Unlike the always impeccably made-up Wang Xi, who was sharp and efficient, this woman in her forties appeared gentler and simpler, not like a strong woman, but more like an elder sister.

Her confidence wasn’t without reason—Lu Yiyao deftly handled the scandal-related questions, even managing to make the reporters laugh.

Ran Lin, standing close by, heard everything clearly and instantly realized that this was a response Lu Yiyao had prepared well in advance, just waiting for someone to walk into his trap so he could display his wit.

After answering about five or six questions, Yao Hong finally spoke up, expressing gently to the reporters the artist’s need to return and rest soon.

The reporters, rarely encountering an artist’s team willing to negotiate, empathized and slowly cleared a path. Of course, they continued to take photos, trying to capture as much material as possible.

Ran Lin also stepped aside with the reporters.

Lu Yiyao, in person, was even more charismatic than on TV. Ran Lin, from a purely appreciative perspective, felt his trip that evening wasn’t in vain.

Huh?

Lu Yiyao looked over without warning and Ran Lin didn’t have time to look away.

Their eyes met.

Initially preparing to leave quickly with his manager and assistant, Lu Yiyao suddenly walked towards Ran Lin.

Ran Lin was instantly nervous. Before he could react, Lu Yiyao had already put an arm around his shoulder, smiling brightly. “Thank you for coming to pick me up.”

It’s not you, but rather you guys. At this moment, Ran Lin represented all the fans and fangirls who were roaring like a tidal wave.

Ran Lin looked at Lu Yiyao, then at the light sign in his hand, suddenly feeling despondent.

On one hand, Lu Yiyao posed with him for the press.

On the other hand, the entertainment reporters understood immediately and snapped away.

Ran Lin swallowed and could only manage an awkward but polite smile.

The character “Yao” on the light sign flashed in front of the camera, speaking for the holder’s endless love for his idol.

Lu Yiyao might have had a moment of conscience, feeling that his earlier trick wasn’t very honorable, so he repaid his surviving fan holding the light sign with full apologies, or it could have been an act, playing the role of a star who loves his fans. But regardless of which, Ran Lin felt he was at a loss…

“Are you… Ran Lin?”

Finally, one of the more knowledgeable reporters recognized this eighteenth-tier male star.

“It really is Ran Lin!”

“So, you’re also a fan of Lu Yiyao, haha!”

“Did you enter the entertainment industry just to chase stars?”

“That’s so inspiring!”

“Ran Lin, say something…”

The focus of the media shifted from Lu Yiyao to Ran Lin, and the reporters relaxed a lot more.

But Ran Lin didn’t want to speak.

He just wanted to smash the light sign at everyone.


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Full Server First Kill Ch113

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 113: The Concept of God

Painter’s group of drifting mercenaries was still on vacation and needed time to arrive at the Black Forest. The former Pope decided to stay in Paradise and wandered around the Lost Tower when he had nothing else to do.

Initially, Teest insisted that Nol should lock up this slippery character, preferably sealing the windows too. Unfortunately, though Painter appeared untrustworthy, he was actually well respected. Even the reclusive General was willing to trust him, so Nol didn’t want to be too heavy-handed.

He was still hoping to extract information about the dragons from Painter.

Thus, the former Pope received a set of new clothes and could use the Lost Tower’s cafeteria for free, restricted to the first floor only.

The Mad Monk was cautious, and so was his Lord.

Painter wasn’t allowed to access other floors, and the monsters wouldn’t speak freely in his presence. Most of the time, the former Pope would nibble on half a sausage, reading romance novels in the first-floor hall.

Since the global announcement, including those who came on their own, sent back by the Temple of Life, or discovered and rescued by Paradise, the number of monsters here approached that of a medium-sized mercenary group.

The most commendable part was that these monsters, regardless of their type or strength, were very cooperative.

They took care of each other in an inconceivable way. Even natural enemies would at most quarrel but never fight or devour each other.

The Master of Paradise wasn’t to be underestimated. Nol’s control over Paradise was evident.

Painter mused seriously, taking another bite of his sausage.

The former Pope’s ignorance was understandable.

Every inch of land in City A was precious, and Joy Garden was a high-class community. Those who could settle in Joy Garden had some abilities and self-respect, not thick-skinned enough to freeload—

After all, Paradise’s leveling plan was too detailed, highly feasible, and even considered everyone’s rest and entertainment. If they still slacked off, sorry, but Paradise would cut off all support.

As former modern people who would get depressed over an unclean toilet, Paradise’s support was too important, and they dared not slack off at this time.

However, since there were more people to deal with, Nol rarely appeared.

He didn’t like crowded places and didn’t want his presence to be too strong to avoid suspicion of being the “Creator”. All the proposals he gave were under the guise of “Player support” and “all managers”.

