Help Ch144

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 144: Two Sides of the Story

What followed felt all too familiar.

The mountain was angry.

Once again, the villagers at the foot of the mountain were slaughtered. Mortal karma, which should have withered like autumn leaves, was violently severed yet again.

But this time, the victims weren’t “contaminated” into trees. Instead, a vast forest rose from beneath the mud. The dead became withered trunks. The soldiers didn’t manage to retreat in time and were swept up in the same “harvest” as before, their corpses swaying from the branches.

Rumbling echoed from the mountains near the village, and countless boulders tumbled down. Shadows moved across the slopes. Fang Xiu stared intently. In the end, all was revealed—

The phantom pouring from the mountain was very familiar. It looked identical to Bai Shuangying’s true form.

But larger. More terrifying. It glided effortlessly between rock and tree, sometimes vanishing underground. At a glance, it resembled a dragon, though its forms constantly shifted. Even a brief look made the brain buzz and ring.

Yet Fang Xiu only found it beautiful.

His ghost was never some “divine emissary” or “detached witness”. Bai Shuangying truly was the “Great God of Calamity” spoken of in whispers.

But what kind of “Great God of Calamity” was this?

Bai Shuangying was still the same gullible Bai Shuangying. There had never been a grand conspiracy. The “Spirit of the Mountains” simply possessed the most unfiltered disposition—descending to the mortal world for trivial matters, shutting himself away over trivial matters, getting angry over trivial matters.

Then letting time smooth everything out.

But people don’t like intentions that simple. So long as suffering and human hearts exist, everything can be packaged into tales of justice and evil.

…Even he hadn’t realized this at first.

It was just as people say: man proposes, Heaven disposes*.

*(人算不如天算) It’s a saying meaning that sometimes, despite your best efforts, things will not go as plan and it’s out of your control (AKA let nature run its course).

Fang Xiu moved the hand on his chest to his lips, pressing a kiss that sealed off the flesh and blood. Every cell in his body tingled and melted, his limbs so numb he could barely stand.

“So it was you all along.”

He murmured, “After walking so far, it turns out you’re my destination.”

“That’s wonderful.”

…His destination?

A’Shou looked at Fang Xiu in confusion. She didn’t understand what he meant. But judging by the red flush on his cheeks and ears, maybe there was still hope.

To be honest, A’Shou’s ghost body nearly cracked in two—no matter how you looked at it, the Spirit of the Mountains was exactly like the out-of-control Bai Shuangying!

A’Shou couldn’t remember “who” was sealed under the Disaster Relief Tower, but she certainly understood the weight of something tied to “a corner of Heaven’s Will”.

She also understood how deeply Fang Xiu favored his seductive ghost—no, favored this corner of Heaven’s Will. There was once a story of an emperor lighting war beacons to amuse a beauty*. With how absurd Fang Xiu was, she fully believed he’d mess with the Underworld just for Bai Shuangying.

*Clarity: She’s referring to King You of Zhou.

It was unbelievable. In all her years of being dead, A’Shou had never seen anything so absurd. Yet, as a general who once galloped through battlefields, she forced herself to remain calm.

From the look of things, the seal on the Disaster Relief Tower loosening had to be connected to the increased activities of the Guishan Sect.

That was a separate matter. For now, she had to see it through to the end.

Not far away, Zhuang Feng was still smiling.

He gazed affectionately toward the mountains beneath the night sky. A breeze lifted the edge of his robes, revealing countless talismans hidden underneath.

Zhuang Feng relied on those to barely stave off the corruption, but even so, his legs wouldn’t stop walking toward the forest. He raised a hand and released a signal flare.

The cultivators and soldiers at the foot of the mountain surged forward again, swallowed up like heads bobbing in a flood.

There was only one difference from the previous story: this time, they didn’t even pretend to rescue the disaster victims. They simply shouted “Return” charging headlong into death without looking back.

As hundreds of cultivators attacked, the mountain finally caught fire. The blaze spread through the cursed trees made from the villagers, then into the dry grass covering the mountainside.

The “Spirit of the Mountains” was momentarily distracted. The corruption weakened slightly. With waves of cannon fodder ahead, Zhuang Feng was able to move upstream with dignity.

At the edge of the darkness, he turned and looked deeply at the raging mountains behind him.

The land was once again scorched to ash, with nothing left but death and wildfire.

Only a ruined shrine still stood, fused with the remains of the village.

“I’m going to report that bastard!”

Beside Fang Xiu, the black Taoist was furious. “I already know exactly what he’s going to say once he gets back. That bastard Zhuang Guiqu has always—”

“He’ll say Zhuang Guiqu personally led the rescue; that the fire was lit at the victims’ request, to punish the God of Calamity,” Fang Xiu said softly. “Then the God of Calamity grew enraged and attacked the innocent. Zhuang Guiqu cast spells to suppress it, and Zhuang Feng led the people in fierce resistance. Cultivators and soldiers fought valiantly. Countless elite forces gathered to help, all just to stop an enraged god.”

“In the end, the mortals prevailed. The God of Calamity didn’t rampage across the world. But thousands of brave souls died, leaving only the Guishan Sect behind…”

“…This could be regarded as a tragic victory. The Sect suppressed the God of Calamity.”

Just like the first “script” they experienced.

The objective result existed. The flaws in the process were glaring, but few would dig into the details.

Fang Xiu extended a hand, feeling the damp air.

Black characters swirled in the wind. Strange scraping sounds followed. He was beginning to form a guess about the nature of the Immortal Encounter E.

The black Taoist hugged the surviving child, still angry. “And to think I believed all that nonsense about slaying demons across the land. Not one of those bastards saved a single soul!”

“Who knows what they’re really planning, seeking a corner of Heaven’s Will…”

“I have to go,” Fang Xiu interrupted.

The Taoist looked at him in confusion.

“I must reach the final story,” Fang Xiu said solemnly. “He showed me his truth. Of course I must give him a proper answer.”

He took out two pastries and handed them to the bewildered Taoist.

The Taoist took them automatically, biting one out of habit. His eyes flew open, the confusion in them only deepening. He stuffed the other into the terrified child’s hands, then looked back at Fang Xiu. “Master…”

Fang Xiu met his gaze and wavered for a moment. He saw the Taoist lying at the bottom of a muddy pit, straining to hold the crying child above the sludge before being buried.

If he hadn’t intervened, that probably would’ve been the “real” version of the story.

Some people distort stories for selfish gain. Others rewrite them to avoid regret. But in the end, a story is still just a story.

He was simply saying goodbye to someone’s regret.

“I met your father. He was eating pastries while telling us your story. He was…”

[He was waiting in the forbidden place, ready to avenge you…]

Fang Xiu opened his mouth, spitting out strings of black characters. He caught them as they fell, rough scraping sounds following each word.

…It was like flipping pages in a book.

The world lit up in an instant.

The Taoist holding the pastries transformed into an old man with a beard. He stood in the Guishan Sect’s camp, one hand holding sweet soup, the other clutching pastries, his voice full of righteous anger.

“…Ever since that disaster, I haven’t seen my son again! It’s thanks to Master Zhuang who brought back word, or I’d still be in the dark!”

His cloudy eyes fixed on Fang Xiu, as if Fang Xiu had never left.

After ranting, the old man paused. “Hey, where’s that pretty boy in white?”

“That’s the ghost I raised. I absorbed him into my body,” Fang Xiu said with a perfect smile.

“Not bad,” the old man chuckled, mollified by the pastry. “Well, it’s getting late. Let’s head back and rest up. Tomorrow we’re sealing that damn God of Calamity!”

Fang Xiu patted Bai Shuangying, curled up in his belly, and hummed softly.

……

This can’t go on.

I can’t just follow this story. I need to take control again.

“Bai Shuangying” should be the same as me. So why does he reject me?

I simply sensed my own aura, tried to reclaim my scattered power. Why was I trapped?

I am the Great God of Calamity. Everyone calls me the Great God of Calamity.

That power is clearly mine. Everyone says it is.

I don’t understand. Why? Why?

…This doesn’t match the records.

Bai Shuangying, curled up in Fang Xiu’s flesh, watched the thrashing thoughts with cold detachment.

This entity affected him most, so he decided to seal it within himself in exchange. At least for now, it couldn’t lash out at Fang Xiu freely.

He was now certain this thing was a product of the Immortal Encounter E—it was good at sensing others’ desires, but it wasn’t very smart. Like the “programs” Fang Xiu once described.

Faced with it, Bai Shuangying couldn’t help but feel intellectually superior.

And it turned out that even under limited options, his choice had been right.

Fang Xiu wasn’t afraid. His body burned hotter, heart thudding louder, rapid breaths compressing Bai Shuangying’s form.

Fang Xiu reacted just like when they kissed; Bai Shuangying could feel his excitement and joy from within.

Trusting Fang Xiu felt even better than feeding on kisses. How strange.

He had given his truth to Fang Xiu. What surprise would Fang Xiu give in return?

…Bai Shuangying stroked the warm, smooth organs around him, quietly listening to the sounds outside.

He heard the old man’s voice. Fang Xiu had returned to the forbidden place. He heard the rustling of tent fabric. Fang Xiu and A’Shou had gone back to rest.

Then he heard A’Shou’s raspy voice. “Do you know what a corner of Heaven’s Will represents?”

“No idea. Sounds impressive,” Fang Xiu replied, his voice rumbling through flowing blood.

“Every time I tried to look into what the Disaster Relief Tower was suppressing, every time I read the old records, I couldn’t focus. A thousand years later, I thought maybe I was just getting old.”

A’Shou laughed bitterly. “If it’s the pollution from a corner of Heaven’s Will, I guess that makes sense… To be honest, even now, I still can’t recall the God of Calamity’s true name.”

Fang Xiu didn’t answer. He instinctively rubbed his stomach. Bai Shuangying felt the vibration and leaned in through the flesh.

His human’s movements were soft and comforting. That tender caress cleared his mind, while the frustrated thoughts of the “Immortal Encounter E” grew ever weaker.

A’Shou pressed on persistently. “Do you understand the nature of Heaven’s Will?”


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Help Ch143

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 143: A Corner of Heaven’s Will

They seemed to have returned to the previous story the mudslide was still a mudslide, Zhuang Feng was still Zhuang Feng, and the elites were still the same elites.

Only this time, there was no tent belonging to Zhuang Guiqu, and no so-called “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art”.

The villagers were still fumbling about in the aftermath of the disaster, trying to save themselves. No one even considered blaming the “Great God of Calamity” for what had happened.

Makes sense, Fang Xiu thought to himself.

This village had experienced floods over the past century. The consequences of a few foolish wishes here and there were well-known to the locals. Would they really buy into the idea that this disaster was caused by the “Great God of Calamity”?

…Looking deeper, could just a few hundred cultivators cursing and setting fires really be enough to summon the “Great God of Calamity”?

…Could the “Great God of Calamity”, simply throwing a tantrum in one corner of Xushan, really have forced the immortals to hand over the “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art” to Zhuang Guiqu?

…With the borders in turmoil, would the imperial court really station troops near this desolate mountain village, ready to assist at a moment’s notice?

Something was off. Thinking it through in reverse, there were countless details in that “script” that didn’t add up.

Fang Xiu appeared without hesitation and strode up to the black Taoist. “What are you doing?”

With a flick of his sleeve, a crimson robe blocked between them.

The sudden appearance of a stranger dressed in red with heterochromatic eyes caused the soldier tugging at the Taoist to instinctively take a half-step back.

The Taoist reacted quickly, darting behind Fang Xiu without hesitation.

“Master, save me! Please!”

“What’s going on?” Fang Xiu asked bluntly, standing between them.

Clutching the still-wailing child, the Taoist immediately launched into his accusation.

“They all say this place was destroyed by the Great God of Calamity. I’ve been running around for years. Don’t I know better than anyone? This was a natural disaster! But that bastard surnamed Zhuang tricked us into coming here!”

“I just dug out this child’s parents. Surname Zhuang’s lackeys said it was a hassle and killed them on the spot! They even sealed off the road down the mountain during the night. They’re clearly up to no good!”

He cursed loudly, spittle flying onto Fang Xiu’s neck.

Fang Xiu turned to look at the soldier—or rather, one of Zhuang Feng’s “personal guards”. The man remained expressionless, but seeing Fang Xiu quietly listening to the Taoist’s complaint, his eyes took on a mocking gleam.

