Help Ch170

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 170: He Didn’t Understand

The modern hospital suddenly dissolved, and a new scene poured in like cream. The damp air turned into dry mountain wind, carrying the scent of dust, vegetation, and sweat.

Not far from the foot of the mountain lay a beautiful village.

A’Shou reacted first. “This is… a village near Xushan?”

Bai Shuangying had a clearer impression. That was Fang Xiu’s hometown, the village where his grandmother once lived.

And the time was—

“Dad, Grandma fell.”

Fang Xiu’s parents were fleeing toward the mountain, with over a dozen strong young men chasing behind. The young Fang Xiu was held tightly in his father’s arms, his little arms wrapped around his father’s neck, blankly watching as his grandmother’s body collapsed.

A dark red stain marked the tree trunk she had hit.

Luckily, their old home was deep in the countryside, and Fang Xiu’s parents were wearing casual clothes and sneakers. Both were in good shape and fled desperately along the rugged mountain paths.

The undergrowth was dense, and weeds grew waist high. They panted as they ran, finally managing to shake off most of the pursuers, leaving fewer than ten.

Cen Ling cast a speed-enhancing spell toward the pursuers, but the spell passed through as if through smoke, leaving no ripple.

“It’s useless.” Fang Xiu tightly held Bai Shuangying’s waist as they floated in midair. “I don’t intend to attack you using ‘story characters’. These are true phantoms in every sense.”

Cen Ling didn’t reply. He flung a green attack spell back, but again the energy passed through the smoke without touching Fang Xiu.

Covered by the story, he couldn’t even strike Fang Xiu, who was supposedly an “outsider”.

During the Grave-Sealing ritual, he had been played by this so-called “Hong Shuangxi” the whole time. In the garden conflict earlier, he had been toyed with like a monkey. Even with all his scheming and emotional restraint, a rage still flared in his chest.

“Shh, please keep quiet while watching a movie. Silence is required.”

Fang Xiu raised a hand and put a finger to his lips. “A story is just a story. You can’t attack us here, and we can’t attack you. Very fair. See? A’Shou Jie has good manners.”

A’Shou hovered two or three steps away silently. Her gaze was downcast as she watched the events unfold.

Ghost immortal A’Shou?

Cen Ling had expected that an Underworld envoy might be trapped in the hospital, but he hadn’t expected it to be A’Shou. At the sight of her red figure, he immediately quieted down.

A’Shou wasn’t a low-level envoy that could be brushed off. If this ritual failed, he’d die trying. He still didn’t know what Fang Xiu was planning, but he needed to conserve his strength.

The watchers in the sky fell silent again. The story on the ground continued.

Fang Xiu’s parents had crossed the foot of the mountain and now ran into the true wilderness. To throw off pursuit, they deliberately picked treacherous terrain.

The pursuers slowed, giving the couple a chance to catch their breath and avoid collapse.

The young Fang Xiu still didn’t understand what was happening. He clung to his father’s neck and murmured, “Grandma… Grandma said I’m a demon.”

“Dad, Grandma’s mad at me. What do I do?” His eyes were red.

“Don’t be afraid, Xiu Xiu.”

Fang Xiu’s father, Fang Qiongyu, comforted him. “Grandma isn’t angry. She just…”

He wiped his eyes, speaking with unusual solemnity. “…She was possessed.”

“Possessed?”

Fang Qiongyu forced a smile. “Remember the story Grandma told you? Half the village got possessed and thought they were the same person.”

“Grandma’s the same. The one you saw wasn’t really her, it was a bad person. Grandma loved you the most. How could she be mad at you?”

A glimmer of hope appeared in Fang Xiu’s eyes. “I remember, I remember!”

“She said a demon mixed blood into the well. Everyone who drank the water thought they were that bald guy by the village gate. Then a master came and cured them.”

“Yes, the evil people from the Guishan Sect made Grandma drink blood and turned her into someone else.”

Fang Qiongyu kept running, carrying the boy. “She’ll wake up after a while.”

“Okay!” The young Fang Xiu finally stopped crying.

Floating above, A’Shou cast Bai Shuangying a meaningful glance.

A textbook case of karmic contamination. A village near Xushan… She could guess the culprit without even thinking. This wasn’t about blood in the well.

But when she saw Fang Xiu’s expression, she chose to stay silent.

Even if Fang Xiu could make his physical body into an E, he couldn’t freely write the taboos for the “Fang Xiu E”.

Those taboos must come from his own obsessions, his deepest scars.

…The second taboo: With the blood of an outsider, your ties to your kins are severed.

…Back then, what did that child feel when he discovered the truth?

After fleeing for over half an hour, Fang Xiu’s parents were drenched in sweat.

The young cultists behind them hadn’t given up. As soon as the couple slowed, they caught up again.

The sun hadn’t even set. The pursuers were clearly human, yet their footsteps sounded like ghosts out for revenge.

“If we keep running into the mountain, we’ll get lost!” Fang Xiu’s mother, Wen Jiu, gasped.

“These people are all mountain folk. We can’t outrun them!” Fang Qiongyu gritted his teeth. “Let’s head into Xushan proper. They won’t dare follow this time of year!”

The couple dashed into a narrow trail beside a cliff. Fang Qiongyu let his wife go ahead while he followed with Fang Xiu.

“They’re heading for the mountain—after them!” The pursuers gave chase without hesitation.

After a long chase, Fang Qiongyu, used to office life, was no match for the young men of the hills. He was one step too slow. A villager hurled a pitchfork, striking through his lower back.

Fearing he’d fall with the boy, Fang Qiongyu lunged forward, shoving Fang Xiu onto the trail.

The young Fang Xiu’s left leg scraped over jagged rocks, instantly torn and bloody.

But he didn’t even register the pain. His father’s blood poured out, soaking his clothes.

“Dad!” Fang Xiu screamed, heartbroken.

“Qiongyu! Xiu Xiu!” His mother’s voice trembled with tears as she turned back to pull him away.

But she grabbed empty air.

“Don’t hurt my dad!”

Seeing someone raise a weapon at his father, Fang Xiu charged forward, uncaring of the cliff beside him.

The lead pursuer was caught off guard. He lost his balance and fell off the cliff.

There were no trees on the cliffside. His neck snapped against a jutting rock, killing him before he hit the ground.

The sight stunned the rest. Fang Qiongyu gritted through the pain, stood up, and grabbed his furious son with a blood-soaked hand.

“Daddy’s fine,” he said with a pale face. “My clothes are dirty now. Let Mommy carry you. Keep running!”

Seeing his father still able to speak, the young Fang Xiu let his mother carry him. The family barely made it past the cliff path.

Finally, Xushan loomed ahead.

At the border were crude fences and brush-written warning signs. Beyond that, the forest was wrapped in thick fog, nearly zero visibility.

Fang Qiongyu tied his wound with torn fabric and stepped into the fog with his family.

His blood vanished into the soft, black earth, leaving no trace.

As expected, the pursuers didn’t follow. They stopped outside the fence and stared into the mountains with fear.

Their fear wasn’t unfounded. Within just a few minutes, the family could no longer find their way. The woods were full of bizarre, moss-covered trees, and the mist was unnaturally thick.

Fang Qiongyu finally collapsed under a tree. Wen Jiu let go of Fang Xiu and knelt beside him.

The cloth around his wound was soaked. The pitchfork had pierced vital organs. Even in a city, this would be a critical injury, and here there was no chance of saving him. His gaze was beginning to fade.

Leaning against a massive tree, he looked up at the mist-shrouded sky.

“Dad…” the young Fang Xiu whispered, as if realizing something.

“It’s fine. Daddy’s just tired.”

Fang Qiongyu lifted his hand to stroke Fang Xiu’s face, but when he saw the blood, he slowly lowered it.

Wen Jiu held his hand, blinking away tears and trying to look calm.

Fang Qiongyu gazed at his son with warmth. “Daddy will rest here a bit. You and Mommy go first. I’ll catch up soon.”

“Then we all rest together.”

Fang Xiu plopped down beside him, unwilling to move. “I’m hurt too. We’ll rest together.”

His scraped leg still hurt, but it was only superficial. Wen Jiu tore some cloth and bandaged it. The bleeding had stopped.

Fang Qiongyu gave a weak smile and exchanged a glance with his wife, nodding subtly.

“I’m really fine.” He coughed and said mysteriously, “Actually, Daddy knows magic. Really powerful magic… Did you know, Xiu Xiu, there’s a god in Xushan?”

Fang Xiu tilted his head in confusion. Wen Jiu nodded.

“When I was your age, Grandpa and Grandma told me stories… They said if you get lost in the mountains, you can make a wish to the immortal, and the immortal will take you home.”

“I’m going to do a spell now, to ask the immortal to send you home. You can’t watch though. If you see it, it won’t work.”

“Liar,” Fang Xiu said hoarsely. “Grandma never told me that. You’re lying.”

“Grandma and Grandpa had different hometowns. That one’s from Grandpa.”

Fang Qiongyu managed a crooked smile. “I really didn’t lie to you.”

“Really?”

“Really. I told you, lying is wrong.”

Wen Jiu stroked Fang Xiu’s head. She held back her sobs while tears streamed down her face.

“Come on, Xiu Xiu,” she said. “…Don’t disturb Daddy.”

Fang Xiu held her hand and walked into the mist, looking back with every step.

After ten steps, he couldn’t resist anymore. He pulled away and ran back the way he came.

At the same time—

“God of Xushan, I don’t know if you really exist…”

Fang Qiongyu slumped against the tree, bloody hands limp. “They say you grant wishes, if you offer a life in return…”

The forest was utterly silent. There was no birdsong, no wind.

High above, Bai Shuangying silently mouthed the words—

“God of Xushan, if you truly exist, please let my wife and child return home safely.”

“I offer my life. Let them go… Don’t let them get lost… Let them return home safely.”

His lip movements matched Fang Qiongyu’s prayer exactly.

Of course he remembered. This was the third time a lost child had asked to go home. What an ironic cycle. Back then, Bai Shuangying hadn’t even bothered to answer.

So many years passed. With the Guishan Sect’s “God of Calamity” teachings, few remembered his true name. To him, that father was just another human clinging to him, another thread of karma to sever.

…Let it be a farewell to human ties.

In front of Wen Jiu, who was searching desperately, a pale hand appeared.

From within the swirling mist, it pointed the way, guiding her toward the direction Fang Xiu had run.

In the end, Fang Xiu never found his father. He could hear his voice, but no matter how hard he searched, he couldn’t find him.

He cried in the thick fog until his mother found him and took his hand.

Wen Jiu lifted her bloodied, exhausted son and bowed toward the misty forest.

As his consciousness faded, the young Fang Xiu saw the mist receding from view.

Something white glowed among the fallen leaves, but his tear-blurred eyes couldn’t tell if it was a mushroom, a flower bud, or something else.

“Dad…” He stared intently at the forest.

“Thank you.” High in the air, Fang Xiu held Bai Shuangying tightly, his face calm.

“You let me know that in our final moment, my father didn’t lie to me.”

“…We really did make it home.”

“Mm.” Bai Shuangying held his warm human close. “I remember where he is.”

“If you want, I can recover his remains.”

“Okay.” Fang Xiu smiled.

Beside them, A’Shou remained silent. Cen Ling looked dismissive, as if he had just watched a farce.

Fang Xiu didn’t care about either of them. He reached out and made a gesture at the sky. Like a curtain being drawn, the scene abruptly changed.

……

The spacious mountain scenery was replaced by a dim apartment.

The apartment was old and cramped, with lattice windows from the last century. At the moment, both windows were open wide, without screens or security bars.

From the view outside, the apartment wasn’t on a high floor, probably the third or fourth story. It overlooked a dense cluster of aged buildings, likely an old district of a small city.

Inside, the TV was on, broadcasting the news: “Public security authorities are cracking down hard on cult activities. Cult leader Zhuang Chongyue has fled overseas.”

Wen Jiu was slicing vegetables at the counter. Her once-beautiful face looked haggard, and she had lost a noticeable amount of weight.

“Mom, can we not move again?”

The young Fang Xiu asked, “We’ve moved four times this year. I haven’t been to school for a whole year. Dad hasn’t found us. It’s probably because we move too much…”

He hadn’t grown much, and his cheeks had thinned. There was still a sparkle in his eyes, but not as bright as before.

The chopping stopped.

“Mom’s just worried the bad guys might find us. The police suggested we be careful too.”

Wen Jiu wiped her hands and hugged her son. “Now that the bad guy has run off, things should calm down. I’ll find you a school soon, so you won’t miss any more classes.”

“Then Dad can find us sooner too,” the young Fang Xiu said seriously.

Wen Jiu pressed her lips together. “Yes, Dad can find us sooner too.”

“I want to change my birthday wish,” the young Fang Xiu muttered. “Before I wished we wouldn’t move. Now I want to wish for Dad to come home.”

Wen Jiu smiled naturally and went back to chopping. “Today we’re making lots of meat dishes. Let’s make Dad drool with envy. He didn’t even come back for his son’s birthday.”

Bai Shuangying suddenly realized that when Fang Xiu lied, he looked a bit like his mother.

It seemed that after fleeing the village, Wen Jiu didn’t return to normal life right away. Instead, she lived cautiously, hiding. Considering how rampant the Guishan Sect had been at the time, her caution was understandable.

…Come to think of it, Fang Xiu killed someone for the first time when he was nine. This must have been his tenth birthday.

Wen Jiu made a full table of dishes.

Fried fish, cucumber salad, stir-fried chili pork, braised ribs, sweet-and-sour cabbage, and vegetable meatball soup—six homemade dishes filled the table. Three bowls of rice were neatly placed. A gap between the plates was just enough for a small cake.

Fang Xiu opened the fridge to find drinks. He hummed a little tune, and a trace of happiness returned to his expression.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The apartment door sounded in a steady rhythm.

“Mom! The cake’s here!” The young Fang Xiu, holding a big bottle of soda, called out happily.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The knocking was calm and unhurried.

Fang Xiu set the soda on the table and ran to wash his hands at the sink. His mom untied her apron and scolded him with a smile, “Greedy little cat.”

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The delivery person seemed unusually patient today.

Creak—

Fang Xiu caught a scent in the air.

It was a distinct smell, one not even soap could cover. He had smelled it last year, and it had etched itself into his bones.

The moment it drifted in, his brain hadn’t even processed it yet, but his body froze with instinctive fear.

Blood.

Mom.

Water splashed from the faucet as the young Fang Xiu stood frozen at the sink.

His neck felt like it had turned to stone; he couldn’t even turn his head.

“Jump!” his mother screamed behind him. “Fang Xiu, jump!”

“Jump out the window! Call the police!”

“Run!”

In her screams, Fang Xiu could hear the muffled thuds of a blade stabbing into flesh.

The smell of blood grew stronger, and his vision began to blacken.

Why?

Hadn’t the cult leader run away?

Hadn’t it been a whole year of peace? Why now?

Why couldn’t they just be left alone?

His thoughts were in chaos, but his survival instinct kicked in.

Jump. Call the police. Jump. Save Mom. Jump. Jump. Jump.

The young Fang Xiu leapt from the open window.

There was a small courtyard on the first floor with a grape trellis. His body hit the trellis on the way down.

His right leg hit the ground with a crack. The bone fractured severely and pierced through the skin.

Through the agony, Fang Xiu forced himself to stay awake.