To other neighbors, this mage was incredibly mysterious. He always stayed and ate with a white-haired knight, rarely visiting the cafeteria and mostly dining in his room.

Like right now.

With the plan set, Nol returned to his work.

He sat at the desk prepared by Teest, with a stack of blank scrolls on his left slowly diminishing as he wrote text and formulas on them, piling them high on the right.

The small pot in the kitchen stewed red wine deer meat, bubbling with aroma. Teest sat beside Nol’s desk, holding a basket of berries, almost as high as the stack of papers.

“You let that red-haired fox wander around outside,” Teest complained softly. “Painter will definitely snoop around.”

“Mr. Painter won’t tell anyone. He promised. Even you can’t deny his credibility.”

Nol dipped his pen in the ink. “I need him to trust Paradise more. Since we’re not involved with the Eternal Son, the innocent need not fear a crooked shadow.”

Teest tossed a berry into his mouth, crunching noisily. “How long do you plan to let him roam around?”

“Until I’m ready; maybe a day,” Nol replied.

Arranging six strong individuals wasn’t too difficult.

But for the initial group battle, Nol had to meticulously plan everyone’s armor setup and tactics, rehearsing them over and over in his mind like a surgical procedure.

This wasn’t just a game. It wasn’t just about clearing a level. He wanted everyone to return safely.

Teest looked like a jellyfish sunburned on the beach for two days. “You stubbornly refuse to go out. Your knight is turning into a private chef.”

The word “docile” wasn’t in the Mad Monk’s dictionary.

“You can go play in Grape Collar. I’ll be fine.” Nol paused his writing, rubbing his eyes. “Actually, I thought you’d go out on your own sooner.”

After saying this, he saw confusion flash in Teest’s eyes.

…Wait, did this guy really not consider the option of “going out on his own”?

After a few seconds of stunned silence, Teest abruptly moved away from the table, jumping down as if his butt was bitten. “Right, I should go to Grape Collar to buy ingredients.”

“Oh, okay.”

Just as he was about to leave, Teest solemnly came back. “The stew will be ready in half an hour. Remember to turn off the fire and leave half for me.”

“Alright.” Nol nodded solemnly, continuing his strategy writing.

Teest sighed with relief. His boot tip hadn’t yet crossed the threshold when he retreated back. He tilted his body, eyes on Nol. “I’ll be back in time for evening prayers.”

“…Understood.”

Nol paused his pen, crossing out the mistakenly written “test”—he had written Teest’s name instead.

……

After a dramatic performance of “looking back three steps”, Teest reluctantly left “home”.

Before Nol spoke, Teest hadn’t considered the option of going out on his own. Faith was terrifying! He absolutely couldn’t become a tasteless fanatic like Eugene.

Teest slapped his face, determined to regain his old rhythm—find a high-ranking member of the Eternal Church, interrogate, and leave them at the Evergreen Church’s door.

Well, he had to be back in time for evening prayers… and now that he was with Paradise, causing trouble between the Temple and Paradise would upset Nol.

Never mind, he could get by without taking that step. Background checks, planning, and detailed interrogations, he was sure to have a fulfilling and enjoyable day!

Half a day later, Teest stared blankly at a bird outside the window, his long hair softly glowing in the midday sun.

The room was a mess, with magic blast holes, curse scorch marks everywhere, and broken attack tools scattered at his feet.

Yet, not a scratch was on Teest, not even a drop of blood.

Suspended beside him was a bloodied and battered body, a man in his forties or fifties, groaning intermittently in mid-air. His limbs were hung high by golden threads, resembling an overly plump puppet.

Next to the man, two knight corpses kneeled on the ground, bowing to Teest. Their former master’s blood kept flowing, blooming on their armor.

…So boring. Teest toyed with a small blood spot on the glass.

The priest of Grape Collar was one of Teest’s earlier targets, holding a significant position within the church. This priest was known for his cruel enjoyment in torturing and consuming young, healthy servants from outside the region.

The priest’s movements were elusive, and Teest had been unable to pinpoint his whereabouts, hence the delay in making a move.

But now?

There was no need for Teest to painstakingly investigate and track him down. He simply had to pick up the whimpering “youth” Fischer and inquire about a name and address.

There was no need for Teest to carefully plan his approach either. The Eternal Church follower’s private knight had lunged at Teest with a sword, failing to even scratch his skin. And with a counterstrike from Teest, the knight instantly turned into a living corpse, clearing the way for him—

With a familiar knight leading the way and the effects of “A Midsummer Night’s Dream” for concealment, Teest strode boldly into the mansion.

From the moment he stepped into the estate to finding the Eternal Church priest, the entire process took no more than ten minutes.

Servants in the mansion bustled around, oblivious, while the house’s master lay bleeding in his study, writhing in agony and despair.

