Flight of a Pair of Phoenixes Ch5

Author: 哔哔 (Bi Bi) / Jin Gang Quan

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 5

Qingqing sat by the bed and fed Huo Fenghua his medicine spoonful by spoonful. After he finished, she carefully wiped his mouth before getting up to set the empty bowl aside.

Huo Fenghua had been drowsy and asleep earlier, but now he was fully awake. He asked Qingqing, “Is Su Zeyang really good at martial arts?”

Qingqing glanced at him. When she spoke, there was a hint of longing in her eyes. “Before Young Master Su married the General, he was a famous heroic young swordsman in the martial world. I only heard it from the maid by Young Master Su’s side. They say Young Master Su has a sword called Qinghong. Back when he roamed the martial world, everyone called him the Qinghong Sword. They said his swordplay was like a flying swan treading snow, light as a swallow, yet incomparably fierce, his blade leaving no trace when it struck.”

Huo Fenghua was tired of lying facedown. He propped his cheek with one hand and quietly imagined Su Zeyang in white swinging a longsword. Forget a little maid like Qingqing, even he felt a bit of yearning. He asked, “Why is it only a rumor? You’ve never seen his sword?”

Qingqing shook her head. “After Young Master Su married the General, he hardly ever even leaves the General’s Manor. I’ve never seen his sword either.”

Huo Fenghua was a man himself, and he couldn’t quite understand Su Zeyang’s mindset. “If he’s that capable, why would he willingly marry someone and become a male wife?”

Qingqing looked at him. “Because General Feng is also outstanding.”

Huo Fenghua said, “Oh?”

Qingqing said, “The General was famous from a young age. Since childhood he’s studied military texts and mastered the strategies of a hundred schools. At thirteen he followed the old General into battle. His Dragon Subduing Whip technique is unmatched under heaven, and by now he’s killed countless of enemies.”

Huo Fenghua didn’t know Feng Tianzong at all. Listening to Qingqing’s brief description, he sketched out a tall, imposing man in his mind. He couldn’t help asking curiously, “What does General Feng look like?”

Qingqing laughed. “You don’t even remember what the General looks like?”

Huo Fenghua said, “I don’t even remember you, Qingqing. How would I remember him?”

Qingqing’s face suddenly turned red. After a quick “Peh,” she said, “The General is handsome and unmatched in the world. The year he was ennobled as a General at eighteen, a saying spread among the girls of the capital: if you marry, marry a man of the Feng family. Naturally they were referring to General Feng.”

Huo Fenghua said, “Then if he married a man, wouldn’t all the girls feel it was a pity?”

Qingqing said softly, “General Feng and Young Master Su are a perfect pair. If you want to envy someone, you can’t even envy them.” Then she went to the bedside and told Huo Fenghua, “Young Master, be good. Don’t provoke Young Master Su anymore.”

Huo Fenghua felt indignant hearing this. “How have I provoked him?”

Qingqing’s gaze held a bit of pity. “Young Master Su’s heart is only with the General. He doesn’t usually stoop to argue with others, but General Feng is different. When he returns to the capital, if he finds out you’ve caused so much trouble, he’ll probably punish you again.”

Huo Fenghua suddenly felt his back wound throb in waves of pain.

Qingqing said, “Even though you married into the General’s Manor, it was an imperial decree. The General couldn’t disobey. But there’s only Young Master Su in his heart. No one else can squeeze in. You might as well give up and just stay in this side courtyard and live quietly.”

Huo Fenghua didn’t answer. He could tell Qingqing was speaking sincerely out of kindness, and he couldn’t exactly tell her his future plans. He only lay there in silence. After a long while, he finally said, “I understand.”

With new injuries and old illness, Huo Fenghua was tormented for nearly a month before his body gradually recovered.

During this time he truly behaved as Qingqing told him to, staying quietly in the side courtyard to recuperate. When he was bored, he had Qingqing find him piles of books and storybooks, which he read while lying on the bed or the cushioned daybed.

The wounds on his back looked mottled and unsightly, but in truth they were shallow and didn’t cut deep. Su Zeyang had someone deliver ointment, and each day Qingqing changed his medicine for him.

About a month later, Qingqing saw that the wounds on his back were nearly healed, and even the scars were extremely faint. Delighted, she said, “Maybe it won’t even leave scars.”

Huo Fenghua lay on the daybed with a storybook spread open on the floor, reaching out now and then to turn a page. Lazily, he said, “Whether it scars or not doesn’t matter. A man looks more charming with a few scars.”

Qingqing was in a good mood and didn’t mind his nonsense. She tidied up the medicine bowls in the room and went out.

The moment she left, Huo Fenghua rolled off the daybed, opened the cabinet in the room, and started packing his things. Because he was a man, there wasn’t much jewelry in the room, only a few jade pendants and jade bracelets, plus two emerald-green hairpins. He didn’t know whether they were valuable, but he gathered them together anyway. Besides those, he still had the thirty taels of silver he’d gotten from pawning the pendant and winning at the gambling house. During these days, he’d asked Qingqing and learned that thirty taels was also a large sum, enough for him to live outside for quite a while.

So he packed everything together, bundled it up, shoved it under the bed, and decided he’d leave the General’s Manor tonight.

He waited until night fell and the whole manor grew quiet. Huo Fenghua blew out the candle early and sat by the bed, listening quietly for a long time, but he didn’t hear a single footstep.

His little courtyard was remote. Ever since his punishment, he hadn’t stepped outside. No one came to visit him either. As time went on, he even began to feel like the world only contained him and Qingqing.

Feng Tianzong, Su Zeyang, the General and the swordsman, the immortal lovers. It all felt like they were characters from a storybook, ethereal and unreal.

If he left like this, he probably wouldn’t see Qingqing again. He felt a bit reluctant, but it still wasn’t enough to stop him from leaving.

He waited another hour, figuring everyone in the manor must have gone to sleep. Only then did he reach under the bed for his bundle. In the darkness he pushed open the wooden door and went outside.

Maybe because he’d been too well-behaved lately, Su Zeyang hadn’t arranged for anyone to guard his courtyard gate again. From the side courtyard outward, everything was unobstructed.

But he didn’t dare go through the front gate or the back gate. Any gate would definitely have guards, and if he alerted anyone it wouldn’t be worth it. So he chose a high wall near the back gate. Outside the wall was a quiet capital street. Inside the wall was a secluded courtyard with a pond and an artificial rockery. The pond was built along the wall. At the closest point, the rockery was even a bit taller than the outer wall. All he needed to do was climb to the top of the rockery, then make a light jump, grab the top of the wall, and flip over.

The problem was that to climb the rockery, he had to enter the pond. Huo Fenghua didn’t know martial arts, so he could only wade in honestly. Before stepping in, he deliberately took off his shoes and socks. He tested with one foot and realized the pond wasn’t shallow. Gritting his teeth, he took off his trousers too. With one hand he held his shoes, socks, and trousers. With the other he gathered up the hem of his robe. Then he stepped into the pond and waded toward the rockery in the middle.

When Huo Fenghua finally climbed onto the rockery and out of the water, he found a dry spot and was about to put his trousers back on when he suddenly heard footsteps coming toward this courtyard. He stopped at once and lay low, perfectly still.

That person went to the shrubs in the corner of the courtyard to pee, then pulled up his trousers and headed back.

Huo Fenghua let out a small breath, but he didn’t dare waste time. He only put on his shoes, stuffed his socks and trousers into his bundle, and planned to climb over the wall first and put them on slowly afterward.

The rockery was rugged. Even though it was slick with night dew, it wasn’t hard to climb. Huo Fenghua was fairly nimble. He climbed all the way to the top, then finally lifted his head to judge the distance to the wall.

The moment he lifted his head, he nearly scared himself to death.

The first thing he saw was a pair of boots dangling from the wall, swinging lazily. When he lifted his head higher, he discovered someone sitting on the wall.

He didn’t know how the person had gotten up there, or how long he’d been sitting there. But when Huo Fenghua had been climbing with his head down, that person must have already been there. He’d watched silently the entire time, only now letting out a sudden chuckle.

“Kid, where’re you going in the middle of the night?”

Huo Fenghua looked up at the man’s face and found it was an old man with hair and beard already gray, wearing ragged clothes, a wine gourd hanging at his waist. His cheeks were faintly red too, looking like a drunken vagrant.

He recovered from the scare and came up with an excuse on the spot. “I want to sneak out for a drink.”

The old man continued chuckling then said, “A drink? No need to go out for that.”

“What?” Before Huo Fenghua could react, the old man stuck out a foot and kicked him on the shoulder.

Huo Fenghua had struggled to climb the rockery, and with that one kick he was knocked straight back down. He fell on his back into the pond with a huge splash.

The water reached past his knees. In an instant he sank under, flailing both arms as he struggled to get back up.

Suddenly he felt someone grab one of his hands. With a light tug, he was pulled out of the water and tossed onto the dry grass.

Huo Fenghua spat out a mouthful of water and saw the old man squatting beside him, saying, “Little brother, want a drink?”

Huo Fenghua didn’t have time to answer. The old man had already taken off his wine gourd and shoved it to his mouth. Spicy liquor flooded into him. Caught off guard, the strong alcohol shot straight into his windpipe. He lifted a hand and shoved the gourd away, rolled over onto his stomach, and started coughing violently, cursing, “Get the hell away from me, you crazy old bastard!”

Huo Fenghua didn’t like cursing, but he’d heard it plenty. In anger, he naturally spat out whatever sounded nastiest.

A lot of the old man’s wine spilled onto the ground. He righted the gourd, pained, and said, “I offered you wine out of kindness. You knock over my wine and then curse me?”

Huo Fenghua wiped the liquor off his face with his soaked sleeve and said, “Did I say I wanted your wine? You psycho!”

“What did you call me?” The old man didn’t understand and leaned closer to ask.

Huo Fenghua had a hard knot of anger inside him and cursed without restraint. “A psycho. A crazy old bastard!”

The old man frowned, seeming to think about what “psycho” meant. After a moment of contemplation, he suddenly pointed at Huo Fenghua’s lower body and said, “Why are you sneaking out for wine without wearing trousers?”

Huo Fenghua looked down and realized he didn’t know when his robe hem had rolled up, exposing two pale, long legs. He hurriedly tugged his robe down to cover himself. “I’ll drink however I want. Even if I stripped naked and went out drinking upside down, it wouldn’t cost you a single copper coin.”

“Ah,” the old man said while staring at him. “You brat. Young as you are, you’ve got a sharp tongue.”

Huo Fenghua said, “You old man, half your legs are already in the coffin and you still come out being a nuisance.”

The old man suddenly laughed. He sat down beside him and took a huge swig from the gourd.

Huo Fenghua sat up too. He opened his bundle, wanting to find something dry to wipe his face, but as soon as he opened it he saw the bundle was soaked through as well. He angrily tossed it to the side, breathed out heavily, and thought he wouldn’t be escaping tonight.

Seeing his movements, the old man bumped Huo Fenghua’s arm with his elbow. “Kid, tell me straight. Where were you climbing the wall to go in the middle of the night?”

Huo Fenghua didn’t answer. He only said, “And what were you doing climbing the wall to get in at night? Stealing?”

The old man said, “I’m here looking for my disciple.”

“Looking for your disciple.” Huo Fenghua looked him over coldly. “Sneaking in over a wall at midnight to look for a disciple. Sounds like neither you nor your disciple are decent people.”

The old man chuckled. “I also think my disciple’s a fake decent sort.”

Huo Fenghua’s wet clothes clung to him uncomfortably, and the half-healed wounds on his back started itching too. He stood up and said, “I’m going back to change.”

“Hey,” the old man called after him. “What’s your name?”

Picking up his bundle, Huo Fenghua replied casually, “Huo Fenghua.”

The old man nodded. “My name’s Gu Guangji.”

Huo Fenghua pointed at him. “Lao* Gu, I’ll remember you. I’ll settle this score after I change clothes.”

*Old (老). It’s a form of address to someone who is older, senior, or to show closeness or respect. In this case, it’s more so calling him “old man” Gu.

He turned to leave, but Gu Guangji followed behind him, talking as he walked. “You still haven’t told me where you were going.”

Huo Fenghua hesitated, then asked, “Are you from the General’s Manor?”

Gu Guangji said, “No.”

Huo Fenghua asked, “And your disciple is?”

Gu Guangji thought for a moment. “Sort of.”

Huo Fenghua shook his soaked bundle. “Then I can’t tell you.”

Gu Guangji was full of curiosity and stuck close to him. “Then tell me what you are in the General’s Manor.”

Huo Fenghua said, “I can’t tell you that either.”

As Gu Guangji walked, the wine gourd at his waist kept clanking. He said, “Then I’ll call someone and tell them you’re trying to climb the wall and run away.”

Huo Fenghua stopped short. He thought for a moment, then said to Gu Guangji, “Want to make a bet?”

The moment he heard “bet,” Gu Guangji’s interest flared. He nodded repeatedly. “Sure. What are we betting?”

Huo Fenghua pulled a copper coin out of his inner pouch, pinched it between his fingertips, and showed Gu Guangji both sides. Then he lightly tossed it into the air, caught it, and said, “Heads or tails? If you guess right, I’ll tell you who I am and what I’m doing tonight. If you guess wrong, you leave immediately and stop following me.”

Gu Guangji didn’t even think. “Heads.”

Huo Fenghua smiled and opened his palm for him to see. The coin lay tails up. He closed his hand and said, “You lost.”

Gu Guangji refused to accept it. “Best two out of three.”

Huo Fenghua didn’t care. He casually tossed the coin again, caught it, and glanced at Gu Guangji.

Gu Guangji insisted, “Heads.”

Huo Fenghua opened his hand. Again, tails. He was about to pocket the coin and do another round, but this time Gu Guangji suddenly reached out and snatched the coin right out of his palm.

“You’re cheating. I’ll do it.”

Huo Fenghua froze. He really had been cheating, but it was pitch-black around them. The two of them were only using the faint lantern light in the distance to barely make out the coin’s face. Huo Fenghua knew his sleight of hand was clever, but he didn’t know how Gu Guangji had seen through it in the dim night. What shocked him even more was Gu Guangji’s speed. Huo Fenghua hadn’t even seen him move, and the coin was already gone from his hand.

Gu Guangji grinned. He put the coin on his fingertip and flicked it with two fingers. The coin shot into the air and vanished into the darkness. Gu Guangji rubbed his head and groaned, “Oh my, too much force.”

Huo Fenghua didn’t want to deal with him anymore and turned to leave.

But Gu Guangji grabbed his sleeve. “How did you cheat when you tossed the coin? I watched twice and still didn’t catch it. You have to teach me.”

Huo Fenghua said impatiently, “Why should I teach you? That’s how I make my living.”

Gu Guangji wouldn’t let go. “Tell me what you want. I can trade you.”

Huo Fenghua was about to say he didn’t want anything, when he suddenly remembered that the old man could easily climb up and sit on the General’s Manor wall, and with one hand he’d lifted Huo Fenghua out of the water. The man was old, but his skills were clearly not shallow. So Huo Fenghua said, “Teach me martial arts, and I’ll teach you how to toss the coin.”

