Author: 长洱 / Chang’er
Translator: Kinky || https://kinkytranslations.com/
Chapter 303
On weekends without work, life would change from a police drama to a sitcom, possibly the comedy type.
Lin Chen wanted to get up early but wasn’t careful when he got out of bed. While stuffing his hug pillow into Xing Conglian’s arms, he accidentally woke up Captain Xing.
At that time, he still held the pose of bending over and pinching the corner of the hug pillow. Xing Conglian probably felt something was off and opened his eyes in a flash, catching him red-handed.
Their eyes met, and the scene was very awkward for a moment.
“I… wanted to make you breakfast,” Lin Chen pointed to the closed door, saying seriously.
“You didn’t say that before going to bed last night.”
Xing Conglian embraced the pillow. A blue blanket was draped around his waist, exposing his strong chest and muscular arms. His skin was even fairer than Lin Chen’s, and as he lay on the deep blue satin sheets, he looked quite charming, though his moist green eyes looked very aggrieved.
Lin Chen felt a stir, but he steadied his heart and breath and earnestly said, “Captain Xing, you can just ignore what a man says when he’s lost in passion.”
He pinched Xing Conglian’s ear to comfort him.
“Is my technique not good?” Xing Conglian sat up, insisting on asking.
“Very good.”
“Weren’t you comfortable yesterday?”
“Very comfortable,” Lin Chen answered truthfully.
“You said we would do it again this morning. Why did you sneak away?”
Lin Chen sighed deeply and sat down on the bed. “Because it was too comfortable, I felt physically exhausted, and my legs are weak now.”
Xing Conglian wrapped his arms around his waist, slightly doubtful after hearing this answer. “Really?”
“Really.” Lin Chen nodded.
In an instant, Xing Conglian let him go, retreating to the other side of the wooden bed.
“What’s wrong?” Lin Chen asked.
“Consultant Lin, hurry and leave. I’m afraid I might lose control of myself,” Xing Conglian said, gritting his teeth, looking quite restrained.
Lin Chen found his acting first thing in the morning utterly adorable. So, he sat on the edge of the bed, crossing his legs, gently caressing the bedsheet, and chose not to leave.
“Why… are you not leaving?” Xing Conglian frowned, pretending to ask in pain.
Lin Chen didn’t speak and started unbuttoning his newly put-on home wear from bottom to top.
The curtains were still drawn, so the dim light cast an ambiguous shadow, outlining Xing Conglian’s handsome face.
Lin Chen bent down, hugged his back, and gently bit his shoulder.
Xing Conglian chuckled. “I’ll just rub it. I won’t go in.”
“Okay…”
But since this was a sitcom, there must be something to interrupt after he said “okay”.
Sure enough, at that moment, the living room resonated with Wang Chao’s agonizing cry.
Lin Chen rolled off Xing Conglian, panting.
The latter was even more direct, sternly saying, “Should I go kill him?”
Lin Chen’s heart almost stopped. He stroked Xing Conglian’s forehead and said, “Just knock him out with some chloroform or something?”
However, Wang Chao obviously wouldn’t give them the chance to discuss what drug to use.
“Boss, Boss, A’Chen Gege! Xiao Wang is missing!”
The teenager pounded at their bedroom door, shouting loudly.
……
“Is this what you call ‘missing’?”
About a minute and thirty seconds later, they stood by the window facing the river in the living room while Xing Conglian coldly questioned Wang Chao.
The gauze window was torn with a large hole, and the light blue plastic gauze that was bitten was swaying in the wind. Just outside the torn window, on the lower left corner of the air conditioner unit, Comrade Xiao Wang was fearlessly basking in the sun.
Indoors, Wang Chao was sweating so profusely that he might even kneel down and beg for mercy in the next three seconds. “I… I… I was too nervous about Xiao Wang’s safety!”
“Hm?” Lin Chen stood against the wall with his arms folded and surprisingly joined in the conversation.
“A’Chen Gege, look. When I got up and saw such a big hole, I was afraid that Xiao Wang had accidentally taken a leap of faith into the river and died. It’s well known…”
Before finishing the sentence, the orange cat lying on the air conditioner unit woke up leisurely.
Every strand of its fur was sparkling. It got up, shook its fur, and then turned its plump body around. Its front paws reached the window ledge, and then it kicked with its hind legs, swiftly passing through the hole and landing steadily on the floor. Its agile figure was the best mockery to Wang Chao.
“Haha.” Xing Conglian laughed out loud.
Wang Chao’s face turned red, and he grabbed the orange cat’s waist and shouted. “I’ll fight you!”
Then…
Xiao Wang shook his front paw and slapped Wang Chao firmly on the face.
This time, even Lin Chen couldn’t help but laugh.
Wang Chao was shocked, covering his face, and watched as Xiao Wang’s figure slowly walked away, unable to believe everything he had just experienced.