“…Haa.” Leaning against the windowsill, Teest sighed. “A pointless interrogation, utterly meaningless.”

Lacking challenge and novelty… the corpse couldn’t even be displayed, leaving Teest devoid of the slightest satisfaction. His mood was no different than accidentally crushing a fat rat while cleaning.

“Urgh… Ah…”

The priest screamed inhumanly, eyes bulging in terror. “Monster… Wu…”

Teest turned around irritably. “You’re a priest of Grape Collar. Why not show a bit more devotion? I’ll have to return empty-handed because of you, with nothing interesting to talk about. It’s all your fault.”

“I’ve… told you… everything…” The Eternal priest trembled, far from his usual dignified appearance. “God… will not forgive… me, nor… you…”

“That’s your god.”

Teest toyed with the blood-stained ‘Betrayer’ in his hand. “My God is much gentler, though not very skilled in kissing.”

The priest stared in terror, his fat, segmented limbs twitching painfully.

His lower half was all tightly packed segments, many of which Teest had ripped off, making him look like an overused pot scrubber.

“So, aside from the ‘Demon King being unusually active’, do you really have nothing interesting to report?”

Teest asked again, his hand lifting and sending the ‘Betrayer’ flying, slicing off another of the priest’s fat segments.

The black-and-white segment bounced on the floor before curling up.

“’Eye of the Storm’… left… the Holy Land…” the priest confessed amidst screams. “Nothing else… truly… Ahhh!”

Teest rolled his eyes. Indeed, their ‘Eye of the Storm’ had left the Holy Land and was now weeping in the Lost Tower.

Hours of questioning proved that the priest knew no more than “Eye of the Storm” Fischer. What they didn’t know, Nol had already shown him.

The only thing these charlatans might know more about than Nol was information related to the “Chosen One” and the “oracles”. Unfortunately, only the Pope had the full details, leaving even Fischer, a High Priest, unable to help.

And this priest knew just as little.

Teest picked up the sharp segment from the ground, weighing it in his hand, before driving it through the priest’s skull. He then carefully burned the scattered remains with golden flames, leaving nothing behind.

“The deer stew must be ready by now. I wonder if it’s to his taste.” Teest commented to himself as he watched the burning remains. “The timing should be just right.”

…It’s so boring, almost less interesting than basking in the sun on dragon scales.

Teest had often pondered the end of the ‘Mad Monk’.

He imagined battles with the two major churches, then losing interest after learning the truth. The one thing he hadn’t considered was becoming bored before uncovering the truth.

Who would enjoy playing a one-sided, crushing game repeatedly? These prey no longer satisfied him. Neither their shallow knowledge nor their unoriginal fighting styles.

He needed new excitement.

Haa, time to head home.

But before setting off, Teest hesitated for a moment, slowing his pace.

……

Nol ate half of the red wine stewed deer meat, accompanied by soda juice, small pieces of cheese, and fresh berries. Teest’s cooking was as exceptional as ever.

However, sitting alone at the dining table felt awkward no matter how he positioned himself. The combination of long hours at the desk and dining alone made him feel as if he had returned to his work life on Earth.

Previously, Nol didn’t think there was anything wrong with such a life. He had seen some restaurants placing dolls opposite single diners and couldn’t understand it at the time.

Now, he suddenly grasped the subtlety of it.

…It’s all because this place is too much like a home!

Nol hurriedly finished his meal and threw himself back into work. This time, however, he occasionally looked up at the slowly setting sun—darkness fell, and his knight hadn’t returned. The stars gradually lit up. Daylight completely vanished from the window, and still, his knight hadn’t returned.

Teest must be in trouble, right?

Nol became restless. As soon as this dreadful thought emerged, his desire to work vanished.

But who could harm a Death Knight? Even Eugene would need his team and enough magical tools. Considering this, the Temple of Life could indeed hurt Teest…

However, Teest had the A Midsummer Night’s Dream and wasn’t the type to cause trouble for no reason. He was the Mad Monk, after all. He must be fine…

But such matters were unpredictable. Teest’s mind wasn’t entirely stable, defying conventional logic. Perhaps he found a uniquely dangerous way to court disaster…

Nol abruptly put down his pen, rubbing his face vigorously.

He knew his worry was unnecessary, but it was hard to control. He stood up and, for the first time, left his room.

Anakin and Solo were already familiar with the Lost Tower and had rushed to the cafeteria to enjoy the food. Fischer was having a mental breakdown in his small room, likely crying for a while.

Painter was still in the hall.

He sat upright in the armchair, almost finishing a romance novel, his sausage replaced with a steaming onion pie. Surprisingly, despite his fondness for greasy food, there wasn’t a single crumb or stain around Mr. Painter.

“Good evening, sir,” Painter greeted Nol, getting up leisurely.

“…Good evening, Mr. Painter.” Nol nodded absently.