He stared at the lit window of their home and screamed.

“Help—!”

Fang Xiu was lucky.

An elderly couple lived on the first floor. They took him in, called the police and an ambulance, and bolted the doors tight.

…The attacker that day was a Guishan Sect believer. Strictly speaking, he was even distantly related to Fang Xiu; they were both from that same mountain village.

He ranted that Fang Xiu had ruined his parents’ path to becoming cult members, caused the deaths of two “family” members, and stolen what should have been the cult’s “family property”.

Three unforgivable sins.

Now their living god had been driven away. The man said he would kill the mother and child with his own hands and complete his offering to show his devotion.

The young Fang Xiu didn’t understand this insane logic. He only knew that from that day on, his mom couldn’t find her way home either.

He cried nonstop in the hospital and refused treatment.

It was all his fault. He was the reason Grandma hit the tree, the reason their family fell apart.

If not for him, Dad wouldn’t have been stabbed with that pitchfork.

If not for him urging Mom to open the door for the “cake delivery”, none of it would have happened.

If he had opened the door instead of Mom… How great that would have been.

…Why was he still alive?

The man who killed his mother had been executed quickly. Other than himself, he didn’t even know who else to hate.

“So you cried a lot when you were little.” Bai Shuangying stood pensively.

“I was just a kid,” Fang Xiu muttered, tugging on his ghost’s hair.

“I know human children cry easily. I thought you’d be the exception,” Bai Shuangying replied.

Fang Xiu played with the sleek strands of Bai Shuangying’s hair.

Sure enough, the Corner of Heaven’s Will wouldn’t feel things like “sympathy”. That was perfect. Sympathy was the last thing Fang Xiu needed.

As for those memories, that despair, he kept it all buried in his heart. He never forgot. Showing it to others didn’t change his emotions one bit.

“Showing me this is pointless.” Cen Ling sneered coldly. “No matter your age or how ignorant you were, you disrespected the leader and killed our family. You deserve to die.”

He had seen death plenty of times. His family had to abandon their “fake families” before joining the Guishan Sect.

Painful as death might be, what really mattered was whether one died with virtue. A perfect death was something to celebrate.

Fang Xiu raised an eyebrow. “God, don’t tell me you think I’m trying to convert you.”

Cen Ling: “…”

Cen Ling: “Then why show this?”

“Take a guess.”

Fang Xiu clapped his hands. The crying child and the white hospital room shattered and vanished.

……

“Brother!”

In a warmly decorated living room, a slightly hoarse teenage voice rang out.

The image of Fang Xiu turned around.

He looked about thirteen or fourteen now, noticeably taller and sturdier. His face had lost its baby fat, gaining the gentle handsomeness of youth.

His hair was much longer, his bangs a mess covering his brow. A vague resemblance to his present self was emerging. But what had completely changed was his expression. Teenager Fang Xiu wore a sullen face with no trace of a smile.

His black eyes held no light at all, like two paper cutouts.

“Yuan Yongan, don’t call me ‘brother’,” Fang Xiu said. “Uncle and Auntie didn’t adopt me.”

The other teen clicked his tongue. “What’s the difference? It’s been over two years. I call you ‘brother’, so you are.”

This “Yuan Yongan” had thick eyebrows and a righteous look, though he seemed a bit simple. He grinned wide and laughed.

Fang Xiu didn’t respond.

“You ranked third in the whole grade. That’s amazing.”

Yuan Yongan didn’t care about the silence. He chattered away. “You missed so much school and still did this well. You’ll totally get into A University or B University someday.”

His eyes darted. “Tomorrow is New Year’s. Mom and Dad are giving us money. I bet Dad will give you a bonus too. Since I’ll witness it, you gotta treat me to barbecue.”

Fang Xiu sighed. “…So, how were your final grades?”

Yuan Yongan fell quiet.

After a while, he grumbled, “It’s New Year’s. Let’s not talk about bad stuff.”

Fang Xiu: “…”

Fang Xiu: “You want to go to police academy, don’t you? They don’t just take anyone.”

“I’m still in middle school, a year behind you. I just… uh… haven’t started working hard yet.” Yuan Yongan changed the subject. “Anyway, I got first place in PE this year!”

Fang Xiu gave him a resigned pat on the head, acting like a little adult.

“Show me your report card. I’ll tutor you.”

“Brother—”

“Not your brother.”

Yuan Yongan rubbed his head, pouting. “Fine, fine. But if I let you tutor me, will you accept me as your brother?”

“…We’ll see next year’s grades,” Fang Xiu muttered after a pause.

“Forget me for a second. Are you finally going to accept my parents?” Yuan Yongan leaned in and whispered, “They’ve been waiting these past two years. You can’t call them ‘Uncle’ and ‘Auntie’ forever.”

Fang Xiu fell silent again.

There was a noise at the door, and Yuan Yongan shot out of the room—his mom had returned, carrying a large load of fresh meat, vegetables, snacks, and drinks for the New Year’s Eve dinner.

Fang Xiu followed him out and took one of the bulging grocery bags.

“Your useless dad’s working overtime tonight. The three of us are celebrating the New Year ourselves!” the woman declared loudly.

She looked ordinary, with rough skin and a plump figure, far from as beautiful as Wen Jiu. But when she looked at Fang Xiu, her eyes held the same kind of gentleness.

“Overtime again?” Yuan Yongan grumbled. “Every day it’s overtime. I bet he’s just trying to avoid giving us New Year’s money.”

“No worries, I already nagged it out of him yesterday,” Yuan Yongan’s mom said smugly. “You see that, Yongan? This is what it’s like being a cop. Don’t say I didn’t warn—”

“I still want to be one. Cops are cool,” Yuan Yongan replied.

“Cool my ass.”

“If he’s not cool, why’d you marry him?”

“You little brat, what nonsense are you spouting now?”

The mother and son looked about ready to wrestle. Fang Xiu sighed and cleared his throat. “Auntie Qin.”

Auntie Qin pulled her hand back from Yuan Yongan’s ear. “Xiu Xiu, what do you want for dinner? We bought everything—anything goes!”

She laughed heartily. The mother-son war disappeared in an instant. Yuan Yongan quietly gave Fang Xiu a thumbs-up.

That night, the dinner table was filled with food, and fireworks lit up the sky outside.

Teenage Fang Xiu paused with his chopsticks, staring blankly at the scene outside with an expressionless face.

“I guess you could say Yuan Yongan picked me up. His dad’s a cop with an excessive sense of justice.”

Adult Fang Xiu spoke like he was chatting casually. “After what happened to my mom, I went back to school. We happened to go to the same middle school. After he heard my story, he talked his parents into taking me in… Though I guess it wasn’t really adoption.”

“My parents left me a huge inheritance. I never had to worry about food or money. His parents didn’t touch a cent. They just took care of me.”

“Yuan Yongan’s dad being a cop meant staying at their place could keep distant relatives with bad intentions away and intimidate those cultists… Or so everyone thought at the time.”

Bai Shuangying: “Sounds pretty good.”

To him, even though the teenage Fang Xiu seemed gloomy, his body and complexion looked healthy. The Yuans clearly took good care of him.

“Yeah, looking back, those two years were probably the happiest I’ve ever been.”

Fang Xiu looked at his teenage self. “It’s just a shame that thirteen-year-old me was too naive.”

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

Yuan Yongan chewed on beef while talking with his mouth full. “Mom, someone’s at the door.”

Teenage Fang Xiu’s hand trembled, and a meatball slipped from his chopsticks, rolling to the floor.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

“Who is it?” Auntie Qin got up and walked to the door.

“Delivery!” came the reply from outside.

Teenage Fang Xiu swallowed hard. His instinct was to scream, “Don’t open it,” but he reasoned that it was just trauma response and didn’t want to cause unnecessary trouble.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

“Must be your dad’s groceries,” Auntie Qin muttered as she walked in slippers toward the living room. “Even delivery folks work during the holidays. Tough job.”

Fang Xiu stared at the living room entrance, hands shaking so much he couldn’t hold his chopsticks.

Yuan Yongan glanced at him, a little worried. “Brother…?”

Creak—

“What delivery… huh?!”

Ah.

That smell again. Blood.

It had to be a hallucination. His mom had been gone for three years now. Why?

Why couldn’t they leave him alone?

“What are you doing? Call the police—call now!”

Auntie Qin screamed. “Help! Murderer!”

Sounds of struggle came from the doorway, followed by a loud thud.

Outside, fireworks burst in celebration, and the music drowned out the heavy sounds on the floor.

“Mom?” Yuan Yongan stood up in a panic, only to be grabbed by Fang Xiu.

“Hide and call the police.”

Fang Xiu spoke almost automatically, his voice shaking. “Hide—now!”

“My mom’s out there!”

Yuan Yongan’s eyes turned red. He broke free and grabbed a kitchen knife, charging into the living room.

Fang Xiu clenched his jaw and followed.

The moment he saw the scene in the living room, his blood froze.

Auntie Qin had been stabbed multiple times in the stomach, and her throat was slashed. She lay on the warm-toned wooden floor, unable to make a sound, blood spreading fast.

…It can’t be like this.

…I haven’t even called her Mom yet, Fang Xiu thought, strangely out of place.

Auntie Qin was still conscious. When she saw Yuan Yongan and Fang Xiu, her eyes filled with tears and despair.

“Run,” she mouthed. “Run.”

Standing over her was the killer—a tall, dull-looking man in an ill-fitting courier uniform.

He looked blank and sluggish.

The man slowly turned his head to look at Fang Xiu.

He gave a dull smile, revealing crooked, yellowed teeth.

The moment he took a step forward, Yuan Yongan pulled Fang Xiu and ran toward the master bedroom.

Once inside, he locked the door with trembling hands and pushed a nightstand against it. “Call 110, 120, hurry!”

His voice shook uncontrollably.

Fang Xiu ran to the landline like he was sleepwalking. He called the police, then the ambulance.

His mind was blank. His hands were icy cold.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The man outside began kicking the door with massive force. The door groaned under the pressure.

Yuan Yongan had no time to cry for his mother. He dropped the knife in his trembling hands and ran to Fang Xiu’s side.

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The man didn’t care if they called the police or not. He just kept banging on the bedroom door.

The lock was warped by the impact. The nightstand trembled violently.

“Let him kill me,” Fang Xiu said, stumbling toward the door. “Let him kill me. He’ll leave you alone.”

“He came for me.”

Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock. Knock knock knock.

The door burst open.

At that moment, Fang Xiu was yanked backward.

Yuan Yongan dragged him back and shielded him in the corner between the bed and the wall.

Fang Xiu tried to push him away, but Yuan Yongan was stronger, more solid… Of course he was. His brother always got top scores in PE.

His brother wanted to be a police officer someday.

He didn’t understand.

By the time the real police arrived, Yuan Yongan’s body had just been pulled off of Fang Xiu.

Fang Xiu’s abdomen had been slashed open, blood soaking the room. It was impossible to tell whose blood was whose.

That night, Auntie Qin and Yuan Yongan both died on the spot.

The killer, seeing the police arrive, screamed “My offering is complete,” then slit his own throat with a grin.

Thirteen-year-old Fang Xiu was rushed to the First People’s Hospital of Taiyi City, Gui Province.

Due to massive and prolonged blood loss, his brain suffered severe damage. He fell into a deep coma.

From that moment on, he never woke again.

By the hospital bed, Fang Xiu’s soul hovered faintly, tethered to his body.

He drifted blankly at the bedside, watching people come and go, mourning in front of him.

He watched Officer Yuan cry in secret, overwhelmed with guilt… He watched ghosts and specters wander the hospital day and night.

They were curious about his out-of-body soul and would gather to watch from time to time.

This teenage soul looked more like a ghost than any ghost. He stood frozen at the bedside, motionless.

“At first, I thought if Uncle Yuan hated me enough, he might kill me. Then I could die unjustly, turn into a ghost, and get revenge.”

Adult Fang Xiu shrugged. “Too bad. He didn’t even want to hate me.”

“Everyone in the ward treated me well. I couldn’t even manage an unjust death.”

“Then I thought, even if I did become a ghost, who would I take revenge on? Who could I even kill?”

Fang Xiu looked down at his comatose body.

“I had no idea where the cultists were hiding or who else was involved. Zhuang Chongyue fled overseas. Even gods can’t leave their gates easily, let alone a ghost.”

“I thought about it nonstop, until the day I turned fourteen.”

A’Shou’s expression changed. “Fourteen? You didn’t… No, that’s impossible…”

Fang Xiu’s eyes curved slightly.

He raised a hand and pointed to the red T-shirt hanging by the bed.


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Happy Doomsday Ch253

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 253: Rainforest Expedition

Ruan Xian gripped the knife tightly and cut off the vines that were in the way.

Once, he thought he’d never be able to visit a place like this. The sounds of chirping birds and insects filled his ears, and the air was hot and sticky. The smell of decaying plants lingered at the tip of his nose. All he could see was green, and then more green, and darker green.

They were heading deep into an uninhabited rainforest.

Tang Yibu walked a step or two ahead of Ruan Xian, his head tilted from side to side, his whole body filled with excitement. He would occasionally suddenly stop, concentrating on studying the strange insects that had suddenly appeared, like an elementary school student visiting a museum for the first time. Ruan Xian tried to act more mature, but his gaze was constantly drawn to the spectacular scenery around him.

Even through this place called “Green Hell”, it was an extremely beautiful hell.

Well, Tang Yibu wanted to explore the rainforest alone, and life in this rainforest was no small matter. Even if he could identify all edible plants and animals, and he could defeat the most dangerous beasts here, Tang Yibu still had no way to deal with infections and toxins.

Ruan Xian was the opposite. He didn’t care about the wound infection of snake bites. But if a wild animal ate him whole, things would be difficult.

So they had to walk together, one after the other, to ensure that the other was always within their sight.

The two had come to the rainforest specifically to investigate, partly to reduce these restrictions they had. Here, they could capture mechanical life forms and find inspiration for their own upgrades.

“Look at this!”

Tang Yibu picked up a colorful caterpillar and said, ‘This isn’t in the existing biological database… Ouch!”

Before he could finish his words, he turned his wrist, his face twisted. A black leech found its way into the gap between Tang Yibu’s glove and sleeve. It had slid in to suck his blood.

Tang Yibu glared at the audacious leech with disgust on his face. Just as he got rid of the leech, the colorful caterpillar suddenly jumped up again and landed on Tang Yibu’s exposed wrist.

Suddenly, the smooth skin swelled up, and tiny blisters appeared near the wound, and it looked like it was about to start festering.

Tang Yibu’s face slowly froze and he turned to look at Ruan Xian helplessly.

Ruan Xian couldn’t help but shake his head. He held up Tang Yibu’s wrist, wiped the skin with a disinfectant cloth, and decisively applied a seal. The healing effect was immediate—the blisters that had appeared just as quickly disappeared, and the swelling of the skin abruptly subsided.

Tang Yibu finally breathed a sigh of relief and carefully put his gloves on. “Thank you, Mr. Ruan.”

As for the beautiful caterpillar, it had long since disappeared. Tang Yibu felt a bit dejected, and his pace slowed down considerably. However, he had only been rubbing his hands against the ground for a dozen seconds when Ruan Xian scooped him back and slapped him into his arms.

“Shh.” Ruan Xian rubbed his palm against Tang Yibu’s lips and the two stood there quietly.