“Just some useless scum, now suddenly bold. The God of Calamity should be purged. To die here is to return one’s soul to the mountains and earn merit for eternity.”

He widened his eyes and bared his teeth in a grin. “I carry a talisman personally bestowed by Master Zhuang. Your pathetic magic— Ow!”

Fang Xiu, still dressed as a proper “cultivator” in red robes and with heterochromatic eyes, calmly pulled out a can of Wangzai and hurled it at the soldier’s nose.

The whole action was incredibly plain, with no magic involved at all. There was only just a crisp crack.

The Taoist: “…”

It was clear he had to regulate his breathing to keep from laughing aloud.

Before the soldier could react, Fang Xiu grabbed the Taoist’s robes again and dragged him toward the shadows. A’Shou moved to cover them. Using the concealment ring Bai Shuangying had gifted him, the group quickly escaped the scene.

Just like last time, they hid beside the shrine.

The shrine had been destroyed by the mudslide. The white porcelain statue was exposed, splashed with mud. A boulder had cracked its head, leaving a large, visible fissure.

But unlike the last time, when fervor filled the air, this time no one paid the statue any mind.

Fang Xiu glanced over the broken idol and suddenly felt a deep unease. If Zhuang Feng and his soldiers hadn’t come, the villagers probably wouldn’t have rebuilt this “ominous” shrine after the mudslide.

After the floods a century ago, people should have parted ways peacefully.

This mudslide was meant to be a natural farewell.

However…

The Taoist carefully covered the child’s mouth to keep him quiet. The soldier, unconcerned with the three who escaped, quickly redirected his attention to nearby survivors.

He dragged those still able to move from the mud and hauled them toward the firelight—

There lay a massive earthen pit, already filled with many survivors. The mudslide had left the soil soft and wet; those who fell into the pit sank like they were in a swamp and had little chance of climbing out.

Beside the pit stood an eerie altar and incense burner, thick with burning incense.

Zhuang Feng approached with sword in hand. This time, instead of raising the flaming blade to the sky, he stabbed it into the mud.

The Taoist cursed softly under his breath. “What if we hand the kid to that girl, and we go cause a scene? Save who we can!”

Fang Xiu looked at the flames in the distance and shook his head. These were Bai Shuangying’s stories. He couldn’t save the dead from a thousand years ago.

Still, he softened his words slightly.

“My strength is limited. I have the will, but not the means.”

The Taoist didn’t understand. “But you still saved me.”

Hearing that, even A’Shou turned her head toward Fang Xiu. But he continued staring into the distance, ignoring their gazes.

“…Maybe I just like doing unnecessary things before the end arrives.”

He exhaled softly, waiting for some strange intrusive thought to appear.

Strangely enough, this time everything was quiet. Those tempting thoughts had been swallowed along with Bai Shuangying’s transformation.

No narration. No interference.

Fang Xiu watched as the soldiers controlled the survivors and cultivators, throwing them into the muddy pit.

From dusk till dawn, Zhuang Feng’s men worked tirelessly, filling the pit until it overflowed.

The Taoist’s righteous fury was thoroughly extinguished. He was now trembling with fear.

“Master, once they finish, you should take the child and get down the mountain.”

“What about you?” Fang Xiu asked.

The Taoist gave a bitter smile.

“I want to see this through, record these vile deeds, and get the word out. Otherwise, when that bastard Zhuang Feng returns to the capital, who knows what lies he’ll spread?”

At the end, he nearly lost his voice.

Fang Xiu silently looked at him.

“I want to see the end too,” he finally said. “You could try to escape early, but Zhuang Feng has sealed the way. He’ll be prepared.”

He had already seen this tragedy unfold once before, a century ago.

The Taoist paused, showing a trace of hesitation. In the end, he clutched the child tightly and nodded at Fang Xiu.

“I understand. Thank you, Master.”

He didn’t flee. Instead, he crouched quietly beside Fang Xiu, this “heaven-sent master”, racking his brain for a way to preserve the memory of a life already ended.

And over at the pit, the slaughter continued.

As Zhuang Feng chanted his incantations, thick muddy water slowly filled the giant pit. Survivors thrashed as they were submerged, becoming like stones at the riverbed.

Fang Xiu watched as the magic commanded the mud to flood the pit, burying hundreds alive. The whole process was seamless and fluid.

As soon as the pit was filled, Zhuang Feng used his sword like a pen to etch lines atop the mud. The flames hardened the sludge, making every stroke razor-sharp.

Seeing the array take shape, A’Shou couldn’t help but curse aloud.

“Completely evil!”

“What kind of spell is that?” Fang Xiu asked, unfamiliar with it.

“A distorted version of the Four Symbols Spirit-Viewing Array. The original is an immortal technique used to observe mortal fate. These bastards modified it—using humans related by karma as living sacrifices to measure the strength of the ‘Great God of Calamity’!”

A’Shou’s face was full of anger.

“What do they think mortals are?”

The Taoist gasped, shrinking back with the child.

Fang Xiu gave a short reply but said little more.

By now, it was clear that the “Great God of Calamity” was closely linked to Bai Shuangying.

Over the century, mountain gods and spirits had received mixed reputations.

But the strength of this “Great God of Calamity” still lacked a clear benchmark. All Fang Xiu knew was that his ghost lived in Xushan and had been sealed away.

The elderly immortal who came to warn Bai Shuangying had shown particular respect, but that was only circumstantial evidence.

Other possibilities existed, of course. Maybe his ghost was only the God of Calamity’s emissary. Maybe just a witness.

But these odd theories could not override the facts pressing closer.

…Only one last piece of the puzzle was missing.

Fang Xiu’s mouth was dry, his body drenched in sweat, his heart pounding against his ribs.

Ever since entering the Immortal Encounter Ritual, his mind had been running nonstop. Now, it was on the verge of shutting down.

All those tightrope-like schemes and surprise gifts he had planned for Bai Shuangying were now jumbled together, exploding into a ridiculous mess of fireworks.

The plan he had spent more than ten years crafting had turned into scattered playing cards, shuffled by fate and now about to land.

He subconsciously placed his hands on his chest and abdomen. Bai Shuangying had grown quiet inside him, as if waiting for something as well.

In the damp night air, the magical patterns on the mud began glowing red, shining with piercing light.

That light twisted across the ruins, converging on the center of the former pit.

When the light faded, a warped word appeared in the middle.

It blended the characters for “god” and “evil”, its strokes tangled and shifting constantly, making the viewer dizzy. Zhuang Feng stared at the giant symbol, larger than a human head, and his smile deepened.

The Taoist had never seen such advanced magic. He let out a confused “huh.”

A’Shou, however, turned pale and froze in place.

Fang Xiu whipped his head toward her. For the first time, he saw despair on her face.

“How can this be?” A’Shou clutched her head and muttered. “No, no, wait. If it’s like this… it actually explains everything. That’s why the immortals acted. That’s why they built the Tower…”

“Underneath the Disaster Relief Tower—what it’s been suppressing all along…”

“Master, I finally found it! It really is a corner of Heaven’s Will, a corner of Heaven’s Will!”

“They say Heaven and Earth have divine order. No god or ghost can see it. Yet this spirit of the ten thousand mountains has entered the world!”

His voice brimmed with manic joy, as if he had just passed the imperial exam.

“A Corner of Heaven’s Will has entered the mortal realm. Dragging down immortals may not be far behind!”

“This is destiny. This is fate. The Guishan Sect… has succeeded!”


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Help Ch142

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 142: Unpredictable

In ancient times, when the heavens were high and the land vast, information always arrived a beat too late.

The news of the shrine creating miracles reached the county magistrate and continued to travel upward. The emperor, making a rare inspection, happened to arrive during a flood.

The accompanying officials instantly broke out in cold sweat. They immediately blamed the chaotic villagers, claiming their offense had provoked divine punishment. After all, the area had seen more than a decade of favorable weather, and all the wishes made had come true. This was no mere rumor.

The emperor looked like a strong man and didn’t seem too concerned. He personally offered incense at the shrine and then ordered his several hundred attendants down to the mountain’s base.

These hundreds had been transported by wooden carts—robust men, each wearing shackles, with features noticeably different from the villagers’. They knelt in rows at the foot of the mountain, hatred burning in their eyes.

A’Shou was the first to react. “These are barbarians from the borderlands. They are going to perform a human sacrifice.”

After a brief calculation, she added, “This man must be the fourth-to-last emperor of the Kui Dynasty. At that time, a small border kingdom rebelled, and he decided to send troops to suppress them.”

But the later years of the Kui Dynasty were chaotic. That single campaign dragged on for more than a hundred years. Even by the fall of the dynasty, the conflict hadn’t ended. The borders continued to be gradually eroded.

Fang Xiu wasn’t surprised. This shrine had been performing miracles for years, and the emperor only now showed up. Clearly, something had gone wrong elsewhere, forcing him to seek an “auspicious sign”.

The weather that day was remarkably fine with not a cloud in the sky.

At the foot of the mountains, the executioners raised their blades and beheaded one after another. Blood flowed in torrents. The herbal scent on the wind was overwhelmed by the stench of iron. Hot blood seeped into the soil as the bodies toppled in neat rows.

Elderly Daoists in special robes came and went, sticking burning incense into the bloodied earth.

What had started as crude porcelain figurines had become golden statues. Now the sacrifices were living humans.

Amid this carnage, the emperor personally recited the prayer, asking god to bless the Kui Dynasty with prosperity and military victory. When the ceremony ended, there were cheers coming from all sides.

Even Fang Xiu, accustomed to bloodshed and horror, couldn’t help but frown at this crude ritual. In his head, Bai Shuangying was clearly just as displeased.

[So many dead. It’s filthy and noisy.]

[This request is even more troublesome than the last. Why dirty my land and still expect favors in return?]

But at this point, his thinking remained simple.

[Humans demand too much. This time I will reject them directly. That should save trouble.]

The corpses on the ground began to twitch and rise. They broke the incense sticks before them, then spread their limbs and crawled like insects. Severed heads still dripping blood were stuck to their backs. 

In the pool of blood, their limbs grew thin and sharp, and with heads firmly affixed, they resembled spiders missing their legs. Hundreds of grotesque corpses began crawling away from the altar along the path they came.

The cheers fell silent in an instant. Cultivators rushed to shield the emperor, and commoners fled in panic. The emperor, to his credit, remained relatively calm. He drew his sword, pointed at Xushan, and shouted, “Monster!”

What followed was chaos. The cultivators nearly fought each other on the spot. Some claimed this was an ominous sign and urged the emperor to kill all witnesses to prevent leaks. Others insisted it was merely a demonic disturbance and that the emperor, being Heaven’s chosen, had not been harmed.

Some even praised it loudly, calling it an auspicious omen—the heavens had judged the barbarians harshly, transforming them into vermin unworthy of peace, even in death.

Amid the confusion, a plump woman quietly picked up a toddler who couldn’t yet speak. Her back basket was filled to the brim as she crept toward the mountain mist.

Clumsily, she crossed jagged rocks and rushing streams, stumbling into the deep mountains. But more than ten years had passed. People were now used to worshipping at the mountain’s base. No matter how hard she searched, she couldn’t find the old stone used for sacrifice.

So she found a clearing and placed her offerings there—sweet fruit, sugar cakes, and a familiar small porcelain figure. The village had become much wealthier; this time, the offerings were richer.

She carefully brushed grass clippings from her clothes, then solemnly knelt. The child beside her knelt clumsily as well.

“This is my fourth child. If not for Your help years ago, I wouldn’t be alive today.”

The girl from before, now a grown woman, bowed her head and prayed, murmuring, “Swapping a porcelain figurine for a life was never fair. If God had truly grown tired of humans, it wouldn’t have helped me in the first place.”

[……]

“For over ten years, You have brought us peace. Now everyone has meat to eat and clothes to wear. The recent flood was just a natural disaster, but people blame You instead of the Thunder God and Mother Lightning. That’s unfair.”

“I don’t know whether You are angry or meditating. I just hope You are safe and well. Whether we meet again or part ways, thank you for all you’ve done over the years. Thank you.”

She kept talking softly, palms pressed together in sincere prayer. When she opened her eyes occasionally, there was no hatred in them, only resignation and quiet sadness.

It felt like saying goodbye to an old friend.

At last, a beautiful hand emerged from the earth and took the porcelain figurine.

As it passed the child, it hesitated, then took a sugar cake and gave it to the curious child.

The child, unafraid, laughed and happily took a bite.

“You really are a God.”