Gu Guangji froze.

Huo Fenghua thought he’d definitely refuse.

But after that pause, Gu Guangji burst into laughter. “Sure! Kneel right now and kowtow to me three times, call me Master*, and I’ll teach you martial arts.”

*Shifu (师父).

Huo Fenghua went still on the spot.

Seeing he didn’t respond, Gu Guangji snorted. “Do you know who I am? I’m the head of the Xianyuan Sect. I’m taking you as a disciple today, and you’re not immediately kneeling to call me Master, you’re actually hesitating.”

“What sect?” Huo Fenghua thought. What kind of sect is that? I’ve never even heard of it. But if he was a sect leader, his martial arts would naturally be strong. Learning some skills for self-defense couldn’t be a bad thing. Next time Su Zeyang wanted to whip him, even if he couldn’t win, at least he could stand up and run.

Gu Guangji looked displeased, his face darkening. “I’m seventy this year. I’ve only ever taken one disciple. If you take me as your master, you’ll be the final disciple of the head of the Xianyuan Sect. If I didn’t think your talent was decent and you suited my eye, I wouldn’t want to take on a little disciple at my age. You think I’m really coveting your petty little underhanded tricks?”

With that, Gu Guangji suddenly leapt up. Light as drifting smoke, he flew toward the distant shrubs, reached in and fished around, then returned to Huo Fenghua and opened his palm.

In his palm was the very copper coin he’d just flung away.

Gu Guangji saw the astonishment on Huo Fenghua’s face and gave a smug grin. He closed his fist, squeezed, then opened it again. The coin had been bent.

At that point, Huo Fenghua didn’t hesitate anymore. He lifted his robe and dropped to his knees. Unfortunately, his clothes were still wet. He lifted the robe halfway, remembered he wasn’t wearing trousers, and hurriedly let go. Then he kowtowed three times and said, “This disciple Huo Fenghua pays respects to Master.”

Gu Guangji roared with laughter, tossed the coin away, slapped Huo Fenghua on the shoulder, then slid his hand down to support him and pull him up. “Good disciple. Come on, I’ll take you to meet your senior brother.”

Huo Fenghua had just stood when he asked curiously, “Who’s my senior brother*?”

*[Shixiong] (师兄) It’s a term usually used to refer to an older or higher rank male who is your senior with whom you share the same master/teacher or sect with.

Gu Guangji already had one hand on his shoulder. He lifted him into the air and carried him in rising and falling arcs over several courtyard walls. Finally they stopped in front of a door. Gu Guangji lifted a foot and kicked it open, then reached out and threw Huo Fenghua inside.

Luckily, directly opposite the door was a big bed. Huo Fenghua crashed headfirst into it, and the person sleeping there flipped up in one nimble motion to stand by the bed. Dizzy, Huo Fenghua lifted his head and smelled a faint sandalwood scent.


The author has something to say:

Feng and Su are truly in love. I actually just want to write a real three-person 3P story where all three of them are mutually into each other, mutually jealous, with both explicit scenes and angst.


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Flight of a Pair of Phoenixes Ch4

Author: 哔哔 (Bi Bi) / Jin Gang Quan

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 4

What did it feel like to have a whip cracked across your back? In more than twenty years of living, Huo Fenghua had truly never experienced it. But he’d been beaten before and he had common sense. He knew that the moment that leather whip came down, it wouldn’t feel good.

He knelt there in the middle of the main hall in a daze, seeing everyone on both sides with their heads lowered in silence. For some reason, a strange emptiness rose in his chest. He didn’t know why he had to be here, and he didn’t know why he had to kneel and take all of this.

He had the impulse to stand up and leave, to say, “I’m not playing along with this.” But he also doubted whether he even had the ability to get out. He glanced at Lu Xi, whose eyes were sharp and bright, then at Su Zeyang behind him holding the whip as he slowly walked up. He thought he’d probably have to endure these ten lashes first.

Su Zeyang didn’t speak, standing there so silently that even his breathing couldn’t be heard. He didn’t swing the whip either.

That made Huo Fenghua even more tense. Without meaning to, he tightened the muscles in his back, waiting for the whip that could strike at any moment.

Then Su Zeyang moved, suddenly. He was far faster than Huo Fenghua had expected. By the time Huo Fenghua heard the whip cut through the air, his back had already gone abruptly cold, then started burning hot, and only after that did he begin to register the pain.

The pain grew gradually stronger. Just as Huo Fenghua thought he could still withstand it, the second lash came down. After that there was no pause at all. The third, the fourth. The pain sharpened and spread across his entire back. Huo Fenghua had his lips clenched tight, yet he still heard himself letting out small, broken cry every time the whip landed.

Where he couldn’t see, his clothes had been torn open by the whip. Tender skin split, blood sliding downward, then twisting as it met the next wound and changing its course, soaking through the shredded fabric across his back. It was a miserable sight.

Qingqing couldn’t help closing her eyes.

Only Lu Xi knew that the wounds on Huo Fenghua’s back looked frightening, but they were all superficial. The moment the first lash landed, he’d already known Su Zeyang had held back. Asking to carry out the punishment personally was simply another way of pleading for mercy on Huo Fenghua’s behalf.

Ten lashes in Su Zeyang’s hands ended quickly. He lightly tossed the whip to a servant at his side and said, “Take Young Master Huo back to his room.”

Huo Fenghua’s mind was already a mess. He couldn’t even count how many lashes he’d taken. When he heard Su Zeyang say that, the muscles he’d been holding tight finally released all at once. But his body had been weak to begin with. The moment he relaxed, he pitched forward and passed out.

Su Zeyang was closest. When Huo Fenghua collapsed, he stepped in and steadied him, supporting his jaw so he wouldn’t smash his face into the floor. Then he sighed, simply lifted him up, and carried him back to the side courtyard where he lived.

Huo Fenghua didn’t stay unconscious for long. He lay facedown on the bed for a while and gradually came to. Aside from the pain in the wounds on his back, he felt cold sweat constantly breaking out on his forehead. His whole body couldn’t decide whether it was hot or cold as it shook uncontrollably.

He heard Qingqing’s footsteps in the room. After a moment, she came to the bedside and said, “Young Master, don’t move. I’m going to cut your clothes open.”

He gave a soft “Mm.” He didn’t have the strength to thrash around anyway. He heard scissors cutting through fabric, and then his back went cool.

Qingqing sat by the bed and said softly, “I’m going to wipe your wounds.”

Huo Fenghua was half-dazed, but he still remembered to ask, “Is it clean?”

Qingqing said, “The cotton gauze has all been boiled in water. Young Master Su told me to wipe your wounds with alcohol. I’ll be gentle. Bear with it.”

When Huo Fenghua heard her mention Su Zeyang, he couldn’t help giving a cold snort. “Doesn’t he want me dead?”

The moment the words left his mouth, he heard Su Zeyang’s voice at the doorway.

“I don’t want you dead. No one in the General’s Manor wants you dead, except for yourself.”

Huo Fenghua froze, realizing he meant the matter of him throwing himself into the water to commit suicide. He gave a light snort and didn’t speak again.

Qingqing washed his wounds with clean water, then carefully went over them again with wine. He knew exactly how much it would hurt to get alcohol on open wounds, but when it really happened, it was still unbearable. Even though Qingqing’s movements were already very light, his eyes reddened with pain. He clenched his teeth, yet the groans kept slipping out.

All he could do was keep telling himself, “It needs disinfecting. If it’s not disinfected it’ll get infected. Just endure it. It’ll pass.”

He muttered through clenched teeth. Su Zeyang stood by the bed and asked, “What did you say?”

By now Qingqing had finished cleaning the wounds on his back. She set aside the blood-soaked gauze. Huo Fenghua finally let out a breath, slumping weakly onto the bed as he said, “What’s it to you?”

Su Zeyang didn’t get angry. He’d come back because he’d brought some salve for Huo Fenghua. After Qingqing cleaned the wounds, he sat by the bed, took out a white jade box, and set it aside.

“I’ll apply the medicine for you.” Then he instructed Qingqing, “I’ve already sent someone to fetch the physician. Go bring him in to take Young Master Huo’s pulse. These next few days, he still needs to take his decoction every day.”

Qingqing acknowledged with a yes and withdrew.

Huo Fenghua lay facedown on the bed, feeling Su Zeyang’s fingers dipped in ointment and slowly spread it over the wounds on his back. His movements were gentle, and the ointment was cool and smooth. The searing pain eased immediately by quite a bit. Huo Fenghua let out a long sigh and said, “You’re afraid I’ll die in the General’s Manor, aren’t you?”

Su Zeyang actually replied evenly, “If you die right now, I won’t be able to explain it to the General.”

He answered without the slightest attempt to hide it. Huo Fenghua was so angry he laughed, and the movement tugged at the wounds on his back in stabbing waves of pain.

Hearing him laugh, Su Zeyang paused. “What are you laughing at?”

Huo Fenghua had a knot of anger in his chest. With a cold laugh he said, “What does it matter what I’m laughing at? Anyway, even if I die, I won’t die in your General’s Manor and get in the way of you and the General living blissfully together. Don’t worry.”

Su Zeyang stopped moving his hands. He sat quietly at the bedside for a moment, then said, “You aren’t Huo Fenghua.”

Huo Fenghua jolted. Twisting awkwardly, he forced himself to turn his head to look at him. Su Zeyang’s expression was still calm and serious, making Huo Fenghua’s heart tighten a little.

“If I’m not Huo Fenghua, then who am I?”

“How would I know?” Su Zeyang said. “But you don’t resemble Huo Fenghua.”

Huo Fenghua had originally been a spoiled young wastrel. When he’d first been forced to marry into the General’s Manor as a concubine, he’d been choking on resentment, ready to kick up a storm. Back then, Feng Tianzong was still in the manor and would mercilessly teach Huo Fenghua a lesson. After that, Huo Fenghua had been frightened into submission. He’d go out of his way to avoid Su Zeyang, and his words and actions became timid and trembling, until he finally chose to throw himself into the lake.

The Huo Fenghua lying here now might not be any more principled, but Su Zeyang still felt he was different. At the very least, even facedown on a bed with his back full of whip wounds, he could still laugh.

Huo Fenghua didn’t want to explain his identity to Su Zeyang. He turned his head back and lay still again, saying, “If I’m not Huo Fenghua, then who could I be? Maybe I’m a water ghost, and the real Huo Fenghua died as my substitute.”

Su Zeyang lowered his gaze to the ointment in his hand and suddenly felt that what Huo Fenghua said might actually be true.

He slowly snapped the lid shut, tore off a clean strip of cotton cloth, and gently laid it over Huo Fenghua’s back. Then he stood and said, “Let the physician take a look at you in a bit. I’ll go first.”

Huo Fenghua was drenched in cold sweat. His hair was sticking damply to his face and it felt awful. He said, “Wipe my face for me.”

Su Zeyang paused slightly. “You’re ordering me?”

Huo Fenghua said, “Is there anyone else in the room?”

Su Zeyang fell silent for a moment. He set the ointment on the table, actually took the face towel from the room, wet it, wrung it out, then sat by the head of the bed and carefully wiped Huo Fenghua’s face.

Huo Fenghua watched Su Zeyang’s slender, pale fingers moving in front of him. Su Zeyang brushed the hair stuck to Huo Fenghua’s face aside as well. When his vision cleared, Huo Fenghua lifted his eyes and stared at Su Zeyang.

Su Zeyang was also studying him. In truth, he’d never looked closely at Huo Fenghua. Not just Huo Fenghua. Ever since he’d married into the General’s Manor, aside from Feng Tianzong, he hadn’t held anyone else in his eyes. Since he’d made this choice, he would walk this road to the end no matter how hard it was. The baseless criticism and blame, he heard it and didn’t take it to heart. Man or woman, for him, having Feng Tianzong in this world was enough.

Ever since Huo Fenghua married into the General’s Manor, Su Zeyang had never once looked him in the eye. He’d only seen him from afar on the day he entered the manor. In his memory, he’d been a young man with refined features and an elegant manner. After that Su Zeyang never examined him carefully. His impression only worsened, until he became nothing more than a timid, cringing coward.

But looking now, although Huo Fenghua had grown noticeably thinner, his features were still delicate and handsome. And that timidity was gone. In its place was a livelier spark.

He was lost in thought, staring off at Huo Fenghua when Huo Fenghua suddenly grabbed his hand. Su Zeyang yanked his hand back at once and said coldly, “What are you doing?”

Huo Fenghua let out a breath. “Nothing. You’re about to scrub my face raw.”

Only then did Su Zeyang notice Huo Fenghua’s forehead and cheeks were flushed an unnatural red. He stood and said, “Rest. The physician will be here any moment.” With that, he tossed the towel into the bronze basin by the door and turned to leave Huo Fenghua’s room.


The author has something to say:

First, win over the General’s wife. The General can wait.


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Flight of a Pair of Phoenixes Ch3

Author: 哔哔 (Bi Bi) / Jin Gang Quan

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 3

For some reason, in a situation like this, Huo Fenghua was actually a little afraid of Su Zeyang. The moment Su Zeyang stepped into the private room, Huo Fenghua instinctively stood up. Outside the room, the brothel madam followed behind Su Zeyang, wanting to come in as well, but she was stopped by a servant from the General’s Manor.

The madam could only look into the room with a troubled expression.

Behind her were several maids and male attendants from the brothel, craning their necks to peer inside. It wasn’t out of concern. They were just here for the spectacle.

“Come back with me.” After entering, Su Zeyang said only that. He didn’t even call Huo Fenghua by name.

Huo Fenghua didn’t speak. The woman who’d been sitting on his lap had already slipped behind him, poking her head out to size up Su Zeyang.

Beside him, Wang Anzhi suddenly slapped the table and stood. With a whoosh he snapped open his folding fan and said in a mocking, sing-song tone, “What’s the meaning of this? You think you can just barge into my room whenever you want?”

Only then did Su Zeyang look at Wang Anzhi. His tone was neither servile nor overbearing as he said, “Young Master Wang, this is the Feng family’s private matter.”

Wang Anzhi scoffed. “The Feng family’s private matter? Su Zeyang, are you talking to me as the General’s wife?”

Su Zeyang said calmly, “Yes.”

The sneer on Wang Anzhi’s face deepened. “Neither man nor woman, willingly debasing yourself like that.”

Su Zeyang didn’t react, but when Liu Yong heard that, he slammed a palm on the table and snapped, “You—!”

“What about me? You lowly servant think you can be rude to me?” As he spoke, Wang Anzhi suddenly leaned forward and lifted his hand, about to slap Liu Yong across the face.

Huo Fenghua noticed the movement and hurriedly reached out to stop him, smiling as he said, “Brother Wang, calm down. Do me a favor and let it go.”

Wang Anzhi looked at Huo Fenghua and gave an uncomprehending, contemptuous snort, but he did lower his hand. He pointed at Liu Yong and said, “I’m giving your master face today. I’ll spare you for now.”