Mr. Ruan must’ve discovered something. Tang Yibu’s golden eye scanned the surroundings. Soon, his gaze locked onto a ray of silver light.

A strange-looking creature crawled across the grass. Its body was pentagonal, like a flaked football skin, emitting a dull metallic hue. In the center of the five sides, extremely slender yellow-white armor legs protruded, exuding an artificial aura that was incompatible with other creatures.

A wild mechanical life!

Before Ruan Xian could even open his mouth, Tang Yibu dashed out. A few seconds later, he returned to Ruan Xian, proudly clutching the thing. Unlike last time, Tang Yibu covered it with an extra-tight grip, preventing the leech from getting a good stab.

Tang Yibu had learned his lesson this time. He placed the ferocious mechanical life into a box and then showed it to Ruan Xian. But the second he handed over the box, Tang Yibu hesitated and tilted his head.

“I think I was stung by it just now. It’s a little itchy here.” Tang Yibu poked the right side of his neck.

Ruan Xian took a half step closer. The skin didn’t look like it had any issue, but the problem was Tang Yibu’s heartbeat was a little faster and he seemed nervous.

“Just in case.” Ruan Xian smiled. He hugged Tang Yibu’s neck and gently sucked the skin at where he was pointing.

After the kiss, Tang Yibu happily carried the specimen box on his back, no longer showing any sign of disappointment.

The investigation continued in an orderly manner. As night was about to fall, the number of mechanical life in the box kept increasing. During the investigation—

“Mr. Ruan, my ear was bitten by an insect, and it hurts.”

“Mr. Ruan, my face was scratched. It might be infected.”

“Mr. Ruan, my eyelids hurt a little. Can you see if it’s swollen?”

……

Tang Yibu repeatedly brought his prey closer, declaring he had sustained a variety of superficial injuries—some of which were genuine. As for the rest, he could only say that even the world’s top doctors couldn’t find any abnormalities.

But some things didn’t need to be made clear. As long as Tang Yibu pointed out the “wounds” with a serious face, Ruan Xian would cooperate and kiss them one by one, while trying to suppress his smile.

At the last moment before sunset, Tang Yibu caught another rat-shaped mechanical life. “Mr. Ruan, the bridge of my nose…”

Here we go again. This time, Ruan Xian wasn’t going to accommodate this little brat.

Under Tang Yibu’s expectant gaze, Ruan Xian skipped over his injured nose and directly kissed Tang Yibu on the lips. It was a relentless and powerful deep kiss. Tang Yibu hummed with satisfaction and quietly pressed the back of Ruan Xian’s neck, turning the deep kiss into a longer one.

“I feel much better,” after they separated, Tang Yibu said seriously. It was a pity he couldn’t hide the pride in his eyes.

……

The rainforest was inconvenient to explore at night, so the two returned to their accommodation on the outskirts of the rainforest. Ruan Xian had prepared a trailer nearby, fully stocked with research equipment. With the doors closed and the air conditioning on, the heat and humidity, as well as the mosquitoes, were completely kept out.

 Tang Yibu collapsed on the bed and picked up his tablet to calculate data. His gaze would occasionally pass over the edge of the tablet, looking at Ruan Xian’s back.

Ruan Xian was concentrating on designing the “Upgrade Potion”. With his lips slightly pursed and his posture straight, he looked quite handsome. Most importantly, compared to the Ruan Xian Tang Yibu had seen in the Institute’s video recordings, the Mr. Ruan in front of him looked incredibly healthy—his hair was glossy, his skin was warm and radiant, and his muscles were the right thickness.

Just looking at the other person, Tang Yibu suddenly felt the comfort of soaking in warm water.

“…Mr. Ruan.”

“Hm?”

“I don’t think the project needs to be push forward so quickly,” Tang Yibu said. “We can always work on it together, right?”

“Just in case. We’ve discussed this before,” Ruan Xian answered. Tang Yibu needed to improve his recovery, which will improve his combat capabilities. This was the upgrade goal they had set from the beginning.

“Mm. Then leave me a weakness, just one. Only you and I will know it, okay?”

Tang Yibu had no doubts in Ruan Xian’s abilities. Given time, he would undoubtedly possess a resilience comparable to Ruan Xian’s. This idea sounded great, and indeed, it was quite appealing to him—after all, it meant absolute safety.

But it would bring him another sense of insecurity.

“Why do you want to leave a weakness on purpose?” Ruan Xian asked calmly, his tone not sounding at all surprised.

“I really like the feeling of you supporting me,” Tang Yibu admitted honestly.

If he truly became invulnerable, there would be no need for his Mr. Ruan to accompany him all the time. Just imagining the scene of acting alone made Tang Yibu uncomfortable.

“I understand.” Ruan Xian nodded and used tweezers to pick out the mechanical life he had captured during the day.

Tang Yibu was speechless. “You’re not going to delve further?”

“I kind of know the reasoning.”

Ruan Xian didn’t turn around so Tang Yibu couldn’t see the expression on his face, but he was sure that there was a hint of a smile in Ruan Xian’s tone.

Wait, Tang Yibu suddenly realized a problem—

With Ruan Xian’s ability, improving individual combat power was much easier than improving healing power. However, over the years, Ruan Xian hadn’t been very interested in external weapons or increasing his own abilities. As a result, the progress of their upgrade plans was almost the same.

Ruan Xian was a cautious person. He wasn’t kind or harmless, but he definitely wasn’t a pacifist. Logically, Mr. Ruan should be keen on strengthening himself. Unless…

Unless Ruan Xian also wanted to have a “harmless” weakness.

The corners of Tang Yibu’s mouth curled up. He rolled happily on the bed, then walked to Ruan Xian’s table.

“I know why,” Tang Yibu said, trying to put on a serious expression. “We still have a long, long time. As long as we don’t encounter any weapons of mass destruction, we won’t be at risk for the time being…”

Ruan Xian gave him a sideways glance, the corner of his mouth twitching.

“Even if we face a weapon of mass destruction, we have a comprehensive contingency plan, including emergency shields and bunkers…”

Tang Yibu bent down and watched Ruan Xian fix the pentagonal mechanical life and analyze its genetic data.

“So there’s no need to rush the upgrade research. After all, it’s for personal use, so a steady and cautious approach is more reasonable. It’s not because I want to be with your forever, nor is it because you want me to stay by your side forever.”

Tang Yibu narrowed his golden eyes and moved closer. While Ruan Xian was putting the mechanical life back into the specimen box, he kissed Ruan Xian on the cheek.

“Am I right, Mr. Ruan?”

“Wrong answer.”

Ruan Xian pushed open the specimen box and ruffled Tang Yibus’s hair. “If you really have nothing to do, you can write an analysis report and look for other directions.”

“Then let’s change the subject,” Tang Yibu said happily. “Should I analyze how much I like you, or how much you like me?”

“Fine.” Ruan Xian smiled. “You’re going in the right direction this time.”

“Then I’ll analyze them all!”


The author has something to say:

Happy (belated) Qixi Festival, everyone! See you again on Valentine’s Day next year—!

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Kinky Thoughts:

It seems the extras (besides the mini extras) will continue for all of Nian Zhong series! These are “Benefits” chapters, longer than her mini extras, that are exclusive only to the JJ app and will be updated periodically.

I can’t complain, since I love me more Happy Doomsday.

In my R-rated version, Tang Yibu would be like “Mr. Ruan, my **** kind of hurts. Will you…”, but alas…

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A Contract Between Enemies Ch15

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 15: Croutons

“Three gold rings.”

At the very first glance at Myss, the person in charge jumped straight to discussing compensation.

To prepare for the Magibase Summoning Ritual, people had cleared out the best inn in the Lower City and turned it into a temporary workplace. It wasn’t far from the church, and outside the window one could see the vine-covered spire.

Myss stared at that spire in a daze and began to question his life choices—to investigate the Summoning Ritual, did he really have to go this far?

The so-called “Pure Soul” was essentially the ritual’s mascot, a role filled each year by a beautiful young person.

The role required no lines. He only needed to put on traditional clothing, keep a smile the whole time, and scatter white rose petals over the children at the end of the ritual.

He, smiling, children, those damned white rose petals.

Myss felt those words should never appear in the same sentence. However heartless Salaar might be, he should at least put a stop to something as absurd as an “Archdemon blessing humans”.

As it turned out, Mr. Salaar truly hadn’t a shred of conscience. He was working hard not to laugh, the corners of his mouth twitching.

“Four gold rings. I assure you my friend is the most suitable person in the entire city for this role.” Salaar actually began to haggle.

The person in charge was a short, plump man with a little mustache. He lifted his pinky, rubbed the tip of his mustache, and sized Salaar up and down.

“Four gold rings plus six silver shields,” he said. “But you have to play a Holy Guard.”

Holy Guards were the other type of ritual mascot. They didn’t actually guard anything. They only needed to stand around the ritual array and provide a symbolic visual effect.

The ritual armor was very form-fitting, so the role had strict requirements for physique, though not for looks, since the guards’ faces would be covered by helmets.

“A pity about that face. If only your demeanor were sunnier,” the person in charge lamented.

“Five gold rings. I checked the going rate,” Salaar didn’t let up. “Believe me, I’m also the most suitable person in the entire city to be a Holy Guard.”

The person in charge put on a critical look, ready to nitpick. Then he realized Salaar wasn’t simply overconfident—

This gentleman had broad shoulders and long legs, with excellent proportions. His muscles were the right thickness, the lines graceful and smooth, like a lithe beast, but not at all bulky.

“All right, five gold rings, not including room and board.”

He deflated. “I’ll take you to sign the contract. Remember to report each morning. You’ll need to train in etiquette beforehand. Don’t think that ‘just standing there’ requires no practice.”

“Also, try on the clothes before you leave. We’ll need to adjust the sizes a little.”

Myss stared at Salaar in shock. The man had bundled the two of them into a package deal in all of five minutes.

“Prime seats to watch the ritual, plus five gold rings. Perfect,” Salaar said with satisfaction. “Come on, let us try on the clothes.”

Myss: “I’m not going.”

“Then we will lose five gold rings of income.”

Salaar announced this solemnly. “Hired carriages are expensive. If funds are short, we’ll have no choice but to leave on horseback. Or worse, walk.”

“We might have to take a longer route and could run into bad weather or bandits. Overnight, you and I would have to squeeze together on alert and keep watch in turns…”

Imagining that scene, Myss clutched his head in agony.

He had modest demands for lodging and food, but he loathed trouble, especially when trouble involved “Salaar”.

In the end he slouched off toward the fitting room.

The “Pure Soul” costume wasn’t all that ostentatious.

It was a dignified, gender-neutral white robe, loose enough to reach almost to Myss’s ankles. There was also a silver circlet decorated with laurel leaves and pearls, and a matching pair of ankle boots.

The slave body was on the slender side, so Myss slipped into the robe easily. His look of utter deadpan despair partially canceled out the inhuman aura and, strangely enough, did lend him a touch of “purity”.

However—

“Smile a little, sir,” said the staff member in charge of costumes. “Your expression is too serious. You’ll scare the children.”

Myss gave him a blank sideways glance.

Salaar, dressed in the Holy Guard armor and idly hooking a helmet with one hand, came over in high spirits to watch. Seeing Myss’s constipated expression, he started laughing again.

“I will teach you a little trick,” he whispered. “…Imagine my death.”

Myss almost immediately thought of the Salaar on the eve of the unsealing, old, sickly, and on his last legs in the dark.

He couldn’t help the corners of his mouth from curving. Only after he smiled did Myss realize he was smiling.

The staffer drew in a quiet breath. “Yes. Yes, sir. Exactly like that. You did very well.”

Salaar was silent for a moment, then shook his head with a smile.

“Now there is only one last thing,” the staffer said cheerfully. “You don’t have fixed lines, but if the children come up to you on their own, you’ll need to interact with them kindly.”

“Here, imagine I’m a child.”

Before Myss could react, he crouched and looked up, putting on a childish tone. “Sir, you look so nice. Can you give me your blessing?”

Myss’s brows twitched. Interact? His only interaction with humans, including Salaar, was destruction.

Now he was supposed to bless… bless…

“May you live,” Myss said stiffly. It was the greatest kindness he could imagine.

Staffer: “……”

Salaar slipped behind the staffer and mouthed, “May you be blessed with outstanding wisdom.”

Myss got it. “You’d better be smart.”

Staffer: “……”

Salaar: “……”

Perhaps Myss was unfamiliar with the language of social niceties. Salaar wiped a hand down his face and decided to change tactics.

He gestured again and mouthed again, “Give his head a gentle pat.”

Myss kept a straight face and reached out. There was a tremendous thump, and the staffer landed on his rear, nearly pressed into the floor.

What was that about? It had certainly not been this over the top when he patted Salaar.

Myss looked to Salaar for a new cue. Salaar let out a long sigh and clapped a hand over his eyes.

The next second he rushed over to help the staffer up. “My friend is a bit hungover and has no sense of his own strength. I apologize on his behalf. Let me buy you a drink later…”

“I am fine,” the staffer waved it off. “Don’t drink for the next few days. Don’t let it interfere with the real work.”

Perhaps it was because Myss’s appearance was too impressive that the kind-hearted man didn’t fire him on the spot.

“Mm, you’re very suitable. This presence is exactly what we want.”

After assessing Myss, the staffer turned to Salaar. “If you dyed your hair blond and made your expression more compassionate, you could even play the real ‘Salaar’.”

“Thank you for the compliment,” Salaar replied, after a pause, with sincere courtesy.

“…Unfortunately, I may be the single least suitable person in this city to play ‘Salaar’.”

……

The next few days were peaceful, almost boring.

Rosha had given them a welcome that was hectic and strange, and then everything fell into silence. Over these days the bird-beaked demon vanished, and no one else died of the strange disease.

Even Mina stopped appearing. Their newly formed memories sat intact. The events of a few days ago felt like a dream, a joke of a nightmare.

Myss got up on time each day, ate three meals on schedule, and during ritual practice he fantasized about Salaar’s death.

Once they solved the mystery of the body swap, how should he kill Salaar?

Perhaps he could pierce the man’s heart with his hand and let the warm blood lick his palm. He could also clamp a hand over that hateful mouth and watch Salaar slowly suffocate until his lips turned cold.

What he wanted most, what he looked forward to most, was for everything to return to its rightful track. He would return to his true body in the dark. Salaar would be dragged back to that failing mortal shell and would watch with his eyes wide open as He shattered the seal and restarted the Night Calamity.

Thinking of that last possibility, Myss smiled with particular delight.

Once he got so engrossed in his fantasies that he nearly turned the white rose petals in his hand pitch black. If he scattered a handful on the day of the ritual, they could annihilate every participant in an instant.

Aside from that, practice went very smoothly.

Things went smoothly on Salaar’s side as well.

Training for the Holy Guard was simpler. Myss had to practice smiling, blessing, and scattering petals. Salaar only had to master holding his head high like a warrior.

By midday on the first day Mr. Hero met the standard, and he spent the rest of his time chatting away—

“I’m a little worried about job safety. Has anything ever gone wrong with the Rosha ritual? … Never? That’s really wonderful.”

“I wonder what kind of Magibase the children will summon. Have there ever been unusual ones in past years? … Ah, caterpillars are indeed unusual.”

“Has that court mage always been in charge of Rosha? … More than twenty years? Then he must know everything!”