The woman smiled, eyes glistening.

She watched the hand vanish, then stood with a sigh of relief, holding the child’s hand as they walked down the mountain.

…This should have been a proper farewell, Fang Xiu thought.

But when the woman reached the village, the emperor’s cultivators had made their decision.

The world was unstable, war was on the horizon, and this omen was bad. The rumor could hurt the court. Since the village had already suffered, it was best to eliminate it entirely.

The woman died before the child finished his sugar cake. He clutched the treat in confusion, watching as the soldier’s blade descended.

In the bloodied blade’s reflection, he saw Xushan.

The emperor’s elite troops were brutally efficient. From the elderly to infants, the entire village was wiped out in less than a day.

The villagers’ bodies were buried in a remote area at the mountain’s base. A once-thriving village became desolate overnight.

Newly made tools were still in their courtyards. A coffin-in-progress lay in the carpenter’s home.

They hadn’t even finished burying the flood victims before they, too, perished.

Officials gave a polished statement to the public—the emperor had prayed in person, and the Immortal had responded with a divine omen. The villagers had all become immortals, preparing to join the war effort.

[Now it’s quiet. Even if people come again, I can simply ignore them.]

[…]

[But I took the figurine. I didn’t give that child a proper farewell.]

…After that, the wishes made in the shrine have changed.

The tale of the divine omen spread quickly, drawing people to the now-empty village. They still prayed at the shrine, and, shockingly, “god” answered again.

Pray for healing, and you might get better—only to fall fatally ill later. Pray to never be separated, and the next day, both lovers would turn into hairless bird-creatures, cuddling until they froze to death in the winter.

Those who prayed for wealth tripped and cracked their skulls on expensive jade. Those seeking longevity drowned in ice-cold water, frozen for eternity beneath blocks that would never melt.

The wishes were either ignored or granted in twisted ways, with the wisher’s life as the price.

Fewer and fewer dared to pray. The shrine decayed and became increasingly ominous. But since it still “worked”, no one dared tear it down.

Strangely, though the visitors dwindled, there were always a few desperate enough to try their luck.

So the village, once called a place blessed by the gods, became known as a land of unpredictability*.

*This is the title of the chapter (神鬼莫测). It is an idiom referring to being so unpredictable that even the ghosts and gods can’t foresee it, which application is quite apt in the literal sense, since these wishes are, ironically, granted by a “god” and “ghost”.

…People say a mountain god lived there, kindhearted and wise.

…People say a mountain god lived there, granting good harvests and longevity.

…People say a mountain god lived there, and He turns the villagers into immortals, led to victories on the border, and those in the village had ascended to heaven.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, full of wicked schemes.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, taking lives without mercy after fulfilling their wish.

…People say a mountain ghost lived there, watching the world, waiting for disaster to descend upon the Dynasty, bringing about chaos and suffering.

Whether god or ghost, it depended on if the years were prosperous or hard. People wrote what they wanted to believe.

But atop the highest peak of Xushan, rings of porcelain figures remained clean and white, gleaming in the sunlight.

Fang Xiu couldn’t help rubbing his forehead.

With what he knew of Bai Shuangying, his ghost was simply sulking. It was just, ghosts have a lifespan much too long, and their tantrums lasted just as long.

Bai Shuangying probably didn’t care about the woman’s death, but he couldn’t forget the final figurine he received, the one for which he had failed to keep his promise.

He didn’t want a forced parting by death. He wanted a “good ending” where both sides knew and agreed it was time to part.

……

A hundred years passed in the blink of an eye. Constant warfare pushed the Kui Dynasty to the brink.

The borders were crumbling. Rebellions broke out across the land. Monsters and ghosts appeared more frequently. The emperor was young and powerless to control anything.

By comparison, Xushan’s surroundings remained relatively calm. But as the world descended into chaos, even fewer people came to make wishes.

People struggled to survive, let alone hope for blessings. No one would risk a journey to a cursed village.

[At last, I will have peace. It took a little longer than expected.]

[A century of chaos begins. I can finally sleep again. Life and death are just like this. I’ve seen enough.]

[From now on, I don’t want to deal with humans again.]

However—

A sharp cry pierced Fang Xiu’s ears. His feet were soaked in mud, the air reeking of corpses. In the distance, the sound of a funeral horn drifted, eerie and broken, enough to raise goosebumps.

…Huh?

The scene before him felt familiar, but something was subtly different.

“Why did they kill my parents!”

At Fang Xiu’s feet, a half-buried child screamed, “We escaped already… wuwu…”

Two arms lifted the crying child.

The black Taoist who should have died reappeared. This time, he didn’t help the soldiers with disaster relief but stood squarely in their way.

“This is a sin,” he said, eyes fixed on them. “This is not what we agreed upon.”

“There is no Great God of Calamity here!”


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch6

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 6: Kai

He was a young man in his mid-twenties. His eyes were tawny, his short hair the color of brass, and a dusting of freckles lay across the bridge of his nose. He was short. His white shirt was wrinkled, and the overly loose black vest he wore with it made it hard to tell what profession he was.

What was most striking was his luggage—two enormous suitcases, big enough to hold two grown men. God knew how he managed to carry them here.

His gaze swept over Myss and Salaar’s faces, and his eyes opened a little wider.

“Kai,” he introduced himself in a slightly high-pitched voice. “Pleased to meet you both.”

“Salaar.” Salaar offered his hand without hesitation. Myss crossed his arms and pretended not to hear.

“Oh, ‘Salaar’.” Kai shook his hand. “Looks like your elders were fond of heroic legends.”

“I think the bigger reason is these eyes.” Salaar blinked his lapis-lazuli eyes. “Plenty of people guess I am a distant relative of the Karns family.”

Kai chuckled. “I am a little curious too. Are you?”

“I wish I were. Then I would never worry about money for the rest of my life,” Salaar said, lowering his voice.

“Lord Karns” gave off a brooding demeanor; Salaar’s bluntness neatly balanced that. After just a few exchanges, Kai relaxed considerably, and the mood became incredibly congenial.

Myss wrinkled his nose. With anyone other than him, Salaar’s social intelligence shot up a hundredfold and that provocative attitude vanished without a trace.

How fake. He stared so hard at Salaar that Kai began to feel awkward.

Kai cleared his throat. “Uh, and this is…?”

“My friend,” Salaar said with a straight face.

Myss’s expression suddenly changed as if he had swallowed a fly. For the first time he discovered that human faces could change shape; who knew he could pull his face that long.

Perhaps his murderous intent was a bit too obvious, because Kai gave an uneasy laugh. “R-Right, is that so?”

Salaar’s eyes curved. “Don’t mind him. That’s just his temperament.”

He pointed at Myss’s murderous expression. “His looks are too striking, so an easygoing personality would only invite trouble.”

Kai’s eyes flicked between them, then suddenly lit up.

With astonishing speed, he flipped open one suitcase, revealing a jumble of trinkets packed to the brim. “These are all magical artifacts of my own making. You can say, I’m somewhat of an alchemist.”

“If you do not want to draw attention, I can help you with that,” he said, rubbing his hands enthusiastically.

It turned out he was a magic artifacts merchant. Salaar brightened. “Any recommendations?”

“This one is called ‘Down-and-Out Gentleman’.” Kai produced a pair of sunglasses that came with a ruddy nose and a big beard. “It sticks to your face and only comes off with a special potion.”

Myss was a little interested in that furry thing and glanced at it out of the corner of his eye.

Salaar: “…Anything else?”

Catching on, Kai set the glasses down and fished out a tiny vial. “Brand-new ‘Vertigo Eye Drops’! Put in a drop and anyone who makes eye contact with you will unconditionally become nauseous.”

The vial was full of bright green slime, a rather ominous color. Kai looked at Salaar full of hope, and Salaar subtly avoided his gaze.

“Okay, okay. A discerning customer.” Kai put the potion away dejectedly, then swapped in another.

This time it was a small bottle of pills.

Each pill was about the size of a pea, blood-red, and shaped like a tiny heart. Pressed together, they gave a faint, gentle throb and released a strange sweet-and-sour scent.

“This is the best-seller.” For some reason, Kai didn’t look happy about it. “‘Resolve to Elope’. Take one and your presence fades. The effect lasts twelve hours.”

“If both of you take pills from the same bottle, you will be immune to each other’s effect, so you won’t lose track of one another. By the way, they taste like raspberry.”

Kai asked for one gold ring per bottle.

That wasn’t cheap. One gold ring would cover a commoner’s expenses for a month, and Lord Karns’s allowance was only ten gold rings a month.

Of course, they had taken some money off the bandits and sold the horse. Even so, after hiring a caravan, Salaar had only five gold rings left in his pocket, plus half a small sack of jingling silver shields.

Their funds weren’t exactly abundant, but that bottle of “Resolve to Elope” was truly useful.

“We’ll take one.”

Salaar handed over a gold ring without haggling. “Pleasure doing business. How about you throw in a bit of news?”

Kai was taken aback by his generosity. “No problem!”

Then Myss listened as the two of them chatted away.

Salaar spun them brand-new identities: a twenty-year-old fledgling scholar and his nineteen-year-old ranger partner.

According to Salaar, his specialty was the history of the Night Scourge era. Myss had known him since childhood, a genius ranger who was cold on the outside but had a warm heart. They had just saved up a little money and decided to set out adventuring together.

“We have always gotten along especially well.” Salaar gave a hearty laugh. “I can guarantee Myss knows me better than anyone in the world, and it goes both ways.”

Myss couldn’t help but sneer. “‘Get along well’?”

Salaar turned to Kai. “See, he didn’t even deny the second half.”

Myss: “……” Unable to kill and unskilled in cursing, he didn’t want to continue to speak anymore.

Beside him, Salaar kept right on talking. His words were full of a naive yearning for the world and high praise for Kai’s alchemical craft. Kai grew a little embarrassed listening to it and voluntarily refunded him two silver shields.

“Small business lives on wandering around and trying one’s luck.”

Faced with two “naive youngsters”, Kai unconsciously adopted the tone of an elder. “To be honest, Rosha isn’t a good place. It is a bit closed off, and there’s been ugly rumors.”

“Ugly rumors?” said Salaar.

Myss pricked up his ears as well.

“They say there are demons in the city of Rosha,” Kai said mysteriously. “A friend of mine just came back from there last month. He says he saw one with his own eyes.”

“My heavens, demons actually exist? I have never heard such things!” Salaar exclaimed in shock.

He even patted Myss soothingly, pretending this wasn’t the biggest demon in the world. Myss caught his hand and firmly pressed it back where it belonged.

“Haha, I’m joking. Of course demons don’t exist. My friend probably saw some kind of monster, or some lunatic pretending to be one.”

Kai was amused by their reactions.

“Listen, demons and gods—they’re just tricks. Remember that and your chances of being duped drop by ninety-nine percent.”

Myss lifted his eyes and stared at Kai for a while. “If there are no demons or gods, then what is the ‘Chaos Archdemon’?”

“The Night Scourge is only a natural phenomenon. There’s no evidence it was caused by anyone. The ‘Chaos Archdemon’ is a folk tale, since no one knows the cause of the Night Scourge.” Kai explained patiently, “You know how people are. They like to pin whatever they cannot understand on ‘gods’.”

As he spoke, he picked up the bottle of “Resolve to Elope” and shook it in front of them.

The bright red little pills rattled. Seen through the glass, the amber of Kai’s eyes looked slightly distorted.

“Just like this bottle. I never expected to sell many of these. How many people are really going to elope? Yet its sales have been like a ‘miracle’.

Only recently did I realize that everywhere I sold it, theft cases shot up… Those bastards chose actual stealing over stealing hearts or stealing lovers.”

“With the option of a sneak attack too,” Salaar added, full of sympathy.

Myss’s scalp tightened. He suspected that was Salaar’s true purpose for buying the stuff.

He actually had one more thing he wanted to ask Kai: if you think the ‘Chaos Archdemon’ is a fabrication, what about Salaar, the one who sealed said demon?

But seeing how unconcerned Salaar looked, Myss couldn’t be bothered. There was something else that deserved more attention right now.

Myss glanced at the other suitcase that hadn’t been open yet. Its magical fluctuation was very faint, yet it nagged at him inexplicably.

Kai himself was the same way. He bore no hostility toward them at the moment, but his scent was thin, lacking something other humans had.

Myss shifted his body and edged Salaar toward the carriage door.