Liu Yong’s face shifted between pale and livid. He seemed to feel Wang Anzhi wasn’t someone to provoke, so he retreated half a step and fell silent.

Su Zeyang had watched the whole thing coldly. Now he said to Huo Fenghua, “Can we go now?”

Huo Fenghua naturally didn’t want to go back to the General’s Manor with Su Zeyang, but he also didn’t want to stay and keep listening to Wang Anzhi insulting Su Zeyang. After all, every insult aimed at Su Zeyang also landed on him. So he hurriedly said, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s go home.”

Wang Anzhi asked him, “You’re really going back with him?”

Huo Fenghua gave Wang Anzhi a wry smile and clasped his hands. “We’ll get together another day when I’ve got time.”

Wang Anzhi gave a lukewarm laugh. “Suit yourself.” He waved his folding fan, putting on a show of nonchalance as he fanned himself vigorously.

Huo Fenghua walked up beside Su Zeyang and said under his breath, “Sister, let’s go back.” He kept his voice low so only Su Zeyang heard it.

Su Zeyang had been expressionless all along but hearing him being addressed as “sister” made his face darken at once. He shot Huo Fenghua a cold look but didn’t explode. He turned and walked out.

Huo Fenghua immediately followed. The moment he stepped out of the private room, he froze.

The brothel had three floors, and the railings on every level were packed with people, all looking over at them.

Besides the brothel’s maids and attendants, the rest were prostitutes and clients who’d only just woken up. No one dared speak loudly, but they whispered among themselves.

As Huo Fenghua went downstairs, he heard someone murmur, “That’s the male wife General Feng married, Su Zeyang.”

A woman said, “It’s my first time seeing a man that good-looking.”

“So that’s why General Feng endured all the opposition to marry a man. Even among women, you rarely see someone that beautiful.”

Even with Huo Fenghua’s thick skin, being stared at and gossiped about by so many people made his ears heat up. He couldn’t help looking at Su Zeyang, only to find Su Zeyang calm and composed, as if he weren’t affected in the slightest.

When they left Huayue Pavilion, Huo Fenghua saw a carriage stopped by the road.

The driver jumped down to lift the carriage curtain for them. Su Zeyang didn’t even use the driver’s hand. He lightly vaulted into the carriage. Huo Fenghua followed, looked left and right, and saw there was no step. He could only grab the bottom edge with both hands and climb.

Su Zeyang stood by the doorway, crouched halfway, and held out a hand.

Huo Fenghua paused, then took it. Su Zeyang’s fingers were pale and supple, but his palm had rough, thick calluses, and he was far stronger than Huo Fenghua had imagined. With a single pull, he hauled Huo Fenghua up into the carriage.

As they brushed shoulders passing each other, Huo Fenghua caught a faint sandalwood scent. His thoughts started to wander, but then he heard Su Zeyang say coldly, “What did you call me just now?”

That “sister” had been Huo Fenghua teasing Su Zeyang’s status. It hadn’t just been teasing Su Zeyang, either. He’d been teasing himself right along with him. He’d heard Wang Anzhi insulting Su Zeyang nonstop and hadn’t seen Su Zeyang get angry. He hadn’t expected that his own casual word would make Su Zeyang’s face turn cold.

Huo Fenghua felt a little uneasy and forced a smile. “It’s just a joke.”

Su Zeyang sat down opposite him in the carriage and asked in a low voice, “Is it funny?”

Huo Fenghua didn’t answer, only smiled, trying to ease the awkwardness.

Su Zeyang continued, “Do you think your status is funny, or mine?”

This time, Huo Fenghua really couldn’t smile. He weighed his words and said, “Neither is funny. Since the General and his spouse truly love each other, why bother with what others say? As long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters. What’s funny about that?”

He thought to himself that these people kept making a point of Su Zeyang’s identity as a male wife. It seemed that in this world, marrying a man as one’s spouse was considered something outrageous. The man who married into that role probably bore even more pressure.

On the surface, Su Zeyang had seemed indifferent to Wang Anzhi’s mockery, but maybe he did care deep down.

After Huo Fenghua finished speaking, both of them fell silent.

The driver urged the horse forward at a slow pace. It was already the busiest, hottest part of midday. The capital’s streets were packed with people, and the carriage could only crawl forward. The wheels rolled over the stone road, bumping and jolting. Before long, Huo Fenghua’s backside was aching from the jolts.

It was because this body was too skinny, he thought. There wasn’t even two ounces of flesh back there. He tilted his body to lift one side off the seat, rested a bit, then switched to the other side.

When he happened to look up, he saw Su Zeyang watching him the whole time, which made him feel even more awkward. He sat properly again with both sides down, and then he heard Su Zeyang ask, “Your maid said you’ve lost your memory?”

Huo Fenghua nodded and tapped his forehead with two fingers, indicating his head really wasn’t too clear.

Su Zeyang said, “Do you remember who Wang Anzhi is? And you dared drink with him?”

Huo Fenghua asked quietly, “Who is he?”

Su Zeyang said expressionlessly, “He’s the son of Wang Chu, the Right Prime Minister.”

“Oh.” Huo Fenghua nodded, then sorted out the relationship in his head before saying, “So he’s the prime minister’s son?”

Su Zeyang studied his expression and suddenly said, “Looks like you really have turned stupid.”

Huo Fenghua froze, then defended himself. “I just have amnesia, I’m not stupid. You said he’s the son of Right Prime Minister Wang Chu, but I don’t know what kind of grudge he has with me— with our Feng family. How am I supposed to react?”

Hearing that, Su Zeyang let out a long sigh. He didn’t seem willing to explain the feud with the Wang family in detail. He only said, “Just remember this: don’t associate with the Wang family, and don’t go to places where all sorts of lowlifes gather. You’re part of the Feng family now. Every word you say and every action you take concerns the Feng family’s reputation. Tianzong, he—” He stopped abruptly there and clearly didn’t intend to go on. He pursed his lips slightly and furrowed his brow.

When Huo Fenghua heard the name “Tianzong,” Su Zeyang’s voice had softened. It immediately made Huo Fenghua itch with curiosity. He wanted to hear what Su Zeyang was going to say about Feng Tianzong. But seeing the worry on Su Zeyang’s face and his faraway look, Huo Fenghua figured he was missing Feng Tianzong. Embarrassed to interrupt his thoughts, Huo Fenghua fell quiet too.

A carriage was still faster than walking on two feet. Before long they returned to the General’s Manor. The carriage drove straight into the residence before stopping.

As soon as Su Zeyang got down, he said to Huo Fenghua, “Come with me.”

Huo Fenghua jumped down, realized there was no room for discussion, and followed Su Zeyang toward the main hall.

The moment he stepped inside, Huo Fenghua saw the hall was packed with people. His steps stalled at once.

At the very front stood the manor’s steward, Lu Xi. Though Lu Xi’s beard and hair were already white, he still looked vigorous. His shoulders were broad, his arms full, and when he saw Su Zeyang enter, he bowed slightly and stepped aside.

Su Zeyang moved to the front and said to Huo Fenghua, “Come over and kneel.”

Huo Fenghua cursed inwardly, ‘Kneeling again!.’ But he didn’t dare disobey Su Zeyang. He went forward two steps and knelt in the center of the hall. After kneeling, he still wasn’t very well-behaved, lifting his head to glance around. He saw it was all the manor’s maids and servants, and Qingqing was among them too. She kept her head down in silence, not even daring to look at him.

Su Zeyang said to Lu Xi, “Steward Lu, Young Master Huo left the manor without permission and mixed in brothels. How should he be punished?”

Lu Xi said in a deep voice, “According to Feng family rules, twenty lashes.”

Huo Fenghua jerked his head up, staring at the two men in shock.

Su Zeyang’s expression remained flat. “He fell into the water a few days ago and hasn’t recovered. I’m afraid he won’t be able to endure twenty lashes.”

Lu Xi stroked his long beard and pondered. “An exception can be made to cut it in half. Ten lashes.”

Su Zeyang nodded. “Then ten.”

Lu Xi stretched a hand to the side. A servant carried over a wooden tray. Only then did Huo Fenghua see a long whip coiled atop it.

Lu Xi took the whip in hand, gripping the handle with one hand and running the other hand down the length of the leather.

The whip looked far thicker than a finger. It was braided oxhide, rough on the surface. Huo Fenghua’s heart leapt into his throat. He couldn’t help standing up and saying, “Wait—”

“Huo Fenghua!” Su Zeyang suddenly barked.

Huo Fenghua’s heart trembled. The words in his mouth slowly died, and he knelt back down with difficulty.

Su Zeyang held out his hand to Lu Xi. “Steward Lu, let me carry it out.”

Lu Xi looked a little surprised. After a brief hesitation, he bent and handed the whip over respectfully. “Young Master Su, please.”


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Flight of a Pair of Phoenixes Ch2

Author: 哔哔 (Bi Bi) / Jin Gang Quan

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 2

Huo Fenghua had lived more than twenty years in his previous life. Other than gambling, he really didn’t have any skills to speak of.

Even though it was a different era and a different world, the moment he lifted the curtain and stepped into the gambling house, he felt as if he’d come home. It seemed that no matter what time or space, gamblers were the same: bloodshot eyes, bulging veins, staring at a table as if possessed. Even though it was still morning, the foul air inside the gambling house was no different from midnight.

Huo Fenghua had always lived among people like this, yet he was different from them. Gambling was his job; a way to earn money and survive. He understood the truth that nine out of ten gamblers lose, and he’d never believed he could get rich at the table just by luck. Of course, people did hit it big, but that was definitely not due to luck. It was the kind of tricks that many would consider… unsavory.

He didn’t rush into the crowd. Instead, he circled the gambling house once, pausing to take a look at each table. The place wasn’t very big. The two most common games were pai gow and dice.

In his previous life, Huo Fenghua was good at cheating at mahjong and card tables. He rarely touched pai gow, but dice were basic. When he was little, his father had given him a few dice and told him to shake them around and play.

So he stood by the table where people bet big or small on dice, listening and watching for a long time. The dice here were dice made of bones. Different materials meant different sounds, but for an old gambler like Huo Fenghua, there were still patterns to follow.

The cloth of his clothes was fine. The colors weren’t flashy, but among this crowd of gamblers he still stood out. Since he hadn’t placed a bet for a while, the thugs stationed around the gambling house had been watching him the whole time. Huo Fenghua didn’t delay any longer. After listening through a few rounds, he took out a small piece of broken silver. Only when it was time to actually bet did he realize that twenty taels of silver didn’t seem like a small amount, because broken silver was rarely seen on this table. Most people’s stake was nothing more than copper coins.

Huo Fenghua bet big. Bets were final once placed. When the dice cup was lifted, it was big, just as he’d predicted. He collected the silver he’d won, tilted his ear to carefully listen to the sound in the cup, and the second time he bet on small. This time he won again.

Huo Fenghua stayed in the gambling house for nearly an hour. He won some and lost some, but overall, he won more than he lost. Afraid of drawing the owner’s attention, he decided to quit while he was ahead. When his silver had gone from twenty taels to thirty, he stretched and planned to leave.

At that moment, someone behind him suddenly tapped his shoulder with a folding fan. He turned his head and saw a handsomely dressed young gentleman standing behind him, eyes wide in surprise.

“Huo Fenghua?”

Huo Fenghua thought the man’s looks could be considered handsome, but his eye sockets were dark, and even the way he spoke lacked vigor. Huo Fenghua smiled at him and clasped his hands in greeting the way others did.

The young gentleman’s astonishment didn’t lessen at all. His fan fluttered rapidly a few times as he stammered, “You, you, you… aren’t you married to—” Before he could finish, he saw quite a few gamblers nearby turning to look. Realizing it wasn’t the place to talk, he grabbed Huo Fenghua by the sleeve and hurried out. “Come with me.”

Huo Fenghua still didn’t know the man’s name, but he didn’t resist when he was pulled along. Once they exited the gambling house, they were back in the same quiet pleasure quarters. The young gentleman looked left and right, tapping the folded fan against his palm again and again, and in the end he led Huo Fenghua to a brothel called Huayue Pavilion.

Huo Fenghua had never been inside a brothel. He couldn’t help looking around, wanting to see just how pretty the girls were. But the moment he stepped through the main door, the madam of the brothel came up to greet them and exclaimed in surprise, “Young Master Wang, why are you back again when you just left?”

So the Young Master Wang beside him had left this brothel early this morning, then gone to the gambling house next door. Seeing Huo Fenghua there, it hadn’t been convenient to speak, so he brought him back here.

Young Master Wang flicked his fan and said to the madam, “Get me a quiet private room.”

The madam hadn’t even had time to put on powder and rouge. Her face was wrinkled into a knot as she said awkwardly, “The girls haven’t gotten up yet.”

Young Master Wang said, “No need. Just bring me some wine, dishes, and pastries. Have the girls come serve after they’ve gotten themselves ready.”

The madam repeatedly agreed, then she leaned in to look at Huo Fenghua, and her face immediately turned as if she’d seen a ghost. She couldn’t even get her words out clearly. “Th-this… Isn’t this Young Master Huo?”

Huo Fenghua froze. Only then did he realize he was probably a regular here in the past. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, he gave the madam a smile. Up ahead, Young Master Wang was already hurrying upstairs, so Huo Fenghua could only follow after him.

The private room in the brothel was actually plain and clean, but a perfumed breeze lingered around his nose the entire time. The moment Huo Fenghua entered, he couldn’t help sneezing.

Young Master Wang reached out and shut the door, then leaned against the back of it and said in a secretive tone, “Huo Fenghua, tell me honestly. Did you run away from the Feng residence?”

“What?” Huo Fenghua was still rubbing his nose.

Young Master Wang said, “People say the Feng family’s rules are strict. How would they allow a mere concubine to linger in the pleasure quarters and gambling dens? And you’re telling me you didn’t sneak out?”

Huo Fenghua slowly sat down by the round table and examined this Young Master Wang. After hesitating a little, he said, “A few days ago, I accidentally fell into the water.”

The sudden statement left Young Master Wang completely at a loss. “What?”

Huo Fenghua held two fingers together and pointed at his own head. “After I came out of the water, I haven’t been very clear-headed. There are a lot of things I can’t remember.”

“Can’t remember?” Young Master Wang’s voice shot up. He stepped forward and grabbed Huo Fenghua’s shoulders. “Then do you still remember me? I’m Wang Anzhi. Don’t tell me you don’t even remember me?”

Huo Fenghua smiled. “I do have some impression, but I can’t recall many things clearly.”

Wang Anzhi’s expression turned serious. He gripped his fan and paced a few steps around the room, then moved close and sat down beside Huo Fenghua. Carefully, he asked, “How did you end up falling into the water for no reason? Could it be that Feng Tianzong’s male wife deliberately harmed you?”

Huo Fenghua looked at him and tested him. “Oh? Why would he harm me?”

Wang Anzhi’s eyes flickered, and he said slowly, “Maybe he was jealous that General Feng favored you.”

Huo Fenghua had grown up mixing with all kinds of people on the fringes of society, and reading faces and moods was his strongest skill. Just from Wang Anzhi’s expression, he could tell the man’s words were probably unreliable. He’d originally planned to fish more information out of him, but now he changed his mind.