Throughout his inquiries, Salaar always kept his helmet on.

This didn’t surprise Myss. Once that gloomy aura was exposed, anything Salaar asked would feel like it had ulterior motives.

“Would anyone ever summon a Magibase on their own?”

Today Salaar was also pulling people aside to chat, playing the part of a moderately enthusiastic and excessively nervous outsider.

“I mean, a place like Sepanti is strict. Rosha is a bit out of the way. What if someone wanted to dodge the kingdom’s registry and set up a private array to summon…”

“Haha, absolutely impossible.”

The man facing Salaar, the mustached supervisor, burst out laughing. Over these days Salaar had gotten friendly with him.

“The incantation for the Magibase Summoning Ritual is adjusted every year. Without the correct spell, even if Langesia came in person it would not work.”

Myss remembered the name. Langesia was a legendary mage who was still alive, one of the bards’ favorite protagonists.

As for the protagonist the bards favored most of all—

Salaar’s tone carried a frightening reverence. “I see. Managing the ritual must be no easy task. You work even harder than I imagined.”

“All for the children’s future…” the mustached man said modestly.

“Mr. Myss!” Hailey bounced into the room like a chickadee, hugging a bag of croutons.

Then she noticed the supervisor was present and first bowed to him. “Good morning, sir. My uncle sends his regards.”

“I should thank Huey for the introduction. These two are rare talents.”

The mustached man waved a hand, his smile less mercenary than before. “Off you go. There’s lemonade in the kitchen if you are thirsty.”

Hailey thanked him with appropriate gravity, then ran up to Myss. “Heavens, I knew it. You look perfect in that outfit.”

Myss grumbled perfunctory and stared with total focus at the chickadee on her head.

How would a Magibase have to mutate to give off such an enticing aroma? Even if it did mutate, it might still not be enough for a single bite.

Hailey knew nothing of this. She held out the croutons. “These are from your room. My uncle asked me to bring them over. Leave them any longer and they will go bad.”

…Croutons from their room? Right, those were the ones Mina had given him, and he had stuffed them into Salaar’s hands.

The problem was that Myss and Salaar had just cross-checked last night that “Mina” only appeared in their memories. In the daytime, when Myss met her at the cheese stall, Salaar had watched him the whole time yet had not seen Mina. At night Mina brought cranberry soup to the door, and Salaar thought he spoke with her, yet Myss saw only Boss Hammer.

The “bookstore encounter with Mina” was very likely a polluted false memory. The croutons shouldn’t exist.

So, what was this?


The author has something to say:

Salaar’s physique was tuned to his former combat habits, so he already had an excellent body.

The Demon Lord simply hadn’t noticed, but eventually he will.


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Escape From the Asylum Ch153

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 153

On the roof of the office building, the spot that looked like a lightwell was covered with ivy. Through the gaps in the leaves they could see wire mesh inside.

Qi Liuxing slashed several times with his sword. The foliage fell to the ground, but the wire remained intact.

He Xiaowei quickly fished a pair of pliers from his pack and finally cut the mesh open. Only then did everyone get a clear look at the sealed shaft itself—it really was an elevator shaft.

According to the building’s original design, the elevator should have reached straight to the roof, so an enclosure one door high had been built up here.

But the elevator was of a very old style—distinctly different from a modern one. Three sides were concrete walls, while the door was a rusty iron grille that looked more like a jail cell than a lift, giving off an eerie vibe. The grille required a hand-crank mechanism to open.

He Xiaowei tried yanking the grille for a long time but couldn’t force it open. He then gripped the crank, attempting to turn it, but the gears were rusted solid.

Seeing this, Zhou Qian took a can of lubricant from his bag. “Try this.”

He Xiaowei poured the whole can over the crank. The trick worked, and soon he could turn it.

As he strained, the grille door let out a loud creak—“ga-ching, ga-ching.”

With that, the lattice elevator door slid open.

Noticing He Xiaowei’s next move, Zhou Qian immediately warned, “Careful, don’t step inside.”

“Mm-hm, got it.” He Xiaowei halted and turned to Zhou Qian. “So what now…?”

Zhou Qian didn’t answer right away. He walked to the shaft, shone his flashlight inside, and found it empty—no elevator at all.

Had He Xiaowei stepped in, he would have plunged the full seven stories.

Zhou Qian angled the beam downward and bent to peer in. What he saw surprised him—the bottom was pitch-black, as though a monster’s gaping maw had swallowed every glimmer of light.

The shaft was astonishingly deep—far more than seven floors.

He heard a rustle beside him and turned to see Bai Zhou.

Bai Zhou had produced a rope. With a clang he tied one end to the grille, looped the rest around his waist.

Meeting Zhou Qian’s gaze Bai Zhou said, “I’ll go down for a look.”

Zhou Qian frowned slightly but said nothing more.

Stepping up, he gripped the rope. “Be careful. Call me at once if anything happens. You still have that butterfly pollen—if worst comes to worst I can get to you right away.”

“Mm, don’t worry.”

Bai Zhou fitted a head-lamp, leapt into the shaft, and began descending slowly.

To protect players, the rope payed out at a very slow speed.

Even so, it felt like ages before Zhou Qian sensed a tug on the line.

Then Bai Zhou’s voice came through the earpiece. “Nothing unusual so far. Leave two people up top. Anyone else interested can come down.”

“I’m coming.” Zhou Qian glanced back. “Xiaowei Ge, you’re afraid of ghosts—you and Hidden Blade stay here. Xiao Qi, you and I will go down.”

Zhou Qian and Qi Liuxing each took a rope. After double-checking the grille’s sturdiness, they entered the shaft together.

The depth was indeed far beyond seven stories.

While descending, Zhou Qian used a measuring device to calculate.

When they finally reached bottom, he checked the tool: “137.5 meters.”

Qi Liuxing asked, “Find anything?”

Their voices echoed loudly in the narrow shaft.

Zhou Qian adjusted to it and whispered, “From the roof down, starting at the seventh floor mark, it’s 137.5 meters to the bottom.

“Before climbing up I measured the building height—each floor, including ceiling thickness, is about 5.5 meters.”

Qi Liuxing instantly caught on. “137.5 meters equals twenty-five floors; subtract the seven visible floors and the shaft is eighteen floors deep! Could this symbolize… the eighteen levels of hell?”

“Let’s keep looking.”

After landing on the ground, Zhou Qian shone his light toward where the elevator door should be.

A grille ought to have been there too, but Bai Zhou had already cranked it open.

At that moment, Bai Zhou stood in pitch darkness, his figure haloed faintly by the lamp on his head. He was staring at something ahead, tall and straight.

Zhou Qian led Qi Liuxing over and lifted his flashlight—only to see a startling sight:

Before the three of them yawned a vast pit.

Down its center ran a tunnel, damp traces glistening—an underground river of sorts, destination unknown.

On either side of the river—directly under the office floors—two large pits spanned roughly the same footprint as each floor above.

The pits had been evenly divided into three sections each making a total of six smaller pits.

Five were heaped with piles of white bones with only one lay empty.

The bones were stacked neatly into mounds almost forming small hills. From this, there must have been countless remains.

Most grotesque, every skeleton lacked a skull—only bodies lay here, the necks severed cleanly, as if by a seasoned executioner.

After inspecting the bones, Zhou Qian turned his light on the lone empty pit.

Down here, safe from other players’ eyes, he swapped to a higher-wattage torch and saw that its floor was covered with spells and strange symbols.

Sweeping the beam back over the five bone heaps he spotted something new—each pile had a number carved beside it.

Those numbers were years.

Checking them carefully, he found they matched the years the shipping company had posted losses.

That was odd.

“Interesting,” Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes. “We thought in the first five years the company lost money every July because storms sank their ships, so later the boss began sacrificial killings to placate the sea god, and sure enough after five straight losses, sacrifices stopped the accidents and profits flowed.

“But it turns out mystical coincidences aren’t coincidences at all—they’re engineered. It seems…”

He looked at Bai Zhou.

Meeting his gaze, Bai Zhou clearly shared the thought and continued, “It seems the truth is the other way around.”

Every July the company’s vessels met disaster, triggering huge compensation.

After five years the boss began sacrifices and things improved.

That felt too mystical, too convenient—why always July? Was there really a sea god?

Flip the story and everything fits.

The July disasters weren’t fate or divine wrath—they were man-made.

Zhou Qian said, “We have limited clues, so follow them. Every case has a serial killer. This one too.

“If the motive was to calm the sea god, the corpses should match the years the company profited. They don’t. Instead, each loss year has a mound of bodies.

“So killing coincides with losses. Why? Shouting ‘stop thief’ while being the thief—quite a twist.”

“The cargo ships set out. At sea someone kills the crew and steals the freight, then blames it on storms or tsunamis.

“The murdered sailors’ bodies are secretly brought here. Everyone assumes they were lost at sea.”

After a pause he added, “Earlier, with the storm theory in mind, I rechecked the ledger notes and confirmed it.

“If ships are hijacked, why is it never uncovered and always chalked up to accidents?

“Likely there’s an inside man aboard who, before the ‘accident’, sends false distress signals pointing to bad weather.”

“Someone able to plan all this and stash so many corpses here… the killer is very likely the boss.

“By boss I mean the general manager who runs operations, not the shareholders. Zhou Ge—”

Zhou Qian looked at Bai Zhou. “The ‘boss’ office you saw on the second floor was really the GM’s?”

“Mm,” Bai Zhou replied. “The sign said ‘General Manager’. I didn’t know the company had other owners, so I called him boss.”

“Exactly. The cabinet we opened downstairs held only financials. I checked the annual reports—three shareholders, none handle day-to-day. They hired a GM.

“See the scheme? The company isn’t his. He draws a salary yet steals its cargo. While the firm bleeds money, he profits by fencing the goods.”

“Hold on,” Qi Liuxing said. “If you rob and kill at sea, why not just dump the bodies overboard? Isn’t that easier?”

Bai Zhou answered, “These talismans—and the items I found on the second floor—show he’s superstitious. I first thought he sacrificed to stop losses. Now it seems he used the spells merely to ward off vengeance.”

“Right. The GM sometimes sailed with the ships,” Zhou Qian said. “He was scared—afraid the dead would become water ghosts and drag him under. I’d say…

“He cut off their heads so their spirits couldn’t see, think, or find the way home—or the way to revenge.

“This shaft descends eighteen floors—probably symbolizing the eighteen hells. The victims are killed by the GM in life and crushed under an array in death—the killer wants them forever unable to rise and retaliate.”

With the shaft explored, Zhou Qian planned to have Little Dragon scout the underground river later for more clues.

He was about to suggest the three leave when he noticed Qi Liuxing stiffen. After a moment the boy let out a heavy sigh.

In the darkness Zhou Qian couldn’t see his face, so he raised a dimmer torch and aimed it at him.

Under the muted light the youth’s lips were heavily pursed and expression solemn.

“What is it?” Zhou Qian asked.

“I…” Qi Liuxing lowered his head slightly. When he looked up, his expression was calm again. “Nothing. I was just thinking how frightening human nature is.”

After a silence Zhou Qian said, “But you still trust me, don’t you?”

Qi Liuxing glanced at him and nodded.

Zhou Qian went on, “Human nature is scary, yet sometimes lovely. This is what you guys taught me that. So Xiao Qi, you and Xiaowei Ge have taught me many positive things—I don’t want only negatives left for you.

“Growing up is cruel, but not entirely so. I don’t have time now to untie your knots—we’ll talk after the instance.”

He patted the boy’s shoulder. “By the way, Ke Yuxiao’s case isn’t so simple. His oddity in Flowers of Evil keeps nagging me—there’s something I’ve overlooked. Also—”

Staring into Qi Liuxing’s eyes he said, “Don’t feel burdened. We’re not here solely for your revenge. This hidden instance must have a big reward.

“Zhou Ge even said the game chose me, opening hidden content specially. I already collected the Four Days of Creation items—no reason to miss the fifth.

“For now, let’s head up.”

He bit the comm mic, grabbed a rope, and was about to climb when Bai Zhou suddenly lunged over.

From behind, Bai Zhou wrapped one arm around Zhou Qian’s waist and hauled him back, retreating until they were clear of the shaft, back against the cold wall.

Then he raised his other hand and, before Zhou Qian could speak, covered his mouth.

Qi Liuxing had no idea what happened, but reflexively drew his sword on Bai Zhou, eyes full of threat—afraid some supernatural force had possessed him.

But he immediately met Bai Zhou’s steady gaze.

In the darkness Bai Zhou removed his hand from Zhou Qian’s mouth, placed a finger to his own lips for silence, then pointed upward toward the shaft opening.

“Sorry,” Qi Liuxing mouthed, sheathed his sword, and slipped aside, body taut, fully on guard.

At that very moment, on the roof.

Hidden Blade and He Xiaowei had guns pressed to their heads.

The two assailants wore purple wristbands.

Amid crisp footsteps, another person with a purple band appeared, gun in hand—a strikingly beautiful woman.

Tall and icily elegant, she glanced at the men’s wrists, smiled, and tossed a purple wristband at Hidden Blade’s feet. “You’re wearing nothing. Now you’ve seen this. Within three minutes you must put it on, or the system will kill you instantly.”

She looked at He Xiaowei and tossed him another. “Threatening your friend with system rules saves my bullets. As for you—if you don’t switch to purple my people will blow your brains out. Well? Move.”


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Help Ch169

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 169: Preparation Complete

Uncle Hou truly hadn’t grasped the current situation.

He remembered reaching an agreement with Cen Ling, remembered providing supplies to the cultists. Then, after a wave of dizziness, he suddenly realized his body was no longer his own.

It was a woman’s body, currently standing in a corner of the garden. In his hand was a comb-like Immortal E, but for the moment he had no idea how to use it.

…What kind of evil magic was this?!

Startled, he looked up and immediately spotted “his own body”. But that Uncle Hou appeared perfectly normal, showing no signs of being soulless.

“Are you confused about the current situation? Is the pain from your leg distracting you?”

“Hand over the Immortal E’s, or kill Cen Ling. Do that, and I’ll spare your lives.”

It was Fang Xiu’s voice.

Only then did Uncle Hou realize that this body’s right leg seemed broken. The piercing pain swept through his brain. He needed pills—badly. But this wasn’t his body. His medicine was on his real body.

He turned sharply and saw “his body” running frantically toward the garden exit, limbs intact. He only had the offensive tools and Immortal E he’d just obtained. As for healing medicine… He didn’t even know whether the owner of this body had any, or where it might be stored.

Frantically, he reached into the clothing pockets, rummaging desperately.

At the same time, everyone around him, about a hundred people, was doing the same thing. Their movements were almost identical.

Something was seriously wrong. This had to be a taboo.

Now crippled, killing Cen Ling was too difficult. The only option was to hand over the Immortal E. After all, this wasn’t his body. Buying time would be to his advantage.

“How do we hand it over?” he shouted with this body’s throat, and at the same moment, the same question echoed all around him.

“Xiao Tian!” Fang Xiu tossed the hairpin back into the garden, and Xiao Tian caught it steadily.

The sharp hairpin was still covered in blood, though less than before.

Upstairs, Fang Xiu quietly clenched his fist, hiding the bleeding wound in his palm.

Xiao Tian caught the hairpin and slid it into her grip. Jiao Jiao drank down a bottle of dark potion and suddenly unfurled a pair of raven wings from her waist.