If anything went wrong, he would kick this guy out of the carriage. That way Salaar would survive and wouldn’t get in the way, and it would be oddly stress-relieving—truly killing three birds with one stone.

…But the rest of the journey was painfully dull.

The route the caravan chose was level and safe. The carriage rocked lightly like a cradle, making Myss drowsy. At noon the caravan stopped and offered the passengers corned beef and small rolls.

The rolls were decent. The corned beef came in a thin slice and was startlingly salty. Kai took a tiny bite, frowned, and set it down. He fished cheese, smoked fish, and pickles out of his pack and generously shared with his two companions.

Both declined.

Myss wasn’t picky about food, and neither was Salaar. When a man has eaten salt-roasted mushrooms for over three hundred years, it’s hard for him to fuss about anything else.

After their meal, feeling full and drowsy, Myss felt the lull sleep press down heavier and heavier. Human impulses were too unfamiliar to him, and he hadn’t yet learned to resist them. At last, in the warm afternoon air, he drifted off.

As the carriage swayed, Myss gradually tilted over. With one bump, his head thumped onto Salaar’s shoulder.

Salaar didn’t dodge. He stared at Myss for a long moment, then lowered his gaze. A ray of sunlight slanted across the floor and just touched the tip of his boot.

“Ah.” Across from them, Kai shook his head and silently mouthed, “Our ranger isn’t very vigilant.”

“Never has been,” Salaar whispered.

Myss seemed to be born without whatever “vigilance” was. The Demon Lord slept soundly on his shoulder; Myss’s chest pressed to his arm, and each heartbeat pounded against his skin.

Not long ago, Salaar could only see the tips of His countless tendrils, roaming freely over the ground. His heartbeat—if that symphonic rhythm could be called a heartbeat—filled the vast darkness.

That sound never varied and never ceased, precise as the hand of a clock. To this day it still echoed deep in his mind.

Salaar closed his eyes. His head lowered by an almost imperceptible degree, then a little more. At last he caught the warm breath of something living.

The fingers resting on his knees twitched, as if they wanted to calibrate something.

But in the end, he did nothing.


The author has something to say:

It’s fine. The pills are already bought. There will always be someone who chooses to steal hearts rather than steal goods or spring a sneak attack.

Myss: Humans are far too slow on the uptake. I will eliminate every hidden danger.

Myss: (two minutes later) Out cold. Head-butting his nemesis and still not waking.

Salaar: …

— — — —

On currency units and purchasing power:

1 gold ring = 10 silver shields = 1,000 yuan

1 silver shield = 100 copper teeth = 100 yuan

1 copper tooth = 4 copper kels = 1 yuan

Right now the two of them have four gold rings and some silver shields in cash (not counting the jewelry), which is about six to seven thousand yuan.

After Lord Karns was exiled to Ring Town, his living allowance became ten gold rings per month. Back in the capital, it must have been over a hundred.


Kinky Thoughts:

Just a note, Myss is a considered a (Chaos) “Demon God”, the term being used is (魔神) which broken down is Demon + God. This is why there’s reference to him being a ‘God’ but in terms of western standards, he’s technically not a “God” but more of an extremely powerful demon (think the Devil, Lucifer, ect.), so I decided to go with Archdemon instead.


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch5

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 5: Dream of the Past

Sepanti, the Karns estate.

Queenie Karns stood in the center of the entrance hall, admiring the painting before her.

It was the only surviving portrait of “Saint Salaar”. No, strictly speaking, it was a replica of that portrait.

The original was small, not much bigger than a diary, and had long been kept under tight guard in the underground vault. The moment the Karns family obtained it, they commissioned a large version and hung the replica in the very center of the great hall.

Three hundred years later, everyone took the copy to be the original itself.

In the painting, Saint Salaar had blond hair and blue eyes, strikingly handsome features, and a completely blank expression. He sat on a dull wooden chair, staring fixedly toward something outside the frame, as if waiting for it.

Such a portrait was unusual. Normally the subject should be smiling and looking at the viewer.

Queenie disliked the painting. She always felt it was unfinished. The Saint Salaar in it was cold and hollow, though the guests all explained that as “compassion” or “humility”.

“Queenie.” A voice interrupted her thoughts.

She turned, the curls of her black hair sliding over her shoulders. “Brother.”

“What are you going to do?” he asked with a smile. “It looks like our little lunatic isn’t dead. The manor in Ring Town burned to ash, no one saw him leave, yet his status crystal doesn’t have a single crack.”

“Grandfather was explicit. Whoever kills him first gets his share of the inheritance. You’re really not tempted?”

“Not interested,” Queenie said coolly.

The Karns family was flourishing. This generation had eight heirs. Queenie was the seventh. Kendrick Karns was the youngest, two years her junior.

They had tried to set him straight once, but Kendrick was an exceptional fanatic. When he was young the elders still hoped for the best and merely sent him to the border. Now he was nearly twenty-one, and far from restraining himself he had only grown more violent.

So the elders now had to choose between “family honor” and “Kendrick Karns”.

“I inherited enough to keep me comfortable for life. I don’t need more,” Queenie said. “It’s Kendrick I am thinking about. He slipped away too cleanly, which may mean he had help.”

She paused, and her tone turned meaningful.

“If he has colluded with someone he shouldn’t have, hunting him won’t be easy.”

“Opportunity always comes with risk.” Her brother shrugged. “Forget it then. It’s fine if you don’t get involved.”

“Mm. Be careful, all of you.”

Queenie ended the topic without much interest and turned her eyes back to the likeness of Saint Salaar.

In the dim background, the Hero wore gray and still gazed toward a vague, far-off place.

……

Salaar quietly looked up at… Him.

Gravestones surrounded Salaar—some rough stones, some planks, some swords and shields carved with names. They were tidied spotlessly and stood silent on the earth.

Salaar, clad in battered armor, lifted his head in silence, and seemed almost like one more grave marker among them.

It was a dream. He suddenly realized that a human body dreams.

This was the first dream Myss had ever had, and He dreamed of long ago.

Back then Salaar hadn’t been so unruly, and back then some of his people were still alive.

Yes, when Salaar sealed Him, he had brought over a thousand elite warriors. In the eternal darkness they had built a crude settlement and lived on mushrooms, salt, and clear water.

Salaar was the strongest among them and aged the slowest. The other humans couldn’t live that long. In only a hundred years they died one after another, leaving the ground littered with bones.

In the end, Salaar carved everyone’s headstone, everyone except his own.

Myss watched it all in silence.

His countless eyes hung high above, their black pits hidden in an even deeper dark. Yet Salaar seemed able to feel His gaze and would always lift his head and look back.

What expression had Salaar worn then? He couldn’t remember.

In those days His feelings had been faint, not enough to sustain an emotion like curiosity. He simply looked at him and only looked.

The dream wavered and drew away. Myss blinked awake, dazed, and found himself facing Salaar’s face.

The man was sitting by his bed, observing Him…him, with the spirit of a researcher. That face was very close, close enough that Myss could feel his breath.

Myss jerked upright and loosed a streak of black light. He moved too fast and yanked his long hair hard, letting out a cry of pain.

His attack slammed into a golden shield; Salaar had clearly prepared for it.

“Good morning, Myss,” Salaar said, straightening his collar and greeting him with mock solemnity.

“What is wrong with you?” Myss threw the pillow at Salaar again. The latter snatched it out of the air.

“You never slept before. I was curious, that is all.” Salaar tossed the pillow back. “It seems the human body affects you a great deal.”

“How do you know I never slept before?”

Even though Salaar was telling the truth, Myss couldn’t resist snapping at him.

“I prodded you at different times on purpose, and your reaction speed never changed.” Salaar tidied up the sheets and blanket. “Back then you never tired, or at least that was how you seemed.”

So this man had been studying him and had never stopped.

From Salaar’s standpoint it was not edifying research. It meant that from then until now, Salaar had been looking for a way to eliminate him.

Myss didn’t want to pursue the topic. He grimaced and took stock of his surroundings.

Last night Salaar had ridden at full speed. Myss’s backside was sore from the jolting, and his head was so sleepy he felt like dying. Once he dismounted, the ground still seemed to buck like a saddle, making him stagger along. His mind and body were in a state of semi-shutdown.

So the moment Myss found a bed, he fell onto it at once. Salaar seemed to have said something like “take off your shoes first,” but the words slid past his ears like the wind.

Now he was surprised to find himself in a cozy little cabin.

There were two single beds, each against a wall. His shoes had somehow slipped off by themselves and were neatly placed by the bed, and his coat was draped over the headboard.

The morning light was growing stronger and bathed the whole room in a bright golden glow. In the middle stood a small round table already set with fried eggs, hot milk, and oatmeal cookies.

Myss’s nose noticed them before his eyes did, and his stomach answered with an enthusiastic rumble.

“Pain, drowsiness, and hunger, you have experienced them all.”

Salaar spoke around a cookie held in his teeth. “It is a bit late to say this now… Welcome to the human world, Myss.”

Myss sat at the table without ceremony and grabbed a cookie. He stared at Salaar for a moment, then said suddenly, “So this is your plan?”

Salaar showed a politely puzzled look.

“You want me to empathize and see how pitiful humans are, maybe even develop some fondness for the human world, then go to my death willingly… or something like that.” Myss snapped the cookie in two with a crack as if it were Salaar’s skull.

Humans seem to love this kind of redemption script. At the very least, bards love it.

Salaar blinked, then burst out laughing, almost to the point of tears. Myss had never seen him laugh so hard.

“So you mean… ahem, sorry.”

Salaar coughed twice from laughing and wiped the corners of his eyes. “You mean I am begging you for mercy?”

Was he not? Myss stopped chewing.

“Good heavens, of course not.”

Salaar said it with his face still smiling, yet there it was devoid of laughter in his tone.

“I would never do that, Myss. Never.”

Myss watched him quietly. He suddenly remembered last night’s dream. For a brief instant Salaar seemed to turn back into that man who stood among the gravestones and looked up into the dark.

“…Very well,” Myss replied.

He lowered his eyes with a sigh, then noticed that Salaar had taken all the fried eggs from the plate.

Yes, Salaar wouldn’t beg for his pity, but he had better beg for his forgiveness. Myss bit the cookie with hatred and added another mark against him in his heart.

For a while the only sound in the room was the crunch of chewing.

While they ate, Myss took stock of his body.

Magic flowed through his new shell and methodically refashioned flesh. Given time, he could recover a little power.

This was a good sign. His magic was flowing freely, which meant his true body was intact. It still lay in the deepest dark and waited quietly for his return.

Myss ate while spacing out and suddenly bit into something dry and tough.

Oh, hair. He had been thinking too hard and had sent a strand of hair into his mouth along with the cookie.

To be honest, the long hair was a nuisance. It was nothing like the tentacles he once had and refused to obey him. Myss pinched the ends and kept gesturing, thinking about how to deal with it.

“Keep it,” Salaar said with interest as he watched. “Unless you can find a professional barber, for example me.”

“Right, having you stand behind me with scissors would be so reassuring,” Myss snorted.

Salaar brushed the crumbs from his hands. “No scissors needed.”

He walked behind Myss and gathered the hair with quick motions. Then he pulled off his cravat and tied the ends neatly. The whole process took less than half a minute.

“Done.” Salaar sat back down.

Without the cravat, his shirt collar sat slightly open and looked less formal.

Myss reached back to feel it. The top half of his hair still hung loose, while the lower half was loosely braided, the end tied with a cravat the color of lapis lazuli.

The hair did stop wandering, but the color of the cravat displeased Myss. It felt as if Salaar had marked him.

He suspected Salaar had done it on purpose. Taking it off now would look childish yet leaving it on was irritating.

Myss quickly talked himself around. Better to keep it than let the hair make trouble. It was behind him anyway and wouldn’t be in his line of sight.

Things went smoothly after breakfast.

Salaar sold the horse to other guests at the inn and switched with Myss to a carriage.

A caravan happened to be heading for the city of Rosha and had taken on quite a few passengers. According to them, they would reach Rosha before sunset today.

Salaar paid extra, and the two of them were assigned to the last, upscale carriage. The space was small but clean and quiet, with pretty good privacy.

Unfortunately, besides Myss and Salaar, there was one more person in the compartment.

A slightly suspicious person.


The author has something to say:

Their looks are finally locked in. ☆

Myss: feels like I got marked.

I support the Archdemon making one back.