“You seem a bit anxious, or maybe I’m mistaken?” Painter put down his book, his pale green eyes filled with concern.

Painter had a way with words. With just a soft question, he exuded a compassionate and tolerant priestly aura, compelling one to open up.

This was different from Teest’s “Dream Manipulation”. In Nol’s view, Painter’s “persuasion” was even more terrifying—because he knew Painter was sincere.

“I’m just a bit worried.” Nol lowered his eyes. “I don’t want to see any losses, whether they’re your people or mine.”

Of course, that was only half of his anxiety. How could he say the other half: “The Mad Monk has been out for twelve hours, and I’m a bit worried he might have run into trouble“?

If he dared say that in front of the former Pope, Painter would never discuss dragons with him again.

Painter seemed to sense something, smiling softly and sitting back down. “You’re a very responsible person.”

“I just don’t want a guilty conscience.” Nol also took a seat, glancing occasionally at the door. “You’re not wearing that little idol today?”

“It seems the Mad Monk told you.” Painter touched his empty chest. “Last time I saw you two, it was my last week as ‘God’. This time, I wasn’t chosen.”

Nol pursed his lips. “If it’s convenient, could you tell me why you do this?”

Painter looked at Nol for a moment, then turned his gaze to the brightly lit first floor of the Lost Tower. “You’re already doing something similar. Life is much happier with someone to rely on, a place to think of as home. My brothers and sisters are also pitiful people, unfit for the world… I can’t provide perfect shelter like you, so I create ‘consolation’ in a cruder form.”

He paused, looking at the magically created night sky above the tower.

“I think that’s the meaning of faith in this world. Unfortunately, nowadays, the essence is often lost.”

Nol initially just wanted to start a casual conversation but was taken aback by such a sincere answer.

“For you,” Nol asked seriously after a while, “is ‘God’ a sort of ‘consolation’?”

“A consolation that brings kindness and happiness,” Painter said softly. “For Paradise, you’re a good ‘God’.”

“And I hope the same for the Mad Monk,” he added meaningfully.

Nol was still pondering a response when the door banged open.

Teest entered, his left hand holding a bulging shopping bag and his right a beautifully wrapped dried flower bouquet, looking excited.

Nol immediately smelled the strong scent of blood on him.

Teest ignored Painter, stopping in front of Nol and handing him the dried flower.

It was a dried blue rose, accompanied by many baby’s-breath, carefully wrapped in golden paper and decorated with black and white stripes—the source of the blood scent.

Nol noticed the blue rose’s head was tied to the stem with golden thread.

“I went back to ‘Old John’ and found it in the drawer. I’ve always remembered it.”

Teest said, looking very satisfied.

“I came back before evening prayers!”


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Escape From the Asylum Ch94

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 94

Approximately 40 minutes ago.

The players had just returned from the tattoo shop to the Seiya Hotel.

Bai Zhou went to take a shower, and Zhou Qian had just finished blow-drying his hair when he heard a knock on the door.

The visitor was Hidden Blade.

Seeing Zhou Qian, he got straight to the point. “Where’s Bai Zhou?”

“He’s showering.” Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes at him. “Are you looking for him?”

What surprised Zhou Qian was Hidden Blade’s response. “Not exactly. It would be better if all three of us discussed this matter together. However, I feel a mission is about to come. In this game, I have an intuition-related talent, and it’s usually right.”

“So… time is of the essence. Since he’s showering, let me talk to you first.”

[System Notification: Based on real-time monitoring and predictions, the content that the Rank God player is about to discuss involves core game secrets. High/low-level gamblers are not authorized to know. The following dialogue has been muted.]

Seeing Hidden Blade’s expression and the system’s notification, Zhou Qian quickly realized what was happening.

He asked Hidden Blade, “When you spoke with Zhou Ge alone in the exhibition hall’s rest area, was it about this?”

“Yes,” Hidden Blade replied. “We decided it’s time to tell you. Long story short—”

“Bai Zhou’s mental energy is nearing its limit, and he’s about to go berserk. ‘Transformation into a Dragon’ is one of his active skills, with a cooldown. However, when he goes berserk, he might involuntarily transform into… something odd, perhaps a monster in your eyes.”

“In any case, when he starts losing his senses, you need to help him revert back before he completely turns into a monster, or the consequences are unimaginable.”

Zhou Qian asked, “What signs will he show before he goes completely berserk?”

Hidden Blade answered, “The most obvious sign is his eyes. When he’s completely turned, his eyes will be blue. But during the transformation process, his eyes will turn red.”

“When the red is at its deepest and purest, his eyes will turn blue. But that’s the most dangerous moment, as it means he has completely transformed and lost his senses. Also—”

Hidden Blade then inquired, “Has he given you something?”

Zhou Qian nodded. “Yes. A scale.”