She wrapped her arms around Xiao Tian and launched into flight, shooting toward the people shouting, “How do we hand it over?” Like a raptor diving for prey, Xiao Tian snatched the Immortal E’s from their hands in the blink of an eye.

In a flash, she tossed them accurately toward the boat.

But Cen Ling’s golden cage still held, blocking all except Cen Ling himself from leaving.

Uncle Hou used a series of magic weapons and charged frantically at the exit of the garden, while the boat crashed against the cage multiple times in midair but failed to leave the central park.

After a failed strike, Cen Ling landed atop a pile of ornamental rocks in the garden’s center. His gaze locked onto Fang Xiu as he slowly drew a bronze sword from his robe, sinister winds surging around him.

The boatman shouted in panic, furiously paddling to avoid being blown away by the dark wind. Without even looking, Cen Ling slashed his sword toward the boat, breaking through the wooden monk’s water shield.

Had the ferryman not turned quickly, and had Xiao Li not pulled the boat, that sword wind would have split it in two.

Even so, the sudden evasive movement sent the boat crashing into the golden cage. The boat nearly capsized.

Seeing things go awry, Jiao Jiao folded her wings and dragged Xiao Tian back into the panicked crowd on the ground.

Fang Xiu wasn’t surprised.

Cen Ling had distributed so many Immortal E’s, so of course he kept a few powerful ones for himself. With a soul nearly at the level of a ghost immortal, the destructive power of his Immortal E’s far exceeded those of ordinary cultists.

He wasn’t attacking fully yet only because he was concerned about the cultists on the ground. Whether or not they were family didn’t matter—if they were crippled here, there would be no one left to help him smuggle out the E’s.

“These cultists are injured and don’t even have Immortal E’s anymore. Lady A’Shou, please finish them off!”

Yan Yan, who was outside the cage, looked only at his partner, sweating anxiously.

This was a golden opportunity. If they took out these reckless Guishan cultists now, they could proceed with a clean, aboveboard resolution of the E.

A’Shou agreed that this was the right move. Fang Xiu had handled things beautifully.

She began chanting softly. Black and red talismans appeared around her, brimming with power. Then—

They were casually scattered by Bai Shuangying.

A’Shou composed herself and asked politely, “What is the meaning of this?”

Bai Shuangying said, “I don’t understand the scheming of humans, but I understand their methods.” He pointed at Cen Ling. “Now is not the time for you to act.”

A’Shou furrowed her brow. “This chance won’t come again. Please step aside.”

“No. Fang Xiu wants you to stay out of it.” Bai Shuangying stood calmly in front of her, blocking her path. “If brute force could solve this, he would have told me to act long ago.”

“He just wants revenge, personally.”

“No,” Bai Shuangying shook his head. “Cen Ling is just Cen Ling. Killing just one young heir and a hundred core figures, will that really end the Guishan Cult?”

“To give everything just for revenge? My human is not that shallow.”

His voice brimmed with certainty.

Beside Bai Shuangying, Fang Xiu was watching Cen Ling’s furious expression like a spectator at a play.

“We handed over the Immortal E’s! All of them!” the cultists who had been taken over by Uncle Hou’s mind shouted around Cen Ling. “You promised to spare us!”

“Yes, I didn’t kill you.”

Fang Xiu smiled. He leaned on the windowsill, tapping the window frame lightly with his fingers. “Your legs are broken, but you’re still alive. This place is a hospital. Medical supplies are everywhere.”

“Too bad that golden cage is Cen Ling’s spell. I can’t undo that.”

At once, all eyes turned toward Cen Ling. There wasn’t a trace of warmth in them.

Cen Ling gripped the bronze sword, veins bulging on the back of his hand.

No, stay calm. No need to panic.

As long as he lived, the golden cage would hold. Though the Immortal E’s were no longer on the cultists, Fang Xiu’s people couldn’t take them away either.

All he needed to do was wake the cultists up quickly and make sure the Immortal E’s got transported out.

Even if this round ended in total failure, he could just return the Immortal E’s and try again next time. After all, Guishan had many elite members. It wasn’t just him.

The Underworld had yet to fully understand the situation at the Shrine of All E’s. One failure meant nothing. He would keep trying until he succeeded.

With that in mind, he steadied his breathing. The sword tip turned in a half arc, pointing at the real Uncle Hou who had tried to stay hidden.

Seeing things go south, Uncle Hou’s expression finally changed. He activated his defensive tools in desperation, layering jade rings, protective barriers, and talismanic circles in a dazzling display.

Unfortunately, he could defend against magic but not taboos.

Uncle Hou’s lips went numb. He knew full well that for people like them, when things went sideways, a promise was nothing more than scrap paper.

The cultists had lost their sanity. His magic weapons were useless to them. Amid this chaos, he had no bargaining chips.

In the end, he could only whisper, “Spare me…”

The moment the words left his mouth, Cen Ling seemed to take it as permission. His bronze sword traced a flourish in the air, and with one slash of the sword wind, Uncle Hou was torn apart—limbs, head, and organs scattered in heaps. Blood sprayed in every direction, splashing the cultists nearby.

Uncle Hou was dead.

But his personality still ruled the remaining cultists.

This time, their gazes shifted. Limping and staggering, they rushed to his body, frantically rummaging for pills.

In the chaos, several cultists fell and were trampled to death.

Cen Ling tried to use a spell to stop the mob, but it didn’t work at all. Those who found pills first stuffed them into their mouths as fast as they could, afraid they might not eat enough. The ones behind shoved forward recklessly, terrified they’d get nothing.

Uncle Hou’s body was ground into mush. Blood mixed with pills. His mutilated head rolled along the stone tiles and got stuck in a tangled bush.

The “Uncle Hous” who had taken pills then unleashed all their magic weapons, fighting each other once more. Under Fang Xiu’s cold gaze, this “veteran Calamity Resolver” who had hoarded equipment like a weapons depot was torn to pieces in an instant.

Fang Xiu himself hadn’t moved a single step the entire time.

It was Cen Ling who had killed Uncle Hou and triggered the carnage.

On the boat, Song Zheng and Xiao Li shivered. Even Yan Yan, who wasn’t familiar with Uncle Hou, took two steps away from Fang Xiu.

Once Cen Ling confirmed his people had taken Uncle Hou’s gear, he pulled a bronze shield from his robes and struck it with his sword. A burst of powerful yin energy knocked the cultists on the ground sprawling and shook the boat in the sky.

This time, he didn’t waste time speaking. He charged directly at the boat.

Xiao Li grabbed the oar. Song Zheng touched his bracer. Then they heard Fang Xiu’s calm command—

“Collapse the boat. Target the spatial pouches!”

They acted without hesitation. Just as Cen Ling rushed in, Xiao Li shrank the boat to its original size. With nothing to anchor them, the spatial pouches filled with Immortal E’s fell, along with the ones they had just collected.

Song Zheng activated his anomaly. Leaves in the garden turned into flying blades, slashing the pouches apart instantly.

Thousands of Immortal E’s fell like rain.

On the ground, Jiao Jiao pulled out two more potion bottles. One contained a swirling black-red liquid that looked like human blood.

She looked up at Fang Xiu, then smashed both bottles.

Smoke rolled out again, flooding the fallen Immortal E’s, thick with a pungent scent of blood.

“Again?” Cen Ling cursed and stirred up another dark wind to blow the mist away.

This time, the tactic was familiar. Within half a minute, the people hidden in the smoke reemerged. Most cultists had healed their legs with pills, regained their protective gear, and had much less hostility toward Cen Ling. They practically had “keep my head down” written on their foreheads.

Cen Ling finally relaxed.

His people were steady now. The one upside of being polluted by “Uncle Hou’s” personality was that they knew how to stay alive.

Just as he was about to resume hunting the enemies in the cage, he saw Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying leap out the window, voluntarily entering the golden cage.

Fang Xiu stepped onto the scattered Immortal E’s below.

They should have been treasures enshrined in the Shrine of All E’s. But now, scattered across the ground they looked more like gray garbage.

Fang Xiu snapped his fingers. A small black dog reappeared by his side.

Seeing the sea of Immortal E’s, the dog wagged its tail excitedly, sniffing around before digging up a red collar from a corner.

It seemed to treat this like a game. With the collar in its mouth, it returned to Fang Xiu. Fang Xiu simply placed the collar—the Fierce Wind E—back around the dog’s neck and sent it away again, back to the hospital room upstairs.

Watching this strange act, Cen Ling felt an ominous premonition.

Then, before his eyes, Fang Xiu pulled out an old book that looked all too familiar.

…Wait, that couldn’t be…

“Yes, I think the timing is just about right.”

“After all this bloodshed, you must be tired. Let’s try something new.”

Fang Xiu spoke lazily. “Let me reintroduce myself. I’m not ‘Hong Shuangxi’. My name is Fang Xiu.”

Before Cen Ling could respond, Fang Xiu opened the book.

He didn’t need to use the Immortal Encounter E to kill anyone. He just needed to use it to tell a story. That way, he didn’t even need full control of it.

Telling a story would be enough.

Targeted individuals: Cen Ling, A’Shou… and Bai Shuangying.


The author has something to say:

Xiao Fang’s plan was ready. Someone should be able to see it~

Next up, at least, it’s time for Xiao Fang’s past.


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Help Ch168

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 168: Second Taboo

Blood bloomed like fireworks, staining the pristine white walls.

The legs of the two cultists were a mess of mangled flesh, the injuries identical. Especially their right legs, which were twisted at horrific angles, bones snapped and protruding pale through torn skin. 

They clutched their abdomens in confusion as blood streamed through their fingers. It looked like someone had opened them up. Beneath them, a massive pool of blood quickly formed.

And yet, it was as if they didn’t notice.

As the blood drained, the two seemed to turn into statues. Their pupils dilated, and even their eyelids ceased to blink. Fang Xiu, wearing a pleasant smile, silently watched.

In less than a minute, the gray hue overtook their faces, and the last glimmer of life disappeared from their eyes.

Silence fell over the corridor.

“A d-death taboo?” Yan Yan swallowed hard and nearly choked on his own spit.

He had been watching Fang Xiu the entire time. Fang Xiu hadn’t cast any spells. Those two had truly triggered a taboo.

“Doesn’t seem like a death taboo.”

Jiao Jiao looked at Fang Xiu with cautious eyes. “From their state, it looks like they bled out rapidly… It’s probably just a standard taboo.”

A standard taboo with the strength to rival a death one. Unless someone wore advanced healing or life-preserving magic weapons, almost no one could survive that.

“I will repay all Guishan Sect followers in kind.”

Such a heaven-defying taboo could exist only because of its narrow scope—it worked exclusively on the Guishan Sect members.

While Jiao Jiao was still thinking, Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying had already begun looting the blood-soaked corpses. Fang Xiu worked fast and clean, stripping their magic weapons in an instant. As expected, both of them had identical-looking spatial pouches.

Bai Shuangying, meanwhile, casually snatched up the lingering souls and devoured them without a trace of care. His expression resembled someone forcing down leftovers rather than enjoying a gourmet meal.

Song Zheng asked bluntly, “Fang Xiu, are you carrying an E?”

“You could say that.”

Fang Xiu lifted the pile of magic weapons and dodged the question. “I wouldn’t drag you all into this without reason. I know all three taboos of this ritual.”

Yan Yan finally recovered. “Damn, you could’ve said so sooner. Scared the hell outta me.”

Then he frowned again. “Even if you know the taboos, what about all those Immortal E’s out there—?”

Fang Xiu smiled. “Which is exactly why I need your help. Come on, let’s talk payment.”

At this point, the difference in experience became obvious. The mushroom trio glanced around without concern. Lu Yang was more focused on the two fresh corpses and didn’t seem to care what Fang Xiu offered.

Jiao Jiao sighed. “We’re willing to help proactively for free. But if you want full command over me and Yan Yan, that will cost you.”

“If the ritual succeeds, I’ll grant two wishes.”

Fang Xiu said it plainly.

Jiao Jiao: “…What?”

“I’ll do everything I can to ensure you finish the ritual. And regardless of how many you’ve already completed, this one can count as your final one.”

“The original offer was ‘eight rituals, one wish’. I’ll make it two… Is that a fair enough deal?”

Fang Xiu delivered it with polish. Were his hands not covered in blood, he’d have passed for a top-tier salesman.

Yan Yan: “Huh?! Two wishes? What are you, King Yama going undercover?”

“Well, I’d love to say, ‘Trust me,’ but odds are you wouldn’t.”

Fang Xiu turned and shouted down the empty corridor, “A’Shou Jie, what do you think—?”

A’Shou, hiding nearby: “…”

“Just look outside! The Guishan Sect is practically looting the entire Disaster Relief Tower!”

“And check out these lovely friends of mine. Most aren’t even trained in metaphysics! Giving them one more wish within personal karmic bounds won’t cost the Underworld that much.”

A’Shou felt a surge of suffocation.

She had just finished fighting off another karmic migraine from Bai Shuangying. Thankfully she had taken a Heart-Stabilizing Elixir beforehand or she might’ve been contaminated again. These two bastards were clearly up to something, and she knew it.

…But it was an offer she couldn’t refuse.

At this point, all she had to do was show up and promise a few nobodies one more wish. That would boost Fang Xiu’s credibility immensely and rally everyone against the Guishan Sect.

A’Shou wished she were stupid. Someone oblivious to the big picture. But her rational mind always ended up pushed to the brink. Fang Xiu would corner her with the best possible solution that was just barely within her limits, every single time.

With a long sigh like a funeral song, the bloodstained wedding robe fluttered as A’Shou descended gently in front of the group.

The others didn’t recognize her, but Yan Yan did instinctively. His knees buckled, and he nearly collapsed, caught at the last second by Jiao Jiao.

“Ghost Immortal? …The Tower’s warden is here?”

His voice wavered. “Outside—outside—”

“I’m aware of the Immortal Es,”

A’Shou said formally. “The Guishan Sect tampered with this space. It’s currently cut off from the Underworld.”

“Your flesh-bound magic weapons follow protocol. Unless the E here is resolved, or turns into an Immortal E—you can’t return to the Tower. Not even I can override that.”

Jiao Jiao: “Can’t you kill the intruders? They broke the rules first!”

Another headache.

The girl had nailed the issue. Just looking at the Guishan Sect made her sick.

These people wielded Immortal Es. If they could sneak in, they could sneak out. If she acted officially, Cen Ling might just go scorched-earth, sending his followers to scatter with the Immortal Es in tow. It was like opening a drawer full of cockroaches—if even one escapes, the infestation spreads.

In her opinion, if most Immortal E’s were lost, Bai Shuangying’s unstable seal would be the least of their problems. The mortal world would descend into chaos.

It was better to hand this job off to a pest extermination expert like Fang Xiu.

Before she could answer, Fang Xiu spoke up.

“It’s not that bad yet.”

He cut her off cleanly.

“There’s no need to overthink it. You all just have to answer one question: Is it worthwhile to fight alongside me in exchange for ‘going home immediately’ and ‘two wishes’.”

The mushroom trio and Lu Yang nodded like bobbleheads. Yan Yan was too busy staring at A’Shou, his fox tail bristling like a frightened cat.

Jiao Jiao locked eyes with Fang Xiu. “Understood. You’re in charge.”