Also, “Sweet Trap” is basically an over-the-top gag. We won’t actually do the content. In our canon we cannot accept single-gender reversal (…) 

At most it is a pure hero seducing a Chaos Witch (♂).


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Help Ch141

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 141: A Ripple

The hand ignored her completely and focused on pointing the way.

When the little girl approached, it immediately backed away a few steps, continuing to gesture in a specific direction. The girl reacted quickly, sniffled, hurriedly packed the items in her basket, and jogged to follow.

Fang Xiu and A’Shou followed distantly behind. They crossed dense forests and streams, tracking the girl’s footprints through thick mountain mist. After half a day, they finally saw a village.

The little girl wept and laughed at once. But when she turned to look for the hand, it had vanished without a trace, as if it had never existed.

So she finished the final stretch alone, running toward the familiar village.

By all accounts, it seemed like a trivial supernatural tale.

[Unfortunately, this was not the end.]

Just as Fang Xiu was about to look for another breakthrough, a wave of dizziness hit him.

The little girl running toward the village disappeared, replaced by a middle-aged man. He carried wild fruits and mushrooms in his left hand, a bundle in his right, walking up the mountain path the girl had used to descend.

He passed through mountain fog, crossed the same stream and forest, and arrived at the stone where the girl had offered her tribute. He placed the offerings neatly, then positioned a small porcelain figurine in the center.

It was exactly like the one the girl had left.

“Thank you, immortal, for saving my daughter.”

The man bowed again and again, his voice sincere. “Our chicken ran off into the mountain and got lost. My daughter was sick and had no eggs to eat. I figured she wouldn’t make it… Please, have mercy and help me find those chickens… Please, save her life.”

“Please, I beg you—”

[That little object from last time was quite fun. I’ve placed it on the highest mountaintop.]

[This human makes interesting things and brought new ones too. There’s no harm in helping him out.]

These pure thoughts drifted through Fang Xiu’s mind.

A’Shou seemed unaware, but when she saw the hand reappear, she took a worried breath.

The hand now looked more human. Its skin gave off a soft white glow, and its fingers were long and elegant.

It cheerfully grabbed the little figurine, then pointed in a direction just as it had done before. The villager nearly fell over when he saw the hand but managed to remain standing.

He didn’t even dare pick up the fruit and mushrooms, stiffly following behind. Within half an hour, he found the chickens wandering in the woods.

Just like before, the hand held the figurine tightly, then vanished like smoke. The man stared in shock at the returned chickens, a blush slowly spreading across his face.

“There really is a god!” he shouted with joy, completely elated.

“This is going to be a problem.” A’Shou pinched her brow.

Sure enough, more and more villagers began climbing the mountain.

At the time, the Kui Dynasty was enjoying peace, and the people lived relatively stable lives. The villagers began making wishes one after another. Wild fruits, mushrooms, and porcelain figurines became the standard offerings. Some even decorated the figurines to show sincerity.

But the wishes were humble—mostly trivial things like lost livestock, untreated illnesses, or misplaced belongings. Even the bolder villagers simply offered nice figurines and asked if the mountain held any jade they could sell.

The thoughts behind the hand’s actions remained simple.

It happened to be bored, and the tasks were easy.

Some lost livestock? Just point the way. No medicine? Offer useful herbs. Something misplaced? Provide a clue. These were minute threads of karma, barely worth mentioning. The figurines were becoming dull, but compared to a hundred years of dreamless slumber, this kind of interaction was entertaining.

When their wishes came true, the villagers grew excited.

People from five or six surrounding villages gathered and decided to build a shrine at the mountain’s base to “invite God”. The family of the girl who first got lost was believed to have “divine fate” and was given the honor of sculpting the statue.

But the villagers were simple folk. They couldn’t imagine anything lavish. They merely enlarged the original figurine and copied it as best they could.

The “shrine” resembled an ordinary house without even a name plaque. Inside, porcelain statues of all sizes were arranged, with incense burning constantly on the offering table.

Fang Xiu quietly observed all of this, lightly stroking his stomach where Bai Shuangying stirred within him.

“It’s about time.” Seeing more villagers making wishes, A’Shou sighed softly. “They’ve gotten too close. Mortal ties are forming. A fake shrine like Weishan is one thing, but if a real spirit enters the shrine, cultivators will come to investigate.”

But instead of cultivators, a true immortal arrived.

Late at night, a beam of golden light fell from the sky. An immortal elder descended, with kind eyes, long white beard, and flowing robes that fluttered without wind.

He landed atop the highest peak of the Xushan range. Snow blanketed the ground, and before him were neatly arranged porcelain figurines.

Each figurine had been carefully cleaned of snow, glowing with soft, radiant white. They stood silently in the night, overlooking the entire mountain range.

The elder looked at them for a long time, his expression subtly sorrowful.

He bowed deeply toward the mountaintop.

“I implore you to reconsider. Please do not respond to the shrine anymore,” he said, voice dry and hoarse.

No answer came, only the wind brushing over the porcelain.

“We immortals are mortals who ascended to immortality. We know human nature. But you, born of heaven and earth, are above it all. If you insist on meddling in the mundane, suffering will follow…”

Still there was no reply. The elder sighed again and bowed once more.

“Human affairs are complex, and hearts are fickle. Mortals may seem powerless, but we depend on their devotion. If you sever ties with them, both Heaven and the Underworld will struggle.”

Even after those final words, only the cold wind answered him. Not even a fingertip emerged in reply.

A’Shou was stunned.

To ghost immortals like her, immortals were supposed to be a tier above. She had never seen one act so politely, offering only verbal persuasion to an evil spirit. The treatment was absurdly respectful. She couldn’t think of anything to compare it to.

But Bai Shuangying was clearly summoned by the Underworld. He had to be an evil spirit—like fishing by the sea, one might catch small fish, shrimp, even deep-sea creatures, but catching a bird would be absurd.

She couldn’t understand why a righteous immortal would speak so gently to an evil spirit.

No matter how she strained her memory, she couldn’t recall any notorious evil spirit residing in Xushan. Her mind felt shrouded in mist, like a veil had been drawn over it.

At the same time, Fang Xiu listened to the cold wind—

[Those humans were crying so bitterly, it was hard to ignore. It’s just helping find things, nothing serious.]

The thoughts murmured on, never acknowledging the immortal as anything important, as if he were just an old deer passing by.

[Now that they’re praying at the base of the mountain, I have to go to them. The figurines are pretty, but there are too many. It’s getting dull.]

[…Still, humans don’t live long. A few more years won’t hurt.]

The thought moved smoothly and lightly, like a beast rolling lazily before returning to sleep. Fang Xiu understood easily—

Human affairs were too petty, and the offerings no longer exciting. But the shrine was new, and people were still thrilled. The owner of these thoughts… Bai Shuangying…had no desire to cut off contact just yet.

Mortals died quickly. Once this generation passed, there’d be no more interference from the heavens. Having decided that, Bai Shuangying saw no need to respond further.

Unfortunately, things didn’t go as he’d hoped.

……

In the blink of an eye, time shifted. More than a decade passed. The generation hadn’t yet died out, but the shrine had already changed.

Seeing how effective the shrine was, people stopped asking for small things. They began to request bountiful harvests and long lives.

The shrine brought prosperity, and the porcelain offerings were replaced by golden statues. The villagers believed this was the sincerest way to worship.

[My Xushan has never lacked gold.]

[Porcelain is born of clay and far more precious than gold. Mortals truly lack discernment.] 

The thoughts muttered in Fang Xiu’s mind. [I really don’t like those golden statues.]

Despite the complaints, Bai Shuangying still responded to the people.

But “bountiful harvests” required him to manipulate wind and rain, and “long life” meant interfering with life and death.

Such things involved meddling with heavenly karma. Much harder than finding a lost item. And in return, all he got was cheap gold. Bai Shuangying found it dull—like paying a copper coin to have someone labor for a day. Who would agree to that?

So he began to slack off. If the task was too much trouble, he simply lay around in the mountains, ignoring the golden offerings altogether.

If he didn’t accept them, he had no obligation to fulfill the prayers. A fair trade, nothing more.

He never expected mortals to get angry.

One day, after sleeping in the mountains for a week, he woke to torrential rain. The fields were flooded, and seven or eight people had drowned.

After more than a decade of perfect weather, the villagers erupted with rage. Those who lost crops cursed at the fields. Those who lost loved ones wailed at graves. Others stormed the shrine and smashed the porcelain statues, loudly accusing him of neglect.

This made Bai Shuangying even more uninterested. He stopped responding to anything, not even the simple “find this” requests, just silently watching the humans with growing disinterest.

When they realized their prayers no longer worked, the villagers were shocked and angry.

Some demanded the shrine be torn down. Others, afraid, offered compensation. They argued for days.

While Bai Shuangying was still weighing whether to abandon the whole thing, an unusual human arrived.

He was a man in his prime, armed and armored, clearly of high status. He led hundreds of people into the small village at the mountain’s foot.

At his arrival, the villagers immediately dropped their arguments and knelt to the ground.

“Long live the Emperor—!”


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Help Ch140

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 140: Immortal’s Guidance

Riiiip.

The darkness vanished from the world. Screams and fire disappeared. Sunlight poured down, bathing the lush green grass. The wind carried an unusually fresh scent, and the whole atmosphere felt like a return from the Underworld to the human world.

Fang Xiu held Bai Shuangying around the waist as the two tumbled onto the soft grass. A’Shou followed close behind, barely managing to stay on her feet without falling.

She kept her balance, but her heart was in turmoil.

It was a simple comparison.

The Immortal Encounter E was powerful enough to reproduce the “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art”, suppressing her, a genuine ghost immortal, but it could not suppress Bai Shuangying.

A’Shou had thought Fang Xiu’s origins were unclear and that he warranted caution. But now, looking again, the seductive ghost that had always clung to Fang Xiu was terrifying. Even more frightening was that this ghost had survived six sacrificial rituals without revealing his true strength until now.

The “new script” they had entered was a story provided by Bai Shuangying. Even A’Shou wasn’t sure when or where this took place.

The only good news was that this place looked peaceful.

Fang Xiu lowered his head and shook his ghost. “Bai Shuangying?”

…Then he was shocked to find that his hand passed right through Bai Shuangying’s shoulder.

Bai Shuangying’s white robes were still tinged with gray, and his body had become even more translucent. That strange mouth was gone, and his facial features had returned to blankness.

They had escaped that twisted story, yet Bai Shuangying’s condition hadn’t improved at all. It had worsened.

Bai Shuangying lay calmly on the ground, his body slowly sinking, as if being absorbed into the land. Fang Xiu broke into a sweat, trying every way he could to hold him up, but Bai Shuangying raised a hand in a halting gesture and shook his head.

A’Shou grabbed Fang Xiu by the back of his collar and dragged him back two steps. “His power is unstable. Don’t touch him carelessly.”

Fang Xiu: “But—”

“He’s been polluted by the Immortal Encounter E. This isn’t something you can interfere with,” A’Shou warned plainly. “You were affected by that thing too. You should know—he has to wake up on his own.”

Fang Xiu knelt beside Bai Shuangying, watching as his ghost’s body gradually sank into the earth.

His ghost had never been the silent type. Bai Shuangying liked to hover around him, poking here and there, occasionally grunting in disapproval or whispering in his ear.

Fang Xiu knew Bai Shuangying had hidden many things from him. He knew Bai Shuangying was a powerful evil spirit trying to escape the Disaster Relief Tower. He also knew Bai Shuangying had a special fondness for him. But he had assumed Bai Shuangying would prioritize self-preservation.

Maybe he shouldn’t have changed their plans halfway through.

If they had just separated as planned, Bai Shuangying could’ve stayed safe until the end… Was he too greedy for wanting to free Bai Shuangying?

Yes.

You cannot help him. Ghost immortal A’Shou cannot help him either. Make a wish to me. Wish now, it’s not too late.

You can stay together forever. This is your last chance to fix everything.

There it was again.

…No. I won’t make a wish to you.

Fang Xiu dug his fingers into the grass, forcibly shaking the thought out of his head.

This was a story Bai Shuangying had entrusted to him. A story that belonged solely to Bai Shuangying. To give up now would be laughable.

Regret was the most useless emotion in the world. He had known that long ago.

“I don’t know much about metaphysics,” Fang Xiu said, doing his best to keep a steady tone. “A’Shou Jie, what else can I do? I can’t just leave him here.”

A’Shou crouched down to examine Bai Shuangying, who lay on the grass.