Zhou Qian took out the scale, and Hidden Blade gave him detailed instructions on its use. He also asked Hidden Blade many details about Bai Zhou’s transformation into a monster.

Recently, Zhou Qian suspected that the “He Xiaowei” next to him was an imposter. With Bai Zhou showing signs of transformation, he thought he could use this to lure the imposter and identify him. Zhou Qian pretended to be unaware of Bai Zhou’s impending transformation, mistaking him for a “ghost” in the game, thus leading “He Xiaowei” into his trap.

That was the plan.

But before Zhou Qian could think it through, Bai Zhou began transforming. The timing was very different from what Hidden Blade had described, much earlier than Zhou Qian had anticipated.

At this moment, Zhou Qian was in a wrecked room, with only one partially functioning light outside that blinked eerily.

Even weirder, he felt his legs being entwined by something slippery and cold, presumably Bai Zhou’s transformed tail, which was growing and tightening around him, restricting his movement.

Zhou Qian couldn’t see clearly what Bai Zhou had turned into.

Despite the chaotic situation, Zhou Qian remained calm. He recalled the events and then, looking into Bai Zhou’s red eyes, spoke.

“I get it. I said, ‘We need to separate’.”

“Did those words hurt you?

“Zhou Ge, in your delirious state, did you think… I wanted to leave you, and that’s why you wanted to bind me?”

The words “separate” and “leave” seemed to agitate Bai Zhou again. He leaned in, biting Zhou Qian’s ear with his now-sharpened teeth. Zhou Qian knew he was bleeding. He winced in pain, and Bai Zhou loosened his bite but didn’t let go.

Zhou Qian couldn’t see Bai Zhou’s face anymore. He tried to push him away but failed.

“Although I want to wait and see what you will ultimately become, are you feeling very uncomfortable?” Zhou Qian raised his right hand around Bai Zhou’s back, and what he touched with the tip of his fingers was a cold and smooth scale. Gently patting Bai Zhou’s back, covered with scales, Zhou Qian’s expression remained unchanged, and he whispered in his ear, “Zhou Ge, let me comfort you now.”

Lowering his eyelids, Zhou Qian could see Bai Zhou’s shoulders. He forcefully tore off the blood-stained clothes, exposing Bai Zhou’s shoulder area.

Through the flickering light coming in from outside the room, Zhou Qian could see the fresh, bleeding wounds on his shoulder and the scales growing from the wounds.

Taking the scale that Bai Zhou had given him earlier and placing it on his own forehead, Zhou Qian then pressed his forehead against Bai Zhou’s cold and bare shoulder.

Thus, a single scale became the medium connecting the spiritual worlds of two people. When Zhou Qian opened his eyes again, he found himself in a dark world.

This was Bai Zhou’s spiritual realm. But where Bai Zhou was hiding remained unknown.

Taking a few steps, Zhou Qian stepped on something. He didn’t know what it was and wanted to see clearly but couldn’t for the moment. In this spiritual world, he couldn’t access his belongings and couldn’t get a flashlight or similar tool.

Left with no choice, Zhou Qian cautiously continued forward. Wandering in a blood-red world, he could barely see anything and almost tripped unexpectedly.

After a slight stumble, he heard a “ding” sound in front of him. Zhou Qian crouched down, felt around, and found a flashlight.

Turning on the flashlight, Zhou Qian saw numerous blood-colored skulls. It was as if he was in a world made of fresh blood and bones.

Taking a shallow breath, Zhou Qian looked down at the flashlight in his hand, the corner of his lips curling up in a smile.

Then he spoke loudly, in a coaxing tone. “Zhou Ge, you gave me this scale as a key. Now I’ve used this key to enter your world. Why are you hiding from me?”

“Can you feel me entering your world, right?”

“Zhou Ge is the best, even thinking of giving me a flashlight at this time. So—”

“Won’t you stop hiding?”

“Zhou Ge, it’s Zhou Qian. I’m here to find you. Can you come out and see me?”

While exploring Bai Zhou’s spiritual world, Zhou Qian kept talking, trying to get him to appear. After an indeterminate amount of time, he heard some sounds. Following the sound, Zhou Qian saw a light.

It was their classroom in the third grade.

Silencing himself, Zhou Qian walked over with light steps and looked through the window. Third-grade Bai Zhou was inside, and so was Zhou Qian. The classroom was filled with cakes adorned with candles. Watching the scene for a moment, Zhou Qian smiled, recalling that past memory.

The story started from the midterm exams three years ago. After the exams, the class teacher organized a parent-teacher meeting. The meeting was held in a small auditorium and attended by both parents and students.

Zhou Qian’s parent-teacher meeting was attended by his father’s assistant. During the meeting, he noticed that class leader Bai Zhou was sitting alone.