Just then, a servant from the brothel brought up wine and dishes. Wang Anzhi had them put everything down, chased them all out, then personally poured Huo Fenghua a drink, sighing as he did. “I thought once you married into the Feng family, we’d never have a chance to sit down and share a drink again. Who’d have thought I’d run into you here today?”

“We used to drink together often?” Huo Fenghua asked, puzzled.

“Of course,” Wang Anzhi said. “You and I have known each other for years. Ever since you came to Donglin, we’ve been close.”

Huo Fenghua suddenly recalled what Qingqing had told him: that he’d originally been from Xichou, and Xichou had already been destroyed by Feng Tianzong’s army. Why he’d married Feng Tianzong as a concubine must have involved many twists and turns.

Wang Anzhi had already drunk quite a bit last night, and now after two more cups his face flushed from his eyes down to his jaw. He suddenly leaned close and asked Huo Fenghua, “We’re brothers, so tell me straight. Has Feng Tianzong taken your virginity yet?” As he spoke, one finger pressed against Huo Fenghua’s back and slowly slid downward.

Goosebumps erupted over Huo Fenghua’s skin. He shifted aside to dodge Wang Anzhi’s hand. When he turned to look at him, he saw Wang Anzhi wearing a lewd grin, and the words at Huo Fenghua’s lips were swallowed back down.

Wang Anzhi didn’t seem to notice at all. He teased, “Seriously, it’s only been a few months, and your eyes and brows are full of charm now. Looks like Feng Tianzong really does have some skill.”

Huo Fenghua had no idea where he was seeing “full of charm.” Ever since he’d woken up in this body, he’d been sickly. Even this morning, before he left his room, he’d looked in the mirror and seen his face was still pale. Qingqing had even said he’d gotten noticeably thinner.

He didn’t get angry with Wang Anzhi. He just smiled and said, “Feng Tianzong has a proper spouse who’s as beautiful as an immortal. How would he ever look at me?”

“Su Zeyang?” When Wang Anzhi mentioned the name, his mouth twisted, and he let out a cold laugh. “So what if he’s good-looking? So what if his martial arts are strong? He’s willing to marry someone as a male concubine. That’s just self-degradation and shamelessness!”

Huo Fenghua picked up a pea between his fingers and popped it into his mouth, chewing lazily. Wang Anzhi didn’t seem to realize that his words had insulted Huo Fenghua too. He lifted his cup, wanting to clink it with his, and said, “Come, come, drink.”

At that moment, the door was gently pushed open from outside. Two beautiful women, carefully made up, appeared in the doorway. The first had a light, graceful figure and threw herself into Wang Anzhi’s arms, speaking softly and sweetly. “Young Master Wang, Zhu’er knew you couldn’t bear to leave.”

Wang Anzhi wrapped an arm around the woman named Zhu’er. He’d spent the night in her room last night. Grinning, he said, “Yeah, see? I’m back again.”

The other woman shut the door and came in. She first looked at Huo Fenghua over cautiously, then her eyes widened in shock. “Th-this… isn’t this Young Master Huo?”

Wang Anzhi chuckled. “It is indeed Young Master Huo. Get over here and serve. Why are you standing there like an idiot?”

The woman went over to Huo Fenghua, still not fully recovered from her surprise. She said, “Didn’t Young Master Huo marry into the General’s Manor? How dare you come back to Huayue Pavilion?”

A fine sheen of sweat suddenly rose on Huo Fenghua’s forehead. So he wasn’t just a regular in places like this, everyone here even knew he’d married the General as a male concubine. Was he the impressive figure, or was General Feng the impressive figure? Had the whole Donglin Kingdom heard about the fact that he’d married a man?!

Wang Anzhi wore an expression like he was watching a play, smiling as he said, “Why can’t he come back and have a drink with a beautiful woman just because he married the General? Hurry up and feed Young Master Huo a drink.”

The woman came close to Huo Fenghua, soft and light as she leaned into his arms. All at once her face turned red as she said, “General Feng is such an extraordinary man. I don’t dare feed his person wine.”

Even as she said that, she pressed up against Huo Fenghua and sat down on one of his thighs.

Huo Fenghua caught the thick smell of powder and perfume, and his nose started itching again. Before he could speak, Wang Anzhi said, “What, you’re eyeing General Feng too?”

The woman hurriedly said, “How would a humble girl like me dare?”

Wang Anzhi teased, “It’s a pity General Feng only likes men and not women. You can ask Young Master Huo for advice. See if General Feng is just as fierce and domineering in bed.”

Even though Wang Anzhi was bantering with a prostitute, every sentence kept circling back to Huo Fenghua’s identity as General Feng’s male concubine, and his tone was full of contempt and lewdness. And after what he’d said about Su Zeyang earlier, Huo Fenghua completely understood: this man had never regarded him as an equal at all, let alone as a “brother.”

But Huo Fenghua had been bullied and looked down on since childhood. He wasn’t angry over it. He just wanted an excuse to leave. Yet before he could even open his mouth, there was a loud sound at the door. Someone kicked it open from outside.

Huo Fenghua saw that the one who kicked his way in was Liu Yong, a servant from the General’s Manor. He stormed in aggressively, and the moment he saw Huo Fenghua he shouted, “Young Master Su, he really is here!”

Right after that, Su Zeyang walked in from outside. The moment he saw Huo Fenghua, his brows furrowed tightly.


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Flight of a Pair of Phoenixes Ch1

Author: 哔哔 (Bi Bi) / Jin Gang Quan

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 1

“He’s awake.”

Before he could even open his eyes and fully come to, this was the first thing he had heard. It was a man’s voice, soft and unhurried, gentle and calm, and it made him unable to resist opening his eyes to see who the person behind that voice was.

So he struggled, forcing his eyes to open. The first thing he saw was heavy bed curtains hanging all around. Someone sat at the bedside, intently watching him.

That person had fair skin and handsome features, brows and eyes like a painting, like a landscape sketched in ink. Long, black hair cascaded down with the tips curled over the fine silk quilt.

He felt one of the man’s hands resting on his wrist. Then the man asked him, “Are you alright?” It was the same voice as before.

He opened his mouth to speak, but his throat was so hoarse he couldn’t make a sound.

The man released his wrist and stood. He saw the man was dressed in a loose, soft white robe that made his ink-black hair stand out even more. The man didn’t linger in the room, walking straight out. Only a maid remained inside, coming to the bedside to look at him with worry.

After a moment, an old man came in to take his pulse. Then he sat at the table, wrote out a prescription, handed it to the maid, and packed up and left as well.

His throat suddenly seized with pain and itchiness. He couldn’t hold it back and started coughing hard. He lifted a hand to cover his mouth, and only then did he notice his hand was pale and slender, the nails clean and rounded, and there wasn’t even a single callus on his palm. When he lowered his hand, he accidentally pressed on the hair by his pillow. He picked up a lock between his fingers and stared at the pitch-black long hair for a moment in a daze. Only then did he realize he wasn’t himself anymore.

He’d originally been a gambler. He’d had no mother since childhood. After graduating middle school, he’d drifted around with his father, who loved to gamble, and later he never learned any real skill. He often made a living cheating at gambling tables with other people.

That day, he and two others had colluded at the card table to swindle money from a middle-aged man. He hadn’t expected the scam to be exposed. The man was a wealthy influential figure and sent people to come after him. His last memory before losing consciousness was someone smashing a brick into the back of his head. When he woke again, he was lying in this bed.

He figured he’d died and somehow reincarnated into the body of someone from ancient times. He just didn’t know what dynasty or era this was, or what household’s young master he’d become.

Luckily, there was a little maidservant in the room named Qingqing. He pretended he’d lost his memory, claiming he didn’t even know his name. Qingqing told him his name was Huo Fenghua. Everyone here called him Young Master Huo, but his true status wasn’t any kind of “young master” at all. He was merely one of the masters of this residence’s male concubines.

This was the General’s Manor. The master of the manor was naturally a general, but the first person he’d seen when he opened his eyes hadn’t been the general. It had been the general’s properly married male wife, named Su Zeyang. The servants all called him Young Master Su.

One Young Master Su, one Young Master Huo. Lying in bed, he couldn’t help laughing out loud, wondering whether, the next time they met, he should call him “older brother1” or “older sister2.”

1[Gege] (哥哥)
2[Jiejie] (姐姐)

Huo Fenghua. Now he was Huo Fenghua. He didn’t have many strengths, but if there was one, it was probably being adaptable. After learning the general was away leading troops and not in the manor, he decided to accept things as they came. He stayed in bed, ate and drank well as he was waited on, and after two days he had enough strength to get up. He opened the window, sat on the cushioned daybed, and looked at the scenery outside.

In the courtyard outside there was a servant sweeping. The servant looked young, small and skinny, and the clothes on his body were still a bit loose.

As the young servant swept, he suddenly turned his head and saw Huo Fenghua leaning by the window watching him. His face immediately turned red. He turned around with his back to him, his movements becoming flustered.

Huo Fenghua found it amusing. He was just about to tease him a little when someone behind him reached out and shut the window for him, saying, “Young Master, you haven’t recovered yet. You’ll catch a chill.”

Huo Fenghua turned back with a smile. “It’s not like I’m confined due to postpartum. You think I can’t handle a little breeze?”

His personal maid Qingqing shrank her neck at his response and said, “It’s Young Master Su’s instruction. I wouldn’t dare disobey.”

Propping his cheek with one hand, Huo Fenghua thought of Su Zeyang. Since the day he woke and saw Su Zeyang once, he hadn’t seen him again. What remained in his memory was someone like an immortal, not the least bit delicate or weak. He couldn’t understand why such a person would be willing to marry a man as a wife.

As for the master of this General’s Manor, Feng Tianzong, he was out leading troops and wouldn’t be back anytime soon. Huo Fenghua didn’t miss him either. He’d never planned on being a man’s concubine. No matter what had happened before, before General Feng returned, he would recover and leave this manor. After that, he probably wouldn’t need to meet them again.

That afternoon, Huo Fenghua went out into the courtyard and walked around for a while. When he tried to leave through the courtyard gate, he was stopped and sent back. The young attendant who stopped him was extremely rude, saying Young Master Su wouldn’t allow him to go out and that he should stay inside and recuperate properly.

Later, Qingqing told him that attendant was Su Zeyang’s personal servant, named Liu Yong.

Huo Fenghua didn’t understand. “That General’s wife sure has an overbearing air. Is he taking advantage of the General being away to bully me on purpose?”

Qingqing said, “Young Master Su isn’t that kind of person.”

Huo Fenghua thought about it, looked at his own refined but weak appearance in the bronze mirror, and said, “Then it must be because the General favors me and that wife is jealous.”

“Peh!” Qingqing couldn’t help spitting. “The General and his wife have a great relationship. Don’t you go talking nonsense.”

Seeing even a maid treat him like this, Huo Fenghua figured he really wasn’t favored. And when he heard that his earlier coma had been because he’d thrown himself into the lake to commit suicide, he couldn’t make sense of it at all. If General Feng didn’t even like him, why bring him into the manor in the first place?

But none of that mattered. He was leaving anyway. Once he left, there’d be no more entanglements.

During these days of confinement to recuperate, the only person Huo Fenghua could talk to was Qingqing. He wanted to learn more about himself, but Qingqing always spoke vaguely.

Sometimes he felt it wasn’t because she was ignorant, but rather she didn’t dare say. He pressed her for a long time, and in the end the only thing he learned was that he originally wasn’t from this country.

Right. This was the Xuanming era of the Donglin Kingdom, a dynasty that wasn’t recorded in any history. Maybe it was a parallel world. And Huo Fenghua was from the Xichou Kingdom. Xichou and Donglin had been in constant conflict for years. A few days ago, Grand General Feng Tianzong had marched west, struck straight into Xichou’s capital Caiyun City, and destroyed Xichou.

Huo Fenghua couldn’t understand it. As someone from Xichou, why would he be willing to marry the enemy who’d destroyed his country and become a male concubine? Of course, there were many things he couldn’t understand but there was no need to rush to understand them. What he needed to focus on was how to leave this General’s Manor.

Huo Fenghua spent each day drinking broths and tonics, and even he felt his complexion had improved greatly. On the fourth day, Qingqing came early to knock on his door and wake him to wash up, saying that today was the first day of the month and, according to the Feng family rules, they needed to pay respect to the ancestors.

She hurried him through rinsing his mouth and washing his face, then had him sit at the table while she gathered up his long hair and tied it into a topknot.

Huo Fenghua asked, “Can I cut my hair?”

Qingqing looked shocked. “What are you saying? The body, hair, and skin are received from one’s parents—”

“Okay,” Huo Fenghua said, lifting a hand to cut her off. “I get it.”

In ancient times there were rules like this. For the sake of living here more conveniently in the future, he’d naturally have to get used to certain annoying customs.

With his hair and clothes neatly arranged, Huo Fenghua pushed the door open and went out. Liu Yong was waiting outside again, inviting him to go to the ancestral hall to offer incense to the ancestral tablets.

On the surface, Liu Yong was respectful, but in truth he wasn’t polite to him at all. Huo Fenghua didn’t care. He followed behind Liu Yong toward the outer courtyard.

This was the first time, after taking over this body, that he’d left his small courtyard. The outer courtyard was much larger, with flowers and trees, rockeries and lakes—everything really. Looking up, he saw a clear sky and dispersed clouds. Beyond the green tiles and upturned eaves, distant mountain silhouettes were visible. The air was clean and bright. For Huo Fenghua, who’d spent his whole life in a big city, this kind of scenery was truly rare.

He couldn’t help slowing his steps.

But as soon as he slowed down, Liu Yong tensed and asked, “What are you trying to do?”

They were walking on a winding wooden bridge over the lake. He lowered his head and saw his reflection in the water and immediately remembered what Qingqing had said about him throwing himself into the lake. Only then did he realize Liu Yong was afraid he was about to jump in and dry to drown himself again. So he smiled, lifted a hand, and patted Liu Yong on the back.

“Nothing. Don’t be scared, little brother. If you survive a great calamity, you’re bound to have good fortune later. I’m not seeking death again.”

Liu Yong looked at him with a startled expression, probably not used to his way of speaking. He froze for a moment, then turned back around and continued leading the way.

When they reached the ancestral hall, Huo Fenghua saw Su Zeyang again.

Su Zeyang was still dressed all in white. His black hair was tied into a topknot, yet a few strands still fell from his temples and hung over his chest. Standing there, his posture was straight, hands folded before him. When he saw Huo Fenghua enter, he didn’t speak. He only turned, lit a stick of incense, knelt to worship, then rose and placed the incense into the burner bowl on the altar.

From behind, Huo Fenghua sized up Su Zeyang and thought this “General’s wife” truly was a beauty. Huo Fenghua didn’t consider himself gay, but beauty transcended gender. It was simply pleasing to the eye, so he couldn’t help looking a few more times.

After offering incense, Su Zeyang stepped aside and said to the dazed Huo Fenghua, “It’s your turn.”