He barely maintained a human shape, his skin no longer having a solid texture but turning into some strange fluid. The Immortal Encounter E had affected him with inexplicable strength, leaving him unable to respond to the outside world.

“This is like a human falling gravely ill. There really isn’t anything we can do,” A’Shou said quietly. “If there were a magic weapon to soothe evil spirits, maybe it could help a little. Something like a place where a sick person could rest. It’s the difference between ‘sleeping in a soft bed’ and ‘lying in the open air’. Either way, it’s up to fate.”

“I never carry those tools. I still think the best option is to leave him here and finish the ritual as soon as possible… What are you doing?!”

Fang Xiu pressed his grass-covered hand lightly to Bai Shuangying’s chest and activated the Underworld version of the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art. The rate at which Bai Shuangying was sinking slowed slightly, and Fang Xiu could feel the faint substance of his ghost’s true form.

He couldn’t fully stop the corruption, but this was enough.

Without hesitation, Fang Xiu bent down and began to swallow that piece of true form.

The moment it touched the warmth of his mouth, that piece suddenly seemed to awaken and surged frantically into his throat. Fang Xiu choked, his eyes reddening, throat spasming violently, but he made no move to resist.

The portion that entered his body immediately spread, merging into his flesh and blood. A tidal wave of bloated heat rushed in, his internal organs feeling like they were burning.

…Possession.

Bai Shuangying had once used this to help Fang Xiu when he was at his weakest. Now, of course, Fang Xiu could do the same to protect a weakened Bai Shuangying.

A’Shou stared, dumbfounded. “You…”

“I guess I count as a vessel now. How long can I hold out like this?”

Fang Xiu wiped his lips and stood up shakily. Bai Shuangying had completely disappeared from in front of him. His left eye had turned white, and a blood-red mole bloomed below it.

A’Shou: “……”

Even she, slow as she could be, could tell Bai Shuangying wasn’t simple. And now Fang Xiu, able to withstand that kind of possession… Just what had she gotten herself involved with?

Even so, she sighed deeply, slit her own wrist with her soft sword, and after a moment, a trickle of crimson flowed from the wound. She dabbed it with her fingertip and drew a strange blood sigil on Fang Xiu’s forehead.

“I’ll help you suppress it,” she said bitterly. “But if Bai Shuangying’s condition worsens…”

“This is enough.” Fang Xiu smiled, lightly placing his hand over his stomach. “Thank you, A’Shou Jie.”

At that moment, Fang Xiu wore red, his long hair tied back. With the blood sigil on his forehead and one black, one white eye, he looked distinctly inhuman.

He looked up at the sun glowing brightly in the sky.

The weather was clear, and sunlight warmed his exposed skin.

……

Inside the warmth of living flesh, Bai Shuangying stretched out his true form. The chaos in his mind began to clear.

The corruption of that thing was stronger than he had expected. He now felt sure that it had used a portion of his own power—power still sealed within him.

Fortunately, he had broken tens of thousands of seal chains ahead of time and could resist somewhat. If he had remained fully bound, that intense corruption might have overwhelmed him completely.

Even now, the thing still buzzed in his mind. Sometimes, Bai Shuangying found it difficult to tell whether those thoughts were his own.

You must kill A’Shou.

I am your power. We can eliminate her together. If she learns your identity, you and I will never escape.

You must control Fang Xiu.

I know you want him. I can create a story where Fang Xiu defeats the Immortal Encounter E and give you a role to stay by his side forever.

You must destroy everything.

I understand your thirst for revenge. Humanity provoked you first. Now that they’ve lived comfortably for so long, they must pay the price. I am you. I am you. I am…

So noisy.

Unfortunately, most of his power remained sealed, and the unsealed portion struggled to hold back the invasion. Bai Shuangying couldn’t silence the voices. He could only endure the erosion of karma. In theory, he shouldn’t have to resist it.

But he didn’t like the future those voices painted.

He was curious about Fang Xiu’s plans. Curious about Fang Xiu’s background. Curious about why Fang Xiu chose this ritual… Curious about their true ending.

Bai Shuangying nestled deeper into that familiar warmth, rubbing against Fang Xiu’s inner flesh.

He had begun to think. He had a better idea—if that thing was using his sealed power, then he would unseal more, and tilt the scales back in his favor.

To do that, he needed to understand Fang Xiu better.

To understand Fang Xiu better, he needed to give Fang Xiu a stronger stimulus.

His human was very clever. For now, the best course of action seemed to be—

Fang Xiu heard crying.

He steadied himself and walked toward the sound, still somewhat weak.

He saw a little girl with a woven grass basket on her back. The basket held wild fruit, mushrooms, and a few scattered odds and ends. She was crying loudly as she walked, utterly heartbroken.

“Daddy, Mommy… I want to go home…”

She wiped her tears, her red cheeks streaked with dirt and snot, looking both pitiful and a bit ridiculous.

A’Shou instinctively stepped forward, but Fang Xiu stopped her. Bai Shuangying’s possession left him weakened, but his thinking remained sharp.

“Not yet,” Fang Xiu said, his eyes fixed on the girl. “This is Bai Shuangying’s story. He wouldn’t casually ‘tell’ a child.”

A’Shou frowned. The child didn’t look too fragile, so she reluctantly agreed.

The girl cried and cried until she tired herself out. She found a rock and sat down, taking off her basket to count what she had—mostly food.

She sobbed as she popped wild fruits into her mouth, not forgetting to offer one up first with several solemn bows.

“Help me, please help me. I’m lost… These are all for you.”

The breeze swept across the grass, but no one answered. The sun moved west, the light taking on a reddish hue.

The little girl shivered and laid out a pile of mushrooms. “Merciful Bodhisattva… Ancestor spirits… Fox spirits… Please…”

She called upon every god and ghost she could think of, but the mountains remained silent. Her eyes grew redder.

Desperately, she rummaged through her basket and finally pulled out a small object. She placed it squarely among the offerings and knelt, bowing clumsily.

“This is a treasure my daddy made for me. You can have it. You can have all of it!”

She trembled as she spoke. “I just want to go home…”

Fang Xiu stared at the crude little object in silence.

It was a small white porcelain figurine.

Because of its tiny size, the craftsmanship was rough and lacked detailed features. But it was snow-white, coated in glossy glaze, and quite a rare piece.

More importantly, it was identical to every white porcelain figurine they had seen before.

It…

[That’s interesting. I’ve never seen something like that before.]

[Those annoying immortals told me not to get involved with humans, but this human came here herself and offered a gift. That should be fine, right?]

[That’s my soil she used. A human made something so amusing from my soil. She said she wanted to go home. If I take her home, then she’s mine.]

Fang Xiu shook his head, clearing the strange thoughts from his mind. He continued watching the girl, though he wasn’t sure why his eyes kept being drawn to that little porcelain figure.

Suddenly, a hand emerged in front of the figurine.

It didn’t quite look human. Its shape was odd, and the little girl screamed, scrambling backward into her now-empty basket.

The glowing “ghost hand” didn’t chase her. It gently picked up the white porcelain figure and pointed in a specific direction.

The girl hid for a while, then cautiously peeked through a gap in the basket at the offering pile. The strange hand was still there, holding the porcelain figure politely, still pointing.

She watched for a long time. Eventually, she crept out of the basket and crawled toward it, inching along on her belly. The hand was indeed strange, but it was smooth and pale, with a kind of subtle beauty.

“Are you a god?” she asked.


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Help Ch139

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 139: Sudden Turn

The practitioners immediately sensed something was wrong. A few of them stopped chanting curses, trying to help the soldiers, but were sternly stopped by Zhuang Feng.

“Hold your formation! If you break ranks now, all will be lost!”

Many of these cultivators were righteous folk, dressed in clean robes with dignified faces. At his command, they didn’t dare hesitate. They circled around the tent that was blowing out golden wind, forming layers of concentric battle arrays, as if surrounding the world’s only source of warmth. Their chanting grew more synchronized, beads of sweat forming on their brows.

The still-conscious victims huddled behind the cultivators, while the soldiers continued pushing forward. Now they had to save not just civilians, but their own deranged comrades.

But the trees kept spreading.

In the shadows, more and more blackened trees bearing “white fruits” multiplied. People were disappearing. The trees spread across the scorched ground, gradually forming a dark forest.

An invisible pressure grew heavier. The soldiers advanced, the practitioners attacked, but the air was thick with confusion and helplessness.

Only Zhuang Feng remained confident, commanding with unwavering calm. With the divine technique of Zhuang Guiqu backing him, everyone followed his lead without question.

The black Taoist didn’t join the spell-chanting. He stayed beside the orphaned child, staring dazedly at the mountainous shadow rising in the distance.

“This has never happened before,” he murmured. “The God of Calamity… has never appeared like this.”

Faced with such an absurd scene, his mind seemed to shut down. Black characters began to drip from the corners of his mouth again.

“This has never happened before?” Fang Xiu asked.

He was crouching beside the Taoist, hiding within the range of Zhuang Guiqu’s magic, not far from the ruined shrine. Fang Xiu had noticed something interesting—the Taoist’s memory of the God of Calamity wasn’t as confused as A’Shou’s. It was more like a preserved insect in amber, intact and unchanged.

The Taoist glanced at the shattered idol in the shrine.

“Yes. I used to think it was just some great evil spirit—watch out!”

He shouted and grabbed the child, who had stumbled forward.

Another thunderous crash echoed through the mountains. A torrent of murky water surged down from above. The great flood swept past Fang Xiu’s group, nearly dragging them away.

This time it didn’t carry debris. The river surged straight through the forest and hurtled toward Zhuang Guiqu tent.

Zhuang Feng didn’t move. He raised his sword toward the water. Hundreds of practitioners behind him stayed put and continued casting spells with full trust.

Then, in the next moment, Zhuang Feng sprang lightly into the air and leapt into the tent glowing with warm light.

His sword sliced the tent open—inside was empty. Only a scroll emitting golden light floated in the air. It flew into Zhuang Feng’s hand, and the golden wind instantly contracted, wrapping only around him.

Hundreds of practitioners were immediately washed away by the flood, utterly exposed to the God of Calamity’s corruption. Before they could even scream, their eyes and tongues bulged grotesquely, and their chanting stopped.

“Fish, fish.”

They let out faint, broken whispers. Their bodies rapidly shriveled and twisted. Limbs burst like soap bubbles and were swept away by the water. Only their bouncing heads remained.

“Fish, fish.”

Their voices grew muffled as the heads floated on the filthy river, resembling white stones from a distance.

Even with the practitioners gone, the mountain fires in the distance still burned green. The dark shadow surged with fury and the river didn’t stop.

They needed to relocate.

Fang Xiu turned and tapped the Taoist on the shoulder. At the touch, the man’s entire arm detached at the shoulder and quickly melted into filthy foam.

But the Taoist didn’t notice. He clutched the child tightly. As soon as the golden wind vanished, the child’s body crumbled on the spot, leaving only a twitching head behind.

The child clearly didn’t understand what was happening. He writhed violently in the Taoist’s collapsing embrace, inching toward the water.

“Fish, fish,” the head squeaked.

Panicked, the Taoist clung to it, as if that could return the child to normal. But the harder he held on, the faster his arms withered and snapped. At last, he looked at Fang Xiu with wide eyes and opened his mouth to ask for help—

“Fish, fish,” he said.

Fang Xiu couldn’t respond. The golden wind had vanished. Darkness fell. He only had time to glimpse the tear at the corner of the Taoist’s eye.

That was the final trace of his humanity. Fang Xiu suddenly realized, he still didn’t know the Taoist’s name.

Maybe the story hadn’t recorded it, which subtly clouded Fang Xiu’s mind and made him forget to ask. But now it was too late.

In just a few seconds, the two heads—one large, one small—hit the ground. They squirmed like live fish, greedily inching toward the river.

Splash.

Two warm, living humans disappeared from the world. Everything was surreal and twisted, like a ridiculous dream.

Fang Xiu had dreamed this exact scene before.

A horizonless mountain range. Trees filled with hanged corpses. Endless rivers of black water. And heads drifting through it all.

In that nightmare, he had wandered helplessly, his feet slowly gnawed away, searching for his lost ghost hand.

That was when he had met Bai Shuangying.

Bai Shuangying…

Fang Xiu instinctively looked toward his ghost.

In the first instant, he didn’t see the familiar white robes. His mind went blank and cold sweat drenched him.