A’Shou nodded solemnly at the side.

Fang Xiu extended a bloody spatial pouch and smiled brighter than ever.

“Simple. All you need to do is…”

……

Ten minutes later.

Xiao Tian and Jiao Jiao, disguised by witchcraft, took on the appearance of the dead cultists and hurried toward the central garden. 

They wore the original bloodied clothing; Jiao Jiao even mimicked a leg injury and hobbled convincingly.

“I heard Cen Ling watches his teammates closely,” Xiao Tian whispered. “You sure they won’t notice?”

Earlier, Bai Shuangying had simply attached two red threads to them and said they were good to go. Xiao Tian had been too distracted by his face to ask how the spell worked.

“Probably fine.”

Jiao Jiao didn’t elaborate. The moment Fang Xiu paid her, the nature of this battle changed.

A professional never asks too many questions.

……

At the central courtyard, the Immortal E distribution was nearly complete.

Over a hundred people crowded the small garden. Everyone’s pouch was stuffed to bursting, and the air was thick with yin energy.

“What happened?” Seeing two people covered in blood, Cen Ling frowned, concern appearing on his face.

“Some of the sacrifices caused trouble… cough…” Jiao Jiao said. “Didn’t expect them to be so difficult.”

Cen Ling thought for a moment and pulled a stone pestle from his robe. “This Immortal E has healing properties. Take it. You’ll need it for treating the wounded after the E is resolved.”

“I’ve got extra elixirs too. Don’t be shy,” Uncle Hou called cheerfully nearby.

Xiao Tian and Jiao Jiao gritted their teeth and “tainted” their Immortal E’s. Since they arrived last, most of the Immortal E’s were already gone so it wasn’t enough to fill their spatial pouch.

And speaking of spatial pouch, theirs wasn’t as good as Fang Xiu’s. His had no weight at all. These ones were so heavy they’d pull your pants down, so everyone wore them on their chest like satchels.

Cen Ling looked around in satisfaction and walked to the center of the garden, seemingly planning to give a speech. All eyes turned to him.

Xiao Tian and Jiao Jiao exchanged a quick glance and nodded subtly.

Xiao Tian gripped her hairpin. Jiao Jiao held a potion bottle in each hand. Then she smashed the bottles together, releasing a thick cloud of smoke that instantly filled the area.

In the chaos, unsure if they were under attack or had triggered a taboo, people scattered. Then—

“No water? This’ll do!” A call with a thick accent sounded and Xiao Li’s boat flew out of the window and hovered on the surface of the smoke.

Inside, Xiao Li swung a sickle, bouncing off the deck like a cannonball. Even with the Immortal E’s, the cultists couldn’t react fast enough to his boosted strength. 

The spatial pouches were snatched en masse and tossed into the cabin.

Song Zheng stood beside the wooden monk. He pointed wherever there was killing intent, and the monk summoned defensive water screens. 

When magic came their way, Song Zheng would sneer and press on his arm. The bottom of the boat would float up into the air and rush away diagonally. It was clearly an anomaly given to him by the Underworld.

Compared to the Guishan Sect members crowded in the small garden, the tiny wooden boat was far more agile.

From a window, Bai Shuangying watched, amused. It looked like a fisherman casting his net.

But the fun didn’t last. Cen Ling quickly responded. He calmly touched a wall and golden characters flowed upward and merged into a glowing cage in the sky.

Another anomaly skill.

Wind whipped through the cage, dispersing Jiao Jiao’s smoke. All eyes locked onto the wooden boat.

“You’ve got guts, stealing from my family,” Cen Ling said coldly. “Kill them.”

……

Upstairs.

Yan Yan paced by the window, fox eyes fixed on Jiao Jiao below.

“Fang Xiu, what do we do?”

“Even if they grabbed most of the pouches, the cultists still have Immortal E’s on them! We can’t take them all in one go!”

“Let me help! They can’t hold out forever!”

Fang Xiu shook his head.

“Come. Watch the show. Count to ten. They’ll give us the Immortal E’s willingly.”

“I’m seriously counting. One, two…”

……

In the courtyard, all eyes were on the wooden boat.

Song Zheng’s Murder-Intent Seismoscope shrieked nonstop. He frantically used his anomaly to lift the boat higher.

The wooden monk and boatman worked together to erect a spherical water barrier.

“Three, four…”

The cultists started to rally. Under Cen Ling’s lead, spells and taboos targeted the boat.

In the shadows, Xiao Tian snuck behind Uncle Hou. Her hairpin slashed across his back, drawing blood.

Whether due to the chaos or Xiao Tian’s luck, Uncle Hou didn’t notice the shallow cut.

“Five, six…”

She flung the hairpin upward. Fang Xiu caught it cleanly, licked the blood from its tip, and pointed at Cen Ling.

“Seven, eight…”

“Second taboo: With the blood of an outsider, your ties to your kins are severed.”

Suddenly, all the cultists except Cen Ling froze. Their attacks stopped. They looked at each other in panic, clearly confused.

“Nine, ten…”

“Uncle Hou, can you hear me?” Fang Xiu opened the window and waved out. “How are you feeling?”

Then he pointed and flicked his finger downward.

Once again, blood sprayed. This time, only their legs were broken. The garden echoed with cries of pain.

Uncle Hou stood tall amidst the chaos, shaking his head wildly. He saw his own expression on every face. There seemed to be hundreds of twisted versions of himself. He was horrified that he didn’t dare to breathe.

“What did you do—!?”

Before Fang Xiu could answer, the furious Cen Ling charged toward the window surrounded by the brilliance of magic.

Unfortunately, as soon as he touched the window, he was knocked away by Bai Shuangying’s sleeve and fell back with his magic.

Simple. You triggered the taboo.

Not that I’m going to tell you.

Fang Xiu smiled. “You really did treat them like family.”

“I used Uncle Hou’s blood to overwrite their ‘identities’. Now they’re all ‘him’. A hundred versions of him, and none of them trust you.”

“Are you confused about the current situation? Is the pain from your leg distracting you?”

Fang Xiu called pass Cen Ling to the hundreds of people downstairs. “Hand over the Immortal E’s, or kill Cen Ling.”

“Do that, and I’ll spare your lives.”


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Help Ch167

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 167: The First Taboo

Not long ago, at the central hospital courtyard.

Uncle Hou finished his cigarette and methodically began distributing supplies. He didn’t hand out his most valuable stash right away, only providing reliable bulk goods.

Naturally, he wasn’t completely off guard either. One hand continued to fiddle with two odd red walnuts, which likely carried some sort of power.

Seeing this, Cen Ling didn’t get angry. If Uncle Hou had been careless enough to lower his defenses entirely, then Cen Ling would have questioned the man’s character.

“There’s just one thing I can’t figure out,” Uncle Hou asked kindly. “Since you all dare to go this far, you must have some assurance. What if the Underworld forcibly interrupts the ritual? What’s your plan then?”

Cen Ling smiled faintly. “They won’t notice.”

“Oh?”

“The Immortal E’s hidden inside the Disaster Relief Tower are sealed extremely tightly, with layers of protections.”

“The ritual site is linked by karmic cause to the Tower. Now that I’ve taken them out here during the ritual, it’s just a matter of ‘relocating’ them. They’re still functioning within the Tower’s system.”

Cen Ling conveniently left out how he had “borrowed” them but otherwise explained casually.

“It’s the same logic as surgery—when doctors temporarily move organs during an operation, they still keep working normally.”

This way, the Shrine of All E’s would show no anomalies, and the Underworld wouldn’t raise any alarms.

Besides, the “God of Calamity” himself had created cover via karmic pollution, which meant that even if an Immortal E got damaged or a seal was disturbed, the impact on the Underworld would be minimized.

As long as his people didn’t leave the ritual site and trigger spell failure, the Underworld would not react in time.

That said, there was no need for him to tell Uncle Hou all of this.

At present, Uncle Hou only thought they were trying to steal a few Immortal E to pull some tricks on the side, not realizing this was an all-out “rebellion”.

Cen Ling stepped back two paces and quickly tallied the Immortal E’s in his mind.

The most powerful relics needed to be bound to their first recipients. But there were over a million Immortal E’s in the Tower, and the Guishan Sect didn’t have nearly that many people.

Once the second wave arrived, the less critical relics could be packed in spatial pouches and smuggled out in batches—

The key to the whole plan was catching the underworld off guard and sweeping the Tower clean in one go. If even one person left early and alerted the Underworld, the whole thing would fall apart.

Cen Ling took a deep breath and softly chanted, “Return.”

…That was why he memorized the life histories of all the Guishan Sect believers and selected only the most devout and powerful.

His family would never betray the glory of their Divine Sect.

……

“We have to help them,” Fang Xiu said seriously, hands braced on the windowsill as he gazed down at the busy courtyard full of Guishan Sect followers.

“Help?” Bai Shuangying looked down at the cultists with disdain.

He had no affection left for humanity. If Fang Xiu hadn’t stopped him, he wouldn’t have minded squashing these mortals into meatballs and rolling them down the hallway for fun.

Besides, with the ritual site cut off from the Underworld, he didn’t understand why Fang Xiu hadn’t just let him start killing.

“Of course we’re going to help. It’s not every day someone pulls all the Immortal E’s out into the open.”

Fang Xiu kept staring down at them, smiling without warmth. “And you—don’t touch your seal just yet. In fact, you should amplify your karmic pollution.”

Looking at his expression, Bai Shuangying could tell his human was up to something again.

Bai Shuangying: “The Guishan Sect is still linked to the ‘God of Xushan’ by karmic pollution. If I amplify it, the Underworld will completely forget about me. That’s basically handing over my identity as the ‘God of Xushan’.”

“Relax. I have a plan,” Fang Xiu said confidently.

Bai Shuangying sighed. It looked like he wouldn’t get to feast on yin energy from the Tower again. Still, if Fang Xiu insisted…

He raised a hand. Pollution surged through the partially broken chains, dyeing the faint karmic threads pitch black.

The side effect hit immediately. The energy that had been steadily feeding into him stopped almost entirely. Hunger returned in full force, clawing through his body.

Bai Shuangying was just about to sigh again when Fang Xiu suddenly darted forward, practically diving into his arms.

“Hungry?” Fang Xiu grinned. “We’ve got work to do. You can’t fight on an empty stomach.”

With that, he wrapped his arms around Bai Shuangying’s waist and yanked him into the room. Fang Xiu kicked the door shut behind them.

Bai Shuangying was about to say something, but Fang Xiu kissed him instead.

His arms hugged Bai Shuangying tightly, fingers weaving into that cool, silky hair. Before Bai Shuangying could even ready his forked tongue, Fang Xiu’s slipped past his lips.

Bai Shuangying knew lovers often fed each other, but he had never been fed this fiercely before.

He placed a hand on Fang Xiu’s nape and deepened the kiss without hesitation. Fang Xiu’s essence tasted just as delicious as always; no surprise there. He was, after all, the “Fang Xiu E” in both body and soul, saturated in karmic weight.

In theory, the more aroused Fang Xiu became, the richer and sweeter the essence.

But this time, Bai Shuangying noticed a strange undertone beneath the sweetness.

Beneath the heat and affection was something faintly bitter. The taste had more depth, but it didn’t sit well with Bai Shuangying.

Because he realized Fang Xiu was trembling slightly. He still wore that calm, confident expression, but the way he clung to Bai Shuangying, the way his fingers trembled in his hair, told another story.

As if he feared Bai Shuangying would vanish.

Instinctively, Bai Shuangying softened the kiss. Ever since he began analyzing Fang Xiu’s every action, his thoughts had never stopped.

…What had Fang Xiu’s original plan been?

…If he’d never met Bai Shuangying, never encountered the Corner of Heaven’s Will—how would he have ended the eighth ritual?

…Even if he succeeded, even if he made his physical body into the strongest “E” ever created—what then? Would his soul be traded to the Underworld, trapped in the Shrine of All E’s forever?

If they had never met, and Fang Xiu had become part of the karmic chain, then his human would have been the one to bury him in the end.

They would have gone to ruin together.

Bai Shuangying suddenly broke the kiss, cupped Fang Xiu’s flushed face in both hands, and stared into his eyes.

“Don’t be afraid,” he said solemnly. “Every cause has its effect.”

“I won’t blame you for your original plan, and you don’t need to dwell on what didn’t happen. In the mortal world, only what comes to pass counts. That is the way of Heaven.”

Fang Xiu’s lips were swollen from the kiss.

He looked at the white eyes of his ghost and tried to smile habitually but failed.

“I’m just… a little nervous,” he admitted. “It only counts once the dust settles. And the dust hasn’t settled yet.”

No matter how many times he rehearsed the plan, execution always felt different.

Bai Shuangying’s brow twitched. He squeezed Fang Xiu’s cheeks gently. His human really was fascinating—so tough, yet so tender. There were so many layers to his flavor.

“Why?” Bai Shuangying asked, confused. “Aren’t I right here with you?”

“You just do your part. Even if the mortal world burns, I’ll help you slaughter the Guishan Sect. If the gods come after you, we’ll take them too. Unless…”

He faltered.

“…Unless you want to separate from me now. That I won’t allow.”

Fang Xiu stared at him in silence for a long time.

Then he let out a heavy sigh and buried his face into Bai Shuangying’s chest.

“Do you know something?” Fang Xiu mumbled. “I really like you. It’s kind of amazing. I didn’t know I could like anyone this much.”

“Mm.” Bai Shuangying found it perfectly reasonable.

“…” Fang Xiu’s face twitched, as if he was holding back a laugh, grumbled, “You’re supposed to say, ‘I like you too,’ at a time like this.”

Bai Shuangying was startled. “Of course I like you. Why else would I be here?”

“I liked that little porcelain idol for a whole century. With you, it’ll be at least a thousand years.”

Now Fang Xiu blushed slightly. “Just say ‘I like you too.’ That sounded a little intense.”

But he didn’t give Bai Shuangying another chance to speak. He raised his face and kissed him again, so fiercely and affectionately that the earlier bitterness was gone, replaced by sweetness thick as honey.

…….

“Song Ge! A monster! A crow’s carrying a red rat!”

“You’re the red rat.”

“Weren’t you two going to find a base—”

At the sound of the others arriving, Fang Xiu pulled away. He quickly tidied up his clothes and opened the door. “If they’d stayed a second longer, Cen Ling would’ve killed them.”

Bai Shuangying hadn’t eaten his fill, but he grudgingly followed. This was no time to indulge.

Outside stood six mortals, all familiar faces from earlier.

Song Zheng nodded politely. Xiao Li waved. Xiao Tian beamed. “I’m so glad to see you two again. This is exactly what I needed!”

Lu Yang nodded wildly beside her. Fang Xiu wasn’t sure they were excited for the same reason.

As expected, the non-cultists took it relatively calmly. The same couldn’t be said for the other two—

Before Jiao Jiao could speak, Yan Yan exploded.

“Dude, if you need help, we’re happy to lend a hand. A little danger for a friend, whatever.”

“But this—this is like repaying a peach with a nuclear warhead! Damn, there are Immortal E’s everywhere out there!”

His voice kept rising. He was practically squeaking in fox-voice already.

Fang Xiu didn’t reply right away. He looked at Bai Shuangying instead.

“Another group of mortals has entered,” Bai Shuangying said. “Over a hundred this time, just as you predicted. Probably here to carry the loot.”