Huo Fenghua came back to himself, stepped forward, took the incense the steward handed him, and imitated Su Zeyang, lighting it and kneeling. He knew when to yield and when to stand tall. Kneeling to a Grand General’s ancestors wasn’t a big deal. He just didn’t have much sincerity in his heart. When he stood and went to place the incense into the burner bowl, Huo Fenghua couldn’t resist sneaking a look at Su Zeyang’s profile. His arm lifted, and he accidentally knocked the burner bowl to the ground.

The ceramic burner bowl shattered into pieces, scattering ash everywhere.

Behind Su Zeyang, Liu Yong shouted, “You!” Then he realized he’d overstepped, quickly shut his mouth, and only glared fiercely at Huo Fenghua.

Su Zeyang didn’t get angry. With a calm expression, he glanced at Huo Fenghua and asked the Feng household steward, “Uncle Lu, according to the family rules, how should this be dealt with?”

Steward Lu Xi was over sixty. He stroked his grizzled beard and said, “If one is not sincere or respectful to the ancestors, the punishment is to kneel in the ancestral hall.”

Su Zeyang asked, “For how long?”

Lu Xi said, “Until he sincerely admits his fault.”

Hearing that, Huo Fenghua immediately knelt on the kneeling cushion and loudly said, “I was wrong!” He thought he sounded sincere enough that Su Zeyang would forgive him.

But Su Zeyang only looked at him and said, “Without my permission, you’re not allowed to leave.”

Huo Fenghua froze. He wanted to argue a little, but when he saw Su Zeyang’s solemn expression, he could only close his mouth again and bow as if sincerely at fault.

Su Zeyang then turned and left the ancestral hall.

After that, Lu Xi also led the others out one by one. The last person reached out and shut the main doors to the ancestral hall, leaving only Huo Fenghua behind, kneeling alone in the dim, empty hall.

Huo Fenghua let out a heavy sigh, feeling quite frustrated. The candles on the altar were still burning, casting light on the Feng family ancestral tablets behind them. The faint, flickering shadows swayed restlessly, and it was oddly frightening. He wasn’t the real Huo Fenghua, and he’d never even met his so-called husband. He felt no sense of belonging to this “Feng family” at all. Instead, he felt like all these Feng ancestors were staring at him, as if they might recognize him as an imposter. After wrestling with it in his mind for a long time, he couldn’t keep kneeling. He rose from the cushion.

He walked softly to the tightly closed main doors of the ancestral hall and tried the door. He found it wasn’t locked from the outside. He opened a narrow crack and saw no one guarding outside, so he opened the doors and walked out.

Huo Fenghua made up his mind to leave the Feng household.

He deliberately took secluded side paths the whole way, afraid of being spotted. He wasn’t familiar with the manor’s layout, but his sense of direction was decent and he didn’t loop back. At last, he found the secluded back gate of the General’s Manor.

The back gate was bolted from the inside, and no one was guarding nearby. Huo Fenghua didn’t know whether anyone had seen him, but since no one came out to stop him, he opened the back gate and fled.

Outside the back gate was a narrow alley with high walls that lined both sides; probably two estates built right up against each other. He hurried out of the alley, and after walking not far he saw pedestrians on the street. He turned back to glance at the General’s Manor’s green high wall, then headed straight toward the crowded main road.

Inside this ancient body was a modern soul. He’d been here for quite some time already, but he’d been trapped in the General’s Manor with no chance to come out. This was his first time walking through a lively street like this.

He couldn’t help looking around. Everything felt novel, and he wanted to move closer to look at it all. Then he caught the smell of steamed rice cakes from a roadside stall and finally felt hungry. He went over to look, and when he heard the vendor say one rice cake cost only two copper coins, he reached into his clothes to search himself. Only then did he realize how penniless he was. He hadn’t brought a single coin with him.

His hand found a jade pendant hanging at his waist. Qingqing had helped him put it there this morning. He didn’t know its origin or value, but it definitely wasn’t worth only two copper coins. So he looked up and asked the vendor where the nearest pawnshop was.

The vendor pointed him in a direction. On the way to the pawnshop, Huo Fenghua saw a gambling house by the road and immediately stopped.

He stood at the entrance and stared for a while. Then he turned and slipped into the pawnshop next door, slapped the jade pendant down on the counter, and said, “Pawn this!”

The pawnbroker lifted his head, and when he saw the emerald-green, crystal-bright jade pendant, his eyes lit up. He didn’t speak, only picked it up and rubbed it carefully.

Just from its quality, Huo Fenghua could tell it was valuable. He asked, “How much can I get for it?”

The pawnbroker examined it for a long time, then said, “I’ll pawn it for twenty taels of silver.”

“Only twenty taels?” Huo Fenghua was instantly disappointed. He didn’t know current prices, but he’d assumed it would be at least one or two hundred taels. Twenty sounded far too little.

The pawnbroker said, “I can’t offer more.”

Huo Fenghua sighed to himself and reached a hand toward the counter. “Give it to me.”

He pawned the jade pendant for twenty taels of silver. He tucked the silver and the pawn ticket into his chest and left the shop. Standing at the roadside, he looked left and right. He first went to the corner and bought a meat bun to eat. Before he’d even finished it, he casually grabbed a passerby and asked, “Is there a gambling house around here?”

That passerby looked him over, and seeing his neat clothes and handsome face, raised a hand and pointed him toward a direction.

Huo Fenghua followed the directions all the way until he reached the pleasure quarters. Since it was still early, the street was cold and quiet. Looking down the way, all the doors were shut tight. Only two gambling houses at the ends of the street had their doors open, and lively shouting spilled out from behind cloth curtains. As a gambler himself, he knew a gambling house probably never closed day or night.

With a small smile, Huo Fenghua reached into his chest to feel the silver, then walked with steady steps toward one of the gambling houses.


Kinky Thoughts:

I was in the mood for a threesome novel, and a friend recommended this to me. It’s not often I encounter a danmei that has a threesome (and quite explicit to boot). So yes, be sure you’re at the appropriate age to read this. 

I also happened to like another work by this author (The Star Around The Sun) so I decided why not give this a go. Besides, I often get asked, why is my alias Kinky, but I never actually do any projects that are kinky? So hopefully a threesome is kinky enough.

Regarding the title of this novel. It’s [Feng Shuangfei] (凤双飞) which translates to A Pair of Phoenixes Flying Together (or something along those lines). But there’s a hidden meaning behind the title.

On the surface of the title, it’s meant of a symbolism of a romantic pair (two phoenixes flying together), but removing the phoenix from the title, and you get [Shuangfei] (双飞), which, in terms of slang, refers to a threesome (lol). You can guess who the two phoenixes are referring to and who the third party is.

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A Contract Between Enemies Ch19

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 19: Chanter of Flesh

“I’ll go in first.”

When Myss’s name was called, Salaar passionately cut in line.

The mustached man keeping order at the door: “Huh?”

Salaar: “I’m in a hurry to use the restroom. If I miss my time slot, Lord Fabian would have to wait for me.”

The mustachioed man flipped through the list and saw that Salaar was last. They certainly couldn’t keep Lord Fabian waiting, so he readily agreed.

Salaar straightened his collar. As he walked past Myss, he tilted his head with meaningful intent.

While Myss lacked common sense, he wasn’t stupid. When it came to serious matters, the Demon Lord knew how to show restraint. For example, at this moment Myss quietly met his gaze and said nothing more.

Salaar stepped into the room and gently closed the heavy wooden door.

“Good afternoon, Mr. Salaar. May the cycle remain unbroken.”

Hearing that name made Fabian smile slightly. Then he gazed into Salaar’s blue eyes for a while.

“Please stand at the center of the circle and don’t move. The duration of the exorcism depends on your constitution. It won’t exceed five minutes at most.”

“By the God of Cadence above, may the cycle remain unbroken.”

Salaar swiftly sorted through his recollections and responded naturally. “Thank you for the explanation. During the ritual, do I need to remain silent?”

“No need. You can think of it as a physical checkup,” Fabian said with a calm tone. “As long as you don’t leave the center of the circle, even singing is fine.”

Salaar obediently went to the center of the circle.

The center was pleasantly warm. It felt as if he were stepping into a hot spring and every pore loosened.

Those fine threads of magic bored into his body, and Salaar took a moment to savor the sensation. The blessing spell was trying to merge into his magic in order to enter his magic circuits and filter out impurities.

However, that power and Salaar’s power were like oil and water and couldn’t merge at all. From Fabian’s perspective, Salaar’s magic itself was an oversized impurity.

Without changing his expression, Salaar dispersed the foreign magic and resolved the blessing spell. The whole process flowed smoothly, like wiping dust from a window lattice.

From what he observed, once the circle began operating, Fabian had nothing more to do. The old man only needed to replenish the circle’s power at intervals. He didn’t need to chant the entire time and wouldn’t notice this small anomaly.

By his count, he still had about five minutes. That was… more than enough.

As he had told Myss, this was a rare chance. He could make full use of the Demon Lord’s new discovery.

Recalling the look of satisfaction when Myss had shared that discovery, Salaar let one corner of his mouth lift. Then he briskly rolled up his left sleeve.

For this moment he had worn a loose linen shirt on purpose. He pushed the sleeve to the shoulder, baring the elegant length of his left arm.

Under Fabian’s puzzled gaze, Salaar’s right hand slowly brushed across the skin of his left arm.

With the sound of flesh turning, six milky-white tendons rapidly grew. Like sprouting plants they pierced through the skin, stretching from Salaar’s left shoulder to his left palm, their bases anchored in faintly quivering flesh.

Salaar extended his left arm slightly, and those strange tendons went taut, forming a shape somewhat like… six strings of a lute.

Salaar lowered his eyes and tilted his head slightly to the left. His posture was exceedingly gentle, as if cuddling an invisible lover or cradling a child who didn’t exist.

Framed by that black hair and the dark blue cast of his eyes, he looked like a wraith half hidden in a chilly sea mist. Strikingly handsome and equally dangerous.

Fabian was about to speak in shocked inquiry when Salaar laid his right hand on the strings.

“Come, Mina. Calibration is complete,” he said with a smile. “This time let me assist you.”

Before his words finished, the strings took on a faint wash of pink.

Salaar’s fingertips glided, and soft notes rose and fell lightly through the room. Mina’s magical fluctuations were caught and magnified by the melody and flowed around Fabian like the wind.

After a heartbeat of confusion, tears rolled down Fabian’s cheeks in large drops and soaked into his white beard.

“Ah, Mother…” He stood up unsteadily and stretched out both hands, his clouded eyes fixed on Salaar.

“Look at me. Look at what I have achieved now… I know you will be proud of me.”

Salaar plucked the warm strings of flesh and blood. The tone was winding and gentle, like murmured whispers. Fabian wept like a child and confided in a mother seen only in his mind.

“Yes, I have always overseen Rosha’s Magibase Summoning Ritual and never had an accident… I still remember the day you took me to attend a ritual…”

“Something memorable at the ritual? Not recently… Ten years ago? Ha, there was something odd ten years ago…”

Fabian kept sniffling and his words tumbled about. Even so, Salaar quickly put the story in order.

In this world there are a very few so-called “Chosen Ones” who can use magic before receiving a Magibase.

People generally believe that such children have extraordinary magical talent and can summon exceptionally powerful Magibase.

Ten years ago in Rosha’s Lower City, there was one such child.

Her name was Scintilla. Back then many big names in the Upper City took notice of her and she received considerable support. Unfortunately, her performance at the Magibase Summoning Ritual fell short. She summoned only a caterpillar.

After that the important people withdrew their kindness. Rumor had it that Scintilla couldn’t accept the sudden change in her prospects. She fell seriously ill, grew quiet and withdrawn, and gradually vanished from public view.

…Aside from this small episode, the records of Rosha’s rituals are plain and unremarkable and not worth mentioning.

The music cut off. Mina’s magical resonance dispersed at once and failed to touch Fabian in the slightest.

The wound on Salaar’s left arm healed rapidly. The overgrown tendons and flesh lost their anchor, sloughed away like scabs, and were then cleared completely by magic.

At the same time, a warm wind of brilliant gold brushed away the old man’s memories and tears, like a mother’s hand saying farewell.

Fabian’s eyes became vacant again, as if startled awake from a dream, and exactly five minutes had passed.

“Ah… forgive me, child. I think I nodded off for a moment.”

The old man tightened his throat and wore the look of someone who had woken from a beautiful dream, both nostalgic and relieved.

“May you find a brief moment of peace,” Salaar said softly. “There’s no need to dwell on it. Being able to receive your exorcism and consecration was already my honor.”

Fabian nodded and smiled again. For some reason, his smile was much more relaxed this time.

“Don’t worry. Just quietly erase Fabian’s magic and then come find me,” he whispered to Myss after leaving the room.

……

“By ‘excellent opportunity’ you meant asking Fabian directly?”

Myss had passed the exorcism and consecration with ease, and he was heading to the Hammer Tavern with Salaar.

Salaar: “Yes. I made a small use of Mina’s aura so Fabian would trust me completely. If you hadn’t identified Mina’s magical traits, it wouldn’t have gone so smoothly.”

That was right. Thanks to himself. Salaar did have some discernment.

Myss hummed. “So what did you learn?”

“A child named Scintilla.”

Salaar rubbed his chin. “Scintilla had astonishing talent. She could use magic before summoning a Magibase, so she received quite a lot of support from the Upper City. I would guess she also had decent educational backing.”

“Yet ten years ago she failed at the Magibase Summoning Ritual and then disappeared from view.”

“A magical prodigy, a decent educational background, a ritual ten years ago. Does that sound familiar?”

It did sound a bit like “Patience”. Myss said, “What about her mother?”

“Not sure. That is exactly what we need to confirm,” Salaar said. “Luckily we happen to have a good connection.”

After a moment’s thought, Myss realized he meant Hailey and Huey.

Scintilla had once been a Lower City celebrity and had attended the Summoning Ritual with Hailey. Those two were certain to know something.

At this hour Hailey would be at the Hammer Tavern. On her days off she had been working there part time as a waitress, so they could see her shortly.

Excellent, Myss thought. If Scintilla was Patience, they could investigate Scintilla directly and give up participating in the Magibase Summoning Ritual. That way the bird-beaked demon wouldn’t immediately trouble them.

But would things really go that smoothly?

After all the highs and lows before his unsealing, Myss had a bit of trauma when it came to the word “smooth”.

Facts proved the Demon Lord’s jitters weren’t without cause—

“Scintilla? I haven’t seen her in a long time.”

Hailey hesitated, her expression somewhat complicated. “Her health isn’t good. She’s always in a daze and rarely goes out. We’re the same age, but we’re not really close. She hardly speaks to anyone.”

“In earlier years she would sometimes edit letters for people or go to the Upper City to buy and sell used books. Later she stopped going out altogether. No one knows how she gets by.”

She pursed her lips and added quietly, “But there are lights on at her place every night, so she should be all right.”

Salaar: “I heard she took part in the summoning ritual ten years ago, the same year as you.”