It wasn’t until 20 minutes before the end of the meeting that Bai Zhou’s mother hurriedly arrived. She was dressed like a high-ranking white-collar worker and seemed extremely busy, which likely explained her tardiness.

After the meeting ended, the assistant took Zhou Qian to the school gate, asking him to wait while he fetched the car. Zhou Qian nodded and waited on the small path lined with sycamore trees at the school entrance.

At that moment, he saw Bai Zhou and his mother walking out of the school gate. For some unknown reason, instead of waiting for his father’s assistant, Zhou Qian decided to follow Bai Zhou.

Because of the parent-teacher meeting, the school gate was jam-packed with cars and was very noisy. Zhou Qian followed Bai Zhou and his mother for quite some time before reaching a somewhat less crowded area.

Bai Zhou’s mother’s car was parked by the roadside. She rushed towards it in her high heels while pulling Bai Zhou along. Her face turned sour when she saw a parking ticket on the window. She sternly walked to the trunk, opened it, and hurriedly took something out, shoving it towards Bai Zhou. She was in such a rush that by the time Bai Zhou reached out to take it, she had already let go.

It was a birthday cake.

Due to Bai Zhou’s mother’s haste, it ended up smashed on the ground.

Bai Zhou’s mother paused briefly, then quickly took out a wad of cash and handed it to Bai Zhou. “Take a cab home. I have to rush back for a meeting at work. I’ve already been out too long—”

As she was about to leave, Bai Zhou grabbed her hand. “Didn’t you say if I ranked first in the class, you’d celebrate my birthday with me this year? I’ve never celebrated a birthday before.”

“Who told you that you have to have cake for your birthday? Isn’t that just a formality? I often buy you treats, don’t I? How about this? When I have time, I’ll buy you another cake, okay?” Seeing no smile on Bai Zhou’s face, as if sulking, she got somewhat upset. “Bai Zhou, understand the situation. It’s tough for me. I didn’t become a partner in the firm because I was pregnant with you. All these years, I’ve been overshadowed by others! This case is crucial. I can’t lose again. Be a good boy, go home, have dinner, and do your homework. If it’s that big of a deal—”

“I’ll ask your father to celebrate with you!”

Hmm. So, today was Bai Zhou’s birthday. That was what Zhou Qian thought at the time.

The next day was a weekend. His father wasn’t home, and his mother was listlessly watching TV on the couch. Feeling bored, Zhou Qian thought of Bai Zhou. He suddenly recalled how lonely and pitiful Bai Zhou looked, staring down at his smashed birthday cake on the ground after his mother drove off.

Back then, Zhou Qian hadn’t yet encountered the Zhang Yanjun’s incident and was still mentally balanced. In his heart, he was still a generous rich kid, eager to help less fortunate classmates.

So Zhou Qian arranged to meet Bai Zhou in the classroom, using the excuse that he had a question he didn’t understand and wanted to ask Bai Zhou.

When Bai Zhou arrived at the classroom at the agreed-upon time, he saw, to his astonishment, nine cakes in the room, each with lit candles.

Bai Zhou was stunned.

Before he could react, Zhou Qian was already in front of him, holding a gift box and saying with an expectant smile, “Open it quickly!”

Without waiting for Bai Zhou to take the gift, Zhou Qian took his hand and thrust the gift box into it, saying, “Happy 9th birthday! Has no one ever celebrated your birthday before? So I got you nine cakes to make up for all those missed years at once!

“Do you think I’m a pretty good person?”

While listening to Zhou Qian, Bai Zhou began unwrapping the gift.

Inside was a trendy electronic watch of that year. The time displayed was precisely 13:07.

Hearing some noise, Bai Zhou shifted his gaze from the watch to see Zhou Qian standing in front of him, holding a cake. Zhou Qian blew out the candle with one breath and then looked up and smiled at Bai Zhou.

Sunlight filtered through the sycamore tree leaves, casting a dreamy light into the classroom.

Beneath this filter, Zhou Qian’s smile was the brightest Bai Zhou had ever seen.

Afterward, Zhou Qian rarely smiled like that, especially after the incident with Zhang Yanjun.

From then on, Bai Zhou often reminisced about that afternoon.

If he could pause time, he would have wanted to press the pause button at 13:07, letting that moment linger a little longer, just a bit more.

At that moment, looking through the glass, Zhou Qian saw two children blowing out candles and starting to eat cake.

The empty weekend classroom was used as their birthday party venue. The two kids even sat directly on the podium, each holding a plate of cake. Unexpectedly, Young Zhou Qian smeared some frosting onto Young Bai Zhou’s nose and forehead.

Bai Zhou let him be, not minding his antics.

Back then, Zhou Qian didn’t think much of it. But now, looking back, he found his younger self childish and pampered.

In short, he grew increasingly irritated with his younger self.