The second instant, he felt Bai Shuangying’s icy hand. But his robe had dulled, fading nearly to charcoal gray.

The third instant, he realized Bai Shuangying’s face had lost all features again. Only the blood-red birthmark remained. Beneath that blank surface, something was writhing frantically, about to burst through the skin.

For the first time ever, Fang Xiu gripped Bai Shuangying’s hand tightly, and Bai Shuangying didn’t respond.

This was bad.

“Tell a story about Xushan! Anything related to the God of Calamity!” Fang Xiu shouted to A’Shou.

Bai Shuangying was an evil spirit, proficient in manipulating karma. Fang Xiu had considered every possible failure point, except this one. That Bai Shuangying might succumb before he did.

They couldn’t stay. They had to escape the story now.

A’Shou didn’t waste time. She began speaking with suppressed fury.

“All civilians perished. The garrison was wiped out. Zhuang Guiqu claimed it was the work of the God of Calamity and rallied soldiers from all corners to march on Xushan.”

“The disaster lasted forty-nine days. Ten thousand troops went in, none came out. The frontier was already short on food and soldiers. The chaos only deepened! Back in the day—”

As expected, black characters fell from her mouth as she spoke.

Another story portal.

Just as Fang Xiu had predicted.

Each time these black words appeared, people had been discussing Xushan and the God of Calamity. That topic could link stories together, allowing transitions between them.

Fang Xiu grabbed Bai Shuangying with one hand, reaching for the floating characters with the other. He planned to repeat the same escape method.

“What are you all doing?”

A cheerful voice spoke up behind him, along with the flare of a flaming sword.

Zhuang Feng.

Zhuang Feng had arrived at some unknown point, glowing with golden light. A’Shou reflexively drew her soft sword, shielding Fang Xiu from the hostile blade.

As a result, the scattered black characters dissipated, and the story portal vanished.

Still, A’Shou held her ground and repeated in a low voice.

“All civilians perished. The garrison was wiped out…”

But barely a few words in, golden light blanketed the area again. Under the brilliance of the divine Heaven-Breaking Divine Art, the newly formed black characters vanished like melting snow.

This wasn’t some makeshift imitation. It was real divine magic. Even a ghost immortal of the Underworld couldn’t withstand a weapon of the Heavens.

“Fascinating magic,” Zhuang Feng remarked leisurely. “You all must be quite accomplished. Unfortunately, you shouldn’t be here.”

“You’ve seen too much. It’s better if you don’t leave the mountain. Forgive me.”

He weighed the sword in his hand. The flames had gone out, revealing its unnaturally sharp edge.

Even though her powers were sealed, A’Shou showed no fear. She readied her stance, shielding the “delicate” Fang Xiu.

“Spouting so much crap. If you want to fight, then fight.”

And then she saw Fang Xiu crawl out from behind her sword and step toward Zhuang Feng.

Zhuang Feng, A’Shou: “?”

“Sorry, this girl was just someone I hired on the road. She doesn’t know the rules,” Fang Xiu said politely.

“I’m only here to help. It’s all a misunderstanding.”

Zhuang Feng was stunned by his audacity. “…Help?”

“I’ve studied ‘E’s’ a bit,” Fang Xiu said casually, looking like he actually meant it. “You’ve gone to great lengths with all this. Isn’t it all to nurture an E?”

Zhuang Feng narrowed his eyes. His sword lowered slightly.

“Set fire to the mountains. Enrage the God of Calamity. Then wake the victims so their suffering draws in outside aid—first your own people, then nearby practitioners. You wanted all of them to die here.”

Fang Xiu spoke fluidly, though his palms were slick with sweat. His mind raced, stitching everything he’d seen and heard into a coherent bluff.

“Now the God of Calamity is in a frenzy. The massacre is done. You’ll petition the court, citing the people’s suffering, and request more troops. When this is over, over a hundred thousand will have died here.”

“Think of that karmic weight. If properly harnessed, you could nurture an E of terrifying scale.”

Zhuang Feng didn’t reply. He just let out a quiet hum, and his expression turned mildly intrigued.

Good—he had bought them some time.

Fang Xiu glanced at Bai Shuangying out of the corner of his eye. As long as he could stall Zhuang Feng, they might still find a way to escape…

“Ah.”

Bai Shuangying suddenly made a sound.

A crooked mouth began forming on his blank face. The shape was all wrong, twisted and grotesque.

“Xushan…”

Even beneath the divine light of the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art, the word still fell from his mouth.


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Help Ch138

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 138: Just the Beginning

A ghost from the past was crying for help.

The child clung to the black Taoist’s shoulder, his sobs growing quieter. Fang Xiu unconsciously slowed his breathing. The Taoist was running into the dark mountains, just as his own parents had done years ago.

Xushan was too vast. Even though the provinces were different, the mountains next to his grandmother’s village had also been part of Xushan’s outer regions.

[Different times and directions, but the same destination.]

[Fang Xiu recalled the scent of plants in the air that day, and the brush-covered terrain of the mountain. He could no longer see his grandmother, who had fallen to the ground, nor the village cult that had tried to keep their family trapped.]

[Little Fang Xiu lay on his father’s shoulder, staring blankly as everything receded. His father was crying, but ran too fast to sob outright, forcing himself to suppress the tears.]

[Young believers from the village chased them with hoes and cleavers in hand.]

[You won’t escape, the believers shrieked. No one survives in these mountains; those who charge into Xushan unprepared rarely leave alive!]

[Come back! Come back! You won’t make it!]

[Fang Xiu still remembered the despair and confusion of that moment. It felt like death was chasing them from behind and awaiting them ahead. His throat convulsed from tension, unable to form words, and his parents had no time to respond.]

[But they still ran forward.]

[If he could return to that day, maybe he could save his family.]

The story here was almost indistinguishable from reality. If he could go back into the story and save them, perhaps he could live out a long, happy tale.

Yes, just like that.

You must understand now. You’re in a story.

And given the choice, wouldn’t a warm, comforting story be better than one of dangerous revenge? I can give you the best story, the longest story—a story that lasts a hundred years.

Go home.

It’s a wonderful wish. Don’t you want it?

Fang Xiu was a little tired. It felt as if something was nudging him to make a wish. They dangled before his eyes like bait, one after another, switching endlessly. Who knew how many more would follow?

This wish didn’t sound too ba—

Don’t control my thoughts.

Fang Xiu smacked his forehead hard with a loud “thwack”, startling Bai Shuangying, who reflexively tightened his grip on Fang Xiu’s wrist.

[…]

What a shame.

Fang Xiu steadied himself and decisively grabbed the weeping black Taoist, and they all bolted in the opposite direction. Bai Shuangying and A’Shou followed closely behind; Bai Shuangying kept hold of Fang Xiu’s wrist, channeling yin energy without pause.

As for A’Shou, this ghost immortal had fully resisted the “God of Calamity’s” influence and moved quickly and steadily.

They ran toward Zhuang Guiqu tent. For once, the three were in agreement. There was no way that wily old man would place himself in the most dangerous position.

“Does the Immortal Encounter E have thoughts of its own?” Fang Xiu asked the two spirits while running, directing the question especially toward A’Shou, the one most directly in charge.

“E’s are dead things. The Immortal Encounter E is also dead. An ‘E’ having a will of its own is unheard of in the Underworld.”

A’Shou spoke in quick, quiet succession without needing to breathe. “At most, they reflect the will of their controller. But the Immortal Encounter E isn’t even active. It can’t be controlled.”

She was confident about that. That entity in all black was certainly suspicious, but it could never be the Immortal Encounter E itself. If E’s had their own consciousness, the Temple of All E’s would’ve already fallen into chaos.

Though in all honesty, she didn’t really understand what was happening now either.

Fang Xiu glanced toward Bai Shuangying again, only to find him distracted. His ghost stared blankly ahead, as if listening to a voice that didn’t exist.

Suddenly, a warm, gentle wind blew by, sending a shiver through Fang Xiu’s body, making him feel significantly lighter. Even the half-dead black Taoist revived slightly, his movements less rigid.

It was a storm created by magic.

The wind carried countless tiny golden lights, breathtakingly beautiful, sweeping out from the direction of Zhuang Guiqu’s tent like ocean waves.

Wherever the golden wind passed, those under control regained their clarity.

Unfortunately, even though they woke, they couldn’t resist the strange “tree transformation” process. In an instant, shrill screams and cries for help exploded in Fang Xiu’s ears.

The child in the black Taoist’s arms gasped for breath and burst into loud wailing. Seeing the Taoist fleeing smoothly, Fang Xiu let go of his hand and took up the rear.

In the chaos, Fang Xiu once again locked eyes on Zhuang Feng.

Zhuang Feng stood beside the tent, calmly sipping sweet soup. Though the bowl held only light broth, he drank it with the air of consuming blood. The tent behind him glowed with lamplight, but Zhuang Guiqu had yet to appear.

Golden winds radiated outward like lotus petals unfolding, breathtaking in their splendor. But the disaster victims had no time to appreciate it.

Mudslides, fires on evil mountains, living immortals offering prayers—just when they thought they could finally relax, death came too suddenly.

Fully awake, the people marched straight into death. Some cultivators fired flames skyward as distress signals. The combination of mud, debris, firelight, and wails made the surroundings a living hell.

Looking at it in the distance, one could see mountain fires and golden wind on the ground, while fireworks lit the sky. Zhuang Feng stood firm, calmly watching the people struggle.

He even briefly glanced at Fang Xiu and the others running the opposite way. He seemed neither surprised nor concerned. Soon, Fang Xiu understood why.

More people were converging from this direction.

The black Taoist licked his cracked lips and patted the trembling child in his arms. His voice was excited beyond reason. “We’re saved! We’re really saved!”

“Thanks to Master Zhuang, otherwise we couldn’t have even lit a signal flare!”

Fang Xiu didn’t respond.

A few days ago, he’d heard the survivors chatting. Disasters like “God of Calamity Descends” often struck the Xushan region. More than a thousand mystics and soldiers were stationed nearby. They hadn’t shown up this time purely because a high-ranking figure like Zhuang Guiqu was present.

Now, with the cries for help so loud and the golden winds waking the cultivators, people had finally realized something was wrong. Fire signals lit up the way like markers.

As reinforcements approached, Zhuang Feng finished his soup, solemnly set down the bowl, and drew his sword.

The sword burst into flames, shooting a fiery column into the sky. In the darkness, it looked like a rallying banner.

“Master Zhuang has resisted the God of Calamity’s corruption! Follow me and save the people!”

His voice boomed, reinforced by the warmth of the sweet soup. “The God of Calamity must be destroyed! Destroy the God of Calamity!”

Fang Xiu pulled the Taoist into the shadows of a crumbling wall. After settling the crying child, he looked out toward the distant chaos.

“What’s that golden light?” he asked the Bai Shuangying who was still in a daze.

“That’s the real Heaven-Breaking Divine Art. Looks like the divine book is still in Zhuang Guiqu hands,” A’Shou cut in before Bai Shuangying could answer, her tone laced with sarcasm.

Fang Xiu asked, “Heaven-Breaking Divine Art?”

A’Shou nodded. “A divine text bestowed by an immortal. This is how it’s truly supposed to look. That Zhuang guy could’ve completely severed the corruption, but instead…” Instead, he only woke the survivors and didn’t lift a finger to help them.

She figured she didn’t need to spell it out. Fang Xiu would understand.

And Fang Xiu did understand perfectly.

“They died too quietly before,” he said. “Zhuang Guiqu wanted a grander stage.”

“Don’t say that…”

The black Taoist finally managed to speak, “Master Zhuang is… helping. This kind of support… is very common.”

His face twisted; the prior corruption still lingered, making his voice wooden. “Just a bit of suppression and they can be saved… the God of Calamity, actually…”

[These days, the God of Calamity rarely responds. Villagers seldom offer prayers. Before the temple was torn down, they could barely scrape together a single whole fruit for the altar.]

[It was a shrine passed down from older generations. The wish-granting methods were always twisted, and the one who made the wish was fated to die violently.]

[Only the most wicked or desperate still prayed to it. Most would’ve torn the shrine down ages ago, if not for the threats it posed.]

[Still, desperate and evil people kept wishing, and the village kept facing disasters. Droughts, floods—they put up with it, and eventually resorted to burning the mountain.]

[After the fires, anomalies would appear, and that’s when people like us were called in to suppress them. My ability to stay in this village came from this skill.]