Hailey nodded. “I remember that. But we were too young then. I only remember she summoned a caterpillar. For the details you would have to ask my uncle.”

“When would Mr. Huey be free?”

Hailey hesitated for a moment. “I don’t know, but he shouldn’t be here right now.”

“A priest just came by to ask about Scintilla. Mr. Hammer didn’t know her address. I wanted to lead the way, but he turned me down. The priest said that was work for adults.”

“So I recommended my uncle and said he could help… The priest was carrying a Kingdom Religious Certificate. If something happened to him in the Lower City, it would be trouble for everyone.”

Salaar’s eyebrow twitched. “A priest?”

“Yes. Very tall and very polite. Why are you all looking for Scintilla? Did something happen to her?”

“Nothing, there’s just a document that needs her confirmation,” Salaar said with a soothing smile. “Please tell me her address. A simple sketch map will do.”

Outside the window, a crow perched quietly on the eaves, its pupils reflecting the blood-red sunset.


The author has something to say:

Saint Salaar’s skill set isn’t all that holy.

He’s somewhat of an unorthodox bard.

Myss: Got it. No wonder you told me not to trust bards. Turns out it was professional rivalry. (x


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Escape From the Asylum Ch157

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 157

Beneath the grey sky, Xu Yang was kept at gunpoint by Little Dragon the entire time.

Completely unafraid, he walked right up to Zhou Qian, repeated his question, and then looked at Bai Zhou with curiosity. “He doesn’t know—so you don’t know either?”

Bai Zhou’s tall and slender body stood in the valley. Een his gaze seemed veiled in the same pallid grey as the sky.

He looked at Xu Yang and calmly countered, “Why should I know?”

“You killed Xie Huai years ago,” Xu Yang said. “Shouldn’t you be very familiar with this game?”

Bai Zhou shook his head indifferently. “I never killed him.”

“No way, but the rumors—” Xu Yang scrutinized Bai Zhou for a moment, deep in thought.

“Rumors aren’t necessarily true. And what the Peach Blossom Legion is looking for here may not be what you want,” Bai Zhou replied.

“How do you know what I want? Are you saying—wait a sec—”

Xu Yang laughed, glancing back and forth between Bai Zhou and Zhou Qian. “I get it. You two are singing in duet, trying to pump me for information, right? Well, you’re already dead men in my eyes, so why not tell you—

“This is a god-selection game. The system evaluates every stat a player has and offers a direction—let’s say a path—to whoever it deems suitable, and that path leads to the Divine Realm.”

On hearing this, Zhou Qian instinctively turned to meet Bai Zhou’s eyes.

—The system had been deliberately opening hidden-quest instances to Zhou Qian all along. Could it be that gathering every element from the seven-day creation myth would piece together a trail that leads to this so-called Divine Realm?

Did such a realm really exist?

A sudden thought made Zhou Qian chuckle in a private-chat whisper to Bai Zhou: “A scoundrel like me, chosen by a god?”

Without waiting for Bai Zhou to answer, he muttered to himself, “Mm, I suppose it’s possible. Of all the ‘gods’ inside this game’s many instances, plenty aren’t exactly benevolent.”

Bai Zhou gave Zhou Qian a long, deep look. “Once we get out of here, find Shao Chuan. He should clear up a lot. Xie Huai was created by Shao Chuan and killed by Shao Chuan.”

“When Shao Chuan killed Xie Huai… it was about the same time he made you a god-level player. So most people think you killed Xie Huai.”

Zhou Qian narrowed his eyes, suddenly looking vicious. “That Shao Chuan—dirty move. Not only did he stick you with the hate, I have a feeling the aggro on me is his doing too.”

Xu Yang could see their expressions shift yet heard no words—clearly they were using a private-chat item.

Staring at the two, Xu Yang continued, “Who else could create a game—or system—like this? Only a god. Through this game the gods are picking people who can reach the Divine Realm. For those it favors, it deliberately opens instances and guides them.

“For the ones it hasn’t noticed yet—or doesn’t like—well, they have to fight for themselves. Take me: if it won’t come to me, I’ll chase it down myself! In this life I will reach the Divine Realm, no matter the method or the cost!”

With that, Xu Yang turned and strode off with his five subordinates.

“Hold up—” Zhou Qian suddenly called after him. “You’re leaving one guy behind.”

When Xu Yang looked back, Zhou Qian pointed at Qi Liuxing and smiled. “He’s in your purple faction, you know.”

Xu Yang’s gaze at Zhou Qian was downright baffling. Qi Liuxing’s too.

Meeting Qi Liuxing’s eyes, Zhou Qian seemed to read the question in them—Don’t kill Xu Yang?

Qi Liuxing quickly caught on, said nothing more, and—with sword in hand—walked to Xu Yang’s side.

He had three reasons: first, to link up with Hidden Blade and the others and report what happened; second, to dig for intel; and third—and most importantly—not killing Xu Yang meant leaving him to fight the Peach Blossom Legion.

Xu Yang said to Zhou Qian, “You’re really sending him after us? Fine, you guessed it: I can’t switch to another wristband color yet, so for now I won’t go after your teammates. But ‘for now’ doesn’t mean forever. You think you’re using me, but you’re shoving your friends into the fire—

“The three of them will be surrounded by my whole army. Even if they get tons of intel from us… do you really think they’ll get out unharmed?”

Zhou Qian found that delightful.

If Xu Yang had multiple other-color wristbands and his escorts were all loyalists, he could simply kill Qi Liuxing once they rejoined the main force, unseen by others.

Normally Xu Yang would think of that and use it to threaten or mock him.

But apparently Zhou Qian’s repeated jabs had Xu Yang so riled up he missed it and ran with his own logic instead.

Which proved something vital—Xu Yang had only one other-color wristband for now. He’d save it for the final moment to betray the purple faction and slaughter most teammates, not waste it on little Qi Liuxing.

While he and Peach Blossom were still fighting for turf, who knew how many wristbands remained unfound?

If he swapped now and killed Qi Liuxing but couldn’t find another later, he’d be stuck in purple. When purple exceeded the “max value,” he’d die with them.

Thinking this, Zhou Qian shot Xu Yang a cocky look. “Xiao Qi, he says I’m shoving you into a pit of fire. Wanna jump?”

“I’ll bring back what you want,” Qi Liuxing replied, then looked at Xu Yang. “Lead the way. You’re my boss now.”

Xu Yang: “…………”

“Zhou Qian, you’re something else—turning everyone around you into reckless gamblers. Guess we fought to get acquainted. Someday I’ll gather the corpses of you and your fanatics.”

Leaving that parting shot, Xu Yang walked off.

Once he was gone, Little Dragon hop-skipped back into Zhou Qian’s arms.

With worry on his face, he clutched Zhou Qian’s collar and whimpered twice.

“Relax, nothing to fret about.” Zhou Qian patted its head. “Xu Yang’s obnoxious, sure, but he handed us loads of intel.

“Thanks to him we can confirm that the only groups who came prepared and keep forcing others to join them are Peach Blossom and Feidu.”

The moment he finished, a new system message arrived—

[Wristband colors and counts updated: Orange – 11; Yellow – 21; Green – 25; Blue – 17; Indigo – 12; Violet – 25]

“Hmm… the only colors that never drop are green and purple. Purple’s Feidu, so green must be Peach Blossom. Finally—”

Zhou Qian lifted Little Dragon, leaned close to its ear, and said with a smile in his eyes, “Xiao Qi and the others will be fine. Xu Yang came in person to handle me and Zhou Ge. He knows I can deduce his eventual betrayal of purple from the wristband updates.

“To keep me from blurting it out and exposing him, he only dared bring his five loyalists—the ones aiming guns at us. Those five will defect with him. He’s told them long ago and promised not to kill them.

“But Feidu brought a crowd… most of them have no clue. When soldiers who worship their king learn he’s been planning to betray and kill them—what’ll they do?”

Zhou Qian’s smile grew even brighter. “And what if the system sets the ‘max value’ below seven? Xu Yang has to save himself and Xu Feiyu—that’s two slots. Out of his five henchmen, some must die.

“Actually, whether it’s under seven doesn’t matter. As long as those five believe it is. I want Qi Liuxing, Hidden Blade, and He Xiaowei to outshine their predecessor—once behind enemy lines, let them stir up a bloody storm.”

After murmuring that, he rubbed Little Dragon’s head again. “Tsk, I just realized—you’re still young. Am I teaching you bad things?”

Little Dragon shook its head hard, whimpered once, and burrowed back into his arms, tail curling round his arm.

Next instant its neck was pinched and it was lifted into the air.

Bai Zhou had walked over and grabbed it. “Let Zhou Qian rest a bit.”

Little Dragon glared back, frowning in protest.

Bai Zhou stared at it for a moment, patted its head. “Your skill points are about spent. You rest too.”

Little Dragon shook its head vigorously, but Bai Zhou pressed a finger to its brow. It instantly reverted to a scale, lying quietly in his palm.

Zhou Qian took the scale and tucked it into his pack, shaking his head. “Tsk, you and our ‘son’ don’t seem to get along.”

Bai Zhou: “He’s old enough to train on his own.”

Zhou Qian laughed and squeezed Bai Zhou’s hand. “Yeah, let him rest. I have another job for him soon.”

Glancing around, his gaze finally settled on what had been Purple Mist Mountain’s peak.

“Let’s go, Zhou Ge.”

“Where to?”

“Occupy a mountain and call myself king. You’re my one and only general.”

“Very well. It’s my honor.”

A little later, Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou retraced all the places Little Dragon had scouted.

Just as Xu Yang said, there were indeed no more weapons. Zhou Qian even removed his magazine—only three bullets left.

Clutching their sole firearm, they gathered twelve yellow wristbands, then headed straight for the mountaintop—Purple Mist Mountain’s summit.

This was the ruined Blue Harbor City now; perhaps the Demon King father-and-son tale no longer existed in this timeline.

A few green pines crowned the peak. In a starless, moonless world, no silvery moon would ever perch on their tips. Even the pines were shrouded in heaven’s ashen haze. Who knew if the city would ever regain its gaudy splendor?

Blue Harbor’s colors had always seemed too flashy, too flamboyant to many.

But Zhou Qian loved them.

Back then, through the city’s multi-colored neon, he had glimpsed the one he longed to meet from afar. They had been reunited amid that dreamlike palette.

Zhou Qian raised his eyes to the grey vault above. After fleeting memories of the city flashed by, he refocused on the current instance.

As he and Bai Zhou gathered wristbands they secretly scouted.

With Bai Zhou’s senses as a god-level player, he could tell more and more people were converging on their location—moving in perfect order, like troops on command.

Thanks to Xu Yang, Zhou Qian had a clearer grasp of his situation.

Two separate forces were indeed closing in. Before long they would encircle the area completely.

Zhou Qian knew full well that Ke Yuxiao would be among them.

He and Bai Zhou would be the fish in a barrel. When the system announced the “max value”—or even earlier—Peach Blossom and Xu Yang would both strike.

Worse yet, Zhou Qian now had no way to scout outward. His intel on the various killers inside the instance would be sharply limited.

Even so, Zhou Qian simply held Bai Zhou’s hand, as relaxed as if on a lovers’ date.

He resummoned Little Dragon—rested and with a bit of skill energy restored—and called forth the bone spirit Gao Shan. Handing some yellow wristbands to Gao Shan, Zhou Qian looked at him solemnly. “Shan Ge, here’s the rundown on this instance—”

Gao Shan said, “I’m awake. I can hear. I already know most of it. What do you want me to do?”

“Great,” Zhou Qian said. “Apart from the Peach Blossom and Feidu, most players here are unorganized. Before the system announces any rules, we’ve run into many—some just promoted to S-rank, visiting Blue Harbor for the sights, and got dragged in by accident.

“Your job is to persuade them to join me. Tell them Peach Blossom and Feidu will betray them and send them to die. I’m the only one who can keep them alive.

“My name should carry some weight now—that’s number one.

“Number two, find Hidden Blade and the others and coordinate from inside and out. Number three—”

He paused, his pupils darkened. “If you meet Yun Xiangrong… whether to convince her to come over is up to you.”


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Happy Doomsday Ch256

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 256: A Record

Underground factory, an emergency exit.

This emergency exit was so hidden, with few people nearby, that it served as a backup. Over time, people simply locked the door and completely forgot about it.

The exit itself was abandoned, by the nearby cameras were still working diligently, leaving one surveillance video after another on the memory card.

2xxx0905/00:11am

With a faint sound, the long-abandoned door slowly opened, and a head slowly poked out. The moment it met the camera’s gaze, the person grimaced and a pair of golden eyes gleamed in the darkness.

“Yibu, stop making trouble,” a young man with black eyes beside the man said helplessly.

Both of them were wearing very slim black combat uniforms. They had taken off their masks. Like a magician, the golden-eyed young man, Tang Yibu, pulled out a handkerchief and carefully wiped Ruan Xian’s forehead, then wiped off his own sweat.

“I disconnected the internet. The data of this thing can only be stored locally. Those guys can’t see anything,” Tang Yibu said happily as he kissed Ruan Xian on the forehead.

Ruan Xian didn’t dodge but pinched his face instead. “We aren’t here to play.”

Tang Yibu: “Aren’t we?”

“…I guess so.”

The two of them walked briskly across the corridor and disappeared in the increasingly bright light.

2xxx0905/02:41am

Two figures appeared in the surveillance range again.

Tang Yibu and Ruan Xian both changed into grey work uniforms that had the factory’s logo that was clearly embroidered on the front of the hat.

Ruan Xian raised his head and carefully adjusted Tang Yibu’s collar. The latter narrowed his eyes in amusement and gently rubbed his cheek against the other’s knuckles.

Of course, Tang Yibu wasn’t idle either—as soon as Ruan Xian lowered his hands, he reached out and helped Ruan Xian adjust the cap. Once he was done, he examined it for a long moment, then fine-tuned it a few millimeters, as if he was completing a work of art.

“Good,” Tang Yibu said with satisfaction. “Mr. Ruan, did you bring any food? I’m a little hungry.”

Ruan Xian helplessly rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a few chocolates he always kept. “Just bear with it for a while. I’ve booked a restaurant for lunch. It’s the one you always wanted to go to.”

Tang Yibu peeled off the candy wrapper, bit into the chocolate ball, then gave Ruan Xian another kiss—this time on the lips.

“I’m really looking forward to it!” he said happily.

Ruan Xian licked the chocolate on the corner of his mouth. “Then let’s wrap things up quickly.”

2xxx0905/03:07am

Blurred screams were heard from outside the surveillance range and a pool of blood gradually spread to the front of the camera.

Two men in work uniforms stumbled into the surveillance area. Their clothes were soaked in blood, and they looked back frantically as they ran; their breaths were heavy as if they were instilled with fear.

A shadow flashed to one of them like a beast and its palm stabbed out like a blade, cleanly piercing the man through his chest.

“Forgive me, Boss, spare me.”

Another person kneeled down as tears streamed down his face. “I was just following my superior’s orders… I had no choice… I didn’t know it was fireflies…

Tang Yibu muttered: “You didn’t know? You still have a shitty half-finished product in your pocket. And I—”

He paused for less than a second. “—I just checked the other surveillance footage. There’s a video of you taking the drug today.”