Suddenly, Zhou Qian felt the ground shake beneath him.

Glancing to the side, the distant world seemed tumultuous, filled with countless rustling sounds, as if all the flesh, blood, and bones on the ground were crawling over.

The ground began to collapse, and the mental realm seemed about to shatter.

If he left this unchecked, the only illuminated classroom would be completely consumed by darkness.

Without hesitation, Zhou Qian broke the window with a crash and jumped into the classroom.

Hearing the noise, the two children on the podium looked up, both staring blankly.

Zhou Qian quickly walked over, unceremoniously moving his younger self aside, and took his place next to Young Bai Zhou.

Young Bai Zhou, apparently not recognizing him and thinking he was bullying young Zhou Qian, was ready to throw a punch.

Zhou Qian quickly grabbed his wrist. “Look closely. Who am I?”

Staring into his eyes, Zhou Qian asked deeply, “Can’t you tell which Zhou Qian is real and which is fake?”

After a while, Young Zhou Qian suddenly disappeared, seemingly merging with the present Zhou Qian.

The tremors grew more intense.

The dark sky was illuminated by countless lightning bolts, and as a thunderstorm approached, a loud bang was heard as the roof was pierced by lightning. The ceiling cracked open, and a large rock plummeted down, heading straight for Bai Zhou.

Zhou Qian immediately jumped off the podium, holding nine-year-old Bai Zhou protectively.

Stones brushed past Zhou Qian’s shoulder, tearing away a chunk of his flesh. In pain, he didn’t hesitate, grabbing Bai Zhou and running towards the corridor outside.

With debris falling like rain, Zhou Qian dodged while protecting Bai Zhou. The situation was dire. As they ran, Zhou Qian suddenly stopped, almost tumbling to the ground. A vast abyss had opened up in front of them, leading to an unknown destination.

When he landed, Zhou Qian kept Bai Zhou safe in his arms, ensuring he wasn’t hurt.

Zhou Qian’s face and shoulder bore the brunt of the debris. Without catching his breath, he heard something behind him. Turning around, lightning was closing in, inch by inch.

Behind him was lightning, and ahead was the abyss.

But when another bolt was about to strike, Zhou Qian, left with no choice, rolled into the abyss, holding Bai Zhou.

During their fall, Zhou Qian held Bai Zhou by the waist, raising him and locking eyes. “Zhou Ge, wake up!”

Bai Zhou’s eyes flashed blue, then red, finally settling into a deep black.

He stared intently at Zhou Qian, as if trying to etch this moment into his memory.

At that instant, although his manifested body in this mental realm was only nine years old, there seemed to be a shadow of his adult self overlapping with the young form.

Staring into those deep eyes, Zhou Qian felt as if he was being pulled into some dark world within Bai Zhou’s heart.

Then he heard Bai Zhou whisper, “Aren’t you afraid?”

“Afraid of what?” Zhou Qian retorted.

“Of crashing and shattering into pieces with me.”

Zhou Qian chuckled.

Returning Bai Zhou’s intense gaze, Zhou Qian’s tone, which usually sounded mischievous when tricking teammates, now carried a seriousness and certainty that perhaps even he wasn’t aware of.

“I’m not afraid. Zhou Ge, you wouldn’t do that.”

“I’m here to take you back. Leave with me.”

Zhou Qian laughed.

Matching Bai Zhou’s deep gaze, Zhou Qian’s tone seemed similar to how he would cajole and deceive other teammates usually, but upon closer listening, there was an added seriousness and certainty that he might not even have been aware of.

“Don’t be afraid. Zhou Ge, you won’t do that.”

“I’m here to take you back. Leave with me.”

“You have to leave with me now!”

With that said, Zhou Qian pulled Bai Zhou closer, their foreheads touching.

At this close proximity, Zhou Qian stared intently into those eyes, as if engaged in an invisible standoff. Then he emphasized in a deep tone, “You will leave with me.”

Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and another bolt of lightning struck from the sky, bringing with it a rain of shattered rocks.

Zhou Qian watched as the figure of Bai Zhou in his arms began to grow rapidly, morphing into a dragon.

The deep blue dragon tail wrapped around Zhou Qian tightly. The dragon then ascended at an incredible speed, soaring towards the lightning. Like a solitary moon hanging high in the sky—it was the true ruler of this world.

With a flick of its tail, the dragon tossed Zhou Qian onto its back.

Dark clouds gathered from all directions, heralding the birth of another storm.

Yet, the dragon continued to rise against the sky, its tail swiping away the ominous clouds.

Then, as the dark clouds dispersed, daylight broke through, bathing the world in sunlight once more.

Zhou Qian hugged the dragon, feeling it rapidly ascending. The intense speed almost made him dizzy. As the clouds cleared, the blinding light forced him to close his eyes for a moment of relief.