Fang Xiu’s eyes widened as black characters poured from the Taoist’s mouth. They dripped down his chin, smeared across his robes, and clattered onto the ground.

But this time, Fang Xiu didn’t reach out to touch them.

…Because not far away, the reinforcements were “suppressing” the God of Calamity.

The golden light from the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art cleared the path as soldiers charged ahead to rescue survivors. The practitioners each performed their own magic, building platforms that rose on the spot. Layers of spells overlapped each other, filling the air.

At the front stood Zhuang Feng, his sword pointed skyward, surrounded by a turbulent whirlwind.

Screams mingled with chants. In the distance, the mountain fires shifted hue, turning an eerie green. The flames rose higher, devouring the farthest slopes like a plague of locusts.

Finally, the silence of the mountains broke.

From within the strange green fire, a giant shadow emerged. Its silhouette shifted softly, hard to tell if it was liquid or gas. As it rose, the land trembled and stones cracked with deafening noise.

“It’s working!” Zhuang Feng shouted. “Don’t fear its corruption. The divine art will protect you! Curse it with all your might!”

Behind him, the practitioners cheered. But in the next moment, their voices cut off like a flock of strangled geese…

Within the golden light of the Heaven-Breaking Divine Art, the soldiers’ movements went awry.

They stopped shielding civilians. Their armor turned into bizarre white garments. They twitched uncontrollably. Then they ran to the dead trees that were once the disaster survivors and tied strips of cloth onto the branches. For a moment, thousands of soldiers gathered around the trees creating a lively scene.

“Sprout. Sprout,” they murmured deliriously.

“Bloom. Bloom.” They looped the ropes around their waist and hung them on the branches.

“Fruit. Fruit.”

Then, joyfully, they leapt up and placed their necks into the nooses, swinging happily among the dead branches.

“Harvest. Harvest.”

Their throats made a cracking sound, and they turned into smiling fruit.

In a flash, the barren forest became lush and full of life, heavy with fruit. Bathed in the golden wind, the scene looked alive and thriving.

So that’s it, Fang Xiu thought.

The dead survivors weren’t the end. They were only the beginning.


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch4

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4: New Destination

“If ‘my’ memory is correct, there are also dwarves, goblins, and centaurs who claim to be descendants of Saint Salaar.”

Salaar spoke in a tone that was hard to describe. “Salaar’s preferences are truly astonishing.”

The mage was unsure how “Lord Karns” felt about this. “Uh, the Karns family also has Saint Salaar’s token.”

“Oh? So a ‘token’ is all it takes?”

Salaar casually plucked a button from the mage’s clothes and tossed it to Myss. “Look, your token button. This guy is now your grandson.”

Mage: “…”

Myss, who instinctively caught it: “?”

He stuffed the button back into Salaar’s collar. “You are the grandson.”

Salaar’s neck was warm and solid, brimming with life. Myss barely held back the urge to curse him to death.

Letting Myss fuss with his collar, Salaar kept threatening the mage. “In short, you had better cooperate and throw away those unrealistic fantasies.”

The mage fell silent.

……

The bandits’ base wasn’t far from town and looked like an abandoned farm.

A single horse stood alone in the stable. The sheep pen was heaped with junk. Insects shrilled in the shrubs. The cabins were in decent repair; the largest one had a light on. The smallest served as a storeroom, and a duty roster was nailed to its door.

It was late summer turning to autumn. The night still held humid heat, and the air felt like fog even though there was none. In the clear moonlight, everything was plain to see.

Myss, however, smelled cold soup, wastewater, and rotting blood. He knew they lurked in the shadows.

The sharpest stench came from right under his nose. He tugged at his clothes, face full of distaste.

Before leaving the manor, Salaar had made him change out of the ritual robe and stripped a set of clothes from a bandit’s corpse for him.

The outfit was bulky and filthy, the fabric soaked with blood and sweat, clinging to his skin like a slug. The hat was a size too big and reeked of rancid scalp oil.

Salaar, for his part, had wrapped himself in four full layers and at a glance looked like a clumsy burly man.

The mage led the disguised pair over the fence and stopped before the storeroom. He fished a key from under a flowerpot and handed it to Salaar with shaking hands.

“As long as you spare my life, I…”

Before the mage could finish speaking, a flash split the night, and a ritual dagger was plunged into his heart.

A clean, decisive execution. The mage collapsed on the ground with a look of bewilderment still lingering on his face.

Salaar stood with his back to the moon; his features steeped in shadow. He drew the dagger back, his breathing perfectly steady.

Myss stared at the wound that kept welling blood.

Something crawled out of the mage’s chest. It was a half transparent weasel with exaggerated fangs. It twitched atop his chest, its eyes rolling, cursing feebly.

In a few seconds the weasel dissipated like mist, as if it had never existed.

“What are you looking at?” Salaar asked gently, still holding the bloody dagger.

“Nothing.” Myss pulled back his gaze. “Why the rush to act? I thought you would scout for information first.”

Salaar: “Do you want the pleasant reason or the unpleasant one?”

“Pleasant? From you?”

“All right, I will give you a buy one get one free.”

Salaar wiped the dagger with practiced ease. “First, he saw your special magic and might leak it. Second, there are many ways to get information, so why would I keep a villain like that at my side?”

He shot Myss a meaningful glance, and their eyes met.

“Fair point. One of you is trouble enough,” Myss said with a sigh.

Salaar: “……”

Smiling, he turned the key. The keyhole gave a brittle protest.

Just as Salaar had expected, the bandits’ base was well stocked.

Cash and jewels went without saying. The storeroom held plenty of everyday clothes and even a few passable old formal suits.

Food was stacked by the door, including cheese, jerky, and light wine. Myss dug into the back of a shelf and came up with sugar and butter as well.

Salaar picked up a sharply scented red rind cheese, and a hint of nostalgia crossed his face.

“What is that?” Myss had no memory of this type of cheese.

“This one is good grilled. When you eat it, you should dip it in plenty of sugar or honey. It is quite good plain too.”

Salaar sliced a piece with the freshly cleaned dagger and chewed with care.

Then he gagged and spat it out, which gave Myss a start.

“Quite good plain,” was it?

How terrifying. When this brat gets ruthless, he lies even to himself. Myss immediately backed away from the cheese as if it might launch an attack.

“The taste is a bit off.” Salaar weakly wiped his mouth. “…Maybe I remembered wrong.”

Even so, he tucked the cheese away.

His scavenging technique was unusually practiced. He stacked a large amount of supplies neatly into the packs, so tidy it was as if those shabby bags had spatial magic. They swallowed all the cash and jewels, the lighter foodstuffs and daily necessities, and several carefully chosen sets of clothing.

Unfortunately, these bandits didn’t care much for reading.

As for paper documents, aside from a world map, Salaar found only a pile of erotic novels, several of which even starred him as the lead.

Myss picked up “The Goblin Queen’s Invitation” and deliberately rustled the pages, one step short of reciting the contents on the spot.

Salaar lowered his head and dutifully played the deaf man. He patiently opened each book, read a few pages, and checked whether the cover was a misleading disguise.

Suddenly the sound of pages turning stopped without warning.

Myss glanced over on instinct and found Salaar studying a book titled “Sweet Trap”. His expression was subtle, and his eyebrows climbed higher and higher.

Did he find something? Myss hurried over to take a look, and his smile vanished at once.

In that slim booklet the author explained in two or three lines why a “pure hero” would seduce a “Chaos Witch”. Everything else was details of the “seduction”. The prose was vulgar and showy, and the content was unfit for the eyes.

Of course, no names were mentioned. Who it was about was so hard to guess.

By the time Myss realized what he had just read, it was already too late.

For a second Myss even hated the fact that the slave was “literate”. He snatched that damned book, black magic surged out at once, and “Sweet Trap” was reduced to nothing.

“What a pity,” Salaar said with a tease.

A pity? Remembering the last part he had read, Myss felt a chill over his whole body, as if that passage had taken a bite out of his mind. In three hundred years of trading blows with Salaar, he had never been hurt this badly.

“How can humans be this crazy,” he muttered, then suddenly realized something. “Hey, don’t tell me you really did it with the goblin queen…”

“If you insist on knowing, the only beings I have ever had carnal relations with are the mosquitoes of the Crimson Marsh.”

Salaar barely held back a laugh. “I must say, it was a night to remember.”

Myss shot him a glare and rummaged even louder.

Half an hour later they had gathered the necessities. In “Common Treatments for Injuries and Illnesses”, Salaar found several identification papers. The bandits had used those parchment slips as bookmarks, all tucked into the chapters “Knife Wounds”, “Snakebite”, and “Plague”.

Salaar chose two with the most suitable birth dates, uncorked a bottle of alchemical ink, and neatly altered the names.

When they left the storeroom, they looked completely refreshed.

Salaar picked a simple dark blue suit. The fabric was nothing special, yet he wore it with a hint of refinement. Myss donned an overly loose dark gray cloak with a few belts cinched at the shoulders and waist, a look both elegant and uninhibited.

Their packs bulged with essentials and their freshly minted identities—

Scholar Salaar and Ranger Myss.

“Let us swing by the manor first,” Myss calculated. “There are still plenty of things we didn’t take, and I need a bath…”

Bits of Old Aiken were still on him. Compared to that, a bath didn’t seem so bad.

Salaar slung the packs onto their only horse. The white horse snorted in impatience.

“I already burned it down,” he said lightly.

“What?”

“A little delayed magic.”

Salaar waved it off. “Have you thought about why those bandits knew I was ‘Lord Karns’ and still dared to go for the kill?

And Old Aiken knew very well what status the Karns family holds. He wouldn’t be stupid enough to suddenly murder his master.”

Myss frowned in confusion. He truly didn’t understand the complexity of human hierarchy.

Salaar saw his puzzlement. “Long story short, killing ‘me’ had to have been done with the family’s blessing.”

Kendrick Karns had been too deranged. It was no surprise if the family wanted to erase him.

From what Salaar knew of nobles, they would never leave everything to Old Aiken. They would certainly investigate afterward. So he had burned the manor to the ground and killed the mage in the bandit base’s storeroom, creating the look of a bandit raid followed by an internal dispute over the spoils.

It was only a stopgap, though. The Karns family might have other means of inquiry, and he had to prepare for the worst.

Dawn was near. Returning to town would only invite complications. They had to leave as soon as possible.

Route planning, disguise techniques, the noble way of doing things… The thoughts crashed through his head like a collapsed dam.

Amidst the faint ringing in his ears, Salaar pressed his temples.

Two steps away, Myss gave a loud grumble. The sound scattered the suggestive ringing, and Salaar turned his head.

“In short, the manor is gone, so no bath,” Myss concluded, still wearing a puzzled look.

It was the puzzlement of someone not personally concerned. The Archdemon clearly didn’t care about the schemes of human nobles, just as a giant beast of the deep sea didn’t care whether it would rain tomorrow.

“Yes, no bath. Which means we need to find the next bathtub.” Salaar patted the white horse’s newly set saddle.

Myss looked him up and down and didn’t move. “Destination?”

“The northern mountain city of ‘Rosha’, not far from here,” Salaar said. “The young lord has a pen pal there. They once had an enthusiastic discussion about how to put a human soul into a corpse.

Want to read the letters? I have them on me, since you know how to read.” He couldn’t help laughing at the last part.

Never mind human souls, that “Sweet Trap” clearly refused to die, Myss thought darkly.

Salaar mounted first, leaving space behind him. He tapped the saddle to signal Myss to hurry up.

Truth be told, Myss was extremely reluctant. Yet compared with running after the horse, or sitting in front of Salaar—the thought of that damned book made his hair stand on end—sitting behind Salaar felt less awkward.

Fine.

Myss climbed on properly, gripped the edge of the saddle with both hands, and didn’t touch Salaar at all.

Salaar gave a casual wave. A warm breeze swept past, and the flecks of flesh stuck to Myss vanished without a trace, leaving Myss feeling clean and fresh.

“Didn’t you say your magic was low and you needed to conserve it?” Myss frowned.

Salaar shook out his new clothes. “I’m afraid you will smear mine.”

Myss drew in a sharp breath. He had been careless. How had he not thought of that move just now?

…Next time for sure. He clenched the saddle and silently resolved himself.


The author has something to say:

Myss: How can humans’ kinks be this crazy?

They can, my friend, they can. That’s exactly what being into non-humans is like.

“Sweet Trap” is only disreputable gossip not worthy of public release. For the official version, read “A Contract Between Enemies”.


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