The man kicked his legs desperately and crawled backwards along the floor, his face twisted with tears.

“Actually, I don’t want to deal with this kind of hassle. I want to go on a date,” Tang Yibu grumbled. “Such a large underground processing plant for fireflies should, in theory, be managed by the government.”

“Then, let the authorities…”

“But Mr. Ruan thinks your gang is too dangerous. So the two of us decided to drop by first and have a little fun.”

Tang Yibu looked helplessly before snapping the man’s neck.

Then he shook his hand, and a drop of blood splashed on the surveillance camera, turning it into a blood-red filter.

“Mr. Ruan, you’re here—” He looked outside the surveillance area and impatiently ran away.

2xxx0905/04:55am

The firelight illuminated the dim scene. Thick smoke flowed along the ceiling and the air became increasingly turbid.

In the gradually dimming picture, two people walked leisurely towards each other, with gas masks and goggles on their faces.

“Their processing workshop is too big. It would be faster to just blow it up,” Tang Yibu commented casually.

“We have to leave evidence for the authorities,” Ruan Xian said. “They still have a large amount of flickering grass extract in the warehouse. We also need to keep the processing machines and electronic records… An explosion will be too uncontrollable.”

“In the end, only those people will burn,” Tang Yibu concluded.

“Garbage should indeed be incarnated,” Ruan Xian said calmly.

Tang Yibu sighed and had an expression that said, “I didn’t have enough fun.”

Ruan Xian instantly noticed his dissatisfaction. “I still have an assassin organization that needs to be eliminated. We can continue during the day. Don’t you love hunting the most?”

Tang Yibu didn’t answer immediately. He paced slowly between the firelight and smoke, as if he was thinking about something.

“I have an idea.” He suddenly stopped and announced seriously, “Mr. Ruan, could you take off your gas mask first?”

Ruan Xian happily did as he was told—not to mention the smoke nearby wasn’t even thick, even if the surroundings were full of poisonous gas, his body wouldn’t be affected. Wearing a gas mask wasn’t a life-saving measure, but more of an experience-enhancing measure.

Tang Yibu took a deep breath and held it. He took off his mask and kissed Ruan Xian.

…This time, it was a deep kiss.

He hugged Ruan Xian’s waist and kissed him passionately. Ruan Xian took a step back, leaned his back against the wall, and reached up with his hands to caress Tang Yibu’s neck.

While their lips and tongues were intertwined, Ruan Xian could occasionally pass breath of air to Tang Yibu, fearing that this guy would be too busy kissing and inhaling too much smoke.

“In this case, our action isn’t a night exercise, but a night date.” Five minutes later, Tang Yibu announced breathless, “It’s a great night date—”

Ruan Xian laughed and gave his lover’s cheek a hard rub.

“Yes,” he said. “A great night date.”

2xxx0905/05:00am

“It’s exactly the same as the scheduled time.”

Ruan Xian checked his watch. “The authorities should have noticed something unusual. It’s time to leave.”

“What are we having for breakfast? We already have that restaurant booked for lunch so we can’t eat too much, but we can’t skip breakfast either.” Tang Yibu’s mind was already wandering elsewhere. “Mr. Ruan, do you want to eat dumplings? Or should we get some pastries?”

Ruan Xian thought for a moment and said, “Let’s just eat some steamed buns.”

“Do you want leavened or unleavened dough, or shall we do fried buns? Meat or veggie filling? I found a place with good reviews. Their eight-treasure congee is delicious—”

Tang Yibu chattered on incessantly.

Under the watchful eye of the camera, the two men changed back into their original black combat uniforms and headed towards the emergency exit.

But before leaving the surveillance area, Tang Yibu suddenly turned back.

He stretched out his hand toward the camera. The hand grew larger and larger, eventually covering the entire screen.

2xxx0905/05:01am

The scene was pitch black.

2xxx0905/10:32am

The scene was pitch black.

2xxx0905/02:57pm

The screen flickered.

After a brief shake, a huge golden eye appeared on the screen.

“Hello,” he said cheerfully to the camera. “From today on, you’re our date souvenir number 3683!”

“I love these self-contained mementos like yours. It’s like a diary! …Hmm, the data recording and performance are both excellent. This is really great.”

The golden eye zoomed away, revealing a beautifully decorated room. It looked like a carefully designed warehouse, with each shelf filled with small items that were numbered.

“It’s a pity that your storage capacity is limited. I can’t keep you on all the time.” Tang Yibu sighed. “Let me make a diary summary.”

“We busted a firefly processing plant. It was a perfect night date!”

“The steamed buns on xxx road were delicious. Mr. Ruan likes their beef steamed buns, but he thinks they’re a little greasy. If I were to make them, I’d add more green onions. Mr. Ruan would definitely like that… Let’s try that out tomorrow.”

“At noon, Mr. Ruan took me to a restaurant I had always wanted to eat at. Their crispy suckling pig was especially delicious! Mr. Ruan liked the tofu and mushroom and ham porridge more. I didn’t expect him to like mushrooms and ham so much.”

“Let’s go home now. Mr. Ruan is going to take a shower first. I don’t think we’ll go out again today. I don’t know if the news will feature anything about the plant tonight…”

Tang Yibu muttered excitedly to the camera—even though he had all the details firmly memorized in his mind, he just wanted to speak them out loud and ruminate on them again.

“…A good day needs a good ending.” Finally, he announced, “Tonight I’m ready to…π!!!”

As Tang Yibu was gesturing excitedly, the iron bead shot out like a cannonball, its mouth wide open towards the camera. Fortunately, someone had incredible reflexes and quickly grabbed it back.

There was a crisp sound. The iron bead only bit into air and the mouth made a crackling sound.

“When did you learn to open the door?”

Tang Yibu held up the iron bead with both hands and scolded it. “You’re not allowed to eat the food here! Oh, I must remember to lock the door next time.”

The iron bead remained silent, pretending to be innocent as if nothing had happened.

“That’s all for today.” Tang Yibu held the iron bead tightly with his left arm and reached for the camera with his right hand again. “Don’t worry. I’ll remember to perform maintenance on you on schedule and ensure you’ll still be functioning properly in a hundred years.”

“Now I’m going to find Mr. Ruan,” he said solemnly. “I’ve been separated from him for one hour, twenty-six minutes, and six seconds.”

2xxx0905/06:57pm

The scene was pitch black.

…Maybe the next time it opens, a new date will be recorded. Who knows?


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A Contract Between Enemies Ch18

Author: 年终 / Nian Zhong

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 18: Kalen

“Order of Shadows? Is there such a sect?” the night watchman asked back.

In this world there are only three religions that truly count: the Church of Cadence, the Secret Garden, and the Night Listeners. The rest are all small fries. Even so, the watchman had at least heard of those small fries. 

As for this so-called Order of Shadows, he had never once heard the name.

“He has a Kingdom Religious Certificate in his hand. I checked it. It’s real,” reported the guard.

The fact he had a Kingdom Religious Certificate gave the office executor a headache.

In their country, the Kingdom of Aufon, the Church of Cadence holds absolute dominance.

The royal family granted the Church of Cadence the authority to oversee religion. Other faiths must receive its recognition before they can obtain the Kingdom Religious Certificate. In other words, anyone who holds such a certificate is a legitimate cleric endorsed by the Church of Cadence.

“Let him in,” the executor said, pinching the bridge of his nose.

After he saw the visitor’s face, the executor’s mood improved a little.

The priest was very young, about twenty-five. His looks were above average, and his bearing put people at ease.

His flax-colored short hair was slightly wavy, neat and clean, and his eyes were a very pale aquamarine. A gentle smile graced his features, and his gaze was warm, like a soft woolen blanket by the hearth in winter.

The executor’s expression eased.

His eyes skimmed over the man’s tidy black clothes and the bone-white matched rings on both middle fingers. Good. Young, yet plainly dressed. Not one of those showy charlatans at a glance.

“What’s your name?” he asked with a measure of friendliness.

“Kalen. No family name. From Atra.”

Priest Kalen placed one hand lightly to his chest. “May His Veil shroud you, unseen and unharmed.”

So that was it, a commoner cleric from a neighboring country.

“Unseen and unharmed,” the executor replied with practiced ease. “Father Kalen, you said you have leads on the ‘Lower City plague’?”

“Yes.” Kalen sighed softly. “I saw it with my own eyes in the Lower City…”

…Father Kalen gave a precise description of two men. One with striking gray-white long hair, the other with black hair and blue eyes, adept at spellcasting. The gray-haired man spread the plague with his own hands and hastened its infection.

However, according to Kalen, no remains were left. Everyone else present had been struck by memory magic and remembered nothing at all. The whole matter was as unreal as a nightmare.

After hearing Kalen’s account, the executor frowned.

“Father, even if you are a legitimate cleric, if there is no physical evidence and only your testimony, we cannot open an investigation. Are there any other witnesses? Even one would do.”

Kalen paused for an instant, then shook his head in the end.

“My lord, I fully understand your difficulty. I didn’t come to ask you to arrest anyone,” he said in a warm voice.

“Oh?” The executor raised an eyebrow.

“I heard the court mage in charge of the ritual is named Fabian. He is also a high priest of the Church of Cadence and very skilled in sacred matters. Before the ceremony begins, could you ask him to perform an individual exorcism for every staff member?”

Kalen spoke slowly, as if he wasn’t very used to this mannered way of speaking.

“…That way the filth in the shadows can be cleansed, and the children will be kept from the plague’s taint.”

The ritual’s staff? The executor thought for a moment.

Not counting the guards, there were sixteen staff members in all inside the venue.

Fabian himself, who would preside over the ritual; one “Pure Soul”; six “Holy Guards”… and eight “Disciples of Mercy”, elders of high standing who were responsible for watching over the children.

The “Disciples of Mercy” were all prominent figures in Rosha. They had long wished to befriend a high priest. Yet the Church of Cadence advocates restraint. Believers may accept banquets or gifts only under specific circumstances, so it was difficult for the two sides to interact in a proper, aboveboard way.

Father Kalen’s idea was quite good. With the right handling, this could be a win-win arrangement.

“I will report to His Lordship and discuss the matter with Lord Fabian,”

The executor cleared his throat. “Thank you for your lead, Father. On behalf of Rosha, I grant you one gold ring as a reward.”

Kalen bowed and didn’t take the gold ring on the table.

“May His Veil shroud you, unseen and unharmed,” he repeated the blessing with solemn sincerity, then he turned and walked into the night, his figure gradually swallowed by the shadows.

……

Noon the next day, at the inn where preparations for the ritual were underway.

“Exorcism and consecration?” Salaar repeated.

“Yes, yes. The notice came this morning. Lucky you,” said the mustachioed manager. “That’s a blessing from a high priest, and it will be one on one. They say it’s to ward off the plague. If I weren’t too old, I would want to find a role to play myself.”

Out of the corner of his eye, Salaar glanced at Myss. “If I remember right, exorcism and consecration include a purification phase…”

“That one is especially good for your health,” the mustachioed man said with longing.

Salaar offered a polite smile and ended the topic.

The ritual would begin the day after tomorrow. This arrangement was a little abrupt.

If his guess was right, this was very likely the work of the bird-beaked demon. For the past few days, they had gone to the inn that was preparing for the ritual, right on schedule, with their intentions as plain as day.

The “demon” was forcing them to withdraw from the Magibase summoning ritual. From the bird-beaked demon’s point of view, he and Myss were nothing but suspicious sources of contagion.

The good news: the bird-beaked demon truly had no malicious intent. He only wanted the two of them to stay away from the children, and he didn’t even wish to involve Hailey, the young eyewitness.

The bad news: between the two of them, there really might be someone who’s allergic to purification…

“I handled Barlow so cleanly. He clearly has no evidence. Humans are really unreasonable,” Myss said with displeasure after hearing Salaar’s inference.

Salaar rubbed his temples. “That’s not the point. Forget it. Do you have anything else to say?”

“Oh, I still have to kill someone,” Myss said. “Last time I only ‘assisted’ Mina’s magic. This time I want to separate the Magibase in my own way and see what happens.”

“Since the mage is coming to purify anyway, one more time won’t make a difference.”

Salaar’s look grew a touch complicated. Myss could faintly read big words on his face: “You’re hopeless.” Myss turned his head away and pretended not to notice.

“No.” Salaar stepped in front of him. “Don’t think I don’t know. You just want to get a taste of the Magibase.”

“Tsk.”

“The urgent matter is to solve the problem of the blessing.”

Salaar pondered. “Let me think. For more than twenty years, that same mage has been in charge of Rosha’s rituals. Hm. This might be an excellent opportunity.”

Myss: “An excellent opportunity to purify me?’

Salaar: “Fair point. It might actually be two excellent opportunities.”

Myss pulled out that deadly dinner fork in a threatening way.

Salaar looked at him with amusement. “The other great opportunity, you will know it when the time comes.”

The court mage Fabian worked with remarkable efficiency and arrived at the inn that very afternoon.

Fabian fit people’s image of a “mage” perfectly. He wore a crisp, elegant, religious white robe, and his long white beard was groomed with meticulous care.

Beside him Myss saw a Magibase stag. Its antlers branched in luxuriant tines, and it strolled at the old man’s side at an easy pace. Thanks to that creature, even the sunlight spilling into the room seemed a little more sacred.

“Let’s finish things here quickly and take a nap,” the stag muttered lazily to itself. “The exorcism for the Disciples of Mercy is set for after the banquet. I hope the banquet has Mamzi sweet wine. Hm…”

What a big deer. Myss stared at the stag’s plump body and suddenly remembered the rosemary venison steaks you could only get in the Upper City.

The stag shivered under his gaze, looked over in alarm and doubt, and happened to lock eyes with Myss.

“You… You rude brat,” it cried. “Lower your head.”

The reaction was too strong, and Myss couldn’t help glancing at Fabian. He found that the court mage showed no response at all and was completely unaware of his own Magibase’s unease.

How curious. These Magibase were just like their masters’ subconscious. They faithfully reflected the owner’s inner state, yet the owner knew nothing about their behavior.

“Pleased to meet you, Roasted Venison,” Myss mouthed silently at the stag.

The stag stamped hard, snorting thick and loud. “As expected, a ranger from a backwater. Low birth and lower morals.”

Myss: “Low morals? You’re mistaken.”

“Where is the mistake?” The stag lifted its head high.

Myss bared his sharp teeth. “I have no morals.”

At his side, Salaar let out an earthshaking cough.

The stag was scared out of its wits. It clip-clopped around to Fabian’s other side and tried to use the old man’s withered body as a shield. Fabian was speaking with the mustachioed manager when he suddenly broke off, his brows drawing together.

“My goodness, my lord, what’s wrong?” The mustachioed man’s voice turned syrupy, his tone obsequious to the point of absurdity.

“Nothing,” Fabian said mildly. “My magic fluctuated for an instant. This place is indeed unsanitary… Let us begin at once.”