The teenager pointed to the cat and then pointed to his own cheek.
“It hit me!”
“Well deserved.”
Xing Conglian responded smoothly.
Wang Chao held his chest, feeling very hurt, looking as if he was about to run away from home.
Lin Chen took a step forward, blocking Wang Chao’s escape route, causing the teenager to almost fall to the ground.
Xing Conglian kicked Wang Chao’s butt.
“Stop pretending,” Lin Chen said. “You can’t run away.”
“You two are teaming up on me!” Wang Chao shouted aggrievedly. “I really just care too much about cats.”
Lin Chen leaned against the wall and looked at Xing Conglian. “Zhang Xiaolong said that the bureau has been shorthanded in organizing old paper files recently.”
“Yeah, a big group of people have to work overtime on weekends.”
“It’s too hard.”
“Indeed.”
“If there’s extra help, especially someone skilled in computers, it should improve efficiency, right?”
“Naturally, as colleagues in the police station, we should lend a hand.”
At this point, they both looked at Wang Chao.
“This is the first weekend I’ve had off in twenty days!” Wang Chao stated indignantly.
“You care too much about cats that you don’t need this kind of vacation,” Lin Chen said.
“Get lost!” Xing Conglian summed up the statement.
……
Although Xiao Wang’s disappearance was just a false alarm and it ended with Comrade Wang Chao working 48 hours of overtime, Lin Chen later searched online and found that plastic gauze windows were easily torn by cats. This was their mistake.
The disrupted morning couldn’t continue, so Lin Chen and Xing Conglian changed their clothes, closed all the doors and windows, had a quick breakfast, and went straight to the home improvement store.
Of course, the salesperson recommended replacing all the doors and windows at home and gave a very shocking quote.
There were too many doors and windows at home, so they calculated the price and found it unnecessary.
Xing Conglian searched for DIY cat protection net tutorials online, and he and Lin Chen studied it together. They felt that it seemed safer than replacing all the gauze windows.
So, ignoring the disdainful eyes of the salesperson, they turned around and left, went to the hardware area, and bought a bunch of materials based on the measurements.
In the afternoon, the other party arranged for the delivery.
Lin Chen looked at the large pile of wire mesh in the courtyard and then at the police captain, who had changed into a sleeveless vest and was ready to work vigorously and gave up the idea of helping.
“Consultant Lin, you rest. I’ll take care of everything!”
Xing Conglian stood in the sunlight, stepping on the wire mesh with excitement.
He had broad shoulders and graceful muscle lines, making him even more attractive under the sun. Lin Chen scanned him from head to toe, then headed to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and grab a random book. He lay down under the umbrella, signaling Xing Conglian to proceed as he pleased.
Captain Xing was experienced in outdoor survival, and repairing equipment was a piece of cake for him. He had complete supplies at home.
Lin Chen watched him move a large pile of tools from the cellar of the gazebo, some of which might come in handy, while others might not, and continued drinking his tea.
Perhaps Xing Conglian’s movements were too loud. Starting from when he began cutting, Xiao Wang, who had been sleeping on the cherry tree in the courtyard, was suddenly awakened.
The orange cat, who was still half asleep, rubbed against the pink cherry blossoms a few times, looking dazed and not very stable.
Lin Chen put down his teacup and walked to the foot of the tree. Xiao Wang cooperated well and jumped down gracefully, hitting Lin Chen’s chest like a cannonball. The famous saying “ten oranges, nine are fat*” was indeed well-deserved. Lin Chen took a few steps back before catching the cat.
*It’s a saying referring to how, out of 10 orange cats, nine are fat.
“Are you okay?” Not far away, Captain Xing, who was working seriously, even took the time to show concern.
Lin Chen waved at him and held Xiao Wang by the neck, sitting back under the umbrella and yawning.
With a cat on his lap, tea in his hand, his lover in “revealing” clothes not far away, the warm sunshine and sweet cherry blossoms, and a book purely for show, it made him feel drowsy, so he actually fell asleep.
The nap wasn’t long. At least Lin Chen felt that he was probably woken up by something licking him as soon as he closed his eyes. The tongue was smooth and flexible, obviously not Xiao Wang’s. Lin Chen chuckled and hooked the person’s neck without opening his eyes.
The other person struggled and said, “Let go, let go. I need to work.”
Lin Chen opened his eyes.
Xing Conglian’s face was very close to him. His white overalls were soaked with sweat and thin to the point of transparency. Their noses were almost touching, and their breaths were entwined.
Lin Chen playfully nudged Xing Conglian’s calf with his foot and wrapped his arm around his waist, gradually lifting his overalls. He said seriously, “Here, I’m working too.”
Kinky Thoughts:
Never trust a man when he says, “just the tip” or “I won’t put it in”.
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