After a while, the brightness faded, and the sensation of flying ceased. When Zhou Qian opened his eyes, he found himself back in the dilapidated room 1107.

The scale had unknowingly returned to his palm, and now pressed against his forehead was Bai Zhou.

The horns on Bai Zhou’s head had disappeared, and the scales on his face were fading away. His eyes were still deep blue, but they were turning darker. Looking into them, Zhou Qian felt as if he were diving from shallow waters into the abyss of a dark ocean.

Their foreheads were slightly damp, either from sweat or perhaps both.

Having journeyed through the mental world of a Rank God player, Zhou Qian felt the fatigue and pain as if they were real. Taking a deep breath, he instinctively leaned backward.

Immediately, Bai Zhou’s not-yet-fully-human hands reached out, supporting the back of Zhou Qian’s head, bringing their foreheads close again.

Forehead to forehead, noses touching.

In this position, Zhou Qian heard Bai Zhou’s hoarse voice ask, “Choosing to use that scale means you’re willing to be my Shepherd. Zhou Qian, so… are you willing?”

“Otherwise, do I have a choice?” Zhou Qian replied with a weak yet teasing tone, making Bai Zhou laugh. “What if you went berserk and tore me to pieces and ate me?”

The fingers on Zhou Qian’s head moved forward gently, barely touching his face. Bai Zhou asked, “Haven’t you ever doubted that I might be fake?”

“You took the elevator alone, so theoretically, it’s possible. But you were flawless. I’d think, at most… there might be a parallel dimension. But the you from that dimension is still you.”

“As long as it’s you, you wouldn’t harm me. Maybe at the end of this instance, the dimensions will merge, and then—”

Bai Zhou interrupted Zhou Qian. “It’s not me.”

“Hmm.” After a moment, Zhou Qian nodded in agreement, emphasizing, “It’s not you.”

Then Bai Zhou went silent.

With Bai Zhou quiet, Zhou Qian said, “Hidden Blade described your berserk form as terrifying. But I think… it seems fine.”

“Really not scared?” Bai Zhou asked.

“No,” Zhou Qian replied.

After a moment of silence, Bai Zhou’s voice deepened. “Don’t you think I’ve become unrecognizable?”

Zhou Qian seemed to suddenly grasp Bai Zhou’s insecurity.

When they were much younger, Zhou Qian often told Bai Zhou, “Zhou Ge, I think you’re really handsome.”

“Yes, definitely handsome.”

“Zhou Ge, in my eyes, you’re perfect in every way.”

……

“Unrecognizable? Because you turned into a dragon and had scales on your face? Too bad—” Zhou Qian feigned nonchalance. “I didn’t get a good look.”

“Zhou Qian—”

“Next time, let me take a closer look at what you believe to be the real you.” After saying this, Zhou Qian felt Bai Zhou lean in, seemingly wanting to get closer.

They were already very close; this movement almost made their bodies touch completely.

Bai Zhou wanted to…

Zhou Qian paused, then gently closed his eyes.

A moment later, he felt Bai Zhou move past him towards the head of the bed.

It turned out, Bai Zhou had only intended to help him untie the restraints on his left hand.

Zhou Qian: “…………”

Two minutes later.

Sitting at the head of the bed, Zhou Qian watched as Bai Zhou held a flashlight in one hand and a cotton ball in the other, cleaning the wound behind his ear and asking if he had any other injuries.

“Was I too rough earlier?” Bai Zhou asked.

Zhou Qian remained silent.

Bai Zhou shined the flashlight on his face, examining it before reaching out to touch his forehead. “Your face is flushed. Do you have a fever?”

Zhou Qian: “…”

After treating Zhou Qian’s wounds, Bai Zhou massaged his wrist and took a clean set of clothes from his bag. “Your clothes are covered in blood; you don’t like that, right? Go change, and I’ll wash my face.”

As Bai Zhou headed to the bathroom, Zhou Qian called out, “Hey, Zhou Ge.”

Bai Zhou turned to look at him. “Hmm?”

Zhou Qian blinked at him. “You don’t see me as… a younger brother, best buddy, or close friend, do you?”

Bai Zhou: “?”

“Never mind. It’s nothing.” Zhou Qian asked him, “What about the injury you had before?”

Bai Zhou: “It’s all healed now. When I transformed back from the monster form, everything was healed.”

“Oh. Alright then. We’ve wasted too much time. Let’s continue with the plot. I bet there’s a surprise on the 1st floor.”

With that said, Zhou Qian grabbed the clothes beside him and threw them at Bai Zhou.

“Zhou Qian—?” Bai Zhou didn’t dodge and was hit by the clothes.

Zhou Qian said with a hint of annoyance, “Never mind. I’ll just buy from the system store myself.”


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Just a note, the cover of this novel depicts Bai Zhou in his mid-transformation.


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