The moment his words fell, his Magibase stag bolted in impatient flight.

The mustachioed manager cleared out the inn’s largest room to serve as a temporary exorcism chamber. The materials table was piled with salt, all kinds of herbs and essential oils, and even fresh lamb’s blood.

Fabian picked up a crystal flask and added herbs, then oils, then blood in that order. After that he took out a small vial from his pocket and dripped in a few drops of golden liquid.

Heated by flame, the murky mixture gradually turned a clear violet. A faint note of frankincense drifted through the air.

When preparations were complete, he drew a finely worked silver staff and began to chant quickly.

The Magibase stag bounded lightly about the room. The liquid in the flask flew out as if it were alive and traced a complex and beautiful giant magic circle on the floor.

All the curtains had been drawn. In the dim space, the circle shimmered with a warm white glow.

“All right.” Fabian smoothed his beard and turned to the seven staff members waiting at the door.

“Anyone not involved is to step out. When I call your name, you will come in one at a time.”

“We’ll now begin the exorcism.”


The author has something to say:

The first support cast member has appeared!

Kalen is actually twenty-six years old. (This shouldn’t count as a spoiler, I hope.) Salaar’s physical body is twenty, Myss’s physical body is nineteen. Looks like Mr. Kalen will be chaperoning two kids (?)…

This chapter is from Salaar’s point of view: observing the Demon Lord mouthing his lips while he argues with air.


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Escape From the Asylum Ch156

Author: 木尺素 / Mu Chisu

Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/


Chapter 156

Dark clouds blanketed the sky.

Here, the heavens never showed a bright side. It was as if this was an age deprived of natural sunlight.

And yet the sky never turned truly black, always suffused with a hazy gray—the color of an incense stick burned to its very end.

Under such a sky Zhou Qian’s face looked unnaturally pale, the gleam in his eyes even bordering on the uncanny. Confronted with a man like this, no one would dare underestimate him.

The moment he saw Zhou Qian, Xu Yang almost forgot that he was, in fact, only an ordinary player.

Xu Yang finished his sentence, waved his hand again, and five more members of the Feidu Legion appeared.

Every one of them raised a black gun and aimed at Zhou Qian and Bai Zhou.

Zhou Qian’s gaze swept across those dark muzzles one by one. Then he met Xu Yang’s eyes and said with a smile, “All my teammates have ended up in the purple camp. It’s true I’m at a huge disadvantage by myself. So what should I do? Looks like I really do have to help you. Except—”

Before Zhou Qian could say more, Xu Yang cut him off, eyes narrowing. “Enough nonsense. Start destroying the wristbands, now.”

He stepped forward, gun barrel tilting up to rest right between Bai Zhou’s brows.

Sensing Bai Zhou might make a move, Zhou Qian quickly stepped toward him.

Seeing Zhou Qian move, Xu Yang and his five subordinates all swung their guns onto him. “No tricks. I’m curious what the white wristband does, but it’s not your life-preserver. If you don’t do as I say, I will shoot!”

“Really? Out of curiosity—do you know who Ruan Mei is?” Zhou Qian suddenly asked.

“Cut the crap and swap those wristbands!” Xu Yang barked.

Zhou Qian went on, “Seems you don’t. She’s very closely tied to the white wristband. Which means—you’ve never been to Murder Exhibition, have you?”

If Zhou Qian had directly asked whether Xu Yang had cleared the Murder Exhibition instance, Xu Yang would instantly guess that Zhou Qian had and would treat the instance intel as a bargaining chip.

Xu Yang was a seasoned player, so surely, he was a fine actor. Zhou Qian would hardly be able to judge for sure, just from his face, whether he’d been there or how much he knew.

So Zhou Qian started by asking about Ruan Mei and casually linking her to the white wristband. Xu Yang’s reaction made it clear he knew nothing.

Building on that, Zhou Qian stated flat-out that Xu Yang had never been to the Murder Exhibition. Sure enough, Xu Yang couldn’t even put up a façade.

With that confirmed, Zhou Qian held far more leverage.

“Ruan Mei—serial killer. The general manager we just met in that office building? Also a serial killer. Part of their story still waits to be uncovered in this instance. The rest was told to us back in the Murder Exhibition. So, by skipping that run you missed a lot.”

The ploy worked. While talking, Zhou Qian closed the distance to Bai Zhou, yet Xu Yang not only refrained from shooting but even gestured for his men to hold.

“There’s an organization that rescued a bunch of serial murderers, wrecked this city, and now intends to do what to us outsiders? Do the wristband colors act as some sort of friend-or-foe identifier? Food for thought.”

Reaching Bai Zhou’s side, exchanging a glance with him, Zhou looked back at Xu Yang. “My Brother different from me. I’m willing to negotiate. His temper’s bad—cross him and he draws his blade.

“You’ve heard of him, so you should know that even without any skills, just pure sword technique makes him terrifying. One of the things he’s done year in and year out is practice the blade. So—”

Zhou Qian smiled. “Sure, bullets have unbeatable judgment, 99 percent hit rate—we can’t dodge them. But so what? Even if we take a bullet, before it hits, my brother can still kill you. If you insist on violence, no one walks away happy. But—

“I’m genuinely willing to cooperate. See, I only walked over to persuade him for you.”

Producing a yellow wristband, Zhou Qian lifted Bai Zhou’s wrist with a gentle smile.

At that moment his eyes were the very picture of slipping a ring onto a lover’s finger, and his voice was a soft murmur between sweethearts. “My Brother hates being threatened. If I weren’t here, he’d kill you. Xu Yang, I’m helping you convince him now—so, Zhou Ge, shall we swap bands?”

Bai Zhou withdrew his gaze from Xu Yang and turned it on Zhou Qian.

His eyes softened at once. His right hand still held the blade aloft, yet his left stretched out to Zhou Qian. “Swap.”

Smiling into those eyes, Zhou Qian dismissed his Rib of God, cupped Bai Zhou’s wrist in both hands, undid the yellow band, and fastened another.

“Hurry it up.”

Apparently fed up with Zhou Qian’s dawdling, Xu Yang snapped, “I said keep swapping until all yellow bands are destroyed. You have two minutes!”

Zhou Qian: “What’s the rush? Look how handsome my Brother is—”

Xu Yang: ???

—So what is your relationship?

After tying the yellow wristband, Zhou Qian started trying to shape it into a bow. “Fun or not?”

Seeing this, Bai Zhou gave Zhou Qian a thoughtful look. “Fun.”

Zhou Qian scratched his nose, laughing. “Yeah, it looks awful. I’m no good at this.”

Not far away, Xu Yang’s tone sharpened. “Quit the fancy tricks, Zhou Qian, you’re stalling. One last warning: destroy every band in two minutes or I will shoot!”

He stepped closer—but he didn’t dare pull the trigger.

From what Xu Yang had heard, Zhou Qian’s words weren’t exaggeration:

Once, the strongest of all god-level players was a man named Xie Huai.

Invincible, he’d drawn every legion under his banner and become the undisputed king of the game—until Bai Zhou appeared and Xie Huai vanished.

Many said Bai Zhou killed him.

After Xie Huai died, the united legions scattered again.

And the one supposedly most loyal to Xie Huai was the Peach Blossom Legion.

Someone even the Peach Blossom Legion would follow… and yet Bai Zhou killed him—just how terrifying was Bai Zhou’s power?

Was the man before him truly that legendary Bai Zhou?

Such a monster, even skill-less, might really manage to kill him before the bullets struck.

With that in mind, although Xu Yang kept his gaze on Zhou Qian, he maintained Bai Zhou’s blade in the corner of his eye.

Mutual destruction is the stupidest play, yet in this game most players are lunatics—Xu Yang knew that well.

And he’d seen classic videos of Zhou Qian in action back when he was still below S-rank. He knew how reckless and ruthless Zhou Qian could be. If Zhou Qian was doomed to die he’d drag his enemies with him.

Besides… Zhou Qian clearly had key intel.

—What exactly was the white wristband?

The thought made Xu Yang’s eyelid twitch hard. He had to claw back the upper hand.

In standoffs like this the wager is nerve—whoever flinches first loses.

Showing no expression, Xu Yang spoke again. “Zhou Qian, anyone who dares play this game is ready to die. I’ll gamble with you: even if 137’s blade is that fast—so be it, we go together!

“You have less than a minute left! Destroy the rest of those wristbands!”

Right then another little hamster scurried from Xu Yang’s sleeve, circled Zhou Qian once, then returned to its master.

Such critters can’t sniff out every item in a player’s inventory; they’re specialized for props tied to instance mechanics—like these wristbands.

From the hamster Xu Yang learned Zhou Qian still carried six wristbands. “You have six left—destroy them all!”

“No, you don’t actually dare gamble with me.”

Zhou Qian turned his head. “We got sucked in by accident. Otherwise, we’d never have landed in a zone with zero weapons. You’re different—you prepared this spectacle for the instance reward. You came wanting something. A man with desires won’t die lightly.”

“You mean you entered the game with no desire?” Xu Yang asked.

“See? You’ve admitted you don’t dare gamble.” Zhou Qian praised him in apparent sincerity. “Very frank, very honest!”

“You—you fucking—!”

Every line from Zhou Qian was a trap. A moment’s slip left Xu Yang flustered and furious.

“My desire? Let me think. Oh, I have one: chasing thrills. Mutual destruction—I’ve never tried it. Could be fun.”

“You…” Xu Yang’s anger stalled, then he chuckled, suddenly composed. “All this talk is just stalling, isn’t it, Zhou Qian? You won’t die with me. You want to live. You still have—”

Glancing at the time on the system panel, Xu Yang barked, “Forty seconds left!”

“Mm-hmm. I am stalling for time…”

Zhou Qian leisurely undid the ugly bow on Bai Zhou’s wrist, re-tied it properly—showing no urgency despite all the wristbands he still has left to destroy.

Eyes full of mirth, he looked at Xu Yang. “Haven’t you wondered… what I’m stalling for?”

“You—” Without noticing, Xu Yang’s pupils dilated.

Zhou Qian smiled. “You gave us two minutes to swap out every band. I talked and you refused to extend the limit. I’m not naive enough to think you’d really relent.”

Those two minutes were almost up. Zhou Qian had destroyed only one band.

Xu Yang had assumed Zhou Qian’s chatter was meant either to talk him into dropping the forced-recruit plan or to stretch the time so Zhou Qian could slip away.

In the process Zhou Qian actually destroyed a wristband, lulling him into lowering his guard—

And Zhou Qian’s real goal was simply not to destroy the rest!

Why keep the remaining yellows?

Obviously he wanted his teammates to betray purple later, building yellow into a force that could stand against them.

But how? He had no same-color teammates and, critically, no weapons—how could he boost yellow?

Xu Yang’s doubts were confirmed by Zhou Qian’s next words.

Grinning, Zhou Qian said, “I just wrung a vital fact out of you—you know nothing about the white wristband or the Murder Exhibition. Also…

“I did destroy one band. But I never promised to trash the rest, did I? Because—”

Fury lit Xu Yang’s eyes. Just as his finger tightened on the trigger, Zhou Qian raised a finger for silence. “Shh. You don’t really want to do that.”

At the same instant his subordinates cried out, “Commander, watch out!” “Boss, behind you!” “Careful!”

Even without them, the moment Xu Yang halted he sensed something.

He spun with his gun—and saw a waist-high little dragon pointing a gun straight at him.

The dragon was Zhou Qian’s pet?

Pets in this instance couldn’t use damaging skills, but it held an instance-grade gun with extreme judgment and hit rate!

“Once a target is chosen, there’s a 99 percent chance the bullet hits, and its judgment is top priority—above all other weapons. So it doesn’t matter if my dragon can’t aim. Once he picks you, the shot will hit. Thanks—you told me that.” Zhou Qian smiled. “I stalled to wait for my dragon.

“Now I have bullets too. A moment ago you might doubt my Brother could kill you before the shot, but now we have bullets as well. Still want mutual destruction?

“You turned my teammates purple—great. I’m guessing you and Xu Feiyu still carry extra bands for backstabbing later—but the game’s just begun, and you won’t reveal your ace just yet. So—”

Step by step Zhou Qian closed on Xu Yang, smiling mockingly. “So you, Xu Feiyu, and your trusted cadre—all purple for now—won’t touch my teammates or can’t.

“They’re still mine. With yellow bands in my hands they can come back anytime. Thanks for letting them join purple and share your intel for a while.”

Xu Yang had gathered “little slaves” to scour the instance for clues, intending to cull them once the system announced the player cap.

He’d targeted the god-level players, turning Hidden Blade, He Xiaowei, and Qi Liuxing purple in a row.

Now Zhou Qian, relying on his dragon’s gun, brazenly flaunted the yellow band and declared he’d bring those three back—complete with purple intel.

His method out-maneuvered Xu Yang’s effort with ease.

Using the enemy’s tactics against him, letting the foe regret to the bone—Zhou Qian always relished that and smiled, eyes curving like new moons, clear as starlight.

“Zhou Qian, you think that’s enough? You really think… you’ve won?”

Xu Yang’s voice was hoarse—he was livid.

If Bai Zhou struck at the critical moment, Xu Yang’s god-level instincts might still leave a sliver of life. But now Zhou Qian had weapons too. Xu Yang had to back down.

Drawing a deep breath, Xu Yang shot Zhou Qian a vicious look. “Yes, Zhou Qian… you guessed plenty right. I do have goals. I don’t want to die. I can’t make you all wear purple bands and obey me now. But—

“If you join us purple, as long as my sister, my five lieutenants, and I survive when the cap is announced, I will kill the other purples but never you or your team. I promise that.

“So joining us is a win-win—but you just smashed any chance of cooperation.”

Xu Yang holstered his gun and spread his hands, wearing a hint of helplessness.

“You’ll regret this. You have no idea of your situation—

“That dragon’s gun is the first weapon you’ve found—and the last. I have solid intel: the Peach Blossom Legion intends to keep you from amassing firepower.

“Other sectors of the city are partly under my troops and partly under Peach Blossom’s occupation. You get it?

“My legion and the Peach Blossom Legion are about to encircle you. You’ll be trapped in this pocket—no clues from elsewhere, and only that single gun.”

After signaling his men to lower their weapons as well, Xu Yang said, “All I wanted was for you to join me in gathering intel. That’s impossible now. And you surely can’t ally with Peach Blossom.

“So hole up here with one gun and three bullets and wait to be overrun. Sorry, but to me you’re already a dead man.”

“Oh? Really? Seems things do look bad for me.”

Zhou Qian blinked once and looked at Xu Yang. “Since I’m a ‘dead man’ in your eyes, mind if I ask you something?”

Xu Yang nearly laughed from rage. “Your nerves are something else. Don’t you know fear?”

“Nope. I’ve got a few screws loose.” Zhou Qian blinked again. “What exactly are you after in this instance? Is the hidden reward that important?”


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Zhou-Every single line shows off his husband-Qian.

Zhou Qian: “Zhou Ge, we’ve only this scrap of land left, and you’re the one soldier I have—but that’s fine. Let’s conquer the world.”

Bai Zhou: “All right.”

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