“Any of them traveling in pairs? Draw them over. Quietly. Don’t alert the rest.”

Bai Shuangying brushed the karmic threads.

In less than five minutes, two cultists wandered toward them, appearing to have lost their way. Song Zheng’s Murder-Intent Seismoscope flared. Xiao Li leapt forward and broke their illusion spells in one swift move.

“Nice,” Song Zheng, not knowing the truth, praised Bai Shuangying.

Fang Xiu smiled at Yan Yan and approached the stunned cultists. They clutched their jade pendants, activating their defense charms.

“It’s no use. You have violated a taboo.”

Fang Xiu’s voice was calm and gentle, like a hospital nurse.

“The first taboo: I will repay all Guishan Sect followers in kind.”

He raised a finger and curled it downward.

In the next instant, blood bloomed.


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Help Ch166

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 166: Successful Rendezvous

Cen Ling made his way toward the hospital courtyard.

The central courtyard was a scenic rest area for patients and staff. It was beautifully maintained, but open on all sides, with no cover. Clearly it wasn’t ideal as a base of operations.

“This place is perfect,” Cen Ling said.

Yan Yan couldn’t help shooting him a look that screamed “are you nuts?”. Did he want to stand under a spotlight? Why pick the most conspicuous location possible?

Jiao Jiao quietly played with her tarot cards without saying a word.

Uncle Hou wasn’t in a rush either. With his hands behind his back, he asked, “So how are you planning to set up this base?”

“Truth be told, I’ve got a skill called ‘Beans into Soldiers’, It’s a special ability awarded by the Underworld, usable only once across all eight rituals,” Cen Ling explained patiently, as if it were totally normal. “Once I cast it, I’ll summon a decent fighting force. A place like this gives the best deployment range.”

Uncle Hou bit down on a cigarette and hummed meaningfully.

Yan Yan couldn’t make sense of it. If Cen Ling had a trump card like that, why wasn’t he using it to hunt down Fang Xiu? Or did the ability have a time limit? If so, placing a base in a wide-open and hard-to-defend spot was like cooking dumplings just for the dipping sauce.

He watched as Cen Ling pulled out a handful of jade beads and hurled them onto the ground.

As soon as they landed, a thick, greenish mist billowed up. It smelled both foul and strangely sweet, the color clinging to the eyes, blurring everything beyond half a meter.

Not good.

His beast instinct caused every hair on Yan Yan’s body to stand up.

The moment the smoke rose, his pupils contracted into slits, taking on a bestial shape. He grabbed Jiao Jiao by the arm and leapt toward a thicket, narrowly dodging a gleam of cold light.

This wretched smoke had blinded his sharp senses and dulled his movement. He couldn’t afford a drawn-out fight.

There was no time to question anything else. Still clutching Jiao Jiao, he raced toward where he remembered Uncle Hou had been. If anyone here knew how to stay alive, it was that walking arsenal.

Sure enough, as they reached him, Uncle Hou turned the jade bracelet hidden in his sleeve. A swirling jade ring expanded to cover all three of them and blocked a volley of needles from seemingly nowhere.

The needles clinked harmlessly to the ground, tips stained black-green with obvious poison.

“What the hell, Cen Ling?!” Yan Yan growled.

After being backstabbed by the Guishan Sect during a previous ritual, he’d already distrusted Cen Ling. Now he was downright furious.

“That brat chose this spot because the karma threads here are weak. It’s less likely to trigger taboos,” Uncle Hou said leisurely, blowing a smoke ring. “Funny thing, though—‘Beans into Soldiers’ doesn’t summon living people.”

He puffed again, then pulled an old-school pipe from his pocket and took a drag. Instantly, the thick green smoke was sucked into it like greasy vapor under an extractor hood.

As the smoke cleared, not only did the courtyard come into view, but more than twenty living, breathing people had silently appeared.

They looked between their twenties and forties, healthy and dressed in everyday clothes. If not for the identical expressions on their faces, it would’ve been hard to tell they were together.

Even a fool could see they were outnumbered. Yan Yan immediately shut up and edged back.

“Mr. Cen, the first group has arrived.” A middle-aged man stepped forward and bowed respectfully.

Cen Ling scanned the group with a warm smile that gave Yan Yan goosebumps.

Then he reached into his pocket and took out a rust-covered iron weight, handing it to the speaker. It gave off a wave of stinging yin energy. It was clearly an Immortal E.

The man thanked him profusely and cradled it in both hands like it was a second heart. Then he began to chant, pulled out a jade pendant from his neck, and smashed it against the weight. A faint wail rose as threads of soul energy wrapped around the object. He sliced his palm and anointed the weight with fresh blood, continuing his incantation.

Meanwhile, Cen Ling had moved on to the next person.

“Sister Li Shanghua, here’s a willow-wood comb. This taboo suits your temperament.”

“Brother Cheng Xin, this is a blood-stained seal stone. Matches your casting style best.”

“……”

In front of the three of them, he handed out the Immortal E’s one by one, by full name, matching items to people with pinpoint precision. Each recipient bowed in deep gratitude and immediately began casting their spell.

The three observers stood by. Uncle Hou remained within the jade ring, watching calmly. Jiao Jiao muttered while handling her tarot deck and herbal pouches. Yan Yan, meanwhile, was already sweating.

Though only half-fox by blood, he was a trueborn spirit. He knew what this meant.

All those pendants worn by the cultists contained living souls they had personally killed. Normally, such souls could be used in rituals or as substitutes for death. But their most important function was to store a “personal” karmic imprint built from killing.

These souls alone, with very little karma, weren’t enough to create an E, but using Immortal E’s to destroy them, and merging with the karmic imprint, gave the Immortal E a unique “signature”. With special techniques, even non-owners could use about eighty percent of an Immortal E’s power.

“That ritual… It’s not something you whip up overnight. It must’ve taken years just to create,” Yan Yan muttered, drenched in cold sweat. “Damn, the Guishan Sect planned this whole thing just to steal the Immortal E’s. They’re not even trying to hide it. We’re gonna get killed as witnesses!”

“Uncle Hou, got anything else? Let’s get out of here.” Yan Yan’s legs went numb. “Come on!”

Uncle Hou finished his cigarette, tossed the butt to the ground, and casually stepped it out. Then he snapped his fingers. The jade ring began to slow and eventually stopped.

Yan Yan waited for him to unleash a new gadget, only for a handful of coarse herbal powder to be slapped onto his face.

“Big sis—ack!”

Before he could turn around, his body rapidly shrank. He’d returned to his red-furred fox form, except he was now the size of a mouse.

It was Jiao Jiao’s magic.

Just as he was adjusting, something yanked at his scruff. A black crow grabbed him and soared toward an open window.

In mere seconds, the jade ring had vanished, the smoke had settled, and only a few feathers remained drifting on the wind—feathers with the same lacy edges as Jiao Jiao’s dress.

“Gotta admit, I can’t compete with the reflexes of the young,” Uncle Hou said with admiration.

He calmly shed his defenses and strolled up to Cen Ling.

“Let’s work together, Mr. Cen. Just having Immortal E’s isn’t enough. I have all kinds of magic weapons and spells. You want someone to muddy the waters or cover your tracks, I’m your man.”

Cen Ling paused mid-distribution. “You’re straightforward.”

“I’m a businessman. I know a golden opportunity when I see one. You laid your cards on the table. I’d be a fool not to act.”

He lit another cigarette.

“Relax. I won’t covet your Immortal E’s. This is a trade, pure and simple.”

Talking to someone smart was always refreshing. Cen Ling was pleased.

Uncle Hou was sharp, and he didn’t trouble himself with pesky things like morals. He’d made a name for himself loan-sharking before entering the Tower and would never pass up a profitable deal.

And the current setup was obvious: by siding with the Guishan Sect, he could ride this ritual to the end. Even if the Underworld later hunted the sect down, all he had to do was say he was forced into it by an Immortal E’s taboo. He’d still get the reward.

And all the Guishan Sect wanted was for this walking armory to not side with Fang Xiu. That alone was enough.

Pity that gothic girl reacted too fast. Otherwise, Uncle Hou wouldn’t have minded tossing two corpses their way.

“I really did mean it when I said this would be a good base,” Cen Ling smiled. “Lend me some scouting items and offensive talismans. Just stay here—my people will keep you safe.”

Uncle Hou blew a perfect smoke ring. “Much obliged.”

……

In the stairwell.

“Fuck! I’ll curse this guy’s ancestors into the next life!”

The miniature fox clutched in crow talons trembled, speaking in a tiny, buzzing voice.

“Is the Underworld full of useless idiots?! Things are falling apart, and they’re doing nothing?!”

“I’ve never seen that many Immortal E’s in one place. Eight hundred taboos all slapped on my face! This is more than the divine law! What the fuck!”

Jiao Jiao flapped her wings and wordlessly turned in mid-air.

“There’s something fishy going on in this ritual. Is the ritual guardian dead or what? Did someone reincarnate and forget to file the paperwork?”

Having nothing to do, the fox curled his tail and continued ranting. “Fang Xiu dragged me into this mess. We’re even now. Next time I see him, I swear I’ll—ow!”

Jiao Jiao made a sharp dive. Her claws yanked on the fox’s neck fluff, nearly yanking tears from his eyes.

They almost crashed into an open skull.

Wait—a literal skull, pried open.

Sniffing instinctively, Yan Yan caught a familiar scent. The group of four, led by Lu Yang, was marching his corpse army through the hall. Spooked by the crow, they turned and locked eyes with Jiao Jiao.

“Song Ge! A monster!” Lu Yang shouted. “A crow’s carrying a red rat!”

Before Song Zheng could react, Jiao Jiao elegantly landed. Her skirts flared, and her heels tapped the floor softly.

She gently blew on the fox and tossed him forward. Reverting to human form midair, Yan Yan nearly collided with Lu Yang.

“You’re the red rat,” he snapped, grabbing Lu Yang by the collar and dragging him back.

Song Zheng blinked. “Weren’t you two going to find a base—”

“If they stayed a minute longer, Cen Ling would’ve killed them.”

Creaaak.

A nearby door opened.

Fang Xiu stepped out with a smile, casually closing the door behind him. At his side stood Bai Shuangying with a frosty expression.


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Stray Ch285

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 285: A Report

Adrian was a little curious.

As a former Chief Justice, he rarely developed unnecessary curiosity, but when it came to Jesse Dylan, he couldn’t help but be curious.

Every summer, Jesse would choose a day to hibernate—literally. He would sleep soundly for a whole day and night, never waking up. The next day, he would be lively and energetic again, as if nothing had happened.

“Oh, it’s one of my species’ traits,” Jesse said with a smile. “Are you curious about it, Adri?”

“Yes.”

Jesse leaned closer happily. “It’s nothing actually. The successful people of the Planktonic Cocoon Clan—I mean, my clan—are used to sharing information regularly. It’s good for everyone.”

Adrian listened quietly.

“Don’t be fooled by Nemo’s peaceful appearance. His territory is incredibly large. A small galaxy can only accommodate one Pillar of the World at most. They will avoid each other.”

“Nemo has accepted me. It would be a waste of effort for other Floating Cocoons to explore this way. It would be better to tell them directly that this road is blocked.”

Jesse explained without reservation.

“We’ll mark the high-risk star regions we pass through and share tips on how to use our powers or knowledge about dangerous species. We don’t have the terrifying amount of intelligence a Pillar of the World possesses, but the power of clusters shouldn’t be underestimated.”

For some reason, Adrian thought of the mothers at the Laddism gatherings.

They always had the most secret gossip information and would exchange their favorite recipes and crochet skills with each other. Of course, he didn’t say this thought out loud, because he guessed Lord Zenni wouldn’t take kindly to it.

Now that the question was solved, not only did Adrian’s curiosity not dissipate, but it also increased.

What were Jesse’s kindred like? What was communication like among the Floating Cocoons? He stared at Jesse, imagining the whispers among the stars.

Jesse noticed his confusion and looked even happier.

“Oh, Darling Adri, you really care about me,” he murmured contentedly. “Would you like to come with me? You are my other half, my only love.”

Adrian nodded.

The next day, Jesse locked the door and added layer upon layer of protection around the house.

Then he changed the sheets, put on the softest pillows and burned some light and pleasant incense beside the bed. After doing all this, Jesse lay down on the bed solemnly and patted the empty space beside him.

Adrian: “…………”

In the past, Jesse’s preparation was only limited to protection spells, without the following steps.

Although somewhat speechless, Adrian still cooperated and lay down on the bed. In an instant, he found himself being entangled by countless tentacles and his eyes were tightly covered.

“Relax,” Jesse said in his ears, interlocking his fingers tightly. “Don’t worry, I’m always with you.”

The next moment, he seemed to be sucked into a huge whirlpool. When he came back to his senses, Adrian saw the stars.

He couldn’t find his body, only his spirit floating in the boundless darkness. All around him were countless stars that didn’t flicker, and… countless golden balls of light.

The golden ball of light was entangled with countless strange characters, which flashed rapidly and were extremely conspicuous, like a miniature starry sky—a sparse, simpler, but more present small starry sky.

“The larger the light cluster, the more valuable the information.”

Jesse’s voice rang out beside him. “As my follower, you can touch them with your mind and read their contents freely.”

“By the way, I contributed those.” A force turned Adrian’s vision, indicating that he should look at some of the light balls.

Adrian touched the largest one, and the mysterious characters instantly turned into words and rushed into his brain.

[The Pillar of the World Information]

[Contributor: Shining Morning Star]

[Coordinates XM-001.18.33119.353.6758/has been signed]

[First, let me conclude, the Pillar of the World isn’t just a rational, flesh-and-blood machine.  Under certain conditions, it can develop highly advanced emotions, even falling in love with certain beings.

I witnessed such a love story before my own eyes.

I had previously worked with another Pillar of the World. It was young, powerful, enthusiastic. I communicated with it so well that I almost believed it had emotions.

But that’s all an illusion.

I watched It destroy the entire surface of the world simply because It created a civilization similar to the last one.

I watched as the world collapsed, the seas flooded back, and natural disasters cycled day and night. The world gradually collapsed, and countless civilizations desperately tried to save themselves, praying to survive another year, another decade, another century.

From beginning to end, It just slightly moved Its body.

I have lost a lot of my power source, which is different from what we agreed to. I went to ask It, and It told me to wait—wait until this civilization is completely destroyed and a new one will emerge. It always does.

This is necessary research, It said. You are part of the research.

Yes, a part of the research, like a gentle breeze or the rain. It doesn’t care whether I die of hunger or old age. In fact, I know our cooperation was unequal from the beginning. Its indifference and generosity are almost equal.

Then It fell into a deep slumber and missed the birthplace of a new god who killed it with a controllable disease.

And so, after nearly a thousand years of wandering, I found a second Pillar of the World. It was older, more silent, and I suspected it would be even more ruthless.

At least It was experienced enough not to be killed by the local god. And I would be more careful not to harbor ridiculous illusions.

We lived in peace for a long time.

Ironically, It was much more cautious than the previous Pillar of the World. It discovered that the local civilization was conducting dangerous experiments in creating gods and decided to take preventative measures—It sent its incarnation to the surface to conduct a final observation before ultimately destroying the surface.

Then It fell in love with a human.

That human didn’t have a stunning appearance or incredible powers; he was just ordinary. I thought It was imitating humans, or perhaps subconsciously treating this as part of Its’ “observation”.

At that time, I thought, how could It possibly fall in love with this guy—compared to me, I’m no different than an ant in the eyes of the Pillar of the World. I’m just a speck of dust. The difference is so huge, so tantamount, it was quite absurd.

This childish, ridiculous romance would eventually end. When the incarnation of the Pillar of the World returns to its true body, that little bit of emotion will vanish, like dew. That human will also have to make a choice, shouldering the responsibility of his civilization’s survival.

Indeed, they soon separated, in an almost desperate manner.

I seemed to be seeing the end of a world again, seeing the shattered earth and the burning ocean. I no longer wanted to stay out of it. For some selfish reason, I hoped that this civilization could survive, at least continue to be stable for centuries.

But things didn’t turn out the way I thought. You know, our kind rarely make mistakes in our predictions.

The human had an almost terrifying persistence. He firmly believed that his lover wouldn’t disappear, and he chased the unintentional glance of an almighty god. They didn’t spend much time together, and they didn’t experience many ups and downs. I didn’t understand what he was obsessed with, nor do I understand where that pathetic love and trust come from.

But he undoubtedly loved It, and I could see that his love wasn’t false.

I must have gone crazy. I promised to help him build a magic circuit so that he could quickly become a local god and qualify to meet the Pillar of the World.

This approach was extremely risky, and the Pillar of the World would regard it as hostility. If he fails, I probably would be eliminated by the Pillar of the World as a “harmful factor”. But I can’t bear to see this story end, just like I can’t bear to leave.

I’ve always thought poetry was just silly romance. The possibility that a tiny being could produce such poetic prose astounds me and fascinates me with this almost absurd conjecture… Anyway, I helped that human and he succeeded.

Until that moment, I still had no hope for the ending of the story. Human love has always been as arrogant as fantasy, but I understand the Pillar of the World. They are unmoved by anything. They are constants in the vast universe, slowly evolving over time, never even glancing at the annihilation of stars.

It turns out that the Pillar of the World was just as crazy as I am.

I stayed here because of my curiosity about that ridiculous emotion, heading toward death. But It saw that ridiculous emotion as evolution and preserved it completely.

It—He actually loves him, and he actually loves Him too.

It was just a fleeting moment, a raindrop about to disappear into a lake. It silently touched Him, shook Him… A light kiss caused the stars to deviate from their orbits.

I couldn’t understand it at all, and I was terrified as much as I was shocked.

Love is always worth watching more than destruction. Perhaps the universe is just as absurd like this. My madness has been rewarded and so has He—He embraced His lover seemingly incredibly content. He was happier than any Pillar of the World I’ve ever read, heard, or seen.

To this day, I’m still analyzing their love. I still don’t understand how it works; I just know that it still exists and continues to grow stronger.

Now I have become good friends with that Pillar of the World… We are probably friends; at least we’re equals. I can clearly feel this.

So I will record until the end, about their love, about everything on this wonderful planet.

Including myself, and what I am fascinated by &*¥ #……]

Perhaps someone had done something wrong, but Adrian suddenly couldn’t read the rest of the article. He could, however, understand the following messages—

[I’m Not Full: Is this some kind of fantasy you had before starving to death?]

[The Pillar of the World Doesn’t Exist At All: What is connection? What are the chances of encountering two Pillars of the World?]

[Starting From Scratch: The part about the flesh he shared earlier was very useful, so it must be real. Besides, if this is all delusions, he would have imagined that the Pillar of the World would be infatuated with him, but he said It loves someone else.]

[Wherever You Drift To Is Fine: Is anyone bored enough to go to that coordinate?]

[Save Me: Whoever wants to go can go. I’m avoiding that place… I rather believe.]

[Starting From Scratch: I believe in him. I have encountered even more outrageous things myself. See -> “Basic Characteristics and Countermeasure Against Star Stealer Sol”]

[Destiny Cannot Be Defied: Hey, above, don’t make up such bullshit. No one has ever heard of such things.]

[How to Deal With Grumpy Neighbors: When will I encounter a Pillar of the World? Even the most ordinary one will do. Maintaining an ownerless civilization is really troublesome…]

……

Adrian: “……”

There’s no end to the comments; just reading the text was so noisy, it was overwhelming. Compared to this group of chattering Floating Cocoons, Jesse Dylan had an even more divine aura.

“What do you think?” Jesse’s voice sounded again. He actually sounded a little nervous.

“Very…” Adrian thought for a moment and chose a positive word. “Lively.”

“But does Mr. Light know that you are writing this?”

“He knows, and he said it’s okay as long as the privacy isn’t exposed. By the way, Mr. Ramon also knows.” Jesse hummed. “Especially, Mr. Ramon. He wishes I could really become a bard and sing their sweet love story to the universe.”

“Alright,” Adrian said. “It seems there’s a second half of this article…”

“I haven’t finished it yet!” Jesse’s tone suddenly tightened.

“Wait until I finish writing it. I mean, it still needs revisions and adjustments…”

“Okay.” Adrian paused. “Do you understand now?”

“What?”

“Regarding the part about ‘he actually loves Him’,” Adrian said calmly. “You seem to have understood that he loves Him.”

Jesse was silent for a long time, and when he spoke again, his tone was unusual.

“If you mean the Pillar of the World, I still don’t understand. But if you mean me—”

He didn’t continue.

Adrian felt his lips become warm. No doubt it was a kiss. The next moment, the “stars” before him vanished.

He fell towards their home again.


The author has something to say:

Qixi bonus extra! An Ollie x Nemo love story from Jesse’s perspective—yes, he even wrote it down ♥

Mainly I wanted to write something about the Cocoon Forum (???


Kinky Thoughts:

This is only the abridged version. For the full version, read Stray (which you already have if you’re reading this).

Pretty sure I know who “Starting From Scratch” is…


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Help Ch165

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 165: Phase One

The yin energy rippled gently; the spirit-screening formation trembled slightly.

Someone had broken in!

A’Shou noticed the disturbance immediately and checked the formation’s status. The massive array had been tampered with—an additional one-way barrier had been added. In short, cultivators from the outside could still enter, but nothing from within could get out.

The site of the eighth taboo had become a completely sealed room.

This shield had appeared silently, without any signs. It was clearly part of a taboo. Coincidentally, when reviewing past files, A’Shou had just read about this one. She distinctly remembered this “one-way” taboo belonged to an old key-type Immortal E, not the will of the “Fang Xiu E”.

Which meant there was only one suspect—

Cen Ling was currently wandering through the lower levels of the hospital with three others. Hands in his pockets, he wore a casual smile while his fingers moved subtly beneath thick fabric, as if operating something.

In the face of this completely chaotic scene, A’Shou should have panicked. But the thought of Fang Xiu and Bai Shuangying wandering around trapped in a “sealed room” made her feel strangely reassured. Keeping those two locked up wasn’t a bad thing. It brought a comforting sense of safety.

To be fair, if the ritual had been managed by some indecisive senior Underworld officer, Cen Ling’s move would’ve been devastating. With abnormal conditions, a communication cut-off, and unknown Immortal E’s involved, any officer would crack.

But she was one of the most powerful ghost immortals in the Underworld.

A’Shou thought for a moment, tore off a piece of paper, picked up a pen, and scribbled a line of text. With a snap of her fingers, the paper turned into a white moth and flew toward Fang Xiu’s hospital room.

If they were going to collaborate, it had to be real collaboration.

At the same time

“They said something about a ‘master’ or a ‘god’. Don’t tell me they meant Fang Xiu?” Lu Yang was briskly leading a procession of corpses toward the basement exit.

“He is good-looking,” Xiao Tian said, “but he still seems like a mortal. He doesn’t have that… you know, divine vibe?”

“Think hard. Do you know any mysterious big bosses?”

Lu Yang was almost in tears. “I don’t have any other friends.”

Thanks to his ability, which became stronger the more corpses there are, plus his lone-wolf nature, most teams had suspected he’d stab them in the back. His survival so far had been thanks to his harmless college-kid vibe and the desperate survival tips Fang Xiu had given him.

Xiao Li: “But it doesn’t make sense for the Underworld to throw a god into a ritual. That’s way too unfair.”

He made an effort to walk ahead of Lu Yang to avoid walking shoulder to shoulder with the zombie army.

“No point overthinking this,” Song Zheng cut in. “Those spirits clearly aren’t hostile. That’s good enough. First priority is finding Fang Xiu. Xiao Tian, can you manage?”

Xiao Tian nodded solemnly.

At the basement entrance, she veered into a duty room and rummaged around until she pulled out a clean glass food container and a pair of sharp metal scissors.

She filled the container with clear water, opened the scissors so one blade pointed toward the hospital entrance, then bit her finger and scrawled a big, wild character for “Fortune” on the table in blood, circling it.

She placed the bowl and scissors in the middle of the blood array, then sucked on her finger. “It’s done.”

Lu Yang: “…”

That looked awfully familiar. His ex used the same method to find her lost cat. Was this really legit?

But Xiao Li and Song Zheng looked completely unfazed, so he swallowed his doubts and watched quietly.

Xiao Tian clearly called Fang Xiu’s name three times toward the scissors. A second later, the scissors slowly lifted, one blade balancing on the water, the other tilting toward a direction.

A few seconds later, it dropped like a dead chicken, going limp.

“Looks like he’s upstairs somewhere. Just a general direction,” Xiao Tian said, wiping away the blood on the table. She put the scissors and bowl back in place.

“Let’s go find Fang Xiu,” Song Zheng declared.

……

“Song Zheng and the others will come looking for me.”

Fang Xiu didn’t leave the hospital room right away. Instead, he picked up a watering can and tended to the green pothos plant by the window.

“They’re a larger group and have a high favorability toward me. They’ll definitely act. Lu Yang knows I’m here, so he’ll be the first to look for me… Odds are the four of them will team up.”

Water moistened the leaves, making the plant look vibrant and lush.

“Jiao Jiao and Yan Yan aren’t particularly strong in combat. Jiao Jiao will be curious about my goals and will proceed cautiously, most likely teaming up with the other two to find a base.”

“As for that base…” Fang Xiu chuckled. “I wonder how A’Shou is feeling right now.”

All the vengeful spirits in the room stayed silent, their eyes following Fang Xiu wherever he moved. The little black dog sniffed around the small hospital room. Cheng Songyun and Guan He were silently inspecting everything, especially the person on the bed.

Seeing a lively, powerful person now so weak and pale was jarring. Looking at the unconscious Fang Xiu, skin waxy and barely breathing, made it hard to focus on anything else.

Bai Shuangying, on the other hand, was quite entertained. He didn’t understand mortals, but he liked watching Fang Xiu manipulate them.

As for the physical body—well, the Underworld’s craftsmanship wasn’t bad. If need be, he could always grab a dozen new ones for Fang Xiu.

“What does finding a base have to do with that ghost immortal?” Bai Shuangying asked curiously.

Fang Xiu smiled at his ghost. “You’ll see soon.”

Barely thirty seconds later, a folded paper moth tapped against the window. Fang Xiu cracked the window open, and it fluttered inside.

He quickly read the message. “See? She noticed.”

Bai Shuangying stroked his chin and closed his eyes to sense the intruders. In almost no time, he detected the cultivators sneaking into the ritual space—a group of mortals slipping right through the formation. The Underworld’s reputation was in shambles.

Wait a second. Cen Ling could steal Immortal E’s from the Shrine of All E’s. Maybe this intrusion was the work of one too.

Immortal E’s…

A spark of clarity hit Bai Shuangying.

“Once this ritual ends, Cen Ling will leave the Tower. He won’t get another chance to smuggle out Immortal E’s like this.”

He tried to keep pace with Fang Xiu’s thinking. “So he’s using this moment to get his people in and smuggle them out.”

“Once they each get one, they’re basically holding divine weapons. That’s quite dangerous.”

Fang Xiu crumpled the note and tossed it in the trash. “Exactly. Once he distributes the goods, Cen Ling can safely finish the ritual. By the time the Underworld catches on, they’ll already be long gone.”

“And with the Shrine of All E’s suddenly emptied, the ritual Tower’s sealing power plummets. The enraged Corner of Heaven’s Will will descend, and the Underworld will be too busy cleaning up the mess to care about the stolen Immortal E’s.”

Bai Shuangying, who wasn’t particularly enraged: “…Hmm.”

If he just refused to finish the sealing and stayed here enjoying the show, wouldn’t Cen Ling be in trouble?

Wait. There’s a catch.

Cen Ling wouldn’t let his allies escape before the sealing was done. If they fled with the powerful relics and he died mid-ritual, that’d be a hilarious ending.

…And the one relic they had to seal together was called “Fang Xiu”.

At this moment, the final safeguard to the Guishan Sect’s victory, the core figure of the ritual, was leaning against the window, smiling ever wider.

“Isn’t this perfect?” Fang Xiu rested his face on his palm, gazing out at the white mist. “Everyone sent to claim an Immortal E must be a key figure from the sect.”

“I can’t wait.”

As he spoke, he pulled out Mei Lan’s silk scarf and tied it around his wrist.

Bai Shuangying keenly noticed that when Fang Xiu moved, a corner of a familiar book peeked out of his pocket—for some reason, he had brought the Immortal Encounter E with him.

……

Song Zheng’s group returned to the first floor. As soon as they set foot on solid ground, the Murder-Intent Seismoscope in his hand erupted with static. Strangely, the killing intent was coming from all directions.

“Enemy ambush!” Song Zheng called out.

Lu Yang jolted to attention. A dozen corpses quickly spread out, forming a protective ring around them. They opened their mouths and sprayed foul, yellow corpse mist in all directions.

“Huh?” Lu Yang frowned. “I’m sensing suitable material.”

Seeing his teammates’ confused expressions, he quickly rephrased. “I mean, I smell living humans. If they touch the corpse mist, I can track them.”

Song Zheng asked gravely, “How many?”

“Five or six just now. All ran off. But wait, there shouldn’t be this many people here… and they’re hiding.”

Lu Yang shivered.

How could there be so many people? Extra living people were scarier than ghosts in a place like this.

“Killing intent from living people?” Song Zheng clicked his tongue and grabbed Lu Yang’s robe. “No more sightseeing. We’re finding Fang Xiu. Something’s off.”

“Shouldn’t we warn the others?” Lu Yang nearly tripped from the tug.

“They’re Disaster Resolvers, not daycare kids waiting for their parents to pick them up.”

Xiao Li ran up the stairs with Song Zheng. “Let’s find Fang Xiu. This whole thing’s his setup. He knows what’s going on.”

The corpses split into two groups. The swift ones cleared the path, while the slower ones brought up the rear. Xiao Tian sprinted ahead, out of breath, trusting her instincts at every fork in the corridor.

Behind them, a few muffled coughs echoed through the corpse mist.

“Don’t chase them? That team’s trouble.”

“No need. Ignore the irrelevant ones. Find Mr. Cen first. The leader ordered us to help him complete the ritual before sunset.”

“Once we get the Immortal E’s, the rest of them are just ants.”

“And if there are others near Cen Ling?”

“Kill them all.”

Swish.

In a shadowy corner of the first floor, Jiao Jiao quietly drew a tarot card.

“Hmm~”

She toyed with the upright Death card and clicked her tongue.

“…The fun’s about to begin.”


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Of course Xiao Tian’s cat-finding method works for finding two cats (?


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